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TWR Saturday | The Good, The Bad, and The Vicious Mr. Vickers! · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
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  Sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics
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  current events and pop culture. This is he's the Whitfield
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  Report with Sam Whitfield. Hey folks, welcome to the
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  Whitfield report. I'm hosts and what field
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  alongside Apex gamma if folks joining us here tonight?
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  I can't say I've been nervous for a guest like this, at least
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  not. Since I had bench appear on way
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  back in the day back when I did radio only but the man the myth
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  the legend, mr. Matthew, vicious Vickers is
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  joining us. And first officer, welcome to
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  the program. You already have fans in the
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  chat as well. I have so many fans of different
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  of different sorts. I'm sure sir.
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  So, first off, welcome to the program and thank you for doing
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  this. And I want to bring you on,
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  because there seems to be a lot of Options of kind of who you
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  are. I know that you're known
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  primarily for one corner of the internet, but just briefly,
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  could you kind of just give a brief background of who you are
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  for us real quick? Sure.
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  Yeah. I mean, I'm just a dude,
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  California. Born and raised, California.
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  Originally from Southern California until I got married
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  to my wife. I was worried.
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  He won. Sorry.
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  She's always right next to me to make sure I don't say something
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  stupid during that I usually say got married moved up to Northern
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  California and moved around, a had a kid and another kid than
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  another kid. Another kid been another kid.
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  And then within that time frame, I was mostly a worked in
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  finance. I, when I was in school, I
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  wanted to be a wanted to be an artist but then I learned really
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  fast that. I like, I like to Things like
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  shelter and I like food so that didn't work out for like the
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  artist thing. So I went into finance and it
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  worked much better for that worked in mutual funds for a
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  while and then went into retail banking which is a complete joke
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  above of a profession in my opinion and did that for a long
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  time for about a decade. And then November 2008 was a
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  really bad time to be a middle management.
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  Retail Banker. So I found myself with an
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  opportunity and kind of took a little risk, put our life
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  savings into buying a coin shop of all things, just because it
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  seemed like it translated really well into.
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  It doesn't sound like it does. But at that time every this was
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  September of 2009, everything was silver and gold, everything
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  was investment. Yeah, so Dad that went over
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  really well with what I learned in That that worked out really
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  good for us on our, and our lifestyle.
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  My wife has some health problems that on more than one occasion,
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  kind of put my job at risk and I'm like, hey, I gotta go home
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  or else. My kids might you know not be
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  able to be taken care of well or everybody says family first but
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  private businesses. Yeah, I never got fired, you
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  know, for having to having to leave.
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  And I never took a day off that I didn't have a crude.
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  So I always kind of felt good about that but it's definitely
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  easier, you know, working for yourself.
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  It's a different kind of stress show.
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  Uh, but for our lifestyle, the way things work, it's a lot more
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  freedom. So that's what I've been doing
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  for the last 13 years and that's that's pretty much me in a
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  nutshell. That's that's actually, that's
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  actually really excellently concise, all things I didn't
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  know actually and for the uninitiated because certainly
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  there are many people that are, but can you give a brief intro
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  as to how you got introduced to this to the this corner of the
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  internet or the internet is? There's this dark scary corner
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  of the internet. Yes, let's see.
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  So 2020 ish my oldest child. Faith turned 18.
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  How's it 2020 or 2019? Oh 2019 right.
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  She's born in 2001 Jesus. Masses fun.
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  And so but she she fell into the class of 2020 and of course we
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  all know anybody who fell into the graduating class of 2020,
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  kind of got screwed. So it is she had been suffering
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  with some depression and different stuff and then a
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  gentleman by the name of Ethan Oliver Ralph. 34 year-old
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  livestreamer apparently had been chatting her up Line and
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  convinced her to fly on out in the dead of night over to his
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  home, on the other side of the country, from where I am in
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  Richmond, Virginia, where she was applied with alcohol and
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  impregnated and eventually kind of got her brain Uhn scattered.
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  And oh, and what drugs, oh, you gave her.
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  Do he hated give her dry? I don't know.
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  Much past the the marijuana it was there other drugs that I
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  wasn't aware of? That's my impression.
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  I didn't really ask for a list, I don't even know how much she
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  was aware of which drugs, they weren't being completely honest,
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  because she's so drunk. So I don't know how much of mrs.
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  Vicious Vickers, you can hear. But anyway, long story, short,
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  not exactly sure how much of that stuff going on, but she
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  certainly spend a good amount of time intoxicated, and obviously,
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  she was only 18. So the alcohol was provided by
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  somebody who's older came back. Had the baby definitely decided
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  to keep it where all no abortion people over here.
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  Even faith in her craziest time was, was not not gonna go with
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  that idea. And so now I'm a grandpa 45 and
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  that's graduation on that by the way.
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  And I'm from what I think Twitter he's a healthy little.
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  He's a healthy young man. Yeah, healthy kid, cute as hell.
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  Really, really loud, which is kind of funny but he's a, it's
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  funny story. The first baby I've met he is he
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  is definitely louder when he's happy, then he is when he's
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  nice. He man, he can be heard from a
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  long ways away when he's in a good mood, but other than that,
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  yeah, everything's kind of stable.
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  And, you know, we got the different Court things in
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  different legal things going on with mr.
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  Ralph, but same thing I know people cover that to death so
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  it's probably probably well known for for most of the
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  people, what's going on. And then I just gone on a Gone a
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  couple of shows, and I kind of really enjoyed doing this and I
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  like Hobbies as some like, I'm gonna throw, I'll throw my hat.
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  In, why not? I got I get the benefit of the
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  businesses it. Well, the downside is my shops
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  an hour away from where I live, but the upside is, I have
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  employees. So in the, you know, they know
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  what they're doing is since covid started.
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  I handle, mostly my wife's kind of the specialist with the
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  collectible stuff. I handle large clients with the
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  big. Big gold and silver order stuff
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  that you fifty thousand dollars and above and they once covid
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  came along in there like shit. You mean I could just do this by
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  text and like yeah I get is I could drop shit to you, I just I
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  type it up on the computer anyway.
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  Why do I have to get up right and that worked out really well
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  for me because I was just like, yeah, I made a couple thousand
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  dollars before I took a shit in the morning.
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  Ye doesn't happen. It doesn't happen every morning.
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  Sure. But it happens enough That feel
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  good about it. Yeah.
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  It is certainly the state that part of the business does
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  better. Without even taking a political
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  stance, it does better. When there's a Democrat or a
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  liberal in office. That's just the way it is.
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  Because whether whether or not any of it is true and it's
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  without taking a political stance.
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  I mean, I take plenty but without even having to do it to
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  people in the demographic who buy precious metals to hedge
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  against inflation, get more worried.
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  It's like gun sales and and silver and gold sales.
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  Go up when there's Democrat in office.
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  It's just universally true. Especially in California.
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  Yeah. The red in California really
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  start freaking out and get it where you can't get it anymore.
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  Make sense. Yeah.
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  Yeah. And I mean so to be perfectly
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  honest, this is one of the big reasons why I wanted to have you
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  on. Because, you know, I I first
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  heard you as anyone else did because of the whole Ethan Ralph
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  drama and to be honest, as all, tell you now, as Apex will tell
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  you. I mean, like you, I kind of got
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  sucked into this darker corner of the, you know, internet kind
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  of against my will. First through this weirdo named,
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  Owen Benjamin and then these other, these other weirdos who
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  are now trying to kind of emulate, Ralph seems.
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  But you know, like you I have interests outside of you know
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  this whole eardrum. I'm I'm a political guy and I'm
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  also nerd and I saw that your, you know, I've been following
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  your tweets and you and I kind of have the same interest and so
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  my go Shoot this, you know, this guy hasn't for the outside of
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  blood Sports. So the fact that you're doing a
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  show to me is extremely fascinating without diving too
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  much into the NIT and grit. One of the things that I've been
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  asked ever since I You know, announce that you and I were
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  doing the shows. Well, he's just doing this for
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  cloud because yeah, that's my favorite.
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  One of my favorite too because I needs the clout so bad.
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  There isn't. There's a lot of super famous
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  people in this side of the internet.
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  That's so many people have heard of.
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  Yeah. How many people I've had to
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  explain like outside of the realm of the internet who is
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  Leo's? It is any of those.
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  Yeah, every everybody is like huh.
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  Yeah, it's it's virtually impossible.
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  I mean if they have, if they have no understanding, no, we
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  lost Sammy. If they, if they have no
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  understanding of, you know, social media at Large, That man.
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  Well, here we are again, folks. Okay?
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  All right, once every show since Amy started, using this melon
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  am, sorry about that mr. Vickers okay.
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  I forgot what I was saying but yeah, that is Sammy.
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  You were kind of getting into it.
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  I was a question. I was going to ask and what is
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  your thought process on your like your channel?
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  Like what you intend to make, you just kind of do you're going
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  to do commentary stuff, you're going to play games like what's
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  your weight? You know, we're And it like I
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  said, hobby for me and that's the let's let's like focus on
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  the reality of the situation. Sure if like tomorrow I woke up
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  and said this is stupid. I don't want to do this anymore.
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  My life changes zero. Exactly.
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  Yeah, it affects nothing. If I didn't think it was fun, I
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  wouldn't be doing it but no, I got in touch with Gator, you
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  know, when some obvious shit went down that a lot of people
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  in this corner were paying attention to.
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  Yeah. Hit.
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  I had been going back and forth. I mean, some people saw that we
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  were going. Oh yeah, throat's just hardcore
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  in it, you know, out on much fun.
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  He was having with it, but I was, I don't get it.
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  I don't get really concerned about that kind of stuff, but I
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  had reached out to him before and I was like, hey look, you
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  seem like a decent, dude. I got some false stuff and I'm
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  not going to go too much into our Dean's because I don't, I
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  don't share Dino's, but it's really just wanted to reach out
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  to him and say I believe it or not, you know, I'm, I'm a pretty
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  nice guy. If you don't release revenge
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  porn on my daughter and try to record the life.
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  I'm a, I'm a fucking teddy bear but he know me back and forth
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  and so I wanted to make sure it because even when that bridge
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  was burned and he was still seeming like yeah, Vickers is
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  still kind of a dick. So I was like, look man, I'm
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  sorry about anything I did. Let's move on and and Gators,
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  cut Gators. Cool.
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  You lie. I enjoy talking to Gator and
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  and, and he's a funny guy, he's always been cool.
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  The only problem, I think most of us had was the gun guarding
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  thing you know, in one state. Well, he'll a whole new gator
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  has, you know, the gator? We all knew was under there.
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  Yeah. And I have, to be honest, unlike
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  Sammy, I've been listening, I've been paying attention to this
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  whole thing since the first fake interview with you, that I
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  believe, Turk, February did pretended to be you and then I'm
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  Sure, interview with you and your wife, I believe, which is,
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  which is the first I saw of you and thought, geez, this guy is
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  cool. What about that was my thing at
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  you always seemed, you know, in in the face of it all, you know,
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  relatively light hearted and good good-humored, good-natured
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  you seem to be no. You know what?
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  That's good spirited. I guess it was kind of, because
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  a lot of people, you know, come over like why is he just
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  cracking wise and, and, and being all light-hearted?
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  When all this shit? It sounds like that because
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  that's who I am that is. Yeah, it's who I've always been
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  and it's one of the reasons I you know I'm pretty decent at
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  sales. It's a lot of my job is you know
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  Ernie people's trust and just getting along.
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  I get along with everybody and I don't know why anybody would
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  expect that to change too much but piss some people off and
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  that's okay. They can they can not like me or
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  think it's weird but it's kind of it's a tentative my
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  personality and it's not like I'm 19 or 20 Are some of the
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  Young Bucks that are hanging around.
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  Giving me grief, I'm 40, 45 years old now at 43 when it
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  happened, it's not the it and it's not even a stubborn.
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  That's like, I'm not gonna change.
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  Damn it. I'm gonna be who I want to be.
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  It's just that. I that's who I am and it's
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  active, Nate, I can. Yeah, it's not going to change.
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  Why am I going to sit around and be misery?
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  Now, everything's kind of kind of nice.
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  You know, there's a curveball thrown that you deal with but if
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  we're, oh, hang on. My wife's waving at me.
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  Yes. Oh yeah, she breaks it.
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  We're not gonna let Ralph take anything else away from us,
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  white. Give up, you know, the the, the,
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  the Charming aspects of Our Lives.
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  Oh, yeah. Of course.
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  Yeah, that's a, that's a good point that she breaks, but it's
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  like, and that's it. The same with the same with the
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  stream, with The Good, The Bad, and The Vicious thing, which is
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  literally me originally talking together, and say, hey, you have
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  a good radio voice. Yeah.
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  You want to try and stream it someplace, like, why not, you
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  know, it's It wasn't born on manually, probably really pissed
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  somebody off, and that would be hilarious.
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  That's just adding, it's an added benefit.
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  Sure, sure. Yeah, but but otherwise, it's, I
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  think the essential idea. We're going to fight kind of
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  find a Groove, if it lasts past one episode and we go along of,
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  just coming up with a topic, we have lists lists and lists of
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  topics. And we're trying to settle on
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  one and that's why we eventually did the Twitter pokers.
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  Like, okay, you know, you pick one, I pick one.
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  A qubit picks one and let's throw it up there and let's let
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  the audience decide what we're going to talk about in last
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  time, I looked horrified video games which is octopus is
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  leading by a landslide. So it has cool because I could
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  talk about that but then we're just going to talk about good
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  stuff that's with that and bad stuff and then the stuff that
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  may just just destroy people's lives.
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  If it's I'm not sure. I'm not sure where we're going
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  to go with the horror video games as far as destroying
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  people's lives except for, I mean, I've come close to putting
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  a bullet in my Now, as many times have I had to heard the
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  fanat song that my, oh my God, and about my Lord.
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  Yeah, that's come. That's come.
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  Close to making me neck myself, not quite there.
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  I would argue that those aren't even video games but I'm maybe
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  I'm just I would argue the same fucking thing but they they
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  argue back and it's like five against one.
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  So what am I going? You're losing that every you
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  lose that every day. Well, I've had a few back and
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  force with with faith and I think I think Alma was about
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  Ready to drive. Yeah, all that shit is his
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  revenge for me like yeah well I've been there have fun with
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  it. Karma's a bitch, a kid.
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  Oh yep, yep Elmo Elmo gets us all at the end that little red
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  fuzzy bastard. So well, yeah, I mean, I think
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  it's, I think it's great that you're, you know, extending an
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  olive branch to the gator and, you know, obviously I can't, I
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  kind of figured that, you know, you Planning on, you know, doing
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  it to you know piss anyone off. You seem like the type of guy
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  who wanted to do a show for the heck of it.
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  But yeah like I said that's the perception and perhaps rather
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  than in the fact that there's some people that won't like it,
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  you know. It's like that's like an
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  afterthought. Yeah.
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  My wife. Is it, what you mrs.
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  Vicious is over here. Nodding her head furiously like
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  yeah. Nailed that one.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Do that. So yeah, that's a good point.
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  And I mean, I would be honest just there's part of me that's
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  like, Like, you know, I've had some decent accomplishments and
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  in my life and I've had some success and same thing, it's a
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  hobby. But the last hobby that I had
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  turned into a business that does like, you know, 227 and million
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  in Revenue every year. So yeah, why not?
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  You know, if it's fun, try it out.
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  But if there's one thing that this corner of the, one thing I
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  know cells on the internet, if you want to sit quote, unquote
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  cells, Is just honestly, genuinely human.
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  People are genuine and it sells in across the board in various
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  niches. You know, wrote this little
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  corner of the internet that where, you know, you emerged
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  from. They don't, it seems to be a
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  difficult thing to grasp. That's where all the the
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  grifters talk and which again a lot of the times is true, but
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  when one pops up is, you know, and in your case, wasn't seeking
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  the Limelight, I just happened to be there and is That's worthy
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  of it, you know. Um we'll find out it's a shock
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  to the system. Well, it would seem so, you
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  know, your people seem to like it.
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  Some do. Yeah.
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  Someday the ones that don't I think have Miss.
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  Thank you, mrs. Vicious.
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  You like I won't lie that that I mean I fight I find a little
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  bit, a little bit of humor. I find a lot of humor.
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  I'm that, that was dishonest. When I said a little bit of
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  humor, I find a lot of humor and some of the misconceptions.
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  Add. I tried I would try not to try
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  not to go looking for him but that, you know, people email me
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  or text me or DM course all the time and I'm like, oh they're
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  complaining. Now that you face doxxed, your
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  kids on the intro video phase dogs but now he doesn't even
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  care about protecting them. They're all fucking babies that
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  screenshot none of them look like that anymore.
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  It's that that's the kind of stuff.
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  We just it brings a smile to my heart because it's like she's
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  any Just it did the level of stupidity.
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  Well, the thing is, it's delightful.
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  It is and the level of depravity is, is pretty.
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  Oh that's yeah, that's not there in droves.
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  Yeah, it can be pretty scary too.
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  But yeah, there's, there's something I wanted to bring up
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  which I've heard, I know is a prevalent in your family and I
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  don't even know where to begin with it.
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  But what's your like history with Firearms?
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  Like when did you you see it seems to be a big part of your
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  family. Yeah.
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  When I Graduated high school, my high school graduation, gift was
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  a Beretta 92fs because that's how my family rolled even in
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  Southern California and he's in your great.
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  You graduate high school, you get a firearm.
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  It's like, here you go. Mainly good job in the world and
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  you go crazy but no I mean I shot I shot when I was really
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  young, I mean not like two or three but since I was a kid and
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  I was able to hold a gun, my dad never get us out and go shooting
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  your rifles. Shotguns did a little bit of
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  hunting to do as much as As I wanted to do as a kid, they have
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  a lot of great hunting areas and then, you know, moved out got
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  married had, what was this story?
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  I'll tell you guys, a good story.
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  I was telling a customer earlier today, we were talking about it
• 21:31
  and, you know, actually mrs. Vicious was there when we were
• 21:34
  dating. She was 19.
• 21:38
  Hey, green ideas, right after right.
• 21:39
  After we graduate high school and my dad, he liked the Bud
• 21:43
  Light but he was working on some cars with some friends and he
• 21:46
  came not three sheets to the wind one and a half sheets.
• 21:50
  He was one and a half sheets to the wind and came home and, and
• 21:55
  Ariana. And I were watching just TV and
• 21:58
  over at my house. And she still live with her
• 22:00
  parents, but we hung out all the time as we were 19.
• 22:04
  My dad comes home. He's like, hey, I need you to
• 22:06
  drive me. Me to San Bernardino like 45
• 22:09
  minutes away. I like, why is like Turner's is
• 22:12
  having to sail on Russian SKS rifles, shoot unissued, military
• 22:16
  rifle, still packed in the fucking grease, right?
• 22:20
  And so, he takes his out there and I Obviously, I'm not.
• 22:25
  I'm a big Second Amendment guy, but this was kind of fucking
• 22:28
  nuts. Yeah, walks he walks in right.
• 22:31
  120 bucks, apiece. What in this isn't like 1942,
• 22:37
  right? It 1996 97 walks in and he
• 22:41
  fucking walks out with six of them.
• 22:44
  Yeah, still in the box that every day of these workou last
• 22:47
  guns at the time they had, they had the fucking bayonet still on
• 22:50
  them. Wow, they had a little
• 22:52
  hollowed-out spring-loaded. Good compartment in the stock
• 22:55
  that had this little capsule that had.
• 22:57
  You could different bunch of little tubes, you could put
• 22:59
  together and that was your cleaning, right?
• 23:01
  I mean the thing was ready to go.
• 23:03
  Came with a little oil canister for a belt and a couple of
• 23:07
  things. You have these guns were cool as
• 23:09
  shit. 10-round internal mag 7.62 by 39.
• 23:13
  Nato rounds. Fantastic little guns and they
• 23:17
  already had like conversion kits on the market.
• 23:19
  So got he bought six. He gave one to me.
• 23:22
  He gave one to my brother. I gave one to my mom which
• 23:25
  probably explains why they divorced a couple years later.
• 23:28
  He probably something different, but and then my cousin went down
• 23:33
  and bought some more the next day, the same say, Second
• 23:38
  Amendment guy, but it took my cousin who not the brightest,
• 23:43
  not the brightest guy. So I took him about 30 minutes
• 23:46
  to turn it into a fully automatic and stick a 30-round
• 23:49
  magazine it. Wow.
• 23:52
  But so I mean that's and then we got married.
• 23:54
  Read. So I had my SKS when we got
• 23:55
  married and I had my 92fs and those were the only guns we had
• 23:58
  for quite a while just because wage work in, you know, paycheck
• 24:02
  to paycheck normal people and it wasn't once I bought the coin
• 24:05
  shop. Jesus Christ.
• 24:07
  We just bought gun after gun after gun.
• 24:09
  After gone. After he gone and I, then I got
• 24:12
  an FFL. What what are?
• 24:15
  And then I got an F of Alle FL for six years because I'm like,
• 24:19
  there was people if they're bringing me a state stuff,
• 24:21
  they're bringing me coins in. Like they're bringing, they keep
• 24:23
  asking. We were to sell guns and I got
• 24:25
  sick as synonym across the street.
• 24:27
  And so I'd have people if they came in with a quote, you know,
• 24:30
  like they had a guy bringing a over under 12 gauge, Orion
• 24:37
  shotgun which gorgeous shine, Eleven Hundred Dollar, you know,
• 24:40
  retail over a shotgun and he went, he went he went around to
• 24:45
  all these gun stores and he's like, the best I could find is
• 24:49
  some 300 bucks. Was the highest offer a my God
• 24:52
  give you 400 right now? And he's like, well that's the
• 24:55
  most I'm going to get for it. So and I mean that's you know,
• 24:59
  argue that it's fair price or not fair price from the other
• 25:01
  people. It depends on how long it's
• 25:03
  going to take him to sell it. California is a shit market for
• 25:06
  use guns. Everybody's buying guns in
• 25:08
  California. Wants, new guns AR-15s when they
• 25:10
  could get in words. Like, the only thing people were
• 25:12
  buying, but I ended up just yeah.
• 25:15
  Accumulating a lot of firearms during that time because I
• 25:19
  didn't sell many of them, because nobody really wanted to
• 25:21
  buy them. What it is for the audience?
• 25:23
  What? An FFL.
• 25:24
  I'm a federal firearms license. I'm sorry.
• 25:27
  Okay, so that you can buy and sell you can buy it.
• 25:30
  Well, that's, that's the federal level of it which is really
• 25:33
  actually pretty simple. Pass a background check, right.
• 25:36
  Do an interview. Would they basically make the
• 25:38
  feds want to make sure that you're not in it to collect a
• 25:42
  cheap Arsenal that you're in to actually make a buck, right?
• 25:46
  The event, has anybody ever watch Parks and Recreation?
• 25:49
  Oh yeah, okay, Ron Swanson is the is the guy who interviewed
• 25:52
  me from the FFL. I mean, he literally sat down I
• 25:55
  was like, this is all you got to do for the federal stuff but
• 25:58
  then you got to deal with fucking California.
• 25:59
  Mike and he said you're gonna be a pain in the ass and that that
• 26:03
  was it's one of the reasons I didn't renew it.
• 26:05
  The third time is because California, it wasn't that it
• 26:08
  was hard and it wasn't that it was that expensive.
• 26:11
  It's that there's so much stuff to do that the time you put into
• 26:14
  it. And I mean I had the first three
• 26:16
  years I had my FFL. Kamala Harris was the Secretary
• 26:19
  of State. Oh fuck.
• 26:24
  I'm sorry, the AG. She was the Attorney General,
• 26:25
  the Attorney, General sorry was in charge of sorry.
• 26:29
  I went to Secretary of State because I was thinking of the
• 26:31
  notary stuff. Anyway attorney general and so
• 26:34
  she was in charge of before. You could use the online, if you
• 26:39
  want to sell somebody gone and do all the draw stuff and and
• 26:42
  the whole nine yards you'd have to you'd have to make sure that
• 26:45
  you'd read all the announcements right?
• 26:47
  And I mean it was a time system so you couldn't just like click
• 26:50
  on it and say read you had to stay in it for a minute and then
• 26:54
  And there was like three or four a day.
• 26:56
  So if you're like me and you're not selling a gun every day
• 26:58
  because coin shop, primarily sure, then you have to catch up
• 27:03
  on like 82 different notices and make the cuss word there for an
• 27:08
  hour and a half, just so you can get in the goddamn system and do
• 27:12
  the paperwork to get a gun and shoot.
• 27:14
  So it's never that popular of a thing from my shop.
• 27:17
  But yeah, I ended up with ended up with some cool shit.
• 27:20
  I ended up with some just some stupid shit.
• 27:24
  Well, the camel again didn't require didn't require an FFL.
• 27:28
  The goose guys, my favorite, I have a 12-gauge, lever-action 5
• 27:36
  detachable, mag Goose shotgun the things as tall as I am, it's
• 27:41
  ridiculous. But man if you need to hit a
• 27:43
  goose from a mile and a half away with a full choke shotgun,
• 27:47
  it'll do it because there are lots of geese out there in
• 27:52
  California. The right there.
• 27:54
  Actually, it's funny where we are under around the shop.
• 27:59
  Yeah, and shit all over the parking lot, attack, little kids
• 28:05
  make you suspicious, it's just some again that may just be a
• 28:10
  little sidebar. I wanted to interject a no Sam's
• 28:12
  got like a show prep thing, but I was curious about that because
• 28:15
  I've heard you guys talked a lot about firearms, and I don't know
• 28:18
  if I misheard you at some point say coin chart, say gun shop for
• 28:22
  coin shop or If I conflated the FL and you ordering on through
• 28:27
  the coin shop, but I got a gun, we get.
• 28:31
  Well, I mean, it's an FFL. So it was also a gun shop for
• 28:35
  some time. And we, you know, I just had to
• 28:37
  get a couple things signed off on it, on the business license
• 28:40
  to do both, but basically the second-hand dealer, part of it,
• 28:45
  that handle the other girls. I didn't conflate them.
• 28:49
  I just sure. Yeah, they were, they were
• 28:51
  technically separate. I had to do it for Insurance
• 28:54
  purposes, one type of business was separate and other time,
• 28:56
  it's all in the same location. It's all just bureaucratic
• 28:58
  paperwork. Bullshit.
• 29:00
  Yeah, well, a quellin actually, Apex kind of unknowingly kind of
• 29:06
  segue into my next set of questions which is almost here
• 29:12
  whenever have whenever I have a guest from the west coast and
• 29:16
  specifically from California, I always ask what what is like to
• 29:21
  be, you know? Conservative someone who's
• 29:25
  generally read in just to see of blue, that's always fascinating
• 29:32
  to. Yeah, it's Regionally.
• 29:36
  We're pretty right? I mean, so we're the county.
• 29:38
  We live in Nevada County, pretty purple.
• 29:41
  So, you little bit, it's probably about fifty fifty, you
• 29:44
  know, you get yeah, yeah. That and that's my wife brings
• 29:49
  up the, the perfect point. A lot of San Francisco liberals
• 29:51
  come and then retire out in Nevada County because there's
• 29:55
  trees in, it's pretty and there's no shit in the streets.
• 30:00
  I mean, if there is, it's from an animal, you know, not a
• 30:03
  person, right? There's still like, horse-drawn
• 30:05
  carriages that do rides and stuff in the downtown area, is
• 30:08
  it historic Gold Country? And a lot of it is really cool,
• 30:12
  so I'll and I love where we live.
• 30:14
  I love where we live. I love where we work for the
• 30:16
  most part plaster county is where our business is.
• 30:19
  Placer county is deep red. I mean there there is read as
• 30:24
  reckon gets that County always goes Republican, but Our Prime
• 30:31
  demographic for our business is also pretty much read.
• 30:35
  So for us it's like we have our friends.
• 30:40
  Some of them aren't as conservative as though.
• 30:41
  Some of them are more conservative than us, but for
• 30:43
  business. Whoo.
• 30:45
  Yeah, they some. So, our customers make us look
• 30:48
  liberal. Yeah, it's hard to do but so
• 30:53
  from us they're still, I tell, you know, a lot of people
• 30:56
  especially and, you know, we've known the holder.
• 30:58
  There's there's People who just don't like California's.
• 31:01
  I get it. I don't like a lot of them but
• 31:07
  it's still the most populated state in the Union and we still
• 31:11
  have more registered. I don't know registered
• 31:16
  Republicans but we have if you take the amount of people who
• 31:19
  vote red, It can add up to like, more than the entire population
• 31:25
  of certain States. There's still plenty of good
• 31:29
  old-fashioned. Traditional conservatives out in
• 31:31
  California. We're just outnumbered.
• 31:35
  Right? And most of, in most of its most
• 31:37
  of, its can confined to very specific regions where.
• 31:42
  So, if you'd look at, you know, the whole map, you get this
• 31:45
  whole big middle section a red outward, the farmers are and
• 31:49
  there, you know, it's a Between Sacramento to La is and we drive
• 31:54
  it all the time because, you know, how much we love
• 31:56
  Disneyland or so. Well known for that.
• 31:59
  But if you drive the highway 5 down from Sacramento to La, it's
• 32:05
  mostly just Farmland. It's mostly Agriculture.
• 32:10
  And not, you know what's a Judge, Dredd type, you know,
• 32:15
  megacities with, you know, walled in.
• 32:17
  Yeah. The mega craziness.
• 32:18
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's One of the arguments that
• 32:22
  over the years for like splitting California up, right?
• 32:24
  Because the the cities have such a dense population that they are
• 32:29
  making policies for the farmers. That take up most of the space
• 32:33
  and make it most of the food. Yeah, yeah and most Road and
• 32:37
  there's so much there's so many resources from Northern
• 32:40
  California. They get diverted to Southern
• 32:42
  California of anybody's heard of or seen pictures of the
• 32:45
  California Aqueduct. That is.
• 32:48
  Oh, yeah, that's just, hey, we need Litter coming from Allah.
• 32:52
  It is just you guys have some and it we do we have more than
• 32:55
  they do but that's all it is is diverting resources from up here
• 32:59
  to down there and it's a big state.
• 33:02
  But yeah, that that's I don't think they'll ever get it to
• 33:05
  happen but if they do, it would be pretty cool to be fair.
• 33:10
  Yeah, and we would be in the secession area, my wife pointed
• 33:13
  out. So we were be jeffersonians at
• 33:14
  that. Point to be fair.
• 33:16
  Canada's like the same thing on a like mac, I guess who Burr
• 33:19
  magnified scale to, you know. I mean, way more space with a
• 33:22
  couple of just ridiculously densely populated areas right -
• 33:27
  just for the whole goddamn territory.
• 33:30
  Yeah, oh yeah, especially you know, especially now with all
• 33:34
  the shit that's going on and you know, in Canada what them will
• 33:38
  locking. People up.
• 33:39
  I'm surprised people haven't seceded from there already.
• 33:44
  People wonder whether the revolution is coming.
• 33:46
  People wonder all those trucks came from, you know?
• 33:48
  Yeah. What, what do you what do you
• 33:55
  make real quick? For the whole whole governor's
• 34:00
  race between? I guess it wasn't away rights
• 34:04
  but the attempt to, you know, recall Gatto these the attempted
• 34:09
  recalled. Yeah, I'd I'd never thought it
• 34:11
  was going anywhere. Okay course we want.
• 34:14
  Yeah we wanted to I'm not I'm not a new some fan.
• 34:17
  I mean Newsome like destroyed San Francisco.
• 34:19
  So yeah. His family is from actually
• 34:24
  where we live. But no, he like, I watch.
• 34:26
  We all watch. San Francisco turned for.
• 34:28
  We used to go to San Francisco all the time.
• 34:30
  My wife had specialist out there at UC San Francisco in their
• 34:34
  medical clinics and Rheumatology and stuff.
• 34:37
  And we used to go out there all the time and we'd go to Pier 39
• 34:40
  and have a great time with the kids.
• 34:41
  And as long as you knew where not to go, you know, the normal
• 34:45
  crime or Larry's, you could have a lot of fun in San Francisco
• 34:48
  and it wasn't, you know, did in your face craziness, you You
• 34:52
  know that that that even back then some people portrayed it to
• 34:55
  be but yet not anymore. Like not for the last three
• 34:57
  years. It's the last time we were
• 34:59
  there, I think three or four years ago on it about three
• 35:02
  years ago. I was on a school trip for the
• 35:05
  our kids are home schooled but the the program we use still
• 35:07
  does a lot of expedition learning.
• 35:09
  So you got with G other families and check it out and went down
• 35:13
  to Chinatown period. I mean when you have to hold
• 35:16
  your Shit, he's 47 now. So he'd have been for me if the
• 35:20
  hold your 45 year olds hand to lead him around the passed, out
• 35:26
  heroin guy on the side, on the sidewalk, in the middle of
• 35:29
  daylight, whose lips are turning white and he's probably just
• 35:33
  dying as you speak. And you're like, yeah all
• 35:35
  somebody and I God just leave him.
• 35:37
  Okay, and then Tim Horton, I am you're stepping over the dump
• 35:41
  that he took. Yeah.
• 35:43
  It's not like like for the for the people who think like it's a
• 35:47
  joke. Joking.
• 35:48
  Like the poop maps and stuff. Not totally fucking real.
• 35:50
  It's disgusting. It's terrifying.
• 35:52
  We haven't been back since since then, and we used to go at least
• 35:54
  several times. So many to our two, two and a
• 35:57
  half hours from his is not a long way.
• 36:01
  Yeah. First, the first time we were,
• 36:02
  there was ninth grade when we shipped days gone by.
• 36:06
  I'm gonna start singing show tunes here, memory show tunes.
• 36:13
  But, you know, it was a, it was a, it was a fun place to visit.
• 36:16
  But like now, No reason to go anywhere, you can't have fun.
• 36:20
  Yeah, I remember, you can't enjoy yourself.
• 36:22
  You'd have to have some sort of psychopath, right?
• 36:24
  Like you'd have to have some sort of mental.
• 36:29
  I have am going to try to people say that I am.
• 36:31
  No, no, no, I'm not saying you're not a different
• 36:33
  different, kind of psychopath. Yes.
• 36:35
  Oh yeah, of course. You know, you're you're the
• 36:37
  worst kind from what I read on the farms.
• 36:40
  Oh, I've been to New York City one time.
• 36:47
  I'm was born in South Texas, you know, outside of Houston.
• 36:51
  I'm not really a city boy. I did live in Oklahoma City,
• 36:54
  which you could drive through and blink and miss, you know,
• 36:58
  right. Right.
• 36:59
  But so I went to downtown New York City one time for New
• 37:03
  Year's and it was kind of on a whim to go to an artist of Mines
• 37:08
  gallery on the last day was open.
• 37:10
  It was like a New Year's celebration, it was kind of a
• 37:12
  dream come true and it all happened real quickly.
• 37:15
  We got up there found a parking space in lower Manhattan.
• 37:17
  In front of this building, that we were going to, which was a
• 37:20
  you just unheard of we were expected to walk for Miles
• 37:24
  anyway went and did our thing, add fun and then we slept in
• 37:28
  this little Mustang and this was again from us are not a horse,
• 37:33
  right, right. The guys, making sure it wasn't
• 37:35
  like a Empire, my back kind of scenario.
• 37:38
  No me. And my buddy.
• 37:39
  I was on the taller ones who I was curled up in the backseat,
• 37:42
  but it was again, New Year's celebration And I took some
• 37:45
  drugs, some hallucinogens not going to lie to you, but I
• 37:48
  sitting in his car at 10 on me right now, 2:00 to 2:30 3:00 in
• 37:54
  the morning, whatever time it was and the streets.
• 37:57
  It was like a zombie horde, but all the dude were wearing, I'm
• 38:01
  not even kidding. Dude, they were shuffling down
• 38:03
  the street from Waldo building, to building, all the women were
• 38:07
  wearing the scant. They were very scantily, clad
• 38:11
  short skirts and, you know, low-tops no snot at In jacket or
• 38:15
  sweater to be seen but two dudes.
• 38:17
  You know, they were all Suave and cozy as could be.
• 38:21
  And I remember watching this watching these people walk by
• 38:24
  and somebody threw up on the window next to me, of course to,
• 38:28
  and just complete strangers. Walking down the street in lower
• 38:31
  Manhattan, the middle and like I would die, I would literally die
• 38:34
  here. If I had to get out of this car
• 38:36
  right now, I wouldn't make it. I wouldn't even know that's
• 38:40
  what, where to go. That's what keeps me out of
• 38:42
  populated areas, man, despite my good nature.
• 38:45
  Nature is that 2 million households in the world and
• 38:49
  yeah, that would relatively positive experience.
• 38:51
  I didn't interact with anybody. I just sat in observed, but it
• 38:54
  was like ancient cave, man. Shit, these women.
• 38:57
  It's, it was right. It was January 1st in New York
• 39:00
  City. It was fucking 15 below zero, at
• 39:03
  least and they're walking around in high heels trying to attract
• 39:05
  the dude with the nicest the thickest wallet for fuck's sake.
• 39:09
  Anyway, you can get enough pictures.
• 39:12
  No, no I'm getting that was probably too.
• 39:15
  I think it's 2011. I don't even think I had a
• 39:16
  smartphone. But anyway, did you watch Dune
• 39:22
  mr. Vickers.
• 39:23
  I did not you know what shit. No, I you mentioned something
• 39:27
  about it on the last show and I was watching and I was like,
• 39:29
  should I better watch that? Happy about it.
• 39:32
  And I didn't. So I apologize.
• 39:34
  Now it's fine. I was, I told you, I told you
• 39:36
  you didn't have to, but I actually re-watched it after
• 39:38
  that because I only saw it once in the theater.
• 39:39
  It's literally probably the best movie I've seen in a long time.
• 39:42
  And I did now, I gotta watch it. It's very good.
• 39:45
  Is it on HBO now? It is okay.
• 39:48
  Okay. Max.
• 39:49
  It's got to be the best score I've ever heard and it's in
• 39:52
  conjunction with it's good. It's very, very good.
• 39:55
  Alright. But anyway, okay, mrs.
• 39:58
  Vicious is like thumbs up. So the only thing, the only
• 40:02
  thing I will say is that it's missing sting which the 80s
• 40:06
  version. No, no nothing, nothing.
• 40:09
  It is not missing. Sting in his little fucking
• 40:11
  g-string. You crippled little home.
• 40:14
  I was in the original. Right.
• 40:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, younger Patrick.
• 40:24
  I've never seen the original. I've seen a lot of Clips but it
• 40:28
  looks like it's all bits and pieces made.
• 40:31
  I was like, I was a kid when it was on cable, when my parents
• 40:35
  had like, for a few years had cable before they're like, nah,
• 40:38
  fuck this, we're not paying for cable anymore.
• 40:41
  It's and that was it. That was my limited exposure to
• 40:44
  it at the time. All right, let me see.
• 40:46
  I know it's, it's laughably bad. Some random popular when's the
• 40:55
  last. What's last was the last time
• 40:58
  you watched South Park, mr. Vickers.
• 41:00
  Oh God not recently, huh? Yeah, I've seen some of the
• 41:04
  recent ones so I'm South Park like seasons.
• 41:09
  One through, probably five, religiously made.
• 41:12
  Sure that I saw that, I mean did that is right way back in the
• 41:15
  day. Of course.
• 41:15
  Yeah. When we first got married, I was
• 41:19
  like I was so thrilled. The X because I knew we're going
• 41:22
  to have adults and adults from Comedy Central at the time to
• 41:26
  play South Park and then I turned on the TV and the middle
• 41:29
  of the day and how many Central is gone.
• 41:31
  And I freaked out, it's only because it didn't come on until
• 41:34
  night for that particular Channel anyway and then, you
• 41:38
  know, of course, when the when the feature-length came out that
• 41:40
  was that was a great time and then probably like two years
• 41:43
  later, I stopped following. I still think it's hilarious
• 41:46
  when I see it but like I see it mostly when we go to Go to
• 41:50
  hotels and go stay somewhere because we don't have anything
• 41:54
  pre-recorded in digital and so we have Feinstein that's on and
• 41:57
  then it comes it comes across it.
• 41:59
  But like if you ask me to explain an episode and give you
• 42:04
  like a paraphrase that would be on like oh they're making fun of
• 42:07
  mass that's awesome that I would be able to do it.
• 42:10
  No no I guess I guess the reason I ask is because you know
• 42:15
  there's generational Classics The Simpsons of course some
• 42:19
  people consider family. A lot of people consider South
• 42:21
  Park, but I'm 35 years old. So I'm he said younger than you.
• 42:25
  I'm older than Sam, but South Park was kind of my Simpsons,
• 42:31
  even though the Simpsons was also my Simpsons, right.
• 42:34
  Right. And a lot of, a lot of people,
• 42:36
  my age and other people that I know and respect, they've got
• 42:41
  this whole South Park's, not funny anymore thing.
• 42:44
  And they've, they're on the 25th season, right?
• 42:48
  Just now, they just started it and the first Episode of it.
• 42:50
  You remember token, the black kid.
• 42:52
  Yeah. This first episode stand learns
• 42:56
  that his name is token as in j.r.r.
• 42:59
  Tolkien which is that's fucking funny, dude.
• 43:04
  The whole episode of Tim having a stand having a panic attack,
• 43:07
  as he didn't realize. He thought his name was token
• 43:09
  like the token black guy, right? Right.
• 43:12
  But yeah, so they did some some Trump Parish it where mr.
• 43:17
  Garrison is Trump. And I think that's where a lot
• 43:19
  of people. Like thought it wasn't fun
• 43:21
  anymore, but if you watch it, yeah, especially back, it's
• 43:24
  fucking hilarious, dude, mr. Garrison is a perfect, Donald
• 43:28
  Trump, he's Perfect. All right, for the ivory, I
• 43:31
  believe it. You know, I always respected
• 43:33
  South Park when we especially when it's first on kids.
• 43:36
  They took their shots at everybody.
• 43:39
  Yeah. But the Creator's, both their
• 43:41
  fucking real when they talk to people and there.
• 43:46
  It just fit every time they're willing to say, okay, well this
• 43:48
  is kind of bullshit. Anyway, so let's make fun of it,
• 43:50
  even though we're going to get Flack for it.
• 43:51
  So yeah, that I always loved that about South Park.
• 43:53
  Yeah. There's there's sivan's, man.
• 43:55
  I mean, the Book of Mormon, you know, they're they're damn near
• 43:58
  at the E God if I'm not mistaken Emmy Grammy Oscar Tony.
• 44:05
  If they don't have it already, I don't know if that's I'm not
• 44:07
  sure but anyway that was literally just a just to Brandon
• 44:11
  pop because a popular culture thing that I thought of and
• 44:14
  wanted to ask Cool. We had on my list and I was just
• 44:19
  going to kind of add on to that. It's amazing how Team America
• 44:24
  World place has just aged beautifully.
• 44:26
  I was probably about, like, I haven't seen that in a while.
• 44:30
  I'm sorry I saw it once or twice but we're going back. 20,
• 44:34
  something years? I have not re-watched it.
• 44:37
  Yeah. I was probably 11 or 12 when
• 44:39
  that cat and I saw it again recently in South Park movie.
• 44:43
  Oh, no, Team America. Yeah, And it's just, it's aged
• 44:55
  beautifully, the puppet sex scene.
• 44:57
  I mean, look, the topical humor is top tier but then obviously
• 45:06
  the Met it just it is so meta. Going down, street durka durka
• 45:11
  everyone speaks in durka durka in oh man, I forgot.
• 45:19
  Ah, shit. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
• 45:52
  But anyway, and that, and that was even before, that was even
• 46:00
  before I like, bows would shot shot anyone.
• 46:05
  Yes. Oh shit.
• 46:13
  Yeah, which, which has a gun guy?
• 46:15
  I'm almost kind of curious what your whole thought on on that is
• 46:22
  actually so, okay, so gun guy, I'm in are a certified
• 46:29
  instructor in basic pistol, personal protection inside the
• 46:32
  home, personal protection outside the home, basic shotgun
• 46:35
  basic rifle range, safety officer, and some other shit
• 46:39
  that I can't remember when you doing, Our a class rule Numero
• 46:45
  Uno is the guns are in one room and there's no fucking ammo
• 46:50
  right. Anyway.
• 46:51
  Yeah. I would don't have ammo in the
• 46:53
  same room and it's so people don't get shot in the fucking
• 46:57
  face. It's your the most common sense
• 46:59
  thing ever. So that the whole story way.
• 47:04
  We're I lose it with the, with the whole Baldwin thing that
• 47:07
  movie is that they were out, planking in the fucking desert
• 47:11
  with the prop. Prop guns.
• 47:14
  So they're shooting live rounds through the guns within the
• 47:17
  vicinity of the set. Why the fuck are you using a
• 47:22
  gun? That one can't even fire live
• 47:25
  rounds. And to Devon's got live rounds
• 47:30
  that have been in the gun or going to be traveling with the
• 47:32
  gun. I mean it's it was just whoever
• 47:35
  I mean Baldwin whether or not he knew that there was real rounds
• 47:39
  in it by the time it was handed to him.
• 47:41
  I mean if it's a legitimate class then every time the gun
• 47:45
  changes a hand get just check the fucker and make sure that
• 47:48
  it's loaded or unloaded the it's common sense.
• 47:51
  It's just a bunch of people who were doing stupid shit.
• 47:53
  I mean I mean as a Yeah, as a passive Observer, I have to
• 47:59
  think that Alec Baldwin is a retard and he has no, he's not
• 48:03
  interested in Firearms. He's on the set.
• 48:05
  He's a big shot, you know, he's sitting in.
• 48:07
  Yeah, we're not here, and he's the producer to the, he needs to
• 48:10
  fuckin that. That and that's where his
• 48:11
  responsibility comes into my opinion, is that he was the
• 48:14
  producer and that kind of models Under the Umbrella of history
• 48:18
  that you should attend the taking producer, than just, a
• 48:20
  title that gets them paid in a lot of these Productions, you
• 48:23
  know. I mean, like, these people don't
• 48:24
  do, you know, especially Alec Baldwin.
• 48:27
  He's sitting in a chair, if he's not pointing an actual weapon at
• 48:30
  somebody and shooting them in the gun killing them.
• 48:33
  He's doing a finger gun and saying, come over here and suck
• 48:35
  my dick or, you know, from something absurd like that, you
• 48:39
  know. Some I mean I can't confirm or
• 48:40
  deny that but, you know her. Yeah, it's not out of the realm
• 48:45
  of possibility. No, it's not.
• 48:46
  I mean, I've never met him so he's never asked me to.
• 48:48
  But and I wouldn't if he did, oh yeah, I finished my wife ads
• 48:54
  from a woman's point of view because She found him quite
• 48:57
  quite the attractive, man, with like, back in the days of the
• 48:59
  Shadow. But that she's like yeah, he
• 49:02
  didn't he, it's not working. It's not working anymore for
• 49:05
  mrs. Vicious.
• 49:05
  She's like, well, well that look, you know, if he put it if
• 49:09
  he put a pretend or for Real Gun to your head, who knows what is
• 49:15
  it? There's only like a, there's
• 49:17
  only like a 90% chance that it's loaded but pockets that's more
• 49:21
  than enough. That's a good enough time.
• 49:22
  Yeah. That's a good enough.
• 49:24
  Father that you know I might Pucker up.
• 49:26
  Sorry. Yeah.
• 49:30
  Well as long as he keeps his fucking dumb off the Hammer as
• 49:33
  long as it's single shot, I still think you got time to slap
• 49:35
  that fucker way the gonna have to agree.
• 49:37
  I watch a lot of those self defense, you know those YouTube
• 49:41
  guys that teach you how to get away from gunfire right in front
• 49:44
  of your face. You know.
• 49:44
  I'm talking about those who learned a lot from them.
• 49:47
  You definitely don't get shot in the face when you try to do
• 49:49
  that. Yeah, she had not at all.
• 49:51
  Yeah, if never happens. Never happens.
• 49:54
  Yeah, no, I was going Has a is he used to be married to Kim
• 49:58
  Basinger and now he's looking like an older Ethan.
• 50:01
  Ralph are you sure older come on.
• 50:07
  Have you seen enough lately? He looks like he's fucking 76
• 50:10
  years old. There's a lot of gray there
• 50:16
  though. Good girl, there's look Ethan,
• 50:19
  Ralph is like he's like two years older than me and I have a
• 50:23
  couple of gray hairs on the side of my face, you know?
• 50:25
  I'm like, On my sideburns area. You know, I got my Ra's.
• 50:29
  Al Ghul Stripes going on right here and and the top of my head
• 50:34
  is getting some gray but there's almost no hair left there.
• 50:36
  Anyway, so I tell ya with it. I just going to shave it and say
• 50:39
  like nah man, it comes in black and Luscious When I Grow It Out.
• 50:48
  Yeah, dude. Hold.
• 50:49
  Whoa. He was so much older than her.
• 50:52
  Mrs. Vickers, but, dude, you looked he looked significantly
• 50:56
  older. Oh yeah, that's yeah.
• 50:59
  Well, he's a young lady. Yeah, there's there's lifestyle
• 51:02
  man. It's that's why this is like
• 51:05
  probably not Maker's Mark and Chick-fil-A doesn't sell Makers.
• 51:09
  Mark. Well you know I hear you can
• 51:12
  catch all manner of Gray from garbage burgers and it only
• 51:15
  takes one This is the fucking needles that hiding garbage.
• 51:24
  Burgers, you gotta watch out for.
• 51:25
  Hey, I could happen. You don't know what you don't
• 51:28
  know what's going on in that garbage.
• 51:29
  That's the point. Yeah, garbage burger hex, I did
• 51:34
  it. I didn't tell you this, but
• 51:37
  right before, right before the show, I was eating dinner and I
• 51:41
  was dealing with mr. Vickers, and I was on YouTube
• 51:45
  and right as I clicked onto YouTube, haha, even though, even
• 51:49
  though I've already seen it, the The, the infamous short video,
• 51:54
  which is the first video I had ever seen of Ethan.
• 52:00
  Well, that that was my that was my intro to what?
• 52:04
  What if big watch why you're eating Rel accidental or others.
• 52:08
  Joe is giving me two minutes here real quick, I will tell you
• 52:16
  Sammy that I was of the impression when I first saw the
• 52:20
  shark video I actually didn't think it.
• 52:22
  Is real. I thought somebody edited it but
• 52:25
  the more it went on, I don't I I genuinely don't care if it's
• 52:30
  real or not because it's equally funny regardless.
• 52:34
  This is his melt, his meltdown at.
• 52:37
  Nicker, Ikeda is what's even fuck?
• 52:41
  Well, yeah, funnier. Again that's the whole point and
• 52:45
  Ethan is the type of person should that should know this and
• 52:48
  he may, he may be some sort of Mastermind.
• 52:51
  I doubt it. It but he you know this whole
• 52:55
  Conjuring drama shit. Being the heel playing the whole
• 53:01
  WWE character. Which by the way, if you're an
• 53:04
  adult man and you watch wrestling, sorry Matt you're
• 53:09
  gay. You are a gay man.
• 53:13
  Just come out of the closet and wrestle with your friends.
• 53:17
  Get oiled up, you'll feel better about yourself.
• 53:21
  You're gay. It's fine.
• 53:23
  Look, it's okay. I'm not judging.
• 53:25
  I'm just saying he is gay declare to clarify.
• 53:30
  He's talking our mat, not mr. Not mr.
• 53:33
  Vickers. No, not Matthew Vickers.
• 53:35
  Know I would have said mr. Vickers and I would have said it
• 53:37
  to his face to be fair. He is the guest.
• 53:39
  I'm not talking to him and if he likes wrestling I will politely
• 53:43
  call him get his face too. Well, well, speaking of gay
• 53:48
  guys, we have the gayest straight man and shat, right?
• 53:53
  Right now I know their strength throw shade as the gayest dude
• 53:57
  that's ever graced your chest. Are I came out and mrs.
• 54:00
  Vicious was cracking up over some rustling and gay joke.
• 54:05
  I was just saying if you're, you know, if you watch wrestling and
• 54:07
  you're an adult man, you're a homosexual.
• 54:10
  I mean, probably, you know, it's fine.
• 54:14
  You know, I honestly past age 10.
• 54:17
  I never prop, you know, about the time I started getting hair
• 54:20
  in. Oh yeah.
• 54:26
  Like three-quarter, naked dudes, slam up against each other 10 to
• 54:30
  find each other. I mean, it looks good to me,
• 54:33
  it's like a Santa wasn't real and the Easter Bunny wasn't
• 54:40
  actually leaving a baby bunny. In my yard along with a bunch of
• 54:45
  plastic Easter eggs, filled with money and candy that's about the
• 54:48
  time. I was like, yeah, this is
• 54:50
  fucking gay. Actually, this is Yeah, I think
• 54:53
  I think there was a, there was a certain, I remember my brother
• 54:58
  had a friend in high school, who was into it, but I think for the
• 55:03
  right reasons is just from a comedy aspect of it.
• 55:09
  He has two kids. Yes.
• 55:10
  Oh, he's fine but it was I just never I never really got into
• 55:17
  it. I could I could I could see
• 55:19
  admiring. Like the athleticism being a
• 55:22
  being able to do a front flip and land your legs on some dudes
• 55:25
  head, doesn't flip backwards. Sure.
• 55:27
  But like it takes. Hold on.
• 55:29
  Yeah. Enjoying watching it like takes
• 55:32
  a lot of acrobatics to be, you know, a physically fit gay men.
• 55:35
  They work hard. They worked really hard to be Do
• 55:39
  those frontflips under their boyfriends?
• 55:41
  Yeah, I know, I believe in the people that go there and that's
• 55:44
  the reason I stay in this kind of shape, right?
• 55:46
  So like, I'm not tempted to do that shit.
• 55:51
  Well well it also though that was how about was how Apex
• 55:55
  explain like blood Sports to me. Baby.
• 55:58
  Ah it's good. Yeah, that's basically it's
• 56:01
  basically the same thing. Yeah, I 100% agree, letting that
• 56:07
  sit assessment. Yeah, it is, it's fair
• 56:11
  assessment. That's why I can that's why I
• 56:13
  can throw shade at, you know, the homos watching, gay men,
• 56:17
  sweaty Lee, you know wrestle each other pretended lie.
• 56:20
  You know, squared off ring because I watch Big Fat Sweaty
• 56:25
  retards get beat up in Portugal and lose their 800 dollar purses
• 56:33
  and shit, you know, another 900, I went.
• 56:37
  Yeah I went and I price that I priced that purse.
• 56:40
  When I, when I was in Vegas, I went down to that or Monarch is
• 56:43
  it was? It was in Caesars Palace and
• 56:44
  like I got to know, I got to know how much as you did.
• 56:48
  I say I have the business card. Somewhere for the sales
• 56:51
  associate, I do shit. I was trying to tell her like
• 56:54
  because the only way to see it you go in there that mean they
• 56:57
  like sell this guy something. As I was like no I'm really
• 57:01
  interested you guys have this because it was in the window
• 57:04
  that's have this fellow. We do we have like three laughs
• 57:06
  telling how much is it? I said yes.
• 57:09
  Because I had a friend who said I was like 1500, just so I could
• 57:12
  seem like I'm a baller and I'm about to buy this.
• 57:14
  Fucking. Yeah.
• 57:16
  And I mean, I am a baller and I could have bought the fucking
• 57:18
  purse but of course, would I I don't know.
• 57:21
  Yeah, yeah. I bought my wife purses that
• 57:23
  expensive. Hold on, earned them their
• 57:27
  larger than their larger than a shaving case though, right.
• 57:30
  Because that, they all yeah. No, there's no she hasn't she
• 57:33
  has a really nice Burberry. One that we had a concealed
• 57:35
  holster like sewed into but the Burberry shit, I mean he has a
• 57:39
  nine hundred dollar person, it looks nice but that fucking nine
• 57:43
  hundred dollar purse lasted. First of all, it's like a
• 57:47
  lifetime warranty. And if she, she still It.
• 57:50
  And I mean it's in perfect condition in this was 12 years
• 57:53
  ago. So I mean, you get what you paid
• 57:55
  for, she's gone through a bunch of other, purses for different
• 57:58
  reasons, just fall apart, and that one just lasted like
• 58:02
  forever. Anyway, we're on to a bizarre
• 58:04
  topic of no, no, no, no. Any opportunity.
• 58:06
  Let's get back to know which are much more normal.
• 58:09
  The topic. Yeah, what.
• 58:10
  I want to discuss what I wanted to point out, was you spent $900
• 58:13
  on a purse and it's a for my wife.
• 58:15
  Yeah, right. It's big enough for a concealed
• 58:18
  carry. You could put a gun in There and
• 58:21
  Ralph's. Nine hundred dollar purse looked
• 58:23
  like like Mike literally, like my Norelco one blade case.
• 58:28
  Like I can yeah. It was it, it was overpriced, I
• 58:32
  mean him in my opinion but but I did confirm.
• 58:34
  It was $900. Yeah, this is.
• 58:37
  But, but what could you hold in that thing?
• 58:40
  I don't know. All my car, my car 9-millimeter
• 58:42
  would probably fit in there, but and how fucking Army coat.
• 58:46
  It also fits, it also fits right in my fucking pocket which is
• 58:49
  where I need it. I don't know why it's switch it
• 58:51
  over to a zip. It open and put it in your
• 58:53
  holster. Put it in your purse and strap
• 58:56
  it on your back, like a fucking piglet.
• 58:59
  That you are, not you. Sorry.
• 59:02
  That's okay. The, the road Pig.
• 59:05
  Well, it's either put between gray, I don't know which, which
• 59:11
  you gentlemen would would rather have a 900 hundred dollar man
• 59:16
  purse or a fifteen hundred dollar broken down?
• 59:20
  Beamer, which is what that weirdo mersh has.
• 59:27
  I'll be honest. I don't know much about Marsh,
• 59:31
  so he can't shit on him at present.
• 59:34
  But if he's friends with certain people, it's usually telling to
• 59:39
  me. And, and he is, and that's
• 59:42
  pretty much all you need to know about.
• 59:45
  Yeah, it's these really simple rules these litmus test.
• 59:47
  I've been able to set up that kind of push me in the Direction
• 59:51
  in this, in this fun little corner of the internet.
• 59:53
  Yes. So anyway though kind of dying
• 59:58
  back into the drama's. Some I use made a snide.
• 1:00:03
  Someone in chat made a very snide comment about faith.
• 1:00:08
  And so one of the questions I did want to ask is, are you?
• 1:00:12
  And I know there was obviously some tension between you and
• 1:00:15
  Faith, obviously, probably a little bit because of the of the
• 1:00:18
  hole. You know, thing and I mean,
• 1:00:23
  there have been rumors that, you know, some, I don't want to go
• 1:00:26
  over, but you know, that you're that you're raising Xander that,
• 1:00:31
  you know, or that like she didn't want the kid or or, you
• 1:00:35
  know, you two don't get along. So are you guys getting along
• 1:00:38
  better? Or what's the face?
• 1:00:40
  And I get along fine right now. She, yeah, I bet, I've explained
• 1:00:46
  this before the meds and therapy.
• 1:00:48
  Go a long way. When there's issues but as far
• 1:00:53
  as me raising the kid no she does one.
• 1:00:56
  She doesn't live in our house. We want fucking room for an
• 1:00:59
  extra kid and a baby not the extra.
• 1:01:02
  I mean she was she was here you know right before but I mean the
• 1:01:08
  baby would be an extra kid and yeah that's there's just not
• 1:01:11
  enough room for that. My mother-in-law, my wife's
• 1:01:15
  mother lives in a nice, big house and she was all alone.
• 1:01:21
  Not like sad and to try not to make it sound sadder than it.
• 1:01:24
  Was right there. She's 80 something and she's
• 1:01:26
  puttering around. So she has two extra bedrooms
• 1:01:30
  and so just perfect opportunity. You know this was written it was
• 1:01:35
  the plan. Really before before all this
• 1:01:37
  happened is that Faith was going to kind of move out and learn to
• 1:01:39
  be on her own this way. She can keep an eye on grandma
• 1:01:44
  grandma keeps an eye on her and it all works out, but no faith
• 1:01:47
  at that baby lives. With faith and my mother-in-law
• 1:01:52
  15-minute drive from where we are.
• 1:01:54
  So they're not far away, but they're not next door.
• 1:01:57
  We've had. Hang on the wife's, raising her
• 1:02:00
  hand. Yes.
• 1:02:03
  Oh, and yes, Ariana wants to be clear her mother.
• 1:02:07
  My mother-in-law does not raise the child either and and does
• 1:02:12
  yeah, and she gives us updates just to, you know, like I said,
• 1:02:15
  they're both watching each other and so, she talks to my wife and
• 1:02:18
  her opinions that. Face being a fantastic mother so
• 1:02:21
  far I agree. I think that's the impression
• 1:02:25
  I've had a little bit. I don't know.
• 1:02:28
  But I'm sorry. Got it mean oh no, I just did so
• 1:02:30
  and you know I've had enough experience, raising kids, I know
• 1:02:35
  I fucked one up because I'm a terrible.
• 1:02:37
  Father that's a fun narrative, your vote.
• 1:02:41
  Yeah, there's there's no such thing where did the term Black
• 1:02:44
  Sheep come from? I have no idea.
• 1:02:46
  I like any well my goodness I make fun.
• 1:02:49
  Yeah I Make fun of idiots all day long.
• 1:02:50
  And I did enjoy it, but we'd be here all night.
• 1:02:54
  So, no faith. She's the one who's raising that
• 1:02:58
  baby 99 point. She's never once asked us to
• 1:03:01
  babysit, we've offered, you know, multiple times because
• 1:03:05
  sometimes people need a break and babies, they sleeping
• 1:03:10
  walking shifts. And sometimes it seems like they
• 1:03:11
  have Boundless Energy and just want to especially, you know, he
• 1:03:15
  crawled out of his crib for the first time.
• 1:03:16
  So she's in for a fucking treat for the rest of her life.
• 1:03:19
  Life is yeah once they can escape that cage but crib once
• 1:03:24
  they can escape the crib. It's you know yeah it's just on
• 1:03:29
  from there. It's like you're never stopping
• 1:03:31
  saving somebody's life because they're always trying to fucking
• 1:03:34
  kill themselves. My mother my mother still tells
• 1:03:37
  I'm sorry. What was mrs.
• 1:03:39
  Bickerson. Good.
• 1:03:41
  Virginia. They're trying to kill even by
• 1:03:43
  going to Virginia and the dead of night when they didn't try to
• 1:03:46
  fucking kill my house could say my mother my mother to this day
• 1:03:50
  and I said to this day, I haven't talked to her in a
• 1:03:52
  while, but the last time she met one of my girlfriend's she likes
• 1:03:56
  to tell the story when I was still in diapers and in my car
• 1:03:59
  seat, I managed to get out and climb on top of the T, top of
• 1:04:02
  the Thunderbird. She was driving.
• 1:04:05
  And when she ran up into the apartment, like the upstairs
• 1:04:08
  apartment, ran in grabbed, whatever you know, good dude,
• 1:04:10
  ran back out. And I was sitting now I don't
• 1:04:12
  believe that she was in there for 30 seconds like she
• 1:04:15
  describes but I had enough time to you know dismantle my harness
• 1:04:19
  climb the fuck up onto the T-top and sit there in my little
• 1:04:22
  diaper. The future aren't I?
• 1:04:25
  Once they can get out of their fucking car seat.
• 1:04:27
  It's done. It's over with you.
• 1:04:29
  Need you age exponentially when they could do that because how I
• 1:04:32
  fucked you drive when you're constantly you still fucking see
• 1:04:37
  ya. What old Faith was the First at
• 1:04:41
  that. Ironically, just like a stupid.
• 1:04:44
  Fuck. This is easy.
• 1:04:45
  Now, she figured out how much is gonna crawl around on the floor
• 1:04:47
  and just don't climb behind the brake pedal.
• 1:04:51
  Oh man, ya know why that's there?
• 1:04:54
  I think there was more than one occasion.
• 1:04:56
  You know, you're driving, you don't realize they've strapped
• 1:04:58
  out. You have to slam on the brakes
• 1:05:00
  and it's not like a dangerous speed.
• 1:05:07
  No, no, right, hit it, dude. Maybe it's the back of the seat
• 1:05:12
  of the back of the front seat, you know, first kid, first kid,
• 1:05:16
  you panicky with everything you're like, are you gonna live
• 1:05:18
  and like, by the fifth kid, what was it?
• 1:05:20
  Our seven year old yesterday, we're over to see some family,
• 1:05:23
  actually over at my mother-in-law's house, to see
• 1:05:26
  some of my wife's extended family, who the amount of kids
• 1:05:30
  they have makes us seem like we're just getting started with
• 1:05:32
  a wanted. My seven-year-old was his
• 1:05:36
  playing outside, he's playing sighs playing outside playing
• 1:05:38
  inside and he just he wanted to The hell out of the house.
• 1:05:42
  He started running outside inch didn't realize the sliding glass
• 1:05:45
  door was closed and just slam and I'm sorry.
• 1:05:49
  My kid 5 you're like. That was fucking hilarious.
• 1:05:52
  Like do you didn't pass out nothing's broken?
• 1:05:55
  There's no blood. That was fucking funny.
• 1:05:58
  There's no way that anybody could have watched that and not
• 1:06:01
  laughed. He is he like didn't you see the
• 1:06:04
  other kid that looked just like you coming right at you as you
• 1:06:07
  were running towards that door there?
• 1:06:09
  No reply. She's like nah.
• 1:06:11
  He's Rubbing his nose, not as pretty stupid when you lease
• 1:06:14
  your reflective, that's awesome. Yeah, Kia kids, man.
• 1:06:21
  They're they're, you know, they're trouble, Sammy, you're a
• 1:06:27
  kid, you're a pain in my neck, I tell you, oh I'm I'm well, I'm
• 1:06:32
  27, but I am, yeah, hero, whippersnapper, every twenty
• 1:06:37
  seven-year-old likes a 45 year old Tacoma whippersnapper.
• 1:06:40
  You just and a 35 year old to call them their son.
• 1:06:44
  Yeah, it all makes sense. Yeah, totally makes sense.
• 1:06:52
  I can't raise this ask again, how does it feel to be a grandpa
• 1:06:56
  4:45 probably also G. Yeah, you know, I've said it a
• 1:07:03
  thousand times kids keep you young right for me.
• 1:07:06
  I think they'd keep me shit. I'm not gonna call myself thing
• 1:07:10
  because that's just a fucking lie.
• 1:07:12
  But like, my max weight was when gosh, what went just right
• 1:07:17
  before Faith was bored. I think I topped out at 285.
• 1:07:20
  Like that's the heaviest I've ever been.
• 1:07:22
  I'm 235 now and I don't do anything.
• 1:07:28
  I mean, I admit I can't pack away the food, like I used to,
• 1:07:30
  and I think he just has to do with my age, but every kid, I
• 1:07:33
  consecutively go down an average of like 10 to 15 pounds because
• 1:07:37
  it's just that much more shit I have to do.
• 1:07:40
  Yeah. So, you know, I'm not mr.
• 1:07:43
  Vickers, are you taller than 530?
• 1:07:45
  Yeah. Okay yeah, good.
• 1:07:48
  I'm not 64 damaging comically. Yeah, I know, I'm I'm dead on
• 1:07:52
  510. So I'm not the tallest guy in
• 1:07:56
  the Earth but in not the shore. That's right, but I look 532 you
• 1:07:59
  motherfucker. Will, your 5105 one is really
• 1:08:05
  hard to listen. I'm, I'm I'm 53.
• 1:08:14
  And I'm, and I'm crippled, but even, even I'm told, I've been
• 1:08:18
  kidnapped. Then it's funny.
• 1:08:22
  Is my, my dad was 53. 53, 53. But you know what fucking
• 1:08:28
  Wolverine was 53. Canonically in the comic book.
• 1:08:32
  Yeah, important to know little man said, but he heeds shred
• 1:08:36
  some shit up. He doesn't have an adamantium
• 1:08:42
  skeleton. Mr. Vickers, you may not know
• 1:08:45
  this but he has an ancient. Well, hold on, you're a fan of
• 1:08:49
  Assassin's Creed This might ring true to you.
• 1:08:51
  I've never played Assassin's Creed but those coins.
• 1:08:54
  Yeah, I thought we had fun. Gamer coin crossover.
• 1:08:56
  I know that's why I started one of the Assassins Creed abide.
• 1:08:59
  Well, hold on. You understand the idea, right?
• 1:09:01
  Yes, it's the Assassins Through Time, right?
• 1:09:04
  Yeah, yeah. Sammy inherited a chair from an
• 1:09:09
  ancient line of warrior /. Had kids say it.
• 1:09:17
  Canonically, it's rape. It's a rape chair.
• 1:09:20
  It doesn't hurt. It's got you know the wheel
• 1:09:24
  blades. Like the Roman chariots that
• 1:09:26
  come out to just you know dismembered his enemies to bring
• 1:09:29
  them down to his level. And then also you know more
• 1:09:32
  recently more recently in the history there's been Hydraulics
• 1:09:36
  added and things like that to make him, you know capable of
• 1:09:41
  rape okay. His enemies, you know of his
• 1:09:45
  enemies, not of of what the help with your defense.
• 1:09:48
  How do you do? Yeah no no yeah you do
• 1:09:55
  sometimes. Look how do you what do you
• 1:09:57
  think? I'm here.
• 1:09:58
  That's hardly my mom. All right.
• 1:10:23
  It's not about sex, it's about listening.
• 1:10:26
  When we listen here we are talking about rape is not in a
• 1:10:30
  sexual way. Oh man, literally just let my
• 1:10:37
  headphones off my head. I'm sorry.
• 1:10:38
  I kept mr. Vickers for almost 90 minutes.
• 1:10:45
  I'm down to keep doing this because I don't have to work as
• 1:10:48
  early in the morning, like, I normally do.
• 1:10:49
  But in Sunday's my one day off, gentlemen, you keep with what
• 1:10:53
  you want to keep or tell me to get the fuck off.
• 1:10:55
  Ya know, it'll be want you off? That's for sure.
• 1:11:01
  Let me check with my boss. We need Sammy.
• 1:11:05
  You need to pull out the topics there bub.
• 1:11:08
  She's trying to get me to bribe her.
• 1:11:11
  Oh, a bribe. I got sober.
• 1:11:15
  Now. She says, it's fine.
• 1:11:18
  Do I need to send Sammy? She's a better shot than I have.
• 1:11:31
  No. Well, I mean, well, I mean, I
• 1:11:34
  mean the chair is bulletproof to certain extent into so it has
• 1:11:40
  one of those things. Yeah.
• 1:11:53
  Anyway, that's a no, I'm good. I'm good.
• 1:11:55
  You guys got more questions. Ask away.
• 1:11:57
  Oh, oh yeah, yeah. I actually don't have any off
• 1:12:00
  the top of my head but Sammy you go, right?
• 1:12:02
  I mean, I just wanted one of the ridiculous ones that I always I
• 1:12:08
  just found it funny as One, one person.
• 1:12:12
  One is no. And I quote Sammy.
• 1:12:18
  Can you ask mr. Vickers?
• 1:12:19
  If he, if he's met daddy. Jim and if so what what does he
• 1:12:24
  think of daddy gem? We'll skip the.
• 1:12:27
  Have you met? Daddy Jim?
• 1:12:29
  What do you think of mr. Mehta grrrr?
• 1:12:31
  Yeah, so given the time frame, like I came into all this.
• 1:12:36
  I didn't have a ton of exposure to them other than like reading
• 1:12:39
  stuff about him. There's this one, there's this
• 1:12:43
  one debate that he has that, like I don't think anybody's
• 1:12:48
  seen where he is talking with this.
• 1:12:52
  This other guy in sunglasses and just tears to fucking do him for
• 1:12:57
  like an hour and 45 minutes. That's not what I'm talking
• 1:13:01
  about. It was that it was it was it on
• 1:13:03
  the that Boulder boy, chanting it would be.
• 1:13:07
  I think it's some guy named jar, boson history.
• 1:13:11
  Yeah, I have a hard time, remembering it because there's
• 1:13:16
  no way that I watched that 17 times.
• 1:13:21
  So that that was my first exposure.
• 1:13:23
  It's like I want this. I want to save handy.
• 1:13:26
  That guy's Medicare. That is, he's quick, and he's
• 1:13:30
  funny and but that's your that's literally your first exposure to
• 1:13:34
  him. That was my first like
• 1:13:37
  long-term. Yeah.
• 1:13:38
  Exposing I like knew who he was but had Just use your anything
• 1:13:41
  else and I'm sure that he is quick-witted and he is naturally
• 1:13:46
  funny and all that kind of stuff, because that's kind of
• 1:13:49
  what I read about him something. But, but I, well know, I just, I
• 1:13:53
  think it was an easy target. Oh yeah, sit sit.
• 1:13:56
  I mean, honestly towards the end of that towards the end of that
• 1:14:00
  hole, Beautiful creation. I think he was being really nice
• 1:14:07
  in a mean way he was, but he was like that.
• 1:14:10
  The advice that he was giving was solid, actual nice advice
• 1:14:15
  that you can only give to somebody by saying, what are you
• 1:14:18
  fucking doing? But otherwise it is from a
• 1:14:23
  debate standpoint. It's like there wasn't much of a
• 1:14:27
  challenge that before you see, but I did enjoy ice.
• 1:14:30
  I did enjoy some of the jobs after it got past the, like
• 1:14:34
  fourth grade yelling Tsui, choose the money, which was
• 1:14:38
  funny. I enjoyed it, I enjoyed it.
• 1:14:41
  But as far as like clever smart, but I mean, I think he knew what
• 1:14:44
  he was doing and like breaking it down to where he could get to
• 1:14:47
  the point. This, so, I find this found a
• 1:14:50
  will announce your Acres. Because like I mentioned a
• 1:14:55
  little bit ago, I followed the whole Faith story and therefore
• 1:14:59
  the mr. Mrs. Vickers story, and the
• 1:15:01
  whole timeline because This whole internet drama shit has
• 1:15:08
  been a sort of Jerry Springer for me for a long time.
• 1:15:12
  And I'm not that engaged in. I don't have a key Farms
• 1:15:15
  account. I, I don't really, I don't make
• 1:15:17
  videos about it. I watch a few and it's
• 1:15:19
  entertaining, you know, it's just something to watch but Mr.
• 1:15:22
  Met occur. This, the, the debate, quote
• 1:15:28
  unquote that you're referring to is a culmination of years and
• 1:15:34
  Mr. Met occur, tried, so hard. He was a guest and I'm sure
• 1:15:39
  you've heard all this, but he's that he was a guest on the kill
• 1:15:41
  stream, many times. Yeah, like the history in the
• 1:15:44
  lore. I'm pretty familiar with.
• 1:15:45
  It's just his specific academic, specific of a better word.
• 1:15:49
  Your I didn't have a lot of exposure to well, what you saw,
• 1:15:53
  what you're talking about. Out is the first time that's
• 1:15:55
  ever happened, the the whole Ethan versus mr.
• 1:15:59
  Medic or thing, right? You know, but it was, it's been
• 1:16:02
  built up to after years, where like they've both, you know,
• 1:16:08
  played the well, I'm, you know, I'm not as friend, you know,
• 1:16:10
  he's just my, he just comes on sometimes and they've readily
• 1:16:15
  very actually quite successfully steered away from, you know,
• 1:16:20
  directly talking about each other around but Ethan.
• 1:16:24
  Ethan has made it. Irresistible especially starting
• 1:16:29
  with the Portugal thing, you know, but I fell into this whole
• 1:16:35
  thing, because of the mat Jarboe Boulders, the initial Boulder
• 1:16:41
  stream on the kill stream when kill stream is still on YouTube
• 1:16:44
  where Mr. Met occur told Matt. Matt Jarboe to say I'm a little
• 1:16:49
  bitch and I flagged down whatever you know whatever it
• 1:16:53
  was it was a big guy named. Matt.
• 1:16:56
  Embraced that and has continued to do his thing right where
• 1:17:00
  Ralph has driven, you know, that's been his whole thing.
• 1:17:05
  That's literally the Pinnacle of his career, right was the, the
• 1:17:09
  Jarboe thing, right? And mr.
• 1:17:11
  Mehta curbing, a I want to say a indiscriminately laughs at the
• 1:17:18
  fucking internet, which is right.
• 1:17:20
  People have been hounding him to laugh at Ralph for years and he
• 1:17:24
  wouldn't do it because reasons, nobody knows.
• 1:17:28
  And again, it's this, it is this culmination of events over
• 1:17:32
  literally probably five years. Six years since the boop.
• 1:17:37
  Boop, hashtag Loop gate gamergate, I guess, you know,
• 1:17:44
  but the dude is dying, so and he's funny and I don't have any
• 1:17:54
  I have no qualms with with him specifically other than his
• 1:17:59
  covid calls. And yeah, I don't know, it's
• 1:18:04
  he's one of the more entertaining see, you know, a
• 1:18:07
  consistently entertaining voices on this here side of the
• 1:18:11
  internet I should say. Yeah I had a quite you can not
• 1:18:17
  knowing as much about him like was his influence is
• 1:18:21
  specifically on the covid. Big was his it.
• 1:18:24
  Fluids on the covid thing, vast and far-reaching.
• 1:18:26
  Because, I didn't know found that I'm not focus on the other
• 1:18:30
  party, like really hilarious. Like, like, I know he's a big
• 1:18:34
  guy, like, in this Arena but again, like, I'm okay, I'm going
• 1:18:39
  to talk to anybody, my, my world for lack of a better term and
• 1:18:42
  they're not gonna know who he is.
• 1:18:44
  No, look, look during his covid streams which I watched I
• 1:18:48
  watched them. And I, I love mr.
• 1:18:53
  Maddock Sure I had him on one of the handful of people I had on
• 1:18:57
  fucking, you know the Bell rung on on YouTube.
• 1:19:01
  He was doing his weather forecast.
• 1:19:03
  Yeah. Whatever vehement Lee disagreed.
• 1:19:07
  But he had 20,000 people right at most watching those videos.
• 1:19:12
  I've never seen any one of his videos get more than a million
• 1:19:14
  views, right? How many people is that
• 1:19:17
  motherfucker, influencing how many people, how many people are
• 1:19:20
  watching you more than once, right?
• 1:19:22
  That's why I found that that's why I That I found that precious
• 1:19:26
  that in the changing. Ain't your daddy gave you why
• 1:19:31
  wouldn't I move to a state that? Let me keep that secret.
• 1:19:35
  Even you fucking retard. They're just like the kid.
• 1:19:38
  Doesn't even have his last name. I'm sorry.
• 1:19:43
  It's like that particular party. Didn't go there.
• 1:19:46
  Bedeker didn't go there and I thought that was like a really
• 1:19:48
  easy target. So he was using super nice.
• 1:19:51
  Exactly known. He was, he was as As respectful
• 1:19:55
  as you could be, he's do the whole Suey piggy thing hitting.
• 1:19:58
  He was hitting all the topical shit.
• 1:20:00
  And right? Well, that's just, that's just
• 1:20:01
  fourth grade bands, man. I mean, come on.
• 1:20:03
  Yeah, anybody take it easy on subset at that, is that's just
• 1:20:08
  silliness. Anyway, that, that I do have
• 1:20:12
  those those two arguments cracked me up, because it's
• 1:20:15
  like, that's what you got coming out here.
• 1:20:17
  Well, alright, well, go ahead, same.
• 1:20:19
  So, well, I was gonna say in addition, to Medicare, if you
• 1:20:24
  No. Anything out about Merce.
• 1:20:26
  There's a there's a five-hour video of this documentarian
• 1:20:30
  porcelain interviewing. Is that easy done?
• 1:20:34
  Is it out? No, the merge do is not out but
• 1:20:38
  murdered the daughter. I'm sorry a documentary is out.
• 1:20:42
  Yeah, but there's a 5 hour. I didn't want to call a stream
• 1:20:46
  because but an interview yeah it's an interview of porcelain
• 1:20:52
  basically. Showing Jim all of marshes.
• 1:20:56
  Oh it's really funny dude. Yeah it's it's really funny.
• 1:21:02
  You guys send me the link with you?
• 1:21:04
  Yeah, absolutely. But I guess that's the kind of
• 1:21:08
  stuff like when the missus and I settle down and after we it's so
• 1:21:12
  funny after we use the corner, fold on the kids and chain him
• 1:21:16
  to the fucking wall because that's how black parents we are.
• 1:21:19
  Yeah. And like the fire at the fire
• 1:21:20
  around them so they can escape. Yeah.
• 1:21:22
  Right. It's it mainly stay warm.
• 1:21:24
  Come on. I hope after we get that, you
• 1:21:27
  know, traditional family shit done.
• 1:21:29
  That's when we like to turn that kind of stuff on like for
• 1:21:31
  background noise and watch it. It's good.
• 1:21:34
  It's good stuff because it's a you will have to watch a little
• 1:21:37
  bit but it's basically porcelain who's it's just a it's like, if
• 1:21:43
  you were a professional some sort of you worked in like the
• 1:21:53
  news industry And, you know, for editing videos for topics or
• 1:21:58
  whatever, you you knew how that shit, worked, you knew how
• 1:22:01
  editing work to whatever you were showing someone with your
• 1:22:05
  skill, Ethan, Ralph that had never heard of him.
• 1:22:09
  And you put it into, you know, consumable chunks into a
• 1:22:15
  two-hour three-hour documentary. He's done this with probably a
• 1:22:21
  dozen people porcelain, right? Who I'm, I'm not certain isn't a
• 1:22:26
  fucking editor, for some major news corporation, right.
• 1:22:29
  He doesn't goddamn work because it's so good, but he, it's whole
• 1:22:34
  five our interview with mr. Medicare Medicare does not know
• 1:22:37
  much about mesh. He's Thanks medicare's cancer is
• 1:22:41
  fake and marshes are. I'm sorry mr.
• 1:22:44
  Medicare has played those clips a few times recently on his
• 1:22:47
  dreams. But other than that, most gotta
• 1:22:51
  keep their both Em's. God damn it.
• 1:22:54
  And I have had three beers. That's too many Mushmouth in it.
• 1:22:59
  Mr. Met occur. Does not know much about MERS
• 1:23:01
  beyond that. So this five hours, porcelain
• 1:23:06
  shows Mr. Met occur. All of the lore, you know, the
• 1:23:10
  whole setting up the I'm going to kill myself PayPal's or
• 1:23:14
  GoFundMe 's and the help me buy a car.
• 1:23:18
  Oh shit I wrecked my car. Help me by another car PayPal's
• 1:23:24
  and you know Mr. Met occur even though he's dying of fucking
• 1:23:27
  cancer AIDS, he's still got one of the most wholesome laughs on
• 1:23:30
  the internet. You can there's a lot of that
• 1:23:32
  going on in that five hours. So it's definitely worried that
• 1:23:35
  we'll check it out. Rip your app before after during
• 1:23:38
  And no Dune first, my friend, that's okay.
• 1:23:43
  That's much the priorities. It's, it's just as long as doing
• 1:23:49
  though. I'll so no fuck that.
• 1:23:52
  Doing is half as long. Yeah, but I do want to, I do
• 1:23:56
  want to ask there seems to be some shady details around the
• 1:24:01
  most recent Ralph, a demon baby. I dare call it.
• 1:24:08
  But how do you feel about Ralph the father of your grandchild
• 1:24:13
  streaming for 11 hours after his new baby?
• 1:24:18
  Mama went into her water broke. She did not go into labor
• 1:24:22
  according to so, So that's difficult to address without
• 1:24:26
  like violating my by agreement with the court to not be
• 1:24:30
  installed and not going to do that for don't want to do that.
• 1:24:32
  So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you the way
• 1:24:36
  shit worked with me because as badass alpha male and shit as
• 1:24:42
  somebody thinks crank and two babies in by the by by those
• 1:24:46
  standards, I beat you by two hundred and fifty percent.
• 1:24:53
  So If my every time. Okay, so first of all, every one
• 1:24:58
  of my five, right? I was there when the water broke
• 1:25:03
  and I was there from that time at the hospital until the baby
• 1:25:07
  came out, and that included, my third one which was 36 hours.
• 1:25:14
  Holy shit. 30 out. Okay, I 6 hours seemed like 36
• 1:25:19
  hours, 30 hours and it wasn't like the fifth one was like
• 1:25:24
  20-something hours but she was asleep most of the time so it
• 1:25:28
  didn't count the middle. One was 30 hours of fucking
• 1:25:32
  fighting. It was scary.
• 1:25:35
  Every time she had a contraction, his heart rate
• 1:25:37
  dropped off because the cord was wrapped around his ironically,
• 1:25:40
  he's like the hardest. Oh God.
• 1:25:42
  But, you know, I'm I just go, I'll get it.
• 1:25:46
  Consistently with the doctor. I'm like you sure you don't want
• 1:25:49
  to do a C-section man. Just get that kid out of there.
• 1:25:53
  And then he proceeds to explain like how the vaginal Canal is
• 1:25:55
  like the mouth of a pacman frog and shit.
• 1:25:57
  Only goes one way, it doesn't go the other one.
• 1:25:59
  I like, okay, I thought it was a good analogy and I told him so
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  later, he's a funny guy. You delivered four out of five.
• 1:26:07
  Nope, three out of five, three out of five of our kids great
• 1:26:10
  guy, but he retired after number four, but nice throw it just on
• 1:26:14
  and on and on and I mean they had to use the phone.
• 1:26:17
  They tried the vacuum to help. It's like a plunger for a baby
• 1:26:20
  head. They went to the forceps, you
• 1:26:24
  know, which like like two big Hollows salad tongs made of
• 1:26:29
  metal that when you look at him and you're like, where are those
• 1:26:31
  going again? Jesus Christ, man.
• 1:26:36
  Yeah I know I know I know it's not going to be but it's just
• 1:26:39
  like I feel so sorry for ya empathy, the real thing come on
• 1:26:44
  and then if I get those come out in the Your bag and just on and
• 1:26:48
  on and on and I mean, by the end of it mother and child looked
• 1:26:51
  like they had been a fight with Tyson.
• 1:26:53
  I mean, their Brews, they're exhausted.
• 1:26:58
  I mean, but I was, I was there, you know, through all of it.
• 1:27:02
  I was in the room. I've been at Ground Zero of
• 1:27:05
  five, child births and it's not for the people who are like,
• 1:27:09
  it's a beautiful thing. It's a new life, you know,
• 1:27:11
  afterwards. Sure.
• 1:27:12
  You can say it's good. There's nothing beautiful about
• 1:27:14
  the experience, man. It stinks it.
• 1:27:16
  It's horrifying, Matt. Yeah, but or daughter but you
• 1:27:19
  got to put your fucking timing because I guarantee it's worse
• 1:27:22
  for the lady. So I can't fathom even in like
• 1:27:27
  third trimester comes along. You wouldn't have caught me dead
• 1:27:31
  being in a different state because that's when she can go
• 1:27:35
  wrong, that's when shit can happen.
• 1:27:37
  And within like he's certainly within the last month.
• 1:27:39
  I mean, she had more than her fair share of, you know, going
• 1:27:42
  into daily just for, you know, just to make sure everything's
• 1:27:45
  okay. So I can't fathom it.
• 1:27:50
  I can't fathom bragging that if I hadn't gone.
• 1:27:55
  When when the water broke that, I'd be like, hold on.
• 1:27:58
  Let me get this done. I'll be there straight away.
• 1:28:01
  How far are you my car? I don't know.
• 1:28:03
  Like eight hours, I'll get there.
• 1:28:04
  Don't worry, I can't fathom. And then I'm lucky enough to
• 1:28:07
  make it there on time and then like using that as a brag, I
• 1:28:10
  think when the water breaks you drop, whatever the fuck you're
• 1:28:13
  doing and you get and you go by your woman's side.
• 1:28:16
  Side in anything less of. That is beta male fucking shit
• 1:28:20
  from. Probably somebody people are
• 1:28:23
  going to make the claim of anybody specific, right?
• 1:28:25
  But it seems to me that you're probably just afraid, what's?
• 1:28:28
  Yeah, I mean you're afraid of the experience or lower.
• 1:28:30
  You don't want to handle being in a hospital or whatever shit
• 1:28:33
  that is. I've never heard of a hospital.
• 1:28:34
  Kicking the dad out certain time during the day.
• 1:28:39
  My wife's over there. Like yeah.
• 1:28:40
  I've never heard of that. Anyway.
• 1:28:41
  That's fucking great. Yeah brother go.
• 1:28:43
  Wait really she hold on? She has heard of it, hold on.
• 1:28:46
  Because he created such a scene. Oh yeah, she says, she has heard
• 1:28:53
  of it. It's happened before at that
• 1:28:54
  cute and cheap my Vickers. Worked at a hospital for five
• 1:28:57
  years in, emergency room registration.
• 1:28:59
  So she's seen her fair share of shit, but it was, it was usually
• 1:29:03
  removal. If the person, the the other
• 1:29:06
  party was creating a scene again, can't confirm or deny,
• 1:29:10
  but she did work at a hospital for five years, so, punching
• 1:29:13
  nurses and shit. Well, look, hold on time out.
• 1:29:21
  I'm sorry. Sammy because like the Devil's
• 1:29:26
  Advocate Part of my brain wants to be like, sure, there's like
• 1:29:30
  jobs were like, you can't like you gotta be there and if the
• 1:29:35
  water breaks blah blah. Like what if your honor but are
• 1:29:39
  there? Yeah.
• 1:29:39
  But are they okay? Only thing I've narrowed it down
• 1:29:48
  to is if you're like a soldier or on an oil rig or a fucking
• 1:29:53
  pilot, right? If you're any laughs you're a
• 1:29:55
  pilot hard. Yeah.
• 1:29:57
  It's even if you're a pilot you have vacation time that you can
• 1:30:01
  take. And if you you know your what is
• 1:30:04
  pregnant for nine months, you can plan that out pretty well.
• 1:30:09
  You know that something's going to happen around this way.
• 1:30:12
  Anyway and I mean I've worked, I've worked for some stubborn
• 1:30:14
  companies like I said, who Who don't you know, they say family
• 1:30:18
  first and not not one of them ever to the shittiest.
• 1:30:21
  One would have said finish your shift.
• 1:30:26
  I don't care about broken water, I don't care about your wife's
• 1:30:29
  water broke, I'm sorry you got three hours like oh, yeah, yeah,
• 1:30:32
  we should, what do you expect us to do, man?
• 1:30:35
  Punch that clock? You can't do it early.
• 1:30:37
  God damn it. No, but none of them would do.
• 1:30:38
  I've never know. I mean fucking gas station
• 1:30:41
  attendees, wouldn't get that kind of shit and they certainly
• 1:30:45
  won't demand an eleven hours. From, you know, and it's the
• 1:30:48
  whole it and that's for me again, it goes back to the whole
• 1:30:51
  reason. Somebody self-employed is so
• 1:30:54
  that they would have the freedom to do something like that.
• 1:30:56
  Anyway, without having to worry about backlash from an employer.
• 1:31:01
  And so that's just, I think, I think any other explanation that
• 1:31:04
  goes away from anything separate of, especially if you're
• 1:31:08
  self-employed water broke. I'm out.
• 1:31:11
  That's where I need to be. That's the show that needs to be
• 1:31:14
  focused on is so A phenomenally infantile.
• 1:31:19
  A state of mind that I cannot fathom it.
• 1:31:22
  And I had my friend, our first kid came when I was 24 and I
• 1:31:27
  was, I felt the same then as I feel now, it hasn't changed.
• 1:31:33
  And I mean, and that first kid, I'm assuming that is Faith your
• 1:31:40
  table top. That is Faith.
• 1:31:41
  She is the oldest. Yes.
• 1:31:44
  So little troublemaker - yeah, that's how you learn.
• 1:31:49
  That's how you learn. Like
• 1:32:01
  they got the Minefield to deal with.
• 1:32:02
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:32:04
  Auto turrets, and having a having a girl out 24th at it.
• 1:32:10
  But, speaking of speaking of babies, though, I love how
• 1:32:14
  everything is kind of suck going together.
• 1:32:17
  So, apparently Dave, apparently, Dave Rubin.
• 1:32:24
  It's, he and his husband are. I don't know how familiar you
• 1:32:30
  are with debut. I remember reading it in the
• 1:32:33
  notes, you sent me. I'm not, oh my God, familiar, I
• 1:32:36
  think with that, but hey, that's good.
• 1:32:38
  Yeah, that's good. So, so Dave Rubin is kind of
• 1:32:44
  like he was one of these early kind of, conservative, internet,
• 1:32:49
  personalities and o0i already on it.
• 1:32:53
  Apparently knows who he is. Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  So let me, let me, I'm in a, I'm sorry to cut you off here Sammy,
• 1:32:58
  but let me know here, I'm going to paraphrase just a little bit
• 1:33:01
  here. Dave Rubin was a Young Turk
• 1:33:09
  report. Until he got red pilled by Larry
• 1:33:13
  Elder on on what was it? White privilege?
• 1:33:18
  I believe on one of his Dave, Rubin shows, he's a gay men,
• 1:33:22
  he's a out game, an out, gay conservative and him, and his
• 1:33:27
  husband have just taken on to surrogate mothers and
• 1:33:33
  inseminated them, rented, their wombs to have children. and paid
• 1:33:40
  its kind of lit, the internet on fire in a well in as, in a
• 1:33:45
  sense, I guess you could say, Okay, she knows what's going on.
• 1:33:49
  She knows what's going on, she memorizes and knows everything.
• 1:33:52
  Of course, she knows I'm always behind.
• 1:33:54
  I'm always behind them in the shed.
• 1:33:56
  Well I mean, and I guess the outrage lies in that Dave Rubin
• 1:34:04
  is, is a big proponent of the ante leftist.
• 1:34:07
  Auntie woke. You know, anti-gay is basically
• 1:34:11
  the anti-gay agenda. And all its, it's who I don't
• 1:34:18
  even really know how to frame it, because there's millions of
• 1:34:21
  children that need adopted. And instead raise rich, white
• 1:34:24
  people rent these, women's wombs to have their own children to
• 1:34:30
  then be deprived of their mothers and be raised by these
• 1:34:33
  fucking gay dudes, dudes. Sorry, I'm not not trying to be
• 1:34:38
  bigoted, but it's just the fact they're just be parented by
• 1:34:42
  dudes deprived of their mothers. From the time they're born.
• 1:34:46
  I don't think personally I so I am with you definitely on the
• 1:34:55
  first part which is and this is gonna sound fucked up Beyond
• 1:34:58
  fucked up. So bear with me, I can make it
• 1:35:01
  sound like points out his flesh. Fuck little fucked up as
• 1:35:04
  possible. I don't think there's any way to
• 1:35:06
  not, make it sound fucked up. So I I'm dead on with the
• 1:35:11
  adoption thing, right? It's like, if if So like if
• 1:35:19
  nature is preventing we're going to go, you can go now dude,
• 1:35:25
  you're right on the money. Go ahead, your choice is
• 1:35:28
  preventing you from Cyrene, a child in the natural way.
• 1:35:32
  And then there's all these orphan.
• 1:35:34
  When I mean, I don't think there's like a flood of fucking
• 1:35:37
  orphans, but they're that, they're there they're available,
• 1:35:39
  right? There's certainly aren't and
• 1:35:44
  what? Yeah, that seems like a much
• 1:35:45
  more noble cause Cause to me and I think it's the same, my wife
• 1:35:49
  and I talk all the time about like pets and purebreds and
• 1:35:52
  stuff like that. When there's all these, I'm not
• 1:35:55
  comparing a human baby to a fucking pet.
• 1:35:57
  Yes. Or gives what I said was no our
• 1:35:59
  fuck down analogous you can analogously.
• 1:36:02
  But as far as the police, but the responsibility to like
• 1:36:04
  living creatures is like you're gonna go get a purebred
• 1:36:08
  Dalmatian, which is going to be mostly retarded.
• 1:36:10
  And again, I'm not comparing the two but because it's the Suave
• 1:36:15
  cool new to do when we're knocking, down animals in
• 1:36:20
  shelters, left and right now again, It's, you know, it's an
• 1:36:25
  animal shelter and, you know, shit has to be done.
• 1:36:26
  That has to be done and there's not enough funds to take care of
• 1:36:29
  them. But, why are you gonna go buy a
• 1:36:31
  pet when you could adopt one? That's the thing that doesn't
• 1:36:33
  make sense to me. And it's, as far as, and it's
• 1:36:37
  much worse if you're talking about people, obviously, because
• 1:36:40
  people are no, no. I mean of animals, like, I don't
• 1:36:43
  know. It's like it's more like, it's
• 1:36:47
  more like you and your best friend's dog who are not the
• 1:36:51
  same breed, or maybe they are or Miller breed that aren't
• 1:36:55
  attracted to each other, taking their egg and there seemed in a
• 1:37:00
  male and a female dog and forcing them together.
• 1:37:03
  To make a dog of you and your friends dog because you want
• 1:37:07
  that to be a thing. You know what I mean?
• 1:37:10
  Yeah, it's so amazing knowing yet, knowing what I I'm not
• 1:37:15
  going to be able to say I cannot be able to speak with authority
• 1:37:18
  because I'm not 100% sure the thing and I am sure.
• 1:37:23
  I have, you know, I'm not gonna, I'm not, I'm not pro or anti
• 1:37:28
  anti gay? No, not look don't, I don't want
• 1:37:31
  anybody want. No, it will end.
• 1:37:34
  I'm when it comes to that because I'm full on libertarian.
• 1:37:37
  I'm like just do what? Yeah, as long as you don't hurt
• 1:37:40
  other people, that's my exactly. But yeah no I I think it's
• 1:37:45
  irresponsible to existing human beings with needs.
• 1:37:49
  If you're put in the unique position, in this case where you
• 1:37:53
  have found a partner and if you're lucky enough to have that
• 1:37:55
  partner and even if you're the same sex that you're together,
• 1:37:58
  but in this particular case, you Can't create a child together.
• 1:38:03
  Go save one of the ones who has been fucked over by chance.
• 1:38:07
  Exactly, right. And instead, let's, let's put
• 1:38:10
  our shit all that. Mrs. Vicious is Raising her
• 1:38:12
  hand. Has a spouse, a completely
• 1:38:19
  different view up until it was something you wanted.
• 1:38:22
  Okay? Got you.
• 1:38:23
  That's right. Okay, so you guys can hear her
• 1:38:25
  that's good. I don't have to repeat her
• 1:38:27
  because I'll fuck it up if I try to repeat what she said.
• 1:38:30
  Oh he's right. The nose dude.
• 1:38:32
  And that and that was, that was going to be my that was going to
• 1:38:35
  be my exact point is like, you know, as far as like gay,
• 1:38:38
  conservatives go like I'm all for, I'm all for that and why
• 1:38:42
  the fuck not? You don't give a fuck who you
• 1:38:44
  fuck? Come on.
• 1:38:46
  But also like, for me for me personally and I think this is
• 1:38:51
  kind of what Apex and I both getting at is for me, it's weird
• 1:38:56
  because Ruben, was kind of pushing, you know.
• 1:39:01
  If you're, if you're a gay, you should it.
• 1:39:02
  You should adopt their. Lots of kids out there that need
• 1:39:05
  homes. And then, for him to go and do
• 1:39:07
  this, it's kind of like okay what what it what are you doing
• 1:39:13
  here, dude? Rules actually, for the enough,
• 1:39:15
  for me, it's actually more like he never changed.
• 1:39:20
  It's more like he's exactly the same hardcore.
• 1:39:24
  Racist. Fucking degenerate left.
• 1:39:28
  As he always was and he's pretended all this time.
• 1:39:31
  And some dude came into his life and was like, I want kids.
• 1:39:35
  Let's do this thing. He was like, well, I'm a coward
• 1:39:38
  anyway, so you're telling me what to do.
• 1:39:41
  Let's, let's do what you say, you know, because he's a sissy.
• 1:39:45
  Yeah, mmm-hmm. Yeah, mrs.
• 1:39:52
  Vickers makes the point Point. She said yeah, you know, her die
• 1:39:55
  obviously. Aren't Acres.
• 1:39:57
  Yeah, we're not gay. But that was our position.
• 1:39:59
  If we couldn't conceive, we would have adopted.
• 1:40:02
  We still might and just like, throw a couple of our kids out
• 1:40:05
  because they're not there now. Yeah, cause fuck this.
• 1:40:08
  Fuck. Yeah, they have their shoddy.
• 1:40:11
  Get into 1317. Yeah.
• 1:40:13
  Yeah. I figured it out by now when you
• 1:40:15
  bring, you know, and Amorphis gelatinous fucking, I'm sorry,
• 1:40:21
  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna continue with that joke.
• 1:40:24
  I'm going to stop right there. You have.
• 1:40:26
  It was the Thanksgiving dinner. That never happened.
• 1:40:28
  It was the, it was the awkward Thanksgiving dinner that It was.
• 1:40:34
  All right well Sammy I really don't want to make this drag out
• 1:40:37
  to awkwardly long. I don't have anything else
• 1:40:41
  personally to say unless something else interesting comes
• 1:40:45
  up in the next couple of moments.
• 1:40:48
  All I was gonna I mean I was going to ask a few more things.
• 1:40:52
  Yeah, go ahead. What do you think about Funko
• 1:40:55
  Pops? Obviously that, that was all
• 1:40:58
  right eye. So I'm sitting here, I was gonna
• 1:41:02
  crack up, I can hear her laughing here.
• 1:41:04
  Cracking up hooking, I fucking hate Funko, Pops.
• 1:41:08
  Okay, let's be clear. I know is, I don't even know if
• 1:41:12
  they're they're still in the shot.
• 1:41:13
  There was the one. So there was a had one and I
• 1:41:16
  think a shot of one of the videos I did which was a red
• 1:41:18
  hood versus Deathstroke. And I open that one up because
• 1:41:22
  face boyfriend gave it Me for like Christmas or my birthday?
• 1:41:27
  One of the two, a like? Oh, this is nice because he put
• 1:41:30
  some thought into it. He didn't know, right?
• 1:41:33
  He didn't know. I fucking hate Funko Pops.
• 1:41:35
  Oh no. Because I just fucking hate him,
• 1:41:38
  but as a result of me hating them, I get so fucking many of
• 1:41:43
  them, from mrs. Vickers.
• 1:41:46
  And from my fucking kids, because I hate them.
• 1:41:50
  Like they give these things to me, just to see the look on my
• 1:41:53
  face as I go. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:41:56
  That is true. Love not triggers.
• 1:41:58
  That is stacked up over here that are still in the box.
• 1:42:04
  They try to like well we should at least get one like from
• 1:42:07
  something like so like there's a couple Rick and more and some of
• 1:42:10
  them are clever. Like there's a Rick and Morty
• 1:42:13
  Kirkland meeseeks. Which I thought was, which I
• 1:42:16
  read me says literally just watching that episode before we
• 1:42:20
  start My wife was very specific with out and some other
• 1:42:26
  activities, but then some of the other ones are just what the
• 1:42:29
  fuck do you want, guys, know. It's every every Christmas it's
• 1:42:33
  like where the fuck am I gonna put all these fucking fuck.
• 1:42:36
  Oh, pops, you guys look alike, but it's okay because it's good
• 1:42:40
  for a laugh. All of them laugh and I go
• 1:42:43
  another fucking Funko Pop. I got it messenger.
• 1:42:45
  Baker's, you know what you should do?
• 1:42:47
  You should you should try your the Funko Pops.
• 1:42:51
  Not the family shit. No, no.
• 1:42:54
  I assume now, I can't help but think that I am the most
• 1:43:00
  dangerous to remove some people's lives.
• 1:43:02
  You should remove all of those books behind above and behind
• 1:43:07
  your left shoulder and make all those Funko Pops in the gayest.
• 1:43:12
  Yeah, you're lucky. You guys don't even know.
• 1:43:16
  I'm already. I'm all.
• 1:43:17
  Like I already got shit like that in the plans, you know?
• 1:43:19
  I loves disturbs in the office who overanalyze everything I
• 1:43:23
  have so much fucking shit, stupid toys and stuff.
• 1:43:27
  Every I'm gonna just change like one or two things up just to
• 1:43:30
  keep the weirdos, like what's he fucking change?
• 1:43:33
  Oh, he knew. We'd what is it?
• 1:43:35
  I know I know there's already talk when there's already going
• 1:43:39
  to be one who's like, oh, he read, we didn't like that Funko
• 1:43:41
  Pop. So he moved.
• 1:43:43
  I don't give a shit. I just did it to fuck with you.
• 1:43:46
  So now I've set it on record. Third, keep doing the Easter egg
• 1:43:50
  hunt because it pleases me now. Let's see if they I know it's
• 1:43:53
  funny. We knit is very few people.
• 1:43:55
  Unfortunately not enough people watch Sammy streams.
• 1:43:59
  So this little gem will be hidden that and I hope it is but
• 1:44:06
  even if it's not, it isn't matter.
• 1:44:07
  It doesn't matter. I've got hold on one second
• 1:44:10
  because the wife. What Seven-year-old son.
• 1:44:14
  You just haven't seen her Zoom meetings for school.
• 1:44:18
  Oh shit. Oh no.
• 1:44:24
  In the bag. Star Wars Millennium Falcon?
• 1:44:30
  No, I was legit. No, hold on.
• 1:44:32
  I was legit. Just suggesting that you put
• 1:44:34
  your Funko pops and soupy homosexually suggestive
• 1:44:38
  position. Whoa.
• 1:44:42
  Had me they'd probably have heard.
• 1:44:47
  I don't, I don't think I have any female character was.
• 1:44:50
  It doesn't. Now I gotta wonder if I can.
• 1:45:02
  I'm just anyway. But that that's just the kind of
• 1:45:05
  stuff that I like to do so because I liked it not like you
• 1:45:08
  can like to see if I can control a narrative, right?
• 1:45:11
  And then like, Like ldm gator, my wife or something.
• 1:45:14
  So there's a record of it for the one day that I don't care to
• 1:45:17
  ever do it. Just like I say, see they said
• 1:45:19
  exactly what I said. They said I meant dude.
• 1:45:24
  You're living the dream right now.
• 1:45:25
  Predictability is fun. It's fun to have hobbies, it's
• 1:45:28
  fun. Yeah, well look it's fun to you
• 1:45:32
  know, put the pedal to the floor on things that engage you which
• 1:45:36
  is what you're doing. You know what I mean?
• 1:45:38
  You're like, fuck it. You you all want to fuck him?
• 1:45:42
  Look. Here we go.
• 1:45:43
  You can slam now. It's pretty much.
• 1:45:45
  It's pretty much what I've said from day one because I knew you
• 1:45:48
  don't think that I knew that. As soon as I said Ahmad to a
• 1:45:51
  stream after, I talked to Gator, that I wouldn't have seen all of
• 1:45:54
  the I told you, he was a cow Chase, an attention whore, a
• 1:46:00
  fucking course. I knew people are going to say
• 1:46:02
  that, but I don't care. Well, if it's fun, if it's not
• 1:46:06
  fun, I'm not gonna do it right. But so far.
• 1:46:09
  It's not a fun. So yeah, why wouldn't I look?
• 1:46:12
  This has been one of the most fun.
• 1:46:15
  No, it's not because they've been way more drunk than this.
• 1:46:17
  And I've had I'm saying streams before, but this is one of the
• 1:46:20
  most fun, relatively sober streams.
• 1:46:22
  I think I've had on same stream and I've been his co-hosts for
• 1:46:25
  almost two. Goddamn degree ears, go.
• 1:46:28
  Rick three years almost but yeah, or I mean close well, I
• 1:46:35
  mean, no, he's an hour time in Indiana.
• 1:46:39
  Oh yeah. That's that's the other thing.
• 1:46:41
  I'm I'm For all these where a lot of these crazy streamer.
• 1:46:45
  People resent me does, have my personal phone number, though.
• 1:46:49
  He can call me whenever he wants and he has and we've, we've
• 1:46:53
  spent. Yeah, he's my friend.
• 1:46:55
  Yeah, I'd fucking I drop kick him in the face.
• 1:46:59
  Just to steal that wheelchair from him.
• 1:47:01
  If I ever met him in person, you, I don't, I don't think
• 1:47:05
  you'd get, you'd get very far before, I wouldn't look.
• 1:47:09
  I know the modifications on that thing.
• 1:47:10
  I've studied it for decades. AIDS.
• 1:47:12
  That's how I met you Sam before the for the self-destruct
• 1:47:17
  feature. No, no, no, you've got look, you
• 1:47:21
  can pretend you got self-destruction that bitch,
• 1:47:24
  there's no self-destruct. You've got arms that reach 15
• 1:47:26
  feet on where your feet go and I know you'll grab me like a
• 1:47:30
  little crab. Well, that's that's that's true.
• 1:47:39
  Well, look, I know it's true. That's why I said it's in.
• 1:47:42
  All right. That's why I don't come anywhere
• 1:47:44
  near you. I'm halfway across the country
• 1:47:49
  on the other half across. Well, you know what?
• 1:47:57
  That, that might actually be the reason why Ralph blocked me
• 1:48:01
  because he thinks that all safe, bromide, 10, Called it look, I
• 1:48:06
  called him a fat faggot like two years ago and he blocked me
• 1:48:09
  immediately. And you've been following me
• 1:48:11
  ever since then. So I well, it doesn't know my
• 1:48:14
  base Tops account, and he is risen.
• 1:48:18
  He is not blocked that one though.
• 1:48:20
  Well, I mean, I did, I did donate to to his baby mama, so,
• 1:48:27
  he did well good that now, one of one of them multiple people
• 1:48:31
  to given more money then then the father of the child, That's
• 1:48:35
  right. And by the way listeners, please
• 1:48:39
  donate to Sam because I can't keep funding.
• 1:48:43
  This kid. I cannot afford all the
• 1:48:45
  hydraulic oil and other things that required for this chair.
• 1:48:51
  So please Pay Pal. That me /the with Field Report.
• 1:48:57
  I think. Yep, it streamlines.com 4/4 as
• 1:49:02
  well. Damn, dude, I've got that shit
• 1:49:06
  memorized. Yeah, yeah, you've you've only
• 1:49:10
  been here. What three weeks you will?
• 1:49:13
  You've been here ever since I've gotten PayPal though?
• 1:49:16
  So, hold on. We're not gonna talk about that.
• 1:49:18
  Look, if you want Sammy's chair to have hydraulic fuel for the
• 1:49:22
  trip, across the country, to steal my soul.
• 1:49:26
  Please. What would, what would?
• 1:49:30
  What you mean? Plot twist?
• 1:49:32
  I already have your soul. Bam.
• 1:49:39
  Yeah. And where you got word?
• 1:49:41
  He keep it. Which book behind you.
• 1:49:43
  Is it is it kept the middle. It's the middle plate.
• 1:49:45
  Above the door. I recognize those.
• 1:49:47
  Do you recognize the sculptures knew exactly where that was
• 1:49:50
  going. Thank you sir.
• 1:49:51
  That's where I would have hit it.
• 1:49:52
  So yeah the middle point above the door Sam's doing fine.
• 1:49:56
  Yeah obviously dark. Yeah but like where it counts?
• 1:50:05
  These guys. What are we doing, man?
• 1:50:08
  I well, I was also going to just ask so ripe, right as we were
• 1:50:16
  getting ready to arrange the stream, world war, three almost
• 1:50:21
  broke out mr. Baker's so I wasn't sure.
• 1:50:25
  Oh yeah, if the stream was even even going to happen before
• 1:50:28
  World War 3 broke out. So what do you mean?
• 1:50:31
  Oh, she's over there nodding right Miss.
• 1:50:33
  I've stuff in Spicy chicken sandwich is on my face on the
• 1:50:36
  way home. And not listen to the radio.
• 1:50:37
  I could have missed it. Well, welcome everybody.
• 1:50:41
  Well well you know what do you think?
• 1:50:46
  Mr. Vickers. Oh, Ukraine support Russia.
• 1:50:50
  They fuck both of them as you know, I don't take a strong
• 1:50:56
  stance on either. Here's what I don't like Putin.
• 1:51:00
  I think a lot of people are Maybe Maybe excusing Putin
• 1:51:05
  because they don't like the fact that like now Pelosi and those
• 1:51:09
  fucking idiots or jumping on the bad way. - I don't like, I don't
• 1:51:13
  like seeing innocent people bombed.
• 1:51:17
  I don't think all of the shit that's coming out of there is
• 1:51:20
  propaganda, but I know some of it is.
• 1:51:24
  I know that I know that nobody's marching into Russia.
• 1:51:28
  I know they're Russian children are going to suffer from
• 1:51:31
  sanctions, but nobody's marching in there.
• 1:51:34
  So Marsh somewhere else, but I think You want it here.
• 1:51:40
  You know what you want to hear my most fucked-up?
• 1:51:42
  Take on Russia Ukraine. Sure.
• 1:51:43
  Sure what's happened for it's good for my business.
• 1:51:47
  That's that's the most fucked-up take on the Russia Ukraine
• 1:51:50
  situation. I can go World War 3 makes me a
• 1:51:53
  lot of money. Yeah I'm not conflicted.
• 1:51:56
  I would rather not have World War 3.
• 1:51:58
  I'd rather not have World War 3 but economic disasters.
• 1:52:04
  My business does Goodwin other businesses but no no disaster,
• 1:52:08
  go. Yeah, and I don't want it to
• 1:52:10
  happen. I just wanted to give you a
• 1:52:11
  fucked-up take because no, that's good.
• 1:52:14
  That's and it's honest, honest honest, but no, that's that's
• 1:52:17
  legit. I like that.
• 1:52:19
  That's very good. Yeah no I did that shit's gonna
• 1:52:23
  get clipped it. People are going to say some bad
• 1:52:25
  shit about me. Oh boy.
• 1:52:28
  I believe you believe me my, my most controversial take believe
• 1:52:33
  it or not, believe it, or not, was that was a few years ago.
• 1:52:37
  This was even before Apex Joy. Joined was a boy that Louis c.k.
• 1:52:44
  did nothing wrong? No, that's look we're talking
• 1:52:47
  about on Sammy. I still got flat.
• 1:52:51
  I still get Flack for it though without he he's most certainly
• 1:52:56
  did something wrong. But I think we were talking
• 1:53:01
  about Russia and Ukraine. Yeah.
• 1:53:08
  It's all right. Louie.
• 1:53:09
  C.k. calling dick. Russia or Ukraine?
• 1:53:11
  Yeah, we seek a called is my pussy.
• 1:53:15
  Ukraine. Did Ukraine over here bitch I'm
• 1:53:20
  about to Ruston, all your face, you got the ball and ran with
• 1:53:27
  it, I'm sorry. It a bit Monster.
• 1:53:32
  Not well, I lost. I lost the joke there.
• 1:53:39
  Yeah, you did. I'm sorry.
• 1:53:40
  I fucking just put my peel right into it.
• 1:53:44
  I'm sorry about that. No, I know.
• 1:53:46
  I was going to make a monster joke and then I lost it.
• 1:53:51
  Look Sammy. I'm sorry, but you're crippled
• 1:53:54
  and I'm able-bodied and I cannot help.
• 1:53:56
  But, but talk down to you, I'm fat.
• 1:53:59
  Sewing mix between the two. Yes.
• 1:54:01
  And it's a perfect combination. I every time I see a fucking
• 1:54:04
  cake, I'm crippled and I got and I tend to put I tend to put my
• 1:54:11
  foot into the wheelchair of the crippled.
• 1:54:13
  That's you know, obsessing over the cake.
• 1:54:15
  The fat kid, hold on, that's for I'm skinny.
• 1:54:22
  All right in between see that's the thing.
• 1:54:23
  I'm the perfect mix. I kind of I kind of
• 1:54:26
  intentionally put all your stuff in here because no, I'm pinned I
• 1:54:30
  wasn't dealing with my fat ass in a chair so I don't have to
• 1:54:32
  get up. It's not at all the same but
• 1:54:35
  it's a fine blend of the two now seeing because if you were in a
• 1:54:39
  wheelchair and you just feels they're just really small when I
• 1:54:42
  gotta scoot around with my feet computer chair.
• 1:54:45
  Yeah. Well, I If you like I do like
• 1:54:50
  the fact that your chairs not one of these gas race car shares
• 1:54:55
  that almond streamers. He doesn't even know.
• 1:54:59
  I set up a little tiny, baby locking steering wheel right
• 1:55:04
  here. And I did you really?
• 1:55:06
  Yeah, I scoot around the house and I go vroom vroom.
• 1:55:08
  Look at me. Go because I'm a fucking retard.
• 1:55:10
  Haven't you read? He says I acknowledge like to
• 1:55:15
  see like that one for some reason.
• 1:55:20
  Clap loud. Racist piece of shit.
• 1:55:51
  All right, I just laugh at people and crippled people and
• 1:55:54
  black people and Indigenous people white people too.
• 1:55:59
  I'm not, you know, I'm not that excited.
• 1:56:02
  It's funny why we're on fat, I'll never understand like, the
• 1:56:07
  modern, modern adult male. Who gets butthurt about fat
• 1:56:13
  jokes? I'll never get it.
• 1:56:15
  I've never made them again. Not never.
• 1:56:17
  I made quite a few against certain In people during certain
• 1:56:20
  times. But to the prime victim of, I
• 1:56:25
  love a good fat job fucking long.
• 1:56:27
  Yeah, Chuck. And I've been blessed to have
• 1:56:31
  been overweight in fat for good portion of my adult life, if not
• 1:56:36
  all of it, a fucking. And still tell you honest, all
• 1:56:39
  of it is so the self-deprecating fat jokes are the best ones and
• 1:56:43
  they're the best ones to break the ice.
• 1:56:45
  And so, I just stole your fat when you're fucking fat.
• 1:56:49
  So why I never I'll never understand anyway.
• 1:56:52
  That was that was just a little funny.
• 1:56:54
  Side note a big girl never, I'll never get about with the people
• 1:56:58
  that I reading out there like these kill Vickers.
• 1:57:00
  He's back because he's fucking Toby's.
• 1:57:02
  That'll piss him off. Yeah, no.
• 1:57:04
  Yeah, no. Just just be the only thing.
• 1:57:07
  That'll piss me off, if it's not clever.
• 1:57:09
  If it's a clever fat joke, you're my new best fucking
• 1:57:11
  friend. I love, I just give me something
• 1:57:14
  to work with. I feel I feel the same way about
• 1:57:18
  krippw krippw. Looks honestly like if I were
• 1:57:22
  friends, if they're funny out if they're funny, I laugh.
• 1:57:25
  But if they're, if they do is just like, what else, what else
• 1:57:29
  you got? Cuz yeah, you're wasting my time
• 1:57:32
  if there was some. But there's no redeeming quality
• 1:57:38
  and if it's not funny. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:57:41
  What is just supposed to be funny?
• 1:57:47
  That's like the whole point, right?
• 1:57:48
  Yeah, it did. In the dictionary.
• 1:57:50
  Yeah. And some of them and some of
• 1:57:52
  them aren't even jokes like like this dami, your fucking
• 1:57:57
  crippled. Ha ha.
• 1:57:59
  Yeah, right? Yeah, it seems to me like a link
• 1:58:03
  to a video where he's at in their target, crypto.
• 1:58:06
  My heart. Yeah, that's good job.
• 1:58:19
  This this kid this kid reminds me of Walter jr.
• 1:58:24
  Oh wow. What a, you know what it is.
• 1:58:26
  Oh, what is dated? What a dated reference?
• 1:58:30
  Yeah. And you know what's funny is the
• 1:58:32
  clip that Mauritius playing that you're referring to, I was
• 1:58:36
  talking all of the shit and then he was just like, yeah, fucking
• 1:58:41
  retard. I was the one that's been like,
• 1:58:44
  nurses to fucking idiot. He sucks.
• 1:58:47
  And he lies and blah, blah, blah.
• 1:58:48
  All this other shit. It and saying he'd pull out the
• 1:58:51
  clips of Sam being like, yeah. Merce fucking sucks, man.
• 1:58:57
  You know, be like Sammy. You're fucking your wall,
• 1:59:01
  Junior. You faggot, fuck you.
• 1:59:03
  How many viewers do you have? Hold on.
• 1:59:06
  How many viewers do you have? That's my favorite part, too.
• 1:59:13
  In this quarter is that so like Step 1.
• 1:59:19
  I hope anybody who has watched me for more than five minutes.
• 1:59:22
  Talk about anything ever understands that I don't fucking
• 1:59:25
  take myself, seriously at all, and that any of these fucking
• 1:59:29
  people do that. They that they all my God, the
• 1:59:33
  stuff that worst. He's been covering working.
• 1:59:35
  People have been covering on beards and I'm like, where is
• 1:59:38
  this fucking guy been all my life this that that how do these
• 1:59:43
  people exist that get so self-obsessed, you know, be
• 1:59:48
  person in other people II couldn't name who they get so
• 1:59:51
  obsessed with how fucking awesome they are when they It's
• 1:59:55
  got to be it like a mental disorder, right?
• 1:59:58
  Like they don't like any normal person.
• 2:00:00
  Any normal person would walk out like who the what the fuck?
• 2:00:04
  Nobody knows who you are. Nobody element like nose for
• 2:00:07
  you. Why does that make a person
• 2:00:10
  anyway, who goes out and buys about people know who I am
• 2:00:13
  fucking congratulations. Everybody knows who Jeffrey
• 2:00:15
  Dahmer is to what's the fucking? What's the fucking reward?
• 2:00:19
  You dumbass you want to fucking ribbon?
• 2:00:21
  Because people know you, Wisconsin Legend, bro.
• 2:00:24
  Bro, it's a mentality. I don't get well.
• 2:00:32
  And that is that is what the guy wanted to kind of bring up to is
• 2:00:37
  white like one of the reasons why I like you and why?
• 2:00:40
  I like the concept of your show is I'm like wow, you're here.
• 2:00:47
  This is, this is the first guy, by the way.
• 2:00:49
  I think you kill. I think you killed a fax from
• 2:00:52
  laughter. I'm sorry.
• 2:00:55
  No, I appreciate. I have not I have not heard him
• 2:01:00
  laugh. This hard to go?
• 2:01:01
  Throw up real quick over here, baby.
• 2:01:07
  Like I say, girl, you're, you're like one of the only streamers,
• 2:01:11
  I know that doesn't have like a huge ego but like, I'm, I'm
• 2:01:16
  sewing. So it's row weird too.
• 2:01:19
  Because anyone that knows me knows, I started kind of doing
• 2:01:23
  what a CO commentary before I got dragged into this strictly,
• 2:01:28
  so it's really weird for me. It's you because like Ethan
• 2:01:33
  Ralph and baked Alaska and Nick Wonders and all these people
• 2:01:37
  have tried to warp at doing politics at one point or another
• 2:01:41
  and it's think building block of fucking gaming.
• 2:01:47
  Yeah. And that's a fucking happen
• 2:01:51
  anyway, sorry. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:01:53
  And I just, I don't, I don't get, I think the last I heard of
• 2:01:57
  from Nick one does, he's like, he was he like called himself
• 2:02:00
  like like a god or something and he claims he like, you know mr.
• 2:02:04
  Pious Catholic guy Fire something like that.
• 2:02:07
  I don't. Yeah, that whole that whole a
• 2:02:12
  movie it did that whole fucking situation is it least from what
• 2:02:18
  I've seen of it is. So fucking bizarre.
• 2:02:21
  II need a tweet yesterday, especially if you if you if you
• 2:02:26
  watched the afpak three conference, the movement should
• 2:02:30
  be called me first because not one of them understood or had
• 2:02:34
  any continuity. In the positions of the other,
• 2:02:37
  they all went up there in. Like I'm gonna say normal, my
• 2:02:41
  generic normal talking points, and then all the retards are
• 2:02:44
  like, yeah, generic normal, talking points, whoo.
• 2:02:48
  And then his switch to the next person like different.
• 2:02:50
  Generic, her talking points, and fuck, whatever that person said
• 2:02:54
  there is like, yeah, whatever that person said.
• 2:02:58
  Well yeah, it was like a stew. And councilman it was like a
• 2:03:06
  fucking fake you in that they put together in a middle school.
• 2:03:10
  Rarely like getting butthurt about not knowing what the other
• 2:03:13
  person has died. And then at the end of it,
• 2:03:15
  that's to guy, which was my absolute fucking favorite.
• 2:03:18
  When they started covering his shit in the bag of the rapper.
• 2:03:22
  Who's saying fauci needs to, hang Jesus Christ.
• 2:03:24
  Where did this guy come from shitting on Marjorie?
• 2:03:27
  Taylor green, which is fine except for she was the fucking
• 2:03:30
  first speaker and I don't even think he knew and then and then
• 2:03:34
  fucking beer. It influences our Target about
• 2:03:37
  this on History layered Fuentes like yeah had to let him go
• 2:03:40
  because went to steal some fucking jazz hands, right?
• 2:03:43
  I had to get him out of here. I mean I didn't read his speech.
• 2:03:50
  Yeah. What what you didn't read his
• 2:03:53
  speech that was talking about hanging fuckers and shitting on
• 2:03:56
  the other speakers. Just like, come on in.
• 2:03:59
  Who are you? Your name is Stu.
• 2:04:00
  He'd be a guest speaker because you're clearly fucking normal.
• 2:04:05
  god dammit, that was I can't, I can't make heads nor tails of
• 2:04:10
  this America for ya, fag shit. Because it's just, it's like it
• 2:04:14
  was written by a fucking comedian to try and trick stupid
• 2:04:18
  people into thinking that they're part of something big.
• 2:04:21
  And it's like, no, you just weird mud where the were the
• 2:04:25
  real Maga movement. Now, you know, young, you know,
• 2:04:31
  young kiddo, who fucking brags about being in and sell, by the
• 2:04:35
  way? Or really any type of cell,
• 2:04:42
  right? I don't get it.
• 2:04:43
  Like we're gonna go and how are you going to make more cultures
• 2:04:48
  with? No babies.
• 2:04:49
  You fucking idiots? I don't understand it.
• 2:04:52
  I'm sorry Trad. That's the opposite of trajan.
• 2:04:55
  Almond tried is go get married. Make babies.
• 2:04:59
  Ah anyway, yeah, they sorry they may lose my fucking mind.
• 2:05:04
  No, no, no, no. This is The things that that you
• 2:05:09
  would, I hide the first Bond over was a how all these weirdo
• 2:05:13
  internet people just got into politics in the first, in the
• 2:05:19
  first place. It's honest.
• 2:05:20
  It's honestly amazing because and this is kind right, feel
• 2:05:27
  old, because now, with now there's a whole generation of
• 2:05:31
  people that doesn't know who Andrew Breitbart even was.
• 2:05:36
  And right here, he wasn't even that long.
• 2:05:39
  He wasn't even that long ago, right?
• 2:05:41
  Well, you know, it seems to me, that seems 10 10 years, I mean,
• 2:05:46
  yeah. Oh yeah, okay, so, yeah.
• 2:05:50
  I know, it wasn't it. I mean, you know, blink of an
• 2:05:52
  eye for this fucking Boomer, so, but, yeah.
• 2:05:57
  Now it's weird. It's just the whole thing.
• 2:05:59
  The whole thing is weird and like, the whole Target, the
• 2:06:01
  whole target market like, for their initiations.
• 2:06:04
  And like, hey, let's get these Teenage boys who like hit girls
• 2:06:11
  because they don't understand that there's a problem.
• 2:06:14
  Yeah, I'll die. I'll never understand it.
• 2:06:16
  And anyway it's just weird but there's it.
• 2:06:20
  No, yeah. There's there's there's so much
• 2:06:23
  if it worked. So fucking hilarious on so many
• 2:06:26
  levels. It would be scary as fuck,
• 2:06:28
  right? I mean.
• 2:06:31
  Yeah. Care of if it were an actual
• 2:06:33
  like bigger movement, that had any power control at all over
• 2:06:36
  anything but they Never will because they can't even like
• 2:06:39
  understand what they want. Well, it would be terrifying,
• 2:06:43
  well, what's hilarious to me is it is it's not a big movement at
• 2:06:47
  all right? But then but then you have, but
• 2:06:50
  then you have fucking CNN and all those weirdos that make it
• 2:06:55
  into it to write well, and it makes they follow that shit
• 2:06:59
  around and they call it conservative and it makes people
• 2:07:01
  like me. Yeah, you know, I would other
• 2:07:05
  than other than my liberal use of Expletives, which usually for
• 2:07:11
  comedy, I was raised by a construction worker what you do,
• 2:07:13
  some of it, just settles in as part of your repertoire, but
• 2:07:17
  other than my liberal use of expletives, I'm not going to go
• 2:07:21
  over my list to give it. I mean, I've never been in any
• 2:07:23
  trouble. I was a fucking virgin till I
• 2:07:25
  was married and I got married at 21.
• 2:07:27
  So it wasn't that hard to hold out or that much work, as Somas.
• 2:07:31
  So is my wife, she's gonna be quick to point that one out.
• 2:07:34
  So we did like everything how we were supposed to do it.
• 2:07:37
  It and pretty much everything worked out because we did except
• 2:07:43
  for Faith for a very small section of her life.
• 2:07:47
  Hopefully, but like, you know, she's doing fine now but
• 2:07:52
  everything's worked out really well for us.
• 2:07:54
  And because we've been the traditional conservatives and
• 2:07:59
  because we've gone along with kind of that way of doing things
• 2:08:02
  and then you got these guys who are saying I'm a traditional
• 2:08:06
  conservative In Christ is King. Hey, smash your pass.
• 2:08:10
  I'll get bitches pregnant when they walk by me.
• 2:08:13
  I mean, I apparently due to I don't know where three of those
• 2:08:16
  people. They all look the fucking same.
• 2:08:17
  Those. So I assume they're mine.
• 2:08:19
  Haha. Just kidding.
• 2:08:20
  Yeah. She's but like I can't and
• 2:08:27
  that's what there's no exposure for these people to normal
• 2:08:31
  traditional conservatives. Because I think that like normal
• 2:08:34
  traditional conservatives would stand up and fucking skank.
• 2:08:37
  These little kids for being naughty because they're Joe
• 2:08:40
  fucking retarded. Oh yeah, totally.
• 2:08:42
  Well, the other thing too was so I think I I think I told him a
• 2:08:47
  lot of the audience knows I've been doing this shit since I was
• 2:08:51
  14 during he doing podcasting and and yeah I admit if you go
• 2:08:56
  back to like some of my, you know, old episodes I probably
• 2:09:00
  said, one or two things that was You know cringey but never on
• 2:09:06
  the level of you know the 6 million but you still get a pass
• 2:09:11
  because you were 13 14, right? I mean that's right.
• 2:09:14
  What 13 14 year-old doesn't say cringe shit.
• 2:09:20
  Yeah. Arches was a recording and I was
• 2:09:21
  busy. Pretty mind just wasn't
• 2:09:23
  recorded. That's the only difference.
• 2:09:24
  I was literally just group he did.
• 2:09:27
  I'm listening back to about 20-30 seconds ago and I was like
• 2:09:31
  rushing back to my microphone to be like Sammy you were Fucking
• 2:09:34
  child. Yeah, of course you had bad
• 2:09:39
  takes dude you know, or not perfect takes or whatever, but
• 2:09:44
  then to, but then to jump. But then to double down on those
• 2:09:47
  like even now was just, which is what a lot of them do is is what
• 2:09:54
  so cringy, what if? Yeah, the thing that interests
• 2:09:59
  me the most and I find it there's a lot of things I just
• 2:10:02
  find fascinating about this whole Corner because Because
• 2:10:04
  what people like for one, your family's gonna get hurt, right,
• 2:10:10
  how how nobody's explained it to me?
• 2:10:13
  They just give these veiled threats of your family's gonna
• 2:10:15
  get hurt. Do you know why?
• 2:10:16
  Because people are gonna make fun of them, are you fucking
• 2:10:19
  kidding me? Is that what counts is that?
• 2:10:21
  What counts is like actual doing harm?
• 2:10:24
  These days is throwing some shade, because I'll never
• 2:10:26
  understand, that's one to the How like to take it, you take a
• 2:10:35
  position on something. And then your blatantly
• 2:10:38
  hypocritical about it, right? Christ is King.
• 2:10:43
  Baby, baby. Not married.
• 2:10:45
  Not married, bam. That's like, first of all,
• 2:10:48
  that's blatant hypocrisy. Let's get our threesome on is
• 2:10:52
  another blatant hypocrisy. Now whatever, right?
• 2:10:54
  We already had this discussion of do whatever you're going to
• 2:10:57
  do. You know, that's not illegal.
• 2:10:59
  I don't claim the one in but they don't go be like a, by the
• 2:11:02
  way. I know that we couldn't get that
• 2:11:05
  threesome working, and I know that I be smashing bitches left
• 2:11:08
  and right and right. Price, just can't Christ is King
• 2:11:13
  Christ. What the fuck?
• 2:11:15
  Yeah, I know. Where did that?
• 2:11:17
  But it's like I know me, neither.
• 2:11:36
  Which a lot of these people do with these streams and it's in
• 2:11:39
  blatant, contradiction blatant. Not even like people have to go
• 2:11:43
  looking for the facts. It's blatant.
• 2:11:44
  Contradiction to what you said over here.
• 2:11:47
  How is this even possible? How do you go and Fuentes?
• 2:11:51
  The first time I saw Fuentes was I think actually some of Ralph's
• 2:11:57
  livestream coverage when I was trying to keep track of some
• 2:12:00
  fucking shit and Like up on a car with a bullhorn and it was
• 2:12:05
  exactly that it was generic, comment that I know people are
• 2:12:10
  going to go for well, you know, you can't beat God because he's
• 2:12:15
  on our side. Ooh, yeah, go fucking crazy.
• 2:12:19
  It's like is that all it takes is just throw them.
• 2:12:22
  I like the fucking ear of corn that you want that they want to
• 2:12:25
  hear and then they fucking just cheer your name because that
• 2:12:29
  seems fucking easy. Hold on, man.
• 2:12:31
  Keep me that. I've never tried to recruit a V
• 2:12:33
  MK Ultra. They figure that shit out a long
• 2:12:36
  time ago, fear, and I'm gonna go down the conspiracy pipe for a
• 2:12:44
  second here. But only do I think we're
• 2:12:47
  stepping on, Occam's razor, bring it to me.
• 2:12:49
  I think Fuentes is very much a fed or somehow.
• 2:12:56
  If I don't even know that that term applies anymore because I
• 2:13:00
  don't think he's like, I hear fed a lot and if you Could
• 2:13:03
  clarify it for me dis fed mean retarded, if it does for an
• 2:13:08
  agreement, right? If it does we're both on the
• 2:13:10
  same page. I just want to make sure that I
• 2:13:12
  understand these new internet. Yes it does.
• 2:13:14
  It means shit. Okay.
• 2:13:15
  Okay. But tarded.
• 2:13:20
  Yes no I mean ultimately what is he how old is that kid?
• 2:13:26
  He's like 18 years old now, right 1920s?
• 2:13:30
  Yeah. 23. If I Holly Fuck really, 20 22
• 2:13:34
  23. I reaiize still still a fucking
• 2:13:38
  boy. I don't.
• 2:13:40
  But Federal, I don't think he's like a federal agent, but I
• 2:13:43
  absolutely think that he's been given passes for various thing.
• 2:13:48
  He's been banned off with all sorts of things publicly.
• 2:13:51
  Mmm. But I just don't he's I don't
• 2:13:56
  know what that's about him. Other than every time I hear
• 2:13:59
  him, I think it's a fucking joke.
• 2:14:00
  I hizmet, right? His messages to Fuckin stupid.
• 2:14:04
  It's too stupid. As to is dumb.
• 2:14:07
  Yeah, it's pointed. Yeah, it's to disjointed.
• 2:14:10
  He's definitely he's one of those.
• 2:14:15
  Everybody's met the tie up, right?
• 2:14:16
  Like, I'm different And that's what makes you think, that's
• 2:14:22
  what makes me better because everybody's fucking special
• 2:14:24
  right in the fact that I either like, dudes, nothing wrong with
• 2:14:29
  that or just want to pretend that I don't and say that the
• 2:14:35
  insult life is the way to be. And I mean, if you want to be,
• 2:14:38
  if you want to be, don't have sex before marriage.
• 2:14:40
  Fuck man, I'm all on board, right?
• 2:14:42
  That, that I did that and it worked out really well for me.
• 2:14:45
  But to be saying that and then like, but it means I'm special
• 2:14:48
  and I think above you all and I'm a Use and I'm the best
• 2:14:51
  person of my day, what which is, which is really kind of a.
• 2:14:56
  I mean, it's kind of a Chad fucking move using it with a
• 2:14:59
  bunch of idiots to be like, look, I never get laid because
• 2:15:01
  I'm that fucking awesome. I'm fucking I like that will.
• 2:15:06
  Look at I get no pussy, because I'm the fucking shit, bro.
• 2:15:09
  I'm here me to good. I'm too good for pussies.
• 2:15:17
  Yeah. I just don't get it.
• 2:15:23
  I don't get why I don't get wide one.
• 2:15:25
  I don't get my one person in the world is following that kind of
• 2:15:29
  nonsense. It's like, but you know why it
• 2:15:31
  is, you know what it is. It's because now every other
• 2:15:34
  fucking kid out there who feels like they're never gonna hold of
• 2:15:38
  fucking girl's hand or sniffer are whatever the fuck kids are
• 2:15:41
  doing these days. Can go, hey, I'm too good for
• 2:15:44
  pussy to and that should be the fucking Banner America First,
• 2:15:47
  we're too good for pussy. Exactly.
• 2:15:50
  Bro, let me make them. I have I have a limited number
• 2:15:55
  of living siblings. And one of which is an older
• 2:16:01
  sibling, the only older sibling I've ever had.
• 2:16:04
  He's an older brother kind of disconnected from me from a
• 2:16:08
  pretty early age. But recently, if I've were in
• 2:16:12
  close proximity and he's my brother.
• 2:16:14
  I mean, right? These, it half-brother.
• 2:16:16
  But, you know, still, I'm, you know, I still a brother.
• 2:16:20
  Yeah. So family, right.
• 2:16:22
  And recently, I'd say within the last year, He tried to
• 2:16:28
  explaining he tried to explain to me V --l and he used that
• 2:16:37
  term. I've told him that's called a
• 2:16:39
  priest that's called a faggot. That's called a homosexual just
• 2:16:45
  like the American first queers. That is a game ever know what I
• 2:16:49
  was explaining to Sam. I just wanted, I don't know.
• 2:16:51
  Maybe, maybe one of the last people in the fucking country.
• 2:16:54
  We've met a few who We my wife and I dated, for four years, we
• 2:16:58
  did not have sex before we were married right wedding night.
• 2:17:03
  Yeah, fucking went insane. But we didn't because we thought
• 2:17:08
  it was the the right and smart thing to do, and it's worked out
• 2:17:10
  for us really well. So, I guess from that
• 2:17:13
  terminology from that standpoint, to for that, for
• 2:17:17
  that for years, we were both Vol cells.
• 2:17:20
  But tip, I mean is it? Like at you say, you don't want
• 2:17:23
  to because that was never the case.
• 2:17:25
  No, no, no. Was act for either of us that
• 2:17:28
  was never the case. It was like one of the hardest
• 2:17:30
  things we've ha ha young is that one of the most difficult things
• 2:17:36
  I've ever had to do right and fine.
• 2:17:39
  So so but but unless it's used in that context to say that you
• 2:17:43
  know what, I just don't want to okay?
• 2:17:47
  But like with anybody ever right?
• 2:17:49
  Look, women are bad and they're going to lead me down a bad path
• 2:17:53
  and I'm better off without women the malls or two.
• 2:17:56
  Beast. Yet.
• 2:17:58
  Look, that is a cope. Mmm, that is a cope is already
• 2:18:04
  obvious ones into. Yeah, bullshit.
• 2:18:07
  You don't need pussy bullshit. You don't need a woman bullshit.
• 2:18:10
  You don't need somebody else in your life.
• 2:18:12
  Now, I'm not going to, I'm not going to discriminate against
• 2:18:14
  the homosexuals out there because I don't get it, but I
• 2:18:18
  guess I do like, you need another.
• 2:18:20
  You need other people in your life.
• 2:18:22
  People, I mean, the hierarchy of needs everybody.
• 2:18:25
  Nobody, I mean, we're all ultimately alone.
• 2:18:27
  If we want to get really dark about shit, but not everybody
• 2:18:30
  needs somebody else. And like, I get that but it's
• 2:18:35
  like, I need my wife more than just for pussy and making me a
• 2:18:38
  sandwich, right? I've nursed of all, if I told
• 2:18:41
  ya, if I told mrs. Vickers, make me a sandwich, she
• 2:18:45
  laughing. My fucking face, not that she's
• 2:18:48
  never made me a sandwich, right? I was just yours, but if I'm
• 2:18:51
  just a man, if I like that flown with.
• 2:18:52
  Yeah, all I want from, you is pussy sandwich and some
• 2:18:56
  delicious baked goods. And some babies.
• 2:18:59
  It's a fucking some babies tillage is to grow the white
• 2:19:03
  race which I've unintentionally done a great job of but I don't
• 2:19:07
  give a shit about that. I wanted to be good.
• 2:19:10
  Um yeah I wouldn't even be fucking married because she has
• 2:19:13
  a brain in her fucking head which is my favorite part about
• 2:19:19
  her. That's why, you know it's I
• 2:19:21
  don't want to do it. Voice off camera, I'm not gonna
• 2:19:23
  lie. Well yeah, I want to do the link
• 2:19:26
  the cliche Thing. But literally she's my best
• 2:19:29
  friend. Not the whole, my wives my best
• 2:19:32
  friend. No, no, it's not.
• 2:19:34
  Oh shit. All know that is, you American
• 2:19:35
  fucking dream. We do everything together
• 2:19:38
  because we enjoy each other's company.
• 2:19:40
  Most right, don't get me wrong. I dudes, were friends.
• 2:19:44
  I, you know, I'm fighting to hang out with them or anything
• 2:19:46
  else, but I don't think they would.
• 2:19:48
  Let me or I'd want to fuck them after we got home from seeing a
• 2:19:51
  movie. So that's definitely a benefit
• 2:19:53
  but she's intellectually my equal which Always helps and we
• 2:19:58
  like to theme it in the shit that we don't like together.
• 2:20:01
  We learn to like together. So but so we just doesn't just
• 2:20:05
  help us out Heritage. Yeah, we just miss not with this
• 2:20:08
  shit that's going on and we just can't stop laughing but not us.
• 2:20:12
  Seriously. Worried about the small section
• 2:20:14
  of our population. Yeah.
• 2:20:18
  What, what do you think of this? What do you think of just, Trump
• 2:20:22
  2024 and all of these? I mean do you think he's going
• 2:20:25
  to do you think he's going to run it?
• 2:20:27
  Again and then all these. I think he wants you to.
• 2:20:31
  I think he wants you to like I give my hot take on Trump.
• 2:20:34
  Here's my hot take on Trump which is not a hot.
• 2:20:36
  Take it all. Is I don't disagree.
• 2:20:39
  I can't think of a policy of Trumps that I disagree with but
• 2:20:44
  that guy had some fucking heat. If he could just lay off the
• 2:20:49
  look, here's the thing. I'm perfect at everything.
• 2:20:52
  I'm the best. There is everyt.
• 2:20:53
  Everything, if you could lay off that shit, he would it would
• 2:20:56
  have been I think a lot better for the conservative, but from a
• 2:21:01
  policy standpoint, I can't think of a single policy that I
• 2:21:04
  disagree with, because talking yourself up isn't really a
• 2:21:07
  policy issue arises. Just like I understand you know
• 2:21:12
  if it was meant as a joke, the whole time, she was like people
• 2:21:15
  like me with moving shit around on my desk of Trumps.
• 2:21:17
  Just like they fucking hate it when I talk about being perfect
• 2:21:20
  how great I am. So I'm just going to do that
• 2:21:22
  every fucking time because it blocks with them if that's why
• 2:21:24
  he did it fucking Kudos because That's perfect, right?
• 2:21:28
  I'd love that. But I mean, I think, I think
• 2:21:32
  he's gonna want to run in 2024. I don't know if he'll win, but
• 2:21:39
  yeah, he but but he's, I don't think he'll lose if if it's
• 2:21:44
  Biden. Trump, I don't think Trump loses
• 2:21:45
  again. No, no, no, no.
• 2:21:49
  No way. You can't mr.
• 2:21:54
  Vickers. Yes.
• 2:21:59
  Loosening your perspective a little bit, just broadening it a
• 2:22:03
  little. Can you perhaps understand?
• 2:22:08
  Ethan Ralph's internet Persona based on solely, based on what
• 2:22:13
  you just said as far as like thriving on people's the drama.
• 2:22:19
  You know, I could actually and it's funny because one of our
• 2:22:23
  first conversation by email, right was strictly like I was,
• 2:22:29
  you know, when I'm playing the good guy, you know, in the in
• 2:22:32
  the early days when I'm trying to like earn trust.
• 2:22:34
  So I can sure try to sneak my kid out of the fucking I'm sure
• 2:22:39
  foot in the door jamb. Yeah, I just kind of trying to
• 2:22:42
  learn. You learn a lot about people
• 2:22:44
  when you ask them about themselves and explain yourself
• 2:22:50
  and one of the big things was okay.
• 2:22:51
  Well, tell me about this guy. I'm now forced to fucking be
• 2:22:55
  bored to death by on the internet that I have to take 1/2
• 2:22:59
  of my headset off. Or I'll go deaf from the
• 2:23:02
  screaming and he explained it very much the same way.
• 2:23:04
  Oh, I would say that. My internet Persona is an
• 2:23:08
  Adoration of my real Persona. Well then he released revenge
• 2:23:11
  porn on my daughter, became a fucking criminal so that it
• 2:23:14
  really took. It took any possibility of a
• 2:23:16
  broad interpretation, all right, down to really basic any
• 2:23:21
  tolerance I had for the man or hope that there would be any any
• 2:23:27
  amount of reconciliation died on that day, especially when it was
• 2:23:33
  even fucking I wouldn't you know what, if he would have apologize
• 2:23:38
  to anybody for any of it at any time, there could have been
• 2:23:42
  groundwork to at least understand cease my bot law,
• 2:23:47
  other than never was, there's never been a biology and
• 2:23:49
  private. There's never been an apology in
• 2:23:51
  public because, you know, at first, he couldn't have been
• 2:23:54
  convicted. Now, just fucking apologize.
• 2:23:55
  For he won't, he won't. Um, but, but, like it's simple
• 2:24:00
  shit. That goes a long way when people
• 2:24:02
  have been wronged, and I'm never the person to say that there is
• 2:24:05
  no real. Damnation for somebody.
• 2:24:08
  Sure, but I mean, he's gonna, there's gonna have to be some
• 2:24:13
  haloed fucking creature coming out of the sky, with a sword and
• 2:24:16
  flaming Wings, to change my mind on that one.
• 2:24:19
  This look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 2:24:22
  I have I have no particular love or any real at all much less
• 2:24:30
  particular for Ethan Ralph. but when I look at the overall
• 2:24:36
  trajectory that he's taken over the years, I've seen him There
• 2:24:44
  is a tiny little part of me that feels bad for him.
• 2:24:49
  It's hard. Not to write own.
• 2:24:51
  I mean, he's so committed. He committed a long time ago and
• 2:24:57
  he's blind to all everything. You just said all the things you
• 2:25:02
  just described. They don't even register.
• 2:25:05
  No, because he's like this, he's this wrestling character.
• 2:25:08
  He thought, you know, he could be both, he could have been both
• 2:25:13
  easily. And happily and been rich, and
• 2:25:17
  had his kids in a relationship with his kids, grandparents,
• 2:25:22
  much less his kids Mother's. I have a bad look.
• 2:25:26
  I have a bad feeling that we're going to see history, repeated,
• 2:25:29
  and, oh pants. Who's going to end up at her
• 2:25:31
  dad's house and not Ethan's. Not going to be allowed there
• 2:25:37
  and another kid gone yet. And you know what?
• 2:25:40
  And that's here's here's the the long and short, Of that and I
• 2:25:44
  don't even have to cite a specific person or talk about a
• 2:25:47
  specific example, but I'm pretty good at analyzing when
• 2:25:55
  statistically speaking. A relationship isn't going to
• 2:25:58
  have two legs and like every single every single part of it
• 2:26:03
  is a red because say, everybody can say what they will about
• 2:26:08
  whether I'm a good dad, there's no way for me to prove like I'm
• 2:26:10
  a good dad until the next kid comes along and just doesn't
• 2:26:12
  turn out to be a fucking murderer or something.
• 2:26:14
  Like this doesn't happen to be able to use his proof, right?
• 2:26:16
  So it's like, I usually just go buy.
• 2:26:18
  The thing is, I don't have anything to prove to anybody.
• 2:26:20
  It doesn't matter. So, who cares?
• 2:26:24
  But but we can all say and mrs. Vickers can confirm audibly
• 2:26:29
  that? She's not like chain dings.
• 2:26:31
  Hey, there anything else, right? So we, we, we've had a healthy
• 2:26:36
  successful 23-year marriage. After four years of dating,
• 2:26:40
  we've been together, what always come at close to 30 years that
• 2:26:43
  we've been? Been in a committed successful
• 2:26:45
  relationship. So I do know a thing or two
• 2:26:47
  about that and one of the things we've watched from the outside,
• 2:26:51
  really, from the inside, looking out, from that successful
• 2:26:53
  relationship, is the kind of things that fucking destroy a
• 2:26:57
  relationship. And I mean, and we see we've
• 2:27:00
  seen stuff from you should that last a, couple months with faith
• 2:27:06
  and shit that last maybe nine years, but it's like doomed from
• 2:27:09
  the start and you just know that your there going to put
• 2:27:14
  Okey-dokey for the chat for the chat, okay?
• 2:27:20
  But that they're going to put all this time and do it with
• 2:27:23
  something that again if they're doing it wrong, it's just, it's
• 2:27:26
  gonna fucking fall apart. I'm not a relationship expert.
• 2:27:29
  I'm not a counselor not anything like that.
• 2:27:30
  I just, I'm a guy who uses fucking common sense and I mean,
• 2:27:35
  just examine what this person who we may or may not be talking
• 2:27:39
  about, its relationship is is built on and how it came to
• 2:27:43
  being what has started and the ideas of commitment and
• 2:27:46
  everything else like this. And you just, you ain't seen
• 2:27:49
  nothing yet. It's just a fuck.
• 2:27:53
  It's a trash fire waiting to happen unless everybody involved
• 2:27:57
  completely fucking changes overnight.
• 2:28:00
  It's just, it's doomed. It's fucking assumed.
• 2:28:03
  It's sad. It's sad for the, for the kid
• 2:28:05
  and for like everybody involved in shit.
• 2:28:07
  My wife is Raising her hand back and forth.
• 2:28:09
  Hang on. One second gentleman, there was
• 2:28:11
  one. Moment in time in the
• 2:28:14
  conversations I have with him where there was a glimpse of
• 2:28:19
  some self-reflection and it's stacked closed in a matter of
• 2:28:24
  hours. Well you guys catch that.
• 2:28:26
  Yeah. And if and if I may that was
• 2:28:31
  kind of the same that was I I noticed the same thing too when
• 2:28:35
  he was talking with you guys, keep talking mrs.
• 2:28:39
  Vicious is listening. I just got to take a quick.
• 2:28:41
  Big break but she can still hear.
• 2:28:43
  Everybody said okay? Yeah, I mean Tim is to your
• 2:28:46
  point. This is Vickers.
• 2:28:48
  That, that was the same thing. I kind of noticed watching The
• 2:28:52
  Met occur conversation. There was a, there was a brief
• 2:28:57
  moment where I met occur, you know, points out that Ralph is
• 2:29:02
  basically Addicted to, You Know, alcohol and pills.
• 2:29:05
  And Ralph says well, You know, I've been told that before and
• 2:29:11
  there may be some truth truth to that.
• 2:29:15
  And you know there there's a Moment of clarity and then, you
• 2:29:18
  know, again he's you know that Clarity disappears and he goes
• 2:29:24
  back to, you know, being a rage pick and mahara and a hollering.
• 2:29:29
  We we, you know dude. It's a It's an interesting
• 2:29:37
  Dynamic dude because it is literally kayfabe, it's fake.
• 2:29:42
  These people on the internet are pretending Tim pool, Ethan Ralph
• 2:29:47
  fucking Lawrence Southern. Dave, Rubin who we talked about
• 2:29:53
  earlier Owen Owen fucking Benjamin.
• 2:29:59
  There's the list is infinite. Maybe not infinite, but it's
• 2:30:04
  quite long. Yeah, it's you know, right?
• 2:30:06
  So these people, they're doing, they're playing a part and only
• 2:30:14
  some of them are actually playing a part or I'm sorry some
• 2:30:22
  of only, some of them aren't playing that part.
• 2:30:25
  And Ethan Ralph would be one of them because the evidence is
• 2:30:28
  ample, I will be right back guys.
• 2:30:33
  I'm sorry. Well, I mean I think I think
• 2:30:36
  also, I think what happens with a lot of these streamers too is
• 2:30:42
  they start off with good intentions, but then they
• 2:30:45
  become, they almost become their own.
• 2:30:51
  They become their carrot, they become their character.
• 2:30:54
  Yeah. They become, they become they
• 2:30:55
  become their character. And, you know, when I was, when
• 2:31:01
  I was younger, you know, a lot of my influences when I was
• 2:31:05
  younger was a lot of Rush Limbaugh's when I was younger, I
• 2:31:09
  kind of became. I tried to, you know, kind of
• 2:31:13
  personify rash. And then when I was Probably on
• 2:31:17
  17 or so. Like, one of my friends kinda
• 2:31:19
  took me aside and said, dude, you're not, you're not Rush
• 2:31:23
  Limbaugh, you know, wake up and fortunately, you know, I had
• 2:31:27
  someone who, you know, to kind of give me that and, you know,
• 2:31:30
  kind of didn't you didn't, you didn't immediately respond with,
• 2:31:32
  fuck you. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:31:36
  It was just like, yeah, some self-reflection good for you
• 2:31:39
  and, you know, just just be yourself.
• 2:31:42
  And so that's kind of how it how I've always been now.
• 2:31:45
  Of course. Obviously I'm not I'm not raking
• 2:31:48
  in. You know I'm not I'm not raking
• 2:31:50
  in 20,000 views off of e drama. All right ran it it's been a lot
• 2:31:55
  more a slow burn. But you know I have longevity
• 2:32:02
  which is something that a lot of these streamers you know don't
• 2:32:07
  have and that's one that's one other thing.
• 2:32:09
  I'm you know that I find a music is people like go what you know,
• 2:32:15
  what are you What is what is Faith going to tell her son?
• 2:32:19
  You know in 10 years when you know, it was Andreas even Ralph
• 2:32:24
  and your like favorite, my favorite of those fucking
• 2:32:27
  Twitter bad. So is what is it?
• 2:32:30
  I don't even remember the user's name is honestly, who cares, but
• 2:32:34
  they had said it said well you know, you might want to make
• 2:32:38
  sure he knows his dad because, you know, he can know, then he
• 2:32:42
  can know his genetic history. I'm like, have you guys heard of
• 2:32:44
  these fucking test? You could just buy it.
• 2:32:46
  Target that are way more accurate than there's somebody
• 2:32:51
  from West. Memphis Arkansas, tell you the
• 2:32:53
  Daddy's history. I mean, come on, let's exercise
• 2:32:57
  some sides. But somebody actually said that
• 2:32:58
  you should make sure he knows about everything because he
• 2:33:02
  could know, then he needs to know his genetics goddamn.
• 2:33:06
  That was pretty funny. Well, Well, nobody said that
• 2:33:13
  nobody said that I think I cut. Yeah I think I actually cut Sam.
• 2:33:17
  I'm sorry Sam. Get back that you were you were
• 2:33:20
  talking about somebody? You know?
• 2:33:21
  No no I think I think though that you know as my point is is
• 2:33:28
  Ralph and you know I cuz I could ask the same same thing for from
• 2:33:33
  Mars. I don't think I don't think
• 2:33:35
  either those guys going to be around in 10 years given out
• 2:33:39
  given how much they both and drink and I give no not given
• 2:33:43
  the status quo. I mean, Ariana and I both we've
• 2:33:46
  had shit, it was her best friend.
• 2:33:49
  Her maid of honor, her brother is one year younger than us.
• 2:33:52
  He's the same age as my brother. Fucking he died.
• 2:33:56
  Three years ago, died. Three years ago, 41 years old,
• 2:34:01
  because he drank, you know, just fucking all the time.
• 2:34:06
  Hard liquor. I had a cousin who I barely saw
• 2:34:11
  saw when I was As a kid hadn't, really talked to her in like 20
• 2:34:13
  years to my grandma died and then she got back in touch with
• 2:34:16
  me and she was 42 and she died for the same reason.
• 2:34:20
  And if you've never seen or smelled what happens when a
• 2:34:24
  hardcore alcoholic dies? Oh, i-i've.
• 2:34:28
  Yeah, I've I've seen it's not fucking pretty like at all, and
• 2:34:33
  it there's nothing to do about it.
• 2:34:35
  You can't stop it because the damage is done.
• 2:34:38
  Yeah. I know my my, my uncle, my dad.
• 2:34:42
  My dad's brother was, was a hardcore alcoholic and he
• 2:34:46
  actually, he died at 60. He died at 65 in the only reason
• 2:34:52
  why I lasted that long was because he was, he was a fireman
• 2:34:57
  up until her I'd harder. So, I mean, he was, he was
• 2:35:00
  physically fit in good shape, right?
• 2:35:03
  Yeah. It might get my get past it. 62,
• 2:35:06
  and he was a hardcore alcoholic, but he wasn't the hard liquor.
• 2:35:10
  So he just drank a A lot of beers all the time.
• 2:35:15
  I mean he easily a thirty six pack a day for quite a while
• 2:35:19
  like four years and then he got, but Slow Burn throughout the
• 2:35:23
  day. So he's never like stumbling
• 2:35:24
  drunk or anything and of course, his tolerance was fucking high
• 2:35:27
  by that point, but ended up giving him something wasn't his
• 2:35:32
  liver. The irony is, my father had 62
• 2:35:34
  died with what the coroner's described as a perfect liver,
• 2:35:39
  which is why I don't drink, right?
• 2:35:40
  I don't get hangovers. Cruz and I probably inherited a
• 2:35:43
  fucking indestructible lifford genetically.
• 2:35:47
  So I just avoid the stuff. I don't completely way, I drink
• 2:35:51
  socially but I blew it. Two cocktails like three
• 2:35:54
  cocktails is me having a huge party like that?
• 2:35:58
  Yeah he's right but it was congestive.
• 2:36:02
  Heart failure is what it ended up giving them and so yeah the
• 2:36:07
  the the lots and lots and lots of Bud Light over time, you
• 2:36:11
  know. Died on the toilet and and
• 2:36:13
  neighbors had to find him because I lived eight hours
• 2:36:15
  away. So it's it catches up with you
• 2:36:21
  every single time. I'm sure that the diet dr.
• 2:36:24
  Pepper. I drink, has some kind of a
• 2:36:25
  fucking sweetener tumor resting on the rage center of my brain
• 2:36:30
  deal with that. You know, we could hopefully
• 2:36:31
  I'll make it past 62, we'll see, we'll see, but I think I think I
• 2:36:35
  will. I think I will.
• 2:36:36
  Well I what this point you're not you're going to out with
• 2:36:40
  you're going to out with You know, you can Ralph and a lot of
• 2:36:43
  these other weird tonight and I'm not we speaking and that's
• 2:36:47
  whether or not. It's alcohol that doesn't liver
• 2:36:50
  and collapses. The bottom you're just getting
• 2:36:52
  murder in a fucking foreign. Yeah just getting mouth fuck up
• 2:36:55
  in the foreign country trying to prove that I'm not even talking
• 2:36:57
  about Rob just talking about any of these guys.
• 2:36:59
  It's like could you imagine could you imagine fucking beard
• 2:37:04
  said mouth mouthing off? Well look anything and it is
• 2:37:09
  fuckin retards walking around with The text-to-speech, Super
• 2:37:14
  Chat thing angrily. I'm right.
• 2:37:17
  Let me walk it around downtown Chicago and, you know, there's
• 2:37:22
  like a whole bit. I wanted to fucking Die Hard
• 2:37:24
  movies, instead of like TTS. It's yeah, a frame sign right in
• 2:37:28
  the middle of Harlem, right? Like that was a tool to make
• 2:37:31
  somebody die. Yeah dude.
• 2:37:36
  Oh that's it's bizarre man. It's weird that whole that whole
• 2:37:39
  thing is just fucking. All right?
• 2:37:41
  Look Sammy and mr. Vickers and mrs.
• 2:37:44
  Vickers who are? No, can hear.
• 2:37:45
  I don't want to be rude. But we are pushing 2 hours and
• 2:37:48
  40 minutes and yeah, I don't want it.
• 2:37:52
  Is almost 1 a.m. we're Sammy's shit.
• 2:37:54
  You don't want to. Yeah, I don't want to keep
• 2:37:57
  rambling, Sammy. I know you'll do this shit all
• 2:37:59
  fucking night because you're in a wheelchair with the fuck you
• 2:38:01
  else got to do. But us able-bodied people got
• 2:38:04
  things to do. That was the yeah.
• 2:38:09
  You have ever said to yourself, entertain Ting.
• 2:38:23
  Yeah, that's a, I would rephrase that.
• 2:38:26
  Nope, this happened. Three times fair enough, the
• 2:38:32
  word, the worst thing of it is is that didn't that didn't faze.
• 2:38:36
  That didn't even As we all know that, that was it, that was a
• 2:38:39
  better insult than what merge tried to.
• 2:38:41
  Uh, try to throw you every fucking.
• 2:38:44
  It's pretty fucking low bar on the stuff like, look Lonnie jr.
• 2:38:49
  But book, who did their daddy, put my purple paint on?
• 2:38:53
  For me, my name is just Yeah, I'm fucking love you,
• 2:39:17
  dude. Can I go to sleep?
• 2:39:37
  We can, we can we can kill it. All right, you know, wrap up
• 2:39:40
  here. Hi, hold on.
• 2:39:44
  She's I would personally like to thank mrs.
• 2:39:46
  Vickers. Right now.
• 2:39:48
  Yes, in the background for being rude to you.
• 2:39:53
  I don't, I don't need that. That's what I needed was just
• 2:39:56
  the sound of her voice coming from the background saying,
• 2:40:01
  given some positive affirmation, kinda cheesy, but also, that's
• 2:40:04
  where a bitch belongs, right? In the background.
• 2:40:07
  Erica first. First of all, the poker stay on
• 2:40:11
  camera. Hold on, I gotta fall asleep.
• 2:40:19
  Sometimes. Yeah, we're done.
• 2:40:20
  We've done two hours and 40 minutes and I think the last 55
• 2:40:24
  seconds has been the best. It's been the best part.
• 2:40:28
  Well, we've had a, we've had a couple of those.
• 2:40:33
  It's been a great show and mr. Vickers and mrs.
• 2:40:37
  Vickers! I was just joking.
• 2:40:38
  Thank you. Both sincerely very much for
• 2:40:41
  responding to Sammy for coming on the show.
• 2:40:44
  You bet. I'm sorry for being an idiot.
• 2:40:46
  I'm just kind of Of, you know, I'm the I'm the how had a good
• 2:40:50
  time? Hey, we had a good time with.
• 2:40:52
  This was like, my whole point with this dream is I just had a
• 2:40:54
  lot of fun. I know.
• 2:40:56
  Mrs. Mrs. Vickers had a lot of fun because she's been smiling
• 2:40:59
  and nodding like I get it. Fuck them all the whole time.
• 2:41:03
  So why wouldn't I, why wouldn't I do this?
• 2:41:07
  Well, listen, I'm just and yeah, I'm hold on.
• 2:41:10
  Stay me before listen, you crippled bastard.
• 2:41:13
  Let me get my able-bodied comments in first.
• 2:41:17
  Okay, I live. No, no, I don't have anything
• 2:41:20
  else to say. I just, I literally just wanted
• 2:41:22
  to sincerely. Thank Bowl, both of them for
• 2:41:25
  coming on, in responding to the request and all that other
• 2:41:30
  sincere, gay bullshit. So yeah.
• 2:41:33
  Go ahead Sammy. So the floor is yours to roll
• 2:41:35
  too. Now, sit.
• 2:41:39
  Now, see that. Now, see, that's, that's a good
• 2:41:42
  that about that person. It's okay.
• 2:41:46
  I read Jesus Christ. I just got it.
• 2:41:48
  I'm fucking stupid. I mean, I can't even see, like,
• 2:41:53
  I'm crippled, but he is retarded.
• 2:41:56
  So, no, perfect combination. I am.
• 2:41:59
  I am mentally. Crippled Sammy is physically
• 2:42:03
  crippled. We just kind of mesh.
• 2:42:06
  So workout. Sammy.
• 2:42:08
  Sorry, seriously. Good.
• 2:42:09
  When so, when are you guys going to start streaming and how often
• 2:42:14
  do you think you guys are gonna end well?
• 2:42:17
  And more importantly, what will mrs.
• 2:42:19
  Vickers G, one of the co-hosts she should be at least for a
• 2:42:23
  while, but as long as she's available, as long as she's
• 2:42:27
  available, as she stays in the fucking background, in mind,
• 2:42:30
  your own business and take my cues like a good tread wife.
• 2:42:35
  Yeah. It's all about.
• 2:42:38
  It's all about if it's enjoyable and if we're having fun our show
• 2:42:43
  is going to be right now. Planned on Thursday.
• 2:42:46
  Is it 6:00? We're probably going to rotate
• 2:42:48
  panelist in I don't commit anybody to hold on, thank you.
• 2:42:51
  Oh yes, yes. What is the channel?
• 2:42:54
  The name of the YouTube channel it is The Good, The Bad and The
• 2:42:58
  Vicious, okay? Because I wanted to go with the
• 2:43:01
  cheesiest fucking cringe name that I could, you know, that's
• 2:43:04
  fuck all. I love it, I love it.
• 2:43:08
  Fucking. I love the, fuck it, 2014 style
• 2:43:11
  editing. I do with Premier and just it
• 2:43:13
  all makes me happy and that's that's the point.
• 2:43:17
  But Thursdays at six rotating panelists probably just until we
• 2:43:21
  find our groove and like whether or not we enjoy it or want to
• 2:43:25
  want to keep doing it or whatever.
• 2:43:27
  I got a, I got a fourth man who is going to be with me.
• 2:43:30
  Who's been friends with me friend with me, Jesus friend of
• 2:43:34
  mine and mrs. Vickers for a long time.
• 2:43:36
  We actually met him at our Eating good guy, good guy, but
• 2:43:39
  he got busy. So he's like, cut me and later
• 2:43:42
  when you guys kind of find the flow.
• 2:43:44
  So we're just gonna say, we're just gonna see what works.
• 2:43:48
  Can I make a suggestion? You can.
• 2:43:50
  I don't know if you haven't thought of this.
• 2:43:52
  I haven't heard you say it. So I'm going to suggest keep a
• 2:43:55
  lot of Secrets. Good who fucking no-good bad
• 2:43:58
  vicious? You should I mean mrs.
• 2:44:01
  Vickers by default good. You could cycle between bad and
• 2:44:06
  vicious you could have Gaston per topic.
• 2:44:12
  We trashed. Yes, we covered it.
• 2:44:14
  Well what's interesting is because we're talking about it.
• 2:44:17
  I think it looks like at least the pole is winning for talking
• 2:44:20
  about horror video games for this first show.
• 2:44:22
  And the cool thing is, is that, is that mrs.
• 2:44:26
  Vicious and I mean, we share what I bought the about the
• 2:44:29
  family for Christmas. The arcade, one up, The Simpsons
• 2:44:32
  one, where it's four players at was shit, and they all one and
• 2:44:36
  it's like, that's Nostalgia for us.
• 2:44:38
  I mean, we played that shit together when we were in school
• 2:44:40
  like, together soon. It Go.
• 2:44:42
  I mean we've known each and we did.
• 2:44:44
  I think we started dating our senior year of high school,
• 2:44:46
  right? But we knew each other since 6th
• 2:44:48
  grade. So we've and we're in band
• 2:44:50
  together. So we've always hung out, you
• 2:44:51
  know it's some for many years hold on.
• 2:44:54
  How many years is that sixth grades like 11 years old?
• 2:45:00
  11 12 years has at least 11 12 years old to.
• 2:45:03
  Well I would barely even right. 11 would be the beginning of the
• 2:45:05
  30-something years 33. Yeah, 2245.
• 2:45:08
  So 34 years. Nice.
• 2:45:12
  Hell no fucking. Yeah, dude, that is an icon.
• 2:45:15
  That is a, that is a pillar that should be held up amongst any
• 2:45:20
  Community. I always talking about how
• 2:45:22
  fucking awesome we are. I could do that all night long.
• 2:45:25
  I look, I'll fucking kicks him in the face and Goddamn gee.
• 2:45:30
  I'm sorry, I'm gonna die a person.
• 2:45:34
  I'm the villain in the face. I would kick him in the face if
• 2:45:41
  it if it meant. The only way I could say you
• 2:45:44
  guys were good people. That's what I was trying to say.
• 2:45:46
  I want to do what willing just so that were clear.
• 2:45:48
  I heard you loud and clear Sammy's face can remain on Kik,
• 2:45:52
  don't you know, no big deal. I wouldn't know.
• 2:45:54
  Hold on. Time out.
• 2:45:55
  Look Laura already dictates in this three hours.
• 2:45:59
  Function stream that Sydney has a rape.
• 2:46:02
  He has crab legs that reach out way further than mice.
• 2:46:05
  You know what two-and-a-half three foot legs can reach so I
• 2:46:10
  am. I have no match.
• 2:46:12
  It was just a joke. I would try to kick Sammy in the
• 2:46:16
  face and I would get crab leg and ripped, you know, down the
• 2:46:22
  middle from this fucking like Starship Troopers.
• 2:46:25
  Whoa, fuckin. Yeah, clipping off body parts.
• 2:46:28
  You have nothing. You have no idea.
• 2:46:31
  It's more like yeah I mean actually that's pretty accurate.
• 2:46:37
  That's first fucking thing. I thought what a 1 and that what
• 2:46:41
  an asshole is this girl? Right?
• 2:46:44
  Fucking piece of shit. Co-host you've had for three
• 2:46:47
  goddamn years. What the fuck?
• 2:46:49
  This witness weirdo? What a fucking snake.
• 2:46:52
  That's my new favorite word for gonna jump.
• 2:46:56
  Kick weird crippled piece of shit in the face.
• 2:46:59
  This that's weird on it. Looks like the Predators that
• 2:47:03
  looks like the predator on Twitter.
• 2:47:05
  Keeps boiling this. Poor crippled yeah this fucking
• 2:47:09
  emaciated. This is a six foot three
• 2:47:13
  emaciated fucking skeleton wearing a predator mask looking
• 2:47:18
  like a crazy person is outside my house.
• 2:47:20
  I mean, Karate kicks threatened to kick me in the face.
• 2:47:24
  I don't know what to do officers.
• 2:47:26
  Tell me before the cops show up and they'd kill me.
• 2:47:30
  And everything's fine. Oh, hell yeah, no, no, I love
• 2:47:41
  mrs. Vickers.
• 2:47:42
  Just in the, I don't know if the audience can hear her, but I can
• 2:47:49
  hear in my headphones and it's amazing and I love it very much.
• 2:47:53
  No, just my just my just my crazy, my crazed marine sniper
• 2:47:58
  friend. Might just my no, no, Alan
• 2:48:01
  Powell was resurrected by my hand.
• 2:48:05
  You cannot invoke. I'm on me.
• 2:48:09
  I brought him back from the dead.
• 2:48:11
  It's full. Look, you can.
• 2:48:13
  He's your security that's fine, but he will not kill me.
• 2:48:16
  He can't. Well, I was I wasn't okay.
• 2:48:19
  Yeah, I don't know. That is part of the Lord that,
• 2:48:22
  I'm sure. Mr. Bacos will have fun with
• 2:48:25
  once. The, oh no, it doesn't care what
• 2:48:29
  once the once, the merge doc comes out, maybe that's a good
• 2:48:34
  point. Aunt, that's a good point
• 2:48:36
  because Alan Powell is quite prominent.
• 2:48:38
  Anyway, seriously, let's let these wonderful people go to
• 2:48:42
  sleep. I first two hours in before
• 2:48:47
  we're up in the middle of the night, watching home, movies and
• 2:48:49
  forgetting. Who the fuck we are?
• 2:48:50
  Because we're sold. Well, yeah, listen, listen, you
• 2:48:53
  old bastard. If you don't watch Dune 2021 as
• 2:48:57
  loud as you can watch it. You'll never know how member
• 2:48:59
  verian. Remember like was very mad at
• 2:49:01
  you. No miss I trust mrs.
• 2:49:03
  Vickers to remember, Remember her mind still Keen.
• 2:49:07
  I'm gonna go like, Dune 2021 and then my kids getting rushing in.
• 2:49:10
  Like, did you play Doom, 2016? I'm just not gonna know what the
• 2:49:12
  fuck is going on. Yeah, Doom, not Doom 29th, did
• 2:49:15
  you play Doom 2019? Wait, what the fuck?
• 2:49:17
  You breathing like a kid man? Cracks me up anyway, Samuel, you
• 2:49:26
  want to play a stop buddy? Yeah.
• 2:49:27
  Anyway though, Thursday's around 6 p.m.
• 2:49:32
  Yeah, Thursday, 6 p.m. Pacific Standard time.
• 2:49:34
  Yes, Is that the plan? That's the plan and we're just
• 2:49:37
  gonna see what happens in like throw shit against the wall and
• 2:49:39
  see what people like, why not? I will we will link that channel
• 2:49:45
  in the in the description. That's right.
• 2:49:47
  Awesome. And if you ever need a panelist
• 2:49:51
  just let me know this. Oh definitely.
• 2:49:54
  Yes. Yeah, people can come.
• 2:49:56
  Yeah. It'll be fun.
• 2:49:58
  Now, you ain't like you mean? Yeah.
• 2:50:00
  I'm sorry. I don't mean things.
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  I've I don't know why I was being so mean to say, Me, I just
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  I love him so much, you know, you know, I don't know, I don't
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  know. I packs, I might have found a
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  new co-host. If you're if you're not, if
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  you're not too careful. Good luck.
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  You cruel bastard. God damn it, dude.
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  I'm sorry. Anyway no, you're good.
• 2:50:27
  Anyway folks. Thanks for tuning in next week.
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  Will be will be my fifth. 18 year anniversary show so tune in
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  for that as well. We might have a few surprise
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  guests on. Listen I love Sammy more than my
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  own siblings, who most of which are dead to be honest with you
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  but I love them too. But Sammy is wives over here.
• 2:50:54
  Like she likes him more than her brother-in-law.
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  Josh look Sammy Sammy is my little brother and I will.
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  Disable. I will disable all those
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  defenses and I will physically hug you at one point in time.
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  Someday soon, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a good old
• 2:51:17
  brother hug. No, well, no homo, because I
• 2:51:23
  will disable your defenses, because I know how that shit.
• 2:51:26
  I know how that shit works. That, that you do.
• 2:51:31
  But anyway, goodnight, Chet, I love you guys.
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  Thank you, mr. And mrs.
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  Vickers, appreciate it very much.
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  Super fun, guys, probably the longest show in five years.
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  Well, yeah, well I'm at least two I will say that I said but
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  things women on and we love to have you back on again and yeah,
• 2:51:58
  anytime Thanks to everyone in the chat for tuning in and for I
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  don't think we got any Super chats and but thanks to the new
• 2:52:08
  Subs as well. So good night everybody.
• 2:52:12
  Goodnight, everyone and God bless goodnight.
• 2:52:15
  Same here. Thanks for listening to the
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  Whitfield report. The SGC net worth.
• 2:52:23
  Please visit Sam's website at www.ge.com Whitfield Dot-com and
• 2:52:30
  supports am on patreon and patreon.com Whitfield report.
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  Until next time, God bless God. Save this great nation and God
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  Freedom Legacy in that order.