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DEMITIDO AO VIVO - FAZENDO AMIZADES #398 · Em Pé Na Rede - Podcasts

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  Ladies and gentlemen, I am Rom Braga,
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  I am Jmar Camper. We are the group on the
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  network. Making Friends begins now, and
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  Clube Barbichas is making some noise!
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  Starting another chapter by making friends. Don't forget to
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  like and subscribe to the channel, and
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  come watch us live every
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  Sunday here in São Paulo. It's every
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  Sunday, even though today is Father's Day.
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  We're here, and congratulations to
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  all the dads out there! Congratulations, parents!
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  Including Rominho, who is a father.
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  And for me too. Thanks.
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  Rominho is the father of one who has a
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  plant.
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  Lie. He's the real father of the child.
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  How old is she?
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  Years.
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  7 years. I have five animals, right? Yes,
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  three cats, two dogs. So I
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  think I'm more of a father than you are. There's
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  more to it than just a father.
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  There's that too, right, guys? Because it's a
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  lot more work. Let's talk
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  [laughs]
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  because one day your daughter will start
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  working. Not mine. My losses
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  until the end.
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  Wow. And even? Until the end, right, bro?
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  Sometimes the child also starts
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  working, which doesn't help at all. Also,
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  many cases, many cases. I want to
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  make love with this guy here in the
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  light-colored shirt. The
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  guy in the light-colored shirt is here.
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  It's you who's here, look. Smiling.
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  Oh, the microphone is coming your way.
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  Happy.
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  All is well? My dear, what is your name?
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  Jefferson.
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  What does Jefferson do for a living?
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  I am a businessman.
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  Businessperson. "Businessman" is a very broad term, is
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  n't it? It's a lot, many areas of expertise.
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  Businessperson.
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  Could you be more specific?
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  I own an import company.
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  Importer. Do you bring things from outside of
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  Brazil?
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  From China to Brazil.
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  From China to Brazil. Are these things that
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  could have been bought here or not?
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  Only Chinese people do that.
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  Only Chinese people do that. And
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  even? AND. AND
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  .
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  What? And that's under [laughter] something like
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  that.
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  Your food?
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  No, no, no. Power tools.
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  Power tools. That.
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  Power tool parts and
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  power tools.
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  Very specific. That
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  's pretty specific, isn't it? That kind of talk from a
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  businessman is so tiring to even
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  explain, isn't it? That's because
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  I'm from Bahia.
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  No, that's [laughs]
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  your prejudice. Yeah, I'm not going to get involved in that
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  .
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  Hey,
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  how did you discover this way to
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  make money? So
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  , how did you get here? Actually,
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  I had one, I had a factory, and I got
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  tired of working, so I went to China,
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  imported [the goods], and brought them to Brazil.
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  He's really pro. Mes [laughs] I just
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  finished... But it has nothing to do with it. If he
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  had been brought from anywhere in
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  Brazil, he would be like this. Hey,
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  and who do you sell to here in Brazil? For the
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  company.
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  Even for him. Fernando Gravinho.
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  I brought the customer here with me
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  today to laugh with you all as well.
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  Because he's not laughing with you at
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  work.
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  No
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  no. You're getting screwed in my hand.
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  Damn. [laughs]
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  Today
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  I said it's from China, but I get it
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  from Paraguay. Lie. Garage
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  too. Also,
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  also. Well, yeah? And you came, you came
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  only with clients? No, what are Fernando and Bruno
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  ? For you, it
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  's both
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  client and manager.
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  The manager works for you.
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  That.
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  That. The customer gives you the money, you
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  take the money and give a piece of it to the manager
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  .
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  And on a scale of 0 to 10, what score would you give the manager
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  ?
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  Nine. There's
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  always room for improvement, Ri. And
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  truth. It's important to improve.
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  What do you think your manager needs to
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  become a 10/10 like that? It will never be.
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  So it's going to be anything but perfect. Do
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  you think your ingratitude can make
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  your manager order McDonald's and steal from the customer
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  now that he knows everyone?
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  He became thoughtful.
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  Damn, it fell.
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  The guy came to have fun.
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  This guy is like, oh my God, I need to
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  fire him right now. Because the customer
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  might be thinking, "Wait a minute, there's
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  a guy who earns less than this one
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  ." [laughs] You can pay
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  less. It's possible
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  to pay less.
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  You just fired another one.
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  Wow.
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  Hey Jefe, don't you live here in São Paulo?
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  No, I'm from Santa Catarina. Are
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  you from Santa Catarina? That. São
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  Lourenço do Oeste, Santa Catarina.
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  Hi.
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  São Lourenço do Oeste, Santa Catarina.
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  A city near Chapecó.
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  But it's far from Salvador, I think.
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  Yes, but there's
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  a little bit more to it.
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  He said he's from Bahia. Me and
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  .
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  And there? Oh, no. He only lives there.
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  So what are you doing here in São Paulo?
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  Visiting clients. I
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  see. [laughs]
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  He lives here in Caraca. You always take the
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  client for a walk like that.
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  Always stepping on someone's leg. That's
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  right [snoring]. Legal. Let me
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  speak to the manager. Ger, he gave you
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  nine.
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  Everything is as its name suggests, manager.
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  Bruno.
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  Bruno, are you alright, Bruno?
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  All good. Do
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  you feel good about your job?
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  Yes. I know
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  you're on duty Sunday at 8
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  pm. Are
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  you working now? Do you consider
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  that you are working
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  now? It's
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  part of the job. Yes, there are
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  worse jobs today. That's why it
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  's new, you bastard.
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  Wow. Go. [applause]
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  Yes. It's a mixture of applause, laughter, and protest.
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  Dude, there are worse jobs. The
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  labor lawyers are just scratching themselves
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  here at their desks like this. Oh, [ __ ].
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  Wow. But on a scale of 0 to 10, do you think
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  he's a boss?
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  What grade?
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  Nine. It would
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  only have been a 10 if he hadn't given me
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  a 10. [laughs]
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  Yeah,
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  wow. I understood. So, for you to be a
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  10 out there, you need to be a 10 yourself. AND
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  .
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  What else does he need to be a 10/10? Give me
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  a 10. I
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  went up a point for myself. Did you get
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  a point higher? AND
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  . F. Ah, you don't care about the salary.
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  I want a good score on the comedy show.
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  I want my boss to buy a
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  new car. [laughs]
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  How did you meet them? There is?
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  He dreams about it too.
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  He dreams about it too, man. It's true.
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  Damn, that's really cool.
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  Legal. Nice to meet you. Do you want to speak
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  with the client, or should I
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  speak with the client? Is everything alright, Client?
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  How did you get here? All is well? Okay
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  , Fernando.
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  Fernando,
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  everything alright? Fernando, what's your company?
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  My company is Grafinil tools.
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  Grafinil tools. Then you need a
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  power tool.
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  Yes, in my case, I sell a lot on Mercado
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  Livre. Do you sell on Mercado Libre?
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  I sell the pieces he
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  imports for us in the store,
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  okay? And why does he need you?
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  Why doesn't he sell on Mercado Livre?
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  Ah, because if he were selling it on the
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  open market, he'd need 200
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  people packing and shaking it, turning it into a whole
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  other business. Wow, I'm so happy in
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  this relationship then.
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  It's more or less, right? I'd give him a nine as
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  well.
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  [laughter]
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  Nobody gets anywhere. Nobody is
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  satisfied.
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  Damn, nobody's happy, for [ __ ] sake.
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  The guy came, the guy left Santa
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  Catarina, picked the guy up at his house, and
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  took him to the comedy show. He didn't like it
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  . Grade nine. Well, [laughs]
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  dude, I'm not even going to ask what
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  score our show gets, but it was nice meeting
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  you guys. A round of applause,
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  oh! Let's meet more people here. Where's
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  Michael? Michael left, he's gone. Oh, that's
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  very far away, Michael. I'll
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  speed things up here, talk to our friend
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  here from Leão, look. There was no need to
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  go down, right?
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  Oops.
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  Oh, so you seem to be from Pará, right? What is
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  your name? I
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  'm not from São Paulo, I'm Luiz. And
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  even? And
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  even.
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  Wow, you have a Remo shirt! Rowing.
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  Exas pessoa pra pessoas do Brasil.
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  What is rowing? Rom.
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  It's the biggest in the north. Lie. Yes,
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  it's the lion.
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  It's [laughter]
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  the guy talking about the lion thinking the
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  audience will say, "Uh, because nobody even
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  knows what that is." Hey, it
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  's Ro. We're a group, all of us are
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  from Belém do Pará, right? And Remo is one of the
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  main teams. Yay! To Belém do
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  Pará, right? AND. Yes, and I also want to thank
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  Joelma.
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  Every time we talk about Bethlehem,
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  we have to thank our queen.
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  Our queen, the owner of Pará. [laughs]
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  So, Luiz? Is everything alright, Luiz?
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  All is well.
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  You're wearing a Remo shirt because you
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  really like the team from Belém, do you live there?
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  I've been living there since 2021.
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  Really? What do you think of Belém?
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  Very hot. Very hot.
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  It's very hot.
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  But was that news to you?
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  No, it wasn't. Or did
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  you think you could buy a little jacket in Belém
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  do Pará?
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  How many baths do you take there? about
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  four or five a
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  day.
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  Per day.
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  Wow, but what do you do for a living? You
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  can take a shower during work
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  hours. You work on the asphalt of...
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  No, I'm a musician from the Peace Theater.
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  Oh, you
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  're a musician from the Peace Theater.
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  And there's air conditioning there, right? He
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  has. Okay
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  .
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  But only that, right?
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  Not on the street. There
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  is no additional [item] on the street.
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  And who did you come with?
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  My wife
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  is also living there.
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  She is from Pará.
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  Oh, you looked there? AND
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  . So we have another importer as
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  well. [laughter]
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  We have another importer at the show. John.
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  Import Show.
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  Wow, what an
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  import show!
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  Import show. So, were you
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  single or not? He
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  was. I
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  was single. He didn't leave a family behind
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  .
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  It's almost there.
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  I'm
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  here. Here you go. It
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  's OK. Cut. [laughter] Cut.
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  He arrived there single. That's because he was
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  only married in São Paulo. I wasn't expecting that. It was a
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  swear word.
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  How did you meet
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  her? He went to the theater to see the concert and
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  enjoyed it.
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  And what did you like? To
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  do conserto. Regarding the repair.
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  And what did he play? It worked.
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  Cello.
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  Cello. It's the cello guitar, Osmar.
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  The cello is the big one. Yeah.
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  No, that's the double bass.
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  No, the big thing you're making like that isn't a
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  cello.
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  It's the double bass. The
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  bass guitar isn't the one that's played like that
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  .
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  This is the electric one.
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  You're laughing. But nobody knew
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  that [ __ ] either. [laughs]
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  Man, for me the cello was that
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  huge thing, it's a double bass and what is the
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  cello?
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  It's a little bigger than the
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  violin, you play it sitting down, so it's at this
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  height where I am, you play it sitting down
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  . It's like a violin, but bigger.
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  That. Exactly. Rominho is there.
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  Was that the pose I struck?
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  No, you did it like this here, see?
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  There you go.
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  You are because I am taller.
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  I did it here, [laughs] look.
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  I'm talking about speed at your level.
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  [laughs]
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  And I want to know how the connection came about
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  . She was. What does a
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  quickie sound like, what does a
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  cello sound like? Make it in your mouth for us.
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  It's out of tune.
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  Oh, that's a
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  lie. Wow, is it that serious? That
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  's serious. That's serious.
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  And how does the double bass work?
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  [laughter]
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  Only Jorge could handle the dragons at the
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  Dragon's House. To arrive. Wow.
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  Yes,
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  I am Grut. I thought I was going to speak like that
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  now. But tell me your question. The
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  question is, how did that
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  approach happen when you were
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  working in a work environment
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  surrounded by several other people, and you don't
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  interact alone?
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  How many people are there together?
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  Caca 90
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  90 people. You ca
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  n't just play the cello, can you?
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  So, like,
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  if you stop playing, you
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  stop playing, you know what I mean?
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  Okay,
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  wait a minute, 90 people, the weather
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  is air-conditioned there. [laughs]
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  If you let the conditioning get a little
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  stronger, you can dismiss this musician.
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  No, it just gives you an itch on your face
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  and then it goes
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  away. So he feels that he understands,
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  he understands because
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  you're going to be the only one standing still, maestro,
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  right?
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  He sees, he does
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  n't see. The conductor is paid for this. I
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  want to know about people.
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  But does he see it, or does he feel it?
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  No, he sees,
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  you understand? [laughs]
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  Which is like, you know? Like, he's right
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  here.
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  And then we
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  watch the movie Whiplash.
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  We are huge fans of this movie. Wipash. And
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  then there's one from the movie who's like,
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  damn, a person, you're right there, outside of the T
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  and stuff. Is that how yours is?
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  Yes, yes. Play,
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  don't play in that chair, because if you play, you won't get a
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  very good return, right? Are
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  you violent?
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  Ah, a little. No, no, only with him, only
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  with the boss.
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  My girlfriend is like this
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  [laughs]
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  ,
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  I want to understand the role of the chair in the relationship.
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  Are you Pablo Marçal or Athena?
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  That. What's that, Ra?
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  No, I mean the relationship with the conductor.
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  Oh there. I want to understand this:
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  there were 90 people there, and you were just doing
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  your job in the middle of all those
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  people. How did she get to you?
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  How did you get their attention? Did you get
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  up at one o'clock?
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  Was it you who was doing it?
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  [laughs]
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  Oh, I was so excited to see you
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  doing
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  [laughs]
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  Mauricio Manher. The music is about to start.
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  Uh, baby.
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  So, how did it go? It was because, in the
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  orchestra's structure, there is a section leader.
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  I am the
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  suit leader.
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  Deck of cards type. It's like a deck of cards.
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  First violin, second violin,
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  viola, cello. And I am the principal
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  cellist of the theater.
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  That's even cooler. AND
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  . AND. AND
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  . You've been here longer. And that.
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  No. It's by category, by test,
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  skill, talent.
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  It's much better than the entire orchestra. He speaks.
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  No, I can't say that, it's
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  recording. [laughs]
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  Sometimes that's all it takes to get
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  a raise. Whatnot.
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  [laughs]
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  And then
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  no. And it's cool because it stays like that. Yes, it is
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  . Yes, that's better.
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  And then there are some solos, you know, during the
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  concerts and stuff. And
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  you solo too?
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  Solo p everybody stops and only he is left.
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  Look.
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  And there? And there? It's at that moment, it's at that
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  moment,
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  that
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  a light turns on within you when you're playing solo.
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  No, it doesn't have it.
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  Oh, man, you had to be my slasher,
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  Verinho. I have given you peace and beauty. There's
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  a light for everyone. He played a solo of
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  Chiquinha Gonzaga's "Lua Branca" that
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  day. It was very beautiful.
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  Ah, he played a white moon solo.
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  I didn't understand either. You are a fan.
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  Joke. Yeah, [laughs]
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  she's a bass player, right? She does it, she's the one who's
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  going to suffer, poor thing
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  . I'm kidding, when she's about to
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  speak
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  he played a really beautiful solo. [laughs]
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  I thought it was going to be...
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  I thought it was the commentator for
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  Globo's carnival. [laughs]
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  I think he's all
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  dressed up for
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  the sequins. It is tado. He is from Pará.
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  I thought he was going to sell that
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  thing that the woman sells on television.
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  [laughs] The very top of your top. Mushroom of
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  forgiveness, girl. She has a cold.
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  The weather in São Paulo is tough for
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  us, isn't it? It seems like there's some filming involved, some
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  cold weather involved, right? We don't know what that
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  is. It's crazy how
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  one day is hot and the other is cold. One
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  hot day and one cold day.
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  One hot day, one cold day. True.
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  And what is a cold day?
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  A good place to read the book, right? Damn.
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  Wow.
• 13:09
  There you go. And you made the sun, and she
• 13:11
  looked for you afterwards. AND
• 13:12
  . No. That's when she went to see a
• 13:15
  friend.
• 13:15
  Where's the guy from Vil? [laughs]
• 13:18
  I loved that solo. Not you. Don't even talk like that
• 13:21
  . A friend of hers [laughs] found me
• 13:24
  on Instagram and that's how we started
• 13:26
  chatting. Yes, [clearing throat]
• 13:27
  friend. But she was interested
• 13:28
  initially as well.
• 13:29
  It was, it was for her.
• 13:30
  Oh, she doesn't have Instagram.
• 13:31
  She has it, but she doesn't know how to stalk
• 13:35
  people. She,
• 13:36
  you know.
• 13:37
  We try.
• 13:38
  Who are you stalking?
• 13:39
  She is who she is. It's quick. But it is.
• 13:44
  And what did you come to São
• 13:45
  Paulo to do? I came to spend this week here; there was a
• 13:48
  concert at the municipal theater. I came
• 13:49
  as a guest musician, and I took the opportunity to
• 13:51
  see my siblings. I
• 13:53
  brought her along; she already knew the family
• 13:55
  . Yes.
• 13:59
  And do they like her?
• 14:00
  They like it, they like it.
• 14:03
  So far, so good. Let me talk to
• 14:04
  her. You can speak, or your throat is sore. We were just
• 14:06
  joking around here, but I ca
• 14:07
  n't say it like that
• 14:08
  . So, what do you do for a living?
• 14:10
  I am a teacher.
• 14:11
  Oh, and the voice too, right? Usa pr caramba.
• 14:14
  So you really don't smoke then?
• 14:16
  Because I always ask every teacher if they
• 14:17
  smoke, because it causes them stress.
• 14:18
  I drink a lot of coffee, but never cigarettes.
• 14:20
  Lots of coffee, huh? So, what do you teach
• 14:22
  ?
• 14:22
  I am a science teacher and I am a
• 14:25
  master's student in environmental science.
• 14:27
  Sciences.
• 14:28
  Environmental sciences. How's the
• 14:29
  global warming thing going? What do you think about the
• 14:31
  future?
• 14:33
  Yeah, I think we'll be extinct soon
• 14:35
  .
• 14:36
  We will be extinct in a short time. It
• 14:38
  's OK. Thanks. It was amazing. [laughs]
• 14:41
  G is sad about this class now, my
• 14:42
  brother.
• 14:43
  Hey goodnight. We are going to die. [laughter]
• 14:46
  Soon,
• 14:46
  calm down, teacher. Sometimes you don't
• 14:48
  even finish this show,
• 14:50
  from what I'm seeing here, they're going to starve to death
• 14:51
  . Do you two already live together in Belém?
• 14:54
  Yes, we've been married for a year already. Are they
• 14:57
  married yet? So
• 14:58
  how did it go? It was a really nice formal request
• 15:00
  .
• 15:01
  He had. He proposed to me there at
• 15:04
  the theater,
• 15:05
  not at the Ionia salary in Bolivia. I
• 15:08
  couldn't understand a single word
• 15:10
  she used regarding the salary in Bolivia. He
• 15:13
  proposed to me there.
• 15:14
  Hmm. Let me talk to him again
• 15:16
  .
• 15:17
  Sorry, I really didn't understand.
• 15:18
  Bolivia. Bolivia.
• 15:20
  Hey, so what's the deal? Was it in Bolivia?
• 15:21
  It was, it
• 15:22
  was, it
• 15:23
  was.
• 15:23
  Yes, that's it.
• 15:24
  He took her, he took her to a
• 15:26
  country she couldn't return to on
• 15:27
  her own, he married
• 15:29
  her in a completely
• 15:31
  risky and vulnerable situation, and he proposed a
• 15:35
  lifelong commitment to her
• 15:36
  .
• 15:36
  Wow. In the middle of the desert, right? There
• 15:39
  was nowhere to run.
• 15:40
  That. And the water was with him. [laughs]
• 15:44
  How was it? Yes, Luís, that's exactly how it
• 15:46
  was. It's in the middle of the desert.
• 15:49
  But then you planned that Bolivia, because the
• 15:52
  desert has... what was your
• 15:54
  mindset until you arrived at this place?
• 15:56
  No, I was always joking. Oh, shall we get
• 15:58
  married? We're going. We're getting married. Let's go.
• 16:00
  Then a time came when I decided to propose in the middle
• 16:03
  of Lake Titicaca
• 16:06
  .
• 16:08
  It was Yuni. It was I. She did
• 16:10
  n't score. I didn't score. AND
• 16:11
  . And he really didn't plan it at all. You
• 16:13
  were in the middle of it, but were you wearing a ring?
• 16:15
  It was.
• 16:16
  You spent the whole trip waiting for this
• 16:18
  moment. He
• 16:18
  was. He was.
• 16:19
  So what did you say to her?
• 16:21
  Oh, she was trying to marry me.
• 16:23
  Just that sentence out of nowhere. Very
• 16:25
  simple. This is close to nobody. Nothing. There
• 16:27
  isn't a single photo, there isn't a single video.
• 16:29
  There's a photo.
• 16:30
  You didn't plan anything like that here
• 16:33
  on Titicaca.
• 16:35
  [laughs] I
• 16:35
  love you, Auntie. No, I don't cat you.
• 16:40
  [laughter]
• 16:43
  [applause]
• 16:45
  Titi, will you marry me? I love Tit. He did
• 16:47
  n't do it, he didn't do anything like that.
• 16:49
  How far in advance did you buy the ring
• 16:50
  before ordering it?
• 16:53
  It was at the street fair.
• 16:54
  At the street market. Look, the value has increased.
• 16:56
  What's that? That
• 16:57
  bead is
• 16:58
  almost
• 17:00
  made
• 17:01
  of straw. Made
• 17:01
  of straw, like
• 17:02
  little straw. It's after that, after that
• 17:04
  I bought a certain one,
• 17:05
  I bought a real one.
• 17:06
  One made of bamboo.
• 17:07
  That [laughter] will keep
• 17:08
  rising as
• 17:11
  the months go by.
• 17:13
  I understood. Cool, cool with you guys, right?
• 17:15
  A round of applause for the couple.
• 17:17
  Thank you very much. What an
• 17:18
  inspiring message! It's a good
• 17:21
  example that musicians are marriage material,
• 17:23
  which is why we usually see
• 17:25
  stories of musicians being the
• 17:27
  womanizers, but they
• 17:28
  're not. There you go,
• 17:30
  we have an example.
• 17:30
  But he's the cellist, right? Then the person
• 17:32
  who chose the band's drummer. It
• 17:35
  sucks.
• 17:36
  Violancelista didn't have much of a
• 17:37
  choice either, did he?
• 17:38
  Yes, there are only a
• 17:38
  few people. But who do you want to speak to? Do
• 17:40
  you want to speak to someone else? Okay
• 17:41
  , let's talk to someone else here. Just a
• 17:42
  quick thing here. Our
• 17:43
  smiling friend right here, look. Our
• 17:44
  smiling friend here. The girl wasn't even interested in her. He
• 17:46
  already did it like this, look. It was a young man, a smiling young man,
• 17:49
  she was, the woman upstairs was
• 17:51
  nervous. How are you, my dear?
• 17:53
  Everything's fine.
• 17:54
  What is your name?
• 17:54
  Wellington.
• 17:55
  Wellton, that's a joke question.
• 17:58
  [laughter] Wellington.
• 17:59
  Where are you from, Wellington?
• 18:00
  Right here in São Paulo. Saint Bernard.
• 18:02
  São Bernardo do Campo.
• 18:02
  São Bernardo do Campo. What's the
• 18:04
  farthest place you've ever been? I
• 18:05
  went further afield, to Colombia, then to
• 18:08
  Ecuador.
• 18:09
  Colombia. On the same trip.
• 18:11
  On the same trip. Next. What was the
• 18:13
  most worthwhile thing about those places,
• 18:15
  man? In Colombia I visited a few
• 18:18
  places; there's a cathedral there whose name I don't
• 18:20
  remember, it was several years ago.
• 18:22
  Chara, that was the most memorable one.
• 18:24
  And in Ecuador,
• 18:25
  what is there in that cathedral? Yeah,
• 18:27
  man, it's an ancient cathedral, I don't know,
• 18:29
  from how many thousands of years ago. And it's a
• 18:32
  cat-like style, I think it's no more
• 18:34
  than 2000. No,
• 18:35
  no, no, I don't remember the name. And she
• 18:36
  [clearing her throat] is a
• 18:37
  very different gothic style, like, the style of the
• 18:39
  church. And in Ecuador there's a tour where
• 18:42
  they do a fun activity on
• 18:45
  their river. So it's like we
• 18:47
  have the festivities here, but it's on the river.
• 18:50
  Inside a boat there's food, drinks, and some
• 18:53
  really interesting things. Everyone stays
• 18:55
  on the boat. No, everyone's on
• 18:57
  the boat.
• 18:57
  Boat. And you thought that was amazing?
• 18:59
  Very good. Very different indeed. That's really
• 19:00
  cool.
• 19:01
  Who did you go with?
• 19:01
  I was there for work, right? With my old one.
• 19:04
  It seems so. It does
• 19:04
  not seem. Yeah,
• 19:05
  man. What do you do? Gothic church,
• 19:08
  [laughs] little
• 19:09
  stroll with drinks. No, I'm
• 19:11
  working, right? I'm working.
• 19:12
  And the boss was looking for eight days in
• 19:14
  Ecuador to do business at the
• 19:17
  same time as the party when
• 19:18
  everyone gets drunk.
• 19:19
  Apparently, this employee is a nine out of ten.
• 19:21
  [laughs]
• 19:24
  He doesn't deserve it
• 19:25
  . So, what do
• 19:26
  you do for a living?
• 19:28
  Back then I was working in IT, right?
• 19:31
  Data. I used to implement
• 19:33
  systems. AND.
• 19:34
  Oh, you went there to install the computers?
• 19:35
  And that's actually how it is, we were already
• 19:37
  working here, developing the system here, and
• 19:40
  I went there to teach the people how to install it, how to
• 19:43
  use the system, you know? So it's
• 19:45
  good Spanish,
• 19:47
  no muo [clearing throat] it
• 19:49
  wasn't Portuñol, [laughs]
• 19:51
  bad Portuñol, bad.
• 19:53
  And did the staff understand?
• 19:54
  Man, it's difficult. I understand easily, much
• 19:57
  more easily for them than for them to
• 19:59
  understand us. So, every now and then, my
• 20:01
  English was also a bit broken.
• 20:04
  I understood.
• 20:04
  I didn't have that fluency. Who did you
• 20:06
  come to the table with?
• 20:08
  My girlfriend, my daughter, and her
• 20:11
  boyfriend, my son-in-law.
• 20:13
  Father's Day. Let's talk to
• 20:14
  his daughter. That's what
• 20:15
  I think. Okay.
• 20:17
  [laughs]
• 20:19
  Oh, let's go then. Do
• 20:20
  you want me to pass you the microphone now?
• 20:22
  Yes, yes, yes. Please. Yes, yes, yes,
• 20:24
  yes, yes. Of course not, dude. I saw you
• 20:28
  staring at me a lot. I said, if he
• 20:29
  calls me, I don't even know [laughs] what
• 20:31
  I'm going to say. Okay, then
• 20:32
  . I've already started with it. Just
• 20:34
  kidding. You're kidding. What is your
• 20:36
  name?
• 20:37
  Beatriz.
• 20:38
  How old are you, Beatriz?
• 20:39
  20.
• 20:40
  20 years old and already voting, now. Yeah,
• 20:42
  think about it. Nice. No, no, because less
• 20:45
  than 20, we're actually less than 18. It
• 20:47
  's not that Felca isn't
• 20:49
  even letting people in anymore. AND. Now
• 20:50
  he's forbidding it. What do
• 20:51
  you do for a living, Beatriz?
• 20:53
  I study dentistry.
• 20:54
  Dentistry. Private or
• 20:56
  public university?
• 20:57
  Private, but with a 100% scholarship.
• 20:59
  Oh, so you don't have an HB20?
• 21:01
  No,
• 21:01
  not yet. But he intends to. Tu sent me dá
• 21:04
  despai já.
• 21:05
  Oh, everything's going to Colombia. Are you drinking? I did
• 21:08
  n't go to Colombia either. AND
• 21:09
  . No, you're drinking water. He's not
• 21:11
  going to give you a car.
• 21:11
  Some water? [laughs]
• 21:12
  No, we
• 21:13
  don't have that portion. It doesn't have it, it
• 21:15
  doesn't have it. Bring on the champagne, because today is a
• 21:18
  celebration!
• 21:18
  He took this water out of his pocket, he
• 21:20
  brought this water too [laughs].
• 21:22
  He bought it at the stall at the gas station because it's
• 21:24
  cheaper there. One real cheaper. Are
• 21:26
  you studying at a university here in São Paulo? Do you
• 21:27
  live in São Paulo? I
• 21:28
  also do it in São Bernardo.
• 21:30
  What did you give your father as a gift?
• 21:32
  Nothing. Still
• 21:33
  ? Hey, but listen, I'll tell you
• 21:36
  later, I'm going to give him a present.
• 21:38
  What are you going to give?
• 21:39
  A perfume.
• 21:40
  Oh, cool.
• 21:42
  But that's a message. [laughs]
• 21:44
  He needs it.
• 21:45
  No,
• 21:46
  no, it's just that sometimes I met you and your
• 21:48
  boyfriend, since she's
• 21:50
  a friend of mine, would date
• 21:54
  his friend, and we all went out together one
• 21:56
  day and that's how we met.
• 21:57
  I understood. How long have you two been together
• 21:58
  ? We'll be celebrating our
• 21:59
  one-year anniversary next week.
• 22:01
  Ah,
• 22:01
  I bet the boyfriend will get a
• 22:02
  better gift.
• 22:04
  I bet [laughs] that the boyfriend who
• 22:07
  just arrived
• 22:08
  didn't help with a damn thing.
• 22:10
  You'll win, you'll win perfume too.
• 22:12
  You'll get perfume. Tu rev ​​de perfume. And
• 22:14
  that. She works at her grandmother's. It's expensive, [laughs]
• 22:16
  I even brought a little magazine,
• 22:17
  rub your wrist here to see if you
• 22:18
  like it. That way
• 22:19
  I can advertise
• 22:21
  my perfume here and sell it to
• 22:23
  everyone.
• 22:23
  I understood. Hey, are you working
• 22:25
  or just in college? Do
• 22:27
  you somehow bring money into the household
• 22:28
  ?
• 22:28
  I work at a gym at night and
• 22:32
  do freelance work at a dental clinic
• 22:35
  every Friday.
• 22:36
  Good. Are you a personal trainer at the gym?
• 22:38
  No, receptionist.
• 22:39
  Oh there. Say goodnight. Say good morning, speak.
• 22:41
  Goodnight. Good morning. And it comes from the plan.
• 22:43
  Sell ​​the plan. You sell to us. Sell ​​it
• 22:45
  to us.
• 22:45
  For sale. For sale.
• 22:46
  No. Tell me how it is. I just
• 22:47
  arrived. I just arrived.
• 22:48
  No, I don't want to [laughs]
• 22:49
  actually buy it. I just want to play a
• 22:50
  joke.
• 22:51
  Yeah, man. I arrived.
• 22:52
  Ah, I'll see, I'll see if I want. I want. I do
• 22:54
  n't have money to buy the
• 22:54
  perfume. I haven't bought it yet, only 9 hours.
• 22:57
  So I made
• 22:57
  the little shop out front close at 11.
• 22:59
  [laughs]
• 23:00
  If I get there, for example, and
• 23:01
  then, what are the problems with the gym?
• 23:02
  Goodnight. Goodnight.
• 23:03
  Ah,
• 23:06
  this time it was very little. Ah, train there.
• 23:09
  That one better work out in Odona.
• 23:11
  What are you saying? Say something like, "I
• 23:12
  want to, I want to come once a week."
• 23:13
  How much is it?
• 23:14
  He says: "Good evening, how are you? Are you
• 23:15
  familiar with our gym?"
• 23:17
  No, I've never seen it here. Can I present
• 23:20
  our plans to you? He
• 23:21
  can.
• 23:21
  So, let's go. Here we have the
• 23:23
  annual plan and the monthly plan. Then I'll
• 23:25
  explain [clearing my throat] the
• 23:26
  difference between them. I say: "Would you like
• 23:27
  to see the academy?" I'll take you to the
• 23:29
  gym.
• 23:29
  I want to pay for the annual pass, but I'm only going for one
• 23:30
  month and I want my money back.
• 23:32
  [laughter]
• 23:33
  F. That
• 23:33
  's usually how we do it. It
• 23:35
  gets to the second month and he says, "Oh, I
• 23:36
  paid for the year."
• 23:38
  [laughs]
• 23:38
  Smart Fit, do you eat the fish at Smart
• 23:40
  Fit?
• 23:41
  Then we tell you that it's not possible and
• 23:44
  charge you the cancellation fee. So
• 23:46
  , you have the nerve to charge? He has. She
• 23:49
  needs to buy perfume,
• 23:50
  yes, I have to give her perfume.
• 23:52
  And over there at your dental business, what do
• 23:55
  you do?
• 23:57
  I assist in surgery.
• 23:58
  How do you help? Bringing it? And
• 24:00
  even? No, I stay, I stay with the
• 24:02
  suction device there and I keep watching, I get the
• 24:05
  instruments. Good evening, good evening, good
• 24:08
  morning. Are
• 24:08
  you going to the gym [laughs]
• 24:10
  ? I'm already part of the plan.
• 24:11
  The dental plan is what it has. And what about the
• 24:13
  gym membership plan?
• 24:15
  You have to do both. I can already
• 24:16
  see that your biceps are weak.
• 24:18
  [laughs] That
• 24:21
  's it.
• 24:22
  Wow. And have you ever accidentally choked
• 24:24
  someone there with...
• 24:25
  No, but I accidentally stuck the suction device down their
• 24:27
  throat and [laughs] they
• 24:29
  choked.
• 24:31
  Wow. He stuck the suction cup into the suction device.
• 24:34
  [laughs]
• 24:36
  Wow. And then the person spat and took their
• 24:38
  hand away [laughs] what happened? It just took a quick
• 24:39
  sip, then I sucked it properly and that was it, no problem
• 24:42
  .
• 24:43
  He gave her perfume to compensate for the
• 24:45
  loss. She still always wears
• 24:46
  perfume. And let me talk to my boyfriend
• 24:48
  quickly. How are you
• 24:49
  , my dear?
• 24:50
  All good. Goodnight.
• 24:51
  Goodnight.
• 24:52
  What is your name?
• 24:52
  Eduardo.
• 24:53
  How old are you, Eduardo?
• 24:54
  20 as well.
• 24:55
  20 as well. AND. What are
• 24:56
  you studying in college? She
• 24:58
  studies computer science and works
• 25:00
  as a data analyst. Are you
• 25:03
  working similarly to her, or doing
• 25:04
  something more like that? Does
• 25:05
  n't
• 25:07
  that worry you, Dad? [laughs] Just
• 25:09
  kidding, I'm just kidding.
• 25:10
  No, how are you feeling? How did
• 25:12
  you feel joining this
• 25:13
  family? Less than a year, right?
• 25:15
  Crazy, right?
• 25:17
  [laughter]
• 25:18
  No, no. One answer: everything is
• 25:20
  normal now. Normal response. [laughs]
• 25:23
  Crazy, right? Did you see? Hey man,
• 25:26
  he goes to Colombia out of nowhere,
• 25:28
  goes to Ecuador, spends a whole week
• 25:30
  in Rio, doesn't explain anything.
• 25:31
  Damn, the girl still hasn't bought her
• 25:32
  father's present. I think
• 25:34
  this whole thing is crazy. [laughs]
• 25:36
  I'm a very young guy who hasn't lived
• 25:37
  enough. This is awesome, huh?
• 25:40
  Madness. Going out with my parents on Sunday,
• 25:42
  crazy.
• 25:44
  Wow, I'm just kidding. So,
• 25:45
  how did it go? How do you explain it a little? Do
• 25:46
  you think her father likes
• 25:48
  you already?
• 25:50
  Oh, sure, right?
• 25:51
  Absolutely, absolutely
• 25:52
  . What do you do to deserve
• 25:54
  all this? Very confident.
• 25:55
  I study and I work.
• 25:57
  No, so far he's only studying. Ah, you said
• 25:59
  you work there with people like that.
• 26:00
  That.
• 26:00
  I understood.
• 26:02
  How many children do you want to have?
• 26:03
  Two.
• 26:04
  Hi.
• 26:05
  Two.
• 26:06
  A couple.
• 26:07
  No no. That's not how it works. That
• 26:10
  's not how you choose, I think.
• 26:11
  No. Keep trying and donating until it works
• 26:12
  .
• 26:15
  [laughs] That
• 26:15
  's crazy, isn't it? That kid.
• 26:17
  It's crazy.
• 26:18
  That's crazy, huh, guys?
• 26:21
  Keep donating. [applause]
• 26:23
  The guy thinks it's the winter clothing drive,
• 26:25
  tef. Oh, this one didn't deliver. Go
• 26:28
  ahead.
• 26:29
  Even this one isn't looking so
• 26:31
  pretty today. Wow, right? Nice. And the
• 26:35
  girlfriend? Let's go, they can talk just to
• 26:36
  break up with you because you stayed, right?
• 26:39
  Madness, Rhinh went crazy.
• 26:40
  It's crazy. Now, now you get
• 26:42
  ready because madness is about to begin. Which?
• 26:43
  What is your name?
• 26:45
  And I think it switched off somewhere along the way. Something happened
• 26:47
  , you know. He died there. I'll take
• 26:50
  advantage of the fact that Víor hasn't arrived yet.
• 26:51
  So you thought it was
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  okay to get away with it, huh?
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  What is your name?
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  And this one also
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  needs to be on board. You have to call. You have
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  to call.
• 27:01
  No, [laughs] I already called. Plug in the
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  microphone here, the third microphone, the
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  sound crew. Here we go. Where? Give it a try
• 27:05
  . There you go. It's done now. Certainty. No, just
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  try.
• 27:09
  Simone.
• 27:10
  Hi, Simone. All is well?
• 27:11
  All good.
• 27:12
  So, it's Christmas. Joke. Hey,
• 27:15
  how long have you been dating Fernando? It
• 27:19
  's not Fernando, it's Wellington. Sorry.
• 27:20
  Hey, I almost got you! I was watching, I was paying
• 27:21
  attention. How does he know about
• 27:24
  Fernando? [laughs]
• 27:26
  Wow, this family is really
• 27:27
  crazy.
• 27:29
  How long have you been dating, Wellon?
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  Two years.
• 27:31
  Two years already. That.
• 27:33
  Two years. AND. And what about our
• 27:35
  family?
• 27:37
  Craziness. And
• 27:41
  that. Perfect.
• 27:43
  Nothing. Actece nada.
• 27:44
  That's crazy, man. That's crazy. This
• 27:45
  family is crazy. [laughs] Wow,
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  I thought her participation alone was worth it
• 27:49
  .
• 27:50
  That was making friends, ladies and
• 27:52
  gentlemen.
• 27:54
  Grande, making friends over a long time waiting
• 27:57
  for the microphone to work, she talks
• 27:59
  nonsense. Hey.
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