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OUTRO: Can We Wrap This Up Please? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcasts,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticktu for for douggets four to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on radioreckare.
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  Speaker 1: Let's make the snappy a feelers. I've got golf to
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  Speaker 1: get into.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, chase, just because you've got a hobby to
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  Speaker 2: go play what everyone else is at work? We've signed
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  Speaker 2: a contract that says we will do it noutro there's
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  Speaker 2: at least ten minutes every day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a that's fine, it's in our contract.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is just get on with it, right, Okay, we.
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  Speaker 3: Can't speed up ten minutes, I think, is what Chris
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  Speaker 3: is saying.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's seven that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like I've made a booking and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be late for it.
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  Speaker 2: What times you're booking nine to fifty two?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so it takes what half an hour to get out.
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  Speaker 1: There, well, half an hour to get home. Then I'll
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  Speaker 1: get my golf tweets on.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be just bring that with you. Gotta be
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  Speaker 2: late then cancel it. You're gonna be You're gonna make that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay nine fifty two, are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: I still let you know. By the way, we've just
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  Speaker 1: finished the break for show. Yeah, I've just realized I
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  Speaker 1: haven't done my morning ablution yet coming on strong.
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  Speaker 3: You should have done what I did. I had mine
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  Speaker 3: in advance last night because I knew at the early start,
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  Speaker 3: So I just did my pigs on the air before bed.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy that you can do that. I was trying
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  Speaker 2: to do that from into Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do remember you trying to do that.
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  Speaker 3: And you just pick your nose and a way.
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  Speaker 2: No, I grabbed a bit of here out of my
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  Speaker 2: mustache and shifted a way.
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  Speaker 3: I get a bit of sleep if I do poos, right.
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  Speaker 1: I never do poos before I go to sleep. That's
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  Speaker 1: it's just weird to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, So if you like, let's just say you
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  Speaker 2: ate something really spice and had to do poos before bed,
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  Speaker 2: hold you then not go to sleep because it's too weird,
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  Speaker 2: because it's like I just did poos, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to sleep. That'd be weird.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I do. Keys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what I mean. But I've got a very strong
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  Speaker 1: constitution so I'm not like you. I don't have spicy
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  Speaker 1: food and then immediately have an atrocity in a toilet,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Because that's.
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  Speaker 2: Not a meeting, it's like five hours later. It depends
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  Speaker 2: how spicy the noodles. Where it's always noodles as well.
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  Speaker 3: Just on the spicy noodles. You know how I had
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  Speaker 3: food poisoning the other day? Yeah, yeah, shataki found out
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't the Shataki. Oh, because I remember I told
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  Speaker 3: you guys, I tested like a little bit more just
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  Speaker 3: to see if it would like make my gut sacked
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  Speaker 3: up again like a little bit, and it didn't. And
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  Speaker 3: then I recalled, well, actually it wasn't me, it was
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  Speaker 3: my partner said, oh, what if it was this chicken
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  Speaker 3: burrito from this other restaurant, that fast food that's Taco Bell.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because we're dissing them, so it doesn't matter. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 2: as long as we're not big up in Taco Bell.
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  Speaker 2: Say you got food poisoning from them? So yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: come on, man, did you get food poisoning from Reburger?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: God, no, God, no, exactly, I wouldn't ever, You know why.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny and I'm happy to mention Taco Bells because
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  Speaker 2: I ate Taco bell and the States.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This is two thousand and eleven. My dad took me
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  Speaker 2: over there on a business trip and I asked, I
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  Speaker 2: was dead deck, can we please please pull on and
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  Speaker 2: get some Taco Bell. I've heard about it, I've never
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  Speaker 2: had it. And he was like, yes, son, we could
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  Speaker 2: do that. So he pulled in and got Taco bell
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  Speaker 2: ate it like maybe like four or five hours later,
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  Speaker 2: same as you. Yeah, just being my guts out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and he was like, yeah, congrats, now you've had the
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  Speaker 2: proper Taco bell American that was what it was.
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  Speaker 1: And you've got chunder all through the car.
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  Speaker 2: Good one little keezy, a little gezy.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to ship yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know I didn't ship myself? Jays? Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: chun did? I forgot to I got to read out
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  Speaker 2: this doctor's note on tomorrows show. Can we remember that
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  Speaker 2: we need we need to write we need to lock
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  Speaker 2: in these things for tomorrow show because that is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: My wife and I were going through.
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  Speaker 1: You must have hundreds of them, uh not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't keep them usually, but my wife and I
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  Speaker 2: were going through like this, folder of old documents. We've
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  Speaker 2: got most of them like house and Edmond and appliance
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  Speaker 2: manuals and all sorts of stuff. And she just pulled
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  Speaker 2: out this doctor's note. Was like, what the hell is
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  Speaker 2: this and then rid out what the doctor wrote, and
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  Speaker 2: we both, especially her, she was like crying with laughter,
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  Speaker 2: and she's like, I'm gonna send the photo of this
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  Speaker 2: to Pugs and I was like, no, I'll bring it
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  Speaker 2: in and I'll read it. Yeah, it's so stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I did that the other day when I was going
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  Speaker 1: through my Deli draw and you rifling through it. I
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  Speaker 1: was rifling through it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this particular dilly, yes, and.
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  Speaker 1: I came across about four or five of my school
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  Speaker 1: reports from primary school.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you keep them with your dillies?
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  Speaker 1: Just in that draw? You know, God, I was an
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  Speaker 1: outstanding student.
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  Speaker 2: That is such a great yard. So you found your
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  Speaker 2: school reports and you were awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, seriously, it was like a one a one a
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  Speaker 1: one a one a one serious, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Serious, James kind of give peaked in high school, Jace.
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  Speaker 1: I know, this was like primary school even worse, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And Jason is a pleasure to have them that Jason
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  Speaker 1: has a pleasure to have in the classroom and engaging, charming,
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  Speaker 1: funny young man. What citric citric?
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  Speaker 2: What point in your life do you think from that
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  Speaker 2: to if and Gifford and sighing all the time.
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  Speaker 1: That's a really good question, she liked to I think
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  Speaker 1: it's quite running there. So I think probably my mid
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  Speaker 1: about your age, Gizy.
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  Speaker 2: Actually really I think so was it children? Did children
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  Speaker 2: do this to you?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was actually earlier than that. Yeah? Kids, right,
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  Speaker 1: and you're not even and Jeff and at the kids
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  Speaker 1: you're even, and Jeff and at the stress.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, Okay, so I'm changed you from being a
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  Speaker 2: charming young man. I would love to admit charming young Jason.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to admit you guys who have met me
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  Speaker 1: in my heyday.
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  Speaker 2: We've asked this before, but genuinely, I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: he would have got on or not. Yeah, maybe you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, because like when you're younger, you're
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  Speaker 2: a lot more prone to I don't know, being that
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  Speaker 2: guy's weird, you know, Whereas now I'm open to gender anyone.
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  Speaker 3: I think given his disposition of being very charming and
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  Speaker 3: very funny, would make him have some wolves up that
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  Speaker 3: made it quite hard to get through to him as
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  Speaker 3: a friend when he already had mates. Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 2: Not really, It's Jason's charming and funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we know when he was in his heydays, Ah,
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  Speaker 3: when he was sorry, not now.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I've always been funny, gasy right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. The Warchy Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 2: on Radio Hierarchy. Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I actually think you know who if I can give
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  Speaker 1: you And this is a reference that the audience won't understand.
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  Speaker 1: There was a young fellow that used to work here
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  Speaker 1: who I was kind of very similar to at that age.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, did he live in a tent for a while? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: because he now oversees your weapon. Yes, you were like him.
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  Speaker 1: I was kind of footloose and fancy free like him
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  Speaker 1: a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and then when you had like four beers, would
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  Speaker 2: you unload NonStop philosophy? Yes, at people very much? So
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  Speaker 2: wow you are, yes, a lovely guy, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: very much. Yes that's Tom. Yeah, that's Tom who used
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  Speaker 2: to work Huge Loss. Actually, so that's what you were like.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, he was probably nicer than I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually nice. You were quite nice? Yeah, how nice?
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  Speaker 2: Are you now genuinely I'm very nice? Seriously, would you
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  Speaker 2: say you're a really nice bloke, I'd say, now that
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  Speaker 2: I know absolutely you are a nice bloke. Yes, But
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  Speaker 2: if someone meets you for the first time, are you're
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  Speaker 2: a nice bloke?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm very My wife and I were talking about
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  Speaker 1: this the other day, how we hate small talk, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm very open m and non judgmental in reality.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. Right. Why do you hate small talk?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I love small talk.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's just it's small talk. It's just bullshit. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm a talk I'm the sort of person though,
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  Speaker 1: that if I'm in a group of people in a
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  Speaker 1: social situation and no one's talking, I will take it
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  Speaker 1: upon myself to talk to lessen any awkwardness, or you'll
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  Speaker 1: fill the dead. Ear I'll feel I'll fill the dead.
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  Speaker 3: Are I like small talk? I agree with you, Chris.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a very normal part of life.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking about stuff that happens with people's day to day,
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  Speaker 3: which is the every day and how we spend our lives.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we like Jay's here we go? Really? Hey man,
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  Speaker 2: how are you going?
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  Speaker 1: Fine? Things? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What did you get up to this week?
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  Speaker 1: Not much? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What about the weekend?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? Nothing?
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  Speaker 3: How's work man going?
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  Speaker 1: All good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't do anything at the weekend, so you
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  Speaker 2: said at home and did nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Just chilled, just chilled.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's something we like, did you.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have to be so aggressive? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Small try to small talk with you, you'd be.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel undappreciated. It feels like you're just going
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  Speaker 1: about psyched.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's just no. I've heard that you're so funny
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  Speaker 2: and charming, but you've got these walls up at the moment,
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  Speaker 2: I can't seem to break through them. So yeah, I can.
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  Speaker 3: See ye appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't lead anywhere good.
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  Speaker 2: Usually I'll sort of be like, I'll just I'll try that.
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  Speaker 2: What have you been up to me? And how's your
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  Speaker 2: weekend being? Blah blah? What do you do for? What
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  Speaker 2: do you do for work?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Do that? And then I say that too forgetting nothing?
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  Speaker 2: Just saw a man? How about the wars this year?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: And then if they're giving me nothing with that, then
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  Speaker 2: I just sort of packed my bag and leave because
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  Speaker 2: I'm not interested. If you you know, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to make an effort. You're not gonna make an effort, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you're not making an effort in small
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  Speaker 2: talk situation.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what I'm saying is that I will, in reality
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  Speaker 1: make an effort with small talk. I fucking hate it, right,
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  Speaker 1: but I will make an effort so I won't leave
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  Speaker 1: people hanging right.
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  Speaker 2: So let's just say, next time with your live show, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: anyone can come up to you and have some small
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  Speaker 2: small talk chilty chat and you'll be sweet.
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  Speaker 1: No, I prefer they left me alone. Yes, I thought so, Hey, fellers,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? That's about?
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  Speaker 2: Stop clock watching?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, man, I just things to do
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  Speaker 1: today of yard work I've got Can you come help
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  Speaker 1: me with my I've got to say it. I've got
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  Speaker 1: a water blast, but.
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  Speaker 2: Deck, I did that. I don't know you actually? Do
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  Speaker 2: you want to borrow my water blaster?
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  Speaker 1: Actually? Could? I?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That is that your water?
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  Speaker 2: But that's my water butler last it actually is ye
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent. You can borrow it if you want.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: Can I call you guys on drive today for some content?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, I've fucking done the show today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can call me man, because I don't mind
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  Speaker 2: having a small tank.
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  Speaker 3: I can ask your hands, go man, how's your job
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  Speaker 3: and what you do for work?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely have about them wise this year, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, Pas if.
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  Speaker 2: You want to. But it's on a three way call.
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  Speaker 2: Is that possible? Yeah, let's do that. Do a conference
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  Speaker 2: call with us, a three way All you heard was hey,
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  Speaker 2: listen to the Hiducky Big Show usually four or seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow though, we will be on breakfast again six am
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  Speaker 2: till nine. And of course potty is available wherever you
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  Speaker 2: usually get them.
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  Speaker 1: Good staff,