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COLD CUTS: Staff Meeting Boosies · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whodarchy Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodach.
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  Speaker 3: Cool Jam There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. The time is five twenty five. We're talking
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  Speaker 3: my addiction films.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to lay blame here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you good, good, that's a rest.
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  Speaker 3: But I must say there was one incident that triggered
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  Speaker 3: me badly, and it was old pugsn.
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  Speaker 4: And he brought in was this on Friday movie?
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  Speaker 2: It was?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he brought in, Kezy a very cute, little dinky
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  Speaker 3: pack of Vietnamese ciggies.
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  Speaker 5: That's interesting because he also did that the live show
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  Speaker 5: when we're inderneath it. Yes, he's trying to enable you.
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  Speaker 4: And he just left him on the desk and he said,
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  Speaker 4: check these out, Chase.
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  Speaker 2: He did, and I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like wow, And it was such a dinky, cute little pack.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, you know, surely one of one.
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  Speaker 4: Of those little what little bassards won't count.
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  Speaker 5: No, it does count, anything counts. I can't believe that happened.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs. You know, do you have anything to say for yourself? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I mean for those for those none of Jason's business
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  Speaker 6: what I brought into the office, all right, except for
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  Speaker 6: you shove them into his face, and I respect you
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  Speaker 6: for it. Pugs, it was a great move from you.
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  Speaker 6: For those just tuning in, Jason's hating his wife because
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  Speaker 6: he can't smoke cigarettes, or vape or drink, so he's
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  Speaker 6: trying to find something else to get addicted to.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm currently getting addicted to being a bit of an.
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  Speaker 6: Asshole, an absolute son of a bee, an absolute piece.
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  Speaker 2: Of which I don't recommend. I don't think it looks
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  Speaker 2: him over there feels good to me.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people are texting in jas with support
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  Speaker 5: and suggestions, which is good. Get addicted to golf and
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  Speaker 5: wear it like a personality.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I would play golf.
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  Speaker 5: Why because oh, Keysy is too busy to play with me.
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  Speaker 4: Not too busy for a long weekend with the feelers though,
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  Speaker 4: was he?
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't great? Yeah? Yeah, played three games this one.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe start a collection, Hoidy j like a collection of
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  Speaker 5: Sultan pepper shakers.
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  Speaker 3: My aunt Maizie did that, My great aunt Maizie, and
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  Speaker 3: I kid you not.
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  Speaker 4: She had a house with.
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  Speaker 3: Cabinets everywhere full of Sultan pepper shaker and your blood
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  Speaker 3: get into it.
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  Speaker 4: My wife has duck.
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  Speaker 2: Plates, so you know, duck plates.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not having Sultan pepper shakers and dunt plate till
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  Speaker 3: over the apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Take up a musical instrument. No, tried that. Tried that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: didn't get addicted to that, did you?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Not at all.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Take up building lego. Very good for your mind in
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  Speaker 2: your later years. There you go, Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, someone actually made the suggestion, and I've heard it
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  Speaker 3: before that I can't around a bag of wedges of
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  Speaker 3: lemon that's right, really sour, and then you just as
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  Speaker 3: soon as you're get to news, you chuck it in
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  Speaker 3: your mouth and it rewires the brain immediately. But I'm
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  Speaker 3: not carrying a bag of bloody lemon wedges around with me, not.
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  Speaker 2: A giant bag. It's a small SnapLock bag. I've never
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  Speaker 2: heard of that before.
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  Speaker 5: The guy called up our show a couple of years
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  Speaker 5: ago when Jason decided to quit the first time.
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  Speaker 2: Right years ago, I was about five years ago, and
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  Speaker 2: my wife and my wife suggested the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's something to do with a sharp change of taste. Well,
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  Speaker 3: do something.
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  Speaker 6: People are treating you like an idiot. Man ground with
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  Speaker 6: a pocket full of lemons.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Jason's way too smart for that. It's not
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  Speaker 5: gonna work. Well if this is how, If this helps,
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  Speaker 5: I've googled the most addictive things on the planet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice, Heroin, never tried it. You take that up food.
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  Speaker 5: You can just blow out massively.
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  Speaker 2: I have in the past. When I've given out blown out,
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  Speaker 2: I eat a lot more. That's true. Pokies talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: Queen of the Nile, because you know, I go past
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  Speaker 3: the casino every night and I've got my dog squad money.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, not those ones, like real sad ones, you know, like,
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  Speaker 5: oh you die terrible.
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  Speaker 4: But then there'll be it'll be in a bar, they'll
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  Speaker 4: be beers.
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  Speaker 2: He's everywhere scrolling social media.
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  Speaker 3: No, I kind of do that anyway. It just annoys me,
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  Speaker 3: gets me angry.
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  Speaker 2: Pornography, caffeine and crack.
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  Speaker 6: You had to get though, Yeah, yeah, we're trying to
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  Speaker 6: get Oh well.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I'll just have to be a backbone and carry
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  Speaker 3: on and then I'm I'm not that much of a
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  Speaker 3: pain to be around, to be honest. My wife's she's
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  Speaker 3: moved up north for a little while with her mum.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, a little one's hanging out with her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't even like what I'm having for dinner tonight.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's just some stuffed pasta or something. I hate
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  Speaker 4: that shit.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like ads?
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  Speaker 1: No, The hold Ikey Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hold I Clear there on the Radio Holder Key Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday evening. The time is six thirty seven.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give out some advice. Feels sixty night.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, met Patty NEPs sixty nine at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 5: It is a real email address. If you ever need
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  Speaker 5: advice on any If you ever need advice on anything,
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  Speaker 5: get in touch and if it gets read out on
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  Speaker 5: the show, you get a prize.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff, man, How good is that man? And it's
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent anonymous as well.
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  Speaker 5: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: That's one comes from anonymous.
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  Speaker 4: Get our fellers.
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  Speaker 2: It's too late for that man. There's that little spot
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  Speaker 2: at the start. It's too late.
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  Speaker 5: This is the issue is I know he's going to
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  Speaker 5: do it at some point, and it's before he got
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  Speaker 5: out of the way really early, but he held onto that
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  Speaker 5: one some building up.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, the boss was telling us we need to get
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  Speaker 6: rid of a few segments. Maybe this is one that's
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  Speaker 6: got to go. It's falling apart at the seems man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he always says that, I mean, this is
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  Speaker 5: a great segment. This is this is my favorite segment.
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  Speaker 2: It's a community service. It is, you know, just.
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  Speaker 5: Because Jays yells randomly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should ask the whole got a time with
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  Speaker 2: my headphones?
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean when Jay screams that, yeah, good.
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  Speaker 5: A fail is anonymous?
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  Speaker 2: Here.
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  Speaker 5: My lovely partner and I have recently got engaged and
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  Speaker 5: are currently in the midst of wedding planning. We're finding
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  Speaker 5: it quite punishing and bloody expensive. Yeah, do you have
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  Speaker 5: any tips to make sure it all goes smoothly or
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  Speaker 5: anything else we should splash out on and or anything
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  Speaker 5: we can skip. We definitely don't want the day to
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  Speaker 5: only be a six out of ten in brackets. Will
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  Speaker 5: avoid Keysy's wife making the cake chairs anonymous? That's why
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  Speaker 5: would she make your wedding cake?
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't even make sense, It doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 3: Well, first, the first thing you need to do is
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  Speaker 3: find a mate that's got really nice DEGs, you know,
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  Speaker 3: or it might be a relative or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Is someone that's really wealthy or whatever, and say, can
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  Speaker 3: we hold our wedding at your place, which is what
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  Speaker 3: we did with our friends.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: All I'll say is you might think that having a
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  Speaker 5: wedding at someone's house or property or whatever is cheaper.
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  Speaker 5: It's actually not anymore. It's more expensive. We found that out.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you know, by the time you hire the
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  Speaker 5: marquee and get the generators in and blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 5: it's super expensive. The only way we found a cut
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  Speaker 5: cost was to not invite work mates.
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  Speaker 2: Babe. I was going to say, that's the way to
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because let's be honest, would you be mates of
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  Speaker 5: them if you weren't working together.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's some truth in that. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 2: we did do.
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  Speaker 3: And this is just a serious note for a moment,
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  Speaker 3: which was really good.
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  Speaker 2: In a lieu of giving us a.
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  Speaker 3: Present, we said, make a contribution to the bar, to
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  Speaker 3: the bar, to the bar drink well, so people instead
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  Speaker 3: of buying us a prison, they donated money to an
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  Speaker 3: account which was the bar account, and we bought our
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  Speaker 3: pest with that money.
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  Speaker 2: That's nice, that's a good way to do it, and
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  Speaker 2: saved us a crap.
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  Speaker 5: Load because The other way to do is you go, oh,
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  Speaker 5: put some money towards the honeymoon. Yes, did you have
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  Speaker 5: a honeymoon?
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  Speaker 2: No? Yeah, because of a bombing cold you. That's right,
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  Speaker 2: you're supposed to cut. Did you have a terrible gig
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  Speaker 2: as well? Yeah? Yeah? Can you just give me the
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  Speaker 2: fear little line there? K You see? Is what there's
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  Speaker 2: something about avoiding something.
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  Speaker 5: For you, anything we should splash out on and or
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  Speaker 5: anything we can skip, Skip the wedding, Skip the wedding.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah completely.
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  Speaker 4: You could.
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  Speaker 3: Just go down to the registry office and do it
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  Speaker 3: that way.
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  Speaker 4: It just doesn't cost.
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  Speaker 5: It's not about you though, it's about your friends and
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  Speaker 5: family and having them all together.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: They can pay for it, then, well that's not what
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: They can chip in. You did, jays. It makes sense, yes,
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  Speaker 6: And there's no way that you can have a wedding
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  Speaker 6: with out there being a few dramas along the way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you know you got to embrace that part of it.
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  Speaker 6: That's the best part of it.
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  Speaker 5: Can I genuine, genuine suggestion here? Flag the wedding cake?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you don't need a wedding cake. Everyone's steamed
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  Speaker 5: by the time the cake comes out, it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: do you want to stop drinking and partying and have
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  Speaker 5: some cake.
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  Speaker 6: We didn't have a cake. What we had, and this
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  Speaker 6: was a good one. We had a selection of cheeses
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  Speaker 6: and crackers in that, you know, because people are still
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  Speaker 6: drinking and that, and they'll rip into the cheeses and
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  Speaker 6: that about as much as they would the cake. Keysy,
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  Speaker 6: it turned out until cheese. We've got all this wonderful cheese.
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  Speaker 6: The venue refused to give us the cheese. They said
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  Speaker 6: it was a health a health risk, and they keeped
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  Speaker 6: it all. They kept it all bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: That happened to us. It's a similar, similar thing. So
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  Speaker 2: you know what we had. We didn't have a We
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  Speaker 2: did trumpets, hand out rumpets. We didn't have cake creams.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have an k.
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  Speaker 4: Or either fellas.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 2: What we had.
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  Speaker 3: We had like I don't even know how you describe it.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say like a muffin tower, but
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  Speaker 3: they were little sort of balls a tower of muffins,
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  Speaker 3: but you know, and it was just this big pyramid
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  Speaker 3: sort of quite beautifully made, and you just pull a
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  Speaker 3: ball off.
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  Speaker 2: And right chow down on that. It sounds like some
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  Speaker 2: Poor Taste.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio Darky.
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  Speaker 3: Guns Roses Here on the Radio Darkey Big Show This
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  Speaker 3: Thursday evening the time six twenty.
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  Speaker 6: Five, Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. I got
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  Speaker 6: a bone to pick now. Today was a very important
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  Speaker 6: day at Radio Hurdarchy and it was a huge day
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  Speaker 6: for the entire company New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: Me insid Yeah, that's the name of the company, m z.
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  Speaker 6: Emmy, And it's when we get to have a power
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  Speaker 6: well with the big wigs and talk about the big plans,
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  Speaker 6: do you know what I mean? And so everybody got
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  Speaker 6: together and we got to go upstairs, which we never
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  Speaker 6: get to do. We didn't know where were It was
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  Speaker 6: an absolute can I say? It was an absolute shambles
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  Speaker 6: trying to get up there. We're taking the wrong elevators,
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  Speaker 6: the wrong way. Jace was wandering around saying he was
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  Speaker 6: walking at the back and he said, will there be smacks?
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  Speaker 5: Well, to be fair, we were given the wrong time
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  Speaker 5: and the wrong destinations.
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  Speaker 6: It was an absolute plava. And then we get in
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  Speaker 6: there and we start getting into some really interesting chat
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  Speaker 6: about what they've got planned and that we're doing a
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  Speaker 6: great job and these are the sort of things that
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  Speaker 6: we want to be doing. And you know it was
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  Speaker 6: it was really engaged because we only get to do
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  Speaker 6: it once a year, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I
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  Speaker 6: was asking questions, Keasy was asking questions. We were loving
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  Speaker 6: it the whole to everyone was here, Jeremy, Maniah, everybody
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  Speaker 6: that you don't, everyone that's on you, everyone that's off you,
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  Speaker 6: from the whole teams, and they're talking to the big wigs.
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  Speaker 6: And you know, I looked to my right and I'm
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  Speaker 6: sitting to Houghty J. And there's Hoidy J off to
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  Speaker 6: my right there his elbows on his knees, leaning forward,
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  Speaker 6: surfing Instagram, not listening to a.
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  Speaker 2: Word of it. Well are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: Well was when Keezy started asking those stupid bloody questions, Jace,
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  Speaker 3: can we not do this?
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  Speaker 5: We have one meeting a year. It's half an hour long,
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  Speaker 5: one meeting a year. You can't just be on Instagram
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  Speaker 5: looking at buzzies. Man, You've got to be long.
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  Speaker 2: And there was the thing the buzzies. Now. The other
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  Speaker 2: thing that happened was he wasn't just looking once is
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  Speaker 2: the sort of went through it.
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  Speaker 6: He clocked it, and then he turned it off for
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  Speaker 6: a minute or two, and then he went back to it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you noticed, but at some point
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  Speaker 6: he bumped it and the audio went.
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  Speaker 2: I was wondering what that was, and what the hell was.
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  Speaker 6: I tell you what you've never seen Jason's I shoot
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  Speaker 6: up to the front and looked very interested in what
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  Speaker 6: was happening.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what are we talking about?
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  Speaker 6: He did not want to be the one that got
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  Speaker 6: found out for showing zero interest in what we're trying
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  Speaker 6: to do around here.
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  Speaker 3: The only reason that I went and looked at it
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  Speaker 3: a second time was I was trying to figure out
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  Speaker 3: why I had so many buzzies on my Instagram and
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  Speaker 3: I've been inundated by Pugsign and Keezy sending me stupid stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's all busy stuff, and.
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  Speaker 3: It was I admit I was distracted not by the buzzies,
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  Speaker 3: but by the fact that there were buzzies on my
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  Speaker 3: phone sent from Kezy and Patches, and I was trying
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  Speaker 3: to figure out how to get it off my phone.
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  Speaker 6: It's interesting because in an amazing you would expect that
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  Speaker 6: you wouldn't know, because how would you know unleast you
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  Speaker 6: grabbed your phone out of your pocket when your boss
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  Speaker 6: was talking, opened it, pushed Instagram and started trawling, like
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  Speaker 6: tell me what it.
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  Speaker 3: Was because they mentioned YouTube there, and I went on,
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  Speaker 3: are are we on YouTube?
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  Speaker 4: Shall have it?
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  Speaker 2: You know we're on you?
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  Speaker 4: What's our KPI there?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And so I was trying
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  Speaker 2: to fight.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, of course because they were
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  Speaker 3: talking figures fellows, you know, like your Instagrams and your
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  Speaker 3: stuff like that and inst and I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: just got to check what are round numbers there?
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  Speaker 2: So I can contribute to what you hear.
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  Speaker 3: And then all that ended up happening, of course, was
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  Speaker 3: that I was inundated with buzzy stuff seent by Keysy
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  Speaker 3: and Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: Pugs do you remember sending any buzzy material on Instagram?
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  Speaker 5: I haven't send you any buzzies today, Jays thank you today?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Not today? Man. The meeting I was long, so
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  Speaker 2: because we were talking about and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, yeah, how because I even
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  Speaker 3: kicked out our site for a long time a side,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and I was like how many how many
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  Speaker 3: fans do we how many.
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  Speaker 4: I'll always doing here? So how many do we have
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  Speaker 4: thirty six thousand.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's not bad.
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  Speaker 5: You know why he knows that because he was sooously
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  Speaker 5: looking at his phone checking there, rather than being locked
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  Speaker 5: in here on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to make sure that the information the
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  Speaker 3: top brass were giving us was accurate.
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  Speaker 5: Patten, I think you've unpluged your microphone.
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  Speaker 2: The EMU it's just died. He's called the card out
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  Speaker 2: of the back of it. You guse. I'm over these
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  Speaker 2: excuses for I'm unplugging. He's fair boy.
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  Speaker 1: Slip the hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Akey