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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 1st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity training for politically correct.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Today is Tuesday. It is September the 1st.
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  Speaker 2: Can you believe it, CBass?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 2: I know. I caught up to him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes he creates his own problems. We tell your kids, like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: you know what? If something or someone's annoying you, just
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  Speaker 4: ignore them.
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  Speaker 2: But he can't.
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  Speaker 4: And so when someone goes, man, I can't believe it's
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  Speaker 4: already September.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what can't you believe? I'd like to point out
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  Speaker 2: that I didn't even come up with this. I just
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  Speaker 2: agreed with it when Jimmy Kimmel pointed it out.
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  Speaker 4: But because you can't make fun of Jimmy Kimmel, you
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  Speaker 4: can't make fun of Seabass.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: That's not the timeline of this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, a thousand percent.
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  Speaker 4: No, it started with you criticizing us. And then when
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  Speaker 4: Jimmy Kimmel did it, you go, oh, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I've been saying? Revisionist history.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: It was in that order.
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  Speaker 4: You did not get that from Jimmy Kimmel. You found
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  Speaker 4: Jimmy Kimmel supported your, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Take on the.
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  Speaker 2: But you're also revising history. Go around the room. I'll
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  Speaker 2: check the— Frank, how do you remember that? And please
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  Speaker 2: be honest.
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  Speaker 3: I am being honest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, true.
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  Speaker 3: I have a terrible memory. But I remember that you
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  Speaker 3: using the Jimmy Kimmel thing to reinforce what you had
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  Speaker 3: already said. Thank you. Thank you. Not like, oh, look,
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel pointed it out.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even remember the Jimmy Kimmel part at all.
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  Speaker 2: You don't? He does the thing with newscasters. because he
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  Speaker 2: found they were lazy and hack. And so he would
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  Speaker 2: play a montage of them.
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  Speaker 4: Can't believe it's October already.
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  Speaker 2: And then he would just make fun of them. And
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  Speaker 2: I said, huh, I know some people like that.
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  Speaker 4: Can you remember how this went, Sammy?
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  Speaker 2: You've been around for this whole thing.
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  Speaker 7: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was before Sammy, actually. Was it? Can't
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  Speaker 2: believe it. Yeah, because it was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: That was P.S.? Yeah. Pre-Sammy?
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  Speaker 1: Pre-Sam?
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  Speaker 2: Pre-Specie?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah. I got it right here. News anchors can't
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  Speaker 2: believe it's May.
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  Speaker 3: Kimmel.
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  Speaker 2: Was, no, okay, that was 2021.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 2: It's 2021, so it's been a long time. You've been
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  Speaker 2: on the ground floor. I can't believe. Jimmy Kimmel and Seabass,
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  Speaker 2: both observant and smart. Was that.
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  Speaker 9: Jimmy Kimmel still doing his show?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's doing hiatus, so he had like Jelly
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  Speaker 2: Roll substitute. Where's the O'Donnell? Yeah, here's the.
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  Speaker 4: Today is the first day of May, and once again,
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  Speaker 4: our nation's newscasters were caught flat-footed.
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  Speaker 2: May 1st.
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  Speaker 4: Can you believe it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 10: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I really can't believe May is here, Sharon.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe it's May already. I can't believe it's
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  Speaker 2: May 1st already.
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  Speaker 7: It is May 1st, a new month.
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  Speaker 2: Can you believe it? It's hard to believe we're in May.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: May 1st.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you know what you just did right now?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's one of those clips with Jimmy Kimmel.
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  Speaker 2: They take the soundbites from everything all day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we'll have to go back. You know, Greg
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  Speaker 4: keeps those meticulous notes. We'll have to maybe go back
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  Speaker 4: and see if we can find the beginning of that.
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  Speaker 3: The origin.
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  Speaker 2: Big debate. Thank you. Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Today, September 1st, is World Letter Writing Day.
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  Speaker 10: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I support that.
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  Speaker 7: I do love a letter.
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  Speaker 4: It is Acne Positivity Day.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I'm positively sure I don't want acne. Get your pink
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  Speaker 2: heart sticker.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, that is a difference between
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  Speaker 4: now and maybe when we were growing up. Is that
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  Speaker 4: now it's like kids are like putting the stickers on there.
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  Speaker 4: It draws attention, too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Whereas, man, you would do anything to hide.
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  Speaker 3: Call out of school.
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  Speaker 2: But, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Today is American Chess Day. It's National Child Identity Theft
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  Speaker 4: Awareness Day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: It's National No Rhyme Nor Reason Day. Today's National Tofu Day,
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  Speaker 4: no thank you, and it's Cherry Popover Day today.
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  Speaker 3: This sounds dry.
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  Speaker 4: And despite what you may think, the overwhelming majority of
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  Speaker 4: people still believe that boys and girls are different.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 6: No way.
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  Speaker 4: And more specifically, should be brought up with different sets
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  Speaker 4: of toys.
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  Speaker 7: Come on now.
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  Speaker 4: Now, again, this is all normal by the numbers, and
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  Speaker 4: let's see if you can figure out Which list each
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  Speaker 4: thing ended up on?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The toys that should only be for.
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  Speaker 4: Boys, girls, or both.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll see how well you do. Toy trucks. Boys.
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  Speaker 10: Boys.
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  Speaker 2: Which list did it end up on? Probably boys.
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  Speaker 4: Again, this is normal by the numbers. It ended up
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  Speaker 4: on the boys list.
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  Speaker 3: No way. Shocking.
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  Speaker 2: What about baby dolls?
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see. You got to really think on this one.
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  Speaker 7: Probably girls.
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  Speaker 5: Girls?
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  Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Girls.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the girls list.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Stuffed animals.
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  Speaker 3: Both.
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  Speaker 2: Both, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Girls.
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  Speaker 2: That's for everybody. It's a trick.
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  Speaker 4: There is no both list, and it definitely ended up
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  Speaker 4: on the girls list.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really? I've been lied to.
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  Speaker 2: Toy guns. Boys.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Going boys. Boys, yes, boys. You guys are really good
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  Speaker 2: at this. This is crazy. Tea sets.
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  Speaker 8: A tea set.
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  Speaker 7: For serving tea or for golfing?
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  Speaker 4: I'll give you a hint. If you say boys, you're wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Play makeup sets.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That's boys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, girls. Action figures. Boys.
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  Speaker 3: Boys.
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  Speaker 4: Kitchen play sets.
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  Speaker 8: Girls.
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  Speaker 7: I would have said both, but I guess girls.
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  Speaker 2: Girls.
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  Speaker 4: Although, like, I think boys of a certain age thought
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  Speaker 4: that stuff was cool.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They play restaurant.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because, like, I remember when I was little,
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  Speaker 4: I want to say, like, maybe a kindergarten age. like
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  Speaker 4: somewhere around there. This one friend, the sister had this
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  Speaker 4: pretty cool kitchen, like a fake kitchen thing.
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  Speaker 3: And you thought it was fun?
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  Speaker 4: And I remember we all thought it was cool.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 11: It's also girls who are playing, quote, playing house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and taking care of their husbands.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought the toy cash registers were the coolest.
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  Speaker 2: Those are super cool. Whoa, you have a cash register. Ballin'.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. Toy tool sets.
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  Speaker 9: Little boys.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are really good.
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  Speaker 7: This is really tough.
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  Speaker 2: And then building blocks.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, again, I would have said both, but I
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  Speaker 7: guess boys.
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  Speaker 5: Boys.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Boys are definitely more with the blocks than the... They
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  Speaker 4: keep trying. Menace, you know, you're a big Lego guy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Still?
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  Speaker 2: You still own the Legos?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't heard about the Legos in a while.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a minute. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I kind of finished all the sets that I wanted
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  Speaker 9: to do. The only ones above that that I would
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  Speaker 9: want to do are like $ 225 each, and I'm not
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  Speaker 9: buying those.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just imagined Menace's wife, Spicy Nacho, coming home.
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  Speaker 3: I was toiling away.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like those small ones.
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  Speaker 3: I'm busy, honey.
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  Speaker 4: He's watching Hello Kitty and building Legos.
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  Speaker 2: And Bravo. Oh, yeah, watching Bravo. While high. I'm watching
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  Speaker 2: the Stashies show right now. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Because Lego was trying, I forget what they called that
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  Speaker 4: line of Lego sets. No, it was for girls, though.
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  Speaker 4: It was specifically targeted at girls.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because my daughter got a couple of those as birthday
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  Speaker 4: or Christmas gifts.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they definitely have those.
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  Speaker 9: And then right now they have the Olivia Rodrigo sets.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this was like a handful. This is pre-Olivia Rodrigo.
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  Speaker 7: What kind of stuff was it?
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  Speaker 4: Daisy or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm seeing Heart Lake City. There's a lot of flower ones.
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  Speaker 2: There's a Unicorn Dream Cafe. Yeah, but it was all
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  Speaker 2: under the umbrella. They're called Friends.
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  Speaker 3: Friends? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the Olivia Rodrigo one is popping right now. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's time for your birthdays and your porno birthday.
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  Speaker 6: Very thin on the birthdays today.
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  Speaker 2: It's your buddy's.
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  Speaker 6: Birthday, Seabass, Dr.
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  Speaker 8: Phil.
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  Speaker 6: Dr.
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  Speaker 4: Phil is 76 years old today.
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  Speaker 2: Phil needs to redeem himself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did a full episode.
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  Speaker 2: It's online.
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  Speaker 6: Dr.
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  Speaker 4: Phil did a full episode on Cartnarks.
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  Speaker 2: And not a fan, right?
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  Speaker 4: And Seabass was a guest. Seabass's mom was on the episode.
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  Speaker 2: I think he was playing not a fan, because otherwise
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  Speaker 2: it would just be he and me beating up on... Losers.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to say there?
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  Speaker 7: Dr.
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  Speaker 4: Phil is 76. Zendaya is 30 years old today.
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  Speaker 2: She's like A-list number one superstar right now.
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  Speaker 4: Lily Tomlin is 87. Tim Hardaway, the NBA Hall of Famer,
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  Speaker 4: is 60. And Gloria Estefan is, guess how old today, Greg?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: 69?
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  Speaker 2: 69. Man, you guys are on fire today. Are you
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  Speaker 2: forgetting Jungkook?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Jungkook Menace.
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  Speaker 4: John Cooke.
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  Speaker 2: John Cooke.
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  Speaker 3: John Cooke.
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  Speaker 2: Who's from BTS.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 4: Today's porno birthday is Elsa Jean. And today's birthday girl,
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  Speaker 4: she's had more people in her business than a tax auditor.
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  Speaker 4: 825 fine films, including Tiny Feet on Big Meat. She
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  Speaker 4: was in Can You Feel the Tightness? Volume 1. Greg,
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  Speaker 4: she was in Bush Friends Forever. Also, Les Massage Each Other.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: Sexy Hitchhiker Stories, Volume 1. She was in Summer Breeze
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  Speaker 4: in the Nude.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 4: Also, falling in love one inch at a time.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, that's how you do it.
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  Speaker 2: And then who can.
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  Speaker 4: Forget her unforgettable role in Forget Work, It's Time to Slurp.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we've been saying. Yeah, forget it.
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  Speaker 4: Forget work.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to slurp.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Slurp.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Elsa Jean, who's 30 years old today. And
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  Speaker 4: that's your porno birthday. Your celebrity birthday is here today
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  Speaker 4: on The Woody Show. The Woody Show. And we are
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  Speaker 4: into another hour.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Woody, Greg, Mary, Gina, Brad.
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  Speaker 10: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Who has got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 7: Well, 30 years after Tupac Shakur was killed, there's finally
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  Speaker 7: a conviction in the case. A Las Vegas jury found
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  Speaker 7: Dwayne Keefy D. Davis guilty of first-degree murder for helping
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  Speaker 7: to organize the 1996 drive-by shooting. Prosecutors didn't say Keefy D.
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  Speaker 7: actually pulled the trigger, but they did say that he
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  Speaker 7: was the shot caller who also provided the gun after
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  Speaker 7: Tupac and his crew beat up Keefy D. 's nephew
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  Speaker 7: earlier that night. And a lot of this case comes
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  Speaker 7: from Keefy D. 's own interviews and memoirs. where he
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  Speaker 7: talked about all this stuff very openly. But remember, he
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  Speaker 7: came out later and said that the ghostwriter added a
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  Speaker 7: bunch of fake stuff in the memoir, you guys. It
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  Speaker 7: was not him.
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  Speaker 3: It was just a lie.
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  Speaker 2: Not the whole thing about the gun. Yeah, yeah. OJ,
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  Speaker 2: if I did it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, exactly. Well, the jury wasn't buying it, and
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  Speaker 7: now he faces up to life in prison. But, of course,
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  Speaker 7: he has plans to appeal.
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  Speaker 9: I feel like no one really went, like, crazy over this.
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  Speaker 9: I feel like if this was 15 years ago and this.
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  Speaker 2: Happened, it would have broke the internet. But.
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  Speaker 9: Like, it barely even popped up anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: It was kind of just a blip on the radar.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean, God, it was 30 years ago.
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  Speaker 3: It's insane. It reminds me of that show, You Like Woody?
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  Speaker 3: I almost got away with it. Yeah. You know, for
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  Speaker 3: 30 years, just thinking like, huh, I guess I'm good.
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  Speaker 7: That is why I do not commit crimes. They always
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  Speaker 7: find you. Well, the jury and the Lindsay things.
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  Speaker 2: Is that why?
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  Speaker 7: That's the only reason. Otherwise, I would be my own
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  Speaker 7: personal Bonnie and Clyde.
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  Speaker 2: Or just keep on criming.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 9: No, I think also I was just– looking at a
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  Speaker 9: study yesterday about how they said there's less serial killers.
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  Speaker 9: And I believe it's because they just feel like they
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  Speaker 9: can't get away with it anymore.
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  Speaker 7: 100% correct.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was huge in the 80s. But now too
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  Speaker 2: many cameras.
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  Speaker 4: Now we just have mass shooters. We've moved on from
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  Speaker 4: serial killers to mass shooters.
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  Speaker 3: And Gina, we were wondering how we got first degree murder.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently Nevada law says if you help plan a murder...
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  Speaker 3: you are also responsible whether or not you pulled the trigger.
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  Speaker 7: That makes perfect sense. Well, the jury in the Lindsay
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  Speaker 7: Clancy murder trial has now spent three days deliberating, and
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  Speaker 7: they still haven't reached a verdict. Jurors have been going
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  Speaker 7: over the case for around 17 hours as they decided
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  Speaker 7: Clancy was legally responsible for killing her three young kids
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  Speaker 7: in 2023. That's what they're trying to figure out. Now,
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  Speaker 7: prosecutors say she knew exactly what she was doing, while
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  Speaker 7: her defense says she was suffering from postpartum psychosis. The
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  Speaker 7: jury went home again yesterday without a decision. They'll be
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  Speaker 7: back at it again today. So we'll see if they
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  Speaker 7: make a decision. And Lionel Messi is officially retiring from
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  Speaker 7: Argentina's national soccer team after 20 years. He's 39. He
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  Speaker 7: played in six World Cups, won the whole thing in 2022,
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  Speaker 7: and finished as Argentina's all-time leading scorer with 125 goals.
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  Speaker 7: Messi says he actually wrote his retirement letter two days
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  Speaker 7: after Argentina lost this summer's World Cup final. His dad
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  Speaker 7: died earlier this month, and he knew that's when he
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  Speaker 7: knew it was time to give it up. Now, he's
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  Speaker 7: still going to play professionally for Inter-Miami, so he's not
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  Speaker 7: done with that, but his days of playing for Argentina
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  Speaker 7: are officially over. A tropical depression is getting stronger and
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  Speaker 7: could become Tropical Storm Edward before hitting the Texas coast
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  Speaker 7: later today. Some areas of southeast Texas could get as
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  Speaker 7: much as nine inches of rain. So flooding is a
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  Speaker 7: huge concern.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you love nine inches?
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  Speaker 7: Deal with that all the time.
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  Speaker 3: It's a nice start.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 7: So if you're doing any traveling to or from the
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  Speaker 7: area or even you have like a layover, just make
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: sure to check the status of your flight.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: All the news I was hearing is it's Hurricane Edouard.
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: Edouard.
• 13:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like a douche saying that.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Edouard?
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: Eduard.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Eduard.
• 14:00
  Speaker 7: Well, it's with a U instead of a W, and
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: I didn't feel comfortable making that choice. And finally, the
• 14:07
  Speaker 7: FBI isn't as worried about your past anymore. They changed
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: some of its hiring rules and things that you used
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: to automatically get disqualified for.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: I saw this.
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: This is crazy.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: So you, I mean, I don't know if they're going
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: to end up hiring you. But they could. You can apply.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: It's not automatically disqualifying to apply for a job as
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: an FBI agent. if you have committed some of the
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: following crimes.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're so good.
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: Like hiring a hooker.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 14:33
  Speaker 7: That can be overlooked as long as it happened more
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: than 10 years ago.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Stealing from your employer.
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, they don't mind.
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: If you did that more than three years ago, you're fine. Oh,
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: but wait, there's more. Past bestiality or animal cruelty also
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: does not automatically disqualify you if it happened before you
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: were 18.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: It's hard to find good help, guys.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: Truly.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's a trap.
• 14:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, that actually could be true.
• 14:57
  Speaker 9: They're building a list.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Who had sex with a horse?
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Let's find out. What's the statute of limitations, you know?
• 15:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, now we know. So, like you said, they're
• 15:06
  Speaker 7: not automatically going to hire you, but you're not automatically disqualified.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: So, good luck, everybody.
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: Happy joining the FBI.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, talk about this Keith D.
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: Guy.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Keith D.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Or other things, like these people, like, are applying for
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: the FBI. It was anything over, you know, 10 years,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: whatever the thing is there.
• 15:24
  Speaker 10: Like.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Statute of limitations. I think people think they just get
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: past whatever and then they're good.
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: Well, like, did you no longer do it?
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Well, it depends on so many different things, right? I guess, like,
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: what type of crime it is.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Because then after, like, certain things, I think after, like,
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: a year or two years, it's just no longer, you
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: can no longer be, you know, prosecuted or whatever for things. Like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: there's no standard for anybody.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: And then that's why you get people writing books.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: Yes!
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Or now it's like, okay, well, it's like waiting for
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: a bad credit score to improve. Like, I had a bankruptcy,
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: but I waited seven years.
• 16:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: And so the statute of limitations.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: On my complete financial irresponsibility have now fallen off. And,
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: you know, yes, of course, there was some bestiality. And
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: of course, I hired a hooker. I stole from my employer.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: But that was X number of years ago. So now
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I can apply to be an FBI agent.
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: And three years isn't a very long time.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: From stealing from your employer.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: No, especially when you are the person who's going to
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: be investigating people stealing from their employer or stealing from
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: other people.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Or having sex with animals. Yeah, well, it's like when
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: they hire, you know, scammers, right?
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the white hats. They go from black hats to
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: white hats.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Catch me if you can. Abagnale. Yeah, I mean, if
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: you stole some toilet paper.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, who.
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: Didn't during COVID, right?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure that's what they're talking about, but okay.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Or if you hired a hooker.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: I don't think my parents have anything at this point
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: of mine.
• 17:03
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: I think I've gotten, I mean, over the years, I've
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: gotten everything out of their house.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Did they nag you to do that, or did you
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: want to do that?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: When my mom and my stepdad moved from the house.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, I only lived in this house for, I
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: don't know, a year before I got sent off to
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: boarding school. So, like, I didn't spend a lot of
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: time in this house, but they had a lot of crap, like,
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: in the basement.
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: And when they moved from there, they're like, all right,
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: they told my sisters, they told us, come get your stuff,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: whatever's not, it's going.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: And so at that point, man, there was, I had, like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: a lot of really cool old, you know, vinyl that
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I'd gotten over the years.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: What'd you do with it? I don't remember what I,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I think I just brought it and dropped it off at, like,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: one of those like record stores.
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Um, but, uh, yeah, I mean, I, I don't have
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: these journals laying around like Greg does, you know, Greg's.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Uh, I finally have possession of that stuff. His summer
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: in Cambridge journal. They did the whole nag thing, like,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: get your stuff, get your stuff. And then I said, no,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want this. I'm going to throw it out.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: We'll keep it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: I think my mom's the same way.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, there are people that I know that have
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: every piece of macaroni art that their kid did, and
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: they're holding on to that stuff.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: That's Marlis. That's my mother.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And what is she going to.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Do with it?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: It's just for you to throw away when she dies?
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: What am I supposed to do with all this crap?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Do your parents keep stuff, Seabass? I just came upon
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: an audio tape that I had made when I was
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: maybe 10 years old. I had it digitized. And it's
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: just a lot of like TV shows and me playing
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: poker with my brothers. Sweet. Nice. It's got like the
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: 1994 World Series. I can hear that. Like we were
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: watching that. Like, let's record this on our, because I
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: must have just gotten this audio recorder for fun. Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: but I'm not doing any fake radio shows or anything.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: No, we did those. It's pretty boring. It's just background music.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, my wife, thank God, is a person, she
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: loves to purge, right? She loves getting rid of stuff.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: So I'm pretty sure we might have a couple things,
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: even like the kids' artwork or things that she likes.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, this is cute.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: This was perfect for Mother's Day. Like, she'll take a
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: picture of it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: That's all you have to do.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: And then she has, I forget the company, but she
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: goes online, she puts all this stuff in, uploads it,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: and they send a bound book, and it's like, you know,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: for my son, age eight.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: And so it's all the stuff from age eight, and
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: it's on one little kind of bound book.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I never thought about doing that.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: You shove that in the bookshelf, and that's that.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: So you don't have all the stuff, but you have, like,
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: the picture, the memory of it, if it meant something,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: you want to keep it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: That's such a good idea.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Pictures from that year, as opposed to having a bunch
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: of different stuff printed out.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Like, that's definitely the way to do it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I bring this up because Gina discovered something on
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: her most recent trip home.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Kind of like how Greg did with his journal that
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: we've been hearing entries from this summer.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: In Cambridge.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: I will see that and raise it, Greg.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Tell everybody what you found.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: So I was going through my old drawers to see like, oh,
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: maybe I have some journals that are, you know, spicy
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: and illuminating. But instead, I got this bound like packet.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: It was like 50, 60 pages. I go, what in
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: the hell is this? And on the front it said,
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Gina grads psychological evaluation 1990. And I said, well, I'll
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: be damned. I don't really remember this, but let's crack
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: it open.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Were you ordered to take? Yeah, why are you getting
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: one of those? Did they keep the strape jacket too?
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: I did the whole thing in a padded room. Because
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: I was, suddenly I was failing in school. I became
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: really sad and kind of withdrawn. And so Marlis and
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: Steve decided to, you know, pay some outside help to
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: figure this out.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: But that was just being 90s. That was so 90s.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Very 90s. So anyone who like diagnoses themselves with stuff online,
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: I'm like, please, I had to go there for like
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: three days. So I pulled some of the highlights for
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: you guys. And, you know, maybe you can tell me
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: if you see this in me or if this.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Sounds like your thing.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Do you remember the testing?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: What did you have to do?
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: The more I read this, the more I remember.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It was both.
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: It was written. It was, you know, like blocks and
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: abstract stuff. And it was some of it was academic.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: For three days?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: It was very comprehensive.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Were they testing you for, like, not that anybody knew
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: what ADHD was at that time, but, like, when you
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: test kids now for ADHD, it's a pretty involved process.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: In fact, that was exactly what I was tested for.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: So we'll get the results as well. Oh, and I
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: remember they kept giving me Cokes, and I wasn't allowed
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: to drink Coke at home.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: So I think they just want to, like.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Hype you up and see what happens. Keep you coming back.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: So here's how it starts. It says, Gina was referred
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: for evaluation for her academic and emotional status. In spite
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: of reportedly good potential, Gina's experiencing difficulty in academic areas,
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: particularly mathematics.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Well, did they ever tell a kid you don't have
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: good potential?
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. The world needs ditch diggers. So it says
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Gina's parents indicated that she's social and loves to interact
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: with people, but is having difficulty with sustained attention. Now,
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: this is where I know they didn't ask me. This
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: is 100% coming from somebody else. She appears to have
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: an average relationship with her older sibling and seems happy
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: with the custody arrangement with her parents. Both complete lies.
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: I definitely didn't say that. That absolutely came from my parents.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: Gina did well during her early grades. but apparently really
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: fell off in third grade. Like, what is early grades? Like,
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: I could cut a piece of paper. She reportedly is
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: a sensitive child who worries about the future and has
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: become seemingly unhappy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: And several teachers say she has difficulty with focus and
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: completing her work. So, these are the behavioral... Observations. I'm
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: a delightful 11-year-old, guys. I'm socially engaging and emotionally responsive.
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: However.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: I can see that because you're still that way.
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Thank you. However, Gina demonstrated anxiety considering the quality of
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: her performance and always asking if her responses were correct.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: That is still true. Yeah. That is also still true
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: to this day.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: This is all tracking.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Here's another one.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: She exhibited a very low frustration tolerance and tended to
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: give up quickly on tasks. I think that's kind of true.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: Like if, if there's like, if we're doing some sort of,
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: you know, like how Greg and I like to defrag
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: the mainframe, if that doesn't work the first couple of times,
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: I'm like, you know what? I'm good. I don't need
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: to do this. I don't get it. I don't want
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: to do it.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: She quits early.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't like that kind of stuff.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You're 11 at this time.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 11: So not third grade.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: Well, that's when it started happening, I guess.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: That's when she really fell apart.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm 11, so 9 probably to 11.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Incredibly normal so far.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: That makes me feel better. Gina was highly distractible, which
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: often results in carelessness, poor classroom adjustment, difficulty following instructions,
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: and inconsistency of performance.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Well, because you are a pleaser by nature, personality-wise, so
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: I would find that it's conflicting. Because if you're trying
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: to impress a teacher.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: Please too many people at once.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: To make it so the teacher's not upset with you. Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, and you tell me if this sounds like something
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: you've all dealt with with me. She also tended to
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: respond very quickly, sometimes blurting out the answer prior to
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: the completion of questions and instructions.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the tracks.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Anybody?
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Check.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yep. Efficiency.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: She had difficulty with instructions or clarification. She proceeded in
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: a logical fashion initially, but if her first response was incorrect,
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: she became disorganized and would just give up. In her
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: testing on verbal scales, Gina scored superior at 14 points. Now,
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: this is where– and I'm actually– I don't know why,
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: but I'm sort of curious about Seabass's opinion because this
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: comes up a lot. There is a wide swath in
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: my grading. So at whatever this is, in memorization, picture completion,
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: and abstract design, whatever, Gina– now, I'm 11. Gina performed
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: at the age of someone who is 16 years and
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: 10 months old. However, it's all very specific in here. However,
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: in abstract spatial relationships, she performed at the age of
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: someone seven years and 10 months.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: So like, yeah, blocks and holes, that sort of thing.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Can't get it done. She has major inconsistency with visual
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: perceptual skills. This was probably the result of her not
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: paying attention.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Or it's because when you say number, she sees colors.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, nobody asked me that. Thank you.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: That would have solved everything. Oh, yeah. So Gina, for
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: those of you who don't know, okay, blue.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Four.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, see. That's the problem.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she's consistent with it. Like if I, you know, I,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: cause I, I wrote these down at one point and
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: every time I just give her like a pop quiz,
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's just something she.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Memorized as a kid.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like when you hear like a, a number or
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: a color. she can give you the opposite. So color,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: she can give you a number. You give her a number,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: she can give you a color.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: It's the color in my brain. I don't know.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: But like, what is that about?
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: I don't know. Like, so the answer is 25. I'm like,
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: so the answer is yellow green. And that's kind of
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: how I remember it in my head.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: That's so weird.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: Very weird.
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: What I think it could be is, you know, those
• 26:00
  Speaker 11: little numbers that were magnets that stuck on the fridge
• 26:03
  Speaker 11: and they were all different colors. She probably was always
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: looking at those and associated those colors with the numbers.
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: I also have it with other stuff, but that is interesting.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: This is my favorite line in the entire thing. She
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: also experienced difficulty stating whether sentences like all cattle have
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: hooves was true or false.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: What are they testing? That's a basic logic test. We
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: always say follow money and things like that. Do you
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: ever think your grandfather went through something like this? You know,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: like this kind of testing. This kind of testing and
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: these kind of things really came into fashion, I would say.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: When we were kids. Like early, mid 90s. Yes.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: You know, and then that's when kids started getting medicated.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: They started giving them the medication. This is when the
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: therapy thing really started.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I've been saying.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: They're like, wow, there's so much money in this. These
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: tests are not cheap.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: No, God, they're not bankrupted. The grads are not cheap.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Also gives.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not saying that, you know, there aren't real.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Like ADHD is not a real thing. It is a
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: real thing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: It's like celiac disease is a real thing.
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: But not everybody has it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Correct. Is it as widespread as we are led to
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: believe that it is? CBass, he's getting it. He's learning.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: He's finally seeing the light. He's finally seeing it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: It's like, you know, when you always say that person
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: is a bad person, but no one listens to you,
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: and then they finally realize it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: He's literally taking the road. I don't want to disrupt
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: you lovers.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Just make your moment here for a second no i
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: don't want to disrupt you he doesn't like when we're
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: right we can do a three-way makeout where i think
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: we've differed is you guys seem to be off board
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: with therapy in general i.
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: Don't see that's the part where you don't listen what
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: no way we're not out there be i'll say for.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: The billion point is going to be yeah that you
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: go to therapy to resolve an issue, not to keep
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: on going.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: And it's not the answer to every little thing.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Good or bad.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: It's not the answer.
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: People have been through horrific things and they should go
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: to therapy, not off therapy.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: Uh, if you just want to break a pattern, you
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: go to therapy and get over it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: You know, my, my argument about like, you know, okay, well,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: you know, someone's going through something, whatever. It doesn't have
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: to be like they had some horrific, horrific trauma, but
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: they're just trying to figure some stuff out. And they
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: go to see like a therapist for a handful of, uh,
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: there's nothing wrong with that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: You get through it and you move on.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Endless where it's just nonstop. You never, you never get
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: to the end of it different. And if you're wearing
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: these things as like a, like, like, like your personality
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: or like people just always put, well, I am, and
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: they list all their conditions.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not for that either.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: You know, but it does have its place where I
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: have felt from you that there's a, there's, there's more
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: of like a mocking of the idea overall.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Obviously there's trauma and, and things like that, like really
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: horrific things that people went through.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: That's a small minority.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: And it's not just, but that's my point, is it's
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: not just reserved for them. If you just can't seem to,
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: you know, get in a good relationship or you can't
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: hold a job or whatever, and you got patterns you
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: got to untangle, it's great. Get it done. Go there
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: and get it done and move on.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody said a psychological test question. Be self-aware. I
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: am fascinated by fire. Ask two times.
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: Cool.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Talk to Greg.
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: As a kid, I was quite the pyro.
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: But my parents, this had obviously gotten bad enough that
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: my parents were like, let's get this checked out.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: So how did it resolve?
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: Well, it says Gina demonstrates core symptoms of attention deficit disorder,
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: including poor focus, sensory distractibility, and performance inconsistency.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Were you medicated or did it just kick your ass?
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: I was medicated to the hilt.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: And I don't remember it making a big difference.
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: Were you on Ritalin?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 11: Okay, because that was a big one back then.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: That was so big. That was so popular.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: I was also, these were the other suggestions. Seat her
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: away from doors, windows, and bulletin boards because I'm easily distracted.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: My instructors, and that's all of you, by the way,
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: should be simple, specific, and step-by-step and frequently repeat yourselves.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Well, that doesn't sound like me.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Sammy, does that sound like me?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Well, but that's... We all know how she got in, so.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's still convinced that I gave a mouth party
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: to some nerd. She should be given extra time to
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: complete tasks. Oh, this is so 90s. And might benefit
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: from using recorded response devices or even a keyboard instead
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: of writing because apparently a grip pencil is really hard. Finally,
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: provide as much positive reinforcement as possible. Gina needs to
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: learn to feel good about her academic attempts. I also
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: failed my motor skills of heel-toe, heel-toe walking with my
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: eyes closed. So do not make me take a field
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: sobriety test.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Greg, so I saw something. And thank you for sharing that, Gina,
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: by the way.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my pleasure.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: You haven't changed.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. It just solidifies.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Everything that we've known to be true.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: So you know these things kind of work.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: How they say, like, people just don't change.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a leopard doesn't change its spots.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the psychology didn't help with it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Greg, you know you're always worried about, like, dementia
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: and losing your mind and stuff like that?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: It's very real.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, so there was a doctor, and he posted this
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: video about, like, this is a thing that you could
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: do and it's supposed to give like a tell into
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: like if you're developing early signs of dementia. So you
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: put your hand out flat, you take your other hand,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: and you use your fist, you go.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Fist, edge, flat. Fist, edge, flat. Fist, edge, flat.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: That's easy.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, so then you're, see, that's the thing, as you're
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: going fist, edge, flat, fist, edge, flat, and you say it,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: and it's kind of like how- That is not easy. Right,
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: but it's kind of like pat your head and rub
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: your stomach.
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: This is supposed to be one of the ways that
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: the doctors who do this kind of stuff tell if
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: you may have early symptoms.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: I'll be doing them all day.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: You say the same thing you do with your hand,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: or are you saying something different? No, you're doing the
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: same thing. Fist edge flat.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: It helps if you say it. When you don't say it,
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: it's much harder.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I think the harder thing would be to say something
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: that you're not doing.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Like when they have words. Speaking of numbers.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Guys, my whole understanding of this is from one Instagram
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: video so that's all I know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I saw one video it's called the Luria sequence.
• 32:24
  Speaker 11: So what are you diagnosing Greg with.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Early onset dementia he's the person I thought of immediately
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: when I saw that I'm like I'm gonna be doing
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: that all day and that's.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: The thing like all this stuff so many of these
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: things say I'm in the 98th percentile but I can't
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: walk with my eyes closed so.
• 32:39
  Speaker 11: What are we to do about that yeah live your
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: life yeah We.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Have certain talents and then certain, you know.
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: Not a gymnast.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: It's huge.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Are you kidding?
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I did to deserve this algorithm.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Well, here are some things that are happening in September.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Like sports obviously is a big thing because the NFL
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: season kicks off next week. Seahawks, they're hosting Sammy's Patriots.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: That's a rematch of Super Bowl 60. Greg, your 49ers
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: are taking on the Rams in Australia.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got a long way to go.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: The following day, lots of college football this month, tennis.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: You've got the U.S.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Open going on through the 13th, the MLB postseason.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: That starts on the 29th.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: In theaters, Pixar's Cars is going to be back in
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: theaters this Friday to celebrate their 20th anniversary.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: The latest Resident Evil reboot hits theaters on the 18th.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: You got a Brad Pitt movie. It's a thriller called
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Heart of the Beast. That'll be out on the 25th. Also,
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Avengers Endgame Encore. It's a special re-release that's going to
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: be in theaters on the 25th. and that is supposed
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: to contain some additional footage that leads nicely into Avengers Doomsday,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: which everybody's very excited about because that comes out, I think,
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: in December or something like that.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Is the movie four hours long?
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: On TV this month, Shark Tank is back, which I
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: guess Mark Cuban is no longer a shark, right?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Who did they replace him with?
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: For a while, it was Paul Mitchell, the hair guy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: Is he still around?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, John Paul DeGioia? That guy's cool, man.
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: Is that his name?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: It's not Paul Mitchell?
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because his kid went to that same boarding school
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: that I went to. And I spent a lot of
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: time talking to him. He would come in for like
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: parent visits and stuff. And he owned radio stations at
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: the time in addition to all the Paul Mitchell stuff.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: And so I would hang out and talk to him.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: He and I would chat all the time. He's like,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: I look forward to our visits. And I would just
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: ask him about radio all the time. And he sent
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: me a bunch of stuff from the radio stations that
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: he owned. Because he reached out to them, and the
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: program director sent me T-shirts and magnets.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: This is so random.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: iHeartRadio now owns these stations in Albuquerque. They're in Albuquerque,
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: New Mexico.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. Dude,
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: he bought a movie theater popcorn machine for the school.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: All the dorms were outfitted with all the Paul Mitchell stuff.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: So your hair was looking great.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: And we were tugging it in the boys' dorms with
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Paul Mitchell conditioner. It was the fancy stuff.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: High-class tugging.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: But it was free.
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, why is your hair still dry?
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, these trucks would just show up with, like,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: boxes and boxes of the Paul Mitchell stuff. And it's
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: because his kid went to the school.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: What was up with his kid?
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: John Paul DeGioia.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to get into that.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: Do you know?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Are you still in touch with him? No.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: In fact, I see him on these interviews every once
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: in a while, and I would love to talk to
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: that guy because it's been a billion years.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: I had no idea that was his real name.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I know. I always thought it was Paul Mitchell, too,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: but I had known the story from Woody.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, John Paul DeGioia. He's a super nice guy, man.
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: The new shark, his name is Daniel Lubes Disky.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Lubes Disky?
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: Lubes Disky? Lubes Disky? He's the founder of Kind Snacks.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Wow, John Paul DeGioia is the founder of Patron?
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: You didn't know that?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: No, I did not.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: It wasn't common knowledge.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Not in my.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: And you always knew this beautiful guy and his beautiful.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Tall, blonde wife would walk in.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: She kind of looks like Sharon Stone.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Wow, that's crazy.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's super cool. I like that guy a lot.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: He used to be homeless, apparently. Oh, yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: His story is great. All right.
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: I am fascinated with him now, for real.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: So Shark Tank's back. American Horror Story, Greg.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Rip.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I know. South Park. And I think, what's her name?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Jessica Lange is going to be on it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: People still watch Survivor.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: That's back.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: The Voice.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: That's back.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Real Housewives of New York City and Salt Lake City Menace.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. You watch that one? Yeah, yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: The paper, I tried to watch the paper. It's the spinoff.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Of The Office.
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, I didn't get into it.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: And Oscar from The Office, he's like one of the
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: main characters in that. I wanted to love it because
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I love The Office so much. I didn't think it
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: was all that great.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: Is it British-ish?
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: No.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Okay, it kind of looks like it is.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: The Simpsons is back. SNL, who cares? All right, yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: There's a couple things premiering. For Bort, Lego Star Wars,
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: The Mandalorian on Disney Plus. And then we talked about
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Wonka's The Golden Ticket. That's going to be on Netflix.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: The game show. Yeah, I'm curious about that. Like the
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: chocolate squid game.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: There's a bunch of specials and award shows this month.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: You got, let's see, the 25th anniversary of 9-11.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: The MTV Video Music Awards. Of course, the iHeartRadio Music Festival,
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: which we'll be at. You've got America's Tailgate on CBS,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: the Emmy Awards on September 14th. The first day of fall, Greg,
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: is on Tuesday the 22nd.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: That's the first.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: He's so happy. And Menace, that is also autumn.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Autumn.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Menace just learned yesterday that. I thought the two weeks
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: before was autumn. that autumn and fall are the same thing.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: You've heard of a hotel called the Four Seasons, right?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Not the Five Seasons.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I've been at it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: And then the holidays, Labor Day next Monday, Rosh Hashanah
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: that begins on the 11th.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: Happy New Year.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Grandparents Day on the 13th. Oh, talk like a pirate
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: day menace.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: On the 19th.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Used to work at a pirate store. I did.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Hidden Blunder, dude.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: It was lit, dude. They're still looking for you. Didn't
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: you just walk off the show?
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: One day I was like, I got to go to
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and then I never came back.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: And what's interesting, Oktoberfest starts on September 19th.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's always weird.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: So weird.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: Not getting.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I did see a pirate store somewhat recently. Really? And
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I thought, where the hell was I? Yeah, the one
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: that I worked at is no longer here, RIP.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: It was, like, in another tourist area, though. Yeah, mine
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: was by Pier 39 in San Francisco. Yeah, it was fun, though.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Good discounts on all the gear. All of it, dude.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: We had so many pirate flags, dude. We sold the
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: hell out of those. I don't know why it would
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: go out of business. I wonder why.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: No, I heard there was some drama with the actual, like,
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: Jolly Roger logo, like somebody owned it.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: So I think that.
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: Might have like caused their demise.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Well, also it's one of those stores that you see
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: and you go, how does this place stay in business?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: How much demand is there for.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: A plastic store? store?
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but if you're in a tourist area, people are
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: buying that crab all day.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the kids are begging for anything they can get
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: their hands on.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: And then you see other places that you think are
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: legitimately cool, and they're struggling.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: How is that? How are there so many rug stores everywhere?
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: And mattress stores.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Mattresses.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: That, I think, is a scam.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: You can send us a text. You can do that
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: over to 22987. We've got some more Woody Show next.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Hang on. Make everything worse.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: This is Woody Show. It's not for everybody.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Woody, are you like me?
• 40:02
  Speaker 13: Probably.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: You have to try it on.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You have to touch it.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Feel the fabric.
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: You have to feel it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Well, we're going to do the glory hole challenge coming
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: up this morning. Sammy, I mentioned, you know, with all
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: the kids going back to college or whatever, it's all
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: pledging and rush.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people for fraternities and sororities. Damn a rush, dude.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: That's when you start hearing about all this.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Crap, you know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: TikTok.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: I'll say this, though. Like, the targets and all that
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: were back-to-school stuff. Like, everything from all ages. Like, the
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: aisles are clear, man.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. School's back.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 9: Pipping out their dorms.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too late for that.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: It's all about Halloween.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Should have gotten that glue stick already, though.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: I've always hated when, you know, it's still warm weather out, right?
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: And you're like, man, I really need a pair of
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: shorts or I need something short-sleeved, whatever. And you go
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: to the store and it's like August, September.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: Out of season.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: All fall stuff's out there.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: All itchy wool sweaters.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't need this right now. And then if
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: you needed something, you should have gotten that in February.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: I talked to a guy that works in that type
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: of business because I was mentioning that to my frustration.
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: And he's like, yeah, it should be changed because it's
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: such an old school way of thinking.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Well, not that you can't get that stuff. You can
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: just go on Amazon.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: You can go online. You can find whatever you need.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Like back in the day, people would prepare things. But
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: they just don't do that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: A season early.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just don't do that anymore.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: So as they're doing all these things to try to,
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: you know, buy their friends in college. Sammy's like, this
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: might be a good opportunity. Good idea from Sammy, by
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: the way. But, you know, hey, we should do some
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: of these challenge things that we.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Do on our show.
• 41:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we like to haze people, too.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Like War Hill Challenge. Menace feeding Greg with his feet.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: The No Hands Challenge.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: It's the other way around. I feed him with a feeder.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I'm a feeder. That's right.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: That's what Sammy's been saying. I don't know if I
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: want Seabass in here for this.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I may end up regretting this. We got a text
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: into the show yesterday and it was all I could do.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I was trying to not, it was, it was, it
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: was with me all day and I couldn't, I couldn't
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: get rid of it. And it was this, uh, this
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: person whose dog needed to have some kind of, uh, surgery.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Right. And, and I don't know what it is.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: People hit us up all the time about different things,
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: all kinds of things. And, uh, sob stories. Well, I mean, look,
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I did look at the text. This person does engage
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: with the show on a regular basis. This is not
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: like just out of nowhere. This is the first time
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: we've ever got a text from this person.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: Like, check out my new single.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: And it really came across as authentic to me. And,
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: you know, I know we all love our pets, our
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: dogs and everything on this show. So anyway, it started
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: with a text saying, any animal hospitals, you guys can
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: please refer me to Woody, Greg, Menace. My dog needs
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: surgery ASAP. And then is it possible for you guys
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: to repost this on your social media, please? If I
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: can't afford surgery, her surgery, would you guys want her?
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: She's a four-year-old golden retriever. I don't want her suffering
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: and in pain. Here's a picture of the dog.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Her name is Bella. I'm not showing you, Seabass. I
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: can picture it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a golden retriever. Anyway, so I clicked on....
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: This is the thing.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: It's like there's so many of these... people taking advantage
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: yeah and just you know these go fund me's and
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: and think now if i know this to be absolutely
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: true like the idea that this dog needs this surgery
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: and this woman and her husband are in a certain
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: financial position i am absolutely willing to do whatever we
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: can and personally whatever i can't to help all right
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: but i i'm an untrusting person Well, we've all been bitten.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: I'm an untrusting person. And like I said, this could
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: end up burning me because I'm putting this out there.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I blew it off yesterday. But it's
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: all I could do to think of yesterday on my
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: mind all day long about this dog. And it says,
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: I'm creating this fundraiser. This is somebody, I think the
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: woman who texted us, this is a relative who started
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: the GoFundMe.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: I'm creating this fundraiser for Bella, my brother-in-law and sister-in-law.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: They're a golden retriever because our family is heartbroken and
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: trying to do everything we can to help her. She
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: was let out by a stranger and got lost. A
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: neighbor later found her lying down nearby, unable to walk
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: and suffering from heat stroke. We rushed her to the
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: vet and we learned that she has multiple serious injuries
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: to her lower body, including a dislocated tail.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: And there's an x-ray.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Look at the tail. I didn't know you could dislocate
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: a tail. Yeah, I mean, look at the tail there.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's completely dislocated. A broken leg and a
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: broken hip. Based on her condition, we believe she may
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: have been hit by a car. Seeing Bella in so
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: much pain has been devastating, and my brother-in-law and sister-in-law
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: do not want to give up on her. I'm asking
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: for help because my brother-in-law and sister-in-law are kind people,
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: and on top of Bella's emergency medical crisis, they're about
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: to welcome a baby in just a month, and the
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: bills are already piling up. Every donation goes straight to
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: the vet to help cover Bella's medical bills. and we
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: will provide the vets information for transparency. If you can give,
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: please know that any amount means the world to us.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: If you cannot donate, sharing Bella's story and keeping her
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: in your thoughts would help more than you know. So
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: this person texted again this morning, and I said, well,
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: what's the latest on the Dugan?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: And I guess.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: They've spent about $ 3, 000. I guess the dog had some
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: kind of surgery or something because, like, the dog was
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: just in pain.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Didn't you say it was in pain, yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: It just is paralyzed essentially, right?
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: See, that's just– I don't quite– Like, is it recoverable? Well,
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, here's the thing. To be able to do
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: whatever you can for the dog, and the vets are saying, like, yeah,
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: you can do this, you can do that. I think
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: if it was something so dire, they would have just said, hey,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: we recommend.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Putting her down.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: So anyway, I'm trying to help in this situation because
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: there's something about it. I don't know what it is.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: There's something about this that's telling me that this is
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: legit and that I want to help. Now, I will
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: be willing to reach out to the person and go, hey, look,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: you send me Send me the vet bill.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I will pay the vet directly. Wow. Oh, okay. That's good.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: That would be incredible. I'll post the GoFundMe on our
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Instagram story.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: In fact, I just posted it. Also, I'm not really-
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: At The Woody Show. Just click on our Instagram story.
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: I'm not really familiar with this, but somebody on our
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: text suggested care credit. It's like a credit card that
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: you can pay over time for vet surgeries.
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they offer them at every vet.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't want.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: They're going to go further into debt.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: I don't want the financial part of this to be
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: what's keeping the dog from getting whatever surgery that they
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: would need or they should have now.
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: To number one, give the dog the best chance, but
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: also more importantly, kind of get the dog to a
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: place of, you know, at least they could be comfortable.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Like not running after squirrels, but like. Not suffering. Yeah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: That's really got you.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's not like me and my inability to just
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: blindly trust is certainly in my way.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My jadedness of, you know, many things is. is
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: what's getting in my way here.
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I would say a vet bill and a
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: vet phone number.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: You're good.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, I do have, uh, I do have
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: the person's, uh, name and number from the, uh, from
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: the text.
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: But, um, yeah, anyway, I posted, I posted it on our,
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: on our Instagram. I'll reach out to the person, but
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: this is what I'm talking about. It's tough when you
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: see these go fund me. It's cause you know, like,
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: is it, isn't it, isn't it terrible how you have
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: to sit there and kind of, I feel like you
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: have to do like an investigation into, but man, I
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: don't know. It's because I have, you know, I have
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: a suicide pack with my golden retriever, you know, I
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: don't know. It's because it's a golden. What is it
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: about this? There's, there's, there's something I know, but there's
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: just something about it. I can't stand it. Cause I'm like,
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: and the more I thought about it yesterday, I was
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: going on like every time, every moment I'm sitting here
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: like doubting or wondering if this is legit or not
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: like this dog, should be getting whatever kind of treatment
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: or surgery.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: It's in pain. So that's what's, you know. bugging me
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: out and.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: Also i mean they're asking for four thousand dollars you
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: know that's what they're trying to raise which is a
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: good chunk of money but when you see but when
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: you see gofundme it's like five hundred thousand dollars no
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: okay this is reasonable.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: No my uh my dog just had to have that
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: surgery for the torn whatever that thing is like it
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: basically like she she broke her acl the dog's version
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: of the acl whatever i forget what that ligament's called
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: yeah that was seven thousand dollars god Which, by the way,
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: the pet insurance got the check finally. It's not what
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: you have. I don't have healthy paws. I have whatever
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: we signed up for through the company.
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: Did it help?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: Oh, good.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it covered all but like 300 bucks.
• 50:00
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome. And it's minimal. Like, whatever they take
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: out of your check, it's.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Like $ 4 or something.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't notice.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: It's almost nothing. I know. I was shocked. Everybody should
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: have pet insurance. Because our benefits blow.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: For us, they suck. For the dog, it turns out
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: it's pretty great.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my dogs have way better health insurance than all y'all.
• 50:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Somebody said, what if the situation was about a cat
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't bring it to life?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not. Not for one second.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: It reminds you of your dog.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: If we're being honest, yeah, I probably wouldn't.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Again, I can't tell you what exactly
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: it is about this.
• 50:35
  Speaker 11: And your dog has gotten out before, correct?
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: As well?
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: No.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: Oh, it never has.
• 50:40
  Speaker 11: But it'll run down the street.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: Are you kidding?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I can leave that front door wide open. She's like,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not going anywhere. She's as lazy as her father.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Even hates going for walks. Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: So anyway, it's posted on our Instagram. There's a link
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: there if you want to make a donation to the GoFundMe.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: I'm also going to reach out. I'll find the name
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: of the vet. I'll try to get some kind of direct... Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: You know, uh, thing, but.
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: That'll eliminate all your, yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Um, if you're interested and you can, you can help
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: out in any way. Cool.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Um, just, uh, just hit up our Instagram at the
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Woody show. It's in the Instagram story. It's not like
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: a standalone post. It's in the Instagram story. And, uh,
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: you could check it out there and thank you. See
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: bass for, you know, not.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Uh, not doing what you would.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: You had a muzzle on it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: You had stinking thinking.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I what?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: You had stinking thinking. I said nothing at all. I know.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: I'm untrusting.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I just finished telling everybody how untrusting I am.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: But you can see based on your reputation.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. I'm personally trying to give money
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: away to our audience as well.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, there you go.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Unsupported.
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: Here you go.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 51:41
  Speaker 14: Nope.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: I feel like this is more for people who the
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: next step would be.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Drinking hand sanitizer. The Woody Show.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: I'm expecting any day now I'll start hearing about some
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: of the stories from the college campuses about, like, what
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: do they call it, Pledge Week?
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, and the hazing.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: All the hazing stuff. Rush Week is the first week.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Rush Week is the week you go and tour all
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: the fraternities and sororities. The pledging is then the, whatever,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: 10-week process after that. Is that Bama Rush? Wow, no kidding.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: That's the full semester, which is usually 13 weeks. Sometimes
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: it depends.
• 52:19
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize it went on that long.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: You don't just get in automatically. You've got to.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Play with a few wieners before they let you in.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: And you don't see it from the fraternities as much
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: because we don't make a big thing about it. What
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: do you mean?
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: That's where a lot of the hazing stories come from.
• 52:40
  Speaker 9: TikTok has really taken the public display of rushing.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: The sororities are much bigger this time of year because
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: that's the actual getting to know you part. So, The
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: girls have songs and dances and outfits. Yeah, they get
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: ready with the outfits.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: It does sound pretty.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's obnoxious.
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: Dude, and then now they're pimping out the dorm rooms
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: to a next level.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Right, yeah, yeah. So now, yeah, everyone has
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: a stylized dorm room.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: My favorite was always the nicknames for all the different
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: sororities and frats. Like, we had A.O. Pie, which was
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: a sorority, and they were all... They were all fat,
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: so we called it ate a whole pie.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: The mega move?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: All the chicks were sluts in Delta Gamma, so they
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: were D-grabbers.
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: You know, DG. Okay.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Were you in a sorority?
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: No, I didn't rush or anything.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. But you were. You were in a fraternity. Yeah,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Pi Kappa Phi. Nice. Do you have a nickname? Ours
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: was very weak. What was it?
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Phi what?
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Pi Kappa Phi. Pi Kappa Phi. Ours was, and it
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: might just be local to Georgia Tech, they called us
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Ping Pongs. because we had a ping pong table and
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: because they said, well, it's Pi Kappa Phi, like back
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: and forth, like a ping. We didn't play ping pong
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: all the time. Everyone had a ping pong table.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Most guy houses have them.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Well, Fiji is fudgy because they were all gay. That's
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Phi Gamma Delta is Fiji. And you didn't go to
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: like a full university college kind of thing, right?
• 54:00
  Speaker 11: Not that had sororities. No, because even once I did transfer.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Because you would have.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Been a prime candidate for sorority.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: She would have loved it. You could always go back.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: You would have been the captain or whatever they are.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: The captain.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the lead.
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: The president.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I think it's Princess. Yeah.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so, you know, so we're trying to think of, like,
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: different things, different ways to pledge or whatever.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: And Woody's show Glory Hole Challenge came to mind.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, some kind of challenge or something
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: that we can send somebody on the show through. So
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: we're going to do that later on this hour.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: That's like hazing.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: And then, you know, speaking of other things, Greg, what
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: was the text message.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: That- Text came through that. It was pretty interesting. It says,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Hey friends, I was listening to the show the other
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: day and I was interesting to hear that Greg would
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: go straight for Mila Kunis. It made me think, who
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: would I go gay for? Who would you all go
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: gay for?
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: Who would go gay for?
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: It's a good question.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I would definitely go straight for Mila Kunis.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Thousand percent. I would marry her.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: She's just so attractive and cool.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: She's, Super attractive.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: She's funny.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Do you find yourself physically attracted to her?
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like my underwear gets tight when
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I see her.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: See, that's the thing.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: As I've been thinking about this question, there are plenty
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: of people I'm like, oh, that is a good-looking person.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: He's a good-looking dude. But there's no.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: No tingle.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no like, man, I would go... Because I'm
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: thinking about the sex side of things, right? Like to
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: hang out and have beers and even live with another guy.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. There's plenty of.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: But when it would come down, Tom, to the actual
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: sexy time.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Physical act.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: That's where I'm having a hard time. Like Tom Hanks.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Tom Hanks... Seems super cool.
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't want to do him.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: But yeah, like he's not, you don't think about Tom
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Hanks and doing him.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Because there's a cool guy, cool hangout guy versus looks
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: kind of like a lady so I could pretend.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: But this is like a would you rather. I think
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: this texture would like you to answer. Because you have
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: to pick.
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: For the longest time, I would always say Ryan Reynolds,
• 56:03
  Speaker 9: like Ryan Reynolds. But then more and more, I'm like,
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I would want to hang out
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: with Ryan Reynolds. Because I'm more of the, I'm thinking
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: more of the hangout side now.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: Well, see, I don't know if the stories are true
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: or not.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I think his wife's a bad influence.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. So now I'm on the fence
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: on that.
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: So now I think more, who would I want to
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: hang out with all the time?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: And have sex with.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: And have sex with.
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: So then it might be our buddy Bert Kreischer because
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: I would love to hang out with him all the
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: time because he's all about travel and having a good time.
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: And I'm with Bert and I can have sex with him.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: He would make it fun, you know? He wouldn't make
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: it intense.
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it would be a good time all the time.
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: He does have like, you know, a dark side where.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: See, if I was going to guess along those lines
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: for you, I would have guessed Joe Coy for you
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: because you guys are into the same mall shopping.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Joe Coy is, yeah.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: He's, you know.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: He's softer.
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: He loves travel as well.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Good sense of fashion. I'd say Joe's a better choice
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: because Bert would always be sweaty. Snoring's off the charts,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: but I think he does have separate bedrooms.
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, and Joe has a CPAP machine.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: He's older, so the drive's lower. It won't be as often.
• 57:16
  Speaker 11: Oh, but he has a kid, so then you'd be
• 57:18
  Speaker 11: stepped on.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, you'd be stepped on either way, I guess. With
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: a little Joe.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: Lots to think about.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Well, who would it be for you, Gina?
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: It's always been the same person. And I mean, there's
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: a few in there that I'm happy to throw, but
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: it's always been Christina Hendricks from Mad Men.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Really? Oh, my God. Is that the girl with the
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: big blue?
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just the curvy. Just she's. She's so smoking hot. Absolutely.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: No problem.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Gina's been on the record a number of times saying
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: she can't ever imagine.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Because she finds vaginas to be so disgusting.
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: There's just too many folds.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: And they're so complicated.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: She's so grossed out just by the idea of it.
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: But I would give it a go if that was
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: something she was interested in. I would try.
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 100%.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: What about receiving from her?
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got no problem.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: That wouldn't be an issue?
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: That's fine if that's something you want to do.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's your funeral. Well, she clearly has no
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: problem eating, so let's... So yours is Mila Kunis? Yes.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: For sure?
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Looks-wise, personality-wise.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Sammy?
• 58:18
  Speaker 11: The problem is that mine... has long time always been
• 58:22
  Speaker 11: Mila Kunis.
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: Okay, so you have to fight over her.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Now, what is it about Mila Kunis for you?
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: I mean, I do love her.
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: I mean, I watch that 70s show, but I love
• 58:33
  Speaker 11: her in Friends with Benefits. And she's just a very
• 58:36
  Speaker 11: likable person. And also, not that I have a type
• 58:41
  Speaker 11: necessarily when it comes to girls, but I am not.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: My own type.
• 58:44
  Speaker 11: When I look at blonde girls, I don't ever think like, oh, wow, she's...
• 58:48
  Speaker 11: you know, great. Like, I would go gay for her.
• 58:50
  Speaker 11: It is more ethnic-looking girls, too. And I think Mila
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: Kunis is, to me, because she's pretty, but she's also cute.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: She's striking.
• 58:59
  Speaker 11: And I like cuteness over, like, someone like Selma Hayek
• 59:02
  Speaker 11: or someone like that who's going to be more sexy. Or,
• 59:06
  Speaker 11: you know, or Sofia Vergara. That wouldn't... I like the cuteness...
• 59:10
  Speaker 11: but also ethnic but not too ethnic.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: No accent right but bilingual No, no, no.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: She's Russian.
• 59:20
  Speaker 11: I'm talking about pure shape of body. I'm not looking
• 59:23
  Speaker 11: for a voluptuous woman necessarily. That's not something that I
• 59:26
  Speaker 11: look at.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: That's not something you're looking for.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Right. And a woman.
• 59:31
  Speaker 11: She's smaller like me, so that works out kind of.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: You don't manhandle him.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, share clothes.
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: Seabass.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking I can't do a guy I like to
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: hang-hang with because that would be too weird. The sex
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: would ruin it. So I'm going with... more pretty guys
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: who I think would be tolerable. And I think, and smaller,
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: and that's going to be either Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Like they're both kind of small.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Easy to handle.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Easy to handle. They seem to be like cool enough.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Like they're not too out there with the actor crap.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: like when I see them when they're on SNL or
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: whatever like oh okay that seems like an okay enough
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: guy do you think.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: They're pretty enough that you could be.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Like that's exactly exactly well of the two then based
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: on that criteria I think Chalamet.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah because I think he'd be more fun because like
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Jacob Lord he's like 6'5 or 6'6 he's too big
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: and weird and.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 11: Tom Holland is sober is that a deal breaker for you.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: As long as he doesn't put it on me I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: don't care I've dated sober girls before and as long
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: as they don't care that I drink make you be
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: sober I think I figured it out Oh, who? Michael J. Fox. Now?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: No, not now.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, current day?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying if we're looking at it from that,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: you know, there has to be like some kind of
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: like physical activity, right?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not Michael J. Fox now, but like, you.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Know, first of all, I'm star effer. So he is my,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: he's the lead in my favorite movie of all time.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: But he's also seemed very cool.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Very nice. Same kind of thing. Not big.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Seems like he'd have very soft hands. Not like a
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: guy who's done a lot of physical labor and calloused hands.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: So his hands would feel good on my body.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Canadian, super nice.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, sorry.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: To play this out, let's say you had hooked up
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: with him, but you'd be such a hero for staying
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: with him.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: And now it'd be easy because how are we supposed
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: to have any kind of physical.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 13: You'll get a gold star. He would be taking advantage
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 13: at this point. Somebody who also I think would be
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 13: really cool, he just seems so genuine... And so kind.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, he's the man.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: And he's got to have stories for days.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: He'd probably be a generous lover.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: He has zero skeletons in his closet, I am convinced.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, he'd be an interesting guy to hang out
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: with and have a beer with. But then also at
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: the end of the night after those beers, like, you know,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: maybe like tug or mouth fart or.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Something like that. So if he had to. Jeff G.,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: what about you?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 12: Well, I've been telling you guys for the last couple
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 12: of years I've been doing sports on the show.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: My man crush is Justin Herbert.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: From Chargers. Yeah, the quarterback for the Chargers. He's with
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Madison Beer.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: He's pretty, yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: The damn Madison Beer beat me to it.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what about him? Yeah, about Herbie.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: He's just the quarterback of my favorite football team.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: He has quite the jawline.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: He's like 6'6, 225.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: He would have his way with you, Jeff.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: So you're going to be a bottom. I'd definitely be
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: the bottom. You'd be the center.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I'd hike him the ball.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Jeff G., I've heard this Madison Beard girl is up
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: to no good. I got into some things. What do
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: you mean? Well, I got into some damn thing that's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: usually reserved for menace where like, look at her dating history.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: And she's always like, always like either clout chasing or
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: cleat chasing.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Really? Cleat chasing.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: And they're like, Justin Herbert, watch out for Madison. She's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: coming after. She's no good. They've been together for a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: minute though, right?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple years.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: But she would always date the big Vine star when
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: she was a– again, I sound like Sammy in Menace
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: when I'm saying this because I'm going through her dating history.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: I guess you're really into it.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, could be. She would always date the biggest star
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: of the moment, and then she was kind of working
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: her way up to a guy like Justin who's got
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: a big contract or whatever.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: I would have guessed you would have said Elon.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: I just assumed.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: See, I wouldn't want to sully our– friendship with sexual things.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: That's why.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: You wouldn't be friends with benefits with Elon?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Plus, he would definitely impregnate me because that's what he does.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: That's his move. He'd find a way. He'd be set
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: for life.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: He could have his baby. I would love to be
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: around him, but not in that situation.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: But you'd have to name your kid like ScrewdriverAlien427. No,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: it's like X, yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: I don't know if it's true, but I hear all
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: the baby mamas live under one big mansion.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be fun. Sister wives.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what a fun life. That'd be kind of cool.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: It's like you're living a party.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: Gay!
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: All right, well, we're going to take a quick break.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: We'll come back.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 22987. Yeah, same question for you.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: Who would you go gay for? You got to pick somebody.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: Got to.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Got to do it. We ought to do it.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: You got to do it. Pick one and follow through
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: with it.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Text over 22... Tell your snippy nutters. Yeah, we all
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: have a standing hall pass, right?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Mila has to do it.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Should the opportunity present itself.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Should I be sitting there with Michael J. Fox and
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: he's like, so you wanna? I would have to accept.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Now I feel like an idiot. Well, there's a couple
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: things that I would like to bring up.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Because, Greg, I'm not getting. Uh-oh. Perhaps everybody can help
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: me get.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: All right, all right. So, two big stories.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: And this one.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: It has just been all over the place today and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: a little bit yesterday. So a small disagreement about toasting
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: a Subway sandwich at Subway, right?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: It's all over.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: Like, this guy, it's a viral video. He's getting into
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: it with a Subway employee because the employee wanted to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: charge him for toasting his bread. And that's... That's when
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: he loses. Here's a little clip.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: Never in the history of me going to Subway have
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: they ever charged a toast.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: Toast is free.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: You making up stuff, bro. You asked me a question.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: Do I want it to be toasted? I told you yes.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: I told you yes. You lying to me. You can't
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: toast lettuce. You're supposed to toast it when you put the...
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: You know this already. You're trying to contaminate my sandwich
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: by putting it in there.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: That's crazy, bro. At the subway. Can you give me
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: my refund? I don't want to eat here. I don't
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: feel safe. I don't feel safe.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Feel safe. That's a little dramatic. You didn't tell me
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: this was in Germany.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: You know what? I forgot to mention. Warning.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Fun accent ahead.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: But.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: All right, people do put lettuce on the grill.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: They'll grill romaine. I've never understood that.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: It's actually pretty good. I thought it looked gross, but
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: it tasted great.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Cabbage.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: But you're not going to be contaminated.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: No, that I don't understand. That's a good argument, but regardless.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: So here's my question.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Of all the things, I mean, think about on any
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: given day, how many disagreements happen at places like this
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: or the store, anywhere, right?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Why this?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Of all the things, why is this the one, the
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: isolated incident? It's an isolated incident. Like, why does this
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: go viral? Why is this the one that everybody's hearing about?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: Explain viral videos, Greg.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg. We've always wondered that, though.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Right. But that's like, why this? Like, OreoGate.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: OreoGate started as a story about a mom who was
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: asking the other moms in a mom... text thread or
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: something like that chat mom chat to not send oreos
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: out with their kids because her daughter is not allowed
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: to have them and it makes the uh the kid
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: jealous of the other kids right and it was it's
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: been this big conversation for a week first of all
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: i didn't get we didn't even bring it up because
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: i'm like this is dumb this is one conversation from
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: a from a mom chat How did this even get
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: out into the world where everybody's discussing it? And even
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: my wife the other day, did you hear about Oreo Gate?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Really? Oreo Gate. It's one month. Somehow I missed that one.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: Here's an update on it. Turns out it was a
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: paid partnership. And so it was just a big marketing thing.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: We've been scared.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even a real thing.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Oreo Gate, a paid partnership with the AI music company, Suno.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Suno confirmed they paid the creator, but they did not
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: come up with the Oreo Gate storyline. So it was
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: on the creator to come up with the storyline. They
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: came up with the storyline. And yeah, so the woman
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: behind the account won't say whether the group chat actually
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: was real. Her account is only a few weeks old
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: with basically the same type of sponsored AI drama videos.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: So they just pushed it out hard.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Everyone spent the last week arguing over a commercial.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Oreo gate. Wait, how is that a commercial for a
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: music service?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: Was the music behind it?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: I have no idea, dude.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: It was underscoring the.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, there was music used in the video and it
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 12: was from that company. And you could tell because right
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 12: at the there's something on the post that says hashtag
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 12: Suno AI. That's how someone discovered that it was fake.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: They pushed it out just to hear the stupid music.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: But I can't tell you how many times this stupid
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: thing came up. So this guy with the the subway,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: you know, toasted subway sandwich thing.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Why that?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Comments.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: What is it about that? Comments and shares. Yeah, I
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: But this guy's a nobody.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: This guy's a nobody. And there's a ton of these
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: that happen on a daily basis.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: I see what you're saying.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: I guess it's more of like a high thought slash
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: I'm really like.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: But a lot of the most famous viral videos, you
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: can see why they got popular. But not most. I
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: should say some. Most of them, you wonder, like Chewbacca mom.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: If it got enough comments, then it pops in.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: Other people's feeds that don't even follow the guys that
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: which adds more comments.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: I know that you hate it. I know Seabass hates it.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: The guy with the ocean spray on the skateboard. That's
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: the most un-fun thing.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, like, I get it. I
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: don't get why it went... Oh, yeah. I get why
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: it initially, because it... I don't know.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: The contrast of the music with the kind of guy.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: See, I find that so racist.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Like, he can't, like, Fleetwood Mac?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: He can, but it's not something.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: It's so dumb.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: A combination you see every day. But anyway, I understood
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: why in the moment.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: What I.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Where I stopped getting was... when it went on so.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Long and he became an even bigger thing outside of
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: this one little thing.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Let's get a cameo from him for nobody.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Like he's on cameo.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Can I rock?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: All like, that's the, that's where I, I stopped understanding.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Even like a, like Chewbacca mom, I get in the moment.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Like why?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Cause it could be like a, just a quick kind
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: of funny thing, but when it just keeps going and
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: going and going.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: The Hak'tu'a chick. That's what I'm saying. It's fine to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: enjoy these things when they occur naturally, but you don't
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: need to make them a thing.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: They never stay.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: It goes to the argument of, uh, Seabass has always,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: always been saying is that it keeps on going because
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 9: unfunny people, unoriginal people glom onto it and then they
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 9: make it Right.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Or like I said, Ellen needs to bring the damn
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Daniel kid for a sit down on her couch to
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: talk about one little catchphrase.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Like you don't need to make it a thing. Enjoy it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Let it go. That's fine.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Because unoriginal people don't have their own ideas. So then
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: they make videos. Well, and what these influencers now are
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: doing is they learned a trick from radio from 30
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: years ago where you create fake drama to piss off.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: You know, Phil Henry did this artfully. He did a
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: great job of this. Of the radio guy? Yeah, creating
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: fake characters and fake dramas. But now the online world
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: is doing it very lazily and crappily.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: It was more of like an interesting... How does that work?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: How does this one isolated thing become a thing? Where
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: everybody's talking about it. The Oreo gate thing makes more
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: sense because it was placed... For the purpose of marketing.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: And it's placed amongst a group that loves to talk
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: and bicker about things. Mothers. Mom groups.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 12: But it seems to me that Oreo benefited the most
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 12: out of all this, not Suno.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: They're so delicious. My kids can't have them.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: My kids said. Well, again.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: Everybody's eating them.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Suno just paid this person to come up with something. They, Suno,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: did not come up with the storyline. The creator did.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: And so the creator kind of missed the mark because,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: like you said, it became more of a thing for Oreo.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Got people talking more about Oreo. I hadn't heard anything
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: about Suno until it came out.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: About how it was all just like a fake marketing.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Unless they're trying to promote that track. The Woody Show.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Text in 22987 and call 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Well, now that we are all lubed up and ready
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: to go, it is time for a round of the
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Glory Hole Challenge.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah!
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: All right, so we've got to figure out who's going
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: to be on the receiving end of the glory hole.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Jeff, is this your first time with the glory hole
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: challenge on the show?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm a glory hole virgin.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: That's it. So we haven't even done this bit since
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: you've been here.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: I have not seen it in person.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Only on social media.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: So tell me, what's your understanding of a glory hole?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: What is a glory hole, and where would you typically
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: find something like this?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: And a restroom.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: At a truck stop.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Two for two?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and you stick stuff in there and someone else,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 12: you know.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Is on the receiving end.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a hold of it.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Pretty simple.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: Well, it's the same type of idea, minus the penis part, right?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: Maybe.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: But it's a studio glory hole, as you can see.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: And there's a person, a menace right now is on
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: the receiving end.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Now, the person on the receiving end is blindfolded. And
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: they can only use their face and their mouth to
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: try to identify what item is being passed through the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: glory hole.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: All right. All right.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: So it's just their face or their mouth. And things
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: inside your mouth. So teeth and tongue if you want to.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Because nothing that goes through the glory hole can hurt you.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Now, come on, Seabass. Nobody loves teeth.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: In these situations.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: So I think it's only the polite thing to do.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Would you like to be on the receiving end or
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: do we need to find another volunteer.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: To No, no, no.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: This is a rite of passage.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: This is brand new.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I'm honored.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I have the mask already.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 11: He's honored.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: So Jeff G.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Jeff G.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, Jeff, go ahead and make your way outside of
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: the studio.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Soundproof booth.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, into the soundproof area so that we can tell
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: everybody else what the items are for this round of
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: the Glory Hole Challenge.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Sammy is making sure.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: Door is shut.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: All right, what do we got here, Seabass? And I
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: had a feeling it might be Jeff G. related, so
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: I got Jeff G. Inspired. Items all having to do
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: with prison.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Prison. I'm a little jealous.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: So first off. He did go to county.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: First off, classic meal, prison spread.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: And for folks who don't, we've made spread in studio before.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: It's delicious.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: But it could be a large number of things. But
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: the basic ingredients are ramen, crushed up chips, some sort
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: of creamy base like a mayonnaise or easy cheese, something
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: And then you can throw your protein in on top
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: That explains why. Like during the break, I ran out
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: and I could smell ramen or something out there cooking.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I did too.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: And I believe it's called spread.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: Spread, man.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: It's because you crack open the bag and kind of
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: spread it in front of you and slop it up.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Spread could be a lot of things in prison.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Smash it up. A lot of spreading going on in prison.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Spread them. So yeah, I've got... If he says spread,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: oh my God, a billion points. But if he says ramen,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: that would be also a bad answer. Okay. Item number two.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Item number two, and I've modified this to keep it
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: safe for the Glory Hole Challenge, is a prison shank.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: So now I've taped the tip. But it's a small
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: screwdriver type thing. Was it at one point a toothbrush?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was a screwdriver.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a screwdriver. And obviously in prison, what
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: you do is you just rub it against the concrete
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: until you get a nice sharp point. But yeah, you
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: could use toothbrush, hairbrush. You know, this one's metal. That'd
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: be so valuable right now in jail.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: I told you I got on a trip to a penitentiary,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: scared straight kind of thing.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: When I was in one of those schools, you know.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: And they showed us all the stuff that they had confiscated.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, sweet.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: And, dude, these guys were making all kinds of crazy stuff. Like,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: the toothbrush thing was the most impressive because it was
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: just a standard toothbrush. And they got this thing razor sharp.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: And you go into, like, below the ribs with that thing,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: that can cause a lot of problems. It gives you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: all kinds of ideas. Yeah, but they also, like, had
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: turned it into almost like a straight blade. Like, the
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: end of it, like, the bristles and stuff, like, that
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: end of it, like, they had sharpened down. And it was,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: they used a piece of paper and went like this.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: that goes into your neck you're not having fun yeah
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: yeah alright so prison shank is item number two so
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: if he says screwdriver or I'll get it but he
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: says shank item number three okay this one is I'm
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: going to show it to you and you guys guess
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: what it is first Oh, I get it.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, is that a girlfriend?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, look, a flashlight?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: It's a Fifi.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Fifi. A Fifi. Is the term you hear. Scott Weiland, RIP,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: he talked about when he was in jail, he used Fifis.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: So this one is pretty basic. It's a paper towel tube.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Then you take a rubber glove, turn that inside out,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: and then tape, you know, rubber band the edge. So
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: you have basically a flashlight. I've applied lube on the outside.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: I use actual real Astro Glide.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Not syrup or jelly?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you might use syrup, jelly, lotion, whatever. People make
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: these out of rolled up socks. But the idea is
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: you're making a hole with something on it that you
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: can use as a girlfriend. So if he says rubber glove.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Beefy or prison girlfriend. But that's for mega bonus points. Hopefully,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: after the first one of the two of these, Jeff
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: might say, oh.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sensing a theme.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: So those are the three items.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, prison spread. Go ahead and write those down. Prison spread.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Number two is the prison shank.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Shank. And number three is the Fifi. Yes. Yeah, the
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: prison girlfriend.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: And so we'll have Jeff on the other end of
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: this studio glory hole, and he'll have to guess what
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: these items are only using his face and his mouth.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: And we'll see if he can do that next here
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: on The Woody Show.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Morgan, on a scale of 1 to 10, what would
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: you give The Woody Show? I want to say 6-7,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: but I'm sticking with 6.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: And now, back to The Woody Show.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: All right, time for the Glory Hole Challenge. Jeff G.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: the newest member of the show, he's not even seen
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: this bit play out.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: No, not in real life.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: And now, I mean, he's going right into the deep end.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: He's going to be on the receiving end of the
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Glory Hole. We're going to bring him in here in
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: just a second. He's already blindfolded. Sammy's got them out
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: there in the googly-eyed blindfold. So just to remind you,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: we were going over the items. CBAT's pulled some items.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: These are all things from prison. All right, so number one,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: prison spread, like with the ramen and the crushed up
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: chips and the whole thing, right?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Easy cheese, by the way, which is like $ 8 a
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: can these days.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: That's item number one, prison spread. This is what you're
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: going to be guessing. Item number two, the prison shank,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: the screwdriver that he's now... The tip is safety covered.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: Safety covered, but he's turned it into a shank. And
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: then item number three is the Fifi, the prison girlfriend.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: It's the paper towel tube that he's turned into a
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: prison vagina.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sweet.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: All right, so go ahead and bring Jeff in.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: All right. Prison spread, prison shank.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: Here he comes.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Here comes Jeff.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: The mask always kills.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 8: Me, man.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: It is funny. It's the best blindfold ever made.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Cartoon googly eyes. All right.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: I wonder if we put that thing under a blacklight.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: It's been used for so many different things. Now, you
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: can't see underneath that.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: It's so dusty.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: Jeff.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 7: Jeff, can you see?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: You can't see underneath that?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: I've worn this thing.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: It's a good thing. They make.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: They'd be good for blackout shades.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: It's well done.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: And now, did Sammy just move that microphone right back
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: into the way of the camera shot?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: I think so.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 9: Here we go.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just lower.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: It's ready to go.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: So, Jeff, it'll be three items. Again, you can only
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: use your face and your mouth to guess what these
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: items are. None of these things are dangerous.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing can hurt you internally or externally. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: You guys don't have IBS, right?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: So all we need you to do is just be
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: descriptive because you can't see anything. We just want you
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: to be able to describe to everybody what it is
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: that you're thinking.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: All right, so item number one. He's in a good position.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: All right, go ahead. Item number one. Yeah, this is
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: really good.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: You've never been on the receiving end of a glory
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: hole before, have you?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: You're missing out. Oh, no, it smells like cheese. It's
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: kind of squishy and soft.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, gross.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 14: Huh?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Squishy and soft. It's kind of like.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, God, man. Taste it.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: Really just.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: You put your tongue in there. I'll taste it. All right.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: Is it like Ritz crackers and cheese?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Keep going.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: Like one of the little sandwiches.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: A sandwich?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's got his mouth right on there.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: Hey, man.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, some fell on me.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 8: Gross.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: It's slimy. It's slimy. All right.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: Shoot.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's crackers and cheese.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Crackers and cheese. All right.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, but it smells kind of gross.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Are there more components?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's it feel like? It feels like Jell-O.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Like Jell-O.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, weird.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: It's salty.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Salty.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: Salty Jell-O.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Salty Jell-O cheese.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're on the right path.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a Lunchable.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Ooh, Lunchable. That's a.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: That's a solid guess. Oh, he's got his mouth back
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is crunchy, too, so there's the crackers
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: or pretzels, maybe. Oh, he's got a bigger chunk of it.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Is it pretzels with, like, cheese whiz on it? Pretzels
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: with cheese? Oh, you know what? I mean, the cheese
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: whiz is a really solid guess.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, you guys know I don't eat crap like this.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Well, have you ever, though?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: It tastes like ham or something in it.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: I hope it's ham.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: God damn it. All right.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Give us your one final guess here.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: F in Lunchables, I guess.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Is it a Lunchable?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: It is not a Lunchable.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: You had components, correct?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: You did.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Because there are some, like, what did you use there?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: Were the crackers?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Some kind of chips, right? Broken up chips. Broken up chips.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: And there is easy cheese in there. There is easy
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: cheese in there.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got part of it right.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: But the squishy part, you're not quite getting. Now there's
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: a ham or beef flavor to that squishy part.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Which is.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it would also include in there ramen noodles.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Crackers, easy cheese, all-in-one dish is often referred to as... Oh,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: a spread!
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah!
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a prison spread.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: I'd say he got a good half point on that one. Yeah,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: because he got the crackers. I gotta say, man, of
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: everybody we've ever seen in this game, you wasted no
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: time just going.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: Right for the mouth. Yeah, mouth first. Yeah, mouth first.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: YOLO, right?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: All right, item number two for the Woody Show Glory
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: Hole Challenge.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: Slow down, stick it in my face.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah. So the next item's out there.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's really dry. It almost feels hairy.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a clue. It's got more than one
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: part to it, so kind of go.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: Up and down.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: He's got the... Okay, wait, hold on.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: There's metal on there?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: God, this is some sort of bird leg. Not a
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: bad game.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: Might be.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: And by the way, Jeff, I know because you're new,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: like not everything is like food.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Not everything is food.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: No, not everything is food. Right. It can go in
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: your mouth. It can be an item. It can be food.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: I thought it was all food.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. That's why I wanted to clarify.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Don't bite it. Don't bite on too hard. No, I
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: would not bite it.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Don't bite too hard. Okay.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: There's metal.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's metal.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 12: It doesn't smell very bad. I smell Steve Aston's gloves.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 12: Thank you for wearing those, by the way.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: That's a germaphobe. There's something metal. He's smart.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: You're tracing the shape.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, his chin.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: It's got a metal, like, telescopic kind of thing to it. Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Is it an ear cleaner? Maybe a nose cleaner?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: A nose cleaner. Maybe one of those wax things that
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: you tell us to get. Oh, the nose waxer.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: The lollipop.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: The lollipop, yeah.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Did I put it in something?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. I don't need herpes.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: I would trace it again.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Seabass, why don't you grab it by the other end
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: and see if maybe that helps us from some clarity.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a little. Oh, there you go.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's fuzzy. Oh, no.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: From this angle, man. This thing has five o'clock shadow.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 8: Shoot.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. Okay.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: You could put it in your mouth. Just don't, like,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: eat it.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: Or don't chomp on it.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not food.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what that shape is because
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: it has something on the top.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: It's cold.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: It's got the steel part to it, but then the
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: top part is kind of plasticky. Yeah. Crap. What if
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: it didn't have that tampon? It's not a tampon applicator,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: is it? Is that your final guess?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: A tampon applicator. Is it a tampon applicator?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: It is not.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: You described it perfectly.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: That is a screwdriver that has been fashioned into a
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: prison shank. The top part was to keep you from
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: getting stabbed.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 9: That's what was talking about.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: That was throwing me off.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: Then he turned it around and that was the handle
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: of the screwdriver. The wider end was the handle.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Of the screwdriver. I don't really think that one's that fair.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: I sense a theme though.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: Well, there's only one more item here in this round
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: of the Woody show glory hole challenge.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Are you ready for item number three? Sure.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: Jeff G is on the receiving end of the glory hole.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: So it's through the glory hole.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Oh God.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: He's got his, he's got his nose right in there.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Nose and his mouth.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: Not food.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: So don't eat it, but you can, you can go
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: in your mouth.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Why do I think it's a condom, dude?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: All right, condom.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Let me smell it again. All right. It does feel
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: kind of rubbery.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: He's using the bottom of his chin. Now he's kind
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: of like almost nibbling toward the top.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, there's some kind of lube on it, bro.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Nothing's poisonous.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 7: Are you lipping it a little bit?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: He kind of grabbed it.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 8: I did.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: I grabbed it with the front.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's got to be a condom, man.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a condom. It has to be a condom.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: What is the smell?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 12: I mean, it smells a little plasticky, but it's the
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 12: stuff on the outside of it that makes me think
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 12: it's got that, you know.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Slime.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Whatever it's called. Yeah, the lube stuff. Lube stuff. All right.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 7: Maybe, is there more of it he can feel?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: I'll go down the length of it. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: Let's see. I'm testing it. Let's see. All right, yeah.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's paper towel. It's like cardboard.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Cardboard and.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, God, what could it be?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: I think jail and cardboard.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Condoms. Oh, is it your homemade, you know, wanking it kit?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Otherwise known as?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, why can't I think of it right now?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: You got me, man. I can't think of the name.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 13: That's got to count.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: I think you're thinking of Fifi. Yeah.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Why couldn't I think of the name? Or girlfriend.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: These are all things that can.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: Be found in Diddy's bunk.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: You can take off your blindfold there, Jeff.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: All on top here. Jeff, your guesses were really good.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: Really great.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: This one was the one that killed me, man. Yeah,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: because you didn't... Yes, this right here.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: The Fifi.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Because you did a great job describing the spread, even
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: though you didn't pick up on the ramen part of it.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: But you got the ingredient. You thought it was salty Jell-O.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: But he got the ham. It's not ham flavored, but
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: it's beef flavored. But that's in that flavor pack.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 7: But what an insult it would be to turn that
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 7: down in prison. Somebody paid a lot of canteen for that.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: You think you have a good time with that Fifi, Jeff?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: He's looking at it right now.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 12: As soon as I could tell, I was like, oh,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 12: it's got to be a condom because you could taste
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 12: like that.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: That lube. It's real Astroglide.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, good to know.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: It's legit.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: It's authentic Astroglide.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: That was good, Jeff.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: That was fun.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, because, like, Jeff, I mean, you never, like,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: spent any time.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: No, not long-term, no.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: You didn't eat a Fifi.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: He wasn't gay for the day.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: It was very short-term, in and out, a lot of probation.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: All right. I didn't get to use these.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: I would say, no, yeah, no experience with the Fifi.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: What about, like, ramen, like, the spread? The spread?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: I have tasted spread before. Yeah.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Because we made some in the studio on another show.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: I think we've all done that. Hot Cheetos would have
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: been the dead giveaway on the spread. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: If you would have done the Hot Cheetos, I would
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: have got it right away. But, yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, no.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 7: You can take that.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm cool.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Well, that's how you do the Glory Hole Challenge. We're like,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Jeff G.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: In the Glory Hole Challenge.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Nice work, Jeff.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 8: Well done.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: Well done. I'll take my shirt off. You take your
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: shirt off. Let's skin the skin.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: We were talking about it earlier.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: We got a text into the radio station yesterday from
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: a listener who's texted in on a number of other
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: things before. It wasn't like their first time ever texting in.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: And you know, we get a lot of these, you know, hey,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: this is going on.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Can you please post about this? And, you know, like I.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: Told you, I'm a very untrusting person.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: But rightly so.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just because of, you know, the world that we
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: are in.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: We're in a world of scams.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And also.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: It's a slippery slope, man, because we would spend the
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: entire show every day on.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: For whatever reason, long story.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Longer.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: This caught your eye.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: This one just stuck with me the entire day. And
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: all I could do was think about this dog. Somebody
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: like a listener said, any animal hospitals, you guys can
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: please refer me to Woody, Greg, Menace. My dog needs
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: surgery ASAP. Is it possible for you to repost this
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: on your social media, please? It was a GoFundMe. I
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: can't afford her surgery. Would you guys want her? She's
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: a four-year-old golden retriever. The cutest dog.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: So cute.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: I don't want her suffering and in pain. For whatever reason, man,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: all I could see was this dog's face because one
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: of those where they're like looking up at you.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, God.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: And smiling.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: And smiling.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: So anyway, I said I may end up regretting this,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: but I decided to bring it up here on the show.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: I posted the link to the GoFundMe. It's on our
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: Instagram and on our Facebook story at The Woody Show.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: I asked Jeff to get a hold of this listener
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: so we can answer some of these questions that we had.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: And so we do have Shirley on the line, who
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: is Bella's mom.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: How is Bella?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: How is she feeling? She got some kind of procedure done?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: So Bella is back at home. The vet that we
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: took her to, it was in San Fernando Valley, Kinder
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: for Rescue. They basically told us that she's not eligible
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: for surgery at the moment because they need to also
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: do a... Like, we have to take her to a
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: specialist for the nerves. We have to make sure that
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: the nerves are still able to be, like, recuperate, I guess.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: And if that is possible, then there's a high possibility
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: that she's eligible for surgery.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: Now, what if she's not, though? That's my question.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Like, what if she's not?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah. If she's not, she's going to be, unfortunately, paralyzed
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: for life, like... basically just paralyzed so she's gonna be
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: having to live a new life um so we have
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: ordered a um a wheelchair for dogs yeah um for
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: now because we we we're just not sure and we
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: don't want to give up on her it's.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: Just it's just so much.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: Um you know all at once basically so It's a
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: lot for her, I guess. You know, if she's just
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: laying and she's not able to move and, you know,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: she is eating now, we are giving her pain meds.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was going to ask, I was going
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: to ask, like, what's her, like, level of comfort?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, is she, like, in pain? Like, what do
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: they say about that?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: She is in pain. The pain meds do help her. Um,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: but you know, the, the vet just said that we
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: have to just take her to, you know, get the,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: get the, to the specialist for the nerves, basically that
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: that's going to determine if she's, you know, if she's
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: going to be able to recuperate and, and, you know,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: be eligible for, for surgery. She has a broken hip, um,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: left leg is broken. The tail is dislocated and, And
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: it's just, it's so much, like, I have the vet notes,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: it's just hard to read. It was very overwhelming, everything that,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: you know, she has multiple, you know, fractures, I guess,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: or broken, you know. things on her lower extremities.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: So how old is your baby?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 10: Four.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Four.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: So let me ask you this question. So like in the,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: in the write up on the GoFundMe, it said that
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: she was let out by a stranger and got lost.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: Like how long was she out there?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: For about probably three hours she's never been out she's
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: yeah and literally um we found her steps away about
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: maybe 15 steps away it was two houses down the
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: neighbor already knew you know whose dog it was and
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: everything and And it's like it was just like, are
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: you serious? Like, I can't even believe it. She's never
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: been out.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: Clearly got hit by a car or something. I mean,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: because like not it's not like she was gone for
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: a couple of days.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: No, not a long time at all. Not a long
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: time at all. And we're trying to get see if
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: anybody has footage. And so far, nothing. you know, it's just,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: it's so difficult. We went and knock on the doors
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: of the neighbors and even the neighbor that found her,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: she didn't see anything. She just found her laying on
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: the floor and she carried her to her house and,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: you know, and that's how, yeah, she just, she, you know,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: it was just, it's very difficult because we really wish
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: we knew exactly what happened to her. And, you know,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: it's just, we're just not sure, you know, but it
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: is very overwhelming. We're just trying to get her the
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: help that she needs. And overall, every vet visit has
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: been very, very expensive. It's ridiculously expensive just for little testing.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: It's like 3k. And I'm just like, wow, man, like,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: You know, even with the pet insurance, they're not able
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: to cover, you know, half of that basically. So it's
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: just overwhelming.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: So you have pet insurance? That was going to be
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: my other question.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, you don't?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 6: No, we don't.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. No, we don't.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, for anybody listening, that's always a good idea, man.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: Like Menace has been talking about that forever. And then
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: when the company, when the radio station first started off,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: we had that open enrollment for all your benefits.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what is this? Head insurance? And it
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: was so minimal. I'm like, whatever, F it.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: So I signed up and it really came in handy
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: because my dog just had to have surgery here recently.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: And it covered all about 300 bucks of it, man.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 9: For emergency situations like this, and you say that you're
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 9: in the San Fernando Valley, I highly, highly recommend a
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 9: place called True Care for Pets.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 9: It's 24 hours, emergency spot, and they're amazing.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: True Care for Pets.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 9: They're in Studio City on Ventura, and they're awesome.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: On Ventura.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 12: I've taken my dog there as well. She goes there
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 12: for her heart special stuff and all that. She has
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 12: to have testing just like Kersh does before they can
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 12: do any surgery. Like, vets are very cautious about that.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 12: They want to make sure that, you know, that your
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 12: dog's going to be safe for any kind of operation.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 12: True care for pets is the spot. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 6: For pets.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely. Yeah, so here's a question.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: If.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I got to ask the question. If you
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: go through the testing for the nerves that they're telling
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: you she has to do before... know if she's eligible
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: for the surgery. If she's not, does that mean that
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: that's it? Like at that point she gets put down?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: You know, the vet said that the vet said that,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: you know, there is a high possibility that she can
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: recover on her own if she starts, you know, moving
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: her legs and stuff like that, which based on the,
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: you know, x-rays, pictures and everything, it just looks like
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: everything's like dislocated. So it's like It's just difficult.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: Things are out of place.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: Some type of hope. Yeah, yeah. And he said that
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: there may be a high possibility that she can recover
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: on her own and start moving. If that is the case,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: then there's, you know, there's nerve. The nerves are, you know, alert.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: They're alive. You know, the nerves are able to be reconstructed,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: I guess. And that will qualify her for the surgery.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: If not, then yes, she's dead. We're going to have
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: to see what other options we have. But for now,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: she's taking pain meds. We have her in the living room,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: comfortable on the dog pillow.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 4: How much is this test for the nerves?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: We're not sure. We're looking into where to take her
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: for that. It has to be a specialist. So we're
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: still looking to see where to take her for that.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: So would that be menace like that same place?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: I would think so. Yeah.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: No, they, They couldn't do it at that same place.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: True care for pets.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: True care for pets. The one that menace just told
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: you about.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We're going to, we're, we're going to call that
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: today to see how much it is because somebody at
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: the vet did say that it was, it was about
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 5: three K or so. Yeah.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 7: It says 2,500.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, have the broken bones been addressed at least?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Is she in a cast?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what have they done for the broken bones?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: No, nothing. The vet just gave us payments. That's it?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: The vet just gave us payments, yeah. Yeah, the kinder
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: for rescue. A lot of people recommended us there because
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 5: it was low income, so that's where we took her,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: and there was no cast, nothing they placed on her.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know what they do. Yeah.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: My dog got hit by a car and broke his
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: legs and got plates put in. So there was surgery.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: It had nothing to do with the nerves, though.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they mentioned, yeah.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: So the link for the GoFundMe that we put on
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: our Instagram is coming up now.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: Unknown error.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not working.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: I'm seeing that, too.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: And it's like, for whatever reason, it's not it's not working.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: So I don't I don't know what's up with that.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: But the link is up on our Instagram page. If
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: anybody feels inclined to to help, I would like for
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: you to keep us in the loop and let us
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: know about like, did you find a place to get,
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: you know, to get the testing done? for the nerves, like,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: you know, where, where this whole thing is and going,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: where this whole thing is going. And, you know, at
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: the very least we want to make sure that she's
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: comfortable and like at least getting attended to.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 5: That's, that's her main priority. She, she is comfortable at
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: the moment. She's not, you know, she doesn't seem like
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 5: she's in pain. The pain meds have been helping her,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 5: but that is our first priority. Just trying to see
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: where we can take her because we are also juggling,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: you know, You know, just trying to stay above, like,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: making sure, you know, we're also, you know, going to
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: work and stuff like that. Just to make sure that,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: you know, we have everything.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: That we need.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: But, yeah, it is overwhelming for sure. But I really,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: really appreciate you guys.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what it is about this.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: I'm going to check.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: The link again. Yeah, check the link.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: It's, you know, as long as it's the same link,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: it's up there on our Instagram story, at The Woody Show.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: You can check it out there. All right, Shirley, keep
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: us updated, okay?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much, guys.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: All right, thanks.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: All right, Shirley.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: We love you. Yeah, we love you.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: Wow, that sucks. I thought she was at least in
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: a cast or something.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: And my thing is I just want to make sure
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: that the dog is, you know, getting the care, the
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: attention it's supposed to. And it's not just like one
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: of those, you know, things where it's like, well, we
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: got to try to get this together first or that
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: together first.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 7: Right. You know, whatever.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 11: Well, the nerves can. I think it can't be in
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 11: the past yet because.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 7: Of the nerves.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nerves regenerate.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 9: Understood.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 6: Sometimes.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 7: I wasn't talking about the nerves. Those are some pretty
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 7: scary looking fractures.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: I can tell you, like a lot of people on
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: the text.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: Are just a-holes.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: Pretty mean.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: Not into it. Are dicks.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: Why are we interviewing this bitch? Nobody cares about her
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: stupid dog. Get on with the show. Hang up on
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: this waste of time. If I pay the full surgery,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 4: can we hang up on this obnoxious call?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 7: That'd be great.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: F you guys. It's amazing.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: We joke around and we make a lot of jokes
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: from time to time. But clearly, anybody who's had a
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: pet or something that they love and they're going through it.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: Has a heart.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: And they're trying to figure it out.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: With something that can't communicate with you. And they're asking people,
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: they're desperate for help. And you can't, like, I could
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 4: be the biggest dick you've ever met.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: And you've probably gotten the version of me that you've deserved. But, man, like,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: even I am sitting here going, like, what is wrong
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: with some of these.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: People on the text?
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 7: They can't help themselves.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Because here's the thing, I don't think they're kidding.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 6: They're not.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: Some of these are repeated. Yeah.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, some of these people, and there are plenty
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: of good people on the text now, too. but you, uh,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 4: you dick bags, you know who you are and, uh, you,
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: you deserve whatever's coming to you.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: You put, you put that, I'm saying you put that
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 4: kind of energy out there on something like that, on
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: a helpless, on a helpless dog and, you know, people
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: who are, you know, just asking for help, trying to
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: do what they, uh, what they can.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 4: Anyway, uh, it's on our Instagram at the Woody show. Uh,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: and we have that, uh, that link on there. So,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: Let's see.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 4: Tyler says the GoFundMe as a whole is down because
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: none of the other funding pages are working. So just
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: check back.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: Terrible timing. Terrible timing. The Woody Show.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Where is Seabass?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: Here he comes.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 7: He's coming.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: Somebody summoned Seabass. Sebastiana.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: It seems like something he'd like to give an opinion on.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: So Edward Norton was on, I forget the name of
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: the podcast.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 7: Was it Armchair Expert?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: That doesn't sound right for whatever reason. I had a
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 4: note on it and now I can't find it. Anyway,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: he was on this podcast and he had a take
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: about how he's tired of people romanticizing autism.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: That's very trendy these days.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I wanted to see if you guys agree
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 4: or disagree with what Edward Norton said here.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: It occurred to me, do you think you're neurodivergent at all?
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 10: Not in a claimable, you know, nameable way. This is
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 10: a pet peeve. I may not be right about this,
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 10: but I feel like Silicon Valley has done a lot
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 10: of cool things and a lot of really negative things
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 10: to our society.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 10: One of the ones that I find kind of aggravating
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 10: is what I would call the romanticization of the idea
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 10: of being on the spectrum. You get all these people
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 10: who are just basically assholes. Wanting to credit that to
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 10: them being on the spectrum. It's like, you're not on
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 10: the spectrum.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: Shut up. You know, stop it. And it's like, don't
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 10: Don't casually write off all your bad behavior. And also
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 10: don't casually try to claim as a superpower a thing
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 10: that for a lot of people is a real thing.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: Agree or disagree? I think I've mentioned things to this nature.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: He's he's accurate.
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's right that it is used in a
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Silicon Valley type way.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: No offense. Elon is often known to be very curt
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: and dismissive. He will call people stupid to their face.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Right, Steve Jobs.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: Right, Steve Jobs, et cetera, et cetera.
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  Speaker 14: But I think he's also missing a chance to throw
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 14: this crap on psychology and therapy because that's put mental
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 14: diagnosis and the use of that language into the public.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 7: Let's just assume he meant all douches.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: Right. So, yeah, being claiming some kind of– You hear
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: the same thing with psychopathy and psychology. I'm a psychopath.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: It's very trendy. Everyone thinks they can read a list
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: of five things from some psychology magazine and say, yeah, yeah,
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: that's Asperger's, autism. Yeah, I'm smart. I know things.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: Because it is. And it all comes down to it's
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: a very easy science. It's just a list of things.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: And then you can say. Okay, that qualifies.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 7: Well, how do you diagnose somebody?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: You need a list. I suppose so, but I think
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: everyone has it now and everyone has those tools.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 7: But the word he used, romanticizing it, that's key. You
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 7: can have whatever you have, but you claim it like
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 7: it's your favorite thing about yourself.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: Which goes back to, yeah, using your problems as your
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: identity and then it somehow makes you special.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 9: But I love how he called it out because it's
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 9: so true of like, you know, people are just straight
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 9: up dicks and then they just, they put this like,
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 9: You know, earn this title on them to give them
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 9: a pass.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: We've had that with musical artists for our entire career is, oh,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: he's mean and he's a dick during interviews, but it's
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: because he's such a good singer.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: Such an intense artist.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: He cares so much. Yeah, you have to put up
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: with that because he's such a genius.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: And Edward Norton, if I've heard correctly, is not easy
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: to work with.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 7: He's supposed to be.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: Very difficult because he's so talented.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: It was Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard. And the name
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 4: of the episode is Edward Norton Returns Again. If you
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 4: want to hear the whole thing, I mean, obviously, this
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: is like one piece of the conversation.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: I like his vibe.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 4: Taken out of an entire conversation.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: But to a general degree, yeah.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, nobody's trying to necessarily cancel him. There
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 4: are people, plenty of people who are upset with him
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: and they don't like because I think they got called out.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: You know, nobody likes getting called out. But I'm saying
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: there's not a bigger movement now because he said this to,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: you know, kind of retaliate on that. I don't want
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: to set it up that way either. That's not, that's not,
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: that is not what's happening either.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 9: I've been trying to camouflage my dickness with this, with
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 9: this title.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: And he's calling me out on it. And you look
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: at the autism numbers and they are through the roof.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people are saying, well, it's because
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: we're over-diagnosing, over-including things that used to be, now that
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: guy's a dick. Right. Because we hate, no, shut up,
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: be nice.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: Just kind of weird.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: The other part of it is where we were talking
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 4: about the other day, I saw that quote about, you know,
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: it's not necessarily a good idea to be your, quote,
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 4: authentic self, because your authentic self could be somebody who's
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: very selfish, just a big douche.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: Total jerk.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: And that might just be like what your tendency is
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 4: and what your default programming is, is just to be
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: And if you are your.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: Authentic self, then maybe there is an opportunity for you to,
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: you know, be better than that.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 9: With Edward here, it seems like, yeah, he might be
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 9: a dick, but at least he's self-aware.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is. It comes across that way.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: Here's a question. And this is a people were asked.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: What's a what's a bigger problem? People being too easily
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 4: offended or people not being careful enough about upsetting others?
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 7: I think we're going to come to a.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, like, what's a normal by the numbers? Like,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: because they ask people this question. How do you think
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 4: the numbers shook out?
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: So what's more important?
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: I know in this room, what we would say.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: Too easily to be offended or not.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: Or people aren't trying hard enough to not offend.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: So what's a bigger problem? People being too easily offended.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 4: Or people not being careful enough about upsetting others.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 7: I think it's going to be not being careful enough.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because they're taking the survey.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 7: Really? I don't know.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 11: I think people are over that now. It went too
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 11: far and now everyone's coming back to just stop being
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 11: so offended.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the pendulum, right?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 7: Crazy one way.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 3: But when people take surveys, they just want to sound good.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: Was the survey taken like in person or was it
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: taken online?
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 7: Was it at a college?
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: I'll say it. I'll give it 50-50. Well, 51%.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 3: Ah, knew it.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: Well, 14% of these dopes said they weren't sure.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 13: I need you to call me in a month.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 4: Hey, all survey takers, exclude that person.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Take it out of the equation.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 4: Take them out because it's just a question for a survey.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: Just answer the question, or don't participate at all.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: Or keep walking. Yeah, thanks for coming. Use your voucher
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: for a sandwich.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: So people that take these surveys, the I don't know
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: or not sure.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 14% of people said they're not sure.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: All right, so that's 51% when asked what's the bigger problem?
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 4: People being too easily offended or people not being careful
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: enough about upsetting others. 51% So the bigger problem is
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: being too easily offended.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's actually, that makes me feel a lot better.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: That is refreshing.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: 51% better.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the people who are offended are always the loudest too.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 8: True.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 11: There's plenty of people tired about it. Right, there's less
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 11: of them, but they're very loud about it.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: The rest of us are just like, we either ignore
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: it or just go about our day.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: Just continue.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to just book my next restaurant reservation.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 7: I'm going to take to the streets every day.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: You care about that? All right.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 10: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: You can send us a text over to 22987. We've
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• 1:49:37
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• 1:49:38
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• 1:49:45
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: I like that very much.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 4: People were asked, what's an unpopular opinion?
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Edward Norton. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: Romanticizing autism.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: He goes, enough with that. But what's an unpopular opinion?
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: A hot take. That you got that you think could
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: get you canceled.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: Which sounds dangerous when they ask people that question.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to read you some of the responses. Okay.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: Like, chocolate ice cream is not that great.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: So, again, the question was, and people were asked this question,
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: what's an unpopular opinion that you have that you think
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 4: could get you canceled?
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 14: Hmm.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to think of all the different things
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: that we have shared over the years on this show.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 4: And it's nuclear compared to what the list is.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 3: I remember one that I shared. I thought, oh, God,
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: why did I even verbalize that? Oh, yeah? Yeah.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 7: What a reminder.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: I have said it. I'm like, the legal limit of
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 3: drunk driving should be changed. It varies. I could be
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: quite buzzed and drive fast. Whitewell. Thank you.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be one of the
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: other Greg's greatest hits. Oh, the AIDS one?
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, the AIDS one. Yeah, the AIDS one. That one's
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: always popular.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: And it's a fact. The A in AIDS stands for Acquired.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: Don't acquire it. There's things you can do in life
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: to not acquire it.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: The D stands for deserves. Yeah, that's what I said.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: So what's an unpopular opinion that you have that you
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: think could get you canceled? This is what people said.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: You ready?
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: This person says, quote, I think that TikTok is a
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 4: bad invention.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 6: No way.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: Are you sure we should be airing this? Does that
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: person still have a job? Do they work at TikTok?
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: I hope you can do stand-up comedy or something.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: I hope that was anonymous because that person's getting fired today.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: How do they even feed themselves? How about this one? Quote.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: Dogs and pets in general are not people. They are,
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 2: in fact, unhygienic and do not belong in restaurants or
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: grocery stores. This is so crazy. I can't believe that
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: people own them. And by the way, that's what the
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: health department says. So all you jackasses who are bringing
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: your dog in, the only reason it's allowed is because
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: they don't want to fight you.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 5: Losers.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: Quote.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 4: What's an unpopular opinion that you have? that you think
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: could get you canceled. This person says, both major political
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: parties in the U.S.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: Suck. Okay, I don't know how much more of this
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: I can tell you.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: At the end of the day, each one is trying
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 4: to maximize power by pretending they care about us.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 7: This is getting very controversial.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 3: All right, all right.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: Bill Maher. All right, how about this one?
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 4: I can't stand the people who bike on busy streets.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 4: They think they own the road and they don't realize
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 4: how dangerous it is. I'm going to call this person
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: out because you don't care at all about the people
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 4: on the bikes. They don't realize how dangerous it is.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: You don't care about the people on the bikes.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: You hate the people on the bikes.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: As you should.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 4: What's an unpopular opinion that you have that you think
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 4: could get you canceled? This person says, quote, people should
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 4: be allowed to have non-lethal duels to settle personal disputes.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 6: Ooh, I like that.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 7: Like fight it out?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: That'd be fun. That's a good idea.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 3: Like Nerf guns.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 7: No, like a dance battle.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: That's a comedy guy.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: Not having kids isn't selfish. It's actually selfish and very
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: egotistical to have kids because people want a mini me
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 4: or a future caretaker. Yeah, bitch.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 7: I mean, I kind of agree.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: Paula Poundstone in 1984.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: But that can get you canceled?
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 7: No, but not at all.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: What's an unpopular opinion that you have that you think
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 4: can get you canceled? This person says, quote, elected officials
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 4: and judges should have to retire by 75. Oh, that's outrageous.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: That's right. They said it.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 7: I don't want my name on this segment.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: They said it. I don't want to be part of this.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Sammy, this one might be a little personal. Oh, okay.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: I'll give you one more.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 4: Quote, People who genuinely believe in astrology or tarot card
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 4: reading shouldn't be taken seriously.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 11: I'm highly offended. Even I don't care because that's a
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 11: popular opinion to.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: Hate on it. No, I don't think so.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 4: Because the question was very clearly, what's an unpopular opinion
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: that you have that you think could get you canceled?
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 4: And that's what that person said.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 11: There's a lot of astrology lovers out there, I guess,
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 11: more than I thought.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: The correct answer is sterilized and lose their voting rights.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: That's the correct answer.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so there you go. Very, very dangerous.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 7: That was uncomfortable.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 4: Are we going to get in trouble just for repeating it? Yeah,
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 4: if we're not here tomorrow. That's also true.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:54:52
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• 1:54:54
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• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe people who haven't met their soulmate yet don't
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: have a soul.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, you got that red hair, you know, and
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: a lot of freckles, typically, and very... Very light, pasty skin.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 4: But does that necessarily mean that there's not, like, somebody
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: out there for you?
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, another soulless, sad ginger.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 6: Sorry, gingers.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: Sorry, gingers. You know, that was like, it was right there.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: I had to take it. I had to take it.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 8: Do it.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 4: of your valuable time this morning.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: You know we love and appreciate you for that. The
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: here on Wednesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 7: I quit this bitch.