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- 0:00Okay, Chelsea, I do have a lot of choices for
- 0:04this episode for a fringy mini, but I'm just
- 0:06going to pick one because I feel like it's a,
- 0:08it's one you won't pick. So I just want to go
- 0:11with it. I have my doubts about what this is
- 0:14going to be about then. This is written. It's
- 0:18an NPR article written on September 17th, 2026,
- 0:22written by Rebecca Herscher and Ryan Kelman.
- 0:25article title people's houses are collapsing
- 0:28into the ocean and fema gives them no other option
- 0:31other than to have it collapse well let's read
- 0:33i guess apparently richard foreman's home is
- 0:37stranded in the middle of a beach the stairs
- 0:39were ripped away by waves years ago So there's
- 0:42no way in or out anymore. The house is 20 feet
- 0:45into the air on stilts that were designed to
- 0:47protect it from hurricane storm surges. But there
- 0:50haven't been any big storms recently, just the
- 0:52rising ocean eating away at the sand every year
- 0:55after year. Just six years ago, the house was
- 0:58still a popular vacation rental in Rodantha,
- 1:00North Carolina. Like many beachfront houses,
- 1:03it had a nickname, Sea and Delight. Today, the
- 1:06name is gone, and the house is uninhabitable.
- 1:08At low tide, the Atlantic Ocean laps at what
- 1:11used to be the driveway. At high tide, the ocean
- 1:14runs beneath the entire house. And sorry, there
- 1:17are pictures throughout. I might just show them
- 1:19to you at the end here. I think I have the article
- 1:21here, actually. Oh, okay. Oh, look at that. Okay.
- 1:25Yeah, they're weird houses. They're literally
- 1:28on stilts. That's not the picture I got from
- 1:31what you were saying, but okay. No, they are
- 1:34all on stilts in the middle of the beach. What's
- 1:37that? Would you live in a house like this? Not
- 1:40a chance. Like, I just feel like the wood wouldn't
- 1:43last. Rot away so fast, yeah. Whether or not
- 1:46you were submerged deep in the ocean or not.
- 1:50But continue. Foreman knows that it will collapse
- 1:54eventually. four neighboring homes have fallen
- 1:56into the ocean in the last two years and more
- 1:59than 100 homes on north carolina's barrier islands
- 2:01are at risk from erosion and sea level rise in
- 2:04the next decade according to the national park
- 2:06service which manages the area as part of cape
- 2:09hatteras national seashore i don't know how to
- 2:13say that at least a half a dozen of those houses
- 2:17are in imminent danger in june a high tide coupled
- 2:20with large waves was enough to bring down another
- 2:22house yet there is no plan to remove most of
- 2:25the threatened houses or to empty them of personal
- 2:28belongings because of perverse incentives created
- 2:31by the federal emergency management agency fema
- 2:35fema provides most residential flood insurance
- 2:38in the united states the agency will pay homeowners
- 2:41after a house collapses but not before that means
- 2:45owners stand to lose tens or even hundreds of
- 2:48thousands of dollars by tearing down a doomed
- 2:50house before the ocean takes it The homeowner
- 2:54is incentivized to wait for collapse and get
- 2:57a payout, says John Ryan Henry, a policy analyst
- 3:00at the Coastal States Organization, a non -profit
- 3:03that advocates on behalf of coastal state governments,
- 3:06including those along the Great Lakes. And when
- 3:11homes collapse, they pollute the water and leave
- 3:13wreckage on the shore. Unfortunately, there's
- 3:17a lot of debris that comes with these collapses.
- 3:20end quote says lisa sherrard a longtime flood
- 3:23insurance agent in north carolina who previously
- 3:26served as the chair of the association of state
- 3:29floodplain managers which is the trade group
- 3:31representing state flood policy officials quote
- 3:35it leaves a legacy of hazard on the beach it's
- 3:38almost impossible to get everything end quote
- 3:40the national park service says it collected more
- 3:43than 480 tons of home debris From the area in
- 3:47the last 18 months alone. I can only imagine
- 3:50looking at this place. Like the further I scroll
- 3:55into these pictures, the more I'm like, whose
- 3:58idea was this? These are those rich people's
- 4:01houses, Chelsea, that we've been waiting to collapse.
- 4:05Literally a whole like cult, more than a cul
- 4:08-de -sac. This is like streets and streets of
- 4:11houses on stilts along a beach. This guy's walking
- 4:14in between one row of houses on stilts with a
- 4:17dog. Chelsea, I think you sang stilts. makes
- 4:22it actually sound better than it is it's like
- 4:2440 toothpicks below the house wooden scaffolding
- 4:28maybe yeah this is crazy this is the stupidest
- 4:32idea i think i've ever seen why wouldn't they
- 4:34even use metal okay okay i just had to interject
- 4:41there this is insane quote it looked like we
- 4:43had just left for dinner i mean everything is
- 4:46still there end quote says foreman The couches,
- 4:49the refrigerator, every steak knife and beach
- 4:51towel. It's all waiting to fall into the ocean.
- 4:54Quote, if they would settle with me for the insurance,
- 4:58I would have it torn down tomorrow. End quote,
- 5:00he says. As sea level rise from climate change
- 5:03accelerates erosion around the country, there
- 5:05is growing alarm among waterfront homeowners,
- 5:08local officials and even members of Congress.
- 5:11More than 30 homes have fallen into the sea in
- 5:14coastal North Carolina since 2020. neighborhoods
- 5:18in Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Illinois,
- 5:21Virginia, and California are facing similar threats.
- 5:23Just last week, erosion exacerbated by a storm
- 5:27caused catastrophic damage to multiple homes
- 5:29in Southern California. Quote, people should
- 5:32not have to wait for their home to collapse into
- 5:34the water before they can get help. End quote,
- 5:37says Rep. Shelley Pingree, Democrat, Maine. I
- 5:40mean, it's their fucking stupid decision to live
- 5:43in a house like this. Yep. Like, I'd love to
- 5:47empathize with you, like, truly. I would, but
- 5:50like... This has to be a risk that you're understanding
- 5:54you're entering into in a situation like that.
- 5:57Especially for what I'm looking at. Chelsea,
- 5:58this is clearly a risk that all of us have to
- 6:00bear. That the rich person's house is falling
- 6:03into the ocean. That was clearly inevitable.
- 6:04This is infuriating. And the rich people are
- 6:07like, well, I never entered into the... You need
- 6:09to pay before it falls into the ocean. Who could
- 6:11have known this would fall into the ocean? It
- 6:13was already in the ocean preparing for collapse.
- 6:18Like, this house I'm looking at, this house he,
- 6:21this is clearly one of the ones that is imminently
- 6:24going to fall into the ocean. But, this guy can't
- 6:28even leave his house without touching water.
- 6:30I do love there's like a neighborhood shot, like...
- 6:33far down and like most of them are out of the
- 6:36water and there's one just like clearly falling
- 6:38into the water yeah and it's and you're like
- 6:42yeah that's all of them eventually here yeah
- 6:44there's no way around this honestly like this
- 6:48is the stupidest thing i've ever fucking seen
- 6:50in my life honestly and only millionaires are
- 6:53capable of doing something like this and okay
- 6:56let's see where it goes maybe i'll be shocked
- 6:59at the ending of this article FEMA says it cannot
- 7:02change the rules for threatened properties unless
- 7:05Congress amends the law that governs the National
- 7:07Flood Insurance Program. Such a bill was introduced
- 7:09by a bipartisan group of lawmakers in 2025, but
- 7:13it stalled in the House of Representatives. FEMA
- 7:16did not respond to questions from NPR about the
- 7:18costs to taxpayers for letting homes collapse.
- 7:22Erosion is an inescapable problem in waterfront
- 7:25communities. Waves remove sand and rock from
- 7:28some areas and deposit them in others. Climate
- 7:31change is accelerating that natural erosion unevenly.
- 7:33Although global warming affects the entire planet,
- 7:36sea levels are rising more quickly in some regions
- 7:39because of ocean currents and the complex dynamics
- 7:41of melting glaciers and ice caps. Some of the
- 7:44fastest sea level rise in the world is occurring
- 7:46in the east coast of the United States. in north
- 7:48carolina where thousands of homes sit on narrow
- 7:51sand barrier islands sea levels are rising faster
- 7:54than the global average and the rate is accelerating
- 7:56rising seas exacerbate the erosion that usually
- 7:59happens on barrier islands says reed corbett
- 8:02a climate scientist at east carolina university
- 8:05in the last six years hundreds of feet of beach
- 8:09have disappeared in dare county north carolina
- 8:12the current epicenter of erosion related home
- 8:15collapse in the united states quote There is
- 8:18no way to maintain homes where they currently
- 8:20are. End quote, Corbett says. He has delivered
- 8:23the same message directly to county residents
- 8:25at multiple public meetings in recent years.
- 8:27Quote, the only solution is to back off that
- 8:30front line. End quote. But removing homes from
- 8:34the front line is expensive. Tearing down a house
- 8:37costs at least $30 ,000, according to local contractors,
- 8:40and the price tag is even higher if the house
- 8:42is very large or difficult to access. The other
- 8:46option is to move homes further away from the
- 8:48water. Which, I guess that makes sense. They're
- 8:51on stilts. You can move them. Yeah, yeah. Which
- 8:55can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Most
- 8:57homeowners do not have that kind of money. Many
- 9:00of the at -risk properties in Dare County are
- 9:03vacation homes. Oh yeah, of course. People with
- 9:05vacation homes can't afford that. It just gets
- 9:09stupider. And their owners rely on rental income
- 9:12to pay for the mortgage, taxes, and insurance.
- 9:15as the ocean encroaches many houses get damaged
- 9:17and become uninhabitable sadly owners with high
- 9:21bills and no income at the very moment they need
- 9:24cash to prevent their homes from collapsing michael
- 9:27mcdaniel is in that situation with his house
- 9:29in buxton north carolina nicknamed the sea star
- 9:32he purchased it for about 500 000 in 2011 when
- 9:36he retired from the navy and he planned to eventually
- 9:38how did you make that much money in the navy
- 9:41I don't know. Like, I'm really, it sounds like
- 9:44these are, like, potentially some of them are
- 9:46not billionaires. They're just supplementing
- 9:49a mortgage by having it paid by... Oh, yeah,
- 9:52no, they're people who would be, like, just trying
- 9:55to enter the capital class. Yeah, yeah. He planned
- 9:57to eventually move there full -time with his
- 9:59wife. When he bought the house, about 250 feet
- 10:02of dune were between the front porch and the
- 10:04Atlantic. for years the house seemed like a good
- 10:07investment the property values rose and hit nearly
- 10:101 million just two years ago but that beach eroded
- 10:12and today the home is uninhabitable mcdaniel
- 10:16says he can't afford to move the house which
- 10:18would be his first choice or to demolish it the
- 10:21house has a flood insurance policy that will
- 10:23pay out 250 000 if it collapses plus 100 000
- 10:26for lost belongings if it's teetering you just
- 10:29got to sit and wait for it to fall into the ocean
- 10:31he says foreman whose house is stranded in the
- 10:35middle of the Rodanth beach is in a similar bind.
- 10:38Quote, environmentally, it would be far better
- 10:40if they would allow me to tear it down on a beautiful
- 10:43day where all the debris is in one spot. Quote,
- 10:46he says. That's true. It's true. Yeah. Quote,
- 10:49but by requiring the waiting game for it to fall
- 10:52in a storm and it's going to be scattered for
- 10:54miles. I do find that a little funny that it
- 10:57is that way because clearly it's condemned and
- 11:00not livable. Like it's a safety issue. Just looking
- 11:03at this one that's teetering into the ocean,
- 11:05just like waiting. Oh yeah, nobody's touching
- 11:08that thing. Like I wouldn't step foot in there.
- 11:11You can't go in there. But the insurance company
- 11:14is like, no, it has to fall into the ocean so
- 11:17that it can all collect into the great trash
- 11:19can. No, the dumb thing is it's not even an insurance
- 11:22company. It's FEMA, which is a government agency
- 11:25that will be paying it. That's my other thing
- 11:27that I was like, I had no idea they were even
- 11:29involved in it. Yeah, because the whole thing
- 11:31with flooding is, unfortunately, it's not like
- 11:33a risk that you can spread around because it
- 11:36affects so many people. So generally, the government's
- 11:39going to take it on. Taxpayers are on the hook
- 11:41for increasingly expensive cleanups. Federal
- 11:44and county governments together estimate that
- 11:46they have spent more than a half million dollars
- 11:49cleaning up debris in coastal North Carolina
- 11:51since 2020. Those figures do not account for
- 11:54the economic costs of closed beaches and polluted
- 11:56ecosystems. County officials say they are frustrated
- 11:59by the federal government's approach. Quote,
- 12:01if there are waves breaking under the house,
- 12:04that's clearly threatened. End quote, says Dare
- 12:06County Manager Robert Outen. Quote, it's money
- 12:09there. going to spend either way it's cheaper
- 12:12to tear it down end quote their frustration is
- 12:15even greater because they say the federal government
- 12:18created a solution to the problem nearly 40 years
- 12:20ago and then killed it in the mid -1980s congress
- 12:23stepped in to help homeowners with threatened
- 12:26homes the result was called upton jones amendment
- 12:29to the national flood insurance program the law
- 12:32named for lawmakers from the erosion hot spots
- 12:34of michigan and north carolina allowed homeowners
- 12:37to access flood insurance payouts before a home
- 12:40fell to pay for demolishing it or moving it the
- 12:43law took effect in 1988 the homeowners immediately
- 12:46started using it to get their houses out of harm's
- 12:48way according to partial claims records obtained
- 12:50from fema through a public records request and
- 12:53analyzed by npr more than 400 homes in 27 states
- 12:57were demolished or moved under the policy But
- 13:00Congress was not happy with the results and the
- 13:02goal was to avoid having houses fall into the
- 13:04water. But in a series of congressional hearings,
- 13:08experts told lawmakers that some property owners
- 13:10were purposely waiting to remove their houses.
- 13:13And Chelsea, we got quite a bit left. I think
- 13:16that's a good place to stop for right now. We'll
- 13:19link up the article. It's good for the mini.
- 13:21I just have to, I think. You know what? I'm just
- 13:24going to keep it short and sweet. I can see where
- 13:27they're coming from. I really can. However, I
- 13:30keep reverting back to if you're buying a house
- 13:33on stilts. On the beach? Oh, no. The thing that
- 13:37was inevitably going to happen happened. I need
- 13:40to be held. You gotta know. Like, this is a whole
- 13:43other thing from which people and their emotions,
- 13:46where it's like a house that's clearly, like,
- 13:49solidified on land. Like, these things, they're
- 13:53on stilts. They know it's gonna come. They know
- 13:56that it's meant for the water. But they put it
- 13:59on wood stilts. Yeah. It couldn't be stupider.
- 14:03This is the most stupid thing I've ever seen.
- 14:06This is a rich man buying flaming torch juggling
- 14:11bear. Yes. And then saying that, oh no, you guys
- 14:15all need to pay for my house to be built again
- 14:17because it burnt down and who could have anticipated
- 14:20this? Who could have anticipated it when we did
- 14:23because we built it on fucking wooden stilts.
- 14:26Like, what? This is stupid. This is so dumb.
- 14:30And I'm still looking at this picture and that
- 14:33would be me there. There's like a person sun
- 14:36tanning, just waiting for this. Like they want
- 14:38to be witness, I think, to this house falling
- 14:40into the ocean and they probably go there every
- 14:44day just to be like, is today the day? I would
- 14:46actually wonder if the house falls off at stilts,
- 14:49can you technically go loot it? Because, like,
- 14:51they're talking about, like, everything's inside
- 14:53the house because it can't go in there. Yeah,
- 14:55I don't know that I want to go in there, honestly.
- 14:55So if it falls off the stilts, are you legally
- 14:57allowed to go loot it? Is looting legal at any
- 15:00time? It depends if it's actually, I'm just using
- 15:03the term looting as, like, a loose understanding
- 15:05of what we would be doing in that situation.
- 15:07I don't think it is because then I think the
- 15:10stuff belongs technically to the insurance company.
- 15:13Well, the insurance company is FEMA, which is
- 15:17you, technically. Or the ocean. Who is everyone,
- 15:21I think. The ocean might claim ownership to it.
- 15:25Maybe the orcas. Anyhow, you guys got 48 hours.
- 15:28You figure it out. Yeah, you guys figure it out.
- 15:31Don't commit crimes in our name, please. Bye.