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World's Least Useful Olympic Games · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, Christine.
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  Speaker 2: This is so funny. I have to share this, Covey.
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  Speaker 1: Let's discuss.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Just came across this topic on the internet. You are
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  Speaker 3: being recruited for the world's least useful Olympics. What event
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  Speaker 3: do you take the gold in? And the response is
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  Speaker 3: every single one relatable.
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  Speaker 1: Give people examples if you don't mind.
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  Speaker 3: Plugging in a USB the wrong way on the first try.
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  Speaker 1: And why is that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be so easy. Oh, it's upside down.
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  Speaker 2: Every single time.
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  Speaker 3: Forgetting someone's name four seconds after being introduced to them.
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  Speaker 1: I do it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I take the gold.
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  Speaker 4: And it's something that I always say to myself, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not going to let it happen next time.
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  Speaker 1: Right. And I always just, I never change.
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  Speaker 2: I am so with you.
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  Speaker 3: This is one that Eric is mighty proud of.
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  Speaker 2: Grocery bag carrier. Doesn't matter if there are two or 20,
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  Speaker 2: we're only making one trip. His arm might break. But
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  Speaker 2: he's going to bring all of them up the stairs.
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  Speaker 4: Because a lot of grocery stores don't do plastic bags anymore.
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  Speaker 4: But the ones that do.
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  Speaker 2: You've got yours.
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  Speaker 4: And your blood circulation is being cut off your fingers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, when they were plastic, yes.
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  Speaker 1: When they were plastic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think you were going to lose a finger.
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  Speaker 2: I know. That was really scary.
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  Speaker 1: The one I liked right here, it says, picking the
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  Speaker 1: wrong line nearly anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: And that happens a lot with me in traffic. I'll
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  Speaker 4: say I'm switching to this lane because this lane is moving.
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  Speaker 4: And then I get in that lane and the lane
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  Speaker 4: I was just in is now moving.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a psychological trick? Is that like our brain
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  Speaker 3: or is that happening? Because at the grocery store, like
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  Speaker 3: 10 for 10, I will pick the wrong line.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like it's going to be short and run quick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the one that was longer.
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  Speaker 2: Actually moved faster.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You would take the gold in that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I would take the gold in that. And here,
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  Speaker 3: here's where I take if there were platinum gold. taking
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  Speaker 3: a decision that required 30 seconds and turning it into
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  Speaker 3: a three-day research project.
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  Speaker 1: That is just.
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  Speaker 4: Help me! That is just you being thorough, man. I
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  Speaker 4: know you do it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's exhausting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm bad, not as.
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  Speaker 4: Bad as you, but I do take longer than needed
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  Speaker 4: on some situations.
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  Speaker 2: It's torture up in your cubby.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a great question. So text us at 44363.
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  Speaker 1: The question is, Christine....
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  Speaker 3: You're being recruited for the world's least useful Olympics. What
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  Speaker 3: event do you take the gold in?
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  Speaker 1: Hit us up.