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  Speaker 1: NBC News can now project that Donald Trump has won
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  Speaker 1: the state of Wisconsin, which means he is the winner
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  Speaker 1: of this race and will return to the.
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  Speaker 2: White House as this country's 47th president.
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  Speaker 1: Name me one country that's ever done communism the right way.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody can afford to live because of the billionaires. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're so fucking ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: You really sound like a fascist.
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  Speaker 2: You're a fascist. Oh, everyone's a fascist. Everyone's Hitler. You
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  Speaker 2: sound like Hitler. Everyone's Hitler. Everyone's Hitler. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. What
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  Speaker 1: if you got to heaven and God was just doing
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  Speaker 1: a podcast? What if that was what it was? What
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  Speaker 1: if that was it? You get to heaven and God
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  Speaker 1: hands you a mic and you sit on a couch
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, it never ends? And God's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in an ad deal. What if that's it? And
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  Speaker 1: God's like, isn't this wild? You're like, yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy I'm here. Then God starts laughing. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, I'm going to laugh. God's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then God's reading an ad for Calshoot.com. Just seems, you know,
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  Speaker 1: seems to be where it's all trending. Where the afterlife
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  Speaker 1: is just going to be a very long podcast. Where
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  Speaker 1: you get to ask God anything. And he'll explain the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing to you. He'll literally go through the whole thing. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you're like, can you tell me about creating the world?
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  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just, you know, that's just it. There's nothing
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  Speaker 1: after that. We've reached the end. This is the end
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  Speaker 1: of things. It's just on a loop forever. It's just podcasting.
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  Speaker 1: Just takes. Just takes. You and God just have takes.
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  Speaker 1: God's like, Ariana Grande is very thin now. You go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's disturbing. Is someone going to get her? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that poor girl. I see her on that thing, Wicked,
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  Speaker 1: which is they have the second Wicked now that's come out.
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  Speaker 1: And her and that other chick, Cynthia Erivo, they're very odd.
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  Speaker 1: But that Ariana Grande, that's who I'm speaking of, right?
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  Speaker 2: It is Ariana Grande.
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  Speaker 1: She looks very thin, like where I'm worried a little
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  Speaker 1: bit about her. And hopefully at Thanksgiving, someone just kind
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  Speaker 1: of has to sit down with her and go, honey,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to have to eat some of this food.
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  Speaker 1: You know, because it's making people a little like, today
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  Speaker 1: you got to prove it. No, I am eating.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but you got to, hey, you got to
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  Speaker 2: eat a little bit of this food.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but my stomach feels, hey, hey, eat a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of the food. Not just a teaspoon of
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  Speaker 1: mashed potatoes. You got to eat a meal in front
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  Speaker 1: of everyone. Because if not, we're calling an ambulance. That's
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  Speaker 1: the way Ariana Grande is at where you go, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't eat a meal in front of your family
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  Speaker 1: right now, we're going to call an ambulance. And we're
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  Speaker 1: going to force a pipe down your throat. And we're
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  Speaker 1: going to force feed you. And if you'd rather that,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it right at the table. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to put a feeding tube in, because she's at feeding tube.
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  Speaker 1: Ariana Grande right now is at feeding tube where if
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  Speaker 1: a feeding tube, and I'm not making light of this.
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  Speaker 2: If a feeding tube doesn't go in soon, it's game over.
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  Speaker 1: So Ariana Grande needs a feeding tube immediately. And hopefully
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  Speaker 1: they do at Thanksgiving and it might be nice. Everyone's
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  Speaker 1: did Thanksgiving and go, Ariana is having a little issue.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to put a tube in her and
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  Speaker 1: she can, and she can drink her dinner at Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Mash it all up. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be pretty, but it's got to
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  Speaker 1: get in. That's what I'd tell Ariana. It doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to be pretty, but it's got to go in. So
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  Speaker 1: if you want us to take some mashed potatoes, some gravy,
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  Speaker 1: or even like baby formula, if you want to start
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  Speaker 1: there with like baby formula and we'll put a feeding
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  Speaker 1: tube in you and we can start again like you're one,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do that. But you're so thin you look like
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna break and people are nervous. So put a
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  Speaker 1: feeding tube in and we'll start with like baby formula
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  Speaker 1: and nutrients and then we'll work up to like a
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  Speaker 1: smoothie made of gravy and mashed potatoes from Thanksgiving. I
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  Speaker 1: want her to thrive. God bless her.
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  Speaker 2: She needs to eat. Not as much as me. I
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  Speaker 2: know the comments.
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  Speaker 1: Not as much as me, but somewhere between where she
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  Speaker 1: is right now and where I am is the happy medium.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're going to have to put a feeding tube
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  Speaker 1: in her. There's no other way around it. Can you
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  Speaker 1: get a photo of Ariana Grande up and write the
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  Speaker 1: word thin? Don't make a liar out of me. Find
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  Speaker 1: a photo of her. Beautiful woman. Talented woman. Want her
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  Speaker 1: to get help. Wicked whatever. You know, great on Broadway.
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  Speaker 1: Is it great in the movies? I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine. That's not the point of this.
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  Speaker 1: The point of this is a warning, a word to
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  Speaker 1: the wise, a warning here. Let's get some nutrients in
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  Speaker 1: this woman. Isn't it bad? Can I see it on
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  Speaker 1: the thing? I can't really see it on the monitor.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a way for me to see it? I
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  Speaker 1: guess I could look at it on my phone. But
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  Speaker 1: she's very, very thin, and it's disturbing a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: And I just.
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  Speaker 1: Want it known that the Tim Dillon Show is offering
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  Speaker 1: to take Ariana Grande to Smith and Walensky's restaurant, Steakhouse,
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  Speaker 1: and feed her cream spinach through a feeding tube. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who looks at us weird. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who looks at us weird. If Ariana Grande wants
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  Speaker 1: to come with me at my expense to Smith and Walensky's,
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  Speaker 1: I will put a prime rib in a high-velocity food processor,
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  Speaker 1: and we will blend it, and we will put it
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  Speaker 1: in the tube, along with a cream spinach and a
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  Speaker 1: coconut cake. We'll get it in. All we got to
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  Speaker 1: do here is get it in. Let's get the nutrients
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  Speaker 1: in the lady. Go down to some of these. Some
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  Speaker 1: of these are terrifying. They're just, they're too thin. They're
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  Speaker 1: too thin. We want the best for her. She's a
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  Speaker 1: really talented woman and everyone has a problem.
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  Speaker 2: And everyone does.
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  Speaker 1: This is, but to me, now I haven't had this
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  Speaker 1: particular problem, but this can easily be fixed with, with
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  Speaker 1: a feeding tube.
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  Speaker 2: Put the tube in.
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  Speaker 1: It's like sleep apnea, which I don't have, but a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people have it. And you put that CPAP
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  Speaker 1: on and you go to bed, put the tube in,
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  Speaker 1: set it and forget it.
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  Speaker 2: Get a tube in and get one in now. And
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  Speaker 2: fuck them. I eat through a tube.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them that. Tell them the eating food revolt. I
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  Speaker 1: feel revulsion at solid food. So I eat like a baby.
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  Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with it because I want the
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  Speaker 1: best for her. Now, this is interesting because this is
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  Speaker 1: being recorded on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Now, happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Thanksgiving has passed.
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  Speaker 1: I hope it was good. Now, it hasn't passed yet.
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  Speaker 1: But in the magic of the internet, this episode is
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  Speaker 1: being recorded on Wednesday night. You are going to get
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  Speaker 1: this on Saturday after you have Thanksgiving. I am having
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with my cousin, a lovely aunt. My cousin's wife,
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  Speaker 1: fiancee wife, I think they got married, whatever. And they're
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  Speaker 1: lovely people, we're going to a restaurant, because that's the
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  Speaker 1: move when you're older.
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  Speaker 2: The move when you are older, it.
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  Speaker 1: Will take a lot of stress off a family when
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  Speaker 1: you just stop pretending this is a family. Stop pretending
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  Speaker 1: you have a family. And it will just, it takes
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  Speaker 1: the pressure off these situations. If you have lots of
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  Speaker 1: fun kids and everyone's running around, or even if you
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  Speaker 1: just have one kid and there's, if there's a point,
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  Speaker 1: but a lot of families, myself included, are older, childless
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  Speaker 1: ex-addicts who meet very much like an AA meeting and.
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  Speaker 2: Love each other, care about each other, sure.
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  Speaker 1: But It's not it's not a holiday that's filled with,
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  Speaker 1: and I haven't had it yet. So by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably wrong and it's, it's lovely. But have a
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  Speaker 1: reasonable expectation of what these things are. They're for children.
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  Speaker 1: Holidays are for children. And if you don't have a
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  Speaker 1: big happy family, just grab a few people in your
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  Speaker 1: family and don't try to cook or do anything at
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  Speaker 1: someone's home. Go to a restaurant. You have an in
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  Speaker 1: and an out. It starts at four, you're out at six.
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  Speaker 2: Hug, kiss, bye-bye in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do anything in somebody's house unless you have an
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  Speaker 1: actual family.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't, do not pretend to.
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  Speaker 1: Release yourself from the idea that you have to pretend
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  Speaker 1: to have a family. Just go to a nice restaurant
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  Speaker 1: with people that you enjoy, whether they're blood relatives or not, and....
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  Speaker 2: You know, that's all you have to do. That's all
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  Speaker 2: you have to do.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody has to be like putting a meat thermometer in
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  Speaker 1: the turkey.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, cut it out.
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  Speaker 1: Especially all you divorce heads out there like me. Once
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  Speaker 1: a family has been blended and it's like a divorced family,
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  Speaker 1: unless you get a really, really good one, You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's a ceiling to the love that you feel because
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  Speaker 1: most people will be strangers. You'll be sitting at a
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  Speaker 1: table with people you don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you? Someone will say that.
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  Speaker 1: When you have a divorced family, somebody at the Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 1: will go, who are you? And you'll be introducing yourselves
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  Speaker 1: to each other at the Thanksgiving table because that's a stranger.
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  Speaker 1: That's someone you don't know and you just met them
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  Speaker 1: because your mommy or daddy married somebody's mommy or daddy.
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  Speaker 1: And now you're meeting their cousin, whoever. Just have a
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  Speaker 1: reasonable expectation of it. Meet people and sometimes the move
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  Speaker 1: is to hit a few Thanksgivings. Sometimes the move is
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  Speaker 1: to hit a few. We're doing dessert with other people.
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  Speaker 1: You know, whether that's true or not, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to get in too deep. Again, if you're in a
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  Speaker 1: position like I am where you're a child of divorce
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  Speaker 1: and you go to a house and you don't know
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  Speaker 1: who any of the people are and you're sitting there,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of kids, some young people listen to
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  Speaker 1: the show, they'll be sitting at a Thanksgiving table and
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  Speaker 1: someone will be talking to them, and it'll be a stranger.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know who this person is.
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  Speaker 1: Your dad is plowing some woman, and he may not
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  Speaker 1: even have married her. Your dad's banging some woman, and
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  Speaker 1: her kid is talking to you, or her sister's husband, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: is talking to you, and you're sitting there, and you're
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  Speaker 1: 16 or 17 years old, and you're going, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who the hell are these people.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who they are. They're not my family.
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  Speaker 2: It's something. There's something. You shouldn't be rude to them.
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be ungrateful for whatever they do for you.
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  Speaker 2: They might make you a nice dinner.
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  Speaker 1: But know that your family has failed and you are
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  Speaker 1: living in the ruins of that.
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  Speaker 2: Know that. You're living in the ruins of what was
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  Speaker 2: an attempt at a life.
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  Speaker 1: You are now in the ruins of two people's lives,
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  Speaker 1: your father's and whoever's.
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  Speaker 2: You're in that now.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the pieces that they're trying to pick up
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  Speaker 1: off the floor of their life. Doesn't mean that mashed
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  Speaker 1: potatoes aren't good, but just know that you are in
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  Speaker 1: an experiment. You are now a part of an experiment.
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  Speaker 1: of people who are trying to, and I don't begrudge
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  Speaker 1: them this, they're trying to figure out their life.
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  Speaker 2: It's, you know, it's nothing to do with you. Nothing
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  Speaker 2: to do with you.
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  Speaker 1: And do the best that you can in that environment
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  Speaker 1: if you're a child of divorce. Or you're in a
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  Speaker 1: blended family. And maybe it's a super cool blended family,
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  Speaker 1: like the ones on TV, where everybody loves each other
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  Speaker 1: and everybody, and it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's not gonna be. So....
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  Speaker 1: You just have to do the best that you can
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  Speaker 1: living in the ruins of these people's lives. They're trying
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  Speaker 1: to create a meaningful life and you are just around.
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  Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with it, by the way. It's
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  Speaker 1: actually good. It's actually good because you then can.
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  Speaker 1: You know you can enjoy it and then maybe next
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  Speaker 1: year you go to mom's or Christmas you go with
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  Speaker 1: mom and whatever I don't know I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna live your life but you know I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to somebody the other day about Thanksgiving Eve people
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  Speaker 1: used to go out in that analog dial-up weird millennial
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  Speaker 1: world people used to go out and they used to
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  Speaker 1: go to a bar with their friends when they came
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  Speaker 1: home from college and And I went to community college.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: And Thanksgiving Eve, people would come out. They'd get really
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  Speaker 1: drunk and really fucked up. And they'd see all the
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  Speaker 1: people that they knew. And then they would realize they
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  Speaker 1: couldn't really be friends with those people anymore because something
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  Speaker 1: had changed.
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  Speaker 2: And what changed was time.
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  Speaker 1: Time, even that little bit of it, from graduating from
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  Speaker 1: prom and graduation to November.
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  Speaker 2: Which is basically....
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  Speaker 1: Six months, even that has just now you're at a
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  Speaker 1: distance from people that you were close to. And that
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  Speaker 1: experience was an important experience going back and seeing.
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  Speaker 2: Someone you go, Oh, we're, we're kind of tight. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I was going to visit you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to visit you.
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  Speaker 1: And then nobody visits anybody or people do people will occasionally,
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  Speaker 1: but it's the beginning of this, you know, it's the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of you growing up. And that's an important thing
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  Speaker 1: people don't do now. People don't do, they don't really
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  Speaker 1: go out, like, I mean, some people do. But people
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  Speaker 1: don't go out like that and have that experience where
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  Speaker 1: they would see people on Thanksgiving Eve.
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  Speaker 2: And, like, there'd be a.
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  Speaker 1: Cool family that would let you go to their house
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  Speaker 1: and you'd pregame at their house and the mom and
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  Speaker 1: the dad would be trying to keep it going and.
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  Speaker 2: You'd feel it for a little bit. You'd feel.
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  Speaker 1: That good old-fashioned feeling of being drunk in the suburbs
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  Speaker 1: in America, it's a great feeling. Truly, it's one of
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  Speaker 1: the best feelings in life, is being drunk in the
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  Speaker 1: suburbs in America at a friend's home, in their backyard,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: smoking a weed.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it'll make some people schizophrenic, the weed.
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  Speaker 1: But that is one of the greatest feelings you can have.
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  Speaker 1: But that feeling is less and less fun as you
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  Speaker 1: get older. And it gets sadder and sadder and sadder
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  Speaker 1: as you get older. And you get angrier and angrier
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  Speaker 1: as you get older. And then the people who get
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: drunk in the suburbs at my age are scary. They're
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  Speaker 1: very scary when they're really drunk in the suburbs at
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  Speaker 1: my age.
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  Speaker 2: They're usually not doing great.
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  Speaker 1: But when you come back from college the first time
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  Speaker 1: and you get to go back to your buddy's house
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  Speaker 1: and then maybe some of the high school kids are
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: there and.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, yo, what's that like?
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  Speaker 1: And I remember that, and I remember I was in
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  Speaker 1: community college, but I was still fun and people liked
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  Speaker 1: having me around. But I always felt like, because a
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: good friend of mine ended up going to Cornell, this
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  Speaker 1: kid that I was friends with, he ended up going
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: to Cornell and I went nowhere. And I felt very
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: insecure about that, as I should have, you know? Well,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the joke's on him now, because I'm the most important
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: person in the world, actually. But I remember that, and
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I feel bad. Part of the reason people are losing
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: their minds right now is the internet sucks.
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  Speaker 2: It's not good.
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  Speaker 1: Your wins are barely wins and your L's are barely L's.
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  Speaker 1: Meaning like the lives that everybody has created on the
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  Speaker 1: internet are deeply unfulfilling lives. And even remembering like simple
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  Speaker 1: things that you would do, you know, with friends or whatever, these,
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  Speaker 1: these things that are so important to do in life,
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  Speaker 1: people don't even do them anymore.
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  Speaker 2: People don't do them.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's being manipulated by algorithms and they're all going insane.
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  Speaker 1: But life's actually kind of simple and it's not that complicated.
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  Speaker 1: And truly, one of the best things you can do
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  Speaker 1: when you're, you know, I know everyone's like, nobody wants
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  Speaker 1: to drink anymore, do whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And again, I'm sober 15 years. I know that drinking
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  Speaker 2: can be fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: But one of the best things you can do as
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  Speaker 1: a youngster person is be drunk in the suburbs of
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: this country with your friends. There's only a finite amount
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: of time that you will get to live a silly life.
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  Speaker 1: life without responsibilities. And you shouldn't immediately, you should not
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  Speaker 1: totally get rid of that to become some political psycho
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: or somebody who needs to make a billion dollars in
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: crypto tomorrow or looks max where you're smashing the bones
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  Speaker 1: in your jaw with a hammer. And it's what people
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: are doing. They're smashing and these are, they're already hot.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: These people are already hot and they're smashing bones with
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: a hammer.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: To make their face shape. And this is a bad life.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: If you're smashing your bones with a hammer to make
• 20:48
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  Speaker 1: It's like a horrible life. This is people that don't
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  Speaker 2: It's not great. I don't know one happy person that
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  Speaker 2: I understand that that seems amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's what people want, but there's more to
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  Speaker 2: I like these people. Enough with the DJs and the crap. Enough.
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  Speaker 1: If they're on Molly, it's not a life. It's not
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  Speaker 1: It's another thing. Stop with the concerts. Enough with this crap.
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  Speaker 1: Like, this Sean Duffy, this guy who's running the travel thing, goes,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: how Americans turned flying into accessible transportation. Secretary Sean Duffy
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: urges travelers to dress up and be in a good mood.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Hey, Sean, fuck you. Hey, fuck you. by the way.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: How about you get the planes in the fucking sky,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you scumbag, and shut the fuck up. I'm sick of
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: being lectured by this fucking government that knows nothing about
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: what's actually happening out there, okay? First of all, First
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: of all, the whole entire experience of travel has become
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: an unending hell.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Everybody is understaffed. There are delays at all the major airports.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: The airports are old. They've fallen into disrepair. The planes
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: are old. The pilots are underpaid. The staff is underpaid.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: It's a horrible experience, Sean. It's a bad fucking experience.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Let's watch him. Let's watch this guy and fuck him.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Something I didn't know, in 2019, 400% increase of in-flight
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: outbursts by passengers.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they've had it. Because they've had it. There
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: should be more. Hold that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: There should be more outbursts on flights. You should get
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: on a flight and start throwing haymakers. There should be,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: a flight should be nonstop fighting from the minute you
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: get on a plane till it lands. The way that
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you were treated when you travel in this country, there
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: should be nothing but violence from the traveling public who've
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: had enough.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Let's see a little bit.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Of this here.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: You want to change that.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so Donald Trump talks about the golden age of transportation,
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: the golden age of America. But the golden age in
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: transportation truly begins with you, the traveler.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: And so if you think... No, it doesn't. Stop that.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: How would it begin with me, you fucking moron? How
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: would the golden age of transportation start with me when
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I get there? And I'm literally, the whole thing has
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with me. I have no input on
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: how anything's run. I just show up, you buy a
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: neck pillow, and you get on the plane. I'm there
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: 40 minutes before the flight, thanks to Clear. How would
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: the golden age of transportation start with me, you retard?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Doesn't even make sense. The golden age of transportation starts
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: with me? You're the secretary of transportation. It should start
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: with you. How about not passing the buck to me? Well,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: then what the fuck are you getting paid for, you scumbag?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: The golden age of transportation starts with the people? How
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: about you, whose job, you're the secretary of transportation, you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: fucking scumbag.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: At the baggage claim, you have passengers berating gate agents.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Because they're retards. Because they're fucking stupid.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Stop hiring stupid retards to work.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And they wouldn't need to be berated.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: But since you keep putting these fucking Down syndrome people,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: and no disrespect to them, by the way, I don't
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: even like that I used that word, but you know
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: what I mean. I had a cousin with Down syndrome.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I have no problem with the Down syndrome community. I
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: like them. They're sweet people.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It's not their fault. But even that you are.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Putting people behind the desk at these things that shouldn't
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: be there, and then I shouldn't berate them?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Why should I not berate them? They're berating me. They're
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: berating me.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Passengers on airplanes. People dress up like they're going to
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: bed when they fly.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: You don't even have a tie on, you scumbag.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: They're having a hard time taking their luggage and getting
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: in the oversized or the above bin.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Help people out. Be nice. Be courteous.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: And so we want to push people as we come
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: into a really busy travel season.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Help people out. Be in a good mood. Dress up.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Bring civility back to travel. And I think everyone's experience
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: is going to be that much better.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Why would I dress up when the plane doesn't take off?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Why would I dress up when the plane doesn't leave
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: the runway? Sean, you scumbag. You dirtbag. Telling people to
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: dress up. Get the plane in the air, you dirtbag.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Why would I dress up to... Now, I don't take
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: these airlines, but why would people dress up to go
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to Frontier Airlines? Hey, Sean, their lives suck. That's why
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: they can't dress up. They're going to identify the body
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: of their daughter. That's why they're taking that flight, Sean.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe they don't want to put on a nice holiday sweater.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: They're going to identify to see if the body in
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: the lake is their daughter.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: And they don't have a lot of money, so they're
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: on Frontier Airlines.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: And the body's been in the lake for a few days,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: so it's starting to, the stomach's distended. But the facial
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: features are still pretty intact, except where the wounds are.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe they don't want to put on a nice pantsuit
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: so they can go down to Austin, Texas and identify
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: the body.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: In the lake.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Why do you think people are traveling, Sean? They're traveling
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: because their lives are terrible, a lot of them. Some
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: of them are going to the holidays, sure. But a
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: lot of them are just leaving under the cover of
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: night because they owe money and they're trying to settle
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: somewhere else. So maybe they don't feel like dressing up
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: to get on a budget flight to Phoenix to work
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: at another.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Tattoo shop and hope this one works.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of people in government going, well, the golden
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: age of travel starts with you. Dress up, be courteous. Hey, Sean,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: no one has any money. No one has any goddamn money,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: you fool. Why isn't everyone dressed up on the Southwest flight?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Because everyone's fucked. That's why. Why wouldn't they help someone?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Everyone helps people with the luggage. Nobody doesn't help people
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: with the luggage. That's such bullshit. Get up, get up,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Spirit Brawl and hit image. Spirit Airlines Brawl. Play something good.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: This is what it is. This is what life is.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: What year is this from? It doesn't even matter. Yeah,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: play this home.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: You got to be careful. I want to feel it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: No word on if any of the passengers involved are
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: facing charges. Spirit is looking into it. Well, at the
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: very same airport, tense moments for passengers. This is a
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Delta flight where haze filled the cabin of a plane. Yeah,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: dress up. How about dressing up for that? Don't you
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: want to dress up for the plane to go on fire? Columbia,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: South Carolina. But then came the haze. Yeah. The crew
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: declared an emergency.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Immediately. Return to the airport. Put on a nice shirt.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: The good news for the engine failure. Delta now looking
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: into the cause of all that hair. Get it out
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: of here. Everything's a joke in this country. Dress up nice.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: The planes are exploding in the sky. Dress up nice.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Have a holiday spirit and dress up nice.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Every minute of every day, I don't know why I
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: get every plane issue. Every minute I'm awake, I'm getting
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: some type of communication. that a plane has been forced
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: to turn around, okay, over the Atlantic because a pilot
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: is trying to kill themself, okay? Every minute of every day,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: there's some engine failure, a fuel leak, a hydraulics issue,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: smoke in the cabin, an unruly passenger, a medical emergency.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: People go on planes right now and just die, and
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: then they got to land the plane and So this
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: guy is basically like, why aren't you dressing up for
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: what's going to be one of the worst experiences of
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: your life?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Now, here's one point he does have.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: You should dress nice when you fly because it might
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: be the last time you ever put on clothes.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: It might be the end. It might be dead. There's
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: too many people flying. There's too much travel in this country.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: It is motivated by this lie that there is meaning
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to be found elsewhere.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: There is not. There is not.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Find a little corner of the world. Find a little store.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Find a lesbian who makes a little donut.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: That's all. You see her. You go there.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: And she'll be in early making a little donut, that
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: little lesbian. And you go in there. And sure, she's
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: feisty and not fun to talk to. You get a
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: little donut. You get a cup of coffee. You walk
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: your dog. Stop making this complicated. Find a little coffee
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: shop where a lesbian makes a little donut, a little fritter.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: But make it. I want to see them make it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want it shipped in from somewhere. And I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: don't even like when they buy it. I want to
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: see it being made by a lesbian. And then find
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: an Italian restaurant called, like, Mama Giordano.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: And go to that.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Once a week and get a bowl of spaghetti and
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: talk to Mama Giorgio about all the migrants. And then
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you find the Chinese restaurant. You find a bar where
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you can go and talk to the bartender. You find
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: a nice little gym. You find a little job. You
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: find someone to share it with. And that's it. That's it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you're not this where are you going stop where are
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you going can you imagine we're landing in Vegas in
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: 20 minutes.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: For what for what for what for what to see
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: a DJ and have your friend fall and die Because
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: he falls off a balcony or something.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Just stay in your little, just find a nice little town.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: You can still find them, by the way. There's not
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of them. There's very few of them. You
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: find a nice little town where you can get involved
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: with a few nice restaurants and a pub. And that's
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: what you do. Do not overcomplicate your life. You do
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: not need a billion dollars in crypto. You don't need
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: to be in Dubai because you're trying to not get
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: kidnapped for your crypto.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: No. I was at a lunch the other day, and somebody.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Was like, that guy's got a lot of crypto, but
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: he always thinks he's.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Going to be kidnapped. I'm like, what is this? What
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: is this? What lives has everyone created, by the way?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, he did real well in crypto, but he thinks
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: he's going to be kidnapped, like, every night.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: He can't even sleep.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Folks, just get his shepherd's pie at a local pub.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: It's ground lamb with carrots, some potato, some mashed potato,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: nice crust on top. You know, I mean, I don't
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: know what to tell you here. I don't know what
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to tell you. You want to be in Dubai with
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: a billion dollars of crypto worrying about being kidnapped?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Can we stop this shit? Stop this crap. Stop this garbage.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Get out of L.A. No one cares about your script. Oh,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you wrote a script. Cut this shit out. You think
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: it's 2004?
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Go be a teacher in Vermont. Just go be a
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: teacher in Vermont. Teachers are lazy people. They are lazy people.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: They do almost nothing.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Truly. Here's my impression of a teacher.
• 51:14
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• 51:25
  Speaker 1: The light comes in and it does, you know, chlorophyll.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: It's all green. Fuck off. That's it. That's all they do.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: 100 grand.
• 51:36
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• 51:40
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• 51:43
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• 51:46
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• 51:49
  Speaker 1: You're collecting all these experiences, but they don't lead to anything.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: They're all these isolated events that are there to telegraph
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: to other people how well you're doing, or how much
• 52:01
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• 52:04
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• 52:11
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• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Everybody has overcomplicated life to a degree that's unimaginable. I
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: have a weird life, I have weird friends, and a
• 52:22
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• 52:25
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• 52:26
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• 52:27
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• 52:30
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• 52:31
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• 52:35
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• 52:35
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• 52:38
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• 52:39
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• 52:46
  Speaker 1: But the point is this. Get a fucking... So many
• 52:50
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• 52:54
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• 52:57
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• 53:00
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• 53:01
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• 53:05
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• 53:10
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• 53:13
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• 53:16
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• 53:21
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• 53:21
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• 53:24
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• 53:25
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• 53:30
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• 53:33
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• 53:36
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• 53:43
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• 53:45
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• 53:54
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• 53:57
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• 54:03
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• 54:08
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• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Tell me about your deli. Tell me about the school
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you're going to send your kids to. Local is the answer.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Be thankful for local. I'm telling you. You know, I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: talk to so many people and so many of them
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: are insane and their lives are so complicated. And some
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: of that's their fault and some of that's not their fault.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Some of that's just the way it is and the
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: way it goes. But some of the happiest people I know,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: there's such a simplicity to their life. They've learned that
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: they don't need, like everyone, young people today, everything's gotta
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: be dialed up to, everything's gotta be the craziest thing,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: the richest.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: I'm the richest person.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Like everyone wants it and you're chasing nothing. You're going nowhere.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: It's meaningless. The things you want are meaningless. Develop some faith.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Engage in a healthy way with religion. Engage in a
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: healthy way with a passion.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Truly, get a hobby. Get a partner.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: These are all important things. You don't need to be
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: the richest person. You do not need money. To make
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: all this money in crypto, you don't need to have,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: you know, you don't need to have a crazy social
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: media presence that makes people feel guilty or something.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: You don't need to. You can go have fun and
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: not put it on Instagram.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying don't go have fun or don't
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: go have experiences, but cut it out with half the
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: shit you people are doing.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Enough with this crap. Enough. All right, you know, Chapel Roan.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Enough with this. Who cares? Who cares? I know some
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: guys are just posting photos with Chapel Roan. Oh, I
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: know Chapel Roan. So what? Who cares?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: There's nothing cool about that. There's nothing cool about that.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I know Marjorie Taylor Greene. How about that, you scumbag?
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Well, it's true. I hope she's well. She's left Congress.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that people need to dial it.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Down, turn it down. I would go to these people.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: That have all these dreams with the looks maxing, they're
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: all smashing their jaws with a hammer. I go, this is,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: what kind of woman you getting here? What kind of
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: woman is requiring this of you? To smash your jaw
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: with a hammer like this? All you need to do
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: is be a person. Learn how to be a person.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: It's definitely, I did a J.Crew commercial the other day.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: There was a lot of kids on set because I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: was playing a coach and they were in the, it's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: like a short film for J.Crew, I play like a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: ski coach, was yelling at the kids.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: One of the children, a nine year old, started a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: rumor that I had a wig on.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, the other kids, he started a rumor that I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: had a wig on. I started going back and forth
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: with this person who was nine years old, who was
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: actually very cruel. Another one of the kids, They were
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: calling me Tim Cheese. They were doing the 6-7. They
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: were trying to shit on me. One of them, I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, Young Sheldon. So I got him
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: bad and I did hurt him. I saw it in
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: his face. But they were pieces of shit to me.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: They were vicious. They were disrespectful. They were not professional
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: at all. They were on set. They were actually not
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: professional at all.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: And it was hurtful because I thought that there would
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: be a level of respect and that their parents would
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: have talked to them about who I was and things
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: that I had accomplished. But that's not what happened, okay?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: This show is like huge. And not one kid cared
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: at all about me. It was insults and insults and
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: this one and that one and Big Back. That's the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: one I called Young Sheldon. He called me fat. Then
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: it became about Israel. Here's the point. Who are these
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: little bums? I don't feel bad for them. I hope
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: AI takes everything from them. I said that to them.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I said, none of you will have jobs. AI will
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: take it all. AI will take it all.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: So, I'm just saying the experience I've had with that
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: generation has been really negative.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Really negative. They're just all sociopaths.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Some of them are okay, but like, I'm... They were like,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: some of them were okay with the lines.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: I think I did a good time. I think I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: did well. It was an all day shoot.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Everyone was getting tired and everybody was fighting, you know,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: but they held it together for the most part, you know,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: but I'm just like, I have a really limited interaction. Like,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know what's going on with younger people.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I just know from what I saw, I don't like it.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like it. There's no
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: respect for authority. One of them threw like a sloth
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: thing at me. None of it was cool.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: None of it was cool.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: So I'm just saying that I want to give advice
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: to people and tell them that like, all the things
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I see online, these trends are all ultimately very destructive. And,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm really sick of the, you know, we
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: need to make things easier for younger people and we
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: need to change the value system because the value system
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: is like rotted. It's completely rotted. And the lives, I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: don't know who these people are looking up to. I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: don't know what, they're not even watching movies. Like you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: used to want to live in like a nice Tudor
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: style house in an area with like, Changing, you know,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: changing seasons and you have a little family and everything
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: like that. That's like the dream, the home alone kind
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: of dream. You want a community, you want a lot
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: of people around you. And now like everyone's like, wouldn't
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: it be cool if I lived in Miami with an
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: OnlyFans whore and we snorted Adderall and then someone kidnapped
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: me because I have crypto. And you're like, I just
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I don't know how that became
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: the goal of young people in this country.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: It's like not good. Everyone wants to be some type
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: of quasi criminal.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Who's like on a private jet landing at Opelika airport
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: in Miami, ready to go rage. You're supposed to be
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: in the suburbs of America. Save the suburbs. That's what
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: it should be. You need, it's a very, very simple thing.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: It doesn't need to be the craziest thing. You don't
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: need it.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: You can go to Coachella once. You don't have to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: go every year. You don't have to go every year.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: You don't have to go every year.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: All right? It's crazy. Oh, you're at the Kaliuchi? What's this?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: At the concert? The Kaliuchi concert? Hey, hey, hey. Enough
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: with this. Go to the dentist.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Be a dentist. Go be a dentist. When someone goes, oh,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the Kaliuchi concert.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? You go, I'm a dentist. I'm
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: a dentist. You know? You know, it's a... Play a
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: little bit of that. Of the Kaliuchi concert. If we can.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: It's K-A-L-I, right? Kaliuchi. I have a friend who's on
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: tour with him. I'm sure it's great. Can we play this?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Play a little bit of it. All right. It's fine.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: It's good. It's good.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: But you don't need folks. You don't need to do
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: this all the time. You don't need to do this
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: all the time. You know, this is all I see
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: people doing. All I see people doing now is you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: just go to a concert. They just get, they just
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: take drugs and go to a concert.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Go somewhere else. Stop this crap. Don't get
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: mad at me. I'm the messenger. I'm the messenger here.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Thanksgiving dinner, tough in
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: a tough economy. Guess what? So what?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Do half what you do. Do half of the dinner
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: this year. Do half of the dinner. Do half of
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: what you usually do. And if people don't like it,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: have everybody bring one thing. And it's already over anyway.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: This comes out Saturday.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's what I would do. If I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: was hosting Thanksgiving this year, you know what I would do?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I would tell everybody, if you want to eat it,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: bring it.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Bring it. If you want to eat it.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Because I don't have anything this year.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I'd say. I don't have anything.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: And you're not coming in my house. You're not coming
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: in my house. We're going to sit in the driveway
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: and we're going to solve the Charlie Kirk murder with
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Candace Owens. That's Thanksgiving this year. That's Thanksgiving this year.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. Come solve the murder. Solve the case.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I come in, I have a big whiteboard. You come
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: over to my house for Thanksgiving, I have a big whiteboard.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: And I have names and planes.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: And that's what we're doing. We're going through the whole
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: thing From the jump. That's what we're doing. Thanksgiving.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I'm thankful for all of you and obviously the people
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: who watch this show. I'm thankful for you. I'm thankful
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: for our brand sponsorships and partners that align with our
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: core values and mission. I'm thankful for friends and family.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding, I am. I'm thankful for... I'm thankful for
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: the Mideast Peace Agreement. I am.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: And I hope everybody there can just kind of take
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: a moment because it's been a rough couple of years
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: for a lot of people over there. And I hope
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: they realize that life is so precious. And it's time
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: now for rebuilding and healing and not being a knucklehead.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Because the last couple of years... people over there have
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: been knuckleheads and dodo birds. And if you're a knucklehead
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: or a dodo bird, it's not the way. So what
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I'd like you to do, if you're in the Middle East,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not even specifying where, but if you're in the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Middle East, Israel, Palestine, Libya, Lebanon, whatever, don't, Turkey, Saudi Arabia,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: even though you fired me, I've moved past it.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Don't be a knucklehead. That's all I'm saying.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, in Chicago, everyone's shooting each other.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Stop doing that.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I'm thankful I didn't get shot in Chicago. They shot
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: seven people a few blocks away from my hotel. I'm
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: thankful for that. Stop shooting each other. I'm asking you
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: nicely now. It's not, I know you think, oh, it's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: cool if I go shoot this guy. And maybe it
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: is cool. I'm not, you know, I can tell you
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: it's not cool.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: It's probably cool. It's probably cool if you shoot a guy.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: People will look at you differently. You'll be treated like
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: a serious person. You might get a woman out of it.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: It is probably a cool thing to do if you
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: shoot someone in Chicago and kill that person.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Because now you're a legit person. It kind of legitimizes
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: you in the eyes of many people if you shoot someone.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: In a callous way. Like if you shoot them in
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: the face. If you get out of a car and
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: then shoot someone in the face in the middle of Chicago.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: It's probably a really badass thing to do.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: But.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Still... There's other ways, you know?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: There's other ways to get those things, get the respect
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: and the woman.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Not as immediate, probably.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: If you shoot someone, your cred goes up really high,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: really quickly, and people are, like, overnight, people are like, wow,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: that guy's fucking, don't fuck with him. But there's other
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: ways to do that that might take a little longer.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: You just have to kind of settle in And screw
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: in for the long haul. And. They shot seven people
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: in Chicago. Right outside of the Chicago theater. And I'm
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: grateful I was not shot. I'm thankful for that. I'm
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: thankful for that. And I'm thankful for. Because I played
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: that theater a few times. I wasn't playing that theater
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: this time. I was in some dump.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: An hour outside. Getting some new material. And thanks to
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: everyone who came.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: But.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I've played that theater a few times, and so I'm
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: thankful I wasn't shot.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Walking around downtown Chicago, every.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Day in this country that you're not randomly shot is
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: something you should be thankful for. Every day you were
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: not killed in a car accident, in a road rage incident,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: every day that you do not contract some type of
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: tick-borne illness, you should be thankful every minute that you
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: are not victimized by some type of roving frothing at
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: the mouth psychopath who you know like we mk ultra'd
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: somewhere and like pulled out of the military to put
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: into some special crazy program and like put them in
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: a room with loud music and then just release them
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: as like some type of kind of assassin psychopath and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: they just wander the highways trying to kill people the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Every minute that guy's not in your face is a
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: good minute.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Be thankful for that.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Every time you're not killed in a national park by whatever,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: because no one even explains what happens there.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: People just disappear.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: But any time you're not killed by some mysterious thing
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: in a national park that nobody really wants to talk about,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: although there's areas of these parks you're not allowed to
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: go in and people don't really know what's going on,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: any time that's not happening, be thankful.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Be thankful. Be thankful. Be thankful. You know what I mean?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Anytime your child doesn't call you and go, there was
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: a school shooting and my friend got popped.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Be thankful because you're living in America.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: These things are all tragic possibilities. Be thankful. Be thankful. Truly.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: You don't have to jump up and down or whatever,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: but like, you don't need to be a millionaire. You
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: just not, you just be thankful for the simple pleasures
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: of not having home invasion wake you up in the
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: middle of the night, be thankful. My friend woke up
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: with a gun in her mouth. Give us the Birkin bags.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Give us the bags.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: We'll get out of here. Be thankful. Be thankful that.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: No one has woken you up with a gun in
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: your mouth for your pocketbook yet.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Be thankful.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Be thankful. Be thankful for all these things. Be thankful
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: that you are not you know, in some type of crazy....
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Be thankful Israel's not blackmailing you. Be thankful. Be thankful.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Be thankful.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Be thankful you don't live in whatever, in that disputed territory,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: that Ukraine-Russia thing up there.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: In the north. Be thankful. Be thankful.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: that you are an American citizen with rights.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Not a lot, and they will go away, but you
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: have them now. Be thankful for that. Be thankful.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: You don't need to be a crypto billionaire who's kidnapped
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: and tied to a chair and beaten for their password
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: so they can take the fake money out of your
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: account and the only fans for.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: You don't need all that.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: You don't need a camera crew that lives in your
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: house that takes photos of you driving Lamborghinis around a
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: parking lot You.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Don't need it. You don't need it.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Get a small little place and hang out there and
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: live a life like.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: A human being.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be able to do that soon.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Everything I'm describing is the ultimate luxury. Soon robots are
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: going to drag you out of your house and rape
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: you on the lawn. And there's nothing you're going to
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: be able to do about it. So be thankful that
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: you can have a shitty little life You're right at
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: the end of humanity.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: You're right at the end of humanity.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Be thankful you can have a shitty little life. Because
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: it's not all going to be sunshine and song. It's
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: not all going to be Coachella and cocaine. We're heading
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: to a real, real interesting situation. Be thankful that you
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: can have a shitty little life. in a corner of
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: the world that is still pretty free for now.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Be thankful.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: And I am very grateful and I am thankful for
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: all of you. I was kidding about Israel.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Bye.