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The One Where Everything Is Sensational Except For The Curse Words · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Good money morning, good morning, talk of the morning to you.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Happy hump say everybody, welcome back to give them my
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: last board. I'm back in La boom boom, you stink.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: How are you feeling? You're feeling is existing?
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: I'm feeling all of energy because I just watched the
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: vander Pump Rules Season eleven.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, teaser trailer.
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  Speaker 3: Holy shucks, because we're the first few minutes into our video.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. I watched it with Easton. Can we talk about it?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 1: Good, No, it's very good. She texted me and said,
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: did you watch? I was like, watch what baby? She
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: said the trailer came out. I was like, trailer to what.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: She's like ours our trailer. She sent it to me
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  Speaker 1: and said, tell me your thoughts once you watch it,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought it was absolutely I'm gonna say it
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  Speaker 1: was absolutely sensational.
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  Speaker 3: Sensational.
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  Speaker 1: Does that word make sense?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's funny.
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  Speaker 3: But I thought, you say, don't you know the thing
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  Speaker 3: who says it future future?
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  Speaker 5: And since then, sensational and panties are now in the same.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Don't don't don't even okay? Because I was at dinner
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: with a pretty heavy hitting lawyer and he requested something
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  Speaker 1: from the chef that was not on the menu, and
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  Speaker 1: when it got to him and he had a bite
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  Speaker 1: of it, he said, please tell the chef, this is sensational.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna start
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  Speaker 1: using that word. That word is pretty underused.
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  Speaker 5: And I think Future was saying something about fish.
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  Speaker 2: He was always was saying, and then he said it.
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  Speaker 2: He was made fun of it.
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  Speaker 1: He said, like that kind of fish.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he was saying something about vagina.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Really, to me, that's less about fish. It's more
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: of like a like beef tartar.
• 2:10
  Speaker 4: Speaking of this week and or last weekend, And beef
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  Speaker 4: tartar is not my thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's raw meat.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not good.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, speaking of words that we hate,
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  Speaker 3: you don't like vagina.
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  Speaker 2: I recently learned the.
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  Speaker 1: Word vagina is a little a little off putting for
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  Speaker 1: me when I'm talking in a like more scientific type
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  Speaker 1: of thing than Yes, I say the vagina. But I
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  Speaker 1: just like the cookie. I used to say pussy a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really into that anymore either, but the cookie
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  Speaker 1: is it reminds me of But I can't hope that
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  Speaker 1: I have a heavy float, little white it's a vagina.
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  Speaker 3: I love cookie cookies cue. Do you what do you
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  Speaker 3: call the butthole?
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  Speaker 1: I call it a butthole because I love He calls
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  Speaker 1: it a salad. Speaking of buttholes, my daughter keeps walking
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  Speaker 1: around and she but it says. She says it like this,
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  Speaker 1: you're a cute little asshole. And I'm like, you cannot
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  Speaker 1: say that word. That is a bad word. She just
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  Speaker 1: it's a bad word. I was like, yes, asshole is
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  Speaker 1: a bad word. It's not a bad wood. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say fuck, so fuck is a bad wood. She thinks
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  Speaker 1: that the only bad word is the F word.
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  Speaker 2: Is that word?
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  Speaker 1: So now she walks around talking about your cute little asshole?
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: And I've had to put her in time out because
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: she's not listening to me.
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  Speaker 2: Who calls her like? Who says that to her?
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  Speaker 4: From her?
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  Speaker 1: When have I ever said someone's a cute little asshole?
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  Speaker 1: Never in my life. This is a little suspect. By
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: the way, I gotta break her from sleeping in the bed.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: I'm exhausted and she's last night. There's never a break,
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  Speaker 1: not a one.
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  Speaker 2: Does she sleep just next to you all night?
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  Speaker 1: She certainly does.
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  Speaker 2: That's so cute.
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  Speaker 1: It's so cute, Jess, but like adults need adult time. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she is angry all day long because she won't take
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  Speaker 1: a nap. She didn't get a good night sleep because
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: she's been in my bed and it's just it's time
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  Speaker 1: for her to be sleeping back in her own room.
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  Speaker 1: And I told Sheena back in the day, you guys
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  Speaker 1: will watch this on VPR. It's not a huge like
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  Speaker 1: spoiler because I said this on and off camera. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: I told Sheesha, I was like, here's the deal, Like,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a point in time where the girls
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  Speaker 1: are not gonna be this age anymore. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: Ocean will lay in bed with me and we'll have
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  Speaker 1: snacks and she'll say, this is so fun. I love you.
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  Speaker 1: And now it's like, oh, now I can't get her
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  Speaker 1: back in her own bed. So now I've just shot
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  Speaker 1: myself in the foot. Now I've forgotten about all the
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  Speaker 1: cute memories and I'm sitting here going shit. Now Now
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  Speaker 1: I know why parents don't allow their kids to do
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  Speaker 1: things like this.
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  Speaker 3: Right, you know when she'll stop sleeping in your bed
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: if you continue to allow it, because I saw it
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: happen with my friends when she starts going to school
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  Speaker 3: and starts having sleepovers, and the friends are like, you
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  Speaker 3: don't sleep with your parents still, do you? And it's
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  Speaker 3: like she gets embarrassed and she's like, no, I saw
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  Speaker 3: it happen with my little friends, and like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that didn't happen. That didn't happen to me. It didn't.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: I slept with my parents and then I worked my
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: way over to east because I was so terrified of
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  Speaker 1: sleeping by myself.
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  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, what age did you stop sleeping in my room?
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  Speaker 1: When I got my new bedroom, which I think was
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: going into the seventh grade.
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  Speaker 5: That I'm not kidding you because I remember she was
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  Speaker 5: waking up earlier than me.
• 5:37
  Speaker 4: To go to school.
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  Speaker 1: But in my bed, yeah, I was terrified. I would
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  Speaker 1: have like little friends come over and they would watch
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: things like Texas Chainsaw massacre or whatever. Actually that could
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  Speaker 1: have been later on in life, but like Chucky, and
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  Speaker 1: I was so terrifying and scarring for me, and I
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: would watch it because I wanted to be like the
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  Speaker 1: cool kids. Yeah, and then my son would start a
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  Speaker 1: fallen down. I would sink into sheer terrifyingness, terrified of everything.
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: Would you when you were having sleepovers? Leave your girlfriends
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  Speaker 3: and sleep with easin and then go back in your
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  Speaker 3: room in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, No, like with someone okay, okay, because I
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: wanted to know if I was going to get murdered.
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  Speaker 1: There's a possibility that the friend could get murdered first
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  Speaker 1: and scream alert me and I could make a run
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  Speaker 1: for it. I was a very fast runner in the
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  Speaker 1: elementary school.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, yes, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's like me in the ocean with Kyle.
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  Speaker 3: He will make me go out a little further, so
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  Speaker 3: if a shark comes, I'm the one that's eaten first.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know the day you went surfing, I did tell Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: I said, I want you to just you know, beware
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  Speaker 1: that a woman died today in the Bahamas. You did
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  Speaker 1: tell she got eaten by a shark.
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  Speaker 2: Worst timing, but he.
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  Speaker 1: Still went by the way. I heard that. It's like
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  Speaker 1: few and far between that a shark attack happens where
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  Speaker 1: someone died. It's like one in a million, right, And
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, for one in a million.
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  Speaker 4: I hear about him.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty that's so much because in twenty nineteen, a woman
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  Speaker 1: was swimming in the Bahamas and three sharks attacked her
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  Speaker 1: before the fourth one went in for the kill. All right,
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  Speaker 1: so what you will not catch me further than ankle
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  Speaker 1: deep in that motherfucker? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Is that why you didn't go surfing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I just thought you it looked boring to you.
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  Speaker 1: Or something boring boring bora phyl?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, that makes sense.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Chlorophyl more like bor feel. I don't even know what
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: are you joking me?
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: Is that a chlorophy commercial on water Boy? Water Boy?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that in so long? Are you joking?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, Oh he'll play know that one tooth brush.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I didn't go out surfing because I'm
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  Speaker 1: terrified of sharks. Okay, but yet I name my daughter
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  Speaker 1: Ocean after something that I'm I have sheer panic over.
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  Speaker 1: I look at the water and I'm like, that is
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  Speaker 1: powerful and it's a no go for me. Yeah, moving
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: right along. I have a little bit of head congestion today,
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: so I'm having out of body experiences. It's almost like
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching myself talk. I'm a little too in tune
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  Speaker 1: with what's coming out of my mouth, so I'm a
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  Speaker 1: little slow.
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  Speaker 4: Just know.
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  Speaker 3: That's why interesting Kyle had a twenty four hour bug
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  Speaker 3: the other day. So as long as we don't get that.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up at four am to him going because
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: he throws up like that. It's so sorry for anyone
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  Speaker 3: who's grossed up by that.
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  Speaker 1: But that is so loud, that's intense.
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  Speaker 2: It was in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: By the way. Let's talk about this real quick. Jessica,
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  Speaker 1: I have to say this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You are a human that was sent straight from God,
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  Speaker 1: a real all uh stand up chick, a real saint,
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: a real gem. This bitch saved a fish from dying
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii. We had already recorded the podcast. We go
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: on this fantastic hike. It's absolutely gorgeous. The wave when
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: it hits it's almost like Little Mermaid and the water
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  Speaker 1: like I've posted a video of me summoning the sea,
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: so it's right there, and then the water crashes onto
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  Speaker 1: the cliff. Easton makes his way over to this little
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  Speaker 1: puddle in the rocks on the cliff and he's like,
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, there's like a crab in here or something.
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  Speaker 1: Jessica walks over and it's like, that's not a crab,
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  Speaker 1: that's a fish. The fish is dying. It's gorgeous. It's blue,
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: it's got a little streak of like light yellow, you know, flounder.
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  Speaker 1: It it looks a bit door like.
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  Speaker 2: It was big too.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 1: You and Jessica put her hand into that little pond
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  Speaker 1: and threw the fish back into the open sea, and
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  Speaker 1: it was absolutely magical.
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  Speaker 4: I have a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, send it to me. I have a video of
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: it as well. DM me for picks and VIDs.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: It looks like may not have, may not have made
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  Speaker 1: it when you throw it into the ocean, but I
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  Speaker 1: think it did.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it did. It flip flopped.
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  Speaker 3: And that's so funny because to me, did you ever
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: go fishing as a kid?
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  Speaker 4: No?
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: No, I mean we went to that one that one
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  Speaker 1: place which was like a ton of fish, more of
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  Speaker 1: like a catch and release type situation.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I didn't like.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't like though when you would get them and
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: then it'd get caught in their lip.
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  Speaker 2: It seemed like torture. So I didn't for that long.
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  Speaker 3: But while I did, because I grew up on the lake,
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  Speaker 3: you know how to grab them because a lot of
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: the fish and upstate New York lakes have spikes where
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: if you grab them wrong, they'll spike your hands, so
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  Speaker 3: that's why I was grabbing. But like that to me,
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  Speaker 3: you were so impressed, which made me feel proud because
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, it didn't feel very impressive.
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  Speaker 1: Jessica, you saved a beautiful fish that would have died
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  Speaker 1: in that little pond and released it back into the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: It was one of the highlights. I know, I'm like
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: acting like cheesy about it, but I'm actually being dead serious.
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  Speaker 1: It was one of the highlights of my trip to
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: watch you save that fish and return it back to
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  Speaker 1: its home.
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  Speaker 4: She told Lisa and was very excited about it.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: I was excited to tell Lisa because I was like,
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: Lisa's gonna be happy.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: Wow, that makes me happy.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: Well good, I'm glad mister Animo is still alive and
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: well hopefully.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he's thriving. And then we after that, we
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: make our way to dinner, and that morning, Jessica found
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  Speaker 1: jiu jitsu on the island, and my mother at the
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: dinner table asks Jessica, do you dead, dead ass? Do
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: you do some of your jiu jitsu moves on Kyle
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  Speaker 1: in the bedroom?
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: No, I Kyle. You should have seen his face.
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  Speaker 3: He was mid chew and I was like kind of
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: looking at him, and Lisa's right here, he's mid chew
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  Speaker 3: and she asked the question. Then he just stops chewing,
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  Speaker 3: and he's like and looks forward and then like looks
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: at her like did she really just ask that?
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Thank God, we don't have a hr.
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  Speaker 3: It was the funniest thing to me ever, by the way,
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: because I've gotten a couple dms that were like, oh,
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: is this like you can do these things to Kyle?
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: This could be a sexual thing. Let me make this
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: clear right now that there's nothing that sounds worse to
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: me than being and this is my preference then putting
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Kyle in a sexual choke hold in the bedroom. That's
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: so very I'm already masculine enough in my life as
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: far as like I like control and like, you know
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: whatever work and personal, and I'm kind of like I
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: have like a masculine personality and like an obnoxious sense
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: of humor in the bedroom. I'm one hundred percent feminine
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: or or whatever that definition is to me masculine. If
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: I ever put kylea choke hold, in a choke hold
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  Speaker 3: in the bedroom, I would be horrified.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: Wait, I was a.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Little sexual because you've done these these roles with people
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: in the in the office.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank god we don't have an HR there as well.
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  Speaker 3: And it looks very sexual, which is so funny because
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it feels cool, but then when I
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  Speaker 3: see a video of it, it looks so chaotic and
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: flopping around it, I'm like, ugh, don't show. But by
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: the way, you're also showing people how to do it
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: in slow motion, so it looks more sexual.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: But I think if you were to do it really fast,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: it'd be like, oh, she's kicking this guy's ass.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully I didn't tell you.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Well, oh, I looked at my mom and it was
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: like number one, hy totally none of your business. And
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: second of all, well that just goes to show we
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: have no boundary. This is we're boundaryless in the Birmingham household.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: She's so funny and then she goes when I said, no,
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't do it in the bedroom to Kyle because
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: it was not my thing, and then she goes.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Well why, and she said, well, why would you want.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: To do it?
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Then why would you want to do do jiu jitsu?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: And that's when you were like, well, let me tell
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  Speaker 2: you something.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Jessica used to be scared of everything, and now she's
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: not as scared.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: That's when you came in. I love lice, She's hilarious.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Will throw down. We also took epic nudies of me.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Everyone first of all needs to get you a brain
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: who says, you know what, boss, you need to take
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: nudies today? Hundred percent all Jessica's idea.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: You have to look at that bod. I said, are
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: we going to take shower nudies today?
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Like four times I think I'm going to post them.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I've been back and forth. People are really like, I
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: don't know what I've done to people to make them
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: think I'm some sort of prude now, probably because I'm
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: a manhanterer and anti sex. But it's all good anyway,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: moving on. But like every time I post anything with
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: my ass in it, people are like so floored. Whereas before,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: like back in the day, people were like, yes, bitch,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: get it work, and now everyone's like, ell yeah, I'm
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: a daughter, and I'm.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Like, oh and really, because I have nothing but positive
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: comments on the photo I posted of your booty the BTS.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Well let's talk about that. I want to talk about
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: this real quick. I'm floored. I am the floored at
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the fact that some of you people out there can
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: crack the hardest of hardest cases. But something that's right
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: in front of you, like I don't know the fact
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: that Easton has an armful of tattoos and there's no
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: tattoos on the person who's taking the ass photo of me.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: That one is just you miss. Y'all are out in
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: these streets helping solve crimes, crimes, but something that's right there,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: you miss everyone thought that that was Easton.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: By the way, if you need a reference.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I posted it on my Instagram in my Hawaii posts,
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  Speaker 3: and it's one of the last photos.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: It's like the yellow bikini one, but.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a nudy of Lalla in the shower. There's
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: me with my phone taking bts and then a guy
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: behind me. Granted the hair is a little shaggy, and
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: I guess they have a similar body type, but there's
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  Speaker 3: no tattoos.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: There's no tattoos.
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  Speaker 4: I can see where people would assume it's me.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: But if you're gonna think it's me, let's really dive in, right,
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: And who do these people take me for?
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Who do they take me for?
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Did not take a nudy of Lalla in the shower
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: or BTS or anything. As a matter of fact, what
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: did you do when she said when I said, okay,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: nudy time in the shower, I walked over and.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, oh, he walked.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Over to the house, over to the shower.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: He left from the.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: House to the other house, a house away from the nudy.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I didn't because if I would have seen that, I'd
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: just scratch my eyes out.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just beyond that. People would think that
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: it's like we're close, but we're not that weird. Yeah,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: yess like, yes, like I would ever allow that ever
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: There's no world in which I ever see Lala saying
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Easton take some BTS of me nude in the shower.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I could never imagine.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: And by the way, the DMS I got about, yes, oh,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: behind the scenes, it's also a K pop band.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: So what it's a K pop band.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true. So I'm glad we cleared that up.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: But you did say most people in the DMS were
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: saying one woman was like one hundred years old, the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: other person was like clearly older, like had Lisa's eyeballs
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: where she needs like two pairs of glasses and contacts.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Right, yes, And then the one who said wild lalla
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: allowing these random men to photograph her nude number one?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Number one? Would you like?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And random men? Yes, random men that's usually who I
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: let my naked body. What would you like them to be?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Not random? My close cousin? Right, Like, what the fuck
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: do you mean?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I want random men who I don't know to look
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: at me naked. That's my comfort zone. It's exactly who
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: who are you letting see you naked? Yeah?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Your fucking weirdos?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: If you're asking you've been through it?
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, but also like, so whoever was dming you've
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: been through it?
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: You weirdo?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Weirdo, Well, we're offended.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: And then someone said this would make sense, why you
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: would let your brother do this? New people from Utah
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: are weird? I was like that, I will not dispute
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: as people from Utah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: That's why I thought of it. All Right, maybe it's.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: All making sense now, but the rest of it offended.
• 18:48
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• 18:59
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• 19:00
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  Speaker 3: into Racketin enthusiasts.
• 19:05
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• 19:08
  Speaker 3: I actually think it's the app I'm using most on
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: my phone right now, and I'm not sure I'd have
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: any of my Christmas shopping done without it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel the same way. Racketin's like that
• 19:17
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• 19:20
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• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Like PayPal Easton, You like Racketin to send to the
• 19:40
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• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Well, now that the holiday season is here, it's prime
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• 20:23
  Speaker 5: I can chop Nike through the racketin app so my
• 20:25
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• 20:28
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• 20:31
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• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of hoping that I'm on your fenty beauty list.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Obviously, I hope I'm not, at least for fenty ray
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Baann would be okay, though, I'm just saying I tell either.
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• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm always looking for deals, but not just
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: for gifts. I'm still picking out things for the Palm
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Springs house. Lily always needs stuff, and Ocean is growing
• 21:11
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• 21:16
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• 21:57
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, I went to Disneyland.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I've been waiting to get the store.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: I wish I saw it, but I did get to
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: see it.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: All right, We're waiting in line for the longest. The
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: line says it's thirty minutes. It is a more of
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: a minute than or whatever it's said. Okay, more of
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: a minute than what it's said, Wady in line. Ocean
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: is in a strange phase right now where she's having meltdown.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: She wants to crawl on everything. She wants to bully
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of me on a regular basis. So
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: we finally get to the car at Autopia. Never been
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: on it ever in all my lives. Jackson Brittany are
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: with us with cruise. Easton goes down to six. We
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: have cars one, two and six. Easton goes Jackson Britter
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: behind the man his name is uh Joshua at Autopia
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: at Disneyland.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: We get in to the car after waiting for probably
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: an hour, and Ocean wants to drive. She can't drive
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: the car, so she starts having a meltdown. So I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: buckle us all in. She's losing her mind whatever, and
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Joshua goes, yeah, you know, she's really upset. I can't
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: force her to go, And I was like, you're not
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: forcing her to go, We're forcing her to go. She's fine,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: we're all good, let's just go and he goes, you're
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: more than welcome to watch. And I go, give me
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and what I've been doing for the past hour, Yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: is watching. That's what I've been doing while waiting in
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: line is watching. So no, I would not like to
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: go and watch some more. She's fine and he's like yeah,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: and he says it again. The thing is is I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: can't make her go. And I go, Joshua, she wants
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to drive the car. She'll calm down if you let
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: her drive the car. She allowed to drive the car.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, no, she's not big enough to drive
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the car. And I go, well, that's why she's freaking out.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: So I was like, mom, you gotta get out of
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the car. We can't go. And my mom goes, you're
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you joking me, Joshua, Joshua, is this joke?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: So I go, just get the fuck out of the car.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: On.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: So, now Ocean's losing her mind that she has to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: get out of the car. I said, Joshu, I'm gonna
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: even talk to you again. She won't get out of
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the car. You want to know why, because she wants
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: to go on the ride. She just wants to drive
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: the car, right, so you can tell her to. Would
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you like to remove her from the car. He's like, yeah, see,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to remove her from the car. And
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I go, then let us drive, let us go on
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: this fucking ride. Okay. Finally he turns the car off.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: He turns the car off because I say that. He's like,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I just can't let you guys go. Now I'm losing it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Now I'm about to fucking lose it. My mom is
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: whispering and oceans stop crying, stop crying, you gotta stop crying.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Finally she shapes up, we distract. He turns the car
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: back on and hauling on I was trying to is
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: the most difficult ride I've ever been on. Okay, the
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: most difficult ride. I come hauling around the corner to
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: see Joshua again. I try to hit him with the vehicle.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: It's a on accident.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: And then I realized we're on a track, which makes
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: all this sense on why I was driving so well though,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: because it did seem a little out of control, and
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: then it would jerk back in and I'm like, oh okay,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: like I'm I know, I'm getting it down. No, it
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: was just on the track. I tried, Yeah, I just
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I can't remove from the car. I'm like I and
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: and like so jovial about it, but like really standing
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: his ground.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, Disney, you sound just like Jennifer Coolidge,
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: by the way, when you're doing Joshua, and I really
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: hope he sounded like that.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: He sounded exactly like that less on that whole ride.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the ride was actually ship that. It was actually
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: oh and the pedal was so hard to push down.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It was like a hard firework out.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: We're talking the ones in like all in the brown circle,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: in the brown desert area of the car.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: This is autopia on that you drive, there's like it's
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: just really there's.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Another driving car for cars for cars.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's it's like more like.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: It's pretty sweet. Every time I go, it's like an
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: hour and thirty. So never been on it, and we're.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Too busy doing Little Mermaid, Mister Toad's Wild Ride, Peter Pan.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Like killer every time we go.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Boring, boring, right, anyway, So that happened at Disneyland, Joshua.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: The next time I see you, I'm going toes cash
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: me outside just kidding. He was actually, Once I calmed
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: down because he just wasn't getting it. I was like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you know what, mad respect for doing his job. He
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: was doing his job, and like I like that. He
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't like forcing my kid to go. But I needed
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: him to understand, like it has nothing to do with
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: her not wanting to be on the ride, has to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: do with the fact that she would like to drive
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: the vehicle. And I was trying to convey that to him,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: but he he was in his own world of like
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: being a powerhouse.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: In his Disney world.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: And also I feel good for him there because imagine
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: the adults that want to go on ride, so they
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: forced their kids to be traumatized.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Like you know, well, though she was completely over, she
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: used to love Pirates of the Caribbean. Now every time
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I take her and tell her we're going to Disneyland,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to do Pirates.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Right when we get out of the car.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: No Pirates, No Pirates, I want to.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't like it, that's what she does, So we
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: don't do that. Let's talk about this, did you guys see? Uh,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Genie May and Jeezy are now divorcing. It was originally
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: said that Genie cheated on Gez. Do you know who
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: young Jeezu is?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Are you out of your mind? Of course I do,
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: And I know who Genie Maye is. She's stunning. Her
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: style is impeccable.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just had they had a baby. She's I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: think it's a little girl. She's not that old. I
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: think a year maybe younger. So it was said that
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Gez filed for divorce because Genie had cheated. Well then
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: it comes out that actually Jez was the one that
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: was unfaithful, and in their prenup there is a clause
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: that states that if he cheats, she gets a payout.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's going to hold up in
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: court pre nups. This is from just my small amount
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: of knowledge that I gained when concocting a prenup. If
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: this happened in the state of California. The state of
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: California is a no fault state, which means the court
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't care if someone cheated X, Y, and Z doesn't matter.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: They just know that you want to end the marriage.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Right When I tried to get the clause put in
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: to my own prenup, this was years ago. The no
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: cheating they said you can put it in there, it
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: will not hold up. There is nothing that you can
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: put in there about cheating. So it must have been
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: two people that actually decided, like, sure, I'll put that in.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I love you. Why would I not put it in?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: But if Jeez decides to fight her on that, that
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: could go away.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Do you think it was I'm just going off of
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: immediate thoughts. The legal counsel you got was not necessarily
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: there to represent you, and that's why they said that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: That could very well be the case.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've heard it being put in prenups. But
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: what state though, California?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Only because like I heard, that's a thing that's almost
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: like not a racket. But I need to find this
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: article that women will marry older men, okay, and just
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: for that put it in the prenup and then they
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: know they're cheaters, and then as soon as they get caught,
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: they're like, okay, great, it's my payout.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Have a nice day. Okay. Well, if you guys that
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: are listening have a different experience, please write in. I'm
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: just going off of what I was told, and I've
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: all said scene where you can you can put anything
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: into a document like that. If the opposing party decides,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I'm pushing back and I'll pay through the nose in
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: legal fees just out of principle that you don't get shit.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: See you in court. The judge could rule on anything. Yeah, right.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I have heard that that prenups don't mean shit, which
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: is also depressing.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: So it's like, you just hope that both of you
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: abide by the prenup. Otherwise, if there's one person on
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: the other end who's got mad money and they're like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: you know what, I don't really dig this prenup anymore,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fight it. And I don't care how much.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you're wanting a million dollars and
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I spend five million with legal fees. It's about not
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: paying you a damn dime. That happens all the time.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Trust me. If someone doesn't want you to get paid,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: they'll make sure you don't get paid.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: That is so wild. Then what's the point?
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: I just can't wait to get married.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: No, seriously, that's the point about marriage.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I don't mean that about marriage. What's the point. What's
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: the point of a prena?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: What's the point of anything? Literally, because you can sue
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: or do anything for whatever reason, and people say, well,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: they'll never win, and it's like, right, but I still
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: got to pay legal fees to get to that point
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: of a judge saying you don't get anything.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I just learned this. I was very depressing.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I was talking to a friend over the phone and
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: she's going through something with a building she used to
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: live in, and she is one hundred thousand percent in
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: the right from what she's told me, Yet this building
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: corporation has so much money and so much power they're
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: just draining her.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Bank account and it's heartbreaking.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: And she's like, I'm literally not only in debt, and
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: then she's gonna have to file another suit to pay that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Like she's like, I've been so mentally and emotionally and
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: physically exhausted from this. I'm just gonna be out money
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: in debt and I'm gonna wipe my hands clean.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that is heartbreaking because you're in
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: the right.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: No, I know, isn't it. It's really really heartbreaking.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: It's awful.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I think the system is designed to bleed you dry,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: exhaust you so that you give up and never want
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: to come back. And that's in every in all of it,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: whether it's you're going through a custody battle, you're going
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: through a divorce, you're going through a legal thing where
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: someone's suing you, and who's right who's wrong? You go,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you know what, just roll into judge Judy right.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: You might get more fair representation there.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, they always say though it's the legal system,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: it's not the justice system, because there's no justice, you.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Know, absolutely sorry, And they kind of went over my head.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little I'm feeling a little froggy today,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna leap what's that on? You're feeling froggy?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Finish it? You didn't? What is it? He said? I
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: wanted you to finish, but you didn't.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Feeling froggy. Then, never seen this and.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: If this and if seen this as Matt Foot is real,
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: this would really hurt.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You've never You've never wanted. Oh, just Jamie Kennedy and
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Anthony Anderson, Ted Diggs, really the guy who just passed away,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: who was Farah Faucet's hus or life partner. You know
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? No great movie, impeccable movie. All right.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: The next thing that I have to talk about, Jada
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Pinkett Smith. After all those years trying to figure out
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: if I would leave Will's side, it took that slap
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: for me to see I will never leave him. Cut
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: to Will Smith is hanging out with Jada Pinkett Smith
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: look alike at Art Basil in Miami over the weekend.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: This infuriated me. Why you're telling me let's just say,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: let's just say, it's all roses and rainbows, okay, ups
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: and downs like a marriage has. And it took for
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: this man to assault someone on your behalf, for you
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to be like, I do love you, not the children,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: not the great memories, but for him to walk up,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: mortify himself, lose out on multiple jobs, firings, for you
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to say, let me tell you something with that that statement,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: you are a toxic woman. You are a toxic woman,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you will run.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, you should have known it was toxic before
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: you had to get somebody.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Disgusting for her to say.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: That, I hate that statement.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: And it's such a that she made about that, because
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I think she made that on like arm tare expert
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: But I've always felt.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, I loved her.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: I've always loved her. I've always loved her. And the
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: way she speaks. I think this. I listened to her
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: on arm Trek Expert.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: She's so eloquent, and she makes a lot of points,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: and she gives space to everyone she's talking to, like
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: a space for your opinion. She allows you to change
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: her mind in the moment, which is honestly what I
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: try and do and I've always respected that. And then
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: to say something like that, I'm like, Jada.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, I couldn't believe that when I read it,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: and maybe you know, like I'm gonna give her the
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt of like, no, let me elaborate.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: This is what I meant, you know, because of course
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: this is gonna be the headline and where the podcast
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: that only reads the headline, So there's no winning for
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: anyone who says one little thing that's fucked up because
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: we don't get the context. We just get the headline.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I have to assume you're with
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: someone twenty plus years that there were many moments that
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: went into the relationship where they like had your back,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: encouraged you to, you know, go and do what you
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. She started that, I what was it
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the Red Table? Ready will talk I'm sure he was
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: very supportive of that, and for you to go, you
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: know what, this is the one thing that he's done
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: that's gonna make me always stand by him. It's like,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: so to see him so down in the dumps and
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: he's there because of something he did on your behalf,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Like that's what made like, that's what people have to do. Yeah,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I just don't like that at all.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: It's backwards. It's backwards. It doesn't make any sense. She did,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: I believe, I remember her. She did elaborate a little
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: and she was like it was something I'm not even
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: gonna try and repeat it because I'll get it wrong.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's yuck. That's a bummer.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: On a bright note, I'm kind of happy that Will's
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: out there finally kind of living.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: His life, as long as he's not.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Obviously, if it's a situation where Jada and Will got
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: back together or whatever and they're like, we're gonna do
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: it this time, and then Will's out there fucking round,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: it's like, well, now it's just messy.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: But if he's like, no, you.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Know what, I'm done hanging on and clinging on and
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go live my life and hang out
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: with a chick them.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Good for him?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think he was messing around with other women
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: during their separation and Jada was just the one who
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: was outed.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I was just going to say that, I think he.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I think it's a different a lot with men and women,
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: and I'm sure he in my opinion, I'm making this up.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I think he hooked up with smart. I think he
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: was smart about it. I think he probably hooked up
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: with other celebs on sets, things that he knew weren't
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: going to get out versus you know, Jada maybe hooked
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: up with someone a little messier. And he told someone
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: who told someone.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Was it August Alcina? Was it that?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and August Alsina is allowed mouse, So that's what
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: oh is he He made a song about.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: It, But he made a song. He made a song
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: after the fact. It was like everyone was talking about
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: the word entanglement, and then he went and made a
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: song called entanglement.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Yes he did.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: So that's messy in itself. I think the people will
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: we're hooking up with.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Are too too high level.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah for that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: I think he was smart, if that's what you want
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: to say about it, and probably hooked up with people
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: who he's like this will never get up co stars.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I kind of. I think I agree
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: with you. I have a hard time believing that he
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: was like, I know that we're separated, but I'm just
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: so in love. Like men tend to think what they're there. Yes,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like he was thinking with his dick. But
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: his dick has a very high IQ and no, very
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: smart dick, very smart dick. Yep, and that's what you
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: gotta have. Gotta have smart dick.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Well, smart dick, just a smart smart dick.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Right, That is exactly right. Okay, So I gotta be
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: completely honest with y'all. I have not watched a like
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a TV.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: You've been watching more holiday stuff.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I've been watching a lot of holiday stuff. Again, Ocean's
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: on a repeater mode and I don't really have a
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: moment to myself, and so I can't watch Like this morning,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: she was off doing her thing, and I thought I
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: was safe to watch some like old school rony and
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: it was like Ramona calling Bethany such a bitch or whatever,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: and then Ocean started repeating it and so I had
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: to check her again. It's really gotten out of hand,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: And can I tell you I've actually been really, really
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: great at not cussing. The whole family has Wow, the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: whole family has everything. Yes, she does.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: And then on that song that just released, by the way, the.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Song came out and it says, Rachel bitch, and she says.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: It Rachel bitch.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: No, and I keep saying no, Rachel sits like, sits down,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: and she Rachel sits No. She's like, that doesn't make
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: any sense.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: She's so and you're.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Very smart too, and when if she curses and you
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: kind of make a face, she's smart enough.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: And then she.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Knows that that's the one the word, right, she should
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: just repeat her modes.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I heard her say for the first I heard her
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: swear for the first time in Hawaii, and I, when
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I tell you, I had to bite my tongue so
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: hard so I didn't laugh. It was the cutest thing
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I've ever heard in my life. If it were to me,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I think she said fuck or shit, maybe because I
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: had said shit, and then she just repeated it to
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: herself quietly, like shit or something. And I was like,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: and then that's when you were like, No, Jessica said sit,
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: she's sit or whatever, and she said fuck it sometime too,
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: and it was honestly cutest thing I ever.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Herd She'll do this thing, you guys, She's like using
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the words correctly, which is what makes me very nervous,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: but also proud. Not proud that she's causing stand the
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: comment section, but just like that. She's so intelligent. Like
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: she'll sit there and she'll be looking at something and
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: she'll be.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Like, she's very articulous, and she'll be like, what the fuck.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: That's what she said?
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: What the fuck she was looking at like the cookie
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: or something, And.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I about died. I said, you know, what, what the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: fuck is that? You're right?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that, I know, but it is what
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: it is. Anyway. That's why I haven't been watching a
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: lot of reality TV. I've also kind of been in
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: my bubble. You know, we're winding down the year, I
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: will say, and I know that I can say this
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: to all of you guys, because I'm sure we're all
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: in the same boat. We're getting a little bit tired.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I know we had that beautiful vacation to Hawaii, but
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just feeling like it's time. I want to reset.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: We're making a few moves before the end of the
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: year before we you know, hit the ground running in
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. But I'm just a little tired and
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I want to stay in my bubble. And I'm feeling
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: that watching reality TV maybe a little too close to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: home right now. Like I came off my vacation Hawaiian vacation,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sort of still in that like little bubble. Yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: so I haven't watched anything. That being said in a
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: very long winded way, we did another AMO. People seem
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: to like the amas like a lot. Yeah, They're like,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: please do more random episodes like this. So now I'm
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: gonna play out the random episodes and they're gonna say,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: please talk about real house or something, or like Paris
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: and Love. Someone asked me, can you guys please watch
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Is it Paris and Love or in Love in Paris.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Paris and Love?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I believe I think it is too. Yeah, which Logan
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: did the set design for, like the promo or like
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the opening. I guess she's in like a room full
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: of a lot of flowers and pinkness, and Logan did
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: all of that. That's awesome, Logan, my gay mm hmmm hmmm, hmmmm.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: So it looks cute.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: She looks so fabulous, and every freaking frame I see,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, is it just constant hair and makeup?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: I doubt it is. She's just stunning.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: But every time I see her, No, every time I
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: see her for promo, she looks like a magazine cover.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I saw her in a
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: magazine and I thought she was I was so young,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I was probably sixth seventh grade. She was the most
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: stunning thing I had ever seen. And my best friend
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Danny and I she loved Nicole Ritchie. I was obsessed
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: with Paris Hilton. We suddenly thought we were them. So
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: we were in the seventh grade, and we convinced our
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: science teacher at Churchhill Junior High to allow us to
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: do our worksheets together and if we could sign our
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: names Paris and Nicole and she would know that it
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: was larn and Danielle, and she allowed it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So on the name, we'd write a heart and
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: then inside put Paris and Nicole and that was me
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: and her. We were obsessed with the simple life.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: That is so cute.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cute. Okay, simple times in simpler times, and
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I miss them tremendously.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: All right, Amas, here we go. First question.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, and it has to do with the holidays, so
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: that is perfect for us advice for sober dating around
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: the holidays, And is it tougher for you, Lala, to
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: be sober during this time?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, dating during the holidays. I think my biggest thing
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: for dating during the holidays and not like not wanting
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: to go and drink right, have that not be the thing?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I think there's so many things that you can go
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: and do that you don't need to drink for. I
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: mean Christmas lights where it's like so cute to just
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: have your hot chocolate. And by the way, you can
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: have you can make yourself look like you're having a
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: cocktail without actually having one, Like I love to do
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the thing where you have like the little short glass
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: cramp like a splash of cranberry sparkling water. You can
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: put your little cranberries in it with a lime and
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you look like you're having a cocktail and the placebo
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: effect is real. Like I do that all the time.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: That's cute.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I'm also a disgusting fucking love eggnog. But most people
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: put like, what is it a little bit of rum?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Is it whiskey?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Whiskey? Which is it?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I just drink eggnog.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Drinking by itself too, right, you don't need to have alcohol, Like,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: just trick your brain into thinking. I have a drink
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: in my hand and I'm feeling the same way as
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: everybody else. I love bowling during the holidays. I don't
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: know why. I think it's because back in Utah, our
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: family tradition was we would always go bowling during the
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: holidays Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Like during the day, like early afternoon. So it was great. Wow.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So things like that for me staying sober, I
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: this is you know, I've been sober for a while now.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I we're approaching, you know, my fifth holiday, going into
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: no drinking, so it's just second nature to me. But
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I've said many times with the dating thing, I don't
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't go out really like the only way I'm
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: going to meet someone is if I get on a
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: dating app. So when that time comes, like I've said
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: multiple times, I'm downloading the Bumble app, I'm going to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: put all of my you know, hardcore details in the bio,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: so you know what you're getting into the moment that
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I may you know, swipe on you. You know, I'm sober,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna, you know, be getting drunk with you.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna know that I don't want to get married
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: and have children with you, Like you're gonna know the
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: things that I think about life. Right, She's gonna be
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: easier that way. What I'm supposed to roll into some bar,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: meet a guy who's got a buzz and I'm like, hey,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: la La real name Lauren, I've got a baby. I
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: don't drink, not really sure why I'm here. Also, never
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: want to get married, like.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: It's too intense.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: But did you say that you want your partner to drink?
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: You don't want a sober partner? Did you say that?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: I remember you saying.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: That I would like my future partner to be enormy. Again,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I can just put it in my bumble profile. Yes,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: this is what I'm looking for. Let's not waste time here.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's smart.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I just I like, like you said, for me, I'm
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: not even sober and just drinking no alcohol during the holidays,
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: and if you're someone who isn't is enormy. But maybe
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: when you drink the family, you're with your family and
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: that's when drama comes out. Maybe don't drink because I've
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: been doing it lately. I did it for Thanksgiving and
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: it was beautiful.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Also, put some like mugs into the freezer and get
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: them all icy and cold, and then get like a
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Heineken zero for your beer in there. You feel like
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you're drinking a beer. It tastes the exact same. By
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: the way, there's so many people out there who they're
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: not like sober, they're just choosing not to drink. It's
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: like a huge thing that's happening right now. We have
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: non spirit like what do you call them? Little shops,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Like instead of going into like a wine store, you
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: go into like a non spirit, non wine store, and
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: everything in there is non alcohol. That's the move.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: That's the move.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: That's the move.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, what this is a cute one? What song or
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: maybe sad breaks your heart? What song breaks your guys
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: heart every time you hear it?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: And why.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Do you.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Because our mom listens on repeat after her dad died.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: You want to know what song breaks my heart?
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about that song. I
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: remember after my dad died there was something about the
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: It was just like sad to me, and I love
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: that song sometimes when I need to sob my eyes out,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I listened to it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I listened to that song on repeat to this day,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: like every probably five days.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: I love the song so good.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: There's a song that my friend sent me that wasn't
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: even supposed to be sad. It's called Night or maybe
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: it is Nitrous Gas by a band Frightened Rabbit, who
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: I'd never listened to before. I'm obsessed with them now,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: but it's like deep, listen to it and it'll make
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: you cry me.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: It's like I will. It's like just a beautiful, haunting song.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: That's another song that's absolutely heartbreaking is the song by Evan.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Essence, What Bring Me to Life.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: No, that one's epic. The other one where it's.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Like I think that the one that I was just
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: thinking that I couldn't.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I think, Yes, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. And that's what
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Mom used to listen to repeat.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: How does it go? Because I need to know because
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: I know it's I.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Know it's a.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Quick we can do it later. We can just do
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: it later.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, next, what's the next one? Oh?
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I just my eyes came across this and this kind
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: of has to do with everyone. It says, this one's
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: for Jess. How did you get into being an assistant?
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: And do you have any tips? I'll answer that assisting.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: She likes assisting people. I had a plan of being
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: a short term assistant when I came on la I
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: was we interviewed on the show, and what.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Does that mean? You were planning on quitting after you
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: found something better. Is that what you mean?
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: No, I said, so I saw it. Oh people ask
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: me this all the time, so I'm gonna say it.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: The job posting for Laala was literally on a It
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: was shared. It was on one job website, but where
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: I saw it was a Facebook women in Business in
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: La page that's not a joke, women in Business in La.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: And I saw it and like someone shared it and
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: was like, this seems like it would be fun for someone.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: I saw it and I was like, Oh, that's like
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Lala Kent's company. It said give them Laala assistant. I
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: thought I was going to be working at an office
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: the offices of give them Laala, not.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Your assistant personal assistant.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: By the way, I was like, Oh, this could be cool.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Maybe we'll see Lala every once in a while. And
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: she's like a business woman and she's really killing it
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: and I could learn a lot from her. I'll work
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: there for like a year and then learn a lot
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: about business and then move on to the next job,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: because you know, that's what's the plan. But then I
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: met Lala directly, and then I was up front and
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, you know, I moved here for this
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: and this is whatever, and Lala and I just clicked
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: and I'm obsessed with her and she's never gonna be
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: able to get rid of me.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: But the tips A tip for a good assistant, because
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: I see people fail at this a lot is remember,
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: and this is going to sound messed up.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: You don't have to comment. Remember who employs you.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Remember like your place, I want to say, which is
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: really messed up, because always stand up for yourself. I
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: know an assistant in Hollywood, there's a lot of people
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: that deal with a lot of bad shit. But also
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: if you're friends with or really get along with your boss,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: remember they employ you, they pay your bills, so like
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: they can be friendly and joke and this and that,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: but at the end of the day, you are the employee.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: So you have to like just always just remember that.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Don't ever you're that jess Oh thank you. I try,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: You're well, You're amazing, and I love you and I
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: click with you, and I love your whole family. And
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: sometimes I sometimes I you know, sometimes I'm not great
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: at that, but I think when you can always reel
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: it in. I do see a lot of assistance, and
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: sometimes like get a little too comfy, or they're watching
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: movies with their bosses all of a sudden, and I'm like,
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: it's a workday, what are you doing?
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: It was strange there. Someone had asked me something about
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: your pay. Okay, someone a part of the give them
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Whila team, right, and they said, you know, we just
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: want to make sure that like if you guys go
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: out to dinner and let's just say you say one
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: thing about the podcast, you know, is she going to
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: charge you over time? And I was like, Jessica and
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't go out to dinner. I was like, the
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: other night when you were there, was the first time
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: that I've ever been out with Jessica in a social setting.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: They were floored by that.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, granted that's not by choice. I love hanging
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: out with you, but you're just good, like you don't
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: take advantage. You're good at keeping that boundary. I feel
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: like you create a boundary for me, Like I feel
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: like I know you know our limit. Yeah, and I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: think we both remember our place yeah, and that before
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: anything comes, like our work relationship.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: And thats about one hundred percent because I was going
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: to say that being said as my boss, and I
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: look at Lalla as a mentor. She will see sometimes
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: when I'm maybe struggling with something and she will sit
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: down with me and be like, Hey, I'm seeing you're
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: struggling with this.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I want to talk to you about it, which.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: To me is also like a boss not knowing their
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: place but being like, oh, I see she's going through
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: something that maybe I went through. Let me give her
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: this advice and we'll talk. And that's why I think
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: it works so well. I've seen I watch a comedian
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: on Socials with their assistant.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: That's all I'll say.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: But it's like it's just wild to see because it's
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: like it's like there's no boundaries and they fight all
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: the time and it's a toxic relationship and I'm like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: this is so weird.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: So that's my tips in long winded that's my assistant.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Tip, and take nudes when asked.
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: Oh, yes, and take nudes when when or suggested not
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: ask jessic cop I know I'm sitting here talking about boundaries,
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: and then I'm like I told Lolla five times, get
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: in that shower way.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: There are boundaries. They're our boundaries. They're our They don't
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: have to make sense to anybody else.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Exactly, it's comfortable to you.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: We went to dinner one time. Now we're suddenly vacationing together.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: We don't go to dinner. We are no.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: But that was like the first time. It was crazy. Yes, yes,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: now we kick it. Now we kick it. Now, we
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: kick it.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Now, we kick it.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, how do I stop worrying about what others think
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: of me?
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I have to assume that you know what other people
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: think about you, because you're maybe in the comments section,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: or you're in a friend group that's a little clique,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: and sometimes someone says something to that person. They come
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: back and they tell you what that person has said.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Let's very clear every single person in a friend group
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: talk shit about the other person when they're not around.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Guess what, all good? Be nice to my face. If
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: it's not productive, I don't want to hear it. I
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: assume that when I'm not around people are talking shit
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: about me who I'm really close with. Guess what, I'm
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: talking shit about them too. It's all good. I love you,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: but sometimes Mama got a vent about you because sometimes
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: you piss me off, and I assume I piss you
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: off too, So go vent, Go talk the shit, don't care,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: come back, smile to my face, tell me that you
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: love me. And by the way, if you don't want
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: to be homies, then all good, let's not be homies.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: But I'm totally fine with you talking shit behind my back, okay.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: And then I tell my friends I don't need to
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: know this. This is not productive for me. If they
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: see something online, I would have never seen this had
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you not brought it to me. Not productive, mean spirited.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I don't need to see it. Stay out of the
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: comments section, toot yourself up all the livelong day. Anything
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: that you feel insecure about. Hone into that and talk
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: yourself through it. There's so many things that I'm like, ugh,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: there are days you guys, where I annoy myself so
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: badly that I'm like, where do I hang this personality?
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I gotta like get rid of it, Like I need
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: enough of la la and Lauren like, I gotta remove
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: myself right, all good, I take a break from her sometimes.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that. I feel that.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: And if you're not in the comments and you're just
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: people are being an asshole too.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: I always do. It's the blue hair mentality.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: It's like someone looks at me and they say if
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: if someone says something to you and are an ass
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: is an asshole to just pretend they looked at you.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: If someone looked at me and said, your blue hair
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: is so fucking ugly, it looks so bad on you,
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be like offended. I'd look at them and
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: be like, okay, all right, have a good day, because
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: I would be concerned I don't have blue hair. I
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: would be like, are you okay? And I would be
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: like they're struggling with something and they're clearly taking it
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: out on me because I don't fucking have blue hair.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: So just think of that. It's like, well, I'm not
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I love that, you know, Like someone calls me a bitch,
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, because.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not a bitch, So I'm that bitch.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: I'm that bitch.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I'm that bitch. Oh you want to see that?
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Not ah Christ Sure thing sure thing.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Whatever, Lauren laugh, what do you mean?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Where I laugh at my own jokes? But I stayed
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: to Jessica and Hawaii, where I laughed my ass off.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: I shouldn't even remember because of what you said.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Was not like Jessica, you were trying not to be
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking square the rest of the night.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: And I was like, and she waited a good two
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: or three seconds and then just belted up with the
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: best gut laugh.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: I I died on that comment.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, ha ha, And then when I saw
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: her go trying to be a fucking square, I lost it.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: That's where I lost it.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: It was the same as Mom's laugh was on that.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: It's so funny.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I find myself to be absolutely hysterical.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: So let me tell you after the Hawaii trip, I
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: think Easton and Lalla and Lisa are three of the
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: and Ocean, and I'm not lying, four of the funniest
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: humans I've ever experienced, and so doaes, Nick and Joe
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: and Kyle.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: But Lisa had me rolling at the dinner table.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Lisa's rolling rolling?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Wait what did what did Nick? And Joe? They said,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: she reminds us of Jennifer.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Coolid, white load and white load.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: That is my mom. Oh my gosh. I wanted her
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: on the pod today, but something switched up with the
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: schedule and she's with Ocean.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: That would have been so fun.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: They were talking about tasting coffee beans and Lisa looked
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: at Nick and Joe dead in the eye and she said.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, it sounds good. Was there creamer in it in
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: the coffee bean? And she was like yeah, And they
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: were like.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Dumb.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just kidding. There are times where I make
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: fun of her, yeah, and she'll like rebuttal and I'm like,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I love you so much, like the amount that I
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: just adore you, Yeah, is really really hard for me
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: to process because I just re adore you.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: We were on the couch last night and saw her
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: she was going to be on the pod today before
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: and I said, Lisa, you have some homework to do,
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: and she goes, what do you mean? And I go,
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: all your rebuttals and she looks at me and she goes,
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: I already forgot them all.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I forgot them all. She doesn't remember anything. She's like, oh,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go back and listen to like
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: twelve weeks worth of podcast. All right, let's give to
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: the ache and relief of the week. Ache and Relief, Easton,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: do you want to start us off.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, My relief of the week is the Pompo Pompo
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: take okay in the Miami Seaquarium that housed all the manatees.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is finally.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Empty at the Miami Seaquarium. He said, that's mine too. Yeah,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: that so empty. The tanks they have emptied there. I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: think it was sixty seven years that Romeo was in
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: the Miami Seaquarium. They finally released Romeo and Juliette from
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: their cramp tanks. And it was this guy who commented
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: on Easton's page. His name is Phil Demers. He's the
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Walrus Underscore Whisperer, and Easton showed him to me and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I saw that he followed me followed him back. I said,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: you and I should talk because it seems like we
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: have some things in common and I'd like to help
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: your cause in any way that I can. So I've
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: been following him again. His Instagram name is Walrus Underscore
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: whisper He's like boots on the ground trying to save
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: all of these mammals from captivity who have amazing betting
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: captivity for so many years. I would say, so that's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: my relief. I would say that my ache of the
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: week is I don't have one.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: You don't have one.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Nope, not a one.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Ache, not a one, not a one.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling happy, and I'm feeling blessed, and I'm feeling
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: just very hopeful and grateful. Don't have a one. Inche
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: just beautiful.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: My ache is just settling back from Hawaii because it
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: was a beautiful trip, and my relief is.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Back in the jiu jitsu. Baby, so much excitement.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Jessica loves jiu jitsu so much, and it makes me
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: so happy. My eyeballs are floating. Yes you know what
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: that means, but it means that I have to be
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: so badly. You guys all right, I love you, Happy
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: hump Day, have the best week, and we will catch
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: you next week. I give them all the podcast