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Hitman talks to Bert Kreischer · Classic Hitz with Hitman

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on? It is Hitman with you, and
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  Speaker 1: I've got on the phone right now the legend, the myth,
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  Speaker 1: my idol. In fact, I'm kind of speechless when I
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  Speaker 1: try to talk to him, Mr. Burt Chrysler. Hey, how
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  Speaker 1: are you, sir?
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  Speaker 2: I am doing phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today so far?
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  Speaker 2: I'm having a great day.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up a little sick, but I got to
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  Speaker 3: go drink in a podcast in about.
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  Speaker 2: Two hours, so I'm set.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You are coming with the Permission to Party Tour coming
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  Speaker 1: to Salina Autorium on October 22nd at the Hilliard Center.
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  Speaker 1: You can buy tickets at Ticketmaster.com and also at BertBertBert.com. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you are the entrepreneur. I swear, dude, it's like you
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  Speaker 1: are everywhere. You know, you've got the two podcasts. You've
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  Speaker 1: got the festivals.
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  Speaker 2: You've got the cruise.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the cooking show on YouTube. I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do on your free time? I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do when you have some free time?
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  Speaker 2: I technically don't have free time.
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  Speaker 3: In all honesty, when I do have free time, I
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  Speaker 3: kind of lose my mind. I'm someone that likes to
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  Speaker 3: be busy. I like to have a schedule that's packed,
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  Speaker 3: so I don't have free time often, and I make
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  Speaker 3: it that way.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Well, of course, also, you still have your Netflix series, which,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, congratulations, picking up a second season. How's
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  Speaker 1: that going so far?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. We just finished filming, and we're editing it
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  Speaker 3: right now, and it should be coming out beginning of
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  Speaker 3: the year.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So what can people expect when they go to the
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  Speaker 1: permission to party tour at the Hilliard center?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is, um, this is in my opinion, my
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  Speaker 3: best hour. It's the one I've taken the longest with.
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  Speaker 3: Normally it's, I do it. I do an hour and
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  Speaker 3: then 18 months later, I'm doing another hour.
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  Speaker 2: So I turn them over pretty quickly.
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  Speaker 3: I think mostly because I've always written fast and this
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  Speaker 3: hour took me the longest to write. And I think
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  Speaker 3: it's because it's a little better and a little more
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  Speaker 3: honest and And, yeah, I still have a year to shoot,
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  Speaker 3: so I think it's going to be a monster. But
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  Speaker 3: right now, it's at, like, the perfect place to be
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  Speaker 3: touring because it's dialed in, it's solid, but there's still
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  Speaker 3: enough room to play where it's loose and you can
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  Speaker 3: see the.
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  Speaker 2: Improv in it.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to it. I mean, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: you've done so much recently. I was actually on your
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  Speaker 1: Facebook page just right now looking at a bunch of stuff. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: losing over 50 pounds just recently. How did you do that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Manjaro. I took the shot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I took it, too. Well, I was taking the Ozempic.
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  Speaker 1: But then, that's another story. I'll get into that some
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  Speaker 1: other time. Hey, and also, I saw recently you were
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  Speaker 1: talking about, and since we're getting close to it, we're
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  Speaker 1: only two weeks away. Tell me your thoughts about Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I... I love anything that's a celebration, but I
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  Speaker 3: feel like it's become too commercialized.
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  Speaker 2: Where too many people make money off of it.
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  Speaker 3: And I think we should go back to where we
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  Speaker 3: made our own costumes. They're the scariest costumes you can find.
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  Speaker 3: And those Halloween stores that pop up in September that
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  Speaker 3: are like mega stores, those are just landfills.
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  Speaker 2: We've got to get rid of those. No one needs those.
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  Speaker 3: Decorate your house organically make it look scary organically stop
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  Speaker 3: cutting the grass in september lead bugs so i mean
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  Speaker 3: like i think the scariest things are are real and
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  Speaker 3: i think we need to go back to that google
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  Speaker 3: uh halloween costumes from the 1800s and you will be terrified.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you know when you mentioned that on facebook
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  Speaker 1: i actually did go and they are horrifying it's crazy
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  Speaker 1: oh my god It gets crazy. Well, then I got
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  Speaker 1: to ask you about this. You know, the other day
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  Speaker 1: I went to Lowe's, and I'm just, this is just,
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  Speaker 1: it grinds my gears. I went to Lowe's because I
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  Speaker 1: went there to go get some Halloween stuff. They already
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  Speaker 1: have Christmas stuff out already.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's sacrilege. You can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's only October, and they're already talking about
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  Speaker 1: going Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Look, can I tell you how great, now that you,
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  Speaker 3: I just thought of this.
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  Speaker 2: One of the scariest.
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  Speaker 3: Halloween costumes in the world is painter overalls and a
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  Speaker 3: hockey mask.
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  Speaker 2: How creative was that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. Or when they
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  Speaker 1: made the movie Halloween, they just took William Shatner's mask
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  Speaker 1: and turned it inside out, and there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's crazy. They should not be put. Listen,
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  Speaker 3: I knew a girl one time who would start listening
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  Speaker 3: to Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Music in August.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, the one thing that kind of bothers me here,
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  Speaker 3: especially since I'm in South Texas, it's always like 90
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  Speaker 3: degrees and you start playing Christmas music and it's still
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  Speaker 3: like summer outside.
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  Speaker 1: It just doesn't feel like Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: You, you see what I, yeah, I grew up in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: I know that feeling.
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  Speaker 3: It's so different when you're like right now I'm in
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  Speaker 3: New York and all the leaves are changing.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, Oh yeah, it's that time of year.
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  Speaker 3: I can feel it. We were surfing on Christmas day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, also I noticed on, on one of your, uh,
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  Speaker 1: your podcast, I was watching just earlier today, dream seed.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me a little bit about that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so I have, I have a hard time going
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  Speaker 3: to sleep. I have to listen to podcasts, go to sleep,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't want a podcast that engages me. Like
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  Speaker 3: I want a podcast that kind of, kind of meanders.
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  Speaker 2: And gets me to sleep.
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  Speaker 3: So one of the guys in my office recorded one
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  Speaker 3: for me to do.
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  Speaker 2: On the road.
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  Speaker 3: And I passed out and I had the best dreams
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  Speaker 3: throughout the entire night. And the dreams were things he
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  Speaker 3: said in the podcast, you know how that can happen
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  Speaker 3: is if you hear things, you dream about them.
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  Speaker 2: And so I said, dude, do six of them.
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  Speaker 3: I'll put them on my podcast and, And hopefully people
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  Speaker 3: like them and they're awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And so people can actually go and they can find
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  Speaker 1: all these right now online on your website, right?
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  Speaker 3: Find them on my website, find them on my RSS feed,
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  Speaker 3: find them on YouTube and just go to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Just play it and go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. We're talking with the, the legend himself, Bert Kreischer,
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  Speaker 1: who's a, I'm looking forward to seeing at the permission
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  Speaker 1: to party tour happening, Selena auditorium in October 22nd, there's
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  Speaker 1: still limited number of tickets available. So make sure you
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  Speaker 1: get your tickets. I also, I know that you're a
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  Speaker 1: big wrestling fan. I am a huge wrestling fan too.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember you talking about on one of your
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  Speaker 1: podcasts about talking about back in the day, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the old school wrestling from back in the day, like
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  Speaker 1: you were talking about Wahoo McDaniel and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I was a big fan of world-class wrestling with
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  Speaker 1: the Von Eriks and the Missing Link and General Skandar Akbar.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Do you miss the smaller, like the old school wrestling,
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  Speaker 1: the way it is compared to it now with the
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  Speaker 1: fireworks in the stadiums instead of being more like in
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  Speaker 1: the sportatorium in Dallas? I miss those type of shows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I miss the energy of that Saturday morning,
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  Speaker 3: Saturday night wrestling that I saw as a kid. But
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  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, it's like, I've been to
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of WWE events, and the pyrotechnics and everything
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  Speaker 3: really add to it.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like.
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  Speaker 3: Old school punk music versus punk music now.
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  Speaker 2: Things change, and.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing's ever going to be as good as you remember.
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  Speaker 3: But Kerry Von Erich was a hero. He was a hero.
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  Speaker 3: When he came out.
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  Speaker 2: I would get so jazzed. as a kid, I mean, same.
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  Speaker 3: With Hulk though, you know, like I remember, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I lived, I lived through all the heyday of all
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  Speaker 3: of that, but there was nothing better than going and
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  Speaker 3: seeing it live in like the, the Tampa armory and
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  Speaker 3: seeing dusty roads and why McDaniels, you know, like those were,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel lucky in that I got to
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  Speaker 3: see those original punk bands doing it.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, I grew up with half of them.
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, shout out to Cody Rhodes, whose
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  Speaker 3: movie premieres this weekend, Street Fighter. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing that, man. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's how now also, you know, there's Cody,
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  Speaker 1: there's Roman. There's The Rock, of course, John Cena wrestling
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  Speaker 1: going into acting. And it looks like it's almost like
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  Speaker 1: a smooth transition to them because it's so cool. And
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  Speaker 1: the same thing goes with you because I saw online
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  Speaker 1: that you even did a dark match at one point,
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  Speaker 1: a wrestling match. So are you going to be maybe
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  Speaker 1: getting back in the ring sometime soon?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the second it happened, I told my wife, I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I think I found out what I want
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  Speaker 3: to do. And she was like, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: You're never to do that ever again. It was so fun.
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  Speaker 2: It was so fun.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm really looking forward. to seeing you coming over
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  Speaker 1: to the Hilliard Center. Of course, like I said, tickets
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  Speaker 1: are still available right now. You can get them at Ticketmaster.com,
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  Speaker 1: also at BurtBurtBurt.com. Don't forget, you can also check out
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  Speaker 1: a lot of the podcasts. There's also the Two Bears,
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  Speaker 1: One Cave Duo, the BurtCast. Your cooking show, I saw that.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was hilarious. You were doing your YouTube
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  Speaker 1: cooking show with, oh my gosh, I've gone blank, but
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  Speaker 1: it was a segment where you guys were talking about
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  Speaker 1: the Muppets. and and uh sesame street and how the
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  Speaker 1: guys all the brothers were sitting there doing all the
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  Speaker 1: impersonations and how jim henson was as literally a god.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah i got i got a something's burning in
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  Speaker 3: two hours with rachel ray so and i'm so i'm
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  Speaker 3: excited about that one rachel ray and then mark norman
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  Speaker 3: chris di stefano yeah i do them on the road
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  Speaker 3: when i'm on the road in like new york i
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  Speaker 3: get people who I couldn't normally get in LA. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like I said, I'm looking forward to seeing you
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  Speaker 1: permission to party tour, Selena auditorium, October 22nd. You can
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  Speaker 1: get your tickets now. Uh, you know, is there any
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  Speaker 1: last words you might want to pass on to your fans?
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  Speaker 2: No. Go to a cardiologist. Make sure you're healthy before
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  Speaker 2: you come to my tour.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I'm looking forward to it. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to it to myself, man. I'm ready to laugh, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to seeing you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I appreciate you taking the time to talk to
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  Speaker 1: us and hope to see you soon, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome, brother. Thank you so much.