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Dunkin’ the Pumpkin · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 4: Superstar.
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  Speaker 2: Just that easy. How is everyone's Thursday? Thursday. Na-na-na. So good, huh? Dude,
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  Speaker 2: I'm having an awful hair day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Why is that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what's going on. You
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  Speaker 2: look like a baby bird. Holy ass, dude. I just
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  Speaker 2: looked over. Oh, he's got to be the milk. What is.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen those visors that they make that
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  Speaker 2: they sew a wig into? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what that looks like without the visor. What
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  Speaker 2: is wrong? Buddy, listen. I don't want to talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's out of my control. This is what Alley Pop
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  Speaker 2: does to you, Jim.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's Olipop. By the way, I did not have the
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  Speaker 2: Olipop sensation yet. Well, that's what happens when you only
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  Speaker 2: drink a third of it. You know what? It's like
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  Speaker 2: a stomach. It was terrible. Well, Jack, I look forward
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  Speaker 2: to your poop review. Okay, nice. Wow, I am very
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  Speaker 2: happy I missed. Ross, when is the last time that
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  Speaker 2: you washed your hair? Are you pheromone maxing?
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  Speaker 9: Man, I'm not even proud of it. It's not good.
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  Speaker 9: The honest answer is it's been a while for a shower, brother.
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  Speaker 2: What's a while? A couple days. I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you. Indefinite. Suspended. Enjoy your room. You honestly
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  Speaker 2: have not taken a shower in more than one day?
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  Speaker 2: More than one day? In Florida in basically the summer?
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  Speaker 2: More than one day easily. Why is your hair? More
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  Speaker 2: than three days? Because it's the grease that builds up.
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  Speaker 2: It has hold in it. Oh, my God, buddy. It
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  Speaker 2: holds it up like that. Whatever's in your hair right now,
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  Speaker 2: you can sell to women. A thousand bucks a gallon
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  Speaker 2: for whatever's holding your hair up right now.
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  Speaker 4: No, because what that looks like is I have a
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  Speaker 4: toddler at home and I've completely lost touch with reality.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, that is... That's where I'm at right now, bro. Buddy, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I adore you, but.
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  Speaker 2: Can we start over?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you the sad part. I'd take it right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'd take that. That hair?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'd take it. I'd wear it like that for a
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  Speaker 2: year straight if I could have it back. It is
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  Speaker 2: not looking good.
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  Speaker 2: Text us, 77031. So, guys, yesterday we had the great–
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  Speaker 2: you didn't get to see this yesterday. You weren't part
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  Speaker 2: of this, unfortunately. You were home taking care. of some
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  Speaker 2: family business, but one of the big topics yesterday is
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  Speaker 2: something that I think most Americans have really worried themselves
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  Speaker 2: when you use half a soda, you drink half a soda,
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  Speaker 2: the show yesterday. The science is inconclusive. We had science teachers.
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  Speaker 2: We had NASA physicists. We had people calling that were
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  Speaker 2: with Coca-Cola. Wow. They called this show?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. They were listening somewhere else, apparently. And they
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  Speaker 2: heard a rumor. There was somebody stupid on the air,
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  Speaker 2: so they had to correct us. But it was really–
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  Speaker 2: would you guys agree that that was not supposed to
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  Speaker 2: last that long? No. That was not. It was just
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  Speaker 2: a passing comment. Maybe a couple minutes.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I have another. I want to ask you this question.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 2: All right. And again, I don't look this stuff up
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  Speaker 2: because I'm sure the answer is out there, but I
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  Speaker 2: think this one is a little more subjective and maybe
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  Speaker 2: doesn't actually have a rule that applies to it. When
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  Speaker 2: you guys are typing anything and that anything includes a
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  Speaker 2: dollar amount.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you type it like this? Let's say the sentence is,
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  Speaker 2: I owe Ross $ 200. Mark that.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So are you talking about do we write it like
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  Speaker 4: you used to write it on a check where you
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  Speaker 4: would write the numbers and then you'd have to write
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  Speaker 4: out the word?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just writing this as a sentence. Let's say it's
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  Speaker 2: part of a paragraph in a story I'm writing. $ 200. Right.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I go, I owe Ross $ 200. 00.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 10: Whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And then do you write the word dollar afterwards?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: Because you've done that with the- It's implied with the
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  Speaker 4: dollar sign. The dollar sign.
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  Speaker 7: I disagree.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree. Well, you're wrong. You're doubling up on dollar.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but I think that's just a symbol.
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  Speaker 7: $ 200 dollar.
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  Speaker 2: So in other words, if I write $ 200 and I
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  Speaker 2: don't use the dollar sign, that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Then you need to use the word dollar because 200
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  Speaker 4: is not being designated. It's like using the ampersand, right,
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  Speaker 4: the little squiggly thing for the word and, and then
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  Speaker 4: still adding the word and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're doing dollar, dollar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they say– So in other words, you have
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  Speaker 4: so many dollars that you just double up on all
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  Speaker 4: your dollars.
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  Speaker 2: But every time I write the number, like I write
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  Speaker 2: the 200, I always write the word dollar after it
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  Speaker 2: even though I know the symbol represents that word. And
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  Speaker 2: it looks weird when you don't. So that means you
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  Speaker 2: double it up and you owe Ross $ 400. Oh, there
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  Speaker 2: you go. Mark that. For that hair, you may need $ 400. Ross,
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  Speaker 2: is that how you do it? Do you write the
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  Speaker 2: dollar sign and then the word, or the dollar sign
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  Speaker 2: is that's it? It's just dollar sign. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: You always start it off with that dollar sign. Then, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I don't know what you are going on about. Well,
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  Speaker 9: I'm doing it the wrong way, apparently. I put the
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  Speaker 9: dollar sign, and then I still write the word dollar afterwards.
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  Speaker 9: And now I feel dumb. Because it's a dollar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this one is well warranted.
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  Speaker 9: And I want to give you some benefit of the doubt,
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  Speaker 9: but it's called a dollar sign.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So somebody just texted in, if you
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  Speaker 2: were a doctor, I would write D-R period, Ross Padgett.
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  Speaker 2: At the end, do I write M-D? No. You don't?
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  Speaker 4: Well, now that could be different because doctor could be
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  Speaker 4: somebody who has done their PhD work, right?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So think of Dr. Daisy Fiore over at the Audubon
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  Speaker 4: Center for Birds of Prey. She's not a medical doctor,
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  Speaker 4: but she is a PhD doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: She's a doctorate of education.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So she's, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But I could see MD because that would actually signify
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  Speaker 4: that you're a medical doctor.
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  Speaker 2: You're providing new information. Exactly. You're not being redundant like
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  Speaker 2: dollar sign dollar. Yeah, redundant.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Redundant. Redundant. I didn't even know MD stood for that. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Does it stand for medical doctor? Is that what it
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  Speaker 2: stands for? I don't know that that's what it stands for.
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  Speaker 2: Medical doctorate? Yeah, I don't know. I thought it stood
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  Speaker 2: for Maryland. I think it stands for more dinosaurs. More money,
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  Speaker 2: more dough. It is doctor of medicine. MD stands for
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  Speaker 2: doctor of medicine.
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  Speaker 4: It means the physician practices allopathic medicine. which is conventional
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  Speaker 4: or mainstream health care.
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  Speaker 2: Then what does DO stand for? That would be doctor
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  Speaker 2: of osteopathy. Ooh. Plastic surgery?
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  Speaker 4: That would still be MD as well because you're still
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  Speaker 4: practicing medicine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're practicing medicine for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Now, your other board certifications may go after your name
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  Speaker 4: so that they know that you're– And do.
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  Speaker 2: You write PhD if you do have a doctorate rather than–
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  Speaker 2: Or you always have to write PhD? I don't believe so.
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 2: I think it would be up to the individual signer.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to. If you want people believing you're
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  Speaker 2: a medical doctor, you leave the PhD off. Right. Is
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  Speaker 2: that what it is? You automatically assume it's a medical doctor.
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I would think. I would think that's
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  Speaker 2: the reason I believe the MD is important is because
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  Speaker 2: if I say doctor so-and-so, you could be a doctor
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  Speaker 2: of a number of things. You could be a doctor
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  Speaker 2: of education. You could be a doctor, and you're not
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  Speaker 2: necessarily a medical doctor, but 99% of the people are
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  Speaker 2: going to think that if you put doctor in front
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  Speaker 2: of your name, you're a medical doctor.
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  Speaker 7: Right. Guilty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, guilty.
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
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  Speaker 2: I trusted a couple of guys that I regret. Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: For what? For what kind of service? Can we start over? No.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: 77031.
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  Speaker 2: And then one other thing, I was going to actually
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  Speaker 2: wait to offer this for what you do that's new,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't know. I mean, Ross, you probably already
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  Speaker 2: know about this. I don't know if you guys know
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  Speaker 2: about it. Have you seen this Dr. Z show? Do
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  Speaker 2: you know about Dr. Z? No. It's an old comic
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  Speaker 2: named Dana Gould, and he dresses up like an ape.
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And he does interviews. Yes. Where'd that come from?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. This thing has been on
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  Speaker 2: my algorithm for a while, and it's like a regular
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  Speaker 2: talk show, but it's this Dana Gould, and he's dressed
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  Speaker 2: up like one of the Planet of the Apes apes.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: And he does celebrity interviews. And the celebrities are big-time celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like, you know, Nick Swardson, not taking shots
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  Speaker 2: at Nick Swardson. But, you know, it's real-deal celebrities. And
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  Speaker 2: it is unbelievably funny if you haven't checked it out yet.
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  Speaker 2: Just because you said not taking shots at Nick Swardson
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean you didn't throw a shot at Nick Swardson there.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: And then also throwing this out here, yeah, Hanging with Dr. Z. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Hanging with Dr. Z.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Have you checked out any episodes yet? Yes. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 2: it's funny AF. Yeah, it's great. It is super funny.
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying to watch more stuff, man. There's just not
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  Speaker 9: enough time anymore. There's not even enough time to shower.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently. something else, man. I saw this today. Did you
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  Speaker 2: guys see that? I think it is. Has Sundance already happened?
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you. Yeah. I know Sundance happens every year, but,
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  Speaker 2: and you always see that it says, you know, Sundance
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  Speaker 2: award winner or whatever, but there is apparently a documentary
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  Speaker 2: coming out about it, about central Florida, a certain thing
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  Speaker 2: in central Florida that, And it has like the Sundance
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  Speaker 2: logo as if it was premiering there or if it
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  Speaker 2: did something there or whatever. I know that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: a big thing for like indie films. What do you
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  Speaker 2: think it's the documentaries on?
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  Speaker 4: Well, we know there's one about people living in motels
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  Speaker 4: in the shadow of the theme park.
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  Speaker 2: That's like Florida land or something. Isn't that what that is?
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  Speaker 2: Is this Florida Man? The Florida Project. Yeah, the Florida Project.
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  Speaker 2: Florida Project. Yeah, exactly. This is a different one focusing
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  Speaker 2: on a certain area of Central Florida. Certain area.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think 2026 is over because they're already promoting 2027. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: are they really?
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  Speaker 7: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I'm going to say Beth Lowe.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: What would get a lot of attention nationwide that would
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  Speaker 2: be worthy of a documentary?
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  Speaker 7: Gators.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Kissimmee. Okay, they're doing a full-length documentary film on
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  Speaker 2: the villages. And bro, the trailer is crazy. Yeah, they should.
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  Speaker 2: Because they talk about it being like a, they're basically
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  Speaker 2: talking about how it's pitched as opposed to, what you
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  Speaker 2: get when you get there, you know, because it is
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  Speaker 2: like that kind of whole thing. Like it's almost like,
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  Speaker 2: not like a, uh, not like a timeshare, but kind
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  Speaker 2: of like that, you know, come here. It's golf all
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  Speaker 2: the time. It's pickleball. It's, you know, it's this class,
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  Speaker 2: this is going to live every night.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And then people that move in there expecting this kind
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  Speaker 2: of like permanent cruise, like vacation lifestyle. And the, and
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  Speaker 2: it's about what really happens when you move in. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're of a certain political ilk, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Life's going to be real good for you.
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  Speaker 9: I think that I already know I don't like this
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  Speaker 9: documentary if that's the narrative, because sure, that is one
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  Speaker 9: side of it. I'm not saying that the villages are perfect,
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  Speaker 9: but I feel odd to say this, but I'm 37.
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  Speaker 2: I think the villages have cracked the code.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, buddy.
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  Speaker 9: I have nothing but great things to say what they
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  Speaker 9: have built out there.
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  Speaker 2: I wormholed the villages about two months ago, and I
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  Speaker 2: think it was because Jack's wife was singing out there,
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  Speaker 2: and he was telling me stories. He goes, look, man,
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  Speaker 2: when you go out there, it's a blast. There's always
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  Speaker 2: a crowd. They're always very energetic. They have live entertainment
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  Speaker 2: every night of the week at multiple different squares, like
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  Speaker 2: four or five squares, town centers, where they have live
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  Speaker 2: entertainment every night. And I was like, let's go look
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  Speaker 2: at it. And I was wormholing it. I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 2: the more you look at it and the more you
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  Speaker 2: read about the reviews and stuff, it seems like. It
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  Speaker 2: seems like something you'd want to go test drive for. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: can I go and stay for a week and just
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  Speaker 2: kind of get the vibe of what it's like? But
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  Speaker 2: it looks pretty fun to me. It looks like people, like,
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  Speaker 2: they're empty nesters living their best life. The kids are done.
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  Speaker 2: Now let's go have some fun.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's some drama out there, though. A guy passed away
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  Speaker 2: and left his daughter, his home, as a... You know,
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  Speaker 2: you bequeath the home. And now the homeowners association said, no,
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  Speaker 2: you got to go, dude. You're not old enough to
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  Speaker 2: live here, even though you did get that as a will.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you get bequeathed this property. You don't you
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  Speaker 2: don't meet the requirements. You got to get out. She
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  Speaker 2: should rent it. Yeah, maybe so. Can you do that there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, they do have their own
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  Speaker 2: like their own bylaws, whatever. You have to pay a fee. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I know that money goes to pay for the
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  Speaker 2: things like the entertainment and some of the extra things.
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  Speaker 2: They have clubs. They have a woodworking club. They have
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  Speaker 2: clubs for everything that are included that you can take
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  Speaker 2: part in.
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  Speaker 9: And I also told you guys this before, but I'll
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  Speaker 9: say it again for the people in the back.
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  Speaker 2: You want to get a little weird in the villages?
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  Speaker 2: City fire. City fire. 10.30 p.m.
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  Speaker 9: With the time difference, that's like 2 in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They'd be ripping and roaring over
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  Speaker 2: at city fire. On villages time, that's like 2.30 a.m.? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's club time? That's where things be.
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  Speaker 7: All right, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's where it happens. So everything happens before Fallon.
• 14:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: All right, very good. By the way, it looks like
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: the Sundance Festival happens in late January. All right, very nice.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: All right, so maybe it's something coming up for that.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031. Deb, got some news?
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Labor Day weekend travel has started. A mosquito
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: explosion is fueling a dengue fever spike, and finally, an
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: advantage for people with ADHD. We'll talk about that and
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: more coming up next during JCS News.
• 14:29
  Speaker 7: You got it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Let's take a little break. We'll come back and do
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Deb's news and get more of the Jim Colbert Show.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Stay put. Ross, how can you say you haven't showered, man?
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Do you sleep with your wife?
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Can she bear that odor that might be coming out
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: of your body?
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. Jim, can you have a conversation
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: with this guy? I've tried, buddy. He's a great guy,
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: but come on, man. Smell me.
• 14:51
  Speaker 8: Smell me right now.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Those clips are already online. Did you see that today? Jim, remember,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: there are many still shots of you sniffing Jack and
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: myself today. Like I said, glad I wasn't here.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: It got real weird yesterday. I'm going to be dead
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: honest with you. It got real weird. I had to
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: smell you yesterday, and you haven't showered since then. I
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: am not smelling you again. Yeah, I didn't get close
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: to you today when you came in either. I was
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: just drinking bourbon. Here's the thing. I know how to
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: mask it. Hold me back.
• 15:14
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031. If you don't leave
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: a talkback, you can do it. It's easy. Grab the
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app. Go straight to Real Radio and use that
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: mic that you see there to send your comment over
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: to Jack. Make sure it's clear, man, because if you
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: send one over and it doesn't sound good, we can't
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: put it on the air. Hey, Jerry, just calling back. Yeah, yeah.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Can't use that at all. All right, let's get some news.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Here's that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Wow, has this.
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: Guy got to put his name on everything?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: It's in my contract, dude.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on The Jim Colbert Show.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: And JCS News is brought to you by that mortgage guy, Don.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: As I like to say, there's always a connection to Florida,
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: and this next story proves it. A feminist icon, Gloria Steinem,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: who passed away at 92, shared deep historical ties with
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: South Florida. As a child, she spent her winters traveling
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: through the Sunshine State with her family, and decades later,
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: in 1972, Steina made national history at the Miami Beach
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Convention Center. There, she served as a key political strategist,
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: leading the fight to secure women's right on the National
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Party platform. Her representatives are asking fans to light a
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: candle in her honor and for donations to be made
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: to her charity, Gloria's Foundations.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: All right, gentlemen and ladies, start your engines.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Gas prices are expected to break records this Labor Day weekend.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: AAA reports the average nationwide price for a gallon of
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: regular grade fuel is $ 4.
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: 14.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Is it really? I got a good guess today. Well,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: now that's national.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: All right, and that's about a dollar more than this
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: time last year. In Orlando, the current price is $ 3.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: 97.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Okay. And for those driving to their holiday destinations, the
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: biggest travel rush will be this evening. And during the
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: day tomorrow, airports will also be extremely busy with the
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: TSA expecting to screen more than 17 million people between
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: today and Wednesday. According to AAA, the most popular destinations
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: this year include Seattle, Orlando, Boston, Denver, and New York City.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Alaska cruises and national park vacations have also seen strong
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: demand this year. So I don't know when that's going
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: to stop having strong demand.
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: Right, right, right.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Doesn't seem like any time soon.
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: No.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: The tropics are quiet as we approach the peak of
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: hurricane season. You notice it's making local weather people a
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: little squirrely?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're like, I'm not liking this.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: The National Hurricane Center says no tropical cyclone development is
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: expected over the next seven days for Orlando. The biggest
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: concern today is the heat and humidity. Temperatures near 91 degrees.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Heat index 95. Reaching around 102, although it has been
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: cloudy and rainy most of the day today.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Still a humid AF. Oh, my gosh. So humid.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is, along with a good chance once again
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: of afternoon thunderstorms. Hurricane season typically peaks around September 10th.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Don't forget, though, it doesn't wrap up until November 30th.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: So right now it's 86 with a feels like of 97.
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Not bad at all. Jack just looked at me like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: are you crazy?
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Does the humidity make your hair frizz? Yes, it does.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: You can see it on camera. I was talking to Jim.
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: Oh, you mother.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I thought you were talking to me because my hair
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: is all over the place. It's so hot, my dogs
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: don't want to go out and use the bathroom. Oh, wow. Yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: they don't. They just get to the door and they're like, no,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: we'll just do this inside. You can clean it up.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: You can look for it later.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Speaking of humidity, a heads up, if you do have
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: outdoor plans for the Labor Day weekend in Florida, Chris
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Fisher with the National Weather Service in Miami says weather
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: will remain unsettled through the weekend, bringing much-needed rainfall.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Lightning each day and also the heat will continue to
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: be a concern, although the rainfall in the afternoon will
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: certainly help. More than likely prevent us from having any
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: type of heat hazards.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Which will be nice because we had record-breaking heat and
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: heat indices and heat alerts. Afternoon storms will help improve
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: drought conditions. And while rip current risks are low for
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: the holiday weekend at our beaches, there is a high
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: lightning risk associated with afternoon storms. And to that end,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: two people are hospitalized. After they were possibly struck by
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: lightning in Winter Garden, it happened near the West Orange
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Trail yesterday evening. Winter Garden Fire Rescue says a man
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: and a woman were taken to Orlando Regional as trauma
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: alerts in critical condition. Their conditions right now are unknown.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: But again, that afternoon walk. You know, we take it
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: for granted. They always say when you hear it, you know,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: when thunder roars, head indoors.
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: How many Floridians do you know that head inside as
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: soon as they hear thunder?
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: No, no, no.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: It's got to hit within 100 feet of you if
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: you're in Florida before you even think about it. I
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: guess I should go inside. It was walking with the
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: umbrella and got popped and just got up and walked
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: away from it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: No.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. There's a video out there of a guy
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: just recently, just a couple days ago, was walking with
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: this orange-colored umbrella. twice and he just next thing you
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: know he got up and was walking the other way
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: i don't either doesn't remember anything he does not.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Well the other thing that comes with a lot of
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: rainfall of course is a lot of mosquitoes and florida
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: is experiencing a sharp surge in cases of dengue fever
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: due to that hot subtropical environment and international travel patterns
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: FIU infectious diseases expert Dr. Eileen Marty says there's two
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: types of mosquitoes that transmit dengue in Florida, but the
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: good news is they're easy to spot.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: Fairly easy to recognize because they have black and white legs.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: That's sort of the easiest way to think about that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: Don't let mosquitoes with black and white legs bite you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Those are the ones you'll most likely see land on
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: you at night. They look like they're wearing like.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: A duck or seuss. Almost.
• 20:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: You'll see like the black and white stripes on their legs.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Really wild.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: And then Florida has more than 40 locally acquired dengue
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: fever fever cases this year. Seven cases in Miami-Dade County,
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: while Orange County just reported its first infection Wednesday.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: And Dr.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Marty says female mosquitoes can spread dengue in multiple ways.
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: A female mosquito that's infected is going to lay eggs
• 21:10
  Speaker 11: that are infected as well. And it can also have
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: relations with a male mosquito and infect the male mosquito
• 21:16
  Speaker 11: that in turn can infect other female mosquitoes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask. These mosquito hoes need to chill. I
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: should have asked Jack to play the music.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Surrounding counties like Lake, Polk, Brevard, and Seminole have reported
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: travel-associated cases of the mosquito-borne illness. The difference with the
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: one in Orange County that was reported yesterday is that
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: it's locally acquired.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Wow. That's the difference.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: So that means mosquitoes here are infected.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Not just bringing it from overseas.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Symptoms include a high fever, severe headache, and pain behind
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: the eyes. intense muscle or bone pain, nausea, and skin rash.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Is there a cure for it or like a vaccine
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: for that or whatever?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: I don't believe there's a vaccine, but I do believe
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: there is a treatment plan.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: But I know our texters will let us know at 77031.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: And in the.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Meantime, that's not all.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Health officials in Central Florida are also warning folks about
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: a local case of West Nile virus.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: God damn.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Sentinel chickens in Brevard County tested positive for West Nile,
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: prompting a local health advisory.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: County officials are working.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: on surveillance and prevention efforts to help stop the virus
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: from spreading, including mosquito monitoring and targeted treatments. That means
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: you might see the mosquito spraying trucks rolling out in
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: your neighborhood in the next coming weeks or so.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Just stand right behind it. Get good and coded. All right,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: speaking of– Oh, yeah, but without them, more dengue fever?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: More dengue fever. We only hear about those things during
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: like wartime. That's the only time I've ever heard about
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: either one of these is like during Vietnam. Everybody worried
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: about getting yellow fever, dengue fever, and West Nile virus.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I don't hear about this any time. I thought that
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: was just like they released those during wars.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: These sound like things that should be only on the content– Continent.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Of Africa. There you go.
• 22:59
  Speaker 11: Jack?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the West Nile and also the gangue fever. You
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: should have to travel for these diseases. In some cases, normally.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Wait.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Good, man. You normally do. Yeah, yeah. All right.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Speaking of chickens, millions of free eggs are available around
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: the state. Florida Attorney General James Uthmeyer announced yesterday over
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: 5.5 million grade A eggs.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Are being sent to feeding Florida's nine food banks as
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: part of a nationwide settlement. Florida was one of 17
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: states that joined the Justice Department in suing a market
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: reporter and some egg producers for price manipulation. As part
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: of the settlement, egg producers donated over 50 million eggs
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: to the states and paid them over $ 3 million combined.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Florida is getting close to $ 350, 000. Wow, I'm surprised that.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Didn't end up in, like, Hope Florida's scrambled egg breakfast. Yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: you never know. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, there's some that
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: went there that's for their donor list? Yeah, yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Some Orange County residents will soon have to pay more
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: for their utilities. The Apopka City Commission yesterday approved raising water, wastewater,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: reclaimed water, and sanitation rates.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Someone's got to pay, Trooper Steve. The new rates will.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Be between 6% and 6.5% higher. The changes will take
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: effect October 1st, and they'll remain in effect until 2029.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Mayor Nick Nesta says the increase is needed to address
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: problems with water quality and water pressure, but he also
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: tells Spectrum News 13 he's not immune to what residents
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: are paying, and he'll try to find as many efficiencies
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: as possible to to try to bring the rates back down,
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: not with that salary or not.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Leave it to Jack to focus the entire hate of
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: a county or an entire city on a one human
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: being when he probably had nothing to do with it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Trooper Steve had nothing to do with it. Very irresponsible.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: The mayor kind of inherited a bunch when he took
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: over that he's got to sort out. And being a
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: resident of Winter Springs, I'm way too familiar with rising
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: water costs to fix problems of the past. Two words, Jack.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Handsome's expensive.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: All right, Byron Donald supports removing flock cameras. The congressman
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: and Republican nominee for governor, right? Addressed voters in Palm
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Beach County yesterday. FDOT has called for all flock cameras
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: on state roads to be taken down.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: And hey, Donald's agrees. The privacy of our people is
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: not up for debate.
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: We want to empower law enforcement to have the tools
• 25:28
  Speaker 10: that they need.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: But when you see some of these abuses, you've got
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: to pull the plug.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Donald's also thanked Governor Ron DeSantis for his endorsement this
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: week and said it'll help unify the party heading into November.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Not making any friends on the other side of the
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: aisle where a Florida sheriff is pushing back against efforts
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: to ban flock cameras and other automated license plate readers.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri says the cameras track license plates,
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: not people.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: There's no continuous photographing, no continuous recording, no continuous surveillance.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Why do people keep saying that? I mean, because if
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: you have my license plate. Yeah, I'm associated with that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: If anybody should know.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Well, Gualtieri says he supports regulation and written policies to
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: limit access to criminal investigations as well as prohibitions on
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: using cameras to track protests.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Protests, that's constitutionally guaranteed. I mean, come on now, people.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: But he says license plate readers have helped him bring
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: down crime by almost two-thirds in the past decade, and
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: removing them amounts to, quote, these are his words, detooling
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: the police, end quote. Florida, again, has ordered the removal
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: of flat cameras on state highways within 30 days.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this may be wind up being temporary,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: because I do believe that they'll probably work on some
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: kind of stopgap measures to make sure that they're safe,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: that they'll recertify or refortify the ability to get into them.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: They'll have a better checks and balances system for logging
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: into the system. But I don't think you've seen the
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: last of Flock cameras or this type of surveillance technology.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: There's other companies that do it as well, but Flock
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: was not in favor of having it be warrant-based searches.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: And that would actually protect it, where you actually have
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: to show cause before you investigate and... And investigate. And
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: the problem, though, it still gathers the information.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: But at least now you have to have a code
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: to access the information. Because before, you could have a
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: cop in California who maybe just was bored, want to
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: log into the flock camera system here in Miami or
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: in Orlando. Next thing you know, he's looking up information
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: on folks that aren't even part of his community that
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: he's policing.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: And they can make them so they're local only and
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: they're not part of the national database.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: These are all– fail-safes that should have been put in
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: place by Flock before this, then there wouldn't be this
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: kind of uproar.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Correct. And it just opens up so many discussions.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: And by the way, Jim, I think it will come back,
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: but the same exact thing, just with.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: A different name. A different name, yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: We got to focus group it. They don't like the
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: word Flock. We went from vegan. Now it's called plant based.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we used to be. We obviously know everything
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: is an acronym for the news. And then we just
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: got flogged with that. It was like, fine, fine.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: It's now called the friendly eye system. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Your friendly eye in the sky. The bad guy catcher.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: A more than 50 year old murder mystery out of
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: the Florida Keys is solved thanks to DNA. The Monroe
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: County Sheriff's Office says David Snyder beat and shot Maggie
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: and Mary Jenkins after the 18-year-old and 16-year-old from New
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Jersey came to Key West for vacation back in 1973.
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Their bodies were found in some woods off US 1.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Snyder died in 2008, but a blood sample recovered in
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: 2018 was tested. And Tess led detectives to Snyder.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Do you think that gives the family any peace at
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: all that they found the person who did this, but
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: now there's no way for justice because the person's already dead?
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I guess any time you have answers where before there
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: was nothing but mystery is at least something.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Some closure? Something. It doesn't hurt. I would agree with that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: It can't hurt. I don't think there ever is closure.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I think there just comes to be enough time that
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: you're able to move through life, but you can't lose
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: two young people like that and ever call it closed.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: All right, something I thought of, Jimmy, for you and I.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I don't believe Jack or Ross are from ADHD. Don't
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: you look at me like that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I was excited for a minute. Well, ADHD comes with challenges, right?
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  Speaker 7: Am I right? Am I right?
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  Speaker 4: New research shows those who have it may have an
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  Speaker 4: advantage when it comes to creativity.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: New research from Constructor University points out that some ways
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: a person with ADHD possesses thoughts may also help with
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: creative thinking in productive ways. So researchers say ideas moving
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: in unexpected directions in the brain, which let me tell you,
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: So much fun.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Such a good time. It's a hoot. Oh, yeah.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Can contribute to creativity, but similar patterns are also associated
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: with distraction and struggling to focus, which are seen as
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: quote-unquote disabilities.
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: So researchers say there's still not a full understanding between
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: creativity and attention, but at least it's an advantage for
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: those who have ADHD.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I can sum mine up for you. This is mine.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: This is how I manifest this. Yeah, sure. I can
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: have that creative thing you need for your project. Three
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: seconds before your project is due. That's when I can
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: have that to you. I will hand it to you
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: with one minute left. It'll be perfect and you'll love it,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: but you are going to have no time to enjoy
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: it because it's going to be right at the last minute.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Speaking of enjoying it, you've always talked about doing the
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Appalachian Trail, right?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, here's your motivation.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: A 91-year-old man has become the oldest hiker to complete
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: the Appalachian Trail. Dale Graybeard Sanders finished the nearly 2,200-mile
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: trail that runs between Springer Mountain in Georgia and Mount
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Catahadden in Maine.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Sanders hiked the trail in sections with breaks in between
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  Speaker 4: before finishing atop the mountain in Maine. I'm not going
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: to draw that again. He previously held the record at
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: 82 years old.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Damn, really? And reclaimed it after another hiker broke his
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: record in 2021. What an ass. Who breaks this record?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Nobody's doing it. Do you give it the same value
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: if you walk 100 miles and then go home for
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: the weekend, come back and start in the same spot,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: walk 100 miles? go home for the weekend, come back
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: and start in the same spot, as opposed to kind
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: of living on the trail until it's done. It's a
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: little different, right? That's very different. Yeah, I think so, too.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: One of them comes with a damn bathtub. Exactly, and toilet. Exactly.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: And that concludes your JCS News.
• 31:41
  Speaker 12: A toilet?
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: 407-916-1041, Texas, 77031. Please stop.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Bloop, bloop, bloop.
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  Speaker 1: Holly pop, pop, pop.
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  Speaker 2: Back in a sec.
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  Speaker 13: Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. So
• 32:09
  Speaker 13: you're talking about the dollar sign, dollar sign. Back when
• 32:12
  Speaker 13: I used to be in banking a long time ago,
• 32:15
  Speaker 13: we would actually write out checks and documents with the
• 32:18
  Speaker 13: dollar sign, $ 200, the word dollars, and then write only
• 32:23
  Speaker 13: after it. XS slash over 100. So, yeah, technically you
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  Speaker 13: can do that. It's just kind of a lawyer way
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  Speaker 13: to write it.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks.
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  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 32:34
  Speaker 14: Jim owes Ross $ 200, and he's going to go to
• 32:39
  Speaker 14: the automatic teller machine machine to get it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, also two.
• 32:52
  Speaker 12: 407-916-1041.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Text us, 77031. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Jack.
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: And Ross as well. It's true. The 444th season of
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars has been announced. Because it seems
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: like they have a new season like every other day
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: of Dancing with the Stars. And have you seen any
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: of the list of the stars out there, guys? No.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I say stars.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: Stars. Stars.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Is this going back to season one where– Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I think– let me give you an example. What would
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: be like– what would be a lowly star? Like what
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: would be a star where you would think to yourself, OK,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: that's not a star. I mean it should be dancing with–
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Scott Baio. Oh, I think Scott Baio is like– Got
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: some Hollywood juice. A little bit, yeah. I think he's
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: done it. I think he has, too. I'll give you
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: an example. Well, it's not your A-listers, right? At best,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: it's B and C, but I think now they're in
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: that D pool. Yeah, at one point, they always have
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: a couple that are right there on the edge, like
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Julia Stiles. At one point was like, you know, not
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: a movie star by any means, but she was in
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: some pretty big movies, right?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:01
  Speaker 10: Movie star.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. She was in the Bourne series. She's one
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: of those. She's done a lot of stuff. She was
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: in that movie about the young kids getting addicted to heroin.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I think she was in 10 Things I Hate About You.
• 34:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: She was in that as well. Jenna Dwan is on
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: the show this year. I think you know her from
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: the 2006 film Step Up. The American Horror Story Supergirl,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: The Mindy Project. So she's been out there as well. Okay.
• 34:29
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Tatiana Ali, which is, I guess, Muhammad Ali's daughter. Is
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: that right? I guess we're going to have to assume that.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: She was Ashley Banks on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: There you go. There you go. Obviously. She's also been
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: on part of Abbott Elementary, which I've not seen any of.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Taylor Hansen. Hanson. The band. The brothers.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: It's one of the M-Bot brothers. Exactly right. Yeah, that's
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: exactly who it is. They just smashed into each other,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: and now they're just one?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: It's just one of them. Right. Ezra French. Have you
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: heard of Ezra French?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Paralympic gold medalist. Excellent. I'm invested. He's got one of
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: the Ostra Pistorius blades on his left leg. Let's see.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Amber Glynn. Sounds familiar.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: It's got to be hard to give notes like dancing
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: to someone who's got a blade for a leg.
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: Even if they're doing great. Can you imagine confronting them
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: and be like, actually, it's this way?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. It's hard to do that, right?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: You better be socially confident walking into that tutelage. And
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I think this is unfair, though, but Amber Glynn is
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: an Olympic ice skater, and I think those people have
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: a marketed advantage there. Over the rest of the crew, right?
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you're a professional skater. You're an athlete. Yeah, yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Connor Wood. I don't know. He's, I guess, a social
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: media guy named Fibula. All right. This is where we're
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: getting into the weeds, guys. Wow.
• 35:54
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Sarah Jane Nader. I do not. She was on Dancing
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: with the Stars before. I guess her sister is part
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: of it. Tyler Cameron. You heard of that guy? T-Cam?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I have not. He was in The Bachelorette. Giada De Laurentiis.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: There's a TV star. Everybody knows Giada, right? Yeah. Giada, right? Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: From the food channels? She's cute. Yeah, she's cute. She
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: allegedly had an affair with Bobby Flay. Are you smelling yourself, Jack? No,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I'm wiping the tears from my eyes. Giada's good. Harry Shum.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know who Harry Shum is.
• 36:29
  Speaker 12: Come on.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Glee. He's a Glee, I guess. Okay.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Very good. Connor Levin. Here's the one. Guillermo Rodriguez. There
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: we go. That's probably the biggest star on that list.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Of course, he's Jimmy Kimmel's former sidekick. Got it. Current sidekick.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Is it his current sidekick? Yeah, he's still on the show.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Mara Huggins, or Higgins, my apologies. She is a television
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: personality and rising icon star style icon.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: As soon as you have to say rising, whatever, it's like, Hey,
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: fluffing up that resume.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: And she assisted back in PI and many missions.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: She was, she was a part of the traders, a
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: show called the traders, uh, Clara Miller, uh, best known
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: for summer house. Don't know who that is. Jackson Olson. Olson.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I'll give you, this is now, this is when you know,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: you've hit the barrel. What do you think Jackson Olson
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: does for a living? Influencer. He's an athlete. Oh. Pickleball. No.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: He's a part of a very special athletic group. Cornhole.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: Darts.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: This is when you know that the Dancing with the
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Stars could be on some fumes. Oh, curling.
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: E-gamer.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: He's a Savannah banana. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, he's a
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Savannah banana. He's a star of the Savannah bananas. Jackson
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Olsen is going to be on... dancing with the stars
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: so there you go there's your lineup for dancing with
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: the stars 2026 can i go back to ignoring that
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: show yeah all right never watch one episode of it
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: ever are you a dancing guy i mean i'm a
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: dancing guy it's interesting to what i spent 90 minutes
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: of my morning practicing a moonwalk did you really did all.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Right well he and miles like to dance oh i
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: like that yeah well and you remember our ross he
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: won a dance contest.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: At Homecoming, right? Yeah, I'm a dancer, man. I know
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: how to cut a rug better than most.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: He was showing some moves on stage at Mount Dora
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: on Saturday night. I like that. Well, Poppin' Lockin'? Yeah,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I enjoy dancing. I enjoy dancing with my wife. I
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: think it might be a one-way street because sometimes I'd
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: be cutting too much of a road. And she feels
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: overwhelmed with you guys. You're taking all the attention yet again? No,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to break a sweat. And sometimes I don't
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: think she wants to break a sweat. No, she definitely
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to break a sweat. She doesn't want to
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: do cardio while having fun? She didn't do her hair
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: and her makeup to sweat. The guy trying to break
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: a sweat is also the guy who hasn't showered in days.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: That's always a big plus. That's also true. All right.
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: 407-916-1041.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: You can always text 77031. Because of our schedule tomorrow
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: at Universal Studios, we have to do a couple things early.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: One of those things is Whiskey of the Week. We'll
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: do that next.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, Jimmy.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Michael P.
• 39:05
  Speaker 16: Checking in. Hey, I went to bat for you and
• 39:07
  Speaker 16: I did some research and unfortunately I found this through
• 39:10
  Speaker 16: chat GPT. A cold soda holds more carbonation than a
• 39:14
  Speaker 16: hot soda. Cold soda dissolves more easily in the liquid
• 39:18
  Speaker 16: so it stays fizzy longer. Warm soda is less soluble
• 39:22
  Speaker 16: and escapes more readily so it goes flat faster. That's
• 39:25
  Speaker 16: why soda tends to fizz and foam more when it's warm.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Sorry, buddy. Hey, JC and Posse.
• 39:34
  Speaker 17: It's nice to know that ADHD thing that I'm creative,
• 39:38
  Speaker 17: not distracted.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: You know, personally, I think, oh, hey, gas is 384.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: It's a wah-wah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: Cool.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Anyway, like I was saying, I like HDTV. I don't
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: see what the issue is. Keep the rubber side down, y'all.
• 39:52
  Speaker 10: Thank you, buddy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Appreciate that. All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Real Radio 104.1. I am Jim. There's Deb.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: Hello. Jack.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yep. And Ross is here as well. Best time of
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the week. Let's do Whiskey of the Week.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Forward slash distillery and blending house present Whiskey.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Of the Week on the Jim Colbert Show. Brought to
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  Speaker 2: you by our good friends over at forward slash drink,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: forward slash dot com is the website on Instagram, drink
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  Speaker 2: forward slash. You should follow these guys. Awesome couple dudes.
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  Speaker 2: The only blending house in all of Central Florida we know.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I think they said at one point, I think they
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: were the only one in Florida. I think they are.
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: It might be the world at the very least moving
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: this type of product out of their building. And if
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: you're wondering what a blending house is, what these guys
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: do is they source bourbons from small distilleries All across
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: the U.S., they bring those into Winter Park. Then they
• 40:51
  Speaker 9: use the notes from each of those bourbons to blend
• 40:53
  Speaker 9: their own bourbon and then label that bourbon. And I
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: understand the truest out there. Single barrel is the way
• 41:01
  Speaker 9: to go. For me, if you want to experience what
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: a spirit can actually, the full spectrum of a hard liquor,
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: blended scotch, blended whiskey, blended bourbon, blended is, I think,
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: the way to go.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I will tell you, you can damn sure get
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: some really cool, unique kind of flavor notes in there
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: when you do that, as opposed to just like one-trick
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: ponies that give you the vanilla, orange kind of, you know,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: caramel kind of flavors. You do get a lot more
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: of different notes in there. And to keep up with
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: that horse metaphor, like a lot of that single-barrel whiskey,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: that is like looking at a show horse right there.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: But when you have blended whiskey, it's like a stampede.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: It's so much. I just, I love blended whiskey. Yes, 100%.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: And this week we are trying whiskey we've actually talked
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: about a little bit before. We've even tried it before.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: We have. And this week we're featuring Old Watchdog. Now,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: if you remember, this is the partnership, the collab between
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: the Orlando Sentinel and Forward Slash. They came up with a...
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: A bourbon blend that is celebrating the, what's it, 100
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: and how many years?
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: 150.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: 150 years the Orlando Sentinel has been reporting the news
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: here in Central Florida. And I think they came up
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: with something pretty amazing, actually. This is a damn good
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: bottle of whiskey. They only actually have 100 bottles left.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: And it will not make it to the end of
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: the year. What you get here is some Green River Distilling.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: some J. Henry & Sons, some M.B. Rowland, and some Filibuster.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: All of these are pre-2020, blended up, rich notes of
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: dark chocolate, butterscotch, and dried fruit. Let's give it a
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: shot and see if we can find it in there, guys.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: What do you say? Cheers to Whiskey of the Week
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: and Forward Slash. It's so good. I mean, the butterscotch
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: is right there. I mean, you don't have to look
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: far for the butterscotch. It's right up front. Okay. Dried
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: fruit on the back? More like apricots, maybe? I just
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: know smooth. It's so good. I can get on board
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: with the butterscotch.
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: Anything past that, I'm going to be flipping a coin
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: any direction I go.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: All I know is I can have... I can have
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: so much of this. Yeah, yeah. And I can't say
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: that about literally like any whiskey.
• 43:14
  Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: They have the dark chocolate in there. I don't get
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: the dark chocolate part of that unless they're talking about
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: the tiny bit of bitterness you get from it. At
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: the very end? Yeah, at the very, very end. The
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: butterscotch and the dried fruit for me are like right there.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: And it's like a very apricot kind of thing for me.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: So delicious, though. And Ross is right. This is the
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: easiest drinking whiskey you'll ever have in your life.
• 43:34
  Speaker 9: And this is just, for me, the reason why, hopefully
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: you can hear the excitement in my voice. And the
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: reason why is because this is so special to Central Florida.
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: If you love your community, this is a blended whiskey
• 43:48
  Speaker 9: that gives a huge shout out to the Orlando Sentinel.
• 43:51
  Speaker 9: This is the most Orlando brown liquor of all time.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: It is, really. Portions of this were aged in barrels
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: from 1976. Portions were aged in sherry casks. Only made
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: 344 bottles of it. Only 100 bottles left. This would
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: be an amazing Christmas gift. All of these are pretty
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: approachable price-wise. And this one is exceptional. And it also
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: has a real cool connection with the city. I'm agreeing
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: with Ross. I have a bottle of this. When I'm done,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not throwing the bottle out. It's such a pretty bottle.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I will always keep these bottles because I think they're
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: so unique. That label, that blue wax up top, yeah,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: that's a very, that's what you put on top of
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: the fireplace and go, hey, you want to celebrate something
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I just made up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says here,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: the paragraph they have for it, it says, you may
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: not immediately see the connection between a newspaper and a
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: whiskey company, but they share a fundamental similarity. Both use
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: trees to tell stories. One mills timber into staves to
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: construct barrels. The other turns it into pulp to create paper.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Yet both mediums exist to engage their communities and capture
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: moments in time. I think that's very well written. And
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: this is a damn good drink. I don't know if
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'd ever mix this with anything because it's not a
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: super high proof, I don't think, is it? It doesn't
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: have the proof down there for us. It should be
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: on the bottle there.
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: A lot of proofs that we've had from Forward Slash
• 45:16
  Speaker 9: have not been the standard 80 that I think a
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: lot of people are accustomed to. It's usually about like 100,
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: or I think we've had 110 before.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's like 90 proof, like a little over
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: 90 proof. So that's 90 proof? Yeah, yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: This is the best compliment I can give this whiskey.
• 45:35
  Speaker 9: Jim thought it was 80 proof. Like, this does not
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: hit like a 90 or 100 proof.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: This should be 40%, and it's just not. It's stronger.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: It's so good.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: We are so lucky to live in Central Florida. Thank you,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: forward slash, for existing. That is a damn good sipping whiskey, buddy.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, that's a good nipper is
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: what we like to call that.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: A good little nipper. You just get a little nip
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: on your tongue, and you're just going to let it
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: sit there for a few minutes. You don't need to
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: take big swigs of this. Tons of flavor.
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: The next time I want to put on a jacket,
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: I'm just going to drink this instead. Warm up that way.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: So good. That's a forward slash. Old Watchdog is the
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: whiskey if you want to slide by. They're super easy
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: to find over in Winter Park. They have about 100
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: bottles of this left. And again, these are really, really
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: good gifts. I mean, if you have somebody who's a
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: fan of the show, they're also a fan of bourbon.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: This will be a really good opportunity for you to
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: buy something that kind of fills and checks both of
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: those boxes.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: And hello, it's not just whiskey that they're doing over there.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: They're blending a lot of different spirits. I personally cannot
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: wait to try out what they do to tequila.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. They have it all.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Also, they're coming in at the end of the month,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: and they have a Halloween kind of bourbon or whatever, something.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: It's called Forward Slasher. Like it.
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: They also do a big Halloween event there.
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: You can find them on their website. It's drink forward
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: slash dot com or always follow them on social on Instagram.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: It's at drink forward slash. Yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: They will bring a new whiskey in. But the whiskey
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: isn't called forward slasher. The party they have there for
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Halloween is called forward slasher. And it's at the at
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: the place there. And it's a big pile up event.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: A lot of fun. Everybody has a good time.
• 47:23
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to guarantee that forward slash will be
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: known nationwide within the next 10 years, but I will
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: say this out of any business in central Florida that
• 47:34
  Speaker 9: I'm aware of. I think that they have the best
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: chance of being caught all around the rest of the
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: country because the product is great. What they're doing is right,
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: right at right behind the curve that I think is
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: about to take off when it comes to blended spirits
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: and If you are familiar with Compass Box, Florida has
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: a Compass Box, and it's called Forward Slash.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Compass Box is great, by the way. I mean, you
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: actually gave me a bottle of Compass Box a while back,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: and I think I have about half of it left.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I was on a Compass Box kind of run there
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: for a minute, dude. And that's blended whiskey. And I
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: will die on this hill.
• 48:08
  Speaker 9: If you haven't tried blended whiskey, it's an entire library
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: of experiences waiting for you. When usually a single barrel,
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: you know what you're going to get through that one barrel.
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: This is baking, but with spirits. This is chemistry. Basically,
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: you are grabbing a little bit of this, a little
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: bit of that. You're cooking with whiskey to make a
• 48:30
  Speaker 9: whole new product that is still whiskey. I'm on board.
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: And it's kind of funny you mentioned that because there
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: is some baking spice in that as well. There are
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: some of that. In those notes, there's some of that
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: baking spice kind of note in there. It's very good.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I'm a big blended whiskey guy, Jim. It's called Old Watchdog,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: and you can get it at forward slash. That's drinkforwardslash.com.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: On Instagram, again, it's drinkforwardslash. Thanks, guys. We appreciate it.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Your Whiskey of the Week is Old Watchdog. 100 bottles left.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Go grab one now before they're gone. Let's take a
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: little break. Back in a second with more of the
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Jim Colbert Show.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show on YouTube.
• 49:10
  Speaker 14: Jack, you said Dancing with the Stars is dipping into
• 49:14
  Speaker 14: the D pool. Isn't that where Jim likes to go
• 49:18
  Speaker 14: swimming at Secrets? wearing his D pad?
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: What the hell is that guy talking about?
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Okay, guys, it's past 3.45.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: I need an update on the cream soda poop.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I hope somebody listening for the first time just tuned
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: in to hear that.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Well, they know that we have a very invested audience.
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: So invested that they want a poop update.
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Heard this Colbert show is funny. Colbert show is funny.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Let's tune in for a second. Poop update. Welcome back.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Jack.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: And Ross as well. The D-pad reference was we were
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: asked you about a D-pad on the video game controller
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: maybe a year ago. Okay. And you alluded to it
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: being something you would wear.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: So one of those talkbacks was a callback from yesterday.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: The other one was a callback for about a year ago. Yeah,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: and both of them alluded me. Like I said, a
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: very invested audience. And both... And both of them eluded me.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: They pay closer attention. Yeah. Sure thing, buddy. I'll do that.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I'll pay close attention when people tell me I need
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: a D-bag. I don't even know what that is. Yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: don't bother. Don't bother explaining because I don't care. I
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: do not care. Yeah, yeah, you're good. I'm with Jack.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: I understand.
• 50:37
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: You know, we have a short segment before we get
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: over to Glenn. We have Cobra Court coming up in
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: a few minutes. Another great case from Glenn coming your way.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: But there was kind of an interesting thing that happened
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: about something that happened a couple weeks ago. A 13-year-old
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Seattle Mariners fan turned a free ballpark giveaway into a
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: five-figure payday.
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: After a rare rookie card. featuring a certain thing came
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: up and he got it of all the Mariners fans
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: that day. He got this rookie card, a gold and
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: blazing rookie card, but it's not of an athlete. Uh,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: It's a rookie card, though. Well, yes. It says a
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: rare rookie card. Mascot. New mascot. New owner. New coach.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: You know what it is, Debra? No. Wow. Ref. You
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: know what it is, Jackson?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: No idea. Umpire. Glove. Not an umpire. Not a glove.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: It is a living being. Dog. The Pope. Pope Leo.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Not Pope. Dog dressed up as the Pope. Not a
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: dog dressed up as the Pope.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: A nun.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Not a none. He throws out the first pitch. It's
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: a one of one gold rookie card sold on eBay
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Sunday night. A hundred bids. Sneakers. Transforming a quirky Mariners promotion.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: President Trump. Into an unexpected payday. Bobblehead. Of $ 21, 000 is
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: what this kid sold this card for. It was a
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: gold card of Jimothy. Oh, of course, Seattle. Yeah, yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: They made a playing card, like a collector card, but
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: they made it a one-on-one or one-of-one, and they gave
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: them away as promotion packs, and this kid pulled the
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: one-of-one Jimothy the Raccoon rookie card and sold it on
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: eBay for $ 21, 000. Damn. The bidding started at 99 cents. Oh.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: And skyrocketed past $ 21, 000 in just a matter of days.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, who would pay 21K for that? It's not
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: going to have any value. It's not worth it now.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: There's not many times that I get upset over when
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: somebody decides to do what. Right, right. And honestly, that's
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: some of the best advice I can give anybody at
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: any time. If you see somebody do something with their
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: money that makes you upset, that's on you. Don't get upset.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: You're about to spend the rest of your life angry.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: That's a big poker thing, by the way. And Jack
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: can tell you I had a real problem when I
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: first started playing the game. I would constantly rag on
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: people how they were playing. I'm like, man, you're just
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: throwing money away. And it stopped from one time. One
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: time I was over in Daytona and I was playing,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: and this guy made a terrible play, and he wound
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: up beating me out of about $ 150. And I went
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: in on this guy for a good two or three minutes.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: The table was laughing. I had a good time. And
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: everybody's making fun of him. And when it all stopped,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: the guy looked at me and said, it's his money.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: He can do whatever he wants with it. If he
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: wants to walk out in the parking lot and throw
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: it in the drain, he can do that. It's not
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: your money. Shut up. And I actually, I looked at him,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I said, you're 100,000% right and stop doing it that night.
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: Far more similarities than not than to what I'm getting at.
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: But there's still a difference because that's still like you're.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Playing a game, right? Yeah, sure, yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: But in this weird, like, uber bajillionaire 1% of 1% percent,
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: and then they're dropping 16 mil on a Charizard?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I go, oh, God, this is Hunger Games.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: But they're doing it as an investment, too. They think
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: it's going to get worth more money? Yeah, but just
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: the fact that it's a Charizard. Dude, I got to
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: tell you. And it's a Pokemon. Listen, this Pokemon thing
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: has had a massive effect on the way that I
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: do my whole... treasure hunting thing. When I go to
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: garage sales and estate sales anymore, I'm not looking for
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: like the stuff I used to look for. I'm looking
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: for Pokemon cards. That's exactly what I'm looking for. Collections
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: of Pokemon cards that have been kind of wrapped up
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: with a rubber band and thrown into a Ziploc bag
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: because Granny doesn't know what to do with them. She
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: just puts them out there for an entire bag for $ 5.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I'm down for that. It just upsets me as a
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: species that we've gotten to a point, and I don't
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: know why I don't feel that way towards Michael Jordan
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: and his rookie card. I don't care about if it's
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: a Larry Bird or a Magic Johnson. But the fact
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: that it's a Charizard makes me angry. I don't know why, though, buddy.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just a collector. I mean, it could
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: be a Mickey Mantle. It's the same thing, right? No, no, no.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Those are athletes. They are celebrated, great people that did
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: physical actions. A Charizard is a made-up character. fictional Japanese dragon.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: And it's 16 mil. Do you look at everything like that?
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Every inanimate object that could have value? Just anime cars.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Just Pokemon. I heard an argument the other day that
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: if it ever came up to market, the most valuable
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: piece of sports memorabilia ever in the history of sports
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: would be Tiger Woods putter.
• 55:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: The putter that he's used to win all the majors.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: He's used the same putter his entire career.
• 55:52
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: So all the majors, all the wins, it's that same
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: ping or a titleless putter, and he's got a wear
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: spot in it. And they said that if that came up,
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: it would be worth tens of millions of dollars. And
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: it's a putter. I like it. It ain't going to
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: do anything good for you. I'm looking at this Charizard.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I think I have that as a tattoo. Yeah. It's
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: a Charizard jacket. Oh, dude, sick dragon tat. You do
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: have a Charizard tat. You have a dragon tat, but
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: if I have a couple beers, dude, that's Charizard. Give
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: him some more old watchdog. What kind of dragon is that, Jack?
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: A winged dragon. It's a dragon that a 19-year-old picks
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: off a wall. Is that exactly what that was? Did
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: it have no symbolism at all when you got it? Zilch.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: None.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: None. You just thought dragon, cool, jersey. That looks cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: How many collars is in that pig? It's a few. No.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: It's a few. It's a bit faded now. Yeah, yeah. Dude,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: I would pay, and I know for a fact, our
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: listeners would help me pay you to get that dragon
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: tattoo retouched. No, no, no, no, no. Cover it up
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: with another one that looks exactly the same. That's what
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. You get it touched up.
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: You get a little HD, a little fresh red ink
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: up in that buy and try set.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: A little watercolor to bring it in there. I'm not 100%
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: opposed to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never thought about
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: having it removed?
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: Removed?
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: No.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: I just ignore it. I'm fine. I don't care. It's there.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Jim doesn't understand that dragons are for life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't. Dragons are real.
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: Best friend and also on good sauce he uh nico
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: the guy who i grew up with my favorite fictional
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: stoner he has a tattoo on his bicep and it's
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: a it's a tattoo of two dragons one fire one
• 57:49
  Speaker 9: ice battling and whenever he flexes his bicep they kind
• 57:54
  Speaker 9: of duel oh come on come on What was his inspiration?
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: Was he in the same wall that Jack was staring at?
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: He just loves dragons.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: He loves dragons. He's a big dragon guy. Loves it
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: enough to put it on his forearm.
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: To the point where we had a listener of Good
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: Sauce bring him dragon hot sauce in Mount Dora to
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: support his dragon fandom. Dude, dragons, they've got their niche community,
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: and you've got to be careful with your tongue and
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: with your dragon heat.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I thought the dragon thing was done. Dragons are never
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: done because dragons are real. Yeah, because when the show
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: that came out that you guys watched, what's that? Game
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: of Thrones. Yeah, Whisper in the Dark. When that show
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: came out, that's when the dragon heat kind of fired
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: back up, right?
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: Oh, man.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Whisper in the dark. Yeah, whisper in the dark. That's
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: what they do. It is very darkly shot. Right, exactly.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Like Odyssey is back to the boat with Matt Damon.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: This guy thinks dragons are gone. Let me ask you this.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Game of Thrones, right? They have another show. What is
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: that called? Oh, I... Oh, man, it's that one you watch.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: And it's... He calls it Hot D. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: It's House of the Dragons. Yeah, so dragons are still around. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: And they're paying rent. The reason I didn't want to
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: get it at Touch Up because at the time when
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: you donate blood, if you get a tattoo, it would
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: block you for a year you couldn't donate. Right, right, right.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: But now they knocked that down to four months. Oh, really? Yes.
• 59:30
  Speaker 9: I got $ 100 for you to get that tattoo.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Then I got to find the right tattoo artist. Oh,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: $ 100 doesn't even touch a tattoo anymore. They won't even walk.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: You can't even talk to a tattoo artist for $ 100 anymore.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Unless you go on tattoo day, then it's like $ 10. Yeah, yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: You don't want that. You don't want a $ 10 tattoo.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: That's like $ 20 eye surgery. You definitely don't want that.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: It's BOGO. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want that at all.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Not the procedure you're looking for a deal on. Deb,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: are you a dragon girl?
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: You like the dragons, huh? Yeah, definitely. Really? But miniature ones.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: You're the only one, dude. You're the only one. I've
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: never done it with a dragon thing, man. That's because
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: you're a high school bully. I'm not a high school bully.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: How would you even possibly? And what does that have
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: to do with? That's right. What does that have to
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: do with dragons? Because people who are picked on like dragons,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: they always imagine dragons coming to save them.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. From the bully.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Did you play high school baseball, right? I did play
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: high school baseball. No chance of liking dragons, dude.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 9: You cannot like dragons and also be playing high school baseball.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: You know, you make a good point there. It's just
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: part of the rules, man. Dragon law 105. But I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: did skateboard for a while, quite a bit. Is that
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: skateboarders are dragon free as well? No, some skateboarders can
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: back dragons. As a matter of fact, I got to
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: tell you, one of my first boards, I think the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Tommy Guerrero board had a dragon on the bottom of
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: it with a big sword. Yeah, but did you board
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: slide and mess up the graphic? No, I had the rails. Oh,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: all right. That was a while ago. No, it was
• 1:00:54
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  Speaker 2: Glenn Clausman.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going, Hunter?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 6: Two sunsets away from the weekend. Yep, I was born
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  Speaker 6: the year of the dragon. I don't pay too much
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  Speaker 6: attention to it, but while I was living in Hawaii,
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  Speaker 6: there was a big craze because, man, getting tattooed out
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  Speaker 6: there is like the thing you do. Nah, never did,
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  Speaker 6: but if I did, it would have been a dragon
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  Speaker 6: on the back of my left shoulder. Bro, I got
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  Speaker 6: enough scars. I don't need any other permanent marks.
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  Speaker 14: Aloha.
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  Speaker 2: Aloha, brother. All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show,
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  Speaker 2: for Halloween Hard Night. It's going to be a fun
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  Speaker 2: time out there. Got some special guests showing up as well. Exciting. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be very exciting. Can't wait, man. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. Deb is over here as well.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Jack. Yeah. And Sauce. It's all true, y'all. Let's do
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  Speaker 2: Colbert Court.
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  Speaker 1: What you are listening to is real. Well, sort of.
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  Speaker 1: The participants are not actors. That's a fact. This is, however,
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  Speaker 1: a real case that will be decided here in our forum,
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  Speaker 1: the Colbert Court.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Colbert Court brought to you by our good
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  Speaker 2: friend Glenn Clausman of Clausman Law. That's K-L-A-U-S-M-A-N-L-A-W.com. Office is
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  Speaker 2: right there in Winter Park. 407-917-1718. Car crash. Call Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Glenn Clausman. Guys, good loud for Glenn Clausman. Yay! Personal
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  Speaker 2: injury attorney in town for many, many years. Has served
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  Speaker 2: the public quite well. Super lawyer. Legal elite. Is a
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  Speaker 2: member of all the right clubs, sir. Yeah, it's good
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  Speaker 2: to be in the right club. Good to be recognized,
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  Speaker 2: is it not? It is. You have a wonderful portfolio
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  Speaker 2: of work over these years in Central Florida. Yeah, reputation
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  Speaker 2: means an awful lot to me. It sure does, and
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  Speaker 2: I like that. That's one of the many reasons you're here, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: is because I like the fact that you care about
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  Speaker 2: your integrity. We love that. Every single week, Glenn will
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  Speaker 2: bring a case into us. Actually, we've done you be
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  Speaker 2: the jury the last two weeks. We're not doing that
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  Speaker 2: this time, right? We're just going to try to figure
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  Speaker 2: this case out? Yes. Yeah, very good. This is a
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  Speaker 2: relatively new case, right? Brand new call. Like brand new.
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  Speaker 2: Brand new. Refreshing. This is a freshie. And we're hot
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  Speaker 2: on motorcycle stuff, too, by the way. Another motorcycle one?
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  Speaker 2: Last week it was a scooter thing. This time we
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  Speaker 2: have a motorcycle thing.
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  Speaker 3: E-bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been doing e-bikes. Yeah, yeah, for sure. So
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  Speaker 2: for people just tuning in, not familiar with Colbert Court,
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  Speaker 2: Glenn Clausman is a personal injury attorney. He's been in
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  Speaker 2: town for many, many years. handles everything, specializes in car
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  Speaker 2: crashes and dealing with insurance companies and the nuances of
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  Speaker 2: doing that. That's why he does get the legal elite
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  Speaker 2: and super lawyer distinctions, and he comes in and brings
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  Speaker 2: us a case. We'll bring this around the room. We'll
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  Speaker 2: try to figure it out, and, of course, we'll turn
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  Speaker 2: it over to Glenn. One of the reasons we do
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  Speaker 2: this is to show you the weird nuances in the
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  Speaker 2: law along with insurance, especially when it deals with the
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  Speaker 2: state of Florida because this is a very unique state
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  Speaker 2: with some very unique penal laws when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: insurance and how you deal with getting that. Wouldn't you
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  Speaker 2: agree some of it's penal? I wouldn't use that word.
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  Speaker 2: Why not? Because penal is, I think, more criminal. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: some of the laws we have are criminal. You can
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  Speaker 2: make the argument that you not having insurance crashing into
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  Speaker 2: somebody with no responsibility is criminal. I mean, I believe that.
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  Speaker 2: It is. But it does happen all the time.
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  Speaker 17: Yep, and the whole point is we try to come
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  Speaker 17: up with something that will help people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. All right, you guys ready? Ready. Faticus?
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  Speaker 2: All present. Faticus is present. Here we go. Rocky was
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  Speaker 2: injured in a motorcycle accident and was about to sign
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  Speaker 2: a release of his claim but wanted a second opinion.
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  Speaker 2: The at-fault car driver that changed lanes into Rocky's lane
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  Speaker 2: has only $ 10, 000 worth of auto insurance to pay for
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  Speaker 2: the injuries to Rocky. And that at-fault driver's adjuster will
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  Speaker 2: pay for the damage to Rocky's motorcycle, plus $ 10, 000 in
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  Speaker 2: exchange for Rocky signing a release of all claims. Rocky's
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  Speaker 2: injuries are road rash that will leave some scarring. No fractures,
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  Speaker 2: but the ambulance bill plus the emergency room bill total
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  Speaker 2: over $ 25, 000. Wow. That's criminal right there. Yeah, that's criminal.
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  Speaker 2: Rocky has no insurance on his motorcycle. Oh, Rocky. And
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  Speaker 2: no health insurance either. Oh, okay. Can you help Rocky?
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  Speaker 2: You are the lawyer. If Rocky comes to you and
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  Speaker 2: he lays this out and says, this is exactly what happens,
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  Speaker 2: I do not have insurance or health insurance, how can
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  Speaker 2: you help me? So I want to make sure I
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  Speaker 2: have this right.
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  Speaker 7: Sure, sure.
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  Speaker 2: So the at-fault driver has the $ 10, 000 to pay for
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  Speaker 2: the injuries to Rocky. So at least we have $ 10, 000
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  Speaker 2: going toward this $ 25, 000 bill.
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  Speaker 7: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: And that can be used anyway. It can be used
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  Speaker 2: to pay the ambulance ride or for the hospital stay, right?
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  Speaker 2: It's money Rocky gets if he signs the releases. Right.
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  Speaker 2: If he signs the release. His bike is damaged as well.
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  Speaker 2: That's not part of the $ 25, 000. So we don't know
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  Speaker 2: what that is. That could be another $ 5, 000 or whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they're paying for the bike. That's not an issue. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So they're paying for the dollars, and they want to
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  Speaker 2: give him an extra $ 10, 000 on top of that, which
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  Speaker 2: tells you that Rocky is going to be short $ 5, 000. $ 15, 000.
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  Speaker 2: $ 15, 000 short. $ 15, 000. I'm sorry. $ 15, 000. $ 25, 000. You're right.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that tells me that they realize how much liability,
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  Speaker 4: and they're trying to wave the numbers in front of
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  Speaker 4: our motorcyclists to be like, look, look at what we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: This is so generous.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the problem is the at-fault driver only has $ 10, 000
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  Speaker 2: of insurance to pay for Rocky's injuries. That's where the
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  Speaker 2: problem is. Yeah, but I thought the way this is written,
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  Speaker 2: it almost seems like as an incentive, they were offering
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  Speaker 2: another $ 10, 000 for him to settle and sign the release.
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  Speaker 17: No, they're offering him the $ 10, 000 of insurance available for
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  Speaker 17: the at-fault driver for Rocky to release the at-fault driver.
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  Speaker 17: And they'll also pay for the bike. That's totally separate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but why is that? Yeah, because hold on for
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  Speaker 2: a second. Isn't that, you know, that's not a negotiable thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if he's at fault, the 10 comes his
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  Speaker 2: way anyway. That's, I mean, why would I sign a
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  Speaker 2: release for $ 10, 000 that I'm already due?
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  Speaker 17: Well, because they won't give you the 10 grand unless
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  Speaker 17: you release the driver. Because the reason the at-fault driver
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  Speaker 17: has insurance is so his insurance company will protect him
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  Speaker 17: by paying that $ 10, 000 in exchange.
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  Speaker 2: For a release. So what if you sue them? You
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  Speaker 2: can sue them.
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  Speaker 17: And his insurance company will say, well, here's the $ 10, 000.
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  Speaker 2: That's all we have. But then he doesn't get his
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  Speaker 2: bike repaired? No, his bike's getting repaired separately. That's a
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  Speaker 2: total separate issue. So his bike's good. He'll get his
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  Speaker 2: motorcycle back. But he would still have $ 15, 000 in bills
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  Speaker 2: to pay on his own. So if the policy only
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  Speaker 2: goes for $ 10, 000 and he's getting the $ 10, 000, there's no
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  Speaker 2: more money unless he goes after the person directly, right?
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  Speaker 7: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So it would be a civil suit against the driver? Well,
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  Speaker 2: he could go after the driver personally.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 17: And then the insurance company will defend him, and they'll
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  Speaker 17: pay the $ 10, 000 that they have that they've offered all along.
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  Speaker 17: And you'll get a judgment against the at-fault driver and
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  Speaker 17: whether you can collect any money on it.
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  Speaker 2: It's another story.
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  Speaker 17: So trying to figure out how else you could help
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  Speaker 17: Rocky other than suing the at-fault driver.
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  Speaker 2: So does Rocky live at home? Rocky doesn't live at home.
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  Speaker 2: He does not live at home. He lives on his own.
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  Speaker 2: He lives on his own. He has no insurance. He's
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  Speaker 2: in his 30s. Does Rocky have a job? Rocky has
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  Speaker 2: a job, yeah. But no health. He's in the service industry.
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  Speaker 2: He's in the service industry. That's why he has no
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  Speaker 2: health insurance. Yeah, no health insurance. His injuries aren't permanent.
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  Speaker 2: It's just road rash. It'll cause some scarring. Is the
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  Speaker 2: scarring cosmetic in his face or anything? No, the scarring
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  Speaker 2: is on his limbs. But he'll have some permanent scars
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  Speaker 2: from it. Chicks dig that. That's fine.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That will hold up in court.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow dude this it's you know you bring this case
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  Speaker 2: it seems black and white which means it can't be
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  Speaker 2: you guys have been doing well but they're not all
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  Speaker 2: easy yeah yeah okay um was rocky on the clock No,
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  Speaker 2: Rocky's not on the clock. Was the person on the
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  Speaker 2: clock who hit him? There's no person. There's no clock?
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  Speaker 17: Good question, but the person that hit him is not
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  Speaker 17: in the course and scope of any employment, so you
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  Speaker 17: cannot go after an employer.
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  Speaker 2: What caused the person to change lanes? Didn't see Rocky.
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  Speaker 4: Does the person who hit Rocky, is this their vehicle
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  Speaker 4: or were they borrowing a vehicle? Is this a minor
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  Speaker 4: who was driving their parent's vehicle?
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  Speaker 17: Another great question, but no, it's an individual and all
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  Speaker 17: he has is $ 10, 000 of insurance to pay for Rocky's injury.
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  Speaker 2: Does he own his own home?
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, that's the other thing. You can't go after a home.
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  Speaker 17: Homeowner's insurance will not cover it. Does he own his
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  Speaker 17: own home? If he owned his own home, it'd be
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  Speaker 17: protected from bankruptcy if the guy wanted to go through
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  Speaker 17: bankruptcy to wipe out the claim against him. Homestead's protected.
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  Speaker 17: Let me ask a stupider question. No, all these are
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  Speaker 17: good questions. If he's a renter, does renter insurance come
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  Speaker 17: into play?
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: We can cover it now.
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  Speaker 9: If he has a guy that owes him like $ 200
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  Speaker 9: or $ 300, can he cash that out?
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  Speaker 2: What movie was that one from? Have you ever seen
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  Speaker 2: the movie Speed? Here we go, yeah. And there's no
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  Speaker 2: way to negotiate this because he has no leverage. He
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  Speaker 2: has no leverage to sue because, I mean, he can't sue.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you could, but you have no case.
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  Speaker 2: He can sue. He is a victim here.
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  Speaker 12: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: The other person is at fault. He can sue for
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  Speaker 2: beyond the policy, but will he get it? That's the
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  Speaker 2: problem if he sues.
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  Speaker 17: Let's say the jury gives him $ 50, 000. Where are you
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  Speaker 17: going to get the other $ 40, 000 from? You've got to
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  Speaker 17: try to collect it from somebody who may not have
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  Speaker 17: the financial wherewithal to pay anything else.
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  Speaker 2: Unless the insurance company settles to make the lawsuit go away,
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  Speaker 2: even though it's beyond the 10, is that.
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  Speaker 17: That's something called bad faith, Jack. But that happens when
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  Speaker 17: the insurance company does not offer the policy limits when
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  Speaker 17: you ask for it and when you give them everything
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  Speaker 17: that they need to see that they should pay it,
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  Speaker 17: and they don't pay it, and you go to court
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  Speaker 17: later and you get $ 100, 000. It's their fault that the
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  Speaker 17: at-fault party now owes a bunch more money than the
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  Speaker 17: insurance policy.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what's called a bad faith claim.
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  Speaker 17: But we don't have that here because right away they
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  Speaker 17: turned around a rock and said, there's only $ 10, 000 and
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  Speaker 17: we'll pay it.
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  Speaker 2: We'll pay it.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like he's going to have to– this is
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  Speaker 4: the best deal on the table for him because if
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  Speaker 4: he sues them, he takes– he gets the risk of
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  Speaker 4: not getting his bike fixed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, they'll fix the bike. If he sues them,
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  Speaker 2: there's going to be some more cost to him also. Right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because if he loses, he has to pay the legal fees.
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  Speaker 2: Can he agree to it if the– If they talk
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  Speaker 2: their bills down to $ 10, 000, they can lower the bills,
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  Speaker 2: whether it's the hospital and the ambulance. Is it possible
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  Speaker 2: to negotiate that down and put the onus of that
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  Speaker 2: on the insurance company?
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  Speaker 17: Well, it's possible to negotiate bills down, and we do
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  Speaker 17: that all the time when there's very limited money that
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  Speaker 17: someone recovers, and the bills are more than the money
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  Speaker 17: they recovered. The ambulance, very difficult to deal with those folks.
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  Speaker 17: But the hospital... You know, it's a matter of saying
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  Speaker 17: to the hospital, there's only $ 10, 000, and you've got a
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  Speaker 17: bill that we can't pay, so you're going to have
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  Speaker 17: to reduce it or you're not going to get paid.
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  Speaker 17: Or work out a payment plan where you're going to
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  Speaker 17: get $ 25 a month or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Because the ambulance companies are third party, aren't they? They're
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  Speaker 2: third party.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they're not affiliated with the hospital at all, are they?
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  Speaker 2: Totally different.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, completely different machine altogether. And some of them are
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  Speaker 17: owned by... particular cities.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. Or counties. I've just dealt with the
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  Speaker 2: Lucia County Ambulance Service. So let me ask, there's another
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  Speaker 2: interesting aspect of this. They really want this guy's release.
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  Speaker 7: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: They really want this release. Well, that's because the person
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  Speaker 2: who's at fault needs a release so he doesn't get sued. Right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And his insurance company is obligated to get the release.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he buys insurance. So why isn't that negotiable then? Like, hey, look,
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  Speaker 2: if you want a release, if you want a guarantee
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  Speaker 2: that I'm not going to come after you civilly, we
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  Speaker 2: have to get this number up. Is there a way
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  Speaker 2: to do that?
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  Speaker 17: Well, it used to be easier, but now the law
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  Speaker 17: is once the insurance company offers that money, once you've
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  Speaker 17: told them, showed them everything, You give them every reason
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  Speaker 17: to offer it. You've given all the documentation. If they
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  Speaker 17: don't offer it, then you can go after them for
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  Speaker 17: what's called bad faith like we talked about.
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  Speaker 10: Sure.
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  Speaker 17: But once they turn around and say we're going to
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  Speaker 17: pay it, the law now is such that you can't
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  Speaker 17: get any more money than.
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  Speaker 2: To $ 10, 000. So this is a take it or leave
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  Speaker 2: it scenario with them. That's what the insurance company is
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  Speaker 2: telling them.
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  Speaker 4: And it does really sound kind of like it is
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  Speaker 4: going to be the best deal that he can get.
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  Speaker 2: You remember, we had a case involving a fellow named Patrick.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Long-time listener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a similar situation
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  Speaker 2: where this fellow has insurance on his car, and his
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: car insurance includes insurance. under-insured motorist coverage. Oh, no way, really?
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know he had a car. Well, you didn't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: ask if he had a car. Yeah, we didn't ask.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you guys so dumb? He has car insurance.
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  Speaker 17: You didn't listen to Patrick's commercial this morning.
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  Speaker 2: I heard it on the Monsters.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 17: I was coming into work. I heard Patrick. And his
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  Speaker 17: particular uninsured motorist coverage with the company that he got
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 17: coverage from defines motor vehicles in such a way that
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 17: Rocky can get his uninsured motorist coverage from his car insurance,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 17: even though he's on his motorcycle that has no insurance
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  Speaker 17: on it. So that's what we have here. And this
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 17: is something that some lawyers will miss. A lot of
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 17: folks will miss this when they look at it. And
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 17: if Rocky took the $ 10, 000 and released the at-fault party,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 17: his uninsured motorist insurance company might say, we're not going
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 17: to pay you anything. Because we wanted to have the
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 17: right to go after the Apple Party's insurance for the
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 17: money we're going to pay to you under uninsured motorist coverage.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 17: So that release of all claims, if he signed that,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 17: could have prevented him from getting his uninsured motorist coverage also.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 17: So this was quite a quagmire that Rocky was potentially facing. Fortunately,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 17: he called. Fortunately, he's got the good insurance that his
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 17: uninsured motorist coverage on his car is. is going to
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 17: cover his injuries from his motorcycle accident, even though he
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 17: has no insurance on a motorcycle.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: We automatically assume that was his sole form of transportation
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: without asking if he had an automobile as well. But
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: why would you have great insurance on your car and
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: no insurance on your motorcycle, which is 50 times more
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: dangerous to ride than your car?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 17: Well, because you have to have insurance on a car.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 17: You don't have to have insurance on a motorcycle. You
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 17: don't have to have uninsured motorist coverage, but thank God
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 17: he has it. A lot of folks just don't buy
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 17: insurance on a motorcycle. Because even to buy uninsured motorist
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 17: coverage on a motorcycle, you have to buy what's called
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 17: bodily injury liability insurance on a motorcycle, which means if
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 17: you cause somebody's injuries while you're operating your motorcycle, that
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 17: coverage will pay. And most motorcyclists, they're the victims. They're
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 17: not the ones causing somebody else's injuries. So, you know,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 17: it's just … A lot of folks on motorcycles don't
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 17: buy insurance that includes uninsured motorist coverage.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Now, can I do a little public service announcement here?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Sure, sure.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: That doesn't mean that you shouldn't have insurance on your motorcycle, right?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Just because? I mean, you don't want to really roll
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: those dice?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 17: No, you want insurance on a motorcycle because the chances
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 17: are you're going to get hurt on that motorcycle.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 17: I mean, I remember a poster in an orthopedic surgeon's
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 17: office saying something like– If you're going to buy your
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 17: son a motorcycle, hopefully it won't be on his last birthday.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Kind of a hard message. Yes, yes. Don't put that
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: in the card.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 17: I mean, obviously they saw a lot of bad motorcycle accidents.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 17: Here's $ 100. Rocky's lucky. I mean, most motorcycle accidents, it's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 17: more than just road rash.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 17: And how fast were they? Were they on a major highway? Yeah,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 17: they were on, I don't remember what road they were on.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 17: It wasn't an issue for me. My issue was trying
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 17: to figure out where the money is to pay the damages.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 17: But the other car just came into his lane.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: He didn't see him.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 17: And he swerved to get out of the way and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 17: ended up laying a bike down. And fortunately, the other
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 17: driver saw what happened and pulled over and stopped. And,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 17: you know, that's what we had. Wow, incredible. Well, good job, buddy.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 17: I bet he's pretty happy.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I bet Rocky's elated. Yeah, he's happy there's an
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: answer to his problem.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Glad he made the call.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 17: He's happy he asked for a second opinion because he
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 17: was ready to take the $ 10, 000. He was just frustrated
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 17: by the fact that. He's going to end up on
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 17: the short end of things and looking for some help.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Was he a listener by any chance? He was a listener, yeah. Wow.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 17: That's a great thing. We do a great service because
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 17: there's so many people that listen. And when they get
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 17: a problem, they call. And I've had a lot of
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 17: people say, my friend who's a listener referred me to you.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, very cool, man. Well, great case, dude. I mean, honestly,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: I thought this guy may have been screwed. I never
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: thought to even ask if he had a car. But
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: that really kind of illustrates exactly what could happen, though, right?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 17: You have to ask all the right questions. And you
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 17: all were asking some great questions. You have to ask
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 17: all the right questions. It's just a matter of, you know.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 17: And that's why you need to talk to a lawyer
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 17: who knows what they're doing with this kind of stuff
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 17: rather than try to handle it on your own. There's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 17: ways lawyers can help you that you'll never be able
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 17: to figure out.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%. But once again, it illuminates what the safety
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: net is of uninsured motorists. It really does. Yeah, 100%. Absolutely.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Always good to see you, buddy. Good night from Mr.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Glenn Claus. Yay! That's K-L-A-U-S-M-A-N-L-A-W.com. Office is right there in
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Winter Park.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 12: 407-917-1718.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Car crash. Call that man right there, Mr. Glenn Clausman. Buddy,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: have a good weekend. Thanks, thanks. We'll see you soon.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Looking forward to a dozen pups in a month.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a good time. Get some information
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: about that coming up right now. All right.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 12: 407-916-1041.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Text us.
• 1:18:43
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• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Back in a sec with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, we've got to have some fun with this, man.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: I can't believe it. Get the flock out of here.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: I couldn't give a flying flock. Let's see. Joke them
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: if they can't take a flock. The list goes on, man,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: but I'm sure we're going to give– Bradshaw, a couple
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: gray hairs. But just a thought, Paul.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Almost. All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: We're already at 104.1. I am Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Jack.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: And Ross. That's true. Suds, Pups, and Pints is coming
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: up September 26th. Just a couple weeks from now, actually. Yeah,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: it is. Let's see. Yeah, three weeks. Yeah, three weeks.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: If you have yet to visit Suds Pups, it's our
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: fourth annual Celebrity Dog Wash event. We raise money for
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: the Humane Society of Lake County. That's right. Celebrating their
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: 50th year as a no-kill shelter. Which is awesome. It's great.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: It's all brought to you by our friend over at
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: Clausman Law. Of course, Glenn Clausman is the major sponsor,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: which we appreciate greatly. We're going to be there from
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: 3 until 6, Sunset Park in downtown Mount Dora. Live entertainment,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: family activities, dog training tips from Pawfection Dog Training and auctions.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, speaking of which, I want to thank Ryan and
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: Paul who reached out with some silent auction items for
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: the event. If you would like to donate some silent
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: auction items... For Suds, Pups, and Pints in September 26th,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: feel free to email me at deb at realradio.fm.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to have some rounds of golf. We're
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: going to have some cool baskets with cigars and some
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: other opportunities to do cool stuff as well.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 7: Oh, yes.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Stays in Georgia. I want to thank Guinness because they're
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: providing the giant big screen, so there will be college
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: football on the giant screen. screen out there like they
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: did last year. That was great.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: Guinness beer is the official beer of Suds, Pups, and Pints.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: And I have your t-shirts.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: I just haven't brought them in. And I've got to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: tell you, we have gotten the cost of this down
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: where it's very, very affordable for everybody. Oh, what's the
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: cost this year? It's absolutely free.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. You can come to this event and
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: it does not cost you one nickel to walk in
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: and enjoy yourself. Now, what we would like to have
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: you do is take that money that you would normally
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: spend on tickets and find something to donate, right? Find
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: somewhere to kind of make some money and stuff. So
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: you can donate directly to the Humane Society. Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Donate to have your dog wash. You can donate in
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: the raffle items or you can buy one of the
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: event shirts. Right.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. There'll be lots of ways to to raise that.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: We're going to make money that day. But I do
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: I kind of take a little bit of issue there, Mr.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Culper. Why is that, buddy? Sounds like you're taking a
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: little bit of ownership.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, we and this is ours.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: This is your gig. I don't mean, am I kind
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: of taking your spot? No, I mean, it's just that.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: It's your gig.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Listen, you do all the work. I literally do nothing.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: I come up with a couple items for the auction.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: I don't really do anything. I just, I show up.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: You're the queen. You're the queen of Mount Dora. We've
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: established that. Yeah, queen of Mount Dora. You're the queen.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: But you did, you know, I mean, we. Last year.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Stop for a second. Just let me finish.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 12: Jesus.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Last year, we had a scheduling conflict. My wife had
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: booked a cruise. There you go, blaming the wife. I'm
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: not blaming my wife. I'm just saying this is what happened.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get out of anything. It is
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: what it is. I'm just a victim. Earlier in the year,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: she booked a cruise for us for our anniversary that
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: just happens to be the same exact week that this happens.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: Our anniversary is September 24th. And we booked that week
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: and totally forgot about the event. Did not... did not
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: know when, what week it was going to be yet.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: And it turned out that week. So I had to met,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: I missed last year's event and thank God. I got
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: to tell you the one good thing about that though,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: is nobody on the show has reminded me of it.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Not one person on this show has said one syllable
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: about me missing that event last year. Not one. What event?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: The Jim Colbert Show Suds, Pups, and Pints? That event?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: The Suds, Pups, and Pints Celebrity Dog Wash. By the way,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: the Celebrity Dog Wash part is all of us will
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: be washing your dogs. That's right. Yeah, we will. The donation,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: we wash dogs. You know, we do a thing where
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: the largest donation, we wash a dog at the end.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: Actually, we're going to kick the event off this year
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: with the celebrity with us being auctioned off.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: First things first. Yeah, okay.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: That's going to be the first thing. And we did
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: have someone last year who dressed up as you.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: Complete with the toilet bowl back scratcher and the skull cap.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: It was fun. It was fun. It wasn't the same
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: as having you there, but... Do we have punishment? It
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: says here, are the people going to be able to
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: donate and have their dog washed by a specific celebrity?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: If you donate your money and you say, I want
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: Jimmy to wash his dog, Jimmy will wash your dog.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: I will find a guy named Jimmy and he will
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: wash that dog.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, you just need to be
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: aware that CG from the Humane Society of Lake County
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: Girlfriend don't play.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Okay. She don't play.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: If you try and slap down a five and say
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: you want Jimmy to wash your dog. She's going to
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: shake you down for more than that five. How about penance? Oh,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: this is, I got it.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: I got it. I got it. Stop. I got it.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Penance for not being there last year. Any dog that poops,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Jimmy has to go pick it up. Oh, come on.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: I was just going to ask him to wear some
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: short shorts.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 17: No, no, no.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing shorts. I'm not wearing short shorts. Who
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: are you punishing there? But I do have an idea.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: You're punishing everybody. I promise. I genuinely feel horrible about
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: missing last year. I really do. You have no idea.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: It weighed on me. No, I know you do. It
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: weighed on me the entire first hour of my cruise.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah. Okay, forget it. Jack, what do you
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: have for penance? The entire first hour of my cruise,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: it's the only thing I can think about while drinking
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Miami Vices by the pool. I promise it was.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 9: I'm down to wash another dog, but there was one year, though, man.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 9: I think I washed, I don't know.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: It got weird. Last year? Awesome. I remember that dog.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: I believe it was a black lab. and the owners
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: were super cool yeah you remember that oh sorry.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 9: But there was one year dude i swear i asked
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 9: this guy i go all right thanks for doing this
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 9: thanks for the donation let me wash your dog and
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 9: he goes i don't have one oh oh it was
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 9: somebody else's dog you just found no dude i was
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 9: like he had to watch him oh no yeah there
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 9: was this one weirdo that just basically.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: We're not doing that no we're not doing that i
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: don't know it was odd We are not doing that.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: I will say that while we clean your dogs, your
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: kids do get filthy rolling around in the foaming beer mug,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: but we will hose.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Your children down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We will do that.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: For a special donation, yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Back to Jimmy's Penance. I remember last year— Picking up
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: dog poop. A guy last year wanted me to wash
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: his dog, and I think it was like a mini—
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: It was a Min Pin. A men pin or something
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: like that. It was so tiny. And I was washing
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: this dog, and that dude was off to the side,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: and it was weird. I'm going to be honest with you. Right?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: He was kind of cucking out.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 11: A little bit.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: I think it was the same guy.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 7: He was.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: He was cucking out a little bit. I was washing
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: this dog, and he was a little too hot about it.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: A little too excited about it.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: Now you know why I asked for the short shorts
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: and half meshed up.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: Dude was weird.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure he was just having his index finger,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 9: just rubbing his belly button as we're washing dogs.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: Ew.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: He was a good kisser, though.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: I have a challenge for you guys. Challenge for us?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: To be there? If you'll hold on for a second.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Jesus H. To pay you guys back and to pay
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: the event back for not showing up last year, I
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: am offering something if you guys can come up with something.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: I am going to offer this. All right?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm waiting to find out what we have to
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: come up with first. Because it's probably going to be impossible. Yeah,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: it sounds like a little like, you know.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: If you can procure a dunk tank.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 10: Done.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: If you can find a dunk tank, I will promise you. Uh-huh.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: What are you on the phone with? Who are you
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: on the phone with? I think she's calling to get
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: a dunk tank. Dunktank.gov. Don't leave the room, Debra. She's
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: got a buddy. She's calling somebody. You can't have somebody
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: on the hook that has a dunk tank like that fast.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: If you have a dunk tank, I'll tell you what
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: I'll do. $ 10 for three bowls, and I will sit
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: in the dunk tank for a good half an hour.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Half an hour. What do you mean half an hour?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 10: That's fine.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: The event's only three hours long.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Hour. Hour.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: You just said it yourself. A sixth of the event
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: is the dunk tank with you. How long should I
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: be in the dunk tank for it to be? Three hours.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: No way. There's no way I'm sitting up there for
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: three hours. Okay, so let's work from there. You said
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: half hour. We said three. We'll compromise on an hour
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: and a half. You're not doing an hour and a half.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes is a lot. That is way longer than
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: a normal dunk tank shift. What are you quoting right now?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 11: What? I wouldn't.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: What am I quoting?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 9: What clown friend do you have that's doing dunk tank
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 9: on the weekend?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: I went to the fair manual. And the fair manual
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: says right there, dunk tank clown rules. Are they at
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: a guild or something?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: 30 minutes.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: Jimmy.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Is it SAG?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: Jimmy, think of the animals. Do you have any idea
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: how much money we will make? No people who don't
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: even have dogs. They will just drive out to Mount Dora. Oh,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: I got another text. Just to throw balls at you.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm also going to be ragging on people. I'm
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: going to adopt the dunk tank clown feel, dude. I'm
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: not going to be cool to you if you choose
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: to rifle some balls at me. Can we put a
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: picture of your face on the target? What do you mean?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Why don't you do whatever you want? You're taking balls
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: to the face that way. Three for ten is right.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: Come on now. Three for ten is fine, though, right?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: That's a fair price. I think that's good. And that
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: goes right to the charity. So that means every ten
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: people that throw, that's a hundred bucks, right? Yes. Okay.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: So that means, okay, here's my angle. I'll do more
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: than 30 minutes. You'll match it. I'll do more than
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: But there's a caveat. What, an intermission or something? I'll
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: tell you what that is next.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: Oh. Well, Mr.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: Jimbo, I think you got your butt caught in a
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: crack there or whatever.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 17: But anyway, we know you love her and you love us.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: And we look forward to seeing you get sudsy washing dogs.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Easy.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: And a dick-a-dick-a-doo.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: Woo-woo. Woo-woo. Woo-woo.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Woo-woo.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Alrighty, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're already
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: regretting it. Not me, dude. Already regretting it. Not me.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: We got a dunk take. We got a dunk take.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: We got a dunk take. It took nine minutes. Thank you, Louie.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 10: Louie?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: Who is Louie? Oh, don't you worry about that. Louie's
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: the guy you go to when you need stuff. That's right.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: It pays to be married to an events coordinator. They
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: got everybody on speed dial. Louie's in charge of procurement.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: I got to do my research a little bit. Hey, hey, hey.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: And somebody texted us at 77031 and said, I will
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: buy a dog just to dunk Jimmy.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being willing to do this, Jim.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: We're going to raise so much money for the Humane
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: Society of Lake County.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: Ten bucks is cheap.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: That's good.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: That's cheap.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 9: For three balls, that's a good price. You know what
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 9: I don't understand, though, about dunk tanks, right? Because you
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 9: have the clown who's, like, ripping everybody.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Like, all right. Do we dress him as a clown? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. No,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: we still have to decide on his wardrobe. No, no,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: you don't get to decide anything there. Instead of throwing
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: the ball at the target, just throw it at Jim. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: And there's bars in front of there. You can't get it.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: I've tried to do that in baseball one time when
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: I was a dunk tank clown in Palatka. Wait, wait, wait, what?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: When the guy was. And I threw every single one.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: I was trying to throw it through the bars in
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: his face. Really? Every one of them. I was firing
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: him in there. And he was super pissed off about it. Well,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: so you can try that to Jim. No, no, no.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: You can throw it at Jim's face. Hey, look, here's
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: the thing. They use these softball-looking things now. It's a
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: little bit harder. And by the way, we're doing standard
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: dunk tank length. I mean, you're not putting it like
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: four feet away like we were going by the dunk
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: tank rules. There's got to be some dunk tank society
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: out there that has rules. Oh, you're trying to change
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: the rules now. I'm not trying to change them. I
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: want to make sure we're playing by them because I
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: know all three of you and how already elated you
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: are at this decision.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: Hey, I'm only happy because you're helping the animals.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: I understand that's a lie. But there needs to be like–
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: it's with darts. It's a certain distance. Oh, we get
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: to throw darts too? All right.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 11: Yay.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: And with dunk tanks, there's a certain distance. We need
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: certified dunk tank distance. Okay, real quick though.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: Someone did say that not having the firefighters fill it up,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: but we're going to have the firefighters out there.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: I mean– They could probably fill your tank.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: It's going to be filled up. It's going to be fine. Oh, no.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: I think that's because the water they use. We had
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: a dunk tank that Ryan had to be in. Yeah.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: I think they pumped it out of the lake and
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: put it in there. So it was like gray and cloudy.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: You'll be fine with it. It's like Ross's bathwater. Just
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: make sure you have no open cuts.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, man.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 8: Of course.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine if I got that death-eating amoeba from this?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing 10 feet. No, 10 feet, Ross. It's got
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: to be minimum for me to you, buddy. Or maybe
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: even farther. Oh, no. 10 feet is for me to
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: the end of the thing there. I'd be down every time.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: You can't make it easy. There's got to be a
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: challenge there. All right, so you don't want to go
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: by the official rules.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, no, stop.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: It's not 10 feet. There's no way it's 10 feet.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: I want official. I want you to go. It's like dunktank.org.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: All right. It says 10 to 15 feet. 15 is
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: way farther than 10. Split the difference. 12.5. No, no, no.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: The other thing, too. So when we left. So if
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: I do. Jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: They're not out of the question. It's the Palatkin prophecy.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: I actually make it the shorts that are so small
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: the pockets come out below the... The pockets are actually
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: longer than... Then we're definitely going to put ice cubes
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: in that water.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: Any chance you'd wear a tutu? No, not a chance.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: Somebody said they're going to show up in a Speedo
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: and dog ears.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 8: Stop.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, so... I said 30 minutes. You guys raised hell.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: You said it should be longer than that. I'm telling you,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: in that thing for more than 30 minutes is going
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: to be a long time. I have an offer. Here's
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: my offer. If I stay in for an hour and
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: I raise $ 500. I heard that first number. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: If I raise $ 500. 50 people in 60 minutes. 50
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: people in 60 minutes. I get to choose one of
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: you to get in it for 30 minutes. If I
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: can raise $ 500, I get to choose one of you
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: to get in it. Maybe not even for 30. How
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: about for 15? And I get to throw the first three.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: And I'll donate the $ 10. I mean, I just choose
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: the person, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like this.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: I don't like this. We were there last year. Why
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: are we getting punished? I will tell you then. You
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: make sure you're dressed accordingly, and I'll tell you who's
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: going in. I'm not even sure we'll raise it. Is
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: 500 too low? I think so. I think you got
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: to go at least 1,000.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 8: 1,000?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: It's Jim Colbert. We're going to have people coming from
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: all over Florida. So how many people would that be?
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: Is that even possible?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: No, that'd be 100 people in an hour.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: 100 people, yeah, it would be like one and a
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: half people a minute almost. It'd be like that girl
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: that had that... Great big crowd of guys.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 9: You look pretty cool coming out of a dunk tank water,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 9: kind of like Neo with Matrix goop. There's no hair thing,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 9: so you just keep coming out like Jason did at
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 9: the end of Freddy vs.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: Jason. I'm wearing a mask and snorkel. You're really going
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: to do this? We got the dunk tank. I've committed
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: to doing it. I'm doing it. So I will do it.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: I want to raise some money.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: Jorts.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 7: Jorts.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: Jorts. I want to break the record that we have. Actually.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: What is the record right now? What is the record
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: money we raised? Like 13 or 14 grand? At least.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: The dunk. Actually, 500 might be. Pushing it? No, that
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: might be good because think about every time you get dunked,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: that's time for you that you have to get back
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: up in the position. Yeah, yeah. 500 would be a lot.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: The only other thing would be to increase the cost
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: of the balls. So just remember this. I helped lower.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: I was on your side lowering the total. I have
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: horrible news for you. Me? I didn't do anything. I
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: have the most horrible news for you.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: Ross already gave the look like he knows it's him
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: because of.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And I'll guarantee you one thing, dude. Out
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: of the three I have, two are going to hit, minimum.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: Just give you a straight heads up. Bring some shorts
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: and a towel. All of you guys. I'm working the event. Yeah,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, Chuckles. You are just as live as
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: the rest of them. One of the three of us
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: needs a bath. Oh, that's a very good point.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Throw a bar of soap in there with him. Put
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: some diva in that. I wish. Dip his ass in diva.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: Diva dip. Diva dip.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 9: It's been so bad hygiene for me this past week
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 9: that I don't even feel bad about it. If you
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 9: guys were there sitting shotgun these last six days, you'd
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 9: be like, yeah, now.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: I get it. You shouldn't shower. I mean, if I
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: hit the thing, would you even fall? Would you just
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: stick to the plank? No, I would fall. That would
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: be a slow slide. You know, I've actually only been
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: in a dunk tank once in my entire life. Really?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: One time ever back in the day, we had one
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: for something like this. That's how you were born. You
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: came out of a dunk tank, Fat.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 9: It's the origin story of the supervillain that haunts Central Florida.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: I was born in the dunk tank. I am of
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: the tank.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: That's the Palatka water birth version. You go to the
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 4: county fair and slide out to the water tank.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: Palatka water birth. I think someone's right. He was born
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: in the sign of the tank. I think we do
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: need to get you a microphone so you can heckle people. Oh, no,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to need a mic. I'll be fine.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: I'll be able to do 100. I'll be fine. I
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: got a weird request for you. And by the way,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: let me tell you something straight up. I'm telling you
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: straight up. If you pay the $ 10 and you walk
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: up there and you take your shots, I'm giving it
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: to you. I'm straight up. If you have a snaggled
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: tooth or a funny-looking hairdo, I got bad news for you.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: I am not going to be cool to you. I mean,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: this is going to be a moment. I'm earning this money,
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: but you are going to pay.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: A lot of people are asking if they donate all $ 500,
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: can they pick the person who goes in the tank?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. If you show up on site, we might
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: make an exception.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 10: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: This is supposed to be punishment. No, it's supposed to
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: be a money raiser, Jack. Money raising punishment. You're missing
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: the point.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 9: Can you also, this is a tall request here, but
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 9: can you also, like, wear women's makeup?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: Can I wear women's makeup? Yeah, yeah. Are you high?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: Let me guess, I'll do the moon wig. No, no.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 9: I mean, that will just fall off in the water.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 9: But I'm thinking women's makeup for your dunk tank. Dude,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 9: the most I'll do for this is a mermaid tail.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 9: Because if you've got women's makeup on and you're getting
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 9: all dunk tanked, you're going to look like you're going
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 9: through a breakup by the end of it.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: We're going to get you a mermaid tail and a
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: couple of coconuts.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: You don't want to see me sitting side saddle in
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: a mermaid tail? I'd flap it occasionally for you. Somebody
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: says we should raise the price. Is $ 10 for three
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: balls too cheap?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: Not a lot. $ 25 seems reasonable.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: Is what people are saying. I think it would rather
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: be an even number. You could peel a $ 20 off
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: and do it.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: Well, someone says they're coming donating $ 500 and they'll be
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: dunking you 150 times.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 9: It's a good deal. Now a dog can walk better.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 9: That's what we're raising money for. I feel like there
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 9: should be more incentives.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: Involving you guys.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, how about $ 5 a ball or $ 3 for $ 10?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: No. Keep it simple. Well, here's the thing. $ 3 for
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: $ 10 was the original. Yeah, but here's the thing. I mean,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: and you've got to go. Like, we're going to time you.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: This is not a conversation. You don't get to tell
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: me how you feel about me and then throw the thing. Oh, no, no, no, no.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: And then keep going.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 15: Oh, no.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: You take your time. Because I'm going to tell you,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: I will set a timer on my phone. And an alarm,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: and the alarm is going to be the sound of
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: a cash register. I don't think you can touch electronics
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: when you're wet. And the instant that thing goes off,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: my ass is out. None of us believe you know
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: how to set a timer on your phone.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 13: I do.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: You're going to hear it go off in a minute.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: Somebody just texted us, 77031, coming to Mount Dora from
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: Flagler County, y'all.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 7: Oh, man.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 9: And I don't understand how you think you have all
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 9: this leverage as the guy in the dunk tank.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? You're like, I got rules. too
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: slow too fast i'm just trying to maximize the amount
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: of money we make and if you just if you
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: feel like you were to talk this is for the
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: time you called my mom this and this is for
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: the time you know whatever hung up on me when
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: i called and had a good point i don't need
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: that like there's 30 years of that out there i
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: don't need people going you're in 1995 you call my
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: mom a whore this is for her she died right
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: after that i don't need that dude by god man
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: splash exactly blink out of.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: Here Somebody said that they will donate and deliver 600
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: pounds of ice to the tank.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, get out.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 7: Ice.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, I mean, it may be
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: hot enough to give it a shot. Then you do
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: a little ice bath. Everything's small. Chest is hard. I
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: got a tan. If I don't have a tan. Well,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think I'll be shirtless. I'll
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: have to wear a T-shirt of some sort. You can
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: be shirtless if you want. I can, but I'm not
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: going to be that. I thought you were going to
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: be wearing the mermaid tail. I'm not going to be
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: wearing it. That was a joke. An obvious joke.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 9: A side-saddle mermaid tail. You could be like the male.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: Mermaid from the Morgan & Morgan commercials who looks like
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 4: Rod Jeremy.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: I'm already regretting the decision. I'm going to be honest
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: with you right now. Already regretting it.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: When you see the amount of love and support on
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: the texting surface.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: Where are we putting this thing? Where's it going to be? Oh. Okay, so...
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: Where do mermaids live? In your heart. Welcome to Witchy
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: Wrongy Springs. What's wrong with this mermaid, man? The hell?
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: What was that? Witchy Wrongy Springs. Yeah, this is Witchy
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Wrongy right here. Hey, we got it. We're at Whitey Wrongy.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Whitey Wrongy Springs. Show title. I've never seen a mermaid
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: with a butt heavy, but.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: Is that Steel? Is he packing? Mermaid with a damn gun.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: Don't get your weapon wet. A mermaid shotgunning butt heavies
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: sitting side saddle is, that's a vision. That is a vision.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: And you're going to make it happen for us September 26th.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: By the way, if you want details, it's realradio.fm.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: Is this a first thing we do scenario, or is
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: this a we get there, kind of chill out a
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: little bit, and then we get in there? Or is
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: this a first things first? You've got to be there.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: When we open the event, that's one of the first
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: things that happen.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: Well, the first thing that's going to happen to kick
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: off the event is going to be the Celebrity Dog Wash.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Auction. That is the first thing. That's going to be
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: the first thing we're going to do. Then after that?
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: Then after we wash our dogs.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: Then we're going to escort you. We'll probably have some
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 4: pomp and circumstance.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, Puff Action does some games as well. Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: This is where you're going to go, Jimmy. Okay, so
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: courtesy of Guinness Beer. Thank you, Brian.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: We're going to have, like Jack said earlier, a nice
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: LED truck set up right in front of Moss Mountain
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 4: Moonshine showing college football. We're going to have a couple
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: of cornhole games going on in front of there.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: You're going to be right to the right of the
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: LED truck, and then to the right of you is
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: going to be Daryl Payne.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Whatever you're wearing, I just need full midriff. Oh, thank you,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: Harvey Weinstein. You mean half shirt action?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some hoots? Put your hair in
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: a ponytail. That's what you want? You want to see
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: my hoots, my little bitties? No, no, midriff. Unless they
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: be dangling. I don't know. No, they're not dangling. You
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: can see them right here in the shirt. What are
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: you talking about?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 7: Dangling.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: That's what I said, midriff.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 9: They're over here like, you want to see my boobs then?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 9: I'm like, all right, gravity hits you hard. Jeez. I
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 9: think midriff is funnier than breast.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: You want the down pointers just sneaking out of the
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: bottom of them?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, oh.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 4: Somebody said they thought you were supposed to be at
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 4: another golf event that day.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: Are you going to be missing this again? No, I'm
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: not missing this again. I thought I was going to
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: be able to make the Mel's golf event, but I'm
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: not going to be able to because it's the same day.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: I thought the guy– nothing. It's more gym stuff. Who
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: texted that? Somebody who knew. Yeah, really.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to make sure because that would be
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: double punishment for next year.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: Again, it's why we're not worried about you being able
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: to operate the timer on your phone because you can't
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: master the calendar. I tried to set an alarm the
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: other day and just wound up playing YouTube for three hours.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Same song, didn't know how to stop it. Everyone with
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: an iPhone has that problem every once in a while.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: Same song, didn't know how to stop it. So I
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: just use YouTube videos as a timer. Five-minute video, that's
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: five minutes. Take's done. So we show up, do the
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: dog wash, celebrity dog wash. I will go to the
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: dunk tank for one hour. Oh, we'll have the DJ
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: announce it. Dude, I'm telling you, that's so long. That
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: is going to be way longer. I'm telling you, it's
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: going to get cumbersome after 30 minutes.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a long time, but I will
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: stay there as long as people are engaged. And then
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: after that, I'm leaving. That is a great rule. Going home?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: I'm leaving after that. Yeah, no, you got until 6 p.m.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 9: You just signed up for, you will do it as
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 9: long as people are engaged. Within the hour.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: We're going to raise so much money. If we get
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: to 45 minutes and there's nobody biting anymore. Well, I'm
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: not going to just sit there. You really think that?
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 9: So it's 61 minutes into this experience. Someone goes, I'm biting.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 9: I'd like to throw something. I want to see that
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 9: black man wet. I will say this.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: If at the end of the hour, there are still
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: multitudes of people with money in their hand that still
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: want to throw, I will make an exception at that point.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: But it's got to be a certain amount of people
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: that I look at and go, okay, this is worth
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: sticking around for another few minutes.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 7: Maybe.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: What if we ask the crowd to cheer for you
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: and show their love and support?
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: Yay, Jimmy.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 9: We're going to raise three grand for dogs with this
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 9: dunk tank. How much does a dunk tank cost?
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: Four. I think the dogs owe us a thousand bucks.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Just think, you're doing it for the animals. And then
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: after this, not another syllable about me missing last year.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: Not another syllable. Not one. Not another word. No references.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: No callbacks. No nothing. You think Bradshaw is going to
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: be able to live up to that? Yeah, well. Let's
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: see how it goes. I want Jack to try. I
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: just want to see Jack throw. I want to see
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: Ross throw. I got a good, I got a cannon, man.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: I don't miss. A lot. What about your arm, though?
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: I don't miss a lot. I'll miss. Oh, there's no
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: point in me even doing it.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 7: Oh, why?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: Too embarrassing? Yeah. It's Jimson Dixie Dukes getting wet. You
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: call them Dixie Dukes, which is actually worse than Daisy Dukes.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: Because the right pockets of a Confederate flag has been
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: sewn on. I like how all of us are like, oh, no,
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that. And then Jim has
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: to wear women's makeup with midriff showing in a dunk tank. Dude,
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: I may show up in short shorts wearing cowboy boots
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: and a half shirt and a damn cowboy hat. There
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: we go with the cigar hanging out. I may get
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: into it.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 7: Do it.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: Lean in.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: It might be uncomfortable when your cowboy boots fill up
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: with water and you got to climb out and back
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: up on the bench. Don't you worry about it, Jack.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: Water in my boot. I was born of the tank.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: I don't get sick. Why? I was born in a
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: Florida dunk tank. I am the tank. The tank and
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: I are one. Jimmy the tank. All right. 407-916-1041. Text
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: us 77031. Load them up. It's time for trivia. We'll
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: do that next. Jim Colbert, Prince of the Island. Jack,
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: I keep telling you. More love from this guy. Jimmy
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: is always like this. Listen, I will do it. But
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: I have some stipulation and some condition.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 17: Come on.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 7: On, Jimmy.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Just enjoy it. All of you should do the dunk temp. What?
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 14: And Deb should be like $ 30.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: Jack should be.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 6: Like $ 15.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Ross, $ 5. And Jimmy, $ 10. And Ross should go last
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: because he's going to sting the water. I'm proud you
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: got all that in, dude. Good job. He got it
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: all in, and he took shots at three of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Radio 104.1. I'm Jim. Deb is here.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 7: Hello. Jack is here.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: Ross is here. Believe in yourself. And Jack has the
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: Jackie sack. What's in there? All aboard. Chugga-chugga.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 10: Choo-choo.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: Clickety-clack, clickety-clack. We have tickets to see Orlando City take
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: on San Diego FC this Saturday at Inter.co Stadium. That
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: is September 5th. You can see the Lions on the pitch.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: Or you might choose as the winner today, Magical Dining, Dining, Dining, Dining.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: Dinner for two at Tamara Modern Indian Cuisine.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 15: Nice.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: Love Indian. All right, this is your last chance to
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: dine for Visit Orlando's Magical Dining, presented by Orlando Health,
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: because it ends on September 30th, where you get to
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: enjoy three-course, pre-fixed dinner menus at many of Orlando's top restaurants,
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: including Michelin Guide honorees. through Visit Orlando. Each meal will
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: benefit the OCA, the Opportunity Community and Ability, and other
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: local nonprofits. Support a fantastic cause while enjoying fantastic meals
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: at fantastic prices. Go to OrlandoMagicalDining.com. Remember, this ends September 30th,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: so if you haven't done it yet, move on that.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: Do it today. All the menus are online. All the
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: restaurants are online. It's really easy to do. Super easy
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: to navigate. Super easy. You can actually make your reservation
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: right from the website. Piece of cake. And when you
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: go in and you sit down and you just say,
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: I'd like to see the Magical Dining menu, they have
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: special menus just for that.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 7: It's fantastic.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Going to dinner next Saturday, or actually, yeah, next
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: Saturday for Magical. Probably do another one this weekend. You've
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: been hitting it. Yeah, dude, it's been great. I mean,
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: the menus are unbelievable, and some of the access to
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: some of these restaurants. I mean, the fact that Omo
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: by John is on there, that's a Michelin star restaurant,
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: is bananas, you know? All right, Deb, one, two, three, four,
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: or five? Feeling three. Three sounds good. That is Austin. Austin,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: how you doing? I'm good, Jim.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 7: How are you?
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: Doing great, brother. Want to play a little game with us?
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do it, indeed. Do you want
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: to play a game? All right, Austin, this is a
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 2: real easy game. Boss got a question here for you.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: Four answers. One of these answers is not true. What?
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: But if you can find that one, I'll send you
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: over to see Jack, and you can pick out something
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: nice for yourself. Are you ready? Let's go. Here we go, buddy.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: On this day in 1928, American businessman and co-founder of
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: The Gap, Donald Fisher, was born. Here are three fun
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: facts about The Gap and one sensible $ 26 sweater of
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: a line. They do have good prices. All right, buddy.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: We're talking about The Gap. Which one of these is
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: not true? Number one, The Gap owns Old Navy, Athleta,
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: and Banana Republic as well. Number two, the Gap has
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: about 2,500 stores across 25 countries on Earth. Number three,
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: in 2020, the Gap signed a 10-year partnership deal with
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: Kanye West, only to cancel it two years later. Or lastly,
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: the Gap's original name was going to be Pants and Discs,
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 2: because all they were going to sell is jeans and records.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: Which of those is a lie? Oh, man, let's, um.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 7: Let's go to number two.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: That's the one, buddy!
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 7: You got it!
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: The blind stab wins again. How many stores do you
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: think The Gap actually has? I said 2,500 across 25 countries.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 7: I'm going to.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 2: Go $ 6, 000. 3,500 stores across 35 countries.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: Austin, you're a winner. Good job. I've had a good
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: run until Austin. Austin knocked me off my perch two
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: days in a row. I made it all the way
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: to the last one until Austin shows up and ruins
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: the party. That blue dot of a city got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: The Gap does own Old Navy, Athleta, and Banana Republic
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: as well. The Gap has, like I said, 3,500 stores
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 2: across 35 countries. In 2020, the Gap did sign a
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: 10-year deal with Kanye West. It was going to be
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: called Yeezy Gap or Gap Yeezy. Do you remember that, Ross? Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: Of course, he went crazy and started yelling out anti-Semitic
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: and Nazi-supporting stuff, and they canceled that pretty quickly. And
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: then I think basically wholesaled out the rest of that gear.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: And the Gap's original name was going to be Pants
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: and Discs. The whole idea, he was going to sell
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: records and jeans. That was it. Good thing he left
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: that business model behind. And the reason why the guy
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: actually started the Gap is because he was a size 31.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: And at the time, Levi's did not offer a size 31.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: It went from 30 to 32 to 34 to 36.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: He hated that. And he said that that sucks because
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 2: it leaves a lot of people out. So he set
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: out to build a company that offers jeans and those
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: odd sizes that Levi's wasn't serving.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 4: The other thing I love about The Gap is the
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: stuff they come out with around the 4th of July,
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: where you can go in and get their Americana t-shirts
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: and shorts and stuff. And then the other thing, too,
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 4: is their jammy.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: Their jammy sets?
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 4: Their jammy sets for families that they sell around the holidays.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: A couple other things before we get to the top
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: of the hour. Do you wear matching jammies? Ross, thoughts?
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: Can we give it a minute? No. The Gap is
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: given credit for making the standard color pocket t-shirt an
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: American fashion norm. In other words, when you see everybody
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: walking around, they just have the T-shirt with a pocket
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: and jeans, and that's it. That did not happen much
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: before The Gap. The Gap made that the norm.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: The Gap's khaki swing commercial, do you remember that? Yeah,
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: they were all in khaki pants and dancing to swing music.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: That actually was credited for giving the giant boost to
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: that late 90s swing revival. Really? Yeah, it was that
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: Gap commercial that made people, because for about a year
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 2: and a half or so, swing music made this giant comeback.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: And it lasted for about, what, a year, two years?
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: A couple years. That was all powered by that Gap video,
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: or the Gap commercial. Not enough people knew how to dance.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: Old Navy was the first retailer to do this in
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: sales in just four years after opening. Double. Old Navy? Yeah,
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: Old Navy. They own Old Navy.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, they started Old Navy after this guy
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: Fisher bought it, and it turned out to be their boon.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: It actually turned out to be their cash cow. Their
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: American shirts? Because that's how I remember Old Navy. Old
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: Navy was the first retailer in American history to make
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: $ 1 billion after only being in business four years.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 13: Ooh.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: And then lastly here. In 1996, actress Sharon Stone famously
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: walked the Oscars red carpet wearing a Rudolph Valentino skirt
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: and a Gap $ 26 sweater up top. And it changed.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, after that, it became cool to wear something casual
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 4: like that with couture.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: And they've actually backed out of mall spaces. If you'll notice,
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: there aren't many Gaps in malls anymore. They've gone to
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 2: freestanding stores and other spaces as well. And the guy
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: who actually started this company, he was a real estate developer.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: When he bought this building, I think he bought a
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: hotel in California, and he had a space down there.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: And he said, well, let's just throw some stuff in
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: there that I think is good because they were just
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: using other brands. They sold Levi's and Wrangler's and Lee's.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: So they opened it up. It went crazy. So eventually
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: started kind of ruling that out, thinking to ourselves, well,
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: why are we paying for other jeans? We have the
• 1:55:55
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• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: Kind of cool. Thoughts? Yes. Tragedies cause a ton of
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 2: negative events, right? They always do.
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  Speaker 9: And usually, in fact, every single big tragedy that's happened
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 9: in my life has always caused the same emotion myself.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: Which is sadness.
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  Speaker 9: Well, Orlando and a bunch of Central Floridians like myself
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 9: in the entertainment scene here locally, we just actually had
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 9: a tragedy a couple of weeks ago, and I'm not
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 9: feeling sadness. I'm feeling a different emotion, and I was
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 9: wondering if you could help me out with that emotion.
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  Speaker 9: I'll tell you that emotion, and I will ask you
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 9: for your help after the break.
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  Speaker 2: We'll do that next.
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  Speaker 15: Good afternoon, morning, Colbert, Keru. Okay, so looking like I
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 15: should be able to make it out to Suds, Pups,
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 15: and Pints. Willie will be joining me as well. And
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 15: of course, we're going to be dunking on Jimmy. You
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 15: got to do at least an hour, dude. I mean,
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 15: say you get even like 30 people in that hour,
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 15: that's only 300 bucks. We can do a lot better
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  Speaker 15: than that, my man. But also, speaking of water, do
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 15: you know what the bottled water told the spy, Jimmy?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, buddy. What did it say?
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  Speaker 1: The name's Bond. Hydrogen Bond. Big T out.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, please, come to Mount Dora. With a quiver full
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: of those jokes. I appreciate it. I am going to
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: be so brutal to you. You have no idea.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, just keep making money for the Humane Society of
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  Speaker 4: Lake County.
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  Speaker 2: You can do whatever you want. You are going to
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 2: earn that dunk, and you're going to leave crying. Welcome
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  Speaker 2: back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're already at 104.1.
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  Speaker 9: Jim, I told you that the teaser was saying that
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 9: every tragedy, everyone has had a bad thing happen to
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 9: them in their life, whether it's your life or somebody
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 9: else's that can then Cause this negative emotion and it
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 9: can spread throughout, you know, a friend group or a community.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 9: And usually whenever that happens, I feel immense sadness. And
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 9: I feel like this might be like a, a very. honest, uh,
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 9: crossroads moment of like, okay, maybe this is the last
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 9: nail of being, becoming an adult in some way, because
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 9: at 25, when something bad were to happen, I would
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 9: get sad.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 2: And now I've.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 9: Got a new emotion that I, I've never really experienced
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 9: before off of, uh, something bad. And I will tell
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 9: you the something bad, but the new emotion is anger.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 9: I have for the first time in my life, uh,
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 9: Heard news and felt anger.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: And I don't know how to compute it. I don't
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 9: know how to stomach it. Okay. I think about the
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 9: news and I get really, really upset.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 9: So I guess it would help if I told you
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 9: the news, I suppose. A couple weeks ago, everyone found
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 9: out between a group of friends that a somewhat popular
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 9: person that we all knew got hit by lightning. and
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 9: uh as soon as this is your group of friends
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 9: this is uh essentially yes my group of friends a
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 9: friend in this group got hit by lightning and uh
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 9: immediately i think we all think of the same thing
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 9: of other stories of people surviving sure yeah and uh
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 9: i even looked it up it's a 90 chance of
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 9: survival yeah being hit by lightning um unfortunately for this
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 9: friend He did not survive.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 2: He didn't make it. No.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 9: He was sent to the hospital. He was in a coma.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 9: I believe they pronounced him essentially brain dead. And then
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 9: the family made the decision this week. And I bring
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 9: it up because literally I'm confused. And the one thing
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 9: about this one individual... That I would love to say,
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 9: because I know that there are so many people just
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 9: like him and what that character trait is. and I
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 9: know it's so easy to take for granted, but being
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 9: a good human. He was good. He was not loud.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: If you walked into a room, chances are you might
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: have missed him because he's being respectful to everyone else
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: in the room. There was never a bad day when
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 2: I was in his proximity. He was also way more
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 2: supportive of me than I was supportive of him.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 9: Every post, every joke, every sketch that I dropped online,
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 9: he was one of the first comments. He would always
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 9: bring it up to me and goes, oh man, I
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 9: loved how you did that and was really invested in
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 9: my pursuit of my own happiness. That that's the trait
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 9: right there that I want to compliment. And if you
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 9: are one of those people that you can celebrate somebody
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 9: else's happiness in front of that person, man, you should
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 9: never spend an hour of any part of your life
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 9: being disrespected. If you have that attribute, because he showed
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 9: me that attribute.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 2: And to be honest with.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 9: You, it's a muscle that I think is weak in
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 9: my body. I don't, I'm not the best at that.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 9: Whenever I hear a really, really good joke at a
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 9: comedy show, I actually kind of get upset.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 2: Damn, I wish I'd have thought of that. I could
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: have thought of that. And I have never walked up
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: to that comedian and said, I wish I would have
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 2: thought of that. And this individual, this great friend... Was
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: a creative. He had his own podcast. He was an
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: uber nerd. And I mean that in the highest respect.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 2: And I think it's important just for me to say
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: his name. He was in a band called Pangolin. His
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: name was Kenneth Lehman Jr. And I knew him from
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: his theme park days.
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  Speaker 10: And I.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 2: Just get so angry, Jim. Why are you angry, buddy?
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: Because he was too good.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 2: And it was such a smoking gun evidence of how
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: truly unfair this whole existence thing is. And I'm not
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: saying that it should be fair or I'm not trying
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: to convince anybody that it is.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 9: And like, oh, we got robbed. I understand life is hard.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 9: This is hard. But this is the first time that
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 9: I have felt anger. because of how wholesome and how pure,
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 9: of how just a, across the map, Jim, a contribution
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 9: to his world and his society. And it was robbed
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 9: from Mother Nature, the chaos that is the randomness of lightning.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 2: Would it be any different if it was like a
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: car crash or anything like that would it would you
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: feel different if it was that instead of lightning if
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 2: it wasn't so random.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 9: It's solely off of the person that he was and
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 9: the person he grew into and i and i'm not
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 9: gonna lie i'm not like super close to him I'm
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 9: not going to act like I was his best friend,
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 9: but I will act that Central Florida just lost one
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 9: hell of a human being, and I just have never
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 9: experienced anger off of anyone's passing, including my father, which
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 9: is weird because my dad had his own demons, but
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 9: this guy was.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: You're applying his existence to his attributes as opposed to
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 2: just being alive. I mean, that's what you're doing because–
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: and the other thing too is unfortunately in today's world,
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 2: we have plenty of people to compare him against, right?
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 2: We have plenty of people to go, that person is
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: an awful POS and why does my guy gone and
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 2: this guy continues to live on?
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a whole lot of that and
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: then there's– And it's exhausting. Yeah, it is. It is
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: exhausting to go in day in, day out and see
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: something bad win and then get hit with the news
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: that Kenneth isn't here anymore because that was a good
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: guy losing. And it's just like.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 9: Running a marathon and you're on mile 10 after you
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 9: see the bad guy get the— Yeah, yeah, yeah. get
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 9: the the advantage or grab the promotion because they were
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 9: the loud one and they were the the exclamation point
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 9: guy and god knows that guess what kind of a
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 9: hypocrite i benefited from being the the exclamation point guy
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 9: and he supported that because he had he enjoyed creativity
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 9: He was such a good person. I've never had such
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 9: a wholesome spirit lose or leave my life before. And
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 9: that's why I think I've never felt this level of
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 9: anger about it. So if you're one of the people
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 9: that supports your friends, I.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 9: I can't thank you enough. His passing has made me
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 9: want to support my friends more. It's not a dumb endeavor.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 9: Go out to that show because the one thing, and
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 9: I don't want to end this being so dramatic, but
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 9: the one thing that haunts me the most is is
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 9: uh he was in a band it was called pangolin
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 9: he was in the music scene the independent music scene
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 9: here in orlando and uh i did a comedy show
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 9: i was with a band and the band was supposed
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 9: to do a set and i was supposed to do
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 9: a set and we were supposed to flip two more
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 9: times after that it is the one time that i
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 9: walked up to kenneth the next day at work and
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 9: he goes where were you last night Because it was
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 9: the only comedy show in my entire life that I
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 9: called out sick.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 9: So even at a show that I didn't support for myself,
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 9: he was there. Because I called out sick. Friend support
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 9: is priceless.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 2: If you have a friend that supports you in any
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: shape or form, If it's the most that they have,
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 2: then appreciate it, even if it's not the exact definition
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 2: of the support that you need or want. If they
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 2: are giving it to you, please soak that in. Please.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 9: Those people are priceless, and you are lucky to have
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 9: them in your life. Orlando lost a really, really good person,
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 9: and boy, am I angry about it. And those are
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 9: your Ross thoughts.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: I'm out. Peace. All right.
• 2:07:30
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  Speaker 2: of the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 18: High lightning three times. First was under the sink, touching
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 18: pipes while lightning was outside. Second was in the shower,
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 18: reaching into a stream of water.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 2: It felt like Thor's hammer. The third time was a few.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 18: Weeks ago, I guess, we had those bad storms hit
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 18: in the backyard. I was in the house on my
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 18: cell phone. It went through me and went through my son.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: In his bedroom.
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  Speaker 17: Whoa.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 2: Do not come to Mount Ward.
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  Speaker 5: Jim Bob Crew, Ross, man, I feel for you, man. Unfortunately,
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 5: the older you go, the more people you lose. And
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 5: you saying that, you're angry, man.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: That's okay. Be angry.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 5: Don't let anybody tell you that it's not okay to
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 5: be angry or talk you out of it.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 2: It's okay to be angry, man.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 5: Express those emotions.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 1: It sucks.
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 5: It really, really sucks to lose somebody you love or
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 5: don't love.
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the, um.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's the fairness thing you're kind of dealing
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 2: with more difficultly, right? It's just the idea that he
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 2: was such a good person and did not deserve to
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: have his life ended so quickly as opposed to people
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 2: who go through their life living it in a duplicitous
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 2: manner and never seem to pay a price for it.
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 2: They always seem to get away with it. That can
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: be absolutely infuriating. I get it.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you kind of right there, whale on the head.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 2: When bad things happen to good people. Yeah, yeah. My son,
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 2: I will tell you, I love my son dearly, but
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 2: when he was young, he had a real problem with
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 2: the idea of fairness in life. And he's kind of
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 2: learned that. because life has shown him enough possibilities that
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 2: he only leaned on the stuff that seemed to be
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 2: bad for him. He never really looked at the positives
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 2: that he had going in his life sometimes. He always
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 2: felt when something happened, it was just happening to him,
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: and those things didn't happen to anybody else. And it
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: took him a while to get out of that mentality
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: and just kind of growing up a little bit, but
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 2: it does happen. And this isn't the first person you've
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: lost that's close to you either, right? No.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 9: No, to be honest with you, I'm on an awful
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 9: hot streak. There's also another comedian that I performed with.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 9: This was like 10 years ago, but that's also hurting the...
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 9: And that's a national comedy scene comedian. You would have
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 9: to be doing comedy for a while to know who
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 9: he was. But Danny Maupin also just passed. And I
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 9: was definitely closer with my friend Kenneth than I was
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 9: the other person.
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: But just knowing.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 9: Kenneth's character, the way that I did and the way
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 9: that everybody did just makes it that much worse because
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 9: everyone deserves to live their life. But I got to
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 9: tell you, and I have had my eyes opened up
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 9: to this. I think some people deserve to live longer
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 9: than others. Like, like, like in the sense of like,
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 9: there are good people and bad people.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 2: And I not, I can't be naive to that anymore.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the lessons I would talk to my
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: kids about when they were young, because especially when this
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 2: came up, and of course this is my son as well,
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 2: is I think one of the most dangerous words in
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 2: the English language is deserve.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 2: I think it is a painfully, really toxic kind of word,
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: and I think it can really create some serious situations
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 2: in your life. If you believe you deserve, and I've
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 2: told my kids before, you don't deserve anything. I mean,
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 2: you get what you get, but you don't deserve it.
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 2: That means good things or bad things. I mean, if
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 2: you have great favor in your life, I mean, it
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 2: just happened to you. If you have things that happened
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: to you poorly, you didn't deserve that. There's no great
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: cosmic force coming down on you to even things out
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: or to mess it up. It's just kind of how
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: it happens. I mean, you said he was on his
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 2: bicycle when this happened?
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, he could have easily been hit by a car.
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 2: somebody not paying attention to their phone and hit by
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 2: a car. I mean, you think about the deserved thing,
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 2: and I'm not trying to parallel this with anything else, Ross,
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 2: but I'll give you a good example of how this
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 2: hits me, is the gentleman who was trying to help
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 2: in Apopka about two weeks ago. Yeah, the Good Samaritan.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 2: The guy was a Good Samaritan. He saw a guy
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 2: hitting a girl, a woman, having a big argument and
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 2: getting physical. He gets out of his car to go
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 2: over and see what's going on and get shot and killed. Now,
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 2: when you hear reports about what that person was like,
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: apparently one of the greatest dudes ever. Great family man,
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: wonderful husband, community partner, and was shot dead trying to
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: do the right thing by somebody who had a record
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 2: of doing the wrong thing. This was just one part
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: of this guy's life. And the wrong guy took the
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 2: punishment that day. And even though I don't know this person,
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 2: I got a little of that feeling. It's like, how
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 2: does this happen in life? How does the guy trying
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 2: to help the girl get shot and killed by the
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 2: guy who has a perpetual problem with that? Multiple arrests,
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: multiple rap sheet, the whole nine yards. But it just happens.
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 2: There's really no rhyme or reason to it. It is
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 2: very difficult to understand. Really, there is no understanding it.
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 2: And then there was.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 9: I mean, there's so many things that I feel like
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 9: I've grown up so much, like just different thoughts. Like
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 9: when I was young and everything was black and white,
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 9: everything good and bad.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 2: It's simple.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 9: It's what's being taught to you. Don't do that. Definitely
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 9: do this. And then as you get older. And then
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 9: that black and white method of just going, this is good,
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 9: this is bad. All of a sudden, the entire ground
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 9: falls out from underneath you because now it's, well, this
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 9: is good, but.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, again, this is another conversation I have with my son.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 2: We talked about that very thing because that's exactly what
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: I told him. I said, the world is not black
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 2: and white. I said, you know, I said, the crazy
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: part is, is between the black and white is a
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 2: ton of gray. And all that gray is different situations
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 2: in your life, different. And you're going to experience this
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: five or 10 times more in your life, buddy. I mean,
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 2: this is I mean, I do see this as like
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 2: a this is just one of those things that, you know,
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: my Uncle Bobby, my Uncle Bobby of all my family members,
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: including my mother, was by far the best of the group.
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 2: just a wonderful human being and died before, died before others,
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 2: you know, died at 75 years old, never smoked, never drank,
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 2: went to church, did his whole thing, was a good person,
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 2: helped family members, the whole nine yards and, you know, got,
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 2: got lung cancer and died of it, you know, and,
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 2: and you just, you know, why even at 75, he
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: was in perfect shape. His face, his, his, his absolutely
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 2: perfect shape. Look, still 40 years old.
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 9: And it's like one of those things, because it's just,
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 9: whenever you see such an injustice, it's, And, and I
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 9: know I'm like five degrees separated from the fault, the
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 9: next statement, but it makes me go like, why are
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 9: we sweating?
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Why are we trying to like, what's wait, hold on.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: I forgot. This is, that's a possibility. I gotta tell you, dude,
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 2: this is the kind of thing you're like, some people
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: like take this stuff like to heart and they change
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 2: their entire life. Like, I mean, there are people out
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 2: there that have had instances like that. And they're like,
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 2: I'm checking out. I'm going to go get a cabin
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 2: in the mountains. I'm done with this. I don't want
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 2: any more of this pain. I don't want any more
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 2: of this. And, uh, it's a real directive point, but, uh, Yeah,
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 2: it sucks, buddy, and I'm sorry to hear that for
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: your friend.
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 9: Well, and it's not just my friend. There are way
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 9: closer people to Kenneth than I. I just was lucky
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 9: enough to be in his orbit and to have his
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 9: support for my jokey jokes.
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, again, buddy, I'm sorry, and I
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 2: just wish everybody that is connected with him the best,
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 2: and as much peace as they can gain.
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and the anger thing is just so new. I've
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 9: never gotten angry at nothing before, but here I am
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 9: getting angry at nothing.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us at 77031. Got a lot
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: of positive responses there. We will be at Universal Studios tomorrow.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 2: We will be. We're going to be out there broadcasting
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 2: live from the booth. If you're out at the park tomorrow,
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 2: if you're going to Halloween Horror Nights, you should get
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: there a little bit early. If you want to stop
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 2: by and bang on the window, we'll be right there
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 2: by the Brown Derby. That is the radio broadcast booth.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 2: We'll be there. Emily, the movie girl, is going to
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 2: drop by a little bit tomorrow, I believe. That's awesome.
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 2: We're going to have Remy. Remy's going to drop by
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 2: around 4 o'clock and give us a review of some
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: of the houses. Yep. Jimmy will be wearing his mermaid outfit.
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 2: So you can actually look in the studio and see him.
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 2: So it's going to be a good time tomorrow. We're
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: really excited about it. Just found out that our good
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 2: friends over at... Hard Rock Cafe are going to provide
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 2: some snacks for us, which is nice. Yes. Love those guys.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 2: And what else is going on there tomorrow, guys? I
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 2: know I'm going to be eating even more than the
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 2: Hard Rock food. I'm going after that Halloween Horror Night food.
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 9: I've already had some of the things. Basically, they have
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 9: like a deep fried sushi roll on a stick.
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 2: Do they really? With eel sauce and white sauce. That
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 2: sounds good. It's a fun time. Yeah, I'm down for that.
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 2: How about that? Universal is making a change, though. Did
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 2: you guys see the latest news? What is it? After
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 2: this change is made, the only original ride left in
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 2: the park will be E.T. I did see this.
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah. Wow.
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 2: And the funny thing is, what I'll never understand about
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: Halloween Hard Nights, they had what I think was generationally
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 2: the most popular thing that I've ever been a part of,
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 2: and that includes the houses to me at Halloween Hard Nights,
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 2: which was Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. And they would
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 2: do this entire show, bringing in all kinds of pop
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 2: culture stuff, weaving it into like a show with acrobatics,
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 2: with comedy, with horror. And it was a standing room
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 2: only situation. And where that happened was... Was that animal experience, right?
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 9: No, that happened over at the Fear Factor stage, which
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 9: still exists, but they have a nightmare fuel. But I
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 9: like where your head is going out right now. You
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 9: are thinking that you're rooting for Bill and Ted to
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 9: make a comeback.
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 2: I would love to see them make a comeback. Oh,
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: that was one of the best shows ever. I thought
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 2: they did it at the animal actors on location thing
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 2: at that big theater. That's not where that is? There's
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 2: two big theaters in that theme park.
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 9: You have the Fear Factor or what used to be
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 9: the Fear Factor, but that is the stage for the
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 9: Nightmare Fuel, which is the massive dance AAA budget offering
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 9: that Halloween Horror Nights has that took Bill and Ted's spot.
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Didn't I know that?
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 2: Is that the same venue, the one that's over by
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 2: the Simpsons ride or whatever?
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. That's no longer. uh they're shutting that down
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 2: animal actors yeah yeah going to go by it's going
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: by and that was one of the original features of
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 2: universal when they built it um and it will be
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 2: the only ride left will be et out of all
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 2: of the original rides that's it that'll only be the
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 2: one and they didn't really say what they're putting there
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 2: but they are putting a new experience there have you
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 2: heard anything no i have not maybe we can have
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 2: remy tomorrow for that Maybe he knows. Their official announcement
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 2: is they'll reveal that when they're ready.
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, really?
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 2: Is that the official announcement? 36 years. It's been running
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 2: there for 36 years. It'll close. It opened June 7th
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 2: of 1990, and it'll close November 2nd of this year.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 2: It'll be the last show. That's a bummer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 9: Because that's such a niche job. Animal actor, entertainment, animal training, audience.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 11: That.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 2: Shout out to that venue. What a hell of a run.
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 2: They did say the only other thing that's been open
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 2: since day one was the Horror and Makeup show, but
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 2: is that now closed? That is down right now. They're
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 2: retooling that. Yeah, but that's not going away. They're just
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 2: retooling that show and getting a new show, though, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 2: So they're just writing a new program for that. To me,
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 2: that was, and it's closed now, right? Yes. Yes. Yeah,
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 2: to me, that is an absolute must when it's open.
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 2: And I'm glad because you said that a couple years ago.
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 2: You guys were talking about it and said that. So
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 2: I finally went to see it. All the times I've
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 2: been there, never went into that show. I finally saw it,
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 2: really enjoyed it. And now that it's no more, I mean,
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 2: it's going to be something different. But I'm glad I
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 2: got to see that.
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 2: It is absolutely a must. I mean, really, I thought
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 2: it was like one of the cool little secrets of
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 2: going to the park was going to that little show
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 2: because it doesn't have like a grandiose entrance, as I remember.
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 2: There's not like a ton of tension brought to it,
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: not like some of the other big rides, you know.
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 2: But when you go in and you sit down, you're like, damn,
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 2: this was unbelievably entertaining. What's it like, 20 minutes? Yeah, 25. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 2: Depending on if they're laughing or not.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 2: But I have not heard a word about going where
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 2: the animal actors is. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 9: They've got that locked up, what they're doing with horror makeup.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 9: They've got that locked up. What brand could be coming there?
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you. I mean, what is out there right
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 2: now that they could bring that is family safe at Universal?
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 2: They already have a ton of Minions stuff. More Minions? No,
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, look. More B2B. Yeah, Minions are moneymakers, trust me.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 2: But I don't know what it would be. I don't
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 2: know what they're leaning into. Yeah, because, I mean, the
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: other park, Adventure... What's it? Islands of Adventure? Epic has
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 2: all of that stuff over there, right? They have all
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 2: of the new stuff. Is it Epic, right?
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 9: Well, all the new stuff, all the stuff over at
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 9: Epic is new. But, I mean, if you're talking about
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 9: new concepts, here's the thing. There are no new concepts.
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 9: That's the scary thing about living in 2026. But, I mean,
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 9: Epic is.
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 2: New concepts, right? Or it's just bringing new worlds? Yeah, but,
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, what's the dark side? Dark universes. Dark universe,
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 2: but that's Frankenstein and Dracula and those whole things. Matter
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 2: of fact, they're currently expanding that now. They're already expanding that.
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 2: And Disney is kind of copying that with a villains area, right? Yeah,
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: but there's... Disney villains are still fun and cute. You
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 2: go over to Epic and you're like, I think I
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 2: lost blood. I think something bit my neck. You're not
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 2: going to get bitten in half.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 9: When you go to Epic Universe, right there in Dark Universe,
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 9: there's a well that goes to hell.
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah. That's not going to happen over at Epcot.
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 2: My favorite line over here at any Universal property is, yeah,
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 2: this ain't Disney.
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, would they ever do something like connected to a
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 2: pop group? I mean, would they ever do like a
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 2: BTS experience or something like that? Well, they've done musical
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 2: and musician haunted houses in the past. They had the
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: weekend haunted house. Well, actually, even they had a permanent ride.
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 2: They did the Ozzy Osbourne this year. But Aerosmith had
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 2: the Rip Ride Rocket. I mean, wasn't that Aerosmith? That's
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 2: not the Rip Ride Rocket. Or what is it? I'm sorry.
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 2: It's the Rockin' Roller Coaster. Yeah, Rockin' Roller Coaster. Rockin' Roller, yeah.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 2: And that was a universal product, wasn't it? That was Disney. Oh, God.
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 2: At the Hollywood Studios. God almighty, dude. Rip Ride Rocket
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 2: wasn't universal. But it wasn't the Aerosmith thing.
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 11: No.
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 2: That's going to be Fast and Furious ride. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: The Aerosmith was the other one at the other park.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 2: This ain't Disney. Yeah. Dung Tank. That's what they have.
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 2: Dung Tank.
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 9: I hope, though, whatever they do to replace animal actors,
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 9: I hope it's awesome.
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 2: I know it will be. I always get excited when
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 2: you get.
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 9: This is one of my biggest complaints about living in
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 9: Orlando is when people scoff at theme park entertainment as
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 9: if it's not billions of dollars invested for human entertainment.
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 2: As if not people have left these roles and turned
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 2: into stars in Hollywood and use this as a jumping
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 2: point to... Or not just that, but when you go
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 2: to a theme park, Every square foot was thought of
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 2: and with you in mind. Yeah, yeah. And people, I think,
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 2: have started taking that for granted.
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 10: Maybe.
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe that's a hot take. Are they
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 2: destroying the entire property or are they just going to
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 2: use that theater area for another show? I mean, are
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 2: they just tearing that entire thing down?
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 2: That is a gigantic theater. I mean, what's that thing
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 2: sit like? 2,500, 3,000 people? I wouldn't say 3,000, but
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 2: it's got to have a comma in it. Dude, it's big. Yeah.
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 9: And I remember being there with my, talking about Old
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 9: Navy earlier, with my Old Navy flag shirt and my
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 9: bumbled up socks down to my foot. my case with
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 9: shoes with my mom who's wearing 1998 clothes yeah.
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 2: Did that bill and ted's man for the run there
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 2: that was the thing man i mean everybody was talking
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 2: about bill and ted's because he was like really politically
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 2: incorrect yeah for like a theme park you expect to
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 2: kind of be in a safe zone from certain things
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 2: in a theme park they did they ripped it at
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 2: that thing it was fun i whatever they do i
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 2: believe in yeah yeah i mean they're gonna do a
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 2: good job they don't have any failures they'll be fine Well,
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 2: La Paz and Furious ride. Yeah, well, that's going to
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 2: be a new roller coaster. The new one is, but
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 2: what was the other one? It was a stunt show? No,
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 2: you didn't do it?
• 2:23:55
  Speaker 10: No.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 9: It was called Supercharged, and you went on a bus
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 9: and looked at a screen.
• 2:23:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 2: But the new roller coaster is supposed to be like
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 2: change your pants good.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yes.
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031. Deb, got some news?
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the jury is dismissed for the day in the
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 4: Lindsay Clancy trial. A woman has been identified in a
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 4: Port Orange shooting and vindication for Wile E.
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 10: Coyote.
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about that next during You Heard It Here First. Cool,
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 2: let's take a little break. We'll come back and get
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 2: Deb's news and get the hell out of here on
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: a Thursday.
• 2:24:23
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  Speaker 3: I hope when Jim does the dunk take, he gets
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 3: dunked so many times, his head turns into a prune.
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 2: It looks like that Mr. Peanut he's got on his VH. Oh, God,
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• 2:25:00
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• 2:25:07
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• 2:25:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 2: Can't wait to dunk him, Mr. Jimmy Nipples. So as
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 2: much as we'd all love to see Jimmy in a
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 2: mermaid tail and a sea star brawl, I think maybe
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 2: he should dress up as a catfish. Be catfish douche.
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 2: Got him. Come on. The solution to this is simple.
• 2:25:29
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  Speaker 2: hour off.
• 2:25:33
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• 2:25:34
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• 2:25:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, somebody take that bet. No way you can process
• 2:25:40
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  Speaker 2: Take the bet. Aloha. Aloha, brother.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, you are correct.
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  Speaker 2: 100% right, Mr. Colbert.
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  Speaker 15: I will be crying when I leave. Crying with laughter
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 15: at how much you look like a prude.
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 2: You feel the love?
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I was tooling around in Maitland today and reminding
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 12: me that after listening to Animal House yesterday, I was
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 12: behind this beat-up old white pickup truck missing a tailgate.
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 12: But what really got my attention was the license plate.
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 12: It said bald python.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry to clap back again, Jim Bob and crew.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay, buddy.
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  Speaker 5: But what I'm saying is anger is a gift just
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 5: like love and fear. It's really how you utilize it.
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  Speaker 5: But the anger you're feeling is a gift and it's
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 5: how you use it to become better and make his
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 5: memory live longer, man.
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 7: It's okay.
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  Speaker 10: You're right. What up, JCS crew? Bill and Ted's was
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 10: the best part of Halloween Horror Nights.
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  Speaker 2: I thought so, too.
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  Speaker 10: I would skip houses to go see the show a
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 10: second time. I worked there in the 90s. I've been
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 10: going to Halloween Horror Nights before I worked there in
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 10: the 90s. That was still the best show.
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 2: They pushed the edge. I loved it.
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  Speaker 12: Agreed.
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  Speaker 2: I remember going out there when OJ was on trial.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They had OJ running from the cops. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It was great.
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  Speaker 10: It was crazy.
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 2: They need to bring that back.
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  Speaker 3: Miss Debra, Jimmy, Jack, Ross. I'm not going to say
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 3: this is the best episode I've ever heard, but I
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 3: can 100% tell you this is one of the most relatable,
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 3: in my mind, intriguing conversations I've got to just listen
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 3: to in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you, buddy. Yeah, we appreciate it. Was
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 2: that regarding the thing with Ross, you guys? I mean,
• 2:27:35
  Speaker 2: we really didn't talk about anything. I think it was
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 2: the whole show. Three to six. That's seven. Most of
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 2: the texts were about the stupid dunk tank thing. I
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 2: can't imagine it wasn't about Ross' sentiments about his friend
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 2: and stuff. I'm sure a lot of people have parallel
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 2: thoughts like that. They They wonder daily how bad things
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 2: can happen to people who have only done good in
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 2: their life, and yet other people live duplicitous lives. They
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 2: seem to be powered by doing the wrong thing and
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 2: just slide through life without being touched. Yeah, that's... And somehow,
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 2: some way, they tend to make more money. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 2: That's another one, right? The nuts keep getting kicked. A
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 2: little salt in the wound. Yeah, yeah, for sure. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show here on Real
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 2: Radio 104.1. I am Jim. Deb is here. Hello. Jack
• 2:28:16
  Speaker 2: and Ross as well. That's true. We will be broadcasting
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 2: live from Halloween Horror Nights tomorrow, Universal Studios. So graciously.
• 2:28:24
  Speaker 2: open their door so we can come out and do
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 2: the show so if you're at our own park uh
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 2: come and uh shout out us a little bit it'll
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 2: be a lot of fun to see you guys and
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 2: um yeah i look forward to it man it's gonna
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 2: be a lot of fun gonna be a hoot love
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 2: doing the show out there well yeah it hasn't been
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 2: a year been about a year yeah at least yeah
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 2: all right deb let's do you heard it here first.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on the
• 2:28:46
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 4: The jury in the Lindsay Clancy triple murder case will
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 4: be back to deliberate tomorrow. The judge dismissed the jury
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 4: after an eventful day that saw the judge clarify to
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 4: the jury the definition of reasonable doubt.
• 2:29:00
  Speaker 2: But that's not all.
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  Speaker 18: Remember the instructions that I've given you over and over again.
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  Speaker 2: Stay away from any coverage about this. Don't talk about
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 2: this case.
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  Speaker 5: And I will see everybody tomorrow morning.
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 4: Apparently the jury is just like over it. When they
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 4: walked in the courtroom today, they wouldn't look at the prosecutors.
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 4: They're just like, Afterwards, Clancy's lawyer claims the issue surrounds
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 4: a single juror.
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 4: And pushed the judge to have that juror dismissed, but
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 4: the judge refused.
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 2: She tried to take a picture of Lindsay, I guess.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 2: That was the offense, if I remember right. That was
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 2: another juror who was caught taking video. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: And what's interesting is that she could face like 10
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 4: to 15 years in prison for taking video of the jury.
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 4: Some people shouldn't be allowed in the courthouse.
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 2: We haven't talked about that case just for, you know,
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 2: just the record here. We haven't talked about that case.
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 2: You know, trial death is like one of those things.
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 2: It's just kind of, we were a comedy show primarily.
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 2: We do get into some other things sometimes, but man,
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 2: I just didn't feel like covering that. Maybe when this
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 2: whole thing comes down, we can talk about the mental
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 2: illness and pleading insanity or, soft pleas of that. Maybe
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 2: that can be a conversation, but that's just why. It's just,
• 2:30:03
  Speaker 2: you know, never found it to fit into what we're
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 2: trying to really accomplish every day.
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 4: Well, I gave you the crazy in the next story. Thankfully,
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 4: no officers were hurt when someone walked into the lobby
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 4: of the Port Orange Police Department this morning and fired
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 4: a gun. Police say a 71-year-old woman brandished the gun,
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 4: pointed it at civilians, fired it, then walked out. That's
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 4: where she was confronted by and shot by officers who
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 4: who had responded to the scene, taken to the hospital.
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 4: She's been identified as Linda Cruteau and was last listed
• 2:30:35
  Speaker 4: in critical condition at the hospital. A motive for the
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 4: shooting isn't known, and it remains unclear exactly what her
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 4: relationship is, if any, to the police department.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:30:45
  Speaker 4: But for those who may be making a trip, just
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 4: be aware the Port Orange Police Department lobby will remain
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 4: closed until Tuesday.
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 4: And then finally, in what may have looked like a
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 4: classic cartoon come to life... A roadrunner squared off with
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 4: a coyote in California, but this time the coyote won.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 2: Best story in the country.
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 4: A man conducting a bird survey in the San Fernando
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 4: Valley with the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 4: photographed a coyote with a greater roadrunner in its mouth.
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 10: No way.
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  Speaker 2: At the Chatsworth Nature Preserve.
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 4: Now, apparently in real life, a coyote is actually capable
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 4: of outrunning a greater roadrunner. Wildlife experts say a roadrunner
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 4: that's left vulnerable can indeed become prey for a coyote.
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 2: I'll be damned. So pour one out for Wiley Coyote.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 2: Wiley finally got him some. We're talking about a bird
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 2: getting killed and eaten by another animal. That's what you're
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 2: happy about? It's nature, Jack. This brings the cartoon to life, God.
• 2:31:39
  Speaker 2: And you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 2: What are you doing, buddy? I'm not going to lie.
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 2: I thought this was a different story. I said it
• 2:31:46
  Speaker 2: was the best story in the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 2: About a coyote. The coyote catching the bird. Well, yeah, because.
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 2: We've always known you love bird death. No, no. It's
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 2: the whole coyote versus acme thing. That whole story with
• 2:31:57
  Speaker 2: the movie. The movie's out. Yeah, yeah. That is a
• 2:31:59
  Speaker 2: great story, by the way. That is a great story. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 2: The people won. Deb, who do we have to thank today?
• 2:32:04
  Speaker 4: We want to thank Mills Air for saucing up our Thursday.
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Mills.
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 4: Also want to thank Forward Slash Distillery and Blending House
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 4: for Whiskey of the Week. Attorney Glenn Klausman for Colbert Court,
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 4: just in case you missed this week's Old Sentinel.
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 2: Old Watchdog. Old Watchdog. And by the way, only 100
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 2: bottles left if you want this. One off. Once it's gone,
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 2: there will never be another drop made. So do that.
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 4: Well, their reviews, their podcasts, both Whiskey of the Week
• 2:32:31
  Speaker 4: and Colbert Court, are already up at the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:32:35
  Speaker 4: And last but never least, Sam Bowen, Candice Rich, and
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 4: Alicia Badass Boulware for running our YouTube chat.
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys. Appreciate that, Jack. Question of the day. Have
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 2: you ever been a dunker or donkey in a dunk tank? 4%
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 2: say yes. No, no, no. Either the dunker or the donkey.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: So if you've ever been in a dunk tank or
• 2:32:56
  Speaker 2: dunked someone in a dunk tank. 58% say they dunked somebody.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 3: 96%.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: 34%.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 3: 34%.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: But they're going to make up for it on Saturday,
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 2: September 26th at Sud Pups and Pints. Yeah, they will.
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 2: Ross stand-up? Yes, actually not stand-up. Sketch comedy, speaking of
• 2:33:14
  Speaker 2: the 26th. As soon as I'm done with Suds, Pups,
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 2: and Pints, baby, guess what?
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 9: I'm driving to Daytona, and I will be doing sketch
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 9: comedy in Daytona.
• 2:33:23
  Speaker 2: You can get tickets at rosscomedy.com. That's cool. That is rosscomedy.com.
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, we'll get you live from Universal Studios tomorrow.
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 2: Hope you have a good Labor Day week. We're not
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 2: doing that yet. We can do that tomorrow, right?
• 2:33:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 2: All right, very good. Let's just get the hell out
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 2: of here. What do you say? On behalf of Deb, Jack,
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 2: and Ross, I'm Jim. We follow the new junkie. They
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 2: follow the monsters of the morning after us. It's time
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 2: to end with a corporate time. It's love thy neighbor.
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 2: Of course, it is real laughs. We'll see you tomorrow
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 2: at 3 for more of the Jim Corbett Show. Until then,
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 2: have yourself a fantastic Thursday evening. See you tomorrow.
• 2:33:50
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, my little darling baby.
• 2:33:58
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