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THE DISCLAIMER: Waiting For Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and picture for raw tuggings for to
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  Speaker 2: Siven every weekday.
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  Speaker 1: On radio record No get a friends, Hello, what time
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  Speaker 1: do you call this? Kezy?
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  Speaker 3: Fucking I'm sorry, I going to call for a reskent agent. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I had to chat to.
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  Speaker 1: Them, Oh a real estate agent?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell's that supposed to like?
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  Speaker 4: Story?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Ah, no, that doesn't mean anything.
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  Speaker 2: But and then and old Mogi and I just sitting
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  Speaker 2: in here for twenty five minutes waiting for.
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  Speaker 3: Old keyes fuck you exagger.
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  Speaker 2: And then it was ah and then because Mogi was human,
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  Speaker 2: he was felthy and I, SA's just easy on there
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  Speaker 2: on old Kezy, old Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: And then anyway, that's why he's the first one to
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  Speaker 5: bring it up.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, so you start and you start walking towards
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  Speaker 2: the studio and it's all good. MOGGI here comes Kezy
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  Speaker 2: and then he points and I was like, did the
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  Speaker 2: shoulder thing?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Keezy?
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  Speaker 2: And he pointed at his coffee cup. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: go across the road and get.
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  Speaker 3: A across the road.
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  Speaker 1: I love the man.
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  Speaker 2: At a number fifteen minutes, forty minutes waiting for Kezy.
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  Speaker 6: But you're here now, Yeah, man, waiting for Waiting for God?
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  Speaker 1: God?
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  Speaker 6: Come on, man, Oh, drama mistake. You know that Luke
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  Speaker 6: is that his name could play that Waiting for God?
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  Speaker 6: Not the one I saw who depends he's performing im?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Really I might have been to Ian McKellen. I feel
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  Speaker 5: like it was Patrick Stewart.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard about that.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that.
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  Speaker 3: I just here he hitters Hugh Sho.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't an old mate, the guy that was the
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  Speaker 5: host of Tonight, Matthew. I'm going to D's the al
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  Speaker 5: Matthew something or other. I don't realize he was an actor,
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  Speaker 5: big bearded fucker he is. And the problem that I
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  Speaker 5: heard with it as I wish I had have known
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  Speaker 5: more about the play when I went yes, because when
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  Speaker 5: I've spoken about this before. But it took me about
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  Speaker 5: over half of the play to realize, Yeah, it's just
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  Speaker 5: these two fuck sitting on a bench and what do
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  Speaker 5: they cheat about?
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  Speaker 3: Is it interesting?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 5: I was kind of waiting for God? Yeah it is
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  Speaker 5: old God. Oh I can't remember, to be honest, No,
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  Speaker 5: maybe now, But when I saw it, what was that?
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  Speaker 5: It would have been in my early twenties mid to
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  Speaker 5: late twenties.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a funny feeling Mogi that my wife saw
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  Speaker 2: the same play right with the same actors someone I
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  Speaker 2: know I can't remember.
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  Speaker 5: Actually it might have been Jason's wife, but I didn't
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  Speaker 5: know Jose then, which is about right. I can remember
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  Speaker 5: who I went, but I remember the theater in Wellington
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  Speaker 5: and all that sort of stuff, but remember being over it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah theater, aver it theater, not oh no. The last
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  Speaker 6: show I saw was your wife's play. No theater is
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  Speaker 6: generally great.
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  Speaker 5: That one I didn't like, Yeah, because and it's also
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  Speaker 5: a classic, which again makes it tricky.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 6: It is like the classic ones were like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: you've heard the name of quite a few times, and
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  Speaker 6: then you go watch it, and then you it's obviously
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  Speaker 6: was important when it came out and liter modern theater,
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  Speaker 6: but when I watched I'm like, oh my god, this
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  Speaker 6: is so confused.
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  Speaker 2: Well, having said that, talking about the classics, the last
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  Speaker 2: play I went to a View from.
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  Speaker 1: The Bread Jill, which was fucking amazing, Yes, really good.
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  Speaker 3: But what I like it though, Yeah, I think you
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  Speaker 3: would have.
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  Speaker 1: Keeazy seriously, it's a very good. Play was very good.
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  Speaker 1: It was very well done, very well done. And it's
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  Speaker 1: always a good sign because the night we went there
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  Speaker 1: was a.
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  Speaker 2: School there, you know, late teens up on the up,
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  Speaker 2: in the upper class drama class.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe very well, but they loved it. They were yellow
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  Speaker 1: and holler and yahoo and yellowing yellowing. Yeah, they were
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  Speaker 1: massively invested.
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  Speaker 5: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: There were gasps and tears.
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  Speaker 5: The gasp worthy play, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: It is certain moments in the player.
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  Speaker 2: You go, oh, the Wholarky Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 2: four on radio Hurdarky.
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  Speaker 4: You know how good the haraky Big Show podcasters and
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  Speaker 4: you get it. You're gonna get around the live radio
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  Speaker 4: show to seven weight days on radio Hiarchy and I
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  Speaker 4: had radio you'reorn nice?
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  Speaker 5: Remember the ha Warchy Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 3: What's the style of theater called?
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  Speaker 6: Were you supposed to make all those noise like ohanomimes?
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  Speaker 5: Behind you?
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  Speaker 1: He's behind you?
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  Speaker 3: That's have you behind?
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  Speaker 1: I have done a.
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  Speaker 5: Paranormals of Pandamon.
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  Speaker 1: Sugar and Spice with Michael Hurst. Oh yes, I can't
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  Speaker 1: remember the name of it, but so what.
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  Speaker 3: Was the you were playing?
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  Speaker 2: And then the audience we weren't being sure and Spice,
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  Speaker 2: we were being at you and me and Johnny.
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  Speaker 3: So what was the story of the pantomime?
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  Speaker 1: I can't even remember to be but it was all
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  Speaker 1: of that. It was he's behind you. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: could you shut the fuck up? We're doing a play.
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  Speaker 6: They would be funny a pantomime where telling them to shut.
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  Speaker 5: Up where the audience is in a pantomime but the
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  Speaker 5: cast is not.
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  Speaker 2: And I and I told you guys a story before
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  Speaker 2: and I won't say it again on here, but just
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  Speaker 2: before we opened the opening show for that play, one
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  Speaker 2: of the cast members just lost the plot completely and
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  Speaker 2: shit on everyone.
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  Speaker 1: And everyone just went.
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  Speaker 3: Said everyone with Shiit just was not happy.
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  Speaker 2: And this was this was literally before we half an
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  Speaker 2: hour before we opened our first show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, And it was like, oh, that's a real
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  Speaker 1: down there.
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  Speaker 5: Did you crush?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? We did. It's a pandom mime is quite fun.
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  Speaker 5: Is it for kids?
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  Speaker 1: It's fat kids and adults?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Kids love it? Red writing, wouldn't ye? Christmas specials
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  Speaker 5: are big.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what it was actually, But anyway.
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  Speaker 6: But if I'm an adult and I'm at the theater
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  Speaker 6: and it's just like has anyone seen The Big bed Wolf?
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  Speaker 5: And then I'm not gonna go He's mine. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 5: get into it. Do you remember the the one on
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  Speaker 5: Extras where Ricky Gervais is a genie, Yes, a gay genie.
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  Speaker 3: That is so funny.
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  Speaker 5: I have cried many tears laughing at him and that
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  Speaker 5: in that scene where he's on stage. Well, actually the
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  Speaker 5: whole thing is absolutely out of the gate. There's a
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  Speaker 5: guy that directs it who's homosexually used to be in
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  Speaker 5: a marriage, but he's realized after all this time that
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  Speaker 5: he's actually gay, and he is absolutely loving his time
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  Speaker 5: as a gay feller.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's such a good actor, appears and other stuff,
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  Speaker 6: and he's very I think.
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  Speaker 5: That might be the funniest half hour of television I've
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  Speaker 5: ever seen in terms of just like cry, laugh after cry,
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  Speaker 5: laugh after cry.
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  Speaker 1: Laugh.
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  Speaker 6: If people are listening haven't seen extras. In my opinion,
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  Speaker 6: Jervas's best show.
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  Speaker 3: But I can watch the whole of Extras all in
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  Speaker 3: a row.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's right though we were talking about it here.
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  Speaker 5: You have your thing that you think might be the
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  Speaker 5: best movie ever, but you don't necessarily want to watch it.
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  Speaker 5: There's really watchables. Yeah, you want to watch heaps.
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  Speaker 2: It's reminding me of of the scene and Blades of
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  Speaker 2: Glory where where he goes and does on the ice,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the creatures that it's a winter wonderland and
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  Speaker 2: he's just massively steamed and he throws up in his suit.
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  Speaker 1: Because good, very good.
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  Speaker 6: Extures when like Patrick Stewart's in it and he keeps
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  Speaker 6: trying to write a play about a guy who can
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  Speaker 6: make women's clothes just fall off it.
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  Speaker 3: And then when Ian McKellen's and.
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  Speaker 6: He's talking about he's explaining how he became Gandalf, and
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  Speaker 6: he's like, I wasn't actually being the wizard.
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  Speaker 5: I was pretending to be were written down. I just
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  Speaker 5: learned it was.
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  Speaker 6: It's so fun And then Daniel Radcliffe, who keeps trying
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  Speaker 6: to because he's still a he's trying to he's heading
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  Speaker 6: on everyone. He's only like fourteen. It is so funny.
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  Speaker 6: It's a brilliant TV show. Yeah without another world track show,
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  Speaker 6: it's it's brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: It's his best. And then at the setcom sitcom.
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  Speaker 6: Not Geez disclaimer, the sitcom that he lands in it,
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  Speaker 6: which is like got all the punchlines and stuff and
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  Speaker 6: the laugh track yeah, and like David Bowie is in
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  Speaker 6: it and writes writes a song about him, like it's fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Brilliant as a fat bastard.
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  Speaker 5: Happy little fat.
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  Speaker 6: I remember because I remember an interview with Ricky Gervais
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  Speaker 6: where they were talking about him working with David Bowie,
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  Speaker 6: and when Ricky was sort of explaining how the scene
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  Speaker 6: would work, he was like, yeah, so if you just
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  Speaker 6: do another kind of like Life on Mars type and
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  Speaker 6: then boh, just another Life on Mars.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sweet, that'll be easy. Yeah, very funny.
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  Speaker 2: I actually watched that scene just the other day from
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  Speaker 2: the office where the guy does the dancing.
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  Speaker 5: Reminded me of it. You so when you're doing that video,
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  Speaker 5: but when he comes in, he gets a motivational speaker
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  Speaker 5: thing right, and he walks in, Yeah the be he's
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  Speaker 5: got that on, and then he's got his cap and
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  Speaker 5: he puts it on backwards and he's getting a clearing
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  Speaker 5: and you're just you're watching it, just fucking dying for him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so bad, Absolutely the worst brilliant. There's a bit where
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  Speaker 5: he's backstage and he's getting Andreas and he's put the
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  Speaker 5: shirt and a woman walks in and he sucks one
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  Speaker 5: of the great pieces of acting of all time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I can't watch too much of that show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah's your wife would hate it. She'd just be squirming,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't she k easy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, she's never seen.
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  Speaker 2: It be interesting because she doesn't like uncomfortable, painful violence.
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  Speaker 3: Or Yeah, she probably wouldn't enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: She'd probably go oh god.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and she probably wouldn't see the genius behind it.
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  Speaker 6: She'd just be like, this is fucking painful to watch.
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  Speaker 3: And that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Okay,