Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #621 Ahmed Al-kadri
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- 4:53Speaker 2: I really bought it for you. That's a whack gift though,
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- 4:58Speaker 5: Gift protein powder, no, no, no, yes, because you don't work out proteins.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Yeah, workout.
- 5:03Speaker 5: I work out every day, work out harder, we're tighter clothes,
- 5:11Speaker 5: showing off brother.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Yeah, as a fat guy, though, you're always gonna always
- 5:16Speaker 1: choose the most loose fitting clothes even if you get ripped.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Like when I lost weight. Originally, when I first lost
- 5:23Speaker 4: the weight, I was wearing tight ass clothes.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Okay, you get adjusted to your ship, and of course
- 5:27Speaker 2: I'm back to the baggy. I'm back to the baggy. Okay, yeah,
- 5:29Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. So eventually you come back to
- 5:31Speaker 2: your senses.
- 5:31Speaker 1: But thank you Xavier for coming back and joining us
- 5:34Speaker 1: here on a Thursday as promised. And to his right
- 5:36Speaker 1: which I'm sorry, to my right, which is his left.
- 5:38Speaker 1: The one and only imported section continued up from the north.
- 5:42Speaker 2: What's going on? Nitdy?
- 5:44Speaker 4: You know what it is? Happy to be here? Number
- 5:46Speaker 4: one Mexican podcast in the world.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Can I get a pin? Check out? Wrong?
- 5:50Speaker 4: We got a dope episode. We're drinking, having fun, We're
- 5:53Speaker 4: smoking on these I'm smoking on a chicklet's white. Next
- 5:57Speaker 4: up is the hatar. You already know if you wants
- 6:00Speaker 4: to join the.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Super it's about the white chicken is white is right?
- 6:02Speaker 2: White is right. I'm just like he doesn't say that that.
- 6:09Speaker 2: I'm not like he's own. I like black people, fucking
- 6:14Speaker 2: I like black people. Just we just started.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Hat har you're confusing this with hood stocks podcast.
- 6:25Speaker 2: I forgot where I was. This is a chill dog.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Have you heard about that controversy? It's talks and lucky racist.
- 6:36Speaker 1: You haven't heard about what you say?
- 6:37Speaker 2: What do you do? I'll tell you right now.
- 6:39Speaker 1: I can't believe if you haven't heard about this, I
- 6:40Speaker 1: would have thought you would have been like EASi tricks.
- 6:42Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now. It's crazy American tools, Like
- 6:45Speaker 2: are you more? It's crazy? All right?
- 6:48Speaker 1: Anyways, take you right for reading the boards, Morning Shot Films,
- 6:51Speaker 1: Morning Real Podcast.
- 6:54Speaker 2: I'd be loving the cheese cheese mate. He's on like
- 6:57Speaker 2: lives in You don't know what you know?
- 7:00Speaker 1: Neighborhoods that I'm sure they have fucking dogs wherever he's from.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Okay, but use the English words so we know what
- 7:05Speaker 2: the fuck are talking about. Neighborhood food like sesame street.
- 7:08Speaker 2: All right, say neighborhood? Come on? You are you are?
- 7:11Speaker 5: If Adhd was a person man that was, I was like, damn,
- 7:16Speaker 5: that's impressive.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Everywhere he had two hundred topics for real.
- 7:21Speaker 5: I'm sure if we open up his laptop we'll see
- 7:23Speaker 5: like twenty eight Google tabs.
- 7:25Speaker 1: There's six fucking browsers with twelve tabs. Yeah, for real,
- 7:29Speaker 1: and I know what's going on on every single one too.
- 7:32Speaker 2: That's the crazy part. All right, let's give it up
- 7:34Speaker 2: a lot of racist memes. I send you all those. Yeah.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Also, let's give it up for our guests, the very
- 7:40Speaker 1: funny comedian I Mad loves Bread.
- 7:44Speaker 5: Right, yes, yeah, thank you so much for having me, gentlemen,
- 7:49Speaker 5: thank you so much for having me.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Mad loves Bread.
- 7:52Speaker 5: Yeah, we low bread, yeah, because I needed to change
- 7:56Speaker 5: my username. And then while I was doing that, it's
- 7:58Speaker 5: high as hell eating a whole bag of hole rolls.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was like, oh, Med loves it rhymes?
- 8:03Speaker 2: What was it before I'm at loves bread?
- 8:06Speaker 5: Oh it was my you know, a met alcadri with
- 8:10Speaker 5: three eyes. And I was like, no, yeah, I can't.
- 8:13Speaker 5: I know, damn, you know, I'm be for real. Some
- 8:17Speaker 5: people have like have like accidentally said I'm metal kaya
- 8:21Speaker 5: because that was in their head.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I heard the fucking the little alarm from medal Gear
- 8:25Speaker 1: Solid Proof in my head, bro, like, yo, what's going.
- 8:29Speaker 2: On over here? You know?
- 8:30Speaker 5: But also it's like what am I gonna do? Like
- 8:32Speaker 5: with that user, I can be like Hey guys, thank
- 8:34Speaker 5: you for seeing me. Follow me on Instagram. I'm I'm like, okay,
- 8:37Speaker 5: I can't. I was just gonna okay, everyone got scared
- 8:39Speaker 5: when I said that. I just had my name in
- 8:41Speaker 5: an Arabic tone, that's all.
- 8:44Speaker 2: But I changed it to medlves Bread doing comedy.
- 8:47Speaker 5: I've been out here in La I just hit seven years,
- 8:49Speaker 5: but doing comedy for a little over nine years. And yeah, man,
- 8:52Speaker 5: happy to be here nine years. Yeah, and I'm here
- 8:55Speaker 5: and then I'm going back on tour. I actually have
- 8:57Speaker 5: my own show at the Hollywood Improv called Amen than Friends.
- 9:00Speaker 2: Next one's January twenty.
- 9:01Speaker 5: Third, and then I'm gonna be huh, pull up, yeah,
- 9:05Speaker 5: pull up to the show. And then yeah, starting like January,
- 9:08Speaker 5: I'm gonna be all over like Pacific Northwest region. I'd
- 9:12Speaker 5: be doing Boston, Texas region, some cities in Texas, and
- 9:16Speaker 5: then I'm gonna actually gonna do shows in Istanbul, Cairo.
- 9:20Speaker 2: I'm men in bed ruts. I'm like pretty stoked for
- 9:22Speaker 2: they're finally allowing comedy of those know they've always had.
- 9:28Speaker 4: God he used to joke with AK forty seven's you
- 9:30Speaker 4: yeah you laughed.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Now whatever, Like like when I hear countries like that
- 9:34Speaker 1: being shut out at the comedy make sure, like I
- 9:37Speaker 1: kind of.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Just like yo, that sounds like countries. The world's changing.
- 9:40Speaker 2: They are not cool with you laughing at No, they are.
- 9:43Speaker 5: The Middle East is not a monolith. Like there's a
- 9:45Speaker 5: lot of people with like good sense of humor and stuff.
- 9:48Speaker 2: It's just there is rules. Yeah, there's rules everywhere. There's
- 9:51Speaker 2: rules here. No, not really, bro, everyone's like that. I
- 9:54Speaker 2: mean even Rus can't finger bang nobody. You can't talk
- 9:57Speaker 2: about the king or whatever.
- 9:58Speaker 5: No, that's Saudi, Saudi and Lebanon. And I don't know about.
- 10:04Speaker 2: The laws over there too. I'm sure there's soho check
- 10:06Speaker 2: up on those before you get over there, dog.
- 10:08Speaker 5: I mean I'm not I'm not gonna sit there and
- 10:11Speaker 5: talk ship to like all the presidents.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you don't even know what's going on.
- 10:15Speaker 2: All I gotta do is but be like in America, Bro,
- 10:18Speaker 2: I just I'm here for a vacation. I'm not here
- 10:20Speaker 2: to fight a political mat.
- 10:21Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here just talks to yeah, tell some jokes
- 10:23Speaker 5: and stuff. I mean, one of the stops we're doing
- 10:25Speaker 5: after Cairo is Cypress. So I'm doing a show in
- 10:28Speaker 5: Cyprus because It's like it's cheaper to go to Cairo
- 10:32Speaker 5: Cypress and then I'm in rather than.
- 10:34Speaker 2: Go to When you're in Cairol, will you go see
- 10:35Speaker 2: the like the pyramids and ship? Yeah, of course not that.
- 10:38Speaker 5: No, it will be my first time going to amazing
- 10:40Speaker 5: Can you imagine, bro, Like you could go to like
- 10:43Speaker 5: like I get a book down a place of Cypris
- 10:45Speaker 5: and I'm just like, Yo, you guys ever heard of Cypress?
- 10:49Speaker 2: Like, I'm just like, damn bro, Like I couldn't mentioned ship.
- 10:53Speaker 2: Gota question.
- 10:53Speaker 4: Okay, you know what I'm saying, Like, it's like we're
- 10:56Speaker 4: not We're not that conservative Cypress Hill. This it's a
- 11:00Speaker 4: weed it's weed themed. They shoot you the Charlie Kirk.
- 11:03Speaker 4: You out there and.
- 11:06Speaker 2: I gotta call. So you're going to India to perform? Yes,
- 11:09Speaker 2: and I obviously I know they speak English because you
- 11:11Speaker 2: can't speak Yeah, exactly. But do you know the references?
- 11:14Speaker 2: Do you so?
- 11:16Speaker 4: What Russell told me? Russell told me he's like, you
- 11:18Speaker 4: don't have to change up anything. He's like, they're gonna
- 11:19Speaker 4: be one of the smartest audiences you've ever had. They
- 11:22Speaker 4: get all the references. And if you think about it,
- 11:24Speaker 4: when you call and you don't know that you're talking
- 11:27Speaker 4: to a person from India because they can put on
- 11:28Speaker 4: an accent like they're pretty, they're pretty up to date
- 11:31Speaker 4: on everything. I get that when you're talking, you're performing
- 11:33Speaker 4: for Texas boys exactly.
- 11:34Speaker 2: They know every accent, they know every.
- 11:36Speaker 3: But if I went to go perform in Mexico, I
- 11:38Speaker 3: would still want to be relatable to the people in Mexico.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Of course, I'm going to try to be enough for
- 11:42Speaker 2: I can't pull that yea, yeah, yeah, you got you
- 11:45Speaker 2: to Cairo, you go to Egypt. You don't know. Well,
- 11:47Speaker 2: I'm Indian at the end of the day, I'm an
- 11:48Speaker 2: Indian guy.
- 11:49Speaker 4: So if I go to India, I'll fucking talk about
- 11:51Speaker 4: my experiences in the Indian people.
- 11:54Speaker 5: And I'm out of like, uh, to the people who
- 11:56Speaker 5: don't know, he's seven eleven, I'm nine to eleven bron so.
- 11:59Speaker 5: But anyways, so well, he's the he's the dutt. I'm dude, like,
- 12:05Speaker 5: you know what I mean, But neither of us did
- 12:06Speaker 5: nine to eleven.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Neither you know who did it Israel. I'm not talking
- 12:12Speaker 4: about you, I'm talking about overall anyways.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Actually, let me tell.
- 12:17Speaker 5: You something I've actually I've actually performed in Mexico City,
- 12:20Speaker 5: and I've performed in other countries in Europe. Nowadays, especially
- 12:23Speaker 5: with social media and Internet, most people speak English really
- 12:26Speaker 5: well because they're always watching speak so they understand our accents.
- 12:29Speaker 5: And number two, it's like they understand most references. What
- 12:32Speaker 5: I like to tell people I go, they know about Walmart,
- 12:35Speaker 5: they don't know about Ralphs. Does that make sense? So
- 12:38Speaker 5: like it's like they know, they know, they know about Target.
- 12:41Speaker 5: They know because it's in so many references, but they.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Don't know how local it gets. How yeah, how local
- 12:47Speaker 2: or whatever.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Overall, everybody knows that because I've seen I mean, I've
- 12:50Speaker 3: seen Russell and I've heard I mean, I don't understand
- 12:52Speaker 3: his jokes. But Russell go up there and be like,
- 12:54Speaker 3: you're from India, will part Yeah, you'll do a joke
- 12:57Speaker 3: about that part.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Just he's Indian and he knows his audience, he knows
- 13:01Speaker 2: his fun.
- 13:02Speaker 4: Also, when you hear my jokes, I don't do local jokes.
- 13:06Speaker 4: You know what I mean I'm talking about. I'm talking
- 13:08Speaker 4: about the most random what fools? La?
- 13:11Speaker 2: What's that joke? You say? But that's just to get
- 13:12Speaker 2: the Mexicans on my side. You start doing it.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what happens when when you open for
- 13:17Speaker 4: Rene Vaka, you get fucking two thousand Mexicans dogs, you're
- 13:21Speaker 4: gonna have to say a Mexican joke off at ninety
- 13:23Speaker 4: minutes of crowd work.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, it's like forty five minutes. Yeah. I've never
- 13:35Speaker 2: seen a live man dog. No, no, no. I met
- 13:39Speaker 2: him once. He seems like a nice guy. Man, he's
- 13:41Speaker 2: a good guy. He's on just like controversy.
- 13:44Speaker 5: Oh, I could tell, we literally, I could tell.
- 13:50Speaker 2: I'll always be like, you know what, who's not standing
- 13:52Speaker 2: up for this food?
- 13:53Speaker 5: Dog?
- 13:53Speaker 1: That's why when nobody wanted to say r I P
- 13:55Speaker 1: Jeff Garcia, I said it.
- 13:57Speaker 2: People were saying it all over the internet.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Yeah, but those people also said fuck Jeff Garcia three
- 14:02Speaker 1: months ago.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Dog. People don't understand the comedy game.
- 14:08Speaker 1: When Jeff Garcia comes from a generation where it was him,
- 14:11Speaker 1: Willie Barsena and Gabriel Iglesias kind of like being the
- 14:15Speaker 1: top dogs. Gabriel Iglesias took off, took off and didn't
- 14:18Speaker 1: look back and eventually pissed off alipez Parza and then
- 14:22Speaker 1: and then fucking up story, what's his name? Willi Barsena
- 14:27Speaker 1: punked everybody to fucking open for him until they fucking
- 14:31Speaker 1: hated him. And Jeff Garcia kind of did the same thing.
- 14:35Speaker 1: But at the same time, like Jeff bro Like, I mean, look, bro, like,
- 14:40Speaker 1: I'm not I don't. I don't know his personal life.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Everybody has different shit going on in their family. But
- 14:44Speaker 1: as as like as being one of the first people
- 14:47Speaker 1: to fucking do it, you also got to give him credit.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Bro.
- 14:49Speaker 1: He was one of the first people put Latinos out there.
- 14:52Speaker 1: And yeah, nowadays somebody might be like, ah, he's making
- 14:54Speaker 1: hackey Latino jokes. Everybody made it. Yeah, but at the
- 14:57Speaker 1: time it wasn't hacky. He was the one doing it.
- 14:59Speaker 1: You know who's putting Latinos out.
- 15:00Speaker 2: There right now? So was the voice for Sheen from.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Jimmy Neutron, which, yeah, you know, if you're a nineties
- 15:06Speaker 1: kid and you love comedy, I grew.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Up watching it. I'm like, you fucking nity, you appreciate it,
- 15:11Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I get it, I get it.
- 15:14Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 15:15Speaker 4: I'm just trying to say, there's still people putting Mexicans
- 15:17Speaker 4: out there.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Who's playing in Latinos on the map? Who are you saying,
- 15:19Speaker 2: you know who's putting Latinos out there right now? It's ice, Bro.
- 15:25Speaker 2: They're putting them out there. Everybody people putting people up there.
- 15:36Speaker 4: He's putting a random Indian guy up there from Canada
- 15:38Speaker 4: here has no reason.
- 15:39Speaker 1: But like, let's that's not also, that's not also like discredit,
- 15:42Speaker 1: it's not just like the young people that are coming
- 15:44Speaker 1: on because also got to remember, longevity goes a long way,
- 15:48Speaker 1: like I already know. Like look, bro, as far as
- 15:52Speaker 1: like people, people are mad, people will always be mad
- 15:55Speaker 1: because they didn't get picked. And everybody knows what that's
- 15:58Speaker 1: like when you play sports is in in school, they're like,
- 16:01Speaker 1: oh pick me, and.
- 16:02Speaker 2: You never know. I was in the middle. I always
- 16:03Speaker 2: got paid.
- 16:04Speaker 6: Listen.
- 16:04Speaker 1: But comedy dog, like, you can't pick everybody, bro, But
- 16:10Speaker 1: there are people giving people opportunities.
- 16:12Speaker 7: Bro.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Felipa Sparza. Bro, he takes up so many people, he
- 16:17Speaker 1: takes up.
- 16:17Speaker 7: What is it?
- 16:18Speaker 2: Uh? What is it? He takes up? Butch Ascobar he
- 16:21Speaker 2: takes up.
- 16:23Speaker 4: Yeah, takes so many Truehio Gabby Lamb, who's the.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Salvadorian chick that looks a rub that he was just
- 16:29Speaker 2: on his podcast? I don't know, but you know, you
- 16:31Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about the taxic I forget her
- 16:35Speaker 2: fucking name, shoos that's on there, but she's funny as fuck. Bro.
- 16:38Speaker 1: She's like, he's straight up like one of the people,
- 16:40Speaker 1: and he gives opportunities to people that he does to
- 16:43Speaker 1: SODA's fluffy and and I.
- 16:45Speaker 4: Mean, that's what you gotta do, man. No, but I'm
- 16:49Speaker 4: talking about anybody.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Now. You gotta fucking you.
- 16:51Speaker 4: Know people to do that. Well, Peter, Peter Bread, you know,
- 16:54Speaker 4: like we went from bro roty. That's like me calling
- 16:58Speaker 4: you a fucking I don't know what do Endurance make?
- 17:02Speaker 2: Uh, stewie tortillas? You guys are that's all you guys have. No,
- 17:07Speaker 2: that's Peruvian salad, that's all they have.
- 17:11Speaker 4: It's three different kinds of paposas me want to try
- 17:14Speaker 4: our foodeen thirteen.
- 17:18Speaker 2: But that's not a food. Yeah, that's will always be
- 17:21Speaker 2: your guys ships always Zone was talking about. I said,
- 17:28Speaker 2: zone Enzo Jesus Christ. I'm already eyes because he keep
- 17:33Speaker 2: saying the N word.
- 17:34Speaker 5: I didn't say, not publicly, no, but anyways, no to
- 17:40Speaker 5: what you were saying. You were talking about how like
- 17:43Speaker 5: Felipe and all these other comics putting other Latinos on
- 17:46Speaker 5: the map. And it's a lot better now because back then,
- 17:49Speaker 5: like you're talking about the George Lopez era, and this
- 17:51Speaker 5: is also with like Arab comedians, they all had this
- 17:54Speaker 5: like gate keeping, this uh scarcity mentality, like there can
- 17:58Speaker 5: only be one. But now because of social media, everyone's like,
- 18:00Speaker 5: you know what, everyone gets a piece of.
- 18:01Speaker 2: You can't gate keep no more. It can make sense
- 18:04Speaker 2: to gate keep no more. Bro, Like like it's you,
- 18:07Speaker 2: You just the best thing you can do. There will
- 18:09Speaker 2: always be gatekeepers, yeah, but the best hand. It's just
- 18:12Speaker 2: hope that it comes back ten to forth from the universe, you.
- 18:14Speaker 4: Know, like or like yeah, but that's ideal in a
- 18:17Speaker 4: fucking utopia. But most people, most people love power. A
- 18:21Speaker 4: little bit of power makes people fucking get and get
- 18:25Speaker 4: power though, bro, But that's what I'm saying, a little
- 18:27Speaker 4: bit of power. Where your power is putting a comedian
- 18:30Speaker 4: on a show. That's your power. People get hard off
- 18:33Speaker 4: that shit.
- 18:33Speaker 2: This motherfucker loves power. He loves to control the ac
- 18:36Speaker 2: He loves the garage b this power. He won't let
- 18:42Speaker 2: me talk about the little hats. The little hats. Yeah,
- 18:45Speaker 2: you want to stay monetized I've never heard that phrase before.
- 18:49Speaker 1: I already told you I coined it. A tong's gonna
- 18:52Speaker 1: shoot you in the neck.
- 18:53Speaker 2: I know, Charlie kirkt me didn't really shoot him in
- 18:57Speaker 2: the neck. You think it was the microphone.
- 18:58Speaker 3: But that wasn't a three out sick. I'll tell you
- 19:00Speaker 3: that much. Three six, But that mean that's the bullet
- 19:03Speaker 3: that shot Charlie Kirk. Supposedly that ship is fat hole.
- 19:07Speaker 3: It was not a fat hole, bro, a little asshole.
- 19:10Speaker 2: It was a pretty little hole.
- 19:13Speaker 3: Threeout six will kill fucking deer. And the deer's did
- 19:17Speaker 3: you do you? Have you gotten down the rabbit hole?
- 19:20Speaker 2: I was waiting for that worm. The heard dog take me?
- 19:24Speaker 2: Have you heard dude? Take me? Bro? You know they
- 19:26Speaker 2: said that take me down the road? Okay, so they
- 19:28Speaker 2: shot him like this, he said take me.
- 19:30Speaker 5: The bullet should have got I wonder how many videos?
- 19:32Speaker 5: What time was he watching these videos?
- 19:34Speaker 2: Like? So you know Sam tripley oh yeah, he just
- 19:37Speaker 2: call home.
- 19:38Speaker 4: He should have started he's like that microphone.
- 19:45Speaker 3: Yeah, dog, I tell you exactly what, dude, Yeah, Cannie,
- 19:50Speaker 3: someone's I listened to that ship on the daily.
- 19:52Speaker 2: And you know who did it? Right?
- 19:53Speaker 3: The little hats, the same one who killed the first
- 19:56Speaker 3: fucking JFK too.
- 19:58Speaker 5: Yeah, the little that's a good nicknames.
- 20:03Speaker 2: They're coming after me, but they're definitely gonna come out.
- 20:06Speaker 2: They've been after me.
- 20:07Speaker 4: But it's actually little hats is funny, but if we're
- 20:10Speaker 4: talking about the real ones, they're actually big hats.
- 20:13Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, and it's
- 20:16Speaker 2: on and that's during Brooklyn.
- 20:18Speaker 1: You know, those hats are like, bro, you know how
- 20:20Speaker 1: much it costs? Probably a lot, Bro, those hats, like
- 20:24Speaker 1: those big fucking furry hats, like they're made out of
- 20:27Speaker 1: like like real real like leather and real like fur
- 20:31Speaker 1: things are like minimum like twelve nineteen K twenty two k.
- 20:36Speaker 2: These hats are so fucking expensive. Dog, Why what do
- 20:39Speaker 2: they have inside them? It's just like their secret.
- 20:44Speaker 1: It's something I don't I don't know whatever it is.
- 20:46Speaker 1: But those hats are so fucking I'm sure it's like
- 20:48Speaker 1: a tax right off. They're just like, oh, we like
- 20:51Speaker 1: we spend nineteen k.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Oh.
- 20:52Speaker 3: It's like it's like like you know, in Dubai, buying
- 20:56Speaker 3: the most expensive forraris kind of like not a flex anymore.
- 21:00Speaker 2: So what's a flex? Then it's having the number one
- 21:02Speaker 2: license plate. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, it is true, that's
- 21:05Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Yeah, because they can all afford the cars. Yeah,
- 21:09Speaker 2: if we can't pay this is why I called it
- 21:11Speaker 2: number one podcast. You can go buy the same one. Okay,
- 21:15Speaker 2: now can I ask you that?
- 21:17Speaker 5: What's also very what happens a lot in Dubai is
- 21:20Speaker 5: a lot of people are obviously living, like spending more
- 21:23Speaker 5: than their means, and then they would just get credit
- 21:25Speaker 5: cards and stuff, they'll buy the car, they can't make
- 21:27Speaker 5: any payments, and then they'll just leave the country. So
- 21:30Speaker 5: then you there's like right now, if you go to
- 21:31Speaker 5: like the car, the warehouses or the car pounds or
- 21:34Speaker 5: whatever the hell, it is just a ship ton of
- 21:37Speaker 5: ferraris and it's just.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Dust all over. Just run. People who never yeah, people
- 21:41Speaker 2: who never got their payments. Skip. I'm going to switch
- 21:43Speaker 2: topics a little bit, But can I ask you this?
- 21:45Speaker 4: Because you're back on the podcast and we're all happy
- 21:47Speaker 4: family again. He left us for a little bit out
- 21:50Speaker 4: of anger, how could you but a question for you?
- 21:53Speaker 4: Did you only start calling your podcast the number one
- 21:56Speaker 4: podcast because we were calling ours the number one Mexican podcast?
- 22:00Speaker 2: No dog? Because I just called him because that was
- 22:03Speaker 2: just it. That's funny how you think that. You guys
- 22:05Speaker 2: also thought.
- 22:05Speaker 4: We all did you know what else we all did,
- 22:07Speaker 4: didn't we? Yeah, you guys also.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Thought deleted you guys' Instagram.
- 22:11Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we were yeah, yo, we were like me.
- 22:14Speaker 4: We were like, yo, got a green line. We were like,
- 22:17Speaker 4: I almost got a green line. We're like yo, for
- 22:19Speaker 4: a second, I know, Okay, you can ask these guys.
- 22:22Speaker 2: I defended you every time.
- 22:24Speaker 4: I defended you every time, but for a moment, it
- 22:26Speaker 4: was like, Yo, that's the only thing that makes sense.
- 22:30Speaker 2: It's the only thing that makes you know much power
- 22:32Speaker 2: you know I would have? It's not working. Okay, Sorry,
- 22:36Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg. You don't need to know about.
- 22:39Speaker 3: Soccer ship and delete your fucking podcast if that's what the.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Power I have. Well, we're happier about a million subscribers.
- 22:46Speaker 2: We're happy.
- 22:47Speaker 3: We're just just so you guys know, before I would
- 22:49Speaker 3: ever delete anybody's account, i'd give myself.
- 22:52Speaker 2: So why did you leave? I'm new here. He left
- 22:54Speaker 2: because he was just it was just it was.
- 22:57Speaker 5: You know what later, Yeah, but he's back. Go down
- 23:00Speaker 5: to that rabbit hole.
- 23:02Speaker 4: He's back, and without him, we can't actually be America
- 23:05Speaker 4: the world's number one Mexican podcast the world see now
- 23:08Speaker 4: we are, you know, because when he wasn't here, there
- 23:10Speaker 4: was actually no Mexicans on the pod. They're both on
- 23:12Speaker 4: Salvador and I'm Indian. Actually, chickless is fucking.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Well.
- 23:20Speaker 4: When X left, we became America's because we lost the
- 23:22Speaker 4: world because he was actually our only Mexican person.
- 23:26Speaker 5: When I first saw you, I go, he looks half Mexican,
- 23:29Speaker 5: half asleep.
- 23:31Speaker 2: That was the first thing I thought, people don't know
- 23:32Speaker 2: what I am. And then it was like n I
- 23:34Speaker 2: was like, now he's Indian. Never minded. I thought there
- 23:37Speaker 2: was gonna be way more Indians out here. What I
- 23:39Speaker 2: got o? What are the races you normally got out here?
- 23:42Speaker 4: Everyone thinks I'm Mexican. I get Mexican first, everyone or black.
- 23:46Speaker 4: I got black a few times. Yeah, And I was like,
- 23:50Speaker 4: he thought I was Can I say the word obviously
- 23:53Speaker 4: I'm not black?
- 23:54Speaker 2: Okay, who's the person? Well? Race was the person that
- 23:56Speaker 2: thought you were black? Black? There's no way a black person.
- 23:59Speaker 2: I went to an.
- 23:59Speaker 4: As I used to say, they thought they thought I
- 24:03Speaker 4: was not No, no, they thought I was a light
- 24:06Speaker 4: skin because I showed up to a show and it
- 24:07Speaker 4: was an all black show and I'm waiting to go on.
- 24:09Speaker 4: I'm hanging out in the green room. I go on stage,
- 24:11Speaker 4: I come back off stage. I come into the green
- 24:13Speaker 4: room and they're like, Yo, you're Indian. And I was
- 24:16Speaker 4: like yeah, They're like, we thought you were black.
- 24:18Speaker 2: This will never happen. But what's a black guy named?
- 24:21Speaker 2: They didn't know my name. They didn't know my name.
- 24:22Speaker 2: I was just the new comic in the green room.
- 24:24Speaker 3: If anyone ever comes up to me and it says
- 24:26Speaker 3: are you black, I'm gonna tell me hell yeah, dog,
- 24:28Speaker 3: and I'm gonna say the E word right after dog.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Yeah. But as soon as you they come up to yo,
- 24:33Speaker 2: are you blad? This guy I've never been called this guy. Today,
- 24:36Speaker 2: I guess I am.
- 24:37Speaker 4: This guy can't even say helloing. This guy can't even
- 24:41Speaker 4: say hello without being mistaken as Mexican.
- 24:44Speaker 2: His his accent is so Mexican. He can't even say
- 24:47Speaker 2: hello without you not knowing talk like fucking cheet. Listen
- 24:51Speaker 2: to him say something like like what do you what
- 24:54Speaker 2: do you like? Yo? I was just in, Oh, yeah
- 24:58Speaker 2: you're not Mexican. Yeah you're fucking I can't even say
- 25:01Speaker 2: pizza right now, PIXA. Listen to this guy.
- 25:06Speaker 4: I love him, he's my brother, but he makes me
- 25:08Speaker 4: want to call Ice. They're gonna have I got my
- 25:14Speaker 4: papers though. That's the difference.
- 25:17Speaker 2: It makes I You make me want to call the military.
- 25:19Speaker 4: Bro, that's fine. They're gonna come after you first.
- 25:22Speaker 2: FBI check this foot from come on, we have at
- 25:25Speaker 2: this point, check both of them.
- 25:26Speaker 4: They might check me because I invited him on the pod.
- 25:29Speaker 4: You have the sketches, they're gonna swep.
- 25:31Speaker 1: They gonna swap both of them and then be like,
- 25:32Speaker 1: what do you know platonium and both of their pockets.
- 25:35Speaker 2: I'm gonna replay the podcast.
- 25:36Speaker 4: That's gonna say he's seven eleven on nine eleven.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Right away, straight up.
- 25:42Speaker 5: Like I go to when I go to the airports
- 25:44Speaker 5: to look less threatening. I have a shirt that says
- 25:46Speaker 5: I love Abba, you know, and I still get randomly selected.
- 25:50Speaker 4: I don't get selected anymore because I go smelling like weed.
- 25:53Speaker 4: Oh that's okay. I hop box my car on the
- 25:55Speaker 4: way to the airport. Every time I smell like I'm like,
- 25:58Speaker 4: I rather think they think I'm a pothead and a
- 26:00Speaker 4: terrorist could be up.
- 26:03Speaker 2: They're just like we like how you don't you know
- 26:08Speaker 2: why there weed is not haram?
- 26:14Speaker 4: Yeah, and podcast podthead terrorists would be too lazy to
- 26:17Speaker 4: do the job that it.
- 26:18Speaker 2: Was gonna say. They were like they would show up
- 26:20Speaker 2: at nine to twelve.
- 26:21Speaker 4: And yes, and then you see you get the munchies
- 26:22Speaker 4: and then the lady comes peanuts and you're like, oh, fuck,
- 26:25Speaker 4: I missed my mark.
- 26:26Speaker 2: You know what I mean, because you missed the old tower. Yeah. Fuck,
- 26:32Speaker 2: now they only destroyed one time. We all know weed
- 26:34Speaker 2: is not haram, right, why not? It's not it's Muslim,
- 26:38Speaker 2: but yeah, it's it's mccrul.
- 26:40Speaker 4: What's the fun is that I've never heard that word
- 26:43Speaker 4: that sounds like sucking. A guy who was gon.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Is something like irish.
- 26:46Speaker 5: It's not necessarily to the guests here, howam means forbidden
- 26:50Speaker 5: and then uh, mccrue is something that's like it's not
- 26:53Speaker 5: necessarily forbidden, but it's looked down upon.
- 26:56Speaker 2: So like smoking and drinking is harm or drink king
- 27:00Speaker 2: is haram.
- 27:01Speaker 5: I'm gonna just say, hodd on, do you guys want
- 27:03Speaker 5: me to say the Arabic version or like the white
- 27:05Speaker 5: ed word? Yeah, trying to get me in trouble here
- 27:10Speaker 5: or something, but the version.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Aram sounds like it could also be It's interpreted as
- 27:21Speaker 1: like a word an Asian.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Person is trying to pronounce, this is your room, you
- 27:26Speaker 2: know what I mean?
- 27:27Speaker 1: Like like, it just sounds like it could be interpreted
- 27:30Speaker 1: so many ways before he tells us what Haram is.
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- 29:25Speaker 2: on you know, he's just said, he's like, will we
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- 29:36Speaker 2: Come on, will ever be mister Beast? Oh? First of
- 29:39Speaker 2: all if he's disgusting? Yeah, wait, there's mister beasts controversy.
- 29:44Speaker 2: What's going on? Yeah?
- 29:45Speaker 4: His homie is his homies like trans So that's why.
- 29:48Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, that's not the controversy. I was
- 29:50Speaker 1: talking about controversy.
- 29:54Speaker 2: I was talking about the creator and you're gonna okay,
- 29:59Speaker 2: let me give you the.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Real His homies were leaking. His homies were leaking a
- 30:03Speaker 1: bunch of porn to underage foods.
- 30:05Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they were on some practical jokers type ship.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Yeah. Like they would.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Have chats, they would have discords, and then the moderators
- 30:16Speaker 1: who work for mister Bees would fucking post up links
- 30:20Speaker 1: to pornos and ship and then be like, oh my bad,
- 30:22Speaker 1: knowing that all their fucking audience were underage. They would
- 30:26Speaker 1: kind of see who would react to it type of ship,
- 30:28Speaker 1: and then they'll start, you know, saying, hey, what's to their.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Underage fans, mister b what do you think watches all
- 30:35Speaker 2: that ship? A lot of it is underage? Motherfucker? So
- 30:38Speaker 2: do you think mister Beese is the new Jeffrey Epstein.
- 30:41Speaker 2: You know what would be.
- 30:42Speaker 4: Better if he was was the first one, and it
- 30:44Speaker 4: would be better if he was actually fucking like animals.
- 30:46Speaker 4: Then he'd be mister beast reality. Okay, the that would
- 30:49Speaker 4: be so good. You could have his own like doggy snacks.
- 30:54Speaker 2: That's crazy, I know. Oh damn, I didn't know about that.
- 30:57Speaker 2: That he said he porn underage as fucked up. That's sorry,
- 31:00Speaker 2: I'm really high. It's a delayed reaction, sucked up. That's
- 31:04Speaker 2: why they call him a beast.
- 31:06Speaker 1: There's a whole controversy with that ship to say, like
- 31:08Speaker 1: mister Bees, he's pushing all this ship like, and they said, like, oh,
- 31:12Speaker 1: why do you think he's calling mister Bees because this
- 31:14Speaker 1: is you know, the mark of the beast. He has
- 31:16Speaker 1: mister beast Land and all this ship. Like, bro, I
- 31:19Speaker 1: find myself literally more and more and I'm just like, damn,
- 31:22Speaker 1: I was like Xaber, I was like I'm eventually gonna
- 31:25Speaker 1: have to come back to Timfold and be like, damn dog.
- 31:27Speaker 1: I was like, I can't just talk about Santa Rio.
- 31:29Speaker 1: I've been spending too much time on the internet, like
- 31:31Speaker 1: after watching that Diddy fucking documentary.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Ok okay, but think about this and I want to
- 31:40Speaker 4: bring this up and listen.
- 31:42Speaker 2: I love Snoop Dogg. I love Snoop Dogg. No, like,
- 31:44Speaker 2: no doubt. Don't tell me until he something comes.
- 31:49Speaker 3: Up, something comes up.
- 31:55Speaker 2: You won't believe what I saw. Okay, that that was
- 31:58Speaker 2: the moment Snoop Dogg. Ah, No, all right for you
- 32:02Speaker 2: gotta let me talk. Let me talk about this.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So okay, everybody said, like everybody says
- 32:08Speaker 1: that the whole Diddy thing came out, and a lot
- 32:10Speaker 1: of people are speaking out, like, for example, Martin Ways.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Martin Wayns went at it with fifty cent and he
- 32:15Speaker 1: was obviously so he obviously he had his issues, but
- 32:19Speaker 1: he's defending or whatever.
- 32:20Speaker 2: His point of view. Snoop Dogg has always been a.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Person that no matter what's going on, whatever is training,
- 32:27Speaker 1: he always chimes.
- 32:28Speaker 2: In on it. Right. There's always like, oh this.
- 32:30Speaker 1: Is what I think, my nigga, this is what I
- 32:32Speaker 1: think this is that right or whatever, like he always
- 32:34Speaker 1: chimes in. Ever since that documentary came out, Snoop ain't
- 32:39Speaker 1: post shit. It's a really good point, buck, Snoop, hold on,
- 32:43Speaker 1: let me let me, let me talk, let me cook,
- 32:45Speaker 1: let me cook. Niggy cuts my num all right, So
- 32:49Speaker 1: so everything, what is it?
- 32:52Speaker 2: He stopped posting from a person who always had his
- 32:55Speaker 2: nose and everything. People found that weird. Then people started
- 32:59Speaker 2: digging in.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Hey when people Snoop and fucking Diddy since the nineties
- 33:05Speaker 1: were like this. Once Death Row and everybody from the
- 33:08Speaker 1: West Coast got introduced to the whole bad Boys shit,
- 33:11Speaker 1: Snoop was one of those people that was like, oo,
- 33:13Speaker 1: I gotta fuck because you know, gonna shoot me up,
- 33:16Speaker 1: you know, so dog, the whole thing stemmed down where
- 33:20Speaker 1: after So this is where people really bring it up.
- 33:22Speaker 2: But there's multiple witnesses.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Even Kat Williams and uh Tupac's mom Sug Knight, have
- 33:29Speaker 1: said this, right.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Cat Williams.
- 33:31Speaker 1: After Tupac got shot in Las Vegas, everybody was, you know,
- 33:37Speaker 1: everybody was worried because he spent some time in the hospital.
- 33:39Speaker 1: So everybody, everybody, shuog Knight's like, yo, my nigga Snoop
- 33:42Speaker 1: is fucking shot, come through, you know what I mean?
- 33:45Speaker 1: Whoever was affiliated with the with the with the company
- 33:48Speaker 1: got called up.
- 33:50Speaker 2: Everybody who they called showed up, but Snoop, Snoop. Snoop
- 33:55Speaker 2: was all Snoop was.
- 33:56Speaker 1: According to everybody, Snoop was like in the quota at
- 34:00Speaker 1: that time, group chat. But they were gonna go to
- 34:02Speaker 1: the Mike Tyson fight. All of a sudden, like two
- 34:06Speaker 1: days before the Mike Tyson fight, Snoop backed out of
- 34:09Speaker 1: it and he stopped responding kind of because kind of
- 34:12Speaker 1: like hekt of hits up.
- 34:13Speaker 2: From Diddy type of ship. That's what they're saying, Like
- 34:15Speaker 2: he knew about the tower.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Yeah, like like like he knew about the towers type shit.
- 34:19Speaker 1: So after after that fight happens, they can't get a
- 34:22Speaker 1: hold of him, Snoop, what is it? Tupac gets shot.
- 34:26Speaker 1: He's in the hospital sug night, and everybody's like, hey,
- 34:29Speaker 1: everybody who's on death row or who fucked with Snoop,
- 34:32Speaker 1: come through and fucking come visit park because we don't
- 34:34Speaker 1: know if he's gonna make it. They have a hard
- 34:36Speaker 1: time getting in contact with Snoop. After two fucking days
- 34:39Speaker 1: of just trying to get in contact with him. They
- 34:41Speaker 1: finally get in contact with him. He shows up to
- 34:44Speaker 1: Warren G's house in Las Vegas and they're all meeting
- 34:47Speaker 1: up there before because they allow visitors at a certain
- 34:49Speaker 1: amount of time. So Snoop shows up and he and
- 34:53Speaker 1: after he talks to Tupac's mom and this is Warren G.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Eyewitness and other people that were there, Knoop walked into
- 35:01Speaker 1: the bathroom to throw up like profusely, dog like throwing
- 35:04Speaker 1: up like it was guilty, yes, dog, And everybody was like,
- 35:07Speaker 1: what the fuck, why are you throwing up? And not
- 35:09Speaker 1: just that, they also said Homie had a walkie talkie
- 35:12Speaker 1: at the time.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Yeah, a walkie talkie that like.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Only security like security people that like would carry at
- 35:19Speaker 1: the time, which is this obviously the nineties, you know,
- 35:21Speaker 1: and this isn't that, which everybody found that kind of weird,
- 35:24Speaker 1: but Snoop didn't kind of give anybody an explanation.
- 35:27Speaker 2: But the whole throwing up thing is just like, I
- 35:30Speaker 2: don't know.
- 35:30Speaker 1: People are saying that that stems from the beginning of
- 35:33Speaker 1: the relationship with him and Diddy, and they're saying that
- 35:35Speaker 1: there's a lot to uncover there, and that's the reason he's.
- 35:38Speaker 2: Being quiet about a lot of this.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Everybody who's been affiliated with Diddy, if you ain't had
- 35:43Speaker 1: nothing to hide, they speak out and said, I didn't
- 35:46Speaker 1: go to the parties or I didn't do this. But
- 35:48Speaker 1: Snoop out of all people, well, they're questioning this because
- 35:51Speaker 1: they're like, hey, bro, there's so many pictures, and there's
- 35:54Speaker 1: so many there's a security security guard that said this
- 35:58Speaker 1: is an incident, and there's a picture of this. They said,
- 36:01Speaker 1: there's a picture of sucking in the video of Puff
- 36:04Speaker 1: holding a Snoop Dogg's hand, right, But he does one
- 36:07Speaker 1: of these, bro, he does one of these where he's like,
- 36:10Speaker 1: you know when you're caressing a girl, Yeah, like through
- 36:13Speaker 1: through it for a video shoot and Snoop like Snoop
- 36:17Speaker 1: is just letting him do it.
- 36:19Speaker 4: So you think Snoop dropped it like it's hot inside of.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Take something happen, bro. I honestly think I personally after
- 36:28Speaker 2: looking at this evidence, because why would you go quiet?
- 36:32Speaker 2: Sipping on gin and juice means a whole new thing,
- 36:35Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Sipping on dead and juice like,
- 36:42Speaker 2: and I mean, what do you I mean seriously, though,
- 36:44Speaker 2: what do you what do you what do you really think?
- 36:46Speaker 4: Well, that makes I mean, it doesn't make sense. But
- 36:48Speaker 4: also Snoop has had a fabulous career, not to mention
- 36:52Speaker 4: what Snoop did the fabulous or what did he do?
- 36:54Speaker 1: Doesn't it make you seem like everybody who knew about
- 36:57Speaker 1: Tupac's death light about it though, or like everybody who
- 37:00Speaker 1: knew about it who really knew that they were gonna
- 37:03Speaker 1: smoke Tupac's death.
- 37:05Speaker 2: They all were forced.
- 37:06Speaker 4: To tell a difference because Diddy either fucked them or
- 37:09Speaker 4: had some sort of blackmail on them.
- 37:12Speaker 1: The whole reason they say Diddy fucking killed Tupac was
- 37:16Speaker 1: because was jealous of the relationship between him and Biggy
- 37:19Speaker 1: Giggy and him had imagine what him and Biggie because
- 37:22Speaker 1: then they's both still be alive today.
- 37:25Speaker 2: You know, imagine the music they would have given us.
- 37:29Speaker 4: Puffy tried to fuck us, but we said no, We said, Bro,
- 37:37Speaker 4: you need to go.
- 37:39Speaker 2: But I slid a bowl of food on the floor.
- 37:45Speaker 2: And doesn't it make you fucking feel weird?
- 37:48Speaker 1: Or doesn't it make you question it that everybody that
- 37:51Speaker 1: fucking Puffy did wrong turned fucking Christian bro.
- 37:54Speaker 2: It makes me mace fucking who's the homie, the Craig
- 38:00Speaker 2: What is it? Craig nice?
- 38:01Speaker 8: Right?
- 38:01Speaker 2: You know what is it? Crazy? You're uh, you're talking
- 38:03Speaker 2: about the dude who was before Biggie he was Craig
- 38:07Speaker 2: h What is it? I think? What is it? He
- 38:10Speaker 2: turned Christian?
- 38:10Speaker 1: Everybody who was on that label, but they all turned Christian?
- 38:15Speaker 2: Bro, Like, why would you turn to something that's.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Like like yeah, Like, why would you turn to something
- 38:21Speaker 1: like that?
- 38:21Speaker 2: Bro?
- 38:21Speaker 1: If Diddy wasn't on some crazy shit, Bro, listen, Craig Mac,
- 38:27Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Hurt people, hurt people, you know what I'm saying.
- 38:32Speaker 4: And if did he did some ship to you as
- 38:36Speaker 4: a man, Imagine a man taking your manhood from you,
- 38:39Speaker 4: and you got to go out there every day and
- 38:41Speaker 4: rap and put a video on pretending to be the man,
- 38:44Speaker 4: because every rapper is trying to be the guy.
- 38:45Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 38:46Speaker 4: But you gotta deal with After you finish the shoot,
- 38:49Speaker 4: you gotta go brush your teeth, look in the mirror,
- 38:50Speaker 4: and remember that Diddy fucking made you put his fucking
- 38:53Speaker 4: dick in.
- 38:54Speaker 2: Your mouth or whatever it was. You know what I'm saying.
- 38:56Speaker 4: Imagine how that must feel as a man, Bro, You're like,
- 38:59Speaker 4: of course I'm to turn to Jesus, am I going
- 39:02Speaker 4: to personally.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Think that there's files out there that, like straight up
- 39:07Speaker 1: that I think even fifty couldn't pay for them. Somebody
- 39:09Speaker 1: out there has the fucking Biggie files and all this
- 39:11Speaker 1: crazy ship a probably be Biggie.
- 39:14Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying that. I don't want to say that,
- 39:15Speaker 2: that's a savage. I don't want to see that Biggie controversy.
- 39:18Speaker 2: I don't want to say that because that's the biggest thing.
- 39:22Speaker 2: But no, but with all these coming out, how far
- 39:25Speaker 2: finch is that though? Slander on? That's crazy fool saying.
- 39:29Speaker 1: He fucked Justin Bieber or Bieber Beaber at the back,
- 39:34Speaker 1: Bieber was a kid.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Bieber was a kid video Huh.
- 39:38Speaker 4: Bieber was a kid, poor guy other guys, other guys
- 39:41Speaker 4: were grown men making a conscious decision. I want fame.
- 39:44Speaker 4: I'm gonna let Diddy fuck me for fame. Bieber was
- 39:49Speaker 4: because Bieber was a child. Yeah, yeah, he was a kid, Bro,
- 39:52Speaker 4: But it wasn't just Bieber though, like it was other people.
- 39:55Speaker 4: Usher Usher was was a grown man though Usher is.
- 39:58Speaker 1: Like Usher, Usher got the walk, get in the camps
- 40:04Speaker 1: as he was young.
- 40:05Speaker 4: Okay, so maybe maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't know,
- 40:08Speaker 4: maybe Usher got the Beiber treatment, but Bieber was a kid,
- 40:11Speaker 4: and plus he's Canadian, so I feel extra bad for him.
- 40:13Speaker 2: That's my fucking that's my guy. Look all I'm saying
- 40:16Speaker 2: in the same town you are, pretty much he's like
- 40:18Speaker 2: an hour away from where I was. Well, he just
- 40:20Speaker 2: made it just makes so.
- 40:21Speaker 1: It just makes so much sense that all the people
- 40:23Speaker 1: that fucking have a problem with them being being taken
- 40:27Speaker 1: advantage of all of a sudden gets some kind of
- 40:30Speaker 1: bad treatment, from fucking Brendan Fraser to fucking Craig mac
- 40:34Speaker 1: to Mace.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Bro Mason mel Gibson.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Well, like Jim Dogg, you chilled the little hands.
- 40:45Speaker 2: I'm just I honestly think did he have standards? I
- 40:49Speaker 2: think did he have standards?
- 40:51Speaker 1: Any villain has standards, But I don't think he fuck
- 40:53Speaker 1: fucking Biggie Dog, I think did he have standards?
- 40:55Speaker 2: And he said, I'm not fucking did hey dog? You
- 40:57Speaker 2: think did he have standards where he's like he do?
- 41:00Speaker 2: But I'm not fucking I'm not even watching the documentary.
- 41:03Speaker 4: He probably watched Big Eat a Meal one day and
- 41:05Speaker 4: was like, yeah, you know I'm not gonna fuck him. Yeah,
- 41:08Speaker 4: so guy, as soon as you put it in his ass,
- 41:11Speaker 4: did he.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Would ship on you. You don't think.
- 41:14Speaker 1: I don't think Diddy was walking around to everybody he
- 41:17Speaker 1: wanted to. Even if you work for him, we're not
- 41:19Speaker 1: talking about give me some that foe was walking around
- 41:22Speaker 1: with that ship dog all the videos you'll see now, Dog,
- 41:25Speaker 1: Why do you think somebody like fifty cent, bro, Because
- 41:27Speaker 1: like Loki, if somebody like I can understand, I can
- 41:30Speaker 1: relate to, Like when fifty said, I would get mad,
- 41:33Speaker 1: bro if somebody all of a sudden, like if.
- 41:34Speaker 4: I Daddy messaged in Daddy, if I had I had.
- 41:38Speaker 2: A business meeting with somebody right now right and there was.
- 41:40Speaker 1: Like, you know what, I love, We don't smoke the same.
- 41:43Speaker 1: This ship is crazy. We're gonna take it to the
- 41:45Speaker 1: next level. But you know what I want to Yeah,
- 41:48Speaker 1: I want to tell you. I want to know what
- 41:50Speaker 1: what What if if the motherfucker said, what do you
- 41:52Speaker 1: need Daddy new MIC's.
- 41:54Speaker 2: New TV motorcycles for this, He's like, you don't even
- 41:56Speaker 2: got to be be Real's building. I would feel some
- 41:59Speaker 2: kind of way.
- 41:59Speaker 1: I'd be like this you know, like I ain't about
- 42:01Speaker 1: to have a motherfucker just I'm about to wear another
- 42:03Speaker 1: motherfucker's jersey. Talk about you can change my life without
- 42:06Speaker 1: me getting like working together.
- 42:08Speaker 2: That's nothing. That's not the way business works. Dog. It
- 42:10Speaker 2: sounds like you want to fuck me, you know what
- 42:11Speaker 2: I mean? Like it's just like like it's just I
- 42:14Speaker 2: just somebody's not gonna want to come change your life overnight, dog,
- 42:18Speaker 2: unless like it's unless you're sucking their dick, is what
- 42:20Speaker 2: you're saying, Like unless I'm hollering at a mention of something,
- 42:22Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like like because Russell changed
- 42:25Speaker 2: his life, so be real change it's this whole apartment.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Why you gotta shoot this door? But not him? He did.
- 42:32Speaker 2: Sam Trimpley has changed your lives to dog. Have you
- 42:36Speaker 2: ever played dick in your mouth? Just because people are
- 42:38Speaker 2: nights doesn't mean they won't you either.
- 42:39Speaker 1: But but Sam, but Sam never told you, Hey, Xavier,
- 42:42Speaker 1: let me take you fucking shopping.
- 42:44Speaker 2: Like that's different. That's see, that's the trick is different.
- 42:48Speaker 2: There's a different that's the trigger we think when when
- 42:50Speaker 2: fucking when b was like, hey, man, like I know
- 42:52Speaker 2: you just started here.
- 42:53Speaker 1: Let me hook you up, what do you need? This
- 42:56Speaker 1: isn't that like obviously, I'm just starting. I'm getting my
- 42:58Speaker 1: feet with It's a difference. Give me a hand and
- 43:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna earn it. The other hand, but if you
- 43:02Speaker 1: were to give me some lavish experience, like if you
- 43:04Speaker 1: were to be like, hey, I'm gonna take you to
- 43:05Speaker 1: all the restaurants I've been to that are five stars,
- 43:07Speaker 1: I'd be.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Like, it's kind of weird.
- 43:10Speaker 3: I've said it before. I've said it before. It's very
- 43:11Speaker 3: different because fifty is a rich man. So when a
- 43:14Speaker 3: rich man tells another rich man, hey, let me take
- 43:16Speaker 3: you shopping, that's gay's fucking he wants to do something
- 43:19Speaker 3: to you.
- 43:19Speaker 2: But when you're.
- 43:21Speaker 3: When you're not, but when you're not as rich as
- 43:23Speaker 3: that guy, and he says, hey, you do you need?
- 43:25Speaker 2: Do you want to go shopping for your apartment? Because
- 43:27Speaker 2: I know you're okay.
- 43:28Speaker 1: When Russell Peters told George Perez after coming out of jail,
- 43:32Speaker 1: said I get.
- 43:33Speaker 2: Buying some ship may total sins. You told me, you
- 43:38Speaker 2: told me let me take your shopping. I look at you.
- 43:41Speaker 2: He's on, like, you don't make money to me to
- 43:43Speaker 2: take me shopping? Okay, Yeah, I can see you get
- 43:46Speaker 2: what I mean. Came more that you make it all
- 43:49Speaker 2: makes a lot of money. I would be like, well,
- 43:51Speaker 2: it's still weird music. It's it's still weird bro like,
- 43:56Speaker 2: but like for example, like I need yeah for example,
- 43:59Speaker 2: like when when Niddy moved into his new apartment, Like,
- 44:02Speaker 2: I'm sure Russell didn't tell him. Let me take you
- 44:04Speaker 2: to Costco Zaddy, he actually, this is how happened. This
- 44:09Speaker 2: is how happened. Like, I'll tell you how it happened.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Okay, look before I say that, I'm gonna take a
- 44:15Speaker 1: guest as a heterosexual male. I wanna I'm gonna say that.
- 44:19Speaker 1: The conversation was like, so you're moving out. Huh yeah,
- 44:22Speaker 1: I'm moving out, Russell, thank you for the spot.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Cool. So I bet you're gonna need some ship. You
- 44:26Speaker 2: got some ship?
- 44:27Speaker 1: I just got my bed in my fucking black pack.
- 44:29Speaker 1: Well fucking let's go to Costco. If I had to
- 44:32Speaker 1: take a.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Fucking guess that pretty pretty close. It was. It was
- 44:36Speaker 2: me and him and his girl.
- 44:38Speaker 4: We're in a car and he's like, I told him
- 44:41Speaker 4: I got my place, and he's like, what do you
- 44:43Speaker 4: what do you have?
- 44:44Speaker 2: What do you need?
- 44:45Speaker 4: And I was like to be honest. I have my
- 44:48Speaker 4: car and I got three suitcases and he's like, so
- 44:51Speaker 4: you need everything, and I'm like yeah, and he's like
- 44:54Speaker 4: as a moving in gift, let me get you a
- 44:57Speaker 4: couch and a TV.
- 44:59Speaker 2: And I was like.
- 45:00Speaker 4: Fuck yeah dude, And then he got me fucking he
- 45:03Speaker 4: furnished the place for me, dog, and he didn't take me.
- 45:05Speaker 4: He actually sent me with his assistant.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's because that's what I wanted to
- 45:10Speaker 1: point back to you.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Obviously, it makes sense.
- 45:15Speaker 1: If you ever watched the fifty cents fifty cent recollection
- 45:19Speaker 1: of the experience, the way he asked him was pretty.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Fucking gay fool.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Everything he did the way Russell asked him, I would
- 45:27Speaker 1: have never felt no threat. Like It's like if he
- 45:29Speaker 1: were to be like, hey, let me take you out
- 45:30Speaker 1: of your birthday, dog, you know what I mean or something,
- 45:32Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, cool, this is definitely non
- 45:34Speaker 1: gay activity. But like, if you were to be like,
- 45:36Speaker 1: let me take you out of your birthday, daddie, like I'll.
- 45:39Speaker 2: Be like, hey, fool.
- 45:40Speaker 4: Like he was straight up calling these motherfuckers daddy like
- 45:43Speaker 4: when you see him, have you seen them on drink champs?
- 45:46Speaker 4: Have you seen that clip on Drink Champing yo, where
- 45:49Speaker 4: he was like, I like the way you do that, daddy,
- 45:51Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the way you scramble away yo.
- 45:53Speaker 1: And then Biggs are looking at him like Noorry's looking
- 45:56Speaker 1: at him, and he's like whoa like Noori's looking at him.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Was like, buddy wants to step up because they know.
- 46:02Speaker 4: That has power right there in Toronto. We will call
- 46:05Speaker 4: him a bot Timan. That ship is fucking crazy. I
- 46:09Speaker 4: was suspected ship when you're fucking.
- 46:11Speaker 1: When when you're when you're like like Xavier said, when
- 46:15Speaker 1: you're below the person, like like on a text bracket
- 46:18Speaker 1: from the person trying to buy you some ship makes
- 46:20Speaker 1: total sense as long as they're not trying to say, hey,
- 46:23Speaker 1: let me take you to dinner after I take you
- 46:24Speaker 1: to Costco. You know what I'm saying, Like like you know,
- 46:28Speaker 1: like all that ship that's different, but like he didn't
- 46:30Speaker 1: even show up to buy it.
- 46:31Speaker 2: That's exactly what you don't think that he thought about it.
- 46:34Speaker 2: And he was like too gay, Like wait, what's the
- 46:37Speaker 2: assistant a girl or a boy? A boy? It's a
- 46:39Speaker 2: Chinese man? Nice is he the Yeah? Yeah? Can we off?
- 46:45Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 46:46Speaker 2: Sorry, brother, you're good if you wear a warrior with
- 46:49Speaker 2: that vest. I was like, I was like, this guy's
- 46:51Speaker 2: ready to fucking face anywhere. I'm with you, bro. It
- 46:56Speaker 2: just has a lot of pockets. So that's why that
- 46:59Speaker 2: don't make me pull the wrong wood. It's bye to everybody.
- 47:02Speaker 2: I was fucking with you, bro, Definitely, I will not
- 47:06Speaker 2: carry How do you know this boom? Oh? I met him,
- 47:09Speaker 2: like we met two nights, three nights ago. Yeah, three
- 47:11Speaker 2: nights ago, last week, last Friday night. Yeah, we were
- 47:14Speaker 2: doing that show, the Don't Tell comedy show you were
- 47:16Speaker 2: invia fun dog Nity is the only person that I
- 47:20Speaker 2: know that I know, I know, I know you take
- 47:22Speaker 2: good gigs always.
- 47:23Speaker 1: But like he'll be like, yo, come to Mohabby Dancer.
- 47:28Speaker 1: I'm just like and I'm just like when I look
- 47:31Speaker 1: at these these flyers, I'm like, I sent him to something.
- 47:34Speaker 2: Do you think they got him? Because they know he
- 47:36Speaker 2: doesn't know where Mohabbi desert.
- 47:37Speaker 4: He is like like he just thinks it's like that
- 47:39Speaker 4: was a fire show. That was a fire show, fire show.
- 47:42Speaker 2: I had a great crush. Yeah, it was a really
- 47:44Speaker 2: good show. That was the first time we met. Yeah, well,
- 47:46Speaker 2: I've seen your stuff before and.
- 47:48Speaker 5: Then I always thought you were hilarious and then I uh,
- 47:51Speaker 5: and then you know, you had just moved here, and
- 47:53Speaker 5: I was like, bro, take my number down. We smoked
- 47:55Speaker 5: and I took you to seven eighty six degree Pizza.
- 47:58Speaker 2: That was some fire pizza.
- 47:59Speaker 5: You guys got to Hey, guys, if y'all haven't checked,
- 48:02Speaker 5: there's one in Pasadena and one in Sun Valley, North Hollywood,
- 48:05Speaker 5: Sun Valley.
- 48:05Speaker 2: That'll be a good introduction six degree Pizza. I'm being
- 48:08Speaker 2: for real. I'm being for real.
- 48:11Speaker 5: It's it will be the best pizza you've ever had
- 48:13Speaker 5: in your entire life.
- 48:14Speaker 2: It's really good.
- 48:14Speaker 5: It's this half Iraqi half Indian guy who like went
- 48:17Speaker 5: to Italy, learned how to make pizza there for years,
- 48:21Speaker 5: came back and then started his own his own business
- 48:25Speaker 5: called seven eighty six and he has two like award
- 48:29Speaker 5: winning pizzas. One is the Bombay Chicken Sicka Masala Pizza
- 48:34Speaker 5: and the other one is the Bbi Pizza.
- 48:36Speaker 2: That wire. Yeah, he took me there. We hate both.
- 48:39Speaker 2: I have a picture of it.
- 48:40Speaker 4: I'm telling you, if you want an easy introduction to
- 48:42Speaker 4: Indian food, go eat that pizza.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Bro. I've had friends, I have had a lot of food.
- 48:47Speaker 2: Are you fooding a big food? Okay? Because he does
- 48:49Speaker 2: a hot he does a TV show.
- 48:51Speaker 1: I'm gona be I'm gonna be honest, and I'm gonna'm
- 48:53Speaker 1: gonna address it to other people that watch the ship.
- 48:56Speaker 1: I know that this year I let you guys down
- 48:57Speaker 1: on High Hungry. And you know the reason I let
- 48:59Speaker 1: you guys, that was because I was getting my health priority.
- 49:02Speaker 2: I was making my health a priority, dog.
- 49:04Speaker 1: And now that I got my shit together, there's gonna
- 49:07Speaker 1: be new episodes coming coming your way, dog. So all
- 49:09Speaker 1: I know is that thank you to everybody who's been
- 49:12Speaker 1: sticking by us.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six.
- 49:14Speaker 1: We brought you guys some crazy shit, bro, and we
- 49:17Speaker 1: plan to bring you guys some really dope stuff. So
- 49:19Speaker 1: expect a lot of content from High and Hungry. But
- 49:22Speaker 1: this year, I know a lot of it. I'll accept
- 49:25Speaker 1: my fall at it, at the fact that I prioritize
- 49:27Speaker 1: my health over everything, and I don't regret it.
- 49:30Speaker 2: I'm thank I'm thankful for it, because it's.
- 49:33Speaker 1: Very unhealthy to be eating that many cleric meals without
- 49:35Speaker 1: having a good regulatory routine at the gym. But now
- 49:39Speaker 1: that I fucking have, I've been I'm a year in
- 49:41Speaker 1: into the program, and I know what it is. I
- 49:43Speaker 1: definitely know what time I can put aside to record
- 49:46Speaker 1: a high and hungry and also there's also some high, high,
- 49:50Speaker 1: hungry and healthy shit that I'm going to be shooting
- 49:52Speaker 1: your way. So I don't want you guys to fucking
- 49:54Speaker 1: think that I just left you guys hang in and
- 49:55Speaker 1: I just want to sell you guys merch, because I
- 49:57Speaker 1: do want to sell you guys merch, but I also
- 49:59Speaker 1: want you guys to watch the show.
- 50:00Speaker 2: So I just wanted to address that fucking elephant in
- 50:04Speaker 2: the room.
- 50:04Speaker 1: So I just wanted to make sure somebody said one
- 50:06Speaker 1: bow seat top per five hundred calories forget.
- 50:10Speaker 2: You know, that's the one. You know what The funny
- 50:12Speaker 2: thing is that somebody brought that up. Bro. That's the
- 50:14Speaker 2: one thing I miss.
- 50:15Speaker 1: About drugs, bro, Like straight up, bro, drugs didn't have
- 50:18Speaker 1: no calories, like like now that I don't know now
- 50:22Speaker 1: that I'm sober since twenty twenty.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Two, dog, congratulations, thank you.
- 50:26Speaker 1: It pisses me off, bro that like the only thing
- 50:28Speaker 1: I could do is fucking drink bro, And I'm just like, damn,
- 50:30Speaker 1: that's like that's like that's like eighty calories a shot,
- 50:34Speaker 1: bro like when I did a line zero calories but
- 50:39Speaker 1: even though but then I get it though it could
- 50:42Speaker 1: have been my last line.
- 50:43Speaker 2: But a bump never could never be a shot, but
- 50:47Speaker 2: he's one. I'm not gonna lie. My mouth is watering
- 50:49Speaker 2: right now.
- 50:50Speaker 3: Though your knows your nose, You know your nose, your
- 50:53Speaker 3: nos your nose is getting watery right now, you know.
- 50:55Speaker 1: I would gummet dog like this foe would see me
- 50:57Speaker 1: go like this like toothpaste, like what do you doing?
- 51:00Speaker 2: He's only gonna do that much. I'd be like, no,
- 51:02Speaker 2: then that ship dog.
- 51:04Speaker 9: He's would be that guy like like and then chuck
- 51:07Speaker 9: the beer like just he's only be that guy like
- 51:10Speaker 9: a aa alcoholic anonymous our birthday energy.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Let me read that. I just want to He'd be
- 51:16Speaker 2: that guy.
- 51:17Speaker 3: He'd be that guy at that meeting where he's trying
- 51:20Speaker 3: to tell his story about how he like why he
- 51:23Speaker 3: stopped doing coke. But instead of tell his story, he's
- 51:25Speaker 3: reminiscing and everybody else is reminiscing.
- 51:28Speaker 2: Let me and everyone's like, dog, now I won't do
- 51:30Speaker 2: a bump. Let me tell you something about fucking dog.
- 51:33Speaker 2: Let me be that guy where he's supposed to be, like,
- 51:35Speaker 2: let me tell you something about a dog that pisses
- 51:37Speaker 2: me off.
- 51:38Speaker 1: About that ship dog all the food's gotta get better
- 51:40Speaker 1: at storytelling dogs. If you get if you're gonna go
- 51:43Speaker 1: to AA or narcotics anonymous, tell them what it is
- 51:47Speaker 1: dog like be like, hey, bro.
- 51:49Speaker 2: My name is Diesel and I used to do coke.
- 51:51Speaker 1: But when I was on coke, I fucking I fucking
- 51:53Speaker 1: got my dick sucked by two strippers at the same time.
- 51:56Speaker 2: Dog.
- 51:57Speaker 1: But I didn't go to sleep soil eleven am the
- 52:00Speaker 1: third day in But it is what it is, dog.
- 52:03Speaker 1: But this was already here there that story. I lost
- 52:05Speaker 1: my family over here. I fucking punched my wife the
- 52:09Speaker 1: fuck up, Bro, I want to hear the good parts. Bro,
- 52:11Speaker 1: talk about like a bro. I couldn't wait to break up.
- 52:14Speaker 2: That fucking eight ball dog. Are you getting your dig
- 52:17Speaker 2: such in a meeting like in a share I'm sure
- 52:20Speaker 2: you came, Bro, But isn't that I don't see why not.
- 52:22Speaker 2: If that was a part of my sacrifice when I
- 52:24Speaker 2: was on drugs, I don't see why not. It's my testimony.
- 52:30Speaker 2: You've never been you've never been to like a meeting
- 52:32Speaker 2: A little no I've been to those meetings I've been to.
- 52:35Speaker 2: I've been to a couple of meetings.
- 52:36Speaker 3: So you go to the meeting A So you go
- 52:38Speaker 3: to a meeting and they tell you like, oh, we
- 52:40Speaker 3: have someone new here. His name is so and something,
- 52:42Speaker 3: and then be like can you come up here and
- 52:43Speaker 3: be all right?
- 52:44Speaker 2: You be like yeah, they tell you to tell a story.
- 52:48Speaker 2: We're talking about AA meetings, and then went to no.
- 52:51Speaker 2: I've been to a couple other time.
- 52:52Speaker 1: I've been to both narcotics animate and alcoholics. By the way,
- 53:03Speaker 1: the twenty second, we're having the nons versary, But.
- 53:07Speaker 10: What is it?
- 53:09Speaker 2: What is it? It was? It was? It was I
- 53:13Speaker 2: had to get my communications degree.
- 53:15Speaker 1: I had to take a World religious class and then
- 53:17Speaker 1: it was one of those things where I had to
- 53:18Speaker 1: go check something like that out.
- 53:22Speaker 2: Cool I had to do. I had to go to
- 53:23Speaker 2: one because I got I got a d u I
- 53:26Speaker 2: And it's part of the fun because.
- 53:27Speaker 1: The principle of it, the basis of it is based
- 53:29Speaker 1: on the it's based on the Testament.
- 53:32Speaker 2: Stay how much did it cost? It's been around. I
- 53:35Speaker 2: got that ship. I earned my d u I in Texas.
- 53:38Speaker 2: If you get a DUI and cost tech.
- 53:40Speaker 3: Grand I earned my d U. I I got my
- 53:42Speaker 3: d UI before Uber's worth thing. I had to leave
- 53:45Speaker 3: this bitch's house, so I drove home drunk. Does that
- 53:48Speaker 3: make sense? I now you can just get an uber
- 53:50Speaker 3: and go home for twenty bucks. Yeah, well it's not
- 53:52Speaker 3: twenty bucks, dude. I live in Okay, you know where?
- 53:58Speaker 2: Well why'd you drive that far for that pussy that
- 54:01Speaker 2: on you?
- 54:03Speaker 1: Like? Yo, very different serious ship though, talking about have
- 54:10Speaker 1: you have you ever been negotiating the deal and then
- 54:14Speaker 1: you're just like taking too long, so you just jerk
- 54:16Speaker 1: it and then you're just like, ah, too bad, bitch.
- 54:19Speaker 10: That was.
- 54:25Speaker 2: Not clarity.
- 54:26Speaker 1: You're just like, man, I ain't about to spend a
- 54:28Speaker 1: sixty dollars huber, bitch.
- 54:29Speaker 2: What the fuck was I thinking?
- 54:31Speaker 3: This might be this might be a flex, this might
- 54:34Speaker 3: be a flex, but it's it's not posting the clarity,
- 54:37Speaker 3: did you?
- 54:38Speaker 2: Guys?
- 54:38Speaker 3: Fucking ugly as bitches that your digs do don't want
- 54:41Speaker 3: after you're nothing, bro, I'm none, and I'm like no,
- 54:43Speaker 3: I still got to go this bitches fire again.
- 54:47Speaker 1: You know, brolues, this has a blue light and a
- 54:52Speaker 1: white one to be there.
- 54:53Speaker 2: I agree with you.
- 54:54Speaker 5: I was going to say before you started talking, I
- 54:56Speaker 5: was going to say, unless she's so high, you want
- 54:59Speaker 5: to go another Like, if she's hotter than post not clarity,
- 55:02Speaker 5: you gotta go.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 55:04Speaker 1: But then again, if post that clarity is enough to
- 55:06Speaker 1: fucking clear that situation up, you've already had enough coke
- 55:09Speaker 1: and you shouldn't embarrass yourself, you know what I mean?
- 55:12Speaker 1: Like like it's it's like you're like, if that's enough
- 55:14Speaker 1: to make it go away, You're like, you know what,
- 55:16Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna bring the A game anyways, you know
- 55:18Speaker 1: what I mean, Like like you're just like, you know,
- 55:21Speaker 1: this fucking porn of video got the best of me.
- 55:23Speaker 2: I'll figure this out tomorrow. Peace, bitch.
- 55:27Speaker 1: You gotta know you got but you got you gotta
- 55:29Speaker 1: be a good coach. You know, you gotta know when
- 55:31Speaker 1: to send your man by yourself coach. Yeah, in that moment,
- 55:35Speaker 1: it's just you against gotta put on the Tom Landry hat.
- 55:40Speaker 1: We gotta have that as a podcast.
- 55:41Speaker 2: But like, hey, bro, when you're fucking up, you gotta
- 55:43Speaker 2: put on the Tom Landry hat, and you gotta get
- 55:45Speaker 2: that Tom Landry speech fucking handkhil dog some legendary ship.
- 55:49Speaker 2: Hey this year, bro, you gotta finish that next show. Okay,
- 55:52Speaker 2: a food. First of all, leave my illegal friend alone.
- 55:54Speaker 2: Doesn't want to drink. No need you be trying to
- 55:57Speaker 2: Did you be trying to get all right up in
- 55:59Speaker 2: here Thursday night? I'll give you that.
- 56:03Speaker 4: You are for ultras down Yeah, not even cracked. But
- 56:09Speaker 4: he's been sipping these shots.
- 56:10Speaker 2: He gets he gets deported, and then I'm stuck with you.
- 56:13Speaker 2: That's it is. Hey, we did it. We did it
- 56:16Speaker 2: for We did it for a good four months. And
- 56:18Speaker 2: then you're about to leave to India. So he's two
- 56:20Speaker 2: and a half weeks. You guys will be fine. Oh yeah,
- 56:22Speaker 2: oh yeah, you're going with so which cities I don't know.
- 56:26Speaker 2: I don't know. That's one of them. Wherever allowed from
- 56:30Speaker 2: and there's seven seven cities. I love.
- 56:35Speaker 5: I love when people like non browns or like not
- 56:38Speaker 5: non brown Mexicans are browns. But I'm saying, like, uh,
- 56:41Speaker 5: they're being brown, no no, no, yeah, like when they
- 56:44Speaker 5: is people who are not Indian or Arab like Mexicans
- 56:48Speaker 5: are other races. They just mix our stereotypes.
- 56:50Speaker 2: Oh, they don't know what I said, bro. I was like,
- 56:54Speaker 2: you just did that like thirty minutes ago.
- 56:57Speaker 11: We said papoosa as you said peruvian, or you said
- 57:01Speaker 11: you didn't say something.
- 57:02Speaker 2: It is the same thing. You just But also he can't.
- 57:04Speaker 2: He can't. There makes sense. He can't. So you just
- 57:07Speaker 2: gave me it. Tell him, tell him, tell him what
- 57:09Speaker 2: I said. He can't.
- 57:12Speaker 5: I learned something he can't. I give micro aggressions and
- 57:16Speaker 5: which I don't give. Mut I should be a better liberal,
- 57:20Speaker 5: Y know.
- 57:20Speaker 2: He doesn't know how to say pizza. It's real keeping.
- 57:25Speaker 11: We say the medium bro, little hats here, and he
- 57:28Speaker 11: knows when I say the little hats here, and he knows.
- 57:30Speaker 1: When I say sad people. I'm talking about a certain continent. Yeah,
- 57:36Speaker 1: he's talking about the middle because like you'll.
- 57:38Speaker 3: Say little hats and then no, no, it's funny because
- 57:42Speaker 3: he can't say little hats a corner zone.
- 57:44Speaker 2: But then this will drop the N bomb with the
- 57:46Speaker 2: F bomb together. I know, but I can't say a
- 57:48Speaker 2: little hat. Nigga is not a bad word, but little
- 57:51Speaker 2: hat is. I'm not gonna say little head. You be
- 57:55Speaker 2: the judge of that. It is not a bad word,
- 57:57Speaker 2: bad word about word. It's only if you use it
- 58:02Speaker 2: in like didjangle. That's not the context. Context is everything.
- 58:06Speaker 2: Context is that I'm not over here. Yeah, bro, like
- 58:08Speaker 2: how long? How long too to the juice word comes?
- 58:13Speaker 2: The N word? No, it's always been its own, like
- 58:17Speaker 2: it's a standalone. I got I gotta censor. I got
- 58:21Speaker 2: a censor out of my YouTube ship. It doesn't make
- 58:23Speaker 2: So how is it? How how long till it becomes?
- 58:26Speaker 2: The N word? Is funny? He doesn't it trip you out? Thought? Look?
- 58:29Speaker 2: Does isn't?
- 58:30Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that the people righte like listen, this
- 58:35Speaker 1: is this this I just really thought about this right now.
- 58:37Speaker 1: I was like, the more fucking racial, fucking names you got,
- 58:40Speaker 1: the more people you pissed off, you know what I mean?
- 58:43Speaker 1: Like like like straight up, like, however, rise, you gotta
- 58:46Speaker 1: fucking like terms to call you.
- 58:49Speaker 2: You're just like, damn, bro, that's a lot of names
- 58:50Speaker 2: for me right there, Like you don't see let me
- 58:52Speaker 2: hear all of them.
- 58:53Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, chill, he goes Grand Chorino on us,
- 58:57Speaker 4: he goes, first of.
- 58:58Speaker 2: All, all the there's nothing new I learned from Grandtorino.
- 59:01Speaker 2: I knew all of those. I learned some from I
- 59:04Speaker 2: know all those. I know you did, Nipperhead, I know
- 59:06Speaker 2: all those. And I was like, that's fucking wild. That one.
- 59:11Speaker 2: What I remember when that was your imagination, Bro? Remember
- 59:14Speaker 2: when that food was like I don't want your googles
- 59:16Speaker 2: kicking in my lawn. And then it was like you
- 59:18Speaker 2: don't need to bring me anything. I was like, damn, Bro,
- 59:22Speaker 2: was like, I like this guy, Well, where did that
- 59:24Speaker 2: term come from? Why? The war against Vietnam? But why
- 59:28Speaker 2: would you name him that? Let's google it, Ray, right,
- 59:33Speaker 2: it has to be a logic behind it. You want
- 59:36Speaker 2: to put that in your algorithm? Ray already, I can
- 59:40Speaker 2: type whatever not ziperhead, my zipper head, dude, I was
- 59:51Speaker 2: looking for zipper head.
- 59:53Speaker 1: Okay, right, okay, why well, we're about to learn why
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: gook is offensive number one before zipperhead.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: So cool. I know why it's zipperhead. I've heard that
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: is considered offensive because where it comes from and how
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: it is used. Racist slur. It is a derogatory term.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Historically used against Asian people, especially in East South East
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: Asians origins.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: The word became widely used by US soldiers during the.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Korean War in Vietnam War that the humanized local populations.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: It wasn't just the nickname, it was used in violent
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: racist contexts. Slurs like this reduced people to stereotypes for
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: the enemy. It was hard to come Today, even if
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: someone doesn't mean.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: It in that way, the word still carries that history
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: in many ways. Fuck off, okay, now just find out
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: what zipperhead? Thank you, that's the one I was interested in. Damn,
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: I don't care how old you are, the fart will
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: always be the front.
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: It's the first joke ever made just walking around trying
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: to be silent.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: One farted.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Sure head is offensive because it is a nickname or
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: insol towards Asian people. It has been used against Asian people,
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: especially during, after, during and after the Korean and Vietnam War.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: The term refers to a horrific stereotype that a person's
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: head looks like it was unzipped, which is tied.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: To war injuries and battlefield violence. And these fools were like, dude,
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: he dog, that's crazy. Better context. We just got fucking
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: a moment, a glimpse into the zone's head. Do you
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: know what I mean? That's what we just all saw.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: You never asked, have you ever asked to eat? To
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: see zone? Explore page? Oh it's fucking wild dog the
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: way I don't ask.
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: There's no ass dog like, it's not like it's just
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: a bunch of Razor ships, a little bit of cat chilled.
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: Pokemon cards. I'll show you right now is explore page zero.
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: Ass wild, bro, Like my shit's conspiracy snowboarding bullshit?
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: It's Pokemon racist shit? Is it racist shit? Cats?
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: It's like midgets bodily injuries for sure, like a few
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: racist memes for sure.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: He said you'd hate it for sure.
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: And why Anne's getting arrested. You know what's the best
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: about that? His his girls at home watching being like, ah,
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: what a good guy. No, there's no females on that.
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: She's like, ah, what a good guy. It's just midgets,
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: just down syndrome people boxing, What a good What a
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: good guy?
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: That's that's bro.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: If you want anybody fighting, you want somebody who doesn't
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: know the temperature of their own strength.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: I'm tired of seeing all these fools like Mike Tyson
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: talk about I don't want to hit Jake Paul so hard.
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: Well, he got thirty million, he got thirty million to
- 1:02:55Speaker 4: get knocked out, Yo, Bro, that fool's gonna lose, right.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: We're trying to make me a bet.
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: Who mhm, he's full Jake Paul is gonna fight an
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: actual real heavyweight like Olympian box.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: Jake Paul is in the in the ww bsketyballu Jake Paul.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: Let's talk about some real sports, all right, let's talk.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: Let's talk about some real like I'm trying to make
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: a think that the misinformation ray and I know you're
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: gonna be happy about this.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Why don't we talk about the controversy that is going
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: on with Barcelona and all these fucking teams out there.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: Dog so supposedly that there is a controversy that is
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: being served up there in Spain that if because the
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: Barcelona was making contributions to this person that was affiliated
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: with the organization of you know, I mean like the
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: Legua out there, he couldn't justify these contributions. And they're
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: saying that they got him for league strategy. But they're
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: saying after they goes to court for the last forty years,
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: whatever titles that bar Slona has got, they will be
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: stripped of, which means that thirty percent of Messi's fucking
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: accomplishments will be stripped of him, meaning that he was
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: favored throughout the whole time by these organization and it
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: was all fucking.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Paid for it by little hats or not. So he's
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: not as good as he was.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: It's not that he's good, but he didn't deserve every
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: trophy that he got. And that is the reason a
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: lot of people that are really true hardcore soccer fans
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: don't like about that.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: Motherfucker you're saying, not a MESSI fan, You're saying this
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: MESSI is a little. Messy just won the I don't know,
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: how the fuck do you not know about this? I
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: would have thought you would have been like or can't
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: wait to see this man? What the fuck are you doing?
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: You don't even what soccer was? How the fuck do
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: I know? I never liked Messi, Yeah, but this is
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: he's falling down. He had fallen down. He just won
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: the MLS Cup. Food chills, let's come. What time is
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: it like? I'm making it. I'm gonna way to him.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: Not cycle Y, so don't give a fuck. Bro to
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: him and ship Messi's so much money, doesn't care the
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: way he treated the way he treated India, he didn't
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: give a fuck. Did you hear about that? And I
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: saw that, Oh he.
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: Went to India, rioted Doney shut up for like thirty seconds.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: Ten minutes. Oh yeah, he played for ten minutes and
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: he didn't even play. He went look they sald I
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: saw the video.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: He went on fucking the field and people paid thousands
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: of dollars or rupees to fucking up.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: To fucking go over there and be like, oh my god,
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: it's Messi. And then they gave him a jersey, him
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: and some other player.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: And then he looked at the jersey and he was like,
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: I don't remember India winning a World Cup because they
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: had stars next.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: To as hilarious, that's that's funny. He was like, what
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: the fuck is this?
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: And then he got the jersey and they gave him
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: and then he fucking walked out after ten minutes, and
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: then people were like, what the fuck? He was just
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: getting out for ten minutes and then they started riding
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: and fucked up. I mean, how much more can you
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: fuck up India? Right like, they just started sucking up
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: the stadium.
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Like he has he has a point. It was a
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: new Deli, old Deli. Oh yeah, you can tell me
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: mess He didn't even want to.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Messy probably held his breath throughout the whole trip.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: He was like, as soon as he got off the plane.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: He was like then he was like betty messy, Betty messy.
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: He went to the stadium, he was like a little better.
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: Did they fuck up that statue?
- 1:06:45Speaker 5: Damn, those Indians are gonna riot after they see Ltitias set.
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: Come on, dog, I'm gonna be like what I'm gonna
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: talk about coming ship? Ye be like what is he
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: talking about?
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: And they're gonna go ye disk. But that's what I asked.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Your dad like the like when he heard like your dad,
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: but your dad understood English. Huh yeah, my dad. It
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: wasn't like a Persian dad. Why he was like, what
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: is this fuck? Know when my dad you know, my
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: dad told me when he first Persian dad, Oh, they
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: don't understanding this that well.
- 1:07:15Speaker 4: And like yo, my dad when he first came to
- 1:07:17Speaker 4: this country, the only word he knew was yes, okay,
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: and he got he went. He got a job because
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: of my my aunt sponsored his sister sponsored and he
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: came to the country. She got him a job at
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: a dry cleaner and he got fired on his first
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: day and the guy told him to go home, you're fired,
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: and my dad said yes, But then he kept coming back.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: Every day because he didn't know what he was saying.
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: He just kept saying yes to everything, and eventually the
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: guy was like, all right, fuck you just you work here,
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: and he just and he had that job for thirty
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: fucking years, you know, out of all the true story
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: with it, real story, he just kept saying yes.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: His first word. He knew no like like kept throwing
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: up he does.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: Out of all the sand people like Indian, he said
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: the same, like, out of all the sad people like Indian,
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: fools got the English language.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Fucking we're out here. No, no, no, the English language
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: is unlocked. Because I used to work for Persians. Dog
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: and dog.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: You used to hear some ship like gossip, but it
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: was like, I don't mean to gossip, you know what
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, And then be like but such and
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: such wife left him, you know what I mean. And
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: they'd be like, I don't blame him, you know what
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: I mean. And they'd be fucking just going on and
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: on and I get it. And then but there'll be
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: words they'll be cut off like duh and you you
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: know what I mean.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: Like I'll be like what the fuck. I'd be like,
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: he's talking like he's never heard would say this, or
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: they don't this is Persian. I used to work for
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: a lot of persons, okay, work in the car business, and.
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: I used to be like, you know, I would make
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: fun of I would make fun of our Salvadorians. But
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: there's just not enough our Salvadorian people to have stereotypes yet.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: You know what I mean, what do you mean?
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: You have the world's strongest gang, and then you have
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: to have you have to have somebody dominated.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: The gang is gone. I thought, that's what you're proud of. Yeah,
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: I am proud. So which one do you want? The
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: gang gone or the gang here?
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: Well, the gang got started and let you know, we
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: out here and then we are regulated.
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: You guys brought papoosas and you're like, do you want
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: cheese or do you want meat? And that's the way
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: you guys. That's all you guys have.
- 1:09:10Speaker 8: Bro.
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: The next biggest thing they got is e zone hosting
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: that we don't smoke the same pot.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: Sorry, well, all of our fucking food doesn't include dirt
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: and fucking fucking leaves.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, lamon rice, come
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: on the street. Food. People love Indian food.
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: Indian food restaurants stay busy because of fucking latinos, being like.
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: I'd rather eat butter chicken than a papoosa. Whatever it is,
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: all right, that's it. Put the pull up Indian food
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: or Salvadorian food in the fucking so. Do you want
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: papoosa or a variety of fucking chat room? Let the
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: people decide.
- 1:09:46Speaker 4: Do you want papoosa or a fucking MS thirteen smoothies.
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: You haven't had all the food, dog, it's.
- 1:09:55Speaker 8: We have.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: We have fucking childs in there. You have fucking different
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: types of godness. You dog, you you're tripping dog. You
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: never had the full Salvadorian experience because.
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: All you know, I went to your fucking al Salvadorian
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: Thanksgiving and you know what, the majority of food there
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: was fucking American turkey, mashed potato.
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: Bread and it's called buns. Called you, son of a bitch.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: I swear to.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: God, I'm a fucking Xavier knows how man, I'm about
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: to get dog.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: Oh my bad, hold me back. I forgot. I forgot.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: He's Honduran.
- 1:10:35Speaker 8: Word.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: By the fucking gambit, This bottle camp of your dog
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: as ship didn't work because of Russell.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: Yeah, at the moment I met Russell, he's like, oh,
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: you're Solvadorian, and then he gave me the okay. He
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: was like, oh, you're ata right, and I'm just like, listen,
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: I know you're rich, so I'm gonna shut up all right,
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: Like I I.
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: Thank you for letting me go to drinking.
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: I thank you for that, bro, Like, thank you for
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: giving me access to your bar, and I'm gonna drink
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: all your friends.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: Fucking look, look, that's for let me. It's not it
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: means piece of ship. It's not the word. Let me
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: explain to let me, like do what they means piece
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: of ship. It's literally the inward.
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: It's the worst. It's the worst I've ever heard. And
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: I knew it was fucked up because I was a
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: little kid in my parents. Oh my dad did me
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: to go watch Mexico Salvador a little kid dog, and
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: we went and.
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: We sat and like hot dogs. Fuck you.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: But besides the point as rupting me, we went to
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: this fucking game dog.
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: And I'm there as a little kid by like five seven.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: I love soccer. I have a mild No not yet,
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: that's what he told me.
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: But I'm there chilling dog, and I'm enjoying the game
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: and Mexico's winning because we're obviously better.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: But besides that, all I start hearing is my side.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: The Mexicans started saying, and that means piece of ship.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: And as a little kid, I look over my dad.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, Dad, who the fuck are we calling?
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: Said Altas, And I was like, bamn, And I'm like, bro,
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: that is the most fucking like it's fucked up word,
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: and just call someone you need a piece of ship,
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: like I said, that means like literally a piece of ship, Like, oh,
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: my dog took a Like, how do you.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: That's what we're calling these people that are literally right
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: next to our country? How do you say that a
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: piece of ship? Bro? It's such a horra bro. It's
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: like you're too nitty, such a harrah Man. Hey listen whatever, dude,
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: you're not haram. You're haah buddy. Yeah, said really well,
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: very much.
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: Like if I had to take, all they do is
- 1:12:54Speaker 4: take jail.
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: Dog almost all right, I tell you called him the
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: first time you brought him up on stage. All right, dog,
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: So one time when I was when I was doing
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: comedy in Canada. This is how we met. That's how
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: we met. And he was very cool, like you know,
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: he came up to me. He was like, hey, I
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: hear you're for California, So like I rolled him up blunt,
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: gave me a blunt and I was like, damn, finally
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: somebody smokes with me and out and then my homie
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: who introduced me shout out, Jason Rowse was this guy
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: is like Indian you in Canada, and I was like, oh,
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: I can see that.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: And then we met because he was fat at the
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: time too, so we're they're both fat, and then like
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: and then it was just like, oh, nice to meet you.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: And then Bro. Honestly, I was so nervous because I
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: was like my first time doing the first few times
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: doing comedy. And then he told me. I was like,
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: where do you want me to call you at?
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: But and then he was like yeah, nitty or Natish
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: and then I just I don't know, I didn't hear
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: his last name, so I don't know what made me
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: say it, bro, but I just I went up there
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: and I was like, everybody put your hands together for
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: your local favoriteish hazzah.
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: And I went up there and I was like, this
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: motherfucker brought me up like he puld me out of
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: a fucking hat.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: He said like, my name is Nat Sakuja, and then
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: I felt like so embarrassed, bro that I drank a
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: fucking I remember the mood Speer, the moose head head.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: I literally grapped it very good. I grabbed it and
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so embarrassed. I was chugging that
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: ship and ROUSE was like it's it's okay, and I
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: was just like, it's not, bro, just because you show
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: your asshole on stage and I'm not cool with it.
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: This is embarrassing for me. It's my first time. But
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: we're friends. That's how it became friends.
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna move to New York when I
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: got my visa, and then he ended up being just
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: called him to tell him I'm moving to New York.
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: I got my visa so I can come to the
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: pod without skipping a beat. He was like, yo, fuck
- 1:14:42Speaker 4: new York. Come to l a b my co host.
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: And I was like, really, like the Dodger said to
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: New York, you know what I mean? I came.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: Honestly now, I thought he was more talented than when
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: he was. You know, when I said that made that
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: choice I had. I had higher expectations came here, you know,
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: what I mean, like, he's mad. I didn't know he
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: was gonna be that Mexican where he was gonna.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: Be just as lazy as xer, you know what I mean.
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: And then I'm like, damn me mad that I don't
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: prepared here? But what's to prepare?
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: Bro?
- 1:15:11Speaker 5: Getting I literally id I was like, do you guys
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: have like a like an agenda list or anything.
- 1:15:16Speaker 3: He came here and told me he's like he's on caming.
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: Told me he's like, hey, we're going to have a
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: new call. So I'm like, all right, cool, and he's like, yeah,
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: he's Indian, and he was like he's gonna start doing
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: tech support. He's gonna start talking. He's like, we're about
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: to blow up. India's gonna be our fucking.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: Did he say that Yeah, with no irony. No, he's
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: literally come in and say all those things. But I
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: did say he's Indian.
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: He's like and he works really hard, and he's know,
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: Russell Peters, We're gonna blow I.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: Didn't know Russell Man. That's not what he said. I
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: literally justew Jason Rowse.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: Then I said, look, bro, he's funny. He might help
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: us out with some writing. Hasn't been and ship.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: Not one skit. Hey, since I've been here, the YouTube
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: is off twenty five thousand dollars. Twenty five thousand. Okay,
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: first of all, that's all I'm saying. It has not
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: been up since that. All right, we finally got caught
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: in the algorithm. I'm just saying it.
- 1:16:06Speaker 8: Bring.
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: It did bring taking off number one Mexican podcast. He
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: did do the most Indian thing and bring like a
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: super popular Indian which was Russell Peters.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: And it's like top tier one episode. That episode did
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: do very well. It's a number one episode. We definitely,
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: we definitely have gotten in the algorithm since then. I'm
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: just saying, and a lot of it, you know, exam
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: myself spend like fucking five six years.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: I know I will say that I didn't do.
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: I'm very fortunate I didn't put anything into this podcast.
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: At the beginning, I walked into something that was already.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: All the fans like they all had like their own
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: mini discussions. They were like, are we gonna accept him?
- 1:16:42Speaker 4: And they have shout out, Shout out to the fans,
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: shout out to the still shout out to the snake.
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: No browsie knows what it is. It's all Browsie is
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: the best.
- 1:16:52Speaker 4: Thank you to everybody watching and fucking pays attention and
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: fucking supports the pay. There's black people that watch just
- 1:17:00Speaker 4: after they've heard he's on speak. It's a beautiful thing
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: we have. We made him at Puffcorn. Dude, you have
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: a black guy in the video.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. Shout out to the homie. I forget his name,
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: but he had dreadlocks and shout out. Shout out one
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: shout out to him. Make watch that ship who showed
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: up to my show on Friday. Love with his homies.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: We have the best part in the world. Bro. I
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: meet the most random I met somebody at church earlier.
- 1:17:22Speaker 4: I know the most random people are everywhere, people who
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: listen to this pod and realize I'm gonna.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: Tell you guys right now.
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: Mainly, I gotta say this.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: I gotta say this literally to all the fans out there,
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: because every I get this a lot. Foo's I'm not mad,
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: all right, I just like I'm not fucking.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: No, I'm not fucking mad. I just looked like that. Bro.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: All right. Look you guys got a fucking chill. Bro,
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: I'm not mad. Bro.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: Look when you guys look at some chicks and you're like, hey,
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: she has resting bitch face.
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: I have resting bitch face. Dog, I just look like
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: a fucking asshole.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: You have to tell you you dog, I just I
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: literally hear you sort of look like a pirate.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: I literally look like a fucking asshole to a lot
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: of people. And I look like I'm bothered, bro, But like,
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: and I get that from a lot. Some people will
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: DM me and they'd be like, hey, I saw you.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: You were on the phone, but I want but you
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: look mad. So I didn't take a picture. I'm like,
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: boo boo, I need to take these pictures.
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: Dog, hit me up. Will you see me out of public?
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Take a picture with me? Dog, I'm not mad.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: I will tell you if I'm mad, I'll be like, hey, food,
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: chill the funk, I'm mad right now, fool like, I
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: have no problem.
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: Let you know.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: I need some time myself. But like, dog like, I
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: get all these messages all the time. I don't know,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: like like when i'm mad, dog like, or when I'm frowning.
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: This is my eyebrows, you know. And and I hate
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: to think that people look at me like this all day,
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: Like like I feel like Xavier, Hey, what's up?
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: What's afraid of you?
- 1:18:50Speaker 5: When you walk in public? What happened when you walk
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: around public? You think people are afraid of you?
- 1:18:54Speaker 4: That's It's nothing that when I got here I called
- 1:18:57Speaker 4: him the principal. I still think he's the principle of
- 1:18:59Speaker 4: this part. Can't have too much fun around you can't
- 1:19:02Speaker 4: have to when we're live. If you start having too
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: much fun, he's on.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Guess man, well, niitty, you can't just take a ship
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: on the floor right acause.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: Have a toilet like you know what. He doesn't like
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: when we have fun. Oh, he was doing an Indian
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: joke that he doesn't like when we have fun. No,
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: that's that's not he's the principal, the principal. Look all
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: I'm saying, like these guys don't get it.
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: He done tells you how much coke we're gonna do,
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: and he's like that even when we were.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: There has to be a Kobe on the team. Dog,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, but Kobe
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: fucking let other fools know, like, hey, bro, this is
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: how we're gonna.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: Run the play. Guys, we're not gonna win.
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: Kobe also said, fu it, let's get in this airing helicopter.
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: Okay, but you're not Derek Fisher like Joe participating in
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Kobe jokes with you. That's you and only you who's.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: Over here talking like he got Derek Fisher skills and
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: ship bro like gets stuck down.
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: Bro, Derek, you guys like three champions. Shut up. Luke
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Walton out of here, like, damn for real? Why is
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: Kobe off limits? Oh God, Luke Walton got a ring
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: just for being on the bench. That's you, though. I
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: just watched. I just watch.
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: I just watched Shock perform a d M set, and honestly,
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: there has nothing to do with basketball, doesn't matter.
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: Kobe never watched anyone fucking dance like that. I was
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: watching the track and I was like, man, fuck Kobe.
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: I was like, how DJ Diesel I watched a lot
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: of times, slits it down. I love Big Bro. It's
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: not huge, Okay. At the end of the day, see
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: ye see this, make whatever jokes you want. It's not Kobe.
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: Kobe's the come on, Kobe's the goat. You can't say
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: Kobe after Michael Kobe's the man is great. Kobe had
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: one of my greatest careers in the world. Yeah, listen,
- 1:20:51Speaker 4: he made the wrong choice by getting on the Alcohoic,
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: but he had one of the greatest wrong.
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: These guys are just mad the day driving a ship.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: Sorry, And if nobody's paying attention to the steering wheel,
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: how the funk are we gonna know what the requestion are?
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: Yes, Stark and and and I'm just like a part
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: of being the captain me. He's our miss Frizzle. And
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: this is the Magic school Boy. Thank you, thank you.
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: Of course that's a Canadian show. He's Michael Scott. You
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: guys are in the office. Yes, that's that's more appropriate.
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: He's Pam Show. So I don't know. I don't know
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: the reference's right, Toby, he's Dwight. No, you're Dwight.
- 1:21:41Speaker 12: If I'm whatever the fun they said, then you're Dwight.
- 1:21:45Speaker 12: I don't watch the show full Yeah, I was just
- 1:21:49Speaker 12: gonna say later the show to watch. You gotta think
- 1:21:52Speaker 12: about it. You're watching The Office. Don't you go work
- 1:21:54Speaker 12: at the office.
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: Before comedy, I was an accountant. I worked out of people.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: You don't watch TV. That's why that you watch. We
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: don't watch this boring ass show about people that work
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: in office. If I want to work.
- 1:22:06Speaker 5: You know what, it's the only reason give it a chance,
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: the only reason it's a really good shot.
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: Somebody said, exits Angelo's Dragons. The only reason he doesn't
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: like you can watch Star Trek. I'm gonna watch Crazy Ship.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: You don't like The Office because you're ass fucking it's
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: a great show. His English is not good enough to
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: like the Office. His English is man in the Office.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: Hey dude, Hey, hey, no.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Ay times at his Oscar broker.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: Bro do you watch anime? By chance? You watch anime?
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: I watched The Note? What is it? The no Death? No,
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: that one's one's a good one. That one's a really
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: good You should watch Demons Layer. That one's a good one.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: I don't my boys talks agains. He's enough demons to
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: slay on his own. He doesn't mean just waking up.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: He doesn't need is great shoe.
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: The fact that the whole chat room like when he's
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: compared to the Office. There was the eight of them
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: that said you were Angela. It's like, yo, you're so
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: like Like, I'm like, why did they think you're so uptight?
- 1:23:14Speaker 8: Bro?
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: Like the someone asked, who's phyllis? Phyllis M Green Queen.
- 1:23:22Speaker 4: Yeah, the green Queen, she's Phyllis. She's like, my bird's
- 1:23:28Speaker 4: name is Greeny. It's a great show.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: No, he does.
- 1:23:37Speaker 4: You can't get the job because he's on that papers.
- 1:23:39Speaker 4: It's too smart for him because he doesn't speak English properly.
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: Yo.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that fools were to say that the
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: Aton is Oscar is hilarious. Bro.
- 1:23:50Speaker 4: Do you remember when Mike's watching I'm sorry you remember
- 1:23:53Speaker 4: when Michael found out with the Oscar was gay? Yo?
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: That ship is so fun That ship was too fucking funny,
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: like trying to make it so gay, ready, but you
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: overdid it.
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he made the meeting and he was. It
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: just reveals to everyone the Oscar is gay. That's it
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: is so funny. Yeah.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: But look Key though, that is that you're right to
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: make me Michael though, because that is something I would do.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: Like imagine if we had, like, for example, just say
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: Kate was Kate was does you say Kate was still
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: the fucking colst and then she would have been like
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: I'm gay. I would for sure be like, Yo, rainbow thing,
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: fucking doing rainbow.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: You would start a party.
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: You would have skittles, like everybody better eat skittles at
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: fucking thirty minutes in.
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: Don't you lie in your head? You Yeah, we're gonna
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: take poppers two hourly.
- 1:24:42Speaker 4: He'd be a very strict boss. You wouldn't be that fun.
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: Maybe it'd be fun off hours if we weren't exactly
- 1:24:49Speaker 4: if we worked in an office. He don't thinks in
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: his head he'd be more fun than he actually would be.
- 1:24:54Speaker 4: I don't know, bro, Like, Nah, he's Michael Scott.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: He's two business oriented. Yeah, that's Michael Scott.
- 1:25:00Speaker 4: You Mica Scott's fun. You don't like you, He's not
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: Michael Scott wants to be cooler than he is. The
- 1:25:05Speaker 4: zones already cool. But at work he would be more
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: strict that what I'm saying. Yeah, well, bitch, just way
- 1:25:10Speaker 4: to the office. Party's kicking, and dog don't know why
- 1:25:13Speaker 4: the fuck can't you work? Dog, You're worse than fucking
- 1:25:16Speaker 4: lazy Mexicans. Dog Like you don't know, Dog, I was liked.
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: Imagine an Indian guy who his whole life heard about
- 1:25:23Speaker 4: lazy Mexicans do all the work, and then you get
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: here and then you're surrounding my Mexicans and they're asking
- 1:25:27Speaker 4: you to work, and you're like, what the fuck I
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: thought that's what you guys.
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: And now Nady wants to do is juggle, bro, you
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like he's just like yo.
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: First, guys, as Mexicans, okay, we thought you and fuckers
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: don't work hard when you work all day long, listen
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: when I having eleven therefore, okay.
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: First of all, First of all, let's not disrespect the
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: seven eleven Indians. All the seven eleven Indians, the dog
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: working y'all are fucking awesome.
- 1:25:53Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: My mom used to deliver newspaper at two am. I
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: used to go with her when I was younger. All
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: you foods, I've seen some fools have kids. I salute
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: all the Indians that work seven or that was not
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: working hard.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: That's working long. Not the Medsino feather ones, but the
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: fun Mexicans work harder. Man, they're doing exactly. You come
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: again and come again, thank you, come again, Bro, that's
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: not true. No, that's all day though there. No, Bro,
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: I'll go there. You get robbed all the time.
- 1:26:25Speaker 11: I'll go there for twelve tall packs and they're still there.
- 1:26:28Speaker 11: Dog Like why ants come in all the time and
- 1:26:31Speaker 11: give you a hard time. You come again and that's it, Bro,
- 1:26:34Speaker 11: Just stay. I'm sure they don't say thank you come
- 1:26:36Speaker 11: again to the why ends.
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: They don't own the place. Yes, if that's not their shop,
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: if that's not their game, we say it to anyone
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: who is. I'm gonna be what's up, huh Rob Bryan?
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: Or what thank you come again?
- 1:26:56Speaker 8: Not?
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: You know the Indian the Indian people were all over.
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: But we're not laborers.
- 1:27:01Speaker 4: That's why the British fucking gave up on India eventually,
- 1:27:03Speaker 4: because we're not laborers. We're business owners.
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: Bro. That's crazy, but that's crazy to find out.
- 1:27:09Speaker 4: Be we go, we go all over the world, we
- 1:27:11Speaker 4: take over and we hire Mexicans to work for us.
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: And I got to give you that that you understand that,
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: because that's crazy to think that you understand that we're
- 1:27:20Speaker 3: not like laborers.
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: We know, just stand there. I know who I am.
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: I'm not about to do hard labor. But if you
- 1:27:29Speaker 4: want me to organize the people you have and put
- 1:27:31Speaker 4: them in, what's the hardest job you've had. I've had
- 1:27:34Speaker 4: a bunch of shit jobs. I've had a job since
- 1:27:35Speaker 4: I was fourteen. When we were fourteen, my parents fucking
- 1:27:38Speaker 4: fucked up and lost everything. And my mom told me
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: before grade nine. She can't buy me school supplies, so
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: I have to go get a job. I will how
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: fourteen fourteen, So I'm.
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: Kind of working at I worked at I worked at
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: a grocery seat. I worked at a grocery store. That's
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: not hard labor, That's what do you mean now? Fourteen?
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: It's not fucking hard. When I got fired after.
- 1:27:59Speaker 4: Two weeks because you were lazy, because the guy's like,
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: I need you to work this weekend, and I'm like,
- 1:28:02Speaker 4: I can't.
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: I'm going to.
- 1:28:03Speaker 7: Yeah, that's called being lad.
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: Get out of here. Yeah, I was fourteen.
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: It's my first Tell me from Canada, which makes less
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: money than Americans.
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: Why are you talking to me like an American? Because
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: I am.
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: I was, But I was a Canadian fourteen year old boy.
- 1:28:19Speaker 4: I had no dreams of being in America, like.
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: Justin Bieber, that's crazy. I wish, baby, you wanted to
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: see what you're saying. Oh no, but I'd be a
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: millionaire right now.
- 1:28:28Speaker 7: I would have went to work.
- 1:28:29Speaker 13: Then when I run into the ground, I think a
- 1:28:35Speaker 13: yell me, yeah, why because you guys sat here I'm
- 1:28:37Speaker 13: in his seat. No, it's okay, he's actually he zones
- 1:28:41Speaker 13: that type of guy that likes that a guy's keeping
- 1:28:43Speaker 13: his seat warm for him.
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: Yeah, so good, that's my boy. How do you feel that?
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: How do you feel? How do you feel? How do
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: you feel being the seatwarmer free zone? You just you
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: just call me a fluffer. Honestly, I don't care who
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: it is as long as when I come back, my
- 1:29:05Speaker 2: seat is warm. He's not gonna care. I don't want
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: to cold seafood. How do you feel about just? I
- 1:29:10Speaker 2: just feel like I won't get yelled like you guys
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: will because they owe your money because you give me
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: fucking hasholes. Bro Yeah, bro ship, he's back.
- 1:29:24Speaker 7: No, he was being a seat warmer fan.
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: We wanted to see what it felt like to actually
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: have a Mexican host. Damn, calm down, yeah, hashle, he
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: took it with him. No, you left it in the bathroom.
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: What happened to the guests? You went to the bathroom?
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: Hey told me to fill in? How are you did?
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: He went to the bathroom right with you. You had
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: no hash hoole and he was right behind. You're letting
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: up another hash hole. Let me remind everybody for the giveaway.
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: Oh shit, We might as well read the superchats already
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: because it's already eight thirty. So let's read the superchats.
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- 1:31:02Speaker 1: three different chances for you guys to win. So let's
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: go ahead and get into some of these super chats.
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: First one comes from Man, It's the Painters. Some of
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: y'all gotta stop acting stupid. In the secret menu, just
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: dm E zone. It's simple, yo, straight the fuck dog,
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: so fuck is simple. You do not need to violate
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: the rules all the time. Stop being stupid in the
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: secret menu and just follow the rules.
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: Dog. It is not hard. It is not hard at all.
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: Stop being stop making it hard like you're some kind
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: of feet though. Next one, why Tino Santo's.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: It's a super chad, Thank you so much, appreciate you,
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: Tino Santo's. The next one comes from speed Minia and says,
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: same team, Same team. I'm gonna try to see what's
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: up with Steph Toe. Maybe he's gonna pull up a
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: twenty second for the nas versary.
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: Are you gonna get nas if if Joe Banni is
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: down to fill up the tank? Joe Banni, I'm sending.
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: You the doctor ex yeah, glo Bannie, what's the doctor
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: Xavier is doctor Xaviers doctor x Yeah, I'm sending you
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: the doctor. S tell the pathically dog, there's a nos
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: implant in your brain.
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: Then you gonna have to do is niy gonna have
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: to fuck up a balloon or not? Niny better? If not,
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: he's gonna have to fucking do the podcast from his car.
- 1:32:33Speaker 4: You know what I'll do ball to only do balloons,
- 1:32:37Speaker 4: I won't like I only do balloons if we all
- 1:32:39Speaker 4: eat a little mushroom chocolate together.
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: I'm down. Okay, you're down.
- 1:32:45Speaker 4: That's not a bad request. A little one, like half
- 1:32:48Speaker 4: a grammar or a grammar you a little piece, That's
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: all I ask.
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: Then I'll do balloons with you. We'll be fucking children,
- 1:32:55Speaker 2: and we'll have our balloons like Mama, Mama balloon, got
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: a pack up these glowing the dark ones? Too light up?
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: Why would we need light up ones? It's not gonna
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: be dark in here? Because that sounds gay too.
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: You what of all the raver motherfuckers that you're back,
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: fucking are hating all to the dog.
- 1:33:12Speaker 4: You would love to have these that your stupid ass
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: gay ass raves. Now that you're back, we're having our
- 1:33:16Speaker 4: kin sannio.
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: Yeah, we can make the lights fucking rave while we're
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: doing who bank one of the light's rave. Next one
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: comes from mister Watson. That foo sends the fucking I
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: don't know the little face that's like, I don't know.
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: Next one comes from Michael Taylor. Salute to the Table
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: and Dope sponsors fifty five thousand subscribers less fucking Gold Team.
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: The predictions are by fucking July we will be at
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: eighty thousand to one hundred thousand.
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: And when we get the.
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: Plaque and then we get motorcycles, hey, kal, then we'll
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: get the plant.
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: Everybody who's help builded not nitty, we'll get one better,
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: nitty nitty.
- 1:34:06Speaker 4: Why motorcycles because you guys are talking about We were
- 1:34:09Speaker 4: talking about it the other day.
- 1:34:10Speaker 2: We're like, wouldn't you guys all want to go on
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: a motorcycle ride together? And what the type of Harley's
- 1:34:15Speaker 2: we get? Dangerous? Oh you're scared, that's why. No, No,
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: I'm true Mexican would want to ride motorcycle. I've ridden
- 1:34:22Speaker 2: dirt bikes, I've jumped in the air. I'm from the
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: i E. I don't trust people.
- 1:34:27Speaker 3: I don't trust me on a street bike where people text,
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: we'll take lessons together.
- 1:34:31Speaker 2: No, it's it's not about it's not about learning how
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: to how to ride a bike.
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: It's about people on the road that are texting and
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: fucking being idiots.
- 1:34:39Speaker 2: Bro, that's the problem. We'll just drive slow. Homiet's you
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: want to go dirt bike riding? I would love to
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: teach me how to drive a bike for and I
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: asked him before me, Oh, yes, for yeah. How do
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: you think he got to the border? Huh? How you
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: got to the wall. How do you think he got
- 1:34:56Speaker 2: to the wall? A bike to the wall? You going
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: to ask him? And then he climbed wall. He didn't
- 1:35:01Speaker 2: get me, You didn't give me. Yeah, fucking Kevin in
- 1:35:04Speaker 2: this close yeah huh.
- 1:35:10Speaker 3: But when I was a little kid, I used to
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: write a one twenty five yeah, and I jumped maybe
- 1:35:15Speaker 3: like this, nothing crazy, just just hey, hey, do you
- 1:35:19Speaker 3: guys see my jump? Do you I see my jump
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: when I was snowboarding? You I see my jump when
- 1:35:23Speaker 3: I was snowboarding.
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: I saw that shot landed that.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: When I saw you in the air, I was like,
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: this guy wants super I'm not even gonna say how
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: he watched his green cart so badly.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: This guy's willing to fly in the air off a
- 1:35:36Speaker 2: piece of fucking what love you know, me anything for
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: his banana because he needs those papers.
- 1:35:44Speaker 4: I'll fly off a piece of wood, off some snow banana,
- 1:35:46Speaker 4: completely opposite of my culture.
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: What I would do for.
- 1:35:49Speaker 3: Papers is wild home, no dogs coming, hot brock hot
- 1:35:53Speaker 3: hot do something?
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: No, all right, next one, uh, it comes from ten
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: West sends a super chat thank you so much. Next
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: one comes from Ameron says a super chat supersticker, thank
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: you so much. Miguel Manza says another superchat, thank you
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: so much. Everyone.
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: Let me see. The next one comes from Otello Vice.
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: Everyone learned how to d M? It's not hard, secret menu,
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: same team, straight up.
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: Stop being fucking stupid dog everybody, No, for real, who's
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: hit me up talking about how to DM on Patreon?
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: I send them a fucking YouTube video that I found
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: In two seconds it says how to d M? Somebody
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: on Patreon? No, Sam beIN, Dan holds dog?
- 1:36:38Speaker 2: What the fuck? Who won? Saba food? Obviously, you guys, Yeah,
- 1:36:45Speaker 2: give it up for so foods. The only reason, the
- 1:36:48Speaker 2: only reason post to this podcast here. That's a major
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: l for you guys, because you're like half the population. Yeah,
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: but that's a major half you can I ask you type.
- 1:37:02Speaker 4: This is the number one Mexican podcast in the world,
- 1:37:05Speaker 4: which means half of these guys are our Salvadorans, faking
- 1:37:08Speaker 4: big Mexican which obviously gonna say that l Salvadorianos better
- 1:37:14Speaker 4: because all they've ever eaten is a papoosa.
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: But yeah, whatever it is, what it is. When you
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: guys enter reality in the real world, come talk to me.
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: And somebody said, niddy is and you know what you
- 1:37:26Speaker 2: know how I know niy is right there? I went
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: the Trader Joe's and that curry had a little curry plate.
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: They did not have at they did not have a song.
- 1:37:34Speaker 4: Of course, They're like, if you want tacos, there's seven
- 1:37:36Speaker 4: tenths down there that Mexican food.
- 1:37:38Speaker 3: Dad madstadas, burritos, no NOAs, no pussas nowhere to be seen,
- 1:37:44Speaker 3: of course because papoosas.
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: Do you want geese?
- 1:37:48Speaker 14: Because because we only have two type of it is
- 1:37:55Speaker 14: a meat or a geezeosa.
- 1:37:58Speaker 2: We are from ol Salva. If you want hey, it
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: is a lot better than fucking Would you like the
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: ninety eleven special? Maddy, Maddie Maddy. They have three types
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: of they have meat and cheese something they mix them.
- 1:38:20Speaker 4: Oh also, sorry, I forgot, we can also mix that too.
- 1:38:25Speaker 4: Do you want cheese and meat? Because we have cheese
- 1:38:29Speaker 4: and meat Boa and our streets are safe because the
- 1:38:34Speaker 4: MS thirteen.
- 1:38:35Speaker 2: Theren't Jacob, you can eat papoosa and you can pay.
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: You don't forget they're clean. Like India.
- 1:38:42Speaker 4: We have we pay and bitcoin because our real money
- 1:38:46Speaker 4: is worth nothing, but if we switch to bitcoin, it's
- 1:38:51Speaker 4: worth something.
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: Listen, bro, all of our street vendors are way cleaner
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: than the Indian street vendors, I'll tell you that much.
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: And we your MIC's soft. At one point it sounded Filipino.
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: That was hilarious. Oh man, all I know is that
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: when you come ins, I'm putting petoel on your ship.
- 1:39:31Speaker 4: Yeah, because now we have four type, we have cheese,
- 1:39:36Speaker 4: I'm for sure making that fat half, and we have
- 1:39:40Speaker 4: a secret defending. No, No, it's only to kill me
- 1:39:44Speaker 4: the next one, because he said, all.
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: Right, for we shut up nine to eleven, let's go
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: to the next one. Can he just do this for
- 1:39:54Speaker 2: the rest of the pod. I think they put big
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: coin in the I don't understand how you're hating on
- 1:40:07Speaker 2: the country. That's better than yours.
- 1:40:13Speaker 10: Yeah, if you try to make a fourth, it's better
- 1:40:20Speaker 10: than sheet on the floor and trash everywhere.
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: Come on, dog, your stupid ass moon landing the fun
- 1:40:29Speaker 2: out of here? Yeah, what the fun was? That was weak?
- 1:40:32Speaker 2: With that moon ass landing. These guys can't even imagine
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: else nigga, we control the moon. Before they get to
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: the moon, They're like, wait, what else can we make
- 1:40:43Speaker 2: other than okay, we have cheese?
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: Are minds, and the minds fucking knew everything about the
- 1:40:52Speaker 3: fucking solar the solar system.
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: You can't even saying, oh, you fools are still fucking
- 1:40:57Speaker 1: joy riding on trains, and you guys can eva a
- 1:40:59Speaker 1: test the strange food a tesla trained.
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: Dogs trying to think of another snack other than a
- 1:41:04Speaker 4: fucking don't depends on snacks, dog, I mean, just go
- 1:41:11Speaker 4: watch them do.
- 1:41:12Speaker 12: What I'm saying is the only watched them dog, Millennier
- 1:41:15Speaker 12: bro I rather do I rather live in a solid?
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: I do? I would rather live in a solid than
- 1:41:19Speaker 2: live in India? Though questions all right there, dog, wait,
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: I don't care or version of millionaire? They don't have one?
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: Oh what is it?
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: Vosesino sentence where like the kids had to run away
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: from civil war? Oh?
- 1:41:49Speaker 5: Really, I genuinely want to watch this movie like I
- 1:41:52Speaker 5: love I love movies the movie.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: Should we open up, geez, maybe we could meet.
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: Listen when Donald Trump decides to bomb India, I am
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: gonna be so happy, dog, would you rather live in
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: would you rather live in I'm.
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: Gonna be like, this is what I voted for.
- 1:42:11Speaker 4: Dog.
- 1:42:13Speaker 2: By the way, do you guys talk about India every episode? Yes,
- 1:42:17Speaker 2: nothing but trash just throw out. Can I tell you, Joe?
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: What can I tell you? Joe? You know what? India?
- 1:42:26Speaker 2: It's hard out here for they talk about you being
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: in every single episode. How many jokes can I make
- 1:42:35Speaker 2: about pas dog? A thousand years of culture? Would you
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: rather live? Would you rather live in India or living? Yeah?
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: All day I will eat in India. It take a
- 1:43:09Speaker 2: all it takes. All it takes y'all live, y'all live,
- 1:43:13Speaker 2: so compact, bro li.
- 1:43:15Speaker 4: All it takes, all it takes is one one. All
- 1:43:20Speaker 4: it takes is one drug filled papoosa that killed your president.
- 1:43:23Speaker 4: Before all, MS thirteen is back. And then you guys say,
- 1:43:25Speaker 4: what the is?
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: Chick coin? Put in the group, put the ball, good luck?
- 1:43:30Speaker 2: All you eat is salad environments. And you know what
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: happens to experiments of actually eventually actually actually the funding well,
- 1:43:40Speaker 2: the funding is over, experiment ends. Who's fucking tripping?
- 1:43:44Speaker 8: Dog?
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: Will send MS thirteen to your hood over there in India.
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: I'm sorry MS thirteen to India. They would die immediately.
- 1:43:51Speaker 4: Oh okay, here we go because they won't get passports.
- 1:43:55Speaker 8: I like.
- 1:43:55Speaker 5: I like what that guy said. Trump loves India because
- 1:43:58Speaker 5: they rush little hats.
- 1:44:00Speaker 4: I do, little hat, and that's how I know. Shout out, yes, real,
- 1:44:07Speaker 4: real talk. India loves the little hats, and that's how
- 1:44:09Speaker 4: you know India is going to survive as long as
- 1:44:11Speaker 4: the little hats are winning. India's winning.
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: Just wait till you piss off the wrong little hat.
- 1:44:15Speaker 4: Hey, that's fine. Where's our Salvador? Our money is worth
- 1:44:18Speaker 4: noting we want to sell. I have a really good bitcoin.
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: You're tripping.
- 1:44:23Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys went to bitcoin because what was your
- 1:44:25Speaker 4: dollar worth? We're the only one that's worth that much
- 1:44:28Speaker 4: sense to the dollar.
- 1:44:29Speaker 2: Number one America, number one country in Central America.
- 1:44:33Speaker 4: Dog, Yeah, but of course they do, because who would
- 1:44:40Speaker 4: use the fucking El Salvadorian dollar.
- 1:44:47Speaker 2: Yeah, of course that's why they're testing bitcoin. Now, you
- 1:44:50Speaker 2: guys are little dumpster, you know what I mean? Where
- 1:44:53Speaker 2: we test our trash? Yo?
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- 1:44:59Speaker 2: You guys are way bigger course, end of the Just
- 1:45:03Speaker 2: wait till we get you won't.
- 1:45:06Speaker 4: You won't swear to God, You'll be like, maybe we
- 1:45:09Speaker 4: can put the nook in a papoosa. Maybe it can
- 1:45:12Speaker 4: be the fourth kind of papoosa meat and cheese meat,
- 1:45:17Speaker 4: that geese, just like your moonlight and that nuclear popo.
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: The fuck yeah that she came out of a fucking
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: PS one prototype.
- 1:45:28Speaker 4: It's growing free over there. They're like, go to jail,
- 1:45:32Speaker 4: go to jail. Unless you make papoosa, you grow weed,
- 1:45:36Speaker 4: you go to jail. But if you make papoosa, I
- 1:45:39Speaker 4: give you beat coin.
- 1:45:42Speaker 1: Hey dog, all I know is that when you try
- 1:45:44Speaker 1: to travel out there, do your stupid comedy show band.
- 1:45:48Speaker 1: Next one, he's gonna text me, I miss you dog, Nah,
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: you're not exaber. Next one, the next one above below,
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: Eggs says Eggs.
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- 1:46:00Speaker 1: Nitty and spell run run Are you He said, x
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- 1:46:07Speaker 2: Are you in? I don't know? Are you in? Are
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- 1:46:12Speaker 8: In?
- 1:46:13Speaker 2: Are you in? I don't know? I dope, well, I
- 1:46:18Speaker 2: don't get it. Six seven? Are you in? That's gay? Alright?
- 1:46:32Speaker 2: God damn, I'm getting old.
- 1:46:34Speaker 4: I know.
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: This morning I farted and blow out my back. That's
- 1:46:39Speaker 2: how old I am thanks.
- 1:46:43Speaker 4: One question was on's fucking dream He's dreams about actually
- 1:46:47Speaker 4: asking me that.
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: Don't get mad at the superb. I want to see somebody.
- 1:46:51Speaker 3: You guys want to see someone. Someone sent me something.
- 1:46:54Speaker 3: I'm gonna show it to Ray first.
- 1:46:55Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, here we go, dog almost send me this shit.
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: They told me not They want to be a this.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: They want to what is bad? Right? Yeah? Okay to around? Okay, yeah,
- 1:47:16Speaker 2: you know what what Xavier gets what? Xavier gets his stuff? Ready? Hey,
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: I know you got some dates coming up. Why don't
- 1:47:23Speaker 2: you go ahead and shout them out? Yeah?
- 1:47:24Speaker 5: Yeah, So again, if you guys are here in Los Angeles,
- 1:47:27Speaker 5: I have a show called Ahmed and Friends. It's gonna
- 1:47:30Speaker 5: be at the Hollywood Improv January January twenty third. To
- 1:47:33Speaker 5: come out. It's a fun show. And then I'm gonna
- 1:47:36Speaker 5: be all right, let me read these off. I'll be
- 1:47:39Speaker 5: in Portland January sixteenth. I'll be in Seattle jan seventeenth,
- 1:47:44Speaker 5: Vancouver January eighteenth, and then i'll be in the Bay
- 1:47:47Speaker 5: Area like Sunny Vale at Rooster T's January twenty second,
- 1:47:53Speaker 5: and then Boston March twenty eighth. And then oh, this
- 1:47:57Speaker 5: one is a big one. April second, I'll be in Austin, Texas,
- 1:48:00Speaker 5: and an April third and fourth headlining Dallas Comedy Club
- 1:48:03Speaker 5: four shows.
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: Definitely come out. I really want to sell out those
- 1:48:06Speaker 2: Dallas shows for sure. That's my hometown.
- 1:48:08Speaker 5: But yeah, come out to those shows and mean a lot.
- 1:48:11Speaker 5: Follow me on Instagram at Ahmed Love's Bread.
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: So you got the bay? Hey food? Stop food? Boy?
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 1:48:23Speaker 7: Said?
- 1:48:23Speaker 2: I can't think they don't want to be. That's gay,
- 1:48:27Speaker 2: fo that's fun for the AI. That's a that's not bro.
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: That's real. Who made that? They don't want to be?
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: That's real fucking gay. I can talk ship to you
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: all I want, but I would never do that ship.
- 1:48:47Speaker 11: Speaking of Diddy, they made boy, I made one of
- 1:48:52Speaker 11: Sam Tripley too though.
- 1:48:53Speaker 2: Look watch, Oh yeah he made one of Sam.
- 1:48:56Speaker 4: I'm talking, yeah, you're getting I'm called I'm your ice,
- 1:49:00Speaker 4: your license plate.
- 1:49:01Speaker 2: I'm texting the ice number, your license plate? Zel Maxwell
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: of AI over here? Who the fucks that I made him? No?
- 1:49:07Speaker 2: I didn't make these. There's one of me too. I'm
- 1:49:09Speaker 2: not showing it to you guys. Fuck you guys, I'm
- 1:49:11Speaker 2: not showing you the one of me. Why don't worry
- 1:49:18Speaker 2: about it, all right, guys, I gotta roll out. So
- 1:49:22Speaker 2: but is that okay?
- 1:49:22Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not a show going on, yo, everybody, make
- 1:49:26Speaker 1: sure you guys check out his fucking shows. Make sure
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: you guys fucking fuck with the homie and he's welcome
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- 1:49:34Speaker 1: playing dog. Come on, you know you didn't even hit
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: the hash but I know I don't trip. Yeah, you're good, bro,
- 1:49:45Speaker 1: You're you're you're good, you got the you got the
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- 1:49:49Speaker 2: Yeah it makes some showing me all right. Next one.
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- 1:50:32Speaker 2: Kalimaka, we don't smoke the same number one podcast? What
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- 1:50:49Speaker 1: Next one comes from Miguel Mezza sends another super chat.
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- 1:50:57Speaker 2: Team, Same team, appreciate you.
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- 1:51:22Speaker 1: Happy holidays.
- 1:51:24Speaker 2: Appreciate you, Mom made it ass Nigga, you really I
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- 1:51:35Speaker 1: Next one comes from Speed Minion seven O two Niddy
- 1:51:41Speaker 1: want to be Wild Hogs?
- 1:51:43Speaker 2: Oh it was Uh, it was a movie with Tim Allen.
- 1:51:52Speaker 4: Wild. There's a bunch of old comics. I just want
- 1:51:56Speaker 4: to I want to ride motorcycles with my boys.
- 1:51:59Speaker 2: Is that gay?
- 1:52:02Speaker 3: I'm gonna kind of sound gay because I'm gonna sound
- 1:52:05Speaker 3: gay because that's the only time I would want to
- 1:52:07Speaker 3: ride a motorcycle is with a lot of people.
- 1:52:09Speaker 2: With my boys. There's a lot of people. No, that's gay.
- 1:52:16Speaker 2: You want to No, I want to I met I
- 1:52:20Speaker 2: meant I want a mob. I want a mob. I
- 1:52:23Speaker 2: want a mom. I'm gonna learn how to ride a motorcycle.
- 1:52:28Speaker 4: Then I want to get a motorcycle and then we'll
- 1:52:30Speaker 4: be It's easy.
- 1:52:31Speaker 2: We don't ride the same. This is our beach. If
- 1:52:36Speaker 2: I get a dirt bike. If I get a dirt bike,
- 1:52:38Speaker 2: y'all too will try to ride it. Yeah, teach me
- 1:52:40Speaker 2: how to ride it. I'll ride it. Tell me what
- 1:52:45Speaker 2: this is our beach. I'll learn, I'll learn. I'll learn
- 1:52:50Speaker 2: a sable blug this ship. Let's go. He's gonna have
- 1:52:54Speaker 2: a tough time because he does. I already meet the
- 1:52:56Speaker 2: way they made. Shut the funk up, dog. He's gonna
- 1:52:58Speaker 2: have to way limit. He's gonna have to get the
- 1:53:00Speaker 2: bigger tires.
- 1:53:01Speaker 7: He rode a street bike though, so he's like he's
- 1:53:05Speaker 7: been in a street bike.
- 1:53:06Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to worry about yours blowing up
- 1:53:09Speaker 2: what you're driven a strip. That's the dog.
- 1:53:13Speaker 1: He's tripping off. He said he thinks the bikes are
- 1:53:15Speaker 1: made in India. They're made in America.
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: Bro, let's go mad in quads. Motorcycle. I'm talking about
- 1:53:25Speaker 2: like like like street legal, like actual like a like
- 1:53:28Speaker 2: a biker bike. I thought you I thought you didn't. Yeah,
- 1:53:30Speaker 2: but I thought you said you didn't know how to shift. No,
- 1:53:33Speaker 2: just thought they have automatics. Bro, shut up, Come on, bro,
- 1:53:37Speaker 2: that's not riding. Bro, that's not bike. That's I've never
- 1:53:41Speaker 2: driven one. I want to learn and then I will drive.
- 1:53:44Speaker 2: I have to fucking sit there, put it in a neutral.
- 1:53:46Speaker 2: You have to put it in first, put a second
- 1:53:48Speaker 2: all the way up. Yeah, brou out of here. It
- 1:53:52Speaker 2: wasn't Vegas, but listen, bro, I was I was fucking young,
- 1:53:58Speaker 2: all right, it was my first time on the fucking bike.
- 1:54:02Speaker 2: I didn't say I was over here, evil knievo. I
- 1:54:04Speaker 2: just said I got on the bike one time. Right,
- 1:54:05Speaker 2: He's gonna kiss the dude, and he's like, I didn't
- 1:54:07Speaker 2: suck his big So let's let's teach you guys.
- 1:54:10Speaker 3: Yeah, bro teach his fools how to put it in first,
- 1:54:14Speaker 3: put it up fucking neutral, puck all the way up
- 1:54:16Speaker 3: to fucking fifth.
- 1:54:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:54:18Speaker 3: I'm not good, bro, I'm not gonna say, but it's
- 1:54:20Speaker 3: just something I think as a Matt like you teach me.
- 1:54:23Speaker 3: You might be in you might be an emergent situation,
- 1:54:25Speaker 3: and you don't want to not learn and not know
- 1:54:27Speaker 3: that you didn't favor yourself because your bitch has didn't
- 1:54:29Speaker 3: know how to put that ship in fucking first.
- 1:54:31Speaker 2: Got gotta teach.
- 1:54:33Speaker 8: Just like swimming, bro, you gotta learn how to swim
- 1:54:35Speaker 8: dog down. You gotta have some can't have kids and
- 1:54:38Speaker 8: not learn how to swim with it. The little food
- 1:54:39Speaker 8: jumps in there, Bro, then he drowns, like I pushed
- 1:54:42Speaker 8: him in there. Then I guess it's time. Then I
- 1:54:45Speaker 8: guess it's time for a new baby.
- 1:54:47Speaker 15: It's like I took plan plan you know three years
- 1:54:51Speaker 15: later it Bro three hundred existed for a reason.
- 1:54:55Speaker 2: All right. If ef Fo drowns, he drowns, all right,
- 1:54:58Speaker 2: next one, all right, let's fucking go. Uga Mega Machlo says,
- 1:55:05Speaker 2: what's up, y'all?
- 1:55:05Speaker 1: Salute, thank you so much, Salute to you back blah
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: s five am says, same team. Josel Murga ten thirty
- 1:55:15Speaker 1: one says the salute, thank you so much. Dog Gil
- 1:55:20Speaker 1: seven two four says the supersticker King Valerium seven to
- 1:55:27Speaker 1: one oh six says so happy to see the gang together.
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, I love y'all. Happy holidays. Same team niggas.
- 1:55:37Speaker 2: He wrote that. Eileen Divine says, same team you, Aileen.
- 1:55:46Speaker 1: Gil seven two four says another one, same team also
- 1:55:51Speaker 1: four twenty freestyle first then bikes for Chava Nitty for
- 1:55:55Speaker 1: Chavala nitty.
- 1:55:57Speaker 2: Hell yeah, what does that mean? No Levo mean that
- 1:56:04Speaker 2: mean is a really cool person. Beacha beche fucking faggot Beche.
- 1:56:13Speaker 4: I'm gonna say very Becha Fresca pista ship bagging.
- 1:56:22Speaker 2: Baggett la. I said that with bean Cha Fresca. I
- 1:56:35Speaker 2: told you, I told him the smash the Mexican chicken. No, bro,
- 1:56:44Speaker 2: let's go to SAMs right now. You've been in canty
- 1:56:47Speaker 2: for how long and you haven't bonum, Mexicans.
- 1:56:49Speaker 15: Go to Sam's right now. After this, after this, big dog,
- 1:56:57Speaker 15: go to fig Damn. I'm gonna go take them the SAMs.
- 1:57:00Speaker 7: After this.
- 1:57:01Speaker 2: The closest I've been was I tackle. It feels the same.
- 1:57:07Speaker 2: You want to go, It feels the same, feels the same.
- 1:57:10Speaker 2: Sometimes it's a little loose. Imagine he'll imagine he'll lose.
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: Imagine he was like, noah, there no Imagine he's like, nah,
- 1:57:17Speaker 1: Mexican chicks smash me.
- 1:57:21Speaker 2: They get a Mexican. You've never smashed a Mexican like
- 1:57:24Speaker 2: a role not Latina, a Mexican Mexican. Haven't smashed the
- 1:57:27Speaker 2: Mexican med Oh one day, one day I'll be You
- 1:57:32Speaker 2: have papers. They don't you don't, don't you don't you know,
- 1:57:36Speaker 2: don't tell me. You don't have to tell him I'm
- 1:57:38Speaker 2: from Canada. Imagine he goes, you don't have to tell
- 1:57:40Speaker 2: I'm from Canada. They like when I say he don't.
- 1:57:43Speaker 3: Say hey, then I can't say full dog, you're stopping
- 1:57:47Speaker 3: your sad?
- 1:57:48Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on? A fool? Hey? Hey? Yay hey
- 1:57:53Speaker 2: yeah yea hey. I know when they see him, they
- 1:57:56Speaker 2: just picture the South Park characters with the mouse open. Yeah.
- 1:58:07Speaker 2: Now they just fake Canada. Yeah no, what was it?
- 1:58:11Speaker 2: Terrorist and Philip? Bro? I know if I will back
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: out Philip, Yeah, I know.
- 1:58:15Speaker 3: If I was in Canada for yeah, I would have
- 1:58:17Speaker 3: already I would have alreadys matched an Indian chick all right.
- 1:58:20Speaker 2: If there's any Mexican batties out there.
- 1:58:24Speaker 15: To take to take a torta down for hey, that
- 1:58:28Speaker 15: bitch will make you the fire's lunch full and you
- 1:58:30Speaker 15: can go and cheat on her foot and come back home.
- 1:58:32Speaker 2: Dog, She'll still have dinner for you. Bro. As X that.
- 1:58:37Speaker 4: I'm anti tart, not because of any disrespect for I
- 1:58:41Speaker 4: used to be a tota myself.
- 1:58:43Speaker 2: Bro. What's your wait limit? What's your limit less than me?
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: So like what like three eighty damn? That's you know,
- 1:58:58Speaker 2: you're leading a lot of leeway for the fat bitches.
- 1:59:00Speaker 2: Bro is a big bitch. I don't know.
- 1:59:05Speaker 7: She's like you know, like like yeah, hell yeah, I.
- 1:59:08Speaker 2: Even I would never be able to get down to
- 1:59:10Speaker 2: even two hundred. She's a tall bitch, and she's tall.
- 1:59:14Speaker 2: But think about I don't care. He said under and
- 1:59:18Speaker 2: he said under him. That's not a lot. Yeah, man,
- 1:59:21Speaker 2: A five two bitch that weigh as much as him.
- 1:59:23Speaker 2: Damn b the fucking that was fucking who likes I'm
- 1:59:30Speaker 2: for you gotta have a weight limit, dog. You can't
- 1:59:33Speaker 2: just say.
- 1:59:34Speaker 4: You can't just say under me, yeah to wait ratio. Also,
- 1:59:38Speaker 4: no disrespect. I just I spent thirty years being a
- 1:59:42Speaker 4: fucking tost on myself.
- 1:59:43Speaker 2: You'll take a.
- 1:59:46Speaker 4: Take, you'll take a to I don't want any thor
- 1:59:50Speaker 4: I'm I've spent a long time being a big boy,
- 1:59:53Speaker 4: and no disrespect to anybody who's big out there.
- 1:59:55Speaker 2: But that part of my life is done. Imagine Whenniddy
- 1:59:59Speaker 2: was born, I don't nity ny nitty nitdy. Here's it here, here,
- 2:00:05Speaker 2: here's a real question.
- 2:00:07Speaker 3: Did you when you were big, did you ever date
- 2:00:09Speaker 3: a chick bigger than you, like around your weight, like
- 2:00:11Speaker 3: like like, you know what I'm You're like big, I'm
- 2:00:13Speaker 3: gonna tate a big chick.
- 2:00:15Speaker 4: I've always been a shallow hell type of guy. I've
- 2:00:17Speaker 4: always always been kind of disrespectful and shot out of
- 2:00:20Speaker 4: my league. But uh, Hell, I'm not a I know,
- 2:00:25Speaker 4: it's no disrespect. Some people love thwartas. I'm just not
- 2:00:27Speaker 4: a thwart the guy, you know what I mean.
- 2:00:29Speaker 15: But Selle Hell had a different effect though. He was like,
- 2:00:31Speaker 15: you know, like really dating a fact girl when he
- 2:00:34Speaker 15: was she was skinny though, right, Yeah, yeah, that was
- 2:00:36Speaker 15: a shallow Hell effect.
- 2:00:37Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing. Some skinny guys like the complete opposite.
- 2:00:41Speaker 4: When I was a big, fat guy, I didn't want
- 2:00:43Speaker 4: big girls. I wanted and it's the same thing.
- 2:00:46Speaker 2: Still.
- 2:00:48Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the next super Chat shadow
- 2:00:50Speaker 1: how Hollywood turn poll said, same team. The next one
- 2:00:55Speaker 1: comes from the grow Bro says another supersticker. Yes, san
- 2:00:59Speaker 1: ya On says this.
- 2:01:01Speaker 2: Is our theme. Uh that's what she says. Thank you
- 2:01:04Speaker 2: so much. Gils eight seven two four says another super Chat.
- 2:01:10Speaker 1: Sebastian Andreas says, thanks for a nightly podcast during the holidays.
- 2:01:16Speaker 2: You welcome, my nigga. Appreciate you dog Gil seven two
- 2:01:22Speaker 2: for says another supersticker.
- 2:01:25Speaker 1: Uh t man l D says I'm in let's fucking go,
- 2:01:31Speaker 1: that's what he wrote. California Alert Neck one says. Supersticker
- 2:01:37Speaker 1: says a little fat ass emoji. Uh California Alert Neck
- 2:01:42Speaker 1: one says, did he got shacked?
- 2:01:45Speaker 2: To imagine how hard it is to fuck shack? Come here?
- 2:01:53Speaker 2: You have to climb him, like because you know he's
- 2:01:55Speaker 2: gonna want to be top. You know I meant to, of.
- 2:01:58Speaker 4: Course, And that's why shocks like, oh okay, you think
- 2:02:00Speaker 4: probably can't even get inside me.
- 2:02:02Speaker 2: Imagine he's like, you're just getting cheeks. He's like.
- 2:02:07Speaker 1: Yo, yo whatever, He's like, crush whatever. He's like, you're
- 2:02:11Speaker 1: gonna have to take your time. You're gonna have to
- 2:02:14Speaker 1: go slow, bus slow, I don't know. Just get in there,
- 2:02:17Speaker 1: make a quick a crunch ball.
- 2:02:18Speaker 2: You're just gonna get cheeks and just like my three throws,
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: you're gonna miss the whole brother. That's question all right.
- 2:02:25Speaker 2: Next one, I was so gay. That was so gay,
- 2:02:28Speaker 2: But you guys, I zone out for five minutes. It's
- 2:02:30Speaker 2: in a textile you guys, come on, give me a
- 2:02:32Speaker 2: shock impression. Dog, No, I'm cool. I saw that full
- 2:02:35Speaker 2: performing that boe. I don't want to disrespect him. I
- 2:02:38Speaker 2: did really get out of the whole life. What did
- 2:02:40Speaker 2: he try to fuck me? But look how big I am?
- 2:02:43Speaker 2: His dick never got inside of me. I got a
- 2:02:45Speaker 2: chance to put this twenty four sides up behavior.
- 2:02:50Speaker 1: It was.
- 2:02:51Speaker 2: It was all cheeks man and this mix it's pre recorded.
- 2:02:56Speaker 2: Thank you question all right? Next one coach from what
- 2:03:00Speaker 2: is it the girl Bros.
- 2:03:02Speaker 1: Russell Peters bought Nady's cake that he wrote couche.
- 2:03:10Speaker 2: There you go. Next one comes from Miguel Men's sends
- 2:03:15Speaker 2: another supersticker, you so much.
- 2:03:17Speaker 1: Alex Castro yo x G. Spell extra curricular.
- 2:03:23Speaker 3: Out loud, damn number two bucks and I guarantee you
- 2:03:29Speaker 3: have to know.
- 2:03:30Speaker 2: Can you try? I guarantee you eighty percent of people
- 2:03:33Speaker 2: in here can't spell that.
- 2:03:34Speaker 3: The only one that should be able to spell that
- 2:03:36Speaker 3: is zoned and rayed. He didn't graduate no offense curricular.
- 2:03:40Speaker 3: He might be able to the cop. Actually the cop
- 2:03:43Speaker 3: might be able to chill no offense chick lits for you.
- 2:03:46Speaker 2: How many Indian kids won the last spelling beasts? That's
- 2:03:48Speaker 2: all I'm asking. This is hard word.
- 2:03:52Speaker 4: I don't even kids spelling Indian kids are so good
- 2:03:55Speaker 4: at extra.
- 2:03:58Speaker 2: Spelling that when a black girl won the final spell
- 2:04:01Speaker 2: finally made a movie about it. Who's gonna do it?
- 2:04:04Speaker 2: You try extracurricular e X t R A see you are,
- 2:04:09Speaker 2: I see you already? Thank you you you come again?
- 2:04:17Speaker 2: See you are? You come again?
- 2:04:19Speaker 4: I see u l A R extracurricular. Yeah, and the
- 2:04:23Speaker 4: hard word. I think Ray could spell it.
- 2:04:26Speaker 2: Well, he already gave it out. But I'm just saying
- 2:04:28Speaker 2: I think Ray could spell it.
- 2:04:29Speaker 3: I knew you should be able to spell it just
- 2:04:30Speaker 3: because you graduated.
- 2:04:32Speaker 2: I knew. Listen when the word has two rs, I know,
- 2:04:35Speaker 2: I know anything.
- 2:04:37Speaker 8: You know.
- 2:04:39Speaker 3: If he did it, he surprised me, and I would
- 2:04:41Speaker 3: give him the home a round with plowns.
- 2:04:42Speaker 2: That's on my side. I would. I'm being honest. That's
- 2:04:45Speaker 2: why I think. Yeah, because I can't spell the ship
- 2:04:49Speaker 2: I do. I couldn't. All right, next one, I don't correct,
- 2:04:52Speaker 2: I still couldn't.
- 2:04:54Speaker 1: Alex Castro says, I used to work moving jobs in Boston.
- 2:04:59Speaker 2: The nitty people never ever tipped. Yeah, because you guys
- 2:05:07Speaker 2: are like, yo, where do you want this couch? Fool?
- 2:05:09Speaker 2: You want it in a living room?
- 2:05:10Speaker 3: Real question that doesn't give a reason to not tip.
- 2:05:13Speaker 3: Real question or Indian people tippers? Mexican people. Mexan people
- 2:05:17Speaker 3: are they tip but they give ten percent?
- 2:05:19Speaker 2: Which is cool? No, I'm talking okay Mexicans. I served
- 2:05:26Speaker 2: at a Russian for ver. I'm a fucking middle hat.
- 2:05:28Speaker 2: When I tip, I'm like, is this eighteen percent?
- 2:05:31Speaker 1: And no?
- 2:05:31Speaker 4: Any people tip depending on the service. If the service
- 2:05:35Speaker 4: is good, they will tip. If the service is shit,
- 2:05:37Speaker 4: they will give you zero percent.
- 2:05:39Speaker 2: You ever just draw a dick for your signature. Never
- 2:05:42Speaker 2: I do, of course, that's very a Salvadorian typical. Okay,
- 2:05:46Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't just shit on the receive nitty
- 2:05:48Speaker 2: you just drop three different shapes of poosas.
- 2:05:51Speaker 1: It's better than you just taking a ship on the
- 2:05:53Speaker 1: receipt to say I'll come again, come again. Next one
- 2:05:58Speaker 1: sikes five six two. Homie is going to start slanging
- 2:06:03Speaker 1: protein packs all day. Dog whenever you want, I got you.
- 2:06:07Speaker 1: Raspol Washington sends a devil supersticker gas us fool, thank you.
- 2:06:11Speaker 2: So much, Hose said, the same team, And then next Tuesday,
- 2:06:16Speaker 2: we're doing NOAs all right. Next Tuesday, Chief eight one
- 2:06:22Speaker 2: seven A. I love the show. It's always a good
- 2:06:25Speaker 2: time in here. Go Thanks for listening, and thanks for
- 2:06:28Speaker 2: easing for saying it all creepy.
- 2:06:31Speaker 1: He put the devil face in there? What am I
- 2:06:34Speaker 1: supposed to say? When you see a devil face? What
- 2:06:36Speaker 1: are you gonna say? Come on, give me your interpretation.
- 2:06:40Speaker 2: That's how you think I have a fucking go tea
- 2:06:42Speaker 2: for no reason? Dog, I already know where I belong,
- 2:06:44Speaker 2: all right?
- 2:06:45Speaker 3: Hey baby, come hey, baby, hit right up. How you
- 2:06:51Speaker 3: used to seduce people back in the day, baby, go tea?
- 2:06:53Speaker 2: Dog Baby, I'm a Sian.
- 2:07:00Speaker 1: Go tea kind of gives you like a bad certain
- 2:07:02Speaker 1: impression though, man like go tea just kind of means like, well,
- 2:07:05Speaker 1: I do kind of?
- 2:07:06Speaker 2: I do? I have bad habits. It just means like, hey, bro,
- 2:07:11Speaker 2: like my first bad habit is I keep shaving a
- 2:07:15Speaker 2: go tea. I'm sorry, bro, I don't want to like
- 2:07:19Speaker 2: Ben lodding Way. All right. Next one, Michael Taylor, how
- 2:07:22Speaker 2: long did you have a beard for a whole year?
- 2:07:25Speaker 2: Why do you shave it off?
- 2:07:26Speaker 1: Because I said, I was like, I want to see
- 2:07:28Speaker 1: how long it was going to go for a year,
- 2:07:29Speaker 1: and then I shaved it off?
- 2:07:30Speaker 2: Did I not? I literally told the body I was like,
- 2:07:33Speaker 2: you know what, I think, I'm not going to shave
- 2:07:35Speaker 2: for a whole year. And he was like, you're not
- 2:07:37Speaker 2: going to do it, and I said, yes, I am.
- 2:07:39Speaker 4: You see how you shave now, since you shaved, I
- 2:07:41Speaker 4: feel like it'll be thicker. If you did another year,
- 2:07:43Speaker 4: it will be a thicker beard than it was.
- 2:07:44Speaker 2: If I wanted to ever look Puerto Rican, I can.
- 2:07:47Speaker 2: And I watched one day, Hey, Poppy, you know what
- 2:07:49Speaker 2: for for spring? Pus out the Puerto Rican where I
- 2:07:52Speaker 2: let all this grow up. It's going to like we andel.
- 2:07:56Speaker 1: Next one, Michael Taylor says, thank you for all the laughs,
- 2:08:00Speaker 1: good vibes, same team.
- 2:08:03Speaker 2: Dog, appreciate your dog. Appreciate you being in church, you know,
- 2:08:07Speaker 2: Santos for twenty shot.
- 2:08:10Speaker 1: That's what we should do on four twenty dogs start
- 2:08:12Speaker 1: a church at the fucking how many stories we give
- 2:08:16Speaker 1: tattoos out?
- 2:08:16Speaker 2: They all belong to us, you know what I'm saying.
- 2:08:19Speaker 2: And there that's a call in over here your zone.
- 2:08:27Speaker 2: I smoke when I tell you guys to uh save
- 2:08:31Speaker 2: to you save too. He's here. He's like, I already
- 2:08:41Speaker 2: have a cloak, all right.
- 2:08:43Speaker 1: Next one, Tito Santos and shout out to the we
- 2:08:46Speaker 1: don't smoke. The same team most diverse podcasts on YouTube,
- 2:08:51Speaker 1: and he put a ninja emoji, a terrorist emoji, a
- 2:08:56Speaker 1: cop emoji, a vampire emoji, corn man emoji, and a
- 2:09:02Speaker 1: black guy emoji.
- 2:09:03Speaker 2: Damn, I don't know, say more guys. And another one.
- 2:09:10Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
- 2:09:10Speaker 1: It's another supersticker. Bear Yazzy says, same team, Thank you
- 2:09:16Speaker 1: so much, bear Yazzy.
- 2:09:19Speaker 4: Six.
- 2:09:20Speaker 2: It says many people be making everything with their feet
- 2:09:25Speaker 2: that well, I'm gonna send you some stickers just for
- 2:09:33Speaker 2: that one. Probably a guy person, that's what that is. Oh,
- 2:09:40Speaker 2: that's probably the hater.
- 2:09:41Speaker 3: Like I said, this is anything Like I said, I'll
- 2:09:47Speaker 3: tell I'll take eating three flavored my whole life.
- 2:09:51Speaker 2: And eating anybody making food with their feet, that's fact facts.
- 2:09:56Speaker 1: What about the Christmas cook anyth that has gotos all day,
- 2:10:01Speaker 1: every day for the rest of my life before I
- 2:10:03Speaker 1: touched any food.
- 2:10:04Speaker 4: Your ship, any food actually has flavor. You guys got
- 2:10:08Speaker 4: four spices we have you get the flavor from the floor.
- 2:10:13Speaker 2: Bro, have you many flavors? The only cheese is coming
- 2:10:17Speaker 2: from ToJ is our second spice. This is not like
- 2:10:21Speaker 2: our ship, goody. Our third spice is the brown.
- 2:10:25Speaker 3: Homeless ship, Goody Ray here went the downtown, got this
- 2:10:28Speaker 3: homeless ship, goody Ray here.
- 2:10:30Speaker 2: I stepped on it really fast. I ran and then
- 2:10:34Speaker 2: four flavors comes to.
- 2:10:36Speaker 7: The dry skin into all the athlete feet flavors, and.
- 2:10:38Speaker 2: You can only make one thing with all those four flavors.
- 2:10:41Speaker 2: It's called a papusa.
- 2:10:42Speaker 1: This one comes from bear Yazzy, says Chickens. He bought
- 2:10:47Speaker 1: Red Curdy cheers dity mixed up. That's what he wrote,
- 2:10:53Speaker 1: look at look at bear Yazzy dog. I'm not I
- 2:10:56Speaker 1: could not make that up. Why would I say Redcurry.
- 2:10:59Speaker 1: I would have said he ship.
- 2:11:00Speaker 2: Diapers, but like not right Curry.
- 2:11:02Speaker 7: Ship's raight Curry.
- 2:11:03Speaker 2: That's by bear as he two dollars, he said that
- 2:11:06Speaker 2: he win. Next one says, what's up with the freestyle?
- 2:11:11Speaker 2: You know you?
- 2:11:12Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 2:11:12Speaker 2: What's up with the freestyle? His own?
- 2:11:14Speaker 7: Yeah, he's fuck you take another show.
- 2:11:18Speaker 2: Stop around all these raps like a White by nine.
- 2:11:22Speaker 2: I know what do around all these rap legends. You
- 2:11:24Speaker 2: just need to come on his own, just ask them
- 2:11:26Speaker 2: intimidating it is. I know what to get him as
- 2:11:31Speaker 2: one mile.
- 2:11:37Speaker 4: I can't ask Chad to do it, but maybe if
- 2:11:40Speaker 4: you keep asking I won't ever have to do it.
- 2:11:44Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, rabbit,
- 2:11:49Speaker 1: hold no, hold on, hold on. You got to be
- 2:11:51Speaker 1: a rabbit and rabbit, hold on, hold on? Talking about
- 2:11:54Speaker 1: hold on, I got two bars. N He thinks he
- 2:11:56Speaker 1: has power. Since the twin Tower, I'm from our Salvador.
- 2:12:08Speaker 1: We sell two things. But poosa and whore.
- 2:12:15Speaker 2: Theudy.
- 2:12:16Speaker 1: Yeah, bitches, all right, next one, William May Since Thursday
- 2:12:22Speaker 1: shots listen for Aton got all these bottles from sucking
- 2:12:27Speaker 1: the tour and be Real gave us the half of
- 2:12:30Speaker 1: the month off, so we've been drinking them.
- 2:12:31Speaker 2: So shout out to them, you know, and shout out
- 2:12:34Speaker 2: to the news.
- 2:12:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now if you speak Spanish
- 2:12:38Speaker 1: out there, and if you don't, you better fucking get
- 2:12:40Speaker 1: to learn, dog, because the new Spanish fucking Cypress Hill
- 2:12:43Speaker 1: album is about to.
- 2:12:45Speaker 2: Be off the fucking chain. Dog, I'm not.
- 2:12:49Speaker 1: I don't want to die until they get invited or
- 2:12:51Speaker 1: even get invited to the conversation to being invited to
- 2:12:54Speaker 1: a Super Bowl fucking thing, because I don't know anybody
- 2:12:57Speaker 1: else that has been relevant for that many years that
- 2:12:59Speaker 1: has not been to Epstein island that has not been
- 2:13:03Speaker 1: to fucking diddies parties and has continued and Kenny continued
- 2:13:07Speaker 1: and kept it motherfucking real. So what he kills a
- 2:13:10Speaker 1: few fucking birds and goats, that's cool, but he ain't
- 2:13:13Speaker 1: raped nobody, you know what I'm saying. I was like,
- 2:13:15Speaker 1: show the man out there continues to be a fucking
- 2:13:18Speaker 1: legend with the rest of the group, and I better
- 2:13:21Speaker 1: see them out there.
- 2:13:22Speaker 2: Hit the motherfucking super Bowl one the fucking time, because
- 2:13:25Speaker 2: I know the.
- 2:13:25Speaker 1: Rest of the fucking world don't speak Spanish, but I
- 2:13:29Speaker 1: know all you motherfuckers smoke weed, So fucking come on, Dog,
- 2:13:33Speaker 1: let's get a cipre said with the super Bowl.
- 2:13:35Speaker 2: Fuck the far back stage, get a blog.
- 2:13:42Speaker 1: Get all the souvenirs and what not. Though not befra
- 2:13:46Speaker 1: real though, I'll be there having a good ass time though.
- 2:13:50Speaker 1: Next one comes from Rolando n says, Yo, what up, homies,
- 2:13:54Speaker 1: This was a cool as he shout out to DJ
- 2:13:57Speaker 1: Baz that for fucking Gaate for my birthday, Dog gave
- 2:14:01Speaker 1: me my own at the Grand California Hotel. Damn, I'm
- 2:14:05Speaker 1: not s dope, Dog, you know I'm about to puff
- 2:14:08Speaker 1: cod up in there.
- 2:14:10Speaker 2: Uh, Dog?
- 2:14:11Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna call the homie who got who
- 2:14:13Speaker 1: doesn't work there anymore because they broke his finger, you
- 2:14:16Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 2:14:17Speaker 2: I was like, but they still owe him money and
- 2:14:19Speaker 2: he gonna be chilling in there. Fuck y'all.
- 2:14:22Speaker 1: What if he don't work there with y'all, he knows
- 2:14:23Speaker 1: all the ins and out, you gonna get a bunch
- 2:14:25Speaker 1: of free ship.
- 2:14:27Speaker 2: Stop treating people.
- 2:14:28Speaker 1: Badly, fucking little hat ass mouse. The next one, I was,
- 2:14:36Speaker 1: I know who he works for, all right, I don't
- 2:14:39Speaker 1: mind going there, but when he when he starts treating
- 2:14:41Speaker 1: my friends like ship not niitty, I could I could
- 2:14:44Speaker 1: stand that.
- 2:14:48Speaker 4: My boy's name is on his excuses to write a rap,
- 2:14:52Speaker 4: full blown next one, because you know, fucking Jamie Kennedy
- 2:14:59Speaker 4: raps over here.
- 2:15:00Speaker 2: Dog Albert not a rapper. Albert McFly says, what's up
- 2:15:06Speaker 2: from Texas?
- 2:15:06Speaker 6: And you put a balloon? So I got a song
- 2:15:10Speaker 6: for the balloon. You start, he'll start rapping too, Do know, eleven?
- 2:15:19Speaker 2: My name is a zone. I am a watch the throne.
- 2:15:28Speaker 2: My name is a scared right free style. You got
- 2:15:35Speaker 2: what's mony's dog? Come on, dog, gotta did you go?
- 2:15:41Speaker 2: I won't rap. My name is Edgar, I'm a please,
- 2:15:46Speaker 2: don't beg her my name.
- 2:15:48Speaker 1: I know you wanted to say something else. I know
- 2:15:51Speaker 1: he did instead of beggar. I know he wanted to say,
- 2:15:56Speaker 1: next question next week comes from m cush sixty six.
- 2:16:06Speaker 1: Get Tommy or predict before the new year ends. First
- 2:16:09Speaker 1: of all, I was at Tommy's podcast this week.
- 2:16:12Speaker 2: How was the driver? Oh? Fuck God, Dog and our
- 2:16:18Speaker 2: fifty four minutes?
- 2:16:19Speaker 7: God damnide.
- 2:16:22Speaker 2: I wanted to fight this nigga. Dog. I wanted to
- 2:16:25Speaker 2: fight him and I was just like, yo, Dog. I
- 2:16:27Speaker 2: was like, you're lucky. You do my puckast so many times.
- 2:16:29Speaker 2: And then he started the podcast. He was like one
- 2:16:31Speaker 2: of the reasons I'm podcasting, and I was like, my nigga,
- 2:16:35Speaker 2: all right, so that but but we we know what
- 2:16:37Speaker 2: I mean, We kept it. We kept it cool. He
- 2:16:40Speaker 2: got me some beers. He was out there.
- 2:16:42Speaker 1: I saw Jay Rod laying in the carpet just like
- 2:16:46Speaker 1: a foca, just like he was just laying and I
- 2:16:50Speaker 1: was like, hey, what's up, j Rod?
- 2:16:51Speaker 2: I forgot.
- 2:16:52Speaker 1: I forgot that looked at me all mad like he was.
- 2:16:54Speaker 1: I was disturbing and from getting on the carpet. I'm like,
- 2:16:56Speaker 1: for the carpet is dirty, Like, but.
- 2:17:00Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 2:17:00Speaker 1: I had manager's info now, so it's cool. But I
- 2:17:03Speaker 1: thought his manager was one of your people. And he
- 2:17:07Speaker 1: got mad when I said that, Like I was like, oh,
- 2:17:09Speaker 1: I was like, young, I got an Indian people work,
- 2:17:11Speaker 1: Indian person working here too. I was like, you should
- 2:17:13Speaker 1: take all my podcast, and that fool was like, I'm
- 2:17:15Speaker 1: not Indian food.
- 2:17:16Speaker 2: You should know me. And I was like, oh, you're
- 2:17:18Speaker 2: the same food. And then he was like yeah, and
- 2:17:19Speaker 2: he was like, oh my bad, you look different. Was
- 2:17:22Speaker 2: not cool with that.
- 2:17:24Speaker 1: Anyways, though, two fucking weeks from now, the the fucking
- 2:17:30Speaker 1: I'll be on the Tommy's podcast holding it down.
- 2:17:33Speaker 2: He finally got a chance to hold it down. Gave
- 2:17:36Speaker 2: me some beers. We're chilling.
- 2:17:37Speaker 1: It was cool to see him actually know what it's
- 2:17:40Speaker 1: like to drive. And I wasn't trying to. I wasn't
- 2:17:44Speaker 1: doing no sis dog.
- 2:17:45Speaker 2: I was like, so what's next time? You know what
- 2:17:48Speaker 2: I mean? Like, because when he's on our podcast, he
- 2:17:50Speaker 2: could go, he can go to sleep. Oh he wanted to.
- 2:17:52Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck me and you were gonna
- 2:17:54Speaker 1: keep it me and you and A're gonna keep it
- 2:17:55Speaker 1: afloat come on, dog, I'm his I'm like, come on.
- 2:17:59Speaker 2: Dog, you have to come on. You keep it going
- 2:18:01Speaker 2: and you can tell Tommy. Sometimes he was like, I
- 2:18:04Speaker 2: don't have a lot of time, but yeah, but anyway,
- 2:18:07Speaker 2: shout out to Tommy. Though. The next one comes to
- 2:18:10Speaker 2: TK or better who passed the boiled egg tests? What
- 2:18:14Speaker 2: does that mean? It's the test. I've been eating a
- 2:18:18Speaker 2: lot of bowled eggs. Yeah, make it. I don't know
- 2:18:22Speaker 2: what the test is, but I don't know. Can you
- 2:18:23Speaker 2: make a good boiled egg? It seven minutes and twenty
- 2:18:26Speaker 2: five seconds?
- 2:18:27Speaker 7: You put it in the mic away for ten seconds,
- 2:18:29Speaker 7: the bowl of water, and.
- 2:18:34Speaker 2: Then you put it in like a cold water and
- 2:18:35Speaker 2: then you like, you got to boil it. I just
- 2:18:38Speaker 2: buy it. But seven minutes and twenty five pricey. But yeah,
- 2:18:42Speaker 2: I don't get fuck. I'm a bachelerform I'm not gonna
- 2:18:45Speaker 2: have time. I got seven minutes and twenty five hold on,
- 2:18:48Speaker 2: hold on, I'm a bachelor. But he has a girl,
- 2:18:50Speaker 2: of foray, come on, da no no, no.
- 2:18:52Speaker 3: Bacher means you live on your own. Yeah, that's what
- 2:18:55Speaker 3: a bacher means. You can be a Bachler and have
- 2:18:57Speaker 3: a girlfriend.
- 2:18:58Speaker 2: Bro, I'll give you. Yeah, you have on your own.
- 2:19:01Speaker 2: I don't have roommates. I don't have roommates. You living
- 2:19:03Speaker 2: on my own?
- 2:19:04Speaker 16: Huh ah, there's there's nothing her. Her shampoo is not
- 2:19:14Speaker 16: even there, her shampoos not even there.
- 2:19:16Speaker 3: Brosa Cassa cassan Bro. No, Bro, you have my little
- 2:19:23Speaker 3: shampool there. Yeah, pad, Google, that means you live on
- 2:19:32Speaker 3: your own, you.
- 2:19:33Speaker 2: Mister limited time? Okay, what does that mean?
- 2:19:38Speaker 3: It means different batch of pad is when you can
- 2:19:41Speaker 3: bone when when you you can bone her and she
- 2:19:43Speaker 3: can walk to the shower without having to cover up
- 2:19:46Speaker 3: for your roommate.
- 2:19:48Speaker 2: That's a that's that's that's the flags.
- 2:19:51Speaker 3: She can walk, you can she can walk to the
- 2:19:53Speaker 3: kitchen naked and make you a fucking couple of noodles.
- 2:19:55Speaker 3: That's the flash right there, Bro, out there outside the microwave,
- 2:19:58Speaker 3: naked with her tits on.
- 2:20:00Speaker 2: Run that ship. Get get whatever, bro, whatever fucking floats,
- 2:20:05Speaker 2: whatever you got in your fridge. Yeah of course it's
- 2:20:10Speaker 2: coenis bro.
- 2:20:11Speaker 3: Whatever, Bro, She'll make them bro weenies, Bro, whatever the
- 2:20:15Speaker 3: bitch WANs.
- 2:20:15Speaker 2: Bro. But the point she can walk around naked her house.
- 2:20:18Speaker 1: That's the point about betos, all right, next one, Hollywood,
- 2:20:23Speaker 1: Uh Turp Turp. Hogan says, glowing the dark balloons are gay.
- 2:20:30Speaker 1: I didn't say they were glowing the dark. I said
- 2:20:31Speaker 1: they fucking have. Rodrigo Polanco says, is doctor Greentam on
- 2:20:39Speaker 1: the secret menu? Shout out Caddy Blaze, Yes they are, Bro,
- 2:20:45Speaker 1: you were on the secret menu.
- 2:20:46Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, you'll get some Knji ship.
- 2:20:50Speaker 1: And if you know about anything about Kenji, that's the
- 2:20:53Speaker 1: motherfucking reason there even is a motherfucking insane o. G
- 2:20:59Speaker 1: Jeff you two point oh or the two point oh
- 2:21:03Speaker 1: or the fucking or the whole Ji, whatever the fuck
- 2:21:06Speaker 1: they called it when it came out. Just no, Kenji
- 2:21:09Speaker 1: was growing in and he's still growing it. So stop
- 2:21:11Speaker 1: fucking playing with that man's name and put some motherfucking
- 2:21:14Speaker 1: respect on Craft Cartel because they'd be growing that fire.
- 2:21:18Speaker 1: And yes they are in the secret menu, and when
- 2:21:20Speaker 1: they are it just know it's very limited, because that
- 2:21:23Speaker 1: shit is exquisite.
- 2:21:24Speaker 15: Bro, And we really really do small batch. Wing one
- 2:21:28Speaker 15: of those motherfuckers that'll be like, hey, we have a
- 2:21:30Speaker 15: whole facility. It's a you know, like a fucking hundred
- 2:21:33Speaker 15: lighter and we're going the little table now. It really
- 2:21:35Speaker 15: only just growing, you know about like ten twenty lights
- 2:21:38Speaker 15: of just flavor shit Like I'll tell y'all around, not
- 2:21:41Speaker 15: no fucking lemon cherry gelato, not no fucking you know
- 2:21:45Speaker 15: fucking shit that's been going around, like Eazon knows, like
- 2:21:47Speaker 15: when he's seen the last shit like Kenji Bondy's like, Yo,
- 2:21:50Speaker 15: what the fuck, I'll just.
- 2:21:51Speaker 1: Tell you or not y'all lucky, y'all lucky. Kenjy ain't arrogant.
- 2:21:54Speaker 1: It has an ego dow y'all lucky. He's Japanese and
- 2:21:57Speaker 1: he's humble and shit, bro, I was like that motherfucker
- 2:22:00Speaker 1: he really got that smoke.
- 2:22:03Speaker 2: That's all I will say.
- 2:22:03Speaker 1: For all the people that know that know and trust me,
- 2:22:05Speaker 1: I'm gonna have him on this podcast soon. But if
- 2:22:08Speaker 1: you want to see any other fucking podcast he's been on,
- 2:22:10Speaker 1: go watch for Smoke of the Day. That's realized it
- 2:22:13Speaker 1: right there. Next one, Uh, Fernando JP seven K does
- 2:22:19Speaker 1: that bong from Whatnot? Come with a downstam. Depends what
- 2:22:22Speaker 1: you got, I don't think so I don't know DM
- 2:22:27Speaker 1: me on Whatnot? Whatever I showed you is whatever you
- 2:22:31Speaker 1: got that's dead stock homie, like damn foods like super
- 2:22:36Speaker 1: chat like crazy, man, Well, I mean we're giving away
- 2:22:40Speaker 1: three motherfucking prizes. Yo, the you motherfuckers are crazy. Let
- 2:22:46Speaker 1: me see we already said.
- 2:22:48Speaker 2: No one brow Oh, hold on this one right here.
- 2:22:52Speaker 2: You might like it. Niddy browsy for twenty fuck nitty
- 2:23:02Speaker 2: what it wants. That's what she wrote for real. Next one.
- 2:23:05Speaker 2: I'll drop some bars right now, Rolando X.
- 2:23:09Speaker 1: What's the conspiracy about Rob Reiner's dad?
- 2:23:13Speaker 2: Dude? I wish Ray had Mike. He knows more about that.
- 2:23:18Speaker 3: This guy was making a documentary about Trump and his
- 2:23:22Speaker 3: son killed him and his wife.
- 2:23:24Speaker 2: Is that a coincidence? Was it making a Was it
- 2:23:26Speaker 2: making a documentary about how great Trump is or how
- 2:23:29Speaker 2: bad he is? Come? Okay?
- 2:23:31Speaker 3: And then Trump went on fucking line and instead of
- 2:23:34Speaker 3: saying Yo, all right, Peter, the homie, this fucking mount,
- 2:23:38Speaker 3: this typical Trump ship.
- 2:23:39Speaker 2: And the motherfucking president, he don't talk.
- 2:23:42Speaker 3: Yeah, No, sometimes you just don't talk. Yeah, thats fucked up.
- 2:23:49Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie, bro, it was I mean whatever
- 2:23:51Speaker 3: that was not.
- 2:23:52Speaker 2: That was not a good move.
- 2:23:53Speaker 1: If you're gonna be an asshole, you're gonna be an
- 2:23:55Speaker 1: asshole proudly, I mean, straight up.
- 2:24:00Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no, proud of that, straight up. But I
- 2:24:07Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know what's somebody, what's somebody's son
- 2:24:11Speaker 2: he's in jail now, or what her son killed his
- 2:24:16Speaker 2: mom and dad, dad, dude, I don't know. I've been going,
- 2:24:22Speaker 2: I've been I've been going down there. Imagine, we're trying
- 2:24:24Speaker 2: to imagine.
- 2:24:25Speaker 1: Imagine, we're imagine what before Trumble gets out fucking out
- 2:24:29Speaker 1: of presidency. Pardon yo, that'd be crazy, and then there'll
- 2:24:35Speaker 1: be a lot of foods talk about, well.
- 2:24:36Speaker 3: You know, Biden pardoned people before they know everybody does
- 2:24:40Speaker 3: before they know. He pardoned people before ship that they
- 2:24:43Speaker 3: even got in trouble for. It's like, I'm a partner
- 2:24:45Speaker 3: you in.
- 2:24:46Speaker 2: Case you kill your wife? Yeah, bro, that's crazy to
- 2:24:50Speaker 2: pre parton someone like like like just in case someone.
- 2:24:53Speaker 2: I guess if you're Biden's homie, that's a good hookup,
- 2:24:55Speaker 2: you know, crazy bro. No, I'm not saying that, but
- 2:24:59Speaker 2: that if you're Trump homies, though, Like, imagine all the hotels.
- 2:25:03Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it.
- 2:25:04Speaker 3: If I was the president a party, everybody, everybody, bro,
- 2:25:08Speaker 3: everybody everybody on fig all.
- 2:25:10Speaker 1: Right, let's be honest, all right, all right, all right,
- 2:25:13Speaker 1: but you're fig let me at I know.
- 2:25:16Speaker 2: We got it a little bit too far, but let's
- 2:25:18Speaker 2: ask this question.
- 2:25:19Speaker 1: If you had to meet any president out of all
- 2:25:23Speaker 1: the presidents that have been in the United States of America,
- 2:25:27Speaker 1: who would you want to meet.
- 2:25:29Speaker 2: I'll answer that right now. I know who. I know.
- 2:25:32Speaker 2: I like your question, but I'm out a little bit
- 2:25:33Speaker 2: to it. No, no, no, no.
- 2:25:35Speaker 3: Are we meeting them off the clock or on the clock?
- 2:25:38Speaker 3: Am I meeting them on Jeffrey Epstein's island?
- 2:25:40Speaker 2: Or am I meeting them You're meeting at the White House.
- 2:25:43Speaker 2: I'm just saying, what type of person are there? Are
- 2:25:44Speaker 2: we doing?
- 2:25:45Speaker 3: Are we doing some blow like? Am I doing some
- 2:25:47Speaker 3: blow with Trump? Or am I just hanging out the
- 2:25:49Speaker 3: White House with Trump? We're going for lunch?
- 2:25:52Speaker 2: Or am I coming to it on a meeting? A
- 2:25:54Speaker 2: clocked in meeting. You're meeting on the golf course? Trump?
- 2:26:00Speaker 2: Sounds like a good time on the golf course. I
- 2:26:02Speaker 2: was gonna heat, That's my first choice. Can hit the ball? Dog?
- 2:26:06Speaker 2: He'd probably tell you some ship that you probably did. Probably,
- 2:26:09Speaker 2: but I'd be scared. I'd be scared he's gonna call
- 2:26:11Speaker 2: ice on me, just because that's just because you.
- 2:26:13Speaker 4: Beat him, get to get here by six sixty five,
- 2:26:16Speaker 4: but he off at seven ten, just enough time to
- 2:26:19Speaker 4: get you arrested.
- 2:26:19Speaker 2: Now, I'd be.
- 2:26:20Speaker 3: Scared to do it with Obama because somehow Mike would
- 2:26:22Speaker 3: trying to get a threesome in.
- 2:26:23Speaker 2: There, drop an inwards Mike Show Big Mike would be
- 2:26:25Speaker 2: like this was running. She started, So who you gonna choose?
- 2:26:30Speaker 2: Choose Trump? Uh? Yeah? Or or or you could choose
- 2:26:33Speaker 2: Bill Killing. That's whatever Bill Bill Clinton? Can you can
- 2:26:39Speaker 2: pick Bill Clinton. I've been drinking.
- 2:26:40Speaker 3: Shut shut up, but would shut Then there'd be much
- 2:26:45Speaker 3: bitches Bill Clinton.
- 2:26:46Speaker 2: Yeah, that that'd be a female, probably be.
- 2:26:49Speaker 3: There'll be all these you'd be playing golf and there'd
- 2:26:51Speaker 3: be a lot of a lot of females.
- 2:26:53Speaker 2: Just be like, hey, daddy, any more fucking what about you?
- 2:26:57Speaker 2: And choosing.
- 2:27:01Speaker 7: Trump?
- 2:27:01Speaker 2: Trump?
- 2:27:02Speaker 7: I already said Bill Clinton, that was that was gonna
- 2:27:04Speaker 7: be my pig.
- 2:27:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I would. I would have chose Trump for sure. Yeah,
- 2:27:08Speaker 2: he'd be the most fun. He'd be like, you know,
- 2:27:11Speaker 2: after this golf course, we go into the Trump Towers
- 2:27:14Speaker 2: in Vegas. Yeah, I want you to be there. A
- 2:27:16Speaker 2: lot of good people. Yeah, because you could win, You
- 2:27:21Speaker 2: could win, You can win that you can win that.
- 2:27:24Speaker 2: I'm not trying to win the I just said, I'm
- 2:27:27Speaker 2: I'm not trying to win the golf tournament. I'm trying
- 2:27:29Speaker 2: to find I'm not trying to get sniffed. I'm trying
- 2:27:32Speaker 2: to win. I'm trying to find out how much the
- 2:27:34Speaker 2: little hats actually run the country. I'd be scared with Obama. Imagine. Okay,
- 2:27:39Speaker 2: I just know by hanging out with Trump, thought you'd
- 2:27:40Speaker 2: be like, watch what happens to what I call Israel?
- 2:27:43Speaker 2: You want to see fireworks? Yeah, yeah it is. I'll
- 2:27:46Speaker 2: show you a hole in one. Yeah, don't worry. Zone.
- 2:27:50Speaker 2: If you roll with me, you'll never have to write
- 2:27:52Speaker 2: that rap bill, right it for you? Zone, I'll get
- 2:27:57Speaker 2: I'll get one of those, one of those blacks to
- 2:27:59Speaker 2: write it for you. Maybe CoML Bro damn nit not Zone,
- 2:28:07Speaker 2: damn nitty not he Zone.
- 2:28:10Speaker 4: Next next, next breestyle, it'll be like, my name is
- 2:28:14Speaker 4: e Zone, my forbidding Zone.
- 2:28:18Speaker 2: You get him. That's it. I'm turning that. I'm turning
- 2:28:23Speaker 2: that a c on again.
- 2:28:27Speaker 1: Next one, Eileen Divine says, let's all do drugs, to
- 2:28:31Speaker 1: do drugs.
- 2:28:33Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wine drugs.
- 2:28:36Speaker 1: Next one, Roger Cabas happy holidays too. We don't smoke
- 2:28:40Speaker 1: the same fucking same team, Brendelo.
- 2:28:44Speaker 2: Same team and the Brandello same team.
- 2:28:47Speaker 1: Browsie for twenty fuck xg over one and forty is
- 2:28:54Speaker 1: not big. You don't need to sticks either for.
- 2:28:58Speaker 3: Forty for female, that's biggest fuck bro, Bro, I don't
- 2:29:03Speaker 3: give fuck one hundred and forty what unless you're what
- 2:29:05Speaker 3: five eleven?
- 2:29:06Speaker 2: You're still kind of big, bro. One hundred and forty
- 2:29:09Speaker 2: female is a big chick. Bro. That's a top all right?
- 2:29:12Speaker 2: Next one, context doesn't really matter, bro, No, it does matter.
- 2:29:18Speaker 2: This is hard day five versus a five five action
- 2:29:21Speaker 2: one thirty.
- 2:29:22Speaker 3: That's forty pounds of even if even a five foot
- 2:29:25Speaker 3: five chick that weighs one forty is a big chicken.
- 2:29:29Speaker 2: After that, you guys are not tall kings, Bro, I
- 2:29:32Speaker 2: was just returning it, you know, the short king. So
- 2:29:34Speaker 2: you're you're six foot tall? Don't make me go back?
- 2:29:38Speaker 2: Are you six? Either way? Though? You don't want some
- 2:29:43Speaker 2: bitch over forty? You don't. You don't want a bitch
- 2:29:46Speaker 2: one over one forty for what? How do you guys
- 2:29:49Speaker 2: feel about that? In the chat? Is one forty two
- 2:29:50Speaker 2: big for a woman, no matter how tall she is
- 2:29:54Speaker 2: she gonna be five eleven. Don't bitch that tall. You're crazy, No,
- 2:30:01Speaker 2: you're crazy. Five is like, that's perfectly fine, skinnies.
- 2:30:05Speaker 3: Yeah, but how many? How many females are five to ten?
- 2:30:08Speaker 3: We're talking about a Mexican number one Mexican podcast. These
- 2:30:10Speaker 3: bitches are five to two, five three. You want a
- 2:30:12Speaker 3: bitch of one forty? That's that category I'm doing. I'm
- 2:30:15Speaker 3: doing the logistics over here, bro, this is math. Next
- 2:30:18Speaker 3: question the Mexican chicks. They're like, the tallest chick is
- 2:30:21Speaker 3: five six here, Why don't you look at this bottle
- 2:30:24Speaker 3: and think hard about what you've done? And then I'll
- 2:30:27Speaker 3: go ahead and I'll go ahead and read this.
- 2:30:29Speaker 1: Next one, Crypto chronic seven, says another cake sticker.
- 2:30:35Speaker 2: Alex castro is x G is a gay collar worker.
- 2:30:41Speaker 1: Next one, Fernando JP seven, l K, you're not beating
- 2:30:46Speaker 1: an Indian kid and spelling, you're not.
- 2:30:51Speaker 2: This is our time, okay, dog? I know I would
- 2:30:56Speaker 2: have little dog leave the same people at HOMEE.
- 2:30:58Speaker 3: I was gonna ask a questions, who's a speller you're
- 2:31:00Speaker 3: tired of arguing with the same people, or.
- 2:31:03Speaker 2: You zone the graduate? Who's a better speller? Nitty, then
- 2:31:06Speaker 2: let's go ask us a word. How about we do
- 2:31:08Speaker 2: it in the podcast A live one. Okay, I'm just
- 2:31:11Speaker 2: saying that we do the life. I'm yeah, yeah, we'll
- 2:31:14Speaker 2: do that and be able to I'm barely gonna be
- 2:31:16Speaker 2: able to read the word. But you better not fucking
- 2:31:18Speaker 2: better not cheat. So we're doing that show. I mean,
- 2:31:21Speaker 2: once we work it out right now.
- 2:31:23Speaker 1: Okay, listen, We're don't announce it right now, but with
- 2:31:25Speaker 1: whatever we got in the works, we're doing that.
- 2:31:27Speaker 2: We got something in the works, Savior for twenty date.
- 2:31:30Speaker 3: This is a hard the college graduate and you're I
- 2:31:35Speaker 3: hate Indian like you should like. It's a hard pick
- 2:31:38Speaker 3: for right now.
- 2:31:38Speaker 2: You're a dropout. I'll come with college. I'll come. I'll
- 2:31:42Speaker 2: come with my spelling ready, and I'll come with bars
- 2:31:44Speaker 2: against who wins that one? Come on, dog or your zone?
- 2:31:52Speaker 2: You did? You got it should be a zone, but
- 2:31:56Speaker 2: we got like ethically it should be nitty will be me.
- 2:32:00Speaker 2: Oh dude, I'm excited for this one because I'm so
- 2:32:04Speaker 2: out I can barely read the word. I lose. I
- 2:32:06Speaker 2: just shooting idy.
- 2:32:11Speaker 3: All right, because you're gonna copy me and I made
- 2:32:17Speaker 3: this hoodies first.
- 2:32:18Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what?
- 2:32:19Speaker 16: You know what?
- 2:32:19Speaker 2: Who who designed it? The biggest fresco of us, all
- 2:32:23Speaker 2: our boys on you don't want these hood dot com
- 2:32:29Speaker 2: right now?
- 2:32:30Speaker 7: This is dope as did get that ship in like
- 2:32:32Speaker 7: five months?
- 2:32:34Speaker 1: Yeah, not to go by boxes, but you say you
- 2:32:38Speaker 1: get this ship in five buds, you'll get it the
- 2:32:40Speaker 1: fucking March next year when I pay by the shorts again.
- 2:32:44Speaker 2: All right? Next one, Alex Castro, uh no, don't worry.
- 2:32:48Speaker 2: Chili does his package you now? All right?
- 2:32:50Speaker 1: Alex Castro says, I'm gonna tell my kids, EA Zone
- 2:32:54Speaker 1: was don't Financi school and X was the guy with
- 2:32:57Speaker 1: the trumpet.
- 2:33:00Speaker 2: Check on god Niitty's just not there. Next one, we're
- 2:33:07Speaker 2: out promos. What up?
- 2:33:09Speaker 1: He's on X G and Ray and Rat Curry for
- 2:33:12Speaker 1: Nitty damn you insulted as they're mad at you do.
- 2:33:22Speaker 1: Megan Mechlo says, the next NAS episode, we need that
- 2:33:28Speaker 1: freestyle episode.
- 2:33:29Speaker 2: All right, I'll do it on NAS.
- 2:33:32Speaker 1: It's gonna probably be a Hello racist rest freestyle, but
- 2:33:35Speaker 1: we'll do it.
- 2:33:36Speaker 2: How about you do it? I don't we're not supposed
- 2:33:38Speaker 2: announce it, but know where the do it?
- 2:33:40Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one, The Iconic Stage imagine we're like at
- 2:33:46Speaker 1: one hundred thousand.
- 2:33:47Speaker 2: At that point, they're like, we don't give a fuck fool,
- 2:33:49Speaker 2: give us houses.
- 2:33:50Speaker 4: If you live in La, save your four twenty for
- 2:33:53Speaker 4: we don't smoke the same. It's all I'm saying.
- 2:33:54Speaker 1: Yeah, what's Ninny works it out with the Ali Baba,
- 2:33:57Speaker 1: We'll fucking figure it out. Next one, Alex Castro, A
- 2:34:01Speaker 1: town is the girl you're trying to bone?
- 2:34:05Speaker 2: Gay bestie? What a ton I guess?
- 2:34:13Speaker 1: Above below abx fool, your name rhymes with Diddy, Nitty Diddy.
- 2:34:25Speaker 2: That's it does Congratulations, This is R Diddy, This is
- 2:34:30Speaker 2: R Diddy. This is our nitty right here. My name
- 2:34:35Speaker 2: is nitty. It rhymes with Diddy. I do this podcast, no, biggie,
- 2:34:41Speaker 2: I love the oil. Sorry to spoil the surprise when
- 2:34:46Speaker 2: my deck rise, all right. Next one, h Alex Castro.
- 2:34:59Speaker 2: I don't know what was it? What was the d
- 2:35:03Speaker 2: N Foods? What was it? Tandemn Alex Castro, Nitny was
- 2:35:07Speaker 2: the where my hug at guy is? High school? He
- 2:35:15Speaker 2: owns that guy. When he sees me, he opens his
- 2:35:18Speaker 2: hand like, where my hug at dog.
- 2:35:21Speaker 17: He's looking at you like, what the fuck you so late?
- 2:35:26Speaker 17: I know I'm over here, like the funk you so
- 2:35:28Speaker 17: late for? He thinks I'm hugging him the fuck. Remember
- 2:35:32Speaker 17: you're questioning him like an Italian?
- 2:35:34Speaker 2: All right.
- 2:35:35Speaker 1: Next one, Nick Sack says, oh, I'm sorry. Alex Castro says,
- 2:35:41Speaker 1: shout out to my boy x G. We're promoting a
- 2:35:44Speaker 1: torta free America and try to do it without oz
- 2:35:49Speaker 1: Embic straight up like I did.
- 2:35:53Speaker 2: Thanks one, he do it, You could do it. You
- 2:35:57Speaker 2: know what's crazy for?
- 2:35:58Speaker 1: I told I was I was working around and I
- 2:35:59Speaker 1: was joking with my trainers, and I was like, hey,
- 2:36:01Speaker 1: what do you think happened if, like I told Sabash,
- 2:36:03Speaker 1: I was on steroids like you know, like like like
- 2:36:07Speaker 1: like I was, you know, ask the owner and he
- 2:36:09Speaker 1: was like, are you seriously considering it?
- 2:36:11Speaker 2: I was like no, no, no, it's hypothetical. And then
- 2:36:14Speaker 2: they're just like come on man, you know they were
- 2:36:17Speaker 2: like how deep they knew? They were like how deep
- 2:36:19Speaker 2: are you?
- 2:36:19Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm just joking, bro, and they
- 2:36:22Speaker 1: were just like he'll kick you out, like I wouldn't
- 2:36:25Speaker 1: be able to work out there anymore.
- 2:36:26Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know, but and I was just like
- 2:36:29Speaker 2: in my head, I was like, you think he got
- 2:36:30Speaker 2: those trophies with all steroids he's on, with type of
- 2:36:33Speaker 2: food that would inject it right into his asshole all day.
- 2:36:36Speaker 2: Next one, under degrees he'll do it to come over
- 2:36:39Speaker 2: here and flex on it all day. Dog.
- 2:36:42Speaker 1: Next one, Uh, what is it? Alex Castro said, Oh no,
- 2:36:46Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Nick Sacks the same team and last.
- 2:36:50Speaker 2: I think that's the last one. Thank god, thank god,
- 2:36:52Speaker 2: thank god, thank god, thank you guys for super chatting.
- 2:36:56Speaker 2: I know what I'm saying. I was like, it wouldn't stop,
- 2:36:58Speaker 2: God damn.
- 2:36:59Speaker 1: First of all, why don't you take fucking motherfucking Calli Blaze,
- 2:37:03Speaker 1: Hadar fucking extracts and the homegirl Green Queen with her deleted.
- 2:37:07Speaker 2: Account for one hundred and twenty seventy seven.
- 2:37:09Speaker 1: Time for giving them fucking giveaways, dog, because if it
- 2:37:13Speaker 1: wasn't for them, you know, these motherfuckers wouldn't be there,
- 2:37:15Speaker 1: Like you're Super Chad, these motherfucker's over here, hardest fuck
- 2:37:19Speaker 1: look at these super Chad doll, A half ounce of
- 2:37:22Speaker 1: some Caddie Blaze don that shit killer, a fucking care
- 2:37:27Speaker 1: package from fucking Hadar Diabolical, some fucking shit from Green Queen,
- 2:37:34Speaker 1: Sexy and high.
- 2:37:35Speaker 2: You know, what I mean.
- 2:37:36Speaker 7: Yeah, you know she gets her flower from Kraft Cartel.
- 2:37:40Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 2:37:41Speaker 1: There you go dog and I only says sexy because
- 2:37:44Speaker 1: she's a woman, all right. Every other one, you know
- 2:37:47Speaker 1: it's some man shit, all right. So next one, I
- 2:37:49Speaker 1: think that's the last one. Wait, last one comes from Ewyn.
- 2:37:55Speaker 1: We'd got reclassified schedule three. What's the what's that mean?
- 2:38:00Speaker 1: It means you gotta ask chat GPT.
- 2:38:06Speaker 2: Straight up.
- 2:38:08Speaker 1: Next one, listen, bro, I don't give a fuck if
- 2:38:10Speaker 1: they reschedule at five, seven, ten.
- 2:38:14Speaker 2: Secret Menu still go go on, No problem, Keli Blaize
- 2:38:18Speaker 2: Nets still go go on.
- 2:38:19Speaker 1: Hadar is still gonna exist, chick Lit's still good enough,
- 2:38:23Speaker 1: motherfucking exists. It doesn't change what the fuck we do,
- 2:38:27Speaker 1: all right, Stop watching the motherfucking news. It just means
- 2:38:32Speaker 1: that your local dispensary might closed down. And then you're
- 2:38:34Speaker 1: gonna be happy you got Niddy's number when I gave
- 2:38:36Speaker 1: it out.
- 2:38:39Speaker 7: Dispender's gonna close down that you're gonna see it.
- 2:38:46Speaker 2: All right. Nine I was gonna say, allow me, all right.
- 2:38:53Speaker 2: Last two. Cali Magic Farm says nineteen ninety nine. Half
- 2:38:57Speaker 2: a great night, y'all. What's up food. Come through on
- 2:38:59Speaker 2: the twenty second bring a nos tank. We're doing the
- 2:39:03Speaker 2: Nobs verse three twenty seven.
- 2:39:05Speaker 1: You said twenty second, that's next Tuesday, YLT bring your
- 2:39:10Speaker 1: own tank, Bring your own tank.
- 2:39:12Speaker 2: Bring you I'm dressing up at Scuba Steve.
- 2:39:15Speaker 3: No cover charge. If you bring your own tank, there's
- 2:39:17Speaker 3: no cover charge. You bring your own tank. That simple
- 2:39:20Speaker 3: fifty dollars entry.
- 2:39:21Speaker 2: Dressing up at Scooba Steve, no cover charge. If you
- 2:39:25Speaker 2: dress up at Scooba Steve, no, no, no cover charge. Dog.
- 2:39:28Speaker 2: You know we have to log in bel if we
- 2:39:30Speaker 2: fucking do. If I dress up at scoob of Steve.
- 2:39:33Speaker 7: Hey, what if you get one of those Scooba Steve things.
- 2:39:35Speaker 7: Fucking doctor Soussio has let's do it.
- 2:39:39Speaker 4: Right.
- 2:39:39Speaker 7: Yeah, he's still alive. He's in Texas, living the best life.
- 2:39:42Speaker 2: Ever, going and shout out to you pocket vibes.
- 2:39:45Speaker 15: You know what he does though, No, he goes. He
- 2:39:48Speaker 15: goes to fucking dead dead people, fucking like auctions and
- 2:39:51Speaker 15: ship like that. But his whole bunch of shit at
- 2:39:53Speaker 15: their house.
- 2:39:54Speaker 2: I don't blame him. That's a good. That's a good.
- 2:39:55Speaker 1: That's a good way to live your life of a
- 2:39:57Speaker 1: shout out to doctor Sussio, I appreciate that dude. Last,
- 2:40:01Speaker 1: but not least, Kaidra twenty four Happy Holidays, Same team.
- 2:40:05Speaker 7: Same team.
- 2:40:06Speaker 18: Kinda all right, you guys, we're about to pick the
- 2:40:11Speaker 18: first winner and that is going to be four the
- 2:40:16Speaker 18: motherfucking free clean at It's green clean with the Z.
- 2:40:21Speaker 1: This is a half zip. You got a motherfucking dad Matt.
- 2:40:26Speaker 1: You also got a high quality T shirt.
- 2:40:29Speaker 2: Hey fool.
- 2:40:30Speaker 1: She's a cool ass homegirl. She doesn't fuck around. She
- 2:40:34Speaker 1: works with good fucking company's dog. If you fucking win her,
- 2:40:38Speaker 1: shit tag her dog because she real post it and
- 2:40:40Speaker 1: if you see her, she'll really come smoke with your dog.
- 2:40:43Speaker 2: She has a bong ready to go. Oh shure all
- 2:40:45Speaker 2: smoke for Yeah, she'll all smoky.
- 2:40:47Speaker 1: She's a real cool ass homegirl. So show her some
- 2:40:50Speaker 1: love if you do win this, and the winner for
- 2:40:55Speaker 1: this package is going to be theyver give me a
- 2:40:58Speaker 1: fucking drummone keing val Hilarium seven one oh six, Key
- 2:41:08Speaker 1: Hilarium seven one oh six.
- 2:41:12Speaker 2: Tell you stalk fuck up. That's the homegirl. Shout it up.
- 2:41:16Speaker 2: You know her.
- 2:41:16Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the one that always goes to a shore
- 2:41:19Speaker 3: with her man Aleen, there's someone else but shout there,
- 2:41:24Speaker 3: thank you homegirl.
- 2:41:27Speaker 2: Well, I haven't seen her name pop up, so I'm
- 2:41:29Speaker 2: actually kind of happy that somebody else fucking won this ship.
- 2:41:33Speaker 15: Hey, bro, every time I see fucking like freaking the
- 2:41:36Speaker 15: super chatt ships, Bro, Brow, she's always winning these ships.
- 2:41:38Speaker 1: Okay, she only won for like three months to nitty
- 2:41:42Speaker 1: Nitty made her stop super chatting a piece of ship
- 2:41:46Speaker 1: that he is.
- 2:41:46Speaker 2: Mama, why are we know may on super Chats? No more,
- 2:41:50Speaker 2: my mama, i'ma fucking throw this at your neck. But
- 2:41:55Speaker 2: Charlie fucking kirk her ass. That's free half found, my man.
- 2:42:01Speaker 2: You know, when you go to India and then you
- 2:42:02Speaker 2: eat the street food.
- 2:42:04Speaker 7: I hope she was the number one.
- 2:42:07Speaker 1: When you go to India, you eat street food, all
- 2:42:09Speaker 1: the parasites. After you eat it, your stomach, My stomach
- 2:42:13Speaker 1: is gonna.
- 2:42:14Speaker 2: Go like, oh no, mama, Mama, he's.
- 2:42:18Speaker 1: Doing what was right. Malfunction all right, next one, damn
- 2:42:23Speaker 1: we went overtime. All right, I'm sorry, man, but he listens.
- 2:42:27Speaker 2: The holidays. We don't have a green thumb show, so
- 2:42:29Speaker 2: your motherfuckers better be happy. Dog straight up, he's on
- 2:42:33Speaker 2: this budding somewhere I am chilled.
- 2:42:37Speaker 1: If i'll go till twelve, I'll become a down here, right,
- 2:42:45Speaker 1: I'll post out the emergency.
- 2:42:47Speaker 2: Board that right now? Do you want me to pust
- 2:42:48Speaker 2: it out on the table? Dog? Come on my bagick
- 2:42:52Speaker 2: Lits all right.
- 2:42:54Speaker 1: The next winner, which is for the hate arc Care
- 2:42:58Speaker 1: Package exagerer, can I get a motherfucking trump broad.
- 2:43:06Speaker 2: And the winner is going to be oh yes, send
- 2:43:13Speaker 2: up godd on four four four five. Hell.
- 2:43:20Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, Yesenya, but he wrote
- 2:43:23Speaker 1: this is our team, So this is our team. So
- 2:43:26Speaker 1: congratulations to your team, yes, Senya, and congratulations for winning that.
- 2:43:32Speaker 2: I appreciate you on girl, yes see all right, yeah
- 2:43:44Speaker 2: there go.
- 2:43:45Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the last one, which is
- 2:43:48Speaker 1: the Crunchberries Forum. Calie Blaze a half zipper. That's a
- 2:43:54Speaker 1: half motherfucking zipper. Bro, stop fucking playing.
- 2:43:58Speaker 2: You could have a good New Year and stop being
- 2:44:00Speaker 2: a little fucking hat Stop being a little fucking a
- 2:44:04Speaker 2: little fucking a rainbow. I'm sorry, a little fucking alphabet person.
- 2:44:09Speaker 2: I don't give bro. You can roll that ship while
- 2:44:12Speaker 2: you're charging up, straight up? Yeah, while you're charging up.
- 2:44:16Speaker 2: So the next person that is going to roll it up.
- 2:44:19Speaker 2: Who is going to roll it up? What is it?
- 2:44:22Speaker 2: And going to enjoy? This is going to be.
- 2:44:30Speaker 1: Congratulations to at t K Underscore or better three thousand
- 2:44:37Speaker 1: and three.
- 2:44:39Speaker 2: D m me, fucker straight up, you won the fucking
- 2:44:43Speaker 2: hal zip. Let's give it up for the motherfucking winners.
- 2:44:46Speaker 2: Dog it is picture. You guys are set. We'll be
- 2:44:54Speaker 2: back next Tuesday, and now be the last day we
- 2:44:57Speaker 2: do it for the next week, and then we'll be
- 2:45:00Speaker 2: back on our birthday week. I don't know what we're
- 2:45:03Speaker 2: gonna do with my birthday week.
- 2:45:04Speaker 1: I don't hit I never make no plans, but we
- 2:45:06Speaker 1: might get fucked up, so I'll let you know that much.
- 2:45:10Speaker 1: If we do, I'm excited. I'm thankful. So we'll be
- 2:45:15Speaker 1: back on the twenty second. Caddy Blaze is.
- 2:45:17Speaker 2: Gonna be joining us on the twenty second. You're gonna
- 2:45:19Speaker 2: be here on the Tuesday. Yeah, I'll be here Wednesday.
- 2:45:23Speaker 1: Well, we might do that our morning episode. It might
- 2:45:27Speaker 1: start that fucked up and that's the day we decide
- 2:45:29Speaker 1: to win another championship AFC what.
- 2:45:35Speaker 2: Toppy shout outs.
- 2:45:36Speaker 7: Yo shadow, oh y'all.
- 2:45:38Speaker 15: I have been watching shut Out all the Super Chuch
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- 2:45:45Speaker 15: you guys have just been supporting for those you know
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- 2:45:51Speaker 15: you know you follow my socials at AO top before
- 2:45:53Speaker 15: twenty and yeah, nitdy.
- 2:45:59Speaker 2: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. You already know
- 2:46:01Speaker 2: what it is. I love all you ol Salvadorian fools.
- 2:46:04Speaker 2: I'm sorry for poking fun at you. Fuck you, thanks
- 2:46:07Speaker 2: for listening. You already know what it is. We'll see
- 2:46:10Speaker 2: you guys next week. Happy fucking holidays, married Chris no
- 2:46:14Speaker 2: Chaz fucking see you next week. You already know. Hey.
- 2:46:18Speaker 4: December twenty seventh, Haha Comedy Club, Sam Tripley, Russell Peters,
- 2:46:23Speaker 4: same show.
- 2:46:25Speaker 2: I'm on that bad Boy too, My god, PM, all this,
- 2:46:28Speaker 2: all this missing, all this missing is my daddy, bro.
- 2:46:33Speaker 2: That's the game. Shit he's ever said, but he's not wrong,
- 2:46:37Speaker 2: but you never know, real might pull up. What's up?
- 2:46:40Speaker 3: Hit the live bund Subscribe this beanie, this fucking hoodie
- 2:46:44Speaker 3: is on my side right now with the discomedy You
- 2:46:46Speaker 3: buy anything right now, we'll hook get up with an
- 2:46:49Speaker 3: extra hat. So if you buy something in the next
- 2:46:51Speaker 3: four hours, I will give you with the hat, mister
- 2:46:53Speaker 3: T shirt, tiful hat.
- 2:46:54Speaker 2: Come on, let me get rid of.
- 2:46:57Speaker 1: Hey, you guys real kiss you on the forehead. Where
- 2:47:02Speaker 1: if you buy a sweater, he'll kiss you on the forehead.
- 2:47:04Speaker 1: There's a female imagine. They're like, they're like, twenty dudes.
- 2:47:07Speaker 2: We bought it. Yeah, they like kiss the swarm. Sam said,
- 2:47:17Speaker 2: you work, I'll pull out my mannequin. That bitch. You'll
- 2:47:19Speaker 2: kiss him.
- 2:47:21Speaker 3: Probably won would literally be like Chili do it dog,
- 2:47:25Speaker 3: of course, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you will get a
- 2:47:27Speaker 3: kiss if you buy this T shirt.
- 2:47:29Speaker 2: Stop Chili. Just know you yount get kiss. You ain't
- 2:47:33Speaker 2: get a kiss. You just know youn't get a kiss.
- 2:47:35Speaker 2: Bro Stop fucking prostituting chili number one.
- 2:47:39Speaker 15: You're trying to sell a sweaters, broa you're not getting
- 2:47:42Speaker 15: into the cut because I know if you get a cut,
- 2:47:43Speaker 15: you'd be like, all right, guys, don't forget to go
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- 2:47:47Speaker 2: Sign up for the fun.
- 2:47:49Speaker 7: I'm gonna buy chili the lips.
- 2:47:50Speaker 1: I'm just about handing up to here, chitty. All right,
- 2:47:52Speaker 1: she's not a very thin wire over here. All right, dog,
- 2:47:55Speaker 1: I'll be over here talking about over here, like if
- 2:47:57Speaker 1: she did this, this, and that. If fishes were wishes,
- 2:48:00Speaker 1: we'd all be fucking rich.
- 2:48:01Speaker 7: Chili Willy Milli is cool.
- 2:48:02Speaker 2: Sorry, if wishes we're fishing, I'm just playing chili. Stop.
- 2:48:05Speaker 2: Don't fucking be on suicide Watch. All right, but night
- 2:48:08Speaker 2: now for real, though.
- 2:48:08Speaker 7: You're gonna make you a drink your ten beers in
- 2:48:10Speaker 7: the day.
- 2:48:10Speaker 2: Bro, I'm glad she stopped. That causes brain damage. That's good.
- 2:48:14Speaker 1: Thank you Ray for running the boards, Morning Shot Films,
- 2:48:17Speaker 1: Mornie Reel Podcast. Thank everybody for tuning in. We'll be
- 2:48:20Speaker 1: back on Tuesday. We'll be doing a gift exchange on
- 2:48:22Speaker 1: Tuesday for everybody who tunes in, so everybody has time
- 2:48:26Speaker 1: over the weekend to go to the bitch ass mall
- 2:48:28Speaker 1: a right, stop fucking playing, all right, And just to
- 2:48:33Speaker 1: make it, make it clear, I don't want anybody going crazy.
- 2:48:36Speaker 1: Let's keep it at a fifty dollars fucking limit, all right,
- 2:48:40Speaker 1: one hundred dollars if for being generous, but fifty dollars
- 2:48:44Speaker 1: if you want to be a.
- 2:48:45Speaker 2: Jew's just whatever. Whoever you want to get, Yeah, wherever
- 2:48:49Speaker 2: you want to get does weed count? Yeah? That's cool?
- 2:48:53Speaker 2: All right?
- 2:48:54Speaker 1: Imagine everybody just gives me coke. I'd be like, yeah,
- 2:49:01Speaker 1: he's wishless.
- 2:49:03Speaker 2: I want some snow. Don't give me coke.
- 2:49:05Speaker 1: But if you do, the slave bills ringing in. Anyway,
- 2:49:09Speaker 1: now I'm joking for I've been sober since twenty twenty two. Anyways,
- 2:49:13Speaker 1: we'll see you guys on Tuesday. What would you do
- 2:49:15Speaker 1: if someone gave you some coke making it on whatnot?
- 2:49:18Speaker 3: No no, no, no test test sh What if someone
- 2:49:23Speaker 3: gave you some coke with the with the test of
- 2:49:25Speaker 3: test of fentanyl, you knew it was.
- 2:49:27Speaker 2: Gonna make brownies?
- 2:49:29Speaker 7: Hey, make brownies.
- 2:49:31Speaker 1: These are the most energy brownies and not be thrial though.
- 2:49:36Speaker 1: I think everybody who bought something on the website, no stop.
- 2:49:41Speaker 1: I don't want to advocate for that, but yeah, thank
- 2:49:44Speaker 1: everybody who fucking u bought stuff on the website. At
- 2:49:47Speaker 1: high Hungry dot shop, we got a lot of stuff
- 2:49:50Speaker 1: in the works.
- 2:49:51Speaker 2: Take some time off to fucking smell the flowers in
- 2:49:54Speaker 2: your garden, talking around. Call your mom, call your dad,
- 2:50:00Speaker 2: I call your grandma, do whatever the fuck you gotta do.
- 2:50:03Speaker 1: Remember what it's like to be human again. Everybody starts
- 2:50:07Speaker 1: fitting like such a half a fag at the end
- 2:50:09Speaker 1: of the year. So fucking If you're get in your feelers,
- 2:50:13Speaker 1: just tap into them, bro and give it to them.
- 2:50:15Speaker 2: Dog. Do what you gotta do as a human. Don't
- 2:50:17Speaker 2: text your girlfriend. That's what he means.
- 2:50:19Speaker 4: Do that.
- 2:50:20Speaker 2: That's not what I meant. But regardless, this is me.
- 2:50:23Speaker 2: I was.
- 2:50:23Speaker 8: I was.
- 2:50:24Speaker 1: I was referring to call your mom, but exiber means that,
- 2:50:26Speaker 1: don't call your ex girlfriend.
- 2:50:27Speaker 2: But I said, don't know, don't call your ex girlfriend. Dude.
- 2:50:31Speaker 2: With that being said, I'm glad Xaber is back. I
- 2:50:34Speaker 2: love you all. Peace out, Yeah,