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- 0:00Speaker 1: I am all in.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Again!
- 0:17Speaker 1: Gilmore Girls Gazette with Amy Sugarman and Danielle Romo. An
- 0:22Speaker 1: iHeartRadio podcast. Hello, everybody. We are back for Gilmore Girls Gazette.
- 0:30Speaker 3: You know I love to be right, right?
- 0:31Speaker 2: There's so much Gilmore stuff happening.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Yes.
- 0:36Speaker 3: It's like I knew it was going to happen.
- 0:39Speaker 2: We literally hit September and it just was like Gilmore
- 0:43Speaker 2: hog wild.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Isn't it weird that it's September?
- 0:46Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't remember what happened during summer.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Like where's summer?
- 0:52Speaker 1: Summer? I don't know what happened in January through August.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I literally said to myself in May, I am really
- 0:58Speaker 2: going to embrace summer. I'm going to do so many
- 1:01Speaker 2: summery things. I'm going to just be summer, summer, summer.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Cut to, you know that Instagram voice?
- 1:09Speaker 3: A few moments later.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Like what? By the way.
- 1:18Speaker 3: I sent this to Easton for his new series, Miss Patty's.
- 1:22Speaker 3: What is it called?
- 1:23Speaker 1: See Me at Miss Patty's?
- 1:26Speaker 2: The Yale cashmere. I don't even remember where I found it.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Where did I find that?
- 1:33Speaker 1: Meet Me at Miss Patty's.
- 1:36Speaker 3: We're so close. It just launched.
- 1:37Speaker 2: We can't know everything. But I found such a good
- 1:40Speaker 2: Yale cashmere sweater. I was so bummed they didn't have cowl.
- 1:44Speaker 3: But they did. They had Stanford. I was like, boo,
- 1:46Speaker 3: why do you have Stanford and not Cal?
- 1:49Speaker 1: What?
- 1:50Speaker 3: Who was the designer on that? Can anyone tell me?
- 1:53Speaker 3: I put it in the chat just the other day.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have Jackie tell us.
- 1:59Speaker 2: All right, stay tuned because we'll find it out quickly.
- 2:02Speaker 2: So let's talk about Lauren Graham first. Hello, Lauren Graham,
- 2:06Speaker 2: for being active on Instagram right now.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I know she's being active, but she's also like, Guys,
- 2:12Speaker 1: I'm doing great and I'm living my life.
- 2:15Speaker 3: I mean, immediately when I saw her. Oh, thanks. It's Nadam.co. N-A-A-D-A-M.co.
- 2:22Speaker 2: If you want a cashmere Yale sweater, there's probably a
- 2:25Speaker 2: couple hundred bucks.
- 2:25Speaker 3: Not cheap. Lauren Graham.
- 2:28Speaker 2: First of all, I saw the front page of it
- 2:30Speaker 2: and I saw her with the LL Bean tote.
- 2:34Speaker 3: And what did it say? LG on it?
- 2:37Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know, we have the, well, we had
- 2:39Speaker 1: those in red.
- 2:40Speaker 2: I know we need to order them immediately again. They're
- 2:43Speaker 2: like not even expensive, like $ 50.
- 2:45Speaker 1: No, but they fit the kitchen sink inside of them,
- 2:48Speaker 1: which is why it's awesome.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Hers was the extra large, $ 69.
- 2:51Speaker 1: 95.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I want to know the thing about $ 69.
- 2:54Speaker 3: 95.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Do you know why companies price their crap at $ 69.
- 2:58Speaker 1: 95? Okay, so both of our first jobs were at Nordstrom.
- 3:02Speaker 1: We share that fun fact. At Nordstrom, if something is $ 99,
- 3:07Speaker 1: that means it's on sale.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Or $ 98.
- 3:09Speaker 1: It's one of those. What's $ 95 mean? $ 16. 95.
- 3:10Speaker 2: I'm sorry, $ 69.
- 3:11Speaker 3: 95.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Is it so that it's $ 69, not $ 70? Correct.
- 3:13Speaker 3: And you look at it and you're like, oh, it's $ 60.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Not $ 70.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Because it's $ 70. that starts to go, you know, it's
- 3:29Speaker 2: why in 1990, remember, remember the old days on the commercials?
- 3:33Speaker 3: It's only 1999.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Oh my God.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I remember when I used to watch those infomercials, I
- 3:39Speaker 1: used to like be watching them while laying in bed
- 3:42Speaker 1: or on the couch or something being like, I can't
- 3:44Speaker 1: wait till I'm 18 years old and get to call
- 3:47Speaker 1: in and buy this.
- 3:48Speaker 3: House and buy 47 CDs for a penny. I feel
- 3:52Speaker 3: like I owe those guys money. Like somehow that was
- 3:54Speaker 3: like so crazy. You would do that.
- 3:56Speaker 2: It was like, 40 cds for one penny and then
- 4:00Speaker 2: then the fine print was like but you're gonna need
- 4:02Speaker 2: to buy a hundred more right seven dollars.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Like i did that once and then i was like.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Wow this is a back in the day that's you
- 4:10Speaker 1: that was how or like you would get the the
- 4:13Speaker 1: newspaper and you'd go through all like the target magazine like.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Toys r us in the sears catalog and you're like
- 4:20Speaker 2: dog earring oh.
- 4:21Speaker 1: My god You're like, Mom, I need this. I remember
- 4:24Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, we'd go over to my grandma's house for Thanksgiving,
- 4:29Speaker 1: and she would just plop the LA Times paper right
- 4:33Speaker 1: on top of the table, and all the kids would
- 4:35Speaker 1: take their magazine and circle what they wanted for Christmas.
- 4:38Speaker 3: What crime that your kids don't know Jeffrey at Toys
- 4:41Speaker 3: R Us.
- 4:42Speaker 1: I know.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Jeffrey, that big giraffe.
- 4:44Speaker 2: I saw a video of a kid feeding a giraffe,
- 4:46Speaker 2: and the giraffe went up and took the kid up
- 4:50Speaker 2: in the air. Mm-hmm.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Unfortunately, they know Jeff Bezos from Amazon. That is their
- 4:55Speaker 1: version of the giraffe.
- 4:56Speaker 3: It's these days. They just really know Amazon.
- 5:00Speaker 1: That's it. I need to be better about that. I
- 5:02Speaker 1: need to stop.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Some Macy's. I think there's Toys R Us within the Macy's.
- 5:07Speaker 3: There is. That's pretty legit.
- 5:09Speaker 1: It is legit.
- 5:11Speaker 2: Okay, so let's go with what's inside her bag. So
- 5:14Speaker 2: inside the tote, she had a purse from Rue de Vernul.
- 5:19Speaker 1: I don't want to mess that up. That is how
- 5:20Speaker 1: I would say it.
- 5:21Speaker 3: 400 bucks. So she went low end. She went Zara
- 5:26Speaker 3: and Gucci. Same time.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Low end. High end.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Those bags are cute though.
- 5:31Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Then I tapped out because I was like, I need
- 5:33Speaker 2: to watch this later when I can write this down.
- 5:36Speaker 3: What else was in there?
- 5:37Speaker 1: A tape measure, which is very funny because I sometimes,
- 5:43Speaker 1: I have a tape measure in my car. Not in
- 5:46Speaker 1: my purse. I have it in my car. A heart-shaped hairbrush.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Her stationery in a box.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Stationery in a box?
- 5:56Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the one that I don't really understand.
- 5:58Speaker 3: He dragged that around with her?
- 6:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so. And a tomato and a package
- 6:03Speaker 1: of miso soup. That's weird. The tomato is weird.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Remember this Instagram that went viral and the lady was
- 6:13Speaker 2: cleaning out her purse with like her guy friend and
- 6:15Speaker 2: she pulled out an avocado.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Not whole, cut open. not wrapped, like just a loose. Yeah.
- 6:25Speaker 1: That's weird. That's so weird.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Tomato and Mesa soup.
- 6:29Speaker 1: That's that's weird. And then this one, it makes sense.
- 6:32Speaker 1: A lighted mirror, two pairs of reading glasses, wired headphones,
- 6:36Speaker 1: and has merit makeup, which my girl, I love that.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I don't know what I have.
- 6:42Speaker 2: What are like your messed up? I met my, first
- 6:44Speaker 2: of all, my car. Oh, there's first of all, everybody drink. Uh, uh,
- 6:49Speaker 2: I just got a new car, and so I'm trying
- 6:52Speaker 2: really hard to keep it empty.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Is this a rental or you gave the other one
- 6:57Speaker 1: away because it got in the accident?
- 6:59Speaker 2: Okay, so I have a weird situation right now. I
- 7:03Speaker 2: have three cars right now. I'm a two-car person. Everybody
- 7:07Speaker 2: doesn't care for that, but I'm a two-car person. One
- 7:11Speaker 2: car got hit on the street. That car I'm keeping. Now,
- 7:17Speaker 2: I have not heard from the insurance company. I need
- 7:19Speaker 2: to text those people that I've heard nothing from their
- 7:21Speaker 2: insurance company. But that car I'm keeping, but I have
- 7:24Speaker 2: to get it fixed. I also have a very old car,
- 7:28Speaker 2: a 2016.
- 7:28Speaker 3: Right.
- 7:29Speaker 2: That's got some issues. That car is getting sold, but
- 7:34Speaker 2: I bought the new car.
- 7:36Speaker 1: So that you weren't out of business.
- 7:38Speaker 3: It just was like, can I just have one car?
- 7:41Speaker 1: So what's your new car?
- 7:42Speaker 3: Oh, I just think it's... you know, whatever. It's just
- 7:47Speaker 3: a Range Rover.
- 7:48Speaker 2: That reminds me I need to text those nice people
- 7:52Speaker 2: who crashed into me. I'm just going to get it
- 7:56Speaker 2: done while we're all here and just be like, I'm
- 7:58Speaker 2: so sorry, but I haven't heard from your insurance company. Like,
- 8:03Speaker 2: I'm just going to say, just keeping you updated.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Yeah aka do me a favor call them and tell.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Them to make this right your insurance company.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Is your car not drivable got hit that hard no.
- 8:17Speaker 2: It's drivable but it's just like i'm just it was
- 8:21Speaker 2: had not a scratch on it and now the whole
- 8:23Speaker 2: back end is banged up yeah look everyone's fine that's
- 8:27Speaker 2: all i cared about i was so nice to the
- 8:28Speaker 2: girl i was like it's fine Like, don't worry about it.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Have I not told this story yet on the air?
- 8:33Speaker 2: People might just be learning about my car thing. No,
- 8:35Speaker 2: not yet.
- 8:36Speaker 3: This poor girl came to my door. Knock, knock, knock. Sunday.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Wet hair.
- 8:42Speaker 2: I opened the door and I'm old. I thought she
- 8:44Speaker 2: was 18. I thought she was a teenager. I thought
- 8:46Speaker 2: she was in college.
- 8:47Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, like some teenager.
- 8:50Speaker 1: In my car. Right. Their mom and dad don't know yet.
- 8:53Speaker 3: I'm like, this girl's going to get busted. So she's
- 8:56Speaker 3: so like cute. And she's like, I'm so sorry. She's
- 8:58Speaker 3: like shaking. I'm so sorry.
- 9:00Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I need to tell you something. I
- 9:02Speaker 2: hit your car. So I'm not even in it.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Not in it. I'm just not even in it. She
- 9:08Speaker 3: hit a parked car. Bless her heart. Not even rear-ended.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Side-swiped it. So I go, oh no, how bad is it? Like,
- 9:17Speaker 3: that was my main thing. I'm like, I don't want
- 9:18Speaker 3: to look. So I go over and like, is it bad? No,
- 9:21Speaker 3: it's not terrible, but it's not good.
- 9:23Speaker 2: And she says, I said, oh, can I get your insurance?
- 9:28Speaker 3: And she's like, oh yeah, it's in my car. My
- 9:30Speaker 3: kids are in the car. Come up here.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Oh, so she's not 18.
- 9:34Speaker 3: I go, your kids? I go, I'm sorry.
- 9:36Speaker 2: I literally thought you were in college, like at the most.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Now she's like 30, has two kids in the back
- 9:42Speaker 2: of the car. So now I'm going down the whole situation.
- 9:47Speaker 2: Do I call my insurance? I wasn't even in the car.
- 9:50Speaker 2: I figured I better call my insurance just in case.
- 9:52Speaker 2: They asked me a million questions. And every time my
- 9:56Speaker 2: answer was this.
- 9:57Speaker 3: I wasn't there. I have no idea. I wasn't in
- 9:59Speaker 3: the car.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Right.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Was anyone injured? I wasn't there. Did she have children
- 10:04Speaker 3: in the car? I think so, but I wasn't there.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Right. Stop asking me questions because I don't know.
- 10:10Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 10:11Speaker 2: I just, I don't, I wasn't there. So anyway, this
- 10:14Speaker 2: girl's so nice. I feel so bad. But anyway, so I,
- 10:19Speaker 2: that car's wrecked. Then I have the old car. That's
- 10:22Speaker 2: not my brother had to borrow long story. And then
- 10:25Speaker 2: he calls me and I just put money into this
- 10:27Speaker 2: old car thinking I could keep.
- 10:29Speaker 3: It another year.
- 10:30Speaker 2: And he's like, the check engine light went on. So
- 10:32Speaker 2: I'm like this, look, bless that car.
- 10:35Speaker 3: 10 years. It's tapping out. It's just like, we're 10
- 10:38Speaker 3: years old. We're tapping out.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Todd's going to take that car and sell it. Cause
- 10:43Speaker 2: he's like, I can get more money.
- 10:44Speaker 3: Don't trade it in. So I'm like, okay. So right
- 10:48Speaker 3: now I have three cars. Only one works.
- 10:54Speaker 1: All right. Well, this is a long-winded way of getting
- 10:57Speaker 1: back to what we wanted. Yeah, that is pretty bougie.
- 11:00Speaker 1: So then what's in your purse? You have purses on
- 11:03Speaker 1: purses on purses.
- 11:05Speaker 2: I keep many things in the car. Basically, it's my home.
- 11:10Speaker 2: But I'm trying not to do that with a new car.
- 11:12Speaker 2: But I do keep a toilet in the car.
- 11:14Speaker 3: Every car.
- 11:15Speaker 2: A camping toilet for emergencies. And trust me, there's emergencies.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And I have to drive long road trips. And let
- 11:21Speaker 2: me tell you, at midnight, you don't want to run
- 11:23Speaker 2: into a.
- 11:25Speaker 3: You don't want to... So you just go potty in
- 11:26Speaker 3: the car. You're fine. Ag it, toss it. I always
- 11:32Speaker 3: keep cash. Do you keep cash?
- 11:35Speaker 1: You need to not do that. Why?
- 11:37Speaker 3: You think someone's going to break in?
- 11:38Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Trust me, I've been in so many situations where that
- 11:41Speaker 2: emergency cash was so.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Okay, fine. $ 20. None of this... Not over $ 100. Thousands
- 11:49Speaker 1: of dollars. Not over $ 100. You said money. So I'm like, dang.
- 11:53Speaker 3: Some ones, some fives, maybe a $ 20. $ 20 is fine.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Always a Nivea pink frosted lip something. Gum. Always some gum.
- 12:05Speaker 2: The orange thing that if I ever submerged my car
- 12:08Speaker 2: into a river.
- 12:10Speaker 1: Oh, you know, you made me get one of those.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I have one because of you.
- 12:12Speaker 3: I keep that in always.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Wipes.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Those are crucial. Wipes and alcohol wipes.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to tap out at about that. But
- 12:21Speaker 2: in the back back of the car, I keep just
- 12:24Speaker 2: a whole emergency kit. Like if I ever needed to
- 12:26Speaker 2: fully get ready in the car, it can be.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Oh, like change a caboodle?
- 12:32Speaker 2: No, but it's a full caboodle. And it also has
- 12:35Speaker 2: a cordless curling iron. So the caboodle has a toothbrush, floss, makeup, cortisone, Neutrogena, Neutrogena,
- 12:45Speaker 2: pardon me.
- 12:46Speaker 3: Neosporin, everything.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Wow.
- 12:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:50Speaker 2: That's like me paring it down. My other car, the
- 12:53Speaker 2: broken cars, I could live for a week in there.
- 12:55Speaker 2: It's probably granola bars, like money, sleeping bag, sweatshirt.
- 13:02Speaker 1: The emergency potty is underrated.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Everybody mocks it. And let me tell you, Don't mock
- 13:08Speaker 2: it until you try it.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Since my oldest has been potty trained, we have to
- 13:13Speaker 1: keep one in the car because there's been many times
- 13:15Speaker 1: where we're driving and goes, Mama, I got to go potty.
- 13:18Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, buddy, no worries. We'll just pull over.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Here's your potty.
- 13:22Speaker 3: My sister-in-law used to do it. So mine has a bag.
- 13:26Speaker 3: You actually pee in the bag. My sister-in-law just sent
- 13:29Speaker 3: the potty and she just dumped it out.
- 13:32Speaker 1: No, I have a bag too. It's like the bag
- 13:34Speaker 1: has its own diaper. So the pee just gets absorbed
- 13:37Speaker 1: in the bag and then you toss it. But I have.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I.
- 13:40Speaker 2: And I am a proud. I have it in every car.
- 13:42Speaker 2: I mean, look, normally I only have two cars, guys.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Don't be sending me a letter for being bougie. Because
- 13:49Speaker 2: I'm not. So I have a hairbrush. I think a
- 13:54Speaker 2: hairbrush is smart. Sometimes I have the saline spray from Target.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Oh my God. I'm very easy. I can... I think
- 14:02Speaker 1: I can do mine on one hand. I have chapstick.
- 14:04Speaker 1: I have gum. I have my inhaler. I have my
- 14:07Speaker 1: wallet and keys.
- 14:09Speaker 2: She also says she has concealer, red lipstick, and a
- 14:13Speaker 2: neutral perfume and salt.
- 14:15Speaker 3: That's why I don't wear perfume.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Do you? Sometimes. Not often.
- 14:21Speaker 3: I just have no sense. I don't like fragrance, but
- 14:24Speaker 3: I do wonder why she has salt.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Maybe for when she's eating on the road. I don't know.
- 14:31Speaker 3: Sprinkle it on her.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Maybe it's for the tomato and the miso soup. I
- 14:36Speaker 1: don't know. I'm still weirded out about that.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Okay.
- 14:48Speaker 3: We've got a lot of Melissa McCarthy news.
- 14:51Speaker 1: We do.
- 14:51Speaker 2: We do.
- 14:53Speaker 3: Was it her birthday?
- 14:54Speaker 1: It was her birthday. And it was also Ben's birthday,
- 14:58Speaker 1: her hubby.
- 14:59Speaker 3: All right. So happy birthday there.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Number two, do we know anything about the JonBenet thing?
- 15:07Speaker 1: Not that I see on our notes.
- 15:12Speaker 3: When is that?
- 15:14Speaker 2: Why are they torturing me, making me wait and wait
- 15:17Speaker 2: and wait? Like, Melissa McCarthy's literally announcing a new movie.
- 15:23Speaker 2: And we haven't even seen the old one. So she's
- 15:24Speaker 2: announcing Margie Claus. First of all, coming out. Oh, I
- 15:28Speaker 2: said first of all again.
- 15:30Speaker 3: Drink, everybody.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Drink.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Okay, what's going on with people announcing movies that will
- 15:35Speaker 2: be years from now?
- 15:37Speaker 3: Did you see Tom Cruise?
- 15:37Speaker 1: I know. There was somebody that was like, 2028. I'm like, what?
- 15:42Speaker 2: Tom Cruise, my boy, and Anne Hathaway announced Days of
- 15:47Speaker 2: Thunder 2 coming summer 2028.
- 15:51Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so weird. Have a baby. Go on maternity leave.
- 15:58Speaker 3: I'm sure she is.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Film it.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Film it. And then it's coming out. So it's coming
- 16:03Speaker 3: out two years from now.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's crazy. There's something else. I did the
- 16:07Speaker 1: same exact thing.
- 16:08Speaker 3: Days of Thunder. Do you even know what that movie is?
- 16:10Speaker 1: No.
- 16:11Speaker 3: In Days of Thunder. Or did I make that up?
- 16:14Speaker 3: Can anybody find out? Was Nicole Kidman in Days of Thunder?
- 16:17Speaker 1: I'll find out.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Because otherwise it's like a little awkward.
- 16:21Speaker 1: She was.
- 16:23Speaker 3: Right.
- 16:23Speaker 2: So it's a little awkward that there's going to be
- 16:25Speaker 2: a sequel, but yet Nicole's not in it. Do you
- 16:27Speaker 2: think she would even do a movie with Tom Cruise?
- 16:30Speaker 1: No chance.
- 16:31Speaker 3: That's what I think. So she was a doctor in
- 16:33Speaker 3: Days of Thunder. That's right. Was she also the love interest?
- 16:36Speaker 3: Did they fall in love? They must have. Oh, Danielle yawning.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Am I that exciting?
- 16:41Speaker 1: No, it's just we've had a day.
- 16:43Speaker 3: It has been a day. Have you started following Josh
- 16:46Speaker 3: Peck yet?
- 16:47Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 16:47Speaker 1: I followed him a long time ago. He's quite funny.
- 16:51Speaker 2: So Margie Claus, which I like the title.
- 16:56Speaker 3: I don't know if it's Margie or Margie.
- 16:58Speaker 2: Margie.
- 16:58Speaker 3: How do you know?
- 17:00Speaker 1: Because Margie.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Oh, Margie is just because my sorority sister is named Margie.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Oh, really?
- 17:07Speaker 3: No E on the end though.
- 17:07Speaker 2: She's just M-A-R-G-I. Would you say Margie or Margie if
- 17:12Speaker 2: it was M-A-R-G-I?
- 17:14Speaker 1: Margie.
- 17:14Speaker 3: Oh, Margie then Margie.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Okay.
- 17:18Speaker 3: Warner Brothers animation. So is this a cartoon? Yes, it is.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Here's the voiceover cast. Jim Gaffigan.
- 17:26Speaker 1: And Santa. Got it.
- 17:28Speaker 3: So she's, I'm assuming she's Mrs. Claus, but.
- 17:31Speaker 1: She's Margie.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Songs by Meghan Trainor.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Oh, so good.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Andrew Scott as Jack Frost, and then Octavia Spencer, Cedric Yarbrough,
- 17:43Speaker 2: and a bunch of others.
- 17:44Speaker 3: I can tell you the plot. You want me to?
- 17:48Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me.
- 17:49Speaker 2: In the pick, and it literally says in the pick,
- 17:52Speaker 2: Santa Claus goes missing on Christmas Eve. His sweet wife, Margie,
- 17:58Speaker 2: does what any devoted spouse would do. She grabs a
- 18:01Speaker 2: century-old sleigh out of mothballs, puts together a wildly unqualified
- 18:06Speaker 2: rescue team, and ventures to the South Pole where good
- 18:09Speaker 2: cheer can get you killed on an action-packed comedic rescue
- 18:12Speaker 2: to save her husband and Christmas.
- 18:14Speaker 3: That's how you write. That's how you write it.
- 18:15Speaker 1: I think that's hilarious. I'm actually excited for it.
- 18:18Speaker 3: Me too. That's how you do a log line. Good job.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Wow.
- 18:22Speaker 3: Good job.
- 18:23Speaker 2: So then Melissa wearing cherries on her head also thanked
- 18:26Speaker 2: everybody for the birthday.
- 18:27Speaker 1: I didn't quite understand the cherries.
- 18:29Speaker 3: She's just being goofy.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just being goofy, but she turned 56. She's
- 18:33Speaker 1: wearing a floral.
- 18:34Speaker 3: Top in front of a floral painting with cherries on
- 18:38Speaker 3: her head. Good for her. She's like, yeah, good for her.
- 18:45Speaker 2: All right.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Oh my God. No. So then she also shouted out
- 18:48Speaker 1: her husband for his birthday and the picture she posted
- 18:51Speaker 1: of them too. They are just so funny.
- 18:55Speaker 3: That photo is hilarious. Like, we can't even do it justice.
- 19:00Speaker 3: Put it up on our social.
- 19:01Speaker 1: And her caption goes, hands off, y'all. This perm birthday
- 19:04Speaker 1: boy is all mine and the best human I know.
- 19:07Speaker 3: He's an icon. They're both Leos. I would be, like,
- 19:11Speaker 3: really bummed. They're not divorced. They're not getting divorced. No.
- 19:16Speaker 3: A couple that you're like, they're just not getting divorced.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Amal and George.
- 19:21Speaker 1: I mean... I'm not, like, tied to them.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Really? I don't think they're getting divorced.
- 19:25Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like, who would shock me.
- 19:28Speaker 3: Goldie and Kurt, even though they're not married.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say they're not married.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Michelle and Barack.
- 19:34Speaker 1: Michelle and Barack.
- 19:35Speaker 3: Jackie said Michelle and Barack at the same time.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Michelle and Barack would shock me.
- 19:40Speaker 3: They can't do it to me. Yeah, I would be
- 19:42Speaker 3: kind of on the floor, I think.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah. That would not be okay. I would definitely
- 19:47Speaker 1: go into mourning for a tiny bit there.
- 19:50Speaker 3: Love would be dead.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
- 19:52Speaker 3: That's a good one. Oh, well, let's talk about this.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Jared Padalecki. Hey there, Jared Padalecki.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Hey, Jared. And also Leighton Meester.
- 20:01Speaker 3: Oh, I almost did it again. Drink, everybody. How come
- 20:05Speaker 3: I say first of all so much? It's weird.
- 20:07Speaker 1: All right.
- 20:08Speaker 3: I don't think you ever even say it. It's a crutch.
- 20:11Speaker 1: I don't say it that often, no.
- 20:13Speaker 2: Folks, we call that a crutch. Netflix has set a
- 20:26Speaker 2: fall release date. Does that mean this fall? Fall of 2028?
- 20:29Speaker 1: What fall? November 18th, so this fall.
- 20:34Speaker 2: Let's put it on our calendar. The holiday rom-com will
- 20:37Speaker 2: arrive on Netflix.
- 20:39Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Duh. This is what we're getting Jared
- 20:42Speaker 1: Padalecki for. I know.
- 20:44Speaker 3: Jared's going to do some interviews.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Keep it secret for the people. Keep it secret for
- 20:49Speaker 3: the people.
- 20:50Speaker 2: I know.
- 20:51Speaker 1: I didn't say which show.
- 20:52Speaker 3: This is Gardening Stars.
- 20:54Speaker 2: The film adaptation of Catherine Center's novel, The Bodyguard, not
- 20:59Speaker 2: to be confused with the Whitney Houston, Kevin Costner bodyguard,
- 21:02Speaker 2: which when I first saw this was very confused. The
- 21:05Speaker 2: cast also includes Andy McDowell, country.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Star Walker Hayes. I've been wondering what he's been up to.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Do you remember? I'm fancy like Applebee's on a date night.
- 21:16Speaker 1: You know I don't do country. But I do love
- 21:18Speaker 1: Walker Hayes.
- 21:18Speaker 3: You know Walker Hayes because he performed.
- 21:20Speaker 1: I know. I know Walker Hayes.
- 21:23Speaker 3: He was like at festival and jingle.
- 21:25Speaker 1: I know.
- 21:25Speaker 3: Everything.
- 21:26Speaker 1: I know his name. I know everything. I just don't
- 21:28Speaker 1: know that song.
- 21:30Speaker 3: Do everyone knows that song? Anyway, whatever.
- 21:35Speaker 2: We can't wait. We're going to watch this. We are
- 21:38Speaker 2: definitely going to watch this. The gist is a no-nonsense bodyguard.
- 21:42Speaker 2: I'm assuming Padalecki. is a sign to protect a charming
- 21:46Speaker 2: action star, Layton, over the holidays, leading sparks to fly
- 21:50Speaker 2: and secrets to unravel with Christmas getting a whole lot
- 21:54Speaker 2: more complicated.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Better log lines here. Remember we had a real bad one.
- 21:58Speaker 1: I was going to say six out of ten. Six
- 22:00Speaker 1: out of ten.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Oh, I'm giving it more. We read such a bad one.
- 22:04Speaker 1: I know. That one was like a two.
- 22:06Speaker 3: That was just really bad. Do we have any more
- 22:08Speaker 3: information on this Danville, California?
- 22:11Speaker 1: We do. And do you want to know the lineup?
- 22:14Speaker 1: Because I'm kind of stunned.
- 22:17Speaker 3: This is me too. And I don't believe it. Because
- 22:19Speaker 3: you understand.
- 22:20Speaker 1: I don't believe it either.
- 22:21Speaker 3: I don't believe this to be real. Kelly Bishop.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Can someone reach out to the owner of this or
- 22:27Speaker 2: the president of this thing to make sure this is real?
- 22:30Speaker 3: But Scott did tell us he's coming.
- 22:32Speaker 1: Scott did confirm. So it's Kelly Bishop, Scott Patterson, Sean Gunn.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Emily Corota, Yannick Truesdale, John Cabrera, and Todd Lowe.
- 22:41Speaker 3: Are you going to come up for this? Are you
- 22:43Speaker 3: going to come up for this?
- 22:44Speaker 1: What day is it? October 23rd, 25th?
- 22:47Speaker 2: Literally at my house. That's why I don't know how
- 22:49Speaker 2: to explain this to you guys. This thing's happening in my,
- 22:53Speaker 2: this is where I go get my chocolate. This is
- 22:55Speaker 2: where I went.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Okay.
- 22:56Speaker 3: I wanted to try chronic tacos. Didn't love it. A
- 22:59Speaker 3: little wet for me. It's a wet, wet taco.
- 23:03Speaker 2: No. Then I went to Domenico's, which is the famous
- 23:05Speaker 2: sandwich place, and I misordered again.
- 23:07Speaker 3: It was too wet. This is my problem with things.
- 23:11Speaker 3: The sandwich was too wet. The bread was just so wet.
- 23:16Speaker 2: So anyway, this is literally where I go to Danville Chocolate.
- 23:19Speaker 2: You know when we get the chocolates that are like.
- 23:20Speaker 3: The chocolate covers?
- 23:21Speaker 1: No, it's so good. I love Danville.
- 23:23Speaker 3: This thing is like four minutes from that.
- 23:26Speaker 1: The Runeblock is at the Hyatt House San Ramon.
- 23:29Speaker 3: I mean, you might as well stay at the lobby
- 23:31Speaker 3: for more. In my neighborhood.
- 23:36Speaker 2: What?
- 23:37Speaker 3: Easton has to come.
- 23:39Speaker 1: That's amazing.
- 23:40Speaker 3: He has to come.
- 23:41Speaker 1: I think we're on a tour during that time.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Oh, you're out of town with the brothers?
- 23:47Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, at least I'm holding it.
- 23:51Speaker 3: We can figure it out.
- 23:51Speaker 1: And it's also Bravo Fest.
- 23:54Speaker 3: Oh, you're definitely on the road. Well, are you going
- 23:56Speaker 3: to all? Why can't you come up here?
- 23:58Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know how it's all panning out yet.
- 24:01Speaker 2: When we say this kind of stuff, we hope that
- 24:02Speaker 2: you're listening to Hey Jonas, and Two Teas in a Pod. Yeah.
- 24:08Speaker 3: Because they are much better than me.
- 24:12Speaker 1: You know what? I wouldn't say much.
- 24:13Speaker 3: If you like a mediocre podcast, listen to us. If
- 24:16Speaker 3: you like an awesome podcast, listen to our other podcast.
- 24:19Speaker 1: I think we're pretty awesome. Don't you dare put us
- 24:22Speaker 1: in a box.
- 24:22Speaker 3: We're pretty good.
- 24:24Speaker 2: I think we're a good time. I listened to one
- 24:25Speaker 2: of our episodes because I was like, I should listen
- 24:27Speaker 2: and make sure.
- 24:29Speaker 3: We just talk a lot and move. It's like chaos
- 24:35Speaker 3: on a podcast, but whatever. That's fine.
- 24:37Speaker 1: All right.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Let's, before we go, and don't forget to tune in
- 24:40Speaker 2: on Saturday for the second episode of Gazette.
- 24:42Speaker 3: We're doing two a week now.
- 24:43Speaker 2: I know.
- 24:44Speaker 1: And you know what we're going to do on Saturday?
- 24:46Speaker 1: We're going to dive into, there's so much merch that
- 24:49Speaker 1: just got released. We won't do it today.
- 24:52Speaker 3: It's September.
- 24:52Speaker 1: So we'll come back on Saturday and dig into that.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Okay, fine.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Fair.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Let's do that. Okay. All right. So we won't do
- 24:59Speaker 3: it now. Any final thoughts before we go?
- 25:01Speaker 1: No, no final thoughts.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 25:07Speaker 1: I was gonna come up with something witty and i
- 25:08Speaker 1: just didn't that's the news oh i.
- 25:12Speaker 3: Do have some final thoughts guys she's got final.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Thoughts i got a dm from one of our amazing
- 25:17Speaker 1: listeners thank you you know who you are you told
- 25:20Speaker 1: me that the little people gilmore girls edition is back
- 25:25Speaker 1: on amazon we ordered and it's coming in a few
- 25:29Speaker 1: weeks So thank you. Shout out.
- 25:32Speaker 3: More on merch soon.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Yep.
- 25:34Speaker 3: That's the news.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, don't forget, follow us on Instagram at I
- 26:08Speaker 1: Am All In Podcast and email us at gilmore at iheartradio.com.