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288: At the Drive-In · Movie Meltdown

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: from that do not feature Misty and will probably be
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. With that having been said,
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: on with the show.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: More cooling in the containment chamber.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: To your stations, we have a rebound.
• 1:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get any cold.
• 1:08
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no.
• 1:10
  Speaker 6: This is probably a little drive-in dust.
• 1:13
  Speaker 7: Let's Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like
• 1:31
  Speaker 7: to see something strange?
• 1:33
  Speaker 5: Come Memphis and you will see, this our town of Halloween.
• 1:38
  Speaker 4: This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Home can sleep in
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: the dead of night.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.
• 1:44
  Speaker 7: Chick or G, don't make me, it's gonna die of fright.
• 1:46
  Speaker 4: This our town of Halloween.
• 1:48
  Speaker 7: Come Memphis and you will see, this our.
• 1:51
  Speaker 5: Town of Halloween. What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
• 1:57
  Speaker 5: I'm Brian.
• 1:58
  Speaker 4: I'm Misty.
• 1:59
  Speaker 8: I'm Christian.
• 2:00
  Speaker 9: And I'm Bill.
• 2:01
  Speaker 5: We are coming to you live via digital recording from
• 2:04
  Speaker 5: the Georgetown drive-in. Right in the middle of the action.
• 2:08
  Speaker 5: We're here. It's intermission time. We thought we were heading
• 2:11
  Speaker 5: into October. We usually take over October with a whole
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: bunch of creepy Halloween themed episodes anyway. So I thought
• 2:19
  Speaker 5: we're here at the creepy horror themed drive-in. So we
• 2:22
  Speaker 5: needed a creepy drive-in episode.
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: Cool beans.
• 2:25
  Speaker 5: How's it been for you so far?
• 2:26
  Speaker 4: Pretty spooky.
• 2:28
  Speaker 5: Just the food you ate?
• 2:30
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 2:31
  Speaker 5: Did you want to run down of your cheeseburgers?
• 2:33
  Speaker 4: I had some candy.
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: We haven't had a lot of candy.
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: I had way more candy than I probably should have
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: consumed in one day. I've eaten a lot of cookies.
• 2:40
  Speaker 8: So many cookies.
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  Speaker 4: I've only eaten one so far. I need to get
• 2:42
  Speaker 4: some more before I go back to the car.
• 2:43
  Speaker 8: They're right there.
• 2:44
  Speaker 9: What about your apple Twizzlers?
• 2:46
  Speaker 4: Those were disgusting.
• 2:47
  Speaker 8: Not terrible.
• 2:48
  Speaker 5: I liked them. I don't care what you say.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: Gritty.
• 2:51
  Speaker 8: Gritty.
• 2:51
  Speaker 5: I like the grittiness.
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: Jeremiah was like, there was no gritty. I'm like, what
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: are you talking about? Are you retarded?
• 2:56
  Speaker 8: It's not really that gritty.
• 2:58
  Speaker 4: It was very gritty.
• 2:59
  Speaker 5: It's got a squishy inside.
• 3:01
  Speaker 8: Well, it was way squishy on the outside and then
• 3:03
  Speaker 8: like pure brown sugar in the middle.
• 3:05
  Speaker 4: It was gross.
• 3:05
  Speaker 5: There ain't nothing wrong with pure sugar.
• 3:08
  Speaker 4: Brown sugar.
• 3:09
  Speaker 5: Damn straight.
• 3:12
  Speaker 4: I need to get a high five for that one. Yeah, girl.
• 3:15
  Speaker 4: You guys are such dorks.
• 3:18
  Speaker 5: I just like some brown sugar.
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: The pumpkin spice.
• 3:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Hershey Kisses pumpkin spice.
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: Those are quite weird.
• 3:26
  Speaker 9: That's my favorite one in the band.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 3:30
  Speaker 8: No.
• 3:31
  Speaker 5: You know you like ginger, don't you?
• 3:33
  Speaker 4: I'm partial to Posh myself.
• 3:35
  Speaker 9: I'm partial to Marianne myself.
• 3:37
  Speaker 5: Well, we're talking a different one here.
• 3:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, a different ginger.
• 3:42
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I figured we're headed into October. We're also
• 3:46
  Speaker 5: all falling into the category of buying into the foods
• 3:49
  Speaker 5: and candies. So I figured we'd have a whole wrap
• 3:52
  Speaker 5: up of our, it's October, time to buy everything pumpkin flavored.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 5: Caramel apple.
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: There we go. Caramel. If it says caramel apple, I
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: can't not buy it.
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  Speaker 5: See, that's my problem with all this stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's the pumpkin.
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  Speaker 8: It's the pumpkin for me. It doesn't every time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, these last several years. And I think it is.
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  Speaker 5: I'm kind of conscious of it. Like, I don't even
• 4:10
  Speaker 5: know that I love pumpkin flavored stuff as much as
• 4:13
  Speaker 5: I know it's Halloween and I love Halloween and I'm
• 4:16
  Speaker 5: just like, yes, pumpkin shit.
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  Speaker 4: I need more of it.
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  Speaker 8: It's a novelty of it.
• 4:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is.
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  Speaker 5: I buy into it and I'm just like, pumpkin.
• 4:22
  Speaker 9: Coffee, I'm all for it.
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  Speaker 11: I don't really like pumpkin stuff, but I love the
• 4:26
  Speaker 11: pumpkin candy corn.
• 4:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 4:28
  Speaker 9: I'll eat a whole bag of that.
• 4:29
  Speaker 8: That sounds terrible. Leave my candy corn alone. It's fine
• 4:34
  Speaker 8: just the way it is.
• 4:35
  Speaker 4: Have you tried the Starburst candy corn? Those were fucking disgusting.
• 4:37
  Speaker 8: That sounds terrible. I would never get that away from me.
• 4:40
  Speaker 11: But the pumpkin candy corn are regular candy corn shaped
• 4:43
  Speaker 11: like pumpkins.
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about... Those are
• 4:46
  Speaker 4: mallow cream pumpkins.
• 4:47
  Speaker 8: I thought you were talking about... Yeah, the mallow cream pumpkins.
• 4:50
  Speaker 8: I thought you were talking about pumpkin spice candy corn,
• 4:52
  Speaker 8: and I was like, foul.
• 4:53
  Speaker 4: I think they do have those.
• 4:55
  Speaker 5: They have to.
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  Speaker 8: I've seen the caramel apple ones.
• 4:57
  Speaker 4: Those are disgusting. Well, actually, no, they're not. I've had
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: worse things. The Twizzlers beat them in the worst things.
• 5:03
  Speaker 8: Twizzlers have been a lot of things.
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: Then I had Cherry Cola Twizzlers today, too. That was
• 5:07
  Speaker 4: pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 8: Those were good.
• 5:08
  Speaker 5: Those were alright.
• 5:09
  Speaker 8: I liked those.
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  Speaker 4: They're not quite as good as the Dr. Pepper, which
• 5:11
  Speaker 4: aren't really Twizzlers. They're some kind of knockoff. But they're
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: fucking delicious, too.
• 5:14
  Speaker 5: I still like the Caramel Apple.
• 5:16
  Speaker 9: But anyway.
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: Because you're weird.
• 5:17
  Speaker 5: I like them.
• 5:20
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 5:20
  Speaker 9: What about Caramel Electra?
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 5:22
  Speaker 8: That's totally what's-his-name from that 70s show.
• 5:24
  Speaker 5: I liked her back in the day. These days.
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: Was that Bella Thorne?
• 5:27
  Speaker 5: Is that Bella Thorne?
• 5:28
  Speaker 8: What is this?
• 5:29
  Speaker 5: I think it is Bella Thorne. We're watching trailers at
• 5:31
  Speaker 5: this point. We're distracted.
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: Is it Bella Thorne?
• 5:33
  Speaker 5: Is it Amityville Port 7? Amityville House. I'm mixing up
• 5:39
  Speaker 5: Animal House and Amityville. Making some sort of sex comedy
• 5:43
  Speaker 5: in the middle of a haunted mansion. It's kind of
• 5:45
  Speaker 5: awesome and I may just write this right now.
• 5:48
  Speaker 8: That sounds pretty good.
• 5:49
  Speaker 5: Trademark. Whatever I need to claim on this thing.
• 5:53
  Speaker 4: But yes, we just finished watching our first Amityville. We
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: just finished Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
• 6:00
  Speaker 5: A classic.
• 6:01
  Speaker 8: Which apparently I have never seen because I thought I
• 6:06
  Speaker 8: had seen it when I was like four and it
• 6:08
  Speaker 8: was burned into my memory. It apparently was not that
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  Speaker 8: at all.
• 6:13
  Speaker 4: Do you have a brain in your memory?
• 6:14
  Speaker 8: Do I have a brain in my memory? What do
• 6:17
  Speaker 8: you have a brain in your memory? Some guy on
• 6:20
  Speaker 8: fire coming out of flames. What was that?
• 6:23
  Speaker 5: I think you're watching a whole other show.
• 6:26
  Speaker 9: Freddy Krueger?
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be.
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  Speaker 8: Was that it?
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  Speaker 4: He was on fire.
• 6:29
  Speaker 8: He was on fire. Because I remember them telling me, no.
• 6:33
  Speaker 8: I remember it being outside of a house, and I
• 6:35
  Speaker 8: think there was a car or truck involved. And the
• 6:39
  Speaker 8: guy gets out of the truck, and he's on fire.
• 6:42
  Speaker 4: Was he driving the vehicle at the time?
• 6:43
  Speaker 8: Do not drive on fire. I'm not sure. Public service announcement.
• 6:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, stop, drop, and roll.
• 6:48
  Speaker 8: Don't speed up.
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  Speaker 5: I was screaming that at something the other day.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 6:55
  Speaker 8: Was it that video online of the girl in the
• 6:58
  Speaker 8: restaurant that caught on fire?
• 7:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, that was it.
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: I was too.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: How do you not know to stop, drop, and roll?
• 7:05
  Speaker 5: It was some sort of, was it overseas, I guess?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 7:09
  Speaker 8: I think it looked like an Asian restaurant, but I
• 7:13
  Speaker 8: thought it was here. Like in the States, but I
• 7:16
  Speaker 8: don't know.
• 7:17
  Speaker 5: I was hoping that was all faked. Because I assume
• 7:19
  Speaker 5: everything on the internet is fake at this point. So
• 7:21
  Speaker 5: I was hoping it was, because that woman all kinds
• 7:23
  Speaker 5: of caught on fire.
• 7:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and then she didn't, I mean, she just kind
• 7:25
  Speaker 8: of like flailed around. I mean, she did get on
• 7:27
  Speaker 8: the floor, but I think it was more like, oh
• 7:29
  Speaker 8: my God, I'm on fire. Not like, let's put it out.
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she kind of did.
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: Stop, drop, and roll, as I screamed at this guy.
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  Speaker 8: But anyway, the guy in the movie didn't stop, drop,
• 7:39
  Speaker 8: and roll. He just kept walking. And there was like
• 7:42
  Speaker 8: fire behind him. And I thought it was Leatherface this
• 7:44
  Speaker 8: whole time.
• 7:45
  Speaker 5: Is this a full body burn? Because those are pretty
• 7:47
  Speaker 5: impressive when you see them.
• 7:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was. The entire guy was on fire.
• 7:51
  Speaker 5: Exterminator 2? Personal favorite movie?
• 7:55
  Speaker 8: That might have been. I really thought it was Texas
• 7:57
  Speaker 8: Chainsaw Massacre.
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  Speaker 4: There was nobody at all on fire in the movie
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: we just watched.
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  Speaker 8: No, there wasn't. And that's why I was like, what
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  Speaker 8: the hell? That is not the movie that I remember
• 8:06
  Speaker 8: scarring my childhood.
• 8:07
  Speaker 5: And I forgot. Your life is a lie. Up until now,
• 8:11
  Speaker 5: it's all, yeah, you've turned a corner.
• 8:14
  Speaker 9: Although they should have set the guy in the wheelchair
• 8:15
  Speaker 9: on fire.
• 8:16
  Speaker 5: I wish it were.
• 8:17
  Speaker 8: And just before they wheel him down the hill.
• 8:19
  Speaker 5: We all hate Franklin, right? Like as a society, I mean.
• 8:23
  Speaker 5: What an idiot.
• 8:24
  Speaker 9: He got what was coming to him.
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: It just took too long to get to it. I
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: was ready for him to die the first five minutes in.
• 8:29
  Speaker 9: He should have cut him a little deeper.
• 8:32
  Speaker 5: But he's the only one that we get to claim
• 8:33
  Speaker 5: the title. It's funny people made such a big deal
• 8:36
  Speaker 5: about that movie. And I know it was mid-70s. They
• 8:38
  Speaker 5: weren't prepared for that shit.
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: The first handicapped death in a movie?
• 8:43
  Speaker 5: Well, just in general. It's the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There's
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: one kill with a chainsaw. One kill with a chainsaw.
• 8:50
  Speaker 5: It should have been the Texas bludgeoning massacre because two
• 8:54
  Speaker 5: of the three guys get bludgeoned to death.
• 8:56
  Speaker 4: Agreed.
• 8:57
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, really? It's funny they make such a
• 9:00
  Speaker 5: big deal. Granted, I mean, he does run around with
• 9:02
  Speaker 5: a chainsaw for a long time, but I also forgot
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: how much it just drops off because I was going
• 9:07
  Speaker 5: to start setting up the mics here and towards the
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: end and By the time she leaves the dining room,
• 9:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh shit, this movie's over already. I remembered
• 9:16
  Speaker 5: more running around before we get to the semi driving by,
• 9:19
  Speaker 5: but she leaves the dining room, she's out on the street.
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: Why did it not just take off on the semi?
• 9:25
  Speaker 5: Why he wants to run around and then he ran away.
• 9:28
  Speaker 5: And why did he have that giant wrench just sitting there?
• 9:31
  Speaker 5: Just because you drive a truck doesn't mean you have
• 9:33
  Speaker 5: a giant wrench sitting there.
• 9:34
  Speaker 9: He might have wanted to get out to check on
• 9:35
  Speaker 9: the guy that he ran over.
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck that guy.
• 9:38
  Speaker 5: That guy was a crazy person.
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy was nutters. Fuck that guy. Sometimes you
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: just keep going.
• 9:44
  Speaker 11: I mean, basically, it's a step-by-step movie about what not
• 9:48
  Speaker 11: to do.
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: When being chased by a murderer.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: Don't go on road trips with handicapped people.
• 9:55
  Speaker 8: First and foremost.
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: I said that to Christian when we were sitting there.
• 9:59
  Speaker 5: As he gets in the van, I'm like, reasons you
• 10:02
  Speaker 5: don't pick up hitchhikers. Look at this guy.
• 10:05
  Speaker 11: Don't pick up hitchhikers. Don't walk into a stranger's house.
• 10:10
  Speaker 11: And when your friend goes in the stranger's house and
• 10:11
  Speaker 11: doesn't come out, don't follow him in.
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: You just count that one as a loss.
• 10:15
  Speaker 9: And then when both of your friends are missing.
• 10:18
  Speaker 8: You don't go upstairs in the damn house.
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: I'll be right back.
• 10:22
  Speaker 8: I'm going to go upstairs.
• 10:25
  Speaker 5: There's Eric Bana.
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: He's so weird looking.
• 10:28
  Speaker 8: He's weird, but in an attractive sort of way.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: That's all you. He is not in my top five
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: boyfriend list. I'm sorry.
• 10:36
  Speaker 8: Your top five boyfriend list is top five pretty British boys.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, they are. You used to hate British guys.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: Carl Urban is not British.
• 10:47
  Speaker 6: Australian.
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: He is New Zealand. New Zealand.
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: He would be upset.
• 10:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah. They don't like being in a group. He needs
• 10:54
  Speaker 8: to get his grammar straight. Apparently, they don't teach that
• 10:58
  Speaker 8: very well in New Zealand.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: They don't use the proper usage of the term, too.
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying? God bless him. Look, he's pretty.
• 11:08
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, and he needs to learn how to spell damn.
• 11:11
  Speaker 8: Damn it.
• 11:13
  Speaker 5: So, the movie geek rundown here. Has anybody actually watched
• 11:16
  Speaker 5: any movies, aside from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
• 11:20
  Speaker 9: Recent movies?
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 11:22
  Speaker 5: Or have you watched a movie recently? It doesn't necessarily
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: have to be new.
• 11:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I watched.
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, Lord.
• 11:29
  Speaker 9: Oh, God.
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: Did it have spiders in it?
• 11:31
  Speaker 9: Oh, I wish.
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: Have you seen Big Ass Spider?
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 11:34
  Speaker 5: Eight-Legged Freaks? It's pretty fun, actually.
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Eight-Legged Freaks?
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: What's the one with William Shatner?
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: Kingdom of the Spiders is awesome.
• 11:42
  Speaker 9: I like Kingdom of the Spiders.
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: It's a classic.
• 11:44
  Speaker 11: I like Kingdom of the Spiders. Arachnophobia is pretty good.
• 11:47
  Speaker 11: Surprisingly pretty good.
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: For those of you who don't know, Bill's house is
• 11:50
  Speaker 5: covered in spiders. Literally. There's Joe McHale. How many spiders
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: do you have at home, Bill?
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: Oh. Way too damn many.
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: Have you lost track of them?
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: 24.
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: 24 of varying sizes.
• 12:02
  Speaker 9: See, I unfortunately have this channel called the This Channel.
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh. Oh, yeah.
• 12:06
  Speaker 9: And they show, like, the worst, weirdest movies from the 80s.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: Or the best movies.
• 12:12
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 12:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's perspective. And never made it in the movies
• 12:15
  Speaker 11: that I've never even heard of. And I'm always watching
• 12:17
  Speaker 11: some crazy shit on that thing.
• 12:19
  Speaker 9: Who knows?
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: Any standout.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: I wonder what that channel would play. I think Boyfriend
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: made me watch a movie on this channel. Was it
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: The Quest?
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: Ooh, that is... That's got an underground following.
• 12:32
  Speaker 9: They always have stuff like Rollerball and.
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: He's got good items.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: I got some Jean-Claude Van Damme back when he was
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: kind of hot. That was pretty exciting with the split
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: kick thing.
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: Doesn't he always do that?
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a boyfriend who hadn't seen it was like calling, like,
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: I bet he does the split kick thing to the
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: face and that'll be his final move. And I'll be like,
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: I'll be damned.
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: It just happened.
• 12:54
  Speaker 9: What about that commercial where he's doing the split on
• 12:56
  Speaker 9: the trucks?
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: That's amazing. I'm sorry, I interrupted everybody. I do that
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: all the time. Were you going to say you watched Bill?
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 13:04
  Speaker 9: I can't remember. The Color Purple?
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: That is a crazy genre film.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Were there spiders in that?
• 13:09
  Speaker 9: Unfortunately, no.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: And would it have made it more interesting?
• 13:14
  Speaker 9: For me, it would have.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Big purple spider?
• 13:16
  Speaker 9: I didn't get it. That movie had all kinds of acclaim,
• 13:18
  Speaker 9: and I was just kind of bored.
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: Which, The Color Purple?
• 13:22
  Speaker 9: Yes, The Color Purple.
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: You're still looking for spiders. big purple well.
• 13:28
  Speaker 9: Wasn't enough action in that movie for me it would
• 13:30
  Speaker 9: have been better if jet lee was in it jet
• 13:33
  Speaker 9: lee is the color wait a minute see that's got
• 13:37
  Speaker 9: me hooked right there i'm.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: Trying to think the last thing i watch other than
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: my recent i've been telling everybody to watch proxy because
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: it's awesome but uh since then i think the only
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: one i've watched is uh i watched the sacrament which
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: is the new ty west.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: Movie i'm still angry with him you're angry a lot
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: of people.
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: You don't understand or you understand it. You don't take
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: to the notion of a slow burn film.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: I do not.
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: You want action all the time. You're not good with
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: the color purple.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: I would probably not appreciate the color purple.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Probably not.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: You dig the action films. It should have prints in it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, yeah.
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: And the color purple rain.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: Purple paisley, that's what it is.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: Wearing no shirt, throwing a hissy fit.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: But yeah, again, I really like Ty West. I like
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: what he does as a filmmaker.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: Does he make shitty movies?
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: No, I disagree.
• 14:30
  Speaker 9: Is there anything like Tybo?
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Have you not seen Ty West's films? He's a horror specialist.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: More or less.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: This is the one that he sort of branches out
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: a little bit.
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: Is this the actual movie? This whole time I thought
• 14:41
  Speaker 8: it was a trailer.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: No, this is the movie.
• 14:43
  Speaker 11: Oh, shit.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Long, long trailer.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: What does that say about it?
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: That's why I was like, what is going on? Oh,
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: it's the movie.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: This trailer makes no sense.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Somebody running shirtless. Was it Joel McHale? Because I would
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: totally watch Joel McHale run shirtless.
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: Is he the guy with the bleach spot in his hair?
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: That's that other guy.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: Eric Bana?
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: No.
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: They're from the same show, though, right?
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: John Henson? John Henson? Is that his name?
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Jim Henson?
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: No.
• 15:08
  Speaker 8: Does this movie have Muppets in it?
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: I hope so.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: Everything's better with Muppets.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 15:13
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, there's certain things in life. It's going
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: to make it pretty hot.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Damn straight.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: Fucking A. But anyways, Ty West.
• 15:20
  Speaker 8: Ty West.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Slow-ass movies.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: This one, well, and again, this one should normally be
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: like sending up a red flag for me because it's... Straight.
• 15:30
  Speaker 8: Excuse me.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: It's sort of found footage. I mean, technically, I don't
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: even like found footage, but the way that they do it. See, again,
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: there's good ways to do it. I think it's unnecessary
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: in so many movies now, because I think, what's the
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: superhero kids movie?
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I know that.
• 15:50
  Speaker 9: Batman.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: X-Men.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Chronicle.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Chronicle. Superman. Chronicle's a great story. Doesn't need to be
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: found footage. There's no reason for it to be found footage.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Lighting. You gotta properly light this podcast.
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: Well, because it's kind of, yeah, well, it's kind of
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: like burning into my retinas, but then like if I
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: turn them out, we can't see each other.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: We don't need to see each other.
• 16:13
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 16:13
  Speaker 8: We'll let him turn it off.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: I did go see a movie.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
• 16:18
  Speaker 9: I went to UofL and watched Metropolis.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: See? I was gonna get in on that, but it
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: was one of the weekends we were out of town.
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: An orchestra guy playing pipe.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: Organs through the whole movie, and it Oh my gosh.
• 16:32
  Speaker 8: How did I not know about this? I would have
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: been all up in there.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Because where do we live? Because they don't publicize anything.
• 16:38
  Speaker 9: I live.
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: I live in the country. Nobody even.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: You live on the outskirts of the town that doesn't
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: tell anybody the cool things that they do. We do
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: a lot of awesome stuff in our town. We don't
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: tell anybody.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: It's a big fucking secret.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: I'm in the middle of writing a story for one
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: of our local papers to bitch about that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Yay.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: That's one of my call to action for everybody involved in,
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: especially the movie geek world.
• 17:03
  Speaker 9: The Daily Bugle?
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like the music people still have their real
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: cool underground scene and they all think they're super cool.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: But the movie geeks in our town just don't care
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: and don't spread the word about anything and don't have
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: a community. And I'm like, that's bullshit.
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: It's everything. It's the music too.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: It's not like it was. But we still have a following.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: People will still show up and loiter around at bars
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: and watch bands. But the movie stuff is just hit
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: and miss. People might go to it, but they just
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: might end up there at best. It's just like, I
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: don't know. Just in general, maybe your town's not like
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: this wherever you are. But if so, tell them to
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: get their act together. We all, as movie geeks, need
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: to get some sort of system going so we all
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: don't miss out on cool shit. Just saying.
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: Like Metropolis with a pipe organ.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: With a pipe organ. I think I've actually seen a
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: version of that before, but it was not there. They
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: did it at some other thing. like really old theater downtown,
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: and it was awesome, and I don't think I've seen
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: a show there since. Again, why don't we do more
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: cool stuff like that? Metropolis, what were your thoughts.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: On it, Bill?
• 18:05
  Speaker 9: Oh, I mean, seeing it in that format was super cool.
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: I mean, I've seen Metropolis before.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I've never seen it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: I haven't either.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: It was on Netflix.
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: It's longer than I remembered it being.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of those, it seems like they'd wrap
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: up a little faster. Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: Well, you know, they didn't have words, so they overdramatized stuff. So, like,
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: opening a door could take, like, three minutes.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: So it's like a soap opera?
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: I'm still opening the door.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: We've been having this argument for a week and a half.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: But does it have spiders?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: No spiders.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Damn it, Bill. Hot space chicks.
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: But it does have, like, a satanic robot woman.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: She is a hot space chick.
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: And the moral of the story is that women will
• 18:46
  Speaker 9: ruin everything.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Ah, the tale we've been telling since the Bible. Everything's fine,
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: and then somebody fucks it all up.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: This movie is looking kind of promising for the appearance
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: of spiders being as they're at the Bronx Zoo. I
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: have no idea what's going on in this movie, but
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: so far we've seen tigers and lions.
• 19:12
  Speaker 10: Bears?
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: Not bears yet. No, oh my gosh.
• 19:30
  Speaker 12: The things that I shouldn't know. Got smokes that I
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: stole from the 7-Eleven.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Everybody's at the drive-on.
• 19:52
  Speaker 12: Wanna be the guy that doesn't like to fight Who
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: can kick your ass if you touch his girl Wanna
• 19:58
  Speaker 12: be the guy that.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Breaks all the rules But.
• 20:00
  Speaker 12: The cops let him off cause they think he's cool
• 20:03
  Speaker 12: Wanna know the things that I shouldn't know Got smokes
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: that I stole from the 7-Eleven.
• 20:44
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• 20:48
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  Speaker 2: Raise your right hand. And repeat after me. We are
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: drive-in mutants. We are not like other people. We are sick.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: We are disgusting. We believe in blood, in breasts, and
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: in beasts.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: This is Joe Bob Briggs, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: As long as one drive-in remains, on the planet Earth,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: we will party like jungle animals, we will boogie till
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: we puke, the drive-in will never die.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Amen.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Amen.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 11: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: All of life's riddles are answered.
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: In the movies.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: And now, on with the show.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Every time I have a date, there's only one place
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: to go.
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: That's to the drive-in.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: It's such a groovy.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Place to talk and maybe watch a show down at
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: the drive-in.
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: Forget about the plot.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: It'll do very well.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: But make sure you see enough so you're prepared to
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: tell about the drive-in.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: I love the drive-in.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Speaking of us watching YouTube videos, did you see the
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: one with the tiger?
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: Wait, which one are we? Oh, yeah, where the guy
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: fell in the pit.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: And then he was fine until everybody started yelling and
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: then he gets dragged away.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Because at first it's funny. I thought, oh, this is
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: like a tiger video. The tiger's kind of like a
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: big kitty cat.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: He's like, hey, let's play.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: He's just doing the kitty thing. He's like, ha ha,
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I'm playing. It's funny. That goes on for like two
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: or three minutes. Towards the end, he grabs the dude
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: by the head, picks him up and runs off with him,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: holding his head in his mouth.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: By the way, do we have a status report on
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: that dude? Is he alive?
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Again, I was hoping it was fake, like everything else
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: on the internet. But the video looked pretty legit.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: It was pretty convincing. Are they playing Donkey Kong? Oh,
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: that was, okay.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: Monkey habitat. Look, it looks like Donkey Kong, does it not?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Live action Donkey Kong with a scary woman. Is this
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Altered States?
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: This is Deliver Us From Evil.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I bet she is. Maybe she's got spiders
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: in her skin and it's making her dig. Maybe her
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: brain is possessed by spiders.
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: Tay digs.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Ty West and Tay digs.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to have to record fast.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: It's fucking hot in here. We're making up our own
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: plot to this now. What were we talking about before
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: we got distracted?
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: You were watching the YouTube video.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Again, this is where it, you know. movie geeks do
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: when they're home by themselves. They just watch horrible shows.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: Oh, wait. Every YouTube video that we've referenced.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, here's my issue with the world, mostly Facebook. Okay,
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: it was all fun and games when you just posted
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: videos to your feed, but now that they just start
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: when you pass by them.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Well, and then you have to watch them.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: You have to. I can't get anything done. I'm like
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: six hours later, I was going to type an email,
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: but now.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: But then you had to watch every Graveyard Girl video
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: in existence. I've watched every.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: oh Bunny is so awesome I watch her I watch
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: tigers eat people's heads I watch all kinds of stupid
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: nonsense and it's because they just start it's different if
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: I have to push play like that's a commitment to
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: alright now I want to see this but when it
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: just starts I'm like oh well and what's this and
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: then six hours later so screw you Facebook.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: I watched a movie last night and I didn't actually
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: finish it because I was so bored and it's probably
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: already been covered but it's kind of a lead in
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: to like the whole well I don't know I watched
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: her last night.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Don't totally ruin it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: Not totally.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: You have not seen it yet?
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: Okay, well, then I'm not going to talk about it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: That's the Joaquin.
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: Joaquin Phoenix.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I hate his name. I feel like I'm going to
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: hulk up a loogie.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Joaquin. Call him Rain. I could.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: No, wait.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: He wasn't Rain.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: He's Leaf. Is that the one where he's in love
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: with the computer?
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the operating system.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Hey, if my operating system sounded like Scarlett Johansson, I'd
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: be all right with.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: It, too.
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, it sounds like Scarlett Johansson, but she's not
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: physically there, so... You don't know?
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: I got pitches.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: And the rest of the world.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: But, um, no.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: Thank you, internet.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: No, uh, this is... Oh, there's the lion.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, my.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: But, yeah, no, it was interesting. I can't ruin the
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: whole movie for you. I would be interested to see
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: your take, um, I was told going into it by
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: the Ken that he didn't really particularly care for it,
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: but he just said that I should watch it and
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: give my own assessment of it and let him know.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: And our assessment is pretty much the same.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: I think maybe this is why I put it off
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: a little bit. I think I'm afraid it's going to
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: be a little too close to home for So I'm
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: just saying.
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: That's probably, honestly.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: A loser guy hanging around his house on the computer
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: all day long. Just saying.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: Well, and I mean, it's.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: A little too frightening.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: You know, because we're talking about like all those. YouTube
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: videos and watching videos on Facebook and all that stuff. Like,
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: I can kind of see society going there, you know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: That's what I've said.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: I'm like, that's why this is really a horror movie
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: because we're one shade away from what's going on.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it can be a little disturbing in point. So
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: I don't know. Like, you know, he's looking for emotional
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: fulfillment and he's getting it. He's getting it, but it's
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: through artificial intelligence.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Well i haven't watched any movies like we did get
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: back into watching buffy so that's been that's fun that's
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: been a huge undertaking because we're like her mom just died.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Oh whoa spoiler alert number one holy.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Shit if you have if you don't fucking.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: It's only been like 15 years maybe they're a.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: Little behind maybe maybe there are people new to watching
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: it because they're young and stupid yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Exactly because if you're not watching buffy you really should
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: be because it's One of the best series ever created.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Well, her mom's going to die. I knew that. Well, see,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: she knew it, but I'm not spoiling it too bad.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's like I forget how much of an
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: undertaking it is because season five starts with Dawn.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Dawn's awesome.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Dawn is a pain in the ass. I like Dawn.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: When she first comes on there, I'm like, holy shit,
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I want to strangle this child, which is usually my reaction.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: To most kids, actually. But I just, they're just, the
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: visceral hatred I have for this. I mean, I'm assuming
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: she gets better and she's grown into a relatively hot chick.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Tractorbird's awesome.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Ribs will always be ribs. But anyways.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: No, she doesn't fit that anymore.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Not so much.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: I sent you those pictures, didn't I?
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: She is not ribs anymore.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it has been quite the undertaking of like, God,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: when is this person going to go away? Like Riley.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Not for several more years.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Riley.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: I didn't hate Riley.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I hated Riley and his wishy face.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Riley's written to be a chump. So, I mean, he
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: is a chump.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: And Glory. God, I hate Glory. See, I like Glory.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: She has stupid hair. That was my other favorite season.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: I like the Glory season. It's really fun.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Season two's the best.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Season two's the best. Again, that's why I said the other.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Season two's the best. But Glory is a super fun season.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: I need to go back and watch them all again.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: I don't have anybody to watch them with, though, so
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: you'd have suckering Jay into it, so I have to
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: watch it with my operating system.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? It was Boyfriend's idea. Boyfriend
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: loves him some Buffy.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: He should, because it's awesome.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: I've been trying to sucker the Ken into watching Once
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: Upon a Time with me, and I can't seem to
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: do it.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, how does he take it?
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: He said, but football's on at the same time.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Quickly add in the West in there, you might be
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: able to sucker him into at least an episode. That's true.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: He'll be like, oh, okay, cool.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: The West, huh?
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I keep meaning to try to watch that show, but
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: it just hasn't happened yet.
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: It sucked me in, and, like, I'm kind of ashamed,
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: but at the same time, I can't get enough.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: I want to watch that, and.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I want to watch Grimm. I think I started on Grimm,
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: and I got a couple episodes in.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Grimm, somebody said this the other day on something I
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: was listening to. They were like, it's the closest thing
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: to Buffy we have now.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Is it still on?
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was up until, I don't know if it
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: got renewed or something. It had at least a couple seasons.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: I don't have the patience to be, like, aware of
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: things that are on TV currently. I have to wait
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: until it's all available, like, Oh.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Well, no.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Up until now, I've watched it all on the interwebs,
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: and now the new season's starting tomorrow, so I'm finally
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: caught up, and now I can watch it in real time,
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: which I don't know if I'm going to like that
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: or not. I don't like waiting an entire week to
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: know what's going to happen.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: The last show that I put that level of commitment
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: in to watch it every week, it got canceled, so
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: now I'm just disappointed and disillusioned with life.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: That's most shows at this point.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I loved Suburgatory. Fuck everybody who didn't like that show.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: That show was fun.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: And Jane Levy, she was adorable.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: She is adorable.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: For a soulless ginger.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: I mean, she's still adorable and she needs to come
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: hang out on the show. Talk about making evil Ted.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Which I gave a middling.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I like that movie.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of gave it an endorsement the other
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: day to somebody. I'm like, it's not.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: The original. Don't expect it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: I kind of tore it apart.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: I was the only one in the show defending it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Let me know if Olivia Munn shows up, because I
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: haven't seen her yet. Yeah, she was just on there.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: All I see is the back of your head.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: This is why.
• 33:45
  Speaker 9: Back of my head is just as sexy as Olivia Munn's.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: I disagree.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I highly doubt it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I disagree.
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: You should see it in a bikini.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: No. You forget that one.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I haven't.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Watched any actual movies.
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: Shut the goddamn doors. That's what it said.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Shut the pot bay doors, Al.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: God, I love Joel McHale. But yeah, anyways.
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: Why don't you marry him?
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: He's so far away. And he's not in my top five.
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, really.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: He's like a seven.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: God, at least.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Totally a seven.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Nine pushing it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: Nine once you see those new commercials.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I love the vodka commercials.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Whatever the fuck. You can get a national marketing campaign
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: for a thing and nobody knows what the hell it is.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: There's two different ones. There's vodka and then there's some
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: kind of mint or gum.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing. How many times have you seen those?
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: No idea what the fuck those are. It's supposed to
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: be an energy booster, mind sharpener.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: It sounds bullshit.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: It all sounds like bullshit. This is the world we
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: live in.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Bullshit. But yeah, so we haven't actually had time to
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: actually sit and commit to watching a movie because it's
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: always like, oh, well, here, let's watch something. We're going
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: to watch Buffy because that's like, that's a long, that's
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: a lot of commitment to a show because it's what,
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: seven seasons?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: That's if you just stick to Buffy.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we haven't.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: If you don't spiral off to the angel world.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: We thought about trying to incorporate Buffy and Angel, but
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: that was just.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Try to recreate the old system when they used to.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: cross over from one to the other when they were
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: both on the same.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Network didn't they move to different channels they did.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: And that made it much harder to do because then
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: you get in trouble but when they were on the
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: same network they used to do that like they'd leave
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: one episode and go to the next episode and like
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: they'd cross over characters would cross over directly from one
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: show to the next within the same plot line that's
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: crazy to figure out that sort of orchestration to make
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: that all work but yeah so.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: That's Yeah, because there's seven seasons, 23, is it 23
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: episodes per season? Sounds about right. Except for the first season.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Except for the first season. Which was 12 episodes, I think.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Mid-season replacement. Geeks.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: The show's still amazing. I love that show. I get like,
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: all right, when is this person going to go away?
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: When's this person going to die? When's this going to happen?
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Well, see, that's lucky. It's a Joss show, and he
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: kills people off all the time. That really could happen.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: He could be the main star of the show. He
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: don't give a shit.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: He don't care. He just kills people. Yeah, see, that's
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: the loophole.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't spoil that one for anybody out there.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Kept waiting for the other Slayer show. That's a loophole
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: I called them all the time. I'm just like, there's a.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Big hole there.
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: Wait a minute. Slayer has a show? Yes.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: You love vampires, right?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: All right. Is there anything else we need to talk about?
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: The drive-in's still being awesome. There's a movie. I can't
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: see Olivia Munn.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: We have no idea what's going on.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: There's a dark hallway.
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: Have you ever seen Ted in the Ultimate Book of Evil?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: I have not. Like the TV show?
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: I know of it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: The one with Jason Mewes in it?
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like the janitor.
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: You might want to check that show out.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: I heard it was alright.
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: It's alright.
• 36:47
  Speaker 11: I mean, it's not like anything great, but it's definitely
• 36:50
  Speaker 11: entertaining and different and weird.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: And satanic.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Is there anything we're looking forward to heading towards Halloween?
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: Everything Halloween.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I think we're going to go to Texas.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: That's crazy talk. How come I don't get to go?
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: I want to go to Texas and I want to
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: stalk Bunny. I have blueberry in my trunk.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: I want to go. If you would like a box.
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: It's expired. It hasn't been opened.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Right in.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: You can win your prize.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: I also have fruit, fruit, and yummy mummy in there too.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: I want to show those to Jay. Are they from
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: last year?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: They are.
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: Because I was supposed to send them to some friends
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: of ours in Canada, but it got to be too expensive.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: So fuck them. Yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: Well, I said it a little bit nicer because they're
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: from Canada and they're super nice. But I was just like, yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: it's a little expensive to mail you this cereal. So, sorry.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Sorry. Sorry.
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Sorry, guys. How about that?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: But I think they're selling it in Canada this year.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: I think they are. So, yay, Canada.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: And write in now if you want to win a
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: box of your old Fruit Brute.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: My old Fruit Brute or Yummy Mummy because those are
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: the gross ones.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I had to show all of my tattoos to the
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: lady at the concession stand.
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: Oh, did you show her your Star Wars tattoo? Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: I did.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: My Battlestar Galactica tattoo.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Tron.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Tron. Because, yeah, she's one of those, like, when you
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: walk up there, she, like, touches you. She didn't ask
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: to see the tattoo. She just reached over automatically.
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: I don't like it when people do that. It really, really,
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: really bothers me.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Kind of crossing a line.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: That's what's good about being a big, scary-looking dude. That
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: doesn't happen too often to me.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: I did it two years ago.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: He was looking for your tramp stamps, what it was.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: But everybody's seen that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: I would have showed him that.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: That's an adorable My Little Pony.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Aww. But yeah, because I was excited because, you know,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: they had the General Lee here and I was like, yes,
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: because I got my Bodoop tattoo and I showed it
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: to her. She's like, oh my God. And she was
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: like telling me all about her husband's tattoos and there
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: was a big old thing and there was like a
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: line like all the way out the door.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: And they're like, oh my God, shut up, weirdos.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Exactly, pretty much. I'm like, I kept trying to like
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: inch away and she kept like talking more and I'm like,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: There's people and they're giving me evil eye like I
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: give to everybody else who does this thing. So we
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: need to keep it along.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: With that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: I guess we should keep it along. So let's wrap
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: this thing up. Any well wishes to the listeners out there?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Joe McHale.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Obviously not.
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: Don't don't eat those nasty caramel apple apple Twizzlers.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Those were disgusting.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: Unless you like grit in your teeth.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Those are good. Try them everybody.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: The Dr. Pepper ones are good though.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: Do eat candy corn M & M' s though because those
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: are delicious.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Just eat candy corn. It's pretty awesome.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: And the mallard cream pumpkins.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: And those.
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: Silent green army balls.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Was that a haku?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Gothic jelly beans?
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: What? Spike dragon balls?
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: Spike dragon balls.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: It was in the machine up at the concession stand.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Have we missed anything vital in this movie? Because all
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: I've seen is a bunch of dark.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: I don't think so. It's kind of like the first
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: time I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: It's like every time you see Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: No, I was like, ever since they've done the redo,
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: because didn't that time we watched it, it was on.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: VHS, right?
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: I think so, when we almost got killed. And yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: I was just like, you can't see a damn thing
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: back then. So everybody always talks up the grittiness and
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: they like that it doesn't look pretty. But I'm like,
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: you need a certain level of being able to see things.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I think when they did a little bit of a
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: cleanup when it went to DVD, it kind of helped
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: because at least you could see what's going on.
• 40:17
  Speaker 9: VHS and it was real dark.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just dark with extra dark like every once
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: in a while.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Was it gritty dark?
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: When they get inside, gritty.
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: Gritty like apple Twizzlers, caramel apple Twizzlers.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Dead people. Oh my goodness.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Deliver us from evil.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: It could.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: Be a body farm.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: You don't know.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: This might be found footage.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: This is just Eric Bana's basement. There's the person who
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: suggested he did the Hulk. There's the spiders!
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes!
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: So good.
• 40:54
  Speaker 9: Spiders came out of eyeballs.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Your dreams have come true.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: You've been waiting the entire night for this, haven't you?
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Your entire life, actually. Your entire life has led up
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: to this moment.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: It's been a lie.
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: Oh wait, that was you.
• 41:12
  Speaker 11: Nothing will ever beat when William Shatner saves that little
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: girl and then immediately throws her.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: On the floor.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Shatner's a dick.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: That's like just actual footage of him. He didn't know
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: the cameras were rolling. He just throws kids on the
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: floor all the time.
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: Is that Seth Rogen?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Oh no.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: I thought this movie was getting ready to take another turn.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: A nosedive turn?
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Well, I think we've got our intro to Halloween. We'll
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: be back for many more creepy Halloween episodes, I am sure.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Get out, you know. Oh, Lord. Before we get on
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: a tangent of doing that, let's get the hell out
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: of here.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 12: She came a-walkin' in between two cars.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: She'd been down to buy her some candy bars. I
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: rolled my window down.
• 42:20
  Speaker 12: My heart was thumpin' and a-jumpin' around.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: You found that baby at a drive-in movie.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I said, now, honey, you're going.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: To get lost.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: She turned around and had a ponytail toss.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: But she says, I did it all wrong.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Man, she had the craziest smile. I found that baby
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: at a drive-in movie.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Better wait till you can see.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: You can sit right here and watch the movie. Walking
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: and wandering.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Round every night.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: I found that baby at a drive-in.
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  Speaker 2: Movie I don't believe it We sat there watching a
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: picture show.
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  Speaker 4: A horror movie with.
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  Speaker 5: A monster named Smoke They had him up on a
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  Speaker 5: train She scared that little chicken and.
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  Speaker 3: She cuddled me Things got.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Groovy at the drive-in movie.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, man?
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  Speaker 4: Things got crazy Well, didn't they, baby?
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  Speaker 5: Come on, honey.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know it, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sitting on.
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  Speaker 6: It.
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  Speaker 5: That's not how you do it at all.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sitting on two of them.
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  Speaker 8: The spiders are everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 6: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 6: edited by the Attitude Studios, with the opening music performed
• 44:06
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  Speaker 3: Taco!