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- 0:05Speaker 1: What up? What it is, though?
- 0:09Speaker 2: Yo, popping on this shit, trying to have a deep,
- 0:12Speaker 2: sexy voice. Fuck out of here, nigga.
- 0:13Speaker 3: What's going on, ladies? You know this is your boy. Hey, yo, dawg.
- 0:21Speaker 3: What the fuck has been good, bro?
- 0:23Speaker 1: Hey, man. Same shit. Same shit. Out here living, trying
- 0:27Speaker 1: to nerd it up to the fullest.
- 0:29Speaker 3: You know the people are going to be so shocked
- 0:32Speaker 3: to hear from us again.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. This is almost back to back. Almost. Almost, y'all. Shit.
- 0:39Speaker 3: We on point, man. Me and Kempachi are fucking on
- 0:42Speaker 3: point holding it down. We always intro the show with
- 0:47Speaker 3: some random ass banter because we usually be having conversations
- 0:50Speaker 3: before we start recording. And I just hit record on
- 0:53Speaker 3: our asses. But this one I asked. I got asked this.
- 0:57Speaker 3: So this is why I said this is a perfect
- 0:58Speaker 3: little opening. So someone wanted to know exactly what the
- 1:04Speaker 3: fuck is Surya and Oshio Kiyo? And I'm like, oh, wow.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Clearly not a fighting game enthusiast. So I figured we
- 1:16Speaker 3: would take the time to explain our, I guess that's
- 1:21Speaker 3: how I got calls to action, our tag phrases. You
- 1:24Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? I'm going to put that shit
- 1:26Speaker 3: on a shirt. I don't know how to spell Surya,
- 1:28Speaker 3: but I'm going to figure it out. But yeah, let's
- 1:30Speaker 3: give them the origins. Yours is way easier than mine.
- 1:33Speaker 3: So I'll let you start off, Kev.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Look, my shit is just a fighting game female. And
- 1:40Speaker 2: when she win, that's what she says.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Oh, shio.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Kio.
- 1:45Speaker 3: And she will pack your ass out because she say
- 1:47Speaker 3: that shit during her super too. When she clone and
- 1:50Speaker 3: jump your ass. Oh, yeah, man. So what was that? What, Morgana?
- 1:55Speaker 1: Morgana, yeah.
- 1:55Speaker 3: From Darkstalkers?
- 1:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Dark stalkers. Dark stalkers. Yes.
- 2:04Speaker 3: I feel like you ever see that Asian lady on
- 2:06Speaker 3: Instagram and she'd be having a word going and it'd
- 2:09Speaker 3: be like regular shit. It'd be like Oreo.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:11Speaker 3: Her son beat it. Her son speaks English really well.
- 2:13Speaker 3: And she's like, Oreo. And that shit not going. I
- 2:17Speaker 3: felt like that right there. Dark, dark stalkers.
- 2:23Speaker 1: There you go.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Dark, dark stalkers.
- 2:25Speaker 1: Yeah. All right.
- 2:27Speaker 3: And then mine comes from only the greatest character in
- 2:31Speaker 3: Tekken history, Hashimashima. And every time he would do the
- 2:36Speaker 3: move called Power Punch, but they changed to Power Palm
- 2:41Speaker 3: in the later games, which pissed me right the fuck
- 2:42Speaker 3: on off. But every time you did that, all you
- 2:45Speaker 3: heard was, and that purple hit you. And then you'd
- 2:49Speaker 3: be rolling and I'm running and I'm stomping.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Rolling all the way to the other side of the
- 2:55Speaker 1: screen you see the other dude running right at him
- 2:58Speaker 1: they try to roll you still get.
- 2:59Speaker 3: That free damage right there you know what I'm saying
- 3:03Speaker 3: and you set up for the next joint because you
- 3:05Speaker 3: got frames so for anybody who don't know Our tag
- 3:09Speaker 3: phrases came from fighting games. And if you are a
- 3:13Speaker 3: true fighting game aficionado, a nerd, a blurred, or anything
- 3:18Speaker 3: in between, you probably already knew that. So hopefully the
- 3:21Speaker 3: person that asked me that little explanation gets you in
- 3:26Speaker 3: the game with us. You know what I mean?
- 3:29Speaker 1: Pick your own. Yeah. Let us know what your phrase
- 3:33Speaker 1: would be.
- 3:33Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah. Put y'all shit down in the comments, man.
- 3:35Speaker 3: If y'all had a tag phrase from anything, what would
- 3:38Speaker 3: it be?
- 3:40Speaker 1: Aye.
- 3:41Speaker 3: So with all of that said, man, I guess we
- 3:43Speaker 3: go ahead and start the episode and say a yurt.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Yurt.
- 3:48Speaker 3: It's your boy Ringo Mandingo.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Your boy Kempachi757.
- 3:53Speaker 3: And this is the failure to launch podcast.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Back again.
- 4:01Speaker 3: So this one, man, we getting down to serious business.
- 4:04Speaker 3: We getting down to serious business, man. So I'm going
- 4:07Speaker 3: to start off. I'm going to start off our serious
- 4:09Speaker 3: business music immediately.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Right.
- 4:14Speaker 3: We get into it. This is us. We sliding up
- 4:18Speaker 3: the wave.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Right.
- 4:21Speaker 3: We stopping and shorty face posing. Kamea to the grill.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Right.
- 4:25Speaker 3: Off the rip. This episode is dedicated to random things.
- 4:31Speaker 3: internet bullshit we be coming across.
- 4:36Speaker 2: We all we all go through it man uh scrolling
- 4:40Speaker 2: instagram scrolling tiktok and it's just random fuck shit that
- 4:44Speaker 2: pop up that piques your interest.
- 4:46Speaker 3: And you just and then and so with me and
- 4:48Speaker 3: kimpachi our group chat you know i'm saying or the
- 4:50Speaker 3: chat between us on multiple platforms it's full of this
- 4:53Speaker 3: stuff and i was like yo let's take it and
- 4:56Speaker 3: discuss some of it right now on the pod you
- 4:59Speaker 3: know what I'm saying this is where all this is
- 5:01Speaker 3: where the idea for this pod came from actually me
- 5:04Speaker 3: and this nigga's great debates on random shit that probably
- 5:08Speaker 3: other people don't give a fuck about but I feel
- 5:12Speaker 3: like the failure to launch fam is our people so
- 5:14Speaker 3: they gonna give a fuck.
- 5:16Speaker 1: I think so I think so you know.
- 5:19Speaker 3: All right, so this is the thing. So this is
- 5:21Speaker 3: random memes and different shit from the internet. I'm not
- 5:25Speaker 3: going to lie. Kenpachi is not prepared because he can't,
- 5:28Speaker 3: he don't know what I got. So I'm literally about
- 5:31Speaker 3: to share my screen and then we're going to start
- 5:34Speaker 3: discussing shit.
- 5:35Speaker 1: So, all right, hold on.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Let me get the first one up. All right, let
- 5:43Speaker 3: me see. Let me see what the share looking. Oh yeah,
- 5:45Speaker 3: I can share what I want.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Perfect.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Hold on, I want to block the others, man. I
- 5:51Speaker 3: want to make sure your ass can't see the rest
- 5:53Speaker 3: of this stuff. All right, so the first one, matter
- 5:57Speaker 3: of fact, no, this is not the one I want
- 5:58Speaker 3: to do. We're going to start off with something simple,
- 6:00Speaker 3: something easy, all right?
- 6:03Speaker 1: All right, I'm with it.
- 6:04Speaker 3: And you all at home should be able to see
- 6:07Speaker 3: it too.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Wait, what?
- 6:13Speaker 3: Okay, perfect.
- 6:14Speaker 1: All right.
- 6:17Speaker 3: And so for those who are not on some visual shit,
- 6:20Speaker 3: I'm going to also describe it, right? So here's the
- 6:25Speaker 3: first one. That's why I said this one is kind
- 6:28Speaker 3: of easy for Kenpachi. You only have $ 300 to buy
- 6:33Speaker 3: a waifu, right?
- 6:36Speaker 1: Right.
- 6:37Speaker 3: And then they got all women from Naruto, quote unquote,
- 6:41Speaker 3: women from Naruto listed. So the first one, you got Tsunade,
- 6:46Speaker 3: the former Hokage for $ 500. You got Hinata for $ 450.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Sakura for $ 350. $ 300 for what was my man name?
- 6:52Speaker 3: What was it?
- 6:52Speaker 1: Haku.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. For $ 300. Well, I ain't gonna lie.
- 6:55Speaker 3: He prettier than all them bitches anyway.
- 6:58Speaker 2: $ 400 for the blonde chick with the psychic powers.
- 7:01Speaker 1: What's her name? Are you talking about... Man.
- 7:17Speaker 3: I can't think of her name for shit right now.
- 7:20Speaker 3: But the blonde chick from Naruto that could transfer her body,
- 7:24Speaker 3: her mind to somebody else's body.
- 7:26Speaker 1: Yeah, she was Sakura's rival. Right.
- 7:28Speaker 3: Yeah, the one that was always fighting for Sasuke, and
- 7:30Speaker 3: Sasuke never paid her no mind. And I don't know why,
- 7:33Speaker 3: because he should have.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:35Speaker 3: And then for free, you have Orochimaru in female form.
- 7:41Speaker 1: So.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Well, let's just take Haku and Orochimaru and put them
- 7:45Speaker 2: in Thailand somewhere where they allow ladyboys. And we're going
- 7:50Speaker 2: to take them out of the conversation, right? Because, I mean, yeah, yucky.
- 7:54Speaker 3: But you only get $ 300. You can't afford anybody else.
- 7:58Speaker 1: I know. That's cool. I'm by myself. Pamela Anderson Lee, nigga.
- 8:03Speaker 3: So that's why I said this one is going to
- 8:05Speaker 3: be easy because you can't even afford shit but a
- 8:08Speaker 3: tranny or, yeah, whatever.
- 8:11Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, two trannies.
- 8:14Speaker 3: And for a whole time, honestly, Haku wasn't trying to be.
- 8:19Speaker 3: He was just a feminine looking dude.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 8:23Speaker 3: He just happened to be rolling with Zabasa and Naruto assumed, actually.
- 8:28Speaker 2: I don't know, because when Naruto caught that nigga in
- 8:30Speaker 2: the field picking the flowers, he had on a whole
- 8:32Speaker 2: kimono that was like a lady fit.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Like it wasn't... Like a girl, a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
- 8:38Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
- 8:40Speaker 2: I think him in a Rotomaru cut from the same cloth.
- 8:42Speaker 2: A Rotomaru just don't give a fuck.
- 8:44Speaker 3: He don't care who body he in, as long as.
- 8:46Speaker 1: The body's strong.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was going to say, like, I feel
- 8:49Speaker 2: like if a Rotomaru's in a girl's body, then he
- 8:51Speaker 2: has a vagina.
- 8:53Speaker 1: So it's not really a thing.
- 8:55Speaker 3: See, we don't talk about the transfer of souls yet, right?
- 9:00Speaker 3: It's not gay. It's still a woman's body, for real.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:05Speaker 2: I'm still going to stay Dolo, but if I had
- 9:09Speaker 2: to choose, it would be Orochimaru in the woman fit.
- 9:14Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 9:16Speaker 3: I'm going to say for wifey material, you know what
- 9:19Speaker 3: I'm saying? If I had the 300 and you know
- 9:21Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Maybe if I could pay later, I
- 9:22Speaker 3: would probably just circle back for Hanata. You know what
- 9:25Speaker 3: I'm saying?
- 9:25Speaker 1: She's the only, she's the only real option here. Yeah. Yeah.
- 9:29Speaker 3: Cause Sakura just got on my fucking nerves. Like I just, ah, Sakura,
- 9:34Speaker 3: the other girl is pretty, but she about herself. She
- 9:36Speaker 3: ain't going to care about you.
- 9:37Speaker 1: The blonde.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Yeah. She, she, she just focused. Can you get me
- 9:41Speaker 3: my bag? You know what I'm saying? I don't care
- 9:43Speaker 3: what it costs. Why don't I have the bag? And
- 9:45Speaker 3: Tsunade is old.
- 9:47Speaker 2: I mean, like, I'm just scared that one day, like,
- 9:49Speaker 2: we'll be cracking and her seal breaking.
- 9:51Speaker 1: She just that old lady in the bed with me.
- 9:53Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be all them.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Titties gonna get long as hell all them titties gonna
- 9:58Speaker 3: get so long so fat that diamond gonna go blah
- 10:02Speaker 3: blah oh my god but I think and the anime
- 10:08Speaker 3: is so weird because most of our main characters are
- 10:11Speaker 3: teenagers most of.
- 10:12Speaker 1: The time so when they be.
- 10:13Speaker 3: Like oh old man and he like my man on
- 10:16Speaker 3: kaiju number 8 I think that nigga's like 32 And
- 10:19Speaker 3: they be treating him like he is elderly up there.
- 10:22Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Right. So as a real
- 10:25Speaker 3: old nigga in real life, I'm like, that's kind of
- 10:27Speaker 3: fucked up.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, we technically should be looking at Sonata.
- 10:34Speaker 1: What's her name again?
- 10:36Speaker 3: Who? The Hokage?
- 10:37Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Sonata, man. Yeah, yeah. All right.
- 10:42Speaker 3: So that one, like I said, that one was a little,
- 10:44Speaker 3: that was just to get us started, let the folks
- 10:46Speaker 3: know what it's going to look like for the day.
- 10:48Speaker 3: Activate Kenpachi's mind. Here's the next one. Now, what element
- 10:55Speaker 3: are you choosing? You know what I'm saying? And this
- 10:58Speaker 3: is an avatar one. This is avatar based, Kev. So
- 11:04Speaker 3: we got all elements listed. Air, fire, water, and earth.
- 11:11Speaker 3: So we want to know which element you choosing and
- 11:14Speaker 3: why over the other elements.
- 11:17Speaker 1: I'm going water all day.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Like, I mean, they've already shown that if you get
- 11:23Speaker 2: ill enough at waterbending, you can bloodbend. And, like, everyone
- 11:28Speaker 2: has blood. So, like, I feel like that's it, yo.
- 11:33Speaker 2: So you're just a puppeteer, niggas?
- 11:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no other option other than, like, earth i
- 11:41Speaker 2: would choose earth next just because still bending this kind
- 11:44Speaker 2: of fire like yo you make suits or like fold
- 11:47Speaker 2: that shit around your body and give yourself armor and shit.
- 11:51Speaker 3: Yeah i'm uh um my element what i would choose
- 11:53Speaker 3: and because avatar got these first of all that simple
- 11:57Speaker 3: ass nickelodeon cartoon which was technically an anime um it
- 12:02Speaker 3: got these after a while. They really like got crazy game.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Like they started having like the ultra elements, like niggas,
- 12:09Speaker 3: when niggas went from Honda to Acura, you know what
- 12:12Speaker 3: I'm saying? Like that next level, that next tier of
- 12:15Speaker 3: powers was super dope. And it wasn't just, you know,
- 12:17Speaker 3: Aang wasn't just the only one. Now Aang was broken
- 12:20Speaker 3: cause he had all four.
- 12:21Speaker 1: Right.
- 12:22Speaker 3: And he was getting to all four. Anyway, Koro was
- 12:24Speaker 3: more broken cause she came with all four off the rip,
- 12:27Speaker 3: but I would pick earth. Um, only because like you said,
- 12:32Speaker 3: the next level is that steel bending. And I feel
- 12:36Speaker 3: like if I was to continue leveling up, it would
- 12:39Speaker 3: come down to like the minerals of shit.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:42Speaker 3: There's metal in everybody. So I'm like, I will hone
- 12:46Speaker 3: in and I won't have to wait for a full moon.
- 12:49Speaker 3: I'll just have my shit mastered. I'll probably be like
- 12:52Speaker 3: 65 or some shit though. And I'll be like, I'm
- 12:54Speaker 3: going to focus on all this zinc in your body
- 12:57Speaker 3: and then turn it into one ball and then rip
- 13:00Speaker 3: it out your skull.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Nah, that's dope. Nah, that's fire. Like, you on some
- 13:05Speaker 1: Magneto shit.
- 13:07Speaker 2: But let's take away the full moon caveat to the
- 13:11Speaker 2: bloodbending because they didn't need that in Korra.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple of people didn't need it because it
- 13:15Speaker 3: was nice already.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Yeah, so, like, you're trying to handicap my brother. Like, yo,
- 13:20Speaker 2: let's stop doing that. Let me reign free.
- 13:22Speaker 3: And then when the full moon came, whether you could
- 13:25Speaker 3: do it with or without at the full moon, you're
- 13:27Speaker 3: still stronger, though.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah.
- 13:30Speaker 3: The other shit I fucked with with the Earthbending was
- 13:32Speaker 3: the way they traveled. Oh, yeah, with the wave. And
- 13:36Speaker 3: you just riding the rock through the.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Nigga, that shit gangsta as fuck. And it was fast.
- 13:42Speaker 3: It was efficient. You know what I'm saying?
- 13:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:44Speaker 3: So I like that. I like that aspect. Neither one
- 13:47Speaker 3: of us chose fire. It was good. We don't want
- 13:49Speaker 3: to level up to the lightning.
- 13:52Speaker 1: I just feel like it's too many... Like, it's too many...
- 13:54Speaker 1: I don't see many.
- 14:00Speaker 2: people in anime with fire-based powers being the almighty of
- 14:04Speaker 2: that universe you know you know when the last time
- 14:07Speaker 2: you seen a yoshiha blow the fireball fireball.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Suit oh my god bro every time that was just
- 14:15Speaker 3: a waste of time sasuke stop it nigga like we
- 14:18Speaker 3: good um yeah anybody with fire powers because i think
- 14:22Speaker 3: about it like this like back on some like third
- 14:24Speaker 3: grade science shit Like fire needs like air and all
- 14:27Speaker 3: kinds of other shit to make itself happen. And then
- 14:30Speaker 3: it has to keep kind of reproducing itself by burning
- 14:33Speaker 3: up other things. But for like cold, I feel like
- 14:38Speaker 3: for cold and or water, you know, water is like
- 14:40Speaker 3: the universal solvent for everything. And for cold is absolute nothing.
- 14:45Speaker 3: So you don't need shit. You just already default. You
- 14:49Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? So if a nigga that has
- 14:52Speaker 3: the power over ice, let's say an ice man, or
- 14:54Speaker 3: that captain from, um, from one piece that could control, um, ice.
- 14:59Speaker 2: What was my, um, yeah, I know who you're talking about.
- 15:02Speaker 1: The black guy. Yeah. The black guy.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Um, and I got his Funko right there. I can't
- 15:06Speaker 3: think of his name for shit, but, um, like him,
- 15:10Speaker 3: he wouldn't have to do nothing, but just exist.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Right.
- 15:13Speaker 3: Fire nigga come around. The fusion is going to take
- 15:16Speaker 3: the fire out. The heat is going to go to
- 15:17Speaker 3: the cold and the heat is going to run out first.
- 15:20Speaker 3: I think, cause you got to, make it. You know
- 15:23Speaker 3: what I'm saying? So I feel like ice people are
- 15:25Speaker 3: always stronger. You know, ice or water people are always
- 15:29Speaker 3: stronger than fire.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely ice. I agree with ice.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Once they made Iceman an omega-level mutant, it was talking
- 15:38Speaker 2: about he could freeze people's blood from across the planet. Like, yo,
- 15:43Speaker 2: get out of here. That's broken as fuck. Yeah, let's
- 15:49Speaker 2: pack these fire niggas up, dog.
- 15:50Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? And nobody picked Air. I
- 15:54Speaker 3: feel like on the show, Air was definitely the weakest.
- 15:58Speaker 1: That shit just let niggas fly.
- 16:00Speaker 3: Yeah, it was blowing stuff. Now, I don't know if
- 16:03Speaker 3: you watched that new Avatar movie that popped out on Paramount.
- 16:06Speaker 1: I didn't watch it yet.
- 16:07Speaker 3: It's decent as fuck. They made Air make a little
- 16:10Speaker 3: bit more sense, but it's still like... I'm sticking with Earth.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sticking with water and then my default is earth.
- 16:23Speaker 2: And like, I just feel like there's a way to
- 16:25Speaker 2: beat fire with all of these elements.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Snuff it out.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just like fire not beating earth.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Like fire not... You want some plastic. Right.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Fire not being water unless it's way more fire than
- 16:40Speaker 2: water like in the.
- 16:43Speaker 3: Air you could take well with the air you could
- 16:44Speaker 3: just remove that's what I'm saying you take the air
- 16:47Speaker 3: out and that fire can't even exist suffocating and dying
- 16:50Speaker 3: so pack pack fire up bro yeah alright so that's
- 16:55Speaker 3: alright so that one we cooking we cooking let's make
- 16:58Speaker 3: it more difficult though alright alright fuck you up we're
- 17:03Speaker 3: gonna argue I already know we're going to argue. We're
- 17:09Speaker 3: going to argue so bad. All right, here we go.
- 17:11Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 17:12Speaker 1: All right.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Which team is winning the fight? So for the viewers
- 17:25Speaker 3: at home, let me break it down. Team one is
- 17:28Speaker 3: it man.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Danny.
- 17:30Speaker 3: What's his name?
- 17:31Speaker 1: Danny. Danny. Danny Yen.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Danny Yen and Bruce Lee.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 17:38Speaker 3: The dragon, right?
- 17:39Speaker 1: Right.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Team two is Michael Jai White in his prime and
- 17:44Speaker 3: that white dude that be in everything else. That white
- 17:47Speaker 3: Russian guy. I cannot think of his name for shit.
- 17:51Speaker 3: But he be in mad action movies. He is the
- 17:54Speaker 3: white Michael Jai White, basically. But he always looks like
- 17:58Speaker 3: European and Russian and tough.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Right. Hold on. You can go to the next one.
- 18:08Speaker 1: We'll find his nigga name.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Team three is Jet Li and Jackie Chan. The room
- 18:16Speaker 3: master and the pack a group of niggas up master. Easy.
- 18:23Speaker 3: And the last and final team is my man. Damn,
- 18:31Speaker 3: what's that guy?
- 18:32Speaker 1: What's the name of that? Tony Job. Tony Job.
- 18:36Speaker 3: And the guy from SWAT.
- 18:38Speaker 1: And just to circle back, the guy with Michael Jai
- 18:40Speaker 1: White is Scott Adkins.
- 18:43Speaker 3: Scott Adkins.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
- 18:45Speaker 3: So these are the teams who's winning and why. First
- 18:50Speaker 3: things first, before we even get into it, you can
- 18:54Speaker 3: only pick one team. Who are you choosing?
- 18:59Speaker 1: All right, so let's break down scenarios.
- 19:01Speaker 3: All right? No, you got to pick first, and then
- 19:04Speaker 3: we're going scenario. All right, cool.
- 19:07Speaker 1: All right, cool. I'm going with Tony John, my boy.
- 19:11Speaker 1: I'm going with them. They put everybody else to sleep.
- 19:18Speaker 1: It's a wrap.
- 19:18Speaker 3: All right, I'm dead ass. Dead ass, bro. I'm torn.
- 19:24Speaker 3: I'm really torn. I'm really torn. But I got to
- 19:27Speaker 3: pick if I dead ass just have to pick. I'm
- 19:35Speaker 3: going I'm going Wing Chun, bro. I'm going man and
- 19:38Speaker 3: Bruce Lee.
- 19:38Speaker 1: That's it. I did. I'm not going to argue with that. Like, look,
- 19:43Speaker 1: it was this is hard, man.
- 19:45Speaker 3: Because this one is hard as fuck. Yo, no cap.
- 19:48Speaker 2: Like, cause of course I love Donnie Yen and Bruce
- 19:50Speaker 2: Lee like and Jet Li and uh fucking Jackie Chan
- 19:55Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying that's who I was torn
- 19:57Speaker 2: between yeah that's who I was torn between I respect
- 20:01Speaker 2: Michael John White, but I know that he's legit.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 20:06Speaker 2: I don't know how legit Scott Adkins is as far
- 20:10Speaker 2: as an actual fight. I'm not thinking about movie fighting.
- 20:13Speaker 2: I mean, I've seen Umbach. I've seen what was the
- 20:18Speaker 2: shit that the other dude was in.
- 20:21Speaker 1: What is it? Fuck. What movies was that guy in?
- 20:25Speaker 1: Adkins being mad stuff.
- 20:27Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm about to say untouchables. The undispensables, you know.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Yeah, the expendables, expendables. Yeah, and I know he did
- 20:41Speaker 1: a couple of the never back downs, I think.
- 20:44Speaker 2: What was the joint when it started off with the...
- 20:50Speaker 2: I can't remember this name It started off Damn I'ma
- 20:54Speaker 2: just look This nigga movies up Cause Yeah I need
- 20:57Speaker 2: some real.
- 20:59Speaker 3: But yeah we know They fight in style And that's
- 21:01Speaker 3: why I said That's why Whoever put this together They
- 21:04Speaker 3: did a good job Cause everybody is similar You know
- 21:06Speaker 3: what I'm saying Yeah And so I'ma go through Let's
- 21:10Speaker 3: talk about Niggas specialties right So Right It Man Is
- 21:14Speaker 3: going to hit you Speed 4,000 times Yep Speed My
- 21:18Speaker 3: nigga you don't even have time to react to this
- 21:21Speaker 3: nigga and do something. Cause he hits you 40 times in, in,
- 21:26Speaker 3: in 20 seconds.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Right. Right.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Bruce Lee was just broken. If y'all ever watch a
- 21:31Speaker 3: Bruce Lee movie, he kills everybody in one hit.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Right.
- 21:34Speaker 3: One kick, one punch, one nunchuck. And that person does
- 21:38Speaker 3: not get up again. So he's, he's the king of
- 21:42Speaker 3: killing a hundred niggas by himself.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not gonna... So I just need to ask
- 21:47Speaker 2: you a question. So we're taking it at face value, right? Like,
- 21:51Speaker 2: we're taking it as far as Ipaman and then Bruce Lee,
- 21:55Speaker 2: his student, right? We're taking it as the guy from
- 21:58Speaker 2: Umbach and the dude from, like, The Raid or whatever.
- 22:01Speaker 1: All right, so then I'm gonna change my answer, dog.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Like, fucking Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee were mythical creatures
- 22:08Speaker 2: back in that movie, so they waxed and.
- 22:10Speaker 3: No, no, not in the movie at the end, nigga.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:12Speaker 3: We're not doing that. The fuck? I would have picked
- 22:15Speaker 3: them niggas too then. We're not doing that. This nigga
- 22:18Speaker 3: tried to cheat so bad. What the fuck?
- 22:22Speaker 1: That's why I asked the question. No, nigga.
- 22:25Speaker 3: No, we are not doing that.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Alright, cool. My answer stands.
- 22:30Speaker 3: What the fuck? Alright, Michael Jai White and Atkins. Shitty
- 22:36Speaker 3: action movies. Bad one-liners.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Um.
- 22:41Speaker 3: They don't take no damage for real.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Nah, and it's a gang of those movies too. Like
- 22:47Speaker 1: these niggas stay working.
- 22:48Speaker 3: They took over for Steven Seagal. You know what I'm saying? So, and, and, and, uh, uh,
- 22:52Speaker 3: what's your name? Thank you. You know exactly who I
- 22:55Speaker 3: was talking about. So I don't know. They out the
- 23:00Speaker 3: loop for me. I'm good on these niggas.
- 23:01Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. Yeah. Yeah.
- 23:03Speaker 3: Now, the mythical Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Jet Li
- 23:07Speaker 3: is the master. He perfected beating up an army of
- 23:11Speaker 3: niggas and making that shit look fire.
- 23:14Speaker 1: It's easy. Yeah.
- 23:16Speaker 3: Literally had you scared of Asian niggas. Like if you
- 23:18Speaker 3: if an Asian dude was walking in the middle of
- 23:20Speaker 3: the night. You gonna think two times about robbing him.
- 23:23Speaker 3: You be like, you know what?
- 23:24Speaker 1: Especially with that, especially with that short build, this, like,
- 23:28Speaker 1: fit short build.
- 23:29Speaker 3: Like, you knew, like, he gonna kick me in my shit. Like,
- 23:33Speaker 3: you walk up on him, like, yo, run that shit, bro.
- 23:35Speaker 3: And he slap both of his thighs. Oh, yeah, never mind, bro.
- 23:39Speaker 1: You got it.
- 23:40Speaker 3: And then Jackie Chan, we discussed this before. All Jackie
- 23:44Speaker 3: need is a room of stuff.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 23:46Speaker 3: If he's in a room with stuff... You might get
- 23:50Speaker 3: fucked up, like, real bad.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Chances are high that he's fucking you up in Home Depot. Like, yo.
- 23:56Speaker 3: What?
- 23:56Speaker 1: Yeah, like, it's a chance. A Lowe's?
- 23:59Speaker 3: A BJ's or something?
- 24:00Speaker 1: Nigga, you're cooked. You don't even know where he's at. Yeah,
- 24:04Speaker 1: don't fight him in the food court. Don't fight him
- 24:06Speaker 1: anywhere where there's shit, nigga. You need to fight him
- 24:09Speaker 1: in an empty warehouse. Football field. Something like that.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Yeah, old meadow. I don't want nothing around that he
- 24:16Speaker 3: could pick up and throw a roll, a jump over
- 24:19Speaker 3: on me, bro.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Yep.
- 24:21Speaker 3: And then, all right, Tony Jaa. This nigga elbows and
- 24:25Speaker 3: knees are indestructible.
- 24:30Speaker 2: I think that he's probably one of the only few
- 24:34Speaker 2: people on this list that... One hit seems so devastating
- 24:40Speaker 2: where other people's hits are accumulation of multiple hits. Yeah,
- 24:46Speaker 2: multiple hits. Oh, yeah, he got hit 30 times. I
- 24:48Speaker 2: see why he unconscious. Tony Jaa elbow him in the
- 24:52Speaker 2: top of the dome. I see why he's dead.
- 24:54Speaker 3: He's hurt. Yeah, he's not getting up forever. Like he
- 24:57Speaker 3: jumped off the elephant elbow and knee first into the man.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:01Speaker 3: That man, like, clavicle broke, ribs broke. You know what
- 25:05Speaker 3: I'm saying? Like, he's injuring niggas real bad.
- 25:08Speaker 1: And it looked like it hurt. It looked like it hurt.
- 25:10Speaker 1: He jumped off a platform and grabbed the back of
- 25:14Speaker 1: his legs and just straight double-kneed into a nigga's body
- 25:17Speaker 1: through a window. Like, come on, man. Like, who does that?
- 25:22Speaker 3: Yo, man, when he came out, bro, I was like, dog,
- 25:25Speaker 3: he is next up. Like, he is the one.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Yo.
- 25:29Speaker 2: And he had Jackie Chan backing him. If I'm not mistaken,
- 25:35Speaker 2: Umbach and all that stuff, Jackie Chan put him on.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Yeah, he was producing them.
- 25:41Speaker 3: Now, your man from The Raid, he go hard, too.
- 25:44Speaker 3: He be going through a lot in his movies. Every
- 25:47Speaker 3: time I see him in something, he has to go
- 25:50Speaker 3: through a lot to accomplish the goal.
- 25:52Speaker 2: All of the fights that I've seen him in remind
- 25:56Speaker 2: me of old boy. Like, with the hammer in the hallway,
- 26:00Speaker 2: a bunch of niggas, they fucking him up, he fucking
- 26:02Speaker 2: them up.
- 26:02Speaker 3: He's like John Wick of Asia.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. All right.
- 26:08Speaker 3: So that's the breakdown. So we respect everybody here. But
- 26:12Speaker 3: let's get into the explanation as to why we chose
- 26:14Speaker 3: the teams we chose, bro. Like, what you thinking, cuz?
- 26:18Speaker 2: I'm sticking with my first answer, dog. Tony Jaa is
- 26:22Speaker 2: going to last.
- 26:23Speaker 1: The only question is if Jackie Chan's in a Home Depot. Like,
- 26:28Speaker 1: if he's out in the field, like, he's going to
- 26:31Speaker 1: get hit and it's going to hurt.
- 26:33Speaker 2: And he's going to not want to keep getting hit
- 26:35Speaker 2: that way. The guy from the rate.
- 26:38Speaker 3: 27-pound bag of pedigree.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Yeah, like, then he's probably going to win. At least
- 26:43Speaker 1: take one of my niggas out.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Like, you know what I'm saying? But, And the Ray guy,
- 26:49Speaker 2: he's durable. Like, he takes mad damage. He takes a
- 26:52Speaker 2: lot of damage, bro. And he keeps fighting just as
- 26:53Speaker 2: hard as if he hadn't been hurt. So, I think
- 26:56Speaker 2: it'll come down to who can take the most damage.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Stamina and endurance.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:01Speaker 3: So, yeah, you got a good... Your team is a
- 27:02Speaker 3: good mix of offense and defense. So, you're going to
- 27:05Speaker 3: come off hard, boom, boom, boom. And then, if a
- 27:09Speaker 3: push comes to shove, you got a nigga with infinite
- 27:11Speaker 3: stamina that can still get back up if it get real.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Right.
- 27:15Speaker 3: My team... It's a little different because... I don't remember
- 27:20Speaker 3: these niggas getting hit like that in my movies. Bruce
- 27:24Speaker 3: Lee used to take damage, but he was never... It
- 27:28Speaker 3: was never vital.
- 27:30Speaker 1: No, he's never been hit and then, like, struggled. I
- 27:32Speaker 1: think what... What was it? Uh... Kadeem Olajuwon.
- 27:37Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, he kicked him.
- 27:40Speaker 1: When he kicked him, that was the hardest I've ever
- 27:41Speaker 1: seen that nigga in 30 movies.
- 27:42Speaker 3: Yeah, that little music kick. And then when he caught
- 27:45Speaker 3: the little Wolverine claw slasher across the chest. But he
- 27:49Speaker 3: was fighting right through that.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was aura farming, nigga. He took that shit.
- 27:53Speaker 1: He looked at it, rubbed the blood, licked that shit.
- 27:56Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, you powered that nigga up.
- 27:59Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks. And then It Man. He's too precise, man.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 28:06Speaker 3: He dodging, he not getting hit, but he giving hits
- 28:10Speaker 3: all day. And he like furniture too.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Nope.
- 28:13Speaker 3: You can't fight him in a dining room.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Nah.
- 28:16Speaker 3: My favorite scene was when he was on that spinning table.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, come on, bro.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Like, come on, son.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Like.
- 28:23Speaker 3: Nobody's fucking with that for real.
- 28:25Speaker 2: It's really going to come down to like finesse and tanks.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Like that's what it's going to come down to because
- 28:31Speaker 2: my guys are tanky. They're going through the table. They're
- 28:33Speaker 2: going to kick the table and break it. They're going
- 28:36Speaker 2: to go so they can get to it. And Bruce
- 28:38Speaker 2: Lee and Ip Man are going to try to finesse
- 28:40Speaker 2: their way to a victory.
- 28:42Speaker 3: They're going to try their best not to get hit.
- 28:44Speaker 3: They're going to dodge, juke. But they're all offense though.
- 28:48Speaker 3: They're all offense, bro. Damn, this is tough. The other
- 28:54Speaker 3: three teams is packing up. Michael John White and Atkins, though.
- 28:58Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not off.
- 29:01Speaker 2: And it's crazy to say that because those two are
- 29:04Speaker 2: the biggest people here. Like, they're the biggest guys by
- 29:07Speaker 2: a lot, probably by 100 pounds.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Like, just keeping it real.
- 29:11Speaker 3: So in real life, punch for punch, Michael John White
- 29:14Speaker 3: is really probably packing up everybody.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:18Speaker 3: But... Yeah.
- 29:19Speaker 1: We're talking about movies, bro.
- 29:21Speaker 3: We're talking about real life.
- 29:23Speaker 1: And the skills that we saw.
- 29:25Speaker 3: On display.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Even if it was choreographed.
- 29:29Speaker 3: I don't see none of the characters standing up to
- 29:31Speaker 3: them 400 punches to the face.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Matter of fact, all of these guys have movies where
- 29:37Speaker 2: they have guys the stature of Atkins and... and Michael
- 29:41Speaker 2: Jai Watt just to show how ill they are.
- 29:44Speaker 3: Right, just to pack them up real quick and show you,
- 29:46Speaker 3: oh yeah, this little guy is a monster, you know
- 29:48Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
- 29:49Speaker 2: Yeah, so in my brain canon, they beat a thousand
- 29:52Speaker 2: of them already, so that's not the fight that we
- 29:54Speaker 2: need to see.
- 29:55Speaker 3: Alright, so then last thing with this subject then is.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Our teams are going against each other. All right, we'll
- 30:06Speaker 3: do two scenarios, make it even out. A fully empty warehouse,
- 30:11Speaker 3: just the roof and the walls.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Okay. Right?
- 30:15Speaker 3: One way in, one way out. And second scenario would
- 30:19Speaker 3: be the same warehouse, but it's a Lowe's or Home Depot.
- 30:24Speaker 1: Okay.
- 30:25Speaker 3: All right, so scenario one, our team's fight.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 30:29Speaker 3: How is it going down?
- 30:32Speaker 2: All right, well, first off, Ip Man is always the pacifist.
- 30:36Speaker 2: He don't want to fight these niggas. You know what
- 30:38Speaker 2: I'm saying? He's going to try to talk. Bruce Lee
- 30:41Speaker 2: going at it right away. He's going to fucking... Goku.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 30:45Speaker 3: Who's the strongest one here?
- 30:47Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. So it's going
- 30:49Speaker 1: to be him and Tony John. Tony John's going at
- 30:52Speaker 1: it immediately. Yeah, yeah.
- 30:53Speaker 3: They're going to see each other and be like, I
- 30:56Speaker 3: got this to the partner. You know what I'm saying?
- 30:58Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 30:59Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, I think Ip Man and
- 31:02Speaker 3: the boy from The Raid are both going to fall
- 31:04Speaker 3: back and let them niggas cook.
- 31:07Speaker 1: It might just be a one-v-one. It might just be
- 31:10Speaker 1: a one-v-one.
- 31:14Speaker 3: And that's going to be a fucking thumper, yo. The
- 31:17Speaker 3: only thing is, I don't know if Bruce Lee could
- 31:19Speaker 3: truly take a hit because he never takes a hit.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Not a real one.
- 31:23Speaker 2: Not the ones that Tony Jogg would be throwing.
- 31:27Speaker 1: He'd be getting injured.
- 31:29Speaker 3: That nigga be in his movies. He'd be falling from shit.
- 31:32Speaker 3: He'd be getting hurt. But if he hits Bruce Lee
- 31:35Speaker 3: with one of them bows and knees at the same
- 31:37Speaker 3: time and put him in the middle, that's going to
- 31:40Speaker 3: be a problem.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:41Speaker 3: That's going to be the problem, bro.
- 31:43Speaker 2: It's going to come down to durability because I don't
- 31:45Speaker 2: think there's a world where.
- 31:48Speaker 1: everybody doesn't hit everyone. You know what I'm saying?
- 31:50Speaker 2: It's going to be who can take it, who can
- 31:53Speaker 2: take it the best.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Because, you know, I think Bruce Lee was great, like, before,
- 31:58Speaker 1: you know, in his day.
- 32:00Speaker 2: Like, I think that he's the forefather of us in, like,
- 32:04Speaker 2: really respecting martial arts and stuff like that. I just,
- 32:08Speaker 2: you know, how much of that is hype? or nostalgia
- 32:14Speaker 2: at this point. Like, like we take it to Biggie
- 32:17Speaker 2: and Pac, right? Like how many recent 20, 25-year-olds got
- 32:23Speaker 2: them niggas.
- 32:23Speaker 1: In their top 10, top five? Like, yo, you, yeah. Like, yo,
- 32:27Speaker 1: these niggas been dead 30 years, dog. Like, yo, what
- 32:30Speaker 1: are we talking about right now? But, you know, I
- 32:34Speaker 1: respect him. So he, I.
- 32:36Speaker 2: Say that he's a, he's going to take an L,
- 32:41Speaker 2: but it'll be high def.
- 32:44Speaker 1: I think that Tony John would get them.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Okay.
- 32:49Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I can't even fight that.
- 32:51Speaker 3: I agree. I'm with you. Cause again, Bruce was a monster,
- 32:54Speaker 3: but my problem, even as a kid watching his movies,
- 32:58Speaker 3: I was like, why are they dead already? He just
- 33:00Speaker 3: kicked him one time. That dude. And that's how closely
- 33:04Speaker 3: I will watch. I'm looking for the exact guy. He
- 33:06Speaker 3: flew over into that corner and he'll still be laying
- 33:09Speaker 3: in that corner. I'm like, oh, he never got he
- 33:12Speaker 3: never got up again. Like, damn, at least Jet Li
- 33:15Speaker 3: and Jackie Chan, when he was fighting groups.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Six dudes. But the six dudes are going like, ah,
- 33:22Speaker 3: and then they're going to get up and then try again.
- 33:24Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? So we fight in those
- 33:25Speaker 3: same six dudes for 10 minutes. Bruce was just, wah, wah, wah, wah.
- 33:32Speaker 3: And everybody was dying. And I'm like, he's ranking 45
- 33:35Speaker 3: niggas in 30 seconds. And then, God forbid, he got
- 33:39Speaker 3: his hands on some nunchucks.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. What?
- 33:43Speaker 3: One nunchuck knock and they was finished, finished. Like, you're
- 33:47Speaker 3: not getting back. Mind you, I never got hit by
- 33:50Speaker 3: a nunchuck and I don't want to.
- 33:52Speaker 1: I don't know what that feels like.
- 33:55Speaker 2: I've actually held, like, real nunchucks, and nah, nah, I
- 34:00Speaker 2: wouldn't get up if I got hit in the head
- 34:01Speaker 2: with them shits. Like, there's no way. There's no way. Like, yo,
- 34:04Speaker 2: that's like getting hit with a police baton. But it's
- 34:07Speaker 2: just got to.
- 34:08Speaker 3: More momentum on it.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, nah, dog.
- 34:12Speaker 2: Like, that would change my results if they had weapons.
- 34:17Speaker 3: If they had the access to they shit, yeah.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:19Speaker 2: Yeah, because give Tony Jaa a knife or whatever you
- 34:23Speaker 2: want to use. Like, if he gets some nunchucks, I,
- 34:26Speaker 2: in my head, he is God with them shits.
- 34:29Speaker 1: And, like, you can't really do nothing. All right.
- 34:31Speaker 3: So, yeah, I'm with you. I think Tony Jaa is
- 34:33Speaker 3: going to pack Bruce Lee. It's not going to be easy,
- 34:35Speaker 3: but I think he's going to come out victorious. He's
- 34:38Speaker 3: not going to be in a good enough condition to
- 34:42Speaker 3: assist with the Ray dude.
- 34:44Speaker 1: Nah.
- 34:45Speaker 3: So when they finally step up to the plate, this
- 34:47Speaker 3: is how I'm seeing it going. Ray dude fighting style
- 34:50Speaker 3: too sloppy for it, man, bro. He not going to
- 34:53Speaker 3: touch him at all. He's juking every, he going to
- 34:57Speaker 3: hit him with the crouch attack, hit the dragon.
- 35:00Speaker 1: You don't think he going to get a hit at all?
- 35:02Speaker 3: No, no, he'll hit him. Like, you know what I'm saying?
- 35:04Speaker 3: But I think his style is so overt that it
- 35:07Speaker 3: man going to be like, hmm, hmm. on something like
- 35:10Speaker 3: Neo from the Matrix, one hand, you know what I'm saying?
- 35:13Speaker 3: And then when you, all right, man, I'm tired of this.
- 35:16Speaker 4: And then the nigga's going to be like, you know
- 35:19Speaker 4: what I'm saying? And man, not having it. That's where
- 35:23Speaker 4: I'm at with that. I think he is going to
- 35:25Speaker 4: beat this dude down. He's going to beat him out
- 35:28Speaker 4: of his raid gear.
- 35:29Speaker 2: OK, so I'm not going to argue with you about
- 35:33Speaker 2: that because, yes, I've seen him fight.
- 35:35Speaker 1: It's not at all as structured.
- 35:38Speaker 2: As like he's a he's a brawler that knows martial arts.
- 35:42Speaker 3: Like niggas, whatever it takes to live. That's what he's
- 35:45Speaker 3: going to do.
- 35:47Speaker 1: So I can see the beginning of the fight is
- 35:50Speaker 1: starting that way.
- 35:50Speaker 2: It man, just seeing all the flaws and stuff like that.
- 35:53Speaker 2: But do you think that it's a possibility that the
- 35:57Speaker 2: raid guys durability is going to catch this nigga off guard?
- 36:02Speaker 2: Some shit that he hit regular niggas with to put.
- 36:04Speaker 1: Them out of the gang.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Taking them out. Yeah. Right. And that would be the
- 36:08Speaker 3: only thing like, let's say it man's fists get more
- 36:13Speaker 3: damage than dudes.
- 36:15Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 36:15Speaker 3: Like, do this beat. Like, he bleeding from the head.
- 36:17Speaker 3: But he's not giving up. But he's still fighting. And it, man,
- 36:21Speaker 3: fists is swole up now. Like, damn, I can't even
- 36:24Speaker 3: punch this motherfucker no more. You know what I'm saying?
- 36:28Speaker 3: That will be the way. That will be the only
- 36:29Speaker 3: way that Rage Man can do it.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
- 36:34Speaker 2: I think it would be one-one. I think it would
- 36:36Speaker 2: be a draw. Now, if you switched it up, I
- 36:40Speaker 2: think that.
- 36:42Speaker 1: I think.
- 36:44Speaker 2: Tony Jaa beats Bruce Lee, I think Tony Jaa loses
- 36:50Speaker 2: to Ip Man. And I think Raid guy loses to
- 36:53Speaker 2: Bruce Lee. So if Tony Jaa doesn't fight Bruce Lee,
- 36:56Speaker 2: I think that their team loses to Zap.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Yeah, Raid dude is the weak link over there. Yeah, yeah.
- 37:04Speaker 3: But it's the weak link over there.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:08Speaker 3: I think that's how that would go down. Y'all let
- 37:10Speaker 3: us know what y'all think, man. This is our opinions
- 37:13Speaker 3: and shit. I want y'all to chime in and let
- 37:15Speaker 3: us know what y'all think in them comments and share
- 37:17Speaker 3: it with your people so we can hear their opinions too.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Well, yeah. All right. How you think?
- 37:22Speaker 3: You think we put that one to bed?
- 37:24Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She wrapped up in the Snuggie.
- 37:28Speaker 3: All right.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Boom. That was a good one.
- 37:30Speaker 3: I knew that one was going to be on bullshit. Right.
- 37:32Speaker 1: All right.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's do an easier one since that one
- 37:37Speaker 3: This one is going to be a little bit easy.
- 37:40Speaker 1: All right.
- 37:40Speaker 3: So what it's asking is. What would you rather be?
- 37:49Speaker 3: Would you rather be a saying? A ninja from the
- 37:54Speaker 3: Naruto universe, a pirate from the One Piece universe, a
- 37:58Speaker 3: mage from fairy fairy tale. a Shinigami from Bleach, a
- 38:05Speaker 3: Titan from Attack on Titan, a Pokemon from Pokemon, or
- 38:09Speaker 3: a Hunter from Hunter x Hunter.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Let's get the trash out of here right now. So
- 38:17Speaker 2: I'm throwing... Shit, I'm throwing Titan away. I'm throwing Pokemon away.
- 38:20Speaker 2: I'm throwing Hunter away. And I'm throwing Ninja away. And
- 38:24Speaker 2: I'm fucking... I'll probably throw Pirate of the Ray too.
- 38:27Speaker 2: There's only really three real answers for me here.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Like....
- 38:32Speaker 3: Damn, you don't respect men, nigga?
- 38:35Speaker 1: I do in their verse. But like... Some of them
- 38:40Speaker 1: niggas is broken. Fuck you talking about? Yeah. I ain't
- 38:42Speaker 1: saying that.
- 38:43Speaker 3: That was eating niggas was fucking me up.
- 38:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:47Speaker 3: That's what made me watch that show. That shit was
- 38:51Speaker 3: way deep in the episodes. And that nigga just saw that.
- 38:54Speaker 3: He just... And I was like, what the fuck?
- 38:56Speaker 2: All right, for shits and giggles, I'm just going to
- 38:59Speaker 2: throw away Titan and Pokemon because.
- 39:01Speaker 1: Why, nigga?
- 39:02Speaker 3: That's because you disrespected a lot of shows right there, yo.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Look, I'm just saying, man, you have Shimogami, you have
- 39:10Speaker 2: Saiyan here.
- 39:11Speaker 1: Like, first off... It's just as viable.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Ninjas is viable to who you know how many there's
- 39:17Speaker 2: six dope ninjas and the rest of them are fodder
- 39:21Speaker 2: like yo you what you what you think is going
- 39:24Speaker 2: on over there yo Well.
- 39:25Speaker 3: I'm only talking about Itachi and Madara. I don't know.
- 39:29Speaker 3: When I say ninja, I'm talking about the ones.
- 39:31Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 39:32Speaker 3: About these other niggas.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Take ninja out and just put Ushiha. Like, this one
- 39:37Speaker 1: is Ushiha. That's it, yo.
- 39:39Speaker 3: I ain't never talking about them regular niggas.
- 39:42Speaker 1: I don't know. Yo, bro.
- 39:43Speaker 3: Yo, fucking Keke Ginkai sucks, nigga.
- 39:47Speaker 1: I'll back you up.
- 39:48Speaker 2: Yo, niggas be like– all right, first off, we've got
- 39:51Speaker 2: to hop out of– the realm of possibilities right so
- 40:01Speaker 2: ninjas they're not saying you're gonna be a top tier
- 40:05Speaker 2: ninja like they're not saying that like you you have
- 40:08Speaker 2: the ability maybe to be somebody that people would tell
- 40:13Speaker 2: stories about right like that doesn't mean that you're gonna be.
- 40:17Speaker 3: One see i'm always gonna imagine if i'm in some
- 40:20Speaker 3: shit i'm the one nigga i'm i'm i'm the main
- 40:24Speaker 3: character Great.
- 40:26Speaker 2: Everyone's the main character in their life until they die.
- 40:29Speaker 1: You'll be like, wait.
- 40:31Speaker 3: So I'm going to be a ninja. I'm going to
- 40:34Speaker 3: be the best ninja in.
- 40:36Speaker 1: The universe, nigga.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Cool, cool. And then, like, One Piece too risky. Like,
- 40:42Speaker 2: they're too risky, dog. There's so many trash devil fruits
- 40:45Speaker 2: out there. Like, you about to be a seahorse.
- 40:48Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? If you don't get a Lagia...
- 40:52Speaker 3: Fuck it.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Don't. That's it, nigga.
- 40:54Speaker 3: I'm good. Like, I'm good. But even though they have introduced,
- 40:58Speaker 3: they got the tears to the fruit now.
- 41:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
- 41:02Speaker 3: The longer you use the ability, now you get new shit.
- 41:06Speaker 3: The Honda to the Acura now. But it's not.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Even the longer you use the ability, it's the more
- 41:12Speaker 2: shit that you've been through that.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Unlocks the other shit.
- 41:16Speaker 2: So that means you have to be out there fighting
- 41:19Speaker 2: niggas to the death with your whack power to upgrade
- 41:23Speaker 2: to the more.
- 41:24Speaker 3: You would be doing that, though. Yeah, but I'm... I know, but...
- 41:27Speaker 3: I know, but.
- 41:36Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Thank you. Oh, here we go. I'm sorry. Oh, shit. Yeah.
- 41:45Speaker 2: But the thing is, you're not Luffy, yo. You're gonna die. Like,
- 41:51Speaker 2: you're gonna actually die.
- 41:55Speaker 3: Like, you're gonna actually die. But the pirates is decent
- 41:59Speaker 3: in they shit, though.
- 42:01Speaker 1: No they not man like you realize everybody you realize
- 42:06Speaker 1: every person on the ship that gets cut in half
- 42:10Speaker 1: by Mihawk was a pirate like you could.
- 42:13Speaker 3: Be Eddie again bro I'm only talking about Yonko's and
- 42:17Speaker 3: up nigga why would I be a regular nigga I'm
- 42:19Speaker 3: never gonna I'm never we gotta eliminate that I'm never
- 42:22Speaker 3: gonna be some regular shit in somebody's.
- 42:24Speaker 2: Show okay so we're only going up an echelon and
- 42:27Speaker 2: I didn't well this is the best of the best
- 42:29Speaker 2: Okay then, we're then saying, there's nothing up here that's
- 42:32Speaker 2: beating a saying.
- 42:35Speaker 3: Yo, I'm sitting here like, why the fuck are we even, nigga,
- 42:40Speaker 3: a saying is it. The lowest level of, I'm talking
- 42:45Speaker 3: about Bardock, nigga, like, there's nothing none of these niggas
- 42:49Speaker 3: could do to me.
- 42:50Speaker 1: There was a reason why Freeza was ruling over the
- 42:55Speaker 1: Saiyans because you could send a couple of them to
- 42:57Speaker 1: a planet and it's a.
- 42:58Speaker 3: Wrap for that planet.
- 43:01Speaker 1: These are the base models, nigga. This isn't no upper echelon.
- 43:05Speaker 1: The base model Saiyan is watching most of these verses.
- 43:09Speaker 3: I'm talking about no type of power up. Black hair only.
- 43:13Speaker 3: Green armor.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. With the tail wrapped around their waist.
- 43:21Speaker 3: All of this. Let me go down. Let me go
- 43:23Speaker 3: down the line. Why I said, cause I don't even
- 43:25Speaker 3: know what we was like, nigga. It was no need
- 43:29Speaker 3: to have the rest of the car, but for shits
- 43:32Speaker 3: and giggles, we'll have the rest of the conversation. Let
- 43:34Speaker 3: me tell you, I'm not choosing the Titan. Cause you
- 43:37Speaker 3: got to injure yourself. Fucking even activate my power. I
- 43:41Speaker 3: don't like that. I don't know why I got to
- 43:42Speaker 3: bleed to activate my shit.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Regular humans was fucking them up. No, they was never
- 43:48Speaker 1: an option. Even if you could do that shit, even
- 43:50Speaker 1: if you could do that shit by snapping your finger,
- 43:52Speaker 1: you was just a Titan. It didn't hurt. Like, yo,
- 43:55Speaker 1: there's no world. I want to be one.
- 43:56Speaker 3: And then just my luck, even though I am the
- 44:00Speaker 3: one in the show, I would end up with the
- 44:03Speaker 3: fucking cart Titan, that ugly one with the long ass face.
- 44:07Speaker 3: And I will be mad as fuck. That was my Titan.
- 44:11Speaker 2: No, but in your scenario, you pick. So you get
- 44:15Speaker 2: to pick what Titan it is.
- 44:17Speaker 3: At least. There's still a shitty... I'm good. I hate
- 44:21Speaker 3: the Attack on Titan world anyway. I don't want to
- 44:23Speaker 3: live there at all. It's racism. It's everything America is
- 44:29Speaker 3: with monsters.
- 44:30Speaker 1: Nah. I'm good.
- 44:32Speaker 3: Pokemon? No, bro, because the trainers aren't shit. The trainers
- 44:38Speaker 3: can't do a damn thing. Made that shit strong as fuck.
- 44:42Speaker 3: The trainers are ass.
- 44:45Speaker 1: They are human beings.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Only trainer that I would accept in Pokemon if I
- 44:51Speaker 2: had to is Ash, because that nigga's superhuman.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Like, that's the only reason.
- 44:54Speaker 3: He got plot armor. Yeah, nah, this nigga.
- 44:57Speaker 2: Picked up a two-ton Pokemon and threw that nigga across
- 45:01Speaker 2: the fucking plane.
- 45:02Speaker 1: He fighting Mewtwo.
- 45:03Speaker 2: This nigga had to put a force field up, because
- 45:05Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I can't get hit by this
- 45:07Speaker 2: superhuman-ass regular human.
- 45:09Speaker 1: I'm dead.
- 45:10Speaker 3: So that's what I'm saying. In Pokemon, if it ain't
- 45:12Speaker 3: Mew or Mewtwo, I don't even know what the fuck
- 45:15Speaker 3: we talking about, nigga.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Like.
- 45:17Speaker 2: yeah nah nah I mean nah we shouldn't be talking
- 45:20Speaker 2: about Pokemon cause that's not a choice.
- 45:23Speaker 3: For me yeah now Hunter Hunter let me tell you
- 45:26Speaker 3: why I was out on this cause Hunter Hunter was
- 45:28Speaker 3: technically anime Jumanji yeah them niggas went into a game
- 45:35Speaker 3: console I'm still confused as who made it. Did the
- 45:42Speaker 3: nigga dad make it? I don't know.
- 45:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was Jing. I think Jing made it.
- 45:45Speaker 3: You feel me? And their powers are dope. I do
- 45:48Speaker 3: respect how difficult and complicated Nin is on the show.
- 45:52Speaker 1: I do like the variety. I do.
- 45:55Speaker 3: I like that. But... Like, there was the gay Joker nigga.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Oh, Hisoka. Right.
- 46:02Speaker 3: He a beast.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Oh, he a monster.
- 46:05Speaker 3: Because he utilizes it. That's the thing I think I
- 46:08Speaker 3: like about the show is that they utilize their powers
- 46:10Speaker 3: in smart ways. Like, yeah, you shot at me, but
- 46:14Speaker 3: I caught it in my gum gum. and then I
- 46:16Speaker 3: shot it back at you double speed, but you thought
- 46:18Speaker 3: you was going to get away, but I got you
- 46:20Speaker 3: stuck to the ground with my gum gum, or whatever
- 46:22Speaker 3: the fuck he call this. You know what I'm saying?
- 46:23Speaker 1: Yeah, budgie gum, budgie gum.
- 46:25Speaker 3: Yeah, and now you're packed up. And then when the
- 46:27Speaker 3: impact of that shit hits you, you fly back, and
- 46:30Speaker 3: then you bringing him back, and then you going right
- 46:32Speaker 3: into this nigga fist. I'm like, oh, they fight smart
- 46:35Speaker 3: on that shit.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:37Speaker 3: But if the Dragon Ball nuke gets dropped, nigga.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Yeah, just, I don't understand why niggas add Dragon Ball
- 46:43Speaker 2: to anything.
- 46:44Speaker 1: Like, leave these niggas alone.
- 46:46Speaker 3: Like, don't put Dragon Ball on a plane, yo.
- 46:50Speaker 1: Yeah, then they could be like, oh, but what about
- 46:52Speaker 1: the niggas in Genjutsu and Naruto? Nigga, who say that
- 46:55Speaker 1: shit work? Like, yo, let's just say, like, okay, you
- 46:58Speaker 1: put this nigga Goku or.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Vegeta in Genjutsu, and then this nigga freaking.
- 47:03Speaker 1: Out and panicking, and he charge up.
- 47:04Speaker 3: Yeah, he just charge up.
- 47:07Speaker 1: Yeah like nah yeah.
- 47:09Speaker 2: There's no good who's fast enough to stop any of
- 47:13Speaker 2: them niggas like yo nobody in none of these verses
- 47:15Speaker 2: is fast enough to stop a saying especially an upper
- 47:19Speaker 2: echelon saying that's crazy talk.
- 47:22Speaker 3: Yeah mages i'm out because after black clover came out
- 47:28Speaker 3: i kind of didn't give a fuck about fairy tale
- 47:30Speaker 3: i like the way black clover handled it better I
- 47:34Speaker 3: could see that. They had their own powers and then
- 47:36Speaker 3: Black Clover, they was, you know, stuck to their books.
- 47:39Speaker 1: Yeah. Their grimoires. Yeah.
- 47:40Speaker 3: But it was like similar, you know, thing.
- 47:43Speaker 1: It was, it was similar. Yeah. It was very similar.
- 47:45Speaker 3: And I just like the way, I think I like
- 47:46Speaker 3: the way they use the powers better on Black Clover versus, uh,
- 47:50Speaker 3: the mages. Cause like, um, what's my man name? Um, Natsu,
- 47:57Speaker 3: like fire to like, uh, nigga. Nah, I'm good.
- 48:02Speaker 1: Right.
- 48:03Speaker 3: Um, Pirates. Pirates versus ninjas is a thing on the
- 48:07Speaker 3: internet already anyway.
- 48:10Speaker 1: Right. It's a thing. Yeah, yeah.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Like we said, we can't control the devil fruit. And
- 48:19Speaker 3: you can't go in the water.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Yeah, dark.
- 48:23Speaker 3: That's a fucked up weakness.
- 48:27Speaker 2: It's a fucked up weakness, but it's even worse because
- 48:31Speaker 2: if you're a pirate, you can't avoid the weakness.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Like, that's... Yo, like, that's crazy.
- 48:39Speaker 2: I'm allergic to shellfish, but I only can eat shellfish
- 48:43Speaker 2: because that's all that's around me.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Like, get the fuck out of here.
- 48:47Speaker 3: They really nerf niggas on One Piece like that because
- 48:50Speaker 3: of that right there.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:51Speaker 3: Stone is a thing, so... Alright, so then that moves
- 48:54Speaker 3: us up to ninjas. And when I think ninja, I'm
- 48:57Speaker 3: immediately watching Madara pack up the World Ninja Alliance.
- 49:03Speaker 1: See, but that's the... I know, I know.
- 49:06Speaker 2: Yeah, but even then, that's still a pump fake because
- 49:10Speaker 2: guess what? Madara spent his whole life while he was
- 49:14Speaker 2: alive getting packed up by Hashirama.
- 49:16Speaker 1: And like but that was a problem too oh he
- 49:19Speaker 1: was he was both of them was a problem but
- 49:23Speaker 1: Madara's after death revive feats I don't feel like is
- 49:28Speaker 1: his actual feats.
- 49:30Speaker 3: Yeah because he had the Hokage's DNA too so he
- 49:33Speaker 3: could make a life.
- 49:34Speaker 1: And he couldn't die. Like, not saying he couldn't have packed.
- 49:38Speaker 3: The niggas up. Yeah, the zombie mode was not his default.
- 49:41Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 49:42Speaker 2: And then he had unlimited shock runs. So this nigga
- 49:45Speaker 2: dropping meteors and shit on niggas.
- 49:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:47Speaker 3: He probably wouldn't have been able to do that move
- 49:49Speaker 3: twice in real life.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Or, you know, if he was alive.
- 49:52Speaker 2: He would have definitely, in my opinion, had some drawbacks
- 49:56Speaker 2: doing it once.
- 49:57Speaker 1: Like, yo, my chakra's running low now. I summoned the
- 49:59Speaker 1: whole meteor. Yeah, yeah.
- 50:01Speaker 3: And the old man is holding it up. Nah, he
- 50:04Speaker 3: probably would have got packed up around then. But yeah,
- 50:07Speaker 3: when I think about ninjas, bro, I'm going straight Pain.
- 50:10Speaker 3: I'm going Naruto. I'm going Grown Sasuke from Boruto. Itachi,
- 50:16Speaker 3: my favorite ninja of all time.
- 50:17Speaker 1: Yeah. And Madara.
- 50:20Speaker 3: Like, that's all I'm talking about.
- 50:22Speaker 1: R.I.P. Itachi, man.
- 50:24Speaker 3: Come on, bro.
- 50:25Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 50:26Speaker 3: Only nigga that came back and was like, oh, they
- 50:28Speaker 3: trying to use my body?
- 50:29Speaker 1: No.
- 50:29Speaker 3: I got something in place for that. Fuck that. I
- 50:32Speaker 3: got my body back.
- 50:33Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 50:34Speaker 3: This nigga's disgusting.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some real shit.
- 50:37Speaker 3: Man, yo, shout out Itachi. And then Shinigami. My problem
- 50:42Speaker 3: with that is you technically gotta be dead, bro.
- 50:46Speaker 1: I mean, but... Technically.
- 50:50Speaker 2: So the only reason why I'm going to say that
- 50:54Speaker 2: there's something missing from the story is they've never referenced
- 51:00Speaker 2: any of these powerful niggas before they were Shimogami. So
- 51:03Speaker 2: I'm assuming that when you're a soul reaper, you're born.
- 51:08Speaker 1: A soul reaper in the afterlife.
- 51:12Speaker 2: And when you live outside of the Cerate, you are
- 51:15Speaker 2: a spirit from Earth or whatever.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Got reborn there. That's your spirit.
- 51:22Speaker 3: They are humanoid, so something is going on with that.
- 51:26Speaker 3: But their powers vary. Their skill sets vary. Their bunk
- 51:29Speaker 3: ties vary. And you could really get the short end
- 51:33Speaker 3: of the stick on some shit in there.
- 51:36Speaker 1: But if you picking, who you picking?
- 51:39Speaker 3: Oh, nigga, you know me. If I get up in there,
- 51:41Speaker 3: I'm Yamamoto. But I'm not dying. I'm not dying off
- 51:44Speaker 3: of foolishness, neither.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Nah, nah.
- 51:47Speaker 3: He should have never lost none of them fights.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, there's a debate right now that Yamamoto
- 51:54Speaker 2: is stronger than all of the Zero Division except for Ikebe.
- 51:57Speaker 1: Just because he knows the name. And I agree with that.
- 52:01Speaker 3: I agree 1,000%. That nigga was disgusted. First of all,
- 52:04Speaker 3: his bunkai had eight fucking forms.
- 52:06Speaker 2: Yo, this nigga summoned the dead. Everybody I killed with
- 52:09Speaker 2: that shit, I could.
- 52:10Speaker 1: Just summon them?
- 52:11Speaker 3: He said, oh yeah, hold on, let me tell you.
- 52:13Speaker 3: My bunkai is this. So that's when the sword could
- 52:15Speaker 3: touch anything and eradicate it. Literally deletes it from existence.
- 52:18Speaker 1: Straight erase.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Then he said, oh, east, west, north, and south. right
- 52:27Speaker 3: the fuck so now yeah that's too much other things
- 52:30Speaker 3: he could tap into at will all fire so he
- 52:34Speaker 3: might be the strongest fire base nigga we know to be.
- 52:36Speaker 2: Yeah like he's the only one like between him and
- 52:40Speaker 2: the dude from fire force that turned out to be
- 52:42Speaker 2: a god and like stuff like that but other than
- 52:45Speaker 2: that like none of them niggas really count like but
- 52:48Speaker 2: these two like they give me hope like y'all all
- 52:51Speaker 2: fire abilities aren't trash because like captain commander is like
- 52:56Speaker 2: yamamoto shit was broken broken here bro like when the
- 53:00Speaker 2: bad guy when the main bad guy for the first
- 53:03Speaker 2: original series period the whole bleach anime had to create
- 53:07Speaker 2: a creature to steal your powers because nah i didn't
- 53:12Speaker 2: want to have to deal with that yeah like yeah
- 53:15Speaker 2: you're a problem any five and when you're 10,000 years old,
- 53:18Speaker 2: get out of here.
- 53:19Speaker 3: Oh yeah. And that's the other thing to, to truly
- 53:21Speaker 3: master your bunk. I remember you just 10,000 years of training.
- 53:26Speaker 3: So yeah, that kind of time.
- 53:28Speaker 1: Nah.
- 53:30Speaker 3: And then, and then last but not least, it's the sayings, bro.
- 53:32Speaker 3: You can literally just be born a beast like broadly.
- 53:36Speaker 1: Yeah, don't let me pick. And don't let me pick.
- 53:39Speaker 2: Like, if I pick, then, like, there's nothing anyone can do, yo. Like,
- 53:43Speaker 2: it's a wrap, dawg. And I'ma still train like I'm
- 53:45Speaker 2: a grunt. Like, it don't even matter. Because guess what?
- 53:48Speaker 2: Because guess what? We know how Dragon Ball is. We
- 53:51Speaker 2: know how it is, dawg.
- 53:52Speaker 3: Somebody shut it up.
- 53:53Speaker 2: You hit Super Saiyan 6 Super Saiyan 9 gonna come
- 53:56Speaker 2: down and be like yeah I'm your forefather from back
- 53:59Speaker 2: in the day I came from the future and the
- 54:01Speaker 2: past to get you like yo get out of here.
- 54:03Speaker 3: Dragon Ball be making up shit as they go but
- 54:06Speaker 3: no cap that's exactly what would happen but you already
- 54:08Speaker 3: know if I'm over there there's only one choice my
- 54:11Speaker 3: nigga there's only one choice and we talking about the
- 54:16Speaker 3: classic too you know what I'm saying yep that one
- 54:21Speaker 3: nigga like there's no way.
- 54:23Speaker 1: Hey, look, I'm going, I'm going for Gito. And that's,
- 54:26Speaker 1: that's who I am.
- 54:27Speaker 3: That's kind of broken too. Yeah.
- 54:28Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm going for Gito.
- 54:30Speaker 3: Because imagine if Brawley gets ultra instinct.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Or ultra ego or anything.
- 54:37Speaker 3: Because he's too durable.
- 54:39Speaker 1: Yeah. He's already broken. And yeah, don't even get me started.
- 54:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 54:46Speaker 3: I felt like that one was easy. Now, this one
- 54:49Speaker 3: right here, I don't know if niggas gonna know everybody there. Oh,
- 54:52Speaker 3: you know what? I got a better one. This is
- 54:55Speaker 3: legit right here. This one is legit.
- 55:01Speaker 1: Alright.
- 55:04Speaker 3: Which anime character shown here has the most aura? For
- 55:09Speaker 3: the viewers at home, they have Sun Jin Woo, right?
- 55:14Speaker 3: From Solo Leveling. We got Piccolo from Dragon Ball. We
- 55:19Speaker 3: got Madara, Chiha, Zombie form in Naruto. We have Escanor
- 55:25Speaker 3: from Seven Deadly Sins. Gojo. No mask.
- 55:30Speaker 1: JJK.
- 55:31Speaker 3: JJK. Eyes out.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Right?
- 55:34Speaker 3: In the same universe, JJK, we got Sukuna.
- 55:37Speaker 1: Sukuna. Right?
- 55:40Speaker 3: I got shit for everybody here.
- 55:42Speaker 1: Me too.
- 55:43Speaker 3: They got Killua from Hunter x Hunter. Very nonchalant. Now,
- 55:47Speaker 3: this dude, I don't know who he is, but everybody
- 55:51Speaker 3: tells me something about this guy. He look like he
- 55:56Speaker 3: from Code Geass, but.
- 55:58Speaker 1: Nah, I can't.
- 56:00Speaker 3: I know it's not. It's something, it's a show and
- 56:02Speaker 3: he's broken on it.
- 56:03Speaker 1: It's an easy guy. It's an easy guy. He's OP.
- 56:06Speaker 2: You know how they do on the easy guy shows.
- 56:09Speaker 3: So I kind of can't, I don't have an opinion
- 56:11Speaker 3: on him because I don't know him. Then we got
- 56:13Speaker 3: Aizen Sosuke. post-Eisen, the one that was locked up and
- 56:17Speaker 3: got freed. You know what I'm saying?
- 56:20Speaker 1: Chair-sama.
- 56:21Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. We got Levi from Attack on Titan. Swaggiest
- 56:30Speaker 3: scout ever in life.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Got them dead eyes.
- 56:36Speaker 3: Facts, because he don't care about life. Now, this dude
- 56:39Speaker 3: right here, I don't know who he is either, but
- 56:43Speaker 3: he looks like the dude from... Ragnarok he's one of
- 56:48Speaker 3: the gods from Ragnarok but I could be dead ass
- 56:51Speaker 3: wrong so I don't know.
- 56:53Speaker 2: I don't know who that is and I think and
- 56:54Speaker 2: I finished Ragnarok so I don't think he's from Ragnarok
- 56:57Speaker 2: but I have no idea.
- 56:58Speaker 3: Who that is so those two dudes that we don't
- 57:00Speaker 3: know are eliminated because we don't know them and we
- 57:02Speaker 3: might have to step our anime game up a bit
- 57:05Speaker 3: and then last but not least is Red Hair Shanks
- 57:08Speaker 3: from One Piece who has finally displayed something other than
- 57:13Speaker 3: losing his arm in the beginning of the show Ah, and.
- 57:16Speaker 1: That something was fire, nigga. Shit was crazy. Like, that shit...
- 57:21Speaker 1: All right, cool.
- 57:23Speaker 3: So, let's go through... Let's start from the top and
- 57:25Speaker 3: go through some of their aura farming feats, and then
- 57:29Speaker 3: we can decide who will win this contest. So, Sunjin Wu.
- 57:34Speaker 1: So... I'm going to be honest with you.
- 57:38Speaker 2: It's going to be really, really hard to not give
- 57:40Speaker 2: it to Sanjan Wu because his whole anime was based
- 57:45Speaker 2: on him aura farming. That seemed like that was a
- 57:49Speaker 2: part of production. Like, yo, we need to make him
- 57:51Speaker 2: aura farm as long as we can, you know?
- 57:55Speaker 1: Facts. So he just came.
- 57:58Speaker 3: Out cool because when his character was introduced, I don't
- 58:01Speaker 3: know who the fuck that was.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Yeah, he was extra lame. Like he was just a
- 58:05Speaker 1: white hair.
- 58:07Speaker 3: His clothes was white. He was getting stabbed by imps
- 58:10Speaker 3: and goblins like this nigga was having problems, bro. But
- 58:14Speaker 3: he wasn't there to heal him.
- 58:16Speaker 2: But he had heart, though. He was like, I got
- 58:18Speaker 2: to take care of my family. I got to get
- 58:20Speaker 2: my mom going like she in a coma.
- 58:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all that.
- 58:24Speaker 2: But as soon as you get that nigga some power, yo,
- 58:26Speaker 2: he was like, look, let me grow six inches.
- 58:28Speaker 1: The whole time.
- 58:29Speaker 3: And the shit that pissed me off was he woke
- 58:31Speaker 3: up in the hospital and the nurse bitches was like, oh,
- 58:34Speaker 3: who's that?
- 58:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 58:35Speaker 3: The nigga you've been watching over for weeks.
- 58:39Speaker 1: Right.
- 58:40Speaker 3: She's a strange bitch. Like, she didn't even think it
- 58:42Speaker 3: was strange that he was 6'5 now.
- 58:44Speaker 1: Right.
- 58:45Speaker 3: With a haircut and then handsome and diesel all of
- 58:48Speaker 3: a sudden. And now it was like, can I have
- 58:50Speaker 3: your number?
- 58:52Speaker 1: Bitch, You've been changing my catheter. Like, what are we
- 58:56Speaker 1: doing right now?
- 58:57Speaker 3: You're unaware right now. But everything he do, RDC did
- 59:00Speaker 3: a skit where they said my man Sunjin will be
- 59:04Speaker 3: hiding and trying to think of the illest ways to
- 59:08Speaker 3: save the day. So he was like the person be
- 59:10Speaker 3: around the corner packed up he was like how about
- 59:14Speaker 3: this shit he said oh that's how i'm gonna do
- 59:18Speaker 3: it that's exactly.
- 59:19Speaker 1: The one Yo, shout out to RDC, man. Yeah, man.
- 59:25Speaker 3: They always been funny, man. So, Sun Jin Woo is
- 59:27Speaker 3: top tier. Now, the man right here, though, Piccolo been
- 59:32Speaker 3: doing this since the 90s, nigga.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Yo, let's just keep it real.
- 59:37Speaker 2: Piccolo is only good for aura forming, you know? Like,
- 59:41Speaker 2: that's all he got. And it's the illest shit in
- 59:44Speaker 2: the episode or the movie. Like, from him standing on
- 59:48Speaker 2: a toothpick that's 30 feet to.
- 59:50Speaker 1: 100 feet tall.
- 59:50Speaker 3: Gotta be high, gotta be thin.
- 59:52Speaker 1: Yo, with the cape blowing, arms folded, back turned.
- 59:56Speaker 3: Always got wind, too.
- 59:58Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He makes his own wind because the aura
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: is that strong.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: And then when the camera get on him, make the
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: wind change direction so you can see who it is. Oh, yeah, nigga,
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: it's me. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: The P-I-C. You feel me?
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: You know what that is, nigga. I'm pulling up with
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: Senzu Boons. I'm hyping y'all up. And I'm getting packed
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: up immediately, probably.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: The nigga hasn't been a factor since Dragon Ball.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Nah, nah, this.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: Nigga was, they tried to give him some shine with
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: the orange piccolo shit, and he orange farmed.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: With that shit, too.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: He came out of that shit like, yo and then
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: cell max packed his ass up but like.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: I got that nigga can't win he's ringy oh yeah
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: oh piccolo piccolo is a cool nigga though yeah yeah
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: that arbor nigga he's gonna find a steeple to stand
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: on and some wind to blow every single time yep moderate.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: Zombie form Yeah, man, what hasn't been said about Mata, right? Yeah, man, like, nonchalant,
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: he doesn't care. He'll ask you disrespectful-ass questions, like, hey,
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: since you guys were jumping me, do you want me
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: to have my wood clones or my limbo clones use Sasano? Like, yo,
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: what are you talking about, nigga? You gonna put armor
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: on your clones? Like, yo, what's going on?
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: So yeah, Maduro was just disgusted and standing on top
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: of the mountain looking down at the entire ninja world
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: in disgust.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: And then this nigga said, oh, there's a million niggas
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: down there. Why don't I just jump in the middle
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: of the fray and just show them?
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: Jump into the center of them and in the eyes.
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: The whole back eye. He saw everything a second earlier, right?
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: Couldn't touch him. And he was hand to hand. Hand
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: to hand. Took out at least 40,000 right there on
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: the spot.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: Yo, deadass. And then with all of the.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: He hit the big, you know, Chi-Ha fireball jutsu.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: He finally made it viable.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: Yo, it took fucking, what, a hundred water niggas to
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: try to stop that shit.
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: Yeah, he's disgusting. Zombie Maduro was nasty work. He was
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: definitely on the show.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: A nightmare, yo.
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: Now, Escanor is one of my favorite characters in anime, period. Like,
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: this nigga is so... hilarious to me.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Yo yo the disrespect yo what what did uh esther
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: rosa say oh the command man doesn't work on you
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: he was like well me why would i have any
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: hate in my heart for someone that's clearly weaker than
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: i am like.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: What actually all i feel is pity the hardest shit
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: ever said.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Though everybody else is on the ground paralyzed can't move
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: because they want to kill this nigga so.
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: Bad he was like nigga for what you're not even
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: a threat to me yo bro even when they introduced
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: him when he fought that red demon oh yeah and
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: he was all a skinny little bartender and shit yeah
- 1:03:09Speaker 5: nigga was like yeah talking all that shit and he
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: was like wait a minute He's like, are you sure
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: about that?
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, because what are you going
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: to do? Then the sun came out. Oh, my God.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: He cut that nigga in half instantly.
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: My man said, you can't even pick up this axe.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: He was like, oh, this one?
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: It's a one-handed axe.
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: It wasn't two hands. It was for one hand. Yo, bro. Escanor,
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: the sin of pride, is hilarious, yo. Anytime that nigga
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: on his... They can't even have him on the screen
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: all the time. He's like Kenpachi. Like, they put him away.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: They put that nigga back in the tuck. They just
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: pull him out just to do some extra, extra ill shit.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: And then he just go... Like, he was the only
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: nigga to fight the Demon King one-on-one and fucking... Yeah,
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: get out of here, man.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: We gotta move him to the side every time, bro.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: Anytime Ichigo and them facing somebody, Kenpachi is never there.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: Nah, nah.
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: Because it would fuck the fight up.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: For real, bro.
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: It literally would fuck the fight up. So... Yeah. Go, Joe.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: Go, Joe.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: One of the illest created. So ill that his creator
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: hates him.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: Hates him. He made Gojo too dope. He was like,
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: fuck this swaggy ass nigga.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: Like, this show ain't even about him. Why is everyone
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: in love with this character? Because he's fire, my nigga.
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: You made him way too brookie and cat. You gave
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: him the white hair. That was strike one already. Then
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: you covered his eyes, nigga. Like, we already had one
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: of those. Like, but it's cool.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Like, yo.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: And so then when he finally uncovers his eyes, it
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: was almost like when Gin opens up his eyes in bleach,
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: like you knew he was being serious. And this nigga's
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: eyes is blue, and it's a special Kekkei Genkai that
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: he only has and only comes around once every 600
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: years or some shit.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: Right, and he just happened to be the guy that
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: got the infinity and the six eyes. So now he
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: got two Kekkei Genkai in one body.
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: And the shit that I appreciated the most was that
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: he was never humble after he figured it out. After
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: he figured out who he was, I'm the shit. Y'all
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: listen to me. He was talking to the seniors of
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: the jujitsu world any type of way because y'all can't
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: do shit to me. You know what I'm saying? He
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: was talking to the demons any kind of way. Y'all
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: can't do shit to me. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: Playing games like, yo, hey, I'm going to grab my
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: student real quick and let's show him how to handle
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: a demon like you.
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: Come on, bro. Gojo was that nigga. They had to
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: pack him up.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: They packed him up for like 100 episodes. Then they
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: put him in that box. They put him in the
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: box mad. They just had him in there.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: Then they took him out.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: Off screen.
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: Then they off screen him. They made us think that
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: he won. They was like, oh, yeah, he about to win.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Then next episode, this nigga cut in half.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: I was like, yeah.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: We didn't bring him back, but we brought his body back.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: That's fucked up. They did Gojo dirty, bro. Like, to
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: be honest.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: Super dirty. You know, they did him mad dirty.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: Alright, so from JJK as well, only show that has
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: two representatives, right?
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Sakuna.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: And this is the only, Sakuna only needed to do
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: one thing for me. When Mojito kept tapping into the soul,
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: and he tapped into Dory's shit one more time, and
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: Sakuna sat there and said, didn't I say, if I
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: saw you again in here, I would kill you. Don't
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: come back here. You know what I'm saying? And that
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: was it for me.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: And he was shook, too. Like, it wasn't like, he
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: was like, ah, fuck that.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: My bad, because I don't want that anymore. He thought
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: he didn't give a fuck about nothing, neither.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Nah.
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: He thought he was that, too. But he came across
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: him for real and was.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: Like, you know what?
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: I apologize, big dog. I ain't even want to smoke
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: with you, for real.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: Facts.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: So that was all Sukuna needed to do for me.
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: Killer would just nonchalant about killing niggas because he was
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: raised like that.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Like, I'll be honest with you.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: I think that out of everyone on this list, Killer
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: would might have the least amount of, like, just ore farming.
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why they put him up there, though.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: It's just because he was leaning up against the wall
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: with the yo-yo doing something.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: And then he.
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: he fucks his ass up because they expect him to
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: be shitty because he a kid. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: Right, right.
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: That's more element of surprise. You know what I'm saying? Like, like,
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: Killer was dope. Don't get me wrong. Like, if I
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: had to pick a character out of.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: Hunter x Hunter, like, it's going to either be him
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: or it's going to be, uh, yeah, Sakuna, uh, Sakoka, uh, Miriam, Miriam. Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: I mean, I take it back, I take it back.
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: He was kind of confused about himself. He didn't know
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: what was going on. He was evil as fuck. I
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: like Killa was granddad.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: Yes. No, I like his pops. His pops is the one.
- 1:08:12Speaker 3: They was evil as fuck.
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: Yo, they not even evil, nigga. They just about that
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: assassin business, dog. Like, you hired me to kill a nigga.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: Like, yo, look.
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Like, I'm going to do it in the illest way ever. Like,
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: when he.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: when his pops the grandpa was uh you saw the
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: chimera ant arc when the fucking tiger nigga was talking
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: to the grandpa it was like yeah i want to
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: show you my new ability he was like hey you
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: should probably move and this nigga killer with pops just
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: landed on there to get smashed him in the mush
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: and he was like all he said was uh did
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: you want me to have let him live he was
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: like nah it was okay.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: That was swaggy to me cause I'm like life don't
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: mean nothing for these niggas they good um niggas just
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: be liabilities now we get into aizen sosuke now if
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: y'all don't know aizen sosuke is one of my favorite
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: villains of all time definitely top three for me might
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: be one of the most the illest like.
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: Yeah brilliant villains of all time yo when you have
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: a whole show he built the show yeah like all
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: of this was built off his back.
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: If Aizen didn't do what he did we would've never
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: got Bleach.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: We would've never got Ichigo we would've never got Rukia
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: with the hieroglyph none of it we would've never Hector
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: Mundo we would've never found out about that shit like yo.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: He did all of that he did it himself And
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: so he was a scientist. He was a fighter. He
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: was conniving. And the nigga just deeds. If you get
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: to fight him, it's going to be a hard time.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: This nigga played 10-D chess with everybody with Ichigo.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Like, Ichigo's the only person he was one-on-one with. Everybody
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: else was so far behind him, it didn't make sense.
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: He wasn't even on the board, bro. Except for Gein.
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: I think Gein surprised him. Gein actually surprised him.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Gein surprised him, but Gein surprised him too late. So
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: he got lucky. He got lucky once. Aizen got lucky
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: once in a show where... everything was of his of.
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: His doing anyway um and then of course ultimate aura
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: farming thing is when he revealed that he was not
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: dead took.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: His glasses off slicked his hair back.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: And his hair stayed and it was like this is
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: a whole new nigga now like they should have literally
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: put the name band up there like shh Aizen Sosuke
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: cause he was a different dude at that point the
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: other one was Sosuke Aizen Yo, you're not dead ass.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: Dead ass.
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: That was a different nigga. He stopped that nigga. He
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: stopped that nigga. It should go a whole theme song.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: Like, stopped that nigga a whole theme song. Caught his
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: sword with two fingers. Like, ping. God, I've stopped. Oh.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: Record scratch, nigga. Yeah, block it with my hand, nigga.
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: And my man.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: So now we on Levi. Levi had the illest scene
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: in Attack on Titan history when he.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: Fought against Titan. Yeah.
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: Yeah nothing top that like dead ass like nothing top
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: that um his demeanor is just so uh with shikamaru
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: type like oh what a rag i'm only doing this
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: because i have to i just happen to be the
- 1:11:36Speaker 3: best at what i'm doing and and he was like
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: strict You know what I'm saying? They can be like, yeah,
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: we got to just take a rest. Get y'all asses up.
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: We moving on.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: This nigga is mean, too, as a boss. So that
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: was Levi's whole shtick. And then Red Hair Shanks. This
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: nigga has been such a mystery on One Piece for
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: the longest time. When they finally displayed some of his ability,
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: it was like, I can see the problem now.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: You know, like, the hard part about Shanks is, right,
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: they're so, so, we all know, at least people that
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: follow One Piece know how this nigga has the time,
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: fucking hockey, where this nigga can see the future and
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: then change that shit. But, once that actually came out
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: in that movie, people have been making, like, things up, right?
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: So now there's, like, rumors saying that he lost that
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: arm on purpose because he had one of the tattoos
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: for the Gorce. And so he wanted to get that
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: taken away.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: Yeah, he is.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: And so, but there's no proof that that's a thing. Like, yo, like,
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: you gotta wait until they tell us. You can't just sue.
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: Because the B should have never been able to bite
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: this nigga to be Yeah.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: Like, yo, like, I don't think he should have been
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: able to bite that nigga's skin.
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: Like, yo, he could have just put hockey on it.
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: Yeah, and just broke his teeth, but... Why would he
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: handicap himself like that? You feel me?
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: So then since the show has gone on, of course,
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: to me, his two biggest moments was they having the
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: whole war over Ace.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: Everybody fighting. They get a white beers, the Luffy's pirates,
- 1:13:18Speaker 3: the Marines, all of the admirals is there. It is
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: going down. Me going crazy. Shanks pull up. Mihawk said, nigga,
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: I signed up to fight these niggas and these niggas.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: I ain't signed up for red hair shanks. Deuces. Y'all
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: have a good time.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Yo, straight out of here. I said, oh.
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: Yonko's is leaving? Because this nigga pulled up. And then
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: my man said, the war is over. If y'all continue,
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: then y'all going to have to deal with me.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: Anybody who anybody who doesn't want to stop fighting can
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: fight me it's just like hey i think we've proved our.
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: Point is cool is dapping it up hey yo yo
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: good fight bro.
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: You know ggs man ggs.
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: Maybe when i see you again shanks is not around
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: So then I was like, damn. Well, what he on?
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: Because Mihawk ain't scared of nobody. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: So I'm like, well, what this nigga on? What is
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: Shanks on? Then later down the series, your man was
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: over there popping shit. Right?
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: Shanks is on his ship. He had to be like
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: a country away. You know what I'm saying? He unsheathed
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: the sword a little bit. black lightning rays across the
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: sky hit your man and put him out of commission
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: just cause I can't let you slide fire so we
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: don't even know what this nigga powers are to be
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: honest we don't know if he's a devil fruit user
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: we just know he's a celestial and he's broken.
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: Yep.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: We're going to assume no to the devil fruit because
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: he was in the water saving Luffy when he ate
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: the devil fruit. But other than that, yeah, but we
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: know that he's broken beyond recognition.
- 1:15:22Speaker 3: What the fuck does your crew look like?
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:15:25Speaker 3: Because Luffy and Zoro, that's a problem. Everybody's number two
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: is always a problem. Goldie, Roger, and Silva?
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: Yep.
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: And then they introduced the new nigga with the axes.
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: The third in command dude, Gabon, please. That three right
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: there was a problem. So we don't even know Shanks' rankings.
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: Whitebeard and the Phoenix dude, that was a problem. So
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: I don't even know what this nigga number two would
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: possibly look like if his powers work across the continent.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: I do want to know what happened to Whitebeard. Why
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: was he sick? I want to know what... I think
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: he was just old.
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like we see mad old niggas
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: all the time. Nobody's hooked up to machines and shit
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: like that.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: Yeah, he sounded like he had some laryngitis or something.
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: Oh, no. Yeah.
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: Everybody on One Piece got a strange laugh.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: Yeah, he's dumb as fuck.
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: All right, so who... So, yeah, I think I'm with
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: you after we break them all down in that way.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: I just feel like Sun Jun Woo is just.
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: That's it, bro. He was made for that.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: Next, it would be between Piccolo... Yeah, I think it
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: would be... If I had to say the most consistent, Piccolo.
- 1:16:56Speaker 3: Piccolo, yeah.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Like, every time he enters the fray, he's fire. Oh,
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: it is. Like, yo... But the hardest.
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: Between Gojo and Escanor, bro.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: Escanor would be my number three if I had to choose.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: Gojo is fire. Gojo is fire. I respect him. He
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: definitely over-farmed hard, man. But just to get off-screen, to me,
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: that takes away... Yeah, but they did it dirty.
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: Yeah, they did it dirty, dog. I feel like for
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: your creator to hate you that much that he was
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: willing to say, fuck his fans. Well, I'm going to
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: just offscreen this nigga and just say, you deal with it.
- 1:17:40Speaker 3: It's absolutely nuts to me. Yeah. I agree. I think
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: that will be my top three as well. Eskimo just,
- 1:17:47Speaker 3: he talks that shit.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: And it's hard. It's like the hardest shit. You know
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: Damn, Gojo aura farmed in death though. Because when Toji
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: stabbed his ass up and then made a fucking Z
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: slice through his torso and he was dead and he
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: was falling and he was like, what is this?
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: He did.
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: Did I die?
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: It hurts. Oh, nah.
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: I can't go out like this. Learn reverse curse technique
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: on the spot. Utilized it and then came back like,
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: let's keep going. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Yeah, he came back here and washed that nigga. Yeah, so,
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: and then told you. He washed him up.
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: Made him who he is today. That's why niggas can't
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: touch me to this day. I would have kept his scar. Like,
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: go take off his shirt and you see, like, the.
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: Yeah, just to let people know.
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: Like, and this right here is why y'all niggas could
- 1:18:45Speaker 3: never touch me again. You know what I'm saying? All right,
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: so I agree with you, man that this one wasn't
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: the fight it was more just a a blurred anime
- 1:18:54Speaker 3: yap because uh sunjin got that man hey he's been
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: the coolest niggas since even when he full armored.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: Up yeah yeah it don't even matter you.
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: Know what i'm saying So, yeah, I'm thinking because it's
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: so much random Internet shit, we don't have to make
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: this kind of like an ongoing series. Yeah, we can continue.
- 1:19:14Speaker 3: So I think we'll make this one part one only
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: because I have so many more and I come across
- 1:19:21Speaker 3: more every single day. So these these might be a thing, y'all.
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: This might be an ongoing theme for us. You know
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: Yes, sir. All right.
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: So what's the moral of the story for the day, man?
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: More of the story is you send us bullshit we
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: gonna make lemonade out of it you know what.
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: I'm saying random internet shit the boys could talk about
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: anything the next one I got some more but they
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: were Marvel based so just to keep it you know
- 1:19:52Speaker 3: what I mean we'll keep it in line we was
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: really focused on anime on this one except for the
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: fighting ones but that's what we'll do for going forward
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: man alright yeah I think we did it all the time.
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: What you think?
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: We made it through. It was a fucking dope-ass episode.
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: Let us know exactly how you feel. Any questions, anything
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: that we might have gotten wrong.
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: Holler at us. Put it in the comments. Facts.
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: And if y'all know who the fuck those people were
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: that we didn't know, let us know that. I'll go
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: watch the series, man. I'll figure it out. I'll put
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: Crunchyroll up at work all the time. Just to see
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: what I'm missing here. Because everybody was acting like that
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: dude was the one. And I was like, Oh, yeah.
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: But you never know from a person's show, man. So, yeah,
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: keep us going. Like Apache said, man, let us know
- 1:20:42Speaker 3: in them comments, which I think if we missed anything,
- 1:20:45Speaker 3: I want to argue, want to debate. We could do
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: that at some point. We'll start going live with y'all
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: and we'll have these live debates as well. But we
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: just got to continue to build in the community, in
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: the audience. Join us on Reddit, Discord. All of that
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: is coming, y'all, like in no time. And we about
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: to be gaming, right?
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: Facts. Yep, yep. I think our first game probably will
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: be Helldivers 2, maybe.
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: So we'll probably do some stuff where, of course, you're
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: watching us play. And then we'll probably be playing with
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: viewers and folks. So y'all got, you know, at least
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: it's cross-platform, so it doesn't matter what you have. But
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: y'all want to get down, man, join the Discord and
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: play some games with us. I think that should be lit. Like,
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: I really want to build this community up.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, let's get it.
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: All right, man. So as always, this is your boy,
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: Ringo Mandingo.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: Kempachi757.
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