Latest / On The Lanai / 51 - Clip Show Fun!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: On the Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
- 0:25Speaker 2: He said it again.
- 0:27Speaker 3: We're going to keep this toy.
- 0:31Speaker 2: It's our new commercial.
- 0:36Speaker 3: On the Luni.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Welcome to keeping it.
- 0:44Speaker 3: It doesn't exactly look like oh astorable. Oh that is
- 0:49Speaker 3: so cute to stay puff Ducky Duck.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I also have Michelangelo ducky Ninja turtles.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Actually I have a.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Why is he because he's a shiny.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I always like siducause the poor thing always has a headache.
- 1:10Speaker 2: I really blows up my spirit. Yeah, I like him
- 1:17Speaker 2: with us.
- 1:18Speaker 3: This is always watching me, always watch was ask what's
- 1:26Speaker 3: her name?
- 1:26Speaker 1: I forget?
- 1:29Speaker 2: Oh that's a little that your little dickhead guy.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Yeah, we got all kinds of chet.
- 1:35Speaker 2: I got zero Jason Freddy. They live on my computer monitor.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Where's Freddy's hat?
- 1:45Speaker 5: He didn't come with the hat?
- 1:47Speaker 1: What what?
- 1:50Speaker 3: This is an oldie but a goodie. This is gonna
- 1:54Speaker 3: get some real fucking excitement from this crowd based on
- 1:58Speaker 3: our age. And I sorry guys that you can't see. Yeah,
- 2:07Speaker 3: it's the little girl one and she's a wind up toy.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just showing each other all our toys on
- 2:15Speaker 1: our desk, but nobody can see because it's so Yeah, pretend.
- 2:19Speaker 3: M we can post pictures. We're not monsters. I'll take
- 2:26Speaker 3: a picture of this right now.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Coins from Disney The Pirate, but I don't know where
- 2:31Speaker 1: to put them because like all the press penny things
- 2:33Speaker 1: are too small.
- 2:34Speaker 2: I'm like, where am I supposed to put these?
- 2:37Speaker 3: You need like like a coin collector thing.
- 2:43Speaker 6: Yeah, I have my lame asked press pennies from enchanted Forest,
- 2:47Speaker 6: like it would press the penny and the off.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Yeah, she means got like the design. One of the ones,
- 2:59Speaker 3: I god, that's even better is only like a third
- 3:02Speaker 3: of a penny. Yours were really bad, all of them,
- 3:06Speaker 3: but only one of mine was fucking terrible.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't see the detail of it.
- 3:14Speaker 7: But it like cuts off part way here.
- 3:17Speaker 6: Oh that's funny here, So they're only like partially printed
- 3:21Speaker 6: on there.
- 3:24Speaker 1: It got to use a penny because if you use
- 3:26Speaker 1: like a nasty penny, it's like the image you can't
- 3:28Speaker 1: even read it.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends on the machine though, if it's the
- 3:32Speaker 3: old school kind that you crank yourself. The older pennies
- 3:36Speaker 3: are actually slightly like with a little bit of patina,
- 3:39Speaker 3: are a little better for the design whereas the new
- 3:42Speaker 3: mechanical ones, the shiny ones. Yeah it's so or yeah auto, sorry,
- 3:48Speaker 3: not mechanical. I guess they're all mechanical. I mean, yeah,
- 3:51Speaker 3: there's a mechanism. Yeah, thanks, thanks, and.
- 3:56Speaker 5: Just pretended to put on gloves. So I'm wondering if
- 4:01Speaker 5: there's poo poo an accident, producers throwing a fit. She's back,
- 4:14Speaker 5: what's going on?
- 4:16Speaker 2: She can't hear me.
- 4:20Speaker 1: I guess I'll just pause this.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Welcome back.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Miami is nice.
- 4:29Speaker 8: So I.
- 4:32Speaker 3: Get to sing that now for the rest of the
- 4:34Speaker 3: time this podcast airs, because we've now heard it, and.
- 4:38Speaker 2: I won't get sick of that.
- 4:41Speaker 1: You see, you'd be good to take to a Marvel
- 4:43Speaker 1: movie because I could lean over and go who is that?
- 4:46Speaker 3: What?
- 4:46Speaker 1: How are they connected? And you'd be like, well, there's
- 4:49Speaker 1: a whole story.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Or it'll be like a ten minutes.
- 4:51Speaker 6: You're ruining the movie for yes, that's like watching a
- 4:54Speaker 6: movie with my mom. Stop asking me questions.
- 4:58Speaker 1: We gotta pause it and you gonna tell me what's
- 5:01Speaker 1: in Adam Warlock?
- 5:03Speaker 9: Oh my god, what do you mean?
- 5:06Speaker 3: You edit a lot of things. Don't worry about it.
- 5:09Speaker 2: I'm gonna pause.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Do you know why you edit? Because I don't want to.
- 5:15Speaker 2: I have ultimate power.
- 5:18Speaker 1: You should do like the Canadians like on South Park
- 5:21Speaker 1: where their heads like this would be.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Like, I'm Aaron and I approve this.
- 5:29Speaker 3: I'd hate for season two, episode three to be our
- 5:32Speaker 3: last show. We're about to start.
- 5:36Speaker 6: Too, Yeah, the beginning of the end, right, what do
- 5:43Speaker 6: you what?
- 5:44Speaker 3: What? What do you want from me?
- 5:47Speaker 2: A million dollars? What do you want from me?
- 5:51Speaker 1: No?
- 5:51Speaker 3: I that was mostly geared at my common law wife Abby.
- 5:56Speaker 6: She come here, you can win.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Put us the Yeah, those machines that talk in Vegas
- 6:02Speaker 1: are very weird.
- 6:04Speaker 7: Let me here.
- 6:06Speaker 4: I know you want my money, but god damn, buy
- 6:08Speaker 4: me a drink first, right, soon.
- 6:11Speaker 1: The prostitutes will be like that, you can push my button.
- 6:15Speaker 4: I got smacked by a nuts smacked. But I was
- 6:18Speaker 4: sitting at the bar with my ex not my eggs
- 6:21Speaker 4: at the time, but bar in Vegas, and we're watching
- 6:25Speaker 4: a band play and we're playing the slot machines in
- 6:28Speaker 4: front of us at the bar, and this chick with
- 6:30Speaker 4: two dudes shows up and her and I start chatting,
- 6:34Speaker 4: and finally.
- 6:34Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, who are you here with?
- 6:35Speaker 4: She's like, I'm with two guys. We're gonna be going
- 6:37Speaker 4: upstairs blah blah blah blah blah. And finally the way
- 6:40Speaker 4: she's talking clicks and I look over at Scott and
- 6:43Speaker 4: I'm like.
- 6:44Speaker 3: I think she's a hooker.
- 6:46Speaker 4: So I started talking to her more like I gotta
- 6:48Speaker 4: know about this, and finally, like she's tell me what
- 6:51Speaker 4: I got time, she's got a hot And then finally
- 6:55Speaker 4: she's like, who are you who we're with? Oh, I'm
- 6:57Speaker 4: here with my boyfriend.
- 7:00Speaker 7: Wait, your real boyfriend.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, like a real boyfriend.
- 7:05Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's SAP.
- 7:07Speaker 4: And I'm like, the hook is kidding me?
- 7:09Speaker 8: What do I do?
- 7:11Speaker 10: Like?
- 7:13Speaker 2: Oh, man, that's the pimp for a refund. I don't
- 7:15Speaker 2: like this.
- 7:17Speaker 4: I thought the pimps hit, not you.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, anyway, sorry?
- 7:22Speaker 11: Continue.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Yeah, you knew day one how it was going to
- 7:25Speaker 3: end and when, and that's that's wild.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Do she become a vampire? No, I've never seen seen
- 7:33Speaker 2: the movie. Oh my god, you've never never watched I've
- 7:36Speaker 2: never seen the show.
- 7:37Speaker 12: Oh my god, a new podcast idea.
- 7:43Speaker 1: I haven't like everything comes the head vampire and starts
- 7:47Speaker 1: a multi level marketing campaign.
- 7:50Speaker 9: She starts in the m l M.
- 7:53Speaker 2: You get to subscribe, you get and then it's your
- 8:00Speaker 2: down line that sounds dangerous.
- 8:04Speaker 12: And you get a third of the blood from each
- 8:06Speaker 12: of your sired so much blood.
- 8:15Speaker 13: Bitch in my well, I'm gay, so you know what, Hello, goodbye.
- 8:21Speaker 13: So yeah, we have different levels of bitch. Like with
- 8:24Speaker 13: Cameron and I, it's moved from bitch. We just say,
- 8:31Speaker 13: like the dog whispered yes, so people.
- 8:39Speaker 2: See, Oh I like that one.
- 8:41Speaker 3: So he's so he's on board with bish because it
- 8:44Speaker 3: is a variation of the word for a specific time.
- 8:47Speaker 3: I hear, that's what I'm hearing.
- 8:49Speaker 1: How do you feel about saying giving people grace? That
- 8:53Speaker 1: one drives Aaron crazy?
- 8:55Speaker 3: You made the same face I made.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Yes, it's so little overplayed. Yeah, I think we all
- 9:02Speaker 1: got it from our therapists because we were wondering why
- 9:06Speaker 1: we kept saying it so much.
- 9:09Speaker 3: It was filling me with rage. If we're just being
- 9:12Speaker 3: totally honest.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I give Aaron grace on saying that's just some swat.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Grace, And then I tell her she's being a real
- 9:22Speaker 3: bitch instead of a bish because she's using grace.
- 9:26Speaker 13: Maybe grace he died thirty year grace.
- 9:33Speaker 3: The blessing.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Like they're making them like they're eighties? Are you age shaming?
- 9:40Speaker 6: My husband actually sent me a meme this morning that
- 9:44Speaker 6: said women in their fifties in the eighties and now,
- 9:46Speaker 6: and I had a picture of Blanche and then Sophia Vargara.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, big difference.
- 9:52Speaker 2: They didn't get a bunch of work done either. I
- 9:54Speaker 2: don't know.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Sophia has first episode of the series. Every that Sophia
- 10:01Speaker 3: has had a stroke recently and recovered, and then she's
- 10:04Speaker 3: come to live with them, so she lost the ability
- 10:07Speaker 3: to like filter what she says. So Sophia always says
- 10:10Speaker 3: the most blunt, like if anyone is gonna slutshame more
- 10:15Speaker 3: than her in an episode, I would be surprised because
- 10:17Speaker 3: she cannot stop herself from.
- 10:21Speaker 2: It's a funny character.
- 10:22Speaker 1: I love when she calls blinch slut puppy. I says me, yes, Abby, yes,
- 10:28Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but I need
- 10:31Speaker 1: you to.
- 10:31Speaker 14: Eat your cheesecake and get out here.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am, okay.
- 10:39Speaker 9: I can't believe you're not recording this. This is gold.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Listener.
- 10:44Speaker 1: I had to start recording because Aaron bang and knee
- 10:46Speaker 1: and she's making the best faces and noises.
- 10:49Speaker 3: Oh god, it's so bad. I basically slammed my knee
- 10:54Speaker 3: into a metal pole, right now, That's what I did.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Oh if I can't walk tomorrow, Oh, it's because I
- 11:01Speaker 3: tried to hobble my knee somehow.
- 11:03Speaker 2: I don't know Annie yourself.
- 11:06Speaker 3: I was like, Aaron, write more content, do more art.
- 11:12Speaker 3: Your leg's broken.
- 11:13Speaker 6: She heard her knee on the pole.
- 11:17Speaker 3: It would not be the first time.
- 11:19Speaker 2: I believe it didn't even get paid for it. How
- 11:24Speaker 2: many breastfeeders did you get at the Disney Show?
- 11:26Speaker 3: I watched that kid take a full on shit. I
- 11:31Speaker 3: forgotten what a butthole looks like as it opens up
- 11:35Speaker 3: and a turd comes out. And I couldn't stop the show.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Our shows were timed.
- 11:44Speaker 9: Once.
- 11:44Speaker 3: I was like, I literally was right about the audience's
- 11:48Speaker 3: marveled that Mickey could whistle portion of the beginning of
- 11:51Speaker 3: the show, and at that point, the videos kept going,
- 11:55Speaker 3: the lights kept moving around on the stage. I just
- 11:59Speaker 3: watched this kid take a shit.
- 12:01Speaker 15: Hey, Jeff, what are we doing?
- 12:03Speaker 9: Why are you whispering?
- 12:04Speaker 15: Because all of our devices are constantly listening to us.
- 12:07Speaker 15: Unless we take massive efforts to protect our online privacy,
- 12:11Speaker 15: all the details of our lives will be in the
- 12:12Speaker 15: hands of mega corporations.
- 12:14Speaker 9: Okay, sure, but this is the promo for our podcast.
- 12:17Speaker 9: We need people to be able to hear us this time.
- 12:20Speaker 15: Why do we need a promo?
- 12:21Speaker 9: Oh funny you should ask. We're now members of the
- 12:23Speaker 9: Odd Pods Media Network.
- 12:25Speaker 15: Are they one of those global conglomerates.
- 12:27Speaker 9: No, they're just a really awesome podcast network full of
- 12:30Speaker 9: great shows like ours.
- 12:31Speaker 15: Well, is there anything specific we need to say?
- 12:34Speaker 9: We should probably tell them what our podcast is about.
- 12:36Speaker 15: Oh, it's about how the algorithm shapes our lives and
- 12:39Speaker 15: how tech companies profit off our personal information. We dabble
- 12:42Speaker 15: in tech conspiracy theories and talk about how billionaires are
- 12:45Speaker 15: all buttholes.
- 12:46Speaker 9: I don't think we should say buttholes.
- 12:47Speaker 15: In the promo, but we already did twice.
- 12:52Speaker 9: Join us every other Monday for new episodes of suggested
- 12:55Speaker 9: articles a podcast.
- 12:57Speaker 16: Yeah, if you ever have time, you should go read.
- 13:00Speaker 16: I write a review for every movie I do, and
- 13:02Speaker 16: it's always pretty self deprecating. You review your own movie,
- 13:07Speaker 16: Oh yeah, they're just in the Amazon reviews. Like I'll
- 13:13Speaker 16: usually say something like, oh, it's an amazing movie, but
- 13:15Speaker 16: that director needs to lose twenty pounds or you know,
- 13:18Speaker 16: something like that every now and then screenshot them and
- 13:22Speaker 16: send them to me. I'm just like, yep, that's me.
- 13:24Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome. I'm not looking that up right now.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so fun.
- 13:33Speaker 6: Hey, I mean you gotta be able to laugh at yourself.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we grew up with the muppets, Statland
- 13:40Speaker 1: and Waldorf.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Ye, Hero Science Theater, right, you got.
- 13:45Speaker 14: Oh this is you? Hold on?
- 13:49Speaker 1: Oh ship? Where'd you get those?
- 13:53Speaker 17: You made those for those that can't see.
- 13:55Speaker 16: That's the robots for Mystery Science Theater.
- 13:56Speaker 15: Three thousands got a tom and a crow.
- 13:59Speaker 9: Wow?
- 14:00Speaker 2: How hard was that to make?
- 14:01Speaker 16: It's built out of all the original parts, so it
- 14:04Speaker 16: was harder to source the parts than it was to
- 14:06Speaker 16: actually build them.
- 14:07Speaker 9: Wow. Had him for like twenty years now.
- 14:11Speaker 1: If they weren't copyrighted, I'd be like put him in
- 14:12Speaker 1: a movie, truly, just him laying on the ground.
- 14:16Speaker 2: See if someone cans fond just in the background.
- 14:18Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Can I embarrass you and read this review?
- 14:20Speaker 9: Please?
- 14:21Speaker 2: Please?
- 14:22Speaker 16: You can't embarrass me.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Well, that's a challenge.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Five stars. Fantastic movie. I'll tell you the truth. It's
- 14:29Speaker 3: an amazing documentary. But the director not a fan. The
- 14:33Speaker 3: dude actually put himself in his own movie tasteless. That's
- 14:37Speaker 3: the equivalent of writing your own review, which would be
- 14:40Speaker 3: a gross move under any circumstances. I will say the
- 14:44Speaker 3: dude has dropped some serious weight since this doc, so
- 14:47Speaker 3: good job on the glow up, but it's still not
- 14:49Speaker 3: enough to get past that ugly mug A mother couldn't
- 14:52Speaker 3: even love. A plus to the doc, d minus to
- 14:55Speaker 3: the director.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Everybody poops.
- 14:59Speaker 2: Welcome to on the Luni. There's our new Wow.
- 15:05Speaker 18: You know I.
- 15:07Speaker 19: I'm just gonna lean into it feels fine with me.
- 15:11Speaker 3: It's not what I would have planned, but let's do it.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Welcome Welcome to on the Luni where everybody poops.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Yeah, even our guests, what do you think?
- 15:24Speaker 2: Take him? He's mind will be.
- 15:26Speaker 11: About except for me. Sometime they guess, Oh, you and Kristin. Okay,
- 15:32Speaker 11: I'm gonna go out on a limb on this one.
- 15:34Speaker 11: And I think this is the episode where Dorothy has
- 15:37Speaker 11: some sort of psychotic break and she leaves Florida to
- 15:42Speaker 11: move to Ohio and she becomes a She follows her
- 15:46Speaker 11: lifelong ambition to become a linebacker for the Cleveland Browns.
- 15:53Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, I can see that and you got that
- 15:59Speaker 3: out of takes.
- 16:01Speaker 11: Yeah, they're taking her or him.
- 16:07Speaker 9: All right.
- 16:08Speaker 8: I think that it's the postman comes by and way
- 16:17Speaker 8: uh comes by and for whatever reason they open the door,
- 16:21Speaker 8: as he's always walking away, and so there's just you know,
- 16:24Speaker 8: this opportunity that they could you introduce themselves to him.
- 16:27Speaker 8: But they think it'll be a piece of cake, but
- 16:29Speaker 8: it's not.
- 16:30Speaker 9: They just want the cake.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Can you slid from your house to your recording studio?
- 16:36Speaker 2: The funny thing is technically.
- 16:41Speaker 3: Okay, well add a teer to your Patreon.
- 16:46Speaker 9: Funny as.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I don't know if we survived the endeavor, but I
- 16:49Speaker 2: think we could do.
- 16:50Speaker 8: It.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Is a steep hill, more like a ten to fifteen
- 16:55Speaker 2: foot drop.
- 16:56Speaker 15: Oh we live in a second floor apartment.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's been so long. I missed you
- 17:02Speaker 2: guys so much. Oh we missed you too.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Uh yep, I missed you so much.
- 17:09Speaker 1: That acting was so hard, that was like but I
- 17:13Speaker 1: believed it so much.
- 17:15Speaker 14: I felt it.
- 17:16Speaker 1: How was that not believable?
- 17:18Speaker 2: What if you did that on the news? Good morning,
- 17:20Speaker 2: it's four thirty. I missed you.
- 17:24Speaker 1: How do you know I don't do All the olds
- 17:26Speaker 1: would be so happy.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Oh, enjoy your moll walking today.
- 17:30Speaker 3: The olds love her.
- 17:32Speaker 2: That is my biggest fan day. I hope your oatmeal
- 17:35Speaker 2: isn't too spicy and you have a good day.
- 17:38Speaker 3: When Wesley said my dad's name and went I know him,
- 17:42Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we talked about it in the household for
- 17:46Speaker 3: like months.
- 17:49Speaker 1: And famous, look at my contribution to the world.
- 17:54Speaker 20: This is huge, you know, saying people's names on TV and.
- 17:59Speaker 3: You re enjoy it.
- 18:00Speaker 2: They ever get people the prank names through? Oh god, yeah, Janis,
- 18:06Speaker 2: I love you Janis.
- 18:09Speaker 20: Oh yeah, we don't in Portland, be like we're good
- 18:11Speaker 20: at kind of finding them better. But like the smaller
- 18:14Speaker 20: stations I worked at, and like we would get all
- 18:17Speaker 20: the time in Eugene. Yeah, I wish I could remember
- 18:24Speaker 20: some other ones or some really good classics.
- 18:26Speaker 3: But you yeah, Jack, no off.
- 18:33Speaker 2: This original.
- 18:35Speaker 7: Sorry, we're all one away from Big Daddy's Little Lady.
- 18:38Speaker 1: You guys, I'm so sorry to it.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, go on, g I don't have a quiz
- 18:43Speaker 3: prepared for that, so if you want that one, you
- 18:45Speaker 3: have to have to come back. I can't just quick.
- 18:51Speaker 3: Not that good.
- 18:52Speaker 16: I wish I was.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Okay, fine, we'll do the romantic.
- 18:55Speaker 3: One, honestly, as a woman with like three days worth
- 18:59Speaker 3: of dishes and are saying right now saying I fully
- 19:02Speaker 3: get it.
- 19:03Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 19:04Speaker 3: I went in the kitchen this morning and I was like, nope, nope,
- 19:08Speaker 3: I threw some yogurt and yeah, that's that's tomorrow for me.
- 19:13Speaker 14: Is hi get people with Nay, you can't see me,
- 19:18Speaker 14: but I'm Abby and we're gonna watch a show and
- 19:22Speaker 14: we'll come my bad because we like you.
- 19:26Speaker 3: Thank you bye out there. The listeners I really love
- 19:30Speaker 3: on like the Disney Channel when I'm watching it for
- 19:33Speaker 3: Abby finger quotes there if you didn't hear that in
- 19:35Speaker 3: my voice. I love when Disney Junior goes, okay, everyone,
- 19:41Speaker 3: what do you think you see in the tree? And
- 19:44Speaker 3: then they pause because all around the world at that
- 19:47Speaker 3: exact moment, like you are about to do, the kids.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Are like a cat, there's a cat in the tree.
- 19:54Speaker 19: Well, you can find out for yourself, because somehow in
- 19:58Speaker 19: the searching I I found the Titanic movie pull float
- 20:03Speaker 19: forty eight inches by eighty four inches inflatable double size
- 20:08Speaker 19: two first wrapped of floating door fun swimming lounger. Could
- 20:13Speaker 19: Rose really have saved Jack great gift for film fans,
- 20:17Speaker 19: and that was.
- 20:18Speaker 7: The entire description.
- 20:20Speaker 3: Fuckers. Oh okay, what's up fuckers?
- 20:24Speaker 2: This bitch I already see the editing work I have
- 20:27Speaker 2: to do.
- 20:29Speaker 3: I think we should be as a grassive as possible
- 20:31Speaker 3: with our listeners.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Listen to my fucking podcast.
- 20:35Speaker 3: Why don't you fucking listen to us? Well, now, isn't
- 20:38Speaker 3: it every day? Because they've got after sun and unseen bits?
- 20:41Speaker 3: Because we get too so I think it's unseen bit.
- 20:47Speaker 10: Oh just like, well, there isn't. Unfortunately, there isn't an
- 20:53Speaker 10: unseen bitch.
- 20:54Speaker 3: We see them all.
- 20:58Speaker 7: Miss Hey, what is your shirt?
- 21:00Speaker 2: Madam?
- 21:01Speaker 3: Big tit energy? Yep, yep, we thought it said that
- 21:06Speaker 3: tracks will be right back with you. We have to
- 21:14Speaker 3: go p onhu. Everybody weed right there.
- 21:22Speaker 2: Let's make it Coco all all right, let's keep the
- 21:27Speaker 2: memory of Coco live. I guess I love it. What
- 21:31Speaker 2: would Coco do in this episode dinner?
- 21:36Speaker 3: Yes, he'd be putting away all.
- 21:42Speaker 7: On the table and she takes out in the middle
- 21:45Speaker 7: of the night, and.
- 21:45Speaker 6: It's just like.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Those poor women, I can't eat a thing.
- 21:55Speaker 3: That's why they needed Cocoe.
- 21:59Speaker 1: You who ends up doing his rose because she's too nice?
- 22:02Speaker 3: They walk all over her.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Today is on len and I TSA.
- 22:06Speaker 7: Please come to the recording with your notepad.
- 22:09Speaker 3: You're remote, and any other items you may need.
- 22:12Speaker 7: Thank you. I want to know, I really want to
- 22:16Speaker 7: know when Dorothy is just gonna lose her shit and
- 22:22Speaker 7: smack Rose in the face.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Didn't she stop on her foot in another episode?
- 22:27Speaker 7: Yeah, but that was episode two?
- 22:29Speaker 2: Yeah, she tries to hold it together.
- 22:33Speaker 7: She's got some patience that one.
- 22:35Speaker 9: What's that like?
- 22:37Speaker 2: Did you want to keep eating your bagel? I put
- 22:42Speaker 2: it down.
- 22:43Speaker 3: It was that last little piece of cheese.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to go, going gone.
- 22:49Speaker 3: We'll do it again, but I'll never do it as
- 22:50Speaker 3: well as I did it that last time. No, keep going, guys,
- 22:53Speaker 3: I hate to do this for episode ten, but squirrel,
- 22:58Speaker 3: it's it's those just cute enough sociopaths that get the
- 23:03Speaker 3: big numbers and the murders. You know, if you're born
- 23:06Speaker 3: ugly in your sociopath you're fuck. You gotta work so
- 23:09Speaker 3: much harder to schmooz a woman into your car.
- 23:12Speaker 7: The killer, you know, right, that could look the name
- 23:15Speaker 7: of the next movie. Just cute enough, just cute enough.
- 23:23Speaker 2: No Lifetime Presents because.
- 23:26Speaker 3: Murderers, well, I mean, Hallmark could make you know, a.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Joint collaboration just cute enough for Christmas.
- 23:36Speaker 10: They have sex with each Dinosaurs have sex with each
- 23:39Speaker 10: other because I'm trying to think of, you know, anatomically,
- 23:42Speaker 10: how that would be possible for a species.
- 23:47Speaker 7: There's getting down.
- 23:49Speaker 3: A lot of rubbing.
- 23:50Speaker 1: The rubbing is there like some kind of an adaptor
- 23:54Speaker 1: and and and what you would like?
- 23:58Speaker 3: It's like going to France you have like the little
- 24:00Speaker 3: outlet bugs. Hey, guys, are you passionate about prison plate wear?
- 24:06Speaker 3: Then you should come watch on the Lini with us
- 24:09Speaker 3: where we watch a Golden Girls episode, play a little game,
- 24:12Speaker 3: and talk a little shit part of the Odd PUDs
- 24:15Speaker 3: Media Network.
- 24:16Speaker 1: We need to ask mister Aaron, when did you first
- 24:19Speaker 1: see The Golden Girls.
- 24:21Speaker 9: Yes, ooh, good question.
- 24:23Speaker 12: I must have been a kid, very very young when
- 24:24Speaker 12: I first saw it. All I knew was that I
- 24:27Speaker 12: absolutely loved it. I thought it was like the greatest
- 24:30Speaker 12: thing ever since sliced bread. As a kid, I would
- 24:32Speaker 12: watch it when whenever it came on, just because I
- 24:35Speaker 12: knew Sophia was my absolute favorite, just because I mean,
- 24:40Speaker 12: like the Zingers were just so on point, and also
- 24:44Speaker 12: just the way it made Dorothy react.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Mom.
- 24:47Speaker 12: It's always got me always got me rolling.
- 24:51Speaker 9: She did it? Fuck?
- 24:54Speaker 8: What did I do.
- 24:56Speaker 1: You hate? I like when Aaron talks dirty. He said, fuck,
- 25:01Speaker 1: talk dirty to me.
- 25:02Speaker 2: Book Danny, Yeah, say whatever I want.
- 25:08Speaker 1: I just flooded my basement. I love hitting on Eric
- 25:14Speaker 1: because he gets all shy.
- 25:18Speaker 3: Now he's dying, I think, well, yeah, I will say
- 25:25Speaker 3: much to Kristen's shame. Sometimes if Abby talks to her
- 25:28Speaker 3: when we're on the phone, she leans in and talks
- 25:32Speaker 3: back to Abby. So I've I've I've recruited another crazy
- 25:36Speaker 3: to my it's of.
- 25:38Speaker 1: The human psyche that we allow ourselves to just go
- 25:41Speaker 1: nuts and talk to babies and animals.
- 25:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean on the Fink Show to normalize.
- 25:50Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Jodie talked to Abby when you stayed
- 25:52Speaker 3: here for that week. Also, I think you responded, even
- 25:55Speaker 3: if it was just me doing his voice.
- 25:57Speaker 7: Or jeremies maybe you know there was a little love
- 26:00Speaker 7: connection going on.
- 26:01Speaker 2: I mean, did they have a bromance?
- 26:04Speaker 12: Who didn't when Jeremy walked in the room.
- 26:09Speaker 3: He is a good looking guy.
- 26:10Speaker 21: I'm not gonna lie.
- 26:11Speaker 3: I mean, he's all right.
- 26:13Speaker 2: Chris is like, get off my.
- 26:17Speaker 7: Let's talk about how hot the widow Kristen's husband.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Is he's got the long hair now it's very attractive.
- 26:23Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, one of the four of us, I won't
- 26:28Speaker 3: say who, but one of the four of us definitely
- 26:30Speaker 3: owned a shirt that said free Martha, no justice, no Keish.
- 26:35Speaker 3: I won't say who had that. It's me. I don't
- 26:39Speaker 3: get it. The reason these pictures is out was that
- 26:42Speaker 3: I was talking about this teacher. So in sixth grade,
- 26:44Speaker 3: we got a teacher fired, and then we got this
- 26:47Speaker 3: cool hippie dude that just like brought in coloring stuff.
- 26:52Speaker 3: And I remembered that he came as a hippie when
- 26:55Speaker 3: he always dressed like a hippie, and I just thought
- 26:58Speaker 3: it was so weird. And then I found this picture
- 27:00Speaker 3: and I was like, look at my face. Someone must
- 27:02Speaker 3: have been disrespecting him, because I've loved this teacher from
- 27:05Speaker 3: the second he showed up to replace the guy who
- 27:07Speaker 3: got fired for drinking vodka during the school day. If
- 27:10Speaker 3: someone told childhood Aaron she would be eating like all
- 27:13Speaker 3: kinds of different veggie chips. As an adult, she'd be like,
- 27:17Speaker 3: fuck you get out of here. You know what you're
- 27:18Speaker 3: talking about, But like they're so.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Good, I'm gonna run away.
- 27:21Speaker 8: From home.
- 27:21Speaker 2: That's terrible.
- 27:22Speaker 3: That sounds like torture.
- 27:23Speaker 2: I have string cheese from now.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Are you a peeler or a bier?
- 27:27Speaker 2: You have feeling big?
- 27:31Speaker 3: There's string cheese dicks. Basically look at how big they are.
- 27:35Speaker 3: They're huge.
- 27:38Speaker 6: My family, there's my stepdad has family in Wisconsin and
- 27:43Speaker 6: they went back from years and they brought me back
- 27:45Speaker 6: my Dylan garlic cheese kurts, my.
- 27:49Speaker 3: Cheese whips. Did you get did you get that summer sausage?
- 27:54Speaker 2: Oh no, not veniceon this time, but the summer sausages.
- 27:59Speaker 3: But did you get a cheese Nativity scene?
- 28:03Speaker 1: Oh?
- 28:05Speaker 4: Was that of.
- 28:07Speaker 18: No?
- 28:07Speaker 3: But didn't Sophia get one from phill or someone? In
- 28:10Speaker 3: the first episode she talked about getting Oh that's right. Sorry,
- 28:14Speaker 3: I was trying to call back. I have to always
- 28:17Speaker 3: be eating to podcast this much and always be eating
- 28:20Speaker 3: on the anyway. It is a Jeff Bezos company, Amazon branded.
- 28:29Speaker 3: It's bad news bears, guys. The internal it pulls apart
- 28:33Speaker 3: like a grilled cheese, like like it doesn't want to
- 28:35Speaker 3: let go of the filling inside. That's not normal. But
- 28:40Speaker 3: it was a dollar eighty nine for what would have
- 28:42Speaker 3: been like a four dollars or five dollars pack of
- 28:45Speaker 3: pop tarts. So I tried it. It was bad, but
- 28:49Speaker 3: I'm also poor starving artists, so I'm gonna eat this
- 28:52Speaker 3: piece of shit poptart lovingly. Oh yeah, based like a
- 28:58Speaker 3: dollar eighty nine.
- 29:01Speaker 10: Kristen's making notes about you. Look at that she's making
- 29:04Speaker 10: notes about Okay, can I tell you?
- 29:07Speaker 3: I have to come with you and she is.
- 29:09Speaker 7: Taking notes to make sure that you are eating right?
- 29:15Speaker 6: Okay, I have.
- 29:19Speaker 3: I know what she's writing. I have to come clean.
- 29:22Speaker 3: I have to be honest with you. We have a
- 29:24Speaker 3: pee wee Herman word of the day when we talk.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, so now that cat's out of the bag.
- 29:34Speaker 3: When I stayed bandwidth, I stay bandwidth so much that
- 29:38Speaker 3: we started going.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Because it's like the.
- 29:42Speaker 5: Word of the day from Peewee's Playhouse.
- 29:45Speaker 3: And I blame my boss's boss's boss because he's the
- 29:49Speaker 3: one that says it to me all the time and
- 29:51Speaker 3: I can't stop saying it. Oh yeah, tell us, how
- 29:54Speaker 3: you guys met?
- 29:59Speaker 4: So?
- 30:00Speaker 3: Did you guys fuck in a nineteen ten Ronald Town
- 30:03Speaker 3: carriage motor car?
- 30:05Speaker 6: I wish that'd be fun No, we met online in
- 30:12Speaker 6: Funny twelve on Okay, Cupid.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Oh, we were like a really odds. She beat the
- 30:20Speaker 3: odds and found the one person that wasn't a scammer
- 30:23Speaker 3: on Cupid.
- 30:25Speaker 8: Oh wow.
- 30:26Speaker 2: I never used that site. I didn't know what had scammers.
- 30:28Speaker 6: Our first date was a Vietnamese restaurant near my work.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Some fun and then some king some fucking no just fun.
- 30:39Speaker 10: Is on it.
- 30:40Speaker 6: But it was funny because we found out that he
- 30:45Speaker 6: lived down the street from where I worked and he
- 30:48Speaker 6: worked at the same store that my cousin worked at
- 30:51Speaker 6: at Winco. So oh, kind of funny. But yeah, so
- 30:56Speaker 6: we met online and handed up not being a weirdo
- 30:59Speaker 6: creep and.
- 31:02Speaker 3: History.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
- 31:06Speaker 3: It's not.
- 31:09Speaker 9: Right the wine chooses or some ship and that's.
- 31:11Speaker 3: The one that chose.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a little show where they picked someone
- 31:14Speaker 1: and they do like the wand chooses them, and we
- 31:18Speaker 1: got to do it.
- 31:20Speaker 2: We went up to her and we were like, oh, congratulations, thanks.
- 31:23Speaker 2: I was like, you get the wand for free? Like no,
- 31:27Speaker 2: I was like you get a discount.
- 31:28Speaker 15: She's like no.
- 31:29Speaker 2: I was like, well that sucks, something a little extra.
- 31:32Speaker 9: Just take that and turn and run.
- 31:39Speaker 3: You guys ever make snow cream?
- 31:41Speaker 1: Snow cream?
- 31:43Speaker 6: Yeah? We used to when I lived further up where
- 31:46Speaker 6: we got snow. We put a bowl outside on the
- 31:48Speaker 6: patio and it fill up with snow, and then you'd
- 31:51Speaker 6: add like a little bit of milk and vanilla to
- 31:54Speaker 6: it and make like an ice cream out of the snow.
- 31:57Speaker 9: I was so good I used to, but I made
- 31:59Speaker 9: the mistake.
- 32:00Speaker 2: The yellow one one was eating trash from the outside.
- 32:03Speaker 4: Sorry.
- 32:04Speaker 6: Yeah, it wasn't like near the city like our nearest
- 32:08Speaker 6: neighbor was like a couple of miles away.
- 32:09Speaker 2: You find little doggie presence in them.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Did you get together with Laura and Blind Mary and
- 32:15Speaker 3: make maple candy in the snow too? Did MA heat
- 32:18Speaker 3: it up for you? Hey, no, that's snow.
- 32:24Speaker 1: I was like, we were adorable, weird person.
- 32:29Speaker 3: I'll be honest.
- 32:30Speaker 2: I won't even trust her own rain water. Yeah, this
- 32:35Speaker 2: is like thirty years ago.
- 32:37Speaker 3: But that's true.
- 32:38Speaker 7: Okay, thirty years ago.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Sure nowadays.
- 32:40Speaker 6: No, I got my new e bike set up and
- 32:44Speaker 6: started riding that.
- 32:45Speaker 4: It is so much fun.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, you bikes are fun. Yeah, I'm loving it.
- 32:51Speaker 3: I got a picture of her riding her bike just
- 32:53Speaker 3: the other day.
- 32:54Speaker 2: And you commute to work with it?
- 32:56Speaker 6: No, My commute's very short.
- 32:59Speaker 2: It's living him to my office. She's riding in the
- 33:03Speaker 2: house when the cat way.
- 33:08Speaker 18: Move it.
- 33:09Speaker 3: Baylor taking bikes to work.
- 33:13Speaker 15: I know that feeling.
- 33:14Speaker 9: It's great.
- 33:16Speaker 2: You said you went to school for animals.
- 33:18Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, I would animal management.
- 33:21Speaker 2: But it's basically you can sum up to any like
- 33:23Speaker 2: you put them in ties. Yes, yeah, maybe reports. They
- 33:27Speaker 2: can put together a proper resume so they can get
- 33:30Speaker 2: a good job. That's important animal.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Do you have like a whole leadership training program or
- 33:36Speaker 3: is it typical of most management where it's just yeah,
- 33:40Speaker 3: totally management, but they know how to dress up.
- 33:43Speaker 19: And write.
- 33:45Speaker 18: That that one.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Fair management sty Okay, fabulous, Okay, chicken scratch, I as
- 33:53Speaker 1: I give his resume back to the chicken.
- 33:56Speaker 3: No, but I used to much like in uh newsies.
- 34:02Speaker 3: I used to wait for the girl to sing her
- 34:05Speaker 3: one line that she got in the whole movie for Milan,
- 34:09Speaker 3: I would wait and be a man to oh he
- 34:13Speaker 3: doesn't see you right through me.
- 34:14Speaker 6: Well, I did buy the biker shorts and the cushion
- 34:16Speaker 6: in the butt because, let me tell you it's needed.
- 34:19Speaker 3: Yeah, let me tell you, I got a picture.
- 34:21Speaker 12: I had no idea that biker shirts came with built
- 34:25Speaker 12: in cushions.
- 34:26Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yes, the nice ones do, because I'm wearing
- 34:31Speaker 3: some from Amazon right now that are very clearly just fashioneds. No,
- 34:36Speaker 3: there's no butt cushion in these.
- 34:38Speaker 2: I should get some for work, I mean, yeah, taken
- 34:44Speaker 2: up cycling, sir, No, No, not at all.
- 34:47Speaker 3: Like I'm less stressed. I feel rejuvenated in that, Like
- 34:51Speaker 3: I stepped away from work for six days. However, my
- 34:55Speaker 3: body is like, hey, did you know you're fat and
- 34:58Speaker 3: old and you shouldn't walked like fourteen thousand steps a
- 35:02Speaker 3: couple of those days I was wrong with you? Or
- 35:05Speaker 3: like I watched Fantasmic and I paid for the meal
- 35:09Speaker 3: package where you get like reserved seating. Oh, except that
- 35:13Speaker 3: still means you sit on the ground like a flecking peasant.
- 35:16Speaker 3: And so my fat ass sat in front of the
- 35:19Speaker 3: rivers of America on concrete.
- 35:22Speaker 2: Like or like paving or tail boner.
- 35:26Speaker 3: Yeah, everything about me hurt. The man next to me
- 35:29Speaker 3: and I made a friendship packed. His wife at first
- 35:33Speaker 3: was concerned we were talking, but realized it was quickly
- 35:36Speaker 3: that we took turns synchronizing how we moved our legs
- 35:40Speaker 3: to stretch them because we were too old to sit
- 35:43Speaker 3: christ for an hour, and then we we kind of
- 35:48Speaker 3: all helped each other out at the end of the show,
- 35:51Speaker 3: Like the young people around us leaped to their feet
- 35:53Speaker 3: and went away, and we were just sitting by the help.
- 35:58Speaker 3: His wife pulled herself up with the bars, and he
- 36:01Speaker 3: and I tried, but our legs were so weak from
- 36:03Speaker 3: the calisthenics we've been doing that we kind of helped
- 36:07Speaker 3: each other up, Like he grabbed my elbow and I
- 36:10Speaker 3: used the railing, and then I one of the witch.
- 36:13Speaker 3: I grabbed his hand the way like men in movies do,
- 36:16Speaker 3: where like I grabbed a little bit of the wrist
- 36:19Speaker 3: and he grabbed it. Was it was intense. I feel
- 36:22Speaker 3: like we definitely were in the trenches together and all
- 36:25Speaker 3: we did was get sprayed on by water as.
- 36:29Speaker 2: From a Bundy.
- 36:30Speaker 1: One of our beloved Golden Girls is getting her own stamp.
- 36:34Speaker 5: United States Postal Service, Benny.
- 36:36Speaker 1: White, March twenty seven.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Yes, oh yes, And it looks like the photos.
- 36:43Speaker 1: From past, like she was older than when she was
- 36:47Speaker 1: on this show.
- 36:48Speaker 3: She was on our show.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too bad they only have the one photo.
- 36:54Speaker 15: But what are you gonna do?
- 36:55Speaker 3: Well, So I've been asking my ups story every time
- 36:58Speaker 3: I go in there because they have they have stamps,
- 37:00Speaker 3: and a lot of people don't think of that of
- 37:03Speaker 3: ups for stamps.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's fun to see the fun stamps. Like
- 37:06Speaker 1: I had Hot Wheel stamps one time.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Yeah, go in there. I'm like, you have Betty White
- 37:10Speaker 3: stance yet, And the guy's.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Like, no, well no, because it's not the twenty seventh
- 37:16Speaker 2: twenty seventh.
- 37:17Speaker 6: Although I was looking it up because I was like,
- 37:19Speaker 6: I want to buy a bunch of these, Yeah.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Because I love Betty White.
- 37:23Speaker 6: I didn't realize how much Forever stamps were now. Last
- 37:26Speaker 6: time I had checked, they were fifty five Saturday.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Seventy seventy one cents seventy one stamp now and what
- 37:33Speaker 1: is there twenty on there? That was fourteen twenty for Hey, So,
- 37:40Speaker 1: did you tell Aggie not to have a potty mouth
- 37:42Speaker 1: because I I don't mind a potty mouth?
- 37:44Speaker 20: No, No, potty mouth is final be offensive?
- 37:47Speaker 1: Yeah, oh offences.
- 37:50Speaker 2: I can't think of any of it. Yeah, I can't
- 37:53Speaker 2: think of any other. Honestly, it's kind of fucked up
- 37:55Speaker 2: because like I can't think of twee wee. But I
- 37:58Speaker 2: can also like a all day.
- 38:02Speaker 1: The guys at my work yesterday it was just fucking fu,
- 38:06Speaker 1: fucking fuck, like they can't think.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Of something, so that's the placeholder.
- 38:10Speaker 3: Yep, I don't.
- 38:12Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me. But I'm like, guys, get some vocabulary,
- 38:16Speaker 1: like seriously, be creative with it.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Like have some fun.
- 38:21Speaker 21: Him it's some for.
- 38:26Speaker 14: If you have any cheesecake bites off, you should eat
- 38:29Speaker 14: them longy and steee.
- 38:32Speaker 4: Hi can care.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Our first guest checked out in her padre's gear.
- 38:39Speaker 2: She waved to all.
- 38:42Speaker 17: That's kind of cool though that she got such a
- 38:44Speaker 17: nice reception. And then when I popped in when she
- 38:47Speaker 17: was recording her session, all I could hear through the headphones.
- 38:50Speaker 18: Was boo, we did we didn't make you feel bad.
- 38:58Speaker 18: I don't know if I was a part I definitely.
- 39:01Speaker 17: All I know is what I heard from the room
- 39:03Speaker 17: trying to come in and help, just some level to
- 39:07Speaker 17: take over through I was trying to be an assistive husband.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Well, let's I'll take this mode to apologize.
- 39:16Speaker 2: We welcome you to the LLI.
- 39:20Speaker 18: Here.
- 39:21Speaker 17: I accept it.
- 39:22Speaker 21: You have che and I could eat it if it
- 39:25Speaker 21: was Nila, Nila, I love you so much.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Every Yes, Ebbie, are you awaken now?
- 39:34Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 39:35Speaker 2: You were snoring?
- 39:36Speaker 1: You was you was so cute.
- 39:38Speaker 21: Yeah, I didn't put the cheesecake out, but I think
- 39:41Speaker 21: it's time to get in the car.
- 39:43Speaker 2: You want to get in the car. Yeah, where are
- 39:45Speaker 2: we going?
- 39:47Speaker 21: Then you go to my grandma's house in a little bit.
- 39:50Speaker 21: Oh yeah, yeah, So you eat your old your old cheesecake.
- 39:56Speaker 1: We'll eat the one on the freezer that's all burned.
- 40:00Speaker 8: On.
- 40:01Speaker 1: You go enjoy your day, Abby Zavvy mm hmm.
- 40:04Speaker 3: Abby said that the cheesecakes ready. Yeah, it's.
- 40:09Speaker 2: John. We got you some vegan cheese.
- 40:11Speaker 3: Thank you, kick sweat because it's it's not it's not
- 40:16Speaker 3: as cold. It's the cheesecake is sweating.
- 40:20Speaker 17: Oh that's good. Cheesecake Sweat was our name high school.
- 40:23Speaker 9: Brand name of high.
- 40:23Speaker 2: School were Cheesecake Sweat. We need a home.
- 40:27Speaker 3: We love you, Bye bye bye, good bye. I'm gonna
- 40:34Speaker 3: sit in the corner.