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Unclaimed Baggage Sale | Teens & News Media · The Bill Handel Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
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  Speaker 1: six forty three.
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  Speaker 2: KFI AM A six forty handle.
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  Speaker 3: Here on a Monday morning, December one, tomorrow Pastapon, We're
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  Speaker 3: gonna be broadcasting live all day, the entire all day
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  Speaker 3: parts KFI from five am wake up call right through
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  Speaker 3: eight pm with Conway and Love to see you there.
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  Speaker 3: It's at the Anaheim White House Restaurant in Anaheim. We
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  Speaker 3: have lots of good eies elements will be there with
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  Speaker 3: free samples for example.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let me tell you a story. What happened
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  Speaker 2: to me a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 3: I was on a flight and I had a pair
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  Speaker 3: of and I'd never spent this much money on a
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  Speaker 3: pair of headphones in my life. Three hundred bucks for
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  Speaker 3: a set of bows sounding or what does it sound?
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  Speaker 3: Just depressing? Whatever the hell they call those things? Uh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, cutting off sound? What do they call those?
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  Speaker 2: Neil? Yeah, yeah, noise canceling? Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I have to look at chat GP GTP again find
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  Speaker 3: out about my memory anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So I put I wasn't using him. I put him
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  Speaker 2: in that.
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  Speaker 3: Little h the uh, you know a little thing in
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  Speaker 3: front of you, you know a little the drawer thing.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, and I left him on the airplane. I forgot
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  Speaker 2: and uh as I did.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that i'd left them on the airplane
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  Speaker 3: until I got home, and then I went, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: and I was so upset. I didn't even call the
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  Speaker 3: airline to make a claim. And a pair of bows
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  Speaker 3: noise canceling.
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  Speaker 2: Headsets gone out of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Three hundred dollars, Thank you very much. So where do
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  Speaker 3: they probably go? Well, there is a store in Scottsboro, Alabama,
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  Speaker 3: and it's the only store of its kind. It's unclean
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  Speaker 3: baggage store, see only one in the country where it
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  Speaker 3: sells lost luggage, millions clothing items, jewelry, electronics, abandoned belonging.
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  Speaker 3: Each year show up fifty thousand square feet of space,
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  Speaker 3: rows of clothes and shoes and books, electronics, everything from
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  Speaker 3: lost luggage to the stuff that's left on airplanes. Great
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  Speaker 3: left handed chicken kitchen cheers, chen chicken chs sheers, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: kitchen cheers.
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  Speaker 2: There's one that was kind of neat.
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  Speaker 3: Paper mache tinker bell from Peter Pan was dangling from
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  Speaker 3: the ceiling and they got that one. Now, airlines generally
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  Speaker 3: do not lose luggage, particularly today with the technology because
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  Speaker 3: it's all bar coded as you know, and they just
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  Speaker 3: the technology is terrific. However, occasionally they do or people
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  Speaker 3: leaving them, that's the big one. People leaving them in
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  Speaker 3: the overhead or the space in front of or behind
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  Speaker 3: the seat and grab people just leaving, just leaving stuff
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  Speaker 3: like it happened to me. Now you think that something
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  Speaker 3: like this would be around for a long time. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it started nineteen seventy, that's it. It started nineteen seventy
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  Speaker 3: by this guy, Dole Doyle Owens. He had a friend
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  Speaker 3: who worked for Trailways bus service.
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  Speaker 2: They did this, They sold the.
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  Speaker 3: Unclaimed items they took from the bus Trailways bus. Can
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  Speaker 3: you imagine what those unclaimed items were that you leave
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  Speaker 3: on a bus a long trip on a bus. So
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  Speaker 3: what he did, he saw what his friend did on Trailways.
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  Speaker 3: He borrowed three hundred dollars an old Chevy pickup truck
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  Speaker 3: and drove to Washington, d C.
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  Speaker 2: To collect the suitcases.
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  Speaker 3: In Washington, DC, they put ads in the newspaper in Scottsboro,
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  Speaker 3: Alabama and announced they were selling items from unclaimed baggage.
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  Speaker 2: So many people showed.
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  Speaker 3: Up that quite often they just ran out of inventory
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  Speaker 3: by the end of the day.
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  Speaker 2: WHOA how is that for successful?
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  Speaker 3: Now have you gone to that pawn shop that is
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  Speaker 3: owned by pond Stars that you see on TV where
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  Speaker 3: two thousand people line up and it's become a tourist attraction.
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  Speaker 3: Go to Scottsboro, Alabama. That is the main tourist attraction.
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  Speaker 3: More than a million people show up as tourists.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Now the store does get some unclaimed bags from trains
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  Speaker 3: and buses, but as you can imagine, the vast majority
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  Speaker 3: of this items left in seat pockets read bows, noise
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  Speaker 3: canceling headsets at three hundred dollars, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: There was a funeral caskede key once, a suitcase packed
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  Speaker 3: with wigs, a jar full of sharp teeth, two live
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  Speaker 3: rat snakes that were in a.
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  Speaker 2: Duffel bag that was released. They even have a small
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  Speaker 2: museum in the store.
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  Speaker 3: For example, inside someone left a suit of armor in
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  Speaker 3: a suitcase didn't claim it.
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  Speaker 2: A set of bagpipes.
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  Speaker 3: One of the favorite one is a puppet of Hoggle,
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  Speaker 3: the grumpy dwarf used in the nineteen eighty six fantasy
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  Speaker 3: movie Labyrinth, one of the worst movies that has ever
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  Speaker 3: ever been filmed on the planet. So we go last
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  Speaker 3: year where the last where we get the last numbers.
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  Speaker 3: Airlines mishandled. Basically six point three bags per thousand passengers,
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  Speaker 3: and ninety nine point five percent of suitcases are actually
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  Speaker 3: returned to customers. I don't know if you've ever had
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  Speaker 3: a suitcase that was lost.
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  Speaker 2: I went to another place.
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  Speaker 3: I once had a suitcase that ended up in Singapore
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  Speaker 3: and I was on my way to London at the time. Well,
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  Speaker 3: they found it and delivered it and it was three
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  Speaker 3: days later. They're really good about that. But if I
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  Speaker 3: don't claim, if I just leave it and don't make
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  Speaker 3: a claim, I'm done, even though they try to track
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  Speaker 3: me down. A lot of people don't get tracked down,
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  Speaker 3: which is why you now have a store fifty thousand
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  Speaker 3: square feet and a million.
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  Speaker 2: People show up. Not bad, not bad at all.
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  Speaker 3: Electronic items, by the way, that are also sold at
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  Speaker 3: ridiculously low prices, they go ahead and scrub them so
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  Speaker 3: personal information is gone.
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  Speaker 2: Used underwear are not allowed. That's a no. No.
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  Speaker 3: New underwear is with price tags on them. People just
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  Speaker 3: leave stuff. It's a great store. If I'm ever in Scottspurl, Alabama,
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  Speaker 3: it's Northeastern Alabama, and what are the chances on me
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  Speaker 3: ever going to Scottspurl, Alabama. Probably not huge, but hey,
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  Speaker 3: unclaim bag of the uncleim baggage store. Great idea. Ugly dogs.
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  Speaker 3: We are obsessed with ugly dogs. Matter of fact, one
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  Speaker 3: of the best looking dogs that I think are just
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  Speaker 3: absolutely gorgeous are sharpays because shar pays are so ugly
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  Speaker 3: that they are great looking. And that in there's a
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  Speaker 3: story there, because we are literally obsessed with ugly dogs
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  Speaker 3: these days. Seems like every other dog is ugly, looks
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  Speaker 3: like a rat, or looks like a person who has
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  Speaker 3: some very strange disease. Right now, the number one ugly
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  Speaker 3: French bulldogs. We're talking about dogs that don't have much
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  Speaker 3: of a snout. You know, they're flat faced, and there is.
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  Speaker 2: A reason for that. And this is science, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I keep on telling you whenever these weird ass stories
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  Speaker 3: come out. What I do is I like to look
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  Speaker 3: at the studies that are done, surveys that are done done.
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  Speaker 2: By experts in the field.
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  Speaker 3: For example, Carly Fox is a senior vet at New
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  Speaker 3: York Swartsman Animal Medical Center, and a study was done
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  Speaker 3: and she said that flat faced dogs. And this I
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  Speaker 3: didn't even know they had a name for those brachia
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  Speaker 3: cephalic dogs.
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  Speaker 2: They've gone crazy in the last ten years.
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  Speaker 3: Other members of the Stubnose Club include English bulldogs, Boston Terriers, pugs,
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  Speaker 3: Brussel Brussels gryffons.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody had heard of a Brussels Gryffons. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: And then there are another group of really ugly dog
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  Speaker 3: and they're called the rat pack Chihuahua's hairlines. Oh, here's
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  Speaker 3: another one, hairless Zoe Lloyd see Queen tentels. That's a breed, okay,
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  Speaker 3: good for me, Chinese cresteds. It's a hugely hair ugly,
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  Speaker 3: hairless breed with those little tufts.
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  Speaker 2: On its head.
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  Speaker 3: You've seen those incredibly ugly dogs and people just love them.
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  Speaker 2: Now why do people love them?
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's start with most of them are small, and
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  Speaker 3: since the post pandemic period, people demand small apartments the
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  Speaker 3: cost of housing and you can't have big dogs. And
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  Speaker 3: studies are showing and this one I didn't know. Flat
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  Speaker 3: faced dogs have some kind of got another name for
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  Speaker 3: this stuff. These are there's these are names that use
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  Speaker 3: in science and that it's a kind of kin kinden
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  Speaker 3: schemma or baby scheme, and that was coined to describe
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  Speaker 3: infantile features that elicit caregriving reaction. Wide eyes, small noses, bigger,
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  Speaker 3: rounder heads, which makes these dogs look more human. And
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  Speaker 3: let's say a lab with a long snout. I have
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  Speaker 3: two doxies, which I love, well, not really, but they
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  Speaker 3: look like dogs. They're all snout. There's no way they
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  Speaker 3: look like babies. However, the ones that are the pugs,
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  Speaker 3: the ones that have flat faces, they look like babies
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  Speaker 3: where it reminds people of babies, and there seems to
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  Speaker 3: be a connection there.
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  Speaker 2: Now, it comes at a pretty high cost to have
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  Speaker 2: these dogs. I mean, it comes at a high cost
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  Speaker 2: for them to be around. French cheese pugs.
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  Speaker 3: English bulldogs have more chronic eye disease, skin fold infections.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's wrong with the Sharpei.
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  Speaker 3: It's always getting some kind of a skin infection, spinal problems,
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  Speaker 3: and that I think is with doxies. Breathing issues because
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  Speaker 3: these dogs are bred and they have truncated airways.
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  Speaker 2: They don't have the airways that they should have.
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  Speaker 3: And one of the things about dogs, the genome allows breeding,
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  Speaker 3: so you have many, many, many different varieties of dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the dogs all come from the wolf.
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  Speaker 3: And now we have dogs that are well, look at
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  Speaker 3: the Brave American.
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  Speaker 2: Kennel Association has dogs that are crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I once had a dog called it was just a
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  Speaker 3: sweetheart of a dog, a caton to toular coton do touleer,
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  Speaker 3: and that came actually came out of Matagascar where it
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  Speaker 3: was bred and it was used.
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  Speaker 2: It went to France and it was a lap dog.
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  Speaker 3: It was bred so French royalty in the upper crust
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  Speaker 3: would have.
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  Speaker 2: A dog that wanted to sit on their laps.
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  Speaker 3: And those are the dogs that just curl up next
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  Speaker 3: to you, and if they're not sitting on a lap,
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  Speaker 3: they're not happy. One of the things about the doxies
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  Speaker 3: is they are so affectionate. They cram up next to you.
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  Speaker 3: They'd rather be next to you than not. I can
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  Speaker 3: understand that the uglier the better. I am not going
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  Speaker 3: to say that about relationships. That is not appropriate and
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  Speaker 3: I would get that. I would get in huge trouble
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  Speaker 3: if I did say that. So with people it is
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  Speaker 3: not the case. Although, oh god, how I can be
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  Speaker 3: totally racist at this point and talk about facial features
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  Speaker 3: like long snouts.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you can't do that. I get it all right, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Study, of course, there was surveys, and this has to
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  Speaker 3: do with checking our phones.
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  Speaker 2: How often do you check your phone? A whole lot.
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  Speaker 3: More than you think. It's become literally an unconscious reflex.
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  Speaker 3: It's similar to breathing or blinking. Now, here's some downside.
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  Speaker 3: It begins to compromise your cognitive skills once it passes
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  Speaker 3: a certain point. Studies that were done by Nottingham Trent
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  Speaker 3: University in the UK and a university in South Korea
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  Speaker 3: found that checking your phone about one hundred and ten
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  Speaker 3: times a day, which a whole lot of people do,
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  Speaker 3: signal a very high risk of problematic use. Now, this
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  Speaker 3: is eight years research done at one of the researchers
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  Speaker 3: at California State University, Domingus Hills. Right Here, participants checked
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  Speaker 3: or unlocked their smartphones between fifty and more.
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  Speaker 2: Than one hue.
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  Speaker 3: Hundred times per day, every ten or twenty minutes while awake.
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  Speaker 3: And then sixty six percent of Americans use the phone
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  Speaker 3: within ten minutes of waking up. Sixty two percent check
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  Speaker 3: them once at least once shortly before falling asleep. And
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  Speaker 3: here's the problem. The phones and digital media in general
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  Speaker 3: reinforcing for our brains, activating the same reward as the
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  Speaker 3: pathway as drugs or alcohol. There's the connection. That's what
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  Speaker 3: the surveys said, That's what the science says. The phones
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  Speaker 3: create a compulsive habit loop where we check without even thinking,
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  Speaker 3: and we actually experienced with withdrawal. We know when we
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  Speaker 3: don't check the dozens of times a day that we do.
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  Speaker 3: There was a survey conducted by you GUV in May
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  Speaker 3: on phone use, and Americans were asked where they placed
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  Speaker 3: their phones before going to sleep. Eight out of ten
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  Speaker 3: said they keep them in their bedrooms, most often next
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  Speaker 3: to their beds. That's me, by the way, I keep
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  Speaker 3: mine right next to the bed. I also use it
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  Speaker 3: as an alarm clock, and I never wake up at
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  Speaker 3: the alarm clock time.
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  Speaker 2: I always wake up earlier than that.
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  Speaker 3: And another study done in Singapore found that frequent interruptions
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  Speaker 3: to check our devices lead to more attention and memory lapses.
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  Speaker 3: Now we're in Thomas screen it's not screen time. Interestingly enough,
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  Speaker 3: it's the frequency of the checks that is a much
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  Speaker 3: stronger prediction of cognitive failures, because if you're constantly unlocking
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  Speaker 3: your phone, it forces the brain to switch between tasks rapidly,
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  Speaker 3: and it erodes the ability to focus on just one thing,
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  Speaker 3: which we have to do. And this habit, boy, you
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  Speaker 3: think it's widespread. More than half Americans check their phones
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  Speaker 3: multiple times during social activities like eating.
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  Speaker 2: With other people.
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  Speaker 3: You're eating with people, there's Amy checking her phone. Because
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  Speaker 3: she is checking her phone and she does it constantly.
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  Speaker 3: Now why is it because she has cognitive disabilities? That's
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  Speaker 3: one reason? Is another reason, because she is bored with
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  Speaker 3: the show. Yes, is another reason, because she doesn't particularly
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  Speaker 3: like being on the show, but she needs a paycheck.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is not accurate at all.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard from very good sources that that is the case.
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  Speaker 2: Your dogs, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My dogs are talking to me. This will started in
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  Speaker 3: two thousand and seven with the launch of the iPhone.
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  Speaker 3: What Steve Jobs did was completely reinvent society. He also
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  Speaker 3: did that with home computers. I mean, you talk about
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  Speaker 3: a guy who's influenced society, and the habit of the
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  Speaker 3: phone use, which happens one hundred times a day for
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  Speaker 3: many of us, goes across generations. You would think that
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  Speaker 3: older people who are not phone users would not use phones.
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  Speaker 3: You would think they're not phone users. The older generation.
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  Speaker 2: They do as much as much as young people do.
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  Speaker 1: Bill, and what my mom is eighty seven and I
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  Speaker 1: text back and forth with her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird, and I am not. I don't automatically
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  Speaker 3: default to the phone. So I'll ask for something, you know,
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  Speaker 3: at the store, and Lindsey will call me and she
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  Speaker 3: would say, well, get me this or that whatever she
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  Speaker 3: wants to buy, okay, okay, and she sends me a
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  Speaker 3: picture of what she wants.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that way. I don't eat. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think that way. Oh I do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's smart, she has she specific tastes, and you'll
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  Speaker 1: mess it up.
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  Speaker 3: Of course I will. And I still take notes. I
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  Speaker 3: handwrite notes. The other thing I do is I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to get away from it.
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  Speaker 2: I have a check book at home. What's a checkbook? Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: And all when we pay our bills, and Lindsay does
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  Speaker 3: most of our bills, it's all done electronically, literally, I say,
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  Speaker 3: we have to pay this, and thirty seconds later said,
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  Speaker 3: we just did.
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  Speaker 2: I said, what do you mean you just did? You
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  Speaker 2: didn't write a check, you didn't put it in the mail.
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  Speaker 3: And she said, Bill, you're one hundred and fifty years old.
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  Speaker 1: She takes a picture of the check and she deposits
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  Speaker 1: it on our phone.
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  Speaker 3: She does that too, and transfers money from one account
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  Speaker 3: to the other. Absolutely, yeah, it's all on the all
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  Speaker 3: on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: See I what I do is I still believe this is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand how cell phones work without a wire
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  Speaker 3: to the wall. I just don't get it. Also, do
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  Speaker 3: you notice how loud I am? You can ask Kno,
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  Speaker 3: he has to pod me down to the lowest possible
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  Speaker 3: level that exists.
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  Speaker 2: Why am I so loud?
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  Speaker 3: Because people listen to me in Ventura County and North
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  Speaker 3: San Diego County and the Inland Empire, and.
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  Speaker 2: I have to scream so they can hear me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand the electronics of this microphone radio and
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  Speaker 3: you being able to listen to what I have to say.
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  Speaker 2: I am not a dinosaur. You you are not.
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  Speaker 1: A dinosaur in any other way. But when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to technology.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually true. I'll buy that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean to get up on all the other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You just don't take to technology. Now, Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I don't understand it. It took me a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of years to learn how to print my stories
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  Speaker 3: by myself in the morning. Took me years to get there. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: we're done. I'll finish the program really just talking about
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  Speaker 3: Pastathon because we're basically out of time, and we'll do
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  Speaker 3: all the other topics tomorrow. Fifteenth annual KFI Pastathon is
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  Speaker 3: here tomorrow, Giving Tuesday, five am to eight pm at
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  Speaker 3: the Anaheim White House where all of us, everybody's on
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  Speaker 3: the air, is broadcasting all day and we're helping to
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  Speaker 3: feed twenty five thousand meals every week Katerina's Club, Chef
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  Speaker 3: Bruno's charity does and we're going to be at the
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  Speaker 3: Anaheim White House. Donate anytime at kfiam six forty dot
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  Speaker 3: com slash Pastathon one hundred percent of course your donation
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  Speaker 3: goes to Katerina's Club, and we have some partners this year.
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  Speaker 3: Go to any smart and final donate any amount at
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  Speaker 3: the checkout go to Yamava Resort and Casino. When you
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  Speaker 3: cast your winning ticket at the kiosk, it'll ask you
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  Speaker 3: if you want to donate your change, say yes and
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  Speaker 3: pick Catarina's Club.
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  Speaker 2: And then are auction items.
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  Speaker 3: And they're i mean probably over one hundred auction items
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  Speaker 3: that are here and just the ones on KFI. A
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  Speaker 3: few are perennials that there every year, you know, Dodgers
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  Speaker 3: Game with Dean and Tina, Dodgers Game with Gary and Shannon,
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  Speaker 3: an Hour with John coblt co hosting his show, and
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  Speaker 3: then for us Morning, the Morning Crew, we're doing something
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  Speaker 3: we've never done before. Neil and I are going to
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  Speaker 3: broadcast his show, The Fork Report at my house and
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  Speaker 3: we are having a barbecue where we're gonna have pitt
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  Speaker 3: masters and grill masters. It'll be catered by Anaheim White House,
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  Speaker 3: and you'll be top bidder is going to join us
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  Speaker 3: this very small private event, maybe twenty people there, and
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  Speaker 3: the winning bidder is going to join us, and we'll
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  Speaker 3: have a great time, probably put you on the air
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  Speaker 3: embarrassed the hell out of you. You can grunt, You
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  Speaker 3: don't have to be on the air, but you're gonna eat.
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  Speaker 3: You come real hungry. And it's at my house and
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  Speaker 3: there's certain things you can do. For example, you get
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  Speaker 3: to see it in my chair where I broadcast every day.
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  Speaker 3: Keeping in mind, during the summer, I don't wear underwear
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  Speaker 3: or any clothes, so it's a pleasure sitting in my chair. Neil,
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  Speaker 3: you're giving me the totally disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Look.
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  Speaker 3: Well, in any case, that's all. That's tomorrow at Pastathon.
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  Speaker 3: If you come in the morning during this show, you'll
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  Speaker 3: have bagels and cream cheese and pastries and coffee and
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  Speaker 3: those are real jew bagels. Also have a copy of
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  Speaker 3: the addendum to my contract that specifies why it's real
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  Speaker 3: jew bagels. It's in my contract and that's fun to see.
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  Speaker 3: So please come out tomorrow for Pastathon all day long.
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  Speaker 2: With every day part that we have. All Right, we're done.
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  Speaker 3: Gary and Shannon are up next, and next time we talk,
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  Speaker 3: which it will be at the Anaheim White House Pastathon
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  Speaker 3: and it starts tomorrow morning at five am with Amy
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  Speaker 3: and Will and then Neil and I will come aboard.
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  Speaker 3: And yes we do have armed security. Dana will be
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  Speaker 3: there and Dana is legally blind and does have Parkinson's
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  Speaker 3: and so it is a pleasure having armed security from Dana.
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  Speaker 2: We're done. This is KFI AM sixty. You've been listening
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  Speaker 2: to the Bill Handle Show.
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  Speaker 3: Catch my show Monday through Friday, six am to nine am,
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  Speaker 3: and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app.