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Hour 3 - Buying a Champion · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How new you do.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number for three, and we
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  Speaker 2: are hanging out together here no Stinkey on the podcast
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  Speaker 2: on this Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: And it's all about the sale. It's all about the sale.
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  Speaker 1: They won the Super Bowl and now you can buy them.
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  Speaker 1: Looking into the future, let's handicap the field of rich
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  Speaker 1: dudes to buy the Seattle Seahawks as we whistle in
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  Speaker 1: the wind. Also, why would Thomas Hammock, who is that
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  Speaker 1: that was the head football coach at Northern Illinois? Why
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  Speaker 1: would he leave a college football D one head coaching
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  Speaker 1: job for a low level NFL assistant coaching gig in Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. Also, are you rolling with San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco being the worst Super Bowl host city ever? Michael
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  Speaker 1: Irvin went on a rant that picked up some steam
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  Speaker 1: this week about how bad it in Super Bowl sixty.
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  Speaker 1: We'll take a look at that as well. Right now here,
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  Speaker 1: it is our number three. Well, people get very upset
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  Speaker 1: when teams win championships if they bought the championship. But
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  Speaker 1: what if you bought the team that won the championship?
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  Speaker 1: are back at it again this hour as we chronicle
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  Speaker 1: the daily battle Royale and the world of sports and
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour from the Pacific Northwest. And it
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  Speaker 1: turns out that those stories that were dropped prior prior
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  Speaker 1: to Super Bowl sixty were spot on the raining Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl Championattle Seahawks are officially on the auctioning block. The
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  Speaker 1: flea market is open. If you saw this you might
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  Speaker 1: know where I'm going. Maybe not, Maybe didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: It turns out the Paul Allen Estate, which has owned
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  Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks and a holding pattern if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: get the memo since Paul Allen died in twenty eighteen,
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  Speaker 1: well they announced that they have commenced a formal or
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  Speaker 1: formal sale process. So if you want to buy the team,
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  Speaker 1: just put a couple of nickels together and you'll be good.
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  Speaker 1: So this is in accordance to the Paul Allen Estate.
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  Speaker 1: It turns out again the report prior to the crowding
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  Speaker 1: moment there prior to the Super Bowl was spot on.
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  Speaker 1: Was spot on. Now the question becomes, who is going
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  Speaker 1: to cut the check to buy the Sea Chickens. Who's
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  Speaker 1: going to cut the check to buy the team. We
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  Speaker 1: don't think it's going to be no Stradinas and JJ
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  Speaker 1: and Retten or Crying Craig. We think someone else will
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  Speaker 1: buy it. It's a good jumping off point. So let
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  Speaker 1: us discuss the question looking into the future. We have
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  Speaker 1: the power to do that on talk radio. Looking into
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  Speaker 1: the future handicap the field of aristocrats to buy the
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  Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks football team. So I got my views on this.
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  Speaker 1: I've got snow white wheel of fortune and start us
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together, and
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  Speaker 1: we are going to waltz through this hour, is what
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do. So first of all, before we
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  Speaker 1: go there, right before we go there, and figure out
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  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you exactly, you won't have to worry
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  Speaker 1: about this. I'm gonna tell you who's gonna buy the
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  Speaker 1: team before we do that. Why would a filthy rich
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  Speaker 1: person buy an NFL team? Why don't we answer that
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  Speaker 1: question first? So this is not something for introverts. There
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  Speaker 1: are introverts that own teams. Stan Kronkey who owns the
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  Speaker 1: Rams and the Nuggets and the Avalanche and all that,
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  Speaker 1: he's an introvert. That's the exception to the rule. This
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  Speaker 1: is a playground for the extrovert to own a team.
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  Speaker 1: And owning an NFL team is the closest thing that
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  Speaker 1: we have in America to owning puff the magic Dragon.
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  Speaker 1: It's power, it's ego, it's your legacy. It's the adult playground.
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  Speaker 1: You get to rub elbows with other rich people. All
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  Speaker 1: that stuff rolled into one. Now, if you look at
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  Speaker 1: the speculation market, the early favorite is Larry Ellison of
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  Speaker 1: Oracle fame, and he has emerged as the early favorite there.
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  Speaker 1: That would not be the greatest decision. Now, he's got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. I believe Ellison's worth like two
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  Speaker 1: hundred billion or something like that. At one point, was
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  Speaker 1: it last year? He was the richest man briefly in
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  Speaker 1: the world. So he's got a lot of cash. However,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken, I think he's in his early
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  Speaker 1: eighties now, which means, yeah, it'd be great while he
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  Speaker 1: owned the team and all that, but you're gonna end
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  Speaker 1: up in the same predicament just based on comps. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we all have a date we check out of this
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  Speaker 1: mortal coil, and for some of us it's earlier than others.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're rich and you can live a long time.
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  Speaker 1: But eighty in his early eighties, so that means that
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  Speaker 1: would be a short term situation and you'd be back
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  Speaker 1: in the same predicament unless he just gives the team
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  Speaker 1: to his next of kin and all that stuff. But
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  Speaker 1: so what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Snow White and the
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  Speaker 1: Seven Dwarfs channeling the evil Queen mirror mirror on the wall,
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  Speaker 1: who in this land is the fairest of all? Which
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  Speaker 1: I don't think is actually the line that's the I
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  Speaker 1: think that's a Mendela effect thing. I don't think that's
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  Speaker 1: the actual line from the movie. But everyone's a mirror,
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  Speaker 1: miror on the wall. I don't think that was actually
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  Speaker 1: the movie. Anyway, I'm gonna go Jeff Bezos. That's who
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with, the Amazon oligarch who has been sniffing
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  Speaker 1: around around the clock for an NFL team, considered buying
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  Speaker 1: the old Washington Redskins, and he checks all the boxes,
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  Speaker 1: all the boxes. Bezos is young enough by rich guy standards.
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  Speaker 1: He's sixty two, so he's young enough by rich guy standards,
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  Speaker 1: and he's a large enough ego maniac that he would
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  Speaker 1: be perfect. He's already a business partner of the Shield,
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  Speaker 1: the Amazon Prime Thursday night games with Al Michaels and
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  Speaker 1: Herbie and those annoying halftime people, the NFL owners. They've
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  Speaker 1: wanted him to buy a team, be part of the
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  Speaker 1: officially part of the good old boys club in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: But outside of that, it's not Jeff Bezos. And I
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  Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen, Besils by the team. He's gonna
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  Speaker 1: let his wife, who I was around and I knew
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  Speaker 1: her a little bit when she was in LA media personality,
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  Speaker 1: Lauren Sanchez, like she'd probably running the team, which would
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  Speaker 1: be hilarious. And then you got Steve Balmer, my guy
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  Speaker 1: from the People's Team. Balmer who's obviously still got house
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  Speaker 1: in Seattle, lives in LA most of the time, but
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  Speaker 1: got the home in Seattle. And all that Bill Gates.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's off the list now because of the
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  Speaker 1: Epstein stuff. And then John Stanton, the guy that owns
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  Speaker 1: the Mariners. All those guys are in the mix supposedly,
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  Speaker 1: but I would go Bezos based on the mirror mirror
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  Speaker 1: on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all. Now, secondly,
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  Speaker 1: we now go to the coaching shuffle. We go to
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  Speaker 1: the coaching shuffle. Do you know who Thomas Hammock is
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  Speaker 1: nor Well, he was part of one of the great
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  Speaker 1: shockers of college football in recent years at Northern Illinois
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  Speaker 1: against Notre Dom, and Thomas Hammock decided that he no
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  Speaker 1: longer wants to cot Northern Illinois and normally we would
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  Speaker 1: not bring this up. I thought this though, was worthy
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  Speaker 1: of a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Of our time.
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  Speaker 1: So Thomas Hammock was a pretty good SoundBite for a
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  Speaker 1: guy that was just kind of hanging out and off
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  Speaker 1: the radar. His devilish charm played well in the microphone. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he is leaving Northern Illinois and is he getting a
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  Speaker 1: better college head coaching jemp. No, no, no, no, He's
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  Speaker 1: going to the NFL. Now he's obviously not a head
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  Speaker 1: coach in the NFL. We are told that Hammick will
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  Speaker 1: be a running back coach for the Seattle Seahawks and
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  Speaker 1: Mike McDonald in twenty twenty six. So the question is
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  Speaker 1: why would a guy with a D one coaching job
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  Speaker 1: granted a low level job at Northern Illinois. But Thomas Hammock,
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  Speaker 1: why would he leave a D one coaching job for
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  Speaker 1: a seemingly low level running back coach gig in Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way I'm gonna answer this. I'm gonna play
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  Speaker 1: the wheel of fortune, all right. I've got three letters here?
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  Speaker 1: Can I get an eye? And and and obviously the
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  Speaker 1: eye I have to buy a vowel on that. That's
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  Speaker 1: a vowel. So I want to buy an eye. I
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  Speaker 1: want an N, N and l uh and then I'll
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  Speaker 1: buy the eye. And you put those guy at the end,
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  Speaker 1: and then I want to buy the eye and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll take the L. So that's ni L name image likeness.
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  Speaker 1: It is not cottage football. It really was never just
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  Speaker 1: pure love of the game. It was always money and envelopes.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's just insane to the membrane and all that.
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  Speaker 1: So it's it's at a different level as semi pro football,
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  Speaker 1: and it's eBay and then you get a face mask
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  Speaker 1: and a helmet and all that stuff and a jockstrap.
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  Speaker 1: Now this time you look at it and a guy
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  Speaker 1: like Thomas Hammock, he's like, what do I need this for?
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  Speaker 1: It's upside down. It's a pin of my ass. And
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  Speaker 1: so he's going to go from the CEO of his
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  Speaker 1: own college football program to an assistant regional stapler organizer guy.
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  Speaker 1: In modern college football, Northern Illinois is essentially in schools
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  Speaker 1: like that, they're like pawn shops. You polish up the
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  Speaker 1: running back of the quarterback, and the linebacker, the defensive tackle,
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  Speaker 1: and then the vultures come in, whether it's Ohio State
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  Speaker 1: or Notre Dame or Georgia or even smaller schools like
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  Speaker 1: Fresno State and places like that, they pick apart. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna chop apart and cannibalize Northern Illinois roster, and so
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  Speaker 1: you end up this year they have fifteen players in
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  Speaker 1: the transfer portal. So it's whack a mole with who's
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  Speaker 1: coming and who's going and all that. And so it
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  Speaker 1: just seems like this guy, Thomas Hammock, to coach at
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  Speaker 1: Northern Illinois, just got fed up and said I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: He's tired of having to recruit his own roster every spring.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of these guys don't want to do with it,
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  Speaker 1: deal with it, and it is. It's annoying. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Like if your top player decides to go to another
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  Speaker 1: school because you got one more egg McMuffin, and that's
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  Speaker 1: all he needed was one more egg McMuffin, No hash browns,
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  Speaker 1: just the egg McMuffin. Well that's not good. We could
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  Speaker 1: offer the hash browns, we could probably come up with
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  Speaker 1: the money for the egg McMuffin, but he left that's it.
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  Speaker 1: So he said, hey, listen, you guys leave, I'm out
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  Speaker 1: of here, you losers, and I'm going to go off
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  Speaker 1: to the NFL. Now, this can be a very successful strategy.
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  Speaker 1: The head coach that just got hired by the Miami
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  Speaker 1: Dolphins had been coaching at Boston College and he quit
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  Speaker 1: Boston College to go work. Granted he got a better job,
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  Speaker 1: but he went to Green Bay and now he's a
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  Speaker 1: head coach in the NFL. So there's a path where
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  Speaker 1: Thomas Hammock stays in Seattle for a couple years, gets promoted,
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  Speaker 1: and then eventually gets a head coaching job in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: But there's less drama, more stability, real paychecks, and also
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  Speaker 1: nice that you can phone a friend his buddy, they
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  Speaker 1: were both on the Ravens coaching staff back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Mike McDonald gives him a soft landing, and this continues
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  Speaker 1: to be an issue. College football is the wild wild West,
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  Speaker 1: and I like the fact the players are getting paid.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't mean I like them all getting card deals in
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  Speaker 1: luxury boxes and all that, but they should be getting paid.
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  Speaker 1: And so as it is the wild wild West, and
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  Speaker 1: there's a flood a lot of these guys who are
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  Speaker 1: coaching or heading to higher ground in the NFL. All right,
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  Speaker 1: final thought to viral video of the day, Viral video
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  Speaker 1: of the day, as we keep on keeping on. The
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  Speaker 1: playmaker Cowboys legend Michael Irvin, he went on a rant.
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  Speaker 1: Now he did this rant a little while back, but
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  Speaker 1: it's gone viral this week. It was about super Bowl sixty,
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  Speaker 1: about Super Bowl sixty in San Francisco, which was played
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  Speaker 1: in Santa Clara, and there were events all over the
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  Speaker 1: Bay Area bouncing around sports media guys like pinballs and
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  Speaker 1: a pinball machine. They were very upset by this media freeloaders,
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  Speaker 1: media freeloaders having to bounce around to get their free crap.
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  Speaker 1: So Irvin went on this viral rant, he was the
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  Speaker 1: former Cowboy player and all that, saying that the NFL
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  Speaker 1: should never, ever, ever, ever bring the Super Bowl back
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  Speaker 1: to Northern California. He said it was the worst he's
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  Speaker 1: ever been to. He's been going to super Bowls at
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  Speaker 1: least since the early nineties. He said he wanted no
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  Speaker 1: part of it. And so he didn't say come back
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  Speaker 1: and see us all to the Bay Area. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: he want no part of it. So question, are you
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  Speaker 1: rolling with San Francisco being the worst super Bowl host city,
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  Speaker 1: So you go any Meani miny Mo. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: have that option. First of all, I've only been able
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  Speaker 1: to go to these functions in recent years. For years,
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  Speaker 1: I never went to the radio row stuff. It's only
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  Speaker 1: been the last always been five years or so. I've
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  Speaker 1: been at the all the Western super Bowl. So I've
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  Speaker 1: been at the one in La Phoenix, Vegas, San Francisco,
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  Speaker 1: and that's usually the way it is. I can those
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  Speaker 1: are places I have to pay my own way. The
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  Speaker 1: company doesn't pay God forbid, so I have to go
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  Speaker 1: on my own and so cost wise, it just makes
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  Speaker 1: more sense to go to the ones that are in
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  Speaker 1: the West. But that's all we have to measure. So
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  Speaker 1: was it good? No, it was not good. No, it
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  Speaker 1: was not good. So Malar report card for Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: sixty and I wasn't there for the game. I was
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  Speaker 1: just in the lead up to the game. And all
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  Speaker 1: I can do is compare it to the other places
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  Speaker 1: I've been. So the Malor report card, I wrote FFF,
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  Speaker 1: and that goes for fog, fentanyl and flatlining the vibe
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  Speaker 1: all that FFF. And so I generally agree with Michael
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  Speaker 1: liverering I did there was a lackluster energy for this
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl that said, I'm gonna surprise you. I have
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  Speaker 1: an unpopular opinion. As much as I would love to
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  Speaker 1: actually love to dogpile on the moonbat leaders in northern California,
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  Speaker 1: I think this cuts deeper. Like to me, the San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco politicians tried and the cops tried to shift all
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  Speaker 1: the fentanyl crowd over a few blocks, and they fooled
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  Speaker 1: some people like Pat McAfee and others that fell for
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  Speaker 1: that trapped. I guess they didn't go more than two
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  Speaker 1: blocks over where we walked with me and my wife
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  Speaker 1: and stepping around urine and needles and all that, so
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  Speaker 1: I guess they didn't go that direction, which is fine.
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  Speaker 1: And in the area right around the convention Center in
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  Speaker 1: San Francisco was really nice. It was beautiful, but you
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  Speaker 1: just didn't want to go a couple blocks over. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not even gonna go that direction.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, you expect that. And LA is the
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  Speaker 1: same way. LA is gonna have the Super Bowl nice year.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna have the Olympics and all these big events,
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  Speaker 1: and they'll clean up those areas where people from outside
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  Speaker 1: are going to be and they'll just shift the problem
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  Speaker 1: and so a lot of people who don't look for
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  Speaker 1: it will not find. To me, the issue with this
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl was the underlying condition. You gotta have star
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  Speaker 1: dust for this to work. People still watch, obviously, people
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  Speaker 1: still watch, but to make it special, you need stardust.
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  Speaker 1: And I think what Michael Irban's really saying is Sam
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  Speaker 1: Darnold versus Drake may As your quarterback matchup is not
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it done. It's unsalted almonds versus fig Newton's.
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  Speaker 1: Technically both are food. They're not something you look forward to.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, fig Newton's were originally medicine. Did you know
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  Speaker 1: that they were originally a dietary medicine that doctors gave out.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're considered I guess a cookie. It doesn't get
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  Speaker 1: you all Tingly, neither team had the stardust. There was
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  Speaker 1: no razzle dazzle. You had a lot of these influencer
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  Speaker 1: vermin that were going around, and that made it a
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  Speaker 1: little cheaper. Just felt cheaper to me. And so the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl normally is a be dazzled event. And if
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  Speaker 1: you take away the star players and you throw a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of people trying to get ten cent or ten
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  Speaker 1: ten second viral clips on social media. It just creates
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  Speaker 1: this lithargic energy and it was just you combine that
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  Speaker 1: with the joyless way this thing was going, and it
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  Speaker 1: just the matchup was not great. And so if you've
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  Speaker 1: got the stage and you don't have the razzle, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the razmataz and all that, you know, it's it's not
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  Speaker 1: necessarily the city per se. It's the teams that were
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  Speaker 1: involved that they didn't bring the star power and the
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  Speaker 1: fan bases. The whole thing was. It was a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of all that. It is the Bean Mahlor Show.
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  Speaker 1: nine coming up later this hour. We have asked Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Your questions are answers hashtag ask Ben. That'll be coming
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit later time. Now, though, for the
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  Speaker 1: riddle of the day, and here it is, let's see
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  Speaker 1: how plugged in, how plugged in you are to the
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  Speaker 1: trends of the world, the New World Order. So several
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  Speaker 1: clips circling circulating online have have gone viral showing people
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  Speaker 1: in China eating blank in a new viral weight loss
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  Speaker 1: trend again.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: that have circulated in the matrix that show people in
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: China eating blank in a viral weight loss trend. And yeah,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: that's that's the deal, Bobby and Florida says, noodles of noodles.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: That's key lime pie, Bobby. What we have here far out?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Dave says, neon nifty not new nautical Gnome knees is
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: the answer bat Jerky from Alf the Alien Opiner, Electric
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Eels from Late Night Drug Tester King Rory is going
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: with waffles. His answer Pey King Duck from Eke and Rosevie, Minnesota,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: spaghetti from Yaphimi the Spaghetty. What else do we have?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Petroleum jelly from Donkey Sausage Milkman. Mike in Colorado says
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a heaping helping of e coli rubber bands from William?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: What else? Oh? Come on, slug, don't send me that
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: fun now, slug. I don't want to see that. What's
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: wrong with you?
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Is it gonna scar you for life?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I don't need to see that. I don't want to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: see Baba? Where's the baba? From Filler Up philp Legend
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Filler Up Philip says they're eating trees, That is the answer.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: BP says they were eating each other. Hello, uh fat
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Daddy says they were eating whale. But donkin or I
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: guess the other part the whale, the front part of
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the whale thing lose weight? Yeah?
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean I say that dead pandas from Mike
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: to Leprechaun. What else do we have to see? Page down?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: We'll skip over that one. All right, that's enough, Lorena.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Would you like to give it a shot? Here several
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: clips circulating in the matrix showing people in China eating
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: blank in a viral weight loss trend.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Custom thin ice chips.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, custom thin ice chips, is that correct? No, they're
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: eating plastic wrap, yeah, plastic wrap, and then they what
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: they do is they I saw this.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: They're not actually like, they're not swallowing it right there.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: They're they're placing plastic wrap in their mouth and then
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: they add food and they they chew and then they
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: they spit it out. But they they're they're that's this
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: is the viral thing, and everyone's doing in I had
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: a coop. They're all doing unless there's like ten people
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: doing it, and they're I saw.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Videos of people doing this. It's what's going on here.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: That's just what's going on is people have a lot
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: of free time on their hands, and there's a lot
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: of money. Well there's not a lot of money. You
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: can make some money getting people to watch your your videos.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I've never looked at plastic wrap and thought, well I
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: want to chew on that. That looks pretty good. I mean,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: you get some plastic grap. You know we got to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: do is we should sell flavored plastic crap. How about that? Yeah,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: we could have like teriaki, we could have meatball and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: spaghetti and meatball. We could do that flavor. We could
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: do cheeseburger flavored plastic.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I just don't understand the point is it supposed to
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: be more dignified than chewing up the food and spinning
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: it out and just not swallowing it like I I.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Think it gives the illusion that you're eating right, just
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: like chewing gum.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but why can't you just.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: It's all these like it's all these hot girls that
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: are putting plastic grab in their mouth and then putting
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: food chewing. It's so stupid. Who do you mean the
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: first like patient zero for other's a dude doing it?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Who's the first idiot that said this is a good idea?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: So bad?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, well there you go, alright
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: until tomorrow when there'll be another stupid thing that will
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: pop up and all that. Hey, speaking of stupid, I
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: do want to take some calls, but I gotta mention this.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So several of you sent me this story and it
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: is just wonderful. It's just absolutely wonderful. So the people
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: at Fanatics who every single day somebody fs up, I mean,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: they've got to fire a bunch of people and bring
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: in some oversight to that company. It's very odd that
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: for all of the muscle that they have, they have
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: apparently very little, very little concern about quality of the product,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: which should be something the matter. And also blame the
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: people that own the sports teams. They don't care. They
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: don't really, it doesn't bother them. The Boston Red Sox
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: so great. So the Boston Red Sox had their uniforms
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: in spring training. They went, they went out there and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: then you know, doing their thing and all that, and
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: they screwed them up. I mean they obviously screwed them up.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: They were messed up. They put the Red Sox writing
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: over the piping in the middle. If you know, if
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: you can imagine what the Red Sox uniform looks like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: they have some red piping that goes down the middle
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and then on the rights or the left side of
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the chest or on the right side they've read and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: then on the left side it says socks. And so
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: it was embarrassing, right, there's a professional baseball team and
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: it's a disaster, like, well, how could you possibly make
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: those and send those out? It is it's unreal. So
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the Red Sox released the statement, right, they released a statement,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: and it destroyed Fanatics. Right, they killed Fanatics. Right. They
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: blamed Fanatics for the cheap, embarrassing uniforms. And you know
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: they said, listen, they send out the release. I can
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: read the thing if you want to. This is part
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: of Major League Baseball's return to the twenty twenty three
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: jersey template we approved. This is from the Red Sox,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: a design for a home white jerseys that, once produced
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and seen in person, we felt could be cleaner in
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: the space in between the lettering and the piping, and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: collaboration with MLB and Fanatics, we're adjusting the home whites
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to restore clearer separation, and the updated jerseys will be
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: ready for opening day. Right. So they they sent that
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: thing out and then like there was another release where
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: they absolutely destroyed or they they then sucked up to
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Fanatics moments later, right, And so they did the old
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: one to eighty. Obviously, somebody from Fanatics called and said, like,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: what are you like, what are you doing? Like, you know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: a bad jobby? So the Red size to lead it. Anyway,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: it is terrible on all accounts. It looks absolutely embarrassing
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and I was gonna rant about it more, but I
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: think we'll leave it there. But it's more of a
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: visual thing than an audio thing, So if you want
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to check that out, you're more than welcome. We'll go
• 28:30
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• 28:39
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• 28:45
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• 28:46
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• 28:50
  Speaker 1: be gone by then, but we'll have fact or fiction
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: that'll be coming up in our number four to the phones.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Go let's see here.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: I always like to play Eenie Meanie miney Mo. I
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: flashed back to when I was like seven years old.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: I get to play eenie Meani miney mo, and then
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: I got to pick a call or buy their name,
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: and let's say hello to uh mean, let's go to
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: Kaz in Fresno. Hello, Kaz, Welcome.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Hey Dad? Just wait do I oh my god, I
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: was I don't I don't remember. I mean there's something
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I forgotten. I mean, there were a few drunk nights
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: back in the day. I don't know.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: Uh Wow, didn't happened. I've been to doctor.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: I got a different joke for later.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Hey man, Yeah, Hey, what's up son? How you doing son?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Dad? You know that happened to me one time. I
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: went to call one of my friends and oh no,
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: I went to call my DA and I doubt my
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: friend's number, who hadn't talked you for years.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: And kind of they didn't like him that much.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: And then he entered the phone and I was like,
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: hey Dad. He's like, oh no, dude, I'm so sorry.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: It's I'm not going to say his name. And I
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: was like, oh. Then I talked him place forty five minutes.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanted to hang up though, didn't you? You?
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Just yeah?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just a salvage. I'm not. I've not
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: dialed the wrong I have sent text messages to the
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: wrong people, which is awkward when you're trying to send
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: it to your to your wife and you send it
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to somebody else and then you have to do the
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: old wi it wasn't for you, and then they're like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: why did you send that to me? And then it
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: was very awkward.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Have you ever done that fake text? Like you pretended
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: like you are sending it to the wrong person, but
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: you actually did it to the wrong purpose person on purpose.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: That's a fun joke.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I've don't know that I've done that. No, No,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: try it out.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: You'd be like, hey, mabe, oh man, I loved you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: Whatever you want to go wherever you want to go,
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: and then send it to the wrong person on purpose,
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: and it's pretty fun.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: The big oops.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: I meant to send that to my wife.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I was told years ago, Kez. If
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: you ever think no one's listening to a radio show,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: make a mistake on purpose. There's nothing people love more
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: than to correct a mistake. It's kind of like the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: thing about the internet. They say, if you want to
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: if you want to get the answer to a problem,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you give the wrong answer and then a million people
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: will try to correct you. So I like you. Part
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: of human nature. It's human nature, there, Kas, How can
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: we help you?
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: Well, I gotta be okay, quick, secret and we want
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: to talk about it after this. One of my main
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: goals is to get three seconds of radio silence of you.
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: The trick you into it. I should have just told
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: you that I got it.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You got it. Dream come true? Checking the mail, yes,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: checking the mail.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Yes, I mean, isn't that dangerous? Like the seconds of
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: radio silence? Isn't that the canceled or something?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: We'll find ouf, I'm not here tomorrow.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I got gott leave you to pause all the time? True?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Second, that's true.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Got he's suspended.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Gotti would do a monologue, would have seven words, and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: he did twenty minutes. Seven words in twenty minutes. God
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: love him.
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh, it's make a technique. Well, isn't gonna use
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: that technique? It's like, I get that annoying sometimes I
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: like about them.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Get that annoying.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: He's like, but he didn't take the second and a
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: half pause.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there's an art to it, Like if you're
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: supposed to pause for effect, but if you pause all
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: the time, it doesn't really work. Like you got to
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: strategically pause because then people lean into hearing what you're
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: gonna say next. But if you're pausing for ten seconds
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: between every f it worked, it doesn't work.
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: It gets cleaned out and it gets annoying.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. So what do you got going on? What's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: going on? What's going on with you? In fresh hold on?
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: They could call you like two weeks ago. But you know,
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: I've just kind of you. I can't really say where
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: I've been. But Simone Bile, like, why is she not
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: invited to dunk context? I was gonna say they should have.
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna call you weeks ago and says.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Like, is she like four foot eight or something like that?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Give her trampoline or something like that.
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: So she's in the Olympics and they measured her upside
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: down her feet for fourteen feet.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: In the air. Yeah, okay, well I don't care put
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: her in the I don't put her in the dunk guy.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: She's more famous than the people in the dunk contest.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: All right, I gotta go cast. I like you call
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: me more often there. You're a good dear, funny guy.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I like, don't tell anyone I like you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: But now they'd have to give Simone bills that same
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: floor that she uses to get those jumps on, like
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: there's springs in it's not just hard wood.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Oh doesn't know that. Yeah, okay, Hey, we've got asked Ben.
• 33:48
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• 35:47
  Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna start off with a difficult one here.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: This one is from Donkey Sausage.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Hi Donkey.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: He wants to know if you had to delete all
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: but three apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't think he's that hard. I don't.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I would use the use x, you know. I'm on
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: there futzing around. Uh, there's a thing I used to
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: track my fast thing. I use that a lot. And
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: then the weather app. That's all I need. I don't
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: need anything else. I'm good.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: Lorena, Maps, YouTube and Instagram.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the maps thing would be a problem.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: I need maps. Yeah, maps, that's a good one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. I don't need the weather.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I'll use the maps thing. I'll use the maps thing. Okay,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: we good. I don't needything else.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I know which one, all right, Well, so i'd use
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I'd have X, I have my I'd have my club
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: GG poker.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, And I guess the maps.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I guess. I was I was gonna. I was going
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: to say the Taco Bell app but I guess maps
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: is a little more important.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Have you been to the Taco Bell headquarters school.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I have driven past it many times.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have in the parking lot there. They have
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: an originally original Taco Bell.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: That's right to the parking Yeah, they like brought it
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: on a big trailer over there. Right.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised they haven't brought you in. They bring influencers
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: in to test new Taco Bell products.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: They should. I would, I wouldn't. I would love to
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: go to the Taco Bell kitchen.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: And yeah, you should let them know. I bet you
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: they'd let you do it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah you should contact Yeah, well I think all three
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: of us should go the man. You want to go
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: test some new taco.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I love Taco bells. I would do that all day.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Can we do a remote from the Taco Belt headquarters?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I would love that. You signed me up for that?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Right now, man, I'll bring that remote box thing and
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: then we'll go out there. Boom done.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, people run for the border. Come on,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: here we go, all right? The King Rory would like.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: To know, Hi, Rory.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like maybe we've passed this before,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: but maybe not. Who is your favorite Simpsons character?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Holm? They come on, it's Holver, It's the King of
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: the Simpsons, Alorna.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: It's got to be Bart for me. I really like Bart.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I gotta go with I gotta go
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: with Bart.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Homer guy, Krusty the clown guy.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, Krusty's really good too.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Krusty's great.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Next, all right, God, it's a lot of questions from
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: these two guys.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, come on, we know the two people.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Off the alien Opiner.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Hi elf to know.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: When traveling in a car with others, are you the driver?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Are you okay being a passenger?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I would prefer driving. I love my wife, I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: don't love her. I didn't marry her for her driving ability,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: So I prefer to drive, although I get very tired
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: sometimes because of the hours we work, so I I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: occasionally have to be the passenger and I feel like
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to die there.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: I love being a passenger princess. But I also I'm
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: one of those people like can you not drive like that?
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Like do you have to drive that aggressive? And so
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: I might as well just do it myself.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Cool, that sounds like my wife.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all when.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: If it's if it's my car, I have to be driving,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: and I don't like people driving my car. But otherwise
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I don't mind being a passenger, Like you know, I can,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I can chill and you know, not pay attention and
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: recline my.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Seat, plan on your phone, all right.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Next Late Night's been late night drug test or another
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: another car question. Late night drug tester wants to know
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: if your current vehicle gets dented, do you get it
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: fixed or pocket the insurance money?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Depends how bad you know. If it's a little bit
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: of a dent, I don't really care, but if it's uh,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: it's completely affed up, then obviously you get it fixed. Actually,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: somebody had just dinged my car the other day and
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: didn't leave a note or anything like that. What a schmuck.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: So I haven't gotten that fixed yet. What about you, Lorina?
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well my old car, I remember, there was something
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: minor that happened, and so I didn't I didn't do
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: the insurance. I didn't get it fixed, but I filed
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: the insurance claim. But with my new car, know, if
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: something happened, I'm getting it fixed.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends how much you've deductible is. What about you?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting it fixed.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's your baby. Yes, you worship that car. The
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: worst car I've seen is Jonas Knox car. That is
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: by far the worst. Jonas, that's pretty bad.