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Whackhead prank: "Nee, man, jy lieg!" · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: The prank is coming up in three minutes. Stop stop
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous prank call.
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  Speaker 3: From Darren Wackhead, something six exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. All right, So this was a
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  Speaker 1: little experiment. Let's throw back Thursday. This was an experiment
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  Speaker 1: that I did some time ago. I love languages. I
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  Speaker 1: love the origins of languages. I love how they evolve.
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  Speaker 1: I love all of that. And you know, they are
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  Speaker 1: sixty thousand South Africans living in the Netherlands. Sure, so
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  Speaker 1: many sixty thousand South Africans living in the Netherlands. And
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering, once upon a time, if you could
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  Speaker 1: just directly go there and speak Afrikaans, would it work?
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  Speaker 1: Because I've been to Amsterdam and now look, bear in mind,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Afrikaans is not my first language. Full language. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if we want to be honest, entirely honest. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: So work with what we have, Brad. Remember what I
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  Speaker 1: always say, I speak Afrikaans in English, okay. And I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to put this to the test. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: see can you communicate in Afrikaans to a Dutch person?
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  Speaker 1: Can they understand you? Can you understand them? Simple the
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  Speaker 1: language of human connection, exactly right. So I found up
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  Speaker 1: a random Dutch guy and I did my best to
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  Speaker 1: converse in you me yes in Afrikaans, And I guess
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  Speaker 1: this will answer so the age old question do Afrikaans
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  Speaker 1: people understand Dutch people? And the other way around here
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  Speaker 1: we get our Christian the lunge who haunted my mud
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  Speaker 1: my mom is yacubas thunder plu.
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  Speaker 2: Y cobus under plu.
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  Speaker 1: There's real who haunted made yo hood yea enorm hood?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah Yo, but daughters of Luxe ma musio man who
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  Speaker 1: missed May? Who handed and near the lands?
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  Speaker 2: Let's have land and Barbel two from.
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  Speaker 1: Them Bario different down from South Africa and we missed
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  Speaker 1: May plunk nets a renewal. Have you heard this guy?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know whom.
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  Speaker 2: I would say that said that vot Kobe Schmart, look
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  Speaker 2: at this la where is going in?
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  Speaker 1: Said Java? Sung down on your list it is you.
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  Speaker 3: Love you.
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  Speaker 1: It bell on that super biggiescape. Possibly come chocola from
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  Speaker 1: marcam in here ye Mark Chocola, Marc.
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  Speaker 2: Saint Chocola like for a Zura in Stelling and the
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  Speaker 2: belt you new May in.
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  Speaker 1: The butter Mark don't Mark.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd try that with my belt. I said, Africa,
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  Speaker 2: that to my missed advice in September. But on the yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the move, but they come at the.
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  Speaker 1: Venus, the black think the biggy ground.
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  Speaker 3: Now Nay can boo on it on hamut in a cafre,
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  Speaker 3: a coffee is at home, bronde and bronze wine and
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  Speaker 3: done it owns a Lacker skife hard Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's spied ma na person and the telephone.
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  Speaker 1: In the hollister.
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  Speaker 2: Now Bob Marley, Now Bob Marley and Marijuanna.
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  Speaker 1: That's rare. Yeah, I remember now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Marijuanna and Claus Bob Marley. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yet my has soon Locker.
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  Speaker 2: That is that that is need Wire and Mussia in
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  Speaker 2: a contract.
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  Speaker 1: NAO has the Claine and the Milky fan your Bob Thunderd.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mechanics had new bine.
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  Speaker 3: Ian kid.
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  Speaker 1: I knew exactly what he was saying. At the best
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  Speaker 1: of times, like seventy percent, I could follow. You got
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  Speaker 1: a bridget together now, Sherlin, you being first leg that
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  Speaker 1: was fantastic. I love that, But could you understand everything
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  Speaker 1: that he is?
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  Speaker 2: Every single thing?
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  Speaker 3: And I even understood you that I.
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  Speaker 1: Think is probably the most impressive. Do you think if
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  Speaker 1: you'd spoken to that Dutch guy it would have flowed
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  Speaker 1: a lot better. No, I had no issues with that flow.
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  Speaker 1: You guys had a beautiful flow. Understand you see, language
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  Speaker 1: should not be an obstacle for garnering relationships. But I
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  Speaker 1: told her