Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / Baywatch: The Next Generation | Thursday 10.02.25

Transcript

Baywatch: The Next Generation | Thursday 10.02.25 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Do you feel restless and anxious, feel like something's missing
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: in your life? Maybe you just need a little more
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Treehouse in it. Go to patreon dot com slash Treehouse
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: on air and check out all the bonus features of
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: subscription offers, including bonus shows, behind the scenes content, special
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: subscriber only live shows, and so much more. That's patreon
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: dot com slash Treehouse on Air. That's p a t
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: R e o n dot com slash Treehouse on Air.
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: It is timed to leave your worries outside and life
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Trey Trendholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry called Well, thank you
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: for hanging out with us today. Thank you for hanging
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: out with us all week here inside the Treehouse. Last
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: week was also a big week inside the Treehouse because
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: last week we told you about the night Writer reboot
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: that just might include Airwolf, something to get all of
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: our nostalgia hearts running.
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: But wait, there's more.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: There is a new Baywatch reboot in the works.
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: Oh good grief.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the movie that the Rocket did a few
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: years ago wasn't enough. They said, you know what, we
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: need to bring this show back, not just in movie form,
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: but we need to put this thing back on TV.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: Fox is reviving Baywatch next season with an all new cast,
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: no householf.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: They are promising to quote bring the California Dream to
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: a whole nude generation of fans.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: I think Hasselhoff would need a desk job at this point.
• 2:08
  Speaker 5: He probably just needs a job.
• 2:12
  Speaker 4: In a cheeseburger.
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: And a nice cold floor.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I never got into Baywatch.
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: I didn't either. Ever, I'm out on that one.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I don't know how much you can
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: actually get into Baywatch because it's I mean, it's not
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: like it was earth shattering storylines here it was. I mean,
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: you're talking about a show that was an hour long
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: with commercials, and ten minutes of every episode was a
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: music video of them running around or working out or whatever.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: So for television, you have an hour long show. Once
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: you take out the commercials, you're only shooting about forty
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: five minutes right of content, and then back out of
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: that forty five another seven to ten for a nice
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: musical montage and slow running sequences. You've only got about
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: a half hour of actual show to write.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: But I mean, clearly I mean, obviously it was very popular.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just I don't that was something of
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: the late eighties early nineties that I just never got into.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of things I understood that
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: one is not one of them.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: That's because you weren't my age when it came out.
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: Also, I think it was on opposite of Star Trek,
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: so I was out.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: And that would have just depended on you know, your
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: television provider at the time.
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: The show's going to feature an all not all new.
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: The show feature all the adrenaline fueled rescues, tangled relationships,
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: complicated chemistry, and beachside heroics that defined the original, now
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: with an entirely new cast. The original Baywatch premiered on
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: NBC in nineteen eighty nine and it ran all of
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: one season. Then it moved a syndication for ten more
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: glorious years.
• 4:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, Raj Pamla Anderson in a Bikini or Star Trek
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: and you went Star Trek. Patrick Stewart is a piece
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: of ass making, so number one, and boy.
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: Did they.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't even get me started on Jonathan Frakes.
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: No one ever has.
• 4:51
  Speaker 5: Patrick Stewart did. Jean Luke loved him? Soon number one.
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: It wasn't Jonathan Frakes.
• 5:00
  Speaker 5: It was Jonathan.
• 5:03
  Speaker 4: You went straight Picard. Huh, that's an odd choice. I mean,
• 5:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't know there was any storyline, don't they watched,
• 5:12
  Speaker 4: But I like the opening scene with all of them
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: running with the credits rolling, and it was Donna Dierico
• 5:20
  Speaker 4: was one of them.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Donna Dierica. I mean you had a hell of
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: a cast that no, you know, over the years, a
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: hell of a cask. He had hell of tits, including Hasselhoffs.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now. His tits bounced just as
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: much as Pamela Anderson's or Erica Alniax and.
• 5:44
  Speaker 4: That say what you want. But Hasselhoff had a solid ass,
• 5:50
  Speaker 4: did he He did? Okay, he had the red shorts.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: I don't remember them accentuating Hasselhoff's ass much on Baywatch,
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: and I know because I watched it a lot.
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: They did the abs, they did it like they accentuated
• 6:04
  Speaker 4: his abs for sure.
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and were drawn on.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: They're just Esburgers and they're they're shading his body hair
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: to make it look like a six pack, you know,
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: with like a with like a beard trimmer.
• 6:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing that nobody noticed. Like if you
• 6:21
  Speaker 4: look at the old promo picture from Night Writer, he's
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: got the shirt open chest hair just I mean early eighties.
• 6:31
  Speaker 4: Then you get to Baywatch and he's just waxed.
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: He had he maybe it was later years because he
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: he ended up going more o natural with the Chester.
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe he had trimmed it some, okay, but it wasn't slick. Yeah,
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: just just I'm not just for the record, Yes.
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, you want to make fun of Star Trek and
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: y'all are here, you know, picking out about you know,
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Table Hasselhoff's body man talking about his ass and his
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: abs and his fuck off. That's my prime directive, funk
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: all the way off.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: There was no question about hair on John Luke Picard's head.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: It was it was bald, and it had it a
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: little bit on the side, and it didn't matter because,
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: as Trey so eloquently said, he was a piece of
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: ass with.
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: A British accent, I mean the British accent.
• 7:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so that's what gets that's what gets you going.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: And listen, everything is better with a British British accent.
• 7:38
  Speaker 5: Money.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: Python would not be his nearest funny without a British accent.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: Go Back and remake the Go Back and remake Money
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: Python and the Holy Grail. But with American accent, the
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: movie is gonna be garbage.
• 7:51
  Speaker 4: But if you made Top Gun and everybody had a
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: British accent, would you take that movie? Seriously?
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: No, but I'd love it.
• 8:00
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I want to see that now. I want Top Gun three.
• 8:03
  Speaker 5: I don't talk to me.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: Basically, you're making hot shots and replacing Charlie Sheen.
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: And we'd all watch it.
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I gave him the finger.
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: I was inverted the whole time.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're already making it right now, all right,
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: I have an idea, and I want you to hear
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: me out.
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: This might be a terrible idea, but what.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: We should do is get a few classic scenes from
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: Top Gun and then we all recreate them here inside
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: the Treehouse, but with our worst British accents, and we
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: just see what happens.
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: I'm on board, I'm there, all right.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: So Jerry, you will obviously play Kelly mcgillis's part.
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: I'm sundown, Yes you are. I can't even get wolf
• 9:12
  Speaker 4: Man or Cowboy. I can't get.
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: No.
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: It's just settling into Dan, right, God.
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: Don't worry.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: You'll have an expanded role in our version.
• 9:38
  Speaker 7: Yet.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: In our version, Rajah SunDog will be invited to the
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: volleyball scene.
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: Excellent.
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, desegregation is awesome, isn't it.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: Though you're still not You're still not going to be
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: a pilot. You're still gonna be in the back of
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: the jet.
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: No, I'm definitely a dee I higher.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: We don't want anyone looking at you and the cockpit
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: and thinking, I don't know if he should be the pilot.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I can't wait for this version.
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: Nor can people of color.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, although I will say I know that I know
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: what you guys are thinking. If you raj your sundown,
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: and if in our version of Uh top Gun, if
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Jerry's playing Kelly mcgillis's part, that means Trey and I
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: have to decide who has to be Maverick and make
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: out with Jerry.
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: You're Maverick, I am not.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: If you are, I would rather be Goose, who's taller.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: That's not fair.
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: You're in the treehouse. Visit is online on air dot com.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not shaving either. I have lost that loving feeling.
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: So you're gonna look like Kelly McGill us.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Now, let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: Restoration into the Treehouse eight three three cook DFW to
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: get your free roof inspection scheduled. The website to check
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: out some of the amazing work they do is cookdfw
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: dot com. Daniel, when was the last time you went
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: to someone's house and you immediately saw the problem but
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: they didn't.
• 11:31
  Speaker 8: You know, a lot of times people call us out
• 11:34
  Speaker 8: for leaks. That's a very common thing. You know, we
• 11:36
  Speaker 8: have a leak in our house, we don't know where
• 11:38
  Speaker 8: it's coming from, you know, And the majority of the
• 11:41
  Speaker 8: time we jump up immediately on the roof and we
• 11:43
  Speaker 8: see a patch of missing shingles or we see a
• 11:45
  Speaker 8: pipe jack flashing boot that's failed and deteriorated. And so
• 11:49
  Speaker 8: now every time it rains, the rain just poured pipe.
• 11:52
  Speaker 8: And then I guess when it, you know, goes past
• 11:56
  Speaker 8: the insulation and all the other stuff up they the
• 11:58
  Speaker 8: attic and finally gets to your room or your ceilings.
• 12:01
  Speaker 8: Should I say, you start noticing all that moisture building
• 12:04
  Speaker 8: up on your sheet rock. And so it's amazing how
• 12:07
  Speaker 8: fast that happens. I mean, you know, I would say
• 12:11
  Speaker 8: probably seventy five percent of the time. Leak diagnosis and
• 12:14
  Speaker 8: finding problems are pretty simple, but there are times where
• 12:16
  Speaker 8: you have to do very in depth water test. You
• 12:19
  Speaker 8: got to climb up in the attic in these little
• 12:20
  Speaker 8: tiny cubbies, I mean almost get claustrophobia sometimes and any
• 12:23
  Speaker 8: hit in those atticts and so you know, we try
• 12:26
  Speaker 8: to find it.
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: Before we have to go do that.
• 12:28
  Speaker 8: But uh, yeah, it's it's seventy five five.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Well, he's gonna be very thorough. He and his team
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: are very thorough. They'll come out to your house check
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: for any imperfections and get those fixed for you. And
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: they'll be honest with you about they about what they
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: find and to leave and crawling those crevices where you
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: know you don't want to.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: Go, that's where they go. That's where they live.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Eight three three Cook DFW or the website cookdfw dot com.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: YouTube dot com. Slash at Treehouse on Air.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Treehouse, visit us online at treehouseonair
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: dot com. This segment of the Treehouse is brought to
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: you by not the Navy. Instead, it is brought to
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: you by COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration to get your free
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: roof inspection eight three three Cook DFW eight three three
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Cook DFW. Especially if we're doing a top Gun remake
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: and we're flying around over DFW, there might be some
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: things falling out of the sky that'll hit your roof.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: So called Daniel Cook, He'll come take a look and
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: he'll fix whatever issue you may have. Eight three three
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: COOKDFW or the website cookdfw dot com. On the heels
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: of the news that Fox is bringing back Baywatch to television,
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: it got me wondering because aired for one year on
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: NBC than ten more years in syndication. Fox is going
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: to bring it back. Now, there's another little interesting tidbit
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: about bay Watch, and I'm not sure if you guys
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: remember in nineteen ninety five, David Hasselhoff also starred in
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: a two season spin off called Baywatch Knights. So to me,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: this begs the question, if they bring back regular Baywatch,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: will they also include a reboot of the classic bay
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Watch spinoff Baywatch Nights.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: What was Baywatch Knights about?
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: It was him, It was basically they were The real
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: answer is they did a spinoff show where It was
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: him and his police buddy and I think his lieutenant
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: from the bay Watch Private Investigators Lifeguards by day Pies
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: by Sexy Nights.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: So they were trying to like Redo Magnum p I,
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: but with a twist. Yeah.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Basically they.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Traded Sellek for Hasselhoff. Okay, mm hmmm hmm. Interesting. I
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: would hope to God not.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Don't.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: I don't think anybody wants to see that except for Germans.
• 15:28
  Speaker 9: Mm hmmm.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing about bay Watch Nights.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Did you guys?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Did any of you guys ever watch that show?
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I've never seen an episode of Baywatch, so I don't
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: think I would have stepped around for the spinoff.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: I'll send you some clips, Rajen, please vote. So, since
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: none of you guys watched bay Watch Nights, you don't
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: have an answer to this question, but I'm going to
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: ask it anyway. I don't know which show was worse
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: back in the early nineties, bay Watch Nights or that
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: show with Hult Hugan in the speedboat.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Thunder and Paradise. Thunder and Paradise.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: That was a TV show. I thought that was a movie. Mhm.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan and somebody else played two former Navy seals
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: with a high end speed boat fighting crime and drug
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: lords and things.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: I bet that was the elevator pitch. Like, what you
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: just did is like Hulk Hogan and someone else, and
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: they're like, keep talking speedboat, Navy seals. That's about all
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: we got. They're like, here's money, perfect, make it happen.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll just we'll just run that right after sequest DSV.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Like a natural lead in. It was kind of built
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: like air Wolf but with a boat.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Mm hm yes, very very very much like that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Somebody put a Hulk Hogan on a TV show. Wow, okay, yeah, oh.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I mean it was a syndication show. It was not.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: This was not broadcast television type of thing.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: This was not. This was not Law and Order.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Yes it was.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: It's Hulk Hogan, Chris Lemon, Carol Alt, Ashley Garrill, and
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Patrick McNee.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Of those people, well one of them is dead. But
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: of those people, how many will admit to being on
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: that show?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Well, other than Carol Alt, I don't recognize any of
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: those names. Like you got Cogan and Carol Alt, the
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: rest of them, I do not know.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: They all quit Hollywood after this show. You know what
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: we're good, We're going to go back to our hometown.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: The office managers were.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I bet it was at that point Jacqueleman disown Chris.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Is that his kid.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Picture? Leomon looks just like his dad?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: This is my new kid.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I will say I don't ever recall watching
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: that Thunder and Paradise show.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I think I looked at it for a few minutes
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: just out of curiosity and thought.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Wow, this is bad. So did the world.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know how many Yeah, I don't know how
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: many seasons it was on, but I mean it, I
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: mean it beached itself on television.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, I remember that, especially in the nineties when Fox
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: was somewhat of a fledgling network.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: They put on a lot of shit.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I mean they you know, they had Married with Children
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: and the Simpsons and.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the Big three when Fox started out
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: that I remember. The first one was obviously the Simpsons
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: had been married with children. First married with children, well,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: it was the Tracy Almond Show. That's where the Simpsons started, right,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: So it was married with Children Tracy Almond Show.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: In Living Color.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, yeah, but in Living Color didn't start right
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: at the beginning of Fox TV.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: That came a few years after.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: But that's really the three shows that I really that
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: was there.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: That was their Sunday night.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: They had football and then they had Sunday Night, and
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: then I can't remember.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then you got into the mid late nineties and then.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: X Files.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: X Files hit Oh yeah, that's right, one of my all.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Time favorite shows.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: You want to talk about epic Sunday nights back in
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: like the year two thousand, it was like ninety nine,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: two thousand. So I'd start the night with The Simpsons
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: and then and then go into X Files and then
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: in the night watching the Sopranos. That's a Sunday night.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: And if you timed it right, you go. You go
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: ahead a couple of years into like two thousand, two
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: thousand and one, maybe two thousand and two. Then you
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: got Simpsons, followed by Family Guy, followed by the X Files,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: followed by the Sopranos.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: M god well, Family Guy was canceled after they're like
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: first season.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: It was like the first it was like the first
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: couple seasons something like that. But then they went to
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Comedy Central and then they got brought back to Fox
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: and then that was the whole thing.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Anyway.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Anyways, the point is that Raj had someone in his
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: house and he is oh, he is upset.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway, the point is Sunday Nights on Fox slapped uh
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: in the year I think, Like I said, I think
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: it was the year two thousand and two thousand and one.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: It was good.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was one other thing I was gonna be
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: to hang on.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Let me pull this pow fuck twenty one Jump Street.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Oh was that on Fox?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I thought that was syndicated. Also, that was back when
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Fox was on UHF.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: No, that says Fox was a It was one of
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the I just looked it up as one of the
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: original Fox shows.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, but didn't Fox pass on Sopranos? And it went
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: to everybody?
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Everybody?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Nobody passed, right? Yeah?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Everyone also like it's it's amazing how there's there are
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: executives in this country that get paid lots of money
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: to make big decisions and they whiff way more than
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: they hit a great example of that is the Sopranos
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: that was shopped around to every network and eventually landed
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: on HBO and it went crazy. The Walking Dead, same
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: thing shopped around to every network, they all said no,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: ended up on AMC, and it helped build AMC. All
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: these examples of shows, movies, radio shows where executives said
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: no to and then someone else picked it up and
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: then it blew up.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, honestly, the Sopranos would have I
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: don't I bet the Sopranos doesn't last a season on
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: network TV.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: It may know, there's no way you can't cuss.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, all all the stuff they could do on HBO,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: never it would have even gotten close, especially at that
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: time with the FCC.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: So that's why I.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Think they were trying to piggyback off of NYPD Blue
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: because they got kind of like they got away with
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: a lot of stuff, and so I think they were
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: trying to go with that same time slant, so where
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: they can get away with a little bit of cussing,
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: a little bit of the nudity or whatever. But everybody
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: passed on it, and HBO's like, yeah, that big nudity
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: like Dennis Franz.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: But yes, the problem with NYPD Blue wasn't because they
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: had the revolving partner door opposite of Dennis France. It
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: is because they had nudity, But it was the nudity
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: you didn't want.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's the nudity Dennis Friends didn't want. Yeah, he
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: was like, you want what? Okay? You I would like
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: that table read like my ass.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Jimmy Smith is in the corner.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You sure.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Ricky Schroeder's like, uh, I mean solid one.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Well, that was the thing that actually became that actually
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: kind of became the running joke on that show. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: think it was David Caruso who showed his ass first,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: and then Dennis France I think was second, and then
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: that became the trend when you started on NYPD Blue
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: you had to show your butt. I Ricky Schroeder, I'm
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: almost positive dead.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Sorry rick Schroeder at the time.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: And then I think I think Jimmy Smith's may have
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: And Dan, you'll continue the tradition and uh top gun, Treehouse.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: British top gun, try Royal Air Force.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Is that me bomb?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna play it like Austin Powers.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: You're in the treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Air dotch some shoot down a meg.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: In my catchphrases, do I make you honey?
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: You must?
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Are you ready to have the get scared out of
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: you back for another year? Hangman's House of Horrors is
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: the best haunted house experience in DFW. Hangman's House of
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Horrors isn't just an award winning haunted house. They have
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: something for everyone, including the Outbreak Exhibit where you can
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: show off your zombie slaying abilities, and an interactive art
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: exhibit called the Beauty of Horror that would make even
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Vincent Van Go cry and cut his other ear off.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Hangman's House of Horrors is located at forty four hundred
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: Blue Mound Road in Fort Worth and is op and
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: every weekend through November second. For more information and to
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: buy tickets starting at just thirty nine dollars, visit Hangman's
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: dot com. That's Hangman's dot com.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Are you scared?
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: You Me?
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: You're in the tree House? Visit us online at Treehouseonair
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: dot com.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: This segment of The Treehouse Show is brought to you
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: by Hangman's House of Horrors in its thirty seventh year
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Scaring North Texas. Hangman's House of Horrors is open. It
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: is opened now through Sunday.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Second. Thank you.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: So Friday October thirty first, that's obviously Halloween. They're open then,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: but then they're also open that Saturday and Sunday after
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: the first and second. So open now through November second.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Get your tickets at Hangman's dot com, and when you
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: get to check out, use our promo code treehouse fifteen.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: That's Treehouse one five for fifteen percent off your ticket purchase.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That works online as well as at the door. So
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: online or at the door at Hangman's use code treehouse
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: fifteen Treehouse one five to get fifteen percent off. More
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: information as always at Hangman's dot com. Thank you to Hangman's. Okay,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: here we go, let's see how many bad puns we
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: can use in this next story. There's a there's a
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: shortage of male porn stars. I repeat, there's a shortage
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: of male porn stars. According to this article by Melissa Todd.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: She says that there are a lack of men in porn,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: and it's an actual problem because while you might think
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: guys would be lining up to work in porn and
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: be able to, you know, have sex with some of
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: the most beautiful and talented adult stars on the planet
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: for money or career and fame, it's.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Harder than you might think.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: There's one, they just don't last long.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: There's two they just come and go that's three. Look,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: it's a hard job. Not everyone can do it or her.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: They do say, though, that there are some interesting qualifications
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: that you have to have, some things that most of
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: us men may not think about until it's actually time.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: To most men fall short of.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, there are expectations most men fall short of when
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: it comes to trying to make it in the porn industry. Apparently,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: porn producers regularly hold auditions for new male performers, which
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: they even advertise on social media. Auditions consist of their
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: turning up and having sex with the women of their dreams,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: but generally no no one shows up. The reason is
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: a bit of a mystery. It's been a regular mystery
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: over the last decade. Maybe men feel their identity and
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: self esteem is more closely tied to their sexual performance
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: than women. Maybe porn being blamed for every societal ill
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: is also a factor. Men don't care about that stop
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: that we know young people are becoming increasingly puritanical and
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: having less sex than previous generations. Also a wild misconception,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I think on the part of miss Todd here it's basically,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: and she gets into it later in the article, it
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: has everything to do with insecurity and having to be
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: able to perform on cue because as a guy, if
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: you decide, you know what I'm gonna do porn. I
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: got a big weenie. Well, okay, what about the rest
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: of you, because I mean, you can have big weenie.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But then a lot of these guys are they're ripped,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: they're on steroids, they got six packs, they look like
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: body builders with that are that are lifting their own
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: dongs for weight kind of a thing.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: And then you had Ron Jeremy.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: It's the exception.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the idea of when you show up
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: you have to then perform in front of a room
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: full of strangers, including sometimes a director saying now come.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh now, oh.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: It's And they get paid less than women. It's the
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: only industry where they get paid less than women.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: But they get paid a lot more than they used to.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's fifteen one hundred percent, is what you. So.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: I lived in the valley in uh La, that's where
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: all the porn is filmed, and there was a place
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: called Elteredo and that's where all the porn stars hung
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: out at happy hour every single day. I didn't know
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: this until I was sitting with a buddy of mine
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: and he goes, dude, that's so and so, and I'm like,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: what is that and he's like, porn star. I was like,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: so just started you know, I'm me, I have the
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: gift of gap, and just started chatting with those guys.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: And it was so. This was two thousand and seventeen
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: and they were making fifteen to eighteen hundred per scene
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: and the women were making three to four times that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes on to say in her article, surrounded
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: by actors, camera crew, producer, wardrobe, makeup artist and now
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: usually a female director barking, now get a direction the
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: new performer. The new guy will often find himself incapable
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: and humiliated, and if he manages to pass that test,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: he'll find himself expected the orgasm to order at the
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: time and place of the director's choosing, at which juncture
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: he will generally run away screaming. They do say there
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: are tricks that they can substitute other substances for the organism,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: so they have tricks of the trade, kind of like
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: you like movie tricks. Meanwhile, the female porn stars have
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: it way easier. She says, we can so easily fake
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: every stage of arousal, good scored of blube, healthy dose
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: of pantings, eyeing, noisy, screaming. But then they can also
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: wear corsets to hide bellies, stockings to disguise cell you like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: men have no tricks to hide behind. One Japanese porn
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: actor claimed recently there are around seventy men to ten
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: thousand women in his industry. He's had sex with eight
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: thousand of them, usually two to three a day, so
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: heaven knows he's doing his part, but he can't keep
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: that up forever. Men who can perform in porn are
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: so rare, in fact, particularly young men, that they are
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: quite overwhelmed with women and work.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Sounds like it's time for me to pick up a
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: side hustle.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Well, isn't.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Also one of the things is that now because as
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: much as we think of OnlyFans for women, but there
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: are a lot of men doing OnlyFans and that that's
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: actually taking away because they're making more money doing that
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: than they would shooting.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Pol Sure, and then what you know, would you rather
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: be you know, subject to the porn studio heads or
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: would you want to be your own boss?
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: And can I a I myself into porn?
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I mean I'm sure you could.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go by j Mahal, the eighth Wonder
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: of the World.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah you are. And since it's a I, you can
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: have the body of.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Your dreams exactly or of theirs.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be whatever they want.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: It's like, okay, it's time for you and Mahall choose
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: your body type.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be the mister potato head of porn.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Rash. I have bad news for you.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Oh no, there's somebody named Mahall's a gay porn star
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: that's already named goes By.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Oh so you guys found out now I've been trying
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: to hide it from a while. Man.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: So now my mister potato head looks a little weird.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Oh is the Indian? Oh?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Oh god?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: That would be next level of appropriation.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: No, I gotta find this guy. I'm gonna find his.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Parents behind the hospital that he moonlights at.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: He really is okay, yeah, his parents. I know student
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: loans are tough, but what happened in med school.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I still think you can fulfill this dream. We just
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: gotta find you a different name, that's all.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of what it could be now.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Raj Mahall is solid like that. Somebody, even a comedy
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: club owner one time, told me to go buy that
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: and come out dressed like uh the genie in Aladdin.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Oh uh, and they would like have a flying carpet
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: and yeah you know this comedy club owner.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Oh I figured out who it was.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Tracks, Yeah, it tracks very much.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: So we have to find we have to find porn
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: star names now for everybody here.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: No, I think Jerry's just gonna be Jerry. He's but
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: he's gonna be like Madonna. It's just gonna be his
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: one name, Jerry.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: I like it, okay. And then Trey, what what would
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: your porn star name be?
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: Daisy does a lot of work with Roger Mahal, solid work, too,
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: huge tongue.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: We're all things Treehouse.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Go to Treehouse on Air, dot com, find and follow
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: the show on social media at Treehouse on Air. For me,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: it's at the Daniel Mallley. For Trey, it's at Trey
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Turnholme one. For Raj at comedian Raj TBD new porn name.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: And for Jerry at that Jerry guy.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: We will see you next time right here inside the Treehouse. Oh,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Trey killed the music. I forgot again.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: My bad.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: All right, hang on, I gotta do this. Oh everyone's
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: gonna get mad at me if I don't do this
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: in the free show. So give me one second. I
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: promised i'd have it in the show, and of course
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I forgot. So now I'll pull it up and here
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: we go. Jerry, Are you ready always all right for
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: your listening and viewing pleasure.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: You're in good tree.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: Touch I'm good, all right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: That'll do it for us.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: We will see you next time right here inside tree
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: House