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Andrew Santino _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _621(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: There are some new, uh, things in the merch shop.
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  Speaker 1: I want to let you know about, we got the, uh,
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  Speaker 1: tour merch. If you were unable to come to one
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  Speaker 1: of the cities, if you were unable to grab a
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  Speaker 1: piece of tour merch, then you want to get something. Um,
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  Speaker 1: we've put whatever we have remaining, uh, there online. We
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  Speaker 1: also have some, uh, new, um, Bobby, uh, teas that
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  Speaker 1: have been restocked and we've got hoodies coming on those, uh,
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  Speaker 1: some camo gang hitter hunt club, a lot of, uh,
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  Speaker 1: new items in there. And, um, and thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are getting, um, gifts for their friends or
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  Speaker 1: family for Christmas. So thank you for letting us be
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  Speaker 1: a part of your holidays. And thanks for supporting the show.
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  Speaker 1: Theo von store.com. Uh, thank you guys. Today's guest is
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  Speaker 1: a comedian. He's an actor. He's a podcaster. You know
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  Speaker 1: him from whiskey ginger and bad friends. He has a
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  Speaker 1: new special, White Noise, that's out on Hulu right now.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is my friend, Mr. Andrew Santino.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Good to see you, man.
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  Speaker 2: Great to see you, bro. So good to see you.
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  Speaker 2: How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling good, man. I'm feeling good, dude. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to tour anymore. You're done.
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  Speaker 2: For how long?
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  Speaker 1: We might have to re-tape my special.
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  Speaker 2: You want to talk about it on the show? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Are you?
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  Speaker 2: Big time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm totally okay talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you want to know?
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  Speaker 2: All I saw was what I saw on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: of the taping and then I texted you and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, how are you, are you good, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Because the internet likes to drum up nonsense. And you
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  Speaker 2: texted me some love back and I just want to
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  Speaker 2: know how it went or what was the deal, like
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  Speaker 2: what was going.
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  Speaker 1: On, you know? Yeah, I mean, well, when we left
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  Speaker 1: out of there that night, we thought like it went
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  Speaker 1: pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: You felt good after it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt, I was like, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: we got it because there was definitely some hangups. It
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  Speaker 1: was like, I mean, there was a lot of stress
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  Speaker 1: like going into it, you know? And I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I want to go super down that road, but
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  Speaker 1: like there had been, I switched off my medicine because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to have a little bit more emotional, like
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  Speaker 1: a storyline. I wanted to be able to like kind
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  Speaker 1: of connect a little bit more in some moments. And
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  Speaker 1: I was having trouble having any feelings because of antidepressants.
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  Speaker 1: It was just hard. It's like you try to get
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  Speaker 1: a feeling and it kind of stalls at it, like
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  Speaker 1: it's stuck in the mud, you know? So that was
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  Speaker 1: kind of one thing. And then the government put out
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  Speaker 1: this DHS video that made me really scared.
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  Speaker 2: The immigration video?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about pulling that out of context. They're so good
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  Speaker 2: at that. They just took something that had nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with something else, you making a joke, and then
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  Speaker 2: they're like, he's our spokesperson. You're like, what? I didn't
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  Speaker 2: sign up for that.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, and so I just got so much hate stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, a lot of it I didn't see, but
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  Speaker 1: I would just see enough where it was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: this is scary. And that Charlie Kirk thing had happened,
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  Speaker 1: I think a couple weeks before, And so I started
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  Speaker 1: just getting real paranoid, you know, I started getting real
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  Speaker 1: paranoid at home. I was paranoid about the show. Like
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  Speaker 1: if there could be somebody in the audience, you know, like,
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  Speaker 1: it just like, I think it made me really scared
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  Speaker 1: to be honest with you. And, um, yeah, so that
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  Speaker 1: was happening. And then, uh, there was just kind of
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  Speaker 1: too many cooks in the kitchen on this set. And
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  Speaker 1: then during it, um, yeah, I was just like, I
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  Speaker 1: think my, uh, Like I just had too much. It
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  Speaker 1: was just, it was all kind of too much to,
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  Speaker 1: I think, get the show off as best as I could.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's all I left there thinking. Like I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't remember where the next joke kind of went.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. Cause it's overwhelming. Yeah. I think people don't
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  Speaker 2: know that. I think I've said that a hundred times
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  Speaker 2: is like, I always quote Dan Soder. Soder always goes
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  Speaker 2: like when someone says, oh, I didn't like, I like
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  Speaker 2: Theo more this way than the special or whatever, or that,
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  Speaker 2: But it's because with this, you're getting it straight from
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  Speaker 2: the tap. He's like, you're drinking out of the hose
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  Speaker 2: like you're a kid. This is drinking out of the
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  Speaker 2: hose in podcast world and internet world.
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  Speaker 1: And live stand-up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. When you do a taped special, there's so many
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  Speaker 2: more elements that go into it that people have no idea. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: I was changing. When I taped this last one I
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  Speaker 2: did for Hulu.
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  Speaker 1: White Noise, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: White Noise. I changed 10 different things on the second-to-last show.
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  Speaker 2: Because I was tripping. I was freaking out. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Zach Townsend, who's a great comic who opens for me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know Zach from Nashville? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's great.
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  Speaker 2: And Zach was helping me kind of rewrite some stuff
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  Speaker 2: to like tighten it up and cut the fat. Because
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  Speaker 2: I was bummed about a few of the jokes that
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  Speaker 2: I told that didn't hit the way they did when
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  Speaker 2: I was touring. And then it gets in your head.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm sitting backstage kind of having, you know,
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  Speaker 2: this moment of like, do I just not do that joke?
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  Speaker 2: He was like, no, that's a great joke. But I
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  Speaker 2: think it's hard to get that confidence back when you
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  Speaker 2: feel overwhelmed. They don't really feel it as much as
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  Speaker 2: you do.
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  Speaker 1: No, they don't know. And there should be a meter.
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  Speaker 1: that they see that lets.
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  Speaker 2: You know how I feel about this shit right now.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just jumping up and down there. And they
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  Speaker 2: can honestly, they can tell you're like, look, I'm feeling,
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  Speaker 2: this is like a four and a half right now.
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  Speaker 2: It was a six in Des Moines, but now I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's the worst when you get in your head about it.
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  Speaker 1: Cause after the first one, you're like, now what do
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  Speaker 1: I change? Anytime you get to like the, you're standing
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  Speaker 1: at the finish line kind of, and you're like, what
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  Speaker 1: do I adjust? But you've been around the whole track
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  Speaker 1: with all these jokes. Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it feels like, especially when a joke you think
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  Speaker 2: was really good. You know how some NFL players get
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  Speaker 2: in trouble because they drop the ball before they cross
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  Speaker 2: the goal line? I feel like I was doing that
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  Speaker 2: a little bit because I wasn't committing to the joke
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  Speaker 2: because I was unsure of the way that a tag
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  Speaker 2: came in or the punchline snapped. And then so I
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  Speaker 2: started to doubt myself. But that's so natural because TV
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  Speaker 2: cameras are up. So your brain does a thing that
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't do live. Live, You fly so free. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. You know what I mean? That's me, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: dropping the ball before I get in the end zone.
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  Speaker 2: But I did it on like two or three jokes.
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  Speaker 2: And then the last taping, Zach kind of reinstilled some
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  Speaker 2: confidence in me and was like, dude, just cut it out.
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  Speaker 1: That was nice of him to say that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he helped me out a lot. He helped me
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  Speaker 2: out a lot. I think if you don't have people
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  Speaker 2: with you in your team of whether it's features or
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  Speaker 2: hosts or friends or producers or directors or whoever to
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  Speaker 2: kind of give you that extra, dude, you're good. You're good.
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  Speaker 2: It gets hard. And sometimes there's too many cooks. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: you're like, I know how to make this meal, man.
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  Speaker 2: You got to leave me alone. Yeah. But when you
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  Speaker 2: need it, you need it. I think the more open
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  Speaker 2: we are to the audiences about that, the better off
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  Speaker 2: it is because the criticism is higher than it's ever
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  Speaker 2: been for specials and for live taping for tapings. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: and I think when you come clean about what it is,
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  Speaker 2: what affected you and the reality of it, the more
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  Speaker 2: loving they get around it, because this is a, it's a,
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  Speaker 2: it's just a difficult task to film something. You're trying
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  Speaker 2: to capture lightning in a bottle. And the greats do
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  Speaker 2: it often because they're the, the reason that Louie does
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  Speaker 2: it so well is because Louie's the, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 2: the greatest to ever do it. So yeah, he captures
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  Speaker 2: lightning very well. It's really hard. I'm trying, I'm out
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  Speaker 2: there with a kite and the key, but it's tough
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  Speaker 2: to get it, dude. It's really hard. And we do
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  Speaker 2: the best that we can delivering after we've already toured
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  Speaker 2: this thing a ton. And sometimes you over-perfect it. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you want to pinch this and change that and turn
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  Speaker 2: this here and push this in front of this. And
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  Speaker 2: then at some point you have to let it go.
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  Speaker 2: But I was concerned in the fact that I, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're one of my oldest friends in comedy. And I
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  Speaker 2: just wanted, I wanted you to feel good because I
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  Speaker 2: know how it feels sometimes. When I did my half
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  Speaker 2: hour with Comedy Central, dude, it was my childhood best
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  Speaker 2: friend and my wife, my girlfriend at the time in
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  Speaker 2: the green room. And I got off stage and my
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  Speaker 2: best friend was like, bro. And he came and gave
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  Speaker 2: me the biggest hug. And I go, can you give
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  Speaker 2: me like two minutes in the green room with her?
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  Speaker 2: Is that okay? And he got out and I just
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  Speaker 2: started bawling. I thought I tanked.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 2: I just felt the pressure and I let it all
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  Speaker 2: go finally.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, now that you say that, I thought my
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  Speaker 1: first special after I did it, I was like, why
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  Speaker 1: did I choose to do it? I thought, let's do
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  Speaker 1: it at home. But people there had never seen comedy,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them. There was a lot of LSU
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  Speaker 1: Tiger fans. There was some lady yelling defense the whole
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  Speaker 1: fucking show. I'm not even joking, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Cover two, cover two in the middle of your joke.
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  Speaker 2: People had no fucking idea how to act.
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  Speaker 1: People were just yelling shit out like, tell the story.
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  Speaker 1: It was just. And, you know, so that was a
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  Speaker 1: fucking hectic. And I remember getting through that and being like, God,
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  Speaker 1: this is a that was a it was that was hell.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard. But like, I wanted to know you were
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  Speaker 2: good when I hit you because I wanted to know
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  Speaker 2: that everything was OK. And, you know, people have their
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  Speaker 2: own opinions on the Internet of what went down, which
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: is like that video that circulated of you talking to
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  Speaker 2: the fans after the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was crazy. And I don't even really remember it,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're running hot at the end of a show.
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  Speaker 2: You're not really paying attention to anything.
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  Speaker 1: I think somebody had kept kind of bothering me a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. I don't want to say bother because people
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  Speaker 1: came to the show, but someone was being aggressive, kept
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  Speaker 1: asking me for something like, will you do this? Can
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  Speaker 1: you do this thing? Can you make me a video?
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like I was like, look, lady, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to take my own life, okay? It's been
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  Speaker 1: a tough couple of months or whatever. You know, that's
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  Speaker 1: the only place I can imagine that I would kind
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  Speaker 1: of say something like that. or if I would just
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  Speaker 1: kind of set it flippantly or something, but I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to think of like what retort, cause it's not
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  Speaker 1: like I was like, Hey guys, it's, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: not to take my own life. It's been a cup.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a tough couple of months. It's not like
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  Speaker 1: I was making a speech like that. Somebody, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we left out of there and we thought like, Oh shit,
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  Speaker 1: everything's good. I think we got it. Um, let's wait
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  Speaker 1: and see in the edit. We went out to some
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  Speaker 1: country bar. We had a great time. Uh, Glenny balls
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  Speaker 1: was there. My buddy Aaron was there. Um, And then
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  Speaker 1: we wake up in the morning and there was just
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  Speaker 1: like a ton of shit online. And uh, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I just can't even deal with all this.
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  Speaker 1: It made me learn a lot about online. And I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even look at it. Like I didn't even look
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  Speaker 1: at any of that stuff. And I haven't looked at
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  Speaker 1: any of the articles. One of them popped up when
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  Speaker 1: I was scrolling. Um, it was like the Obama's Netflix
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  Speaker 1: or something, which wasn't even true. It was just like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and there were moments during the show was like, look guys,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just having a tough time, you know, like I
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  Speaker 1: remember I went out there on stage and my mouth
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  Speaker 1: immediately got extremely dry. And I was like, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: something is wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Anxiety. You're excited and nervous about doing something so important
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 1: That hadn't happened this whole time. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't go to my stool and get water right now.
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  Speaker 1: I just walked on stage. They're clapping.
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  Speaker 2: I can't fucking take a break already. They're like, didn't
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  Speaker 2: you get water backstage, man? You're like, there's no water
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  Speaker 2: back there, man. We keep it all on the stool.
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  Speaker 2: We don't got it back there, brother. It's only on
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  Speaker 2: the stool.
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  Speaker 1: Like that guy that shits when he gets right to work, dude. Right,
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  Speaker 1: the moment he walks in the door.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta shit right away. That's what it feels. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's an overwhelming feeling that cannot be articulated. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not smart enough to do it, but I do know
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  Speaker 2: what that feels like as a comic. So what are
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  Speaker 2: you going to do now? You feel like you want
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  Speaker 2: to tape again?
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  Speaker 1: I literally, yesterday they just sent me another cut of like,
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  Speaker 1: I gave them some notes on a cut. They're sending
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  Speaker 1: me another cut. It might be fine. So we had
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  Speaker 1: two good halves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm looking to see, but then also like, there's some,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to have a little bit more of
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  Speaker 1: a story to it, which was the reason I was
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: trying to have a little bit more feeling and emotion.
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  Speaker 1: So I could kind of like have a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more storyline in there, um, about like growing up and
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  Speaker 1: life and a little, you know, and maybe that's me was,
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to do too much. I don't know. But, um,
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  Speaker 1: you start to realize that these are kind of, uh,
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  Speaker 1: they're kind of like photo albums for, you know, your time. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: or time you spent with this material. I mean, Neil
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  Speaker 1: Brennan said to me right for the show, he goes,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, this will be the last time you maybe
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  Speaker 1: ever do this material. So go out and have a
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: great time with it and enjoy it. You know, take
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: your time with it. Get the, you know, these are
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  Speaker 1: things that have brought you close to people and that
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  Speaker 1: have brought people out and, and, and hopefully sometimes made
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  Speaker 1: people laugh. And so it was just like, there was
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  Speaker 1: just a lot going on, dude. There was, and I
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  Speaker 1: was just like, there's just, I think I was just
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  Speaker 1: spreading myself too thin.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a lot of shit. And I just don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I landed it as well as I would
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  Speaker 1: have liked to. Um, but we had to restart a
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  Speaker 1: couple of times. There was like a thing where I
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  Speaker 1: was like directing in my head because I wasn't, um,
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  Speaker 1: getting like certain information. I was like, well, if the
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  Speaker 1: stool was here in the first one, does it need
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  Speaker 1: to be there in the second one? And where do
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I put it when I move it? Just little things
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  Speaker 1: like that. And then they had like five extra people
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  Speaker 1: that didn't need to be there. It was like they
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  Speaker 1: would radio and it would just go to the person
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  Speaker 1: right next to him. It was like we're living in
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  Speaker 1: a fucking– I almost thought it was a fucking– somebody
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  Speaker 1: was playing a prank on me. And then they– I'd
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  Speaker 1: just gotten a security guy. So there's this fucking guy
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  Speaker 1: who was just fucking– I mean you could put a
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  Speaker 1: piece of coal in his hand in the morning and
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  Speaker 1: you'd have a fucking– Diamond when it comes out. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you'd have a fucking piece of coal that looked like
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  Speaker 1: it had a grill on it. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: At least by the afternoon, like a fucking tough guy.
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  Speaker 1: And he'd been like stopping some of my friends. I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't even, everything was just kind of like a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you find this guy, by the way? I'm always
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  Speaker 2: fascinated with security guards.
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  Speaker 1: We found a guy, somebody in Nashville set us up
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  Speaker 1: with a guy that was there.
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  Speaker 2: Like a military, ex-military?
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  Speaker 1: I think so. Maybe cop, fire department, FBI, undercover cop.
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  Speaker 2: Local mall security.
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  Speaker 1: High school narc.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to get a guy that did ROTC
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  Speaker 2: in college. I don't even want.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I want. I want a guy that did
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  Speaker 1: ROTC with that wooden gun. And use his test 200.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I want. Yeah.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: My college roommate, my freshman year, my buddy Evan, he
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: did ROTC, and he got kicked out. You know how
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: hard that is? It's impossible. They need you in there.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: They were like, brother, you're not running in the morning.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: You're out. You got to go. And he just stood.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: He couldn't wake up. He didn't do the exercises, and
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: they were like, you're out. And we've almost never kicked
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: anybody out of Arizona State ROTC. It was like... They're
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: begging for people. Shout out to Ev. The only guy
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: I know that could get asked to leave ROTC. He
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm just committed. I was like, I don't
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: think so. There he is spinning guns.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Well, the crazy is you can tell when an ROTC
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: guy's in the military because the rest of the guys
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: are lined up firing at the enemy. And this guy's
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: just fucking whipping his shit in a circle. Yeah, he's
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: just fucking flipping his shit and buying Camaros online. Dude,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: all the ROTC guys.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Camaros or Mustangs. The Camaros or Mustangs. It's either a
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Camaro or it's a 5.0, baby.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, all the ROTC guys in our high school,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: all they would do was buy these fucking cars. Like,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: they would buy sometimes, if they could, it would be
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: a nice Camaro, but every now and then some guy would, like, get.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: jealous of the guy that had a nice Camaro and
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: he would get like a piece of shit and just
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: put like a fucking $ 2, 000 engine in that bitch and
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: it would just fucking you know that car when you
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: were a kid if you backed it up you put
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: it on the ground and backed it up it like
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: built up energy she.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Had to go forward yeah it had like a wind
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: up yeah and then it would just.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Fucking go as fast and just right off never straight
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: that was that fucking dude bro that it was just
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: a piece of shit like look like a like a
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: recycling bin fucking going at 200 miles an hour And
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: then they would write the 40 time on the windshield
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: and it was like clutch shit that they would do.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: And they would put all these like snipers never dying
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: shit tattoos on their arms.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: And they were just in fucking ROTC. Yeah, dude, they
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: got dreams. That's going to be my security.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: That's true. That's exactly what you need.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: And so that was all scary. And then even just
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: having a security, I mean, every, it was just like, dude,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: there was so much fucking, I was just dealing with
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: like a lot of like, um, I started to get
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: kind of paranoid. I mean, there was people after that
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk thing texting each other, like, or, you know,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: stay safe, you know?
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: So there was just a ton of shit going into it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: But we left out of there that night, had a blast, dude. Yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: You know, and thought that we might have it. We'll
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: just look at the tape. And then, yeah, then the
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: media just like, you know, fuck them, you know? But
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: not fuck, but it's like, fuck them. They just, you
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: just realize that they're bottom feeders, these websites that create
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: these things. And you're like, oh, it's so sad.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: That's what they need. I think that's how they make
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: their money now. And the way that we changed, and
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: the way that podcasting kind of changed uh, daily current media,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: you know, they kind of copied us, but they took
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: the worst version of it where there's way more love
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: coming out of you and this than they give credit for.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: So they're going to peel what they want to be
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: the best story. The best story is never going to
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: be Theo was surrounded by friends and family having a
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: good night. It's going to be the opposite. You know,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: nobody wants to read that. No one wants to read
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: great time with Theo and his friends at the country
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: bar with Glenny balls. Nobody wants to read that. That's,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, That's the unfortunate truth. They want to read
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: the other thing. They want to hear the drama. They
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: want the other version that makes them feel a little
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: bit more interested and piqued, and that's a bummer.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: And we all do. That's the part of, even with myself,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: it's like, I need to not, what do I give
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: my attention to? When I see things that it's like, oh,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: this couple split up or this sort of thing, I
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: don't want to give my attention to that because I'm
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: just adding to that thing of like, Let me, let
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: me add energy into this or look who got busted
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: or just, you know, shit like that. It's like, I'm
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: just kind of giving some energy into that. Um, if
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: it's super negative, you know?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wash that all away. I think the only thing
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: you could do now, even when there's a lot of negativity, not,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever in the, in the public sphere and
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: the comedy sphere and the, whatever it is, I think,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: you know, I focus on drinking coffee and throwing the
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: ball with my dog every morning. It was like my
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: favorite thing to do in the world. I did that here.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I was late because of that. I drink a whole
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: pot of coffee in the morning, and I play with
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: the dog, and that's my reset. I don't know, because
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: there's nothing going on when that's going on. I leave
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: my phone at the house, and I just go for
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: a walk, and then go play with her in the backyard.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, you have a backyard?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a little tiny little backyard. In L.A.,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: you don't get much, but it's fake grass, too, which is...
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not taking care of grass, bro.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Well, and some of this new grass, it's crabgrass, or
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: it's that.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: It's that Chinese stalking grass or whatever it's called.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: That's Bobby Lee's grass, the Chinese stalking grass?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: That's what he calls it.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Chinese stalking grass. It mostly refers to Chinese silver grass,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: a species also known as Japanese stilt grass.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: The Japanese stilt grass is much more patient and kind
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: for some reason.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: There it is, yeah. I can't take care of a lawn.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: You got land. Don't you have land up by you?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: No, dude.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: No, you don't have any land?
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I don't have any fucking land.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I thought you'd have land out by you, dude.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I'm looking right now to try to just get a
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: little bit more space, but some places it's tough, and
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: one place I'm looking at, it's kind of over by
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: the interstate, a little close to the interstate, so it's
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: loud in the yard.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: You don't want that. Get away from that.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: You have to yell if you're talking to somebody.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: You really got to use your outside voices at a barbecue. Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So it's a lot of that, man. So I don't know.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I'm looking, and it's kind of tough. you know, cause
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I do like to be able to, uh, podcast from home,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: that sort of thing. Yeah. And, uh, and, and, and yeah,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: so it's been a journey and then it's like, you know,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: sometimes it's like, I'll, it's like, you know, do I
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: get a house where if I have a family, then
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: we can live there? You know, it's like, I start to,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: you know, you get caught in that space where it's like,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Or do I just get a house for me? But
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: if I do that, am I like locking myself into the,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like, but then maybe some of that's
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: just overthinking things, you know?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever thought about doing a compound with
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: friends or family? People come live with you? I mean,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: are you clean? Is your house squeaky clean?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Are you like a neat freak?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm pretty organized. I'm not, yeah, my
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: house is clean.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, like my dad was the son of
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: a military man, so shoes can't be out of place.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: yeah that's like a I have the sickness I'm like
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: just take put them put it right there like my
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: wife I'll be like what those don't need to be
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: there yeah she's like why do you care I'm like
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know it's a sickness dude it's like just
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: move them into the into the other thing I think
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I've got that's like my that's my my little OCD
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: that's your Vietnam that's my Vietnam is where are your shoes?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Put your shoes over there. That's my Vietnam. I have flashbacks.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Loose laces on the floor and mud. Dude, move it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's my foot Normandy, dude. It really is.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm Agent Orange, dude, so you know I'm going
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: to come down on it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, I remember one time a fucking van full of
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: ginger people broke down on our street and we'd never
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: seen like a van full. They didn't have, you know,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: They didn't have it at the time or whatever.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Right. And we weren't allowed in a van for a
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: long time. You know that, right? More than five was a,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: was a small ginger army. Yeah. You know, us government
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: restricted more than five redheads at once in a moving vehicle.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I think it was. Yeah. You could be in packs
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: outside cause we're controllable on foot, but in a.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Van, dude, bro, we'd never seen it. And I remember
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: my dad, like four got out and he was fucking,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you could hear his fucking temperature rising, dude. You could
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: hear his fucking neck straight in a little.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What are you doing here, boys? Keep it moving.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: And then five and then six, they had one that
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: was like kind of weak or whatever. And he got
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: out at the end.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: We leave him in the back. Yeah. You gotta, the
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: smallest one must take up the rear because he's got
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: to protect from the back and he's got to be
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: one of the first that could go.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Ginger's traveling in packs is a dangerous, dangerous thing. You know,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: we don't really see each other like that. You know,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: like we don't, when I see another red, there was
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: a redheaded girl yesterday working this event that we were
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: at and she was like, my brother. And I said,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: let's take it easy. Cause I don't know if you're
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: an enemy or a friend yet. You know, a regular
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: person I meet on the street. Hey, how you doing?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Another redhead, I go, I'd like to see the resume
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: first before I let you into my space. Because I
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: don't know what kind of ginger they are. There's different levels. Really?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Is there really?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, big time.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It's almost like black people and that albino guy or whatever.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You know that guy I'm talking about? Yeah. That undercover
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: black guy? Bring that guy up.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's got to be a vetting process, you know? Like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: can the albino black guy, does he say the N-word?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Bring up a couple albiggas. Is that a term or not?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It is now, dude.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Can we say that or not?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Look at that. Black albino guy with red hair.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what the fuck is up. Bro, that is
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: the future, dude. Bro, take my money, bro.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Whatever he's selling. And I don't know if that's more
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: me or more if he's more red or more black.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know what group he'd go with. I mean,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: he's invited to the cookout and has to have ring sunscreen,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: which is wild.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: That's fucking Sunlight Jackson, homie. Are you kidding me? Dude,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: are we going to get in trouble for saying Al Biggs?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro. I don't know. It's vague enough.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: There's my boy, Blake Griffin. He's a black redheaded. He is.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: But he's so handsome and tall and athletic that he
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: kind of wanes away from the ginger side. You know,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: we're usually pale, see-through, and frail. Right.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: He's able to kind of almost, he's above it because
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: of his height.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he superseded it. Yeah. He's gone above and beyond.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: That's so rare in that community.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, that is, I mean, that guy still looks,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I mean- 2,000 plus black albino person stock photos. Man,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: they took a lot of pictures of this guy.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Dude, is this fucking Henry Rollins? I feel like that's fucking... Bro,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: this is basically the albino Henry Rollins. Dude, we're going
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: to get in so much trouble for making fun of
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: these guys.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: We're not making fun of them. I'm showing some love.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, actually.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm fascinated when... You know what's so funny? That 100%
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: is Henry, back to back. That's his alter ego.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, Henry Rollins.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, Henry Rollins. Yeah. No, dude, I think when I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: find red in other places, it makes me feel that
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: we're still around. Oh, yeah. Because we're fading fast. I mean,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: look it up. They said redheads were going to be
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: dead by like 2045 or something like that.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Bring up a batch of them.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's close, dude. That is a little too close
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: for comfort for me. I don't want to be extinct
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: in the next 20 years. Redheads will be extinct. 2060. Okay,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: they bumped it up, so we're moving. Oh, it's a
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: false claim. It's debunked. All right, good.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Widely been debunked by geneticists and scientific organizations. But what
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: do the people think.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: You know? It's more about the street.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: In the early 2000s, the Oxford Hair Foundation circulated a
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: claim that redheads would vanish in the future due to
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: recessive nature of the red hair gene.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a wish more than a thought, you know,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: than a hope. I mean, red hair results from mutations. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: the mutant MC1R gene.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: For someone to have red hair, they must inherit two
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: copies of the variant gene, one from each parent. Because
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: this gene is recessive, many people carry it without having
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: red hair themselves, and it can skip generations before reappearing. Wow.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a mutant. And yet I've never been booked on
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: any Marvel stuff at all.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's like a fucking Agatha Christie novel, dude. This
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: is crazy, bro. It's amazing. In short, while red hair
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: will likely remain uncommon, it's not going extinct ever. The
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: gene will continue to be passed on quietly through generations,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: resurfacing whenever two carriers have children.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a... romantic like a romantic murder mystery
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: novel but it says it's quiet resurfacing whenever two carriers
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: have children it will resurface.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I love that well there is something kind of powerful
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: that it's so unique you know um and if you
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: ever see somebody that has blue eyes and red hair
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: it definitely feels like they're like i.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Mean cheering on here he's he's got blue eyes and
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: red hair right.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Fresh off the tap it feels like they're right off
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: the tap yeah he came out of the factory just
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: yeah just like It feels like they could have salmon
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: swimming upstream in their veins. They feel super clean.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still warm from being baked. Look at that.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: He's still warm. See, I've got brown eyes. I've got
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: the Italian side got the brown in my eyes. So
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I got brown and red. It is.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It's a dangerous mix.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: A dangerous duo.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. Relaxing is the thing now.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to. You're done touring. No more. You're
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: going to chill for a little while.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's so nice, dude. I've been going to
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: football games. I've been trying to like plan a date
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and then I'll go on the date or do something
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Are you going on a lot of dates? Are you
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: dating right now or no?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, I just ran into the most ridiculous thing. So
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I'm in an airplane, right? And the girl that was
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: working in the airplane was cute, right?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: The flight attendant.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And I didn't want to like flirt with her because
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: it's her job. It's a small space, right? But I
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: felt like she kind of like, looked at me like
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: a little more than just looking at, I felt like
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: we made like, it felt like a little bit of
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: a spark when we walked in.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Sure. And, did she know who you were?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Chances are high.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Yeah. And she was pretty tall too. So she
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: could see me because she, you know, tall people can
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: see a little bit more. So anyway, I get on
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the plane, I sit down and then I'm like, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I don't see her. She's like doing stuff. And then
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: after a while, I was like, well, I got to go, uh,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Up there, I'm going to get a diet coke. So
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I go up there. And while she's making it, she's
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: kind of going a little bit slow. And I was like, oh,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I was kind of talking to her and stuff. And then, dude,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I just– fuck, dude, what a fucking idiot. I was
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like– I said, well, I said, you should come to
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: a comedy show sometime. I said I work as a
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: comedian if you'd ever want to come to a comedy show.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Because we had some good conversations. She was asking me
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: some questions back. And then she's like, yeah, that sounds great.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: How should I get in touch with you or something?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll give you my email, right? And
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, what?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Not a phone number? What are you doing?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't, well, first of all, I didn't know if
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: it's unprofessional of them on their, like, I didn't know
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: how much you can hit on somebody on a plane.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: And it's also a very small environment. Like if something
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: gets weird or they feel threatened or something, or it's,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you know, it's weird.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: It is a little, you're a little too close for comfort. Right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: You can't just walk away. Right.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: And we're right there. So anybody could kind of overhear it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Like it's a small environment, you know, and everybody's quiet.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: So I just, what if she's like. You don't do that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You just don't know how people are going to react.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: That's true. But I mean, if you were feeling it,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: you were feeling it. If she was obviously vibing with you,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: then you throw her your number. The email is, the
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: email creates some separation where you go, this is my professional.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: If you want to come to a show, email me.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: You and your friends can come to the show.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know if she has marriage or whatever.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: So I was like, fuck, I don't, I just, I
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm always afraid. I think if someone is
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: like married or has a boyfriend that I think that
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: is like a big deterrent and it didn't seem like
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: she did. She didn't have a wedding ring on. Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: And she could just say, I guess I have a boyfriend,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: but I think there's like, I have like a big,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I have like a lot of, I guess like fear
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: around that part. And so, yeah, I don't know, dude,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: but this is the fucking worst part. So she's like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, just do you have a pen?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I can borrow. I'll just write it on a napkin
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: at my seat or something. It was, we'd been up
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: there for a while and some fucking Asian woman, right.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Was at the bath. She's banging on the fucking bathroom
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: door now and nobody's in there. And I was like,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: nobody's in there. And she fucking couldn't put it all together.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: She couldn't. So she's still just standing there waiting. And
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, dude. And now she's right, this
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Asian lady's like right up against me. And, you know,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: she's going to go in there and make a fucking
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: soup or whatever. Those fucking, you get a good Chinese person,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: they'll fucking make a soup and a fucking.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: They close off the sink? Yeah. They'll make it in there.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Bro, they'll whip up a fucking little bok choy fucking
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: back chowder in an airplane sink in 20 minutes, dude.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: You know, Chinese people, you die walking next to a
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Chinese friend, they fucking put a pot right there, light
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: it up. They make a soup out of anything. They
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, dude. They make soup immediately, and
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: they keep it moving. So I'm like, this bitch is
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: trying to get in there to cook. That's why she
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: was so anxious. For sure. So I'm trying to get
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: this lady's email, and I'm like, and the pen wasn't
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: working good, dude. And now a line is building up
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: for a bathroom that's open, right? So I get this
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: fucking Asian lady. She's wearing like three visors, fucking glasses.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: she was so fucking Asian she wasn't even there probably
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: she probably wasn't even under all the stuff you know?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: You probably had to order her online if you actually
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: wanted her to be there, dude. But all the accoutrements
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and shit were right there. So I'm trying to write
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: the email and the pen isn't working good. And I'm
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: having to write it against like, you know, the plastic
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: in an airplane. It's kind of like It's not the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: best writing surface. You're writing against the wall that's up
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: by the bathrooms. It's probably textured too. It's probably bumpy
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and textured. Yes, it was just a lot. So I
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: finally got like four letters of the fucking email. But
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: like I kept trying to like etch it into the
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: paper so you could see it if you put it
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: by a light or whatever. I fucking– the time has
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: gotten too long. It's so weird. It's like, hi-ya, hi-ya.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: This lady is fucking just beating on a fucking door.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I think the door is even open by now. And
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: she can't figure out that she can just go in there.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: And start a Bunsen burner onto the fucking sink, right?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Light it up, man. Get it moving.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: So I finally give the lady the email and it
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: has like four fucking letters on it. It's a, I
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: just went and fucking sat down.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Sat down, that's it? Oh my God.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It was too hot. The space had gotten too hot
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: up there.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: The stress was heavy.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What a fucking loser.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: No, it's fine.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: No, not a loser. You get to keep swinging. That's
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: the best part.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: What, but imagine this. Okay, so this guy fucking came
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: on the airplane and he gave me A fucking half
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: of an email address. I should have just left my
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: fingerprints on her back a little bit or something. Or
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: just fucking, you know. She was very fair. I should
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: have just written it in her arm with my finger
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: or something. Maybe leave half the email to see how
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: creative she is. Can you figure out the rest? Just
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: like give a girl four digits instead of seven. See
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: if she can figure it out. And then I was
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: just sitting there like, dear God, what a fucking loser.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: And there's a long flight left too.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Who gives somebody their email?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know, maybe she found it creative
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: and cute. Maybe it was cute. If she really wanted
• 31:23
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• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I know, but it just kind of broke my heart.
• 31:29
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• 31:32
  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
• 31:33
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• 31:34
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• 31:35
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• 31:37
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• 31:42
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• 31:44
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. My golf show. And then I'm, which I'm coming
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• 34:58
  Speaker 2: to try to feel it out again and jump around
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• 35:01
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• 35:03
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• 35:06
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• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Kind of jump around.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: One day I would like to have maybe if I
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: get married or get in a relationship, then I would
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: travel with my wife and go like in a camper
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Before we start a family and maybe do some shows,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: but also just go see a lot of places because
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: you miss out on some places. And it is nice
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: to be able to schedule a place around where friends are.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: You know who does that? Well, I mean, I don't
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: know if he does it anymore, but I ran into
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Regan was with his girlfriend. I don't quite know. I
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Brian Regan?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Regan's girlfriend or whatever, partner or whatever. And they
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: were on a bus together. And he was like, we're
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: just touring the country, doing shows, goofing around, stopping at
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: places that we feel like stopping. I was like, that
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: is the move. My wife just doesn't really want to go.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: to all these places. Cause she's got her own thing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? She's got her own career.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: So it's hard for me to pull her out, but
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: it does seem like a cool little fantasy to get
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: in the bus and stop by cool spots. You know,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: shit that I never get to see because we're on
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: the road half of the time you're in a city
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: and then you got to go. And then you're in
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: a new city and you're like, Oh, that'd be, well,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: we got to go. You got to jet so much,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: you know, but also after living on a bus with
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Bobby for a couple of months. Um, yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: What was that? You were on the bus with him.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: We did the bus tour last year. It was, uh,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: It was really hard. It was really hard.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: What are some of the toughest parts about living on
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: a bus with Bobby?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, the number one rule when you're
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: on a tour bus is no pooping on the bus.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: You got to wait to poop. I mean, and you
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: can schedule it. You make an internal agreement saying, you know,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: to yourself, we will poop when we get to a place.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: And he pooped on the bus within the first week.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, he broke the rule within week one, you know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You can't poop on the bus week one.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: How many weeks was the tour?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: It was like three months.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: He broke rule week one, and then his schedule is crazy.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: And his legs don't even, dude, I actually walked in
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: on him in the bathroom one time. His legs aren't
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: on the floor while he poops, and I feel like
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: it's so much harder to poop when you can't get
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: traction from the floor.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: No grip, yeah. He's not grounded at all. Well, we
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: put a squatty potty under there so his feet do
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: touch something. Oh, that's right. That's for him to feel regulated.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Because I walked in one time, he was literally squeezing
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: his body down like a tube of toothpaste trying to
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: get it out of him.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: You have to roll it now with him. If you
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: don't roll down with him, gravity doesn't do all the
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: work for him. you know, because Koreans keep most of
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: it up and high. So you got to really kind
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: of massage him. A lot of times I'll massage his
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: shoulders and back. If he says, I got to go
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom, I'll say, well, give me an hour
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: with you first. So I'll roll down his back, roll
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: his sides out. You know, you have to, you really
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: have to.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's like a filo dough, brother. He's like, he's
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: a very rare dough. Look at him.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: He is. And you got to let him rest. Now
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: he's getting skinnier though, man. He doesn't look like that anymore.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: He's on Ozempic and he's flying free.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: No, he's not.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: He's on Wagovi, which is the alternative because he threw
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: up on Ozempic pretty bad. He was sick as a dog.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Every time we went out to eat, he'd get sick.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: And then he was like, I think I can't do it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: So then he switched up and then he started taking Wegovy,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: which is like another alternative. And he's been incredible. I
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: think he lost, he'll say the real number, but I
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: think it was 30 something pounds. But look at how
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: thin he looks there, man.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Look at how thin he looks there. That's crazy.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: He looks great.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: He's feeling much better. He's still looking for love though.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: His whole journey is now, he's looking for love.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: You can't look too hard.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: He's searching, bro.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: You can't look too hard, man.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: He's staring deep, deep into that abyss of the dating pool.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: And also the apps. You're not on the apps.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not on the apps.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he lives and dies by those things. He loves them.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: He does?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he doesn't commit.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Did you ever do the apps when you were dating?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: No, man. That world seems so dark to me. Also,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I see all my friends following the same traps where
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: they hit up a girl, they talk for a second,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: then they never meet up or they never link. It
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: ends in a weird blank space.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: There's no.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: There, there, there's truly no like risk reward. It's almost like, yeah, dude, it's,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if it happens or not. So there's no, like,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: if you schedule a real date, you meet someone in
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: the real world, the girl on the plane risk, real risk.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: You're on a plane. Here's my number or my email.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Does it work? We'll see on the app. It doesn't matter, bro.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: On the app, it's, they stop. He talks to a
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: bunch of girls and then he stops talking to them
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: when they, he feels like they're not engaged or he's
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: over it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, I remember I was on the app one
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: time years ago, and it was when Steven Avery was
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: popping off.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: The guy that was killing people at that used car
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: lot or whatever. And all my pictures were of him. Yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: And remember that one kid? Yeah, that was. definitely one
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: of them. And remember, and Brendan Dassey, who was like
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: his accomplice.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Dassey was his nephew or something? Or what was that, right?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: And they were both, I think, retarded or whatever. And they.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's it. I think they were
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: both just, back in the day, just quiet men. They
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: were just quiet men. Brent Dassey was a misunderstood quiet boy. Now,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I don't really know. I don't remember this case in whole.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: My buddies played Dassey on Call of Duty.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: On NFL 2K?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Dassey's the unlock a player?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: He's got his screen name or something.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant he had like an avatar.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You could play as Dassey. I played NBA 2K with Dassey.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: He's just standing by a fucking burn barrel just fucking
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: smoking a dart with his buddies, dude. He doesn't even
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: know he's cooking wieners. Like there's like a deceased body
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: and he doesn't even know. He just thinks it's an
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: open fire.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: He's always in the gulag. He lives in the gulag, bro.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: He's just cooking franks on a stick over a burning body.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even know. But anyway, I put a lot
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: of Brennan Dassey photos on there and a lot of
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Stephen Avery photos because I was like, oh, this is
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: topical right now. Chicks will see this. A lot of
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: chicks love crime.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: They love crime stuff.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I put the cousin from Home Alone.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Remember that kid with the glasses?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved him. Fuller. Yes. You're going to wet
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: the bed, Fuller. You know who that was, right? You
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: know what actor that was? Uh-uh. That's Macaulay Culkin's brother.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: That's the kid from Succession.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's his name? Why can't I think of his name?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Kieran Culkin. Kieran Culkin. That's him as a kid. Wow.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: You're going to wet the bed, Fuller.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I put a picture of him and then
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: two pictures of me. And they got so pissed at me. Like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: you can't put accused killers or whatever. And I was like,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: get fucked, guys.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Well, you're just talking about what's going on right now.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: That's what's happening in the news right now.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: So they had, like, some shit or whatever. But anyway,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: that was the last time I was on, and I
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: think so that was probably about nine years ago. I
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: think also, like... I just don't want to be addicted
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: to that stuff. And I don't want to get to
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: the part where you don't get a response from somebody
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: or you don't get something and it makes me feel bad.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: You feel like it's a shot at you or something. Right.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I think I'm a little too sensitive with that shit.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: And I also don't like somebody being able to tell
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: me no if I'm not right there. You know what
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Give it to my face.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Know me to my face. Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Email me and tell me no.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Okay. I hope that flight attendant, wherever she is, I
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: hope she's watching. And you got to reach out to Theo.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Take him out on a date. What's your perfect date?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: What's Theo's perfect date?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a nice question. You know what it is, dude?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I realize it's just like going for a walk somewhere.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Something easy.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Like just through like a nice nature trail or something
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: like that, which sounds like a fucking....
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Which sounds very much like a fucking... Like you're going
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: to create a murder mystery then? Yeah. Well, dude, did
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: you see this thing with Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell?
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: The people.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: She did a post about their anniversary, 12 years or something.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: And she wrote on her Instagram, yeah, where he's hugging
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: her there. Which, by the way, I thought he was
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: hugging his daughter. It looks like a child.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: That's his.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: That's her. And it says, 12th wedding anniversary to the
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: man who once said to me, I would never kill you.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: A lot of men have killed their wives at a
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I never would. And then a bunch of people were like...
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: This is not healthy. She's just goofing. She's just playing around.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Look at that. Wait, wait. Dateline NBC wrote, screenshotted.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: What?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Like they want to use it for something in the
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: future in case something goes down.
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: She's just being playful. She's just goofing around.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Women, I think one reason why women like true crime
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: and like murder.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Murder mystery, yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is because at least the man's committing. At least
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: if this guy's going to kill me.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: He's going to go all the way.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: And it's commitment.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Right. That's why they like it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Women want commitment. So it's like, oh, this guy is
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: at least willing to fucking actually kill me instead of
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: some fucking pussy ass guy who comes by and just
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: kind of stabs me and pokes me and makes me
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: get my nails and cooter shaved up and all this
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: stuff just to waste my fucking time. At least this
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: fucking decent man has come over here and committed to
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: fucking crime and committed to murder.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I am fascinated with the idea that why women like
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: it so much. Like my wife, she doesn't like it
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: the way that I see, like a lot of women
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: love murder mystery because I think it affirms their belief
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: that any man could be a killer. Like it's almost
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: like verifying the fact that they go, yeah, Theo's sweet,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: but could be a killer. I mean, I think they
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: think that about every single dude could be a killer
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: for some reason. It's like ingrained in their DNA. It's
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: gotta be nature, protective years of nature of thinking like
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: if the village is running out of food, the, the, the,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: the big, Neanderthals are probably gonna be like, we gotta
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: kill some of these women. They're eating the food. We
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: gotta get rid of them. We'll go find new women.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's gotta be some weird old school, you know,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: human instinct. Like the women are, and also, don't females, like,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: don't the mantises, don't they eat the guys after they
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: have sex with them? Isn't that what they do? Like
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: the praying mantis, I think they, don't they kill the
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: man the moment that they're done getting impregnated? There's gotta
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: be bugs that do that like crazy. Bugs?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: There's fucking people in Memphis doing this shit.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: How many animals.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sexual cannibalism. Female praying mantises will do it. They'll
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: eat the male during or after mating. You gotta wait
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: till I'm done. Don't eat me while we're going at it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Unless it's right after I bust.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Take me now. Or right when I'm doing it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: That would be hot. Kill me right when I'm doing it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's crazy. What other animals, I believe it's male raccoons,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: will eat the children of a female raccoon so that
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: she'll go right back into heat to want to make
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: more children.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: To make another one.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: So they can have sex again.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I'm lucky that didn't happen with me. You get a
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: redhead baby, you're like, I gotta kill just to get
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: another one. This is the one I want. Male raccoons
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: do do that.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Are known to sometimes kill and even eat the young
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: of females, and one main reason is exactly that, to
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: make the female go into heat again. The behavior is
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: a form of infanticide, and it serves as an evolutionary
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: purpose similar to what's observed in lions and some primate species.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Wow. God, that's wild. And female raccoons can't become pregnant
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: while nursing. They must finish raising the litter before entering,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I can't say that word.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Estrus.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Estrus.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: When a male kills her kits, she will return to
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: estrus within days, allowing him to sire his own offspring
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: rather than raising another male's. Wow, that's insane, bro.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: That's some Stephen King shit.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, if that happened in human society, it would
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: be absolutely crazy.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Kill your own just so they get hot again. That's
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: like a Black Mirror episode. You know what I mean?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Like in the future, you're like, we need to make
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: the perfect human. So every time they have a kid,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: if it's not exactly what they want, like, you know,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: they're doing now people, you can pick things. They're, they're
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: engineering kids. Now you can pick the specifics of your kid.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Like you want it to be a certain height category,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: you know, weight, hair, eye color. Like we're getting into,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: we're playing God. Like we're playing God. It's going to
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: backfire tremendously bad. Like sometimes I think Shohei Otani was
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: made in a lab. You see that dude. You're like,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: do you know a lot of, Six, seven Japanese dudes?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: 265?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: You're like, this dude was made in a lab to
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: be the greatest baseball player of all time.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Where was he made?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: What lab was he made in? I mean, look at
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: the size of this man. Arguably the greatest baseball player
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I think I've ever seen live. It blows my mind.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Have you watched him live? Have you seen him live?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: It's shocking how good he is.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: And he can't even tell us how much fun he's
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: having because he doesn't even speak English.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: That's why he does that, though. He doesn't want you
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: to know. He stays... He stays that way. He's not
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: trying to learn.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: So Itani was not made in a lab.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Bullshit.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's a real human born in Japan. He was
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: born in Mizusawa Iwate Prefecture, known as Oshu.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oshu.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: In Japan, where both athletes in his youth. His mother
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: played badminton. Oh, that answers that, I guess. Badminton players
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: always make the best baseball players.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Bro, imagine how savage his mother is at badminton.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: She's the baddest bitch at badminton. His father was an
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: amateur baseball player. I did know that. But a factory
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: worker for the most part.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: The rumors claiming he was created in a Japanese laboratory
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: are satirical. That's right, humorous. That's what we're doing here.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: We're just joking around.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: But, dude, everything's getting outsourced now, dude. Bro, we're doing
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: this new thing with Mike Rowe where we're going to do.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Dirty Jobs, Mike Rowe?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I love that guy.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's great.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: His voice is great. God, dude.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, every time he talks, I can hear my mother
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: c * * * ing, which is crazy.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: It's like— He gets women pregnant by the baritone in
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: his voice. And maybe we need to get rid of
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: that statement I didn't say. That's crazy to say, right?
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Keep it. No, I like it. Keep it. It makes sense.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Let me give you my email.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Just give me half. Is Roe married?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: If he was a single guy, my good God.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: God, he's doing fine.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Let me do some cleanup. And it's very newsworthy because
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: he has inflection that jumps up and down.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: He worked.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: No, he's single. He's never been married. Been in some
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: long terms, though.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: God.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: He worked on QVC whenever he first started.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: That's how we got to start.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: No shit.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: And so we're doing this thing where it's like it's
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: like small American companies like mom and pop companies like
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: trying to create like an avenue for them to sell
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Christmas gifts to other people. So we're going to do
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: this episode that's all about that and feature a bunch
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: of different products.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: It's kind of slicing out Amazon, so to speak, right?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: You're like, take it back to the local shops.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so then it's almost like you get two gifts.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I get to get somebody a gift, but I also
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: get to give another person a gift by buying something
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: from them.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like what Tom's Shoes did, kind of, where you
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: buy a shoe, they give a shoe to somebody. I
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: don't know if that's true.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Well, all these products are American-made, so everything is purely American-made.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: But one of the things we're noticing, dude, is there's
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: nothing made here.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Like if we shut off China completely, we would fucking
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: be living off of beef beef.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Which I love.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: And wind chimes. Bro.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: And garden gnomes. We're still producing those like crazy, bro.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: You go past the nursery down the street, there's 100,000
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: of them. I'm like, who's still buying these? But they're
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: still made here. And by the way, the more I
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: see companies that are trying to do the made in
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: the USA thing, the prices go skyrocket. That's the, that's
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: the worst part that you're like, I want to support
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: them too, but my God.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just no, there's no infrastructure. I mean, you
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: can't get hardly anything done. Here's what we're seeing. Right.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: But some of that's starting to change. Like there's people
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: that want to do it. Um, there's this good ranchers
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: company that is like, uh, sourcing meat. That's just in America. There's, um,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: American giant, which is finally created an avenue for like
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: getting cotton gin here. Um, and that they can use
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: to create textiles and shirts like, but it's like electronics.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: No, that's gone.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Nothing.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: We lost that a long time ago. We were never
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: going to, I mean, but also they make, they make
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: the best electronical shit, man. Like if you've seen in Japan,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: they've got those streets that have kinetic energy that stores
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: energy for you walk on a, you now, when you
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: walk down some sidewalks in Japan, it stores kinetic energy
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: as you walk in the sidewalks. Look at that. So
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: you press down and it takes the kinetic energy and
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: stores it for, for energy usage in the future. Brother,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: there's a pothole on my street that's been there for
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: nine years. We can't get that shit fucking fixed. And
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: they got kinetic energy sidewalks.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where Mike Rowe keeps his voice in that pothole.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: That thing's deep.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I live down here.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: But dude, there's... Yeah, they have a sidewalk over there
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: that can tell if you're a f * * *
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: er or not, too.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: They really?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Japan is advanced.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: But dude, that's a scary day to take your son
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: for a walk.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: You're like.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Like, let's see what happens here, fella. They took the
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: idea of a, what was it? What was it when
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: we were a kid? What was it called? A, uh,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: there it is. That's the road.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: And that's us just painting.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: That's me and you just walking around. Now, if you
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: come when you're on that block, that's how they know.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Then they got you. One of us.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: That's for sure, dude. Bro, it's, yeah, that's the kind
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: of shit. That's out of pocket. That's great though. That's
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: that rainbow street. But the craziest thing was, remember they
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: put all that rainbow and the black pride stuff right
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: next to each other? And meanwhile, in black culture, they
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: do not accept a lot of gay people.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is not on the same block. They're like,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: move that to the other block.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Put that shit in the cul-de-sac.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: That shit is a dead end. Put that shit on
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: the dead end.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Dude, technology is getting so crazy, man. Did you see the... Fuck,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I gave her my fucking email. Can you even imagine?
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Half an email is even worse.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: But what I tried as fucking hard as I could,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: she gave me the pen. Dude, but– and then just
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: sitting in my chair and just being like, bro, why
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: did you go up there? You got to diet coke
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: and give a woman half of a fucking email address.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: You are fucking– no, speaking of technology, dude, there's a toilet.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Bring up that toilet. There's a toilet now. They want
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: to be able to– was it film you while you're
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: doing poops or whatever?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Yep. They, they film you while you're shitting. Or it's, uh,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: they want to be able to test your poo poo. Oh,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I like that. Test me to see if I'm healthy. Yeah,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: but fucking dude, what if you just had a fucking
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: night where you had a couple, you know, you had
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: a couple of barks, root beers and some pizza. Right.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: It's going to, it's going to let you know how
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: bad it was for you. That's good. I want to know.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I want to know.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: And, bro, can we discontinue hot honey pizzas because those
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: are making people— Why is that a thing?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: I don't understand honey on the pizza. They always do that.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: They go pepperoni, jalapeno, and hot honey. That's the new shit.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: I don't like that. When did honey make its way
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: out of that?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: It's just people that want to shit more. There's people that.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Can't— Kohler makes a tiny camera in your toilet to
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: analyze the contents.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Some smart litter boxes can monitor our pets' habits and health,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: so having a camera in our human toilet bowl seems inevitable.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. I don't need a camera in there.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I don't want it to watch me. I don't want
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: that stuff posted. The caller's like, uploading now to Facebook.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Ricky just shit. Ricky's shit gets a four stars.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: You see my little wiener barely making it over my
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: balls first thing in the morning when I'm shitting on Facebook.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: My dad would post 100% on accident. He'd be like,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: help me take this down. I posted the Kohler clip.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Like, Andrew.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Andrew, I posted the fucking Kohler clip. Please help me
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: take it down.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: It was a thick piss, damn it. Look, sometimes I
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: pee sitting down. They're fucking, they're calculating it wrong. That
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: would be my fear, dude. But it says it right here.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: The 599 decoda.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Clamps over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner, pointing
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: an optical sensor.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: At your erect.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Excretions and secretions.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Excretions and secretions. It then analyzes the images to detect
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: any blood and reviews your gut health and hydration status
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: depending on the plan you choose. The fee is between
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: $ 70 and $ 156 per year.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: We need to go back to my grandfather who never
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: went to the doctor. He was like, I don't, I'll
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: figure it out. It'll get me when it gets me.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: My grandfather never wanted to know, like, this is something interesting.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: There's a couple of friends of ours, not my liberty
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: to say that, went and got a full body test
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: to make sure they're okay. And one of our friends
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: came back with something who, you know, and you know,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: it scared him a little bit, but he got it
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: taken care of. It was benign. So luckily it was okay.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: But I got the fear of, he's like, you should
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: go do it. And I thought, I don't know if
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I want to know, like, do you want to know?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I think just let, let it happen when it happens.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: I don't want impending doom. I just want to live
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: life until it's over. I think it's, there's so much noise.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: stressing us out, that more noise about our existence. What's
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: this comment that's coming at us right now that I
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: think might hit us or whatever? I don't want to know.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Just let it hit us. Don't tell me it's going
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: to hit us. I don't want to know it's going
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: to happen because then I'm preparing for it to happen.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I'd rather just keep living free until it happens.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: But what if you're living free and your neighbor's just
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: digging a huge hole in his yard to fucking hide
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: in or something?
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Let him live then. That's his choice. People build bunkers.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: People have been building bunkers For how long? I mean,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: as far as we know, the Denver airport is a,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: is a big bunker. I mean, and they've told us
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: for years, they're like, nah, no, that's not true. And
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: then the older you get, the government goes back on
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: what it said. Remember when they said there was no
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: UFOs when we were kids? Like there's no fucking UFOs.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: And then like a year ago, there was like, yeah,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: there's UFOs. Yeah. Yeah. We got, and we got a
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: bunch of them too. We keep collecting them.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: And they're in the water. They said that. Remember that shit?
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: They're living in the water. Yeah. They're getting transferred. You've
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: been to underground in New York. You're like, this is
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: where they live for sure, dude. It's Hasidic Jews in
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: the underground protecting the aliens. We get a conspiracy theory.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Remember the Hasidic Jews? They busted him in that fucking tunnel.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: In the underground.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: And they never even.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: No, they wiped that away. They were like, we're never
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: talking about that again.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: There's a dirty mattress and they never even.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: The secret synagogue. That's what it was. That was the
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: wildest shit I think I've ever seen in my life.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: They busted him crawling out of those things. And then
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: out of a sidewalk.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: The one that was on the sidewalk was probably the
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: most like wild photo. Oh, dude, speaking of wild photos.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: And it was that sidewalk that judges you to that
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: knows it. So it was like, banker, extortionist.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Right there, yeah. Look at, they got him crawling out
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: of a grate. That is insane, dude.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I know, dude. Look, the sidewalk is just rattling off
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: You want to talk about a weird photo, dude. Did
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: you see this Time Magazine picture of Trump? Did you
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: see his response? It made me laugh so hard. They
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: took a photo of him. They said, you know, they
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: put him on Time Magazine for the hostages. And they
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: wrote his triumph, you know.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: That's a picture they used?
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Well, look at his neck. Yeah, he commented about it.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: He was like, they deleted my hair. I mean, you
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: zoom in on that guy's neck. It's banana. That is
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: the worst photo I've ever seen, dude.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, that neck. It's definitely, it gives long nut.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's long nut neck. That's long nut neck. Honestly, look.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, look what they did with the sun in
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: his hair. He's like, they deleted my hair. They don't
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: like my hair. I mean, it does look photoshopped. It's hilarious.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: They fucked him on this. How Gaza heals. That whole
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: thing was just a fucking, a bunch of bullshit.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: You think they were going to give him, like, this
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: is why it's funny. Time magazine wasn't going to praise
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: him all the way. Like, of course they were going
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: to put a bad photo. You think they were going
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: to give you the photo of your choice? Come on,
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: no fucking way. By the way, I think about that
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: all the time when I take photos with fans of
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: how stupid I fucking look. And then when I do die,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: they're going to use one of these dumb fucking photos
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: of me, like half closed eyes, looking the other way, blurry, dumbheaded.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Every time I take a photo, I'm sure I look
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: like a fucking idiot when I take one on the road.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: So when people want photos now, I always go, hey, man.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: They go, hey, can I get a photo? I go, yeah,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: can I selfie it? So I can just take it
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: of us. That way I know I'm like, hey, then
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I know what I look like instead of like a fat, dumb,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: red moron. They deleted my hair. Oh, disappeared my hair.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: They disappeared my hair.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: They disappeared my hair.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm hanging out with– I was with Kid Rock
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: the other night and he calls Trump.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Dude, it's like fucking– He's got him on speed dial?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: It's like 1 a.m. He calls him. He's like, let's go.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Trump answers. They're fucking talking. I'm like, dude, what is
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: How is his house, by the way?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: It was awesome.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Kid Rock's house is sick. I've heard it's wild. It
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: looks like the White House. Is that true? He's a
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: sweet dude. Bob's a nice guy, man. He's thoughtful.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: He's Kid Rock, but he's also a fucking complete fucking animal.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like the White House, right? It's a
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: dupe of the White House?
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it right there.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: God, that's bananas to me.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: And you can see it from town if you're at
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: a restaurant. It's pretty cool.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: It's perched up on the hill.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: That's Nashville? Or where is that? Yeah, that's in Nashville.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Dude, last week we went to NBA Youngboy, which was dope.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I went and watched Ella Langley play, which was awesome.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: And this kid, Dylan Marlowe. Have you ever heard of him?
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think so, but I'm really bad when it
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: comes to that kind of stuff. That group I was
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: playing in the hallway, I'm in love with them, and
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: I forget their name.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, Cameron Marlowe, sorry. Dylan Marlowe is great. I've watched him,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: but uh Cameron Marlowe this guy is this.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: His brother are they related no no oh wow handsome
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: fucking dude yeah I didn't look at him like that
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I am I'm looking at him like that yeah fuck
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: him then I might I always figure half of it's
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: gotta be talent half's gotta be handsome he's a handsome cat.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: You know I will say this now that I think
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: about it a little bit more which I'm not gonna
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: think about a lot he's a little bit handsome but
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: he is bro sings like god I mean just like
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: country I don't even know, gospel, country, it's just like
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: it's a lot.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: God's music.
• 59:34
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• 59:36
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• 59:38
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  Speaker 1: because I've been watching a lot of videos on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: I went down a rabbit hole. There's a really pretty
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  Speaker 1: woman who goes to the gathering of the juggalos, and
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  Speaker 2: That's very sweet of her.
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  Speaker 1: Is she a cool chick? Let's see if we have it.
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  Speaker 2: She seems great. I mean, I love watching her videos.
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  Speaker 2: She's giving you tips of the gathering of the juggalos.
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  Speaker 1: There's a girl right there.
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  Speaker 2: Is that her?
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  Speaker 4: People get so fucked up here that they pass out
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: for 12 hours and don't feel or hear or see
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  Speaker 4: a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're asleep.
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  Speaker 4: It's the Gathering of.
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  Speaker 3: The Juggalos in Thornville, Ohio.
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  Speaker 4: The Gathering of the Juggalos is a fucking 12 out
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  Speaker 4: of 10, dude.
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  Speaker 1: This chick is fucked up, huh?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: They're throwing full cans of Faygo at people.
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  Speaker 2: And they're taking wristbands.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: And so when you're just like a dead body laying
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: on your cot for 12 hours, people come up to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: you and fuck with all of your shit, dude. Enjoying
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: a 12-hour nap.
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  Speaker 1: Costs three points.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: You've got to have a tent.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to have a safe place to sleep. Because
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  Speaker 4: I know a lot of ninjas that are out here
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: passing out on the grass and just laying there. Because
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  Speaker 4: they got in with their last bucks, they don't have shit.
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  Speaker 4: So they're passing out on the road wherever they can,
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  Speaker 4: sleep until the sun comes up, dude. We're here to gather,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: we're here to have a good fucking time.
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  Speaker 2: We're here to not give a fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Because society doesn't accept us, so we're going to accept
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: everybody that's here.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Being accepted, plus 20 points.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Those people are asleep, you idiot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't mess with people that are sleeping, dude.
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  Speaker 2: He's just recharging after being partied out all day.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, that chick, is that a lesbian? Who was that lady?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. She's AI, dude. This is the new world.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: We'll never know if these people are real. The amount
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: of times I'm fooled now by AI is getting out
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: of control.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Also, I don't know why Sora, that's what's called.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: That's a new thing.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Sora is making more. Maybe it's my feed. There's more
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Kobe Bryant videos than I've ever seen. And they have
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: him just, yeah, they have him like dunking on old
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: women in the gym and shit.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: This is Otani's mom.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's Otani's mom.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: That's a badminton champ right there.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Is that Sora or that's real?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: That's Sora.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: That's Sora.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: But that, how would I know? You were like, oh,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Otani's mom is a champ. How would I know?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: And it's not even as great as it can be.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: It's going to be weird. What do you think happens
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: with the future of, like, will they still continue to
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: use actors? What will they do?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I talked to a guy literally
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: yesterday who creates, he has a company that does simulators
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: for golf, right? And he was talking to me about
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: the simulation technology that they use for golf. And then
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: he's like, eventually, you may not even have to need
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: to go play the course. We will have everything feel here,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: smell like it will feel like you're in there. The
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: temperature will be the same as it is on the location.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: You'll feel like you're playing with your group. Like you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: will be, I mean, we're uploaded into that, into that,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: you know, that, that metaverse or whatever. If it, when
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: he was talking about it, cause he was super intellectual
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: and I'm, I'm an idiot. And it scared me a
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: little bit. Cause I thought, well then are they going
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: to need, are they going to need that stuff? I mean,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: I just think, I don't know what the business is
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: going to look like, but I do know live entertainment
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: will always, you will need to go see somebody live.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: I hope I'm praying that people will still want to
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: go feel that human interaction. You know, in the same
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: way that like young people are getting into more analog shit,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: you know, this guy I was talking to yesterday, his
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: son is a young man and he was like, he
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: likes records. He likes CDs and tapes. He thinks it's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: cool because it's throwback, you know? And I think that
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: will have a resurgence in its own right. But eventually
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: everything is going to be so digital. It will, it'll
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: be an afterthought. There'll be, I don't know. I hate
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: to think of it because I do want creators to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: still create, but I think one of the only forms
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: that will exist, unfortunately, would be live. I'm probably wrong,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: but I think people still want to see people live.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: But as far as entertainment goes, if you think someone's
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: not going to get home after a 12-hour workday where
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: they busted their ass doing something all day long, they
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: get home, they kiss their kids and their wife, they
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: put their kids to bed, and they sit down on
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: the couch, and instead of scrolling, they go, Hey, will
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: you show me a movie where The Rock is a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: pancake chef and he's got to get into a fist
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: fight over overcooked pancakes with Jason Statham? And it's like, bum, bum.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: And that's what they make. You know what I mean? Like,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: you know that's going to happen. I don't think it's healthy,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: but you know that's going to happen.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Or like, it's my wife's birthday. Can you make a collage?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: I forgot a gift. Can you make something right now
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: and 3D print it? It's in your fucking living room already.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Like, remember in Back to the Future when they made
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: that pizza?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that when they're in the kitchen? You
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: bring up that photo. It was so ominous. It was
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: so ahead of its time. They're in the kitchen.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Is it a medium pizza?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: It's like a little– it's this big.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Personal pan pizza.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, personal pan. But then once they put it in
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: the machine, it comes out as a full pizza. And
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I thought that's 100% in the making right now. Like
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: there's no chance that they're not– look at that. It
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: starts as that. And that was so long ago. And
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: they put it in something, and it expands to what
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: it truly is now.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Here's the crazy thing. It'll all taste like pizza, right?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: It'll taste like all the flavors, but none of it
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: will be actual.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: It won't be pizza.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: No. It'll be some sort of digital makeup of a
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: thing that resembles pizza. There she is, putting the little
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: tiny thing from Pizza Hut on the tray in the center.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Black & Decker, shout out, plug. Good company plug right there.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: The hydrator.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Hydrating. That's what it said. Hydrating. That's how I would
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: do it. I would do impressions of all those noises.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Look at that. You think that's not common? It's common.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: And that was in 1989. That looks good.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Brother, that looks delicious.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: And not an ounce of it will be pizza. You're right.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: It'll just be whatever's in the ether.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: What's that meat company? I can't believe it's not meat
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Or meat.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: I know. Impossible meat. Beyond meat.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Beyond meat. Yeah, dude. It's just like the technology is
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: getting crazy. Did you see that thing with... With AWS
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: and the beds?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: What do you mean with like, what do they do
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: with beds?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: AWS crash causes 2,000 smart beds to overheat and get
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: stuck upright.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: My dad, I can just, I physically can see my
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: dad being like, it's too fucking hot. What's wrong? My
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: mom yelling at my mom.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: You're sweating.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Move over.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: God damn it.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Move over.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know that it's the fucking bed. The AWS
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: over eating.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Move over. He's got her out in the yard.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: In the garage when I sleep. God damn it.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: The outage, a major American web service, American web services
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: outage on October 20th had the unexpected side effect of
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: causing chaos in bedrooms across US. As owner of eight sleeps, $ 2, 000
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: plus pod mattress covers, found their smart beds had no
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: offline mode, and were stuck at high temperatures and odd
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: positions in the night.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Just sweating like this all night? That is awful. $ 2, 000 mattress, too.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, good God. You're a Totino's. You've become a
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Totino's pizza roll. Hydrating. Well, this is the problem. Tech
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: is getting too tech. You remember in high school, the
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: one kid that had a.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: A waterbed. There was always one kid in high school
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: that had a waterbed. Like, we knew one dude whose
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: mom and dad would let him have a waterbed. Yeah,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: or their dad had one. Their dad had one, and
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: they got to use it. Like, I knew a kid
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: who had a waterbed.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew a kid. He was the only child.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: His parents were old, so he was a late-life accident,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: and he got, bro... He had all the toys. We
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: could do whatever we wanted at his house. His parents
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: didn't give a shit because we were in high school.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: They were like 60. They didn't give a shit. They
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: were fucking retired and we were 14 years old. So
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: they weren't, they were on vacation. They were in Boca.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like we were kicking it.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: We got to do whatever we wanted. He got, and
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: he had, I remember he had a Cobra Mustang, 97, 98,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: and he had a Ford Lightning SVT. And I remember
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: most of us didn't even have a car and he
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: had two His dad taught me stick shift on a 19,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: I want to say this right, 76 or 67 Stingray.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Which one was it? Was it 76 or 67 Corvette Stingray?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: He taught me stick shift. That was one right there.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: He had all the toys, huh?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: 76.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: That's what it was. 76 Stingray. I learned stick shift
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: on that in a church parking lot. This guy's dad
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: taught me how to do it. And that, dude. I
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: thought he was like, they're the coolest people on earth.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: He had a waterbed. Oh, bro.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Give him my email, dude.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Half of it. I'll give him half your email, bro.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: But I remember he had the waterbed and I thought
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: how that was the flyest shit on earth. And then
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: one day he was like, no, man, you get stuck
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: in that thing all the time. You'll slide into a
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: corner and you'll be slunched against the sea. You're waking
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: up like a pirate, dude. He's like, it sucks.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Or somebody puts a little fucking bass in that bitch.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: You're sleeping, bro, and there's a little trout just coming
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: up near your mouth just because the salt from your
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: drool is going through.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: He's got to fill with koi fish. Bobby's fucking shitting
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: in there the first week he gets it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Like, dude, do not shit in your waterbed.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Do not shit on the waterbed, please. It'll move.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's just like the technology is just crazy. Like
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: we had Craig Newmark, the founder of Craigslist, on, and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: he's a big advocate. He does a lot of fundraising.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: and donates a lot of money to cybersecurity. That's like
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: a big world that he's involved in. And he says
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: that like, yeah, there could be a hijacking of like
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: a product where suddenly all the cars just go and
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: drive off a bridge. There's nothing you can do.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: That scares the shit out of me.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or all the Teslas just go to a fucking
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: gay bar or the Jets game or whatever, which is
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: pretty much the same thing, dude. But just imagine you're
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: sitting in your car and you're like, what the fuck?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Everybody's going to Trenton, New Jersey or something.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Just at the same time.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And there's nothing you can do.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that scares me. Like when I get in my
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: car sometimes and it tells you it updated, it's like
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: updated a map without you even saying it's okay. They're
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: eventually going to update and in total have ownership and
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: control over where you go. You won't even be able to,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: they'll tell you where to go. time for a check-in.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: It'll just take my ass to the doctor. You're avoiding this.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Let's go. You know, like, I don't want to go
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: to the dentist. We're going to the dentist. Like, I
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: think it's just going to, technology is going to start
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: to own us in a way where we won't have
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: to make, we won't even be able to make decisions.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: And we'll just eventually, generationally, people will just be okay
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: with it because that's the way of life, right? In
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: the same way that like, I remember going out to
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: dinner when I was a kid, I remember when my
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: parents were, when my mom was dating my stepdad before we,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: before they got married, they'd go out to dinner and
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: they would let me come sometimes. And I'd be under
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: the table with tablecloth and all they would see was
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: a little hand, grab a French fry and then go
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: back under. And that was my little like adventure time, right?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: And it was my little play world under there. And
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: then now kids all have iPads and iPhones and I'm
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: not criticizing, I'm not a parent. So I don't know,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: but it's so normal that when you see a kid
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: without an iPad or an iPhone, you're like, what is that?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is he doing? Was he thinking and
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: coloring and talking?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's this mutant?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Who's this fucking mutant?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Something must be wrong with him. Right.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: You're like, what's going on with that kid? But it's
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: become the norm. So I think the future of tech
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: will be, it would be abnormal to make decisions. We'll
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: be gone and it'll become so custom for your life
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: to wake up and, good morning, Theo. today and on
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: your bathroom mirror, what you have to do. Not what
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: you want, you don't get to want. You have to
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: do all this shit.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Right, these are the things you have to take care of.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: You must do this. This is your day.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: And that will be built in your car. And your
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: car will know your toilet. Your car will be like,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: your shit was bad.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: More water? Straw. Just make you suck it. Time to
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: jerk off. No, wait a minute. You must come.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: That's the commercial?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You can't go to work until you get a colonoscopy.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: There'll just be stuff like that. In your car.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: It'll just be in your car. Please bend over.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Performing colonoscopy. You're on the seat.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Your seat will be able to tell just through a
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: fart or something if you're going to lie to your
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: wife that night. Smelling your fart. What did you eat
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: for lunch? I had a salad, it tells your wife.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: He had a burger, a double-double. Wrong! You fucking liar.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, I mean, everything's just getting bizarre, dude.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: The only way to get away from it. The only
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: way to get away from it.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, I want to hear this. Oh, and Benjamin got
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: away from it?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Oh, get away from tech? I mean,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: he lives out... But he lives on the internet still,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: so that's the irony of that. He does live on
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: the land or whatever, but the only real way to
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: get away from it is to truly isolate, like genuinely,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: and not ingest anything on the... Not participate in any
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: of it. Like, have you ever seen that woman that
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: lives way out in the Arctic tundra, and she lives alone,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: and she refuels planes for.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I bet she's got a hard pussy on her.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, brother, brother. And she lives way out in the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: middle of nowhere. And she's kind of this, she lives
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: completely isolated. Oh, Life Below Zero. Sorry, that's what it is. Sue.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Sue from Life Below Zero. Yeah, way out in Alaska.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Way northern Alaska. Kavik. And she's alone, bro. And there
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: is nobody in sight.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Well, she's a pretty lady.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: But this is truly, until the cameras got there, she's disconnected.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: She lives off the clothes that either she makes or
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: that are given to her. She lives off her own
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: energy and power. She makes her own food. This would
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: be the only way. Truly, you could act, dig a well, disconnect.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Out there huffing gasoline, too. That's what I'd be doing.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Once in a while, you need a bump. I mean,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: you know, the evenings get lonely. You do want to
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: huff a little gas.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want you to do cocaine out there. I
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: hate doing cocaine and being very cold.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: You want to be hot when you're doing it. Being
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: freezing cold and doing cocaine. Well, she's huffing a little
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: bit of gas just to give her something to think
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: about at night.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, but that would be crazy if they had like
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: a new Bravo show out there. It's like cold bitches. Oh,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: it's cold, but these chicks are still bitches.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Steaming hot. But they're still piping hot. What the fuck
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: do you want? Fire.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Polar bears fucking suck.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: You want to refuel?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Loser.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: I like when she talks shit to me, if I'm
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: being honest. Mike Rowe is presenting the whole thing.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Salmon again. No matter how cold the temperature drops.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Andy Cohen in Bravo presents cold bitches.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: That's the tagline of the show. Who is the iciest bitch?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: It's a competition. Honestly, that's the only way. And that's
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: not us. I'm never going to be able to live
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: off the land. You don't think? I'm a dependent, dude.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I'm a dependent. Have you ever caught and cleaned something?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Like you've ever cleaned an animal? Have you ever killed
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: and cleaned an animal?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Steve Rinella said he'll take me and teach me how
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: to do some stuff like that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Brother, it is daunting.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, my brother put on Facebook, if any people have,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: he just moved into an area in Utah. He put
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: on Facebook, if anybody sees any erroneous squirrels in their
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: area or raccoons, call me up, or doves, and I'll
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: come over and pop them.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: Off, right?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Dude, he was fucking in a small town. He had
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: just gotten there because he was just getting into trapping
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: and shit like that.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure. set a trap at the end of somebody's
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: fucking ditch or whatever.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. He was not out in the woods.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: He was doing this shit in town, dude.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Just in Salt Lake City. Oh, bro, it was fucking crazy, dude.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: The church called him in. Shit was pretty bad for
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: a bit, but he evened it out. But he learned
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: how to, like, he'll make fresh coon over there if
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: we go over there to eat. He'll make, yeah, just
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: a pot of squirrel meat. He's into it now.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Are you cleaning something? Like, my grandmother used to do that. Yes.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: In North Carolina, my grandmother, my nanny, They would have chickens,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: they had all sorts of animals, but she would kill, clean,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: and cook herself. Doing it, or even being around it,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not up for it. I think it's hard to do, man.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: I'm thankful for farmers and people that do that for us,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: because good God, I've been around like deer is getting
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: cut up after I went deer hunting when I was
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: a kid. And I was like, damn, I couldn't do that.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I just don't know if I could, you would have
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: to at some point for survival, but it takes a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: lot and it takes kind of a disconnect. You get,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: you get comfortable with death. You get comfortable with the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: idea that this is like a mutual agreement between you,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: the land and the animals and all this stuff. But,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could ever get to a point
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: when I could disconnect and not, I like people too
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: much to be isolated. I'm a little social squirrel. I
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: need to be, like, you know, when I talk about,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: you know, I've taken big chunks off from drinking and stuff,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: and we have alcohol at my house, but I don't know,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you the last time I drank a
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: beer at my house without friends or family around. Like,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: my wife and I will never, like, if we cook dinner,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: we're not having a glass of wine like people kind
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: of do with dinner.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Did you do Sober October?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: No, I'll just take chunks of time. I'll just, I'll
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: pick a time. I don't even, it kind of will
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: hit me and I'll go, I'm going to take some
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: time down and I'll just take a bunch of time
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: down and, you know, just change my perspective on stuff.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: And then, then I'll, you know, go out with a
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: bunch of people and maybe, maybe want to have a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: drink and then maybe I'll stop again for another couple
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: of weeks or whatever. But, um, But I did find that, like,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: even if it's at my house right there, I'm not interested.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: I only really enjoy those activities when I'm with other
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: people because I love the social aspect. To me, it's
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: more like, can we go out together? Let's go get
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: a nice dinner. I went to a nice dinner last
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: night with my business manager, a sweet and both of them.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: And it's just I like that communal. That's the Irish
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: in me for sure. That's like sit around, have a cocktail,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: tell a story, have a laugh, joke. You know what
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: I mean? Talk shit. Irish.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's nothing better. I mean, that's the purity of life.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I think community.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Oh. And just being around your friends, dude, that's been
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: the toughest thing sometimes for me about like, like my friends,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: most of them are married and stuff. And so sometimes
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: people are like, dude, like, like I'll hang out with
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: like kind of younger folks sometimes, but it's like, there's
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: nobody else, dude. It's like, everybody's married with kids, with kids.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: And so they have families or whatever. And, uh, so
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, sometimes you just get, you know, like
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: you just find people that are still available kind of,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not complaining about it, but it's just like, um,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: or maybe I am complaining about it.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: No, you're not.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just, it's definitely different. I think, uh, but,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: but the, anyway, dude, the greatest thing is just fucking
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: being around people. Like I'll go hang out, like sometimes
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: around the Vanderbilt football team, dude, because it's young dude,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: they're fucking, everybody's having a good time. The vibes are up.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: And it's just fun. It's like, oh, this is fun, dude.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: I'll go sit over at the players' cafeteria and have
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: lunch over there sometimes with the guys.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, we fucking sit there and clown for an hour, bro.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, just everybody clowning, dying laughing. It's like it's
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: the greatest thing. There's nothing better than being around some–
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: it's even like guys that work on– like in Blue
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Collar Job, just that lunch break where you get to
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: sit around and fucking laugh, talk shit, even if it's
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: the same shit you talked yesterday. It's just those moments.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Community matters. I think it's really hard to be alone.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: By the way, that's not, you're not complaining. I have
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: the opposite effect. So like, since we don't have kids
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: and we're in our 40s, most of my friends that
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: are married do have kids, so it's difficult to hang
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: out with them. I found that more and more is
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: kind of a hiccup of life. But so a lot
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: of our friends now are in their late 50s because
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: their kids are already grown. So they're out of high school,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: they're off in college or whatever. So they're kind of,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: you know, they're empty nesters again. So then we hang
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: out with them. So I find myself hanging out with
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: older now couples because their kids are already grown versus
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: my closest friends now, they all have babies or four
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: or five-year-olds and it's great to see them, but it's
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: really hard because their balance is so difficult. And I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: don't judge it because I get how hard it is. Like,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: I know that's hard for them to go, dude, we
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: got one on the way and this one is this.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: And so a lot of our friends, like we took
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: a vacation with, another couple and, um, and their child
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: has grown. So it's great. So now we get to just,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: it's just couples again. Do you know what I mean?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Like the old days and you know, it's, it's, I
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: do have thoughts about it sometimes where I'm like, it
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: is very interesting how that is my section of friends
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: now is much older than us only because all my
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: friends have that occup, they're occupied with, with soccer and,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: you know, and getting these kids in there on their schedule.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: So it's hard, but It's hard to see, it's hard to,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to, it's hard that you lose your friends,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: quote unquote, for a couple of years when they're going
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: through this growing times with their kids. That's been the
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: hardest thing for me growing up is like now being
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: in my 40s, not spending as much time with people
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: that I wanted to spend time with. It's really hard. Yeah,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: it is a bummer. They're busy and there's nothing you
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: can do about it.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: And they need to be busy. They're being a parent
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: or they're taking care of their family and stuff like that.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: It's even tough when it's like spending time with your
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: own parents and stuff or step families and stuff, because
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, it's a time where your life
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: is kind of like you're working a lot and not
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: that you can't make time, but it's, you know, it's like,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: It is harder to make time. I I'm going home.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: I go home to Chicago now. I'm trying to go
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: home at least every month, at least once a month.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: That's my goal. That's great.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: I think I need to make, I just want to
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: make more time as my parents have gotten older. it's
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: more important to me than ever. A lot of personal reasons,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: just because of my connection to my family. And, you know,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: they're getting a little bit older. So I just, life
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: hits a little bit. And I think that happens in
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: your 40s. You start to see your family, you know,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: you start to see it. And so then I've started
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: to dedicate it. So if I'm anywhere near the Midwest
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: or I'm going East, I'm almost always going to go home.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: You're popping in.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: I have to. I feel like it's a Not I
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: have to. I want to. I just mean like I've
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: dedicated it to myself to be like, go home. Go
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: see mom. Go see dad. Go see, you know, my
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: childhood friends that are living at home.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've always been close to your guys.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a friend literally landing today who comes
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: into my house today. I'm excited as shit. I just
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: think like you try to really covet these relationships and
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: it's really hard because you get busy and no one
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: talks about that. And it really does get hard. You
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: still love these people as much as you ever did.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: But life gets, life gets in the way of friendship
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: sometimes because they get busy. Yeah.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: And their patterns change and their responsibility is like somebody
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: wants to have a family. And so they get a
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: wife and they start to have a family and stuff.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: And it's like, there's not, there's not not room for
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: you in there, but it's a tough room. You have to,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: you know, kind of get it where you can and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: sneak in where you can. And that person's, uh, objectives
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: are different at the time, you know?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's even harder if you don't like the spouse.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I'm lucky. I don't have, I don't have
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: really any relationships where I don't get on with my
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: friend's spouse or partner.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: That's gotta be the worst.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: But my wife, oh, there's Cold Bitches.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: There it is.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: Andy Cohen produced Cold Bitches.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, Laura Loomer's in it.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Is that the girl from The Office, the blonde girl?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Is that Angela from The Office is on it? And that's,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: and who's the girl on the right? Is that Isla Fisher?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: This is a real show?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: No, dude, that's AI did what we said.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, dude.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like looking at these chicks.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: That's Anna Kendrick on the far right. Sorry, that's who
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: that is. And who's on the far left?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: That's Kira Soltanovich, isn't it?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: That is Kira.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: She's not a cold bitch, though.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: No, she's not. She's the shit. I love her.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: But I could see her casting him in just for that.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: Well, none of these women are. We just say who
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: they look like. For humor, yeah. Yeah, who they look like.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: I love Kira, by the way. She's so fucking funny.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Dude, one thing I do feel bad about when we
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: were taping the special, it was just some moments where
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: it was like, we got to figure this out. Bonnie
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: McFarlane came and she was just on the show. She's great.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd ever met her, actually. I
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: know Rich, but I just had never met Bonnie.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: We all know Rich.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: But she had to go back out, like after she'd
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: already done a set, dude. She was like a saving
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: grace of that.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: I gotta text her and thank her. She's an incredible comedian.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: And honestly, one of those people where you're like, this
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: sounds disrespectful, but I mean it in the nicest way.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: It's like, I would hope that she was so much
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: more famous because she's successful, but I feel like the
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: world should know her because she's so fucking funny. Some
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: people are so good that you're like, Everyone should know you.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: It's creepy that people, that you're successful, but like the
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: world should know how good you are. That happens in
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: comedy a lot where you're like, how does not everyone
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: know who this person is? They're so fucking funny.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's, yeah,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: it's unbelievable.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: It's, it's a pattern of the, it's a pattern of
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: the world of comedy that was very difficult. Whenever someone's like,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: why this thing, not that thing. I can't tell you.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Some things are a shoe in, right? Like when I
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: first met Shane, That was a shoo-in. I knew for
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: a fact Shane was going to be very– you know
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: No, just his look.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. This one? I just knew when I met Shane.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: That's so perfect. I knew when I met Shane. You
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: were like, well, everyone's going to know Shane.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some of his looks just encapsulate– it's not a generate,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: but it's so encapsulating.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: A mood.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: A mood that people relate to, yeah.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Such a specific mood. He's got a couple of– Dude, dude.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's one of the best. I mean, he's a
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: once in a generational talent, but some people, you know,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: are going to, but other people you're like, how come
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: that person is not as, they're so funny. Like they're so,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. I think it's unexplainable, but.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: I was so grateful that she even came and was
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: on the show, but I got to message her and just.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Show her some love.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: I just took a break after that all, after everything,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: I was just like, this is just too, it just,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: it just was all a lot. I just needed to
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: like some time to just kind of like decompress at
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: home and just do some things that I like doing.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Do you have a hobby that takes you away from
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: all the shit?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've been going to SEC football almost every weekend
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: in different cities.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: But do you have a hobby that you can do
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: alone that takes you away from everything?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to do yoga. I like to work
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: out at home, just going to recovery meetings, things like that.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: So those are fun things. I would like to maybe
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: get a new hobby. I think if I get a
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: new house, I could get a dog or something like that.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: That's a good hobby.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: So that would be great to have, even just to
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: have that.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: That's a great responsibility.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking about this. Oh, how was the
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: comedy festival you guys went to? Was it good?
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: Riyadh? Yeah. Wild, dude. It was crazy. Well, the backlash
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: on the internet was even more insane. It was insane.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: That stuff seemed ridiculous to me, though. Did you feel
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: like it was?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: Everyone is a walking contradiction and there's a million miles
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: of hypocrisy in people's arguments. And the fact that the
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: community was attacking each other was very strange to me. But,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: you know, like overall, my feeling about it was Jimmy
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Carr said something that I thought was kind of a
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: powerful statement. He said, I don't always tend to look
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: at where a country has been because they're all flawed,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: but I'd like to see where they're going. And he says,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: I'd like to think that where they're going is an
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: attempt at progress and future and growth. And people may
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: disagree with it, but when we went over there looking
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: at the faces of 27, 28-year-old kids that my own
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: American ignorance, I was like, well, they're going to be
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: riding on camels and they're all wearing cover-ups. They were
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: dressed like street kids for the most part. It's 27-year-old
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: 28 year old kids who were in jeans and t-shirts
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: and they just wanted to see us. And we met
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: the fans afterwards and it was kind of a beautiful moment,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: you know, and I haven't dug in on the whole thing. Well,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: I haven't paid a lot of attention to it cause
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: it was a lot of noise and hate.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: And, uh, yeah, I haven't delved into it.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: Well, it's fine.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: People can feel how they feel about it. That's fine.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: That the world will keep spinning. Um, but there's a
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: lot of hypocrisy out there. There's a lot of hypocrisy
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: and a lot of people contradict. We're all walking contradictions, right?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: So when you start throwing stones, just make sure, you know,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Just make sure that your plate's clean. Because I just
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: feel like something that you've said six months ago, you
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: may disagree with today. And I think at the core
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: root of it, we forget sometimes that we're just comedians.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: And you and I, when we do shows like this,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: is like, we want to have fun and make each
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: other laugh and joke around and bring humor to this
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: whole space. And when the community begins to attack each other,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: I just think it's a detriment to comedy as a whole.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: I don't take myself that seriously. Unless I'm on the
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: golf course and then I'm fucking dead serious. No, no, no, no. No,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: but I don't take myself that serious. I'm a fucking
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: stupid clown. I'm an ASU graduate, barely made it out
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: of high school, who went to school for communication because
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: I was confused about what I wanted out of my
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: life and my career. And my whole goal was to
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: make people laugh and feel good. And what comes along
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: with success is responsibility to some degree. Um, but the
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: public's idea of my responsibility and mine are two different things.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Mine is to spread love and comedy and make people
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: feel good and laugh and entertain people.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: And also, um, and also live my life and enjoy
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: it as much as I can before they tell you to,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: you're not funny anymore to get out of here. So
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: if there's anything I can do, I'm just segueing naturally.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: My biggest thing now is like, can I make people
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: feel good and also do better? do good. And I'm
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: doing this thing on December 6th in LA City Valley College,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Southern California Special Olympics. I'm doing a fundraiser. It's called
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Ho Ho Homers. Come hit home runs off your favorite celebrities.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: If you're in town, I'd love to have you.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: I might be in town that week.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: I'd love it. December 6th is Saturday, LA City Valley College.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: It's for Southern California Special Olympics. And stuff like that
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: means more to me than all the noise and the
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: bullshit of the internet of opinions over what a comic
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: should or shouldn't do or whatever that world is. And
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: that to me is the most important thing is like,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: can I do good, feel good, uplift other people and
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: comedians in the community?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: And then the rest can fuck off into space. Cause
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to do my best, man. I mean,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: fucking leave me alone sometimes my good God, you know?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: It's well, it's just the, and the media is just
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: so dumb. They all, they care just like about creating controversy. I,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: it's funny. I didn't think anything of it. I, uh, like,
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: like I've got asked to go to Qatar again in
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: a few weeks and I think I'm going to go
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Like I had a great time when I was there. Um,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: last time it was so cool to see a lot
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: of the guys there that are, it's a Muslim country.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: A lot of the guys we're talking to at first,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: you see their outfits, bring up the picture of us. Um, and,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: but then you talk to him, the guy's like, oh,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: I fucking went to Oregon. I went to university of Oregon,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: go dogs. Like we think like all these people like live.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: In sandcastles and are fucking like, you know what I'm saying? Like,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: there you are wearing the garb. I also, that was
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: another thing we asked if that was disrespectful. If we
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: were in the guys wanted to give us one, they
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: were like, Oh no, it was so cool to have.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: They were very nice. And, and also, you know, I was,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: I was writing jokes about it. Cause I was like,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll ever joke about it, but
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: I think it was funny when someone's like, you know,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: They're all terrorists. And you're like, 8 million people in
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Riyadh are terrorists? All of them are terrorists? What are
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: you talking about? And they go, well, they did 9-11.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: And you're like, I thought we said we did 9-11.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: I thought, remember when you guys were all like, we
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: did it? I thought they said we did it. I
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: just think there's a- Well, we all know who did it.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of walking contradictions.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, 100%.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: Well, so it's hard for me to have, it's hard
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: for anyone to yell so loud about something to me
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: because I go, well, nothing is perfect. But if you're trying,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: if your intentions are right, If your intentions are good,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: I do believe there's hope for growth and people are
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: allowed to be mad about it. And I just, what
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't like, what I don't like is in the community,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: stabbing and going after other people in the community because
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: I just think it's an odd move. I don't understand it.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: Go off. If that's how you want to live your life,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: enjoy the drama. But I'm in a room, I just don't,
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about your judgmental opinion because
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: you yourself are not on high. Unless you're not, are
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: you tweeting your hate at me from a phone that
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: was mined from lithium by people that were trapped? What
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: are you talking about? Who made your car? Where'd you
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: get gas? Who made your clothes? Unless you are Sue
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: in Alaska and you live off of yourself in the land,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: you don't have a lot of room to talk. You
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: really don't, I'm sorry. I just think.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: And none of us, in a lot of ways, you're right.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: There's so much hypocrisy, man. Yeah. It's like, I think
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: we were committing hypocrisy without even realizing it sometimes.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We are walking contradictions. The human condition is to
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: be a walking contradiction. Brother, when I was a kid,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: I remember feeling like in no world do I feel
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: like I want to get married. I was like, I
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: don't want to get married or have a family. I
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: pine for that now as an adult. I wanted to
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: have a family. We couldn't have a family. And that
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: changed my perspective. And I remember being in college being like,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm ever doing that shit. That's stupid,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: that's foolish, that's not for me. I wanna be a comic,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: that's all I need is this and this and this.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: And your views change, your goals change, your affiliations change,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: your friendships change. You keep changing. You know, when they
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: wrote in your yearbook, never change. That was the worst
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: advice anybody could ever fucking give you. You should change
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: a lot. And you should keep growing and changing. I mean, fuck, man.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're still sitting there playing pencil break and
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: fucking eating your buddy's boogers so you can have money
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: to buy candy at lunch, dude, then you're a sick
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: fucking dude.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, please change. You can't play paper football forever. It
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: is fun, but my God, I was nasty at that shit, dude.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, that shit was... But this was the rule, dude.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: Right, this.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: So fucking dumb.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, you're supposed to be learning, and years later, you're like,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: why am I dumb?
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: But, dude, you're right, dude. Yeah, the infighting on most
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: comedians I didn't understand. People sent me, there was a
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: clip from Marc Maron where he, like, said something about
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: me in his comedy special.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: And it was like, Theo would interview Hitler.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, it's kind of crazy that you
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: say that.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: Well, he's dead, first of all. You can't.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: Well, also, the Nelk boys just interviewed him. So... what
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: are we even talking about?
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Well, I think that too, the other side of the
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Marin coin, which like Mark loves to start shit.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: That's like his, he loves this right here.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: We, we probably, I shouldn't even, we shouldn't even say, yeah,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: we don't have to, but I mean, he loves to
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: start shit. Like that's a part of his, that's his
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: discourse is talking shit. And a piece of me knows
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: when we talk shit about people, we love, we joke
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: around about each other. Uh, there's love behind it. And
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the, if there's love behind with
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: you and him, I don't know your relationship. The internet
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: seems to know, they think they know fucking everyone's relationship,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: which is, even more mind-boggling. But I do think.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always been fine.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: I always think if you joke about somebody, if it's
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: funny and it's in jest, it's obvious. And if it's not,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: it tends to be a little bit more obvious. And
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: so I don't understand that kind of approach. I don't
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: get it. But I also know we can all touch
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of bases, right? Like in the sense of like,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: I've known Mark for a long time. He fucking annoys
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: the shit out of me. I also, it's like in
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: the comedy buddy space, I have a lot of guys
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: that I, you get on with sometimes and then you
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: fall out and then you get on and then you
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: get pissed off and then they do these things. But
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: we're all in this co-worker space. I do think you shouldn't,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: I do think there's no necessary need to go after
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: other people. I don't get it. But a lot of
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: times it's not my war to fight or our wars
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: to fight. So I let people go do it. People
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: shoot at us. And I'm like, whatever, man. I'm just
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: going to still make dumb fucking comedy for my fans
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: until I'm dead or until they tell me to go away.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to have tried. I'm trying to have
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: the most fun I can with my stupid little dumpling
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: in our little studio until they tell us to go away.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: And I don't give a fuck about the drama. I mean,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: the drama is such like, grow up, give me a
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: fucking break. But you're right, you don't deserve to be
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: attacked in a special. That's very strange. I think even
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: Mark would admit, someone I've known for a long time,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: not been close to, but we've known him because of
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: the store. Someone who I think he himself would admit,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: I would hope, that wasn't the best move to put
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: you in a special. I mean, why?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Sometimes I write jokes about
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: my dad and I'm like, why did I put that
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: in a special? You know what I mean? Like a
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: friend- or a friend or a colleague for that matter,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: cause you're probably not friends, but I don't, I just
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know if it's necessary.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe he just meant it as something funny, you know?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: Well, look, yeah, the core of it was probably him
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: trying to write a joke about it, but I don't
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: think you're close enough for that to be, for that
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: to have that kind of, you.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Know, maybe to say, Hey, what do you think about this?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: That would have been great. If you, if you, if
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: you say to somebody, Hey man, are you cool with me?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: Doing this joke. Yeah. Or I'm just letting you know,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: I'm doing this joke.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: But the media also likes to fucking make shit. It's like, Yeah.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: What our country is complicit in so much shit. Like,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like one thing that I thought was
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: like go, go into like a Muslim country. Like they
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: have their rules. They have their way of life. It's
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: not my way of life.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: It's their rules. I don't know what it's like to
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: grow up there and to live there. I don't know what,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: what like pros and cons are of having like such
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: like staunch beliefs or like sticking to such doctrines and
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Like, I don't know. I can go
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: and look and see, but for me to say that
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: your country needs to be just like our country, which
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: has been complicit in a lot of fucked up stuff.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: The most fucked up shit.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: Not the people, but the government.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck am I to go say, you know
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like, it's really hard for me to
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: be like, you guys need to be more like us
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: when it's like, well, look at all the fucking bullshit
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: that we're being shoehorned into. Right, that's a perfect statement
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: that we're being shoehorned into.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the argument, right?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: And also, we don't know what the fuck we're talking about,
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: so if you disagree with us, that's fine, dude.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: That's fine, too.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Well, that's what people say. They go, well,
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: you didn't get paid by the people who got paid
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: by the government. I say, well, yeah, promoters and companies
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: bring people in all the time. That's kind of how
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: the globe works as far as entertainment goes. People can't
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: produce a show. Someone has to do it. And I
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: think the idea was, let's bring Western entertainment here, not
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: in an effort to avoid some of the bad shit
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: that's happened, but more to try to change culture to grow.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping that was my hope for it. And people
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: are like, just say it was about money. It's like, yeah, dude,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: we perform. for money and to bring comedy to people.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: These two things can coexist. The idea that someone's like,
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: just say it's all about money. No, dude, it's also
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: about the idea that this is an enticing new world.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: It's like, shit, dude, I've never performed overseas. I've literally
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: never performed anywhere outside. I've done, we did London and Dublin.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: I've never done any other country outside of North America. Yeah,
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: and that was kind of fucking wild to me, dude.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: For sure, especially all you guys and girls, all these
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: comedians going over there at one time.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: Kind of wild, man.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: It must have felt otherworldly.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: It did. I mean, it literally was. It felt like a,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: it felt like a, I was put, it felt like
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: it was in a movie. I was like, this feels so,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: so out of my own element.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: And, and.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: You get any of that.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: Lebanese food, you better believe it. No way. You get
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: any of that, that Saudi Arabian cocaine of it. No, man.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: Or a little bit of that nose sand.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: No, I got a wicked eye infection instead. I got
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: fucking sand in my eyeball and then fucking. No, but
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: you know what I think at the end of the day.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: You need a colonoscopy. You're like, this thing's fucking.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: In my car.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: And just because you got sand in your eye, like,
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: this thing's fucked, dude. My butthole's dilated now because this fucking,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: the fuse is broken or whatever. It's fucking just like, dude.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: All you did was brush your teeth and it's like,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: you're a homosexual or whatever.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: You're like, what?
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: We're taking you to church. You have the Baptist set up.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: We're taking you to church.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: It tells my whole family. It sends them all text messages.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: Andrew's gay. Andrew's gay. Andrew's gay.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. No. My Jeep did that.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just took a thick shit early this morning.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: That thing's fucking overreacting.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: Shut it down.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: Dude, is the government still shut down?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that still shut down? Because I have to
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: fly in a day or two, and I'm a little
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: worried about it.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Pull it up on perplexity. Is the government still shut down?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's how dumb I am. I don't even understand
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: what that meant when they said the government shut down.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, all of it? What do you mean?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: What does that even mean? They're just not, they're not gathering.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: The shutdown began on October 1st due to Congress's failure
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: to approve a new budget. And now has lasted 22 days. Dude,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. Everything's privatized now anyway. Dude, have
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: you been to the post office? Dude, I went to
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: the post office the other day. Okay, dude, I went
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: in there. There was, I'm not even joking. This is true.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: There's two birds fighting over a fucking box. And there
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: was a black woman that worked in there trying to
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: spray them with Lysol to get them out of the facility, dude.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that post office. I've been there.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is happening?
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: Well, they have carrier pigeons are back. Do they got
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: to keep them under control a little bit? Any government
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: building you enter, you're like, this is this will be
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: a fucking nightmare.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: It's all been privatized, dude.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: It's over. Yeah, it's done. It's done.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: You have to realize it's a shell. The government, it's
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: just a shell for private companies. Now, that's all it is.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at, they're holding the UFC at the
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: White House, right, which is going to be unreal.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: In that new office that he built. The new ballroom.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: The new UFC at the White House is insane.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: But think about that. We're going to be on the
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: lawn of the White House. It's become a performance video.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: And Dana White's going to be inside gambling inside the
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: White House. They'll set up a fucking table for him. Dude,
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: I've seen those videos. This guy betting like millions and
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: millions of dollars. I know he's got it like that.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: But my God, the anxiety of just watching him bet
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: three million bucks makes my insides drop out. Is this
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: UFC 250 on the lawn?
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: This is going to be so crazy. I better be
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: really nice to Joe Rogan this year.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: You're going to get a ticket. You're front row, baby.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: You're front row. That's insane.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: To commemorate the 250th anniversary of the United States, the
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: UFC plans to hold a historic mixed martial arts event
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: on the South Lawn of the White House.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding when I say this. I thought you
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: were fucking around. I thought it was an AI generation.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: I thought that was just a joke, but that is
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: actually the plans to do it.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: What is that? It's going to be on Trump's birthday.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be on his birthday.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: I thought it was on the 4th of July.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: They changed it. They couldn't get that date.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, it said that up there. Yeah, okay. They couldn't
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: get Fourth of July. They were booked out for the
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: Fourth of July. The White House was booked. They're booked out.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: Imagine if they'd unbooked the White House. But that's– you
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? That's where we're at. That's nuts.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: Everything– it's all become– everything has become– the post office
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: is because everybody uses Amazon or FedEx now. That's what
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's like– The government, you take your shit
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: to the post office.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: They don't know where it is. You don't know where
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: it is. It's basically a halfway house for mail.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: It's a recovery for mail.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: That mail's on its 12th step. It's doing really good.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: Nick, what do you think about that? When you hear
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: about UFC at the White House, Nick's a big UFC guy.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: He's big, huh?
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's like we're living in a simulation. And
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: the fact that they just use.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: perplexity to generate their AI images of the White House
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: is crazy, too. It's like they don't use an artist.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: But it's going to be wild.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: You're going to go, Nick.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: Wait, who uses that? Perplexity does that?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: They're the ones that generated that image and set up
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: for TBS. It was TBS Twitter, right?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those really look like AI-generated images of their mock-ups
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 5: of what it's going.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: To look like.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: Wow. I mean, that's going to be unbelievable. But it's
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: just like, you know what I'm saying? That's where we're at.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: It's like everything that was governmental that meant like a
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: lot of the things I think that had felt like
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of purpose and texture and heightened, like something
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: that was almost above us and untouchable is now very accessible.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: And maybe I'm looking at it too negatively that it's
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: all just been commercialized.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: You've said it since 2018.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: Everything's WWE now and UFC and WWE are the same company.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: It's going to be at the White House.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: Because UFC owns WWE?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they merged into TKO.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: It's a good name.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: With William Morris, it's all a conglomerate.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: William Morris, the agency, yeah.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: This is the thing that's going to start to happen
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: is they're going to start to create things, and I
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: believe this already happens. They create things and stories in
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: the news to create like a story, and then they
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: make like movies and stuff about it. Like it's all.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: Right. It's all feeding the next story machine. Well, I mean,
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: you know, for Dana. It's so exciting. That's wild that
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: it's gotten to the place now where it's this globalized.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's got to be one of the fastest,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: if not the fastest growing sport.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: Well, because he was fearless. I mean, he said, we're
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: going to keep this going on during the pandemic. They
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: picked up so many. How big did their fan base
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: grow during the pandemic? Can you look that up?
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: Well, because everybody else, right? The only one that operated,
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: but the NBA was in a bubble. They were like
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: the only ones that operated, right?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: I think they're the only ones that did that, like
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: the bubble thing or whatever.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: And they were all getting like.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: Well, they're all getting fucked, going, leaving and getting fucked
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: up and coming back. How much UFC? Yeah. Oh my God.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: 40% in 2021 alone. Jesus.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: According during the COVID pandemic with overall pay-per-view sales and
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 1: sponsorships hitting record highs. They were the only show in town.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: Dana White's fucking, you got to respect him, man.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's a brilliant businessman. He invested in it
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: early on. And Rogan was also there at the beginning.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: I remember watching that interview on ESPN with him. We
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: watched it literally the other day in the car when
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: he got in an argument with that boxing promoter about
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: the boxing promoter being like, this will never be, this
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: will never be a beloved American sport. And Rogan kept
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: using facts to destroy this guy's argument. And it was
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: so true. I mean, even I remember the old cage
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: days of like Tank and abbott right is that isn't
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: right and the san diego and the orange county guys
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: and i remember ortiz and i remember thinking like man
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: this is this is like this wild sport i don't
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: i didn't even know then i didn't really think i
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: was like will this become like a major thing like
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: will this be espn broadcast or pay-per-view broad like will
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: this get to that level i didn't think then it
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: would i didn't doubt it, but I never was like,
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if that was possible. You were like,
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: it seems like a niche thing, but it's not true.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: American culture loves, we love one-on-one, yeah, that one, that guy.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: We love this idea.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: It's sort of like human cockfighting, in my view, or
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: pit bull fighting. Guys are elbowing each other to the heads.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: Guys are kneeing each other. Um, they get at the
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: leg locks, rolling around on the ground, submission holes.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: Joe, you can't.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: Respond to that. How is that human?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 6: How is that human cockfighting?
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: You know what that is?
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 6: That's actual fighting. You know what boxing is? Well, boxing
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 6: is a very limited form of fighting. It's kind of
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 6: a silly agreement. Say like, we hate each other.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: We're going to fight.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 6: We're going to duke it out man to man, but
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 6: we're only going to use our hands.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 6: What ultimate fighting is, it's the actual sport of fighting.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 6: It encompasses all aspects of fighting. Ground game, kicking, punching, elbows, submissions,
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 6: all the above. That's why it's much more exciting. That's
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 6: why it's a much more dynamic sport. What boxing is,
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 6: is one aspect of mixed martial arts.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: It's one aspect. I mean, it's just one little aspect of,
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: you know... The total package of what fighting, I imagine,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: in its original form, human-to-human combat, had to have been
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: all systems go. It was everything. It was wrestling. It
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: was fighting. I mean, can you imagine the first fighting
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: that Homo sapiens were doing? There wasn't rules. They were
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: probably using rocks. There wasn't even a referee.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: There wasn't a referee.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: There was one local guy. There was one frail ginger
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: man who was breaking up. Guys, please, be nice. One
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: pale ginger who was the ref. Yeah, I mean, it's
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: just impressive. It's impressive that it's grown to the scale
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: that it's become. has taken me and I sit and watch,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: I'm mesmerized. I mean, I can't lie and say that
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: I'm a huge follower of it because I don't know enough,
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: but I do love watching it because I think it's
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: incredible athletes doing just remarkable shit. It's amazing. It's incredible
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: that they get to this place of this kind of
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: training and technical, the abilities, it's wild to fucking watch live.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: And when you listen to heavyweight hit each other and UFC,
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: you're like... My God, dude. The sound. I mean, you
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: could feel it in your bones.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: It's nuts. Yes.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's hard to swallow. You're like, good God, that
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: sound fucking was dope.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: I know. It's nuts. And they want to do it.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: That's the craziest thing, man. Oh, I remember in high
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: school when you would hear about these kids watching UFC,
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: and it was like kids who were smoking dope, and
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: one guy's sister was like call girling or whatever. I mean,
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: you would just hear some crazy shit, and you'd be like, dude,
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: we can never go around those guys. They're like getting
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: a pay-per-view of this shit. I know. where it's like
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: a 400-pound guy beats up a little fucking Chinese guy
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: or whatever, or like a strong baby from Vietnam or something.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: They would have these crazy fucking fights. They had crazy fights.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: Like they have a blind black guy or whatever who's
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: just fucking super violent, and they got him fighting. It
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: was crazy. But now it's like it's become so mainstream,
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: but they were alive during COVID, man.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like that fight. That's a guy that works at AutoZone.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fighting with a guy that works at Auto Sandwich. Yeah, dude,
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: that guy.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 5: This was the first ever UFC fight, and the guy
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 5: on the right was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He just
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: passed away a couple years ago.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, rest in peace, Taylor Willey. God, I feel horrible. No, great. Thanks, Nick.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 2: Now you make us feel bad. The guy's dead. You
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: bring up a picture of a guy who's fucking dead.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought that was AI.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 2: Son of a bitch.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't know those were real guys. What's his name?
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: Where was he from?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: Taylor Willey.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: Hawaii.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: Hawaii. Nice.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got my Hawaii shirt on today. This surfing shirt.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: Can you surf?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 2: You know what Hawaii means?
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: It's Hawaii. And ha is wind. I think look this
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 2: up because I'm going to fuck it up.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, Hawaii.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: Hawaii. One is water. It's like it's broken up. Ha
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: is breath, life force. Vai is water. And E is
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: representing supreme or divine. It's kind of beautiful.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's the best.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: Hawaii is fucking the best.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: They crushed it, dude.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: Dude, I love going out there, man. Oh, yeah. It's
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: so funny, too, because living on the West Coast, it's
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: like either go to New York or Hawaii, same flight time.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I think I'm going to go to the islands. Like, fuck.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: Whenever I'm like, it's the same flight time to go
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: to New York, I was like, I'd rather go West,
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: go out to the island, just disappear out there. Honestly, like,
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: I get it. When people go and retire out there,
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: And like you meet some guy at a local bar
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: or something. He's like, I moved from the state. I
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: moved from Arkansas 28 years ago. I'm never fucking going back.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: You're like, I get it, dude. It's heaven on earth
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: I came, we moved here. My wife's a lesbian now,
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: but we're still together.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: You hear that kind of shit? Yeah, she does the coconuts. Yeah,
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: she does the coconuts.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: She does her thing. I do mine.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: I'm playing in a band. And it's going really well.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows me. You know everybody knows me in this
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: little town.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: This place is fucking great. And you'll see somebody at night,
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: they'll be driving a car, the headlights don't work, but
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: they're shining a flashlight out of the fucking window.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 2: It's got a mag light on the side.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: It's just like so bootleg. But I love that, dude.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: It's just like, it's their own place. And they, yeah,
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: there's nothing like it.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 2: It's a phenomenal spot.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the American things have gotten crazy. It's just
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: like everything's kind of changed, you know? It's like Mount Rushmore,
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: they're going to put a nose ring in one of
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: the guy's fucking It's just gotten crazy.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: Washington's got blue hair now, I think.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: Washington's wearing a choker. Franklin's got a fucking nose ring.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: He's got his tongue pierced. They're building a tongue with
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: a piercing on it. And then underneath it says, this
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: shit is fire.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: Even those guys, man, they wanted, during the American Revolution before,
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: they wanted to, like, they were a big part of, like,
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: the expansion to take over Indian's land. Like, There's always
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: just been hypocrisy in this country.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we live in a hypocritical world, and we can't
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: be critical of everyone. We can try our best to
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: do our best, but the idea that we're impervious to
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 2: criticism is bullshit. We are all walking contradictions. And the
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: better we are at admitting the fact that we don't
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: believe everything that we used to believe, and that's a
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: healthy perspective, the better we'll get along with changing and growing.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: I'm a progressive person, right? And the idea that like,
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: I want people to live their ultimate freedoms. So in
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: that right, I'm very, in a socially liberal world, I
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: want you to be as free as you want to be.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: I don't give a shit what you identify as, who
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: you want to be, gay, straight, whatever you are. I
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: want people to feel free to be their own human.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: And I think the more that that love resonates with people,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: the more comfortable we are with getting over the fact
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: that your business is your business. I don't have time
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: to fight with people about how they operate and live
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: their lives. You're not harming other fucking people. I couldn't
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: give a shit about you and your freedoms. That's the
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: best part of the country. You should feel free as
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: fuck here. And other countries should follow suit. The problem
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: is we should stop infighting. If we show the most
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 2: love for our progressive culture that we just let people
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: live the way they need to live, the world, I think,
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: will take a note a little bit better. I love
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: that America gets a lot of criticism, but I do
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: think we are making waves and changes. We just don't
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: ever get credit for it at all because we're continually fixing.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: A lot of places aren't updating. They're not doing the updates.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: We're trying. We are all trying in different ways. Some
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: updates people don't like and it moves fast. And then
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 2: sometimes people think, oh, well, we're regressing. But I think
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 2: if your heart is in the right place to let
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: people live their ultimate freedoms of life, whatever that may be,
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: I think culture will continue to grow and change. It
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: doesn't happen overnight. The world will not change overnight and
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 2: neither will the fucking United States. We're all doing our
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: best to get there the best we can. You may
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: not agree with all of it. I don't agree with
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: a lot of my peers. You know, there's friends I
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 2: have that we don't share the same opinions about stuff.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 2: That doesn't mean we're not going to be friends. And
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: that doesn't mean we can't still get on. You know,
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: to say that we're all going to view things and
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: feel the same and think the same, that's fucking insane.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: That's not a logical way to live.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 1: Well, it's also, it's just impossible. It's like if you
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: think like one race should run everything or one group,
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: It's just that's never going to be the way it is, right? No.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: It shouldn't be. People should– we should– my grandfather used
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: to always say that old man thing of like– he
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: doesn't talk religion in politics. He never did. And– And
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: he was friends with many people that had different politics
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: and religion than he. Didn't mean he couldn't get on
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: with them. Yeah. Right? Now there's a divisive movement of hate, separate.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: And I think that's fucking sad shit. I think educating, talking, empathy,
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: I think all these things help people grow and less infighting,
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: less drama, less bullshit, less hate, less vitriol. Because it
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: comes from an awful place. That's spiraling into... We're spiraling
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: into a negative, negative fucking world, man. Bad. It's weird.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: It's bad. I think the only way out is to
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: do good as much as you can in your life
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 2: and your community with your loved ones, your family and
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: your friends and push, push more positive shit out to people.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds corny, but I mean it like
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: stop the bullshit, dude. All this fucking, then the internet
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: is like fueling negativity.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 1: And it's when we click on it, it's when we
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: watch on it, you know, it's like, uh, Yeah, Poirier
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: says that all the time. He's like, man, I don't
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: watch it. If it's something like, if it's going to
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: be gossipy, if it's going to be that kind of stuff,
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: don't bring it into me. I just don't want that
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: in my world.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: Doesn't need it.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and our worlds get affected pretty easily. You don't
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: think about it. It's just like a pool of water,
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: and it's like you put this bullshit in, and then
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: you're just fucking sitting there swimming in bullshit. Yeah, and
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to swim in bullshit. Yeah, and nobody's
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 1: perfect at it. I'm not saying that I'm great at
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 1: it or anything, or even that I do it well,
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: but to be conscious of it. that the people that
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: are creating things for you to see, they may not
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 1: have your best interests at hand. I think the days
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: of that being– or even pure truth. Dude, one of
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: the worst things was after the comedy special and people
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: were making articles and stuff. people would find old videos
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: of me talking about stuff on this podcast and put
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: it out like it was new.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: And so then there was like emotional stuff. Like we've
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: talked about a ton of stuff on this over the years. Like,
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of like, I'm kind of a
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 1: late bloomer and I like kind of came in understanding
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: some of my own life and thoughts and feelings a
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 1: lot on this during podcasting and fucking people, like even
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: like positive groups were like putting shit. I was like,
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: why would you fucking put this? I'm getting, thousand people
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: have sent me this thing and you're like acting like
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 1: it's brand new today. This is from five years ago. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Date it. They should date it.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's all like, and I, I, there
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: was a ton of nice stuff. I mean, it was
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: all nice. All comes from a good place, but it's just,
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 1: it's all kind of fascinating, you know?
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 2: You know what I learned? I think I've learned in
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 2: the more recent years. And I mean, this is, um,
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 2: all of us, all of us are little tiny kids
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: in a big adult shell pretending that we know what
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 2: we're doing. I don't care how intelligent you are, how
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: adjusted you are, how well-to-do you are, rich, poor, no
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 2: matter where you come from, we're all little kids in
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: this big shell pretending that we know what we're doing.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: It's like a little tiny guy driving the machine, and
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: we all think that we know what we're doing, but
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: we're not. We're all insecure, broken little children who are
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: just trying to pretend to be adults and figure our
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: shit out. We're all figuring it out. It's all a lie.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: It's all a lie. No one is more mature than one.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: No one has a better idea of how the world's
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 2: going to work. Your opinions are as base as the
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: next person. You're just a little kid inside of a
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: human shell. And so I think remembering that gives me
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: some solace that I'm like, this guy isn't better than me,
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: isn't smarter than me, isn't whatever. We're just little kids
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: in a big body. That's all we are. Trying to
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 2: do good if you can. And that's it.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 3: And have.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 2: Have empathy for the idea that you don't really know somebody.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: You don't really know them until you know them.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 2: Shooting at them is not going to do any good.
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: You know, stop taking shots at people. It's just weird.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't know. I think recently I've
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 1: just been thinking of all the grace that God has
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 1: had in my life. When you think about that, dude,
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 1: just like all the times that something could have been
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 1: bad or that he was like supportive or all those things,
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 1: you know? But yeah, man, you're right. We're all just,
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: everybody's just, hopefully trying their best.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: And continue. And learning as we go.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 1: And we don't know what the fuck we're talking about also, people, so.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 2: Well, we know what we're talking about. I don't know
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: if it's right for anybody else, but I know how
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 2: I feel.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: I know where my heart's at. I know where my
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: soul's at. Imperfect people trying to just figure it out. Yeah.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: That's it, you know?
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 1: Are you guys done trying to have a child, do
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think also our
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: age now, like we're at an age now in our
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: 40s where I think it's like, you know, we've accepted it,
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: so to speak. I mean, I know that's not the
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: right word, but I'm okay with where we are now.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 2: And we'll see what the future holds in terms of like,
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: what is our next adventure in life? You know, where
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: do we move? Where do we go? Who do we support?
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: You know, I have a 54-year-old Asian boy that I
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 2: take care of every day of the week, a little
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: Korean boy. He's kind of my child. I feel like
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: I've adopted a lot of children that I work with
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: in a sense that like, you're producers and we have
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 2: young producers, editors, and I've kind of take them under
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 2: my wing. I think my children have started to become
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 2: my community. You know, if I can help out new
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: comics or if I can give advice or if I
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 2: can lend a hand or do these charity events or something,
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 2: I think that's become a little bit of my child,
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: you know, to me, if I can do that, that's,
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: that's become my focus and it may change.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 2: But I think for now that's where I'm at, you know?
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 1: I start thinking about that kind of stuff. Like if
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 1: I don't have kids and it's okay, you know, it's like,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: I'll find like other ways to be of service or, Um,
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 1: you get little pieces of family from other people, or
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll just, you know, uh, spend that time more
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 1: just with my own family that we didn't get when
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 1: we were young. And that's kind of like the part
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 1: that I get out of life that my spirit gets
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 1: this time, you know, and maybe there's something else next time,
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe it just gets to, uh, kind of
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: remake old thing, you know, redo things that weren't close. Sure.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: Or have a new experience with some of those things.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 1: And that's, um, the parts of love that I get
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 1: out of this time. And that's okay. That's good. Yeah.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 2: You know, I look at it as you've ever seen
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 2: that cause you never seen that game that, um, it's
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 2: in an arcade. You could look up a picture of it,
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 2: but you, you put in, you put in quarters or
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: change and they pile up and there's a thing that
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: slides back and forth. You've seen that thing, right?
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: And the idea is like, you keep putting in money
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: into that thing. You may never, and probably never are
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: going to get the full flush of the coins. Someone
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 2: else will though. So it's kind of like a, a
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: sociological experiment in a way too, right? Like your greed
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: could supersede, right? But there is something interesting about this
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 2: that like, if you looked at it in a beautiful way,
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: you're kind of loading up coins for someone else to
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: have fortune. It may not be for you, you know?
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: So it's kind of, and that's kind of the story
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: of life. I mean, seriously, it's a little cheesy, but
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 2: it's almost like you're just loading up coins and doing right.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean it's going to pay off for you,
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: but it may pay off socially for the future, for
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: somebody else. And isn't that kind of dope? Like, that's
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: why I think doing doing something for other people, whether
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 2: it's charity groups or lending a hand or whatever. That's
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: kind of my idea. I probably won't be there to
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 2: see the reward, most likely, but that doesn't matter. It's
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 2: kind of dope that I know that someone's going to
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: feel that because you felt success and reward, right? And
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: so when something has blessed you with success and reward,
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 2: isn't it cool to know someone else is going to
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: get it? Whether or not you get to enjoy it,
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 2: that's not the point. The point is the knowledge that
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 2: it will and may happen or may happen.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I mean, there's people that have helped me
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: along the way, and I wouldn't have had the opportunity
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 1: to be in a place for success or what. I mean,
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: we're all just kind of like a composite of the
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 1: people that have supported us.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 1: Or the composite of the love that's been shown us.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: And even our outcomes are. Thanks, bro.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you, dude. This was fantastic.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: I got to come ginger. I got to come bad, guys.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: You got to come.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: Bad friends.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: You got to come see us. You got to come
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: see us.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 1: I got to come bad friends.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: We'd love to have you back. You know that. I
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: love to see you around. I know you're out and
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 2: about and you're moving a lot, but take time for you.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: Do whatever you got to do to center yourself and
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: enjoy some rest time. Get away from all the bullshit
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: for a little while. Yeah. You need it.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do need it. I do need to make
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: sure that I keep that a focal point. Yeah, I
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: appreciate you asking about it, man, and I appreciate you
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 1: checking in. Yep, bad lies, whiskey, ginger, and bad friends.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 2: I got them all. No bad lies, whiskey, ginger— Bad friends,
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: go watch them all on YouTube and podcasts and all that.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: Come see me live. Go to andresantino.com and come see
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: the boy. You know, doing some new dates.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: Yep, we got tours coming up. And also, you got
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: White Noise. That's on Hulu.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, go watch that on Hulu. Or internationally, if you
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 2: don't live in the United States, you can go watch
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: it on, I think it's on Disney +. They're all
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: under the same, the mouse, the mouse house umbrella.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: Were they good to work with Hulu?
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, they let me kind of
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: figure it out. We were kind of working it out
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: as we went along. You know, this is their first
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 2: foray into specials with Burr and Sebastian and Gaffigan. And,
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 2: you know, they had a great lineup too.
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 1: And Bobby too, right?
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bobby's doesn't come out till next year. He doesn't
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: film it till... January, January or something like that. That's cool.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: You guys are both doing it on there.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm proud of the kid. And we're trying to
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 2: do a show with Hulu. Hopefully they'll want to, you know, we,
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 2: we sold them an animated show and, uh, we're waiting
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: for the yes. It's amazing. It's, it's like stories from
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: our high school. And, um, uh, we are, uh, the,
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 2: everyone that's a young person is a bug and all
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: the adults are humans and Bobby's a roly poly and
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a lightning bug. And it's kind of great, man.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 2: It's this beautiful, dumb friendship show about stories from our
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 2: high school, about how we you know, you felt like
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: you were in, but you were out sometimes.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bobby was using.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was big into it. I mean, he couldn't
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 2: get away from it. But he was still like this
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 2: brilliant little artist who couldn't get out of his own way.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: So we use all these stories and put that stuff
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 2: in there. It's kind of fun. So hopefully we'll do that.
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 2: Hopefully that'll come up and that'll come to fruition. But otherwise,
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 2: just come see me live and watch Bad Friends and
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: No Bad Lies and Whiskey Ginger and That's that. Yeah.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 1: There he is. Look at us.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 2: Who is that? Yeah.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, a little bok choy termite.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 2: Who was that? Say that's, that's not us, but that's
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 2: not our picture. I don't know why they, I don't
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 2: know what that photo is, but yeah, we did. Right.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 2: We did an animated pilot that hopefully it's in the
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 2: works of Hulu. Hopefully everyone will get to see it.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: That's my boy, Nick Christ on the right who helped
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 2: write it and put it together with us. And, and
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 2: that's Bobby on the left looking like Bobby does.
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He's kind of like the handicapped Michael Landon.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 1: Andrew Santino, thanks so much, brother.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you, bro.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 4: peace of mind I found I can feel it in
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 4: my bones But it's gonna take