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Naomi's EX is MR SPIRIT HALLOWEEN HIMSELF · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Janish Naiomi, thanks for holding Hi. Hi, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, basically I go into you guys
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  Speaker 2: know what the Spirit Halloween is, right of course, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So this weekend I go into the Spirit Halloween and
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  Speaker 2: I honestly like, I'm gonna be honest, but the universe
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  Speaker 2: is tolling me. It is like trolling me, like some
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  Speaker 2: bad troll on the internet. I store to god, I'm
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  Speaker 2: mind me own my own business. I'm like trying to
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  Speaker 2: grab this wig into my bike blood and tell me,
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  Speaker 2: please tell me why. I see my ex, the same
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  Speaker 2: man who cheated gas lit and probably still owes me
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  Speaker 2: forty seven dollars from Tago Tuesdays. He faces all over
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  Speaker 2: the store. He's the model for Spirit Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you don't see him personally in there.
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  Speaker 1: He sees his picture everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: His picture everywhere everywhere, like full on cardboard, cutouts, posters.
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  Speaker 2: He's like little snug smile like in a vampire cape.
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  Speaker 2: It's so gross. I put in the corner. He's right
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  Speaker 2: there holding like this big sword, dressed as a pirate.
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  Speaker 2: Like you know, it's just it's it's it was, it was,
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  Speaker 2: it was very like it's just scary. I almost started
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  Speaker 2: like speaking tongus like I just couldn't. I felt like
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  Speaker 2: he was haunting me.
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  Speaker 4: I would feel that way too, I would. I would
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  Speaker 4: be analyzing what is the universe trying to tell you
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  Speaker 4: with this whole thing? Because obviously it wasn't a good breakup.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to reach out to him, no, you, Oh, he.
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  Speaker 1: Must be good looking.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at all the Spirit Halloween pirate costumes and
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  Speaker 5: they're all good looking dudes.
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  Speaker 4: But like, how annoying though, Like it's one thing to
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  Speaker 4: see your ex and person, but then also like if
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  Speaker 4: it ended bad, like to see your ex doing great
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  Speaker 4: is really annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Is he adult shipwrecked pirate costume?
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  Speaker 2: Probably? Probably so?
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  Speaker 3: Was he a model when you were dating? Is that
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  Speaker 3: why you're calling us to humble brag about your good
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  Speaker 3: looking X?
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  Speaker 2: No? The weird part is is he wasn't. So now
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  Speaker 2: I think he's done a complete I don't even know,
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  Speaker 2: shift into a whole new career. I'm like, oh, okay, great,
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  Speaker 2: now you're feeling yourself. Now you're like stritting your stuff
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  Speaker 2: when I'm like, get away from me.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how that happens.
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  Speaker 3: You think he's like in a grocery store and somebody
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  Speaker 3: from Spirit recruiter. The marketing seems like you look like
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  Speaker 3: you would be an awesome vampire slash pirate.
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  Speaker 5: Well he had to be probably submitted to a modeling thing, right,
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  Speaker 5: maybe after you guys broke up. Yeah, now he's like
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  Speaker 5: a model.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, maybe it's like a craigslip post. He the
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  Speaker 2: answer to I doubt he made much money off of that.
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  Speaker 1: No, what if?
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  Speaker 6: What if? Like when you guys broke up, his friends
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  Speaker 6: were trying to cheer him up, like, you know what
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  Speaker 6: her loss, You could be a model.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I could be a model, and now he is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's so annot. It sucks that he treated
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  Speaker 1: you so bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and how satisfying if he's listening to
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  Speaker 3: this right now and you saw him all over the
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  Speaker 3: Spirit Halloween.
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  Speaker 5: Store in another capacity, Like I think about these law
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  Speaker 5: firms like Learner and Role that advertise everywhere. Fortunate learning
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  Speaker 5: been married for a long time, you know, through the wives.
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  Speaker 5: But if you had an ugly breakup and you see
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  Speaker 5: Kevin Rose's face all over time, every five seconds, on
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  Speaker 5: a bus, on a billboard, on a on TV, on
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  Speaker 5: the radio, you can't escape it to at least Spirit
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  Speaker 5: Halloween Store.
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  Speaker 1: You know, in a couple of weeks, you're done.
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  Speaker 6: They're gone, unless unless he was also the model for
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  Speaker 6: Spirit Christmas, which is what they're turning all the stories
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  Speaker 6: into hot Santa.
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  Speaker 1: Your boyfriend's gonna be hot Santa.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, just avoid it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's a tough one, Naomi. Thanks for Sharon.
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  Speaker 5: That's an interesting I wonder if there's any other random
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  Speaker 5: predicaments like that where you bump into your ex but
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  Speaker 5: not bump into your X. You see them everywhere, like
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  Speaker 5: what else? Could there be an invention? You invented the
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  Speaker 5: iPhone and everywhere you go you see your ex. Oh god,
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  Speaker 5: my extra Steve jobs know me. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you,