Court of Exes: I Put My Worst Date on Trial

This Escalated Quickly · Jun 23, 2026 · 8m

Liv turns a disastrously funny date into a full-blown courtroom comedy: think opening statement, Exhibit A (the text thread that started it all), cross-examination of bad behavior, and a jury made up of her loudest internal monologues and best-friend instincts. This monologue riff walks listeners through the evidence, delivers savage but empathetic hot takes, and lands on a petty-yet-satisfying verdict and sentence. It’s a relatable escape for anyone exhausted by modern dating rhythms — the typing dots, the mixed signals, the red flags we all pretend aren't flags. Clean, chaotic, and…