Knock Knock Eye: Nine Neonatologists Fired Without Explanation

Knock Knock, Hi! with the Glaucomfleckens · Aug 27, 2026 · 42m

I just wrapped my second call week of the year, and honestly, getting older has made overnight pages so much harder than they used to be. At 30 I could wake up from a dead sleep and immediately have a coherent medical conversation, and now, ten years later, I basically have to be walked through who I am and what hospital I'm even at before I can function. I also tell the story of getting completely lost in a big Portland hospital after hours, which honestly just confirms the stereotype that ophthalmologists get lost in hospitals.

Then I get into something a lot more serious: my latest deep…