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OUTRO: On The Record · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your Mad Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked Off
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  Speaker 1: for Raw Doggers four to seven Every weekday on radio
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  Speaker 1: heard Care.
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  Speaker 2: Get a Fellows a Day.
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  Speaker 3: It's a sort of day in Auckland City that is
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  Speaker 3: so beautiful it makes you question everything you're doing in
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  Speaker 3: your life, your sexuality. No, not that part. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 3: stable on that part. Anything goes old, anything goes fill
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  Speaker 3: your boots in the boudoir, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: So it's the kind of day that reminds you that
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  Speaker 4: anything goes in the boudoir.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's it's the kind of day where you contemplate options.
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  Speaker 5: You know what the funny thing is about it? Man,
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  Speaker 5: why don't you just have this on one of day
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  Speaker 5: every day?
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  Speaker 2: For sure? You know.
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  Speaker 3: But there's something about the sunny weather that just brings
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  Speaker 3: out indoor.
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  Speaker 5: For it gives the itsery feet, doesn't it ja, So
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  Speaker 5: it makes you want to think. It makes you think,
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  Speaker 5: you know, God, there's plenty of water to come under
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  Speaker 5: the bridge.
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  Speaker 2: Well you could do. You can have this weather every
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  Speaker 2: day if you move to like the gold Coast or
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  Speaker 2: something Goldie Goldie.
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  Speaker 5: There is that about it. But it's still cold. Like
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  Speaker 5: my brother lives over there and it's like for the
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  Speaker 5: m twenty three is freezing.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, but you move over there winter. Oh, this is great.
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  Speaker 2: This is the one brother.
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  Speaker 3: That's one of the appealing things I've got to say
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  Speaker 3: about Australia is the climate. All my girls are in
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  Speaker 3: Melbourne at the moment, and that's pretty that's very Aukland.
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  Speaker 2: It's temperamental.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty great city, just weatherwise, temperamental.
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  Speaker 2: Forty two one day, fifteen the next. Correct it's weird,
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  Speaker 2: kesy and weird and weirdly.
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  Speaker 3: He's just digesting.
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  Speaker 4: No, I've got indigestion because Jae's pressured me to eat
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  Speaker 4: my sushi really fast so he could record the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm just processing that.
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  Speaker 2: Is there what happened?
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  Speaker 3: Jason had no stage, you know, pressure easy to eat
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  Speaker 3: very fast, so I was I finished my seasion.
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  Speaker 2: I was just waiting to do the podcast. That's fine, man, totally.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what you do though obviously not in
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  Speaker 4: this particular situation, but you always go.
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  Speaker 2: With your pen. You'll just tap it like I know.
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  Speaker 2: I love my ear drumming. You do.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's a hurry up. I want to do something
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  Speaker 4: and Keysy's dragging his chain.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's go Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes well you know sometimes because you guys have a
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  Speaker 3: tendency to waffle and to just sort of lose focus,
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, I've got to pull it back together
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  Speaker 3: and go, let's get it down. Fellows, come on now,
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  Speaker 3: pay attention. Yeah, or you're on your phones or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I just got to rip your back and go.
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  Speaker 2: I don't go on my phone, Jason. It's one of
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  Speaker 2: the rules of seet same here. I have my phone
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  Speaker 2: out there with Pogson.
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  Speaker 3: You, you and your wife? Is that is that your
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  Speaker 3: wife's rule?
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  Speaker 5: Rule?
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  Speaker 1: Is that?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's that's the rule that I sit for myself
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  Speaker 4: about a month ago. If I'm ever on my phone
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  Speaker 4: and here, it's because I'll be researching. Lately it's been
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  Speaker 4: sort of like housing based stuff right as it pops
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  Speaker 4: into my head. But I'm really leaning into this whole
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  Speaker 4: d I don't drive anywhere now with podcasts or music on. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I drive in silence everywhere to Yeah, I don't know why, Well.
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  Speaker 2: I do you know what?
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to get away from it as well. Today
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  Speaker 5: I was listening to music. I'm trying to get away
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  Speaker 5: from podcasts. I find them a bit addictive.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they are, for sure. Yeah, I'm the same.
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  Speaker 3: Well, funnily enough, I hit my stereo on today while
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  Speaker 3: I was outside Max Rector.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you got your album? Yeah? I had my album
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  Speaker 2: turn up today. So what'd you do?
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  Speaker 5: You went out, You put your album on the year
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  Speaker 5: to go aside, turn the bastard over.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know, but it's thirty forty minutes and
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  Speaker 3: then you come back inside and have a look it over,
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  Speaker 3: flip it over, have a sip of.
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  Speaker 2: Water, chesus forty minutes aside. That's pretty good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Man, again, I'm shocked by the price of records. We
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  Speaker 3: went into Real Groovy and I asked, like you were
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  Speaker 3: fucking shitting me.
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  Speaker 5: I got one mine arrive today. I got the Actic
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  Speaker 5: Monkeys AM great album.
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  Speaker 2: Keazy.
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  Speaker 5: That's the album that my wife and I got together
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  Speaker 5: on and the early dating there and.
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  Speaker 2: Bucks delivered. Okay, this is not bad. Pretty good. I thought,
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  Speaker 2: that's like CD as good as a CD.
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  Speaker 3: Because normally they're like you're running eighty or ninety.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, well this was through Mighty Ape, so I
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  Speaker 5: think they run a maybe a second hand sort of
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  Speaker 5: a setup. It was all cellophoned up and all that
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  Speaker 5: sort of carry on.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what we're running through at the moment is all
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  Speaker 3: my daughter's rejects. Oh so she it's actually her record
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  Speaker 3: player and she went over season. She took all her
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  Speaker 3: records with her, but she couldn't take all of them.
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  Speaker 3: So where basically listening to a lot of what she's
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  Speaker 3: left behind, what she got there, which is bloody great.
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  Speaker 3: Actually it's pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Good start, she know. But Anina Simone a bit of
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  Speaker 2: all sorts of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: She's got avery, a clique, she's got a very e
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  Speaker 3: clicktic kind of musical taste, like a dad thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Well this song from Nis that's like what and a
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  Speaker 2: main Yeah I run to.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's got a voice full of pain, Yeah, full of pain. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I like that. I like a bit of pain.
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  Speaker 4: Remind you of yourself, No, I just I like a
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  Speaker 4: bit of suffering in my music. Yes, that's yeah, a
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  Speaker 4: lot of blues music here. You can't play unless you've
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  Speaker 4: suffered some serious pain.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, actually, because I never used to be into blues,
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  Speaker 3: but I quite like a bit of blues now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like being Harper, Yeah, I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's yeah, he's so full of pain.
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  Speaker 2: That idea yesterday of getting rid of bands there Kisi. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I told my wife that idea. She thought it was funny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we should make the band walk the plank because
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  Speaker 5: we're on the titty, not the titt j it's the titty, Oh,
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  Speaker 5: the titty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I'll throw them overboard. Yeah, I'll track them in
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  Speaker 5: the brig and then maybe they can come back later. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: after a month, I reckon you can come back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because in the meantime beat it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. How do you And do you do it monthly
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  Speaker 2: or do you just do it once a year? I
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  Speaker 2: think I think quite often? Okay, Because how do you
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  Speaker 2: decide which band is up for? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I think we can do to be sitting here and
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  Speaker 5: with a song players and we go gun that song sucks,
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  Speaker 5: we make as Ben walks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in today. And then you vote on it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want Tom Pitty to walk the plane? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Or no?
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  Speaker 2: And then you leave voting open for like a fewlices
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  Speaker 2: of the front chase God, and it'd have to be
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  Speaker 2: for a few very attractive men few days, wouldn't it. Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I think so, yes, and you tell it and then
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  Speaker 4: it's all right, all right, Tom Pitty, it's time for
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  Speaker 4: you to walk the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you do the whole audio thing of
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  Speaker 2: him walking the plane, clerk, clerk, and then free falling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's right off the plane. Yeah stuff, and then and
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  Speaker 2: then it gets eaten by shark. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're sure you don't want it to be some
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  Speaker 3: sort of like gun execution.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking because of the pirate ship you see. Yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't like gun violence. Chase, neither do I unless
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  Speaker 2: it's Tom Pitty. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Or you could give him and this might be important,
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  Speaker 5: get me like that pugs give him heaps of heroin.
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  Speaker 2: That is Yeah, I think that might be in poor taste, shah.
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  Speaker 2: I guess we'll find out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, who do you want to give lots of heroin to?
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  Speaker 4: Is the name of the promo? We do it every
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  Speaker 4: now and there's.
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  Speaker 2: Well because that's how he went Well oxycon, was it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's only oxycon the same thing as that got prints.
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  Speaker 5: So is it like, oh man, I'm sick of this
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  Speaker 5: an excess on? Yes, So we're going to auto asphyxiate. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 5: irotic asphyxiate. Sorry, don't look at me, pegs.
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  Speaker 7: They be show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Wary Big Show podcast. What as if you've
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  Speaker 2: never done it? Audio exphyxiated, auto erotic? How good? How
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  Speaker 2: good can it be? I guess would be the question.
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  Speaker 3: No, I can honestly say, even though we're saying at
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  Speaker 3: the start of this podcast, full your boots sixth Sually,
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  Speaker 3: I've never done that. Yeah, I'm not into pain and
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  Speaker 3: stuff only in my music. Yeah right, okay, not not
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  Speaker 3: not sixth Sally.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just getting Pugs sound to come in because I've
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  Speaker 5: got my daughter here and she needs to go to
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  Speaker 5: the toilet and we're in a pointed in that relationship
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  Speaker 5: where I'm not sure whether it means I can trust her.
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  Speaker 2: You know, does she need to go? Right now?
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  Speaker 5: She's elbowing me. I think she needs So you're going
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  Speaker 5: to go. Pugs is going to take over, and he's
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  Speaker 5: going to talk about jacking it.
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  Speaker 4: Because I thought that he's going to talk about Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I thought you're going to get Pugs to take and.
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  Speaker 2: So did I.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I thought, right, So this is the thing
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  Speaker 7: about jacking it, guys, All right, yeah, please go on
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  Speaker 7: the stage.
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  Speaker 3: We're in that weird cap It's can I explain it
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  Speaker 3: to the audience. It's a tiny little rim and it's something.
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  Speaker 2: That it is a tiny rim. No, it's a tiny peak.
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  Speaker 2: What is it, visa And it's just it's just not
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  Speaker 2: what you're used to. Jason, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I am you because he wears it all the time,
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  Speaker 3: and you've made a.
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  Speaker 7: Problem with it because it's Japanese. Jase, that's sort of
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  Speaker 7: thee that I'm getting.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm getting a vibe that you're wearing it because
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  Speaker 2: it's Japanese.
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  Speaker 7: I'm wearing it because I liked it and I was
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  Speaker 7: in Japan and bought it.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 7: No, now you say you've never done auto erotic asphyxiation,
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  Speaker 7: but if you're just a normal erotic asphyxiation just curiosity,
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  Speaker 7: I've never I mean, you've never erotically been asphyxiated.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have an issue with people. You know, if
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  Speaker 2: they're into that, go for it.
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  Speaker 6: That's who had done it, you know, because the idea
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  Speaker 6: of no, I've never done it, the idea that you know,
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  Speaker 6: because the theory is the more pain you're and the
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  Speaker 6: greater the orgasm, the greater the feeling of the orgasm.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's contrasted against the pain.
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  Speaker 2: That your body's going through. How do you know that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's that's the reasoning behind I should get my
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  Speaker 3: wife to like punch me in the head severely just
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  Speaker 3: at the sort of the end there.
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  Speaker 2: And I love it. Well, if that's what you want
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  Speaker 2: to do, I don't want to. I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: do it. You can do whatever you want. You're both
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  Speaker 2: consenting in he exactly, she'd happily do that. I reckon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, hey, can you just beat the ship
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  Speaker 4: out of me just at the end there? And that's
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  Speaker 4: gonna feel great, Jason, it works really well. He always
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  Speaker 4: does it.
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  Speaker 2: And then she'll be like, yeah, I'm keen.
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  Speaker 3: Because you know she takes all her sexual tips from Hoidy.
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  Speaker 3: J God, that would be so oh my god, were
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  Speaker 3: you with there? And I do not appreciate you to
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  Speaker 3: eat It's just like Pugs. He's like, I tix keys
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  Speaker 3: heer I message and I go, hell's how you playing
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  Speaker 3: with golf tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: And he's, oh my god, I'm so straight. Sound about there.
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  Speaker 2: You're pressuring me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, man, I'm just saying, if you want
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  Speaker 3: to play golf tomorrow, it's all good.
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  Speaker 2: If how I responded to when I got in you say,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, he's just so much pressure.
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  Speaker 7: You just need to understand that Keezy has things outside
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  Speaker 7: of work that he has to do, like obligations.
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  Speaker 3: Respect we all do, which is why I just go, Nah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm busy.
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  Speaker 2: And not prioritize golf.
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  Speaker 7: And see it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm busying him. Man, maybe later in the week.
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  Speaker 4: And then you said outrageous full stop yeah, which is
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  Speaker 4: the equivalent of like Kezy letting me down again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the equivalent of that. And that's why I
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  Speaker 2: walked in yesterday. I was like, Oh, I'm so busy.
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  Speaker 2: I've got so much pressure.
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  Speaker 3: Where you are under a bit appreciate if you want to.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about Yeah, we can talk it through me. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just here. He'll support whatever it is. Pugs about it after.
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  Speaker 3: Work maybe yeah, yeah, when you go for your movie date.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, same, except I'm full of sushi. Now.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think I'm going to get dinner.
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  Speaker 2: That's a shame. Well, I'll get some popcorn. Kezy just
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  Speaker 2: had a full meal. But I said, but I haven't
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  Speaker 2: had any food today.
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  Speaker 1: Ye.
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  Speaker 2: Good enough. Thing for other people and voices, all the
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  Speaker 2: ones banging on about us, listen,