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Episode 1685 - The Fascination With DB Cooper · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

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[SPEAKER_06]: Look, from time to time, we get calls that are out of nowhere.
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[SPEAKER_06]: from publicists or friends or family or things like that and said, hey dude, I got this super interesting guy for the show.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I think it'd be rad, it'd be awesome to talk about, and everybody loves the legend of this guy.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And that guy is DB Cooper.
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[SPEAKER_06]: If you're looking at the title of this episode right now,
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[SPEAKER_06]: Look, I think I learned about him when I was in six or seventh grade in a history book.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It was actually in the history book about this he had hijacked a plane with $200,000 or asked for $200,000 and then I think four separate parachutes and then he jumped out of the plane and allegedly got away because they could never find the body.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Whatever reason, for whatever reason, this story has been told time and time again.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's been used in movies, it was used in prison break, all this other shit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I didn't really understand the fascination of why.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And when we got into it today, because I asked coupe, when we walked in, I go, how much is $200,000?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe it's just because of the time we live in, where you're like, is that really worth jumping out of the back of a commercial jet?
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[SPEAKER_06]: high jack in a plane in the stewardess and all that other shit like it's two hundred k worth it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: How much is that in today's with inflation all that shit?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Just for inflation it comes out to just over 1.6 million.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I jumped out of a plane for that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, one, one, six would do it for me too.
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[SPEAKER_06]: All right, now here's the second part of this is the, the person who called claims that they were friends with the family members who were related to this guy, saying that it was his uncle, he has since passed away and they found one of his parachutes in the garage.
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[SPEAKER_06]: When they were cleaning out the garage and it's got his DNA on it
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[SPEAKER_06]: Is that possible?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, what would the FBI prove?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Are them, sorry, what would the DNA prove?
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's no, so far as I know there's no DNA collected from the scene or the plan or anything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's nothing to compare it to.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They get prove it was their uncle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: they'd have to prove their uncle was DB Cooper though.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that there's still a big gap there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And so like this is the hard time that I have with it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And we try to vet these people before they come on or vet their family members whoever calls.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And so I looked up this story and blue plus press play on this clip.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I guess a local North Carolina station to this because they are from the North Carolina and they're like, hey, they can come in the studio.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Press play here and see what they say.
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[SPEAKER_02]: As the mystery of DB Cooper finally been solved, the infamous fugitive hijacked a plane in 1971 demanding $200,000 cash and four pair of shoots before jumping out of the plane near Washington never to be heard from again.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Now North Carolina siblings Chante and Rick McCoy the third have revealed they believe their father, Richard McCoy Jr. was DB Cooper and they have a pair of shoot to prove.
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[SPEAKER_02]: McCoy was arrested five months after DB Cooper disappeared for a similar hijacking in Utah, and killed in a shootout with police after escaping prison.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The siblings consulted with aviation, YouTuber Dan Grider, who believes the parachute they found hidden in their home was DB Cooper's saying the modifications on it are one in a billion.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think?
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's the...
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so let's start with a parachute.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You were in the 82nd Airborne.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What's the significance of a parachute from that time period?
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[SPEAKER_06]: And why is it a billion to one odds that this would be the same parachute?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's not, it's not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: a billion to one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck are they talking about?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What do they mean?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a bill.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The modification was a billion to one odds.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What modification?
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[SPEAKER_06]: The modification of a parachute?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but they're like, are they, I don't know anything about this case.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Are they referring to something that was found on the original parachute during the investigation that now they can show was similar?
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[SPEAKER_05]: like what are they comparing it to is the question so as far as I can tell the only thing that they might have to compare it to is partial DNA profiles that were recovered from the clip on tie that he left behind in the plane.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So there is that I don't know why they haven't did they even have that back in 1971 or is this stuff used like you was kind of corner obviously you do this should all the time.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Do they stuff this in a plastic bag and then save it for later and then you can pull the evidence here's later and do DNA testing on it because how would this hold up 55 years later?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean not.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Not super, super great, but yeah, they've had, they've had the ability to disprove that somebody was at a crime scene through DNA for, I think since the 80s or something like that, but being able to actually prove that it was somebody at a crime scene because of the DNA is fairly recent.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think within the last 20 years or so.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 55 years though, it seems like such a long time.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know how DNA,
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[SPEAKER_06]: would be on a neck tie at this point.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we've solved murders older than that with DNA.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We have, okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So a neck tie would do it then.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It depends on the sample if it's blood, blood lasts a long time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, there's a lot of weird shit about this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why would the Royal Yasky this?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go back to the parachute real quick.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Obviously, parachutes have changed over time.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Was there something specific in 1971 about a parachute that is different than today?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Or did somebody give him the parachutes?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Because I believe that was what he demanded, right?
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[SPEAKER_06]: He handcuffed himself to the Sirutus and then demanded that 200K in four parachutes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it was, they would have, I don't know which one he used.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It would have been the T10 alpha or bravo.
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[SPEAKER_03]: When I was in, we used a T10 delta, and I think a T11 came in the circular one at the square one at the end, but we used a circular T10 delta when I was in.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, for static line jumps, but he would have used the the first version or the second version T10 alpha or Bravo.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Can you find out which parachute he used?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody in the comment mentioned a T12, but that'd be with that be the wrong era.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, DB Cooper used in B6.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know it says he provided local authorities in Seattle, two non-military or two military style nylon parachutes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: One operational back style main rig with a steerable C9 canopy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not familiar with that with the C9.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, he wouldn't use, like the reason I asked is because the standard army issue was T10 Alpha Bravo.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's a static line with a pack tray and it has a pack tray and has a static line coming out of it where you hook it up to something you jump out and it pulls out for you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a standard.
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[SPEAKER_03]: uh... parachute where you're going to pull a rip court right so he i mean i assume he would it's his military style with the phrase military style doesn't mean anything to me
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[SPEAKER_03]: He also had one non-functional civilian reserve dummy shoot that's used for classroom demonstrations.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure that he knew that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So one of the things that's always puzzled me about this case is that a lot of people think he was 80-second or 101st based on the fact that he had an operative parachute, but then he had a reserve parachute, a fake one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He had a training dummy, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't actually have the spring or the parachute in it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's just something to teach you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like you walk around and train with it and it has a flap over it and you put your hand, like you're trained to keep your hand over the flap and then there's the, what do you call it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: The quick pull release or something, I think it's called something like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And you keep your hand over the top of it all the time so you don't actually get a snagged on something and pull out because if you're sitting in the aircraft and you pull your reserve out, you're gonna get sucked out of the fucking aircraft.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if it, if the doors are open already,
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[SPEAKER_06]: And everybody's always clean that as well, we're like, hey, dude, if you're that altitude, you would get sucked out so fast, I don't even know if you'd survive the fall.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, what altitude were they out when he jumped?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, what have been around?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think he had them lower the plane.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Let me double check.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If he hadn't been in 30,000, because you can't breathe up to him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think he brought, I want to see you brought it down until like 15,000 or something.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's still really fucking high to not have.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he brought it down to fit, he, they opened the doors at 15,000.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, I'm looking at up now, 10,000.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, 10,000.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Is that possible?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's possible people jump from 30, but commercial airplanes don't pressurize until what I think they started 6,000.
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[SPEAKER_06]: commercial ones do I don't know about back then though we're talking about a whole different situation well I can tell you just skydiving you know casually I think they got us up to like 5,000 feet that was where we jumped out of I was like fucking tandem bullshit you know super easy whatever still getting sucked out of a plane though with this Jesus Christ man if that's a lot higher and
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[SPEAKER_06]: He would have to be trained, he'd have to be trained, he'd have to be military.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a Boeing, um, okay, this is fucking crazy, um, so he demanded.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Flops hit 15 degrees, gear down, which slows down the aircraft a little bit, cabin, unpressurized.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, for the jump, otherwise, he would get sucked out of the aircraft.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I can find the rest of this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he knew all that shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He requested,
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[SPEAKER_03]: that the plane be going under 200 knots, which is still really fucking fast.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we dropped down to 130 for a jump, usually, and a route to Mexico City with a refuel in Reno.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He knew planes because only the only plane in service at the time that could even do this was the Boeing 727.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And also had aft air stairs that opened and the flight.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was given four parachutes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: One was a sewn shut dummy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He used for classroom demos.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He left that one behind and cut the shroud lines off of reserve to last the money back to his waist.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's smart.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he wasn't stupid.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He knew what he was doing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He cut off 550 cord to tether the money back to him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The physical evidence dollar 49 black clip on time from JC Penny that he left Particle analysis decades later found alloy titanium, bismuth, strongtium sulfide and rare earths a signature pointing toward a 1970s aerospace or chemical plant work.
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[SPEAKER_03]: like that's very specific chemical profile.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, strong to him, you're not going to find that just anywhere.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It also yielded a partial DNA, though the FBI conceits that it may not be his, they have no proof it will be his.
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[SPEAKER_03]: An eight-year-old named Brian Ingram dug up $5,800 and $8,580, $880 and rotting 20s on the Columbia River Sandbar that matched the serial numbers of those were stolen.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This was in Tina Bar in 1980.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Where's that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: What state is that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Columbia River was a Denver or a Colorado.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Because what I was always told was that he's still in Oregon.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Come town in Washington, potentially.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it still in Oregon?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, that's in Oregon.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So Sarah numbers match.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It remains the only ransom money ever recovered and geologists have argued that the sand layer at Saturn was deposited by a 1974 dredging operation, which is hard to reconcile with a money drifting down river from the drop zone in 1971, which presumes that he dropped somebody while he was moving on foot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, FBI lost the cigarette butts he left behind.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, which would have been a better DNA match, obviously.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, the Bureau also managed to overshoot the drop zone and it's search.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The pressure bump the crew felt at 813 pm gives a location, but the wind modeling is never produced a landing site that matched any of the money that was found.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, and then there's a bunch of different theories about who he could have been.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so, I mean, according to them, the guy's name was what Mark was his name in that video.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, the North Carolina one at the end.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Just scroll through to the envelope and see what his actual name was.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Who they're saying it was.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Mark McCoy Jr. That's who they're saying.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry, Richard McCoy Jr.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So Dick.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Did you think he went by dick?
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[SPEAKER_06]: I would.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I hope so.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Sort of why.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Big dick McCoy Jr. That'd be sweet.
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[SPEAKER_06]: His senior then would also have a big dick as well.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then you can talk about your father's penis and that would be great.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Now, the reason why we do this is to try to vet these people.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Like we've gotten calls in the past about the OJ Simpson shit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: One dude and a stockin' us for like, fuck man, four months claiming
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[SPEAKER_06]: It wasn't just OJ and it was somebody else and blah, blah, blah, blah and send it all these weird pictures and I did that show with you guys And I put them up on the air there and I just look I can't verify this fucking weirdo.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I came verify this shit either and Yes, the story has has been fascinating for for a long time I just thought by now people would be over it if it was 71 and pop up that picture looking in his age right there
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[SPEAKER_06]: Plus 56 years, this guy would be dead.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know how old he is in this picture, but fuck, he already looks like he's 45, 48 years old.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So, my dad's from there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Is your dad dead?
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[SPEAKER_04]: DB Cooper?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Dad's DB Cooper.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think my dad's a little too young.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, probably.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's still alive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is he?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think so.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Richard Floyd McCoy II, who was a decorated green beret helicopter pilot in demolition expert.
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[SPEAKER_03]: hijacked a 727-5 months later and almost identical operation and jumped over Utah with $500,000 he was caught and prison escaped and then killed by the FBI in 1974.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The Bureau ruled him out because he didn't match.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The flight attendants description he was 27, they described him in his mid-40s, but that doesn't really mean anything, a guy who is a decorated green beret at 27 after spending time of Vietnam might look like he's 40.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that changed when his children handed over modified parachute and jump logbook found on the family's northeast or in our family's the eastern North Carolina properties.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's the guy you're talking about the FBI search the FBI search the home and took the parachute in 2023 and collected DNA from a coys son and daughter to compare against the partial profile from the tie
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[SPEAKER_03]: The shoot was quietly returned to them in early 2026, which the investigator found a Dan Grider treats as a conclusion by omission the FBI never said it wasn't the right one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is not the same thing as confirmation in skeptics like researcher Eric Ulysses put the odds McCoy was Cooper at essentially zero.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But his family disagrees his family is almost certain
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[SPEAKER_03]: DB is, is the, the tickets had Dan Cooper.
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[SPEAKER_03]: DB was a Garble Transmission by the flight attendant.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's where that came from.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They made it to the news immediately.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I was wondering where that came from.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Look, if you're, and then again, this is why we do, she's like, this, if you're the family, this is a cool story to tell in our parties and shit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Luke and I are back here looking at side by side pictures of the sketch of DB Cooper and the picture of this Richard guy.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_06]: ask it this because this guy was killed at twenty eight or twenty nine does he look like he's twenty eight or does he look like he's fucking forty he looks like he's forty it looks like he's forty but again to your points with Vietnam and all that other shit it ages you who is it there's always is mean that the floats round with a willford brimley
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[SPEAKER_06]: Who was like, We were doing it on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was 39 and some movie, fuck, you know.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Everybody did look older then and I feel like, and I don't know if this is age and just getting older.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like everybody looks super young now.
17:48
[SPEAKER_06]: So when you and I do these college gigs, I look at these kids and I'm like, Jesus Christ, you guys look young.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Paul Rudd, that's it.
17:56
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the meme.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's how what are the ages there the same age thirty nine years old shut up no, not that's probably forty nine Yeah, what's the age of fifty two.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What's the first one there?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I was gonna say that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, it is.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It is.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It is.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: the kids now look at kids who's the dude on the left he looks like he's fucking 35 looks like he's given stock at vice doesn't say go to the rest of this real quick but like dude you'll you'll be stunned by that by yeah look at this that Brad Pitt in the middle sure is Brad Pitt looks older there than he doesn't fucking movies for what the hell look at the
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[SPEAKER_06]: She looks like she's fucking 48 dude.
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[SPEAKER_06]: She does real estate and it's a common Washington.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think she's more of a Scottsdale woman.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you know, I'm on the skin there with a tan.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Who knows, but yeah, I mean, it was a different era back then.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And you got to think of, this was the 80s.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What was it like for DB Cooper and those guys?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't know how hard the living was then.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I know people used to smoke on airplanes.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I know people smoke fucking everywhere for Christ 6.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Like, you look at the women from that time period.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They all looked way fucking older than they actually were.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And he had dude, I, all, what was the age you said?
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[SPEAKER_06]: 27, or 29, for DB Cooper?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they said mid 40s, but he, it's not like he fucking told him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was killed when he was 30, because DB Cooper was 71, and he was 27 at that time, and he was killed by the FBI in 74, so he was 30 at the time of his death.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So why would you rule this out?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Cause no offense.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That picture does look pretty fucking close.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's some other theories too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Kenneth Christianson, Northwest, Orient, person and former Army Paratrooper told his brother on his death bed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think he probably was just coming out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, as gay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The Wayne Weber or Weaver reported told his wife.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Dan Cooper as he was dying.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It'd be a great bit, though.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Like, here's why I would do shit like that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I want you to know, I am DB Cooper.
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[SPEAKER_06]: There's a lot of the time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Robert Rack straws of Vietnam pilot that of private investigation team claims they found coded confession letters from him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sheridan Peterson, Boeing tactical writer and former smoke jumper who enjoyed the intention, but never quite denied it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Barbara Dayton, who was born a man, a trans woman who said, and pilot the first person seriously theorized to have been Cooper actually allegedly done partly out of anger at the FIA.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The FBI's own theories that he just died somewhere in the wilderness in Annuals, Adam.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Um, that's what I thought is a kid when I first read the story.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not kidding.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I could if he was able to somehow Maybe survive this or whatever could he get through the woods?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Could he get through wherever he was?
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[SPEAKER_06]: I always assumed that he died in the forest.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I thought too and our teacher when I asked him Because he was asking about theories and everything like that and it was fun as a kid like we enjoyed it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It was a fun class kind of forget the fucking teacher's name, but
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[SPEAKER_06]: I think his name is Mr. Braden.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm wrong.
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[SPEAKER_06]: If you're still alive, Mr. Braden, but with that, I said, dude, if you're getting sucked out of an airplane and everything else, let's say you do survive it, you're going through those trees in Washington, which are thick.
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[SPEAKER_06]: How does the shoots survive through that and then probably you would fall 20 feet even if you got caught in the branches Maybe higher and you would end up breaking your leg or something like that like how would you escape these animals?
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[SPEAKER_06]: There's just no fucking way.
35:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean Those again, do we know for sure what parachute he used?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I still haven't seen any
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[SPEAKER_03]: like a specific parachute and how well it might have worked at that altitude at 10,000 versus, I mean, you can jump those higher, but we usually, for military issued parachutes, there's two very distinct styles.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The two distinct styles are for mass tactical static land jumps and then obviously just a round rig or a square rig, fucking...
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[SPEAKER_03]: skydiving like military freefall.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's very very different as far as I can find.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard of anybody jumping a static line at 10,000 feet as well.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So, Blue, if you go to DB Cooper parachute, just Google it, NBC News actually has the story on this too.
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[SPEAKER_06]: This did children find DB Cooper's parachute.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They've got a huge picture of it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Top all the way to the right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That picture.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's the one that's displayed in this article here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what the fuck that is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a bunch of silk stretched out on the ground.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So the FBI is analyzing this torn tangled pair of shoots.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Found buried by children in Southwest Washington.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So that doesn't match up with the fucking people in North Carolina.
36:39
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And they said they were playing outside their home in Amboy.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's Washington found the the shoots fabric sticking up from the ground in an area where their father had been grading a road Agents Larry Carr said they pulled it out as far as they could and then cut the parachutes ropes with scissors The children had seen recent media coverage of the case in the FBI launch day public publicity Campaign last fall hoping to generate tips on the 36-year-old mystery.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So this is fucking 20 years ago
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, wait, hang on a second here.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This is interesting.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So DB Cooper actually requested to have the parachutes brought to him and given to him as part of the hijacking, he specifically requested for civilian parachutes.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't want a military-style parachute.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, he wasn't right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't even have a guy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Even if he was just a fucking, even if he was in the military and he was a parachute or something, he wouldn't have had,
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was a very exclusive situation.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like it is now with as much a media about this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, if he was planning on jumping from quite a bit higher, that's the standard military parachute would not be the one that you would select, obviously.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So he says this article goes on to say,
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[SPEAKER_06]: And he's the reason why he's going public with this or did it the time this other person is saying he's hoping to remember the public who is expertise in parachutes will come forward and confirm if it's the right kind before the FBI bothers to excavate the property.
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[SPEAKER_06]: uh... he says he's got to be sure that he's not wasting time in money uh... i mean same thing with swam like but they would i don't want to do a whole fucking show if she's this is uh... anybody could claim that that's a mill that i mean that's a that's a frog man parachute i think um...
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[SPEAKER_05]: So if it is, then that would actually match up with the official story because out of the four parachutes, he chose an older military style bailout rig, a NB6 Navy container, an older, unsteerable civilian main parachute.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
39:07
[SPEAKER_06]: And then, in regards to that $5,800, you're talking about a family on a picnic found the $5,800, $5,800 of Cooper's money and a bag on a Columbia
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[SPEAKER_06]: So that would be in the location of Washington, which is what they taught us as a kid of whether or not to get out of there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Some investigators believed it might have been washed down to the beach by the shaggle river for giving me a few live on that and I've missed pronounce that chances are.
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[SPEAKER_06]: probably very high that I did this pronounce that's, but it says if Cooper landed near Ambo and stashed the money bag there, there's no way it could have naturally reached the washoggle.
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[SPEAKER_06]: If this is DB Cooper's parachute, the money could not have arrived at his discovery location by natural means that whole theory is out the window.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's what they're saying.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You have sons?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then along with the, I mean, you got stories in Washington, North
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[SPEAKER_06]: multiple parachutes involved sounds like a big foot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's exactly with the sounds it would be funny though To just what makes sense to use db Cooper at this point, but you should be prepared for your deathbed To make some kind of outlandish claim that fucks with your family especially if your wife started gone and just your kids left Yeah, like find the money and then start giving a 10-digit grid and
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[SPEAKER_03]: the stop in the middle of it or do you actually bury the money I would have some crazy grid and be like hey I would bury something else what what would have been the family dog from 30 years
40:54
[SPEAKER_06]: If I could dig it up, then it's just got dead.
40:56
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, shit, there's, there's scotches.
40:59
[SPEAKER_05]: The one that we claimed ran away.
41:00
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, scotches ran away.
41:02
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit, the scotches.
41:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, and it's just a paper with L-O-L on it.
41:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think my kids would be shocked at all by that.
41:14
[SPEAKER_03]: So I fuck with them every day.
41:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure if they're grown up with you.
41:17
[SPEAKER_06]: I think what I would love it, dude, like it would be the best thing ever.
41:21
[SPEAKER_06]: It would be bones and then just the leash with the name on it and it's like holy shit.
41:26
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, one note, like a one liner, like an emoji, just like the crying face laughing emoji of like, hey, sorry guys, enjoy your life.
41:36
[SPEAKER_06]: Also, I wrote you out of the will, all the monies going to the DSA.
41:41
[SPEAKER_06]: I just, man, I saw, I fucking, I believe what mom Donnie's doing, if there was those grocery stores, man.
41:47
[SPEAKER_06]: I gave all my money my DNA.
41:50
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit.
41:51
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, if you go through Google too, that was the other part about this.
41:53
[SPEAKER_06]: This is like after I got off the car, I go through Google, just Google DB Cooper parachute, look, and then just click on images.
42:01
[SPEAKER_06]: There's like fucking 80 of these goddamn things.
42:04
[SPEAKER_05]: So like, I don't know how to confirm any of this.
42:10
[SPEAKER_06]: And again, it is a fun story.
42:11
[SPEAKER_06]: I love it.
42:13
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a fun story.
42:14
[SPEAKER_06]: And it'd be fun to say my uncle was DB Cooper.
42:17
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's a lie that no one could ever really check you on.
42:20
[SPEAKER_06]: And now that's it.
42:21
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, sorry, ma'am.
42:23
[SPEAKER_06]: Everything else is pretty verifiable the day.
42:25
[SPEAKER_06]: This is one of those 71, we were like, okay.
42:29
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, who's that old man with a fucking parachute on?
42:33
[SPEAKER_06]: Who was that?
42:34
[SPEAKER_06]: You had pulled up.
42:34
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like, who's this fucking guy?
42:40
[SPEAKER_04]: some random dickhead, Norman Hayden, wearing his returned Pioneer Steinthall pair of shoes.
42:48
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, and what was he doing?
42:49
[SPEAKER_06]: Is there a festival or something for DB Cooper?
42:52
[SPEAKER_06]: When I did this gig in Roswell, New Mexico, they used to do this alien festival for a week out of the year.
42:59
[SPEAKER_06]: And so we filmed that and went to the museums and all that shit, and it was fun.
43:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Like I enjoyed it, whether or not it was Rio or not.
43:07
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, I believe it was,
43:10
[SPEAKER_06]: who knows.
43:11
[SPEAKER_06]: But this whole town's identity, if you go to Roswell, New Mexico, is built around the alien ship from 1947.
43:17
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, I don't think they have any other industry to really keep the town afloat aside from that.
43:21
[SPEAKER_05]: It'd be a ghost town by now.
43:23
[SPEAKER_06]: No, Adam.
43:26
[SPEAKER_06]: I had a local told me there was good tacos in a gas station.
43:31
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, really, reading that was a mistake, and by the way, it was a very big mistake who pushed my pants.
43:36
[SPEAKER_05]: Readin' through the information that's online right now and readin' about the stuff with Richard McCoy.
43:42
[SPEAKER_05]: He's soundin' like the most likely candidate to me.
43:44
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got the training, an knowledge, he... That look, this is a difficult one.
43:47
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:48
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:48
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:48
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:49
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:49
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:50
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:50
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:51
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:51
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:52
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to call you.
43:53
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to call you.
43:54
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to call you.
43:54
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to call you.
43:55
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to call you.
43:55
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to call you.
43:56
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to call you.
43:58
[SPEAKER_05]: And I mean even more convincing the fact that the reason he got away was because of the FBI fucked up That checks it checks out to yeah, I mean look Trump almost got taken out My 150 yards away for Chris six.
44:10
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, I wouldn't surprise me at all But the fascination with this over the years
44:19
[SPEAKER_06]: I think this is just me as a person, right?
44:21
[SPEAKER_06]: We've all got our weird thing in life for you're like, you know what, if I could do this, and somehow get away with it, it would be awesome.
44:30
[SPEAKER_06]: I think this is a lot of people's fascination because they wish they could fucking leave their job and take, in today's money, 1.6 million.
44:40
[SPEAKER_06]: Jump out of a fucking plane, disappear, and then just live a totally different life.
44:44
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not enough now, 1.6 for a crime like that.
44:49
[SPEAKER_06]: I think they do they're trying to fucking buy meat for twenty-six dollars a pound You think the way in the prices of like all right this will buy me four pounds in me one point six million So I got to get the fuck out of here
45:05
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's just part of the, again, the whole fascination of checking out a life, getting away with a crime, having this unbelievable plan, this fucking crazy mystery about you, and I think it's a lot of these things with these fucking serial killers.
45:21
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, we were talking about the other day, the guy in Idaho.
45:26
[SPEAKER_06]: He's asking for a retrial.
45:28
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no shit.
45:29
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't confess and then ask for a retrial.
45:31
[SPEAKER_03]: That works.
45:32
[SPEAKER_06]: But what we've heard behind the scenes is that it just turns out he's really fucking bored in prison.
45:37
[SPEAKER_06]: He's going to be either the rest of his life.
45:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he should have gone in with a bunch of tattoos over all of his body of the prison he's going to.
45:44
[SPEAKER_03]: So he could escape over the next.
45:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like prison break.
45:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
45:47
[SPEAKER_03]: D.B.
45:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Cooper wasn't prison break.
45:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, six weeks.
45:51
[SPEAKER_06]: And he's at you six weeks in your outbro.
45:52
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, that's all you had to do, but she's not doing that bad, not at all.
45:56
[SPEAKER_06]: And plus, they put you under now.
45:58
[SPEAKER_06]: All these, all these people were getting back tattoos and full chest hats and everything.
46:02
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
46:03
[SPEAKER_06]: They put you under anesthesia and pussy's.
46:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
46:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like if you get a tattoo under anesthesia, they should write that on the tattoo.
46:12
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there should be an asterisk.
46:13
[SPEAKER_05]: Or there should be a universal symbol for it.
46:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like a kitten.
46:18
[SPEAKER_03]: So everybody knows you're a child and a pussy.
46:20
[SPEAKER_06]: I can tell you who it was.
46:22
[SPEAKER_06]: Type in Jordan Davis.
46:25
[SPEAKER_06]: He is the dude from Georgia who killed those people and he plays for type in Jordan Davis tattoo.
46:33
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, if you get a tattoo on or any sort of pink color or anesthesia, you should be restricted to only using comic sands for any text that you have on there.
46:42
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was, it was a challenge to set when you pee.
46:45
[SPEAKER_05]: I think.
46:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I only find it.
46:49
[SPEAKER_06]: Photofi ego.
46:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Full back.
46:54
[SPEAKER_06]: Tattoo.
46:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Going under.
46:59
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because they describe the procedure.
47:01
[SPEAKER_06]: So you get, I mean, you're outs.
47:02
[SPEAKER_06]: Like you get anesthesia, everything.
47:07
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you'll have to find it for me.
47:09
[SPEAKER_06]: Now the tattoo looked up at the end when it was finished.
47:11
[SPEAKER_06]: That's not it.
47:12
[SPEAKER_06]: I might have the wrong player, by the way, sorry, Jordan Davis.
47:15
[SPEAKER_06]: There are whole fucking defenses in the University of Georgia for Christ's six.
47:19
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, with the kind of money that that guy's got, I'm sure the tattoo looked great, but it doesn't change the fact that getting anesthesia for a tattoo was a bitch move.
47:26
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
47:27
[SPEAKER_05]: I was in the room with a buddy of mine, the same guy, the guy Josh that I used to know.
47:32
[SPEAKER_05]: One time he got his tongue split down the middle without any anesthesia, and then on another trip he did one of those, what they call it, the suspensions, where they put the big hooks through the meat on your chest.
47:42
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
47:54
[SPEAKER_06]: got it wrong here.
47:55
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, so type in Jalen Carter tattoo and it goes through the whole process.
48:04
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a thing on Instagram about it if you want to show it dude.
48:07
[SPEAKER_06]: It's fucking intricate as shit, but yeah, they put them under for this.
48:12
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
48:13
[SPEAKER_06]: So look at the fucking craziness of the shit.
48:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm probably mute that song.
48:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I think we're
48:25
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, so here's the process of it So if you were trying to do this how many sittings with this take you?
48:35
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me see the first thing I mean, yeah, this would take a lot of how take more sessions for you guys.
48:42
[SPEAKER_06]: It's front and back.
48:43
[SPEAKER_05]: It's almost as entire upper body.
48:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would say probably Let me see the detail.
48:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a picture of him with the tattoo?
48:55
[SPEAKER_03]: That's on it.
48:56
[SPEAKER_03]: He's fatta is way fatta than that.
48:58
[SPEAKER_03]: The end of that video will show you by the way, there you go.
49:01
[SPEAKER_03]: This is it.
49:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I would say that's probably, I don't know how long he spent the chair.
49:07
[SPEAKER_03]: If you did it normally, it'd probably be three or four, eight hours or five or six, six hours to get something like that done.
49:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I think because there's a lot of, I mean, there's dense shading in there and that should take a while.
49:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that sounds about right.
49:20
[SPEAKER_03]: And you have to like, you would start by doing
49:23
[SPEAKER_03]: If you did it all at once, and this wasn't assembled, usually people get tattoos over time.
49:27
[SPEAKER_03]: And they put them together.
49:28
[SPEAKER_03]: But if this was done all at one time, you have to do the light sketch outline of everything, the words at the top, the logo, the cards, the fucking dollar scroll, the cross, all that stuff would be outlined first, and you would go back in to start shading and then it would take a while.
49:45
[SPEAKER_06]: I did a pretty intricate shoulder cap, and that took eight hours.
49:51
[SPEAKER_06]: um... homeboy even took a fucking lunch break he was just like i'm going on much i was like uh... okay so what do i do is being just fucking chill out or sleep or whatever and i was like okay it was worth it it was worth it was one of those dudes that you know it was referred to as five uh... other pod castred i was like well fuck all right cool uh... but it was worth it in the end because look it's gonna fucking live on you forever but uh... but with this
50:21
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess if they put you under and you could knock it all out at once, I mean, that would be just my guess of looking at that, four sessions probably, just for the back.
50:31
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even know what the fuck you got on the front.
50:34
[SPEAKER_03]: The same.
50:35
[SPEAKER_03]: It would be the same amount.
50:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if you got a full tat on the front side, it would be the same.
50:41
[SPEAKER_06]: So what do you do go and go and for two different sessions then and get anesthesia?
50:47
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you go in 15 times over the course of three years.
50:51
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you and I know that, but he, he, I think just did it once for his back and I think once for the front.
50:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I guess if you want to get it all out of the way at one time, that's one thing, but why would you be under an anesthesia?
51:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Just watch fucking binge watch, breaking bad or something you fucking, I'll see what you're doing.
51:06
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I think, with something like this, and I mean, pop this up on screen.
51:09
[SPEAKER_06]: This is pretty fucking intricate.
51:11
[SPEAKER_06]: I would imagine, it's got to be more than one person working on this, right?
51:16
[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
51:17
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I would think it's one tattoo artist all the way through.
51:19
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
51:20
[SPEAKER_05]: Because you want consistent line work and shading and everything like that.
51:23
[SPEAKER_06]: But with the imaging and all this other shit now,
51:27
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got a bunch.
51:28
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, um, with the imaging and shit they do now like do they'll print it out put it on your your body and then they'll put it on like a 60 inch TV So you can see it and what it's gonna look like and all the shit.
51:39
[SPEAKER_06]: You're like, oh, well Jesus Christ and they can kind of AI it on you and then decide if all right That's if if you like this great someone to do this I got all my and done in my buddy's garage.
51:50
[SPEAKER_06]: I was gonna say it's a different time.
51:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's a different time now You get to see the screen and
51:56
[SPEAKER_06]: what you look like in a tank top, they'll do fun things.
51:59
[SPEAKER_06]: Fun, um, dead series.
52:00
[SPEAKER_05]: That's fucking awesome.
52:01
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
52:01
[SPEAKER_05]: They were taking it that far.
52:02
[SPEAKER_06]: And I went to this dude's fucking house.
52:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Like I was, I didn't know him.
52:07
[SPEAKER_06]: He didn't know me.
52:08
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was just a referral thing of like, hey, do you trust this person?
52:11
[SPEAKER_06]: You're like, yeah.
52:12
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, because I'm in your house for eight hours.
52:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Trust them to do what if I'm getting a tattoo?
52:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to get anesthesia at some dudes' house.
52:19
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, this wasn't anesthesia.
52:20
[SPEAKER_03]: So, my wife, how you end up with jirbles up your fucking ass.
52:23
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, not mine, obviously.
52:24
[SPEAKER_06]: But, I mean, I would've welcomed it.
52:26
[SPEAKER_06]: It depends.
52:27
[SPEAKER_06]: If it's Richard Gears' jirble, like that'd be fun to share.
52:30
[SPEAKER_06]: That'd be a great story.
52:31
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's a part of Hollywood history.
52:32
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that would be better than DB Cooper of like, hey, did you know your dad put Richard Giershter or bull up his ass right after his move?
52:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I would rather just have the durable in a like in a glass case.
52:46
[SPEAKER_03]: A live or dead, right?
52:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doubt, durable is only live two years.
52:50
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, so you know how much time is my point.
52:52
[SPEAKER_06]: And plus after you're already stuffed up in other man's asshole, how much more can you take of that?
52:57
[SPEAKER_06]: But that's gonna add some years to your life.
52:58
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, cause you gotta freeze it first.
52:59
[SPEAKER_06]: You gotta put it in a balloon, you gotta wet it down, you gotta freeze it.
53:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that how that works?
53:05
[SPEAKER_06]: That's how it works.
53:05
[SPEAKER_06]: And then when it comes back to life and it's scratching its way out, that's the fetish, is that it's inside your asshole coming out.
53:13
[SPEAKER_06]: And by the way,
53:14
[SPEAKER_06]: If you're wondering how I knew this, I did a deep dive on the Richard gear thing and I was like, okay, now nobody's ever confirmed that it's it's it's real or a true story.
53:24
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even know how it got started to be honest with you, but when you're doing a deep dive on the jurables and stuff, because it's got to get in cleanly somehow, right?
53:33
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't just stuff a fucking
53:35
[SPEAKER_06]: animal and somebody's asshole.
53:36
[SPEAKER_06]: It's got to be looped up and everything else in some of it.
53:38
[SPEAKER_05]: I just kind of imagine that he put something like a toilet paper tube in his bundle and then let the dribble crawl in through it.
53:43
[SPEAKER_06]: No, so they freeze it in a balloon usually and uh but not for very long.
53:48
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, is this something that like people have actually done?
53:51
[SPEAKER_05]: Blue.
53:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Type it in, dude.
53:53
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that your computer?
53:54
[SPEAKER_05]: See if we can find a video.
53:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
53:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, first, uh, Well, education and then your Anthony Richardson was a sedated under anesthesia for seven hours.
54:02
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
54:03
[SPEAKER_06]: He's the quarterback for the cults.
54:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
54:05
[SPEAKER_04]: It took four different tattoo artists working on him during the same.
54:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, what?
54:08
[SPEAKER_06]: I told you.
54:09
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, we should.
54:10
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't do that.
54:11
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't knock that out on a day.
54:12
[SPEAKER_06]: One guy.
54:13
[SPEAKER_06]: That's just too much work.
54:14
[SPEAKER_06]: That's too much fucking work.
54:16
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think people bitched about him the same way, where it's just like, hey, bro, you want to enter anesthesia?
54:21
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, this is fucking bullshit.
54:24
[SPEAKER_06]: But type in the durable in the asshole with the balloon.
54:26
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I think you've got to let it not die, but kind of freeze and like stop the heartbeat.
54:33
[SPEAKER_06]: So it'll come back to life inside your asshole and kind of scratch its way out.
54:37
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think that's called brumept.
54:39
[SPEAKER_05]: When you get cold, it's like hibernating.
54:41
[SPEAKER_05]: What a bear it does.
54:43
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that real?
54:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Bromate?
54:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Bromate.
54:47
[SPEAKER_05]: Bromate.
54:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
54:48
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it's called.
54:51
[SPEAKER_06]: So look, put that up on.
54:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Bromate is an actual product.
54:53
[SPEAKER_03]: We've had the CEO of the company on the floor.
54:55
[SPEAKER_03]: He makes these double wall containers.
54:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
54:57
[SPEAKER_06]: He's not going to be ants about this, man.
54:59
[SPEAKER_03]: You are you.
55:01
[SPEAKER_03]: He says it though.
55:03
[SPEAKER_05]: That might be spelled the same way, I don't know what to do.
55:05
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, put this on the screen right now.
55:06
[SPEAKER_03]: He's wildly rich now, so he probably doesn't care, but I don't think he would have named it that.
55:10
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you know?
55:10
[SPEAKER_06]: Has anybody ever stuffed a durable up his ass?
55:14
[SPEAKER_06]: That's for the audio listeners.
55:15
[SPEAKER_06]: That is on screen right now with this beautiful little durable there.
55:19
[SPEAKER_06]: Is we get an answer onto this?
55:21
[SPEAKER_06]: Is there a Q&A session?
55:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it says, uh, what about YouTube?
55:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Dear readers.
55:27
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm off this week to tide all of your hot and or kinky and or sore asses over here.
55:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's a call on her.
55:33
[SPEAKER_04]: 15 years ago, uh, some sore asses.
55:36
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
55:38
[SPEAKER_06]: Jesus Christ of, um, this is, we, we, we are the side society we deserve for this point.
55:44
[SPEAKER_06]: Like we really are.
55:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Are we shocked by any of this?
55:47
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they're having an office debate about jurbling.
55:49
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how.
55:50
[SPEAKER_06]: Jurbling, yeah.
55:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course.
55:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
55:53
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, go to YouTube, see if there's an educational cartoon video of this, that kind of tells you, hey, here's how it's possible, here's how to do it.
56:01
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure there's probably an instructional video, there's got to be, right?
56:03
[SPEAKER_06]: This has got to be.
56:08
[SPEAKER_01]: And she was like, guess what I thought of this patient's asshole the other day, I'm like, what were you talking about?
56:15
[SPEAKER_01]: That's lunch-conversing.
56:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
56:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
56:19
[SPEAKER_01]: He has a journal in his ass.
56:21
[SPEAKER_01]: So you want to know how he got it up there?
56:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I guess.
56:23
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:24
[SPEAKER_03]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
56:26
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:27
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:28
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:30
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:32
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:34
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:35
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:37
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:40
[SPEAKER_01]: He's starting out to tell you that.
56:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
56:41
[SPEAKER_01]: and he doesn't, he doesn't multiple times, but this time he couldn't get the hamster out, so he had to go to the ER, just a casual conversation after a show on the Thursday night.
56:50
[SPEAKER_06]: Whoa, dude, that is Narlie.
56:54
[SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't trust that.
56:56
[SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't trust that at all.
56:58
[SPEAKER_06]: Type in the balloon in the asshole.
57:02
[SPEAKER_06]: and the freezer.
57:03
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the one that I mean, it makes sense with that dude set, right?
57:07
[SPEAKER_06]: Because yes, the durable would take off.
57:10
[SPEAKER_06]: But also, when you're asshole heat up, when you should be afraid that the metal from the fucking thing would heat your asshole to.
57:19
[SPEAKER_05]: Apparently, he doesn't worry all that much about what happens to his asshole, considering what he's doing in the first place.
57:25
[SPEAKER_05]: Who's that?
57:27
[SPEAKER_05]: The guy who's stuffing a durable in his ass.
57:29
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you want to be good at your job, you know?
57:33
[SPEAKER_06]: A man, it's only, what is it?
57:35
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go to the work.
57:36
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go to the dribbly stuff stuff as ass.
57:39
[SPEAKER_05]: At least that's the way my grandpa used to say it.
57:41
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, I know.
57:42
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, Pete, that's how he died.
57:44
[SPEAKER_06]: That's how easy.
57:45
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't have to go to Richard gear.
57:46
[SPEAKER_06]: I just want to know about the balloon.
57:48
[SPEAKER_06]: I got to know the balloon.
57:50
[SPEAKER_06]: Or was it, did somebody do a fact check on it, too?
57:54
[SPEAKER_06]: It looks like there was a fact check.
57:56
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't find something specifically out about the balloon.
58:01
[SPEAKER_06]: South Park did an episode.
58:02
[SPEAKER_06]: Everybody's done a fucking thing on the floor.
58:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Over the years, obviously, but either way, Richard Gears Jerbowl,
58:12
[SPEAKER_06]: would be more entertaining than DB Cooper, I think at this point.
58:16
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't understand how anybody would get this idea in the first place because if they never heard the story of the old woman who swallowed a fly, now that a swallow a spider, then she had to swallow a cat or some shit, she had to keep putting bigger and bigger animals inside of herself to get the other ones.
58:30
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I don't think that's how it works.
58:33
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't either.
58:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's a lesson about proportion and causality.
58:39
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
58:40
[SPEAKER_03]: She didn't put a leopard up her ass and I'll think Right, be sure.
58:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not positive, but it doesn't say it hurt the story in school.
58:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I Think it leopard makes sense to that's the last thing left and you got to get out the other animals Lepards like people I mean, they were like they're pretty people friendly and big as as far as big cats go.
58:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
59:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I heard Cheetahs are I didn't know that about Lepards
59:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, maybe this cheetah's a big enough.
59:07
[SPEAKER_06]: They just did a race.
59:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I do one of those YouTubers just did a race against the fact.
59:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
59:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Lepards are assholes.
59:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Cheetahs are the ones that are friendly.
59:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
59:17
[SPEAKER_04]: But nothing on that durable look.
59:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
59:21
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I'm, uh, that's above my pay grid there.
59:25
[SPEAKER_05]: Nothing with the fucking balloon.
59:26
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll need to get the FBI on the case.
59:28
[SPEAKER_05]: They're doing that kind of shit.
59:29
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I know.
59:30
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
59:31
[SPEAKER_06]: And I just, by the way, I just saw Richard gear on entertainment tonight, the other night.
59:36
[SPEAKER_06]: His son is doing a movie or TV series with Cindy Crawford's daughter.
59:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I think we talked about that in our part.
59:44
[SPEAKER_06]: We are for a little bit, but when I finally saw the trailers, called The Shards.
59:50
[SPEAKER_06]: the D, by the way, not shirts, but it's Brett Easton Ellis and, and yeah, man, I mean, what I guess DNA wise nothing happens if they were to fuck, right?
1:00:05
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean?
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_06]: Richard, I mean, it's ex-wife and ex-husband.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_06]: But they're not biological kids.
1:00:11
[SPEAKER_05]: Would he create a copy of himself if he fucks any Crawford's daughter?
1:00:15
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think he's asking about making a retard.
1:00:18
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm asking about.
1:00:20
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you seen Cindy Crawford's daughter?
1:00:22
[SPEAKER_06]: She looks identical.
1:00:23
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we were looking at her, you guys.
1:00:24
[SPEAKER_06]: So like, would you tard up over that?
1:00:27
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't know what the thing is.
1:00:29
[SPEAKER_06]: Cause you didn't, there are two separate kids from two separate dads.
1:00:35
[SPEAKER_06]: And the parents were, I guess, just married, so maybe I don't think you would tart up necessarily.
1:00:40
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think you'd be safe.
1:00:41
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, for Cindy Crawford's daughter, I'd risk a re-tard baby.
1:00:45
[SPEAKER_05]: How old is she?
1:00:46
[SPEAKER_05]: You might want to look for her.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
1:00:48
[SPEAKER_05]: Stand by, I might take that statement back.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_06]: We're on YouTube today, not Patreon, and I can't just get busted out, hold us here.
1:00:57
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you're last name is Gerber, about the 24.
1:00:59
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, you're good.
1:01:00
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, for semi-croffered starter, right?
1:01:01
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, nine stands.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_06]: And then how old is Richard Gears' kid?
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Homer.
1:01:07
[SPEAKER_06]: He's in this fucking show, too.
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_06]: Obviously he's a big 26.
1:01:12
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so yeah, dude.
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I don't think if you've never had kids and you were just married, I think it's fine, but it's fucking weird, right?
1:01:22
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the two of them together.
1:01:23
[SPEAKER_06]: Every time I see him, too, Richard dear, all I think is the fucking dribble.
1:01:26
[SPEAKER_06]: That story is never left my mind over the years.
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Whoever came up with that story ruined his legacy.
1:01:33
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, did he have one?
1:01:35
[SPEAKER_06]: Were you a big gear fan?
1:01:37
[SPEAKER_06]: Were you gear head?
1:01:39
[SPEAKER_06]: You will call it in the band of piss.
1:01:41
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm kidding, nobody's ever called it.
1:01:42
[SPEAKER_06]: Gear heads.
1:01:43
[SPEAKER_06]: I like Officer in the gentleman.
1:01:46
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the one movie I can name.
1:01:47
[SPEAKER_03]: The jackal was pretty cool.
1:01:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Officer in the gentleman's gaze fucked.
1:01:50
[SPEAKER_03]: The jackal was good.
1:01:53
[SPEAKER_03]: was it fear, not fear, what's the one primal fear?
1:01:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, I was Edward Norton.
1:01:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, it was a good one, but he's not, he's been in a bunch of good movies.
1:02:02
[SPEAKER_06]: He's been in good movies, but that has he been the thing that brought you to the movie.
1:02:07
[SPEAKER_06]: I have never really cared for him.
1:02:09
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never been killed, Jack was a sweet movie, but not specifically because of him.
1:02:14
[SPEAKER_05]: That could have been any other accurate thing.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, a woman would say either runaway bride or pretty woman, obviously.
1:02:19
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, shit, I forgot about that.
1:02:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not a woman, so I don't really care.
1:02:23
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, pretty woman.
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_06]: I would understand.
1:02:26
[SPEAKER_06]: I would.
1:02:27
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, who's that old man he keeps showing us, Luke?
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_06]: Was that supposed to be DB Cooper?
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that fucking old man?
1:02:33
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, oh, maybe it was I catch these glimpses out of the sign of my eyes.
1:02:37
[SPEAKER_06]: You're like this guys.
1:02:38
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, who's that fun.
1:02:39
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, this guy.
1:02:40
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, see, is he saying he's DB Cooper packed pair of shoots.
1:02:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, So yeah, I think the people might think that he was DB Cooper.
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_06]: This looks like the guy from prison break.
1:02:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly like a wow.
1:02:53
[SPEAKER_06]: That's fucking hilarious, dude.
1:02:56
[SPEAKER_06]: This looks like the actor.
1:02:58
[SPEAKER_06]: They cast some prison break to play DB Cooper.
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_06]: And Washington State, yeah, all of this goes back to Washington.
1:03:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Again, I don't, the fascination with it is like it's, it was cool as a child, but it doesn't get older.
1:03:11
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't really identify with it, puts Yemen to get it up on this.
1:03:16
[SPEAKER_03]: The guy who was DB Cooper in prison break is Muse Watson, he's a very famous actor.
1:03:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Pope of Pic, there he is right there.
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_03]: He was in a lot of stuff.
1:03:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's great.
1:03:28
[SPEAKER_03]: He's the weirdo for Fisherman.
1:03:30
[SPEAKER_03]: And I know what you did last summer.
1:03:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, he's in a lot of 90s movies, um, a lot of a lot of old people TV, too.
1:03:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's dead now.
1:03:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's got a cat right there.
1:03:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I know he's so alive.
1:03:42
[SPEAKER_06]: He's got a cat in his arms.
1:03:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he's a divu cover.
1:03:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, maybe he is.
1:03:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, what's his nuts?
1:03:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Audie Murphy played himself in a movie.
1:03:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
1:03:52
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know.
1:03:56
[SPEAKER_06]: uh... but yeah this that i could go into the great depths of this i'm looking at the fucking background here of like oh hey this is why we wanted to add db Cooper to the show and everything people love it all right yeah i look i think you died in the fucking plane or uh... in the woods that's it if he didn't die in the woods that Richard guy uh... wasn't it Richard McCoy junior dead is dick McCoy junior the most likely candidate in my opinion
1:04:24
[SPEAKER_06]: So, but it isn't that the guy that they're saying is from North Carolina?
1:04:28
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
1:04:29
[SPEAKER_05]: So, I mean, maybe we do talk to those people.
1:04:31
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
1:04:34
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe I'll reach back and be like, hey, dude, what's the real story I need to, you know?
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_06]: I need something more than a parachute you found in your garage.
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'd be curious to hear some more information from them.
1:04:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe you even see the parachute.
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_06]: Could you?
1:04:49
[SPEAKER_06]: What the?
1:04:52
[SPEAKER_06]: You guys have relatives who have passed and you get weird shit and you're like, oh my god, this is gonna be worth a good $1 billion or something like that?
1:05:00
[SPEAKER_06]: Never, man.
1:05:00
[SPEAKER_06]: I really hope that happens one day.
1:05:03
[SPEAKER_06]: So I thought it happened to me.
1:05:06
[SPEAKER_06]: And my grandfather passed away, and it was a year after my grandmother, it was like in 2005.
1:05:12
[SPEAKER_06]: There was an old wooden bat in the garage.
1:05:16
[SPEAKER_06]: It appeared to have Babe Ruth's signature on it, I was like, oh my God.
1:05:20
[SPEAKER_06]: And Babe Ruth was legendary for having this huge bat.
1:05:24
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you remember the width and the length of it?
1:05:26
[SPEAKER_06]: It was enormous.
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_06]: of Baber's bat, Dan, do you remember it?
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you stopped your mind.
1:05:32
[SPEAKER_03]: It was 34 and our 35 inch 40 ounce, I believe.
1:05:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is huge.
1:05:38
[SPEAKER_06]: Huge.
1:05:39
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, most major league baseball players top out of the 34 or 35 ounce.
1:05:43
[SPEAKER_06]: Like 40 is nuts, right?
1:05:45
[SPEAKER_06]: And so yeah, it was 35-40.
1:05:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, there it is.
1:05:48
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you put that bad on screen.
1:05:49
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what it's exactly what it looks like.
1:05:52
[SPEAKER_03]: This dude is pretty, he's a good YouTuber if you like baseballs.
1:05:56
[SPEAKER_06]: I've followed him dude.
1:05:57
[SPEAKER_06]: It's baseball bros.
1:05:58
[SPEAKER_06]: I follow those guys.
1:05:59
[SPEAKER_06]: I love him.
1:05:59
[SPEAKER_06]: There's something so satisfying about just watching people hit and fucking dingers all day.
1:06:04
[SPEAKER_06]: And all it does is test out bats and then just fucking crank balls.
1:06:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I thought that bat right there that you have.
1:06:11
[SPEAKER_06]: I was similar to that.
1:06:13
[SPEAKER_06]: And they were like, man, I think this might be Babe Ruth's fucking baseball bat or whatever.
1:06:19
[SPEAKER_06]: My grandfather had a pretty high up position.
1:06:23
[SPEAKER_06]: This company, and I was like, It was pictures of him that were upstairs, like some famous people in shit, and I was like, I don't know, maybe this is possible,
1:06:34
[SPEAKER_06]: It was like, Pond starts.
1:06:35
[SPEAKER_06]: He was like, no, this isn't real.
1:06:38
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like, they used to make these back in the day to replicate the bats.
1:06:41
[SPEAKER_06]: It goes, it's an old bat.
1:06:42
[SPEAKER_06]: It's, it goes, it's, you could buy this and like the 50s or 60s, but it goes, it's just a fucking babe-ruse actual bat.
1:06:49
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I just got shamed for it, you know?
1:06:51
[SPEAKER_05]: So you couldn't even get any money out of it because it came from the 50s?
1:06:53
[SPEAKER_05]: It goes, no, no, no, no, it's bullshit.
1:06:56
[SPEAKER_05]: 20 bucks.
1:07:00
[SPEAKER_06]: But it was heavy as shit, so like,
1:07:02
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, and I played, so I was like, I played baseball.
1:07:05
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, all right, well, maybe this is plausible.
1:07:07
[SPEAKER_05]: No, not at all.
1:07:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Not at all.
1:07:09
[SPEAKER_06]: Another one was an autograph picture by Joe Dimashio.
1:07:14
[SPEAKER_06]: That was another one that I found and turned out it was one of those reprints where they print on the autograph on a picture.
1:07:23
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, why didn't why didn't they even do that?
1:07:24
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that just specifically to rip people off because why would you want a fake autograph on anything because you can just hang it on your wall?
1:07:30
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't fucking get it.
1:07:32
[SPEAKER_06]: So, you had to not really either.
1:07:35
[SPEAKER_06]: And I took that fucking thing in.
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_06]: So, I got nothing.
1:07:38
[SPEAKER_06]: I got nothing out of that.
1:07:40
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, I do have a real baseball autographed by Mickey Menel.
1:07:44
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you, is that here in the studio?
1:07:45
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not in the studio, it's in my house.
1:07:48
[SPEAKER_06]: And that was through my dad had given that to me.
1:07:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Because Mickey Manel lived for shit.
1:07:55
[SPEAKER_06]: When he died, it was a liver thing.
1:07:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Was it the 80's he died?
1:07:59
[SPEAKER_06]: I heard it was a, it could have been.
1:08:02
[SPEAKER_06]: He fucked everybody.
1:08:03
[SPEAKER_06]: But he was a booser.
1:08:05
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think he got to get a liver transplants just to live.
1:08:09
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think he could just keep drinking after that or something crazy or whatever, right?
1:08:13
[SPEAKER_06]: But he looked for a while and he was doing a bunch of autograph shows and I don't know how much the ball would be worth today.
1:08:17
[SPEAKER_06]: The problem is, though, over time, the ship fades.
1:08:20
[SPEAKER_06]: And so if you don't have the proper casings for it, there it is.
1:08:24
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, the proper casings for it, the autographs just fades, so I don't really know what to do.
1:08:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you not have yours in a shadow box or anything?
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_06]: It's one of those cases, it's like a plastic.
1:08:34
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see if it's one around the studio.
1:08:35
[SPEAKER_05]: Like I got one, the Jared.
1:08:37
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we've got.
1:08:37
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we've got one over there.
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_06]: You see that right behind Dan's desk?
1:08:40
[SPEAKER_06]: It's got the, behind the next the two dogs.
1:08:42
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know who's signed that baseball.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm brought it in.
1:08:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's, that's the case over your back-lifed shoulder.
1:08:51
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's like that.
1:08:52
[SPEAKER_06]: But apparently if it gets air in there and other shit, there's like a bunch of factors.
1:08:57
[SPEAKER_06]: and a son exposure to will bleach it.
1:08:59
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and there was an autograph thing I got my kid.
1:09:04
[SPEAKER_03]: This is Albert Pools from the, which it's one of the home run derbies, 2009 home run derby.
1:09:12
[SPEAKER_06]: That's cool.
1:09:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit, dude.
1:09:14
[SPEAKER_06]: How's the autograph look?
1:09:16
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a little faded.
1:09:17
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so Mickey Manel's is definitely fucking faded.
1:09:21
[SPEAKER_06]: But there is some type of ceiling or whatever.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_06]: 11 days I got him this he doesn't listen to the goddamn show so I don't let him listen to any of the shit But I Took a he loves the sandlot and so We got him a sign jersey from the cast members of the sandlot and no, I don't know one of those guys right And nothing crazy, but taking it in they now take it super serious or they were like do you want a UV ray protector on this I was like for the sun and I go now It's not going anywhere near the sun like why would I want that and they were like
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_06]: Sir, I don't know if you know what you have here, and I was like, no, no, no, I definitely know what I have.
1:10:01
[SPEAKER_06]: It's just an autographed jersey from the kids from the Sam Hot.
1:10:04
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think it's some point at any time.
1:10:07
[SPEAKER_06]: That's going to be worth a good Gillian dollar.
1:10:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay?
1:10:09
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not, this isn't Babe Ruth.
1:10:12
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, that'll bring me the last part of this here is you have been opening like breaking card cases and shit with kids, right?
1:10:21
[SPEAKER_06]: For Pikachu's and all that other stuff.
1:10:24
[SPEAKER_06]: So did you see the press release that the Dallas maps put out to them for Cooper Flag?
1:10:30
[SPEAKER_06]: So, they're doing these one-of-one things, and I like this.
1:10:33
[SPEAKER_06]: Like it reminds me of the shit that we used to do as kids, where it was like, very awesome.
1:10:37
[SPEAKER_06]: Like the first one that we ever tried to get, it was worth a lot of money, was King Griffey Jr.'s rookie card.
1:10:43
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, oh, fuck is a kid?
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_06]: We were like, god damn, if we could find that, we'd be rich.
1:10:47
[SPEAKER_06]: It was worth like a hundred bucks at the time.
1:10:49
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what it's worth now.
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_06]: But now they're doing these like limited edition, one of one signings, all this other shit.
1:10:56
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, pop that up on screen there.
1:10:59
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, here's the interesting part about it.
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_06]: Is if you break this card, it's worth, I have, fuck man.
1:11:08
[SPEAKER_06]: I would guess in the two to three million range.
1:11:11
[SPEAKER_06]: But the Mavericks have said, if you find this, here's what we'll give you.
1:11:15
[SPEAKER_06]: Read that off the screen there, Luke.
1:11:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Wanted the one of one, the Cooper Flag Rookie Day View Patch Autograph Card is officially out there.
1:11:24
[SPEAKER_04]: If you have it, we want it.
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Climbing the bounty.
1:11:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Good luck.
1:11:29
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the bounty?
1:11:31
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what you get right there.
1:11:32
[SPEAKER_06]: Read it, read it, read it on the side.
1:11:35
[SPEAKER_06]: Not on the side of that.
1:11:36
[SPEAKER_06]: Directly down underneath it.
1:11:39
[SPEAKER_04]: the proposed offer should be bringing back.
1:11:41
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you tell us?
1:11:42
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's right underneath the word bounty.
1:11:43
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
1:11:45
[SPEAKER_06]: So the bouncy proposed trade.
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I got you.
1:11:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
1:11:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, two Maverick season premium lower level tickets for 32 years.
1:11:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Why 30 seers?
1:11:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that as number?
1:11:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you two years?
1:11:57
[SPEAKER_04]: A Cooper signed game worn rookie jersey, a post game photo with Cooper, private photo shoot with the NBA rookie of the year trophy in Larry O'Brien Championship trophy.
1:12:10
[SPEAKER_04]: VIP tour of the Mavericks practice facility with a team meet and greet, private basketball experience for up to 10 guests at American Airlines Center.
1:12:21
[SPEAKER_04]: That's like a sweet.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:12:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Road trip experience to see the Mavericks versus Boston Celtics, including round trip airfare, hotel combinations and game tickets.
1:12:31
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, that's a lot of shit.
1:12:33
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I've ever seen somebody offer that.
1:12:35
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, they was, I think it was Paul schemes, uh, for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
1:12:40
[SPEAKER_06]: They offered season tickets for life, right behind home plates.
1:12:43
[SPEAKER_06]: You got four season tickets for life if you gave up this one of one card.
1:12:48
[SPEAKER_06]: The mavericks have up the bounty here, but I would still rather have the $3 million.
1:12:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, rather than meet Cooper Flag?
1:12:55
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't give a fuck about meeting some guy.
1:12:56
[SPEAKER_06]: Meaning either.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Or 32 years of season tickets and Dallas.
1:13:00
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, unless you live in Dallas, let's say you get traded too.
1:13:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, no, I guess that was stupid.
1:13:07
[SPEAKER_06]: The 32 years is to be the 32 years.
1:13:09
[SPEAKER_06]: I was dumb, Ross.
1:13:10
[SPEAKER_06]: Butts.
1:13:12
[SPEAKER_06]: 32 years, if you don't live anywhere near Dallas, that wouldn't do it for you.
1:13:16
[SPEAKER_06]: Like the guy who pulled the Pittsburgh one was just like, hey bro, I don't live anywhere near Pittsburgh.
1:13:20
[SPEAKER_06]: So why the fuck, what do I give it shit about season tickets for the rest of my life?
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_05]: Are those transferable?
1:13:25
[SPEAKER_05]: Like do you sell those really?
1:13:27
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
1:13:27
[SPEAKER_05]: So they're essentially worse, yeah, you couldn't sell them.
1:13:34
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, maybe you could, but like, somebody did run the numbers on those.
1:13:38
[SPEAKER_06]: Of how much it would get up to, and it was not in crazy.
1:13:41
[SPEAKER_06]: It was like 300 grand or something.
1:13:43
[SPEAKER_06]: Versus like the three or four million dollars you'd get for the card.
1:13:47
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, so where do we buy this fucking thing, by the way?
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I would like to do this live on here.
1:13:53
[SPEAKER_06]: Just to open it up and see what happens.
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, just like a pack?
1:13:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:13:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.
1:13:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Probably target or something when we look it up.
1:14:01
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think so, man.
1:14:02
[SPEAKER_06]: You look, you've been doing this.
1:14:03
[SPEAKER_06]: How much do they charge you for that shit?
1:14:05
[SPEAKER_03]: For the specialty packs, usually they run anywhere from 50 to 250 bucks.
1:14:11
[SPEAKER_06]: God damn, for one pack.
1:14:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I mean, you're pretty much guaranteed a couple of, it depends on the, whether it's sports or something else, but legendary or gold or unique or rated or whatever the fuck it is.
1:14:25
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
1:14:27
[SPEAKER_06]: So how much is one of these packs here?
1:14:29
[SPEAKER_06]: Because that would be fun to get a couple of these things in open and live on air.
1:14:35
[SPEAKER_05]: Who is it that's making the pack?
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it tops or not tops?
1:14:39
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not sure.
1:14:40
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, who's the sound there?
1:14:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it tops?
1:14:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Read it out there, Blue, could we got?
1:14:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I mean, this is so far out of my, what I'm used to, a debut patch, a holograph card.
1:14:58
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't, damn it, damn you, dude.
1:15:01
[SPEAKER_06]: Who is in the column on the side there for, uh, for the Instagram, what Instagram account is it?
1:15:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's, uh, just the Dallas maps.
1:15:09
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so the top's chrome, top's chrome.
1:15:13
[SPEAKER_06]: So, uh, so look at top's chrome, see how much those packs are going for.
1:15:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so tops official website 200 bucks for one pack the 2005-2006 top chrome update series basketball set is $200.
1:15:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
1:15:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Although there's a smaller set that ran it a hundred, but like I said, it's it's 50 to 250 bucks I don't know if they they probably haven't released The 2627 ones yet that would probably happen in September sometime.
1:15:45
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, so you're getting you're getting close to it
1:15:48
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, all right 200 bucks for one pack.
1:15:50
[SPEAKER_06]: How many cards usually get a pack?
1:15:53
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, as a kid, I feel like it was like 15.
1:15:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, it's 200 cards.
1:15:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, shit.
1:15:58
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
1:15:59
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's that's a decent shot, I think.
1:16:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, yeah.
1:16:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
1:16:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck.
1:16:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Bluek you're on the wrong thing there.
1:16:09
[SPEAKER_06]: You're on baseball, friend.
1:16:11
[SPEAKER_06]: You're on, but you're not totally
1:16:15
[SPEAKER_06]: uh... but uh... yeah i remember when uh... the harombe one one ounce with bright harper i wanted that one obviously and didn't get it but uh... two hundred bucks for this one and then they just keep going up and up and up all right let's try to buy uh... a thing dude um... so pay bookmark that coupe and then we'll open it up live on air and see what happens there yeah i'd love just to call them abs and tell them to go fuck themselves
1:16:43
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a Hawks fan, and I don't give a fuck about you.
1:16:45
[SPEAKER_05]: I would make for a good episode.
1:16:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and I just feel like luck.
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_06]: There's too many Muslims around that stadium.
1:16:50
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't really feel comfortable, OK?
1:16:52
[SPEAKER_06]: So if you clear out, what if I, this trial is going on right now, I'm going to try out city council to try to, they're still trying to prove that epic city thing for the Muslims.
1:17:02
[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like luck.
1:17:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Take all that bullshit back these said.
1:17:06
[SPEAKER_06]: Just get rid of epic city and all those Muslims, and I will give you this card.
1:17:12
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe you say fair trade definitely if I mean it's a three million dollar offer Potentially what was the last big one it was it Otony I think the last big one was Otony.
1:17:24
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think so.
1:17:25
[SPEAKER_06]: See how much that sold for I think it was like 4.6.
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_06]: It was something crazy Something fucking insane dude for the Otony one of one 11 million no way
1:17:41
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit, god damn dude, 11 million dollars for a fucking card.
1:17:50
[SPEAKER_06]: Is he even on it?
1:17:54
[SPEAKER_06]: But the thing that's in the middle there doesn't look like he's on it.
1:17:56
[SPEAKER_06]: You can see in the corner.
1:17:59
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you can only see his head.
1:18:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are presumably game-worn patches from his hat or something or from the uniform, what it was at.
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Those at the MLB logo, and it looks like it's real.
1:18:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It could be from the back of his hat.
1:18:14
[SPEAKER_06]: Those fitted hats for MLB, that's the logo that's on the back of him.
1:18:19
[SPEAKER_06]: So maybe that's what it is.
1:18:20
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit, 11 million dollars are holy shit.
1:18:25
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you, thank you for that coupe, I appreciate it.
1:18:32
[SPEAKER_06]: So if Otani is going for that, 11 million Cooper flag, I'd say to minimum, you're probably looking at four.
1:18:42
[SPEAKER_06]: For real, everybody thinks he's gonna be the next dude.
1:18:46
[SPEAKER_06]: So,
1:18:48
[SPEAKER_06]: Alright, maybe we buy one of these things that just opened up live on here.
1:18:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Logan Paul does that shit too all the time.
1:18:53
[SPEAKER_06]: It'd be fun just to do it.
1:18:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody in the chat is saying his name is too long to read, but the hobby box is can go for 600 to 1000.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, that's the hobby box.
1:19:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, those are the bigger ones.
1:19:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are like.
1:19:05
[SPEAKER_03]: 100 cards, 200 cards.
1:19:07
[SPEAKER_03]: You can get a mega for in the middle of 50s, but if it's, if it's Pokemon cards, they don't just do them like that.
1:19:17
[SPEAKER_03]: They'll have the big box sets too, but the specialty packs are usually like 15 to 25 cards, and they'll have, they'll be anywhere from 50 to 250 bucks.
1:19:29
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I usually get because there's a good chance that he pulls good cards out of it.
1:19:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And we have a, um, like a chat GP teething that grades the card and tells me how much it's worth.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_03]: No shits.
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_03]: So we know which ones to send off to the actual greater.
1:19:45
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you just do?
1:19:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Scan it.
1:19:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:19:47
[SPEAKER_03]: You just take a picture of it.
1:19:48
[SPEAKER_03]: And it tells you what it's worth in different conditions.
1:19:51
[SPEAKER_03]: And if it's a high quality one, you put it in a protective sleeve and then send it off to get it graded.
1:19:56
[SPEAKER_03]: There's, there's sometimes, I don't depends on where you live.
1:19:58
[SPEAKER_03]: There's places where you can take it in person to get it graded as well.
1:20:01
[SPEAKER_06]: Alright, I say we do it on the show, I think they'll be fine now.
1:20:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck yeah, that'd be a blast to try to get just one of these things because I don't know I don't know who the next generational guy is I go Tony was one of them Cooper flag is one of them Potentially Scenes is one of them potentially, but people are saying he's having a shitty year That's why I would sell this shit immediately.
1:20:24
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't know what's gonna happen one of these fuckers gets injured or something like that Unload this like for real change your life for Christ sex
1:20:36
[SPEAKER_06]: Homeboy, got offered $2 million on the spot.
1:20:39
[SPEAKER_06]: He said, no, I think you can get more money and we got a million for it.
1:20:44
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, a million is still great.
1:20:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't tell me.
1:20:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
1:20:46
[SPEAKER_06]: But, that was good as $2 million.
1:20:48
[SPEAKER_06]: No, dude.
1:20:49
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
1:20:50
[SPEAKER_06]: So fucking hell, dude, that's nuts.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_06]: $11 million.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
1:20:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that one of those dudes who still plays the lottery, too?
1:21:00
[SPEAKER_06]: I've just been convinced my whole life and I was gonna win it.
1:21:03
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what the odds are.
1:21:05
[SPEAKER_06]: Probably not great, but the one in North Carolina I'll put it this way.
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_06]: I got tickets for this weekend One in North Carolina is up to fucking 758 million So It's where the shot dude.
1:21:16
[SPEAKER_06]: It's where the shot.
1:21:18
[SPEAKER_06]: All right now's the boy in the show weekend to the drink in bro of the week
1:21:22
[SPEAKER_06]: weird fun show.
1:21:23
[SPEAKER_06]: Jesus.
1:21:24
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit.
1:21:26
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit.
1:21:27
[SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit.
1:21:28
[SPEAKER_05]: That is getting loud and so good at it.
1:21:31
[SPEAKER_06]: That is been really close.
1:21:32
[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to have a hard time for the auto listeners knowing who's me and who's shown around.
1:21:37
[SPEAKER_06]: Flock Hunter shirts have been on fire.
1:21:39
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
1:21:39
[SPEAKER_06]: There is a lot of fucking people talking about these goddamn things.
1:21:44
[SPEAKER_06]: And the flat cameras and everything else, man.
1:21:47
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know if we were late to the party, early to the party, whatever it is.
1:21:51
[SPEAKER_06]: But I am seeing more and more articles pop up, maybe because we talk about it and then your computer and phone follows you.
1:21:57
[SPEAKER_06]: I've seen a lot more articles of people striking it down.
1:22:00
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think the Supreme Court, check me if I'm wrong on this, did something recently in regards to flat cameras.
1:22:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Potentially today, it was trending on Twitter this morning.
1:22:12
[SPEAKER_06]: But there was somebody that hit me up and was like, hey, dude, how did you
1:22:17
[SPEAKER_06]: get those fucking shirts and do it and everything else is like, look, they're print on demand so we can make them pretty quickly.
1:22:23
[SPEAKER_06]: The only problem is, because there's also some of the listeners in the app that we're like, hey, how do we get them faster and else like, that's the thing, like instead of ordering, you know, 200 at once.
1:22:33
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to say the shared doesn't do well.
1:22:34
[SPEAKER_06]: They're prone to man, so it'll take a little extra longer.
1:22:37
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, the Supreme Court just did some rolling on it, right?
1:22:41
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it says a major 63 Supreme Court ruling on digital dragments surveillance and cell phone location data has heavily impacted the legal arguments surrounding whether constant camera tracking violates the fourth amendment.
1:22:54
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's a step in the right direction, but it's not shutting them down yet.
1:22:56
[SPEAKER_06]: Was that today?
1:22:58
[SPEAKER_05]: That was the yesterday.
1:22:59
[SPEAKER_05]: OK.
1:23:00
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, that's why, all right, at least I'm not losing my mind here.
1:23:04
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah, because they are listening to us.
1:23:06
[SPEAKER_06]: uh... bro box has been on fire uh... you can get those barbeque sets still for another week and then the uh... yellowstone shirts have been great as well you can submit for drinking bro of the week uh... on drink a bro's dot com or on the app uh... and it gets emailed to us live on air uh... sometimes you guys hit us up and then we we reached out to you uh... i'm going to give it to the guy about to call actually uh... you look a lot back
1:23:33
[SPEAKER_06]: And sorry, and I can't fuck up this name.
1:23:35
[SPEAKER_06]: Good.
1:23:36
[SPEAKER_06]: Dustin will chire, and he's a bar owner down in Florida, saying, hey, dude, trying to get some hearty of seltzer inside the bar.
1:23:45
[SPEAKER_06]: Can you help us out?
1:23:46
[SPEAKER_06]: Order a bunch of cases, like, thank you.
1:23:49
[SPEAKER_06]: Look, all of this helps at the end of the day, and it's rad.
1:23:53
[SPEAKER_06]: Because you got to send out reps, sales reps everywhere.
1:23:56
[SPEAKER_06]: So usually kind of knock on doors and go bar to bar and restaurants, restaurant, all that other stuff
1:24:02
[SPEAKER_06]: If you guys own bars and restaurants and you want to submit to us to the more the marrier, we're ants about it.
1:24:08
[SPEAKER_06]: So thank you, Dustin, and I'll call you right up to the show is over.
1:24:12
[SPEAKER_06]: And we'll try to get you stored away with some cases up there, what she gave me is bar name in this, see where he's at.
1:24:19
[SPEAKER_06]: He says, I'm in Port Richie, Port Richie in Florida up there.
1:24:25
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that is relatively near Tampa, I think.
1:24:34
[SPEAKER_06]: because we were there a couple months ago, a few months back.
1:24:37
[SPEAKER_06]: Where's Port Richie on that map?
1:24:40
[SPEAKER_06]: South of Tampa, right in that area.
1:24:42
[SPEAKER_04]: A little north east of North West of Tampa.
1:24:45
[SPEAKER_04]: North West of Tampa?
1:24:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, cool, cool.
1:24:46
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, man, I wanted him and Hogan's hangout.
1:24:48
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, P, though.
1:24:49
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, and that makes me sad.
1:24:58
[SPEAKER_06]: We never got to saw him in there.
1:25:00
[SPEAKER_06]: So that sucks.
1:25:02
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, Dustin, I'll call you right after the show is over.
1:25:04
[SPEAKER_06]: And we'll try to get you stored away, man.
1:25:06
[SPEAKER_06]: But thank you for helping us out for real.
1:25:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Like none of this is ever a bother or any of the other shit, man.
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_06]: and and it's great.
1:25:14
[SPEAKER_06]: We want to fucking every square inch of earth so yeah more than happy to accommodate and help you out and thank you so much.
1:25:22
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1:25:31
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1:25:34
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1:25:38
[SPEAKER_06]: You did a test stream today for the app.
1:25:41
[SPEAKER_06]: How did that go?
1:25:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, we did our first test stream to the web version of the app, and it runs fine.
1:25:46
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, the connection, super steady, nice and fast, the quality is good.
1:25:52
[SPEAKER_05]: It's looking real good, so.
1:25:53
[SPEAKER_06]: With that be the same quality that would be on everybody's smart TV.
1:25:55
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, okay, great.
1:25:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Great, fuck yeah, dude.
1:25:58
[SPEAKER_06]: So we'll keep you up to date on that, but we're still uploading ton of shit.
1:26:05
[SPEAKER_06]: time frame for our by the end of the month or something.
1:26:08
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably about another three weeks.
1:26:11
[SPEAKER_05]: I think okay We're shooting for cool awesome awesome.
1:26:14
[SPEAKER_05]: The goal is as soon as possible.
1:26:15
[SPEAKER_06]: So now I'm looking forward to it Appreciate you guys sitting in for Dan that an Anthony Holloway.
1:26:21
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm Ross Patterson this is the drinking bro's podcast good night everyone