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FULL SHOW: Are We Gonna Be Naughty Or Nice To Drive... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Gentleman Being Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Kiwis love. Welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast on a Tuesday. It's been a really fun show today,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it? As we try and avoid Mariah Carey for
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  Speaker 1: another day, I feel that one of us is going
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  Speaker 1: to get it's going to happen this week.
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  Speaker 2: I've just been every time I scroll, I just scroll,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not even thinking about it's definitely going to
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  Speaker 2: get me on top.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to turn the sound off.
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  Speaker 2: I don't though, I just am like devil make care attitude.
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  Speaker 3: Do it now, death, scroll now, do it now? Three?
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  Speaker 3: Three TikTok and three videos.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe Christmas isn't in my algorithm? Okay, all right, Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's David Beckham. What's his name, Brooklyn Beckham?
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  Speaker 3: David Beckham.
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  Speaker 2: This is someone eating some kind of lollie.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that?
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  Speaker 2: That's a spark head?
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  Speaker 3: You do one more?
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  Speaker 2: One More's the weekends?
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  Speaker 3: There we go the weekend safe ago. That was dicey,
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  Speaker 3: but that's it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was thrilling, thrilling to listen to.
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  Speaker 3: We should do that on the show tomorrow. One of
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  Speaker 3: us one of us has to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's go for three scribs.
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  Speaker 1: The other day for five minutes on TikTok, and that
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  Speaker 1: was again no Christmas and algorithm a lot of Trump on.
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  Speaker 3: The day that because it was election, I was getting
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  Speaker 3: a lot of Trump.
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  Speaker 2: No one's saying all I went for Christmases.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, yes, that shaves valuable minutes off our life
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  Speaker 5: doing that, and speaking of people shaving things off, hopefully
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  Speaker 5: that ties into what you're about here.
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  Speaker 2: I my husband pitched something to me and like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't usually get involved with anything to do with his body,
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  Speaker 2: his choice, you know, so I was like, you do
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  Speaker 2: you boo all the time, but he pitched. So he
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  Speaker 2: has beautiful curly hair at the moment, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a buzz cut. He wants to
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  Speaker 2: shave it all off. So you've spent so much time
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  Speaker 2: growing your beautiful natural curly here, I reckon.
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  Speaker 4: It looked like a handsome football hooligan.
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  Speaker 2: Look, it's my issue, but I never I never say
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  Speaker 2: anything about what he's doing with this here or anything
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  Speaker 2: that would be a friendly.
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  Speaker 4: Football hooligan though, wouldn't be like one. And it's like
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  Speaker 4: some who one who broke into a shot, smashed the window,
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  Speaker 4: but then felt bad about it the next day.
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  Speaker 2: Why when he has beautiful hair like that, would he
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  Speaker 2: shave it off?
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  Speaker 6: If you could have beautiful curls, John O, would you well?
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  Speaker 3: Because you said yes that, I was like, ah, sweet,
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  Speaker 3: like you look great, and I'm like, it'll go back.
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  Speaker 3: I keep saying it'll go back, and then I was
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  Speaker 3: like afterwards, I was like, oh, dear God, I said
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  Speaker 3: that seven times. Doesn't for me. That's always my theory.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, look, I'm blond at the moment. I know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm doing that I'll grow back and shave it
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  Speaker 3: off whatever it is all, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Keep on, don't shave it off?
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  Speaker 3: And this sometimes tell you it goes away and even
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  Speaker 3: comes back. Can I make an.
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  Speaker 4: Open invitation to Andrew On behalf of all people with
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  Speaker 4: less here follicles than the rest of us is curls.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. Shav your head,
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the club. You look great? Right, you might
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  Speaker 3: like it.
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  Speaker 4: You've got a GM in October and your subs did
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  Speaker 4: you know?
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  Speaker 7: VM?
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  Speaker 3: But you get a free T shirt.
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  Speaker 4: With a funny slogan on it, Like I'm not bored
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  Speaker 4: it's just like a solar panel for a six machine
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  Speaker 4: or something, and we'll give you one of the novelty
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  Speaker 4: t shirts and we welcome me all members with open arms.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's happening regardless.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think we've got a lot good.
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  Speaker 8: Look good.
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  Speaker 4: If the shoe were on the other foot and you're like,
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  Speaker 4: Andrew want to shave my head?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely no. To be honest, he would probably be like,
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  Speaker 2: he would probably.
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  Speaker 4: Say your body, you'll tear exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so annoying like that, he probably would. He'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, if you want to, you do it, specially
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  Speaker 2: at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: Are you worried he's going to look too much like me,
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  Speaker 4: and the babies are going to come flocking.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly all day.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fitting off babes, breaking hearts all over town.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, babes, this one's taken. We'll keep us updated without guys.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, do you want me to save the curls? John O, Well,
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  Speaker 2: you could base them on your head or something no
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  Speaker 2: one will noticed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't we do that?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, shave Andrews head, keep it in a wig,
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  Speaker 4: and then I can wear it daily.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He goes with the.
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  Speaker 8: Heads that johnaan Ben podcast, a.
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  Speaker 3: Disney cruise actually save four people. They were sinking in
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  Speaker 3: their catamaran two hundred miles off the coast of a
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  Speaker 3: murder and Yeah, pretty incredible thing to have the Disney
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  Speaker 3: curs come along and save you.
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  Speaker 2: Mickey saved you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're going to be rescued by any boat,
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  Speaker 4: be the happiest place on earth, wouldn't it. Then you
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  Speaker 4: get a nice twelve day vacation.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully you get to sort of tag in for that
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  Speaker 3: the rest of the cruise, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there are they going into port or are they
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  Speaker 2: just leaving? Because then you'll be like, I want to stay.
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  Speaker 1: They were the closest ship by by far, Yeah, eighty
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  Speaker 1: miles away from where they were originally at the start,
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  Speaker 1: so they were all quite Yeah, they would have died.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean ten million times better than being you know,
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  Speaker 4: hauled aboard by on some greasy container ship salty toothless
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  Speaker 4: sea dog. Well, go to Myra and you're like, oh, really,
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  Speaker 4: how long were on here for?
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  Speaker 3: That is another three weeks? You know, you've been on
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  Speaker 3: a Disney cruise. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: great time. You didn't save anyone, though, I didn't save
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  Speaker 3: anyone's life. I had a great time.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't save the credit card anyway, all the merch.
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  Speaker 4: But we are talking. We did actually get into this yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you lucky to be alive? And an insane
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  Speaker 4: number of calls coming through. We're saying it was surprised
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  Speaker 4: to have anyone listening to the show.
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  Speaker 3: After this, I saw ride.
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  Speaker 9: Into a motorbike and crowding down the road and this
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  Speaker 9: this young boy with his learner's license that started to
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  Speaker 9: turn in front of me. So I hit him on
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  Speaker 9: the corner of his square. I threw over the bonnets.
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  Speaker 9: I landed on the road bike five golomps further broke
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  Speaker 9: my knee, broke my ankle.
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  Speaker 10: Were flying to visit some friends and our plane one
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  Speaker 10: of the engines, the isis stopped working and so the
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  Speaker 10: engine stopped working, so we were flying with only one engine.
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  Speaker 10: We had at emergency landing at.
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  Speaker 11: This really small local airport.
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  Speaker 10: They had to open it for us.
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  Speaker 12: So I was in the middle of the biggest tsunami
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  Speaker 12: that was hit the Southeast Asia. Yeah, I was in
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  Speaker 12: a bus and you know, the water came and the
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  Speaker 12: bus almost tipped over, and I'm the last person to
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  Speaker 12: get out of the bus because I had no clue
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  Speaker 12: what was going on.
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  Speaker 3: Just incredible story. Yeah, we wanted to open up there
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  Speaker 3: the hats four four eight seven. When you feel like
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  Speaker 3: you're lucky to be alive, we can.
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  Speaker 4: We felt we could milk your the most formatic events
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  Speaker 4: in your life for one more day. I never really
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  Speaker 4: had a near death experience. I suppose the potential for
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  Speaker 4: death was. Had some friends come over many years ago
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  Speaker 4: and had to get rid of a tree, and we're like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 4: chain saw it down ourselves. I mean, even just listening
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  Speaker 4: to that sentence, this is the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: Of a news story. It sounds like it, right, a
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  Speaker 3: couple of beers, you know, just.
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  Speaker 2: A chainsaw perfect.
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  Speaker 4: It was a big tree to it was big and
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  Speaker 4: anyway we got it down.
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  Speaker 3: Was it your tree?
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  Speaker 4: Got it down, crashed the crashed the huge at the
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  Speaker 4: front and damaged the fence a bit. And then you're
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  Speaker 4: you got to cut the tree up into segments afterwards.
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  Speaker 4: And so we're only one chainsaw, so would take turns
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  Speaker 4: at doing something.
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  Speaker 3: And I never.
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  Speaker 4: Really used the chainsaw, to be honest. And when I
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  Speaker 4: first put it on, it like kicked back off the tree,
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  Speaker 4: cut my leg keep going and then I started like,
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  Speaker 4: you know how you kind of use a saw back
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  Speaker 4: and forth, Well you're cutting bread. My friends like, you
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  Speaker 4: don't need to use.
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  Speaker 3: It, you just hold it. The chainsaws doing all the work.
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  Speaker 4: And he said, once we saw me trying to cut
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  Speaker 4: the tree like bread, he thought he'd better take the chainsaw.
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  Speaker 3: So there was money.
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  Speaker 4: It's me just dipping my Oh the other chainsaw incident
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  Speaker 4: I had as I bought one after that, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know what, after that, I might get one.
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  Speaker 3: And then we gave it to remember the Edge Radio section.
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  Speaker 4: I was working there at the time, and they're like,
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  Speaker 4: we're doing a novelty radio wedding. We thought it'd be
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  Speaker 4: really funny if the bride.
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  Speaker 3: And groom, the list of us that was that was
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  Speaker 3: on them.
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah, with Brian and groom were on roller blades
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  Speaker 4: and cutting their cake with my chainsaw.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, this sounds great. He'd have
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  Speaker 3: to take the chainsaw wheels, wheels. I think they took
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  Speaker 3: the blade off at but yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was part of an HR investigation that
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  Speaker 4: got a call from the HR department over there at
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  Speaker 4: MediaWorks and it turns out you're not allowed to give
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  Speaker 4: chainsaws to listeners.
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  Speaker 8: The hits that JOHNA and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about when You're Lucky to be alive. I was
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  Speaker 1: actually thinking yesterday when I used to live in the
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  Speaker 1: wide Uppo.
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  Speaker 3: We lived on a farm. We decided to after a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Well like probably a day after quite a lot of rain,
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  Speaker 1: We're like, let's go down the river on inflatable tractor tubes.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember my parents going I had the best idea,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, we were with suits, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of mates, and it wasn't the best idea.
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  Speaker 4: I love it how they like they threw the question
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  Speaker 4: out there, but they were like, oh, well, you're going
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  Speaker 4: to do what you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: We ended up on some sort of like surrounded by
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  Speaker 1: some sort of cliff face as the water was really rough,
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  Speaker 1: and my friend went under and we just kept getting
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  Speaker 1: flipped and I was like, oh my god, we're never
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  Speaker 1: going to get out of this. And my friend was
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  Speaker 1: like we went under and he was like. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that'll be the last we see him. But he popped
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  Speaker 1: up about twenty meters away from us. So me and
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  Speaker 1: mother mate were clinging to this one tractor.
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  Speaker 3: Tube and yeah, we visually got out of there, and
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  Speaker 3: we were like, oh, okay, Mom was right. Wasn't a
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  Speaker 3: good idea? Yeah? So I never did that again.
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  Speaker 2: Did you tell her when you got home?
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  Speaker 3: You know, we're all all we lost to the tractor tubes.
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  Speaker 4: We're all when you were dogging onto your tractor tube,
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  Speaker 4: was that what you said to your friend?
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  Speaker 3: That's the last we'll see them between going under the
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  Speaker 3: water then coming back up and clean, and then we're like,
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  Speaker 3: oh no, he's all good, and he couldn't come back
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  Speaker 3: to us very Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Actually it doesn't. But sometimes you need those listeners, you like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, do that again, one and done. Scenario. We're going
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  Speaker 3: to go to Nathan this morning. How are you, buddy?
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  Speaker 13: You're right?
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  Speaker 3: How you doing?
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  Speaker 7: Guys?
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  Speaker 3: We're so good. What happened? You're lucky to be alive, Nathan?
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  Speaker 14: Oh, very lucky.
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  Speaker 9: So I was traveling early hours of the morning. I
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  Speaker 9: think it was like two a m. I ended up
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  Speaker 9: rolling my car seven times upper bank and then back
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  Speaker 9: down a bank. Oh my god, landed upside down and
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  Speaker 9: then managed to crawl out, grab my skateboard and then
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  Speaker 9: I skated to work, work a whole twelve hour shift,
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  Speaker 9: and then I got my partner at the time to
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  Speaker 9: take me to the hospital after work found out that
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  Speaker 9: I was concussed for six months. So six months after
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  Speaker 9: the accident, I was concussed for Oh my gosh, broken
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  Speaker 9: my shoulder, fractured, my hip, broken, my knee, and my
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  Speaker 9: ankle all on my left side.
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  Speaker 3: What are you skateboarded to work?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, it was about eighty ks from where I
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  Speaker 9: crashed the car, so it took me or maybe three
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  Speaker 9: or four hours.
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  Speaker 2: Are you from.
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  Speaker 3: We need to turn this into a movie.
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  Speaker 9: Wow. If that's not dedication, I don't know what is.
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  Speaker 2: If I did, like a finderbinder, I'd be like, I
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  Speaker 2: can't come into work today. I'm fit in a car accident.
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  Speaker 3: Just leave your car on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I left my car in the ditch, and then after
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  Speaker 9: I went to the hospital, go a little bit cleaned up.
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  Speaker 9: And I worked on a farm at the time, so
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  Speaker 9: I just grabbed the tractor, got in the tractor, drove
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  Speaker 9: it to where I crashed the car, picked it up
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  Speaker 9: with the forks, and drove it all the way home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, k we you're like, you're a little
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  Speaker 2: bit late the end of your twelve hour shift. Where
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  Speaker 2: you like, oh, oh, we actually in painted.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm like, oh, maybe I should, you know, go
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  Speaker 9: get kicked out.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you're just in shock.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you just went into auto pilot and the
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  Speaker 4: ended a twelve hour shift.
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  Speaker 2: I just to work for a few hours.
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  Speaker 3: It's a crazy story, it is.
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  Speaker 9: And then on that same road, I've crashed multiple cars
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  Speaker 9: within two years.
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing something wrong? Are you missing the corner?
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  Speaker 9: It's black?
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  Speaker 3: I swear you be careful, almost like you shouldn't drive
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  Speaker 3: down that road.
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  Speaker 4: Cursed for you, Nathan driving down that road?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah good.
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  Speaker 8: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Next month, of course, is Christmas, and we've been playing
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  Speaker 1: a really fun game. I think it's captured the imagination
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  Speaker 1: of the country. This one the Marakira game where you
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  Speaker 1: can you can play along too. You can start right now.
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  Speaker 3: You've just got to see how long you can avoid
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  Speaker 3: listening to Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: You could be somewhere. You could be at a store,
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  Speaker 1: you could be scrolling on social media. It could be anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: and if you hear it, you're out of the game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And we're playing with Many and PJ in the
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  Speaker 4: afternoon as well. You're playing listening to you can text
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  Speaker 4: four for eight seven. If you're out of the game,
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  Speaker 4: you've you've heard it while you've been shopping or scrolling
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  Speaker 4: through social media. But we got some intel yesterday that
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  Speaker 4: Many and PJ might have been playing a little dirty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were about to sabotage us. They were going
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  Speaker 1: to go try and trick us, and I mean it's
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  Speaker 1: easy to do. We talked about it yesterday. We could
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  Speaker 1: easily change one of the audio that they play on
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  Speaker 1: their show to Marah Carey's All I Want for Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: That's I mean we could do.
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  Speaker 2: We just rename one of the songs.
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  Speaker 3: No brow stuff that duty techtive.
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  Speaker 2: So we were supposed to be all in this together,
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  Speaker 2: litt how long we could last.
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  Speaker 1: So Nathan phoned through. He had some great intel for us.
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  Speaker 1: He told us about the fact that they were plotting
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  Speaker 1: to sabotage us. So we recorded a we message for
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  Speaker 1: Medie and PJ to play in the afternoon. Here was
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  Speaker 1: the message we recorded.
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  Speaker 4: This is a pre recorded message for medi and PJ.
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  Speaker 4: If you're listening to this, we couldn't be bothered coming.
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  Speaker 3: In live to do this.
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  Speaker 4: No, but we're on to you in regards to the
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  Speaker 4: Mariah Carey competition, we were all trying to avoid listening
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  Speaker 4: to All I Want for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Now, don't worry, We're not going to play Mariah Carey
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  Speaker 1: right now because we're better than that. But apparently you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Have a listened to Nathan who caught up our show.
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  Speaker 14: They were talking about getting someone else that we actually
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  Speaker 14: played on an elevator or something along those lines.
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  Speaker 3: Just try and get us out.
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  Speaker 4: Nathan's great in the plan as they were hatching their
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  Speaker 4: planing on nationwide radio.
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  Speaker 1: So we've heard from Nathan Olan Foreman that you could
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  Speaker 1: be hatching the pants. So here's the ultimatum. You could
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  Speaker 1: be naughty or you could be nice, right, Megan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So either we're going to play the nasty game
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  Speaker 2: where we try and stitch each other up, or we're
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  Speaker 2: going to stay on the same team and we're trying
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  Speaker 2: to get as far as we can through this.
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  Speaker 3: I thought we're routine. So that played out. We used
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  Speaker 3: to be a team of five million. Remember that.
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  Speaker 4: Breaking down into teams are two teams are three.
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  Speaker 3: Forget be kind to be nice? Seven five million? Change,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: isn't it?
• 14:36
  Speaker 8: So?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they played that yesterday they got to listen
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: to that live on the radio, and this is their
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: response in regards to playing naughty or nice.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: I thought we were a team Nathan, and here I
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: was thinking they were genuinely listening to our show. We
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: would have gone away with it if bloody Nathan didn't
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: call up and do bussin.
• 14:56
  Speaker 7: Look, PJ and I come on this show from three
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: to even every day and we share things with you
• 15:03
  Speaker 7: guys under the assumption that this is a safe space
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: for us to say whatever we want and no one
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: is going to go knock on us.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: To the breakfast show.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: It's called an honesty game.
• 15:15
  Speaker 15: An honesty game.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Oh no, now okay, So what do we do?
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: We take team Naughty or do we take Team Nice?
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: Or do we just keep our cards under rats?
• 15:27
  Speaker 15: I mean, the cheeky version of me says naughty all
• 15:32
  Speaker 15: the way. But I don't like to win under false pretenses.
• 15:38
  Speaker 15: You know, if I win something, I want to win
• 15:40
  Speaker 15: fear and square.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: So do we have to call it the impeach my ges?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: So just be boring and played by the rules.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: All I want for Christmas is for many a PJ
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: to play a fair game. And they've decided to play
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: the fair game game.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're not gonna We're not gonna sabotagem. We're
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: gonna play fair.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: We could really turn the tables. Now, we're going to
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: play a fair game.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: You know, we're really let's not talking about this on
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: the air. People like Dathan, which I like playing fair? Okay, this,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: but now's there?
• 16:13
  Speaker 8: Okay, right, the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: But obviously the merch comes out when the movie comes out,
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: and all the movie before them year of course pre merch.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Ever, run's fizzing for it. It looks amazing. The original
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: the origin story of the Wicked Witch of Wizard of Oz,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: yeah it is.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: It was next Thursday, but they've split it into two,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: which irks me. But it's because they didn't want to
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: cut anything out. But I have seen the Merchant.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Sorry, what do you want them to do? You want
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: them to edit the movie?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I want to see the whole thing in one go,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: but now we have to wait for a year for
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: the second one.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: But trying to street money out of here, suspicious of
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: this maneuver.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: But I did see the dolls. They have the dolls
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: in the warehouse. So the Glenda and the alphabe and
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't read the back of it, but I have
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: seen it printed on the back of these doll packages.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Is the website to go and check out all the
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: information of the movie.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Tell of like, if you want to check out more dolls,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: can't go here, you know.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Get accessories, no doubt, go to Wicked dot com right,
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: which that makes.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: This is the title of the film. Someone had someone
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: would have got wicked dot com.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Apparently Wicked dot com is taken, and that is a
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: hardcore adult website. It's very wicked.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: So the president these in all the boxes, very small
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: mind you? Yeah, I love who is that person? That
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: one person was like, that's an adult? Yeah you think,
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: but everyone will go hey, I think that's it now,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: you know, everyone's going, oh, how do you know that? Mate?
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: This is a hell of an assumption though they're like, oh,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: wicked dot com.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: We even seen out all the boxes. No, no, oh,
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: that is Honestly, I suffered the same fate. I had
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: my own prawn business. I was prawnhub dot com. Just
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: one small typo stitched up the entire the entire company,
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: my prawn business down.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: It never made a comeback after that. Did a bin
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Not one small typeo. Either.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: There's a few letters.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I was getting prices advertising for but that's not prawn Hub.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be Wickedmovie dot com. But Mattow have said, look,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: if you've got these, sorry, get rid of the boxes. Yeah,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: because once you take it out of the box, the
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: evidence has gone right.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: It's advertising in a way. It's quite well for everyone.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: For the boovie, for the website at dot com. We
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: all want to go to look at dot com.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: My work laptop and it's like flagged to it. I'm
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: going to we visit from the matter and you.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Can guarantee the person who did that will never be
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: seen again.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: The heads that John and Ben podcast, I like to start.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: The day with the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz, try
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: and get ten out of ten. If we get one
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: answer wrong, we're out. It's not the way it generally
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: works at the New Zealand herold dot cut Own. He said,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: you can't keep playing, But we just decided that's our roles.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: We strive for success. We got ten out of ten
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: last week. But we're not here to bathe in the
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: glory of that, are we No, we move on to
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: the next day now. Producer Eli is off today, so
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: producer Grace filling it. Hello, Hello, you said potentially gettable.
• 19:15
  Speaker 16: Potentially gettable. But I've done the quiz and I've forgotten
• 19:18
  Speaker 16: all the answers.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: You've forgotten them.
• 19:19
  Speaker 16: I've completely forgotten. I will be giving anything away.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Oh good, Yeah, produce Alie's facials are very telling. She
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: would be a shocking game show host.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: She may have helped us to a couple of those, definitely.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:35
  Speaker 16: First question this morning, Okay, what American jazz musician was
• 19:39
  Speaker 16: nicknamed the King of Swing? John Coltrane, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's Glenn Miller. Any prior loved her jazz,
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: and she also loved what was it?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I you reckon? I feel like Glenn Miller.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Buck Grace is giving me some ging z cringey facials
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: if we get.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Out the first one, that's what happens. Yeah, okay, look at.
• 20:08
  Speaker 16: It, John Coltrane, glad you're listening to the whole thing.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: That is incorrect. Who was Benny Goodman? O?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Heroes always let you down? I'm sorry, guys, guys, all
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: over and done with. Normally, we're trying to aim for
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: around three minutes.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Your wife feels.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Very very disappointed. Means like that. Everyone goes.
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: Thes that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I know there's someone in the building. I don't have
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: any idea who he is, but I know he works
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: up stairs. We've got a number of businesses on on
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: the lebels upstairs, and I bump into him. I'd say
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: at least three or four times a week, okay, and
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: this is the level of our conversation.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I'll go, how's it going.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: He'll say good, and then follow up with the name
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: of the day, good Monday, And then I'll go Monday,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: and then that's that's that's at the beginning in your
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: back today.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I just saw him before. Here you go, mate, good Tuesday,
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: and that's all.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: And what does it get better the conversation if you've
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: seen him on a Friday Friday, like, is it more possible?
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: That's because he says good every day.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: But then the way he annunciates the day that really
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: sums up how the mood is, you know, hopeful that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Tuesday. We are screwed.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: If we are locked in a room and have to
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: have deep, a meaningful conversation.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: How do you to branch out and be like I
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: don't know what do you do or.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: No, I just know what we've got at the moment
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: he reminds me what day it is. I get a
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: rough gauge on now he's feeling.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Does he ever ask you how your day is?
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: No?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: I just really sometimes relay the day back to him.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I'll be like, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Well that's Tuesday, though,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: that's Tuesday, so I slightly more hopeful than Monday.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You speak a different language.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: We don't need to say anymore. I know everything I
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: need to know about.
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: The guys that John and Ben podcast.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Digging fresh off a risk surgery carpal tunnel surgery.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Weren't you Yeah, just a little surgery last week.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I said, the bloody strongest risks and media now should
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: both by yeah, rist of for lux and will call
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: it off the from the stay forward.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: There's probably, to be honest, there's probably a bit like risk, Gina.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe it might be better than risk, but you will
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: call you one of those things.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And this is someone I experienced when I was
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: getting my wrist surgery. Not to shame the medical stuff.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: We were just talking before about how people do this
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: every single day, saving lives and it's just the day
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: to day. So thank you for everyone who helped me out.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: The nurses were lovely, but one of them, as we
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: were leaving, they ushered us into the lift to go
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: down to the bottom floor, so she was like, oh,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: and you go push the buttons for us, but then
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: left and walked out of the lift and met us
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: at the bottom.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: You're thinking it might be protocol that nurses can't mingle
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: with patients.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: So I kind of thought she was like, oh, leaving us,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, we didn't say goodbye, But
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: then she appeared when we got to the bottom and
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh what there was enough room and
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: she was like no, no, no, I'm kind of afraid
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: of lifts. So she's been in a lift that's broken
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: down and she was in there for hours, and just
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: like in the movies, when they finally got it going again,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: she had to crawl through like a little gap and
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: she was worried it was going to fall and color
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: legs off. It didn't. She got out, but the trauma
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: has stayed with her. So now is it nurse Every
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: single day she has to avoid going in the lift.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: She has to run up and down the stairs I.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Could see sit with you.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and lifts when you actually know one i'd ever
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: believe is one hundred percent comfortable. And there's always that
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: sort of five to try not.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: To think too hard about it, and then they start going.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: My daughter's the same.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: She she got stuck momentary, not as bad as that
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: or anything like that, but now she will if she
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: can avoid it, she will will always set the stairs,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: you know, but if she has the there's no other choice.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Putting a lot of trust in something we know breaks
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: down a lot.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: It's like a plane, you know the time you're going
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: to be fine. You just hear about all these, you know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: and everyone gets like sharks. You know, you got more
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: chance of winning lotto than being attacked by a shark.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I just made that up, but sounded convinced.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I think there are stats like that, though.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: You're right, Yeah, there's this stuff you're awkwardly actively avoid doing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Harol parking if I can, If I can, I'll avoid
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: doing that.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: He hates the public humiliation, specially with the.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Crowd, but I rather think I'd rather not. It needs
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to be a nice space here. Again, probably overthink again, Yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: but I I was like my wife's there's a park.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, was it You've just got to head it
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: with like a devil make here attitude, like swing it
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: in and you'll probably fine.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that,
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: But you don't just tight.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Parallel ones are like, oh you know, yeah, you're trying
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: to work out when you drive along, can I get
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: it there?
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: And I'm not going to get in there, And you
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: don't want to be that person that does it four
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: times and then drice away.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: That's when, Yeah, the public humiliation, that's the worst case
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: because you know everyone's watching on the together in an.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Audience, grinding the wheels on the bloody curb. How about you, Megan,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: you're actively avoiding anything.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Phone calls has a grown up who has children. It's
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: not ideal, but like, generally I don't answer phone calls.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: It's a compliment. If I answer the phone when you call.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I'm with you. I'd rather not talk on the phone
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: if I can avoid it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: Know what it is.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: No good normally comes from a phone call. No good.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: But you just leave me a message and I'll decide
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: whether I'm going to call you base.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Bringing with good news, Like there's no there's no reason
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: why someone gonna ever got this. You ever know, that's
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: never a great yours this money? Yeah, you're right, Like, why.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: I reckon it's going to make the twenty twenty four
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Quotes of the year. Nothing good ever comes.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: If we're calling you back the one time we're calling
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: you on the hats, maybe you know, when a competition,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: that's you.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Know what you want to Other times we're calling you
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: just a pist you.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: To tell your story. Yeah, you're right.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: The hats that John and Ben podcast.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Looks like Chris Martin and Cole Player in town ahead
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: of the first concert on Wednesday. They were photos I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: just saw online. Is this Chris Martin spotted awkward? And
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yeah it is.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: It could be another run of the mill white guy.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I guess so.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: But it's like what cleaning Non described.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: It really looks like Chris Martin. He's in town this week.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm I'm pretty sure it's safe to
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: say that is Chris Martin.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Money on the fact that is Can I see the photo?
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Are you hitting your bits? Would be Chris Martin?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Meghan probably is, I'll bring it up in a second.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Or is that just stage where we.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Are talking about what you're actively avoiding. Chris Martin actively
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: avoiding the paparazzi Here in New Zealand, you can call
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: the hits four for eighty seven on the text. You
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: meet someone the other day, a nurse.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Who is looking after me with my wrists surgery, actively
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: avoids lifts because she got stuck in one, so she
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: runs up and down the stairs at the surgical clinic
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: that she works in rather than taking the lifts. It
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: would be a lot every day. Yeah, that's Chris Martin.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: You've been pulled up the phone of Chris Martin. Is
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: this Chris Martin? Pretty sure looks Chris mad Chris. I
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: mean it does look like a.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Guy called Martin who who was an accountant or something
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: so on his day off.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: But there you go. Welcome to town, cold black.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: K What are you actively avoiding, Alicia? Good morning to you,
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: good morning, great to have you on. What are you
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: trying to dodge every day?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Spoon?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Spoons?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well so like making a coffee?
• 28:02
  Speaker 14: What would you so I can.
• 28:05
  Speaker 11: Use them as like like making coffee and stuff. I
• 28:09
  Speaker 11: just cannot actively put them in my mouth.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, what is there some trauma relating to the spoons.
• 28:17
  Speaker 11: I as a young child, I decided that as they
• 28:26
  Speaker 11: drag it was one of those things that I pretty
• 28:30
  Speaker 11: much got pranked and did to.
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: Not use spoons.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Are you just stuck.
• 28:36
  Speaker 11: Over time that I don't actually like the texture result?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: But you're okay with a fork?
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: Fine, but not spoon.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Talk about like cereals and like.
• 28:49
  Speaker 14: Soup that is all forks, all forks.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: So you're eating a cereal with a fork, are you?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: How are you eating soup? Do you just drink it
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: out and straight from the ball? I guess you could
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: drink it from a mug or something.
• 29:02
  Speaker 14: Either that or I just don't get a lot.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: You're not getting your daily soup in take rated. I
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: can't remember the last time, so it's not really a
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: summer think for the next few months when you do,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: you think about it, you can get you away. You
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: can make it, make your way through life without a spoon.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: You're right, that's incredible, Alicia, appreciate it. You're gonna have
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: a great day. Great text here.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I actively avoid looking at my partner during love making.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Are hoping for but.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: It definitely knows.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes it is one of those scenarios you're like,
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: are we did in the eyes?
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: Here?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Am I staring at the ceiling? What am I looking?
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: Mean?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: My focusing? Where am I focusing?
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: And on?
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I know what you're saying. What are you doing? Are
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: you looking dead in the eyes like contact shut your eyes.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Blind? Yeah?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Right, someone else avoids look at the mailbox in cases
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a speeding ticket ticket.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's good. Probably you're with the mail room
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: at work, right, I just ignore them if I believe.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: If I have been handed the physical ticket, I don't
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: have to pay it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Harvey, you're on.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: What are you actively avoiding.
• 30:23
  Speaker 16: Sports?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Oh? You don't like sports?
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: All sports, well, specifically the sports that include running.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Anything cardio based. Okay, fair enough, there's a lot of
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: people like that. Running does suck. What's the worst one
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  Speaker 3: for you?
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  Speaker 15: The worst one?
• 30:43
  Speaker 14: Yeah, probably four hundred actual running street line across.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: My daughter is the same.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: The cross country is the worst day in the in
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: the school calendar for her.
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  Speaker 9: Get me starved.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like I want to.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Although Indy she's very good at the cross country.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: She doesn't like it, but she is quite good at it.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: She wins.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she can't like in the top five, howd
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: it go? She's terrible came. Third was now I've got
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: to do it again, like the end of Stones.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, you see, you're doing well.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Just I didn't want to tell her that. I was
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: just like, well, good on you for dry well, how
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: do you doing?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: You continue on trying to avoid anything, running based right
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: and have a great day.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: The heads that Jonaan Ben podcast Ferns.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: The cricket team the first New Zealand team men's all
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: womans to win a World Championship twenty competition and were
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: so epic in the UAE.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: New Zealand have done it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: And history. I was so awesome to.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: See and they're bringing the trophy right around the country
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: taking on a bit of a tour the ic C
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: T twenty trophy and from the White Funs. We got
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Ezzy Gays and met a Green with us in the studio.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Great heavy here, thanks for having us. I'm very exciting
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: you brought in the trophy. Congratulations. The icc T twenty
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: trophy a lot heavier. We got to pick it up
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a lot heather than we thought.
• 32:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah it is heavy. Yeah, nice to be able to
• 32:11
  Speaker 13: take around the country and show it off.
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  Speaker 4: Do you affect that into your your carry on luggage
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: because obviously you didn't arrive, you know, you didn't leave the.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Country to go to your ae with it. He came
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: home with that. Yeah, what happens manager to get the
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: credit card out? Yeah, and that's a lot.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon about ten to fifteen kge's extra baggage there.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: It's very heavy. Also, you do start to wonder because celebrations,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes people like to put liquid and can
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you put any liquid inside it? Or is that something
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: that's not done.
• 32:37
  Speaker 13: I think one of the girls tried to, but it's
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: a bit of an odd shaped trophy and it all
• 32:41
  Speaker 13: just started pouring out the bottom.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Now, we love the celebrations.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: It was so awesome to see you guys were It
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: was emotional scenes, but then also the celebrations afterwards.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: This I think was in the dressing rooms. Not long
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: after there was some sort of karaoke going on.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Can you guys remember that you're looking at us very
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: blankly like, oh someone recording that?
• 33:05
  Speaker 13: Sadly one of the least glamorous sides of sports. I
• 33:08
  Speaker 13: was actually doing drug testing at the time. That was
• 33:11
  Speaker 13: a bit of a shame.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: This is what you missed? Did I just pick You're
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: randomly for drug testing.
• 33:18
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, it's just all part of it, I suppose.
• 33:21
  Speaker 13: But you missed that, which was a shame. The girls
• 33:22
  Speaker 13: having a good time. That's Georgia Uponmer's favorite song and
• 33:25
  Speaker 13: she always gets up in about on the team busting
• 33:27
  Speaker 13: in that song. So it's cool for her to be
• 33:28
  Speaker 13: able to do that.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: So maybe you've been in the tea for a while,
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: you know, like twelve years. I think, what does it
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: mean to like to win this? Because no means team
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: has ever won a World Cup for New Zealand and
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: this is the woman's seen winning it in the T twenty.
• 33:39
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it was awesome. Obviously, had lots of ups and
• 33:41
  Speaker 13: downs through my career and you know that's something that
• 33:43
  Speaker 13: some people never get to achieve. So to get that
• 33:46
  Speaker 13: trophy is pretty special, and especially for us old girls
• 33:49
  Speaker 13: who have been around me while, it's nice to win
• 33:51
  Speaker 13: one before your times up. And hope not forty two
• 33:54
  Speaker 13: some days I feel like it, but yeah, hopefully for
• 33:57
  Speaker 13: someone that is, she's got a few more in the
• 33:59
  Speaker 13: bank and so that'll be cool.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Is he just come on, what are you're twenty now
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: or something? Come on in you've got like a bronze
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: medal from the Commonwealth Games and now all World Cup
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: as well. That's pretty surreal.
• 34:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's pretty special.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: And first World Cup and you know won that one,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: so it's one way to start.
• 34:15
  Speaker 13: But yeah, pretty lucky to be a part of the team.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: When you were playing cricket as a child, do you
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: know he would use to wear full cricket whites just.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: All the time everything as well.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he walked through Marster and found out it was
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: a bit of an when he wasn't playing cricket for.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Anyway at any stage. If you wanted, if you got
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: probably if you want a creak game, any stage, I'm
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: good to go. Guys, you always felt sorry for your parents?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Whould just sit around for like eight hours of much
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: cricket could be a long time. Were your parents good
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: sideline appearance?
• 34:41
  Speaker 13: My parents just used to drop me off and so
• 34:43
  Speaker 13: have a great day.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Well I got to that stage too, Although the shortened
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: version of the game now is he's probably got andy
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: for parents coming along. Oh dad loves it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I think he's living his cricket career through me.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's got well. I mean his daughter's playing for
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: New Zealand, so he's he's not just watching some seven
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: year old fart around on a Friday night when he's like,
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: I could be high.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: A pretty sweet pay day as well, too, which is awesome.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's great to see that the woman's team
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: and the men's team have pay parody over the last
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: few years.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: But a pretty sweet payday from this WORL Cup.
• 35:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's pretty obviously not why you play. The trophy
• 35:12
  Speaker 13: is the most important thing to us. But yeah, it's
• 35:14
  Speaker 13: good though. It's a really nice bonus.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Have you got it?
• 35:18
  Speaker 13: What's that that I may have brought myself an expense
• 35:21
  Speaker 13: of coffee machine? Yeah, which is good. I've been one
• 35:24
  Speaker 13: on one for years and if we met the semifinals
• 35:26
  Speaker 13: and buying one.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Are you talking like a movie hands one or like
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: as like.
• 35:30
  Speaker 13: A proper oh wow, spresso machine. So that was a
• 35:32
  Speaker 13: real treat. And then the risks, you know, save it,
• 35:34
  Speaker 13: put it towards the future.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: It's cricket, but block block is something that happens in cricket.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: There's a tenuous time and when we ring from a
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: phone line here at work, it's a blocked number.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: So we want to do the White Foond's block right now.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Is there one person in the team we can call
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: that wone answer? Why answer a block number? Can we
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: call them right now?
• 35:51
  Speaker 13: Can you?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Can you get the number, which obviously we can hit
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: it around and see if she does an answer, you
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: guys win another trophy. That's just say. If she does
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: an answer, Yeah, she's not great for answering.
• 36:00
  Speaker 13: Nah, she she doesn't like she likes me.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: On Susie Time, Susie Baits one of the legends for
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: the white fans. Okay, Ben never answers, and I don't
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: like block numbers either number okay, mind? Okay, So she's
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: pretty sure she's not gonna answer. What do you guys
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: like it answering?
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 36:15
  Speaker 13: Usually, if it's a block number, I don't know. I'll
• 36:18
  Speaker 13: let her go to answer phone. If it's I feel like,
• 36:19
  Speaker 13: if it's important, I' leave a message.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, see too the number. Okay, Susie Baits. Will
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: she block the block number? It's ragging early in the
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: morning too, Yeah, it is early, so you could be
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: thinking it's an appointment. Yes, train she's definitely not. You're confident, confident.
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: Welcome the hits that Jona and Ben podcast.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Trying Cup on today the Big Race around five forty
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: six and Addington, christ Church.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: It is a huge that it's huge, huge week in
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: christ Church and good to hear before me. And tickets
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: is twenty five dollars.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: This year, reduce them down from forty, which is nice.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: I like an affordable race date one of my favorite
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: things in life. And we're going to go to christ
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: It's now from the hits in christ It's kind a
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: good morning morning.
• 37:09
  Speaker 14: How are you?
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: We're doing all right? Cup Day today?
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Five before five? I mean how these does it start?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Like the things that Lincoln or it's all go?
• 37:16
  Speaker 14: I mean the drive into works actually buddy quiet on
• 37:19
  Speaker 14: the daylight today as well.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I bet we went to that Lincoln Engineering.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: What was it? I don't know.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I'm still got trauma from it.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun, a lot of fun.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: But wild morning too.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: But your Cup Day have been to a couple of
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: times and that is a wonderful event.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: People turn up ready to party. They're looking amazing too.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Looking fantastic, but in one hundred and ten percent party mode.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:43
  Speaker 14: I don't know if it's so much about the racing
• 37:45
  Speaker 14: as it is the party at this point. I mean,
• 37:47
  Speaker 14: you've got your enthusiast for sure, So we're screaming from
• 37:50
  Speaker 14: the stands.
• 37:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 14: I mean we all see the news that night.
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: Don't we.
• 37:54
  Speaker 14: We all see the images.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: That's very most of the people.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh there were horses, Yeah, there was racing.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Guarantee, there's going to be someone stumbling out of there
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: walking in a garden or something and someone holding high
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: heels walking and bear feet on the news.
• 38:09
  Speaker 14: You're right, but it is a good day though, if
• 38:11
  Speaker 14: you are racing enthusiast. Look, I personally am not a
• 38:15
  Speaker 14: huge fan. I've got a couple of mates for a
• 38:16
  Speaker 14: racing mad slazy who's the favorite at the moment that
• 38:20
  Speaker 14: horses race to lose? And I couldn't tell you anything
• 38:22
  Speaker 14: about the horse. I couldn't tell anyth about the jockey
• 38:24
  Speaker 14: or the driver as that is in trots. But it
• 38:27
  Speaker 14: should be a good day at Eddington.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Swazy did you say swazy?
• 38:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Slazy. Check a few bob on there, mate, you'll
• 38:32
  Speaker 14: be sweet air.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I'm putting the entire kids savings on it, my Kiwi
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: saver everything and me. You had some crazy stats about
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: the food.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: There is eight hundred kg's of chicken thighs, a ton
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: of beef, brisket and five hundred kgs of asparagus that
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: is on the menu. This is for the corporate guests,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: so lots of weird, smelly wheeze, a.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Wild amount of asparagus for one location.
• 38:59
  Speaker 14: Why go to the race if you're not going to
• 39:00
  Speaker 14: completely clog up your artery a ton of breastket.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: It is a massive week in Christich, isn't it tend
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: so much to say?
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: And it's not just the races. You've got things happening.
• 39:11
  Speaker 14: Every day pretty much. I mean we've got, of course
• 39:13
  Speaker 14: the I Trotting Cup today. However on Thursday, the christ
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: Show then you want to improve christ Hit Show kicks off.
• 39:19
  Speaker 14: People coming to the christ It Show this year, they
• 39:21
  Speaker 14: might be used to the animal pitting, the horses, the dogs,
• 39:24
  Speaker 14: and there'll be all that stuff there as usual, but
• 39:27
  Speaker 14: then a whole bunch of new stuff as well, family activities.
• 39:30
  Speaker 14: I'm sure event I have pulled out all the stops
• 39:33
  Speaker 14: to make it a pretty cool few days that Thursday,
• 39:35
  Speaker 14: Friday and Saturday, which of course Saturday is the n
• 39:39
  Speaker 14: Zed Cup, which is different to the Trots Trots today
• 39:42
  Speaker 14: is the harness racing. And then Saturdays when they're on
• 39:44
  Speaker 14: the back of the horses.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: So yeah, there's a huge week. It's a public holiday too, right,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: yeah Friday, so short week.
• 39:50
  Speaker 14: Everyone's getting into it. I don't know how anyone gets
• 39:52
  Speaker 14: work off today, but a lot of people do, so
• 39:54
  Speaker 14: we're into it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: I feel that this week marks the beginning of the
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: end of the year for Cannibi.
• 39:58
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Once you've heard this week, you're on this slow fade out,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: aren't you.
• 40:01
  Speaker 14: I think everyone already here at Workers Chick. I mean,
• 40:03
  Speaker 14: no one's here.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I will kind of be safe. Enjoy your week, and
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: we'll see you on the news. Yeah, and we'll we'll
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: be at the show on Thursday. Actually, we can't wait
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to be the bribing people to get a photo with us.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: They could win a thousand.
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: Dollars the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Will we get there?
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: The red lad Yes, he loves riddle so much is
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: running through his bloodstream, even into his blattery.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Piddles. Riddles beIN boys. Now we got thanks to til Martee,
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: We've got one hundred dollars and a hot and cold
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: tea Rise pack to give away.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: They've got some amazing hot teas as well as the
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: cold ones. Peach iced tea is one of my favorites.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Blood orange is awesome, perfect for summer. So right now,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do a riddle for the room, and
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: then I'll do a quick.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Riddle for you and for the room of the room.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: He's doing that waving my hand around. Okay, here we go.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I've wtten this one. This is bespoke riddle again. Last
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: week I brought a bespoke riddle to the to the place,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: said this one. I reckon, you'll get this midway through,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: but I don't want an answer until you just think
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's the riddle.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I'm known for my class, but I slept up this
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: day recorded a message in an unusual way.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: On meds. I mumbled and struggled to say a simple word.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Sandwich went strangely astray a pink hand, I claimed, that's
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  Speaker 1: not quite right.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Better than pinky gave me much delight. Who am I?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful pot right, It's such as you guys
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: would be so heavy for me. I just had an
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: egg samwich. We're gonna put it out there and say
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: eggs salmwich is cut. That's how we should be saying samwich.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: And the wonderful pink eye joked it with your pink hand. Yeah,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: correct your amega.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: All right, you got Okay, I put one on one
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: hundred hats. If you know the answer, give us a
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: core and you'll get this one quite easy. And it's
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: one of those ones that it's not too clever, overly clever,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: like actually, when you think about it, you're like, oh, okay,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I'll could get this. So you throw away the outside
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: before you eat me and the inside.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: After you me? What am I avocado? We're not not avocado,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: but maybe it's yeah, I mean avocado was well it's vain, Yeah,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: same vain. No, I probably I'll give you that one.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: It's not the answer I want on our hundred the hats.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: But you're right, avocado has kind of you throw away
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the outside before me and the inside after me.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'll give you that one.
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 13: Is it a food?
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's the food, same vein avocado could have
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: taken Avocado not the answer from the internet, but I'll
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: give you that one. Okay, let's go to the phones.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Your name is Tracy, Tracy or Casey Casey.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I think she's sure she said Tracy on the colafiflication.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: But anyway, Tracy.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Is it, Tracy, that's not the reddle. By the way,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: what's what's what's her name? That's just it made that
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: quite confusing. You throw away the outside before you eat
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: me and the inside after you eat me? What am I? No,
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: it's not about Okay, we'll moving on. I'm sorry. It
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: could have been in there, Bocardo, Yeah it could have been. Avocado.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Will give you one, Kirsten. You throw away the outside
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: before you eat me, and then you throw away the
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: inside a mango.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: May it's the same as an avocado.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Still for the correctly agree, But a technicality, I want
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: the answer that I googled before the show The Riddler.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: What's the answer? Got on the cars?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: The answer there, we go, throw away the outside before
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you eat me, in the inside after.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: You eat mecado avocado, Yeah, kind of throwing away the inside. Yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I'll give you that one.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Technically, I'm definitely throwing away.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Around then the stone though you could. Yes, we don't,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: so that's why I'm not giving you that one.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Taylor me.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Sorry. You don't need talent to make me spoke riddles.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Mate, you don't need you don't need your mom and
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: dear bickering, dear, but you've got one hundred dollars, one
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: hundred dollars in a deal Martie Price, but you go
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: and have a great shoesday