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THE YEAR OF GOOD SEX!! · Relatables

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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. Twenty twenty six is the year
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Speaker 1: of good sex. Good luck.
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Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of finally talking to
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Speaker 2: my hot ass neighbor.
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Speaker 3: Ooh, you have to do that, because how often is
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Speaker 3: it that you're single and your neighbor is also single
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Speaker 3: and hot?
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Speaker 1: How old is he? First? Come on, I need to
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Speaker 1: ask this question, Janey cares me j Relatable Relatable.
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Speaker 2: The Relatable podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, Audie Clark aka Mummy.
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Speaker 1: Wow, dang, I'm not gonna lie.
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Speaker 2: That was That was take one. Yeah, I was like,
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Speaker 2: how do we we have a record for ages? I
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Speaker 2: was like, oh, how do I do this?
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Speaker 1: We're a bit rusty guys. It's the first time we
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Speaker 1: were recording in twenty twenty six together. How exciting, very
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Speaker 1: very exciting. I gotta say, I've missed it. I love
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Speaker 1: this shit. Okay, you know, okay, I was gonna I
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Speaker 1: thought you.
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Speaker 2: I knew you were going to say like, oh I
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Speaker 2: missed it.
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Speaker 1: I missed it. I thought you were reaching in your
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Speaker 1: pocket to like get something for me. No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: I just I'm bloody.
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Speaker 2: My bank just let me your Amazon took nine to
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Speaker 2: ninety nine from me, the fucker from my prime membership.
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Speaker 1: Mood killed.
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Speaker 2: But I was thinking about it the other day, right,
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Speaker 2: so we full transparency. Haven't recorded since like the fucking
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Speaker 2: nineteenth or eighteenth and nineteenth of December before christ and
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Speaker 2: today's the twelfth of January, so it's actually a long
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Speaker 2: time not to record, and it was over the Christmas period,
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Speaker 2: so just did fuck all?
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: I was thinking about it the other day and I
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Speaker 2: was like, absolutely love my job. What I love more
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Speaker 2: doing nothing? So yeah, I was thinking, like I love
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Speaker 2: doing it.
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Speaker 1: Nothing different in that aspect because I always like I
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Speaker 1: like to keep occupied occupied, okay, yeah, and like busy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm not so much busy. I just like to have
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Speaker 1: a little bit of obligation so I feel accomplished, I think.
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Speaker 1: Is what I don't like to do nothing.
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Speaker 2: So if you were to say I'm occupied OCCUPIEDO, I
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Speaker 2: I only for some reason. I think occupato memes means
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Speaker 2: the same thing as like taken.
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Speaker 1: Or I guess in use. Yeah, it's like you want
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Speaker 1: to be. It's just like if I've got a day
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Speaker 1: of activities and eighty percent of them is maybe not eighty.
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Speaker 1: Let's go sixty percent is doing something like this? I
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Speaker 1: really then the forty percent is nothing. I'll going on
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Speaker 1: the gym. Yeah, yeah, sixty forty is a good ratio. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I like very privileged, you like ninety nine.
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Speaker 2: Every now and then I need a day where it's
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Speaker 2: sixty forty, where I'm doing something forty percent of the
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Speaker 2: time and nothing sixty six days of the week. It
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Speaker 2: could be one hundred percent nothing.
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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Just because I got a kindle
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Speaker 1: what you were about to say, It's because I've got
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Speaker 1: a kid. Did you see my story on Instagram the
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Speaker 1: other day?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got chatty you to give me kids, And
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Speaker 2: I was like, guys, have we been hiding something from you?
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Speaker 2: Some people believed it. Really, I'm not some people fully
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Speaker 2: believed it.
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Speaker 4: You want five.
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Speaker 2: One of those kids was like eight, and we also
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Speaker 2: would have had to have those kids before we met.
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Speaker 1: But I like you too.
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Speaker 2: Dominant jeans A and I best and I have both
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Speaker 2: werown hats, so it gave them more hats in the genol.
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Speaker 1: I was happy.
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Speaker 2: All I said was give us three kids. I was
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Speaker 2: very happy when boy girl boy, and also in that order.
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Speaker 1: What is do you want three? I would be okay
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Speaker 1: with three. Like, if you got to choose, what would
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Speaker 1: you want?
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Speaker 2: I think I would want if I actually got to choose.
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Speaker 2: I take back what I said before. I think I
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Speaker 2: would want girl boy girl, And you want three if
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Speaker 2: I had that three? Or do you mean if I
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Speaker 2: how many?
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Speaker 1: You know what? I actually do want three? I want two.
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Speaker 2: I see I was saying two for a very long
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Speaker 2: time because I grew up with a lot of siblings both.
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Speaker 2: So my mum's had four kids and my dad's had
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Speaker 2: four kids, so therefore I'm one of six. Yeah, and
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Speaker 2: it's cool to have that many, a lot of family,
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Speaker 2: a lot of cousins and stuff. So I want to
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Speaker 2: give my kids like half of that, you know what
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Speaker 2: I mean.
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Speaker 1: But I don't want to have You're the middle child
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Speaker 1: in both too, Yeah, so both so like I feel
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Speaker 1: like three, so you get a bit of the taste
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Speaker 1: of your own medicine.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of want to like me, here's what, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I want to have a middle child so I can
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Speaker 2: go through that life of a middle child and I
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Speaker 2: can forget that it exists. And then when it says
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Speaker 2: something like you always forget about me, I'll be like, hey,
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Speaker 2: me and you are alike. I was the middle child too,
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Speaker 2: you know what'd you say that?
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Speaker 1: But Jake, I had a new way I wanted to
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Speaker 1: start the episode. I'm going to call this relatables Voice
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Speaker 1: males and we have a prompt what we put on
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Speaker 1: our story and this week's prompt was what's the dumbest
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Speaker 1: thing a guy you've been seeing is done? And we
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Speaker 1: asked you baddies to send in a voicemail coming straight
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Speaker 1: from the source of the dumbest thing From God I
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Speaker 1: have done so headphonees on good to hear it from
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Speaker 1: the voices. I thought it would be a good funny
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Speaker 1: way to start the year off, just laughing at how
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Speaker 1: dumb men are. And some people put their names, but
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Speaker 1: I'm going to keep them more anonymous a week one.
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Speaker 1: But if you guys like this, I'll tell you next
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Speaker 1: week's prompt at the end.
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Speaker 2: So unless you started your voice message off with like, hello,
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Speaker 2: my name is, please call me back on currently take
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Speaker 2: that out.
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Speaker 1: Let's go.
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Speaker 5: Tell me that he has to end it, not because
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Speaker 5: he doesn't want to, but because the boys before a boys'
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Speaker 5: trip have said that they don't think that he has
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Speaker 5: time to text, so he has to end it with me.
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Speaker 6: And when I.
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Speaker 5: Questioned that, you know that's okay, like if you feel
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Speaker 5: that way.
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Speaker 6: He said, no, no, I want a relationship with you,
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Speaker 6: but the boys don't think that I can, and I
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Speaker 6: need to listen to the boys. And then I answered saying,
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Speaker 6: I didn't realize I was seeing the boys. I thought,
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Speaker 6: it's just you. So, yeah, that's probably the dumbest thing
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Speaker 6: I've ever heard in my life.
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Speaker 1: What that's relatable? The boys? The boys always have such
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Speaker 1: a stronghold in the relationship of some men a men boys.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the boys said, I don't so this is before
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Speaker 2: a boy's trip that's going to go for like I
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Speaker 2: don't know, five days. The boys have said, I just
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Speaker 2: don't think you're gonna have time to text your missus.
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Speaker 1: That's insane, That is insane. I guess what dodged a bullet?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You did?
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Speaker 2: You dodged a bullet or more like a fucking what's
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Speaker 2: a missile?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? What's a better thing like dodged a bullet?
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Speaker 2: I mean, look, you can survive a bullet hitching the
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Speaker 2: right atomic bomb, yeah, yeah, you can survive a bullet.
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Speaker 1: What else could you say? You missed you missed the plague.
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Speaker 1: A plague of boys, all right. Next one.
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Speaker 7: A man once told me that he believes you can
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Speaker 7: get pregnant when you're not ovulating or there's no egg
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Speaker 7: there present, and I was like, no, you need an
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Speaker 7: egg to get pregnant. And he's like, no, you can
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Speaker 7: get pregnant anytime of the month, like even if you're
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Speaker 7: like on your cycle. And I was like, no, you can't,
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Speaker 7: and he was like full arguing with me about it,
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Speaker 7: and I was like okay. I literally just said okay
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Speaker 7: and like walked away because I was in shock that
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Speaker 7: this man who's never had a cycle, never owned a uterus,
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Speaker 7: was telling me a woman how cycles and a uterus works.
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Speaker 7: Like it's rough out here being a woman, a straight woman,
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Speaker 7: it really is.
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Speaker 2: The way she said that he's never owned a uterus.
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Speaker 2: Do women have conversations like hey, how much did you
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Speaker 2: pay for your us?
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Speaker 1: About? It's crazy? Like I fet men and no at all.
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Speaker 1: Eight Yeah. Men love to know shit. I love it.
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Speaker 1: I love knowing a cheeky little fact. They get like
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Speaker 1: backed up against the wall and then they're like no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: this is how it is. No, but I saw it
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Speaker 1: on a TikTok video. Yeah, okay, okay, question.
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Speaker 2: Not to undermine anything the baddy just said, Am I
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Speaker 2: wrong to like? I actually did think. I know an
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Speaker 2: egg needs to be present, but the time like you
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Speaker 2: can get pregnant, you don't have to be ovulated.
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Speaker 1: I looked it up. Oh you did reference check it
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Speaker 1: yeah with our best friend GBT. Huh, and there's a
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Speaker 1: very very very slim chance. Okay, so it's like basically
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Speaker 1: but if there's no egg then no.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it just needs to be like the off
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Speaker 2: chance that randomly an egg is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: but also baddies proof checked that. I'm pretty sure that. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: don't take that actually yeah yeah, still wear protection when
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Speaker 2: you're not ovulating, and while you're ovulating, always wear projection.
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Speaker 1: Because I was thinking, fuck, sure you can, like well
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Speaker 1: you're on your period.
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Speaker 2: I was thinking, I've just always assumed here, okkkk wait,
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Speaker 2: I think it's just safe to assume that you have
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Speaker 2: a chance of.
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Speaker 1: Getting pregnant every time you have sex. All right, well,
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Speaker 1: and that's why you safe sex, safe sex practices. Yes,
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Speaker 1: safe to shu what this guy was saying, I saw.
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Speaker 2: I believe it could have just been like a guy
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Speaker 2: making a TikTok video or something, and so, okay, this
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Speaker 2: is like wild to say, but because you when when
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Speaker 2: you're in a relationship and you're not trying to have
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Speaker 2: a baby, you know, you wear a condom, maybe your
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Speaker 2: girlfriend's on the pill, maybe she's got a type of
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Speaker 2: contraception or no contraception or so you pull out. And
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Speaker 2: so I think it's like a very weird thing that
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Speaker 2: men dream about when they're like when we do go
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Speaker 2: for having a kid, I'm just keen to be able
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Speaker 2: to like, you know, finishing there all the time, and
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Speaker 2: the consequence is like not a consequence because we want
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Speaker 2: the kid, true, you know.
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Speaker 1: Okay, So I think that's something guilty of thinking. No, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: girls like it too.
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I can't speak for girls, like it's
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Speaker 2: kind of sexy, sexy if you're like kind of coming
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Speaker 2: at the same time and he stays in right. But
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Speaker 2: so I'm guilty of thinking that. But I saw this thing,
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Speaker 2: and this guy goes, when you're trying to have a.
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Speaker 1: Baby, it's not sexy, bro, But can't you make it?
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 1: Why isn't it? Because like, what are you're doing some
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Speaker 1: boring positions? Because if you think about.
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Speaker 2: It, it's like maybe it starts off sexy because you're like,
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Speaker 2: we're doing this for the love of all loves. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: come give me a big fat kiss on the lips type.
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Speaker 2: Shit becomes a chore, yeah, but then it's going to
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Speaker 2: become this like clockwork thing of like I'm ovulating from
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Speaker 2: the eighteenth to the twenty sixth, all right, twice a day.
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Speaker 2: You better get hot.
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Speaker 1: I love that.
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Speaker 2: And so the whole thing is just like it's not
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Speaker 2: as sexy as you think it is because it's like
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Speaker 2: becoming a thing where you're like, we're doing this not
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Speaker 2: for the pleasure, for the fucking well. I guess it
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Speaker 2: comes down to like your levels of fertility. Yeah, true
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Speaker 2: in a sense of like if it happens like in
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Speaker 2: the first couple of times, you're cheering and that was
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Speaker 2: hot and sexy, but it's like long and you gotta
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Speaker 2: like start seeing a specialist and shit, and you do
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Speaker 2: have to go like it's like a month and you're like,
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Speaker 2: I'm not be letting this da da da da. I
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Speaker 2: can see why it wouldn't become sexy, and it's just
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Speaker 2: like hard work, yeah, and like.
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Speaker 1: A little bit sad. It's like a shifting Yeah, but
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Speaker 1: at the start, I can give me like a month
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Speaker 1: of that shit. I'm loving it. I got a couple
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Speaker 1: more voicemails. So what's the dumbest thing a guy I've
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Speaker 1: been saying is done?
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Speaker 8: I was once on a walk with a group of people,
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Speaker 8: some of them my friends, some just other people that
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Speaker 8: decide to come and join us from school. And while
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Speaker 8: we're on this walk, this one guy was like, oh yeah,
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Speaker 8: I can push out and pull my ship back in
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Speaker 8: without shitting myself. And we were like, oh okay, and
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Speaker 8: he then proceeded to show us and ended up shitting
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Speaker 8: himself and had to finish the walk with shit in
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Speaker 8: his underwear.
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Speaker 1: What that is not something that you put on display?
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Speaker 1: What person think that's a good idea? Okay, here's a
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Speaker 1: question as well.
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Speaker 2: Let's say you're on a walk and for some reason
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Speaker 2: you decide that you need a shit so bad and
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Speaker 2: you're not going to just like go into the bush
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Speaker 2: and or like try and find a place of squat.
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Speaker 2: You decide I'm going to do it in my pants.
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Speaker 2: Do you keep the shit in your underwear or do
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Speaker 2: you like open a leg and jiggle it out, like
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Speaker 2: surely you jiggle it out.
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Speaker 1: I would take everything off and then like time my
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Speaker 1: onis up and frown and then free ball.
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Speaker 2: Also like if push comes to shove, push in this
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Speaker 2: literal sense out in my buttole I'm running away from everyone.
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Speaker 1: Guy and running away and also moving. Yeah, hello, count
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Speaker 1: I got one more. This one's a little bit hard
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Speaker 1: to hear, but it's funny.
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Speaker 9: I don't know how to throw it them all, dad,
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Speaker 9: I tut them to my friend to want. She was
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Speaker 9: adding a dinner was killed boyfriend at his place. She
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Speaker 9: spilled a drink. He took his sock off, and he
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Speaker 9: write the table with his sock. I think it's strange.
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Speaker 2: So this guy took someone spilled a drink and this
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Speaker 2: guy took his sock off and wiped it with his sock.
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Speaker 1: What the thinking on your feet? Hey, he's a problem solved? Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know what? You want him in your life?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you had no peppertowel. He's a real problem solve.
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Speaker 1: But bad is That was the relatable voice Males next
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Speaker 1: Week question. If you liked that was, what's the best
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Speaker 1: way you've dumped a guy? There'll be a link in
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Speaker 1: the top of the description and simply click it and
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Speaker 1: then you can record a voice member and send it
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Speaker 1: to us.
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Speaker 2: Dang, the best way you've done a guy?
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Speaker 1: That should be good some ta I mean my Tierra.
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Speaker 2: I feel like, Yeah, twenty twenty six is the year
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Speaker 2: of like I want.
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Speaker 1: I want to be saying what yeah, way more? Tell
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Speaker 1: me more?
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Speaker 10: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay, baddies, it's time for our new segments, new ins
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Speaker 2: and outs of the week.
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Speaker 1: It'd be rude, not too, wouldn't it hit us with
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Speaker 1: an out? All right, I'm going to start with my
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Speaker 1: out for twenty twenty six is post seven pm, no
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Speaker 1: contact from anyone. Hey, I like that. You got me a.
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Speaker 2: You got me an alarm clock. That's the some rise
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Speaker 2: alarm clock. But it also has the time on it
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Speaker 2: and stuff like that, right, And so my excuse for
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Speaker 2: longest time is I would, you know, charge my phone
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Speaker 2: in the kitchen and so I don't wake up to
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Speaker 2: it and like, you know, at seven pm or whatever,
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Speaker 2: so I put in the kitchen, go upstairs, chill in
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Speaker 2: my room. But I'm always like, well, I want to
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Speaker 2: know what time is, and I also want to wake up.
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Speaker 1: I've been meaning to do that actually, because when I'm
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Speaker 1: in my living room, I don't have a clock down there,
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Speaker 1: so I keep my phone like with me, so I
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Speaker 1: know what the time is so I can go to bed.
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Speaker 1: There you go.
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Speaker 2: We need clocks in houses.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an inn, bring back clock, bring back clocks.
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Speaker 2: Okay, but what seriously, what's an inn?
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Speaker 1: Okay? So in's it has to be perfect ted healthy
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Speaker 1: energy drinks, Jake, Might I just tell you that my
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Speaker 1: fridge is stocked same.
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Speaker 2: Bro Hey, I got to say, so many drinks out there.
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Speaker 2: They're like crazy ingredients, wild packaging. I don't even know,
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Speaker 2: like what half of the ingredients mean.
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Speaker 1: Right, That's why Marissa created these perfect had healthy Angie drinks.
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Speaker 1: She didn't even have us guys in mind when making them.
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Speaker 1: And might I just say they actually slapped a bit
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Speaker 1: of ASMR there for you. I hope the bad is
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Speaker 1: like ASMR. Oh, wait more ASMR.
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 1: I agree.
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Speaker 2: They are tasty, powered by Marcher, which is pretty cool.
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Speaker 2: Apple raspberry always.
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Speaker 1: Goes down a tree, very nice. I think I'm a
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Speaker 1: bit more of a juicy peach man myself. Juicy peach,
16:34
Speaker 1: juicy peaches. But where do you pick yours up from? Odie?
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Speaker 1: You know I'm a cold guy. I am too Jake,
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Speaker 1: it's been such a long time since we've actually just
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Speaker 1: caught up.
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Speaker 2: I know I've missed you.
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Speaker 1: You have I've missed you too, man, I actually I
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Speaker 1: have to.
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Speaker 2: And I realized that the other day as well.
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Speaker 1: More. Actually I kind of realized it only yesterday, so like,
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Speaker 1: because you're thinking about me while I was too busy
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Speaker 1: doing nothing, because.
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Speaker 2: While I was away for Christmas, you know, I had
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Speaker 2: spent so all year with you basically, and so I
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Speaker 2: was thinking, like, is it bad that I don't miss.
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Speaker 1: Audie right now? And then I was like, no, it
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Speaker 1: makes sense, like I see a lot of him, you know,
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Speaker 1: it is what it is. But then when I yesterday
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Speaker 1: and I was.
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Speaker 2: Like, oh, we're going to record, and I was like,
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Speaker 2: I'm actually quite excited looking forward to it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I love what we do. But prior to our break,
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Speaker 1: if someboddies remember we were speaking on you being out
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Speaker 1: of touch a little bit, just just to p yeah
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Speaker 1: you you what car is your dad drive? Again?
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Speaker 2: And this in Navara a secondhand. This is Navara twenty twenty, bro,
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Speaker 2: And you'd be fair. It's got two toolboxes in the back.
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Speaker 2: It looks cool, and the other one he only has
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Speaker 2: one car and the other one my mom has Evolvo.
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Speaker 1: No, no, the other car that's in your family that
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Speaker 1: your dad.
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Speaker 2: My sister has a mass.
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Speaker 1: I don't have to say the year.
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Speaker 2: I know what he's talking about.
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Speaker 1: You're talking about the Range now, I could I forget
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Speaker 1: the Range Rave? But did you drive it when you're
18:23
Speaker 1: in Queensland? Funny? No, I'm not allowed? Why so so No,
18:29
Speaker 1: it's because you're the middle child.
18:30
Speaker 2: No, he recently, you know, so it's been about a
18:37
Speaker 2: year since he left his company that he started. And
18:41
Speaker 2: so I think, for whatever reason, up until only a
18:46
Speaker 2: couple of months ago, his cars were still on the
18:48
Speaker 2: fleet insurance, so the company was still paying for him.
18:52
Speaker 2: I think he must have been paid out still or whatever.
18:54
Speaker 2: And so it's all done now. And and I asked
18:57
Speaker 2: if I could take the Range to wherever I was going,
19:00
Speaker 2: and he goes oh, and Kate, my stepmom, She's like yeah,
19:03
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and Dad goes off, I actually.
19:08
Speaker 1: Own.
19:08
Speaker 2: Anyone under thirty is not allowed to drive it. I
19:10
Speaker 2: can only get it insured for thirty and up, because
19:13
Speaker 2: if I wanted to do twenty five and up, it
19:15
Speaker 2: was an extra.
19:15
Speaker 1: Five grand year. It was like, Dad looks at this budgeting. Yeah,
19:20
Speaker 1: come on, it's because of how much the car.
19:22
Speaker 2: It's like, Dad, what's with this budgeting?
19:24
Speaker 1: Was chill?
19:25
Speaker 2: But no, no, I can't drive it.
19:27
Speaker 1: I've done it before, but not anymore. I just have
19:31
Speaker 1: to do it like up and down the driveway.
19:32
Speaker 2: Yeah. True, imagine if I crashed in the driveway.
19:34
Speaker 1: But speaking about a touch, I had my let's call
19:38
Speaker 1: it worst out of touch moment. I think okay, and
19:41
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna love this.
19:42
Speaker 2: Okay.
19:43
Speaker 1: So with the Christmas season, I was like, oh, I'll
19:45
Speaker 1: buy myself some clothes. I think it must be nice.
19:49
Speaker 1: It was. It starts. It was in preparation for Lost Paradise.
19:52
Speaker 1: The first of all, I went to his new pants.
19:54
Speaker 2: By the way, yeah, they like him cottonon. No, this
19:57
Speaker 2: is just a sos ass.
20:00
Speaker 1: It's called as I called it ass. Surely everyone calls
20:05
Speaker 1: it a sauce ass. Whatever. Anyway, some people might know
20:11
Speaker 1: my favorite brand is Dreamers Club. I wear a lot
20:13
Speaker 1: of their shirts on this pod. They're like the smiley
20:15
Speaker 1: face ones. And I was like, I buy myself some
20:17
Speaker 1: Dreamers Club. There was like a sale for like Boxing
20:19
Speaker 1: dail or some some boxing sale Boxing Day or some bullshit,
20:24
Speaker 1: and Anyway, I bought a T shirt, a button up,
20:27
Speaker 1: and a pair of pants, rocked up to my house
20:30
Speaker 1: and opened it. There was two T shirts, button up
20:34
Speaker 1: and a pair of pants, and I was like, oh sick.
20:36
Speaker 1: They fucked up the order. I've got two of the
20:38
Speaker 1: exact same shirt. I was like, oh, I score. I
20:41
Speaker 1: was thinking about it. I was like, let me just
20:42
Speaker 1: double check my order. I ordered two shirts, so they didn't.
20:45
Speaker 1: I paid for it and I didn't even realize.
20:49
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, I don't know where this guy
20:52
Speaker 2: gets his money.
20:54
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I couldn't do that.
20:56
Speaker 2: I was like looking, I was like, I'm adding up
20:58
Speaker 2: that ship as I'm looking at it, thinking have I
21:00
Speaker 2: got the budget for this? This guy accidentally hads too.
21:04
Speaker 2: Clearly doesn't look at the total price when he goes
21:06
Speaker 2: to check out because he doesn't give a fuck because
21:09
Speaker 2: he has way too much money.
21:12
Speaker 1: One of my traits that I am very proud of
21:14
Speaker 1: is I can admit when I'm wrong. So clearly I'm
21:17
Speaker 1: a little bit out of touch. Clearly this is proof
21:21
Speaker 1: in the put I was actually going to bring the
21:22
Speaker 1: shirt and give it to you, because I've got two
21:23
Speaker 1: of the exact same shirts. It's just like a cream
21:26
Speaker 1: shirt that says I dream or something, and then the
21:29
Speaker 1: little Dreams club at the front. Classic. Yeah, I think
21:32
Speaker 1: it was on sale. It's only like forty bucks.
21:33
Speaker 2: I'm over here shopping at cottonop whatever. Boxing down sales,
21:36
Speaker 2: Boxing Day sails are.
21:37
Speaker 1: Cotton Bally slides cotton on where there's.
21:40
Speaker 2: Actually can I tell you where?
21:41
Speaker 1: Oh wit.
21:41
Speaker 2: Also twenty twenty six the year of jean shorts for
21:44
Speaker 2: Jake Jewts, I've joined the club. I remember you used
21:47
Speaker 2: to hate Georgs, hate Jordans and then they stand up
21:49
Speaker 2: for a second.
21:50
Speaker 1: On geords bell there's shorts, mate, Come on, what do
21:55
Speaker 1: you mean geworts need over the knees?
21:57
Speaker 2: But I thought that like the material like jeans.
21:59
Speaker 1: Jeans, it's I've always called jaorts over the kneecaps. I
22:03
Speaker 1: would just call them shorts. They're also like I can
22:06
Speaker 1: see your argument too.
22:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna I'm
22:11
Speaker 2: part of the short the jorts game.
22:12
Speaker 1: No, I would never go like fully over the knee.
22:14
Speaker 1: I've got these are like halfway on the knee. Should
22:16
Speaker 1: rock them. That's why I was rocking it lost.
22:18
Speaker 2: Okay, these are actually from Cottonam, Really, my other one's broke.
22:23
Speaker 2: My barley one's broke.
22:24
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
22:25
Speaker 2: I'm not also not spending round of bucks again on
22:28
Speaker 2: a pair of real ones. These are from Uniclo. Yeah,
22:31
Speaker 2: I like unique cloth cottonam. Guess how much my outfit costs?
22:36
Speaker 2: Hundred cost?
22:40
Speaker 1: How which they are? These runs out? I come in
22:42
Speaker 1: like one eighty. These are fifty Unique cloth like twenty bucks.
22:46
Speaker 1: So it just says it like it's nice anyway. So
22:51
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit of touch. How was your holiday?
22:54
Speaker 1: And that was good?
22:55
Speaker 2: At a grand old time. I I've just did that.
23:01
Speaker 2: I would like twenty twenty six to be the year
23:03
Speaker 2: that people let new things become their personality.
23:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't. The problem with that is your new things
23:12
Speaker 1: don't last. That's what I'm saying. It's like, who cares
23:14
Speaker 1: if they don't last? What's a new thing you? Kindle? Kindle? Yeah,
23:17
Speaker 1: I could see it coming.
23:18
Speaker 2: I don't care if it doesn't last. If you want
23:22
Speaker 2: to be obsessed with this new thing and make it
23:24
Speaker 2: your whole personality and then in like six weeks.
23:27
Speaker 1: You're like this is boring. Who cares?
23:30
Speaker 2: Let it be your personality for six weeks, be who
23:32
Speaker 2: you want to be true you're the person that has
23:35
Speaker 2: multiple personalities.
23:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, like let it happen sort of.
23:39
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six the year of doing I guess whatever
23:41
Speaker 2: you want?
23:42
Speaker 1: Would that be classified as ADHD? I have no idea
23:45
Speaker 1: hyper fixations on something.
23:47
Speaker 2: Maybe twenty twenty six is a year that I get
23:49
Speaker 2: diagnosed with ADHD or what we.
23:53
Speaker 1: Just found out, and I think we can use it.
23:55
Speaker 1: Neurodiversient sounds cool. Yeah, the year I become neuro divergent.
23:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so yeah, I would say six a year
24:06
Speaker 2: of that. I got a what else did I yet?
24:10
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you give for Christmas? Good question?
24:14
Speaker 1: A record? I got a Nolklan record? Pretty cool? I
24:19
Speaker 1: can't remember I got. I think I like the Web
24:21
Speaker 1: the most from you. Have you used it yet? Have?
24:24
Speaker 1: We had a family picnic and mom and Dad needed
24:27
Speaker 1: a barbecue and I was like, I've got one.
24:33
Speaker 2: I've used my range finder that you got me water
24:36
Speaker 2: flosser pretty sick.
24:37
Speaker 1: Yeah? Use that? Yeah, I've hit it now on the head.
24:40
Speaker 1: You wrocked up with your bloody case I got oh yeah,
24:42
Speaker 1: the casey Oh that was a Patreon exclusive. Yeah, that's
24:45
Speaker 1: unfortunately speaking about Patreon, we got a big announcement for Patreon. Guys,
24:52
Speaker 1: this is the last time you will ever be able
24:56
Speaker 1: to get our Patreon.
24:57
Speaker 2: What do they get on Patreon, Jake, You get book
25:00
Speaker 2: Club five days early on a Monday, you get extended
25:04
Speaker 2: editions of the Dilemmas on a Wednesday, and you get
25:07
Speaker 2: a fullst episode on Thursday.
25:09
Speaker 1: And this is the last time you'll be ever able
25:12
Speaker 1: to get all of that for five dollars aud because
25:16
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it next week the prices are
25:18
Speaker 1: raising two per mind. Oh my god, yeah, bro, cost
25:26
Speaker 1: of living crisis. We got bills to pay. I'm out
25:29
Speaker 1: of touch, like we need more money, be out of touch.
25:32
Speaker 2: Chat should have come after we've up to the price.
25:35
Speaker 1: Patreon, but honestly, we do have one of the cheapest Patriot,
25:38
Speaker 1: one of the cheapest patreons on the internet.
25:42
Speaker 2: Patreon sends us emails being like, yeah, you haven't up
25:45
Speaker 2: your prices four it's like twenty six months.
25:47
Speaker 1: Or something like why are keeping track? They just want
25:50
Speaker 1: more money? Yeah, you know what, so do we so
25:53
Speaker 1: get in now. You've got a week until as of
25:56
Speaker 1: this episode coming out to lock that price in and
25:59
Speaker 1: to touch on the patren members who are already in there.
26:02
Speaker 1: Your prices will not be affected as long as you
26:05
Speaker 1: stay a member.
26:06
Speaker 2: Wonderful. I got a random funny story that came of
26:10
Speaker 2: my had so my older sister Joanna was in Canada.
26:13
Speaker 2: She came to visit for Christmas. She's actually still in
26:15
Speaker 2: Queensland at my parents' place, but she flew into Sydney
26:19
Speaker 2: two days before we went to Queensland. And the day
26:21
Speaker 2: after she flew in is her birthday. So we went
26:25
Speaker 2: to like some bar pub cool. It was like really cool.
26:31
Speaker 2: I don't remember what it was called. It's like in
26:33
Speaker 2: north northern beaches of Sydney or something. And we were
26:37
Speaker 2: there chilling, you know, got pizza, a bunch of food
26:41
Speaker 2: or whatever. And we had two tables booked, like big
26:46
Speaker 2: bench seat tables, and we didn't end up needing both
26:49
Speaker 2: of them. We all fit on the one. So there
26:51
Speaker 2: was one that was free for ages. And then this
26:54
Speaker 2: table just a little waves up from us with a
26:56
Speaker 2: bunch of middle aged you know, couples. They got told
27:00
Speaker 2: their table was needed for a booking and so we said, oh,
27:03
Speaker 2: you can have this one, we're not using it. So
27:05
Speaker 2: they went over and sat over there, and but right
27:07
Speaker 2: before they'd gone over and sat on it. I had
27:09
Speaker 2: cleared our table of our extra food that we were
27:11
Speaker 2: going to chuck out or just get them to take
27:12
Speaker 2: because we were going to have cake, and so I'd
27:15
Speaker 2: put the food there and then it's like, oh, you
27:16
Speaker 2: guys can have this if you want. Sorry, I just
27:17
Speaker 2: want food here, like I'll get someone to come and
27:19
Speaker 2: get it. And they go, oh no, no, no, leave it,
27:21
Speaker 2: we'll eat it. What it's like three slices of pizza
27:26
Speaker 2: really like cold fries. Well, the people were these people
27:31
Speaker 2: just like run of the mill couple, just I don't know,
27:35
Speaker 2: Aussie people like.
27:36
Speaker 1: To be fair. The game's a game.
27:39
Speaker 2: And they were like forties fifties, like early fifties maybe fifties,
27:43
Speaker 2: and they were like that's bold a and they were
27:45
Speaker 2: pretty drunk. And I was like, they're like, can we
27:50
Speaker 2: have it? And I was like, I mean, if you
27:52
Speaker 2: want it. And I was just thinking this is crazy
27:55
Speaker 2: because I remember working in hospitality and just are always
28:00
Speaker 2: drilling in that. You know, if you're taking a plate
28:04
Speaker 2: that sell has food on it back, you like you
28:08
Speaker 2: cannot eat.
28:09
Speaker 1: The food off that plate. It's disgusted and it actually
28:12
Speaker 1: means I don't know where you get you guys came from.
28:15
Speaker 2: I could have gone and taken a ship, which I
28:17
Speaker 2: most likely had, yeah, and not wash my hands properly,
28:20
Speaker 2: which I most likely didn't, and then touch some of
28:22
Speaker 2: that food and it grazed another chip that I didn't
28:24
Speaker 2: end up eating.
28:25
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But also the type of
28:27
Speaker 1: people that are doing that probably know how grubby they
28:30
Speaker 1: are and think, these guys, this is a nice group
28:33
Speaker 1: of people. Their immune systems are probably strong. They can't
28:35
Speaker 1: be grubbier than me. I'm gonna eat that shit fair.
28:38
Speaker 2: I mean maybe I mean fair over I was sinking
28:41
Speaker 2: that is crazy.
28:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it.
28:43
Speaker 2: They hooked in.
28:45
Speaker 1: They ate it all.
28:46
Speaker 2: And then we had cupcakes for the cake and started raining.
28:50
Speaker 2: Didn't want to didn't want to ring the cupcakes. I'm
28:52
Speaker 2: guess what I did, offered it to them.
28:53
Speaker 1: They ate them. I couldn't believe it.
28:56
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
28:58
Speaker 1: New best friend? Yeah? Oh my god? Oh did your.
29:01
Speaker 2: Parents did Cassie and Cassie's parents and your parents meet?
29:04
Speaker 1: No? No yet, because they said they wanted to write
29:06
Speaker 1: where they've been meaning to.
29:08
Speaker 2: My parents and best parents have met?
29:10
Speaker 1: Oh? How was it? It was good? Yeah?
29:12
Speaker 2: So we went up and stepping my parents for Christmas,
29:17
Speaker 2: and for I think like a couple of days before
29:22
Speaker 2: actual Christmas. Best family was also their stand at a hotel.
29:24
Speaker 2: So they came over for like dinner one night, and
29:26
Speaker 2: then they came over for actual Christmas Day, and.
29:28
Speaker 1: Yeah it was chill as it's good.
29:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, they really like each other best parents or also
29:33
Speaker 2: her brother and her sister.
29:36
Speaker 1: So it was a full family affair.
29:37
Speaker 2: Has an older sister that wasn't there because she was
29:39
Speaker 2: in Japan, but so yeah, it was a full on
29:42
Speaker 2: family affair. Best's whole family, My whole family. I'd like
29:44
Speaker 2: my aunts, some aunties and uncles and cousins there and.
29:46
Speaker 1: Shit, you know what's next? What dropping a knee?
29:50
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to say one thing before I get
29:53
Speaker 2: to that, right, because I have a funny story. Sorry
29:56
Speaker 2: about the hey wiredness of this episode, Batties.
29:59
Speaker 1: But so we're catching up, yeah, live and so Okay.
30:04
Speaker 2: My parents, they they aren't shy to make like a
30:12
Speaker 2: bit of a shrine for a deceased animal in the family.
30:15
Speaker 1: Right.
30:15
Speaker 2: Oh, and so we used to have a brown labrador
30:18
Speaker 2: named Comrade James Craig. Okay, and so we'd add Christmas lunch,
30:25
Speaker 2: everyone's kind of you getting to that point where you're
30:27
Speaker 2: all really full, and everyone goes and sits in their
30:28
Speaker 2: secretaries to have some silent time. And Beth's mum, she know,
30:33
Speaker 2: she going up walking over the lounge or whatever, and
30:34
Speaker 2: she sees this very nice like steel metal urge she
30:40
Speaker 2: thought was a kid and and death with her and
30:43
Speaker 2: she goes James Craig, who's James Craig. She thought that
30:49
Speaker 2: I had a fucking younger brother, or like an older
30:52
Speaker 2: brother that had died also died in twenty twenty five.
30:56
Speaker 2: Imagine if I'm dating your daughter and I come to
30:59
Speaker 2: your house to dinner like it twice a month, and
31:01
Speaker 2: I don't mention a dead brother, and BET's like, that's
31:06
Speaker 2: a dog.
31:10
Speaker 1: But she was like, James, I'm glad Beth, just like
31:14
Speaker 1: he distinguished the fire.
31:16
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, because Beth told me later that
31:19
Speaker 2: day and I was like, oh, that's so funny. Then
31:20
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, imagine if she's just sitting there thinking,
31:23
Speaker 2: how come they never mentioned a dead fucking brother. But
31:29
Speaker 2: on the chat of engagements of dropping a knee. So
31:32
Speaker 2: Beth and I are going to Canada in July, right,
31:37
Speaker 2: and so while we were there a whole bunch, like
31:41
Speaker 2: everyone's joking Queen. Sorry, everyone's joking around about like dropping
31:47
Speaker 2: on her knee or like the chat comes up of
31:49
Speaker 2: who's going to be first, and then everyone's obviously like
31:50
Speaker 2: it's going to be Jake because I'm the oldest cousin
31:53
Speaker 2: with a girlfriend. And and then later that afternoon, I
32:00
Speaker 2: I've already said I do my ring Chickens with Beth
32:02
Speaker 2: right still doing that, and so I still do. We
32:04
Speaker 2: still do the ring Chickens, And then every month and
32:07
Speaker 2: then I'm trying to think how it all came up.
32:10
Speaker 2: Like basically I said to Beth. I was like, I mean, hey,
32:14
Speaker 2: Canada would be a great place for it, you know.
32:17
Speaker 2: And I was full being serious. I was like, it
32:19
Speaker 2: could be a great place for it.
32:20
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she goes Canada that's so soon.
32:30
Speaker 10: No, And I was like, boy, every time someone mentions it,
32:34
Speaker 10: you're looking at me like, yeah, where is it?
32:37
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I mentioned it seriously. Once she goes
32:39
Speaker 1: that's so soon, that's called something.
32:42
Speaker 2: Hypocrisy is cold fucking feet is what it's gone. Bro.
32:49
Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't really. I laughed to myself and I thought, yeah,
32:54
Speaker 1: you're I knew you were all that's kind of sick.
33:02
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, look, i'll wait till we're at
33:05
Speaker 2: three years next Canada talking about I couldn't believe it.
33:12
Speaker 1: That's funny. But when you were doing that, I went
33:19
Speaker 1: to Lost Paradise. Oh yeah, I actually genuinely want to
33:23
Speaker 1: ask you how it was, because I haven't asked you. Yeah, okay,
33:25
Speaker 1: so it was good. Overall, it was good. But I
33:28
Speaker 1: have some ship to talk as well. I think I'm
33:30
Speaker 1: allowed to do it. No, I am, I can say
33:32
Speaker 1: whatever I want. It's coming on. Yeah, you've been so
33:35
Speaker 1: I'll firstly get the good out of the way and
33:37
Speaker 1: then i'll go to the bad. The good was the
33:39
Speaker 1: festivals out ten, really good, really well run, and I
33:44
Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoyed that. I glamped, and I got that from
33:48
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, glamping sucked ass. Lamping was fucking terrible. Way.
33:54
Speaker 1: I was pissed. So a couple of points, we rock
33:57
Speaker 1: up and glambing has its own bush. No, it's not
34:03
Speaker 1: that I was like special, that's what we thought. So
34:06
Speaker 1: we rock up to where all the buses are coming
34:07
Speaker 1: and wait, you cover in your current. My mum drove
34:11
Speaker 1: me and Cassie, Oh sick. Yeah, it's only yeah. So
34:15
Speaker 1: we get dropped up there get our own bus and
34:17
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh sick, and they're like, oh yeah, it'll
34:18
Speaker 1: be about fifteen minutes. I'm like, oh sweet, and tree
34:22
Speaker 1: this massive line of people getting the GA bus. I
34:25
Speaker 1: can too three hour wait and we're like, oh my god,
34:28
Speaker 1: this is so lucky. Anyway, we're waiting a while, nothing's
34:30
Speaker 1: happening at all, and we go talk to someone and
34:32
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, when's the glamping bus coming down? And
34:35
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, it's grid locked down there and we're like,
34:38
Speaker 1: oh right, what does that mean. She's like, oh, it'll
34:41
Speaker 1: be about forty five minutes. Oh, and we're like oh okay.
34:44
Speaker 1: And we're just watching this line like buses coming coming coming.
34:47
Speaker 1: I can like, by forty five minutes, six buses has come,
34:50
Speaker 1: GA buses. Yeah, J bus has come. That line's getting
34:53
Speaker 1: a bit small. We have moved. And then this group
34:54
Speaker 1: of English lads comes and they're getting lamping as well,
34:57
Speaker 1: and then the exact same situation and we're like, okay,
35:00
Speaker 1: well they're in the same situation, so we're in the
35:01
Speaker 1: right spot. Anyway, about hour and a half has been
35:04
Speaker 1: Another person comes up to us and we're like, where's
35:07
Speaker 1: this glamping bus? Yeah, and like, oh, it's locked down there,
35:10
Speaker 1: Like you don't just have to wait? Why is there
35:12
Speaker 1: other buses coming? I know that's what we're saying. Anyway,
35:16
Speaker 1: gets about two hours of waiting. I reckon, this is
35:18
Speaker 1: a joke. No, I reckon. About three quarters of the
35:23
Speaker 1: line has gone after two hours, and anyway, someone comes
35:25
Speaker 1: up to us and it's like, oh, well, you can
35:27
Speaker 1: get on the GA bus, get down to the bottom
35:30
Speaker 1: and then the glamp and bus will come pick you up.
35:33
Speaker 1: And we're like, oh okay, why couldn't we do this
35:35
Speaker 1: from the start. It's been two hours. I'm like, oh yeah,
35:39
Speaker 1: so I didn't really I didn't really think about it. Anyway.
35:42
Speaker 1: For some reason, Lost Paradise higher heaps of foreigners who
35:46
Speaker 1: are working for their tickets. So you've got a bunch
35:48
Speaker 1: of really nice people who have absolutely no idea what's
35:51
Speaker 1: going on. Ohket, there are volunteers, So it's just a
35:55
Speaker 1: bunch of twenty thirty year old people who want to party, yeah,
35:58
Speaker 1: who are trying to organize this event, who probably rocked
35:59
Speaker 1: up the before and when we're listening, it's not their fault. No,
36:02
Speaker 1: it's not really their fault. And anyway, so that's getting
36:04
Speaker 1: in there. So talk about two and a half hours
36:06
Speaker 1: to get in and how the festival. Festival is orientated is, yeah,
36:10
Speaker 1: drive down this gully and it's car camping, ga camping
36:15
Speaker 1: in the middle of the festival. Drive around is glamping,
36:19
Speaker 1: and even further round is more ga camping. So the
36:22
Speaker 1: festival's in the middle. And me and Cassie only wanted
36:25
Speaker 1: to go for two days. And I won't touch on
36:27
Speaker 1: how bad the glamping was for how expensive it was.
36:29
Speaker 1: You can look up pictures of yourself. But anyway, we
36:32
Speaker 1: wanted to leave. After two days. We're on the other
36:34
Speaker 1: side of the festival in glamping and we go to
36:37
Speaker 1: like the they had their own reception, and we're like, hey,
36:40
Speaker 1: we want to leave. How can we get out of here?
36:42
Speaker 1: And they go again, a volunteer, you can't leave, and
36:47
Speaker 1: we were like what. We're like, well, that doesn't make
36:49
Speaker 1: any sense. I was like. I was like, I was like, well,
36:52
Speaker 1: we want to leave. You can't just keep us here.
36:54
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. Let me
36:57
Speaker 1: go talk to someone and we're he's like, give me,
37:00
Speaker 1: give me a while. You're staying around. And I was like, well,
37:02
Speaker 1: I can't leave. I'll come back like an hour and
37:06
Speaker 1: a half. I come back and go to the guy. He' say.
37:08
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, can you organize the glamping bus to
37:10
Speaker 1: come pick us up and take us back up? He's like, oh,
37:13
Speaker 1: I've been talking and this other girl rocked up, who
37:15
Speaker 1: obviously was getting paid. He goes, oh, no, glamping buses
37:18
Speaker 1: don't come to the last day. You're gonna have to
37:19
Speaker 1: walk through the whole festival with all your stuff and
37:21
Speaker 1: then get picked up from where you got dropped off
37:23
Speaker 1: at And what really? I was like. I was like,
37:26
Speaker 1: I was being a bit deeper. I was like, glamping,
37:29
Speaker 1: you can't organize a bus just to drive us around there,
37:31
Speaker 1: Like the tickets cost like fucking a couple thousand dollars
37:33
Speaker 1: And they're like, nah, sorry. I was like, all right,
37:36
Speaker 1: So to be fair, we're doing something weird and leaving,
37:39
Speaker 1: but also if people would have had an emergency or something, yeah,
37:42
Speaker 1: And I was just like, there's buggies everywhere. I was like,
37:45
Speaker 1: just pick us up. Can't you also pay for a
37:46
Speaker 1: one day ticket or a two day ticket? Now it's
37:48
Speaker 1: only three day for lost? I think. But anyway, so
37:51
Speaker 1: the last day, at like seven thirty in the morning,
37:53
Speaker 1: me and Cassie have esk's chairs, all our bags, pretty hungover.
37:58
Speaker 1: We have to pick up our stuff from Glenam. Walked
38:00
Speaker 1: all the way through. Think having a fucking festival is
38:03
Speaker 1: from one side of the festival to the other. I
38:05
Speaker 1: reckon it was a solid and then we have to
38:07
Speaker 1: walk through GA camping, which looked like a fucking war side. Yeah,
38:11
Speaker 1: was it bad? The best way to what we did
38:14
Speaker 1: was better than JA camping, but not car camping. So
38:17
Speaker 1: the way to describe GA camping, you know, in like
38:19
Speaker 1: a war movie when like they haven't gone to war yet,
38:21
Speaker 1: but everyone's just waiting around for shit to happen at
38:23
Speaker 1: the camp. Yeah, that's what it looked like. So we
38:28
Speaker 1: walked through all that and took us like forty five minutes.
38:30
Speaker 1: I'm carrying I've got an eski, my bag full of
38:32
Speaker 1: clothes and a chair, walking like fucking it had to
38:35
Speaker 1: be like four or five kilometers and then we get
38:38
Speaker 1: there and then we get out of there and I'm like,
38:40
Speaker 1: I was like, the festival is great, but I was
38:41
Speaker 1: like the organization on that, like, just give me a
38:43
Speaker 1: fucking bus out of here. It's glamping.
38:46
Speaker 2: I just also don't believe that they didn't have like
38:50
Speaker 2: a golf cart. That's what's buggies everywhere.
38:53
Speaker 1: And obviously not everyone wants to leave. Everyone wants to
38:55
Speaker 1: stay for the last night. So just get us on
38:57
Speaker 1: a two person buggy and drive us to five kilometers,
39:00
Speaker 1: like mate. And also I'm a very able person. There
39:03
Speaker 1: was a lot of people who were there who just like,
39:04
Speaker 1: aren't very fit, who wouldn't be able to make that
39:06
Speaker 1: walk like with all their shit. Dude, I after it
39:09
Speaker 1: like not being a sook, like like carrying my bag
39:12
Speaker 1: full of clothes for that far with everything like it
39:15
Speaker 1: that dude. Twenty twenty six the year of sucking. If
39:17
Speaker 1: you want to suit say it. But I was like,
39:19
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like, you can't call this shit
39:21
Speaker 1: glamping a I was like, call it like camping with sprinkles.
39:25
Speaker 2: Or something, camping with then it was shit.
39:30
Speaker 1: It was also the festival was super fun. Camping sited
39:33
Speaker 1: things sucks. And also like I was pissed at myself too,
39:35
Speaker 1: because in hindsight, I pimped my car out. I spent
39:39
Speaker 1: a lot of money on that, and me and Cassie
39:40
Speaker 1: were like just car camped talking to each other, and
39:42
Speaker 1: I was like, my car is so much better than this.
39:44
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm pissed that I didn't do that. It
39:47
Speaker 1: was literally just a tent, a little bed you got.
39:51
Speaker 1: I was one level up from we got bedding. It's good,
39:54
Speaker 1: bad a pillow and bedding, and then four red bulls.
39:56
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Four red bulls. Yeah, you guys got
40:00
Speaker 1: I guess two a day. We didn't even fucking drink
40:02
Speaker 1: them all left of a man.
40:05
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess at least the festival is fun.
40:09
Speaker 2: It's also like what do you expect at a festival?
40:11
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be rough, but also like I
40:12
Speaker 1: don't know, glamping is just very misleading.
40:14
Speaker 2: Ah man, I reckon like gotta be you gotta be diva.
40:20
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think twenty twenty six is a year of
40:22
Speaker 1: me being a diva and out of touch. Fuck it.
40:26
Speaker 2: I think maybe, yeah, twenty twenty six should be the
40:28
Speaker 2: year of like, if you're paying for a service, I'm
40:32
Speaker 2: gonna use that service.
40:34
Speaker 1: And also I felt bad because also like we're still
40:37
Speaker 1: young and I expect like that shit. But also glamping
40:40
Speaker 1: gets a lot older people who just like the music.
40:43
Speaker 1: As well, and I think expecting like more premium version
40:47
Speaker 1: of people slash everything around you, but you're still getting
40:51
Speaker 1: the degenerate like pieces of shit. It were just like
40:54
Speaker 1: yelling at like seven am in the morning.
40:56
Speaker 2: Fuck dude, I just can't even I just couldn't do it.
41:02
Speaker 1: But overall, I don't know. Equilibrium is that the word? Okay?
41:07
Speaker 2: Question bad? Good?
41:12
Speaker 1: Is it?
41:12
Speaker 7: Like?
41:13
Speaker 1: Eh, oh, I'm gonna give it a fucking six.
41:17
Speaker 2: So so the good was like just yea, the good
41:20
Speaker 2: just outweighed the bad.
41:21
Speaker 1: Made it worth it. Yeah, my piece of advice would
41:25
Speaker 1: be get ja car camping and the VIP pass. Don't
41:28
Speaker 1: give a fuck about glambing. Ip was cool because we
41:30
Speaker 1: did get our own bars, okay, and there was like
41:32
Speaker 1: a porter shill around Okay, Okay, that was good, okay,
41:35
Speaker 1: but don't don't give a fuck about glamp or was
41:37
Speaker 1: it like going with girlfriend good? We met a really
41:40
Speaker 1: nice couple on the last day which made it really
41:42
Speaker 1: really fun from Queensland. Shout out to Tara and Joe
41:47
Speaker 1: and yeah, we just hanged out of them and like
41:49
Speaker 1: we're just going to all the events together and made
41:50
Speaker 1: a friend as well called Joel. Might be messing up
41:53
Speaker 1: with Joe and Joel there and then also I met
41:55
Speaker 1: him blame you. I met fucking heaps of bad He's
41:58
Speaker 1: a like for real ten to fifteen.
42:01
Speaker 2: Let go, I remember one Oh that's me.
42:05
Speaker 1: No like one name. Oh you remember her name?
42:07
Speaker 9: Yeah?
42:08
Speaker 1: No, I remember all of them, but Stella. We've caught
42:10
Speaker 1: her before on the pod for real. Shout out to Stella.
42:13
Speaker 2: She came up to me.
42:13
Speaker 1: I wasn't that fucked up when she came up to me,
42:15
Speaker 1: So I remember shout out Stella. Shout to Stella. And
42:17
Speaker 1: I met another lot of others and I was quite
42:19
Speaker 1: fucked up. Good.
42:20
Speaker 2: I don't meet any bardies. I went to a rodeo
42:25
Speaker 2: in Byron. Saw that and you like it. It's pretty cool,
42:29
Speaker 2: got a new hat. But oh, mister Fantasy was there.
42:35
Speaker 1: Oh he's everywhere at the moment e and I didn't
42:37
Speaker 1: see him.
42:38
Speaker 2: I found out after the fact that he was there.
42:40
Speaker 2: But anyway, I went to this from rodeo and I
42:42
Speaker 2: was standing there with Beth and like her friend and
42:44
Speaker 2: then Joanna and stuff and two lovely barties. One of
42:49
Speaker 2: them was like, are you Jake from the Relatables? And
42:53
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I am. And we ended up
42:55
Speaker 2: having to really a chat with them, prades me and
42:56
Speaker 2: Best and they got They asked me for a photo
42:58
Speaker 2: and they made Best get in it.
42:59
Speaker 1: Oh it was funny.
43:01
Speaker 2: But Courtney and Roady, good on you, Roady, Rody you sure,
43:09
Speaker 2: Courtney and Rody. Yeah, but a couple of barties shout
43:12
Speaker 2: out to the Baddies, and then I guess that brings
43:13
Speaker 2: us to.
43:14
Speaker 1: Finish the catch up. We want to say twenty twenty
43:18
Speaker 1: six is going to be the year of the Batties.
43:21
Speaker 1: This podcast is hopefully going to grow, and we're going
43:23
Speaker 1: to grow with our audience together, and we have a
43:26
Speaker 1: strategy to help that. I think we're going to say
43:29
Speaker 1: right now, Batties, if you could share this episode right
43:32
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43:36
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43:39
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43:42
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43:45
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43:49
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43:51
Speaker 1: it says twenty twenty six is a year of spreading
43:55
Speaker 1: the word. Spreading the word. Yeah, twenty twenty six a
43:57
Speaker 1: year of tag us too and we'll have a double
43:59
Speaker 1: chance of seeing it. To call word of mouth.
44:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's like tell your friends. Everyone's like word of mouth, this,
44:04
Speaker 2: word of mouth that, and we're thinking, like, what the
44:07
Speaker 2: fuck's word of mouth about? What's this word of mouth
44:08
Speaker 2: is shit about?
44:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. But like the only podcast I consider,
44:12
Speaker 1: like you come back here like your basement yard, fucking good,
44:15
Speaker 1: I'll give it a go. Well, like I say, Dag
44:17
Speaker 1: Shepp and you're like, yeah, yeah, I'll give it a go.
44:18
Speaker 2: I really, really, I really only try podcasts that people suggest, yeah,
44:21
Speaker 2: because I'm like, oh, I trust you you like it,
44:23
Speaker 2: will at least give it a go.
44:24
Speaker 1: And if I don't like it, I'm not mad at
44:25
Speaker 1: you exactly. You know. I don't feel like I waste
44:28
Speaker 1: my time because someone I know suggests. And it's also
44:30
Speaker 1: good when it's shit too. I have like a place
44:32
Speaker 1: to come to to tell you, like that's a shit recommendation.
44:36
Speaker 1: I mean fair, I guess.
44:39
Speaker 2: But yeah, So twenty twenty sixty a year of word
44:41
Speaker 2: of mouth. Okay, baddies, time for well. One thing that
44:51
Speaker 2: we aren't leaving in twenty twenty five.
44:53
Speaker 1: Is I do question. I hope not a no.
44:55
Speaker 7: No.
44:56
Speaker 1: We will not leave that in twenty five. The only
44:58
Speaker 1: thing we're leaving in twenty twenty five is hmm, let
45:02
Speaker 1: me think being poor. I like it being poor. Arranged
45:09
Speaker 1: lover range rover range lover. I can't even say it
45:13
Speaker 1: because it's because you would never be there. Yeah, Patreon's
45:19
Speaker 1: gone on.
45:21
Speaker 2: Anyway, we started, we want to start out our twenty
45:23
Speaker 2: twenty six year off with ig question being twenty twenty
45:26
Speaker 2: six is.
45:27
Speaker 1: The year of.
45:29
Speaker 2: And the all of you baddies have given us some answers.
45:33
Speaker 2: First one, twenty twenty six is a year of signing
45:36
Speaker 2: up for Patreon, signing up the Patreon. That was an
45:39
Speaker 2: actual answer, and I just thought it's an honorable mention.
45:42
Speaker 1: I saw one I didn't pick it is twenty twenty
45:45
Speaker 1: six is a year of the relatables. Yeah, I think
45:48
Speaker 1: I can feel something bubbling eight.
45:50
Speaker 2: I think we said last year that twenty twenty five
45:52
Speaker 2: is going to be the year of relatables, and it was,
45:55
Speaker 2: but it also maybe we can do better. So twenty
45:58
Speaker 2: twenty six is now going to be the year of.
45:59
Speaker 1: You ever get that life feeling in your toes, like
46:01
Speaker 1: you feel something is going to become true? I got
46:04
Speaker 1: that feeling in my toes. Do you ever get that?
46:06
Speaker 2: No?
46:07
Speaker 1: Really, I don't feel it in my toes. You don't
46:09
Speaker 1: feel it in your toes that we're going to get
46:11
Speaker 1: to the moon in twenty twenty six. Feeling in my nuggets.
46:14
Speaker 2: I actually don't get too many feelings at all about stuff.
46:22
Speaker 2: I don't get like, oh, I can feel it in
46:24
Speaker 2: my fucking heart. I can feel it in my thing.
46:27
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, maybe yeh, feel it in your toes.
46:32
Speaker 1: Go home and rub your toes. You feel like, why
46:34
Speaker 1: do you feel it in your toes? It's just because
46:35
Speaker 1: that's my place of feeling. AnyWho.
46:38
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of blocking men ooh.
46:43
Speaker 1: Like physically, like with hand or like online? Why not both? Yeah?
46:47
Speaker 1: Why not both? Twenty twenty six is the year of me. Hey,
46:55
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. Focus on yourself.
46:58
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of sixteen.
47:01
Speaker 1: I have won like that too? Strong it back to
47:03
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. Good year, It was a great. Twenty twenty
47:06
Speaker 1: sixteen was a good year. Oh, take me back down
47:09
Speaker 1: memory lane, bro, I just got my l's I wouldn't
47:13
Speaker 1: had him yet, wouldn't have had him? I for some reason,
47:15
Speaker 1: you got that twenty days left or less ten days.
47:17
Speaker 2: I remember twenty sixteen for some reason being just a
47:23
Speaker 2: phenomenal year.
47:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, good music, no problems in the world, even though
47:27
Speaker 1: we felt like there were problems, like going to the.
47:29
Speaker 11: Movies with a girl with my problem yeah, or like
47:33
Speaker 11: not going to the movies or the girl was your problem,
47:36
Speaker 11: or like or like getting getting a couple of pieces
47:39
Speaker 11: of gold change together to get a pack of chips.
47:41
Speaker 2: And that was the year that the first time I
47:43
Speaker 2: think I got drunk, I hadn't got drunk on a
47:46
Speaker 2: couple of apple ciders. I did it once, and then
47:49
Speaker 2: I think I waited until I was eighteen.
47:50
Speaker 1: After that, twenty sixteen was ten years ago. Fucking crazy. Okay,
47:55
Speaker 1: I saw it, feels like it was yesterday.
47:56
Speaker 2: Okay, remember okay, think of this ready right now. Okay,
48:02
Speaker 2: how do I explain this? I saw a video of
48:03
Speaker 2: this guy. He explained it so well. But basically, so
48:07
Speaker 2: we were born in two thousand, year two thousand, when
48:10
Speaker 2: we were six listening to music, and then someone that
48:16
Speaker 2: was born in like or like really lived through like
48:20
Speaker 2: think about the music that we listened to from like
48:22
Speaker 2: when we can remember listening to music like six to
48:24
Speaker 2: ten or whatever, you know up until now.
48:26
Speaker 1: Even so someone.
48:29
Speaker 2: That was of they were a bit older than us,
48:32
Speaker 2: but of an age where we maybe talk to them
48:34
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh I love music from like the
48:37
Speaker 2: mid nineties. That's the equivalent of us saying now to
48:42
Speaker 2: someone in twenty twenty six, like I loved the music
48:45
Speaker 2: of the twenty sixteen you know, like prime fetti Wap,
48:49
Speaker 2: which I'm pretty sure he's in prison, but still with
48:52
Speaker 2: a fetti wap.
48:53
Speaker 7: Yeah.
48:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've we've lived to bear. Yeah, I f that
48:59
Speaker 1: was lived your errors? How is Drake still around? He
49:04
Speaker 1: stayed relevant a very relevant Yeah shit that was who
49:07
Speaker 1: else was some big artists? I mean tail Swift was
49:10
Speaker 1: relevant back then. Seeing I didn't listen to her. I
49:11
Speaker 1: didn't listen to her, but she was definitely relevant. Yeah,
49:14
Speaker 1: wow wow, Yeah, it.
49:15
Speaker 2: Was a great year.
49:16
Speaker 1: Twenty sixteen. I'm stuck there. Twenty twenty six is the
49:20
Speaker 1: year of not chasing emostally unavailable men. Fuck chasing him,
49:28
Speaker 1: make them chase you.
49:31
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of me getting a
49:34
Speaker 2: sugar daddy so I can live good.
49:37
Speaker 1: Yeah I stand with that. Yeah, I'm all for that.
49:40
Speaker 1: I wouldn't judge five single, I'd want a sugar daddy.
49:44
Speaker 2: Yes, if someone said I got a sugar daddy so
49:46
Speaker 2: I can just get by in these hard times, I'll
49:48
Speaker 2: be thinking, hey, you're on the grind.
49:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there levels to this game. Yeah, twenty twenty
49:54
Speaker 1: six is the year of being a Jim Daddy. Go
49:57
Speaker 1: for it. I rate that.
49:58
Speaker 2: I rate that twenty twenty is the year of male yearning?
50:04
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
50:05
Speaker 2: Okay, my girlfriend the other day asked me if I
50:10
Speaker 2: yearn for her? That means like drooling, and so I
50:15
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know, do I? Apparently that's the
50:18
Speaker 2: wrong answer.
50:22
Speaker 1: But also that well, I don't know what that word means.
50:24
Speaker 2: So yearning is like, you know, when she's not when
50:28
Speaker 2: you're not with her, like I need her.
50:31
Speaker 1: I feel this. I yearn for GYG. Yeah.
50:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, when she's not around, you miss her and she's
50:37
Speaker 2: on your mind all the time type thing. And so
50:40
Speaker 2: there's this whole thing where it's like we need to
50:42
Speaker 2: be yearning apparently.
50:44
Speaker 1: And now that you know the definition, do you yearn
50:47
Speaker 1: for her?
50:48
Speaker 2: I want to be one hundred percent honest with you, guys.
50:53
Speaker 1: I don't yearn. Do you yearn? I don't like the
50:58
Speaker 1: word I would say I look forward to seeing Cassie
51:02
Speaker 1: after a while not being with her, yes, yeah, but
51:05
Speaker 1: it's not like I've got to be with it right now.
51:08
Speaker 2: Like, also, I want to be realistic with everyone.
51:11
Speaker 1: I live with Beth a day apart. I yearned for that, like,
51:18
Speaker 1: and I know she does too, all right, I know
51:21
Speaker 1: she does too. I was actually talking to someone and
51:24
Speaker 1: a bit of a no, it's not a curveball, but
51:26
Speaker 1: a bit of a deeper conversation is twenty twenty six
51:29
Speaker 1: is the year of maintaining your independence.
51:31
Speaker 10: Yeah.
51:32
Speaker 1: I like that in a sense of I think a
51:33
Speaker 1: lot of people I don't know if yearning is a
51:36
Speaker 1: part of that, but gets so involved with being obsessed
51:40
Speaker 1: with their person and they lose who they are. Yeah,
51:43
Speaker 1: And I think that's actually a really important tip to
51:45
Speaker 1: take into twenty twenty six, is to maintain your independence
51:47
Speaker 1: and who you are and don't become like this co
51:49
Speaker 1: entity that relies on each other. Yeah yeah, yeah, And
51:52
Speaker 1: like my responsible response was like, you shouldn't ye off anyone.
51:55
Speaker 1: See That's why I was thinking. I was like yearning.
51:57
Speaker 2: His act doesn't sound very helpful.
51:58
Speaker 1: It sounds obsessive.
51:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, taking it too seriously.
52:04
Speaker 1: You're don okay. Twenty twenty six is the year of
52:07
Speaker 1: good sex, good luck.
52:14
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of finally talking to
52:16
Speaker 2: my hot ass neighbor.
52:18
Speaker 3: Ooh, you have to do that, because how often is
52:23
Speaker 3: it that you're single and your neighbor is also single
52:25
Speaker 3: and hot?
52:26
Speaker 1: How old is he? First? Come on, you need to
52:28
Speaker 1: ask this question. Dy cares me, We canta. We'll get
52:31
Speaker 1: at the dilemma in three weeks. So I slept with
52:32
Speaker 1: my nook. He was forty six. I slipt with my
52:35
Speaker 1: forty six year old nighbor. He was hot, but he was.
52:38
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, if you're fucking of age and you
52:40
Speaker 2: want to sleep with the forty six yard nighbor, it's
52:42
Speaker 2: weird if he does it with you, all right, turns
52:44
Speaker 2: depending on how old.
52:45
Speaker 1: Dad he had a wife. I don't know what to do. See,
52:47
Speaker 1: that's bad. This one juxtaposes my last one. Twenty twenty
52:53
Speaker 1: six is the year I still use juxtaposition.
52:55
Speaker 2: Hey, I've accepted.
52:56
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six is the year of vibrators.
53:02
Speaker 2: Vibrators, we found out from a comment have been around
53:05
Speaker 2: since like early days.
53:08
Speaker 1: Also, they come from a dark place, we found out.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, vibrators were invented because doctors would prescribe them
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Speaker 2: to a woman right back in the day and basically
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Speaker 2: have to like use them on a woman to make
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Speaker 2: a climax, so there would be like a release of tension.
53:26
Speaker 2: Now I thought it was it was a comment on ourbum.
53:28
Speaker 1: I thought it was a torture tool. Oh.
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Speaker 2: A comment that I read was that maybe it wasn't
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Speaker 2: invented for the reason I've said, but that's what they
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Speaker 2: would used to be used for.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a what you said, but it
53:37
Speaker 1: was used to like torture women, and like keep going,
53:40
Speaker 1: really proof check us on that. That's what That's what
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Speaker 1: I was saying. Oh, what the fuck?
53:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucked.
53:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
53:45
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of dating.
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Speaker 1: Him for him, not his potential. Oh it's bad later
53:52
Speaker 1: that one like that bang banger. Twenty twenty six is
53:57
Speaker 1: the year of I'll fucking do it myself. I don't
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Speaker 1: know how I feel about that. If I was single,
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Speaker 1: I would love it, yeah, one hundred percent. Oh yeah, yeah,
54:10
Speaker 1: mindset's better to have.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I was thinking I thought you were thinking, like
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Speaker 2: maybe like chores or somethhit and someone's not doing the
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Speaker 2: chores properly, like I'm.
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Speaker 1: Not doing myself. You could take it that way. I
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Speaker 1: was thinking, like, I don't know, going on a nice date.
54:21
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'll do it myself.
54:22
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, take yourself on a date.
54:23
Speaker 1: I like that.
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Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of not going on
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Speaker 2: a date unless the man plans it.
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Speaker 1: Sure, Why else would you go on a day? Is
54:31
Speaker 1: the only reason you're going to day? A lot of
54:34
Speaker 1: men are like, where you want to go? Where should
54:37
Speaker 1: we do? The pub with me? Let's go get a drunk? Okay,
54:40
Speaker 1: my last one? Tell me if this is true. Twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty six is the year of Akatar six.
54:49
Speaker 2: Potentially is it? But I mean, I guess it's probably
54:52
Speaker 2: not impossible. We've got that trailer ray or like the teaser.
54:56
Speaker 2: Yeah she's done writing it.
54:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she's done writing it. We don't have a
54:59
Speaker 1: name for it. How long does that shit take?
55:02
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
55:03
Speaker 1: Now we had a name, wasn't it like the court
55:05
Speaker 1: of Oh we thought of a name? Yeah? Oh, what
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Speaker 1: did we want to call it? A court of Like?
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Speaker 1: Wasn't it we finished on it was like a quarter
55:11
Speaker 1: Because it's gonna be the kid isn't it.
55:13
Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to say something crazy just then,
55:15
Speaker 2: and I was gonna say, a court of like big
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Speaker 2: dicks and type pussies.
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Speaker 1: We're weird like that. But those two don't go together
55:22
Speaker 1: like peanut butter and jelly, do they? What are you
55:26
Speaker 1: talking about? Butter and jelly goes together? Yeah, And what
55:29
Speaker 1: you just said doesn't go together. A big penis and
55:31
Speaker 1: a type vagina they don't go together very well. What
55:34
Speaker 1: do you mean why? Because it's like fucking I'll have
55:42
Speaker 1: you know.
55:42
Speaker 2: I can't speak for anyone, but I would dare say
55:45
Speaker 2: there's a couple of people listening on headphones or.
55:47
Speaker 1: In cars thinking.
55:48
Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing, oddie, A big dick and
55:50
Speaker 2: a type pussy do go together quite well.
55:52
Speaker 1: A court of boyfriend dick and type pussy. There you go,
55:57
Speaker 1: that's better. Oh no, no, no, girlfriend pussy is not
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Speaker 1: a thing? Is it? Like girlfriend vagina? I'm crazy? Oh,
56:06
Speaker 1: pussy's girlfriend pussy? Going off men's mentality? Any last one
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Speaker 1: for me? Twenty twenty six is a year of money
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Speaker 1: in the back. Let's go editor, money, simple money, flight around.
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Speaker 12: I got money in the comments time.
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Speaker 2: I got YouTube comments from a couple of weeks ago
56:38
Speaker 2: we got from Dobbie Smiles. You've actually replied to this.
56:41
Speaker 2: I didn't reply to this said I'm sorry, guys, but
56:44
Speaker 2: not knowing the difference between they're there and there or
56:46
Speaker 2: your and your sounds ridiculous to people like me who
56:48
Speaker 2: are not native in English. Now this next part is
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Speaker 2: the part I wanted to go.
56:52
Speaker 1: Tell you about.
56:53
Speaker 2: Also, being able to read analog clock is such a
56:56
Speaker 2: weird gen z flex it is. But aren't we the
57:01
Speaker 2: are we not the We're like the newest generation though,
57:04
Speaker 2: aren't we?
57:05
Speaker 1: It's generation generation out for, isn't it? Oh? Oh yeah? Also,
57:12
Speaker 1: I want so Jen Alpha doesn't know how to read
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Speaker 1: analog clocks. You also dug yourself a hole just then
57:16
Speaker 1: that you don't know about why do you know? On
57:19
Speaker 1: the episode that she's referencing, you said you'd come to
57:21
Speaker 1: the next episode with a bunch of screenshots of different
57:24
Speaker 1: times and you'd test me. Oh no, I need to
57:26
Speaker 1: buy No, I want to buy an analog clock. What
57:28
Speaker 1: happened to that? I forgot?
57:33
Speaker 2: So next week, guys, next week, more quick one A
57:39
Speaker 2: quick one quick. This could be a good topic for
57:41
Speaker 2: the Relatables Voicemails topic for the podcast have you ever
57:44
Speaker 2: been given a weggie?
57:45
Speaker 1: What's the story?
57:48
Speaker 2: I would just like to point out I'm pretty sure
57:50
Speaker 2: most women just live with a webbgie every day. And
57:53
Speaker 2: they'll say they don't because they have a d strings
57:55
Speaker 2: rubbing up on their buttthole getting poop on that ship
57:57
Speaker 2: and they're like, no, it doesn't get poop on it.
57:58
Speaker 1: Yes it does. I've got one too. It's from daff
58:03
Speaker 1: jpeg one. Yes, Team Sexy Men. I love both Akata
58:07
Speaker 1: and fourth Wing Team check. Let's go and baddie, it's
58:11
Speaker 1: time for one of you too sign off theirpisode. Today.
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Speaker 1: We're calling Jade. She's got big shoes to feel. It's
58:18
Speaker 1: the first one of twenty twenty six. And see how
58:20
Speaker 1: she goes.
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Speaker 2: She should have no shoes to feel fresh start.
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Speaker 1: Oh all right, man, if you want to get called
58:26
Speaker 1: by us, the link will be in the description and
58:29
Speaker 1: I'll say sign off an episode. Hello, Ja sick, Hello Jade,
58:33
Speaker 1: it's jaking Ody from the related to this podcast. How's
58:34
Speaker 1: it going? Oh?
58:36
Speaker 2: Good? Thanks? How are you good?
58:37
Speaker 1: Thank you? I see you've been on a confession session before,
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Speaker 1: have you?
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Speaker 4: I have yes? Where the other one is?
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Speaker 8: Mate?
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Speaker 1: Oh, we recognize your voice. That's why oh, I definitely
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Speaker 1: didn say contact. That's all right. We are calling you
58:54
Speaker 1: because we would like you to sign off the first
58:56
Speaker 1: episode of twenty twenty six if that's okay.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well pressure all right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah no, no pressure, fresh start, fresh start. I'm saying
59:05
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure.
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Speaker 4: Setting the bar high, Setting the bar high, all right,
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Speaker 4: I reckon for twenty twenty six. The vibes are stay
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Speaker 4: unhinged and do it for the plot.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, why not, that's kind of what we're talking about.
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Speaker 4: Why not?
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Speaker 1: Yeahy not? Yeah? All right, thank you very much, and
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Speaker 1: enjoy the rest of your day.
59:30
Speaker 4: Yes, you're too.
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Speaker 9: Bye.
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Speaker 1: That's it for today, batties.
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Speaker 2: You guys heard your first twenty twenty six is a
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Speaker 2: year of doing it for the plot and staying unhinged.
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Speaker 1: That's it. Stay bad.