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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day. Get a hell
- 0:03Speaker 1: of a caffeine fix from your local Night and Day
- 0:05Speaker 1: from just four dollars fifty.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Welcome this big, big show, Jason hoych my note.
- 0:15Speaker 3: And I'll give it your mad Bartard. It's great to
- 0:18Speaker 3: have your company this Friday afternoon. It is the twelfth
- 0:21Speaker 3: of July twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are
- 0:24Speaker 3: listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.
- 0:31Speaker 4: Today. An absolute tragedy for the Big Show.
- 0:36Speaker 3: As you'll notice, we're still a voice down. Yeah, Mogi
- 0:40Speaker 3: the legend turned up today. He was here when I
- 0:44Speaker 3: arrived to do the show, looking to do the show
- 0:47Speaker 3: and of course come with the feelings to my family
- 0:50Speaker 3: batch this weekend. But then he felt like crap again. Keizy, Yeah,
- 0:54Speaker 3: and he's gone home.
- 0:55Speaker 4: Well.
- 0:56Speaker 5: I walked in and I was stoked. I was the
- 0:57Speaker 5: last to arrive, which is weird because I'm usually early
- 0:59Speaker 5: in waiting for you guys, and I walked in. See
- 1:02Speaker 5: Mogi there.
- 1:03Speaker 4: I don't know if that's entirely accurate.
- 1:04Speaker 5: We'll hang on, Jason, just telling a story here. Man.
- 1:06Speaker 5: Mogi was there, Hoidy j was there, pug Son was
- 1:09Speaker 5: everyone was looking really happy, and then Mogi just looked
- 1:11Speaker 5: at me and he said, I'm going home, Keyzy Yeah.
- 1:13Speaker 5: And then Boss told he was like he he's got
- 1:16Speaker 5: no gas in the tank. I'm sending him home.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:19Speaker 5: Which is a bit of a shame really, because we've
- 1:20Speaker 5: got a fantastic actor, stand up comedian as well, your
- 1:23Speaker 5: Heart of Cosgrove coming on the show later today because
- 1:26Speaker 5: she stars in a new TV show on TV three
- 1:30Speaker 5: or three now which features Mike Minogue and one of
- 1:33Speaker 5: his greatest ever performances, so we'll have to interview her
- 1:36Speaker 5: without Mike.
- 1:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:38Speaker 3: To be honest with you, mate, I'm gutted because I
- 1:41Speaker 3: was really looking forward to having Mogi there for the weekend,
- 1:44Speaker 3: to showing my sha couterie board.
- 1:46Speaker 5: You're your cheese platter.
- 1:47Speaker 4: Cheese platter and stuff like that.
- 1:49Speaker 5: Well you can show me in pugs and I.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Was hoping that, you know, because that we're him and
- 1:53Speaker 3: I were going to do the sleep sleep and the
- 1:55Speaker 3: sleep out together, right, which is separate from the main
- 1:57Speaker 3: sort of sort of batchy year.
- 2:00Speaker 5: You can still sleep there.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Wow. Just not the shame without Mogi.
- 2:03Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, Actually, make sure we flag it. I mean,
- 2:07Speaker 5: well you said it. You just said, it's not the
- 2:08Speaker 5: same without Mogi. Maybe we flag it because, to be honest,
- 2:12Speaker 5: my wife would love me to do that, because we've
- 2:14Speaker 5: got to finish our edging.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Can I keep the sixteen Can I keep the sixteen hundred? Oh?
- 2:21Speaker 4: We have to, man, because now we're gonna come.
- 2:23Speaker 3: If you're pulling out now just within twenty four hours,
- 2:25Speaker 3: I have to keep the sixteen hundred.
- 2:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:27Speaker 5: No, I'm not gonna pull out just for edging.
- 2:29Speaker 4: You know.
- 2:30Speaker 3: Now, listen, it's a big show ahead, as Keysy has stated,
- 2:34Speaker 3: also shout out Friday text our three four eight three.
- 2:38Speaker 4: If you've got any shout outs, let us know.
- 2:40Speaker 5: Also coming out inside the next thirty minutes. Would you
- 2:43Speaker 5: rather it is your chance to get in the drawer
- 2:45Speaker 5: for a once in a lifetime trip to either Bathurst
- 2:48Speaker 5: or the NRL Grand Final. You just have to tell
- 2:50Speaker 5: us which one of those two things you would rather
- 2:52Speaker 5: go to. That'll be happening soon. Get ready to call
- 2:54Speaker 5: the eight hundred Hoducky.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Great stuff, Keezy, Here's Basement, Jack's the.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Whole Aky Big Shows, Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and keys Oh.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Yeah Wheez on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Friday, afternoon.
- 3:07Speaker 3: The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock. Any shout outs,
- 3:10Speaker 3: they're kesy on three four eight three.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Certainly Jay's first shout out on three four eight three.
- 3:14Speaker 5: Get out to me, Pugs, I'm joining you in the
- 3:16Speaker 5: studio for this break.
- 3:17Speaker 4: Get on your pug son.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Hey, thanks so much.
- 3:19Speaker 3: Hey, I just want to say before you get into
- 3:21Speaker 3: the shout outs, pugsn has the most sensational haircut at
- 3:25Speaker 3: the moment.
- 3:26Speaker 4: I'm loving it.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Jase means a lot coming back, man, I'm feeling good.
- 3:30Speaker 6: I'm not going to be able to get to the batch,
- 3:31Speaker 6: won't be able to get out of the door with
- 3:34Speaker 6: how big my head's gone.
- 3:35Speaker 5: Yeah, this has got it sick mullet on it now
- 3:38Speaker 5: it is a mullet. It looks fantastic.
- 3:39Speaker 3: But thanks Luckily, you're going to have heaps because you're hot.
- 3:44Speaker 5: Full disclosure to everyone listening, Jason's had a red bull. Okay,
- 3:47Speaker 5: so iph he starts just rundomly interrupting you mid yeah,
- 3:49Speaker 5: and that's why A big shout out here to my
- 3:53Speaker 5: brother Alan Kang, the drummer from Psychoda. That's a big
- 3:57Speaker 5: shout out there. On three four eight three.
- 3:58Speaker 4: Okay, I never heard of them, but that's cool.
- 4:00Speaker 5: Shout out to my mate Ricky for having me up
- 4:01Speaker 5: at his pad for the past year. He's really done
- 4:03Speaker 5: me well and I'm very comfortable up at HER's. Thanks.
- 4:05Speaker 5: That's from Mark and South christ Church.
- 4:07Speaker 4: You're good on your mark, your blood, your.
- 4:09Speaker 5: Your blood bone and big shout out to the flowers
- 4:13Speaker 5: at Buffer Construction and christ Church East Chairs. That's from Barry.
- 4:16Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you.
- 4:17Speaker 3: I didn't mean that about Mark, by the way, Good
- 4:19Speaker 3: on your mate. Thanks for acknowledging your mate. I think
- 4:22Speaker 3: that's really good. Now listen, fellers, we're off to the
- 4:25Speaker 3: batch and what having two hours?
- 4:27Speaker 5: You are three of the show's just started. It's a
- 4:30Speaker 5: three hours good mess. Jason.
- 4:34Speaker 4: I had a bit of an anxiety.
- 4:35Speaker 3: It's at this afternoon and it happens every time my
- 4:38Speaker 3: wife and I go to the batch, and it's where
- 4:40Speaker 3: are the batch keys?
- 4:42Speaker 5: Right? How many copies of the keys are there?
- 4:44Speaker 4: Just one copy? We've got one copy, so one copy.
- 4:48Speaker 5: So there's two piers of keys.
- 4:50Speaker 3: There's someone else has another set of keys Keezy, and
- 4:52Speaker 3: then there's another set which I'm not going to tell
- 4:54Speaker 3: anyone about.
- 4:56Speaker 5: So there's two copies of the original set.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's two copy of the original set.
- 5:01Speaker 5: So there's three sets of keys, yes, and you're not
- 5:03Speaker 5: telling me where one of them is and you don't
- 5:04Speaker 5: know where the other one is.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Yes, So we were it was quite serious. Actually we
- 5:10Speaker 3: were frantically going. I was Jeff and jeffer as you
- 5:12Speaker 3: can imagine. Eventually, after half an hour we found it,
- 5:15Speaker 3: so crisis averted the keys. But the funny thing is
- 5:20Speaker 3: my wife and I do that every single time we.
- 5:22Speaker 4: Go to the batch, which which is where the are
- 5:29Speaker 4: the keys.
- 5:30Speaker 3: And you'd think after going there for twenty years, well
- 5:35Speaker 3: we'd you need a red bull. You'd think, after going
- 5:40Speaker 3: there for twenty years, would hang them in the same
- 5:42Speaker 3: place pug soun you know what I mean.
- 5:44Speaker 4: But we never do.
- 5:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 5:45Speaker 6: I think you would do that as well. Actually, I
- 5:48Speaker 6: think any reasonable person would do that.
- 5:49Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 5:50Speaker 5: Yeah, So this is something that really gets inside my goat.
- 5:53Speaker 5: At my house, we have a bowl where we put
- 5:56Speaker 5: our keys. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, guys. We have a
- 6:03Speaker 5: bowl on our little it's a buffet table near the door.
- 6:06Speaker 4: Buffet All right.
- 6:09Speaker 5: Fucks don't you do a wheezy laughter that h And
- 6:12Speaker 5: every day I get home, I put my wallet in there,
- 6:14Speaker 5: my keys in there, and like garage door up and
- 6:17Speaker 5: if I need it, Whereas every day my wife just
- 6:20Speaker 5: sort of throws her keys. So we ran them and
- 6:22Speaker 5: the next day can't find them. So it's like use
- 6:24Speaker 5: the bowl. All right, there's a reason we've got a
- 6:26Speaker 5: bowl for the keys, and it's not the reason you're
- 6:28Speaker 5: about to make a joke about it. Yeah, hey, just quickly,
- 6:35Speaker 5: fellas in the back of my car, I've got my
- 6:37Speaker 5: collection of board games. After this, might just go through them.
- 6:40Speaker 5: You tell me which ones you guys want me to bring. Yeah, Keen,
- 6:43Speaker 5: that'll good, little good.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Jason Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisyes.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Indeed, muse there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this
- 6:56Speaker 3: Friday afternoon.
- 6:57Speaker 4: The time is twenty one minutes past four o'clock.
- 6:59Speaker 5: Just of those listening, keep an ear out for the
- 7:01Speaker 5: cuter call for would you rather your chance to go
- 7:03Speaker 5: to Bathurst or the NRAL Grand Final. When you hear it,
- 7:06Speaker 5: give us a call, all eight hundred Hadarchy and you
- 7:08Speaker 5: get yourself in the drawer for one of those two.
- 7:10Speaker 5: It's going to be happening very soon. Fowlers, and I
- 7:13Speaker 5: say Fowlers because we've now got pugs in the studio
- 7:15Speaker 5: with us. Hello again, he was here just before, so
- 7:18Speaker 5: hot man. Thanks man. He's got a new mullet, by
- 7:20Speaker 5: the way, it looks great. So we're going to the
- 7:22Speaker 5: beach tonight Jason's family bet straight after the show. We're
- 7:25Speaker 5: staying there tomorrow night as well. I've got a massive
- 7:28Speaker 5: board game collection.
- 7:29Speaker 4: Awesome. Yeah.
- 7:30Speaker 5: So my wife and I big into board games, and
- 7:32Speaker 5: we've got a big Ottoman. You take the lid off
- 7:34Speaker 5: and all the games are in their stuffed up.
- 7:36Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, it's awesome man. Yeah, ottoman full of
- 7:40Speaker 3: board games.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Oderman's just got like ottomans stuffing in it, you know.
- 7:44Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably more of games.
- 7:48Speaker 2: I can't say that, man.
- 7:49Speaker 5: So I've got I've got a big bag of them
- 7:52Speaker 5: in my car. I don't want to take all of them,
- 7:53Speaker 5: but what I'll do is I'll read out a selection.
- 7:55Speaker 5: You guys tell me if you want me to bring
- 7:56Speaker 5: it all not? All right?
- 7:57Speaker 4: Sure?
- 7:57Speaker 5: Man, I've got guess who.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Guess who I love? Guess I haven't played Yeah a
- 8:03Speaker 2: long time.
- 8:04Speaker 5: I guess Who's great? Yeah, it's the Big Bang Theory Edition.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Is that all good?
- 8:09Speaker 8: Ah?
- 8:10Speaker 4: Yeah, man, that's like I love that show.
- 8:14Speaker 5: Yeah, show, I've got Monopoly. You guys came to play Monopoly.
- 8:18Speaker 4: Love.
- 8:19Speaker 2: It's a long game, but we'll have some time.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I always love scoring Mayfair.
- 8:25Speaker 5: Yeah well, there's not actually Mayfair in this one because
- 8:27Speaker 5: it's the Thunderbirds edition. Yeah, I like real old scored TV. Yeah,
- 8:34Speaker 5: Thunderbirds c edition you know. Okay, well check that and
- 8:39Speaker 5: oh cludo yeah it was.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Yeah, the lead Pipe us. It's a classic.
- 8:48Speaker 5: That is good. Obviously those people and those locations aren't
- 8:51Speaker 5: in this one because I've got the Hogwarts edition.
- 8:54Speaker 4: How good.
- 8:55Speaker 5: Harry Potter, Yeah, key, it's it's not Harry Potter. It's
- 9:00Speaker 5: just the edition. They haven't licensed to Harry Potter trademark.
- 9:04Speaker 5: So there's been a murder at Hogwarts, you know, it
- 9:06Speaker 5: was it Professor Plum and the.
- 9:09Speaker 4: You know what I mean, bring usually their professors from
- 9:12Speaker 4: Hogwarts or they just.
- 9:13Speaker 5: No, it's just the Hogwarts as a backdrop. It's still great.
- 9:16Speaker 2: The School of witch Craft and Wizardry.
- 9:18Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly, so I'll bring that. What about Operation
- 9:22Speaker 5: you remember Operation oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one.
- 9:26Speaker 2: You have that one so much as again I'm excited.
- 9:28Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the Monsters in condition. Oh yeah, is
- 9:32Speaker 5: that so you know how you're operating on the guy
- 9:34Speaker 5: and then there's nose lights up and if you touch
- 9:37Speaker 5: the sides. Yeah, this one, Yeah, you're operating on the
- 9:40Speaker 5: little green Fowler with one eye.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Mike Wazowski.
- 9:43Speaker 5: Mike Wazowski Yeah, yeah, oh, pugs, you'll love this man
- 9:45Speaker 5: because you're clearly a big monster.
- 9:47Speaker 3: I kind of like, yeah, yeah, the original of that one,
- 9:50Speaker 3: because well I don't have to put that one up.
- 9:52Speaker 4: We can get the bone out.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Maybe we can start with that one as a warm up.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Jas you know, well, look how about that.
- 9:58Speaker 5: I won't bring it. I won't bring it.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Yeah, if you bring it?
- 10:02Speaker 5: Yeah nah nah? What about Mousechap? Have you played mouse Trap?
- 10:07Speaker 4: Way?
- 10:08Speaker 5: It's so good? Yeah yeah, yeah, it's it's it's it's great.
- 10:11Speaker 5: There's like, you know, the big course you got to
- 10:13Speaker 5: put together is like little traps and stuff. Yeah, and
- 10:16Speaker 5: also this is the Stuart Little edition, so like, so
- 10:20Speaker 5: I've got the characters from the movie. You remember that
- 10:22Speaker 5: great movie.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Wasn't really into still Little as a kid, but yeah,
- 10:27Speaker 2: we can give it a crack.
- 10:28Speaker 4: I remember hating that film.
- 10:30Speaker 5: Actually, Okay, well, I won't bring Mousechap, I won't bring operation. Oh,
- 10:35Speaker 5: how about Boggle Hunger Games.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Edition the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
- 10:43Speaker 1: Radio Hod.
- 10:44Speaker 3: Gorilla's there on the Radio Hotarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
- 10:48Speaker 4: The time is four thirty four.
- 10:51Speaker 3: A few more suggestions on three four eight three reboard
- 10:54Speaker 3: games at the batch there are keasy.
- 10:56Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just rattling off the board games of
- 10:57Speaker 5: my collection. Which one was I should take to Jason's
- 11:00Speaker 5: family batch tonight. People have been texting through on three
- 11:02Speaker 5: four eight three their suggestions. Guess who Big Show edition?
- 11:07Speaker 5: Does your character have burnt meat patty nips? Yes, it does.
- 11:12Speaker 5: Someone here suggests the Game of Life, which is good.
- 11:15Speaker 5: A few people have suggested we get the game of Twister. Yeah,
- 11:19Speaker 5: so me, you and Pugs aren't because Mogi unfortunately is
- 11:21Speaker 5: not coming anymore because he's sick. But sort of intertwined
- 11:24Speaker 5: they're playing Twister.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Totally and you just get the avocado oil and get
- 11:27Speaker 3: your ket off and stuff and just you know, spin
- 11:30Speaker 3: it and see what happens and stuff on the Twister there.
- 11:36Speaker 5: Yeah, spin the bottle has been suggested, and actually Caine
- 11:40Speaker 5: and Westland's keen to Westland is keen to let us
- 11:42Speaker 5: borrow has Connect four Expendables edition.
- 11:44Speaker 3: Hey, incidentally there is a Connect four there?
- 11:51Speaker 5: Oh really?
- 11:52Speaker 4: Yes? Okay?
- 11:52Speaker 5: Sweet? Which edition is it?
- 11:53Speaker 4: Oh?
- 11:55Speaker 5: You think about it? Let's do would you rather?
- 11:57Speaker 4: Okay?
- 11:58Speaker 2: Radio Hobarky.
- 12:06Speaker 3: It's the corro Street edition. By the way, they'll connect
- 12:09Speaker 3: for yep. Keane Todd your made bassett? How's life?
- 12:14Speaker 1: Not bad?
- 12:14Speaker 3: Mate?
- 12:15Speaker 1: Not bad?
- 12:15Speaker 4: Good on your mates? What do you do for a crash?
- 12:17Speaker 3: Todd builds messing back? Man, what's your plan tonight in
- 12:23Speaker 3: the weekend?
- 12:25Speaker 6: Tomorrow?
- 12:26Speaker 4: That's better? Yes, sweet, airs?
- 12:27Speaker 5: Jace? Can I predict that he wants to go to
- 12:29Speaker 5: the n r L Grand Final?
- 12:30Speaker 4: Todd?
- 12:32Speaker 5: Yeah, stuff mate?
- 12:34Speaker 3: All right mate, you're on the drawer, old chuck you
- 12:36Speaker 3: over to Paksan all right, Beauty thinks good luck mate,
- 12:40Speaker 3: we got there.
- 12:41Speaker 4: Mad, I met your made basset. How's life?
- 12:44Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 12:45Speaker 4: Sas how you're all going a good yeah? Good? Thanks mate?
- 12:47Speaker 4: Good good? What do you do for a crass mate?
- 12:50Speaker 3: I'm actually in logistics.
- 12:52Speaker 4: Oh, what's your plan this weekend? Mat?
- 12:57Speaker 8: Oh?
- 12:57Speaker 3: Go go to be mother in law's adieth birthday.
- 13:01Speaker 4: That's sound really stoked about it?
- 13:03Speaker 7: Man?
- 13:05Speaker 4: Well that Saturday night, taking care for about an hour.
- 13:08Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you, man, this is a true story.
- 13:11Speaker 3: I went to an eighty year old birthday party many
- 13:14Speaker 3: many years ago.
- 13:14Speaker 4: It was the most out of it I've ever been
- 13:16Speaker 4: in my life. The drugs are flowing. Yeah, they were
- 13:21Speaker 4: party animals made. It was crazy. All right, Matt, would
- 13:24Speaker 4: you rather I would like to go to bethist mate?
- 13:30Speaker 4: Were you going to try and predict that one? Keysy?
- 13:32Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, Matt from how mother in law?
- 13:34Speaker 5: Definitely Bathurst vibes I was getting from Matt.
- 13:36Speaker 4: You're in the drawer, mate, Good on your man being
- 13:40Speaker 4: your mad basset. How's life?
- 13:42Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 13:42Speaker 2: Good mate?
- 13:42Speaker 6: You seel?
- 13:43Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 13:43Speaker 4: Good? Thanks?
- 13:44Speaker 5: Hey Ben? Quick question? What do you do for krust?
- 13:47Speaker 8: Oh?
- 13:48Speaker 4: I'm a chippy boy. Backbone fact, a massive backbone. Hey Ben?
- 13:53Speaker 4: What are you doing for the weekend?
- 13:55Speaker 7: Oh?
- 13:56Speaker 2: Maybe been a twister after that?
- 13:57Speaker 9: Boy?
- 13:58Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 13:58Speaker 4: Hell?
- 13:58Speaker 5: Are you mabe?
- 13:59Speaker 4: Why not? Sound?
- 14:00Speaker 5: Hey Ben? Bathurst? Or NRL mate?
- 14:03Speaker 1: Oh?
- 14:04Speaker 5: N RL all day boy with the NRL. Yeah? Yeah,
- 14:06Speaker 5: good on you Ben.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say it's about seventy thirty at the moment
- 14:10Speaker 3: when you're yeah n RL five, I'm getting.
- 14:12Speaker 5: It's because of the worst.
- 14:13Speaker 3: Man.
- 14:13Speaker 5: People are all about it. Ben, You're in the draw, mate,
- 14:16Speaker 5: often APPREI hate it, fellows.
- 14:18Speaker 3: Mate, stay on the line and know Passan and Studio
- 14:21Speaker 3: B will saw you out.
- 14:22Speaker 4: Hey, no Worriors this weekend.
- 14:25Speaker 5: Speaking of which, Yeah, they're on the bi. Oh yeah,
- 14:27Speaker 5: they're having a wee bit of a rest there. You're
- 14:31Speaker 5: real good it, don't you totally? Man, This is a tune.
- 14:36Speaker 4: Turn it up the.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Holearky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 14:42Speaker 3: The Killer's there on the radio. Ho Darkey Big Show
- 14:45Speaker 3: this Friday afternoon. The time is four forty six.
- 14:48Speaker 4: Nonkies here. You know, weird stuff happens to me right
- 14:51Speaker 4: all the time.
- 14:52Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've witnessed it.
- 14:54Speaker 4: It is very odd.
- 14:55Speaker 3: And it's often people that's right that randomly come up
- 14:59Speaker 3: to me and just start talking about stuff that's right.
- 15:02Speaker 5: So let's just say, at first, I first noticed that
- 15:05Speaker 5: we're in Tartanaki for our first of a live show.
- 15:07Speaker 5: We're all standing outside a hotel and this weird dude
- 15:10Speaker 5: came up to you and just said, and the world
- 15:13Speaker 5: keeps spinning, yeah, and you would yes, it does, mate,
- 15:16Speaker 5: And then he walked off, even though Mike and I
- 15:18Speaker 5: were right next to you. Yes, they always target you.
- 15:20Speaker 3: It's quite I don't know what it is, don't you know,
- 15:23Speaker 3: Sometimes without being a deck you know, I think people
- 15:25Speaker 3: recognize me maybe and start talking. But a lot of
- 15:28Speaker 3: the time it's just random. And I had a double
- 15:30Speaker 3: whammy today, a double whammy.
- 15:33Speaker 4: Strange encounters of the wh Both these stories I'm about
- 15:43Speaker 4: to tell.
- 15:43Speaker 5: You are true, Okay, I assumed they would be.
- 15:48Speaker 4: I went to the supermarket today.
- 15:50Speaker 5: You are joking that can't be true.
- 15:52Speaker 4: By Kai for the y.
- 15:55Speaker 3: And there's a fellow that stands out all he sets
- 15:57Speaker 3: actually he sits out in the front of the supermarket
- 16:00Speaker 3: it every single day, and I often chat to him
- 16:03Speaker 3: and you collecting coins and stuff like.
- 16:05Speaker 4: That, and I often talked to him. But anyway, today
- 16:07Speaker 4: was very random.
- 16:09Speaker 3: As I was walking past him, he said to me, sir, sir, sir,
- 16:13Speaker 3: can I ask you a question?
- 16:14Speaker 4: And I said, well, firstly, I'm not a sur but
- 16:18Speaker 4: yes you can.
- 16:19Speaker 5: Right, it's pretty passive aggressive.
- 16:21Speaker 4: Well, I mean I'm not a sur yeah right, okay,
- 16:23Speaker 4: I'm trying to be one of the people.
- 16:24Speaker 5: Keasy, yeah right, okay, yeah cool.
- 16:27Speaker 3: And so he says to me, can you fill your
- 16:31Speaker 3: mouth up with spet and then spit it out.
- 16:38Speaker 5: That's pretty random.
- 16:40Speaker 3: And I said sorry, and he said, can you fill
- 16:45Speaker 3: your mouth up with spet and then spit it out?
- 16:51Speaker 5: And so did you do that?
- 16:52Speaker 8: No?
- 16:53Speaker 3: I said yes I can, and he went awesome, bro
- 16:59Speaker 3: awesome and tried to me a high five, and I
- 17:02Speaker 3: was like, what what the what the ah?
- 17:07Speaker 4: How about?
- 17:09Speaker 3: But then as I was driving home, I was thinking myself,
- 17:11Speaker 3: did he want me to fill my mouth out?
- 17:13Speaker 4: Was spit and spit on him?
- 17:15Speaker 6: No?
- 17:15Speaker 2: I don't think.
- 17:15Speaker 5: I think you've added the spit on him part. I
- 17:17Speaker 5: think he just wanted you to just spit and he
- 17:20Speaker 5: wanted to watch you spit. Oh, that's even weirder thing.
- 17:24Speaker 5: I don't think. I don't think he wanted you to
- 17:26Speaker 5: spit on him. You've added that.
- 17:28Speaker 4: But then I got home, right, and this is true,
- 17:32Speaker 4: and he was in the house. No, no ah.
- 17:35Speaker 3: So I get onto my driveway and there's a dude
- 17:38Speaker 3: standing in my driveway right with his back turned to me.
- 17:42Speaker 4: Are you in the car? I'm in the car right.
- 17:44Speaker 5: You're on the road in the car trying to turn in.
- 17:46Speaker 4: I turned into my driveway.
- 17:48Speaker 3: He's about maybe three or four meters down my driveway
- 17:50Speaker 3: with his back to not looking at the road, looking
- 17:52Speaker 3: down my driveway.
- 17:53Speaker 5: Scoping it out.
- 17:55Speaker 3: And he was a huge unit, right, big feler, big
- 17:58Speaker 3: feller scary, and I wow. I drove up about a
- 18:02Speaker 3: meter and a half behind him, and he just didn't.
- 18:04Speaker 5: Move, and I was like, what the what the oh? Sorry,
- 18:07Speaker 5: what the is going on?
- 18:09Speaker 6: Now?
- 18:09Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 18:10Speaker 3: And he stood there and I waited for about a
- 18:12Speaker 3: minute because I didn't want to beat my horn or anything,
- 18:14Speaker 3: because I thought, surely he notices that I'm here.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Then I noticed that he had earbuds.
- 18:18Speaker 3: In, and I was like, ah, oh, sorry, hang on,
- 18:24Speaker 3: So I waited another minute, and then finally he turned
- 18:27Speaker 3: around and he was a full on looking dude. Man, Yeah,
- 18:30Speaker 3: tax all over the face. You're right, full on, intense
- 18:35Speaker 3: looking dude. And then once he noticed that.
- 18:38Speaker 4: I was there, he didn't actually move out of the way.
- 18:41Speaker 3: He just stood in my driveway for like ten or
- 18:44Speaker 3: fifteen seconds and stared at me, and I was like,
- 18:47Speaker 3: what the.
- 18:49Speaker 4: This is going on? And then eventually he just sidled away.
- 18:54Speaker 8: He sidled well, you know, he moved to the side
- 18:57Speaker 8: so I could drive and park in my car park
- 18:59Speaker 8: right get out of my car park and he's still
- 19:01Speaker 8: standing in my driveway and I says to him, how
- 19:05Speaker 8: are you going?
- 19:06Speaker 9: Mate?
- 19:06Speaker 4: You all good? And he went yeah? And I said, oh, okay,
- 19:12Speaker 4: can I help you with any anything? And he went not.
- 19:15Speaker 5: And he just stayed there and.
- 19:16Speaker 4: He just stood there, and I was saying to myself,
- 19:18Speaker 4: what the is that about? And then in the end,
- 19:25Speaker 4: because he was an.
- 19:26Speaker 9: Intimidating dude, I just went, Okay, I'm gonna go down
- 19:31Speaker 9: to my house and close the gate, get a glass
- 19:34Speaker 9: of water and have a dirry on the addictive, thinking
- 19:37Speaker 9: to myself what the absolute.
- 19:42Speaker 4: Was that about? But then the weird thing was easy.
- 19:46Speaker 4: He stood there for ten minutes and didn't move, just
- 19:48Speaker 4: didn't move.
- 19:49Speaker 5: You know he should have done.
- 19:50Speaker 4: And then he eventually wandered off.
- 19:52Speaker 5: You know you should have done.
- 19:53Speaker 4: What's that?
- 19:55Speaker 8: Do?
- 19:55Speaker 5: What you did to that guy that'side? Countdown, full your mouthful,
- 19:57Speaker 5: a spit and just spit on him.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Hold Big Show weekdays from four on Radio ho.
- 20:03Speaker 3: Stereo MC's there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show This
- 20:07Speaker 3: Friday afternoon, now, of course being a Friday, the Friday Throbber.
- 20:12Speaker 4: Five o'clock, and the theme is what was it again? Keasy.
- 20:16Speaker 5: The theme is road trip song Wow.
- 20:19Speaker 9: No.
- 20:20Speaker 5: The theme is Music for Our Boys Weekend Yeah yeah,
- 20:24Speaker 5: which we're going away to Jason's family betch tonight after
- 20:26Speaker 5: the show.
- 20:27Speaker 4: It's just you and me playing today though, way no.
- 20:29Speaker 5: Pugs is playing. He's playing Jace. Just because he's got
- 20:32Speaker 5: an amazing hit record with the Throbber doesn't mean we
- 20:35Speaker 5: can stop him from coming in.
- 20:37Speaker 4: Yeah, but he goes for Yummy Boys. Yeah, it just
- 20:40Speaker 4: ruins my buzz.
- 20:41Speaker 5: I love him when he goes Yummy Boys because it's
- 20:43Speaker 5: all it's all sort of like this, you know what
- 20:48Speaker 5: I mean. Yeah, that's happening up to five. Also another
- 20:51Speaker 5: chance to get yourself in the drawer for either a
- 20:54Speaker 5: dream trip to Baththurst or the NRL Grand Final with
- 20:57Speaker 5: would you rather keep an ear out for that qu
- 21:00Speaker 5: to call and get ready to call O one hundred haadukey, as.
- 21:02Speaker 3: Well as that kezy Mike Minodes episode on the new
- 21:06Speaker 3: show Madam dropped last night with that inn, it's circulating
- 21:11Speaker 3: a lot of conversation. We've got Johanna Cosgrove, the actor
- 21:16Speaker 3: in the scene in this particular scene with Mogi. She's
- 21:20Speaker 3: going to be coming in after five to talk to
- 21:21Speaker 3: us as well.
- 21:22Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. If you want to check the clip
- 21:23Speaker 5: out in the meantime, hit to the Hodaky Big Shows
- 21:25Speaker 5: Instagram page.
- 21:27Speaker 1: The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 21:30Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 21:37Speaker 4: It's the Hocky Big Shows. Friday Rama is.
- 21:41Speaker 3: Indeed, welcome back your messive bagbones. Hope your Friday is
- 21:44Speaker 3: going along very nicely. Indeed, for those of you that
- 21:46Speaker 3: don't know what the Friday Trama is, basically, we each
- 21:50Speaker 3: choose a tune for your Friday night to you know,
- 21:53Speaker 3: get your started for the weekend.
- 21:55Speaker 4: A trama. Yeah, you know, I get you up on
- 21:57Speaker 4: your feet heaven a bit of a Yeah, that's very good. Actually,
- 22:02Speaker 4: pug sonans.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Man appreciate that pug Son's here. Mike Minogue's been off
- 22:06Speaker 5: all week with some sort of horrible flu thing. He's
- 22:09Speaker 5: terrible today. Pugs is stepping up, which is never a
- 22:12Speaker 5: good sign because he's got a great hit record.
- 22:13Speaker 6: Well, I'll just stop you there, Chris, because I was
- 22:15Speaker 6: a late addition to the Throbber today. Obviously we thought
- 22:17Speaker 6: Moggi was possibly going to.
- 22:19Speaker 4: Be returning to this Excu says pugsn.
- 22:22Speaker 5: This is true though.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Sorry, I just wasn't going to say anything else. You've
- 22:28Speaker 2: just really taken the steam.
- 22:30Speaker 5: All I'll say is, yes, Mogi, he came, he came
- 22:35Speaker 5: into the office. He was sent home because he was
- 22:37Speaker 5: a shell of a human. Pug Son has had to
- 22:38Speaker 5: step up last minute. Having said that, I know punk
- 22:40Speaker 5: Son's got a list of songs. He's well prepared.
- 22:43Speaker 3: That's where I'm coming from. It's like, and he knows
- 22:46Speaker 3: what we've picked as well.
- 22:47Speaker 5: Yeah you know, I don't know about that, And just
- 22:50Speaker 5: keep that in mind. I was all I'll say, but
- 22:52Speaker 5: you listen to our three songs. You call us an
- 22:54Speaker 5: eight hundred Haduki. The first person to get two votes
- 22:57Speaker 5: gets their song played in full?
- 22:58Speaker 4: Is it full? Yummy boys?
- 22:59Speaker 6: You're one, Pugs, I have gone for yummy boys. Let's
- 23:02Speaker 6: start with Pugs' really yeah, okay, so this this really
- 23:06Speaker 6: just describes how I'm gonna feel when I met your
- 23:08Speaker 6: batch with you.
- 23:09Speaker 5: That's right. We forgot to say the theme today, Yes,
- 23:12Speaker 5: the batch weekend. Here we go. Oh god, it's going
- 23:17Speaker 5: like that is this is a tune.
- 23:22Speaker 2: This is the DJ Sammy Kenvin here. That is so
- 23:30Speaker 2: imagine driving along the coastline. You're flinging that one out
- 23:33Speaker 2: of the stereo.
- 23:34Speaker 3: Get that up, your hoodie, Jay, how about that one,
- 23:36Speaker 3: your hoody, get that up and that won't be going
- 23:38Speaker 3: anywhere near the batch. That tune speak, which is let's
- 23:43Speaker 3: go to meet next, because this as a vibe we
- 23:46Speaker 3: need to have at the batch.
- 23:47Speaker 4: This is a tune.
- 23:51Speaker 5: Here is this the Doobie Brothers? I see No, you
- 24:00Speaker 5: know what it's called? Long Train Run?
- 24:04Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, that is a tune.
- 24:10Speaker 5: Yeah, that is a to B Brothers. That is a
- 24:12Speaker 5: great tune. This is the vibe I'm gonna be going for.
- 24:18Speaker 5: This is the vibe I'm gonna be going for it
- 24:20Speaker 5: your batch. Jason is sure, man, we must not.
- 24:24Speaker 4: Why Ron, you'll be just like members.
- 24:36Speaker 5: What's a song called Scrillick's Damien Junior Gone Marley make
- 24:41Speaker 5: it Bundom? What call us now? One hundred Hodaki? If
- 24:50Speaker 5: you like to hear one of those songs played in
- 24:52Speaker 5: full New Zealand.
- 24:53Speaker 4: Well, I know which one I want. You even get
- 24:57Speaker 4: a peek and I'll be filthy.
- 24:59Speaker 2: You have to pick one, Jason, that you picked that one.
- 25:01Speaker 1: In the meantime, he's my Farmers, the whole achy Big
- 25:05Speaker 1: show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 25:11Speaker 4: It's the Big Shows Friday from.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Yes, indeed in the theme today tunes for a Boy's Weekend.
- 25:20Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the vibe we're going to going for at
- 25:22Speaker 5: our batch this weekend.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Tunes for our Boys Weekend. I'll say that it's.
- 25:26Speaker 3: Our boys weekend, yummy boys week and hearing your two
- 25:30Speaker 3: tunes has got me very worried about our boys weekend.
- 25:33Speaker 5: Well, you played like a golden oldie doob brother It's
- 25:37Speaker 5: it's fine, but pugs, he just went Okay, hang on,
- 25:43Speaker 5: change the tone, go for it.
- 25:48Speaker 2: Rember your school dance. That's the DJ sent me heaven.
- 25:53Speaker 5: Oh yeah, baby, yumy boys. We're playing Bing Bang Theory themed.
- 26:01Speaker 5: Guess who with that in the background? So keen uh,
- 26:05Speaker 5: this is the vibe. Jase once at the Batch.
- 26:11Speaker 4: I love the base man, check it out.
- 26:18Speaker 5: It's nice. Yeah, yeah, one goes in there, a little
- 26:22Speaker 5: bit of Doobie Brothers, Jase. If you like bass, then
- 26:25Speaker 5: you want this.
- 26:28Speaker 7: Base.
- 26:28Speaker 4: Why Ron, you'll be just like us, Sunday Boy.
- 26:38Speaker 5: That is a bit of scrillics there. Make it bundom?
- 26:40Speaker 4: Are we going from the top here? Parks down? Yeah?
- 26:43Speaker 2: Just whatever. I don't discriminate.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Harris and your mad barsetard Hell's life. Oh good on
- 26:49Speaker 4: you mate. What's your plans tonight?
- 26:52Speaker 8: Oh?
- 26:54Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah nice?
- 26:56Speaker 5: That sounds delicious. Flavory you go? Oh dog food beef,
- 27:01Speaker 5: dog food beef.
- 27:03Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, Harrison, what are you running with? Mate?
- 27:07Speaker 1: Oh?
- 27:07Speaker 5: It's pretty pretty toughest one boys, but I'm going to
- 27:09Speaker 5: have to go.
- 27:10Speaker 4: For the thank you. Well, you've gotta look on your face.
- 27:15Speaker 4: I don't like at the moment.
- 27:16Speaker 5: Brian, Brian, your mad basset.
- 27:18Speaker 4: How you like?
- 27:19Speaker 5: How you going?
- 27:20Speaker 2: Go?
- 27:20Speaker 9: On?
- 27:21Speaker 4: Great?
- 27:21Speaker 7: Lad?
- 27:21Speaker 5: How are you guys doing.
- 27:26Speaker 4: Good? Brian?
- 27:27Speaker 5: Surprise us mate, surprise, that's who you're voting for.
- 27:30Speaker 6: Yeah, today is a Friday, so it is undoubtedly a
- 27:34Speaker 6: doo b Dayya.
- 27:37Speaker 4: Yes, straight away, get your messive backbone.
- 27:43Speaker 2: See you, Brian. I will just say that the Pantsman's
- 27:45Speaker 2: absolutely lived out there that you've won.
- 27:47Speaker 5: Joson.
- 27:49Speaker 3: I am stoked and I'm going to be bugging my
- 27:53Speaker 3: bugging my a off because this is a it.
- 27:57Speaker 5: Is au for for the first time ever. I wanted
- 28:01Speaker 5: Pugs to win. Really, I wanted to hear DJ Sammy
- 28:04Speaker 5: Heaven and I want to play a whole lot of
- 28:05Speaker 5: like stings behind it, you know what I mean.
- 28:07Speaker 4: They'd had a one, I would have gone out and
- 28:08Speaker 4: done a steamer that.
- 28:11Speaker 5: Sort of stuff. Here you go, Jase, get amongst it,
- 28:14Speaker 5: mate sulation, start booging, Fella.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Yucky Boys, the whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
- 28:24Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Kesey.
- 28:31Speaker 7: Oh j.
- 28:35Speaker 5: Jace Fat bass Man, such Fat bass and the Doobie Brothers.
- 28:40Speaker 3: That Hey and Alshow what I believe I've ever taken
- 28:44Speaker 3: Kezy on the score and surely Keasy, surely this is
- 28:50Speaker 3: a win without an asterix.
- 28:52Speaker 5: So the score currently Mogi or Mike Minogue is on
- 28:55Speaker 5: seven wins.
- 28:56Speaker 4: I am on.
- 28:59Speaker 5: Mogi's on seven. All right, Jase, you're on six, Keyzy,
- 29:04Speaker 5: you're on five. You Pugs, Pugs is on two.
- 29:09Speaker 4: Pugs is on two.
- 29:10Speaker 5: That's two out of three though. That's a pretty damn
- 29:12Speaker 5: good hit rate. So you have overtaken me. Well done. Yeah,
- 29:16Speaker 5: well it was unfair You've got those two old collages
- 29:18Speaker 5: from your retirement villages to call up and vote for
- 29:20Speaker 5: the Doobie Brothers Brothers.
- 29:21Speaker 3: I actually thought Brian was gonna go full yummy boys,
- 29:24Speaker 3: to be honest, Brian, No, but yeah no, Look that's
- 29:28Speaker 3: the vibe I'm looking for at the batch there, Keezy,
- 29:32Speaker 3: that kind of.
- 29:33Speaker 4: Just you know, I mean, Jess, what's that? No, I mean,
- 29:38Speaker 4: what the hell is that?
- 29:39Speaker 8: No?
- 29:40Speaker 3: I got a bit of nicorette sucking my throat, just
- 29:44Speaker 3: just chip, just chilling out, having some food.
- 29:49Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, a few coldies.
- 29:51Speaker 7: Yeah, like it.
- 29:51Speaker 4: Throw the line out, get the right out, play twister
- 29:54Speaker 4: to a play bit of twister.
- 29:55Speaker 3: I'm down for that, Jason, because that's what the stuff
- 29:57Speaker 3: you guys was playing was too frantic for me.
- 29:59Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, fair enough. Hey, speaking of having a great weekend,
- 30:04Speaker 5: would you rather another chance to get yourself from the
- 30:06Speaker 5: drawer for that coming up very soon? Get ready to
- 30:08Speaker 5: call eight hundred Hoduki. When you hear that, cu to
- 30:11Speaker 5: call and you could be going to the NRAL Grand
- 30:12Speaker 5: Final or Bathhurst Dream Sporting weekend regardless.
- 30:18Speaker 4: Good stuff, mate?
- 30:19Speaker 5: Oh who is just flying to the machine.
- 30:21Speaker 1: Sure is the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
- 30:26Speaker 1: Radio Hodarky Radio Hodarchy.
- 30:30Speaker 8: Would you.
- 30:37Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, would you rather the NRL Grand Final or Bathhurst?
- 30:42Speaker 4: That's right.
- 30:43Speaker 5: When we say Bathurst, we don't just mean you know Bathurst,
- 30:46Speaker 5: we mean fly over to Mount Panorama. Spend four nights there,
- 30:50Speaker 5: what's the entire thing? Or have the weekend of your
- 30:54Speaker 5: life over in Sydney at the NRL Grand Final with
- 30:56Speaker 5: races on the Sati and a prematch match cruise to
- 30:59Speaker 5: the game on the Sunday.
- 31:00Speaker 4: How good? Hey you Sandy from Toado on a hou's.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Life Pretty good mate?
- 31:05Speaker 10: How are you?
- 31:05Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 31:05Speaker 7: Good?
- 31:06Speaker 4: Thanks Sandy. What's your plans for the weekend?
- 31:09Speaker 8: Uh?
- 31:10Speaker 3: Not a lot but a housework and lots of boring
- 31:13Speaker 3: stuff around the house.
- 31:14Speaker 4: Sure, sure, there's that's all good though.
- 31:16Speaker 5: That's all g Sandy. If you're from Toning and your
- 31:19Speaker 5: name is Sandy, do you live at the Mount?
- 31:21Speaker 7: No?
- 31:22Speaker 11: Unfortunately the crime is opposite direction.
- 31:24Speaker 5: Ah crime? I beautiful, beautiful then looking out over there?
- 31:29Speaker 4: Nice? Yeah, great Sandy, Which would you rather?
- 31:33Speaker 3: It's been a hard decision, but I think we'd have
- 31:35Speaker 3: to go with the NRL the Grand Final.
- 31:38Speaker 5: Great selection there, Sandy.
- 31:40Speaker 4: Very good. We'll stay on the line.
- 31:41Speaker 3: We'll chuck you over a puck Son and Studio B
- 31:44Speaker 3: and he'll sort you out. Good luck, Sandy, awesome, Thank you,
- 31:47Speaker 3: thanks mate. Get a monkey, mad Bassett?
- 31:49Speaker 4: How's life.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Good?
- 31:52Speaker 4: Exciting to be on the radio, isn't it.
- 31:55Speaker 5: Mike, do you want to do any shout outs while
- 31:57Speaker 5: you're on? Man?
- 31:58Speaker 9: Oh?
- 31:58Speaker 5: Yeah, huge shout out.
- 32:00Speaker 9: Oh my brothers down and.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Tell me Mike, what do you do for a crast?
- 32:08Speaker 8: Oh?
- 32:08Speaker 5: I'm a salesman.
- 32:09Speaker 9: Ah?
- 32:12Speaker 4: And what's your plans this weekend? Mate?
- 32:15Speaker 8: Oh?
- 32:15Speaker 6: But a rugby?
- 32:16Speaker 5: But a score.
- 32:20Speaker 3: Of good stuffs? A classic New Zealand sort of weekend.
- 32:25Speaker 4: Really, isn't a bit of di y a bit of rugger? Yeah?
- 32:27Speaker 4: Sort of stuff? All right, Mike, watch would you rather?
- 32:32Speaker 1: Oh?
- 32:33Speaker 5: Sorry, but it's got to be the n r l L.
- 32:38Speaker 5: Good stuff, Mike, you're in the drawer there, mate, Good
- 32:41Speaker 5: on your mens down the line in old pugs in
- 32:44Speaker 5: the studio.
- 32:44Speaker 4: B We'll look after you.
- 32:46Speaker 5: It's interesting, right, because more people have chosen the n
- 32:48Speaker 5: r L Grand Final, which means less chance of winning,
- 32:54Speaker 5: you know.
- 32:54Speaker 4: What I mean?
- 32:56Speaker 5: Because more people have chosen the n r L Grand Final,
- 32:58Speaker 5: which means it's a greater pool of people in that one. Actually, no,
- 33:01Speaker 5: that's increat. We just combined everyone together, don't we.
- 33:04Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 33:04Speaker 5: Yeah, cool, all right, let's move on there. Hey you
- 33:06Speaker 5: coming up next? You're heart At Cosgrove, who is a
- 33:09Speaker 5: fantastic comedian and actor and featured in the TV show
- 33:12Speaker 5: Last Night Madame on TV three with Mike Minogue, where
- 33:16Speaker 5: Mike played a client of hers at a brothel. So
- 33:21Speaker 5: she's coming in next to talk about that AJS Beautiful
- 33:25Speaker 5: Big Show podcast.
- 33:26Speaker 3: Oh yes, indeed she had there on the radio Hodarchy
- 33:29Speaker 3: Big Show this Friday afternoon. Got a very special guest
- 33:32Speaker 3: in the studio with us today, Johanna Cosgrove.
- 33:36Speaker 4: How are you going? Are you well?
- 33:38Speaker 10: I'm so good. Thank you for having me. It's lovely
- 33:40Speaker 10: to be here.
- 33:40Speaker 4: It's an absolute pleasure. Have we ever worked together?
- 33:42Speaker 10: I don't think so.
- 33:43Speaker 4: All right?
- 33:44Speaker 5: Have you ever been on Dog Squad or Broken Wood Mysteries?
- 33:47Speaker 3: Dob Squad is not a drama series, you know. Johannah
- 33:51Speaker 3: is an actor for god, do.
- 33:53Speaker 8: You know what?
- 33:53Speaker 11: She was riding at Shorten Street when our filming Dog
- 33:55Speaker 11: Squad in the car park and it was ruined our
- 33:58Speaker 11: life because we couldn't do it right.
- 34:01Speaker 5: So they were filling dogs in the Shortland Street car park.
- 34:04Speaker 5: Is it staged?
- 34:05Speaker 4: No, it's not stage, Jase.
- 34:07Speaker 3: There was obviously some sort of drama Johanna and the
- 34:09Speaker 3: Shortland Street and the Shortland Street thing going on.
- 34:13Speaker 4: The people at Dog Squad don't just turn up in
- 34:17Speaker 4: stage on a ship and preteens like something's happening.
- 34:20Speaker 9: Right.
- 34:20Speaker 4: Do you watch Dog Squad, Johannah.
- 34:22Speaker 10: I've never seen it. I'm so sorry the hell man, I.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Know, I don't feel like I want to talk to
- 34:26Speaker 4: you anymore.
- 34:27Speaker 10: I'll leave.
- 34:28Speaker 5: I'll get out that before you do that, We've got
- 34:30Speaker 5: a chat to you because last night on TV three
- 34:32Speaker 5: and it's available on three now, the third episode I
- 34:35Speaker 5: Believe of Madam. Yes, brand new series just came out now.
- 34:38Speaker 5: It's very exciting. Ten episodes are twenty minutes long. They're
- 34:41Speaker 5: going to be dropping weekly on three now, so make
- 34:43Speaker 5: sure you catch up. Episode three in particular, saw you
- 34:46Speaker 5: working alongside Mike Minogue, who's usually in that seat.
- 34:49Speaker 10: I know I've completely replaced him. I've come for his
- 34:51Speaker 10: gig yea.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well you're doing very well so far, so much.
- 34:55Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 34:56Speaker 10: I loved working with Mike.
- 34:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 34:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 34:58Speaker 11: He he doesn't wear clothes for pretty much the whole episode,
- 35:03Speaker 11: so we got pretty up close.
- 35:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 35:07Speaker 3: What if it's any comfort to you. He doesn't do
- 35:10Speaker 3: that in the studio either. He tends to be nude
- 35:12Speaker 3: a lot of the time.
- 35:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if you noticed this about it.
- 35:15Speaker 10: Very body confidence.
- 35:16Speaker 4: He's he he's rapped. Mad You don't have to tell
- 35:22Speaker 4: me about it. I'm steering at him every day.
- 35:24Speaker 7: You know what.
- 35:25Speaker 10: You see these bulging muscles and you're like put it away.
- 35:28Speaker 4: I'm like, can I touch it? Yeah? Yeah, you know
- 35:32Speaker 4: the specks running your hand down corrugated iron. Yeah.
- 35:37Speaker 5: But what we should probably specify as well, madam, the
- 35:39Speaker 5: new TV show It is about a woman from America
- 35:42Speaker 5: who came to New Zealand realized that our prostitution had
- 35:45Speaker 5: been decriminalized here. She had a whole lot of debt.
- 35:48Speaker 5: Her husband was a real piece of work. Yeah, so
- 35:50Speaker 5: she started an ethical brothel and brothel and Northland and
- 35:54Speaker 5: Northland and so this is based on a true story.
- 35:57Speaker 5: You played one of the women in her.
- 36:00Speaker 4: And her brother.
- 36:01Speaker 11: I played one of the six workers, and Mike Minogue
- 36:05Speaker 11: plays one of my clients.
- 36:08Speaker 4: Excellent.
- 36:09Speaker 5: And there is if you go to the Hducky Big
- 36:11Speaker 5: Shows Instagram right now, there is a scene of a
- 36:14Speaker 5: very nervous Mike Minogue playing a client very well, might
- 36:17Speaker 5: I say, yeah? And he's saying, oh did you not
- 36:19Speaker 5: get the memo? Okay, I don't worry about it. Looking
- 36:21Speaker 5: he's looking for something bigger.
- 36:22Speaker 11: He had a really the character of his client Idi
- 36:26Speaker 11: as a sleazy lawyer, and he had a very specific request.
- 36:30Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and it involved inserting, well, well we can't
- 36:36Speaker 5: give it away, we don't want.
- 36:37Speaker 4: To give it away.
- 36:39Speaker 9: Go away.
- 36:39Speaker 10: Yeah, you've got to go watch it.
- 36:41Speaker 4: Because funnily enough, my wife started watching the show.
- 36:44Speaker 10: Does she like it?
- 36:46Speaker 4: Truthful answer, She really liked that.
- 36:48Speaker 10: That's amazing.
- 36:49Speaker 3: And the amazing thing about that because she's an actor herself,
- 36:54Speaker 3: he has been.
- 36:54Speaker 4: She doesn't do it so much.
- 36:55Speaker 11: She can call her a husband and she's an actor,
- 36:58Speaker 11: always an actor, she could be.
- 37:01Speaker 3: She can be quite brutal on New Zealand shows, but
- 37:05Speaker 3: you'd watch it and really enjoyed it.
- 37:06Speaker 4: So I'm looking forward to seeing it.
- 37:07Speaker 11: I do think that there's a thing with people like
- 37:10Speaker 11: so many people like I don't watch New Zealand TV,
- 37:12Speaker 11: and I'm like, grow up, Yeah, stop being a snob
- 37:15Speaker 11: New Zealand. This amazing New Zealand television. And also if
- 37:18Speaker 11: you're not watching New Zealand television supply and demand, we're
- 37:21Speaker 11: not going to get more money to make better television.
- 37:23Speaker 4: I mean, having said that, you're not watching Dog squad.
- 37:26Speaker 4: So it feels a bit like.
- 37:28Speaker 10: I love dogs in real life.
- 37:30Speaker 5: Yeahs dogs.
- 37:32Speaker 4: We'll take a break, we'll come back.
- 37:35Speaker 2: Enjoy Division, incredible tune.
- 37:36Speaker 10: I love the songs the.
- 37:38Speaker 1: Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.
- 37:45Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, Joy Division.
- 37:46Speaker 3: There on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon,
- 37:49Speaker 3: we have actor Johanna Cosgrove from the new show Madam.
- 37:53Speaker 3: But also Johannah, you do have a stand up comedy
- 37:56Speaker 3: where you do a lot.
- 37:57Speaker 4: Of stand up?
- 37:57Speaker 10: Yeah, I also am a comedian and a writer.
- 38:00Speaker 5: Yes, what are you writing on? Have you written on?
- 38:03Speaker 11: I was a storyline on Shorten Street for a year
- 38:05Speaker 11: and a half. Yeah, and I also have I have
- 38:08Speaker 11: written a poetry book. We don't need to talk about that.
- 38:10Speaker 5: Jace wrote a poetry book.
- 38:12Speaker 10: You're joking your poet?
- 38:15Speaker 2: Well, don't understand it.
- 38:18Speaker 8: You know.
- 38:19Speaker 3: I don't like to sort of strum my own strings here,
- 38:22Speaker 3: but yeah, I'm a poet.
- 38:24Speaker 8: Are you?
- 38:24Speaker 10: I'd love to read some.
- 38:26Speaker 4: Do you know that I should be a stand up
- 38:27Speaker 4: comedian as well?
- 38:29Speaker 2: I can tell Yeah.
- 38:30Speaker 4: You guys, you've never heard of sugar and spies.
- 38:33Speaker 10: I have heard of sugar and spies.
- 38:36Speaker 5: So you're so you're also Johannah. You're an actor, a comedian, writer, poetry.
- 38:41Speaker 5: You are Jason Hoyt.
- 38:42Speaker 10: Do you have a podcast because I do as well.
- 38:44Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got about three podcasts.
- 38:48Speaker 10: I only have one. All right, Well up, I need
- 38:52Speaker 10: to need a couple more.
- 38:53Speaker 5: Yeah, it's quantity not quality with Jack.
- 38:55Speaker 4: You know you've made it when you've got like eight podcasts.
- 38:58Speaker 3: Actually, you know you've made it when you get a
- 39:00Speaker 3: spread in Woman's Weekly that do you know what?
- 39:03Speaker 10: We actually do have a spread and Woman's Day.
- 39:05Speaker 4: Oh wow.
- 39:06Speaker 10: Yeah, just for Madam. For Madam.
- 39:08Speaker 5: That is good and that is the reason Johanna is
- 39:11Speaker 5: in the studio Madam TV show. It's on TV three
- 39:14Speaker 5: every single Thursday. Is it on terrestrial?
- 39:17Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah at eight thirty eight thirty.
- 39:19Speaker 5: Eight thirty if you want to watch it on the
- 39:20Speaker 5: actual tally. However, that all available now on three now,
- 39:23Speaker 5: and Mike Minogue features an episode three, so definitely go
- 39:26Speaker 5: and watch that episode.
- 39:28Speaker 3: Watch the whole show for God's sake, not just because
- 39:30Speaker 3: of Mike, but how are you watching yourself?
- 39:33Speaker 4: Look?
- 39:34Speaker 11: I the first because you have to go in and
- 39:36Speaker 11: do a thing called eighty r which is additional dialogue recording.
- 39:39Speaker 11: So when you sometimes like in case you don't know
- 39:43Speaker 11: what eighty hours people listening, they won't, they won't. You
- 39:47Speaker 11: go in and you see and you kind of have
- 39:48Speaker 11: to lip sync to yourself. But basically is because like
- 39:50Speaker 11: a sound, they haven't recorded the sound properly.
- 39:53Speaker 4: And someone's swepped out of fat in the middle of
- 39:55Speaker 4: and I can't quite hear what you yeah.
- 39:57Speaker 11: Or someone's you know, the car's fired and they've completely
- 40:01Speaker 11: cut your lunch. So you're sitting there and then you
- 40:04Speaker 11: I think it was that point when I first watched myself,
- 40:06Speaker 11: I was like, and I felt sick.
- 40:08Speaker 2: But now fine, yeah, yeah, you get over it.
- 40:11Speaker 10: You get over it.
- 40:11Speaker 5: It's like us with radio when I first started out,
- 40:14Speaker 5: and even when because I used to work on a
- 40:15Speaker 5: sports TV show, which is very different. But the first
- 40:18Speaker 5: time I watched myself on TV, I was like, I
- 40:20Speaker 5: hate it. Everyone's gonna hate it.
- 40:21Speaker 10: Yeah, you're like, that is the heaviest monster I see
- 40:23Speaker 10: before me.
- 40:24Speaker 5: Eventually you stop caring because people don't hate it.
- 40:26Speaker 4: Because the first time I watched myself, I went, god,
- 40:28Speaker 4: he's hot.
- 40:30Speaker 10: Well there, I will say.
- 40:32Speaker 11: There were some scenes in Madam where I was like,
- 40:35Speaker 11: absolutely stunning. I look unbelievably good. The costumes are amazing.
- 40:40Speaker 11: Samy Salsa did the costumes and I'm obsessed.
- 40:43Speaker 5: You if you love the costumes, you get to keep.
- 40:46Speaker 9: Some of them.
- 40:46Speaker 10: I actually, do you know what brought some of my
- 40:48Speaker 10: own stuff?
- 40:48Speaker 5: How good?
- 40:49Speaker 10: Which made it?
- 40:50Speaker 11: I have these like I do step my last stand
- 40:53Speaker 11: up show I did in like thigh high boots and
- 40:54Speaker 11: they made character boots for Medam as well.
- 40:57Speaker 4: Right, good old thigh high boots.
- 41:00Speaker 11: We have a thigh high agent pform for a couple
- 41:02Speaker 11: of gags at the Classic.
- 41:04Speaker 3: He is lovely, well, Johanna, all the best with the
- 41:08Speaker 3: as I say, my wife loved it and I always
- 41:11Speaker 3: trust her judgment.
- 41:12Speaker 4: So make sure you get out and see it. And
- 41:14Speaker 4: he's gonna say it again.
- 41:15Speaker 5: Keizy Madam and three now dot Co dot in z
- 41:19Speaker 5: the first three episodes.
- 41:20Speaker 4: Of the year.
- 41:21Speaker 10: Also, there's some really famous people in it.
- 41:22Speaker 5: So actually that's a good point. I will tell you
- 41:25Speaker 5: who those famous people are right now. Academy Award nominee
- 41:28Speaker 5: Rachel Griffiths remat Tiwata.
- 41:35Speaker 10: She's great, She's a cultural icon, legend New Zealand.
- 41:40Speaker 5: Martin Henderson and Robbie Maugaceiver.
- 41:43Speaker 10: And Daniel Cormack.
- 41:45Speaker 5: Daniel Cormack and Johannah cosgro Who's been fantastic.
- 41:49Speaker 1: So much Angels The Whole King Big Show wed Days
- 41:54Speaker 1: from four on Radio hodkh.
- 41:57Speaker 3: The transplants there on the Radio hod Key Big Show
- 42:00Speaker 3: this Friday evening, Getting excited, Keezy.
- 42:03Speaker 5: I am excited Jason one hour ago into wearing the
- 42:05Speaker 5: car hidden to your family.
- 42:06Speaker 4: Bat. Yeah, we're just looking at the traffic. Actually she's pretty.
- 42:09Speaker 5: She's yeah, it's not good. But hopefully by the time
- 42:12Speaker 5: seven rolls around.
- 42:13Speaker 3: Well exactly and at school holidays as well. So yeah,
- 42:16Speaker 3: that's my that's my view of it.
- 42:17Speaker 4: Hey, now what's for teens? Yell with keysy Yeah, red yellow.
- 42:23Speaker 5: We just save it just.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Fun account, porn, fun account, crust, fat crass text do
- 42:32Speaker 3: do do dood?
- 42:33Speaker 5: Text through right now in three four eight three. What
- 42:35Speaker 5: you are having for dinner? It is a Friday, so
- 42:37Speaker 5: make it exciting. We'll read out some of those after six.
- 42:40Speaker 5: You could win a fifty long night and Dave Voucher
- 42:42Speaker 5: three four eight three Get stuck in.
- 42:44Speaker 1: The Whole Icy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio. Hold ike,
- 42:50Speaker 1: welcome back your massive bagbones.
- 42:52Speaker 3: I hope your Friday is going along very nicely. You're
- 42:54Speaker 3: listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.
- 43:03Speaker 4: Still a Mogi.
- 43:05Speaker 5: Down, one Moggie down, the Big Show.
- 43:07Speaker 3: There was a sad story today actually, because as we've
- 43:10Speaker 3: been blathering on about relentlessly, we're off to the Batch tonight.
- 43:14Speaker 3: My family Batch and Mogi turned up for work today
- 43:17Speaker 3: but then kind of fell apart again and went.
- 43:20Speaker 5: Yeah, he showed up the Boss Todd, who was keen
- 43:23Speaker 5: to have him in because we had that interview with
- 43:25Speaker 5: Joanna Cosgrovelier, and he just said, nah, go home, you
- 43:28Speaker 5: look like you look terrible. You sound terrible, You've got
- 43:32Speaker 5: no energy, and he said, I guess I'm out for
- 43:33Speaker 5: the Batch as well. So it's just me you and
- 43:35Speaker 5: Pugs are Yeah, man, so that's a bastard. But hopefully
- 43:39Speaker 5: the full crew back on Monday. Definitely. We'll see how
- 43:42Speaker 5: we go back in time for the podcast outro.
- 43:45Speaker 3: Yeah, well we're going to be doing a podcast outro
- 43:47Speaker 3: while we're at the Batch, but it's a podcast that
- 43:50Speaker 3: we do outside of the radio show, and today it
- 43:51Speaker 3: sounded a bit like this.
- 43:55Speaker 5: And the sun was streaming in and I just looked
- 43:57Speaker 5: to it, and I was just like this is nice,
- 43:58Speaker 5: isn't it, And it's all like okay, And I was
- 44:01Speaker 5: full of and I just lay there like and then
- 44:04Speaker 5: she's like, you're gonna get It was like, i'll do
- 44:06Speaker 5: I'll do it quite, I'm pretty good. And then I forgot.
- 44:10Speaker 4: That is not.
- 44:12Speaker 5: That is not what I said. That sounded filthy. That
- 44:17Speaker 5: sounded so filthy with you.
- 44:19Speaker 3: I think my one yesterday sounded more filthy, like because
- 44:23Speaker 3: I was getting into it too.
- 44:25Speaker 4: Pugs is can you play that again? Keezy?
- 44:27Speaker 6: Oh?
- 44:27Speaker 4: Really?
- 44:28Speaker 7: Okay?
- 44:28Speaker 5: Fine? And the sun was streaming in and I just
- 44:32Speaker 5: looked to it and I was just like this is nice,
- 44:34Speaker 5: isn't it. And it's all like okay, and I was
- 44:36Speaker 5: full of and I just lay there like and then
- 44:39Speaker 5: she's like, you're gonna get It was like, i'll do
- 44:41Speaker 5: I'll do it quite, I'm pretty good, and then I forgot.
- 44:45Speaker 4: It's that you'll i'll do it quick bit that I like.
- 44:48Speaker 5: No, it's me lying there being full of something starting
- 44:51Speaker 5: with that is my favorite part. And the funniest thing
- 44:53Speaker 5: is if you listen to the podcast outro, it was
- 44:55Speaker 5: in no way dirty, but Pugs has found a way
- 44:57Speaker 5: to make it sound absolutely disgusting. If you if you
- 45:00Speaker 5: want to listen, search hoduky Big Show wherever get your
- 45:02Speaker 5: podcast from comes out every night at seven point thirty
- 45:04Speaker 5: along with the highlights package of the show.
- 45:06Speaker 4: Hey, coming up, What's for Tea? New Zealand?
- 45:08Speaker 3: So text has three four eight three tell us what
- 45:10Speaker 3: you're having for tea this Friday evening.
- 45:12Speaker 4: Let's get back into the tune.
- 45:14Speaker 1: The Whichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 45:17Speaker 1: in weekdays and four on Radio Queen.
- 45:20Speaker 3: To the Stone Age there on the radio ho Nankee
- 45:22Speaker 3: Big Show. But right now it's time for Oh.
- 45:24Speaker 5: Yeah, hey guys. Text here from Steve what's for Tea?
- 45:29Speaker 5: News Zealand with me Kick.
- 45:35Speaker 3: Yellow, very Craft Monkey, porn fun account, Pugs, well done,
- 45:42Speaker 3: pay man, thank you.
- 45:43Speaker 5: Pugs is in here. Megi's offseck. We're going to the
- 45:45Speaker 5: batch tonight. What's the food plan? Jason said, you've got
- 45:49Speaker 5: before we get into what's for team and what the
- 45:50Speaker 5: nation's having? Sure, what are we having this weekend? Because
- 45:52Speaker 5: you've already been shopping?
- 45:54Speaker 3: Okay tonight tonight, okay, so we'll just get something on
- 45:59Speaker 3: the or yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 46:01Speaker 4: Okay, tomorrow, I'm thinking bacon and eggs.
- 46:04Speaker 5: Is this breakfast or lunch or dinner?
- 46:06Speaker 9: Well?
- 46:06Speaker 4: Speak to what time you guys get out?
- 46:08Speaker 5: I reckon like eight? What oh you see?
- 46:12Speaker 4: I'm up by seven?
- 46:14Speaker 5: What are you thinking? Pugs?
- 46:15Speaker 4: But as supposed to be a relaxing we can't. What
- 46:18Speaker 4: the hell are we doing? Okay? Now eight during the week,
- 46:21Speaker 4: We've got a massive snake already.
- 46:25Speaker 3: I'll be up at six city seven keazy, will be eight, Pugs,
- 46:30Speaker 3: it will be eleven twelve.
- 46:31Speaker 5: It sounds good, okay, Ricky brecky.
- 46:35Speaker 4: Bacon and eggs, okay, and acado, so you love it?
- 46:39Speaker 4: Sour dough, beautiful man.
- 46:41Speaker 5: Okay, So you're on breakfast, old morning tea? Okay. So
- 46:44Speaker 5: I'm thinking like some savories and some little saucy rolls.
- 46:49Speaker 5: I'll get that from the supermarket, man, Pugs, do you
- 46:51Speaker 5: want to do lunch or do we.
- 46:54Speaker 2: Just have some I was thinking maybe afternoon tea.
- 46:56Speaker 7: I could do.
- 46:56Speaker 3: Well, you do afternoon tea maybe, Well, it depends when
- 47:00Speaker 3: you want to do the cheese board.
- 47:01Speaker 5: Well that's a that's a you know, that's an early evening.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big one.
- 47:04Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, so what are you going to do
- 47:07Speaker 4: for lunch? Then, pugs to hang on.
- 47:10Speaker 5: Lunch for him to do to a row, that's pretty unfair.
- 47:12Speaker 5: What did you do lunch?
- 47:14Speaker 4: Because if you had a break cheese board.
- 47:19Speaker 2: In the day, maybe pre all Blacks game?
- 47:21Speaker 5: Hang on, have you got cheese boards?
- 47:23Speaker 4: I'm thinking pre all Blacks game, chips and dip.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Ah, it's not a bad shout.
- 47:27Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, and just.
- 47:28Speaker 4: And the cheese board is quite significant.
- 47:33Speaker 5: So well maybe that for lunch with some bread, we
- 47:35Speaker 5: could be like a plowman's.
- 47:38Speaker 4: Sure.
- 47:40Speaker 6: Now you're saying the cheese board is quite large, At
- 47:42Speaker 6: what point does it become a charcuterie board?
- 47:44Speaker 4: Well, and also I just want to make the point too.
- 47:46Speaker 4: I bought a baget.
- 47:51Speaker 5: O pugs you'll bring well, I'll get my own one
- 47:52Speaker 5: then because we can't.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Yeah, if you could bring your one, that'd be good.
- 47:55Speaker 4: Okay, But what I'm saying is there will be no
- 47:57Speaker 4: shortage of cheese.
- 47:59Speaker 5: Okay, so hang on, So cheese board, so afternoon tea
- 48:02Speaker 5: Somosa's Pugs is making? Then the cheese board, well, I'm
- 48:05Speaker 5: not making them, Okay, you're gonna pick them up. What
- 48:07Speaker 5: I hate is che cheese board dinner then, because you
- 48:11Speaker 5: said pre rugby chips, the Rugbies at seven?
- 48:14Speaker 4: Chick dinner is chicken mar bella?
- 48:16Speaker 5: What times even heard of that?
- 48:18Speaker 4: That's like sort of a chop with olives and all
- 48:22Speaker 4: sorts of stuff.
- 48:23Speaker 5: Okay, do you like olives?
- 48:24Speaker 4: Keys?
- 48:25Speaker 5: Hate them? But that's all good?
- 48:26Speaker 4: So you seriously? Really?
- 48:28Speaker 5: Yeah, I do, but it's one of those things where
- 48:31Speaker 5: I'm weaning myself onto them. So that's good, Jace, you do, Yeah,
- 48:38Speaker 5: I do. I'm joking and.
- 48:40Speaker 4: Then I hate you.
- 48:45Speaker 5: No, j okay, so you're doing? Okay, so we have
- 48:48Speaker 5: chips away before that? What time is dinner? Because the
- 48:51Speaker 5: Rugby is at seven?
- 48:52Speaker 3: The chicken mar bella? Yeah, also smashed potatoes and a
- 48:59Speaker 3: a couscous salad.
- 49:01Speaker 5: Oh yes, that sounds great?
- 49:03Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 49:03Speaker 5: Is that so excited? Is that dinner? Is that supper?
- 49:05Speaker 4: That's dinner?
- 49:06Speaker 5: Okay, Well I can do supper because I had only
- 49:09Speaker 5: just I've only done morning tea.
- 49:11Speaker 2: What are we going to have for supper?
- 49:12Speaker 4: Well?
- 49:12Speaker 5: What I might do for supper is reheat some of
- 49:14Speaker 5: the leftover savories and saucy rolls.
- 49:16Speaker 4: And we've got cheese.
- 49:18Speaker 5: What have some moses left? Shall we go to the
- 49:21Speaker 5: text machine and see all.
- 49:22Speaker 1: We have time at the moment, the whole Achy Big
- 49:26Speaker 1: Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Key.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Triggs here on the radio. Hold Key Big Show, but
- 49:32Speaker 3: right now it's time four.
- 49:37Speaker 4: Sorry, what's on the telly with Mike Minogue?
- 49:44Speaker 7: Yeah, nice work man, Thanks man.
- 49:56Speaker 5: Appreciate us.
- 50:00Speaker 3: By the way, come back in the studio with us,
- 50:02Speaker 3: because I needed to clarify a few things because you
- 50:04Speaker 3: guys had massive tantrums knowing that there wasn't interneed there.
- 50:08Speaker 5: Well, hang on, so this is this is what we
- 50:10Speaker 5: didn't figure out. I was picturing us having to watch
- 50:12Speaker 5: because the All Blacks are playing tomorrow night. Yes, I
- 50:15Speaker 5: I brought my laptop so that we could stream it
- 50:17Speaker 5: because I thought there was no TV.
- 50:19Speaker 4: We've got TV. We've got Sky.
- 50:22Speaker 5: You've got Sky on the dacoda.
- 50:24Speaker 4: Yes, now listen, but we don't have movies. But we've
- 50:27Speaker 4: got sport.
- 50:28Speaker 5: We don't need movies.
- 50:29Speaker 2: I've got rialto We're making movies, am I Right, there's
- 50:33Speaker 2: something I.
- 50:33Speaker 4: Wanted to bring up in terms of movies. Just wondering if.
- 50:38Speaker 5: You Fellas you want to film a short film? No, no,
- 50:42Speaker 5: just eyes to the did you see that.
- 50:47Speaker 3: Maybe us, you know, watch a movie together, some of
- 50:51Speaker 3: the old some of the old classics in the back
- 50:54Speaker 3: of the wardrobe there.
- 50:55Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we've had a DVD play you see.
- 50:58Speaker 5: Ah, yeah, yeah, I've never seen Yeah, I've never seen
- 51:02Speaker 5: The Godfather. Oh no, that's a classic.
- 51:06Speaker 4: It's a classic.
- 51:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:07Speaker 2: And you're a big film guy, Jesse.
- 51:09Speaker 6: Something that you know, can culture us a little bit,
- 51:12Speaker 6: like I'll take us through your best performed I've.
- 51:13Speaker 4: Got The Godfather.
- 51:19Speaker 5: I haven't seen that one.
- 51:20Speaker 3: I just want to just sort of it's it's I
- 51:23Speaker 3: should have probably waited till I got there and had
- 51:26Speaker 3: a few besies and relaxed.
- 51:29Speaker 5: I don't know, watch the Godfather.
- 51:31Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe not the god What about Like.
- 51:34Speaker 4: Look what I'm trying to say, Fellas is a yeah, okay,
- 51:37Speaker 4: if we were watch a blue movie? To give it?
- 51:39Speaker 5: What's a blue movie? Like you want to watch the Why?
- 51:43Speaker 2: Why am I telling her?
- 51:44Speaker 4: What the hell is blue?
- 51:45Speaker 5: Hell's a blue movie?
- 51:46Speaker 4: Can you can you tell Kezy what a blue movie is?
- 51:48Speaker 6: Well?
- 51:49Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 51:49Speaker 2: It sounds like.
- 51:51Speaker 4: Porno, you guys, flick yes, skin flea movie? You guys?
- 51:57Speaker 4: Would you guys be all g with it?
- 52:00Speaker 5: It depends which one? What are you thinking? What about
- 52:05Speaker 5: I got Backside to the Future.
- 52:09Speaker 4: I was just trying to what's that one called? Huh
- 52:15Speaker 4: the show?
- 52:17Speaker 6: Oh, we've got to We've got a DVD right here,
- 52:19Speaker 6: my Gift Cho edition. I've got that for your birthday
- 52:24Speaker 6: last year. I never actually saw it and it is
- 52:26Speaker 6: extra wide.
- 52:28Speaker 5: I haven't seen huh, it's an extra wide screen.
- 52:33Speaker 3: So we've got the d v D there of the
- 52:35Speaker 3: Da Vinci Cho. Would you fellas you'd be comfortable watching
- 52:39Speaker 3: that with the old.
- 52:41Speaker 4: Would he?
- 52:42Speaker 5: J And? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I've seen it a lot.
- 52:46Speaker 4: You're bringing your connies right.
- 52:48Speaker 5: Yeah. It's weird though, because it's got that guy who's
- 52:50Speaker 5: self flagellates in it, and that's pretty full on.
- 52:54Speaker 4: Yeah, that gets me going that scene you're I'm.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Talking about what it says there Tom Wanks.
- 52:59Speaker 5: No, No, that's another guy.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that's cool. I just wanted to, Okay, I
- 53:03Speaker 3: just want to. I didn't know how to broach it,
- 53:05Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
- 53:06Speaker 2: I want to get done it in a really healthy
- 53:08Speaker 2: and respectful way.
- 53:09Speaker 5: And we didn't beat around the bush either, which was good.
- 53:11Speaker 5: What did you watch last night? On Telly Jays I
- 53:14Speaker 5: actually we have time. There's a tune though. This is
- 53:17Speaker 5: a jit. She's a genius.
- 53:20Speaker 3: Actually, what I was a bit worried with Mogi coming.
- 53:23Speaker 3: I couldn't play my playlist in the car. So I'll
- 53:25Speaker 3: be able to now because he would have he would
- 53:27Speaker 3: have decimated it. He would have hated it.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Well, it's all yummy boys all weekend, baby.
- 53:32Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
- 53:36Speaker 3: Hoda Timal screamed there on the radio, Honarkey Big Show
- 53:40Speaker 3: this Friday afternoon. You know keys he it's an absolutely bastard,
- 53:44Speaker 3: that Mogi, who did turn up for the show today
- 53:47Speaker 3: but then felt like crap again so went home.
- 53:49Speaker 5: Well he was sent home.
- 53:50Speaker 4: What he was sent time? He was going to come
- 53:51Speaker 4: with us to the batch. Obviously.
- 53:54Speaker 3: If I hadn't known that was going to happen, I
- 53:56Speaker 3: would have driven my motorbike in.
- 53:58Speaker 5: Oh have you got a motorbike?
- 54:00Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, because usually if I go to the batch
- 54:02Speaker 3: by myself, I just ride the motorbike out there, and
- 54:04Speaker 3: you guys are going to be taking your little trackie,
- 54:06Speaker 3: aren't you.
- 54:07Speaker 5: No, Well no, we're taking my car now. Me and
- 54:10Speaker 5: Pugs have decided just to make it easier We're going
- 54:12Speaker 5: to my car and hire a trailer.
- 54:14Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, so.
- 54:15Speaker 5: That's with the podcast equipment of the Connies will be
- 54:17Speaker 5: on the trailer. We'll be in my car. Are you
- 54:20Speaker 5: do you want Pugs to go with you? I don't
- 54:21Speaker 5: mind either way, because he's going to have to decide
- 54:23Speaker 5: who he wants to go with out of you or me. Sure,
- 54:27Speaker 5: although I mean I'm just assuming here and guessing he's
- 54:29Speaker 5: going to choose me. So that's what we'll be doing. Yeah,
- 54:31Speaker 5: but just on the motorbike. What what kind of motorbike
- 54:33Speaker 5: have you got? Because you've got a Harley?
- 54:36Speaker 4: Yeah, just kind of suits my character, keasy, you know
- 54:40Speaker 4: what I mean?
- 54:40Speaker 5: Is it like a chopper or a bobber or what
- 54:42Speaker 5: is it a chopper? Oh you got a chopper? Yeah,
- 54:45Speaker 5: ape hanger handlebus?
- 54:46Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah for sure.
- 54:47Speaker 5: Wow, that's the works.
- 54:49Speaker 3: How are you going on your because you were to
- 54:51Speaker 3: look at you were talking about it yesterday. How's how's
- 54:53Speaker 3: the search going?
- 54:54Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 54:54Speaker 5: Well, for those that weren't listening yesterday, I I've decided
- 54:57Speaker 5: I want to get a motorbike, a sensible one. No
- 55:00Speaker 5: it's not they only drive it and ride it. And
- 55:05Speaker 5: this is what I said, to my wife to get
- 55:06Speaker 5: it across the line, right, Okay, that makes sense. Yeah,
- 55:09Speaker 5: because what I want is a vintage motorbike from the seventies.
- 55:12Speaker 5: I want an old Honda because I grew up riding Hondas,
- 55:14Speaker 5: used to do motocross. I know how to ride a bike,
- 55:17Speaker 5: and I want to hold Honda because of all the
- 55:20Speaker 5: vintage bikes, which are the cheapest to register and ensure,
- 55:24Speaker 5: Hondas and old Tazukis and stuff are the most reliable.
- 55:26Speaker 5: The most reliable are very unreliable old bikes.
- 55:29Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'll do, man, because I've got
- 55:30Speaker 3: a lot of mates obviously who have motorbikes, who well
- 55:35Speaker 3: pretty much all my friends.
- 55:36Speaker 4: I used to be part of a gang, as you know.
- 55:38Speaker 5: That's right. So you're gonna try to hook me up
- 55:41Speaker 5: with one, Yeah.
- 55:41Speaker 4: I could. I could have a little ask around for you.
- 55:43Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I've sort of found Before you buy one,
- 55:46Speaker 3: just pass it by me so I can have a
- 55:48Speaker 3: look at it.
- 55:48Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just so I can you know, check out.
- 55:50Speaker 4: It's got everything that needs and it's it's not going
- 55:53Speaker 4: to do you over as such.
- 55:55Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'll definitely do that. Jase I was I
- 55:57Speaker 5: was speaking to my wife have because I I updated her.
- 56:01Speaker 5: I said, oh, we were talking about me getting a
- 56:02Speaker 5: motorbike on the show. So she said, oh god, and
- 56:04Speaker 5: let me guess. You know everyone wants you to get one.
- 56:07Speaker 5: And I was like yeah, and then we basically had
- 56:09Speaker 5: a bit of you chat about and I was like,
- 56:10Speaker 5: I'm serious, I want to get a motorbike. I'm going
- 56:11Speaker 5: to book myself in to go get my motorbike license
- 56:14Speaker 5: because you have to start the process. You know, you're
- 56:16Speaker 5: having your learners at citre for a while. Sure, And
- 56:18Speaker 5: she said how much is going to cost? And I
- 56:20Speaker 5: was like originally, I said because I had no idea.
- 56:22Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know, less than ten grand.
- 56:23Speaker 5: I've found a bike that I like. It's six thousand
- 56:26Speaker 5: dollars right, And I said, how about the six grand?
- 56:30Speaker 5: And then she said fine, but you've got to sell
- 56:31Speaker 5: your truckie. Oh and I was like, no, that's not fair. No,
- 56:36Speaker 5: I can have both.
- 56:37Speaker 4: Yeah, but you'd still be if you sold your truckie,
- 56:39Speaker 4: you'd still be five k. Shure, that is not true.
- 56:43Speaker 5: So That's where I'm at anyway. So I'm working towards
- 56:45Speaker 5: having a sex motorbike and I'll keep you updated all right, Jase.
- 56:48Speaker 1: Thanks mate, the Whodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
- 56:52Speaker 1: Minogue and Kesey.
- 57:01Speaker 4: We'll bere you go your mad bar sards.
- 57:03Speaker 3: That's your Friday show, done and dusted and indeed dusted
- 57:06Speaker 3: for the Week's been quite a week, really, hasn't it, Keezy?
- 57:09Speaker 5: It has been. It's been a week of us crossing
- 57:11Speaker 5: our fingers that Moggi will be back, yes, and then
- 57:13Speaker 5: H'm just getting to be honest, progressively worse. Yeah, but
- 57:16Speaker 5: he sounded really hopeful early in the week that he'd
- 57:19Speaker 5: be back, yes, and we just we literally saw him
- 57:21Speaker 5: before the show today and he was a shell of
- 57:23Speaker 5: a human and got sent home. So yeah, Monday, certainly hopefully. Yeah.
- 57:28Speaker 5: What are you doing tonight, jas Well?
- 57:30Speaker 4: As you know, Madem off to the batch. You excited, Kezy?
- 57:33Speaker 5: I am excited to go to the batch, Pug Suns.
- 57:35Speaker 5: So he couldn't sleep last.
- 57:36Speaker 4: Night, yey. What he was saying.
- 57:37Speaker 3: He was saying that he had the same sort of
- 57:40Speaker 3: sleep that he used to get before school camp. Yeah,
- 57:43Speaker 3: and I don't know whether that's because he's terrified or excited.
- 57:46Speaker 5: I have a terrible memory of school camp. I don't
- 57:49Speaker 5: know if I've told you this. I was in charge
- 57:50Speaker 5: of bringing the tenth for our group of four and
- 57:53Speaker 5: we hiked into the bush. It was a five hour
- 57:55Speaker 5: hike and we got there and I unpacked it and
- 57:56Speaker 5: it was a stretcher, a camp stretcher.
- 58:01Speaker 4: Excellent.
- 58:02Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, Listen, We're gonna obviously check out our
- 58:05Speaker 3: Instagram over the weekend because obviously we'll be posting heaps
- 58:08Speaker 3: of stuff of all the stuff we're getting up to you,
- 58:10Speaker 3: but mostly it's going to chill out. Bit of poker,
- 58:13Speaker 3: better rugby, bit of walking, better fishing, bit of secuterary secuteriary,
- 58:17Speaker 3: a bit eating, bit of snuggling, bit of drinking, all
- 58:20Speaker 3: that sort of jazz, bit a twister.
- 58:22Speaker 8: Ah.
- 58:22Speaker 4: But it's been a pleasure bringing you the show this week.
- 58:24Speaker 3: Hopefully, hopefully Team fingers crossed the entire team back on
- 58:28Speaker 3: starting Monday.
- 58:29Speaker 4: Until then, you have a great weekend and we'll see
- 58:32Speaker 4: you late up to see it