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Episode 100: The 100 Person Industry Panel · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
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  Speaker 1: and a very special one hundredth episode. We have been
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  Speaker 1: bringing some of our favorite artists onto this podcast to
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  Speaker 1: talk about what makes them artists, and today we're doing
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  Speaker 1: the same.
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  Speaker 2: But with one exciting twist. We've gathered the largest panel
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  Speaker 2: table available to us in Hollywood, and we've sat one
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  Speaker 2: hundred guests around it. So tonight's panel will feature one
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  Speaker 2: hundred people.
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  Speaker 3: How did we do what, you ask? We gathered one
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  Speaker 3: hundred people.
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  Speaker 4: How did we do it? You ask again? Well, it's simple.
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  Speaker 4: We gathered one hundred legendary Hollywood people. So get ready
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  Speaker 4: because this one's gonna be interesting. Let's listen in. How
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  Speaker 4: do we start this? So maybe we should just go around,
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  Speaker 4: as though we should go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I think we should go around.
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  Speaker 5: So let's go around and just say our names. All right,
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  Speaker 5: let's go around and say our name. We would love
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  Speaker 5: to say your names.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, I'll start because I'm in the big chair.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the big chair at this by the way,
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  Speaker 2: this table so long. Hello, Hello, all right, well enough jokes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Marty Bank. I'm a stand up comedian originally from Reno, Colorado.
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  Speaker 2: Now in Reno, Nevada and home to someday. I hope
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  Speaker 2: to visit every city that rhymes with Reno as soon
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  Speaker 2: as I'm done promoting my movie ant Man.
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  Speaker 4: So good to be here, Reno. What other city's name
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  Speaker 4: rhyme with Reno?
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  Speaker 2: Bino Beno, California.
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  Speaker 3: So you're promoting the movie and Man one one?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I was, uh, I did, I did. I was a
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  Speaker 2: script souper on that, so I'm really excited.
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  Speaker 4: Hi guys, my name is Gloria Feinem. I am a
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  Speaker 4: singer songwriter. Based any relation to who steign them, my
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  Speaker 4: last name is Finem once more, that's not how names.
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  Speaker 2: Were once more, Wait just started.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a singer songwriter. I've had three massive global hits.
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  Speaker 4: I'm triple platinum. You guys might know some of my
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  Speaker 4: songs like rocking in a Free Land and don't step
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  Speaker 4: on My Land. I own a lot of lamp dands.
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  Speaker 4: I want to make sure.
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  Speaker 2: Now when you say land, do you mean America or
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  Speaker 2: do you mean your personal property?
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  Speaker 4: Both? I own a lot of America and I own
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  Speaker 4: a lot of my personal property.
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  Speaker 5: What's up, guys. My name's Buzzby. I'm valetd the stars
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  Speaker 5: hire me to put your car way?
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  Speaker 7: You don't need to.
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  Speaker 5: Worry about it.
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  Speaker 7: Where's that well?
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  Speaker 5: If I told you, you'd begin to worry?
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  Speaker 4: Hi? A you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'm Squeaky Bobby and I'm a pottender at.
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood which which bart specifically a bar called Hollywood?
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  Speaker 8: Where is the Arizona Well?
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  Speaker 7: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hi everybody, It's so nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Bugsy Malone and I am dentist to the stars.
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  Speaker 4: Are you related to Bugsy Malone? The play?
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  Speaker 2: I am related to the play The play is my dad.
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  Speaker 2: I am, of course a NEPO baby and a NEPO dentist,
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  Speaker 2: but I worked hard for what I have.
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  Speaker 4: Who is the most famous people you work with? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Robert Downey Junior.
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful teeth, Simone Biles, beautiful teeth, Robert Redford okay teeth? Hey,
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  Speaker 4: what's up buying? Johnny the Rat? I dwell the shady
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  Speaker 4: shit around Hollywood. Y celebrities and famous people hire me
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  Speaker 4: to do interesting things that they don't want to talk about.
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  Speaker 5: Name one thing you can't talk about.
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  Speaker 4: I took out John Travolta's trash once s.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa? What kind of trash like recycling or recycling.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't want to touch it. It was covered in
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  Speaker 4: some soda. What happened was somebody emptied a soda into
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  Speaker 4: his recycling and he didn't want to get his fingers
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  Speaker 4: on it all sticky like. So I brought all his
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  Speaker 4: cans and recyclables to the recycled bin.
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  Speaker 7: Bonjo.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Queennie Diamond.
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  Speaker 4: I am the lead singer of a French disco band,
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  Speaker 4: Let's stick Atouch. Oh my god, I love Let's Takatoo.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much. It is very fun.
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  Speaker 9: We have a lot of fun and do silly dances
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  Speaker 9: in the audience. Helly, I'm seventeen. Whoa, yes, but it's
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  Speaker 9: a young seventeen Hoo.
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  Speaker 10: I am Billy Bongos and I am a dancer at
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  Speaker 10: the Hollywood Bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think? Do you just showed to the Hollywood Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: If any honest needs.
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  Speaker 4: Me, are you in the crowd? Are you on the stage?
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  Speaker 4: How does that work?
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  Speaker 3: So I'm contractually there for the Hollywood Bowl and no
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  Speaker 3: honest has every used me.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 11: Hi, I'm Caroline Peters and I was just in a
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  Speaker 11: movie that was so sad and it really fucked me
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  Speaker 11: up and now I like, can't function.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it's crying Caroline Peters.
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  Speaker 2: It is so sad, and I just like, I love
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  Speaker 2: this movie so much, but it really bummed me out
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  Speaker 2: because it was about atrocities.
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  Speaker 4: They're calling you the ghost of Melrose.
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  Speaker 2: I get why. I understand why, and I wish I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: But I gotta be around all those shoesaales on those
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  Speaker 2: street where sho sales, and it's just where I live,
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  Speaker 2: so it's.
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  Speaker 4: Where I have to cry. Hi, I'm the ghost of Melrose.
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  Speaker 4: I am actually a ghost that haunts the entire boulevard
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  Speaker 4: of Melrose, Hollywood. You can find me at the Totsu,
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  Speaker 4: you can find me at the Chipotle, and you can
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  Speaker 4: find me at most of the gas stations every night.
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  Speaker 2: Can I find you at the flea market?
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  Speaker 4: No, I won't step foot in there. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 4: What's wrong with it? It's too crowded for me. I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to be near a crowd at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 7: My name's Dan. I'm a gaffer. I work a lot
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  Speaker 7: on teen dramas and I'm always getting in the middle
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  Speaker 7: of it on set.
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  Speaker 3: In what way?
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  Speaker 7: Everyone is so attracted to me.
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  Speaker 3: Can you tell us a short story of about.
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  Speaker 7: That Blake Lively hair once?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Paprika Pepper. I am a wardrobe stylist assist. I've been
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  Speaker 3: working on CURBYR. Enthusiasm for the last two seasons.
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  Speaker 4: Don't know what such a huge wardrobe for that show?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really just polos and khakis. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I am here.
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  Speaker 3: They asked if I was an artist, and I said, sure.
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  Speaker 7: Is your uh?
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  Speaker 12: Is your is your dad?
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  Speaker 7: The doctor?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 12: Doctor Pepper?
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  Speaker 3: I hate when be.
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  Speaker 12: Able to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Hi, I'm Paprika Salt.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure too. I'm here too.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Are you guys related?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? By first name. We're related by first name and
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  Speaker 2: I'm and we're feuding right now because I I'm a
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  Speaker 2: costume assistant and you're a wardrobe assistant and those two
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  Speaker 2: naver mix. I don't work on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but
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  Speaker 2: I do work.
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  Speaker 4: A lot cool. Hi and Hi. We are rapai out
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  Speaker 4: brothers and twins. We are connected by toast, so it
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  Speaker 4: only counts as one though. We have make a ton
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  Speaker 4: of tiktoks and we have a lot of fun every time,
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  Speaker 4: so you can pay us on cameo and we'll give
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  Speaker 4: you a shout out. So you're going on record that
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  Speaker 4: if two twins are conjoined, they count as I will
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  Speaker 4: go on record one.
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  Speaker 2: Can you put your hand on the Bible serve.
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  Speaker 4: We don't believe in the Bible, but I will wait.
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  Speaker 4: I'll put all four of our hands on, all four
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  Speaker 4: of our hands on, and all three and basically nine
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  Speaker 4: twelfths of us.
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  Speaker 2: And will you sign here please saying that you endorse
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  Speaker 2: this statement I do.
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  Speaker 4: If you're connected and can, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Sending this to the notary now and it's official.
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  Speaker 1: Please to make your acquaintance. My name is Gail Can.
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  Speaker 1: I do pyrotechnics. I love doing pyrotechnicks. And let's just say.
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  Speaker 1: If there's someone where they don't know how to figure
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  Speaker 1: something out, they say, how can we who up this building?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think we.
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  Speaker 7: Can do it.
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  Speaker 4: They go, Gail Can, And that's what I'm coming in.
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  Speaker 4: So you is your last name? Actually Can?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I got one seat in.
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  Speaker 3: The back over here. I have two seats over here,
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  Speaker 3: two seats in the front row. Come on down, Come
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  Speaker 3: on down, hi, guys. I'm an usher. I'm an usher
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  Speaker 3: for LA Live. My name is uh, my name is
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  Speaker 3: Chess uh, and I'm just really happy to be here.
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  Speaker 3: Can I help you with anything?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah? Why are you on stage? What we are
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  Speaker 4: having an event? Are you? Are you a guest?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I was told that you guys needed an usher.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so you're a guest. That's what.
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  Speaker 2: There's an empty chair right over there. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: for you. You get to sit in the chair for once.
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  Speaker 5: Take a load off?
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  Speaker 3: Oh a load off? Do you need two seats?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, we need me sit.
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  Speaker 3: I don't sit. I stand, No, we need you to sit.
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  Speaker 3: This happens to me all the times at restaurants. I stand.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's insensitive to called all ushers that don't say
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  Speaker 3: they won't sit.
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  Speaker 7: We don't have time to worry about that.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm so curious about what would saying all ushers stand?
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  Speaker 2: Why am Jessica Waters. I'm a composer for commercials that
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  Speaker 2: have a quirky touch to them. I do commercials for
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  Speaker 2: things like Square Space and formerly for Square. I make
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  Speaker 2: every kind of music that goes like, dude, what what what?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 4: What? What? What?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 2: What? If you google non royalty comedy background music that's me.
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  Speaker 4: You're an absent legend. How many commercials use your songs.
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  Speaker 2: Four thousand, But they're very millennial. So in the future,
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be tough to acclimate to the gen Z lifestyle.
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  Speaker 4: Because you because your sound sounds so much like AI.
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  Speaker 2: Because they sound like AI and they sound like BuzzFeed
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  Speaker 2: rodem and it's off putting.
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  Speaker 13: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, my name is Barry Go. I am a stand in.
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  Speaker 4: I work at my own pace and the sets love me.
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  Speaker 4: I show up for crafty, I wait for crafty, and
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  Speaker 4: I eat crafty.
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  Speaker 2: Can you uh? We're just catching up a catching up able.
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  Speaker 3: Information of information from the top start from the stop.
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  Speaker 4: Is Barry Go. I am a standing I work at
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  Speaker 4: my own pace, I go to crafty, I stand at crafty,
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  Speaker 4: and I eat crafty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I got it this time.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And good morning everybody. My name is Sandy Weathers. I
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  Speaker 1: am a weatherman for k COW four. I have a
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  Speaker 1: blast and I love telling everyone what the weather is.
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  Speaker 3: What's the weather?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know I was on the clock. I'm
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  Speaker 1: good by the way. I know everyone always asks what
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  Speaker 1: my weather is. But also I'm okay, but the weather
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  Speaker 1: well It's hard for me to say because I've been
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  Speaker 1: going through so much.
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  Speaker 4: I've just said, you've.
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  Speaker 3: Love to do If you love to do it, why
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  Speaker 3: would you want to do it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting shiva, so it was hard for me
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  Speaker 1: to be outside. I love to do it once I
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  Speaker 1: know people care about me.
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  Speaker 2: God, okay, we care about you, We love you. What's
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  Speaker 2: the weather?
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  Speaker 4: It's a little hot in many areas.
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  Speaker 2: Which ones?
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  Speaker 4: Which one do you care about? Laguno? Okay, Laguna?
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  Speaker 1: It's ninety four today, I said, Guno okay, Laguno doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 4: He's not gonna get me.
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  Speaker 1: Teenagers are my producers, and they prank me on a
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  Speaker 1: daily basis. You're not gonna get me today, and you're
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  Speaker 1: never gonna get me. Let's see the forecast for the
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  Speaker 1: next ten days. You're not gonna get me.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I get it. He's one of those guys that's
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  Speaker 3: always in a bad mood.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not in a bad mood.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Sani. I run the lightboard at Community Theater
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  Speaker 3: uh A, Los Angeles. I'm so excited to see you
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  Speaker 3: all here today. I was told I get to I
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  Speaker 3: get to do a presentation on how I do the lightboard.
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  Speaker 4: You do not you do not move on quick. Let's
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  Speaker 4: move on quick. Well it all starts.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Hi hi hi hi hi Hi. I so sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I'm late, So sorry, I'm late. The Jones on Third
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  Speaker 2: was closed, and so I went to John and Viddie's,
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  Speaker 2: but that was close too, and so I went to
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  Speaker 2: Starbucks and that was closed because they have like a
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  Speaker 2: hot water issue. So I had to go to pizza.
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  Speaker 2: But we have vanilla latte, iced coffee, iced coffee with
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  Speaker 2: oat milk, Americano Cortado flat white vanilla latee. Don't do
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  Speaker 2: a hundred, okay, but I'll have to get I mean,
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  Speaker 2: the rest of them. Okay, Well, I've got one through
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  Speaker 2: weight and the rest of yours are gonna be sitting
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  Speaker 2: on the table over there. And they're really they're labeled
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  Speaker 2: by name, so you should be able to find name,
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  Speaker 2: Queen Diamond. Okay. Anyway, I'm Jessica in a PA, so
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  Speaker 2: don't even pay attention to me. And if any of
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  Speaker 2: the coffee is wrong, I can kill myself. Do not worry.
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  Speaker 14: Hi is Rebecca Clifford, and I am an on set teacher.
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  Speaker 14: All I do is teach these wonderful actors and these
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  Speaker 14: wonderful students math, arithmetic or French. I teach them so
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  Speaker 14: many things.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the famous person you've ever taught?
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  Speaker 14: The most famous person I've ever taught was the BTK killer. Yes,
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  Speaker 14: I taught him, and then after him, I got into
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  Speaker 14: this acting teaching, but I taught him. I taught Charles Manson,
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  Speaker 14: I taught, I taught, I taught Uh, I taught, I taught.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's been poisoned.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's good that you die next.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 15: My name is Stennislav Davidson, and I created the brand
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  Speaker 15: new camer lens. I make lenses. This one is very
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  Speaker 15: to rustling. It shoots from four away. But this is
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  Speaker 15: also very clear.
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  Speaker 2: Are you any relation to Pete Davidson.
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  Speaker 4: He's my brother in law who you married a sister.
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  Speaker 15: I married Pete Davidson's sister and they practiced all my
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  Speaker 15: linbs on him. So if you have weird tattoo, I
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  Speaker 15: can capture that in very clear, precise imagery.
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  Speaker 3: Hey guys, I'm Jenny Foley. I'm a stand up comedian
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  Speaker 3: and my pit smells so bad.
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  Speaker 16: Oh bad?
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  Speaker 3: Do this smell as bad as a girl is at
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  Speaker 3: a test.
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  Speaker 4: So you're sexist as well.
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  Speaker 2: Answer dimension for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's layered. Think about it later.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think it is layered. What do you mean
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  Speaker 4: it's just sexist. I book gigs. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I will certainly be thinking about this later. My name
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  Speaker 2: is maryon courtiards. I am a famous actress and I
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  Speaker 2: have been in the many movies over the course of
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  Speaker 2: Michael and I.
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  Speaker 3: Do the monologue.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're telling me you dreamed that and
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  Speaker 2: now it's happening. Happening to you. This is not possible.
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  Speaker 2: It's not possible. You've been incepted. Keep going, You've been incepted. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: so you're this is boggling my mind. So in the
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  Speaker 2: dream world, I am also experiencing in real life. If
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  Speaker 2: I die in the movie, do I die in real life? No,
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  Speaker 2: cannot be possible. It simply cannot be possible. This is
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  Speaker 2: blowing my mind.
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  Speaker 4: Such a good monologue. You improvised on set.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, provis it on set. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 4: Hi Wisha, I'm Marmin kick Keyrd. I am a stunt
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  Speaker 4: double out of Nashville Candies say. I have been in
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  Speaker 4: the industry since they were doing the non talkies. I
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  Speaker 4: crashed planes I've done nothing and everything.
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  Speaker 2: What is your favorite stunt?
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  Speaker 4: My favorite stunt is the one I'm about to pull now.
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  Speaker 4: Jeane is my girlfriend, Jean in the audience. There is here, Jeane.
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  Speaker 4: I would like to say, I've loved you since the
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  Speaker 4: day we met. No way I want to marry you,
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  Speaker 4: son of me.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: The lightboard lady, I could turn on the line.
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  Speaker 4: No get away from it.
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  Speaker 3: So lots are really simple, the way you turned on
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  Speaker 3: no no.
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  Speaker 5: No, Hello.
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  Speaker 12: How are you great to see her?
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  Speaker 7: My name is Shemas.
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  Speaker 16: So I am a playwright, lots of lots of plays,
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  Speaker 16: and I've written a movie and the movie's coming on
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  Speaker 16: very soon. It's a right movie. It's about a little
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  Speaker 16: little snowflake who wants to become a chef. And it's
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  Speaker 16: called Sioux Fla and it's really wonderful. It's a picture
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  Speaker 16: movie and I put a lot in my heart.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a play.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: No, it used to be.
• 19:13
  Speaker 16: A play and then I turned it into a movie.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: When he was a play, it was.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: About a woman who was locked in a house who's
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: the garf hobic.
• 19:19
  Speaker 16: But now it's about a snowflake who wants to be
• 19:21
  Speaker 16: a chef.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I heard Martin McDonough's your inspiration.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: Martin McDonough is my inspiration.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I do everything because of him. And guess what, he.
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: Doesn't like it?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Hi? Can I ask for a spoiler really quickly?
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: Go ahead?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Does he get to be a chef the snowflake?
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 19:38
  Speaker 16: Yes, he gets to be a chef, but only to
• 19:41
  Speaker 16: other snowflakes.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Here's your Americano by the way, Thank you so much.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I'm not a Portman's tutor. Yes, she's taking
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: mathematics right now. She's taking mathematics right now for fun. Yes,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: she did go to Harvard. She's just taking mathematics.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: What's she trying a lot, Eldra.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I'm her tutor, and I should say my name is Jacob.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I am from Laguna and.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: I just love wait Laguna or Laguno.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: LAGOONA never heard of Laguno. It's tight awesome, Jacob love
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: It doesn't exist.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm an artist, hy, y'all. My name is Debbie Ray. Debbie,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I am the proud aunt of Jacob Tremblay and I
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: am I am a proud I'm a stage aunt. I
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: am present on set all the time, eating popcorn, giving
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: him inspiration and just stuff like that. So I'm just
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: so excited to be here. I can't believe it.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Hi, guys, I am Bunny and I am the bird
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: trainer for all of Hollywood. All the birds go through me.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: If you see a peacock, if you see a pigeon,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: if you see a parrot in a movie, I've done it. Yep,
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: this is Randall there. He is a feisty little parent.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Pull him, bitch.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he is a mean little feisty. Yeah. He's got
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: a potty mouth of sailor's mouth. He's great for pirate movies.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Hello, my name is Spencer's ass Off. I'm fourteen years
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: old and my dad is David's as Off.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: And I like to hang boo.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking hate his ass too, Like he's so stupid,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Like I'll have to hang around set and I like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to like walk around like the Warner Brothers set and like,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm like they call me like, they call me
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: like the set rat, and I'm just like, I'm like,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just like there, they call me a set kid,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: set rat, set kid?
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Do you uh? What do you do? Mostly I cussed
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: at actors.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I love cussing.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I love to like shout a cuss erd across the
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: street and see if they hear it. Like, I'll just
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I'll just see, like show Lee Ralph walk by and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'll scream. I'll scream, I'll scream douchebag, and I'll see
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: if she looks that's crazy, and then I hide in
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the Old West set.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Hi, guys, my name is Cindy Snoff. I am a
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: somalier at the at the Warner Brothers studio. I yes,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: they have a somalier on staff at the Warner Brothers.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Lot of course. At you before, Oh that's awesome.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I screamed dick at you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Probably cool. I yeah, So I just sell wine there
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: if a lot of showrunners are Whinos, so they have
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: me on staff there ever since Big Little Lies came out.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Wow, gool, what's your favorite wine?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I'd say a rebou glue.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Rebo glue.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, from the Nation of glue Glue.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I'm Liz Ray Bitch, and I'm the biggest pop star
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you've never heard of.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: See, you better get in line because I'm about to
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: be everywhere.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: D D D D de bitch bitch, bitch, bitch.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Girls are bitches. Girls are women. Women are girls, and
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: they are bitches too.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: So you're also sexist in a.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Reclaiming way if you like it like that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: D D.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Girls are women bitches. Our women bitches are women and
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: boys and men.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I didn't know we would like to do our songs. Well,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: how to duty. My name is Clement du Vorne, and
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I am the mayor of this whole Hollywood. I've been
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: a mayor for just this couple over now fifty years now.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: A lot of people don't know my name.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I would I want to pick you up
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: by your little hat.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Hey, no, don't pick me up by a little hat.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Don't hate women? Well I do say, please put me down. Okay,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: thank you so much. Well, I've been mayor for you know,
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: fifty years now, and a lot of law has been
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: passed by me. So poe going and keep on trucking,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: just a little jumping from the maya.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Is it true you're two inches tall?
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: It's true. I am two inches tall. I live in
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: the pocket of James Franco, which is not a good
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: thing anymore.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I have so many questions, really really for the mail.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Oh my fine, that's wonderful.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: What a what a?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: What do be your questions?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Are you a real mayor?
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Uh? Yes. I question, are you going to fix any
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: sort of roads or infrastructure on back in the pocket? Oh? Dear?
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Is everyone looking at me?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: No?
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Hello?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Hi everyone? Are you looking at me? My name is
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: DeAndre Light. I invented the ring light. Everyone loves my work.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I invented it at a very early age.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: How did you invent it?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I was filming something for myself. This was a
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighties you see, I was filming something for myself.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I had to send it in and I look just awful.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: I love cats.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: But you invented it a long time ago, when you
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: were young.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: In the nineteen eighty.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I was thirty and when you get thirty, their wrinkles
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: began to show.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Your face is kind of melting. Yeah, I said, hey,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: you having a stroke.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I basically put a light bulb into a tire and
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I suck it ont a mop And next thing I knew,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I book the roll. And that's why I am the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: inventor of ring lights. Ever since then, I've been helping
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Aabo get that rolls.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Hi, we are the Cross Sisters. Hi, we are the
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Cross Sisters. We are two girls in sweatpants and sweatshirt
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: and we danced with sunglasses on. Yes, yes, we are
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: TikTok famous. We don't do much but put song grasses
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: on and we are really fat.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Wow, it's just like us, the Raphael twins. Are you
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: guys maybe touching? Or it does this countess too?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Uh No, we're separate, but we count as one artist
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: because we're not really doing any art.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Would you put your hand on the Bible?
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Sign here yeah, and it's gone into cannon.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Oh. Hi, Hi, Hi, I'm so sorry, I'm late. I'm
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: an actress. I'm an actress. Hello. Hello, You're welcome.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I'm an actress and you're welcome. And I'm so happy
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: to see you. And you're welcome. Thank you for being here.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: It's so good. You're welcome. I'm an actress.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: So is it your name? An actress?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: My name is who I am? And it's everything I am.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I'm everything and nothing. My boy, I'm Roses and Champagne.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I'm an actress.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Hi, what's up. I'm Carl Bafer. I am a film critic.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: I have a great score on the film map and
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I watch a lot of films and judge them.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: The film app like letterbox.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Like the film app like letterbox. Yeah, that's what it's called.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I you don't have to be so mean. Oh my god,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I hated that.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: You're dripping with condescension.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: I yeah, okay. My favorite film is Old Boy and
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: the g Fource movie.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Hi everybody, I am Steven and I program the organ
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: for the Dodgers games.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Come on, play us a tone, please charge one of them?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Are you okay?
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I'm doing okay.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: The Dodgers aren't doing well and it makes my job
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: harder because the audience gets more bored.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Do you ever play a sad song?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I played? Uh, I played well. Let me try
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: this version, this organ version of this song. Let me
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: see if you guys like it better.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: Bird better.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: That sounds like I cannot make out what that song is.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: That is Billie Eilish. What was I made for from
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: a Barbie movie soundtrack? I was played on organ piano?
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Let's write an actress.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I love an actress.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're welcome.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I love an actress. Hey, guys, it's me. I am Timofey.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: I make headphones in the back of my yard and burbank.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: How did you get on this panel?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Because I'm an artist? Because I'm an artist.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: You make headphones in the back of your yard, in
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the back of my yard and burbank.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Are they funky headphones? Are they just normal headphones?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Their headphones and in ears and all kinds.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Of headphones, so they're just normal headphones, headphone.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Phones in in the ears and all kind of have ahones.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: What's the singing about?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: And where did you get your cane?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I have all in heres, and god, I have phones
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: in heres. If I can't really talk, if I unless
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I sing, it's a confidency.
• 29:21
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Oh hey, oh gosh, I'm so sorry. This is so embarrassing.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I'm Mikey dude, and i just graduated from Chapman and
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I've been at PA all day. I've been on set
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: all day.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: It's not embarrassing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm so embarrassed. I still have my headset and
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: my my walkie with me. I'm so embarrassed.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: Mikey.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: You were the one that was telling me about your
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: short film that you really want to make, right, Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: So it's about depression, and it's about a man who
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: goes inside and he's in black and white and then
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: when he goes outside it's in color.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: And you also were you were watching the films, and
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: you were on set today and you were making fun
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: of the director because you didn't think he was doing
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: a good job.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I thought Steven Soderberg was full of shit,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: and I really just think his stuff is basic, man,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm so excited to like actually get there. But
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: all due respect, all due respect, of course, I'll due respect.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Hi. I'm Glenn Vee. I am the camera from the Fablemans.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I filmed the Fablemens. I filmed the fablements. The scene
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: where she's getting naked. I film that. That was me.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Do you give any credit to the cinematographer behind the camera.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not, It was all me. Thank you.
• 30:36
  Speaker 17: My name is Rainy Storms. I'm a ballerina. In fact,
• 30:40
  Speaker 17: i'm the premium ballerina at the New York Ballet. I've
• 30:44
  Speaker 17: worked very hard to be here. I love what I do.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: And ow oh ow ow there's a splinter. Ow there's
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: a splinter in my toe.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It's me.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: It's me, song of Little Woman.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: You want me to turn the lights on all please?
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: You have to have a presentation. Hey, guys, my name
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: is Miranda.
• 31:15
  Speaker 18: I am a classical musician, first cheo, violinist.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I've danced too many of your songs.
• 31:22
  Speaker 18: I recognize you when you walked in. Yeah, I'm for
• 31:25
  Speaker 18: cheo violinist. Yeah, play it the Aly film.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, that's a But what's your favorite violin song?
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Two Girls, one Cup?
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Play it? Play it just a little bit of two Girls,
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: one Cup.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Us just a little bit.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: My brain's going up.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Sorry when you listen. Okay, no, no, you don't have
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: to explain it. Just play it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Just play it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Please play your favorite baller song. Talk to me so
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I'll perform all dance the jugles one cup and you
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: play it.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I can't do that sound of vailing with my mouth.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: I love my valin at home.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Well, hello, now, everybody, I'm Kevin Spacey's accent from house
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: or cars. I'm not Kevin Spacey. You're here. No, I'm
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: not Kevin Spacey. I'm simply the accent floating around in
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: disembodied boys.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: You could drive and you could go into rooms.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, I have a driver's license at a social security number.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: It is as follows. Hey one, hey, four, four, five,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: six seven two one.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, I'm Sean. I am the guy I had
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: commercial at auditions that talks a little too much and
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: a little too loud. Are you from Austin? That's so cool? Yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: I was in Austin with my guys last week.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Yi, I'm an actress. I'm just trying to look at
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: my lines for a minute.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't, Oh, yeah, no, no problem. I'll just yeah,
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: you look at your lines, don't don't memorize them too much.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: They hate that in there. Yeah. I haven't working a
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: lot of commercials. I work at a state farm last week. Crazy,
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: it was crazy. I wish they paid me more. But yeah, you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Look like someone who could use some headphones.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know why headphones would help, because these
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: what is this? What is it all State? I've done
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: so many callbacks already. I don't know what this is
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: for All State. We're just gonna go in there and
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: fuck it up, you know, I'm gonna go in there
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: and say, willing to shave. I don't have a beard. Hey, guys,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: how's it going. My name's Cody.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I'm from Boston, and I work as a janitor at
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: w ME and I walk around and people think they
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: don't think I got much going on, and they don't
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: think they know what's going on. But one day there
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: was this agent who passed out, and it turned out
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I answered the phone and I got Harrison Ford a
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: really good deal.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: So I think actually I should be an agent. Okay,
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: moving on, How long have you worked there?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I worked there for three weeks, and sometimes I think
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work there for the rest.
• 34:22
  Speaker 12: Of my life.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Valerie. I work for map Quest as a
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: vio artist.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Wow, it's not Ai, it's your voice the whole time.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, turn left on Dmitri road sor are you like
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: stuck in the computer? Or where are you? No?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I just talk like this.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: So have you recorded every voice, like every word known
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: to man?
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I go through a map of the United States?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: What are your favorite words to say?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Popcorn?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: A chance to say popcorn?
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I just say it to my kids. Anyone wants some popcorn.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I'm a little girl. I'm a little girl on the
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: set of Little Girls Love Miss Usa. We're the companion
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: paget to Miss USA and we make digital content starring
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: little girls who interview the models on the backstage of
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Miss USA.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: It feels like you grew up through you say that
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: you started so young.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I have Benjamin Button's disease and so I've aging rapidly.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: My wife is no longer here.
• 35:45
  Speaker 12: I've never seen this before.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: All of my friends are slowly leaving me.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: So interesting because this is not what Benjamin. Benjamin specifically
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: ages backwards. It's crazy, super fat.
• 36:00
  Speaker 12: Oh I'm making clear.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: The rules were that if any of the people on
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: this panel die, we have to add another person.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Don't die.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Give me.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Here's a dr pepper, and I'm back to this age.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: So I got about thirty more seconds.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: It would not be how Benjamin button works. Hey guys,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: my name is Tony and I was the person who
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: invented the spinning chairs on the Voice. I came up
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: with the idea of them touching a button and spinning
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: around to see who they're singing to. We've I I
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: thought of the idea, did not build it. I thought, hey,
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: you don't be crazy if chairs spun around like that?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Are you an EP or something? Are you just involved?
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: They gave me a creative of credit. They gave me
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: a big creative credit. I am an EP. There. We've
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: tried the spinning chairs and other shows and it just
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: doesn't work. You would not believe how many accidents we tried.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: When wet it on Master Chef.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Well, now, I've always wondered does the chelse spin counterclockwise
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: or clockwise?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: It spins counterclockwise because in if we've we found out
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: if we spin clockwise, people have aneurysms. You are more
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: likely to have a brain aneurysm if you spend clockwise.
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  Speaker 4: What's up, guys?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Uh, my name is Xander and I'm an onset medic.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I love to be there and I love to help
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: people out.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: What's the biggest thing you've ever had to deal with?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess the biggest thing I've ever had
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: to deal with is that I had to help Sharon
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Stone give birth.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: WHOA she didn't call she she didn't know she was pregnant.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: She knows she was pregnant.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But I clocked at the second she came in, and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: everyone said I was being sexist. I said, jokes on them, dude,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I said, she looks really pregnant. They said, never tell
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: her that, and I wish I had because she was
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: giving a baby out.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: What was the baby's name? The name got to name it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: I got to name it, and that's the rules, right
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I named it Chili Jeez FreeDOS, and then she changed
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: it to David. But well, I got to name it first.
• 38:10
  Speaker 13: Hello, Iven, and I invented the little little webcam that
• 38:18
  Speaker 13: she stitit in small places.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: The people came fried.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think we've worked together before.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: But I'm a slim man and you maybe never found me.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: You know, this webcam works really well for me, the mayor,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: because it's the regular size for me, the mayor back
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: in the pocket who.
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: I don't know when he girls into the pocket if
• 38:46
  Speaker 13: it's really just like a slide, because it sounds like
• 38:49
  Speaker 13: he's growing down a slide I've heard.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your webcam has actually gotten in a lot of
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: trouble because there's been like a lot of like women's
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: bastrooms and changing rooms.
• 38:57
  Speaker 13: Yeah, back going to take a nervous possibility if you
• 39:00
  Speaker 13: what to add?
• 39:00
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• 39:02
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• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Is it Hammama turch and Hammondanta Church?
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Rachel Ray Watkins and I do the pre
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: cinema game show for Regal Cinemas. So I have one question.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: How do you movie? Is it A with camera B
• 39:29
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  Speaker 2: Regal Cinemas with five four three two one with your
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: answer for a chance to win one popcorn.
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  Speaker 5: See see.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: The answer is all of the above. You're all getting popcorn.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Yay, Hey guys, I'm Patrick McDonald. I'm a writer, actor, improvisor,
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: sketch writer from Los Angeles, California.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: What have been up to lately?
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: You know, I've been working a lot and doing a
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: lot of great things. I've been a good friend and
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I've been really really killing it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: You can't kiss ass in the end like that?
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Who are you?
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I'm sowing the love one.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: I just want to say I'm a really good friend
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: and I'm there for everybody.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Where'd you get that hat?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Oh? I got this hat at a stupid store because I'm.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Stupid getting you both?
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: You can't. I'm introducing myself. We got to stick to
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: a schedule. Okay.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: My name is Stupid.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: And I'm a character actor. I play scary characters, but
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: I'm actually a big, teddy bad Stupid is a nickname
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: because my first name is Ivan and my last name
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: is stupid of itch.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: That's where they call me stupid.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Can I just say you were so scary as Clifford Dracula.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: I was the biggest, reddiest Dracula everyone has ever seen.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Who.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I'm a bungle drum. My name is Paul.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, play something boom boom boom boom boo boom.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Does that hurt when you do that?
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: It actually turns me on?
• 41:45
  Speaker 19: Oh no, Hey, I'm Buggy the Kiddle, and I'm a
• 41:53
  Speaker 19: kid who makes all the chewing gum noises for foley
• 41:59
  Speaker 19: going going, going, goling goling.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: You just do truing noises and that's your chewing noise only.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: I only do chewing gum noises for precocious kids. Bullying
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: boying boing boing on pogo sticks boing boing boing.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: So you got the buoying down. Any noise that needs
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: a buoying you got.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I'm really working on doing anything else.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Well, it's like another one. Maybe try a gun.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Click bulling.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: I'd really try, not on a monops No, I.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Can't do anything right?
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Are you dead?
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: This is artists on artists on artists, and we are
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: here to announce the death of Kitty Boingo, the kid
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: who does the bully noises for chewing gum.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: As the rules state, we will have to add one member.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: We will find by the.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: End of this Those are the rules of the AOA
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: one hundred episode Bible.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Bible and I'll sign here, don and.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: All the sign here and one two three go team Ha.
• 43:07
  Speaker 14: My name is Tongue. Oh no, ha, my name is Tongue.
• 43:15
  Speaker 14: I am an artist out of Philadelphia. My biggest claim
• 43:18
  Speaker 14: to fame is discovering what it means when somebody goes mah.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I do a lot of that.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: I know thirty seconds, but we're gonna have to break
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: this down.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: You discover what it means when someone goes nah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have absolutely nothing to Grandma to. I don't
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: know where we are, what we're.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Like trying to hold a piece of jelly.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: You guys don't get it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: It's pretty simple.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: I'm the man who discovers.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I'm cupping the water in the shower through my hands
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: and it's poured through the cracks of my fingers.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get I thought you were dead. By the way, No,
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: The dentist from way early.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: Thanks.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: I'm the guy who discovered what it means when goes.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: You don't have to repeat okay.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Confused, confused?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: What does this mean?
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Then tell us.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: If you don't get it, it's tough to Your job
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: was discovering it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: My job was.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Not explaining it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: My job was discovery.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Is that what we're doing now?
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, we are not doing this? Don't know I do this? No,
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: no ola, Ola, folks.
• 44:59
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• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, get there, get there, get there.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Give me a second, guys, give me a second.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I'm the guy that created a teleprompters, and I'm really
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: upset that we don't even.
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: Have them here.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, you are so old.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be saying.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I was, and I'm pretty spiraling, dude. I've left my
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: whole life reading off of cards that can I don't
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: even know. I don't even know. I don't even know
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: what I'm supposed to be saying. By the way, my
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: name is Meatball. That's not my name, you, I'm so confused.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: All My name is Denny Silver, and I invented teleprompters.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, close enough.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: What you ate is one meatball?
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I one meatball.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I am Lindcroft. I am the financier for
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Gungam Style.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Well you got that finance or is it still you?
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: It's it's such a popular video. Wow, you are.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Still financing it, you are still looking.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I'm still looking for finance.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize it into.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're looking for more finance.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: So if you want, you need to pay yourselves back.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the original finance here and I went
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: a little too deep. So we're looking for financing on
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: a music video and track that's halready been produced. So
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: if you want some mistake in it, please got me.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I am Breonna Rogers with San Diego six k cal
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: nine News. We are merging the two stations and we
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: are reporting some breaking news of people with fire and
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: brimstone outside of the AOAOA studio. More to follow.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Hey, Brianna and Sandy, that's my jurisdiction.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: If it's outside, I talk about it, So please leave
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: that out of your dirty mouth.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Hey there, I don't want our divorce to enter the
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: news broadcast. I believe we discussed this previously and I
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: would appreciate if we stuck to the parameters.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, it looks like a heat wave is coming because
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I'm about to roast your ass.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: You O stupid lady.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: It's me Valerie. It looks like someone should take out
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: the popcorn because these two are fighting and it's a
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: good time.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: You are looking for any excuse to say popcorn?
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Uh huh, Hey, what's up. My name is Diego Rivera.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: No relation to the artist, although he is my father.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: I am a fitness finance bro. I do run a
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: TikTok a very successful instagram called bro Fitness. We are
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: about guys getting in shape and getting their money.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: And what do you eat like in a day?
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, carbo load in the morning, pasta pasta pasta. We
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: call it breakfast ravioli.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Men's fitness all sounds like this. I love men.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: In the afternoon, I have a little snack. It's peanut butter.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Jar of peanut butter, maybe two, with some hard kombucha
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: for the gut, trying to hold that in. And dinner
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: is easy. It's chicken, plain chicken, not a single bit
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: of seasoning, no salt, no pepper, nothing, just plain chicken
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: and about three pounds of rice and fourteen pounds of broccoli.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Hey, my name is Zoe. I host a podcast called
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: zoeac where we sit down and we talk to you
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: about your sign and why it means you're single. We
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: love zodiac, we love being single.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: And we all love being single. I love being single
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: because I get to eat cookies with ever I want.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: I think people relationship should probably be able to eat.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Cookies, not being saying oh because nobody can tell me
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'm eating too many cookies.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Has anyone in a relationship ever said you cannot eat
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: his cookie or is his self and post?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I love American cookie.
• 49:15
  Speaker 21: Thanks for rafting, Marion, Thanks for asking, Marion.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: No, no one has ever had a problem with me.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: But that's because I am a virgo and I very
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: much find people who are more passive than I am.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: So if they were to say anything, I'd make sure
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: that they found cookies in their underwear.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Hello, it's me see it under the Sea.
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: I create the YouTube videos where we find stuff that
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: explains that the Titanic is still under the sea and.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Movie oh is to your conspiracy theorist, only with the Titanic.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: So I actually read about this. So you think that
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the Titanic is trying to get to a destination.
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: Yes, and I affect to prove it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: It is moving in slow increments under.
• 50:03
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• 50:05
  Speaker 22: Or yes, I am a chillis Mond under the sea
• 50:14
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• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Hello, my name is I am the San Andrea's fault Line,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm here to shake things up just a little
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: quaker for you. I'm a virgo and I love pizza.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: I have no clue what that is. No further questions,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Hey, guys, my name is Neil Blink. I
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: am a celebrity scientist. I kind of jump on the CNNs,
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: the bill mahers and talking things and talk a lot
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: about science.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: And uh sorry, I just like you said science and
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I got so bored. What is the most interesting thing
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: about science?
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: So I'm so glad you asked. Think of the universe
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: as a grain of sand. Where would you be?
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: And after a while, imagine the beach of the biggest
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: beach you've ever seen, and every single grain of sand
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: on that beach, billions and billions of grains of sand,
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: don't even begin to cover the cosmos that we are
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: surrounded in. Each grain of stand probably stands for tens
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: of millions of their own galaxies. My wife left me.
• 51:39
  Speaker 15: Hi, what's up, guys. My name is Deana Dershowitz. My
• 51:45
  Speaker 15: dad is Alan Dershowitz.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's the sad younger boy of Theowitzes.
• 51:50
  Speaker 12: No, I'm a woman.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: No, it's a woman.
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: I'm Deanna Dershowitz.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Oh I misheard your name.
• 51:55
  Speaker 12: I think you said Dan i'mitz.
• 51:58
  Speaker 17: Oh my god.
• 51:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 51:59
  Speaker 15: So I'm doing good. I know everyone talks about me
• 52:05
  Speaker 15: all the time. My sister's doing good. I am back
• 52:10
  Speaker 15: with R. L.
• 52:11
  Speaker 12: Stein.
• 52:13
  Speaker 15: It is going as you'd expect, and by that I
• 52:16
  Speaker 15: mean spooky as fucking fuck.
• 52:23
  Speaker 23: Oh.
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: I just got a Ryan notification.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: What does it say?
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: RL found me said, I see you, fuck.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Hallo, Paula. I do the Genius Bar at the Century
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Citymoor Apple Store, but mainly I do the Apple Store
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Genius bar that goes to the home of celebrities. It's
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: not the Genius Bar of the Soho House as well.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: It's private. So I'll go on to the art cloud
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: of celebrities and I do their iPad restoration update system
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: preferences of celebrities. I do a lot that. It's mainly
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: it's like it's like being a doctor technically technically for
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: celebrity technologies. Does that make sense?
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Can I ask what iOS number are all the celebrities using?
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Now I'll be I'll be really clear. Most of them
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: behind they're usually not really caught up with most of
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: the iOS s, and I usually like, I had Alicia
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Keys's iOS recently and I was like, she was using
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: like four iOS is behind, and I was like, love,
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: this iOS is so behind you can't even on send
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: the text message love.
• 53:35
  Speaker 12: This is actually fact. I'm on white Panthers still.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm on oh my.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: God, snow leopard is like at times of the old
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: I did. I took. I took ave Levin's and she
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: was still taking pictures on the iPhoto. I met I
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: phone a booth.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Love. Hey, I'm Jimminy Pasta and I'm a food chef
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Enough Food Network. I'm making their beef for pork and sheep.
• 54:04
  Speaker 24: Ah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I hit three things. My show is three days a week.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Monday is beef Night, Tuesday is sheep Night, and Wednesday's
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: pork Night.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I've always been confused by that because your last name
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: is Pasta, and I'll.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Never make that shit. I'll never make that shit. When
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I hear Pasta, I want to square up. It makes
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: me so angry because I want what I can't have.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I'm gluten intolerant. That's why I only make it the
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: beef of the pork in the sheep.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Hello, my name is Polly. Sorry, father Polly boinc. I
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: am the father to the Stars. I'm Catholic, and if
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: any celebrity ever has a Catholic wedding, I will come
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: in and give the ceremony. I am a member of
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Saint John's Baptismal. We have a beautiful church in Beverly Hills.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, I put on for interrupting. Do you do
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: confessions ever?
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, I do confessions all the time. Actually, would you
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: like to confess something?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, I I've been This has been weighing on me.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I stole a grape from the grocery store recently. I
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: was just using it to taste. But I it's the hosting.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: So yikes. That actually, weirdly in the Bible is really bad.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Oh no, New Testament Jesus was very against stealing grapes.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Oh no, you're gonna have to give me twenty push ups. Okay,
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: why don't we have a silly fun round? Does any
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: other characters have a confession to make really quick.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Characters? We're people?
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Sorry, does any people have let's take a silly fun round.
• 55:51
  Speaker 14: I'm the Little rab Times and I think I did
• 55:54
  Speaker 14: a Lanta's wrong.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, well your sins have been absolved.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: That forgive me, father, for I have quaked. It's me
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: the Bline.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Good afternoon, everybody. I am one member of a four
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: person a cappella group.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: My name is Kyler, my name's Tyler, my name's Miler.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: And my name Miler and we are youre to sing
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  Speaker 4: So you guys count as four or just one? We
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: all count as one.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Whoa the clock things once more? Number ninety?
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: We are on.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: No, we are on number ninety. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Wow. I love a show.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: I love to see a show. And it's fun.
• 57:27
  Speaker 21: It's fun when they have an acapella group doing a
• 57:30
  Speaker 21: show because I just get really excited about music. My
• 57:34
  Speaker 21: name is Darryl, and I'm in charge of the Motion
• 57:37
  Speaker 21: Picture Association of America.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: I rate all the movies. Wow, I love to make movies.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: I love to watch something and say whether my kids
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: can watch it or not. It's just really fun. How
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: do you decide on what's an art? If I like it,
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: it's an art because I'm nasty.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, now this is fun, this is fun. Goodwill hunting?
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: What's the righting?
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Darryl gives good will hunting an R.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: I guess it's good.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: My stars are letters, so I actually rate. People don't
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: even know that. I hate animated movies. That's why I
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: give them G or PG. G stands for gross, PG
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: stands for pretty gross, PG thirteen cents for pretty gross
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: thirteen less.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Time than the other ones. And R stands for radical.
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: Crazy.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I'm library Nessa. That's my name, library Nessa. I'm a
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: patron of the arts.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: I give theater companies money to make plays. Do I
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: see them sometimes? If I have enough energy?
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: M hm. So you give money to fan of companies,
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: but you don't really say it. No, Okay, I'm a professor.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I teach Hilo griffics, Hilo griffics, Hilo. It's different than
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: hiro griphics. High low gripphics are high and low griphics.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: It's hiroglyphics from a.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Really hot in a low angle, so which is also
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: probably different than hierographics.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: When is it hiro hi low graphics hieroglyphics hieroglyphics.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Hieroglyphics is the real thing.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: The merry on coatyard nose right, yes, have your famous
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Steve Finch.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm I'm James. I do teeth for celebrities. Uh.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: This is different than the dentists from before. I do teeth.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: That means I fix them, I make them look nice. Uh.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: It is not cosmetic or it is cosmetic. It's just
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I do teeth. I design them. I'm I'm basically an
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: agent for teeth. If I if I like the teeth,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: I'm putting the teeth in ads. If I don't like
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: the teeth, we don't focus on the teeth so much.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I recommend them to a nose or lips.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Guy, And who are your parents?
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: My parents are Donny Donco and Edwin Scissors.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, any relationship to those characters and movies.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 25: Hello, my name is doctor Acula. One one time doctor Acula.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Oh I do background work.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 8: Oh oh.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's Dracula right. No, so you're a vampire. No, okay,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: you're like kind of smiling when you say that. I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: know I'm not Paprika.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: What do you think, pa Papa?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Do it again?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: I'm doctor Acula. Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's a vampire?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's not dressed cool enough to be. Hey,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: come on, because you know vampires are dressed notoriously cool.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: I agree. So what do you what do you do
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: if you're not a would you believe that?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: When I talk to people, this is exactly always what
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: they say to me.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Is every conversation.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: I always sound a little bit pissed off from there
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: that I made this choice. God, you guys are so crazy.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: It's me, Jacob Natalie Portman.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Stood, and this is me. This is a crazy one.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: I'm the ghost of Melrose, and I'm.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Debbie Ray Debbie whoa, And I'm using a different voice.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: This is a really interesting thing.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 12: I could write a play about this.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Good afternoon, everybody. My name is Esmerelda, and I am
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: the most popular concierge under the parking structure of the Americana.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it's es Morelda. Bhi.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Guys, you guys might have heard of me. You're asking
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: for the bathroom before you go up to your car.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: You're asking if I battle validate. You're asking where the
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: cheese getting factory is. How about you take one to
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: eighty degrees and you walk behind you there it is.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: We have a lot of fun when the concierge, that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: concierge under the Americana parking garage, we have a lot
• 1:02:03
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• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Wait, it's me Chester, the usher. I've I've been sitting
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: here this whole time. I don't know how to sit anymore,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: and it's crazy. And I just think you're the most
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: gorgeous person I've ever seen.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, Chester, I think I've heard of you.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: You work over at the AMC brand. Oh who am
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: I thinking of?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I'm an usher.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: I know we have ushers over there as well in
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: the movie theater.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: I just think I fell in love for a bit.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Listen, this happens a lot, and I can walk
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: you through it.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You're not in love with me, You're in love with
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: the beautiful nightlife of Los Angeles, of which I have many,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: many recommendations.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: This is actually very interesting. I am aware of this
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: because I actually know this Americana at Brand. All of
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: the kids who used to be or would have been
• 1:02:47
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• 1:02:52
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• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: Mary.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: And I mean no disrespect, but you're talking so much.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: For You're You're.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: Dominating the conversation.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: You're You're.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Understand you're famous, and I'm not trying to be.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: I think she's allowed to.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's just everyone else.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: He seems to be shy or have forgotten artist I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: seem to tell he's about nineteen people who are unaccounted for.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: So please if you if you want to speak up,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: please speak up. I am so sorry. I just be Disney.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: So I just wanted to point it out because I'm
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: bringing truth to power. What can I say? I'm a
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: little cool god Chester, the Usher loves you.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I'm Beth. I'm Sidney Sweeney's roommate that she
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: forgot about. She's still pay.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: So she moved out of the house. She moved up,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: but forgot she's still paying. Lea blew up.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: She forgot she's still paying release and I won't text
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: her about it.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Miss just In. Someone is creating fraud on Sydney Sweeney's account.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Cut that.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: I still have a roommate and she's very quiet.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: What did she think when you put a mop through
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: a digger?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: She didn't know what to think cause she's a science
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: coal you see. She was busy trying to figure out
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: how to put milk and orange juice. Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: No, I now live alone. Sorry, guys, don't know if
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: you rememory. I'm Sean, the guy who talks a little
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: too loud at callbacks, commercial callbacks. I moved out by myself.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm gonna get you a buy my headphone.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 24: My name is Jenna Rogers. I'm an innergacy coordinator for
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 24: h BEA. I deal with hot and sexy sex Lovestein's,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 24: and I make sure everybody's comfortable. I'm from Phoenix, but
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 24: I wish to in Las Vegas, and that's my personality.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Does anybody have any questions?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: You haven't given us much the question does anybody.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Are you sure I said that I'm from Phoenix. Is
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: that not interesting?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I think it's very interesting because you live in Phoenix,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: but you want to live in Las Vegas. But it
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: sounds like you live in Los Angeles. You work a
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: lot in Los Angeles.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: It's so interesting, And what's stopping you from moving to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Las Vegas doesn't seem like a difficult move.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: My fear of getting in a car. Oh no, I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: wish someone would take me out to pasture and get
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: rid of me. I don't want to be here anymore,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: not in a scary way. And then I wish I
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: didn't start talking way in an acceptance way.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Hey, my name is Mark Gruff. I'm a really serious
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: actor trying to get a start. I really want to
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: play a military role. I just think my billet is
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: perfect for it. So I like to pass out my
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: headshot kind of leaning against some sort of wall or
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: leaning forward, looking very serious, very strong eyebrows.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know you.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Ye're kind of giving you the face of what's up
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: with this guy's pain?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 23: Hello, I'm Jay Robert Oppenheimer. They recently made a film
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 23: about me and my hobbies, and I wish that I
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 23: had been given an opportunity to speak.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Hi, Regal Cinemas here, what drop that bomb?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 23: I won't be speaking about that. You can ask me
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 23: anything about my life other than my work and my hobbies.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 23: I have many other interests, like well, I go on walks.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 23: I won't talk about with whom.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad I'm here. Pat the popcorn.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, this bitch is looking for any excuse to say popcorn.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I want to warn you all what you're doing right now,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: this one hundred person panel, no one's ever seen anything
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: like it, and the ramifications of what this might mean
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: for the rest of this podcast could be irreparable.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you something. I'm Jenny fully with
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: the stinky pits. We're almost done. All of us have
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: only four more left, and we're about to beat it.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: So yes, so fook off.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: The clock is ticking, We're about to finish.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Well, that's interesting. We go live now to Jeremy's scientist
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: character from way before. Do you agree with j Robert
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Oppenheimer's assessment that this could lead to undo ramifications for
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: the podcast.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: At this point, if they are still listening, they're gonna
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: be here for a while. So in terms of a
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: universal sense. They're gonna be fine. This is nothing out
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: of the ordinary, not better or worse than any episode
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: we've ever put up.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, hey, guys, is Pumpkins. I work at a Verry farm.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I drive pick on a pig on a bike.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: I drive pig on a bike at Not Scary Farm.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Uh for Halloween scary nights.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, dude, Me and my dad, David DAZLV
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: we used to go there and we're like your total groupies.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're awesome, dude. Like, I wonder if could
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: you come on set and maybe be on the Warner
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Brothers set. I think we could really just pick on
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: a bike on the Warner Brothers set.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: That's actually where I discovered the meaning of.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: No. I did not coming.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: I thought he joined the wrong part.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: I not believe he's here.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: It's time I'm back.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: So this is big on the bike.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: I can't go into detail.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: My job is not to explain it. It's just that
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: immureely discovered.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So uh, yeah, I ride pig on a bike
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: at Not Scary Farm.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know arson artists ask me to come back here.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Whatever, Hey, what's up you guys? I'm chet. I am
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: will Arnett's hair gel and uh, I am responsible for
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: keeping this whole thing fully together.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: It's crazy that side of the room has so many objects.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: It's no wonder why Marion goes to your keeps shocking
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: a bunch of stuff.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: It's just true. It's just me and a bunch jump
• 1:09:49
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• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: And know what, Oh haw's it brut. My name is Clink.
• 1:09:58
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• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: in South Africa. Clink Booth Cliff that's my name. So
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: anything that shoots in South Africa I'm there for. So
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: if you know a look like Black Sales, you guys
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: remember that show Black Sales, a short in South Africa
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: and like a lot of things shooting in South Africa now,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: so that's what I do. I kind of had a
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: production there. It's a good time and you guys should
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: come down. It's fantastic and cape down in Durban. You
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: can go kind of anywhere's beautiful.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's me the bongo again. Really quickly, I wanted
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: to ask you guys a question really fast.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: I'm just getting a little nervous.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm a bongo or anything, but you sound really smart.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Did you guys hear what that bomb guy said about
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: if we get to all the one hundred people talking.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Well, he's gonna happen us. The crazy thing is he
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: started counting down at a minute and forty eight seconds,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: so we'll see like kind of what happens.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: What's gonna happen once we're getting really close to hitting
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: one hundred, all one hundred of us have talked. What
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: happens if all hundred of.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Us, well, judging on the speed root blow up, I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: don't know, but the judging on like kind of like
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: the speed at which we're going, we're not going to
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: hit on hundreds for probably another like thirty minutes. Like
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: it's kind of crazy like so like like for my taste,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know, like or I.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Guess I'm just a bongo then an anxious bongo.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, hair gel here, you want to get out of here?
• 1:11:20
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• 1:11:21
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• 1:11:22
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• 1:11:24
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• 1:11:29
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• 1:11:30
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• 1:11:31
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• 1:11:34
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• 1:11:38
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• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: We're gonna run, baby, run, run around the world. Will
• 1:11:43
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• 1:11:46
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• 1:11:48
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• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, it's me the san Andrea's fault again. Do you
• 1:11:54
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• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Just can't you wait until the end. You can't kill me.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: You can't kill me to the end?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 9: No, do it now?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: One character added, This is like.
• 1:12:16
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• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: You know you kill characters.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: This blood is really speeding up my heart rate. If
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: you remember from the beginning, I am verry God, I
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: am a standard I like I stand by crafty. I
• 1:12:40
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• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: Hi guys, I'm Tigan. I'm the first ad on Hot Ones,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: the show where the celebrity. I've been working there.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: For a long time.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not much to say. I'm from Nebraska.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: It's crazy like we love it in Southifica. What does
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: Sean like like the guy who has.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: He's okay, I'm more I'm more just trying to get
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: out of the show because I'm a vegan. Yeah, it's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: really tough. I really just want to work on other shows.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: Hey, do you want to get out of you. Who
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: are you again, Cliff Certificant?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, respectfully.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Now, hello, love it. It's me Eta. I'm from season sixteen.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: I love is Blind and I am here to do
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: some activism. I want to spread awareness of something that
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: is happening to reality stars across the world, and it's
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: that we are being put in. We've got our Mike
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: packs are just too big. They're too big, and they're
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: too visible, and I won't do way with them. And
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: I want to devote my life to this.
• 1:13:53
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• 1:13:57
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• 1:14:00
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  Speaker 2: fix it?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're from Bristol.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I dropped it in the pool. I'm from Bristol.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Could you fix it?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: He probably dropped it in the book because your market
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: I dropped it in because my because my Microsoft down big. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Look at us girls, A bunch of girls being young girls.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Normally I love a ring light. Normally I'm obsessed,
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  Speaker 2: but this time it's freaking me out.
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  Speaker 4: Well, howdy. My name is Pete Sampris. I'm a professional
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  Speaker 4: tennis player turned a country music star. I do them
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  Speaker 5: last music video. I showed it with my brand new lens.
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  Speaker 5: Remember I made the lens.
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  Speaker 4: I remember that. It was a wonderful shoot.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of music videos, are you guys looking to invest
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. I'm just a financier, the artist.
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  Speaker 4: Good afternoon, Good afternoon, good afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Senator Davis Williams, and I found out
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  Speaker 1: recently they're making a movie about me, about something from
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: the past, but they won't tell me what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a documentary and apparently they have all new footage.
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  Speaker 5: That even I haven't seen. But I'll tell you. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm interested, and I'm excited, and I'm looking forward to
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  Speaker 1: it coming out and supporting our troops.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I get
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  Speaker 4: out of here as quick as you can and find
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  Speaker 4: a pocket and jump in. Whoop there, I go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's the mayor. Oh yes, I saw the mayor's
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  Speaker 1: video that was released recently. It was a YouTube essay
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  Speaker 1: about how he has been putting cyanide in the water.
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  Speaker 4: You can't catch me, I'm too small. Well, that won't
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: be me. I haven't done anything that's been filmed.
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  Speaker 5: That's bad.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Paprika, I just have a quick question. So I
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  Speaker 2: just realized. I know we're an hour and a half in,
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  Speaker 2: but so the mayor lives in a pocket of James Franco.
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  Speaker 2: That must be James Franco is also here, but he doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Count as one of It's also me, Paprika Pepper, but
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't count as one of the hundred.
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  Speaker 4: And I can live in a pocket of somebody's clothing
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  Speaker 4: gonna drag it around.
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  Speaker 1: I have found out a famous actor is playing me
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  Speaker 1: in the recreations in the documentary, and it is James Franco.
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  Speaker 4: Is that good or bad for me?
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  Speaker 3: Wait? It's bath you guys. I didn't know James Franco
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  Speaker 3: was here. He kind of knows Sidney Sweeney. No one
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  Speaker 3: can tell Sidney that she's paying for my living situation.
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  Speaker 4: Again. No, Franko is not here. I am just in
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  Speaker 4: his pocket. I'm a baby.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a set baby.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Xander.
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  Speaker 4: Who do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a baby. I'm Jacob Tremblaize. So
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  Speaker 2: I can take care of you. Come here, Come here,
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  Speaker 4: We the Raphael Twins can actually so take care of you.
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  Speaker 4: Do you need someone to birth the baby because Gail can.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who Gail is, but I'm selling with
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Ron McPhee and I am a driver for
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  Speaker 2: I can say whatever I want up here. That's where
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  Speaker 2: Sign is. You guys are a fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 4: So you just make it up. Be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I make it up. But when you're on the tour,
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  Speaker 2: who are you to know? I'm a bad boy.
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  Speaker 12: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Meredith Gold and I am the woman
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  Speaker 4: who does the female versions of voiceover for Nature documentaries.
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  Speaker 4: When the men are busy, they call me in is
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm a bongo drum.
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  Speaker 2: I can't watch TV and I will our nets hair jol.
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  Speaker 2: I also don't watch TV.
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  Speaker 26: My name no Richard Inkwell, and I are an actor
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 26: at the Wild Globe Feeder in San Diego, California.
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  Speaker 4: I am one mighty Shakespearean actor. Thou might be thinking,
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  Speaker 5: The parrot from before.
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  Speaker 4: Here's some tape over your mouth, you fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but off that moved me pretty well. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna close up.
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  Speaker 3: Put the tape over his mouth, and me and he
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  Speaker 5: I'm coming on strong for the end.
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  Speaker 28: All right, all right, kids, I'm an actor. I'm an
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  Speaker 28: actor and I've been in a lot of ship and
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. I'm just an actor and I'm done and
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  Speaker 2: this is my last on camera appearance ever.
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  Speaker 3: If he dies, it doesn't count.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not dying. I'm just moving in.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: Florida, by Florida. I like the weather, not politics.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't have politics. I just have preferences and votes.
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  Speaker 4: No questions.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm about to do. You have any advice, Don't
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  Speaker 3: stay here too long.
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  Speaker 4: Die. If you stay here too long, you will die.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: I've seen so many people's dreams get lost in the sea.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: So leave when it's time.
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  Speaker 24: Hi.
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  Speaker 7: My name's Gus.
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  Speaker 20: I'm an agent for Ducks, and that person that Hollywood
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  Speaker 20: Side really affected me.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sorry for I beginning to get emotional. But
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  Speaker 1: I didn't move to Hollywood to be an agent for ducks.
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  Speaker 1: I did it because it was easy. Now I got
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  Speaker 1: to think, come out.
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  Speaker 4: You got into Ducks because it was easy.
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  Speaker 7: It was this, It was the easy way out.
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  Speaker 4: Honey. I'm on there, go somehow, Rose. Nothing's easy in
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  Speaker 4: this city. Let me tell you that.
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  Speaker 18: A sorry I slipped in through the back door, just
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  Speaker 18: I just wanted to be here. I don't I don't
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  Speaker 18: leave my.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 28: House that often.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 18: I'm just gonna say hi, and I'm gonna say my
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 18: name right before I leave. Don't want to be bombarded.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 18: I'm really thankful for all of you and all the
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 18: listeners of everybody here, and good to see you, Hollywood,
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• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: If you need something done in Hollywood, let me know.
• 1:26:16
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  Speaker 4: a while. Honestly, I had to take a pis. I
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• 1:26:36
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  Speaker 4: That's con close one hundred and one, my nice one,
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  Speaker 4: and we still have my next one, Beafat, so we
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  Speaker 4: will need one final guest.
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  Speaker 3: Six weeks still Christmas.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, gosh, I guess I don't know where I am.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: I thought I owned a door that was taking me
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: to my apartment. But I stand in the studio full
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: of people that I recognize, people that I don't, people
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: that I feel like I should.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: My name is Tony.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: I moved to Los Angeles today. I'm brand new in
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: this town and I have a big dream. I want
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: to be a big famous actor.
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  Speaker 4: I want to see my name on billboards and I
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: want everyone to know who I am.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be talked about at the dinner table,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: and I want to be able to walk into any
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: club just by seeing my face.
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  Speaker 10: Get the fuck out of here, Get out, shut up, Ruby,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 10: that's all, love the popcorn.
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  Speaker 4: This has been a very long episode of Artists on
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: Artists on Artists on Artists. Thank you for listening. Happy
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: one hundred. Now we really have seemed to be answering
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  Speaker 4: the question.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's why why they call it shows great. So
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: let's all go. Let's just say goodbye. Everyone gets one
• 1:28:26
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• 1:28:28
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  Speaker 2: there all for now, Good night, Hollywood,