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- 0:17Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is Friday. I'm
- 0:20Speaker 1: here with Amy. We got a brand new show, ninety
- 0:24Speaker 1: Day the Nope, just kidding, Nope.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Nope for love. Yeah, it was good, pretty good, It
- 0:32Speaker 2: was pretty good. I like it. Here's the thing. I
- 0:36Speaker 2: liked it a lot. Okay, but I feel like they're
- 0:39Speaker 2: really gonna have trouble pulling in new people because you
- 0:42Speaker 2: really have to understand the nuances of like Courtney and
- 0:46Speaker 2: Coltie and you know what I mean.
- 0:49Speaker 1: You mean as the singles, Yeah, like no, I just
- 0:52Speaker 1: mean as viewers.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Like if I was a viewer going into this cold,
- 0:56Speaker 2: I'd be like, I don't know the backstories, Like it
- 0:58Speaker 2: would be like me jumping in to Summer House or
- 1:02Speaker 2: Bachelor in Paradise.
- 1:04Speaker 1: You're trying to get new people. They're trying to get
- 1:07Speaker 1: people that are already like ninety Day Fiance.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yeah that's why. Yeah too. Audiences, Yeah yeah, audiences. Yeah.
- 1:14Speaker 1: This by the way, if you're listening on the free feed,
- 1:16Speaker 1: because this is also going to go on the free feed.
- 1:18Speaker 2: Amy.
- 1:19Speaker 1: This is what Amy and I do. We do this
- 1:21Speaker 1: on the weekends. We cover different shows. We've covered all
- 1:23Speaker 1: sorts of things. Last week covered the last Resort, which
- 1:26Speaker 1: never felt like we would never end. Finally it did.
- 1:30Speaker 2: That was a great ride. You guys have to get
- 1:32Speaker 2: over to hay Bunky's Patreon and listen to those recaps
- 1:34Speaker 2: because they were a lot of fun.
- 1:36Speaker 1: So if you want to get on the Patreon, Supercast,
- 1:39Speaker 1: Apple subscriptions, you just go to the website pinkchhe podcast
- 1:41Speaker 1: dot com. You can. It's linked in the show notes.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. You know how to find it.
- 1:45Speaker 2: It's a really good way to support the podcast. Guys,
- 1:49Speaker 2: it is it is.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Amy also has a podcast. I do a little most recaps.
- 1:53Speaker 2: We're not here to talk about that.
- 1:55Speaker 1: It's okay, we could support that too. I do have
- 1:58Speaker 1: a caffeine meant in my mouth. I'm hoping to it'll
- 2:02Speaker 1: dissolve very soon so people don't have to listen to that. Also,
- 2:06Speaker 1: I'm pulling out my notes. But Amy, I'm going to
- 2:09Speaker 1: have a little slide show presentation to go along with this,
- 2:13Speaker 1: so you guys, you might want to go.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know this was going to be on
- 2:16Speaker 2: the free feed. I had a whole real filthy reaction
- 2:19Speaker 2: to the rob segments that I am now going to
- 2:21Speaker 2: have to conceal and no.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Well, listen you guys, if you want to go and
- 2:28Speaker 1: listen to last week's episode on This Feek Color, we
- 2:31Speaker 1: discussed how Amy went against all her morals and fell
- 2:38Speaker 1: for Rob when we went to the ninety day Hunt
- 2:40Speaker 1: for Love party two weeks ago in New.
- 2:42Speaker 2: York City, I was a trader to myself.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Everybody, all women, yes, yeah, women of the world.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Yeah.
- 2:53Speaker 1: So let's get started with this show, because I was thinking,
- 2:56Speaker 1: like the recap won't be very long, and then, of course,
- 2:58Speaker 1: as per usual, I took let's see twelve pages of notes. Okay,
- 3:03Speaker 1: twelve seems to be the standard for me. It is
- 3:05Speaker 1: in nineteen font Okay.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's really about six pages.
- 3:10Speaker 1: For a normal person with good vision. It could be
- 3:13Speaker 1: way less. Alrighty, let's see now, first thing, ninety Day
- 3:19Speaker 1: Hunt for Love, Season one, episode one. The girl who
- 3:24Speaker 1: showed her butt.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Yeah. So, by the way, that girl, what's her name, Elise?
- 3:30Speaker 2: She has like fifty thousand followers on Instagram already, she's
- 3:35Speaker 2: she's really and she is. Did you know she's a
- 3:37Speaker 2: public figure because she's on ninety Day Hunt for Love.
- 3:40Speaker 1: One episode she's a public figure? Okay? Good?
- 3:42Speaker 2: For her.
- 3:43Speaker 1: I'm a public figuretoo, Yeah, so I go out in
- 3:45Speaker 1: the public sometimes sometimes. So first of all, the girl
- 3:48Speaker 1: who showed her butt? First of all, what I love
- 3:51Speaker 1: to do on any ninety day show is guess what
- 3:55Speaker 1: they're doing with the title of the episodes, because sometimes
- 3:57Speaker 1: you're like, is it Romeo and Juliette or is it
- 4:00Speaker 1: just no. I always try to figure out what they're doing.
- 4:02Speaker 1: So this one, I'll go, Oh, the girl who showed
- 4:05Speaker 1: her butt. It's gonna be like the day Goss painting
- 4:08Speaker 1: the girl with the pearl earring?
- 4:10Speaker 2: Is that the end? The boy who cried wolf, the
- 4:13Speaker 2: boy who licked the other girl's mouth, you know, stuff.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Like that, Right, So I'm gonna think it's gonna be
- 4:18Speaker 1: like the girl with the pearl earring.
- 4:19Speaker 2: It's gonna be girl who caught an STD in the
- 4:22Speaker 2: hot tub.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Amy. I was thinking it was gonna be based on
- 4:27Speaker 1: famous paintings like instead.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Of who's the show in the butt?
- 4:31Speaker 1: At least showed her butt?
- 4:33Speaker 2: No, But oh, okay, so you're just doing the girl
- 4:36Speaker 2: is the part of it that's the painting, right, because
- 4:40Speaker 2: the whole second part of that compound sentence you're switching out.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Right but that's what they do on the show.
- 4:46Speaker 2: So it'll be like American Gothic STDs in the hot tub, right, Okay.
- 4:51Speaker 1: It's going to be Mona Lisa say what or something.
- 4:55Speaker 1: I was like, it's gonna be based on painting, so
- 4:57Speaker 1: that I got it. I nailed it.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's just gonna be the boy who
- 5:00Speaker 2: or the girl who every single one.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Well, so then I thought, maybe it's also based on books,
- 5:05Speaker 1: so instead of the girl who showed her butt, it
- 5:08Speaker 1: could be the girl with the dragon tattoo. Oh, so
- 5:10Speaker 1: maybe it's gonna be based on famous book titles. But
- 5:13Speaker 1: next week the title of I was just go ahead,
- 5:18Speaker 1: the boy who fell in the hot tub.
- 5:20Speaker 2: So I was right.
- 5:22Speaker 1: So you were right. Yes, it's going to be like
- 5:24Speaker 1: the Friends episodes. You're the one with the couch, the
- 5:27Speaker 1: one at the coffee shop. It's gonna be Friends episodes,
- 5:30Speaker 1: the one with except it's gonna be the girl with
- 5:32Speaker 1: or the boy who whatever.
- 5:35Speaker 2: I tried to go high. They were ironically you know
- 5:41Speaker 2: you and I really got real excited when the Shakespeare
- 5:44Speaker 2: titles came to us, but that was for Plath filled
- 5:47Speaker 2: Mary pain. That was not ninety Day.
- 5:49Speaker 1: But we also had Romeo and Juliete for the last
- 5:51Speaker 1: season the family chantell Oh I didn't.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Cover that, so yeah, so I wasn't with you. I
- 5:56Speaker 2: think that was Kimberly with you.
- 5:58Speaker 1: I don't know why is my phone buzz that's annoying.
- 6:01Speaker 1: But yeah, so sometimes they give us something really good. No,
- 6:06Speaker 1: it's not so the description of this show, it's never
- 6:12Speaker 1: going to be explained while they're calling it hunt for Love. Yeah,
- 6:17Speaker 1: there's no hunting theme. There's no like hungry like the Wolf.
- 6:21Speaker 1: There's no So here's the description.
- 6:24Speaker 2: What do you think they should have called it? Let
- 6:26Speaker 2: me ask you this, because they already have a single life,
- 6:28Speaker 2: they already have a last resort. What do you think
- 6:31Speaker 2: they should have called this.
- 6:32Speaker 1: One dating in the wild?
- 6:35Speaker 2: Oh?
- 6:35Speaker 1: Okay, just if they were trying to bring like the
- 6:38Speaker 1: jungle theme, which is because they're into Loom, which is
- 6:42Speaker 1: nobody's hunting into Loom as you're hunting for Mollie. I mean,
- 6:46Speaker 1: so eight veteran ninety day singles are ready to give
- 6:50Speaker 1: love another shot in the beautiful paradise of Tuloom, Mexico.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Paired with a diverse group of singles, these hopefuls embark
- 6:57Speaker 1: on an unforgettable journey of romance and second chances. There's
- 7:00Speaker 1: so many words in there they could have used. They
- 7:02Speaker 1: could do ninety day second chance.
- 7:05Speaker 2: That's a good one. That's a really good one.
- 7:09Speaker 1: There were so many words in there they could have used.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Hunt for love. Now they're stuck with it.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, my dogs are breaking. Yeah, that's a really
- 7:17Speaker 2: good one.
- 7:18Speaker 1: The next season could go hunting for Love again, hunt
- 7:21Speaker 1: for love, Pardi whatever, it's stupid. So here's how we start.
- 7:27Speaker 1: We opened with lots of b roll of like side
- 7:29Speaker 1: boobs and butts and pools and gorgeous.
- 7:33Speaker 2: It's quite scandalous the b roll.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it. And we first see we see
- 7:40Speaker 1: Chantal So Chantal Chantale. I've interviewed here on this podcast
- 7:44Speaker 1: on the free feed. You could go find it. I
- 7:46Speaker 1: have her phone number in my phone. If you don't
- 7:48Speaker 1: know that story, it's a good one. She's thirty three,
- 7:51Speaker 1: she lives in Atlanta. We're gonna say this about Chantal.
- 7:54Speaker 1: If you've been following Chantell since beginning to now, we
- 7:57Speaker 1: will say this, she looks very different. We're gonna leave
- 8:01Speaker 1: it there.
- 8:02Speaker 2: I want to say, well, I'm gonna go a step
- 8:04Speaker 2: further Okay, I'm just gonna say she looks different even
- 8:07Speaker 2: from confessionals to actual show.
- 8:11Speaker 1: To where we saw her in person.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Yeah, not only does she look different from when we
- 8:14Speaker 2: saw her in the airport with Pedro in the flashback. Yeah,
- 8:17Speaker 2: she looks different moment to moment. I don't know what's happening.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, I agree.
- 8:24Speaker 2: I mean she's a beautiful girl. She looks different in
- 8:27Speaker 2: each scene.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Every Yeah, she's like she's like that girl I love
- 8:31Speaker 1: afterr lock up that We're like new face? Who does every? Yes,
- 8:35Speaker 1: it was Julius's uh Ashley? Yeah, We're like, who who
- 8:38Speaker 1: is that? Are we supposed to believe that's Ashley? Like,
- 8:40Speaker 1: what's happening? Yeah, it's like the Housewives. Sometimes you see him,
- 8:43Speaker 1: You're like, who's this? Huh?
- 8:45Speaker 2: Nana new Face?
- 8:46Speaker 1: Like you, Nana new Face. That's what I'm gonna have
- 8:49Speaker 1: my grand kids call me.
- 8:50Speaker 2: We used it, by the way, and gave you credit, so.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, Joan Rivers. Nana new Face? But why
- 8:56Speaker 1: were we saying Nana new face?
- 8:57Speaker 2: We're about leanne On Secret Lives of Mormon wife Taylor's mother.
- 9:01Speaker 1: Totally a Nana new Face, that's right, l I A
- 9:05Speaker 1: in it, because nobody can fell anything right.
- 9:07Speaker 2: On that show, of course.
- 9:09Speaker 1: So anyway, Chantell recently did an interview and said her
- 9:11Speaker 1: boobs are real, and I can tell you I've always
- 9:13Speaker 1: said her boobs are real. They've never looked fake. They've
- 9:16Speaker 1: always been giant. Even when she I.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Have boobs her size, they're totally normal. Yeah, They're totally real.
- 9:21Speaker 1: And if you hoisted them and had a Pulley system
- 9:25Speaker 1: like she does, yours would look the same.
- 9:27Speaker 2: And if I was twenty years younger, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
- 9:31Speaker 1: So she's done a lot of work and whatever. Boobs, No,
- 9:34Speaker 1: they're they're the same, all right.
- 9:36Speaker 3: So she tells us, Yeah, since I've been divorce, i'ven
- 9:40Speaker 3: in my ha face dating around, not being a hoe,
- 9:44Speaker 3: but the dating hole in Atlanta it has pissed in it.
- 9:49Speaker 2: And if you guys are not familiar with Sean tells,
- 9:51Speaker 2: she speaks, says though her mouth is wire hut.
- 9:54Speaker 1: She's had that jaw clenching surgery because you can't open
- 9:57Speaker 1: it any hard than that. She says, Well, we're all
- 10:01Speaker 1: here to look for love, but I have no idea
- 10:03Speaker 1: what to expect. And I never thought at thirty three
- 10:05Speaker 1: I would be here I thought I'd be married with kids.
- 10:08Speaker 1: I mean I was married, And then we get a
- 10:11Speaker 1: mash up of her love story with Pedro that way
- 10:13Speaker 1: in case you're like you said, new to this show,
- 10:15Speaker 1: you'll get it. But you, guys, there was like five
- 10:18Speaker 1: seasons of the family Chantel like, you can't just get
- 10:20Speaker 1: it from these I.
- 10:20Speaker 2: Forgot how crazy that fight was with River and Chantelle's
- 10:25Speaker 2: in the corner scream and crying and somebody clutched over.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Yeah, and what and what? What was crazy? Karen saying
- 10:35Speaker 1: she was holding those extensions and saying something I forget.
- 10:39Speaker 2: It was a wild scene.
- 10:40Speaker 1: She was like, no, Ala gles me hair extinci on.
- 10:48Speaker 1: She was just making words up. What a what it
- 10:51Speaker 1: made for richarning star? What any is? So she said, Also,
- 10:56Speaker 1: guys covered every every season of that show here on
- 10:59Speaker 1: Pink Shape Prime. So she says she wants to make
- 11:03Speaker 1: a connection with a man who is not a fixer upper.
- 11:05Speaker 1: She wants turn key the whole package with a package.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Can't say I blame her, all right, check check.
- 11:14Speaker 1: Well, now we see Tiffany. Now we met Tiffany at
- 11:16Speaker 1: this party.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Love Tiffany's amazing, She's amazing.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Amazing, Love her twenty two, not twenty two, thirty two,
- 11:25Speaker 1: thirty two Frederick Maryland. Let me just fix that, because
- 11:28Speaker 1: God knows that would be weird. If she has a
- 11:31Speaker 1: thirteen year old, I'm sure she wouldn't mind. But no,
- 11:33Speaker 1: she's thirty two. She tells us she's lost one hundred
- 11:36Speaker 1: and ten pounds and she looks great. She's she She
- 11:39Speaker 1: famously documented the whole journey. She had a gasted bypassed.
- 11:44Speaker 1: She did the whole thing on the internet. She's great.
- 11:46Speaker 2: We love her, and she's always been a smoke show
- 11:48Speaker 2: at any size, totally, always beautiful.
- 11:52Speaker 1: She lovesn't off the shoulder. Her shoulder's never seen a sleeve.
- 11:58Speaker 1: So she says she hasn't had good luck and dating.
- 12:00Speaker 1: You know, She goes, I'm like single, but like, is
- 12:03Speaker 1: there something above that, like super fucking single? And I've
- 12:07Speaker 1: heard they're gonna be dating coaches here. That's great. I
- 12:09Speaker 1: could use a little help. And now we get a
- 12:11Speaker 1: mashup of her love story with Ronald. Sex trafficking my boy.
- 12:15Speaker 1: I told her at that party, I said, at least
- 12:18Speaker 1: once a week, I say sex trafficking my boy.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she goes, it's it's part of the lexicon, like, no,
- 12:24Speaker 2: ninety day you know, have you heard of sex trafficking,
- 12:26Speaker 2: my boy.
- 12:26Speaker 1: You've got to stay safe in the car, sex trafficking
- 12:28Speaker 1: the kids like seven, She hopes, she she hopes to
- 12:33Speaker 1: find a man there, you know, she does hope, and
- 12:35Speaker 1: she knows there're gonna be other singles there, but she
- 12:38Speaker 1: doesn't know they were told ahead of time that some
- 12:41Speaker 1: of the singles would be ninety Day people. But either
- 12:45Speaker 1: they didn't talk to that network is so big, either
- 12:47Speaker 1: they didn't talk to each other or the pretending they
- 12:49Speaker 1: didn't know. But Tim definitely didn't know about Jennifer with
- 12:52Speaker 1: the two apps, that was definitely a secret. Yeah, So
- 12:55Speaker 1: Tiffany's glad she sees Chantella. She goes, I'm so glad
- 12:58Speaker 1: to see her, like we're online friends because of the
- 13:00Speaker 1: ninety day universe.
- 13:01Speaker 2: So that's great. Okay.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Next up, we have Amy's Man. It's Rob Okay man
- 13:11Speaker 1: comes in looking like the hot piece of Last Step,
- 13:13Speaker 1: but the Amy's Man.
- 13:15Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing it. We all know my man is
- 13:18Speaker 2: Bob Durst Rip.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, no, You'll never get over the fact
- 13:23Speaker 1: that this is your man, your man, your man, your man,
- 13:25Speaker 1: this is your No but.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Did you catch when he was and I'm jumping ahead
- 13:28Speaker 2: a little bit, but did you catch when he's giving
- 13:30Speaker 2: his history of love and he's like, you know, I
- 13:33Speaker 2: just put it all out there on the field for
- 13:35Speaker 2: all these women, and I was left alone. Like he's
- 13:38Speaker 2: still the victim always in every relationship. Yes he is,
- 13:43Speaker 2: he is.
- 13:44Speaker 1: So he says he's been looking for his soulmate his
- 13:47Speaker 1: whole life. Rob is thirty five from La by the way,
- 13:49Speaker 1: by way of Austin back to La. He's ready to
- 13:52Speaker 1: go out and get the love of his life. And
- 13:54Speaker 1: he he shot his shot and got married. He believed
- 13:58Speaker 1: in it, but it failed. We see a mashup of
- 14:01Speaker 1: his failed love story with Sophie. He's not officially divorced,
- 14:06Speaker 1: but it's happening soon. He doesn't want to lie about it,
- 14:08Speaker 1: but he does want to avoid talking about the fact
- 14:11Speaker 1: that he's not divorced yet. All right, now, Johanna comes up.
- 14:15Speaker 1: She is the events coordinator, and she says, welcome to
- 14:18Speaker 1: the Singles Retreat. Hey, there was another idea for her name,
- 14:21Speaker 1: ninety day Singles Retreat.
- 14:23Speaker 2: I don't think they would use something with the retreat
- 14:25Speaker 2: in the title, because I thought about that because it's
- 14:27Speaker 2: too close to resorts. Yeah, I'm telling you second chances
- 14:32Speaker 2: is perfect.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Matsharp. You don't even have
- 14:36Speaker 1: to pay me, just pay me by giving me an interview.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Yeah, daddy sharp, come on, how are you doing?
- 14:40Speaker 1: So she brings him a masquerade mask which looks like
- 14:43Speaker 1: a wolf, and of course he's like, well, Johanna's pretty hot.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Was yo, Hannah? Sorry? Was Johannah twenty six or forty six? Unclear?
- 14:53Speaker 2: Yoh? Is she? Oh, she's the Julie McCoy of the grid. Yes,
- 14:57Speaker 2: uh huh. Let's split the difference and say she's thirty.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Six, right, because she's one of those people.
- 15:05Speaker 2: That could be either could be either.
- 15:07Speaker 1: She's gorgeous, yeah, and Rob's like Rob's like a shy
- 15:11Speaker 1: off limits go around. So now he's the Usmann. Usman
- 15:15Speaker 1: is thirty five. He's from Nigeria.
- 15:17Speaker 2: We had lots of so I don't know why we.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Got some people walking in and then some people already
- 15:23Speaker 1: in their room and the winter do some people at
- 15:25Speaker 1: the party.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Can you believe usman is thirty five?
- 15:29Speaker 1: Mary Pain, I thought he was fifty six.
- 15:32Speaker 2: I thought he was like twenty five. He's pulling this
- 15:35Speaker 2: bullshit and he's thirty five. He's a full grown adult.
- 15:38Speaker 2: He's thirty five.
- 15:40Speaker 1: And I wrote Matt and said, Usman looks like shit.
- 15:43Speaker 1: He does not look good. I don't think. I think
- 15:46Speaker 1: maybe it's the hairstyle, because later when he pulls it
- 15:49Speaker 1: all up in a little thing, it looked way better.
- 15:52Speaker 1: I think those braids hanging in his face.
- 15:54Speaker 2: I have a question for you. Yeah, when we went
- 15:56Speaker 2: to the ninety day party, which we broke down completely, Yes,
- 16:00Speaker 2: remember we were saying we thought we saw a guy
- 16:02Speaker 2: who looked like Usman, Yes we did. Okay, was it
- 16:04Speaker 2: the real hot guy with the tattoos that gets in
- 16:07Speaker 2: the hot tub with Chantel? I think that was him.
- 16:09Speaker 1: No, the guy that I thought was Usman was wearing
- 16:12Speaker 1: gold glasses. Tiffany told is not. None of the singles
- 16:15Speaker 1: were at the party. Oh okay, yeah, Wow.
- 16:18Speaker 2: They don't get invited. They have to put this trash
- 16:20Speaker 2: out in their world like TV, and they don't get
- 16:23Speaker 2: invited to a freaking party with.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Free Yeah, they're on between the sheets the singles, Okay,
- 16:28Speaker 1: some of them aren't. You'll get more between the sheets coverage, guys.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Once this show goes to one hour, but it was
- 16:34Speaker 1: two hours and I couldn't take another one hour.
- 16:36Speaker 2: I know, it's obviously I didn't even watch it. I'll
- 16:38Speaker 2: be honest.
- 16:38Speaker 1: I was diddly done. It's pretty good.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I was into this show, but I didn't watch
- 16:44Speaker 2: Between the Sheets.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Okay, well then you really miss something disturbing. I'll tell
- 16:47Speaker 1: you later. So we meete usman. He says he's looking
- 16:51Speaker 1: for love. You know, I'm from a different culture, but
- 16:53Speaker 1: love is love no matter what culture you're from. And
- 16:55Speaker 1: I have this advantage because I'm African and baby arm
- 16:59Speaker 1: baby Army, and he goes and they just kind of
- 17:01Speaker 1: look at him, I guess, or like wait for him
- 17:03Speaker 1: to explain. He goes, you know, penis. Everyone in Africa
- 17:06Speaker 1: has a big penis.
- 17:07Speaker 2: It's like wow.
- 17:09Speaker 1: And he says, but normally women just throw themselves at me.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Not because of my big penis. It's because I'm superstar
- 17:15Speaker 1: Sogia boy, and I can really sing. And we see
- 17:18Speaker 1: some clips of his auto tune singing, and I would say,
- 17:21Speaker 1: singing is not what's going on there.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Well, you know, I would put him in the category
- 17:24Speaker 2: with Julius from Love After lock Up. I mean just
- 17:27Speaker 2: Tomorrow's rappers. I don't know what to tell.
- 17:31Speaker 1: But remember he has when we first met Sojia Boy
- 17:33Speaker 1: when he was with baby Girl Lisa, that they completely
- 17:35Speaker 1: have acted like.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Didn't they completely block that out?
- 17:39Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what happened. We do
- 17:41Speaker 1: know she lost a toe to Gangreen after being in
- 17:43Speaker 1: there being with him.
- 17:44Speaker 2: You know, she's like kind of crazy and racist online.
- 17:47Speaker 2: So maybe ninety there was like, let's just leave her alone,
- 17:52Speaker 2: always shy away from crazy and racist.
- 17:54Speaker 1: We really don'ts who so anyway, sometimes they leaned right in.
- 18:01Speaker 1: But anyway, so he's Sosia boy, and when he was
- 18:03Speaker 1: with baby Girl, he was like he lives with roommates.
- 18:05Speaker 1: I mean, superstar Sosia Boy. I think is he's a look,
- 18:09Speaker 1: I think he's a local celebrity in.
- 18:11Speaker 2: His town, in his town, right yep.
- 18:13Speaker 1: And then we see a mashup of him meeting with
- 18:15Speaker 1: kim Bali, my buddy, Kimbaly we love and Kimberly, we love,
- 18:20Speaker 1: but this was a bad choice for you, Kimberly, and
- 18:24Speaker 1: we see the mashup of their love story and he says, look,
- 18:28Speaker 1: here's the thing. I do want two to three kids,
- 18:30Speaker 1: and there's no way I'll be able to get that
- 18:32Speaker 1: with these older ladies, and he goes, I don't know
- 18:34Speaker 1: who's going to be here. We see him, you know,
- 18:36Speaker 1: he's done some like pool shots. But now he's unpacking
- 18:38Speaker 1: in his room and he says, I don't want to
- 18:40Speaker 1: see big egg, big egg here. I don't want name
- 18:43Speaker 1: Angela here. And there's where Usbin had lost me, and
- 18:47Speaker 1: now he got me back.
- 18:48Speaker 2: I see you, Husban, you see me where we get
- 18:50Speaker 2: we get each other. Yep.
- 18:52Speaker 1: He has a gorgeous, huge villa. But we now found
- 18:54Speaker 1: out they all look like this. But I do think
- 18:56Speaker 1: the singles are literally in the place where yeah, because
- 19:00Speaker 1: they don't show the inside, and I think they've given
- 19:02Speaker 1: them these smallest rooms and to loom with no view.
- 19:07Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm sure. All right.
- 19:09Speaker 1: Now we see Tiffany's room. She has a hammock, she
- 19:11Speaker 1: has a pool, she has a great view, she sees
- 19:13Speaker 1: her mask. She and Chantell are there together. Now we
- 19:15Speaker 1: see Rob in his room. So now we go to
- 19:18Speaker 1: the masquerade ball. Okay, Usman wonders, I've only seen this
- 19:23Speaker 1: in TV shows. Is it going to be like eyeswead
- 19:25Speaker 1: shut people are having sex at the party? Usman, it's
- 19:28Speaker 1: TLC not Skinnmax. Do you find this.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Hard to believe? Like, come on, you know who these
- 19:34Speaker 2: people are if you're in the ninety dight universe.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Uh yeah, But somebody like Jennifer who was only on
- 19:41Speaker 1: really that I guess she was on two seasons once
- 19:43Speaker 1: with Jesse as well, if you're not really watching those secondary.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Shows, that's true. That's true.
- 19:48Speaker 1: And Chantell because she looks very different, maybe wouldn't be
- 19:52Speaker 1: recognizable right away. And Courtney looks like any basic white bitch.
- 19:55Speaker 1: By the way, Courtney needs to be on every TLC show,
- 19:57Speaker 1: can should be on every single show from now now.
- 19:59Speaker 2: I'm I would know Rob in a second.
- 20:03Speaker 1: Well, of course you would, because to him, he'd be
- 20:06Speaker 1: pulled to him after one drink.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Yes of sweet seat wine. Yes.
- 20:12Speaker 1: All right. So everybody's chatting at the party, I'm just thinking,
- 20:15Speaker 1: oh my god, they've got to be so hot. Courtney
- 20:17Speaker 1: has on a velvet dress and they're sweating in this
- 20:20Speaker 1: tuloom heat and then they have to have something on
- 20:22Speaker 1: their face.
- 20:22Speaker 2: I was like, well, when I was talking to Rob, yeah, huh,
- 20:26Speaker 2: he told me that it was really hot there all
- 20:29Speaker 2: the time, and it was like excruciating. Yeah, so they're
- 20:33Speaker 2: sweating all the time.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Sweating all the time. Yeah. So Tiffany, Chantelle, Rob and
- 20:39Speaker 1: Usmann are there and they say, oh, we're trying to
- 20:41Speaker 1: recognize you see if we recognize anybody whatever. Now Tim
- 20:45Speaker 1: walks in m M pretty try tires. Tim walks in
- 20:49Speaker 1: forty four. He's from Charlotte. His mask covers his entire face,
- 20:53Speaker 1: including his lips. It is total feathers. He's like, oh
- 20:56Speaker 1: my god. He sits down with a girl and he goes, hey,
- 21:02Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm Tim And she says, and so,
- 21:05Speaker 1: anyway's crazy because I got twenty four. He goes, what
- 21:08Speaker 1: you're twenty four? I'm forty four. I mean he is like,
- 21:11Speaker 1: oh god, what kind of a show is this?
- 21:14Speaker 2: You know what, Mary Paine, I just realized. Instead of
- 21:16Speaker 2: your show being called ninety day Second Chances, it has
- 21:18Speaker 2: to be ninety day, third or fourth chances for many
- 21:21Speaker 2: of these people.
- 21:23Speaker 1: How about another chance at love? There is anything then hunt.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Or love more chances?
- 21:30Speaker 1: Who came up with this title? Whenever I talked to
- 21:34Speaker 1: Matt Sharp next time at the next day l S party,
- 21:36Speaker 1: he will.
- 21:37Speaker 2: That is blasphemy. We cannot go against our Lord and
- 21:39Speaker 2: Savior stuff.
- 21:40Speaker 1: We will never go against her word and savior. I'm
- 21:42Speaker 1: writing it down right now because I've gotta I line on.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna give me an interview. Okay, I'm writing it
- 21:47Speaker 1: down to remind myself. So Tim removes his mask in
- 21:51Speaker 1: the bathroom, and it's like, wow, we would have never
- 21:53Speaker 1: known this was Tim. What a reveal in the bathroom
- 21:56Speaker 1: when he takes off is like, we.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Didn't know from those knee high boot and the fur coat.
- 22:01Speaker 2: We had no idea who it was.
- 22:03Speaker 1: We didn't know anybody else that wears eyeliner only on
- 22:06Speaker 1: the bottom. So he says, the only trade he's looking
- 22:10Speaker 1: forward to a woman is this long straight hair, like
- 22:13Speaker 1: dark straight, long hair. That's it. That's the only it
- 22:16Speaker 1: sounds weird. That's the only thing he's into hair. He says,
- 22:20Speaker 1: I only want a normal relationship with a girl who
- 22:23Speaker 1: doesn't need a lot of psychiatrists or psychologists in their life.
- 22:28Speaker 1: We get a mash up if he and Jennifer. Now,
- 22:30Speaker 1: what I want to tell you Amy on between the
- 22:32Speaker 1: sheets is that he explained to Rob why he likes
- 22:38Speaker 1: the long, dark hair.
- 22:41Speaker 2: Oh, he likes to pull it in bed now because.
- 22:43Speaker 1: When the girl is riding on you and leans it back.
- 22:47Speaker 1: It tickles your balls.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Oh.
- 22:51Speaker 1: I took a video of that off my television and
- 22:55Speaker 1: sent it to Veronica on text and said, come get
- 22:58Speaker 1: your boy. He he is out of control. He does
- 23:01Speaker 1: not need to be saying these things. This is inside
- 23:03Speaker 1: words that you keep inside.
- 23:04Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah don't.
- 23:07Speaker 1: It doesn't need to come out.
- 23:09Speaker 2: So she did. I would probably just pull my shoulders out,
- 23:12Speaker 2: just arching my back. I'd be in hospice the next day.
- 23:16Speaker 1: What I gotta rise somebody and fling my hair back.
- 23:18Speaker 1: We do have so much production value. Okay, so now
- 23:22Speaker 1: we see Courtney. Courtney is the hero love. I'm so
- 23:26Speaker 1: mad now I didn't get to talk to her at
- 23:28Speaker 1: the party. I'm actually gonna write, I don't know if she.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Would have given you much Mary pain.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, did you talk to her at the party?
- 23:35Speaker 1: Because I just saw some pictures of her with her friends.
- 23:38Speaker 2: I didn't get a lot.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I think she was white girl wasted at the party.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Maybe maybe because one of.
- 23:43Speaker 1: The pictures that I have that from our group group
- 23:46Speaker 1: photo album of all of us that went to the party,
- 23:50Speaker 1: it's alive and she's going, oh I got it, not
- 23:53Speaker 1: even drunk ha ha, Because like I think somebody and
- 23:57Speaker 1: she kind of like slipped in the picture or something. Yeah, yeah,
- 24:00Speaker 1: she goes, most of people think I'm dumb, but that's
- 24:03Speaker 1: to my advantage. I graduated with a degree in finance
- 24:07Speaker 1: and a minor and beer pong.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Not helping you case.
- 24:11Speaker 1: My daughter walked through at that time and goes, is
- 24:14Speaker 1: that something to brag about? Yeah, but I go, no,
- 24:17Speaker 1: it's not, it's not. She is, in fact thirty four. Now,
- 24:21Speaker 1: she says, I just keep losing in love. You know,
- 24:24Speaker 1: the guy I thought I was gonna marry lied and
- 24:27Speaker 1: said he had never been married, had no kids, but
- 24:30Speaker 1: he had been married two times.
- 24:31Speaker 2: I have four kids.
- 24:34Speaker 1: I'm open to some professional help. Now we get her
- 24:37Speaker 1: love story with that Spanish guy whose name I can't remember,
- 24:39Speaker 1: Antonio Antonio. She was originally on the show with that
- 24:42Speaker 1: guy who like was pulling the wine away from her
- 24:44Speaker 1: like you need you need to stop. Yeah, And then
- 24:47Speaker 1: later with that COVID guy Andy who was for sure a.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Serial killer making the period cups.
- 24:52Speaker 1: He had made that he had invented the period cup
- 24:54Speaker 1: and I was having her do the ads for it
- 24:56Speaker 1: during COVID.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that was real weird.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Yeah, full though during COVID I was like, wow, it
- 25:01Speaker 1: looks so good. She did a COVID glow up and
- 25:04Speaker 1: she says, none of the guys in this hearty so
- 25:07Speaker 1: far catching my attention. But I did realize there's someone here.
- 25:10Speaker 1: I know it's Usman. I was going to a vacation,
- 25:13Speaker 1: is simple. And then he sent me a message, and
- 25:15Speaker 1: so we met up and we spent like a week together.
- 25:18Speaker 1: And I say, I haven't spent the night in his
- 25:19Speaker 1: room a few times?
- 25:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they banged, right, they banged.
- 25:23Speaker 1: They totally banged. Okay, you would never say I spent
- 25:26Speaker 1: the night in his room a few times.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Okay. So she went on vacation and banged Usman, okay.
- 25:31Speaker 1: More than once. They seems like they spent a week together.
- 25:34Speaker 2: Okay.
- 25:35Speaker 1: And she goes and then he goes, sit me. Okay,
- 25:39Speaker 1: Jennifer walks in. Now, you guys, if you aren't familiar
- 25:42Speaker 1: with ninety day people, Jennifer, it is not a typo.
- 25:44Speaker 1: She does have one inn and two aps in her name.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Okay. Rob spots her. I was like, who's that?
- 25:50Speaker 1: Like he didn't know who. She was like, she's so beautiful,
- 25:52Speaker 1: and USMA's they're going on body alone because her body
- 25:55Speaker 1: is a banging.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Like jac and Mapp said, I think she was creating
- 25:59Speaker 2: a lab. She's beautiful, she is, she's perfect.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Usman also spots her and the talking head Tiffany goes,
- 26:07Speaker 1: I know who that girl is. I know my Columbian friends,
- 26:11Speaker 1: like I know her right Jennifer, aged thirty two from Columbia.
- 26:15Speaker 1: She says, I'm looking forward to meeting someone special, somebody
- 26:17Speaker 1: who bring back my sparkle. And I'm I can't wait
- 26:22Speaker 1: to see, like who's hiding behind these masks now? She's
- 26:25Speaker 1: definitely gotten in visil Line since we last saw her
- 26:27Speaker 1: when we when we saw her with Tim and they're
- 26:30Speaker 1: doing the flashbox. Her teeth have a lot of gaps.
- 26:33Speaker 1: So I imagine when she was with Jesse because he
- 26:35Speaker 1: needs everything to be perfect, that he paid for her
- 26:38Speaker 1: in visil Line.
- 26:39Speaker 2: The fact that she loved that man tells me everything
- 26:42Speaker 2: I need to know about her. I agree with you
- 26:44Speaker 2: on that, like she knew who he was already and
- 26:48Speaker 2: still loved him, like Darcy didn't know who he was.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I agree, I completely agree. And if you
- 26:53Speaker 1: guys didn't know she dated Jesse, who was the scumbag
- 26:56Speaker 1: the dated Darcy and they were complete serial killer couple vibes.
- 27:01Speaker 2: They were like bombed villains. Yes on a couch During
- 27:04Speaker 2: the tell all totally totally.
- 27:07Speaker 1: She says, I've been single for two years, and it'll
- 27:10Speaker 1: be interesting to see the vibe between the ninety eight
- 27:12Speaker 1: people and the singers now all the single singles, not
- 27:16Speaker 1: the singers that would just be usman. But okay, I
- 27:20Speaker 1: don't know if you notice this, but these are the
- 27:21Speaker 1: things I notice. The lackluster background dancers. Okay, so they
- 27:27Speaker 1: have they have on like lit up body suits and
- 27:30Speaker 1: then lit up wings right with the led lights and
- 27:33Speaker 1: they're spinning around right. But there was this one that
- 27:36Speaker 1: there is in every shot and she's standing back there
- 27:39Speaker 1: with like her arms by her side, and every so
- 27:41Speaker 1: often she would just like flap a wing.
- 27:43Speaker 2: She's like me in ballet class when I was a kid,
- 27:46Speaker 2: Like I just never knew the dance.
- 27:48Speaker 1: She's like, She's like, what am I supposed to be
- 27:50Speaker 1: doing here? Like waving mine?
- 27:51Speaker 2: It's so weird.
- 27:53Speaker 1: I could not keep note. Every time they would show
- 27:55Speaker 1: in the background, she'd be like, okay, But meanwhile they
- 27:58Speaker 1: would show the other ones. When they first show it,
- 28:00Speaker 1: they're like shure, they're twisting and this one lady in
- 28:03Speaker 1: the back, and I'm like, oh my god, they're not
- 28:04Speaker 1: paying me in it for this. I was supposed to
- 28:06Speaker 1: be waiting tables tonight. They put me in this costume.
- 28:09Speaker 2: God. Okay.
- 28:10Speaker 1: So Rob chats with a girl named Elise. She's from Miami.
- 28:15Speaker 1: He goes, are you like a yacht girl? And she goes, kinda,
- 28:18Speaker 1: it's not you know this girl, don't brag and she goes,
- 28:22Speaker 1: you know what I really really like? Is I really
- 28:25Speaker 1: like bad boys? And he goes, oh, you like bad boys?
- 28:29Speaker 2: Hunt?
- 28:29Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, but does she like bad boys?
- 28:33Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about the latest ninety day Bad Boys.
- 28:38Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I want to say bad boys
- 28:42Speaker 1: is the name of this group, the ninety day Bad Boys.
- 28:44Speaker 1: You can see there from the description. Rob is a
- 28:46Speaker 1: member of this group. If you guys aren't following it,
- 28:48Speaker 1: ninety day bad I'm into the ground. Amy wants to
- 28:53Speaker 1: bang every single old member of Amy's the groupie he
- 28:58Speaker 1: gets on the bus and my haney hole. Anytime any
- 29:00Speaker 1: man stick it in, I don't care.
- 29:02Speaker 2: And all of you should know that you can't possibly
- 29:06Speaker 2: hate me more than I hate myself. Okay, that's where
- 29:08Speaker 2: we're at. However, I will say the addition of Sarper
- 29:12Speaker 2: to the new video has not increased the quality here.
- 29:15Speaker 2: He doesn't know how to lip sync. He looks like
- 29:18Speaker 2: he's shocked half the time.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Something has happened with his botox. It's gone awry. His
- 29:24Speaker 1: eyes are like Ramona Singer, if you know, you know,
- 29:26Speaker 1: she's like this.
- 29:28Speaker 2: My dad when I was growing up, used to call
- 29:30Speaker 2: that Friday guys.
- 29:32Speaker 1: That's good, that's good.
- 29:33Speaker 2: So he's got Friday guys. The whole time he's like,
- 29:37Speaker 2: he doesn't know how to lip sync. Like, get off
- 29:40Speaker 2: the screen and let Rob do his thing.
- 29:42Speaker 1: Okay, dance, No, we've seen it. We've seen examples of
- 29:47Speaker 1: his bad dancing before. But anyway, it is crazy that
- 29:51Speaker 1: she goes, I.
- 29:52Speaker 2: Like bad boys.
- 29:52Speaker 1: I like bad boy.
- 29:53Speaker 2: Yeah, well here you go.
- 29:55Speaker 1: He goes, oh you do, and she goes yeah, she goes.
- 29:57Speaker 1: I also like to get told what to do.
- 30:00Speaker 2: And Rob Rob's bonner grew three times.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Here's a girl who knows what to say. Yeah, here's
- 30:07Speaker 1: a girl who just knows what to say. And that's
- 30:09Speaker 1: she's a cool girl in this she's a cool girl.
- 30:11Speaker 1: She's like, oh yeah, I like anal I just get
- 30:14Speaker 1: told what to do. I'm that girl apparently. Yeah.
- 30:16Speaker 2: She introduced herself as anal loving.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, I'm at last I like anal. Here's my
- 30:21Speaker 1: ass Can you envision yourself in there? Okay, now we
- 30:25Speaker 1: see Colt. Now. Amy also has a weird obsession with Colt.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Okay, but not in the same way. Not in the
- 30:32Speaker 2: same way. I'm not at all right, But Colt is
- 30:38Speaker 2: like real, He's just odd. He reminds me of like
- 30:42Speaker 2: truly Grace Brown in the Sister Wise universe. Sure like
- 30:46Speaker 2: he just he marches to his own drum. He does
- 30:50Speaker 2: weird little things in the background. You'll see him, like
- 30:52Speaker 2: eating a little mini ice cream cone or playing a
- 30:54Speaker 2: slot machine. Like he's just He's always up to something.
- 30:58Speaker 2: And I'm amused by him, is the better way to
- 31:01Speaker 2: say it?
- 31:02Speaker 1: And he says, well, I'm cold. I'm thirty nine, I
- 31:05Speaker 1: live in Las Vegas. I'm very out of my element
- 31:07Speaker 1: here with all these handsome men and pretty girls. And
- 31:10Speaker 1: I'm kind of like a poor man's nerd. I guess
- 31:12Speaker 1: you would call that a geek. No nerd and geeker
- 31:15Speaker 1: the same thing. And he goes and I don't know now,
- 31:18Speaker 1: I normally spent a Tuesday and I never even talked
- 31:21Speaker 1: to a girl until I was nineteen, and god, the
- 31:23Speaker 1: last five years, my heart's really been through the meat grinder.
- 31:27Speaker 1: So we see his brief love story with Larissa, who, guys,
- 31:30Speaker 1: if you want to really look somebody up, who's really
- 31:33Speaker 1: had a change is Larissa. She's a porn star now
- 31:37Speaker 1: and her boobs are way bigger than this computer that
- 31:40Speaker 1: I'm looking at. And then we see a famous quote
- 31:45Speaker 1: that had nothing to do with cold but we just
- 31:48Speaker 1: needed to see it, which is who is against the
- 31:50Speaker 1: queen will die, which is what Larissa said to Colt's mother, and.
- 31:56Speaker 2: It lives on.
- 31:57Speaker 1: It lives on just like sex trafficking, my boy. I
- 32:00Speaker 1: guess the queen will die.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:01Speaker 1: So we see the redheaded girl that threw the shoes.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Some follow her on Instagram. She's happily married to somebody else.
- 32:09Speaker 1: And then we see Vanessa. Now, Vanessa was his long
- 32:12Speaker 1: term friend that Larissa and Redheaded shoe thrower were both
- 32:15Speaker 1: jealous of because he was always Now he ended up
- 32:17Speaker 1: marrying Vanessa. Yeah, and he says, but now I'm post divorce,
- 32:23Speaker 1: between jobs, in between homes.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Wow, sounds like a catch job A house, I will
- 32:29Speaker 2: tell you. When we talked to him at the party,
- 32:31Speaker 2: we asked him where he was living and what he's
- 32:33Speaker 2: up to, and he was very tight lipped and said
- 32:36Speaker 2: he's traveling a lot. Wink wink. So I think he's
- 32:40Speaker 2: involved with somebody on this show that he's traveling to
- 32:43Speaker 2: see Okay, all right, or or it's a before the
- 32:46Speaker 2: nineties sich and he's going to be Oh okay. He
- 32:50Speaker 2: really put an emphasis on I'm traveling a lot. I
- 32:53Speaker 2: can't really talk about it.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Okay. Well, we do know from the Reddit and the
- 32:58Speaker 1: Internet's interwebs sluice that have said that he does get
- 33:03Speaker 1: hurt mm hmm, and Lee has to leave and that
- 33:06Speaker 1: Corney goes with him. Yes, okay, which we wouldn't it
- 33:10Speaker 1: be great if they like brought into more people like
- 33:12Speaker 1: You're and the Wings, You're in the Wings, You're on
- 33:14Speaker 1: the bench, come on in, you.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Bring in Jesse and Veronica or Darson's days.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Oh guy, see Jesse would just woo all these women
- 33:25Speaker 1: right away because they would not not away from Rob No, well, okay,
- 33:30Speaker 1: just true could calm down. So Tiffany meets a guy
- 33:33Speaker 1: she likes his name. She calls him porn stash. I
- 33:37Speaker 1: am calling him.
- 33:39Speaker 2: Just a.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Full on Disney villain. Yeah, I don't think this guy
- 33:46Speaker 1: looks like every Disney character that is the villain. Then
- 33:51Speaker 1: you haven't watched any Disney movies.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got some real Uh Colin Hanks ears on
- 33:56Speaker 2: him too.
- 33:58Speaker 1: That's what you're noticing from Rocky. That's what you're noticing
- 34:01Speaker 1: from Rocky.
- 34:02Speaker 2: I mean you're cute. I think he's cute.
- 34:05Speaker 1: You're noticing when you look at this man, the first
- 34:08Speaker 1: thing you notice is his ears.
- 34:10Speaker 2: No, the first thing I noticed is the porn stash.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Okay, what's the third thing you notice?
- 34:18Speaker 2: Uh? His grimace is kind of funny. I don't know
- 34:23Speaker 2: what do you want me to notice?
- 34:25Speaker 1: His chin is the size of his entire head.
- 34:28Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think his chin is abnormally large?
- 34:30Speaker 1: Is it? I don't know.
- 34:32Speaker 2: I'm not good at these things. I could never be
- 34:34Speaker 2: an artist because I can't get proportions right.
- 34:37Speaker 1: I've never seen I cannot even believe with that mask.
- 34:40Speaker 2: He has a Tom Hanks look to him.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Okay, you've never been more wrong. Okay, and we know
- 34:45Speaker 1: that famously have been more wrong. Go back to the
- 34:48Speaker 1: day party. Yeah, Okay.
- 34:51Speaker 2: So anyway, she calls him.
- 34:52Speaker 1: Porn stash and he has a Disney villain chin and
- 34:56Speaker 1: who's gonna acts like he doesn't know Courtney and he goes, yeah,
- 35:00Speaker 1: like I didn't know it was a joke. She just
- 35:01Speaker 1: didn't get it.
- 35:02Speaker 2: It wasn't a joke.
- 35:02Speaker 1: It wasn't a joke.
- 35:03Speaker 2: You're just praying to God she didn't know it was him.
- 35:06Speaker 1: How many people do you think are on this retreat? Well,
- 35:08Speaker 1: you're never not going to run into her again.
- 35:10Speaker 2: I wonder if she's been so shit faced every time
- 35:12Speaker 2: they've been together. He's like, she may not know me.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Yeah. So now we meet Nick and Tanya, the dating coaches,
- 35:19Speaker 1: and then we meet Johanna again and she says she'll
- 35:23Speaker 1: be your event coordinator and they're going to be doing
- 35:25Speaker 1: games and exercises and things like that on this retreat,
- 35:30Speaker 1: and Courtney our star says, I was just planning on
- 35:36Speaker 1: getting white girl wasted, Like I didn't know this was
- 35:38Speaker 1: gonna be work. So yeah, yeah, and I loved it.
- 35:42Speaker 1: And she's a star and she needs to be on
- 35:44Speaker 1: every single show.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here for her commentary and Tiffany's commentary.
- 35:50Speaker 1: So good, Yes, so good together I think Tiffany has
- 35:53Speaker 1: been off of and Courtney have been off the TV
- 35:55Speaker 1: just long enough to be fucking hilarious.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Yeah, so says why I don't know who that girl
- 36:02Speaker 1: in the red dress is. I can't wait to meet
- 36:04Speaker 1: her talking about a last but he also was looking
- 36:06Speaker 1: at another red dress, which is Jennifer Us. So they
- 36:10Speaker 1: remove their masks. They all have dents in their face,
- 36:12Speaker 1: super sweaty, their hair's all fucked up. It was not
- 36:14Speaker 1: a great idea.
- 36:15Speaker 2: Listen, Jennifer's gonna be catnip. Everybody's gonna be sniffing around
- 36:19Speaker 2: her the entire time. She's gonna run the show.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Tim takes his mask off, and because he's a man
- 36:26Speaker 1: of a certain age, he's.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Like, squint your eyes up to a jump.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Is that that girl that I dated? All right, So
- 36:34Speaker 1: then we meet me. I'm trying to pull up these
- 36:37Speaker 1: slides as quick as I can, guys, But we meet Carlo,
- 36:40Speaker 1: and Carlo was like, wow, it seems like this is Carlo.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Carlo's like, it seems like a lot of these people
- 36:48Speaker 1: know each other from a TV show.
- 36:50Speaker 2: I'm here for Carlow's a stranger in a strange land.
- 36:54Speaker 2: He's just wandering around, like, where am I? Who are
- 36:57Speaker 2: these people? Who was he kidnapp Was he thrown into
- 37:01Speaker 2: the back of a van? Was he Sherry Peppini kidnapped
- 37:03Speaker 2: style and take him to this resort.
- 37:06Speaker 1: I'm covering that on Monday with Kisha Carlo Is thirty
- 37:09Speaker 1: eight and from la And he really thought he was
- 37:12Speaker 1: going on Love Island and there was gonna be like
- 37:13Speaker 1: a new hot single enters the buildings excited. Nope.
- 37:18Speaker 2: So the talking head.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Tiffany says, Oh, I know about Courtney. I can't believe
- 37:25Speaker 1: she's here. That girl likes her drinks woo she goes.
- 37:29Speaker 1: But then there's Rob, who I also know about. And
- 37:32Speaker 1: then there's Soja boy. All I know about him is
- 37:34Speaker 1: he dates women over fifty, So I don't you know.
- 37:36Speaker 1: And so that's what Tiffany, that's her commentary. Now Rob
- 37:40Speaker 1: looks for and finds Elise. Here's elease, this is a
- 37:44Speaker 1: great picture of Elise. This is not what she looks
- 37:46Speaker 1: like on the show.
- 37:47Speaker 2: Elise is beautiful, I mean he is, who am I?
- 37:50Speaker 2: All these women are beautiful?
- 37:52Speaker 1: Fine, every woman is beautiful.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Yes, But she's like saying she's a public ficure unless
- 37:58Speaker 2: she's maybe she's an influencer. She could be on the
- 38:01Speaker 2: tick in the talk and we just don't know it.
- 38:03Speaker 1: No, somebody looked her up and said, if she just
- 38:06Speaker 1: has fifty K, now because of the one episode daring,
- 38:09Speaker 1: she's not an influencer. She would have had to have
- 38:11Speaker 1: started at fifty Do you know what I mean?
- 38:13Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 38:13Speaker 1: Yeah, because even if you're under, if you're under forty K,
- 38:17Speaker 1: you're considered a baby influencer. So I'm considered a PREMI yeah, okay,
- 38:25Speaker 1: which means I'm not an influencer at all. Okay, So okay.
- 38:29Speaker 1: So Rob goes and finds at least is thirty one
- 38:32Speaker 1: from Miami, and he also is looking for Jennifer and
- 38:34Speaker 1: then he realizes he's like, I didn't know like that
- 38:36Speaker 1: girl Jennifer was also on ninety day, Like wow. So
- 38:40Speaker 1: Tim goes up to Tiffany because they're friends in real life,
- 38:43Speaker 1: and is like, all right, I need advice, Like I
- 38:45Speaker 1: don't know what to do. You know, I need to
- 38:47Speaker 1: go and talk to Jennifer and just get this out
- 38:49Speaker 1: of the way, But you know, she's a hothead, right
- 38:52Speaker 1: and I don't know what to say. Now we see
- 38:54Speaker 1: some clips of Jesse and Jennifer coming on.
- 39:00Speaker 2: It was a tell all. It was a tell all?
- 39:02Speaker 2: But why was Tim on this tell all?
- 39:04Speaker 1: Because?
- 39:05Speaker 2: Okay, so it was the Single Life when Veronica was
- 39:07Speaker 2: dating that guy?
- 39:09Speaker 1: Okay, oh, okay, and I thought it was so weird.
- 39:13Speaker 2: I remember at the time when we were talking about it.
- 39:15Speaker 2: I thought it was so weird because Tim was on
- 39:17Speaker 2: with Veronica to talk about this guy and they bring
- 39:21Speaker 2: in Jesse and Jennifer to troll Tim.
- 39:24Speaker 1: It was weird Or was it just that was Tim
- 39:26Speaker 1: and Veronica were also remote? Oh? Or was it the
- 39:30Speaker 1: were they just doing sideline commentary likes?
- 39:32Speaker 2: It might have been there was a tell all where
- 39:35Speaker 2: they because sin John was was on the couch.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Okay, so it was the season.
- 39:40Speaker 2: I thought Sinjon was on The Single Life, wasn't he?
- 39:43Speaker 1: Or was that h A? Sinjon was on before the
- 39:47Speaker 1: ninety but then he was on HA, I think because
- 39:50Speaker 1: there wasn't Hia and then I don't know Sinja was around.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Lost Okay, there was. I think there was an hl
- 39:56Speaker 2: HA tell all where they were trying something new and
- 39:58Speaker 2: they brought in commentary. They brought in people who were
- 40:02Speaker 2: you know, in the universe but not They were trying
- 40:05Speaker 2: to do like a live pillow Talk situation.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeaheah, okay, and we have heard
- 40:10Speaker 1: tell from somebody at that party told us that Sean
- 40:13Speaker 1: Robinson was not thrilled when they brought in the commentators.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Yes. And also this is where Jennifer and Jesse get
- 40:21Speaker 2: real gross and she basically like tries to out Tim
- 40:25Speaker 2: as being gay.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Uh huh, and then Tim and Veronica just laugh.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Yeah, yep.
- 40:29Speaker 1: So we see some close to Jesse just rubbing Jennifer's
- 40:33Speaker 1: arm on this couch while she's dogging Tim, and he
- 40:35Speaker 1: looks like a turtlenecked villain and she looks like his Yeah,
- 40:38Speaker 1: they do look like if I could think of the
- 40:41Speaker 1: name of those Natasha and Boris, is that who it is?
- 40:45Speaker 1: That's the cartoon, that's what the yep yep. All right,
- 40:48Speaker 1: So now we meet a guy named Chris.
- 40:52Speaker 2: That's Chris.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Okay, Chris is cuter on this show that he is.
- 40:56Speaker 1: This picture, he's cute. I liked it. He's thirty, he's
- 40:58Speaker 1: from Phoenix. He's up to Jennifer, of course, and Tim
- 41:03Speaker 1: comes up to Jennifer and goes, hey, how you doing listen?
- 41:05Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what you're doing here with
- 41:06Speaker 1: some shower. I don't want any bad blood. And Chris goes, WHOA, Like,
- 41:09Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Chris is like, do you guys know each other? Should
- 41:13Speaker 2: I leave? Like it was so awkward? Why didn't Tim
- 41:16Speaker 2: go up to her and say can I talk to
- 41:17Speaker 2: you for a minute? Yeah?
- 41:19Speaker 1: And Jennifer goes, no, you don't have to leave. Here's
- 41:21Speaker 1: the problem. He and I dated six years ago, and
- 41:24Speaker 1: Tim he has a big mouth. And she goes in
- 41:27Speaker 1: the talking head she says, I know a lot of
- 41:29Speaker 1: secrets about Tim, so he needs to keep his mouth
- 41:32Speaker 1: shut or I'm going to tell the world keep his
- 41:35Speaker 1: mouth shut about what.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Well, she's his secret? Later it's stupid.
- 41:39Speaker 1: The secret is stupid. And also all he's saying is
- 41:42Speaker 1: she was a gold digger and she wanted money for me.
- 41:44Speaker 1: It was six years ago. Who cares?
- 41:46Speaker 2: So, I mean, that's a pretty mean thing to say
- 41:49Speaker 2: about somebody.
- 41:50Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. But they're on a dating show, like
- 41:53Speaker 1: do these guys care? So so anyway, he walks away.
- 41:57Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, it's good to see my butt. So
- 41:59Speaker 1: he walks away. Nine sleep and then Tim sits down
- 42:01Speaker 1: to talk to Chantelle, who does seem wasted and goes, yeah,
- 42:07Speaker 1: I just I don't know, man, it didn't go well,
- 42:10Speaker 1: and Shantica's what's the problem and he goes, well, she's
- 42:13Speaker 1: a gold diggie whore.
- 42:16Speaker 2: And okay, Sean tells magic phrase because she gets activated.
- 42:22Speaker 1: She goes, what I hate gold diggers.
- 42:29Speaker 2: She's she goes on a rant that could be right
- 42:33Speaker 2: out of Mamma Karen's mouth. I need people who try
- 42:36Speaker 2: to come here for visa's harvesting the American dollar. And
- 42:38Speaker 2: Tim's like, I don't think she was using me for visa,
- 42:41Speaker 2: And Sean tell's like, well, whatever seem difference.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Does a guy that marries you for seven years and
- 42:48Speaker 1: gets his own spin off show? And then right, am
- 42:50Speaker 1: I right? He's like, well, no, I don't think she
- 42:52Speaker 1: was trying to come to America. Yeah, and then he goes, anyway,
- 42:56Speaker 1: who just bought her a lot of pros? So now
- 43:00Speaker 1: Usma sit dound and talks to Courtney and she goes, oh,
- 43:02Speaker 1: so you don't know me, and he goes, you know,
- 43:03Speaker 1: I was joking with you. I was just joking with you.
- 43:05Speaker 1: She goes, we spend like a week together in instanbul
- 43:07Speaker 1: but you don't know me, and he goes totally joking.
- 43:10Speaker 2: I was just I was just testing you to see how.
- 43:12Speaker 1: You would react. You know, you're my number one girl. Here,
- 43:14Speaker 1: You're I don't now that you're here. I don't even
- 43:17Speaker 1: have to look at anybody. And she's like, and he says,
- 43:21Speaker 1: when they were in Istanbul together, they got so drunk.
- 43:25Speaker 1: But they had a good time. But they were so drunk.
- 43:28Speaker 1: What shocker.
- 43:29Speaker 2: You know, I really like Courtney and I hate that
- 43:32Speaker 2: usman is being a dick to her, and it I
- 43:34Speaker 2: just realized as you were telling that story, like Colt
- 43:38Speaker 2: and Courtney seemed to be the people were all rooting for,
- 43:41Speaker 2: So I do kind of hope they end up together.
- 43:44Speaker 1: I did see them talking at the party, but I
- 43:47Speaker 1: couldn't tell if there was any like you.
- 43:48Speaker 2: Know, what I saw, like practically banging at the party
- 43:51Speaker 2: was Tiffany and Rob. You said that, but I don't.
- 43:56Speaker 2: I'm telling you, okay, I think he's into her whole
- 44:00Speaker 2: per standards are little.
- 44:02Speaker 1: As high as high as yours. Highs yours Amy. You
- 44:07Speaker 1: know when it's funny too, because when I put out
- 44:08Speaker 1: a reel about this, I'll be glad to tag Rob. Oh. Sorry,
- 44:12Speaker 1: he's still blocked me.
- 44:13Speaker 2: He's blocked you, yes and blocked please don't, please don't
- 44:15Speaker 2: because I don't want him. I don't want to be
- 44:17Speaker 2: on his radar in any way.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Oh he's gonna block you next, all right. So in
- 44:21Speaker 1: the talking Head, she says, you know, I only like isman,
- 44:26Speaker 1: but I tend to go for a liar's and manipulators.
- 44:29Speaker 1: I might be the issue. I don't know. She does
- 44:32Speaker 1: that of the end of everything, she says, she's.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Like, that's like me. I've discovered every text I send
- 44:40Speaker 2: I put lo l at the end.
- 44:42Speaker 1: I discovered that I do lol a lot, and it's
- 44:44Speaker 1: sort of an icebreaker to be like what I'm saying.
- 44:48Speaker 1: I want you to know that I'm trying to be funny,
- 44:50Speaker 1: because maybe it sounded like I was being harsh, but
- 44:52Speaker 1: I'm trying to be funny lol.
- 44:55Speaker 2: All right.
- 44:56Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Chantelle says, I know all
- 45:01Speaker 1: about Uzmond and Courtney, and I've already told her to
- 45:04Speaker 1: be careful about him. I've read a lot about him
- 45:06Speaker 1: on the internet and it's not good. Like when she
- 45:08Speaker 1: was in Turkey with him, I was like, girl, be careful.
- 45:11Speaker 1: So they really do know each other. They were texting
- 45:14Speaker 1: like last year.
- 45:15Speaker 2: Is Chantelle in the Manisphere? Is she going down the
- 45:18Speaker 2: road where you know every foreigner is here for green
- 45:20Speaker 2: card kind of situation on the Reddit boards.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Probably yeah, probably. I mean she's got lived experience. So
- 45:28Speaker 1: Tiffany and the guy with the chin, Rocky, are vibing.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Rocky's thirty six. He's from Newport Beach. Now there's another
- 45:34Speaker 1: guy on here from Dana Point and Newport Beach and
- 45:35Speaker 1: Data Point are all in the same area. And I
- 45:37Speaker 1: got to get my friend Kate Casey on it to
- 45:39Speaker 1: see if she knows these people.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Yes, they did not cast a wide net for kel.
- 45:46Speaker 1: Are you in the OC all right? Can we pay?
- 45:48Speaker 1: Can we get a group discount for three of these
- 45:50Speaker 1: people to come on to Tuloom, which is pretty close
- 45:53Speaker 1: to them.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Can you just drive you just have drives to drive yourselves,
- 45:56Speaker 2: and we'll give you a discount at rate at the hotel.
- 45:59Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask Kate about OC cast ninety day, okay,
- 46:05Speaker 1: because I'll look at that later. I'll say, asked Kate,
- 46:06Speaker 1: and I'm like, ask Kate what I didn't know what
- 46:08Speaker 1: it meant? Okay. Chin Man says Tiffany is sweet as honey.
- 46:14Speaker 1: She's beautiful inside and out. And if all goes well,
- 46:17Speaker 1: I'll go home with somebody to put on the Christmas card.
- 46:20Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? I'd like you
- 46:22Speaker 1: until you said all this weird stuff.
- 46:23Speaker 2: The Christmas card? Are we and Daniel and Taylor? Love
- 46:27Speaker 2: is blind territory here with everybody obsessed with Christmas.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Sweet as honey, beautiful inside and out. You met her
- 46:32Speaker 1: four minutes ago. She could be a complete asshole. Yeah
- 46:36Speaker 1: you don't know. I mean she's not, but you don't know. Okay,
- 46:39Speaker 1: Rob and Elisee chat and she goes, you know, I'm
- 46:42Speaker 1: just a wild party guar girl. I'm just not afraid
- 46:45Speaker 1: to go after what i want. And the talking head
- 46:48Speaker 1: Ali says Rob, he seems toxic and manipulative and swaggy.
- 46:53Speaker 2: Sign me up.
- 46:55Speaker 1: That's my kind of fucking man. Right there, she goes,
- 46:58Speaker 1: we have a great connection. I'm just going to have
- 47:00Speaker 1: to get over his height. It's like ooh burn Yeah,
- 47:04Speaker 1: I think she is probably five eleven now. She's very tall,
- 47:08Speaker 1: and he's like five nine.
- 47:09Speaker 2: I will tell you the height thing was not even
- 47:12Speaker 2: an issue when I was standing next to him.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Because you are barely five feet tall.
- 47:17Speaker 2: Did not care, did not care about it.
- 47:20Speaker 1: Height will never be an issue for you, Amy, that's true.
- 47:22Speaker 2: That's true. I'm five, I'm almost five to one.
- 47:25Speaker 1: Okay, I'm almost five to five. So what do you
- 47:28Speaker 1: think of that? My family would die.
- 47:30Speaker 2: If they heard me say that.
- 47:30Speaker 1: They're like, stop saying you're almost five to five because
- 47:33Speaker 1: you're not five four and a half. Okay. So on
- 47:36Speaker 1: the talking head, you know, she talks about him being swaggy, manipulative,
- 47:39Speaker 1: and she wants to be able to get over his height. Girl,
- 47:43Speaker 1: line up, everybody loves rob Okay. So she says, I
- 47:47Speaker 1: want you to kiss me, and he goes, okay, girl,
- 47:51Speaker 1: I'm going to have to give it a minute. We
- 47:53Speaker 1: just met and she goes, okay, well I'll just get
- 47:56Speaker 1: up and find another guy. And he goes, well, no,
- 47:58Speaker 1: don't do that now. So she goes, did I ever
- 48:01Speaker 1: tell you since I just met you about my ass?
- 48:04Speaker 2: Like?
- 48:04Speaker 1: People can't believe it when they meet me, they can't
- 48:06Speaker 1: believe after this evening a bikini and they're like, damn,
- 48:09Speaker 1: look at that ass. I have a great butt for
- 48:11Speaker 1: a white girl.
- 48:11Speaker 2: Okay, I have to say something.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Okay, this just came to me.
- 48:16Speaker 2: I think she has watched the show and she knows
- 48:19Speaker 2: how Rob feels about Sophie's.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Ass, But how would she have known he was going
- 48:23Speaker 1: to be there? Or she just did like a blank,
- 48:25Speaker 1: she just.
- 48:25Speaker 2: Knows the show. No, she just knows the show. She
- 48:27Speaker 2: doesn't want be a fan, yeah, because come on, this
- 48:33Speaker 2: is interesting. We know Rob has a fascination with Sophie's ass.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Yes, he does, and he showed because it's a great ass.
- 48:40Speaker 2: Yep.
- 48:40Speaker 1: So she goes, if you kiss me, I'll show you
- 48:43Speaker 1: my ass. He's like, oh, asses are my griptonite to
- 48:47Speaker 1: which when they started kissing. My note here is Amy,
- 48:50Speaker 1: are you okay?
- 48:50Speaker 2: He didn't want to see my large ass? That's all?
- 48:54Speaker 1: When they started making out, how did you feel?
- 48:56Speaker 2: I will say this, he's probably a phenomenon, an old kisser.
- 49:00Speaker 1: He's got a really good lift.
- 49:02Speaker 2: And I hate myself and I hate all of this.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Where you turned on when he was making out with
- 49:06Speaker 1: that girl?
- 49:07Speaker 2: Not yet, I do. I did slide off my chair
- 49:10Speaker 2: a little bit, coming up, not right now?
- 49:14Speaker 1: All right. Point My note here is checking with Amy
- 49:16Speaker 1: issue Okay.
- 49:17Speaker 2: His point I was like, he knows what he's doing
- 49:20Speaker 2: because he's trying to curate his image. So that he
- 49:22Speaker 2: doesn't come off as a fuck boy, but we all
- 49:24Speaker 2: know he is one, right, So he's like, I gotta
- 49:27Speaker 2: slow down. I gotta slow down. But like he's over
- 49:29Speaker 2: in the corner and he thinks nobody's watching.
- 49:31Speaker 1: And he's good by the way, he didn't like go ooh,
- 49:33Speaker 1: let's stand up and mingle. He stayed right in that
- 49:35Speaker 1: lounge position and let that girl come to him.
- 49:38Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows what he's doing, marry pain and telling
- 49:40Speaker 2: me he could he could broker peace between warring countries.
- 49:45Speaker 2: That's how good this guy is. I mean it is.
- 49:47Speaker 2: I wish he would use those powers for good like
- 49:49Speaker 2: that instead of what he does with them.
- 49:52Speaker 1: The talking head Courtney goes rolling one hour into this
- 49:54Speaker 1: is retreat and he found love at first sight. That
- 49:56Speaker 1: was quick. Yeah, So they kiss and he they After
- 50:00Speaker 1: they kiss, she stands up and he goes ass. That's
- 50:05Speaker 1: all he said. She gets up and pulls her pants
- 50:08Speaker 1: up and shakes her ass with her giant wolf tattoo
- 50:11Speaker 1: on her leg in his face. Everybody's looking over there, like.
- 50:15Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't, just like, look at my ass. She
- 50:17Speaker 2: pulls her pants down, she pulls her she pulls her
- 50:20Speaker 2: drop up and her little panties down right, No, because she's.
- 50:23Speaker 1: Wearing a thong.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Oh okay, but it was bare ass.
- 50:26Speaker 1: And he's just like in that chair looking at her,
- 50:29Speaker 1: like girl the way I'm gonna tear that ass up late.
- 50:31Speaker 2: And then a very small detail. Did you catch that
- 50:33Speaker 2: he was texting her all night? Yeah?
- 50:36Speaker 1: We're gonna hear more about that. I think, yeah.
- 50:38Speaker 2: I think he was trying to get her to come
- 50:40Speaker 2: on over. Of course he was. So.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Then Jennifer meets Cole. Cole is from Danaday.
- 50:49Speaker 2: Cole.
- 50:50Speaker 1: This is Cole. He's better looking in person that he
- 50:52Speaker 1: is in this picture. Agreed, agreed, So he doesn't understand.
- 50:55Speaker 2: Cole cole A.
- 50:56Speaker 1: She's like, spell c old, your name is cold real, No,
- 51:00Speaker 1: it's cool, and he's also super cute, and she goes, Okay,
- 51:04Speaker 1: cole A is my type. He looks Latin. And you know,
- 51:08Speaker 1: I thought Rob was hot, but he's already kissing some girl,
- 51:11Speaker 1: so I've determined he is a fuck boy. All right?
- 51:13Speaker 1: That was That was good. That was one hour you
- 51:15Speaker 1: figured it out. That's good. I didn't like Cole's like
- 51:18Speaker 1: loose V neck sweater.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Look, yeah, I don't know what was going on with
- 51:21Speaker 2: that off it was.
- 51:22Speaker 1: It was like that commercial for the stretch out collars. Yeah,
- 51:25Speaker 1: but he was gorgeous.
- 51:27Speaker 2: Did he ring around the collar? No? He just remember that.
- 51:31Speaker 1: I do. Yes, I do. Cal's twenty A. He's from Dana.
- 51:35Speaker 2: Was it whisk? Was it whisk ringing around the collar?
- 51:39Speaker 1: No? Maybe it was. It's a product that they don't
- 51:44Speaker 1: make anymore.
- 51:44Speaker 2: It's either tied or with whisk. I think it was Whisk.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Somebody let us know. Yeah, Amy's gonna look it up.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Okay.
- 51:51Speaker 1: So Chantel's kind of drunk, and she's like, I was
- 51:54Speaker 1: surprised to see Colt and Tim and Usban goes and me,
- 51:59Speaker 1: you like, you don't know me, and she goes, no,
- 52:01Speaker 1: I've never met you. And he goes, of course, you
- 52:04Speaker 1: know me, and she goes no, and she goes, but
- 52:07Speaker 1: I mean you don't know me. He goes, of course,
- 52:09Speaker 1: he goes, I don't know you in person, but I
- 52:10Speaker 1: know you, and she goes, no, I don't I don't
- 52:13Speaker 1: know you. It's a very Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez. I
- 52:17Speaker 1: don't know her.
- 52:18Speaker 2: Okay, it was Whisk, by the way, Okay, pulled that
- 52:21Speaker 2: one completely out of my ass.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Very good, good job, Thank you, so Carlo again a
- 52:26Speaker 1: stranger in a strange land. Carlow is like this, what's
- 52:31Speaker 1: going on with these people?
- 52:32Speaker 2: Like how do they what?
- 52:34Speaker 1: How do they know each other?
- 52:34Speaker 2: He looks like Jimmy newtrom doesn't he he's cute.
- 52:37Speaker 1: He gets up and he leaves. He goes, I don't
- 52:39Speaker 1: be in the middle of this.
- 52:41Speaker 2: I was promised a free, big age. I don't know
- 52:43Speaker 2: what's happening.
- 52:43Speaker 1: So Cole slides over and goes, what's going on, guys,
- 52:46Speaker 1: what's the tension? And Chantel goes to Zamn. She goes,
- 52:50Speaker 1: you came up to me, like I was supposed to
- 52:51Speaker 1: know who you are? Like, why would I know who
- 52:53Speaker 1: you are? He goes, you're lying, You're lying? You do
- 52:55Speaker 1: know why I am. Of course she fucking knows who
- 52:57Speaker 1: he is. She has googled him. She has told Courtney
- 53:00Speaker 1: don't talk to him. Of course she knows exactly who
- 53:02Speaker 1: he is. And so in the talking head he goes,
- 53:05Speaker 1: she knows who I am. We have mutual friends, and
- 53:08Speaker 1: she talks about me. Why is she talking about me?
- 53:10Speaker 1: She needs to mind her business and she goes. She says,
- 53:15Speaker 1: it's all over the blogs. He's a scammer looking for
- 53:18Speaker 1: a green card, and I'm trying to protect my friend Courtney.
- 53:20Speaker 2: What blogs? What blogs are you reading? Chantell?
- 53:24Speaker 1: I don't know that this isn't something.
- 53:26Speaker 2: That that's a mother Karen. That's a Mama Karen.
- 53:29Speaker 1: If you watch any more Housewives shows, which I think
- 53:31Speaker 1: you've been cured of them after Salt Lake, but if
- 53:33Speaker 1: you watch any more, you will hear they always the blogs.
- 53:36Speaker 1: It's one of the blogs. Darling, Darling gets in the
- 53:38Speaker 1: bo saw it in the blogs. It's always the blood.
- 53:39Speaker 1: What are these blogs?
- 53:41Speaker 2: Blogs haven't been a thing in ten years?
- 53:43Speaker 1: Are you talking about vlogs?
- 53:44Speaker 2: Like v blogs? But are they talking about substacks or
- 53:48Speaker 2: medium like? What are they talking about Instagram TikTokers?
- 53:51Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, So Rob is telling Elise like,
- 53:55Speaker 1: I'll go drop you off, and so he takes her
- 53:57Speaker 1: to her room, which again is just like, don't look
- 54:00Speaker 1: at the smalls room. This is where they keep the staff.
- 54:03Speaker 1: They put her in there, and he goes later, you
- 54:06Speaker 1: just find me, you text me, okay, I'll text you
- 54:08Speaker 1: by and they kiss a knight.
- 54:11Speaker 2: So she wasn't raised say good night, no, no, no,
- 54:15Speaker 2: so talking head.
- 54:16Speaker 1: He goes day one, Yeah, feels good, I felt like
- 54:18Speaker 1: that was a successful night. You know, Alisea and I
- 54:21Speaker 1: talked about maybe going on a date, and that made
- 54:24Speaker 1: me feel desired and wanted. I haven't had that in.
- 54:26Speaker 2: A long time. And oh my god, you felt desired
- 54:29Speaker 2: and wanted last Friday by me? What are you talking?
- 54:32Speaker 1: I don't think Rob leaves the house. He feels desired
- 54:35Speaker 1: and want it. In the fucking grocery store, he's pumping gas.
- 54:38Speaker 1: Somebody's desiring him and wanting him. Nobody believes you, Rob,
- 54:43Speaker 1: Poor Rob, always the victim. Oh poor Rob. He's just
- 54:46Speaker 1: so ugly, nobody ever wants him.
- 54:48Speaker 2: It's hard being Rob, So he goes.
- 54:49Speaker 1: I didn't feel that for a long time, so I
- 54:51Speaker 1: should just leave it at that and not overthink it.
- 54:53Speaker 1: All right, Tiffany, Colt, Chantell, and Courtney meet up in
- 54:58Speaker 1: Tiffany's room and Tim arrive. We see Chantelle just like
- 55:02Speaker 1: roll her eyes. Okay, no, Jennifer, no Rob. Rob is
- 55:05Speaker 1: too busy saying good night. We don't know what Jane
- 55:07Speaker 1: to do, and she doesn't want to be in the
- 55:08Speaker 1: room with Tim. Tim goes, I don't know, man, Like
- 55:12Speaker 1: Jennifer's here, that's crazy. Like I spent tons of money
- 55:15Speaker 1: of her on her and like, I'm I'm sick of
- 55:18Speaker 1: talking about it. It's gonna get in my head. And
- 55:19Speaker 1: Tippany goes, let's talk about her anymore? On between the sheets.
- 55:24Speaker 1: He did say he was pissed at production. Yeah, he
- 55:29Speaker 1: said when he took his mask off. Was that. He goes,
- 55:30Speaker 1: I was pissed at production. I felt it was like
- 55:32Speaker 1: a dirty trick.
- 55:33Speaker 2: Yeah it was, and he said.
- 55:35Speaker 1: So Colet says, Oh, I talked to Is. It's May,
- 55:39Speaker 1: but it's m E I May, that little cute girl.
- 55:42Speaker 1: He goes, I talked to May a lot, and.
- 55:43Speaker 2: He goes, we both like to travel.
- 55:45Speaker 1: I found her so interesting downfall. She's a vegan, you know.
- 55:49Speaker 1: I really like to cook with it. I think it's
- 55:50Speaker 1: like a shared experience. It's cooking. And Tim's like, my man, I.
- 55:54Speaker 2: Is Usman here at this point? Yeah, okay, so let's
- 55:57Speaker 2: back up for one second.
- 55:59Speaker 1: Okay, So Usma and then somebody else come in late
- 56:02Speaker 1: Usman and Tim.
- 56:03Speaker 2: Okay, So everybody's sitting there and Courtney is sitting against
- 56:06Speaker 2: the wall, and Colt's on the bed. Colt and Tiffany
- 56:10Speaker 2: are on the bed, and who's the other person with them? Tiffany, Colt, Chantell, Chanta,
- 56:15Speaker 2: Courtney Chantell and Courtney are sitting against the wall. Okay, yeah,
- 56:19Speaker 2: Usman and Tim come in and Courtney looks at Usman
- 56:23Speaker 2: and she's going to come here, sit here, sit here,
- 56:25Speaker 2: and she moves over She's like, he completely walks past
- 56:29Speaker 2: her and sits on the bed and cold get no
- 56:32Speaker 2: moves over there.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, he doesn't want to. He doesn't want
- 56:38Speaker 1: to bang you again. So anyway, Colt says, the downfall
- 56:43Speaker 1: about May is she's a vegan, and then Tim goes, well,
- 56:46Speaker 1: I don't know, man, and she may not want to
- 56:47Speaker 1: like bang it out seven times a day like you
- 56:49Speaker 1: do the.
- 56:50Speaker 2: Want of sex seven times a day, Mary Paine.
- 56:53Speaker 1: He said, I have a healthy sex drive.
- 56:56Speaker 2: This is true. That's not a healthy sex drive. That's
- 56:58Speaker 2: a little too much.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Courtney goes seven rounds with who himself in his computer.
- 57:05Speaker 2: Accurate. Even that's a lot.
- 57:08Speaker 1: I said. Courtney is a star we know in every
- 57:09Speaker 1: season and Tim it is talking head looks like he's
- 57:13Speaker 1: going to be on Wolverine or whatever is a wolf
- 57:16Speaker 1: movie that I can Yeah, his hair is all going down,
- 57:20Speaker 1: his he looks crazy.
- 57:21Speaker 2: He's going into teen Wolf as we speak.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Total so dyed, you know, and he goes, I mean,
- 57:28Speaker 1: I don't know about seven times a day. I mean,
- 57:30Speaker 1: like if I sex, I mean, that's good exercise. You
- 57:33Speaker 1: think you'd be in better shape. Again, if it's just yourself,
- 57:37Speaker 1: your one arm is very strong. So Usban and Chantell
- 57:41Speaker 1: rehash their discussion and he goes, it's the problem. I'm
- 57:45Speaker 1: from Nigeria and people have this perception I'm a scammer,
- 57:47Speaker 1: and you're saying I'm a scammer because that's the perception
- 57:49Speaker 1: of me because I'm from Africa. And then he goes,
- 57:52Speaker 1: just you know, before we even came here, I told
- 57:55Speaker 1: Tim like, you're the most beautiful girl here, and she's
- 57:57Speaker 1: like a she rolls her eyes. The talking head Chantal goes, okay,
- 58:02Speaker 1: So he told him how beautiful I am. But at
- 58:05Speaker 1: the end of the party, he told Courtney she's his
- 58:07Speaker 1: number one. I need to protect my friend. I'm not
- 58:09Speaker 1: buying anything he's selling.
- 58:11Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what Usman's I mean, I
- 58:15Speaker 2: don't know why he thinks anyone will perceive him as
- 58:17Speaker 2: a scanner, a scammer. I mean, obviously he is real
- 58:20Speaker 2: attracted to baby girl Lisa and Kimberley is super hot.
- 58:24Speaker 1: You're like begging him for sex. Yeah. So, and the
- 58:28Speaker 1: talking head Colt goes, I don't know about Usman. The
- 58:30Speaker 1: perception is he likes older ladies. But you know the
- 58:33Speaker 1: saying all cats are gray in the dark.
- 58:35Speaker 2: I love that saying. I'm gonna steal it now, he.
- 58:38Speaker 1: Goes, but you know, Usman does have a track record,
- 58:43Speaker 1: and it's old white ladies who give him PlayStations ding ding.
- 58:46Speaker 2: Ding, and Kimberly deserved better than that.
- 58:49Speaker 1: I And by the way, every time they keep saying
- 58:51Speaker 1: about Usman and old ladies, you know, Robs like this
- 58:53Speaker 1: will say old like us. I know because Rob is
- 58:56Speaker 1: friends with Jamal and Kimberly.
- 58:58Speaker 2: Right, Kimberly is a you have a certain age like us. Yes,
- 59:01Speaker 2: we love her. Yes.
- 59:03Speaker 1: So then we get a closing clip of Colt naked
- 59:07Speaker 1: getting in bed with his phone. Yeah you did, Colt,
- 59:10Speaker 1: forget that there's cameras in their rooms.
- 59:12Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, Mary Paine, mark that on the list
- 59:14Speaker 2: of resorts I can never go to now.
- 59:16Speaker 1: Okay, done, so they can next day they can choose
- 59:21Speaker 1: to go to a class. They can choose flirting one
- 59:22Speaker 1: oh wine or speed dating. Jennifer says she's good at flirting.
- 59:26Speaker 1: She'll do speed dating.
- 59:27Speaker 2: Could you imagine moving through the world looking like Jennifer? No, Like,
- 59:32Speaker 2: is that how beautiful people move through the world. I mean,
- 59:36Speaker 2: I know she just must march through the world and
- 59:39Speaker 2: just be like, I'll just take seven of those please,
- 59:42Speaker 2: and just points out like things she wants.
- 59:44Speaker 1: I wonder how old her kid is now. Her kid's
- 59:46Speaker 1: got to be like twelve or thirteen.
- 59:47Speaker 2: Huh, yeah, because she has little seven years ago when
- 59:51Speaker 2: she were together and that kid was like four.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe the kid's at least twelve. So anyway, Jennifer
- 59:58Speaker 1: breakfast talks to Rob and Usmann and they're.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: Both like and Rob's knee is going to miles. Suis
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: like he is ready to jump off his skin yep.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: And Usman says, uh, you know, Tim said he gave
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: you so many gifts and money, et cetera. I was like,
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: wait to just like break bro code immediately. Why are
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: you throwing Tim under.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: The what are you on secret lives and Mormon wives?
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: Why are you telling everybody's secrets Jesus?
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: And so he goes, uh, he said he gave you
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: so many gifts and money and she goes, that's not true.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: He gave me some gifts, he never gave me money,
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: and he keeps calling me a gold digger.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: And he's got to stop that.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: It's been over six years. He's obviously not over it.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: And basically she says, no, she and Tim never banged.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: And then she says, I don't know.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: Maybe he's sexual freak.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: And she explains that one time he took her to
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: a male strip club and just wanted to watch some
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: other guy dance on her. And she goes, and I
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: know with his exes he loves to be swinger. Now,
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: I've heard some stories now the that came from a
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: ninety day source, not Veronica, that yeah, he's into three
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: ways in swinging and stuff. Okay, fine, and he said
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: it himself.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Rob really disappointed me in this scene because Rob's like,
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: I don't know, and I'm like thinking to myself in
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: my dark, cold recess of my brain, do I need
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: to kind of sexually open you up a little bit? Rob? No?
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that's right. Never forget that
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: Rob had Sophie make a mold of like his dick
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: for her.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: I hate Rob. I hate myself that I'm attracted him.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: But so Rob is like, I don't know if that's
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: for me, I wouldn't. That's just he goes, look, whatever,
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: do your thing. If you want to be a freak
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: and do your thing whatever. I don't care he does.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: But for me, I wouldn't want to see somebody else.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: But maybe it's like he likes to see his woman
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: getting pleasure. I don't know. And then Rob says, words
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: are the wise. If you're not stipping your wife, somebody
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: else will. Really what about your friend Gino? So so
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: let's just pull it how you treated Jasmine. Rob.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: We had a conversation about this at the ninety day
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: party about sex, Rob and I and we were talking
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: about the uh Sophie finding the messages or no, I
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: forget what we were talking about. It was about oh,
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: it was about the tell all with the blowjob and
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: the guy whatever. We were talking about that and I
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: said to him, you kind of And this was before
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: I was pulled under the spell completely, but I was like,
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: one thing I do appreciate about you is you seem
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: like sexually liberal and progressive, So why are you reacting
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: in such a way to these things? And He's like,
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't want like guys in person,
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: he acts exactly like he does on the show. I
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: don't know, I just didn't want her share my business.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: He got all the animated and I was like, okay,
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: never mind. So like, I guess I'm just disappointed because
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: I feel like I thought he was more progressive. Instead
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: he's kind of like, oh that's weird. You know what
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: I mean.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: It's like gotta hold a woman down, you know what
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, So as talkinghead Rob goes like, I
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: don't know how Tim got a girl like that, but
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: then he does and goes all the way to Columbia
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: and not to be all up in that girl, like
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of her.
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: I mean, welcome to the ninety day fandom, Rob. We
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: all wondered, and at the time we were all like,
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: what is going on here?
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: All right? Some guys and girls go to speed dating?
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: And the talking head Elisa is saying, Rob texted me
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: all night, and I'd love to see where it goes with.
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: Rob to check in on me, Mary, payin to see
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: if I was okay?
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: Are you are you?
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: Are you okay? Are you still okay, Yeah, are you okay?
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: What let me It's been twenty minutes.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: Are you still okay? You get is your okay? Do
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: I need to come over there and tend to it?
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: All cats are gray in the dark.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: So then we get the whole story about Alease telling
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: every person that she met at the party of the
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: night before. I've been to this resort before. It's the
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: first place I had anal. And Rob goes, what, what like?
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: I mean, she literally showed me her anal.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: But she didn't tell me that. What a strange flex. Again,
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: I'm sexually progressive. It's whatever to each his own, but like,
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: it's an odd way to introduce yourself.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: My husband happened to walk through the room at this moment.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Now it was it was paused because he came in
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: to say something. It was paused and it said it
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: was the guy's in the bus and the and the
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: word on the bottom said, yeah, she told us she
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: loves anal And so poor Dave. Okay, now I'm just
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: remembering the story from last night. So Dave comes up
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: and he's talking to me, and we could hear our son,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: John had just gotten in from being out with his buddies.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: And he'd gone up to his room to do something,
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: and I could hear him on the phone. I go,
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: can you your job up there? I wonder who he's
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: talking to, because I'd paused the TV so I could hear.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: I got care up in his room talking and Dave
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: stood there for a second. He goes, I don't know
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: something about you know that girl likes Anal?
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: I go, what what?
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: And he goes, he pointed to the TV. I thought
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: he was saying, that's what my son was staying in
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: his room. I go, not that you were saying that's
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: what John said to his friend. He goes, oh, wow,
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: talking about the TV. I go, all my don I go,
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: I go, I'm so, I just you.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: Were rattled, you rattled by it.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: I go, I've already seen the show, so I knew
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: that they were talking about Anal whatever. But Dave goes,
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: what the fuck is this show? I go, just go up, stious,
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: You're not gonna me has to work.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: Get out of here.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: We're not gonna solve it. This gang cup serious. So
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: and the talking to head, Tim goes, Elise has got
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: kind of that bro personality, which I kind of like.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: And also I like Anal so and the talking to head,
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: Rob goes, I don't know about this girl, Like, it
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: does seem a bit or to be talking about where
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: you had anal with a bunch of strangers, and uh no,
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have kissed that girl.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where Rob gets like slut schamy, a
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: little bit like the Madonna and the whore thing, like, Oh,
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: I can't have you talking about that out there. I mean,
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: it is weird. Objectively, it was a strange way to fire.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: Yourself, but it's strange to go around to be like
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: I've been here before. Oh my god, I first had
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: anal on that tub over there.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: Maybe she was drunk. I mean, I don't know. I
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: don't know both times anal and the introductions.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: So now we're doing speed Daddy with the twist, lower
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: your guards and build your connection while in a hot tub.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: The ladies will stay put and the men will rotate.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Why does this resort have so many hot tubs? I
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: don't know. We're taking turns into three hot tubs, and.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: I feel seen with Chantel here because I sit in
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: a hot tub very similarly. My boobs just pulled me
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: right up to the surface. I can't. There's nothing I
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: can do about it. Yeah, they just flow up there.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: So Rob talks to May, whose first question is do
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: you believe in polygamy? Yeah?
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: What did she mean polyamory?
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: He goes, uh no, He goes, I don't know. I
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: never thought about it. She goes, just trying to see
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: what you're into.
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: He's like, is she a sister wife's fan?
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Well, maybe May wants to do polyamory with Colt and
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: somebody else.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: So she's trying to make it polygamy.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: She doesn't know the word that she's using.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: Okay, polyandry maybe is what she wants. I don't know.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. But Rob's like, okay, is it
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: two minutes up? Yeah. So Chantelle, through her clinch jaws,
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: talks about being open minded with Chris, who we saw earlier,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: and then she gets weird talking about because Chris goes, well,
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: but your ex say, if you saw it, She goes,
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: my ex, he'd probably say where's my money?
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: Money?
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: Basically is what she said, and he goes, first of all,
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: what is that accent? Is your sory from another country?
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, he thinks that I stole his
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: money and that's probably what he would say. And she goes,
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: did you steal? No, it is a lung story, and
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: she goes, oh my god, I'm so awkward. Where's the
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: dating gut?
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: Just so we're all clear, guys, if you are ever
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: asked somebody idep, what would your ex say if they
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: saw you right now, the answer is always, man, they
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: wish they had me back. They're begging me back constantly.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: That's what the answer is. They would be so happy
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: for me, or they they are madly in love with
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: me and just you know, can't get over it.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: So the se had to run a talk some other
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: people that aren't having their turn at the hot tub
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: at least Goes at least goes, I mean, I am
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: wild and crazy, but like, secretly, I just act this
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: way because I'm insecure. Yeah, we know her to being hurt. Yeah,
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: we got that. All you lead with anal like we
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: get it, and they go have you ever been in love?
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: She goes, well, I've been proposed to five times and
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: engage two times. Record scratch, I didn't pull it up,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: but what no, And then Jennifer says, no, I'm not
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: interested in being friends with Tim at all, and him
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: goes okay, and Tim goes, she is openly sabotaging my
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: chances here by bad mouth of me, And I'm doing
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: my best not to blow a gasket.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: And he could be right. She might be, but you know,
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: I don't think you're in her sights anymore.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: Tim.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: I think Jennifer's she's now going to go towards Rob.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: I believe mm hmm. That's there's a trailer.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: So cold is standing outside his room. Looks like he
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: just jumped in this pool. But no, it's his sweat.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: He says.
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's terrible. Here. Look a sweaty g
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: I am it's so human. I was like, you need
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: to get one of those open mess shirts, like all
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: the guys are.
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: Wearing would be on this trip. Nobody come near me now.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: It's like, right now, we're watching a love Hotel on
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: Pop and Bravo, and it is there in Mexico. I'm
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: sure they filmed it in the middle of August because
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: they got the best rate. And everybody's hair is just
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: curled out four miles from their hair. It's just drenching.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: You know, there's are used to wearing like so much makeup,
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: you know, so Chantelle talks to the tatted up guy Edwin.
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: He's hot.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: He's hot. It's it's too many muscles and too many
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: tattoos for me, and he has doesn't seem to have
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: a lot of personality.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: I love all the tattoos.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: It's too much for you. Good but he is very
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: good looking. But he he's awkward, just like she is.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: Now.
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: On the talking head, Chantel's like, I don't know, it's
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: so hard to talk to evil.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: She goes.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: But you know, it's really interesting because right before I
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: came here, I have a good friend Ashley. She's one
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: of my best friends. And one night we were sitting
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: around and she told me that she was in love
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: with me actually, and I was like, well, that's weird.
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: And then one thing led to another and she kissed me,
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: and then like I really liked it, and it was
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: like I'd never kissed anybody before. And now I'm like,
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: I'm wondering, like, does that mean I'm a lesbian? Just
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: like that?
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: Okay, Chantale becoming a lesbian was not on my twenty
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: twenty five Bingo card.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: This has been Everybody's been talking about this since way
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: before the show started. She's always with this girl, Ashley.
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I knew nothing about this, but I don't
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: keep up on the Chantelle gossip. Yeah, but she's like,
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: good for you, girl.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: But here's the thing with Chantelle with love with Love
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: not the brightest bull angreed, And she says, does this
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: mean I'm lesbian? Just like that? Like I don't know, Like,
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: has she never heard of being bisexual? Has she never
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: heard of being just attracted to the person?
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: And we know that she's book smart because she's like
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: a nurse.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: She's a nurse.
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have to be smart to be a nurse.
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: I think it's just this common sense area, street smart
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: arena where I lacking.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Now between the sheets was really good.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: The information that I just wrote some slight notes on were.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Colt says that Courtney has lots and lots of old men,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: sugar daddies, lots, okay, and I don't know who. Maybe
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: he says it's to Tiffany, I can't remember. For they
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: were like, what where'd you hear that? He goes, I
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: just this is something everybody knows, like he says it
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: as a fact, okay, and good for her. Tim explains
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: why he was pissed a production. He also says the
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: thing about the hair, and Tiffany says, uh, Usman did
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: the same thing to me, acted like he didn't know me. Sir,
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: you slid into my DMS and he had a girlfriend.
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a problem.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Rob also says this is his favorite part of doing anything.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: He loves to just sit on a couch and talk
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: shit about everybody all day.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: Okay, so Rob is here for the gossip. We saw
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: a little bit of that and last resort, Like Sophie
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: literally told us Rob loves gossip. And when Jennifer was like,
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: I'm gonna spill the tea, I'm doing this for our
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: visual people. Okay, Rob literally goes like this. He's like,
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: he leans in and puts his like.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: I don't yep, I don't care. If it's about my friend,
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: give it to me.
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: Yeah, he leaned in. Mary Payin.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: He wants to know was it on the show or
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: was it on Between the Sheets where Tim talks about
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: how good looking Rob is?
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: I don't was that on the show? I don't know
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: a lot of people talked about how good looking Rob was.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: Well, Jim was just like, I just gotta say, like
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: he's one of the best looking people you've ever seen
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: in your life. People are gonna mean that it means
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: I'm gay. It doesn't. But he's got the body, he's
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: got the love. He's just like such a good looking guy.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: He is, he goes. I kept telling him the whole time,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: please put your shirt on. You're making me look terrible.
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: Yeah, he is. I'm here to tell you it would
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: be rough.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: It's a guy to show up and that's your competition.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be like putting me there with Jennifer.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta stuck, all right, everybody, let's see. So
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: this is going to be on the three fee, but
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: after this it will be five dollars level. Patreon, Supercast,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: Apple subscriptions links from the show notes. You can subscribe
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: wherever you want.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: Can I say one thing? Oh yes, please, yeah, go ahead.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: I just want to talk for one minute about the
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: seasoned trailer that we saw at the Yeah.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: I don't write notes trailer.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: I just one thing stuck out to me that I
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: want to see if you noticed. Okay, it looks like
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: Rob is fighting with everyone, and at one point he
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: is really fighting with porn stash. I think it is okay,
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: and that's what makes me think it's over. Tiffany. Now
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: I'm now I'm second guessing myself because I actually think
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: I'm wrong, and I think it was cole A. Was
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: Klea the one talking who who went up to Jennifer
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: and was talking to her? When okay, it was Chris.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: It was Chris. Chris is the one because I was like, oh,
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: he's the one who's talking to Jennifer. But then Rob
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: is fighting, so we see Rob fighting with many different people.
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: That's Chris. So Rob is going to very quickly as
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: as predicted. Rob is very quickly going to show his ass.
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: These are people that we don't see. We've got this girl,
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: go back to Edwin.
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: Yeah, he's good looking, he.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: Is I just not not much personality. Okay, but then
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: we've got her his name for somehow I got cut
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: it off. I'm apologize girl.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: Her name is photo by tilS.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: She's very pretty, she's very like tall and Kurby Cassidy
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: with the.
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: K mm hmm. Joe. Oh we didn't see Joe yet.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: It looks a little a murderous Joe a little bit
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: uh Nikki. We saw her in the hot tub, but
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: nobody tried to straighten her hair or help her out
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: for this picture. She was like, I'm intu loom, I gotta,
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: I gotta, and then we've got We didn't never saw Chad.
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: Never saw cha Chad. Okay, never saw Jay. Nope, do
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: these people exist?
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: Never never saw.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: Maybe Mary Payne. They're gonna bring a bunch.
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: Of new people in Maybe.
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: Never saw the kind of like you know how they
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: do in Temptation Island to like shake up the dynamic.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Never saw Sierra. We did see Tessa. We saw her
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: on the bus talking. She's very pretty. And then this
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: is my other slides, White Girl Wasted and then the
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Bad Boys.
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: You can leave that one up.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: Relax, Okay, okay, everybody, you know where to listen to
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: the rest of this podcast and on the free fee
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: we're doing uh Starting next week, I'll be doing The
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: Virgins with Keisha.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: Is it good? Did you get a screener?
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a screener, so I haven't watched it.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: So I'll be doing the Vergins with Kisha and then
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: Regular ninety Day with Kimberly on Thursdays is Pop and Bravo.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: This next week, I have Pat and Ruby from Bad TV.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: Dylan's wife just had a baby, so he's off. Congratulations,
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: he's not listening, and lots of other fun Pop and
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Bravo people I have booked out in advance. I've got
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Reality Rocks booked that we met at the ninety day party.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: I love her, She's so funny. And I've also put
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: on a request for an interview with Tiffany for this show, okay,
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: and thinking i might put a request of an interview
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: with Courtney. There you go. Should try to interview Rob.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: Do you want an interview Rob?
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: And I'll hop on, you'll hop on. That's right, so
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: you hop on, hop on everybody. Amy has a podcast.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: It's called Little Miss Recap. You can find it on
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Instagram or wherever you listen to your podcast.
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: And it's great.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: She's covering Sister Wives.
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: Sister Wise, and our big show right now is Secret
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: Lives and Mormon Wives. We're ripping through season two. It's
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: so good.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: Season two is better this season one.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: Agree? No, I disagree? Oh really disagree. Season two we're
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: getting real into the bickering of housewives that I don't love. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: but I'm fascinated by the whole Jen and Zach Affleck storyline.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: Yes, I call him Zach.
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: I call him what do I call him? Zaffleck Zaffleck,
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: But I call him something else. I was calling him
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: something that I thought was fun, but now I can't remember.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: Well, the thing about secret lives in Morbon Wives is
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: on Sold on SLC, a show I covered on Patreon Supercasts,
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Apple subscribtions. Pink se Prime with Ingery sold on SLC.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: Leanne was on there. She's in a new face now.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: Liann was on there because she works at the agency.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: And guess who else works at that agency as a realtor?
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: Who Taylor's guy, Dakota Dakota.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: Coda works at the same agency as Sold on SLC
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: that Leanne also works with. They work together, they work
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: to get there.
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: Have you gotten to the scene. Have you gotten to
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: the episode where Taylor's dad says the horrible thing outside?
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Oh yeah, fuck that guy. Yeah, I agree,
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: Fuck that guy.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: That was horrible, horrible.
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: That's our big one that we're covering right now. We're
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: real into it and we just finished up poly Family.
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: They just pulled that one done, Yeah.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: As they do when they when things are terrible that
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: are discovered.
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: Yeah, what's coming? Well, I'll save that. I'll save that
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: for off the air.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: Yeah, and I sent you the list of what I
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: found out about what's coming to TLC. I have always
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: follow up questions, always changing. I am going to be
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: covering match Me abroad in case people were asking about that.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: I'm going to be covering that with Keisha. I covered
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: it last time with Keisha. That'll be on the ten
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: dollars level of Pink Shade Prime. All right, everybody, enjoy
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: your weekend unless you have something else to say.
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: I don't. I was just gonna say you're gonna be
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: on my show for Real Housewives, but that's not yet.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: I was gonna say it, and I'm like, oh wait,
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: it's a it's coming up next month.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, coming up in June. I'm gonna be on
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: Amy Show talking about episode you're gonna do the finale,
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: the finale of the finale, nowe your finale of the reunion,
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: of the reunion. Okay, I love it, I love it. Okay,
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: Bye guys, Bye guys. This is the time when the
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: dance anybody reckon up that reference Harry not Live. Goodbye,