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Christmas Carol Singers · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: Ho ho ho, knock, knock knock, it's Christmas time. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: we're singing and talking to Christmas carolers.
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  Speaker 2: Since the eighteen hundreds, Christmas carolers have been flapping their
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  Speaker 2: gums about figgy pudding and.
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  Speaker 3: Singing it around and the condition the tradition is still
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  Speaker 3: alive and well.
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  Speaker 4: Today we sat down with four wonderful women, all part
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  Speaker 4: of the same caroling group, who's told us exactly how.
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  Speaker 5: Va get in the holiday spirit? And uh, what is
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  Speaker 5: in figi pudding too?
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  Speaker 6: So flap your gums, get out your figgy pudding and
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  Speaker 6: let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: Can we come in?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Can we come in?
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  Speaker 3: Time to get in position?
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  Speaker 7: Mind?
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  Speaker 6: If we come in?
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  Speaker 1: Can we come in?
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  Speaker 3: Can we come in carefully? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: A little bit of a song from one, two, three
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  Speaker 1: and dashing through the show.
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  Speaker 8: And tell me making spirits by what fun it is
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  Speaker 8: to ride?
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  Speaker 9: And saying oh, jingle bells, jingle bells.
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  Speaker 10: Jingle jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh
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  Speaker 10: what fun is.
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  Speaker 3: Off?
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  Speaker 6: To Jason Rulo, Christmas Chris, Verry Chris.
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  Speaker 5: That was so lovely. Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Think that was our first thank you, thank.
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  Speaker 5: You, thank you. Wait, we don't have to oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Every time we sing a song, it's always sing a
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  Speaker 5: song and leave. I forgot you don't have to leave.
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  Speaker 1: I just got up too.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So that was one of our hit songs, jingle Bells
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  Speaker 1: Our Beautiful Arrangements High, written by.
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  Speaker 5: Arthur Fiedler in nineteen thirty one. We're so happy to Fiedler.
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  Speaker 2: My heart Will Fiedler her, my heart is sitting with
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  Speaker 2: Arthur Fiedler.
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  Speaker 1: If I could ride that, man, I would.
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  Speaker 11: If I could watch you a song, make you.
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  Speaker 10: Already?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, hold a minute of it? Already getting into our
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  Speaker 12: mic posinger carols. We're not there yet, you're GOULA didn't me. No,
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  Speaker 12: we haven't unveiled cool yet.
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  Speaker 5: We're not.
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  Speaker 3: It's already, I haven't ready.
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  Speaker 5: They said. I know.
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  Speaker 1: They said they were very worried about bringing us carollers
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  Speaker 1: on because of the demonetization aspect of this. But I
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  Speaker 1: think it's Christmas time. Let's you know what, it's Christmas time.
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  Speaker 6: Put the fire on while you're listening to this episode,
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  Speaker 6: Get out some Coco and get ready to be demonetized
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  Speaker 6: because we're about to sing some Taylor Swiss three four
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  Speaker 6: five six.
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  Speaker 5: It's a love story.
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  Speaker 3: May take me.
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  Speaker 10: Alone waiting, It's a love story.
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  Speaker 1: Baby.
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  Speaker 5: Just say thank you, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Listen. It's no it's no secret. We are one of
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  Speaker 6: the most popular Christmas caroler groups because we do some parodies,
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  Speaker 6: do some other things, but we also do the originals.
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  Speaker 6: You can put us for kind of anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we travel all around the Greater Valley area knocking
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  Speaker 1: on doors.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go below the one on one.
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  Speaker 5: Do not know not below that highway that goes north
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  Speaker 5: to south.
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  Speaker 1: Well during the valley, it runs east to west.
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  Speaker 11: A bad cater go under a freeway, you'll find bad carollers.
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  Speaker 6: Go above it.
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  Speaker 5: Good one above a freeway. A song to make you.
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  Speaker 2: Have You.
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  Speaker 10: Like this, But you probably think you're cooling.
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  Speaker 13: You day that you and your steps make much noise Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Ellen, you've got a certain pizzazz.
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  Speaker 5: To your swing.
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  Speaker 7: I've watched my fish Mike pos Ladies, I hate to
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  Speaker 7: be a roof following Randa, But how about before we
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  Speaker 7: sing Mike Posner a third time in five minutes, how
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  Speaker 7: about we introduced ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: I would already have it, I would say, right now,
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  Speaker 2: my name is Ellen. I am from Seemi Valley, then moved.
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  Speaker 5: To the valley.
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  Speaker 3: Then nice is where I live.
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  Speaker 10: Good.
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  Speaker 6: It's important, Ellen, It's important.
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  Speaker 3: It's important.
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  Speaker 5: It's important. It's important. It is important. Thank you, Thank
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  Speaker 5: you for telling me Ellen important.
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  Speaker 14: Ellen.
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  Speaker 5: Ellen.
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  Speaker 3: People don't let me say the whole thing. And I think, gosh,
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  Speaker 3: darn it, it's important, and one's from and where they
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  Speaker 3: are now. And I met you wonderful, beautiful women on
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  Speaker 3: a Facebook group all those.
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  Speaker 1: Years ago, Caroling for the Valley. It was a group
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  Speaker 1: that who started it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was formerly pay Nothing South Pasadena, Yes, and
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  Speaker 4: then took it over you sir.
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  Speaker 3: Any Facebook group's vibe if you're strong.
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  Speaker 5: Enough and is that important? We pushed for it and
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  Speaker 5: became a caroling group.
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  Speaker 1: We could not figure out how to start a new
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  Speaker 1: Facebook group, and that's why we ended up doing Caroling
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  Speaker 1: for the Valley.
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  Speaker 5: Zorkenberg is hard at that. I always emails Orkenberg.
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  Speaker 6: Fix that fixergn Mike Zorkenberg fixed the Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: Bad for Mike Zorkenberg. He's so busy. He's got Instagram
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  Speaker 3: and threads.
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  Speaker 6: I love He's so busy, so busy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, somebody else introduced, I guess I will Peach.
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  Speaker 5: It comes Peach with the lead. Peach always takes the lead.
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  Speaker 3: You're part of cooler than me, won't you?
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  Speaker 1: Christmas? If I could write you a song to make
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  Speaker 1: you fall in love, I kind of hit different harmonies
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  Speaker 1: that aren't necessary.
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  Speaker 11: A mezzo soprano peaches Peach.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, my name is Peach Barone. I am a keraler
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  Speaker 1: and I've been a carealer for years and years and years.
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  Speaker 1: I got into it because I was I used to
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  Speaker 1: sing in the Catholic Church Saint Beds, and I used
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  Speaker 1: to sing there, and I and a big shout out
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  Speaker 1: to Saint Beds. Lacanata A beautiful beads in.
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  Speaker 6: The comments, Silo.
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  Speaker 5: Sat Beads speak up in the comments.
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  Speaker 1: I love you Saint Beds and Father Antonio. Have a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful time in San Diego. Uh. And I loved singing
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  Speaker 1: in the choir and I thought it's beautiful. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to just speak doing the Catholic hymns for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the.
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  Speaker 3: Catholicans are more hunting.
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  Speaker 1: I would say that the Presbyterian Catholic Christmas is quite hunting.
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  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful hunting, but They really capture the idea
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  Speaker 1: of cold in their songs.
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  Speaker 5: You know, yes, it's so oppressive, And I'll say it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll say it. I don't love everything about the Catholic Church.
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  Speaker 4: I'll say you guys know me, I am retired and
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  Speaker 4: I don't give a rat's flip.
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  Speaker 5: Anything you have.
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  Speaker 3: That tongue is going to get you in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: One day, you're going to say, put the wrong status
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook.
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  Speaker 6: My favorite thing about you, Beth, is when your hair
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  Speaker 6: is wet and you hide it in your bonnet. I
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  Speaker 6: call her bath and.
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  Speaker 5: You could tell it's one of my naughty secrets. But
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  Speaker 5: it makes my bonnet wet. Oh bath your bonnets. I
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  Speaker 5: know your bonnet.
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  Speaker 3: I see some dampness on your bonnet. I know a
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  Speaker 3: secret morning shower.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know it's a bath? It's a morning bath.
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  Speaker 5: You probably think you're cool. Then we love that song.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Post has had a grip on this group, and.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we've ever talked about it before. What's interesting.
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  Speaker 5: It's interesting is we literally all know all the worst
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  Speaker 5: of that song and.
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  Speaker 3: Have never spoken to each other even once.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Bath, okay, Beth. Sometimes they call me
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  Speaker 4: Bath and so I said that just now. Beth Micolser
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  Speaker 4: Upward Square and I live in Santa Marino. I advertise, yes,
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  Speaker 4: we love San Marino. It's so fun over there.
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  Speaker 1: I love San Marino. The idea of it gets me
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  Speaker 1: so excited.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's exciting as an idea.
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  Speaker 6: Cities as an idea, it's an even better concept.
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  Speaker 3: You think about.
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  Speaker 11: Cities when they were an idea, how exciting it was.
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  Speaker 5: Since I've been retired and my kids are all gone,
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  Speaker 5: I'm an empty esther.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us what you're retired from. It's important, it's important.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I was the head sanitation overseer at the at the
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  Speaker 4: San Marino Library, Water Reno Library. I was the supervisor
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  Speaker 4: of the toilets at the San Marino Library.
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  Speaker 5: I used to be. I.
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  Speaker 4: They gave me this job. I came in once and
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  Speaker 4: I said that toilet is disgusting. Hire me to keep
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  Speaker 4: it clean at all costs.
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  Speaker 3: And Beth's being humble. Everyone in southern California knows. If
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  Speaker 3: you have to go to the bathroom, you go to
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  Speaker 3: the San Marino Library. Yes, because that's where you're going
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  Speaker 3: to find a toilet that.
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  Speaker 1: Is up to part anymore though you're retired.
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  Speaker 4: No, and I went back in and I said, whoever
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  Speaker 4: took this over is not doing a good job. I
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  Speaker 4: don't even see them here right now. And I used
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  Speaker 4: to sit there read it by books. There's so many
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  Speaker 4: books to read it the library. I never ran out.
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  Speaker 5: But as i've been retired, I've been singing.
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  Speaker 4: I decided at seventy five I loved to sing, and
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  Speaker 4: I did the marriage and figure out with a community
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  Speaker 4: opera project in front of the Autry Museum last year.
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  Speaker 1: I love the in front of the museum. It's a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful front.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so wonderful.
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  Speaker 4: And I found these girls on the group and we've
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  Speaker 4: been going around and making carols and finding wonderful things.
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  Speaker 1: About bringing joy, about bringing joy to the world.
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  Speaker 3: And load off too.
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  Speaker 11: God, I love it. You have to talk about your
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  Speaker 11: nas my and every song.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm a horse girl, always have been. Daddy loved
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  Speaker 4: horses and so.
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  Speaker 5: I did too.
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  Speaker 3: And she spends her time in Burbank.
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  Speaker 6: If you know what I mean, A couple of horses,
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  Speaker 6: rancho question.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple of horses there.
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  Speaker 4: There's a couple of horses there. And I like to
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  Speaker 4: run horses, and sometimes I like to bring you know,
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  Speaker 4: I've been telling you. We can bring a horse to
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  Speaker 4: any one of our carolings, and I would like to
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  Speaker 4: carry on a horse.
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  Speaker 11: I would love to go side saddle in marmonies.
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  Speaker 5: I would love to side saddle in harmony.
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  Speaker 1: We'll introduce yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Hi everyone, I'm a mall Saint James. They call me
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  Speaker 6: mall because they found me as a baby singing in
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  Speaker 6: a mall.
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  Speaker 5: I really can't wait to hear who they.
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  Speaker 11: They found me in a mall.
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  Speaker 10: There the church church.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, you grew up in the church, of course,
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  Speaker 3: singing baby. I remember you were on the front pages
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  Speaker 3: of the news. You were telling me and I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if I to this day was singing or just
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  Speaker 3: going Oh.
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  Speaker 4: It's so unlike a church to name something a mall.
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  Speaker 4: And churches are so obsessed with things. Mary say, who
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  Speaker 4: thinks of the Catholic.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they just kept saying mall, the mall kid, the
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  Speaker 6: mall baby, the mall baby. And I like that they
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  Speaker 6: use uh like the part of all.
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  Speaker 5: It just goes to show it takes one person to
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  Speaker 5: name of baby changed their whole life.
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  Speaker 11: And that's the story of Christmas.
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  Speaker 9: That's the story of Christy, and that's the story of Christmas,
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  Speaker 9: and that's the story of Chris, and that's the story
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  Speaker 9: of Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: Christ Musty.
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  Speaker 3: And Rudolph too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I love our originals. We've already let the
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  Speaker 2: cat out of the bag, I see. But we do
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  Speaker 2: the standards.
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  Speaker 3: We do Mike Posner, and we also have a new bucket.
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  Speaker 3: We're very excited about our original Christmas song.
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  Speaker 1: My nephew Ethan has started helping us compose on what
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  Speaker 1: he calls audacity and logic pro He is a wiz
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  Speaker 1: logic professional, logic age professor.
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  Speaker 6: Logic professor.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he brought his friend able To on.
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  Speaker 6: A wrong time.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we had to name Ableton Ableton, and he's been
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  Speaker 1: helping us compose new music. He's trying to push us
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  Speaker 1: in a direction. I don't know if any of us
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  Speaker 1: are willing to go, but we'd love to hear him
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  Speaker 1: about this whole dubstep version.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, it does us frighten me. It sounds like music
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  Speaker 4: from the cars that drive too fast in my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: We've been trying to do the composition of it. It's
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  Speaker 1: just you know, we can give you one if you want.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, well we should play because you know, if
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  Speaker 3: you worked so hard on the Carol of the bells one.
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  Speaker 11: The dubstep Carrol of the bell Step Carol.
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  Speaker 5: We could easily put on step Carol.
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  Speaker 1: You to put it on really quick.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it's like putting a bonnet.
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  Speaker 1: On a baby and five six seven eight.
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  Speaker 5: Robot robot robot put in drive, madam.
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  Speaker 1: So we're not obsessed with that.
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  Speaker 11: But but but we book every mall with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we send park a little viral, just a little.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, we play that at the ice rink at the
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  Speaker 4: mall and a bunch of little children got caught on net.
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  Speaker 5: So the viral part was the kids getting caught in
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  Speaker 5: the background.
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  Speaker 3: That's our sound beyond.
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  Speaker 5: But I like to think the sounds scared them to
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  Speaker 5: run into that net. You always do. You always twenty
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  Speaker 5: kids into a spare hockey net.
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  Speaker 6: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure the lovely listeners, whoever you are, are probably
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  Speaker 1: wondering a little bit about us, you know how You know.
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  Speaker 1: Half of it is the songs, but the other half
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  Speaker 1: is having the courage to knock on a door. Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you say that?
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  Speaker 3: No one does.
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  Speaker 5: I would say that. I would say that, Beth Bath,
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  Speaker 5: you are bad. I get so scared to knock on doors?
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  Speaker 6: Can I say? I want to say that, like half
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  Speaker 6: of our performing is not even live anymore, because we
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  Speaker 6: have we're performing for the ring camera.
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  Speaker 11: If they don't open the door, we find the ring, We.
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  Speaker 1: Find the ring. We we've choreographed how we stand in
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  Speaker 1: front of.
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  Speaker 6: A ring, And it's basically a little bit like your
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  Speaker 6: your nephew said a fish eye lens.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like it. I feel like I look like
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  Speaker 5: a possum.
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  Speaker 10: No, I don't like Beth.
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  Speaker 1: You scary, so graceful.
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  Speaker 5: No I look scary. I look like a creature.
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  Speaker 1: Well I wish I had my sunglasses on so they
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  Speaker 1: couldn't say all my wrinkles.
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  Speaker 2: Please know you're the ones talking to a ham right now,
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  Speaker 2: like that thing looks like a Christmas ham.
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  Speaker 5: You know what we're tenior citizens is what I like
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  Speaker 5: to call it, teenie senior.
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  Speaker 3: We're like teenagers, like a bunch of teenagers, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: occasionally we are not immune to the temptation to do
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  Speaker 3: a little ding dong ding.
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  Speaker 11: Sometimes we just don't get a good vibe, so we
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  Speaker 11: walk away.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes we sing a song, and sometimes we get
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  Speaker 3: a little fun out of running away.
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  Speaker 5: We can be so bad. We can be so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes, you know, they answer the door and you just go.
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  Speaker 1: This person's aggressive, this person doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: What's kind of why we do so?
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  Speaker 1: Ding dong Ditching is more of a survival mechanism for
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  Speaker 1: old ladies.
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  Speaker 6: Especially when you see an old man or a man,
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  Speaker 6: an older gentleman, and and the dog is really scary.
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  Speaker 6: If they're holding the dog, it's time for us.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for us to go to skate away on
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  Speaker 1: our lovely sleigh.
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  Speaker 11: But I do think we have a sleigh, my accord.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, we spray the fake snow on the windows.
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  Speaker 3: It really looks like.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost impossible to see out of you. We are
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  Speaker 1: driving on that one on one very dangerously.
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  Speaker 3: Why I know, I know, it really does though if
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  Speaker 3: you see it, you don't know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's just nice, I would say, you know, being
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  Speaker 4: out in the world. That's what caroling is all about.
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  Speaker 4: We were in residency at a restaurant in that water village.
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  Speaker 5: For a while.
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  Speaker 1: That's not that name.
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  Speaker 5: It's very Italian, big enough to fit us even at all.
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  Speaker 6: Let's just say we took up a lot of space
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  Speaker 6: at spin and.
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  Speaker 1: There's no space already there's barely enough space to walk
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  Speaker 1: into that restaurant. It belongs inn is what I always.
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  Speaker 6: Never forget your first residency. You really don't, right, Oh no,
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  Speaker 6: And my god, we're just singing for a bunch of couples,
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: ignoring themselves while they drink chilled reds. And I thought
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: it was just stuff.
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  Speaker 3: We're competing with noodles, right, We're with.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Really really good noodles, delicious Italian food. Not the right
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  Speaker 1: ambiance for a bunch of carrot.
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  Speaker 3: It's tough and sometimes, you know, the clinking of the
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  Speaker 3: fork sets off my internal metronome and then I go
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: at double speed.
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: And it's hard, and that's why we said no more restaurants.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: And for us. Hard for us, Yes, you know, it's
• 19:39
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  Speaker 3: Ellen?
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  Speaker 6: The song book for that one.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: I wish She's on the hole, She's on the holes.
• 19:54
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• 19:56
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• 19:58
  Speaker 5: here for Pimp from Hustle and Flow.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: The Oscar winning original movie movie.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: From me.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: No, Ellen, we sent that to you. We sent it
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: to you.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: You just it's not in my email. I literally I
• 20:12
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• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Did you open the Delta app again? Are you an
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: email or you on the Delta?
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Are you on email? Or are you on the Delta app?
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm seeing a calculator that is not email.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: What should I tell it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: It's an iTunes?
• 20:28
  Speaker 11: Should I tell it it's the iTunes store?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Let's get music for me three months free except free trial?
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: Should I email?
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Right, You've got to sign Ellen. You have got to
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: sign up for that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Ellen, stop everything, sign up for everything and get the
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  Speaker 4: Apple Music deal right now. If you can get a
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: credit card, do it, Ellen, I want to do it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: One of us should be on some sort of music app.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: We are a carey.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: I want to do it too.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Music I did just well, I bought it for real.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Well, you're gonna have a ba Can you have a blast?
• 21:07
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• 21:12
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• 21:17
  Speaker 4: It's just well, Thank goodness, I can't be in charge
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: of the music anymore. My darn cat got into my
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: CDs and scratched up my Carol King album.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: God Like Grouch is what I call your town. Oscar
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: the music, grout the music. It's funny because her cat's
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: name is Oscar, and I call it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: You are bad.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Peach are sometimes is a little bad.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Singers.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I have no to bust out one or two singers.
• 21:53
  Speaker 14: I am.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Driving with eleanor is like driving with an elephant in
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the front steering wheel, going after everywhere. Driving with a
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: mall Iss like driving with an orangutang in the front
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: steering wheel.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Left and right. Remember when I said Oscar the grouse
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: with another.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: So I do fun stuff called stand up comedy at Flappers. Oh,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: it's so fun stuff. I opened for jay Leno at
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Flappers and.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I Peach is doing well.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Peach is doing very well.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: You have to see eleven thirty Every Tuesday, am Peach
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: opens for Jay Leno.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Eleven five six. It's a beautiful night.
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  Speaker 10: Something to do.
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  Speaker 1: Christmas, Christmas Baby, I.
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  Speaker 10: Think I want to Christmas you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: And then do the melody to this. I love that
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  Speaker 6: when we do what what what?
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  Speaker 2: What? What?
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• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I got twenty dollars in.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Christmas? What's up?
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Roll up the Christmas and the shop you Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Yes,
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: I want your daddy shoes, just I want your mommy shoes. Yes,
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: I want to buy some Christmas shoes for my mommy.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Please the other kids with the pumped up expand the
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: run run.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Better run run the present sister than my present. So
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: we've get some liberties with some songs. We don't know
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: what these songs are originally about.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: This to my niece who's a lawyer. She's a very
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: busy lawyer.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: What's her name again?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Her name is Amelia and she works for Berkshire Hathaway.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: She's very busy.
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: She took the.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Liberty of looking at our parody songs and she says
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: they're fair use.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, they're fair use. And we have been told that
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: if we just kind of say them out and about,
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: no one can really come for us.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: If we're moving, you can't get us, no, because we
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: go up and down at Water and we go up
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: and the we're walking up from Wine and Eggs all
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: the way down to Spina. My favorite part too, is
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: that we're doing these Christmas carrols, but we're like, sure,
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: we add some Christmas terms to pop to pop culture songs,
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: but then we add some like young pop stuff to
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: Christmas carrots culture.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: So I love oh Christmas Christmas, oh Riley christ.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Christmas part?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, well yes, when we when we update Christmas parts,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: when we updated jingle bells to make it a little
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: bit more pop, a little bit more.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Monsters or even have yourself Oh merry little wrizzlers.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Cost from now.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: Double booms will be boom seven.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna have to post in the comments of
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: six seven is still relevant by the time this video
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  Speaker 4: comes out.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Oh my.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Key was out and about all of our nieces and
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: nephews running around saying six seven they.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Love six seven.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: I love when people refer to that as a joke.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, I love it and I get it.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And another one five six seven. I'm sorry, miss Jackson,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it's Christmas time. That's meant to make your presence fine, apologize.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: A million times.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: I've never meant to make your Chris.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: And this story, the idea is there's a woman talking
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: to her neighbor, missus Jackson, who accidentally got her Christmas
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: presents to fly.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: The Lord.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: We love doing this one. Uh oh man, how does
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  Speaker 3: it start? Oh no, Secretsanta, Wait no, that's secrets At.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: The chimney yesciting. We sexualized the baby one, sing it together.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: It's a filthy song.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: You're telling me, you're telling me that Harlote is gonna
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: be in charge of a platinum mine.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: There's like that's at stake goodness.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: That's that secret center. That's what I was trying to do.
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: Like that's espress Tonight La.
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  Speaker 5: Boom boom night, all.
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  Speaker 5: Round jump.
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  Speaker 14: Boom boom, Holy.
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  Speaker 10: Fincial boom.
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  Speaker 3: Line, sleep live boom.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: To change, Sleep in the boo boogey change.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Sleep in the boy Change. I mean, our songbook is
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: the best thing about us. It's hard to talk about
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: anything else, right, we should.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Talk about coming up.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: We're playing.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: We're playing jingle Ball, said a big gig. Meant we're
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: hoping at five p m. For jingle Ball. Yes, we're
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: coming on after Vince Benson, Boone Benson.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: That's a good boy. He's a good boy.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Of his song, no one of his his real song.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: I wrote Moonbean ice I scream does sound like a Carol.
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: Ice cream.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: Blue jeets. But that's a performer. When I see performers
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: do anything but bounce while they're singing, I'm amazed because
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: we just bounced, right, he's we just if you talk
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: to any Caroller and it's just this Caroler bounce.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: A couple of moves, Carola bounce and Caroline eye contact
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Oh oh yes right.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: And that's corel and eye contact with the whole head.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, but it's it's if it's just the eyes, you're
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: doing it wrong. But this is not screen acting.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: No, no, but I always say that this is not
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: screen I see moonflip, and I see so many people
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: like you know, Christina Aguilera.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: I love, and I'm like, all I can do is yes, yes.
• 29:29
  Speaker 11: I can only look and bounce.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: I love to look at with you women. It's wonderful.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Christmas time is just the specialist time for us because
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: it's the only time we really work too.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: What do you guys do when it's not Chris.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I've tried, you know, I tried a summer group. Oh,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Summer Carols, Summer Carrol's. It just didn't hit. It was
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: too hot and no so much sand.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of Lead Zeppelin.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: And California girls, boys.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Long doing Bohemian Rhapsody. And we have Summer Lovin from
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Greece that was a big hit.
• 30:04
  Speaker 11: Auditioned for one news.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: My sides they gave me.
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  Speaker 5: Du dude, du dude, heop heop. I just kept doing
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah it was I.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I did it for one year and now you know,
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: standing next to roller coaster singing take it Easy for
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: six hours.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: That was a nightmare. And you're always for some reason,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: you always need a party. It's like they follow you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: And knocking on a door in summer.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You'll get killed.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: You'll get killed everyone. It'll kill you for caroling in
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: the summer.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Killed.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: I like caroling in the spring. It's nice because it
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: feels like it's graduation songs.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's Easter. It's about Chrisis, died, Crisis, Risen Christ
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: will come again five six seven, Nick Christ.
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  Speaker 14: Christ, I could.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: This is a mashup and the next collaboration. We love
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: to call this and we're working on collaboration.
• 31:11
  Speaker 11: We heard mashups were a thing five years ago, so
• 31:13
  Speaker 11: we're trying.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: To do them now.
• 31:15
  Speaker 15: Really loved boy, Girl, girl Talk, Girl Talk, Supermash Brothers,
• 31:21
  Speaker 15: Supermash Brothers, Booty La Gens And sometimes we'll just do
• 31:25
  Speaker 15: songs because we like them, like Cold Plays, Paradise.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love Christmas, Christmas Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Every time I close my eyes.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Oh I also, I mean ladies like us. You know
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: we love Coldplay. I love it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 11: It's like ice on my back.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I used to.
• 31:52
  Speaker 16: Hang the tree, put the ornaments on the tree, would
• 32:01
  Speaker 16: watch on the tree.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Then it's time to put presents under the tree.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: The present.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Under the tree. I hear carols.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: All ties season, the regal Christmas Christmas lyt.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: Never decided the lyrics for that one that was already
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Christmas song.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Course first, yeah, we started from the beginning. And sometimes
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you know, because we have these writing sessions. We have
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: these all night writing sessions, because November thirtieth, all night is.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: For us six pm to eight exactly, witches and all
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: night six we are if we're getting crazy.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: I wake up with bags under my eye, going I
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: went to bed at ten.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: I can't chocolate.
• 33:04
  Speaker 11: If I have a piece of chocolate after lunch a
• 33:05
  Speaker 11: little too, then I could.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Be like, I could do it all if I have
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: past nine cross eyed, literally started screaming, you.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Know that's time.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: You know my secret.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I've been doing a little bit of I've been having
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: My niece has these pixie sticks for her kids. What's
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: that pixie sticks, the little sugar sticks.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: You shouldn't have to be careful them. You need to get.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I heard.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Let me look it up.
• 33:36
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• 33:38
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• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Asking me canrange Google drives.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I'll go to the iTunes in the picture.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Let me go to all the children. I believe these
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: things really happened. I saw this on the news and
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Katie it was an awful teacher, super boy.
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  Speaker 3: Reluctant girls. I don't know.
• 34:10
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  Speaker 5: They were children.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Just just.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that child is.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Like, we can don't show me the picture pool and
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: now we can, Well, let me get the pool.
• 34:40
  Speaker 11: Ut stop. Wasn't that episode fun?
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: But don't you wish those people would just drop the voices,
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: be themselves and have a spelling bee.
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• 35:09
  Speaker 18: Let me probably kind of think you cut a pool
• 35:17
  Speaker 18: is doing to show me a picture of a new.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I got a new pool.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: Did you hear the news?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Oh? Well, should I email it to someone named Jeremy Elder? Yes, yes,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: that's to just go ahead and send that.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Well, let me let me see focus up, five, six,
• 35:38
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• 35:44
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you. So this is a warning song.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Can the mothers vaping is taking over the children? And
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: can I just bring something up which said, and I
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: love you girls, I loved.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: We love you. We have started bath barely fit in one.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: She's wet?
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: So what the fuck was that?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Because she's wet, Peach, she can't she could barely fit
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: in the bath.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Wet Tea. Sorry, I'm trying to read like I'm trying
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: to do a classic read like you junk.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: That was so fucked up, Peach, she could barely fit
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: in the bath because she's so wet.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: You can't say you're wet to justify what you're really it's.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Because you're wet in the overflow, you're adding water to
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the volume of the You know that.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I had to get a new knee, and I've been
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: resting and I've been enjoying my treats.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: It's because you're wet, You're reaching, You're peaching.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: I'm peaching, Okay, I have the reach.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: This is what we say when her stand up premises
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  Speaker 3: are a reach, the reach.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Come on, come on, come on, follow me.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: A faulty heating pillow is relatable to everyone. It's the
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: tree in my garden that is relatable.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Come on, sorry time, flappers, flappers.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Anyway, what were you going to say? I have a
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: bit of a qualm.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I went in too, just sing jolly old Saint Nicholas
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: or Santa Claus's coming. No, that was Santa Claus is
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: coming to town. And I just started to sing. And
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: we have started to change the lyrics to so many things.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I fear that I don't ever know what we're saying.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: It's confusing.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I fear that Christmas songs are no longer safe, popular
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: songs are no longer.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: But I think it's a problem when Peach just counts
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: us in, I don't know what we're counting us in for. Wait,
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: she goes fut six and I don't talked.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I should open the p s
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: A folder or the parody folder, or the pair used
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: pair of use folder, or the Christmas parody folder be a.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Very very much fear that we are trying so hard
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: to be relevant. We are taking ourselves out of the
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: job that we do.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And I don't know why you say we're trying to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: be relevant.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Well, because she's running the TikTok oh here we couldn't
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: come to because she had TikTok.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: I had to do a very very very funny two
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: sided video which was me on one side being to
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: do it. It was it was the woman who organizes
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: all the carrols. My name is Pink and it's really
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: nice to meet you. And then on the other side,
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: the person who's always off key. You're recommended to me
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: by somebody. And by the way, we haven't done the
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Pink Panther song and it's been in our pop culture songs.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Know, I know our TikTok trains carols would do so well.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Could so many of them in the medley? God, hey,
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: it so easy. Where have you been?
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: Nobody knows me like you do, Nobody knows.
• 38:52
  Speaker 10: Class funny.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we should do it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: You Christmas?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: You what about this?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Me ch.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I love that song. We've got to put that. We've
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: got to learn Japanese.
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: We've got to feel like we're losing ourselves. I think
• 39:22
  Speaker 11: Bath is right.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: I think if you really just think about we need
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: to do one thing and one thing, well, don't you
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: think this town has made us think we have to
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: do everything?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Carryle, it's the valley your you're just really hungry. I
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: mean we've had different sections of types of song. I mean,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: remember when we tried to go dark. Remember when we
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: tried to go a little bit more like you guys
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: know this.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: When we did hark emo bells.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, hark emoark emobils, all emo bells, all black bells,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: ar dark bells.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Raven raven clawed, Raven Raven call, Raven.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Dark Raven claw.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: We didn't know car my dirty little Christmas, dirty little Chris.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I chimed him with a haven't you people ever heard
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: of going down the chimney Dad's dance.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: It's Christmas time out the Christmas store dance dance one thing.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. I didn't even matter how Christmas time.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Each time you ride, I reminded myself it's Christmas time,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Christmas time, hi, Christmas time and snow.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: And there was a Nativity scene with Jesus in it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: There was yes Hi Christmas time and stove, and there
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: was a Nativity.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: To s Christmas song.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: But in the yard nativity with Jesus in it, it.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Was a stretch.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: It was that was a peach.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: That was a peach reach.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: That was a peach reach.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: We went back, we went, we went southern.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: I don't want to see when I'm sexy, old folky,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: but but but I do like the traditionals.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: I just miss.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: For traditionals. Top four.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Oh gosh, gotta be last Christmas. I mean, that's the traditional.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Last Christmas, I gave.
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: You my heart, but the very next day you gave it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Save I gave it to some.
• 41:28
  Speaker 19: Like Jesus, like Jesus, and I like those editions. Just
• 41:32
  Speaker 19: remember little tags. Why did George Michael not talk about Jesus?
• 41:36
  Speaker 19: More like like did we should talk to him about it?
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: Should have been last prophet. I gave you a read.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: But the very last day the stars were aligned, and
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: that's Jesus in the little bed.
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: It's a nativity seemed with the bed.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: It's the bed, that's true.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: That's what I meant. Well, sorry, you've already written it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I think I love jingle bell rock. That's one of
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: my favorites. Five six seven.
• 42:10
  Speaker 14: Jingle bell.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Rock.
• 42:19
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry, but it is a part of caroling.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: I'd say the difference between caroling and choir songs and
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: church Christmas songs is this tempo to keep the are fast.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: And I think you've literally never told me that before.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: I say it all the time.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: No, she's saying it now because the cameras are here.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: She just gets mad because I hold my notes out
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: because I like opera.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: I don't like it. I'm a staccato slut and.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: I'm a langado loser.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: I will say, you know it, It's really nice to
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: meet you.
• 42:49
  Speaker 10: People.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Some people, I eat some people.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Some people, Oh, Jeffrey Dahmer covers.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: We actually cannot get into those.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't need to get in.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: We're not invited to a weird party where we never
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: saw anyone's real faces. Yes, that was a Jeffrey Dohmer
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: theme party. Can you bring some Jeffrey Dohmer theme carols
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: for us?
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Well, that was when we were.
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: Getting invited to like six parties and stuff.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: And those were the swinging two thousand and five and
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: we tried to do.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Fu the halls and it didn't really.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: But I do think I'll say this, I do think
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: it's funny at these sex parties to have four older
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: women singing carols on the side. I think it's funny.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: I will say, somebody, well, that was one that was huge.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Remember the twelve days of eat asses twelve days of
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: eat love gave to me one.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Never four butt plugs three the refault comes.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Two condoms and always said we get around to the
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: last one. We never did.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I love dashing through the muff I don't love
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: that one. Dashing through the muff on one hoo soapen dick,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Oh the buff we go, cuts and balls and rings.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: It's making beals cry?
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: What fun it is to ride and sing? Oh, muffall tonight, muff.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Eating box a night and day to eat the bush
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: and muffing.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: That was one of our best ones.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: You know, that's how hard we work for these gigs.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: If it's one gig, we'll write a whole parody for that,
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: like we did. We did carols for a financial conference.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Yes you you got sex party songs were crazy you
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: get ready for til you.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Hear financial conference songs?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Get ready for Santa Claus is coming to town, except
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: it's about a company doing its initial old public offering.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: One. You better watch out, better not cry. You better
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: sell those files to night.
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: By Public.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: We'll see your fight ghost scores. Now we'll see you.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: A group means you have to hold.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Your stock until it's the right time to itself.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Watch out, better not count you better all those files.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Tonight to.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: He worked so hard for every week, really put a
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: whoard into our home, bussy into it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Remember when we just did a party for a man
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: named Rodrigo yourself, Mary, you're a nice one, mister.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: It's your birthday today.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: That one was so funny because I really thought more
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: people would be at the party and it was just
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: right for him.
• 46:16
  Speaker 12: In a row kind of a sunset Bulevard situation, A
• 46:19
  Speaker 12: little spooky again.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Another we got to Rodrigo. Rodrigo has come. I saw
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Mommy kissing.
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: Rodrigo. We changed the time sture that one I got
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: run over by.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: And then he said, how did you know? And then
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: he said out yes.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: That was scary.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: It was scary.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: We had a hustle or bustle over way out.
• 46:44
  Speaker 11: Of that apartment.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: I wish we could vet these people, but you're the
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: only one with an iPhone. I have a foot phone.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Now I'm trying. I'm trying to get this app so
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I can ask people what to do.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: But I just don't know.
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: His husband picks us all up and drops us off
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: all off.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: He's so lovely before and after each king. Remember that
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: yard sale in Echo Park did He picked us up,
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: dropped us off and we went to Bar Flores.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Oh it was so fun. I could I couldn't get
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: up those stairs.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh with your knee bath.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: It's like they have tables outside, but they really don't
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: because they're always full.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: What you do putting a margarita at the top of
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: the stairs, I felt like a donkey with a car,
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: like a.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Reindeer with a candy can.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: And those those trendy girls are camping. I convinced that
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: dusk to down on.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Those outside tables.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Why have I never gotten a table?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. What about when we did that
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: silent Auction sids. I really pushed for price in that
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: song and they didn't last And we told you know,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: and you're still saying, I said, you know what, peaches
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: stick to her gums today.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Guys, when we said Peach. It's in the name.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: It's begging for it to be silent oxygen, I said
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: silent practice, Marsh, it's better wordplay.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: But the people.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: We have to play to the crowd sometimes. What's your dream,
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: gig girls, I want to do a baseball game.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: What do you want to sing?
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I want to sing the seventh inning stretch?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: But Christmas?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Ache me yo too, It's Christmas. Take me, it's Christmas Eve.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Hang me some stockings and pea nut fries. I don't
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: care if it's ever not Christmas. Let's snow, snow, snow,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: cause it's Christmas. If Santa doesn't come, it's a shame
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: for it's one two reder.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: On his own sand.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Gorgeous dream gig mine, Yes, I want to play a funeral.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: S oh a military funeral.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Candycame. Oh that's a good.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: That's good. That's good.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: I want to do.
• 49:22
  Speaker 11: I want to do a basketball game.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Oh love that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: We're playing Chris miss time.
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: We're playing Chrismas.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Time and really quick.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: There's got to be more words than just Christmas about Christmas, right, I.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Think it's easy to time.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: You know, we could say no.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Weel holiday season.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Hmmm hmm. What's the equivalent of a Christmas for a basketball?
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: A snowball like a bat's bag, speed balls.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: We're throwing big snow That's really good.
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: That's that was a collapse. Very good, very good.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: I really think there's a lot of future for us.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: I really think there's a lot to be You've.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Got to come to the grove this Saturday, December twenty doing.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: A crossover with Gap and Katsy. We are doing all
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: kats Eye songs about Christmas style and if.
• 50:20
  Speaker 11: You tip us enough, we go into sapphor with you
• 50:23
  Speaker 11: and you can do our makeup.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Yes, you can. Love this day.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I got all dressed up because every year there's a
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: new makeup trend that some little girl is trying on
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: my face.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: Once she tried on you with the cylinder and the
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: two ball two snowballs below it.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, you were so confused. It was a cylinder with
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: two balls below it. And I said, what is a
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: cylinder that seems like it has a triangle at the top,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: And she said, it's all the rage online. And so
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I said, well, thank you, Gloria, You've been a wonderful
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: little girl. Thank you so much for doing this. Can
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I sing you a song Gloria.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: For how little You've been, little girl, past test, you've been,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: You've been.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Now you have simply the best little girl, the best one,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: little girl in show, best in show, little girl. If
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: the if the category was little girl, You've gotten best
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: in Show.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to go to the Girl. I hope
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: coffee Beans still selling hot chocolate.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: All predicted is still there so I can get some
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: of those low rise jeans that are baggy.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Mixology is still there so we can get a drink
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: on the top of the Havana store.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I hope that the Farmer's Market is there so I
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: can spend thirteen dollars on something this big.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: Listen. Our our war space is the mall.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Our war space is the mall.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: We are at the mall. We are at war.
• 51:54
  Speaker 11: The next to center all the time. But I hate
• 51:57
  Speaker 11: that because the line is always so loud and they
• 51:59
  Speaker 11: can't hear.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: And to be honest, he's getting all the attention.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: It's nice and I like to be in the back
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: near a target.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: I like to go on the escalator. I feel like
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: I'm in a movie.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I love when we do escalators. We just keep on
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: walking up and down escalators.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Our dresses get caught every time.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: That one time, the Century City mall put us in
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: an elevator and we gave that man a heart attack.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: That was we opened he opened the door and we
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: started singing. So he had a heart attack. The doors
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: wouldn't close.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: He got our attack in the middle of the doorway.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: The first person ever in America to have a heart
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: attack to a Mike Posner song.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, I took a pair of little Beeza.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: I was cool and six So something to do?
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Ellen solo, Ellen, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I try not to take up too much space.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Do that solo again. It's so good. I finally got
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: older and he was six weeks older, and it's somebody was.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Something to do.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: It's unbelieve, like Mike in the room, like.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Miser If you see this, Mike, please come see us
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: at the grove.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: We love to have you.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: There is a bonnet with your name on it.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: There is Michael Michael Michael bonnet with your name on it.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Wherever you're ready.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: These we have your dimensions. We deduced it for your
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: music video.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: We have to mention who made these. By the way,
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: these bonnets you out of the sheets of your daughter.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: I miss her every day and I just wanted her
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: to be with us, so I took her sheets.
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: She went to call.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: God.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: I wish she was studying music, don't you.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: I just when are they going to make a caroling major?
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: When they because you need to be set up. You
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: can't just go into the world without a formal training.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: I think you need. It's a minor.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: You need a minor.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: If I could go back to college, I get a
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: major in caroling and a minor in business, because running
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: a carrol company is a business.
• 54:08
  Speaker 11: Let's talk about it. You're so good at the books.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Yes, I run the books. I am the one in
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: charge of the money.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: I pay everyone out every gig we get paid forty dollars,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: and I give everyone ten.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: And every gig when you When she pays us, she
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: adds us as a friend on Venmo again, and I'm like,
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: it's a funny way.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I can't tell if it's coming through Venmo, if it's
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: coming through zell, if it's coming through my bank account.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I can't either. I don't know. I send it out.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: But the thing about it, I don't want you to
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: be tracked on my I don't want you to get
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: what I got when it comes to taxes. No, they
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: the irs says, it sees that we're friends on venmo Mo.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: I don't want them coming for you.
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: That's why I unfriend me, send me the money, and
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: then unfriend.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's so funny because I don't you know, sometimes
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: people have sent me money on venmo and they're not
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: my friend and they haven't sent me.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: A Well, Ellen, what are you doing until the.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I'm part of a fall group?
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: I wasn't going to tell you.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: What the fuck it's.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: It's a fall group.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: It's just a casual group. It's really more of a
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: fun thing.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: Yes, everything is casual. There's nothing.
• 55:17
  Speaker 11: There's something formal about fall of course, Well.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: We've we've just what the fuck are you talking about?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: You better fucking get your mouth straight right now before
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I punch.
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: It allan, What the fuck is going on in your
• 55:28
  Speaker 11: fucking head.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: You twisted little ship? Spit it out, you ghoule.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: Ellen, you you have dirt all over your fucking fingers.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: Now speak you lie or speak?
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: You corpse blowing skank.
• 55:42
  Speaker 11: You blow corpses if we fucking know it, you skank.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: You're a whore, You're a horn you've been a whore
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: since Jesus.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Was born and died on the cross.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: It's just a group that we rehearse from October thirty
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: first to November twenty ninth. That's it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 11: Oh, YadA, YadA, YadA. All I hear is I'm a
• 56:06
  Speaker 11: slut hoor bitch.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa?
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: I understand why you feel that way.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I've never said anything like that.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. Nope, I'm being a slut, poor bitch,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: and I'm sorry, ladies, I'm sorry for skanking it up.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, like that. If we're saying everything, I'll say something.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: I'm a part of the dentist group.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: What using it the dentist?
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: You fucking slut, you hoe bag.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: You dirty pussy. I sing with a group of people
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: at the dentist.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not dentist or not about you.
• 56:44
  Speaker 11: In the waiting room, we sing about the dentist.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: What do you see?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: How could you do?
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about? How could you see?
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: You go to a dentist to sing?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: You yucky Lady of the night who works in the
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: poop factory drives a poop card to the pissmobile.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, now that's you, And then you empty, the pissmobile
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: puss Field Tarlet, that's my mother you're talking about. Sorry, well,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: if I love her store, I love Tarlet has the
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: best hats. I like that they put the lego right
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: on the butt, right on the.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Sort of reclaiming it. Yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Well, if I'm being honest, what you have to say something?
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sleepy? Keep going.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Well for being honest, I have I do Fourth of
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: July group. What I'm in a fourth of July specific group.
• 57:48
  Speaker 11: All I heard was that you're bubbling a bunch of cock.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Bubbles bubbling a country bunch of cock.
• 57:56
  Speaker 11: You cock bubbler.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: I'm saying I'm bubbler. I meant what I say.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: You fart drinking dick ball?
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: What's this milkshake you're drinking? Is it full of bullshit
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: and dicks?
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: You pressed ball smoothie?
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: What the hell you like?
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: The better ones you guys could be.
• 58:14
  Speaker 11: Oh, move over, Here comes a construction site full of
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  Speaker 11: your asshole you.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Stinky shit face mask wearing pussy ass bitch loser door.
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  Speaker 6: Can you see me with your balls in front of
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: your arm? Do you think you are drinking your jar
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: of farts?
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Hussy?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Listen, it's just from July I'll be honest. I'm not
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: proud of it. On my fart drinking hussy. I am
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: a I am a cock bubbler. I am eye bubble cock,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: blue blue blue, blue blue cocks.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: You're smoking like a big pipe.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: But I just it's just from July first July.
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  Speaker 6: I can't hear you.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I can't hear it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Just do originals.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: Oh here is this?
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Are we all a bunch of liars? Are we all
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: a bunch of lying hole bags?
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: We're being honest. I'm not just tired. I sing at
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: a Starbucks every Tuesday morning.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Oh no, acoustic covers of rap songs with a group.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: We do acoustic carols of rap songs for Starbucks.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: All I heard was that your vadge is a terrorist.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: You whole, you absolute hole.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: You're just a whole, you hole with rights.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: You're a dirty hole, my hole.
• 59:29
  Speaker 11: God, every time someone dies.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: You're a trained to disgusting town, and disgusting count is
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: filled with dicks and balls and pussy and noses.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: Look at you, you poop all over your mouth.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: You're just a smelling fart, aren't you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: You're writing a roller coaster full of tits and ass derogatory.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: The car you drive is a big nipple that's farting
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  Speaker 6: every day.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: You're a diaper filled with the blow of death. You
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: disgusting made well.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: You ride the caboose of a titful of parts.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, and look at you, you look at you.
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  Speaker 6: I can see you know it.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: You know it.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: You know it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: You know what you saw. You know it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 11: Look at those fucking eyes.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: You're a wafting and a bad one.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 11: You're a bad burp. You're a bad burp. Was a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 11: disappointment to her.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: Dad, sitting on a dockful of.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Slots watching the hose pass away.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Hark know it?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: Hark?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 11: How the balls, sweet silver balls all seem.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: To fart in your mouth? And you know it, you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: sturdy whore.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: It's just turning into kick.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 11: Oh girls, Oh girls, what do we do?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Girls?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 11: Were we truly only hang out for like fortnutes?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Max?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, we have to get it.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe we said that legitimately during Christmas time,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: somebody's gonna put this on with their family.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: If I thought this was.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: Getting demonotized before, it's definitely.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Getting I want to make sure it's pulled from YouTube.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Some poor child is gonna go. Mom, you want to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: watch my favorite show. It's Christmas, but they're doing a
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: fun one. This seems hard those Christmas carollers.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 11: This is a nice one.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: They're all nice old ladies.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: To those watching, this wasn't us. We just got carried away.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: I think that was the spirit of Christmas evil.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: We all know what it is.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: There's a spirit of Christmas on their shoulder and a
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: spirit of Christmas evil on.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: The get carried away.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: And as we were calling each other cocks filled with
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: farts and and and riding the caboos to Titu Town
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: cock Bubbler. As we were doing that, we'll get back
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: into it. I was beginning to realize we all do
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: things outside.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Of this group.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: We all do.
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  Speaker 3: Well. There's no power and balance because we all have
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: other stuff going on.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: It's almost like when one of us says that it's sad,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: but then when we all go down the road, it's lovely, Okay. Nice.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: And I love acoustic covers of rap songs. I think
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: they've really discovered a wonderful genre there.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so too. And I like what they
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: did in the dentist's office. I think it's nice to
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: bring a little cheer and joy to that place. It
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: can be so stressful and scary.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: And I like that you sing on fourth of July.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: It's about time someone sings behind those fireworks.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: And I like that Fall is getting songs. Fall needs songs.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: It only has food.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess we've really come back, and I guess
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: we can finish with one final song.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 11: Well before you count it in?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't we do the whole medley?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's do the whole medley. But before we go, also,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: you have to check us out. We're going to be
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: at the Burbank Mall on the fourteenth of December.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 11: We're going to twenty third, Yes, the Burbank Airport is
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 11: twenty fourth.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: We're going to be at Los Ringos, Locos and La
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty fifth Christmas Day, and then.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: We'll be at dish Loacha YadA on Christmas Eve.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: We're gonna be at sixth Last Resort on Hollywood Highland
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: on December and.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: That's where a lot of these words we've learned.
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  Speaker 6: December fourth, we are at the Financier Convention in Las Vegas.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, the financi Your Convention.
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  Speaker 5: Financier Convention.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you it is the most thrilling convention
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: in the world.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: They all get together to finance.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: And then we'll be at the Sherman Oaks Mini Golf
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Place on December eleventh, by the Batt Engagers by the bat.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Country Club December twelfth.
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  Speaker 5: And go to our website and all these are in order.
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  Speaker 5: I know we're kind of throwing them out. So all
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  Speaker 5: of these.
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  Speaker 2: Our website singing Christmas ladies, dot ed uh.
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  Speaker 5: I have to pay Wis. Don't go yet.
• 1:03:56
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  Speaker 6: We'll put it in the comments.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you send me a Venmo message when you've
• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:11
  Speaker 11: Good girls, this is good promoting ourselves.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: This was scary to do. We've never done press before,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: believe it or not.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: What song do we want to go out on?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: I think we all know what song would make us
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: feel like Christmas?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: Write you song?
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  Speaker 14: Make you?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: I used to chick. Did you like this?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: But you probably don't?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: Do you think you do me?
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  Speaker 11: You got your crow, so you won't.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even look when.
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  Speaker 20: You don't know the way that your steps make that
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  Speaker 20: much noise.
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  Speaker 3: I got you.
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  Speaker 6: did pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: And this has been Artists on Artists and Artists on
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  Speaker 1: Artists answering the question. Now, that's why we call it
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Live from the Beautiful Dynasty Typewriter.
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  Speaker 6: Guys, we are truly going to unpacked almost every song
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  Speaker 5: You have to go.
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  Speaker 1: I believe Kylie knew every single word to the Michael
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  Speaker 3: In our lives, have never sang that song before the Patreon.
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• 1:07:14
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• 1:07:17
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