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Ring the Bell | Son of a Boy Dad #365 ft. Tommy Pope · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: They're the PGA Tourist, the.
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  Speaker 2: Best players put in the arena. They're Prime Times and
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  Speaker 2: with lights, Cameras Alsh. We're talking big moments, big personalities,
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  Speaker 2: big names in the stands, all on the big screen,
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  Speaker 2: Big time matchups with shot clocks, hammer drops, timeouts, over time,
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  Speaker 2: and playoffs. It's city versus city, squad versus squad. The
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  Speaker 2: every match only on ESPN.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, how is soda?
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  Speaker 5: It's great?
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  Speaker 1: This will be significantly worse. Brother, Don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: I love that soda is a kid to you because
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  Speaker 3: you're so old.
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  Speaker 5: Don't fucking start you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to talk about how old you are.
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  Speaker 5: How old I am.
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  Speaker 3: You're the oldest guy I know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks fucking great.
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  Speaker 1: Something you do look great.
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  Speaker 5: I want to read.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can peel a volume.
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  Speaker 6: Not for pleasure?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No fly fishing books?
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  Speaker 6: No, I actually do read five fishing books. Tom Rosenbauer,
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  Speaker 6: who's it's the king of fly fishing?
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  Speaker 3: Are you just what do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: You're great?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: Like why?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I got obsessed with Japanese clothing and I bought a
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  Speaker 3: whole bunch of it, and now to not feel shitty
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  Speaker 3: about my obsession, I wear it.
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  Speaker 5: I got a pair of jack pants that are like, no.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually pronounced gap. Where what are you doing here?
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  Speaker 3: You got something you're promoting?
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  Speaker 5: He'd been a yeah, real, they asked.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, is he promoting something? So I was
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  Speaker 3: trying to tee you up for that, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: instead you took it as an upfront just promoting Tommy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, why can't you just do that? Why can't you
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  Speaker 5: just hang out?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I guess if you're open to that, then the
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  Speaker 3: question becomes, why don't you come see us more often?
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  Speaker 6: True?
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 6: This is your first time back in the city. No,
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  Speaker 6: since the big departure.
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  Speaker 3: Now we were your birthday. We hung out. We played
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  Speaker 3: pool for like five hours, very dropping.
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  Speaker 5: Big my girl because you she's I was like, we're
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  Speaker 5: just gonna go play pool. She's like, don't get fucked up.
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  Speaker 5: We're double Where did you guys get play pool once
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  Speaker 5: every five years?
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  Speaker 3: Is that place called the Society?
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  Speaker 6: Society?
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  Speaker 5: He's a member?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like being a member there like seventy grand there's.
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  Speaker 3: No memberships there. Well maybe there is, but I'm not
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  Speaker 3: a member.
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  Speaker 5: Well maybe that was You said something like that when
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  Speaker 5: we walked in.
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  Speaker 3: I said, we come all the time, and I think
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  Speaker 3: before five pm, you don't you get charged like half
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  Speaker 3: the table rate?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And then you and I were like going into Brooklyn
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  Speaker 3: together and I was on the subway with you, and
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  Speaker 3: you were like, is this weird? The subway for you,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, that's close enough. I got off
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  Speaker 3: at your stop. I was miles miles and I know
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  Speaker 3: where I live. Like, I ended up walking and it
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  Speaker 3: was pouring rain.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just didn't want to him. I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: ride with him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, start with that. That's a nice thing to say
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  Speaker 5: to somebody.
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  Speaker 3: You asked me to come to the dinner for your birthday,
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  Speaker 3: and I was so fucked up I couldn't.
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  Speaker 5: I missed it. That's why we bought.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know you.
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  Speaker 1: You missed your own birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Madela, Mexican.
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  Speaker 6: Beans.
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  Speaker 4: Can I say the young one?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Is there trash getting here?
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  Speaker 3: All right? Kick us off?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we'll keep all that. You said, all the easy
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  Speaker 1: ones to say, you send all the safe ones to say.
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  Speaker 5: Beans.
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  Speaker 4: Niche cheers myself, cheersing yourself on a mic.
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  Speaker 1: Incredible.
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  Speaker 6: I've never heard someone say beans, beans, beans.
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  Speaker 4: Are you talking about as a slur?
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  Speaker 3: You haven't. But you know that beaner. We've talked about beanery.
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  Speaker 6: Just the singular version of it.
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  Speaker 3: But beaner is also singular bean bean. I knew bean
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  Speaker 3: before I knew beaner.
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  Speaker 5: It's a pack of beans.
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  Speaker 1: They celebrate being culture. It shouldn't even be a slur.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good good for your heart.
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  Speaker 6: Also culture in a way it pano black.
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  Speaker 3: There was a movie that came out Kevin Kostner was
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  Speaker 3: like a cross country running coach of a school with
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  Speaker 3: all these Latino kids. Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it sounds Does anyone.
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  Speaker 3: Know this movie I'm talking about? And he's like the
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  Speaker 3: classic white coach kind of inspires ethnic minority team to McFarland, USA.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I went to this movie
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  Speaker 3: and I still remember. He had a line where he
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  Speaker 3: was looking for their team was terrible, their cross country team,
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  Speaker 3: and he saw these Mexican kids like running through the
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  Speaker 3: neighborhood and he's like, I mean they're on a strict
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  Speaker 3: diet or rice and beans. They got carbs for days.
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  Speaker 3: They can run.
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  Speaker 1: Clur. I feel like that's like the way you put
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  Speaker 1: on weight you have red beans and rice, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a nice good diet. Is a
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  Speaker 1: good diet, sustainable You could keep going with beans all
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  Speaker 1: it's like cheap, it's sustainable healthy.
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  Speaker 6: You ever have like just a straight can the baked beans,
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  Speaker 6: the smoked smoky barbeus.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've cracked a bus.
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  Speaker 6: Incredible, I've cracked a bush. They're so good.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't even been the divorce that I've cracked it.
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  Speaker 1: I only eat black beans. If I'm going from the can, chill,
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  Speaker 1: bro I'll throw I'll throw some and the black beans.
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  Speaker 1: It goes crazy.
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  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's sou're going straight from the can.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta go with the bush.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice.
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  Speaker 6: I like a black bean, but they're like there's like
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  Speaker 6: maple syrup inside. It's delicious. Yeah, it sweet, very sweet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you do it upside down like a fucking Oh we.
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  Speaker 6: Were going straight out of the can.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a hobo.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like you're right in the well. I was camping
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  Speaker 6: when I did it, So that's cool, understandable.
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  Speaker 1: That's a cooler way to do it.
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  Speaker 3: I want to bring us in.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 6: Dad podcast. Is I already did?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? We've been going cool.
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  Speaker 6: It is two twenty three pm January seven.
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  Speaker 5: People drink a two twenty three pm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 5: How would you bring though?
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  Speaker 6: Just all right, we'll give so two for you one
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  Speaker 6: for round.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Where did you get those?
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  Speaker 6: Did you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: We had them?
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  Speaker 6: I think those have been here since like a company
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  Speaker 6: party like six Remember there was the company party where
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  Speaker 6: they had a bartender and that was all they had was.
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  Speaker 5: The black b Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't they have little goats?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 6: That was I think the year after.
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  Speaker 1: That they also had like a mentalist. You remember that
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  Speaker 1: there's like a goats running around about that brought.
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  Speaker 6: They brought animals like a company party and they got goats.
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  Speaker 3: It was actually great. There were little baby goats, really nice.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think the baby goats are confused while they're
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  Speaker 6: just bouncing around from like corporate office to corporate office like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I guess we're in another bright ass room.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think they. I think what happens is they
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  Speaker 3: get back to the farm and mock all the animals
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  Speaker 3: that didn't make the cut.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: True, I'm sorry your your hair was too poop covered
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  Speaker 3: to hang.
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  Speaker 5: Out at j to sell energy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: JP Morgan's probably got a full floor of goats, like Severance.
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  Speaker 1: What you call Jews? Sorry, no, you're allowed, we're allowed.
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  Speaker 1: Dave wanted us to. Dave wanted to make sure we
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  Speaker 1: kept on saying the Jew jokes. Yeah we're scared.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said don't be afraid. Make sure you're making
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  Speaker 1: fun of the Jews.
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  Speaker 3: Still.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, hammer at home.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hit on everybody exactly, could publicly say what I'm
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  Speaker 5: fucking I'm swinging at everybody.
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  Speaker 1: And he's half, he's got a little he's got a sprinkle,
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  Speaker 1: so we're good. Half Italian, he does, Yeah, he's half.
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  Speaker 1: He's half to go Guinea.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna waterboard.
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  Speaker 1: My My background is that all of them is that
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  Speaker 1: the four grease ball, Dago wopping Guinea.
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  Speaker 5: Gendaloon is inside baseball.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna start using that one.
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  Speaker 1: You learn in a fucking barbershop, like I haven't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know most of the europe and off I
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  Speaker 6: didn't know any of.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a bunch man.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deep sea.
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  Speaker 3: That's you've been around since before the oh here we
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  Speaker 3: go civil rights?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, how would you think?
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  Speaker 2: I am?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. But you voted for L B J
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  Speaker 3: Although I say that, did he run for re election
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  Speaker 3: or did he just supplant JFK? He ran for a
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  Speaker 3: second term?
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  Speaker 5: Right when I shave, I don't look as old as
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  Speaker 5: I look.
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  Speaker 3: Can you look that up?
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  Speaker 6: No, the beer definitely adds a couple of years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it looks good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm great, and I can't. I just can't even grow
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  Speaker 1: a full beard, so people can't tell like I just
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  Speaker 1: have pussy facial hair, so it's like you have the
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  Speaker 1: benefit of having good facial hair.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are all baby faced, especially this kid.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I'm twenty four exactly, are you?
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  Speaker 3: True?
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  Speaker 5: Age almost double his life and I lived twice as long.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, you know what. You're right?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck me.
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  Speaker 3: The youthful energy from you is only matched by the
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  Speaker 3: ancient man.
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  Speaker 4: He's an old soul.
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  Speaker 3: He is an old soul, and you are a young.
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  Speaker 1: And just on a bench in the suite.
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  Speaker 5: That's his personality. You sleep on a bench.
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  Speaker 6: You've got the same laugh as fucking the dude and
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  Speaker 6: home alone. Yeah, Joe, I was just gonna say, I
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  Speaker 6: couldn't think what's going on here?
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  Speaker 1: Let me start over for real?
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  Speaker 6: It is Joe, pat did you?
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  Speaker 3: Did you intro him yet?
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  Speaker 6: We've got Tommy Pope here as well, fat as we
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  Speaker 6: got Tommy Pope here coming up from coming up from Austin.
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  Speaker 6: How was Austin's fine?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: You like it, It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't sent you as like an emissary?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Quiet sent you up as like like a night to
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  Speaker 1: like quiet the New York first Austin, like Twitter wars or.
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  Speaker 3: What that peace committee that was supposed to meet Lincoln
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  Speaker 3: but he refused to see if they were trying to
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  Speaker 3: get hold of.
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  Speaker 5: People anything, it shouldn't be him. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: La Mayor was going crazy on Twitter. Why don't you
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  Speaker 6: get a couple of you got to get on that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care about any of that ship.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is something you.
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  Speaker 5: Realize when you're old.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I didn't get in any of it either.
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  Speaker 5: Stay away from.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's made of pure gore text.
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  Speaker 1: Rub it into the mic. It's nice, is very nice.
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  Speaker 6: It is a windbreaker. We have them up here in
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  Speaker 6: the big city.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I know how.
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  Speaker 1: This is what side everybody's on.
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  Speaker 5: I'm old.
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  Speaker 3: Why did why did Lamier do that?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. Pissed off?
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  Speaker 3: He's pissed. He's pissed because New York comics have been
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  Speaker 3: saying that if you hadn't followed this, U there's a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a silly rivalry, I guess between I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know if i'd call it a rivalry. The New
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  Speaker 3: York comedy scene thinks it's superior to the Austin scene
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  Speaker 3: and vice versa.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's vice versa. I think people are
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  Speaker 5: just angry.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's just every group of people.
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  Speaker 5: It's so it's so stupid, it's foolish.
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  Speaker 4: Who gives you ship?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Austin's great for what it is. It's great stage time,
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  Speaker 5: it's wonderful, taxes, social life.
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  Speaker 3: What is it? What you said for what it is?
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 5: Well? I took six years off of stand up and
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  Speaker 5: I jump back in there and it's fucking wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great environment. The Mothership is the fucking
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  Speaker 5: greatest place on earth.
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  Speaker 3: There's a cop there's a coffee place in front of
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  Speaker 3: the bridge before you go into that place where all
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  Speaker 3: the shops are. It's a little windstream coffee shop type place. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and there's always a line and they make coffee I've
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  Speaker 3: never had unlike anything I've ever had before. It's it's
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  Speaker 3: a Mexican coffee. Do you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Did you drink coffee?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: You got to Martini?
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  Speaker 1: Is that it?
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  Speaker 5: You went to a coffee shop.
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  Speaker 3: It's so well known that sure you'd be like, I
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  Speaker 3: love that place. Let's talk about it for a second
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  Speaker 3: and said, you're like coffee. Okay what and yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was hanging on. I thought there's gonna be a release.
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  Speaker 3: They don't work ethic, Yeah, when well, the reason is
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  Speaker 3: in a wind stream is that when ice comes, they
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  Speaker 3: hook it to the truck and drive away. They skid attle,
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  Speaker 3: so to speak. Uh no, there, it's very different. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know how to describe it. But it's unlike
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  Speaker 3: anything I've ever had. And I'm not going to talk
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  Speaker 3: about it anymore. Well, it sounds delicious because it's not
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  Speaker 3: gaining any purchase in the conversation.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds good. It was great, and we'll be sure
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  Speaker 6: to check it out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah to go. Do you like soda?
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  Speaker 5: You like soda?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean I love soda, but I don't drink
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  Speaker 3: it ever.
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  Speaker 5: One time I was in Jacksonville, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Jacksonville, Florida.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, nice, very there's a little boat dagger by the bridge.
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  Speaker 5: If you go in there, best soda had my life.
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  Speaker 1: Holy, really, assume you doing what kind of soda?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what it was.
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  Speaker 3: I see what you're doing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know where. I don't even know where
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  Speaker 4: it was.
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  Speaker 3: And I understand why only Austin is the place that
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  Speaker 3: would let you jump back on stage. I see straight
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  Speaker 3: into the big league. It's good to see you from
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  Speaker 3: a six years.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you guys supposed to go for your big
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  Speaker 1: birthday dinner that Francis and you guys got too drunk
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  Speaker 1: for Where was that going to be?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe ABC Cochina.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds I think that's where we went.
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  Speaker 1: They just put one in Dumbo. Yeah, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of a girl restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not calling you out of no, no, no, I've
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  Speaker 5: been nice to you the course so far.
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  Speaker 6: I think all restaurants are girl restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: Just what they do.
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  Speaker 3: It's not true.
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  Speaker 1: We don't do that. We don't do that, we don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that's all your trip.
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  Speaker 3: Said.
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  Speaker 5: I want to dready ring a bell?
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  Speaker 1: That was your restaurant.
• 15:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I was trying to find the middle ground with you.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find common ground.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: You like pancakes on there's a bridge all right? Sorry,
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: I'm listening right right by the bridget hell the place
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: was called.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: If I had a pink like it might not make
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: or something incredible unbelievable. I never had a pancake like that.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: My life Missouri?
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: How is?
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: How's your living situation in Austin better than New York?
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, you got a big pit. You got
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: like a house.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: I got a house.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: The first place was great, three bedroom. Francis is there.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: It's awesome. Your house is fucking great.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: We moved again. We moved closer to the city.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Close to the coffee place, closer, integrate.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: And that's the biggest thing I'm jealous about in Austin. Yeah,
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: fucking Guardin. He's got a backyard.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: It's just the piece. The piece is nice.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: The piece I got as you found it, you know
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: that place.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: No dated one like that.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I just know you have a well decorated home. I
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: know you have like nick knacks and like probably some
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: kind of zen plants all around and ship do that
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: you got plants?
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Say less, I got a ton of plants.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, yeah, it's a big palm.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: I got big cascading.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: The Bird of Paradise six four in the living room, maybe.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Six four with is like three eight.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Oh that's nice, gorgeous.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hardwood everywhere, hard one on the walls. Really yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: How are you feeling about your sweet birds.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: I'm excited, man, Yeah, I'm nervous as fuck.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I would be. Yeah, they're weak.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Pulo is dog ship they got they got a tough run. Yeah,
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: of course, forty nine ers. I mean i'd be worried.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Well, they're they're injured like r O C.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: That's what I said. Yeah, rock parties, GIMPI.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: They're all fucked up.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: Doesn't matter, but still system qb our play calling is garbage,
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: atrocious for how good.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Our team is.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: He tries to troll about the Eagles, so don't listen
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: to him if he's being negative, and I try.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: I like to troll on the about the Eagles, but
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: it's only fun when they're good. So it's like, if
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: we don't.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Do ship, this will be a what if because the
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: roster is so good you're gonna have to pay defense
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: dudes on defense. Yeah, yeah, the defense is fucking sick.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I mean Jalen Carter might be a Patriot.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: You guys can't afford him.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: There it is ring the bell.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: So now we all have some dumb ship.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: You say to me, Now I'm an Eagle. He's gonna
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: die an eagle probably, Yeah, Yeah, they'll hold onto Jalen
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Carter more likely than they'll hold on to a J.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Brown or Yeah, yeah, that dude sleeps in a cage.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: That man.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: It's a savage protective it all costs.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh for sure. You and I texted on the
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: day they drafted Queenya Mitchell, and I think that if
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: we read back those texts, it would be like a
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: glowing like we hit the nail on the head with him.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: We're like, we're excited about him, but he's like country
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: country fellow. Yeah, drinks from the house you want, Yeah, exactly,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Like he's like.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: You want to squint when they talk, trying to focus.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I want my best players.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like that's what I thought. I thought, Like I
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: was saying all off season that we need a wide
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: receiver for the Patriots. It's going to cause like a
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: lot of issues for the team because they're the best players.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: But now he had Stefan Diggs, and now it's like
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: he might go to jail.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Dude, his biggest botom is cock.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he can't rip bbo.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you see a chef just opening up buns. You
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: see a chef, a chef the one that he like
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: got in the altercation with no supposedly allegedly she's like
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: a superman.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Of course, what's this Mike wave instead?
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: You ready?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Baby?
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: Literally, his private chef has a BVLA.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: It's crazy rules. Yeah, go for him.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Well if he stays out of jail.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what did he do to her? He did
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: he touch her? Or did he just not pay her?
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Probably he did. I think he did both of those things.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Didn't pay and touched her.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: One can't touch.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: You can't touch and not pay. He's too big.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: No nos, Yeah, you have to pay contractual obligations exactly.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: But I mean you guys have your own problems.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: On chocolate.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we were talking yesterday. If we don't eat it,
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: it'll get sour.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Is this a sponsor it's not.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: No, it's straight from New Zealand.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: He brought it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: He just got back seventy coco.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let get something.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: It's healthy.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: You like chocolate? You ever been to San Franciscan.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Recute is in San Francisco? What's that? One of the
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: best chocolate heres in the country.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, because you're so white, dude, it's crazy.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Am I stalking the burnt chocolate almonds?
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: You see? There's no milk in. This is going to
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: take forever for it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: That's what I old Harry, Oh sour, I said, Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: That was eighty five cocal.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: That's seventy two. I believe mine is sixty five, which
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: is why I was a little more worried about it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Souring.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: It is a vicious afrodisiac. Though you were going to
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: be choved up.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: I won't lie. I took down half that bar last night. Yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: it got out of control fast.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane.
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: It didn't.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: That's too much dark chocolate. Half half a bar of
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: dark chocolate.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Now, ship was coming out jet black. Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: I make the chocolate.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: That's blood and sharpy.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: If it's dark enough, it is blood, dude.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: No, it wasn't dark. It wasn't that dark.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: How do you know?
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: I keeps an eye on things.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: That's bitter sand and I like it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I do like it, but it tastes bad. I like it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: It's dot meltability just smacks you a little bit and you.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Gotta keep it.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Look at them bubble gum guys eating chocolate chocolate like it's.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Like when you have the six triskets at once challenge.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I just gotta get harder and harder to talk in
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: your mouth.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Triskets might be my top snack of twenty lble. I
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: love the seasoned dick.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going night night.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: The whole tomato basil ones.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: No, I stick with plane.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: No, you got to try the season I've tried them.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: They're dope.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Rosemaries rosemary is nice.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: That's very nice. So I think the ascent, Yes, I agree.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: The cheese, slice of cheese with it is nice.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: It's just as sharp d That's just a piece of
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: of you know what, what's the word I'm looking for?
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Hint it's the no essence.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: No, it's just the the the I said, utensil.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: It's the vessel.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Keep that plane.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Everything else on top.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Of it is a star.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: This is a food guy. This is a guy who
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: could talk about food.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: You're a big time chef.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: That's not true.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: You're a very good chef.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: I'm a cook.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: You're not going to say chef because you have to
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: be proud to be a chef. A differentiation. Yeah, it's
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: like if you are in a cook kitchen and you
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: make money, that makes you a fact.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: A TikToker saying she's a comedian. You haven't been through
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: the trenches.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: What if you need to city you hate?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: But people act like it's a porn where you get
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: where you jump right to star. You do one, you're
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: a porn star, but you don't just become a chef,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: which chef Donnie.
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: No, chef Donnie is definitely a chef.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: He's worked, he's stas stage is in fancy restaurants. When
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: you go to a free internship for like six months
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: to learn certain techniques, Yeah, super impressed. Did it in France? Yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I have a weird speaking of porn, I have a
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: weird question. And I don't know who this will apply to,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: but I was thinking about this.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: My guess it's Tommy ring the Bell.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: It's just it's a thought I've had before, and I've
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: maybe even pitched it before. But if you had a daughter,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: right and you're a grown up dad, and you know,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: you find out that she's going into porn, and she
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: becomes she goes into porn, would you want her to
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: be great, the greatest, or like unbelievable at it, or
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: like so bad that it's just.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Like it doesn't get to a lot of people.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly, No, definitely the worst.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I would say great no, because if she's.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Bad at it, that means she's she's trying anything to
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: be good at It's like you've broken everything she tries.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you broke up the regular porn. She'll just jump
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: into some other fucking facet of porn.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my ass, I don't have to jump around.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: I don't be athletic. Just take that big fucking twelve
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: twelve inch Yeah, fucking dark chocolate and rail my ass. Yeah,
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: weirder ship and then she's in the dark web.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want that. You want them to be
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: the worst.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Stay stay great, stay great great.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want someone who's great. Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I wanted to be like Jailing Carter. She's gonna be
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: She's gonna be wild, sleep in a cage, eats for
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: all meat.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Jailing Carter's had some issues of his own, though, Yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: murder being the biggest one.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just trying to get under our skin. Dude,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You're just that's fact. You're trying to be nasty about
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: the Eagles.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Just in a car.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That's gotta be like, you know, there's levels.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: He hit someone with his car and they died.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: No, he hits, Yes, No, he was he was actually exactly.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Car another car crashed.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was car killed other people, just his car,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: the people in the car except for jailing. Oh wait,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: he was in the car that crashed and he didn't.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Get No, No, he was in a different car, so
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: he won.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: He was racing and some other dumbass wasn't paying attention
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: right to him racing clearly, Yeah, clearly, I'm fucking racing. Yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: filled filled with donuts.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Didn't check her fucking sid.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: Clearly, I'm blowing this red light.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: JC still killing it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Exactly. It's probably gonna get signed to like an eighty
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: million dollar contract.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: More than that. It's definitely going to be more than that.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you guys can afford it, of course.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: No, it's gonna be like it's gonna be like four years,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: one sixty are gonna break a record. Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: Is he that good?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: He is that fucking good.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: He's pretty good when he's not there, it's in every
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: think it's different.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Notice he's double triple team.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Play.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: He changed and then he got shoulder surgery on both
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: his shoulders. He said he was playing and he couldn't
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: do a push up, so he was just playing and
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: like he couldn't just push the guys off him. So
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: he's just like growing. He's a night and he was
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: still effective without arms and now with arms. Yeah, he's
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: a terror.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: He's the guy I would show to if my son
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: was acting out like this, dude, you go to person
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: this dude. Yeah, your book whenever he wants. This is
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: the kind of guys you're gonna be sleeping next to
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: that breaks his shoulders, still plays. Yeah, it doesn't care
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: you think it's dick sleeps.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It doesn't Would you rather line up across from him
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: or like Max Crosby?
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Oh him, for sure?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: No, Max Crosby is a I'm not scared of wiggers.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not scared of wiggers.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Like Max Crosby is.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Is that fine? Black?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, that's good.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Matt.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm I'd rather go against Max Crosby as well.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: So that's biased, that's you guys being biased.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: No, no, Miles, I know, Miles Garrett. I'd rather go
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: against mccrosb.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Jalen Carter is the best defensive player in the league.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: No, not even top five.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, you're talking stats, right, Yes, you're gonna
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: do what sacks and all that bullshit. This guy is
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: a detriment to every human being when he steps on
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: the field.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: He's good, Jalen Carter is very good. But Max Crosby,
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Miles Garrett, Michael Parsons.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Miles Garrett, I get that. Miles Scarrett soft though.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Jalen Carter different, different type of dude. That guy fucking
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: means it. He is actually angry all the time.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I would agree with that.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Would you rather face him on the field or like
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: a long stretch of straight road.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: A quarter mile at a time?
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: That's a great question.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: Do you think you do? You think Jalen Carter is
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: more passionate about football or his racing, Like do you
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: think he has like a racing simulator at home?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I think he's just trying to slight He's trying to
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: slight our He had a fun time driving a racer.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, twenty four years, twenty four yards talking to
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: video games dans.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: My parents used to ask me that question all the
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: time about like or not even ask me a question.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: They'd just be like, whatever you do, be great at it,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: no matter what it is, being great at it. But
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: they're where your mind would go.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, conversation, he did you give me that bullshit?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Talk?
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Was like, no matter what you decide, I know you're
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: going to be great. To do more. I look back
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: and him you couldn't you know, that's such a fucking
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: easy album being a good dad going. I trust that
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: no matter what you choose, you're gonna be great.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way, au Se, get your fucking shoes on.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Throw me a football.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: You want to do something.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Force me into piano lessons or something like that.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Forced me about one thing.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: No piano was taking. Do you guys ever have to
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: take like music lessons like of course by force. Yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: it's the worst thing. Imagine.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I had to take piano for I don't know, ten
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: years or something.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: But it took with you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Well, hold on, here's what happened.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: This outfit stance.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Of course it took no it can take.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: The piano took me. I was always born to be
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: at a piano. You know, it's finally sat right. But
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I would say that I didn't like it for a
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: long time, and then I said I don't want to
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: do this anymore. And my parents, my mom specifically said
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: well you can give that up, but you have to
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: in another instrument. And then I started playing the guitar,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: and I learned that, and then I came back to
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: the piano on my own.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Did you have to do classes for guitar took?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was taking jazz lessons. Yeah, you like, I
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: don't care.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Do you like gelata?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be from I like. I like
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: ice cream, and I don't want this goddamn Italian bullshit.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: You know, you guys still act like you're this disenfranchised
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: group that came over on to Ellis Island and got
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: your gums checked and had to go in the you know,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: the wrong line. Italians are fine. You guys are fine.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Nobody said we want.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: You guys do what's your favorite thing? Like, what's your
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: favorite Italian food? You gotta pick one and then you
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: lose everything else Jesus included, I gotta go the hackiest
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: thing meatball?
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Not well done?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: There it is?
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Can we get a fucking cocksucker counter?
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: You were gonna say, like a baby, a baby with
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: got a fat tongue.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Now you posted so I said, do you think black
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: guys are afraid of you? Remember when I.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Texted you this, Yes I did. I didn't that you're
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: so confused like I'm not Max Crosby.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: You are Superman of whites.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Uh, you know white white people tell me that. Yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: because you guys don't want we You guys don't want
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: to feel you want to feel less white.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: That's not true.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Tommy is not white.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: But I think that.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Horseship ire bog mutants their bedbugs in the swamp.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: We were here half of it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: We were half fucking infection.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: I don't want it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Are you Irish?
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: English? English?
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Of course?
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: What's your breakdown?
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. When I plugged in for that, it
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: just sent back a picture of the mayflower.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah, you're bread.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I actually think we were. Yeah, were you? It's probably close.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I am what people accused me of being. I kind
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: of found that out recently. I was like, when did
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: we come here? And they were like, we're we don't know.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: When I see your face, I start goose stepping.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: When did the country start? Then? Yeah?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a pre country. Honestly, you might be pre country.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: You might have been here first.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: You are a chisel Greek god. I will say that
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: you swing a golf club.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you've gotten into golf.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: I'm something start of you.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what are you doing trying to hitting the wall?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the range or what again?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Range?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Nice ranger.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: I gave up my Matt. I bought a real nice
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Matt and a net. I'll give it to Chris.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Oh really I moved?
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why why'd you give it up?
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: He's got like a similar he bought that little box?
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: Oh really?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tracks, that's sick.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: You guys are all getting into it trying.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: That's that Patreon money we should all play. Yeah, it's okay,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: it's good.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: What do you mean, why don't fine? You guys? Crush it?
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: It's fine. Let him be humble now, it's it's really
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: just fine.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: You're only saying that because you know people in your
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: orbit who who have Patreon money. That's outrageous.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's like, yeah, billionaires, why are you trying
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: to set up a stuff island? Son of a boy? Dad?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Golf game?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Thinking about it? Thinking about it?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, have you been golfing?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: I mean I'm always ready. I played in high school.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a good swing. He's gotta suck really
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: good swing.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: But about that? Yeah, and I mean this sincerely. The
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: only thing that you just need to be told what
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: club to hit?
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: And if you and I are playing together, I guarantee
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: you I can shave ten strokes off of it just
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: from being like, don't hit that, hit this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I've been on the same team in the in the
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: what was it called the the Ryder Cup. If we'd
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: been on the same team and we had played together,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: we would have beaten teams that he and Chandle lost to.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: You play with Jandle right for one match?
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: And I play with Big Cat.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: We who do scramble?
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Frankie and I beat.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: I'll get dirty on scramble. You take me off the box? Yeah,
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: three thirty right on the dick.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Really, you got it on you because he's strong. How
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: strong is star Jack?
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: I can see him broking out the shirts.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Tommy's got that old man and you know muscle.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a plumber.
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: You're taking tea.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: You on it?
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're on it. Sponsor someone who's on it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Test me right now, twenty grand tests. I'll be your
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: twenty grand.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah you did? You completed this?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Sit here and wait for the party completed. That's that
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Patreon money thrown around.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's spend forty in tests. Half back.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: He's been like this. He's been built like this.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: You've been, You've been.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: I've been the same same weight for twenty five thirty years.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: You're working out the fuck. No, that's not that's over.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah you don't look like that. You don't.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: I didn't know if that was natural.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Six. To get to his point on forty I turned
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: forty six last month.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: That's not that old. That's crazy. That is so old.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Forty Are you kidding me? Forty six? Do you know who?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: El Prez?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's our boss. He's got nine houses.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: A company I run.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I've an LLC to was our peer.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait, here's a good question. Who's the CEO?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: You were? You were Chris? What of stuff? On?
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: You're the CEO? That's nice? Yeah, that's nice.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Get him afreshresh.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: We got one. I gotta I gotta ring a dinner.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Did you see how Tommy just had an empty beer
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: and he didn't even say would you mind taking this?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: He just he just held it out of age. That
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: is respect, exactly respect. You come from an era when
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: at restaurants you didn't even you just you just treated
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: the waiters like they were fucking garden.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Hey boy.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, You didn't even signal them. You just dropped ship
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: on the floor like a whistle. My dinner's done, here's
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: my plate shatter.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: First class, first class. Give him twenty bucks just for
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: the first drink, doesn't matter, that's it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: You're paying for drinks just it's out of respect. Oh,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: you're tipping the attention.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: You're tipping during the meal? Yes, are you kidding?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: That's how kids started it used to because it's too
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: in short propt. This is what it stands for. So
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: it's like tip. You would tip before the meal to
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: make sure they're like and keep them coming.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Yep. Oh my yeah. If you get an ADULTA plus,
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: if you're not in first class, twenty bucks will change
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: your flood experience.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: I think if.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: You don't want to get into this guy.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: I think if I was an adult hiplight attendant, they
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: would remove me from the plane. They would be like why,
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: I can't do why Jo?
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: But I have heard that though, that you tip a
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: flight attendant and they will treat you better.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: I'm sure I didn't even know it was like allowed.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: I thought that'd be one of those things to be like,
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: we can't accept.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: This, it's not you pom it like a fucking o,
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I see you, and then.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: You reach inside her coat and just place it in
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: her so that she doesn't have to.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: There's guys who do their their content online. Is them
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: getting onto a flight with five chocolate bars that have
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: one hundred dollars bills sticking out of them, and they're like,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: this is for the flight through in the pilots and
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: they'll come through and they're like, oh my god, like no,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: like this made my year, Like no one's ever done
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: anything like this. They obviously love to get some chocolate
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: and the money that comes with it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Bro, do you like chocolate?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not really chocolate guy?
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Have you been to Chicago? Is that true?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: No? That's why that stayed here and he brought his
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: home and ate it. No.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: No, I knew that it would stay, and I knew
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: that we were coming back in today. I love chocolate.
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: He's getting the chocolate you didn't.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: No, it's too chalky.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: It's like I feel like if you dropped it, you
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: don't have to eat it, just on my account.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Just why do you look so good? What did you
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: do today?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I won that tournament and I started spending all the money.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: He went third of a million dollars playing golf, golf tournament, Yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: playing golf the internetation.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Later day you next year.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: It's great. You just so you just dress up like
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: this every day?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's today? Wednesday?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Every day?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: It's every day to do this. Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Wow, what are you hiding?
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: Pow, I'm in just like half the cash I won.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: That'sh all I got left. No, I'm kidding, that's not true.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Good for you.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I got two hundred and twenty grand after taxes.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: I spent twenty of it so far.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Wait was it a million split three ways and you
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: got two twenty after taxes?
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: That doesn't make sense.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: But you think he'd be in a higher bracket, right,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you think he'd be in Do you think they would
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: be like one seventy five?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Right? That's a lot.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: That seems like a lot that I was taxed, that
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I was paid that you're paid to twenty sixty percent,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: it's like sixty five. Well, also, for what it's worth,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I had already maxed out my four to one k
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: for the year, so I didn't lose anything to retirement. Damn, kid.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Do you talk to him every day like this? Is
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: he always like this is.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Who I am. This is why you said that black
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: people are afraid of me.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: That's why I like seeing you once once a year
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: because it's such a fucking tree. You're like an ice
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: bath of fucking Caucasian.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Did you guys hang out when you were shooting Tires
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: a lot?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: We had one together one small day.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Are you guys working on season three?
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Shoot Monday, it's what's Oh?
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like that. You could have said that
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: it's a big one.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: I've been doing well.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: No, I believe he's he's joking in the joke show.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: You just want to hear my schedule?
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, open my phone, get my.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Phone, open my calendar.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: I don't need to see her Google calendar.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Water start pissing tires. Slow absorption is there? Like table reads?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Are you guys around, Like are you doing like a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: thing like in every other TV show where everybody sits
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: and table reads?
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: But not for us, No, no, not for tersie.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You know how when like they do like Lord of
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the Ring or whatever? The fuck? Uh? What was the
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: show House of the Dragon and show yea and everybody's
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: there and they discover all at the same time. What's
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: gonna happen? That season and they're like crying, I can't
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: believe their character got killed off. That doesn't happen for
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I think that's main characters.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, main characters do that stuff just to get in
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: the flow, find some new storylines. But when our stuff's
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: already set, and then we'll just do improv after we
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: get the lines in.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you guys are pretty main characters
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: though that show.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, imagine being on Game of Thrones for like ten
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: years straight, or we're all main characters. Imagine being on
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Game of Thrones for like a decade and then you
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: find out at the table read the characters getting killed
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: off it. I'd be like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah,
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: shoot me an email next time. Why do we have
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: to do this in front of the entire I asked crew, just.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Start texting your agent. Don't cancel that other thing we
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: passed time. Yeah, tell them we're considering.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: We had to fly to New Zealand read about getting
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: killed So.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: The sleep things is real, the New Zealand's.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I did well last night. I held on
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: for dear life. It was truly. I've never experienced something
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: like this for my body where I'm not kidding you.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I was falling asleep standing up. Yeah, I was like,
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: you know, all the time you go to bed, I
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: got I made it till ten pm, not bad, and
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: then I slept until three, and then I read for
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: an hour and a half and then I slept from
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: four thirty to eight thirty. So I'm really thrilled. That's
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: not bad. That's pretty darn good.
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when you woke up at three, where you.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Like, fuck, I've gotten five hours through through a time
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: that I had not been able to sleep. So I
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: was like, all right, if this is as good as
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: it gets, it's a huge step in the right direction.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: But I was still really tied. What she was the
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: cocktail last night, I just smoked some weed.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Interesting, you're exciting.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I hadn't even really done that. I mean, I
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I a little bit, but I I had done that
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: with other things, and I was just like, I don't
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: want to keep really, if I get to a point
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: where I have to rely on out a van or whatever,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: any of these things, that I'm going to come out
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: of this reliant sleep for sleeping, and I don't want
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: to do that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: So I'm the I'm like, if I do something once
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: and it works to sleep. I do that now, That's
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: how I sleep.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Pharmaceutical driver, scare me, dude.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: What's your what's your like beat off schedule?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Were you cranking?
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Do you wake up at three?
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I'm going I'm going to know.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I was. I didn't want to get my heart.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: Right up, your heart rate up?
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I was trying to you your hand. Do you just
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: crank so slowly that you keep a measured heartbeat?
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Heart caps out?
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Like, think about when I just want to punch.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: You, don't you don't.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: I didn't want to.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to wake up more.
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: You're sending dead kids all over your belly. That makes
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: you tired. You're worrying about your fucking heart rate is insane.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree. I think that if
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: you knew why I had struggled so much over the
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: last five days, Like at this point I had to
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: pretend that I was to myself that I was going
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: to get back to sleep, and being like, let's have
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: sex with ourselves is not that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: But I think sometimes fantasizing can lead your body to
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: a dream state faster. If you're like fantasizing, you know,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: maybe even you just go no touch.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I was fantasizing.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Fantasizing, just go fantasy sleep.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: That was my fantasy.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Nuts.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I was, I was, I was. I started watching Godfather too,
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: because you said you watched Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I've watched one about five times over the break. Yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I couldn't stop watching it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I started watching two again. I've only seen it like
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: once or twice, and such a treat. Oh my god,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: what an unbelievable movie. It is unfucking believable. How good
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: that movie is?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how they weave between I don't well, I'll actually
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I like the throwback storyline more than the Cuba story. Yes, yeah,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: him like creeping over the rooftops.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: We're talking about stalking, stalking that that bad dawn across
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: the ROOFTOPSCI. Yeah, as good as it gets.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen the second one, and forever.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: You should watch it. It will like force you to
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: just use zero in like that scene and get out
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: when he gets sent.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: Something conducive to What do you mean you're too confid?
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: You're getting everybody's sucking.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why you're sitting up like this?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: That's why I sat up.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Engage.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: I wish I could lay down you know your discourse.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wish I could.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: I wish I could be fully.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: I want to talk about the movies.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: This is a movie. Stack like movie the last time
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: you saw Godfather too?
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: You like movies, You.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Like like movies.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: There's a theater.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: There's a theater underneath the bridge.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, swearing.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it was called.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: It was the best movie I've ever seen.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: You gotta trying to.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: What a fucking asshole you came at me first?
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Well I was talking about coffee and.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: You came at him with that, did I?
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you came came at him.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Saying a story about a thing you like.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Strong about it?
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  Speaker 1: The only reason I have for HBO. The only reason
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I pay for all those channels is because The Godfather
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: comes off from time to time. But they've been playing
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: The Godfather three more than they've been playing Godfather too.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Everyone said it sucked, and then I've met some people
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: who are like, dude, it's not that bad. It's worth watching.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it just doesn't.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It's just modern ones amazing.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Two is the greatest film ever ever made.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Obviously, Three is you know, not gonna hold up. It's
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: like fucking Rocky five.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it's weird.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Tommy say something ignorant.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't know. As a kid watching Star Wars, my
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: ranking of them was probably three was my favorite. Yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: Uh, the Empire strikes Back.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: No, that's two.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, let's not do that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Five, don't do the fucking episode bull.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: I thought the Empire strikes Back was three?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Was the third?
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: One?
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: No Return of the Jedi, Turn of the jedis that one? No,
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: New Hope is four. Empire strikes Back is technic, are
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Doing You're doing the order with THEE.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I don't like doing that. I don't want to do that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I want what you're doing that that He introduced that,
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: and then I allowed it.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: But the first one ever made was a New Hope. Correct, Yeah,
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: And then the third one ever made was the Empire
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: Strikes Back.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Wrong? Really, second one made was Empire Strikes Back. The
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: third one is Return of the Jedi.
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: I see, I see.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I thought Return of the Jedi was the best. Then
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: a New Hope, then Empire strikes Back, Come to find
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: the world holds Empire Strikes Back as the great film
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: of the franchise, then a New Hope, and then Return
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: of the Jedi was this okay movie? Yeah?
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Opposite the Children any trilogy? The middle one is the best.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: When his kids throw that kid in a wood chip?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: How would how would how.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Would you rank the Dark Knight trilogy? How would you
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: can't handle that?
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: How is your would you say that again?
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: Please?
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: How have you gotten away that this long? It's grating?
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: It is great problem?
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: What is his fucking problem?
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: The Dark Knight contract negotiations to something.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: We just had?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Why, come to think of it, he might.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Why you just want a million dollars playing against fat Retard.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Two twenty And by the way, shut the fuck up
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: and say there were some tour level pros in that tournament.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I think my teammates.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: There were some tour level retards and then.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Season two retards.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: How would you rank the Dark Knight? You know what,
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: we don't have to do that. I don't think we
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: need to do that.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: I would say Dark Knight. The Dark Knight is the
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: best one by a mind.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not even close.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: Dark Knight Rises is very good too. What would you
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: say is too though?
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know Batman Begins or Dark Knight Rise, Dark
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Knight Rises.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: I think a lot of people that have seen those
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: movies have never even seen Batman Begins.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Is that so? Yeah, Batman Begins.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: I went to a movie my fat aunt Laurie. You
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: know that one of the Batman's where the balls.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Drop, Yes, and he goes ding ding Yes, yes, and.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: It's very quiet and everyone's like so intense, and she
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: laughed so hard.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: You saw the one where it's like Jack Nicholson's The Joker.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, No, yeah, it was. It was probably like eighty eight.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: You went to the theater.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the balls dropped. She she peter pants laughing
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: because it was two balls drop it. She had to
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: get up because she wet her pants.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Had she had kids at that point? Was her pelvic
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: floor weekend or she had one kid. Yeah, okay, I.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Don't think that's excuse that.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Women had kids.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: That's a really dog whistle.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Just two balls.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't I don't know if I've seen that whole one.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what that is.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: I've never even seen that one.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, balls dropping, you're talking about testicles.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: No, there's like two grenades kind of dropped. Oh, but
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: they're they're smooth.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: And why did she think that very so funny.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Because it looks like to nuts dropping it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: It was a sexual.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: It was definitely phallic.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, she was little something for the adults.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: I think fallis. Yeah, what you know what I'm going
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: to say?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, I said it incorrectly.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: No, you didn't say it incorrectly. I think fallis only
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: applies to the actual shaft. Phallic, phallic. I don't think
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: it applies to the balls. It's just the shaft. I
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: think phallic. That's why I like the Washington Monument is phallic.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Could you check that for me. I could be wrong
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: about that if it's the whole male genital genitalia.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: If you hear the second time, Yeah, but.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: That doesn't Yeah, I think I think this is phallic.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: If you were to put this here and you were
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: applying I don't think balls are phallic. I could be wrong.
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: Sound off in the comments, guys, let us know, let
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: us know, or balls?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Did you do? You have a lot of fat ants?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: They're all fat, are they?
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: At this point.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Talked about it on stage. I have a bit about
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: night terrors. Say all my ants are built for winter,
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: and I name up this in particularly this one ant.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: And do you think she knows well.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: My cousin her daughter just got married. Yeah, my brother
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Steve goes to the wedding and she walks up to Steve.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: She's got a wig on. She did, goes upic. It
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: looks like an elephant losing like six hundred poundstruction is
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: all out of whack. She walks right up to my
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: brother Steve Gome. You know, I had to not invite
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: people to bridge its wedding, so Tom was one of them.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Apparently he's on stage talking about how fat God I
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: got a fucking annex from a wedding.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: That's brutal.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that would keep me from even
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: doing it, because I'd be so such a people pleasing
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: pussy that I just would be scared that they would
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: get back to somebody.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: Well you should change the name. Yeah, I had an
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: easy app Yeah, you say the facts and then you
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: just throw a name in there.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: That's not one of my mom's sisters.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah you justel like it's made up. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: but you said the name, say any name.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. This pictures to put me in her fucking basement
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: with the story Thanksgiving to a kid's table. No, it
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: was like thirteen, so I lost my mind. She pullied
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: the funk out of him. Yeah, this pig's gonna get
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: it when I get older.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: Thirteen, get bagging to get out of the kids table.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: It's ambitious.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Crazy. Yeah, knock on the door, take a piss.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you at high hopes as the young boy. He said,
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: this isn't it. This isn't for me.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: She was taking you to movies though she was spoiling you,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: She was taking parents.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: She the one that pissed herself. Oh yeah, she sounds
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: like a problem, Yeah, problem locking you in the kids.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to her funeral.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: Fuck that she's gonna.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Did you guys hear about uh that? Like there's Ozembic
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: face or whatever, all the Ozmpic stuff. But it just
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: came out there's a zempic dick. That there's ozempic dick.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: What does it do?
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: Does it make your dick bigger?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I think I think that's making making dicks bigger.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: Well, I think that's naturally your belly.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, and you lose you gain an inch for
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: every thirty five pounds.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Really, that's not true, that's crazy.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: I feel like I could see if you lose thirty five,
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: I'm hoping to at least get an in build in Yeah,
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: and everything around him.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's a visual thing.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: So does that mean Frank the Tank has like a
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: fourteen inch Yeah?
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: What is Frank the Tank working with?
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: I have zero doubt that his dick doubled.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: I think it's more that before he had a negative
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: seven Yeah yeah, and now he yes, yeah. Yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: I hope, dude, I hope. I hope he think not
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: to take a ship. Yeah, gotta have something.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: He's definitely got a big dick. It's natural. Why it
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: just happens?
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: You've never like lost like weight and been like no, well, interesting.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't think I've ever lost that. I've
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: never lost I've never fluctuated thirty five.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I feel like you hold a lot of fat in
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: the in the uh.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Penis in the.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Foop, yeah, and the the uh, the pubic hair area
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: in general. And then when you lose weight that cuts
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: slims down.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Shave your bird.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: You're becoming easier exactly. Yeah, that extra.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: But you're all pube though.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: Yes, you thick down there. Yes your sick hair. Yeah, yeah,
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: why I don't know.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: You can kind of drive without an airbag. Yeah, he
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: just has like a fucking.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah little shell, turtle shell.
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: I wish that my hair was the same texture as
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: my pubic hair.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it'd be nice.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: I got a much better pubic situation going on than
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: up top, you know, nice curls.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nobody's pubes goes bald.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Taking the wrong areas. Did you ever do hair transplant?
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I just did so I'm not being This isn't a shot.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I know. That's amazing.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nice fucking hair that's rooted.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: In two Yeah, it's beautiful. That's amazing.
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: You sure what you never did?
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Nothing?
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: No, nothing, Wiley, I'm not going to not doing botoxin,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: doing lifts, not doing hair transplants. This is going to
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: age gracefully like a fucking man. It'll make him like
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: this anymore.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Twenty four year olds fly fing eating cacao.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I saw a dude. I saw a video of a
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: dude who's six six, and he said that he's going
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: to the bar in lifts and air maxes, so he
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: could be six nine because he's had all the six
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: foot guys are going from six foot to six three Jesus,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: and they're getting closer to him, and with the inflance,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: with the with the implants, with the lifts and the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: and the air maxes.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: And you can't be six six throwing implants.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: And he's throwing the fucking the wedges in his shoes
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: in the air maxes, and he's getting three more inches
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: because he says his face cards not good enough.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: Getting wild If your face cards not good enough, going
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: from six six to six nine isn't helping anything, Like, oh,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: this guy.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Is a creature, and being a six foot nine guy
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: having a normal conversation with like a five to five
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: girl is assault. Yeah that's all it is. Yeah, there's
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: no way that that's that is too too, you know,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: too much.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: Five eight be funny, three inch three inch implants too.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: I was talking to someone the other day, Zach from
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: the Chicago office. He was saying that if you go
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: too big on the implants that your your shoes just
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: turn into flip flops because your heels are sticking out
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: of the back of the shoe because there's so much
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: implant in the shoe.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: He was trying it.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: I think he said, like he tried it once, but
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: I think he's tall.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably going to six three. Six foot guys
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: are going to six three. Yeah, six three guys have
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: to be in fucking shaking in their boots. You might
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: as well go to six six.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm wondering. This is new info for me.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: You got the money?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, actually, par for the course, all right, this
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: is a great moment. So so I'm an obsessive person.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: I'm an materially obsessive person, although I'll also get fixated
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: on like a hobby or like juggling. I got obsessed
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: with learning to juggle, and I spent two weeks everywhere
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: I went, show us, just going show us something I juggling.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: How long ago was that?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: That was when I was like thirteen, that you were juggling. Yeah,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I mean I still can. Once you learn it, you
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: don't lose it. It's like the Rubik's cube. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: We don't have anything to juggle in here, dude, not
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: really do We don't have three balls, we have three producers.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Three We really don't need something we don't need to do.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I trust you, No, I believe it is. I believe
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: that you could juggle.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: What do you got? Yeah? Sure, there we go. I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: don't even thinks so many people this is.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: A very difficult thing to juggle.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Could you go all day?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: That's legitimately impressed?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Good good?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: But if they were circular, Oh, that's I'm in. I'm
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: in finish the story.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: You've earned the rest of the story.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: Everybody got a gun?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Three guns? So?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: You like? I love chocolate? Yeah, I brought back Chicago
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Holy ship. Can we get him another beer? Let's get
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: him another beer?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Has this juggling?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Have some chocolate?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: It's mushroom jock right now.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: The obsession is you're a coffee guy. You're a coffee guy.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I know you are. Yeah, what do you like? What's
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: your coffee drink?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: You're definitely a real You're definitely like you're missing the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: beans and ship. No, I mean, yeah, you got your
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: whole process.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a Boletti. I do a Boletti.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: It's the small wap espresso machine you put on the stove.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: That's great. I used to have one of those. Yeah,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: those are great.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: That I'll put some hot water an Americano if I want,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: or just do a bleedi.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Those are great microphone.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: I was making a joke.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: They're like gun metal steel looking and they're cool and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: you put them right on the stove. Yeah, that's cool,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: and you slow perk it.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: It's like an espresso maker for you.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: I used to have. I have a pour over and
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I have a press so you yeah, so you drink.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: I do a col bro I got a col brew maker.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: This is a coffee guy.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, coffee, but I'm not unlocked it. We should have started,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: but I can't.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: He did start with this, and he mocked me for it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, you like coffee, He's like.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: And these.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: You fucking threw shade immediately, did not?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: You started this.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Whole thing being a cocksucker.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: And I don't know if that's your pants, you shoes,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: your hair, but you did this.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: Wait, so you're not So you're not going out to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: get coffee because you can't have coffee outside the house.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: No, that's not true.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: You got to travel set up.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: I can.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Thermous.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: You got a Coleman and I would.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: I just black hot, black hot. I don't put anything
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: in it, No sugar, no cream, straight black.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: You didn't get an alcer, that's it. Yeah, bad for
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: the stomach.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: And ate the coffee.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I like espresso. You like like expresso drinks, and
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I've become obsessed with acquiring a very high end espresso machine.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Say, looked into it. Thirteen hundred is the bottom rung. Yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: you can to thirty five, twenty six.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: You can go above that.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: But that's that's for a three press four press.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: No, that's dude. If you want an individual hard is
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: like loud As shit, twelve to eighteen.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Bro, you can go for an individual one, you can go.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at lamar Zako's. Yeah, those are like six grand.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: That's insane, I know.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: And that's why I'm looking at them used and refurbished.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: But these things are so coveted that it's almost like worshes,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: where the more that they're used, the more value they have.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: There's like a you cannot find a secondary market or
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: used versions of these things. Yeah, I've been on eBay.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: I got scammed by everybody, really everybody. And these people
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: are brilliant, these scammers on eBay. Oh they're listing them
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: at prices that are just attractive enough but not suspicious
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: enough to warrant someone who I'm an eBay nube. I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: don't know shit. And so you like, do you like daycare?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Where's this gun Somalia?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: You ever been to Minneapolis? There's this place. It's staycare. Yeah,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: in Miniaplis.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I missed that whole thing. By the way, I was
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: in New Zealand, so I didn't keep up with that
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: news cycle.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: There wasn't much to learn.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: Cut that last one.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Too much of a good thing.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Marzakos and a company.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: You don't need all that.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I know that I don't. So I was going to
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: see if you had any recommendations.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Here go one to two thousand.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: I've got the revel touch. It's not good.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: No, that's not the same.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: It's too automated.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: You want a true professional industrial style. I want an
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: acoustic it'll last forever.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: I want a truly acoustic thing that requires commitment and
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: learning and precision. Grind the beans, way the beans, all
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: that ship.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want that spray them down.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: But dude, I also at the same time, I don't
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: want an insane amount of maintenance because you're going.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you have to wait, so if you leave,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: you have to you have to feed it.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: People say, people say that these work best if you
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: use them every day, you use them all the time.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not for personal use. It's for a shot.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: It's a ferrari that you don't want to keep in
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: the garage. You want to dry. Would just.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: Cargs nice? Also, then espresso.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: That's what I was going to say. If you very
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: get the out of here, then that.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Is water.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: All time.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: It's a delight you can have. You can start there.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I started there. We all start somewhere. We all start.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: I'm a simplicity.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Park your horse. When you you got to feed outside,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: like your legs are starting to.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Bow, I hand the reins off to the trainer.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: The whitest guy you've ever met your life? Is it nuts?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: It's actually a good question.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I know. I saw him wrap for Ludacris.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: I did too, wrapped for Ludacris in person on the
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: radio where on Serious.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: XM at their office. Oh his song, no, my song,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: your own personal song.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you are genius in a way. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: I mean that you have a song.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: So what do you want to do it?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: My ing?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Is your your your? You live on top of the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: coffee shop me?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: I do, yes, But I don't like buying coffee because
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: you want to pay spend six coffee that'll pay for
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: itself in what twenty years? Five years, four years?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: But you also told me that the coffee beans that
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: you get are you buy those at the beginning of
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: the years.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Now I get them for free mm hmm. And those
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: are amazing.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: But what about if you're going to go espresso, you're
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: not going to need those beans?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah you can. You can make espresso with regular coffee beans. Really,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: it's just very well, there are espresso beans, but espresso
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: I think you should dry. Oh and will you help
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: me out with this. Is espresso strictly about the beans
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: or is it? Can you make espresso just by having
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: to be very condensed coffee from this dress? That's what
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: I thought. That's what I think.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: That's not the most that's not Google, Google.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, not the process. How do you kill your podcast? Ghost?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: It's not about the beans?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: So could you technically we're going to write the book
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: to me peanut about the bean espresso.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: What do you mean pino bean?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Like, could you just use any bean pinto pinoy?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: I'm late, some fucking pino beans.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Tokle left when you should tak a right?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: Could you make like like black bean coffee? No, it
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: has to be coffee beans. Well obviously obviously obviously it
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: wouldn't be coffee, But could you technically make that as.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: A How are you lie?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: I mean we're talking to you.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Any bean, it's any coffee beans.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Saying could you make a burger out of crayon's?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Like, no, No, they're all beans.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: They're all beans. If it's about the way that you compressed.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: The beans like that.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: They're all beans.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: What do you mean they're all all beans?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: You could technically get and you could trick someone this
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: cup of coffee.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: That's why all thet they're fat, jelly jelly, all the
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: kids are fat.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, get jelly bellies pressed. If you pressed beans,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: all that would come out like water?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, did juice starch, which is well you need bean
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: grounds true, true.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: Which is just refried beans, basically refri.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Wait, is that chocolate mushrooms?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: Is that why we're here.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's mushroom.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: How do we get here?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: It's not mushrooms? I told him it was mushroom chocolate.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Mhm, it is.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: Couldn't all beans just fucking beans? If you think about it,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: have you slink about it? Have you slink about it?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: You probably just have a dry them. So which one
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: are you gonna? Are you gonna go with?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know yet.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Are you you're really gonna spend six thousand?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to. I've really kind of decided
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: I need to chill the fuck out on spending. And
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: that was why I was really begging or hoping to
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: find a refurbished, half broken you know thing.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you want one of the big like the
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: golden one with fucking air pumps coming out of it.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: And see their co two cartridges. Every nice coffee shop
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: you go to has a lump our zako. Those are
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: the thirty thousand dollars riggs that he's talking about. Yeah,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Which that's where you're like, oh, these coffee shops are
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: always started by people who get investors because the overhead
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: costs of starting it. You got it. That's that's a
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: thing you gotta Yeah, and they'd make a couple versions
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: for the home. One is called the Micra, the linear Micra,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: which is relatively small, just one sort of thing spout.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I don't have the verbage right, but you know, you
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: put that under your cabinet, on your shelf, and you can.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: You can make it work. But I they're forty five
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks from the website new I mean, I was
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: hoping you do what you have to do. I was, no,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to spend that.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: Would be fine.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: You you're going to make a mistake, Get a new one.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: What if it's a lemon, you know, you get a
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: shitty one?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: You know the inner workings that fucking thing.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: Someone's been making fucking black bean coffee.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: So magare wop put the water in the wrong fu
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: the stiller.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, you gotta get a fresh one.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: I can't. I don't. I don't think I can spend
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: that right now. I can't.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: You just sold the shoes, But are you talking about
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: your shoe money?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I sold on my Jordan's.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: You sold your Jordan's.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: People got mad at me. So many people had asked
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: me if they could buy them from me, and I
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: I just didn't want to go through the rigmarole of
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: shipping each individual pair out to some different person than having.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: So I went to the resale places in the Lower
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: east Side and sold them all. Got my face fucked off,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: but I knew that would happen.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: You got shoes, You got shoes.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got shoes, but you got like these boys,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: you got.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: Like sneakers, Like are you a sneakerhead?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: No? No, I like snakes. I look good.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: What's your best pair?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Incredibly you're incredibly well dressed.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't care about like even but even.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Like when you go to like an Eagles game or
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got the peaka you're gonn you're like coat guy, right.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: But also we're like cool like Eagles, like vintage, like
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: ship like you to write color tones and stuff like
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: that's cool.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: I had a good Eagle So I used to have
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: a good Eagles shirt that you once tried to buy
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: from me, and you didn't give it to them, and
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: I didn't give it to you, and then I lost it.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: Of course, you know, I felt bad about it.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: And now you know how the kids feel. Who Francis
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: tried to sell his shoes.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't lose my shoes.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: I just you sold them in a bulk, a wholesale.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Not wholesale. I just sold them to the place where
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: you would get there.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to go to the post office once,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: so you went to three different stores.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's honestly, that's not a bad like
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: going to the.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: Post What are we talking here?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: I'ld seven pairs of sneakers for nineteen hundred bucks. Two
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: thousand bucks. Yeah, cash, they hand us cash.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: That's great, and they're they're probably worth They're gonna make
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: five six grand off.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: That probably something like that, maybe four.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you buffalo exchanged yourself.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: It's some fucking twenty year old didn't win.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Well. Someone someone messaged me and was like, if all
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: you were going to get for the wootherspoon mayor Max
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: was two hundred dollars, you could have easily sent them
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: that to a to a fan like me who would
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: have loved them. And I'm like, this isn't you know
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: you want to come to my home and hand me
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: the cash and pick them up. Sure.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's also kind of a like no one's thinking
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: that you're not You're not cleaning out your apartment, being like,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: would any of my podcasts listeners want.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Any of this?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Well, you say that I did. I did put out anyone.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: I did put out the call on the pod, being like,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: if anyone wants to buy them, that is on me.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Do it agree. But the problem with that was that
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I then I got fucking four hundred messages from being
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: people being like I only want this pair, I only
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: I wanted to get rid of them all in one
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: fell swoop. Yeah.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 6: And a lot of those people probably aren't even fans
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: of the podcast, just like they got tipped off, like
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: this guy bars.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: The hood of you, but I want you joy yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: And then people were like oh and then people were like,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: send pictures of the heel, send pictures of the toe box.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I want I want proof of this, like I need to,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: you know, And I'm like, god, damn dude, I'm not
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: doing all this. Bring them to one guy in the
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Lower east Side who sniffs the tongue and he's like,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: good to go. It smells like bubble gum, these are
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: real whatever, you know.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: Sometimes it smells like, uh yeah, they're always doing weird ship.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: What was the end of that? I was gonna say
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: sometimes it smells like watermelon. But then I realized that
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: I was thinking about because when they smack it, they're like, they.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Just sound like that would have been fine.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: For the sneaker heads. They would have been on my ass.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: My brother used to do that to me growing up.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: What he would scratch his palm like this and you go,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: oh my god, it smells just like strawberry.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Smells.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: And then what he smelled face. Yeah, stuff. That's a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: good one though. We used to do with the You
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: ever do this with the lacrosse stick or the hockey stick?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: There is the only to look where people be like,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: look at the and then you jam it into their face.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: You guys never did that.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Just hit them with the butt of the stick on
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: their face, went into it.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: Hard, so you're trying to kill them.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: It's pretty barbaric.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Though I created this, I played on winning teams. Chemist
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: on the team.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: It was a lot moreigans. It's not a serious program.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you would be doing we would.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: The big one was the best one to do and
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: hockey was take the butt of the stick and you
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: jab it into someone's back and then you twist them
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: and then pull them in.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: We would do that.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a classic.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, wrap the jersey and pull them in.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, funny.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: The other thing we would do on the sideline is
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: because guys would be leaning on their stick a way
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: to stand as they'd lean on their stick and have
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: their legs kind of and we would kick the stick
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: or you just poke it like that, and sometimes you
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: did it really well, like go flying.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, stick check them you ever get you ever
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 6: get fully de sticked?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, de wanded we call yeah yards healed. That was
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: always embarrassing.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, that's going to be like
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: you're scrambling on the ground trying to pick it.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Up, posterizing of lacrosse, Yeah, I would say. Or the
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: ankle breaking.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember losing my stick a couple of times
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: in hockey, and then in hockey it slides and then
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 6: you're just chasing your stick while the game is still
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: going on. There's four guys or eight guys down there
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: still playing, and you're skating up to get your stick.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Tell me what were your sports? I know you
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: heard the question.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: Not much so I was biking to coffee from a
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: young age.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: So baseball, basketball, football, that was.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Your favorite baseball baseball. Yeah, you look like a baseball player.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: You look like you could go three quarter like sleeves
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: or something. Oh yeah, you probably roll That wasn't around really, Yeah,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: to his point, you couldn't just like bake it.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: No, we weren't fucking jerk off yet.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 6: We just played the game and you were playing. You
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 6: guys still had like the socks tucked in like.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Jones.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: We had old school steps where it wasn't part of
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: the sock.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: They played with it a separate piece necktie on.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, white trash.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: Everyone.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: That's why I get faced because it coincided with my
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: baseball season.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: It makes sense if I took it all back, I.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Did, you know, Yeah, I'd probably just play golf.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: That's what everyone says. But that's because everyone gets into
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: it later.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is. It's an old man's sport.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Also, it's like, good for you.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: If you played golf from the time that you were
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: that age until now, you'd probably hate golf.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: You learn so much more about you know, competitive sports
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: like football, baseball, basketball.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, like as a person, like being
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: a teammate.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a teammate, I agree.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: You know your character, your camaraderie, your fear, you know,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: stepping up like that kind of shit. I wrote an
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: article for New York Times about Jesus right before the
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: Eagles one.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: You wrote an article, you said, you wrote an article
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: for the New York Times.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what the fuck out CTE.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: It was based on ct right before the Eagles won
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: the Super Bowl last year? No, the first one?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, are you serious? Right now you're published in
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: the New York Times. Yes, that's fantastic.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look it up.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: I believe you.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just in New York Times.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: No, you didn't do this.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: It says, do you like coffee?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: Let's talk the reason I chose coffee over football. No,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: but I spoke about like the camaraderie, that that whole
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: thing that youth football. So my brother was going through
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: an issue with like him getting his son into into
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: sports football in particular for head injuries. When it came
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: out like this is an issue with young children, and
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: I'm like, well that what that? What that did for
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: me as an adult is like you can't replace. It's
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: like the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced was being
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: around a group of kids all growing through adolescents. Scared
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: the fuck like going through weigh and just seeing another
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: team from a shitty town and just getting you know,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: that's fucking firing your belly, going like this is it?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: And then just like just competing.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: You guys had way in.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So so sixty seventy ninety one to ten. It's
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: like weight classes, weight classes pebe football.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: And there was no one on the team who could
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: be over a certain way now, so.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: They would take the fat kids, put them in trash bags,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: little glad bag trash bags.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like like wrestlers.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, around the around the field. They way back in
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: and if you know, if he got in, they feed
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: them like four or five hot dogs and then get
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: out there and we win five out of seven years championship.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: Hill Raiders were the fucking dogs. We were the fucking.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Drexon Hill Raiders.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Drexel Hill.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, raised and raised.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: Did you go to Bonner?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Really really, I didn't shut up?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like no, I liked his fake and fucking works.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What was the name of the article? Yeah, so
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: what were the point of the article that the paralysis
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: was worth the camaraderie.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I think the development of a child's
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: personality the matter. Yeah, yeah, at a certain level. Right, So,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: like we're not talking about the percentages of people that
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: get to the CD level and compete at a high
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: level in college and professional grade like fucking football. Those
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: are the people that we save the brains, right, Yeah,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: there's cornerbacks and fucking safeties.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Is there no risk of that whatsoever even through high school?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Calculated?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: I'm sure calculate risk, of course, but like.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: It's less frequent, certainly, I think. But the whole reason
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: that they're telling these kids we shouldn't put kids in this.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: Well, the conflicted message because we.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Don't want to start the process earlier.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: It's like what it gives you if you don't have
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: I like that. I like that, but you also want
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: to protect right, you know, the chance.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Do you not think that a young boy could learn
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: those skills and those things from another sport that's less.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: Violence is imperative?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you get had the New York Times?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Let you write it.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: I was going to ask the same, but you send
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: in a shot it.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: I mean, it is crazy from these guys.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: You were.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: I mean, it is a good question. How did you
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: get in that?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: Somebody reached out saying, do you have any humor human Yeah,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: humoristic conversations. Want anything that's pressing?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: That's pretty. You were pretty You were pretty ahead of
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: the game on that.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was twenty eighteen.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: You knew an editor at The New York Times.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they reached out.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Francis's dream.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: It is truly a dream of mine to be published
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: in either that or the New York New York You have.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: Published the New York Times.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: No, you dumb pussy.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: I know I've submitted for I've submitted for The New
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: Yorker before, for Talks and Murmurs, which is their humor thing.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: But I didn't get it.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: Wow, you should.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: What's your brilliant I wrote like a humorous essay about
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: the process of buying an engagement.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: Right, that's your fault. Well, just keep shooting.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: I feel like I know.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: You know, look ct of marriage.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Here, give it to him.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: You got to give it to I feel like I'm alone,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: don't have fun, don't drink beer?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Haven, where's my next beermy?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Now that we're all your pissed, now that we're upset,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: I got the New York Times.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: We're getting along, you and me. Earlier today, you said
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: something that I almost could not come back from what
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: I say. When you're talking about your overweight aunt and
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: you said that, well your way different.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: You know you're white.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to say your auntie, do they?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that, of course she didn't.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: You're so white, you're saying black things.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: I guess I don't hear color. But I was going
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: to say that you said, uh, you know, you got
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: annexed from the wedding. I think annexed means added.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: To no, no, no.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: I had a very hard time moving on from that.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Really, Tommy wildly, I think like Puerto Rico got annexed.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Which means that we added it to America. Think about
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: an annex to a house. That's an addition.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: The whole time, you meant to say axed.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Which is a black thing, and you said annexed, annexed.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: So what do you what are you saying that she got?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: I could, I could.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: My brain was locked on this one thought, and I
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: was like, do I tell him? But we weren't getting
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: along at that time. Oh we are now, so now
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: we're fine. So I felt like I could finally bring
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: it back up.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not going to talk to you for three
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: weeks even horrendous.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, I thought it was a fucking I thought I
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: got chopped off.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: You're not coming to my wedding? Is that what I
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: told you?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know you were getting married?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: Well, I just told you a question.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: I wrote an article.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: You're not coming. You're not coming to my wedding, correct,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: That is correct. I choose not to come.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I know it's going to be lovely. I know it's
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: going to be a beautiful wedding. To tell me about it,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: of course, I wouldn't miss it.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: Where are you doing it? What's going on?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 6: The mothership will let you know.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: I'll bring the coffee and friends will get married there
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: for sure. God you don't think.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: Of course soon too. Yeah.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: They women in though yet right at.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: The Mothership they got women in there.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do comics. Yeah, there's a bunch.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's progressive, progressive, that's fucking great. I think it's
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: a little bit of that one. I've been assaulted today.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: You get it right. What's your name again, Sean?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Philly guy?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Philly guy?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: Are you where are you from? Jesus Christ? You like cars?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: There's this car shop.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: Coming.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: It's a good bit.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: It is a good bit.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: Did you guys think it was a good bit?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: I love to run it the whole time.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: I loved it.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: It came, it went, and then it came back.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: It's called a rake bit. You did lose it first minute.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: That's what's called a rake bit. You gotta lose it
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: to gain it.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: A rake bit. Rake How does that work?
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: You just do something so long that it becomes I
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: get that horrendous. It gets so much better when you
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: bring it back around. Keep fucking doing it. Sit in
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: the trenches.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you say in the pocket, you get see and
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 6: you know, I know this is funny. I'm gonna make
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: it funny.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Do you do anything you want to promote?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: I wasn't done. I'm talking to.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: I guess that's it.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: You and I are to talk.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: Stuff is on the podcasts.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: Look at Dish my cooking show.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: We're gonna come down there and we're gonna do show.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: I would love that.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then we're going to golf. I would love that,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 6: and we're gonna film.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: That as well.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I gotta get I gotta get sucking swinging.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: You guys got to do a steak off too, while
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: you're down there, look at dish them. We're coming against you, guys.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 6: You think you're not coming.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: Walk out of my kitchen?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Really, Fran just can't cook a steak anyway.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: Stay last night, temperature, Can I tell you what I
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: cooked last night? I cooked venison Korean rice bowls. Nice,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: it's actually awesome.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: Use Hoistan.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I made my own I made my own stir
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: fry sauce with sesame oil, soy sauce or grated garlic,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: grated ginger, honey, brown sugar. What was your sweetening brown sugar?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: And there was something else in there too, Hoistan, I
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: don't think I used. And then I made up my
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: own Chipotle mayo spicy with some kind of like weird
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: Chinese paste that was very.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: What'd you say, Yeah, spicy as well, concentrated, like it's
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: like their tomato paste.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: You know what I've started doing that? I never used
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: to do cut that and I and I never realized
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: how important it is.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: Good say start over, that's.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: Okay what I started doing. I said, what is that.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: Sure for napon?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: Dude, you wouldn't know.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: Thought it was.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: Continue Jesus Christ.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: I think what I've learned you ever been.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: Do you have is use that a credit as a
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 6: credit when you go up like you might know him
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: from the New York Times.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: You might have read him, it's funny.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: You might have seen him in the Times.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: You might recognize his tone from.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: The record worlds, like when you go to the NFL games,
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 6: are people like, whoa, that's the guy that wrote about c.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second, my kids, that does look like
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: the same tiny picture. Thanks for having me, guys, This
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: is great.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, South Island stuff washing rice before I cook It
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 6: was what I was gonna say, was you have to
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 6: wash the ice.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: And I used to just throw it in the bag.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: Now I wash it and it tastes so much better. Yeah,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: it's crazy sushi rice? Or would you use just white bismadi?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 6: It was really good.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: And then I cut cucumbers really thin, and then I
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: julianned carrots and uh, and then I added some kimchi. Mmmm.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: So I did all that with the chipotle mao and
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: the venison and the stirfry over the rice. Pretty good man.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: You can buy it now at like regular grocery.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: Storey bird, I would love that.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: Wild venison is probably way better than fucking the store
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: bought shift that's raised in a deer farm. But I
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: did have I've had a couple pod listeners. One guy
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: sent me elk steaks that eat from an elkie shot. Yeah,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: that was all awesome.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: I got medicine in my fridge right now from a
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: freezer from a farmer. Yeah.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Where did you get all that ship? What a grocery store?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: I got all of it at Whole Foods. The only
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: thing yeah.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and the goat John, yeah, and the hoss.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: They have like ethnic isles, But the problem you can
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: never find the things in there. So you have to
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: find someone of the ethnicity who works at the restaurant
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: at the Whole Foods to come tell you where those
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: things are interesting, and they'll be like, oh, rice vinegar. Yeah,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: you gotta get on your knees. It's all the way
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: in the.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Back Ethnic isles, Caribbean.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: All right, Well, thank you guys for listening. Tommy Pope,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: thank you so much for joining us.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: I can't tell if that sucked.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: No, that was great, it's fine. All right, We will
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: see you guys next week. We've never thought about any
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 6: of our episodes from this can we get up? So
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: we just get up and then just don't don't even
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: think about it.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: It was very last.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 7: Still said.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 8: So soon as I was it. Just don't just come,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 8: justus
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: This do