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Rim Shot | Monday June 2, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, o'melly along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharman. Today is Monday, June second, two
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  Speaker 1: thy twenty five. I don't know if this is a
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  Speaker 1: good sign or a bad sign as a celebrity. But
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  Speaker 1: once you start selling your own used bathwater, do you
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  Speaker 1: see that as a sign as having made it or
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  Speaker 1: that you've missed it? How much will they That's a
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  Speaker 1: good question.
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  Speaker 2: Not who is it? Just how much money do they getting?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, yeah, who is it?
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  Speaker 4: But if you're selling it, if you're selling it for
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  Speaker 4: a dollar an ounce, maybe that's one thing. If you're
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  Speaker 4: getting one hundred an ounce, you know that's yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But people are into weird stuff, so you want to
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  Speaker 2: ask who is it first and how much because it
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  Speaker 2: could be like Ada, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That should go for thousands.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hard to get. He's dead, yeah, which means
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  Speaker 1: you have to go looking for that.
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  Speaker 4: If you if you were on Barney Miller and you're
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  Speaker 4: selling your bathwater.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we're Maybe we should start up a celebrity line
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  Speaker 1: of used bathwater, starting with the legendary Abagda.
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  Speaker 2: Tapping it off with a delightful Steve Chummy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sydney Sweeney is getting into the used bathwater market
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Squatch, which is a soap company that I've seen
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  Speaker 1: a lot on social media. Now that I've said the
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  Speaker 1: name out loud, I'm going to get hit with more
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  Speaker 1: ads for it. Doctor Squatch is ready to bring some
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  Speaker 1: people's fantasies to life with a limited edition with a
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  Speaker 1: limited edition soap infused with Sydney Sweeney's bathwater. The bar
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  Speaker 1: is creatively called Sydney's Bathwater Bliss, and it allegedly smells
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  Speaker 1: like pine Douglas fir and earthy moss.
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  Speaker 3: Just what you would.
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  Speaker 1: Hope Sidney Sweeney's ass would smell like earthy moss, or,
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  Speaker 1: as Doctor Squatch describes it, morning would m so clever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know that's the the sad fact is,
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  Speaker 2: there's a huge market for weird stuff like this. It's
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  Speaker 2: there's women that sell their underwear. There's women that sell
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  Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff and and and make a fortune
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  Speaker 2: at it because men are degenerates.
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  Speaker 1: Yes we are. I mean to me that that is
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Trey, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: That's capitalizing on the only fans craze without being on
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  Speaker 4: only fans.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's just that's the first of all, soap is
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  Speaker 2: a gateway to OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 4: What this is about, which when she sees how much
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  Speaker 4: money she can make.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's there's.
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  Speaker 3: A real truth.
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  Speaker 4: That's just if you're a young, hot female, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: and all of a sudden you go and even especially
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  Speaker 4: with her with a little bit of fame already, if
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  Speaker 4: you have someone punch the numbers and go, you know.
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  Speaker 3: You could one year on OnlyFans and retire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well off, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's a I think it was on TMZ.
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  Speaker 2: It was some adult film star that was not on OnlyFans,
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  Speaker 2: but she was. She was putting, she was panning her
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  Speaker 2: own farts and selling them, and that was making tons
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  Speaker 2: of money for her.
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  Speaker 1: Well this is not that, No, yeah, this is class
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  Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney would probably make money on that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Sydney says they were doing so they were doing a
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  Speaker 1: photo shoot with Doctor Squatch, and she says, when we
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  Speaker 1: were at the Doctor Squatch photo shoot, they had a
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  Speaker 1: bathtub for me and I actually got in there and
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  Speaker 1: I took some soap and we had a nice little
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  Speaker 1: bath and they took the water, so it's my real bathwater,
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  Speaker 1: she said. I wanted to have it lean towards my
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  Speaker 1: home roots. So there's this really outdoorsy scent of like
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  Speaker 1: pine and earthy moss and fur fir. Don't get crazy,
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  Speaker 1: and she adds, so what smells super manly. But then
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  Speaker 1: there's some city bathwater mixed in, not Sydney bathwater, city
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  Speaker 1: bathwater mixed in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very self aware. She knows that. As she says,
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  Speaker 1: fans always joke about wanting my bathwater. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, this is just a cool way to
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  Speaker 1: have a conversation with the audience and give them what
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  Speaker 1: they want. No, that's not what they want. What they
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  Speaker 1: want is to be in the bath with you, back
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  Speaker 1: to what she says. She says, but then also hopefully
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  Speaker 1: encourage them to take care of themselves in a healthy way.
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  Speaker 1: That's not healthy, Sydney aithing and someone else else's bathwater
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  Speaker 1: is not healthy. It's actually the definition of dirty. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: there's a reason why we drain the tub after each use.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where the the phrase throw the baby out
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  Speaker 2: with the bathwater. It's because back in the day it
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  Speaker 2: would be one tub of bathwater, and the father would
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  Speaker 2: go first, and then the mother, and then the kids,
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  Speaker 2: and then the last one would be the baby. And
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  Speaker 2: it would be so diluted and polluted and filthy that
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  Speaker 2: sometimes they would forget the baby was in there.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: So don't throw the baby out with the bathwater is
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  Speaker 2: where that comes from. So yeah, but I mean it
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  Speaker 2: goes back to guys going I'm bathing in her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So as you're looking to snag your very own bar
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  Speaker 1: of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, there will be a limited supply
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  Speaker 1: sold for just eight dollars each online June sixth.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to tell you the discipline you said
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  Speaker 2: eight dollars, the disappointment that washed over trade washed over
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  Speaker 2: trade space when he's like, that's it, Like they crunch
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  Speaker 2: those numbers and it came down to eight dollars.
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  Speaker 1: They also say you can enter a raffle and be
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  Speaker 1: one of one hundred lucky winners in case you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to fork over the eight dollars.
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  Speaker 3: She clearly needs new representation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that should be a hard firing once she got
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  Speaker 1: the contract that was already pre approved for eight bucks each,
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  Speaker 1: because you know she's not getting all one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: of Uh.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Squatch is getting some of that.
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  Speaker 1: This gets a lot of that.
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  Speaker 2: Squatches double dip it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he is a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: we have to write a major wrong here inside the
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse today. Today is Monday, June second, twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: and we unfortunately missed a massive, massive piece of news
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  Speaker 1: on Friday's show that we just haphazardly ignored. So, Raj,
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  Speaker 1: I need to apologize to you and your people or
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  Speaker 1: forgetting to announce and discuss the twenty twenty five scripts
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  Speaker 1: National Spelling Bee that crowned its champion on Thursday night.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize that we did not cover it in the
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  Speaker 1: Friday show. So I'm hoping we can write that wrong
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  Speaker 1: now on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't want to bring it up. It hurt
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  Speaker 2: too bad.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I hope that enough time has passed. So now
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  Speaker 1: we can enjoy the moment that the winner of the
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five Scripts National Spelling Bee was crowned this
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  Speaker 1: past Thursday night.
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  Speaker 8: Hello doctor baby, Hi Faison. So if you spell this
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  Speaker 8: next word correctly, we will decline.
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  Speaker 1: This is Faison Zaki. He is thirteen years of age
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  Speaker 1: in seventh grade at Rice Middle School in our very
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  Speaker 1: own Allen, Texas.
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  Speaker 8: There are you, the champion of the historic one hundredth
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  Speaker 8: year of the Script's National Spelling Bee. Now let's all
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  Speaker 8: of us take a deep breath.
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  Speaker 5: I did not help it all.
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  Speaker 8: Smile well, a certain pacing would help to follow. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 8: your word is.
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  Speaker 9: A clar C small A clar small e c l
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  Speaker 9: A I R c I S s E M E
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  Speaker 9: n T.
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  Speaker 10: If that is correct, Congratulations face on Saki, you are
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  Speaker 10: the twenty twenty five Scripts Natural Spelling Beat Champion. Somebody
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  Speaker 10: peel him off the floor.
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  Speaker 11: We have a winner, a champion, and Script's CEO Adam
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  Speaker 11: Sixton will now present the tropata.
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  Speaker 1: Fason congratulations based on and then they hid behind him.
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  Speaker 2: The kid behind him that came in second places will
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  Speaker 2: never be seen or heard from again.
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  Speaker 1: Not so fast, mister, Sharma because the reason why young
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  Speaker 1: Faison knows the judge is there at the Script's National
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  Speaker 1: Spelling Bee so well and they're so familiar with one
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  Speaker 1: another is because he was the runner up last year.
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  Speaker 1: So congratulations to Young Faisan Zaki, thirteen years old out
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  Speaker 1: of Allen Texas twenty twenty five Script's National Spelling Bee champion.
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  Speaker 2: I believe he would be like number four, number five
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  Speaker 2: from North Texas. Yeah, there's a couple that are from
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  Speaker 2: South Lake.
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  Speaker 3: At this point, is the spelling Bee like is it
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  Speaker 3: gonna be?
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  Speaker 4: Is it like the BA men's basketball in the Olympics
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  Speaker 4: for the United States like it would? It's just taken
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  Speaker 4: for granted and then maybe one day there'll be a
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  Speaker 4: shocking upset.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was about four years ago there was a
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  Speaker 2: non Indian that won. We call her a reg a regular,
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  Speaker 2: and we slipped. It's like that one time when Slovakia
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  Speaker 2: beat the US by like like by thirteen points. They're like, okay, guys,
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  Speaker 2: let's regroup. We thought this was going to be easy,
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  Speaker 2: and then since then it's just been US dominating. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we messed up one time, trick we let one slide
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  Speaker 2: and her answer, But.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to point out that as a very
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  Speaker 1: as a struggling Cowboys fan, this is a franchise I
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  Speaker 1: can support because of the anger I still feel towards
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Mavericks and what they've done this season. This
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  Speaker 1: is a This is a community that I can throw
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  Speaker 1: my fandom behind, and that is the Indians of North
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  Speaker 1: Texas and their spelling bee prowess.
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  Speaker 2: This.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, this, my friends, this is a dynasty and we're
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  Speaker 1: all witnessing it.
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  Speaker 3: We're all in the middle of it.
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  Speaker 1: We're not even appreciating the level of domination that is
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  Speaker 1: happening at the Scripts Nash spelling Bee.
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  Speaker 3: This is.
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  Speaker 1: This is a bigger dynasty than the Cowboys of the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: This is a bigger dynasty than the Patriots. This may
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  Speaker 1: be a bigger dynasty than the Celtics.
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  Speaker 2: And you guys have seen the video of the Indian
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  Speaker 2: kid that passes out during the spelling I talk about
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  Speaker 2: it on stage all the time, one of my favorites. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: So he then gets back up spells the word correctly,
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  Speaker 2: because that's what you do when you're trained, when you're
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  Speaker 2: a trained soldier. It's either that or the cyanide pill
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  Speaker 2: that was under his lapel, he's got to chew that.
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  Speaker 2: When they cut to his.
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  Speaker 1: Sad thing is that kid gets his word and then
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  Speaker 1: you could just see his eyes start to roll and
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  Speaker 1: we all assumed that it was because he didn't know
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  Speaker 1: how to spell it, but in actuality, it was because
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  Speaker 1: all the blood had rushed out of his head and
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  Speaker 1: into his feet.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then he just kind of went, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's just kind of rifted over.
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  Speaker 1: And he got up, put some dirt on it, and
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  Speaker 1: spelled his word.
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  Speaker 2: And then he wins. So when they cut to his parents,
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  Speaker 2: you'll see another kid, and then you'll see a little
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  Speaker 2: girl in I think the dad's lap. So when this
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  Speaker 2: kid passes out, he gets back up, spells the word.
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  Speaker 2: He wins the spelling bee. The next year, the boy
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  Speaker 2: that was there when they cut to the parents, he's
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  Speaker 2: the one that does the the uh, the does brian X.
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  Speaker 2: That's the brother. Two years later, the sister wins. So
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  Speaker 2: all three in that house are spelling me champions. They're
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  Speaker 2: from South Lake.
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  Speaker 4: Has there been any age, you know, questions yet, because honestly,
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  Speaker 4: that kid that just won it, I mean if he
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  Speaker 4: wrote me a script, I wouldn't blink twice.
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  Speaker 1: You mean for drugs if he was a doctor. He's
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  Speaker 1: a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. People, I'm like, you guys need to realize,
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  Speaker 2: like those are all mensa kids. Those are all doogie howsers,
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  Speaker 2: just brown.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Actually tray all those kids at the National
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  Speaker 1: Spelling Bee that win. They're smarter than the doctors that
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  Speaker 1: prescribe us our drugs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like.
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  Speaker 3: They look at he looks older than seventh grade. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just saying. I mean.
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  Speaker 2: The guy behind him, the kid that came in second,
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  Speaker 2: it's clearly thirty six.
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  Speaker 1: Look, the Dominicans have baseball, the Indians get spelled against.
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  Speaker 1: Just how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: He's Trey that right there is mister Raj Sharma. And
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  Speaker 1: Raj you said there was an interesting factoid from National
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  Speaker 1: Spelling Bee passed you were going to share with us?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a few years ago. I actually talked
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  Speaker 2: about it on stage. There was a four way or
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  Speaker 2: I think it was a four way or five way
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  Speaker 2: tie because the spelling Bee was going on so long
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  Speaker 2: because the kids kept getting all the words correct U
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  Speaker 2: and so they were like, whoever this last? This is
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  Speaker 2: the last word because they couldn't find words hard enough
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  Speaker 2: for these kids to spell. They ran out of words like,
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  Speaker 2: that's how brilliant these kids are. And it was four
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  Speaker 2: Indian kids and one white girl from Kentucky, which was
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  Speaker 2: really good news because we found out there's one person
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  Speaker 2: in Kentucky that can spell. So that was that was
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  Speaker 2: the upside. Yeah, so was it was it? It?
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  Speaker 1: Did it end up being like a five way champion?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? They each got the eighty thousand dollars scholarship, so
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  Speaker 2: it was the largest prize ever given out at four
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  Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's good because I was afraid they were all
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  Speaker 1: going to have to split it and then all those
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  Speaker 1: parents were going to be pissed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Indian parents are going to split that. Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: that it would have been a blood bath they knew better.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I would like to thank you Raj for being
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  Speaker 1: so forgiving in the fact that we forgot to mention
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  Speaker 1: the twenty twenty five Spelling Bee champion on Friday Show,
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  Speaker 1: but then we righted that wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Today you guys have any night we have faise on.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'd also like to thank you for taking us
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  Speaker 1: down memory lane when it comes to the Spelling Bee
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  Speaker 1: a handful of years, because that opens the door to
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  Speaker 1: take us even further back in time in the script's
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  Speaker 1: National Spelling Bee history, and that takes us to the
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  Speaker 1: year two thousand and seven, in which one of the
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  Speaker 1: most infamous scripts National Spelling Bee words was ever given.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I do know.
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  Speaker 5: Nigus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh poor Andrew Lay. Andrew Lay twelve years old from Stanley,
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina. This poor, poor white kid. You know, they
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  Speaker 1: had that word in an envelope in a special stack,
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  Speaker 1: just waiting for the one white kid on the stage
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  Speaker 1: to deliver that word to make him spell. And this
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  Speaker 1: is the word that poor Andrew Lay got.
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  Speaker 5: Nigus negus. What's the language of origin Ethiopian to Amharic?
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  Speaker 2: God?
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  Speaker 1: Why did it have to be Africa?
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  Speaker 8: What is the definition a king? It's used as a
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  Speaker 8: title of the sovereign of Ethiopia.
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  Speaker 5: Nigus nicasuse the sentence.
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  Speaker 2: A commercial right here.
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  Speaker 1: At this moment where the kid looks around and goes like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't I don't want to be here anymore.
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  Speaker 2: That's when he's looking at his dad, like you use
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  Speaker 2: that word a lot.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's ruled Ethiopia until the coup of nineteen seventy four.
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  Speaker 5: US.
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  Speaker 1: He looks around the room for any amount of help. Sorry, man,
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  Speaker 1: all the white people have left the building.
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  Speaker 2: But he's also like, he's got that look like when
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  Speaker 2: and I've seen this before when white people go to
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  Speaker 2: tell a joke like let me see if anybody I'm
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  Speaker 2: about to fend his in this room, or if.
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: You're a.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Or if you're singing along to an NWA song in
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the car with the windows down and you want to
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: look around first before you sing along with it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Look you make when you get the new ice Cube album.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: How they how they didn't turn this into a Southwest
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Airlines commercial where they go, boom, you want to get away?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I just like how he was riding on the back
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: of the little placard that he has and if he
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: would have turned it around and it just said help.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Could you seriously, seriously, guys, could you repeat the definition.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: A king.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: It's used as a title of the sovereign of Ethiopia.
• 21:38
  Speaker 12: Negus this, he said, vegus And did you say the
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: word loudly for the judges.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: One more times? Nigas n e g us niggas.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Absolutely stun I love that the look on his face
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: for them saying that he got the word spelled correctly.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: He is absolutely stunned, shocked, amazed. Oh, said, he'll take it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: They even show his parents in the crowd. Dad sticks
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: his tongue out like, like, who that was close, because
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that's definitely not how Grandpa spells it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Who is the lady that turned around to congratulate the parents,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Like that's kind of funny too, Like he got it,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: thank god, this.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Absolutely stun said, he'll take it. You're right. I forgot
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: about the lady in the front row that turns around
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: to the family, going hey, he got it, and the
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: lady looking back they're like, where as shocked as you are.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: In my mind, Like I would have loved it, Like
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: he spelled it right, and you cut to the parents,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: but behind him. You just see police officers walking out
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: like cool, we don't We're not needed today.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: All clear, everybody, all clear.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: We're a code for we can go home now. But
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: if that was like the comedic moment for me, like
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: when you walk up and it's like all right, here's
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: your word, negus and he just walks off, He's like, no,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not even doing that. Not today, homies, not today.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: You ain't taking this kid down.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I feel like he had missed it. He would have
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: been the Ray Finkle of the spelling Bee.
• 23:52
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• 24:35
  Speaker 1: the Treehouse. I'm Dan, that's Trey, he's Raj. This is
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the Treehouse Show for Monday, June second, twenty twenty five.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Every relationship is a little bit different, Trey. In your relationships,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: do you and your significant others do you fart in
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: front of one one another. No, Raj. What about you
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: and your relationships? Do you go toot in front of
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: one another?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: No?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: All right, well that's kind of the same here. That's
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: not something that we really let fly in the O'Malley
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: house either, So it's interesting we're all having that in common.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's important to keep this in mind, though, if you
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: find yourselves in a new relationship where she wants to
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: go toot around you, it may not be physically safe.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Here's the evidence that you need to back it up.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: A woman spent seven years suffering from relentless sinus infections
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: that baffled medical professionals until they took culture samples from
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: her nose and finally cracked the case. The culprit of
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: her sinus infections E coli. How did she get it?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Her ex Christine Connell, took to tech talk and said,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: E coli is from poop? How does that get in
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: your sinuses unless you have a boyfriend who farts disgustingly
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: and you are forced to inhale it because you are
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: immobile after ankle surgery, That's what she said. In a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: later update, Connall said that she and her former boyfriend
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: were hold up in a hotel room with two queen
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: sized beds while she recovered from an operation. She was
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: already snuggled under the covers when her ex standing naked
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: between the beds, turned his backside towards her, and she says,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I've never ever ever smelled anything that compares to that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: And because of that, she had a seven year E
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Coli infection in her sinuses. So keep that in mind
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the next time your significant others says, you know what
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: we should do to to build intimacy in our relationship
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: is we should go toot around one another?
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Is that something commonly said? I was like, we need
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: to grow closer together by exchanging methane?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know how that converse goes because I've
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: never had it. Yeah, because look, when you grow up
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: in the household that I did, when you're either let
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: some ripped non stop and is unashamed and unabashed about it,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: it kind of turns you off of it for future partners.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, the same.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, that is so I've never had the conversation
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: in a relationship. Hey, so do you think our relationship
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: is strong enough now to tolerate this?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, cola. Interesting that is. I'm glad she's done with
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: the guy because I mean, the next move up is
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: pink eye. So like you know, uh yeah, I just gotta.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Mind in case someone ever says, have you ever had
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: a butterfly kid?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I just uh so, if that was in the cola,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: was in her nose, does that smell still resonate? Does
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: that are they in there? I don't know.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Seven years a group of bacteria commonly found in the
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: intestinal tracts of healthy humans and animals. That's according to
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the CDC. For those of you that's that still trust it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Most strains of E. Coli are harmless and even beneficial,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: aiding digestion, but some strains can cause illness, including diarrhea,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: urinary tract infections, pneumonia, sepsis, and, in this young lady's case,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: a sinus infection that just wouldn't quit.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Has a Has there been any doctor that confirmed her theory?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she's She's sharing what the doctors told
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: her because she kept going to doctors saying, hey, well
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: you have this I have this problem. The sinus infection
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: won't go away. They took a culture and found ecoal life.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, did she tell them she was a sniffer.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Well, she blamed the boyfriend. She said that this was uh,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: she said, this was an unprovoked gas attack on the
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: part of her boyfriend.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, if I was doing lines of you know,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I'd want to blame the boyfriend's gas too.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Well, you know it's a different kind of blow.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Well, that's when it's referred to as toot. That's an
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: old school name.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: But you know what it is.
• 29:31
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• 30:17
  Speaker 1: This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's trade. That's RAJ.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Today is Monday, June second, twenty twenty five. Before we
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: jump into birthdays, Raj, you said you had more questions
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: about this couple's relationship.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, did she was it a constant thing
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: over seven years, because it's equal I settling in your
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: sinuses and through your nostrils, so you'd be able to
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: blow that you'd be able to blow that bacteria out.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Continue question. Yeah, So we were talking about this young
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: lady who had seven years of sinus infections. Didn't know
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: why until finally they did a culture and found ecoli
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: in her sinuses. She says it could all be sourced
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: back when she and her boyfriend were in a hotel room.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: She was recuperating from surgery from surgery, and he farted
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: in her face, and that's where it came from. A
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: little more backstory for you. She believes it was a
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: perfect story that one was unintentional. She believes it was
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a perfect storm of bad timing and bad gas that
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: made this infection possible. She said she had just had
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: ankle surgery, so she says, I imagine my immune system
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: was focused on healing that. I think that maybe in
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: another circumstance, it would not have happened if I was healthy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: She says, Also, when I say that it was the
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: worst fart that I've ever smelled in my life, I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: truly mean that. She emphasized that her ex was not
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: trying to blast her on purpose. She said, he was
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: just getting into bed and my face happened to be
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: in the path of the fart that was released, so
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it was accidental, and as far as we know, the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: relationship did not end because of this end.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know about the immune system thing, because after
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: a surgery they will give you anti inflammatories and an
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: antibiotic to make sure that you are healing properly. So
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: there's that. But then it had to be on the
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: can't be one fart caused seven years of sinus infection.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: It had to be maybe like she was asleep and
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: he would do it for I'm just saying, I don't.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Know, aggressively get back at her for god knows what,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: or perhaps Trey said it earlier. And Trey, you may
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: be right, you said earlier that, well, did she tell
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: doctors that she was a fart sniffer, because maybe that
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: is actually the case. She's trying to save face here
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: by telling the doctors, Oh, it was this one time
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that my boyfriend did it. Because as we all know, Raj,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: you know this, your mom was a nurse. He lied
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: to medical professionals all the time because they're embarrassed. So
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: maybe she concocted this story to hide the fact that
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: she is a horrific fart sniffer and didn't want to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: come clean to the medical staff.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. Like there was one time in
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: the er that there was a guy with them. I
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: think I told you guys this before. There was a
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: maglight was in his bum, as my mother would say,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: and his excuse was, well, I fell on it, and
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: my mom had to excuse herself before she went into
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: the nurse's lounge and laughed for fifteen minutes.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: That's very kind of your mom, It's very professional. I
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: feel like if someone comes into your er and claims
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: they fell onto a maglin and they fell onto a
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: maglight ass first you get to laugh in their face,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: especially if you're the one tasked with pulling it out.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, so this has to be like, you know, the
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: canned forart thing. Maybe she was into that. Maybe she's subscribed.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: People are into weird stuff.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: In a follow up TikTok, the young lady revealed that
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: antibiotics we're not working and now she's likely headed for surgery.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: So she still has the ecoli up her nose.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know, there's got to be something else. It
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: just sounds a little too far fenced and something to
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: blame for why the relationship fell apart. Maybe he stopped
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: doing it because she was so addicted to it.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Or maybe he didn't realize that she was into it
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: and had a fart sniffing addiction. And then he walked
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: in on a really awkward scene one evening when he
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: got home early from work.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know if this is going to be funny
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: or not, but maybe she was just a serial giver.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Mmm, yes, yes, I got I sadly understood that reference.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know you gotta breathe when he's down there.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: They always say in through the nose, out through your mouth.
• 34:53
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  Speaker 1: along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: June second, twenty twenty five, a new day that will
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: live in infamy.
• 36:06
  Speaker 11: Why tray, because we finally figured out how use for
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: the rim shot sound effect.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It's been twenty five years, but we finally found it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: We need to listen to thank you other than a
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: really bad punchline, we got to use for it. I
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: need to send this lady a thank you cart or
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: get well soon. I don't know how it works.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, one last thing before we uh uh
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: get out of the Treehouse today as first, and that
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: is something new has happened in the world. New things
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: always get lots and lots of attention. So here is
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the new term we all need to learn. Thanks to
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: gen Z and Jen Alpha. Okay, the new term that
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: we all now have to learn so we can properly
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: communicate with the younger generations is something called water based cooking.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Water based cooking. It's a new cooking term that has
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: gone viral on TikTok. Water based cooking, just where you
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: you know boil water water, otherwise known as boiling. But
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the explorers, the adventurers that gen Z and Jen Alpha are,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: by god, they feel like they've discovered something for the
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: first time. I can't wait for them to discover fire
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and tell us it's new name.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: And I take it. We're not talking about souv No, they're.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Not even going that advanced. Okay, they're just they're just
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: talking about boiling, steaming, coaching, just cooking and water water
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: based cooking.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Is this why I saw someone boiling a steak?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's going to be the reason why blame TikTok
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and blame the kids. The latest cooking term is water
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: based cooking. It's exactly what it sounds like. There's a
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: video montages showing things being boiled, steamed, and cooked like
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you know soups and stews, with the caption you started
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: water based cooking, and now your skin is clear, your
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: stomach is thriving, and you recover from illness overnight. Some
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: claim the methods like boiling, blanching, steaming, or poaching can
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: reverse aging. Oh goodie. The idea is that this gentler
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: cooking style avoids unhealthy techniques using oils in high heat,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: things like frying, sauteing, baking, air frying, and grilling, which
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: is supposedly the absolute worst. Obviously, cooking with water is
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: not new or ground breaking. It's just a different name
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: for all the other names that we know it by,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: which is boiling, steaming, blanching, all that.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's how they've termed. You're not murdered, you're unalived.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite ones to use. Unlived, and
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: then you're not homeless anymore, unhoused. That means so that
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: that's what you're saying is at one moment, as you
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: were standing on the sidewalk, there was a house and
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: then there wasn't. So you're you're unhoused. Is that right?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: You're unhoused? Okay, I just thought you were addicted to meth.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: But no, no, no, unhoused. Yeah, you're you're selling your
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: mouth for heroin. But no, no, no, no, you're you're unhoused.
• 39:27
  Speaker 11: Okay, kids, all all the all the advances we've seen
• 39:33
  Speaker 11: in our lives, and these twats are are mesmerized by
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: boiling water.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, they're just stare at it for hours.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: They're the same kids that are gonna look at fire
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: and be like he's a witch.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Drowned him and the and the boiling water. For all
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