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Callers Share Their Funniest Stoner Stories For 4/20 · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Morning. Everybody is cej NV Charlamagne to God. We are
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  Speaker 1: the breakfast Club. It's four twenty, So happy four twenty to.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody else happening for twenty now.
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  Speaker 1: Four twenty is a day where most people celebrate cannabis,
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  Speaker 1: marijuana and people get high. It's usually a time on
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  Speaker 1: people that don't usually smoke get a chance to smoke
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  Speaker 1: and try it out.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a damn shame that marijuana is not decriminalized
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  Speaker 3: on a federal level. It's a damn shame that marijuana
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  Speaker 3: is not legalized on a federal level. And I don't
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  Speaker 3: think there's no greater hypocrisy than these states that have
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  Speaker 3: a legalized marijuana for medicinal and recreational youth. But you
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  Speaker 3: still have people in prison for marijuana. That's right insane
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, So we are asking today eight hundred and five
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  Speaker 1: a five one oh five to one. Shout to everybody
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  Speaker 1: out there, everybody all the stone is out there, and
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  Speaker 1: shout to my I got my own strain of marijuana, cannabis.
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  Speaker 1: It's called slurred. You can get it out in Detroit
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  Speaker 1: House Mary Jane or any of the dispensaries out in
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  Speaker 1: Destroit and Detroit Michigan should have slurred. If they don't,
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  Speaker 1: definitely ask for it. But we're asking. One time I
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  Speaker 1: got so high that I what that is the question?
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred and five eight five, one oh five to one.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you the story. When I was up here,
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  Speaker 1: I think I was laughing for four or five hours.
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  Speaker 1: It took me about twelve hours to get home that day.
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  Speaker 1: My wife does not smoke or take edibles. She had
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  Speaker 1: a bad trip. One time I gave her an edible
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  Speaker 1: and man, she was all over the place. She was
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  Speaker 1: one minute, she was crying, then she was happy, then
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  Speaker 1: she was mad at me, then she was happy. It
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  Speaker 1: was the craziest trip. My kids were there, they didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what was going on. It was the weirdest thing.
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  Speaker 1: So we're asking, what is the craziest thing. What's go
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  Speaker 1: with charlomage?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't like to smoke.
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  Speaker 3: I like to do edibles because when I smoke, it
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  Speaker 3: hits me too fast, and you know, I have really
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  Speaker 3: bad anxiety and really bad panic attacks. So I like
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  Speaker 3: to do edicles indigo. But the last time I did
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  Speaker 3: smoke was during COVID, you know what I mean. And
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  Speaker 3: I smoked during COVID because I was bored, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and you couldn't tell me I wasn't gonna die. You
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  Speaker 3: could not tell me that this was not going to
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  Speaker 3: be there. And I really thought that I was going
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  Speaker 3: to overdose on marijuana because this new weed. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what's in this new weed. So it was winter
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  Speaker 3: time and I had on some short pants and a hoodie,
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  Speaker 3: and I figured, you know what, I need to go
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  Speaker 3: ground myself. So I went outside barefoot with just a
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  Speaker 3: hoodie and shorts on and the freezing winter in New Jersey,
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  Speaker 3: trying to ground myself. And then I went to my
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  Speaker 3: favorite tree and I put my back up against my
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  Speaker 3: favorite tree and had my head up against my favorite tree,
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  Speaker 3: and I just remember, I don't know how long I
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  Speaker 3: was out there. I just remember my wife saying, get
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  Speaker 3: drink in this house right now. She literally came to
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  Speaker 3: doing She said, get prenk in this house right now.
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  Speaker 3: And so I went back in the house and I lived.
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  Speaker 3: So now that's the last crazy thing I remember doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember one time taking it on a plane
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  Speaker 1: and I just remember I was sitting first class. I
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  Speaker 1: was by myself, and it was a big I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: I got to use this word. It was a big,
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  Speaker 1: fat family on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Fat family, the clumps. I was certain next to the
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  Speaker 2: clumps on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: They were all big, and it just felt like they
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  Speaker 1: would just keep getting bigger and keep getting big, getting bigger,
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  Speaker 1: and I couldn't breathe it. I was by myself and
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  Speaker 1: my madd It wasn't with me, Junior. I remember a call.
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  Speaker 1: It be like, why aren't you here? And they just
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  Speaker 1: kept getting bigger, and then they were taking all the
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  Speaker 1: oxygen on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: How many six did they have?
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  Speaker 1: They had like five seas.
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  Speaker 2: God, damn it, there's only two of them.
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  Speaker 3: I just remember that every daught it was a family,
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  Speaker 3: but it was really one of persons, one big old
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  Speaker 3: beast person on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Ify was so high he thought it was a whole family.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: That messed me up so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phone line.
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  Speaker 2: Man, that is horrible.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, it's this This is Libby.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Libby, good morning. We're talking Today's four twenty
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  Speaker 1: before twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Mama, happ before twenty is the best of the year.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say all that now now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, definitely, I'm not. God, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're asking One time I got so high.
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  Speaker 3: That I w man.
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  Speaker 5: Last year for twenty, me and my homegirl.
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  Speaker 4: We were faded, we had eight edibles. We were smoking
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  Speaker 4: on the highway and I stopped at a green lights.
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  Speaker 2: Why was you driving?
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  Speaker 3: Hog man?
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  Speaker 4: Better to drinkst No, no, no, my bad. It's better
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  Speaker 4: to smoke and fly than drink and drive.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, No, no, no, I mean I mean smoking flood,
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  Speaker 3: like if you're in a plane and somebody flying.
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  Speaker 5: Because man, when I'm high, I drive better.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like i'm a green lights. But you say
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  Speaker 2: you drive better exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Stopped too, messed up, putting me on a disceral level.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's why you shouldn't have been driving, crazy, your
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  Speaker 3: crazy tail self.
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  Speaker 1: My goodness, Hello, who's this?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? This is a man sleep.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Brother?
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about one time I got so high that
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  Speaker 1: I want man.
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  Speaker 6: One time I got so high man, I was running
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  Speaker 6: in the call my wife. She started asking me questions,
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  Speaker 6: saying that I was sounding different, like asking me question.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, what do you mean I sound different? Like yeah,
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  Speaker 6: every time you say you're saying different. Make a long
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  Speaker 6: story short. She got me so high I was convinced
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  Speaker 6: that I was somebody else. I could even tell who
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  Speaker 6: I was, and man like, are you really Am I
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  Speaker 6: really somebody else? I'm thinking paranoid, like mug, I'm Bryan
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  Speaker 6: in the color, like my alter ego just came out.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it. That's that's the beauty of weed. Though.
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  Speaker 3: You should turn into somebody else, start freestyling star. That
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  Speaker 3: happened to me one time. I did. I think about
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  Speaker 3: it all the Columbia, South Carolina, and I got so high.
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  Speaker 3: I used to have a grade Silver hundred Civic and
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  Speaker 3: I was high and I was driving and I shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have been, like twenty years ago, and I thought I
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  Speaker 3: was speeding, and I looked to the passenger seat, and
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  Speaker 3: I saw myself in the passenger seat, and myself looked
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  Speaker 3: at me and said slow down. So then I started
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  Speaker 3: driving slow. And then I realized I'm doing like thirty
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  Speaker 3: on the high quay, I'm saying. And then I got
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  Speaker 3: paranoid because I'm like, I'm driving so slow to police
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  Speaker 3: gonna stop me.
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  Speaker 2: So then I start speeding up.
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  Speaker 3: So I started playing a game with myself the whole
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  Speaker 3: time where I'm speeding up, slowing down, speeding up, slowing down.
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  Speaker 2: But I made it home.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Eight hundred and five eighty five one five
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  Speaker 1: one abby four twenty. We're asking one time I got
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  Speaker 1: so high that I what? Call us up right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's the breakfast club. Good morning, Good morning everybody. It's
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  Speaker 1: dj MV charlomage gud. We are to breakfast Club abbe
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  Speaker 1: four twenty. That was a four twenty mini mix. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, So we're asking eight hundred five eight five
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  Speaker 1: one oh five one. One time I got so high
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  Speaker 1: that I what? We're going to the phone line today.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Tatiana? Good morning, Good Mary. We're asked, one time
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  Speaker 1: I got so high that I what?
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  Speaker 5: I drove the chicken to right.
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  Speaker 4: Back and hid.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, we drove to a chicken joint and then you
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  Speaker 1: walked home. Yes, but you forgot, you drove I did,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that's high I got.
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  Speaker 3: You must not have lived too far from the place.
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  Speaker 3: Lord have mercy. Well, God bless you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm glad you made it out alive. That
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  Speaker 2: sounds crazy. Hello, who's this?
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  Speaker 4: This is trying?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, take us off Carolina?
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  Speaker 2: Hey eight four three, what's happening? Take us off?
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  Speaker 1: Bluetooth of speaking. If you got us on that, Mama,
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 7: You can't hear me, now we can.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about one time I got so high that I.
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  Speaker 7: What So one time I got so high that my
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  Speaker 7: son came downstairs and ask for a bowl of leading
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  Speaker 7: and I made it, set it back upstairs, and I
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  Speaker 7: made it, and then I sat down, not realizing that
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  Speaker 7: I made the news for him. And I sat there
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  Speaker 7: and ate the whole thing with my cup of kool aids.
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  Speaker 7: And then eventually he came downstairs asking like, well, my
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  Speaker 7: what's my noodles at?
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  Speaker 8: And I was looking them out there, like, oh, just
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  Speaker 8: give me a minute hour make it. But when I
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  Speaker 8: went in the kitchen, I made the last pack of noodles,
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  Speaker 8: so I just ended up giving him McDonald's.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So wait a minute, So your son asked you to
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  Speaker 1: make noodles. You was so high that you made noodles
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  Speaker 1: for him, and then you ate his noodles and then
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  Speaker 1: you had to go get a McDonald's.
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  Speaker 2: I did, I did, first of all.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, first of all, I don't see nothing
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  Speaker 3: wrong with what you did, because when you hide them children,
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  Speaker 3: snacks be hitting. Okay, when you held it when you
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  Speaker 3: hide the things you make for your kids be hitting.
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  Speaker 3: Then you turned around and was a great mom and
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  Speaker 3: got him McDonald's. And I know you got you a
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  Speaker 3: little something for yourself from Mickey D's too.
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  Speaker 1: I did what you got apple pie.
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  Speaker 2: I loved him high Meals McDonald I did.
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  Speaker 4: Get an apple pie.
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  Speaker 7: Apple pie got the best, but I just got apple pie.
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  Speaker 2: Is French fries, That's all that. That is the high meal.
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  Speaker 2: People a pie, some French fried.
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  Speaker 3: And people will go to McDonald's high in order quarter
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  Speaker 3: pounded with cheese and an apple pie and put the
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  Speaker 3: apple pie on the quarter pound.
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  Speaker 2: Me that's a sweety meal in it.
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  Speaker 1: I think that might be a sweety meal. Carol, Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. How you feeling this morning?
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  Speaker 5: Hired?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm here happy for twenty So tell us the
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  Speaker 1: one time I got so high that I.
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  Speaker 5: So one time I got so high that I came
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  Speaker 5: home and my dog was with me, and I was
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  Speaker 5: watching a TV show with another dog in the show,
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  Speaker 5: and the dog in the show was barking, and I
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  Speaker 5: felt like the dog.
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  Speaker 8: Was talking about me.
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  Speaker 4: I thought my dog was sitting on the floor, not
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  Speaker 4: defended me to this dog. I love it so I
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  Speaker 4: locked my dog up and put him in the cage
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  Speaker 4: and I went upstairs with the sleep And the next
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  Speaker 4: day I felt so bad.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm with you, So you punished your dog for
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  Speaker 2: no reason.
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  Speaker 4: The dogs on the TV were talking about me.
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  Speaker 6: He definitely was talking about me.
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  Speaker 2: First of all.
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  Speaker 3: If that dog on the TV was balking, that the
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  Speaker 3: dog in your house should have been balking too.
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  Speaker 2: Just in case, okay, in case, I'm with you.
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  Speaker 6: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 4: All got the night in the cave.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, nothing wrong with what you did. You did a little,
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  Speaker 3: he did a little overnight staying a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: And a little bit. Hello, who's this?
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  Speaker 3: My name is?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Jane's good morning? Where you call her from?
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  Speaker 4: From?
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to say? All right, but what's the
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  Speaker 1: one time I got.
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  Speaker 2: So high that I what?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, what's up?
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  Speaker 8: Me and a friend of mine we put an edible
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  Speaker 8: at work? And I can say it now that I
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  Speaker 8: don't work with a job in abag work a few
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  Speaker 8: years but I was to doing interviews for people's who
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  Speaker 8: stands and whatnot? And I was at my destination and
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  Speaker 8: that while don't people sitting in the front.
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  Speaker 3: Lobby so them people ain't get their food stands because
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  Speaker 3: your ass was hot, you fell asleep.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody coming with me up, But I got the job done.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I was, I was in the clouds.
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  Speaker 3: What if I told you that we used to be
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  Speaker 3: high as hell up here at the breakfast club all
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  Speaker 3: the time, back in the time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you believe it was a bad time. Well,
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  Speaker 2: we used to be on them edibles in here, trip
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  Speaker 2: and you hear.
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  Speaker 9: Me, definitely, I mean tripping, tripping, tripping, saying anything to
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  Speaker 9: make each other laugh and dying laughing like it was
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  Speaker 9: the funniest thing in the world for no reason. It
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  Speaker 9: was all funny games till I passed out in this
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  Speaker 9: goddamn studio one day, Not this studio, the old studio.
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  Speaker 3: Till I passed out in this studio one day and
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  Speaker 3: had to be rushed at the hospital for dehydration. I
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  Speaker 3: bet y'all ain't know that. I thought y'all didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I told you I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 1: You took like two days off I had to, and
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  Speaker 1: then you ain't want to play no more.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to play no more.
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  Speaker 3: We was in and out of the clubs late at night,
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  Speaker 3: getting high, doing edibles, right before we came on air,
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  Speaker 3: bringing the club with us in here drinking, having a ball.
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  Speaker 2: But that's all they got, any of that old stuff
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  Speaker 2: y'all heard from back then, and that's ai.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even that wasn't really us, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I also would like to say, please keep in
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  Speaker 3: mind that it is ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous that there's so
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  Speaker 3: many people, so many states in this country that has
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  Speaker 3: legalized weed in some way, shape or form, whether it's
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  Speaker 3: from additional or recreational, and there's still people locked up
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  Speaker 3: for marijuana in America. That is absolutely positively ridiculous. And
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  Speaker 3: I know Joe Biden did a mass pardon of everybody
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  Speaker 3: who's in jail for simple marijuana possession, but the reality
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  Speaker 3: is there is nobody in jail on a federal level
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  Speaker 3: for simple marijuana possession. So if Joe Biden wanted to,
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  Speaker 3: he could literally pardon every single person that is federally
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  Speaker 3: jailed for a non violent weed offense. He could pardon
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  Speaker 3: every single body if he wanted to, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: that's what he should do, because, like I said, it's
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  Speaker 3: ridiculous for people to still be in jail for marijuana
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  Speaker 3: in a country that is legalized marijuana recreationally and additionally
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  Speaker 3: in so many different states.
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  Speaker 2: All right, they're so silly. Look at me right now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting here with a pre road joint in my
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  Speaker 3: hand from Envy's pre road line. But it's people in
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  Speaker 3: this state locked up in marijuana.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. That don't make no damn sense, no sense
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  Speaker 2: to though.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, happy for twenty Now, when we come back,
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  Speaker 1: we got your room and report. We got to tell
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  Speaker 1: you why they keep taking down ice spices of pictures
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  Speaker 1: and videos. It's kind of crazy. We'll tell you why
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  Speaker 1: when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,