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The Final Barstool x Bussin' Episode | Ari Shaffir Is Leaving Standup For A Year · Bussin' With The Boys

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: All right, We're good.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: You like.
• 0:05
  Speaker 3: Busting with the boys, hanging with the fans, betting on
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  Speaker 3: the game. No woman's gonna tell us would not be
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: over here just drinking beer and making n baby. I'm
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: hanging with the Fellers, busting with the boys.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Brot do these glasses, Bob?
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  Speaker 4: I got them at home Goods, Home Goods because I
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: felt like acting up.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see it.
• 0:53
  Speaker 4: I was kind of feeling myself because I got contacts.
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  Speaker 4: Now I don't have glasses.
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  Speaker 1: And oh boy switched up.
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  Speaker 5: Huh, I'm acting up.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: An update on my uh my eyes run after these
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  Speaker 2: messages because today episode three seventeen, it is the last
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  Speaker 2: episode of Busting with the Boys. Under the barstool umbrella,
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: let's give a round of applause to the Pirate ship.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: We absolutely love you. Thank you so much, holding.
• 1:21
  Speaker 6: Smile because it's happened. Should we do a moment of silence,
• 1:24
  Speaker 6: moment of silence, Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We love you, We love you, and we also love
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  Speaker 2: our good friends who present us. We are presented by Chevy.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: Playoff season reminds us that every weekend counts to help
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: you pack more into your weekend. Chevy has packed more
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: in the Silverado trail Boss, more capability, more.
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  Speaker 1: Muscle, more smarts.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, I thought they were talking about me
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: for for a second, but we're talking about the Silverwadod
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  Speaker 2: Trail Boss as a truck that says no to nothing, tailgates,
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  Speaker 2: road trips, DIY projects like transforming an old bust into
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  Speaker 2: a record studio.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe bring it on.
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  Speaker 5: Dude has a Silverado from myself, I say it all
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  Speaker 5: the time, Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: What do you say?
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  Speaker 5: Bring it on?
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  Speaker 2: No doubt, dude, he says that. Sometimes I'll get a
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  Speaker 2: text in the morning five am just says bring it on.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what's this guy talk about? This is a
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  Speaker 2: boat tie right after that, Uh, that's because the silver
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  Speaker 2: Water Trail Boss has everything you need for anything the
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  Speaker 2: weekend calls for. With four hundred and ninety five pounds
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  Speaker 2: per feet of torque, the Z seventy one suspension and
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  Speaker 2: two inch factory lift, the trail Boss is top tier
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  Speaker 2: strength and agility paired with the latest truck tech inside
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  Speaker 2: and out. The result is a truck that can do
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  Speaker 2: it all then show up on Monday with stories for ages.
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  Speaker 2: So learn more about Silverwater Trail Boss at Chevy dot com,
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  Speaker 2: cheval at Together let's drive, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't it crazy that starting next week? Yeah, we don't
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  Speaker 6: know what adds we're gonna be doing.
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  Speaker 5: We don't know. We know, yeah, we know one, we
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  Speaker 5: know two. You're right, we do not we.
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  Speaker 2: Know two, possibly four, possibly four. But if you do
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  Speaker 2: two plus two, that's four. Yeah, so that's how many
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  Speaker 2: Ada reads we have an idea about we might have
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  Speaker 2: maybe rumored fifth maybe where there's always Oh, I think
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  Speaker 2: there is a.
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  Speaker 1: Fifth rumor there might be there might be.
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  Speaker 5: How excited are you? Well, he's grabbed the mic.
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  Speaker 2: I'm electrostatic.
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  Speaker 5: This is all done. We've done the sadness, the farewell,
• 3:14
  Speaker 5: the morning, the grieving of barstool, how much we've loved Barstool.
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  Speaker 6: But at the same time, it feels like that last
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  Speaker 6: week of school where field days going to be taking place, right,
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  Speaker 6: trying to get people to sign your yearbooks.
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  Speaker 5: Like it's just the vibes and love is there. But
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  Speaker 5: it's like we're about to go off to college, right,
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  Speaker 5: We're about to go off to the next chapter.
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  Speaker 2: And who knows, right we might get We might get
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  Speaker 2: in our thirties. We might look back and go, wow,
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  Speaker 2: that was the greatest time of our lives. But right
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  Speaker 2: now we're excited about the opportunity for the future. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what we're excited about, a optimism potential.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ops ops ops ops.
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  Speaker 5: How stoked are you guys, Let's see it from the
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  Speaker 5: back of the bus.
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  Speaker 4: I'm super stoked. I'm really excited. Oh I feel like
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  Speaker 4: I struck out with the PMT stuff. Big Cat's not
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  Speaker 4: answering my dms. That's okay.
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  Speaker 6: I think they found somebody new. They found a new
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  Speaker 6: shiny toy out in Canada.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahah, they literally on the Canadian version of that.
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  Speaker 2: He's a rocket, he's awesome, he's a beauty.
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  Speaker 4: He can't be mad about it.
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  Speaker 5: So did he get brought on full time?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know he I know that they basically made
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  Speaker 2: him get a Twitter though he didn't have a Twitter
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  Speaker 2: before he went to part of my take, I've only
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  Speaker 2: seen the clips of this guy. By the way, horrible
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  Speaker 2: timing by part of my take. Horrible timing to get
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  Speaker 2: a Canadian producer after what Canada just did to us
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  Speaker 2: in the Four Nations tournament. That's crazy. We'll break all
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  Speaker 2: that down, we'll we'll we'll put that in a corner.
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  Speaker 2: But this kid, every time I see a clip of him,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like laughing, I'm giggling to myself, like I want
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  Speaker 2: to be around this guy.
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  Speaker 5: He's got good vibes.
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  Speaker 2: He's got great vibes.
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  Speaker 4: Three nut sacks? Does he really he has three nuts sacks?
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  Speaker 5: How much do are you catching his sack? He's got
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  Speaker 5: three testicles or three balls?
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  Speaker 4: Three nut sacks?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on timeout.
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  Speaker 2: Is nuts sacks?
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't even make sense? A nut sack.
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  Speaker 2: Would imply that multiple nuts or in that sack? Are
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  Speaker 2: you saying that he has a nutsack holding his two
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  Speaker 2: balls and then two separate sacks?
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  Speaker 5: Sacks is a ball sack? And then to just wrinkle
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  Speaker 5: flaps on the side.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's just maybe he's just got droopy balls. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: you've got a squirrel suit.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he might have he has if that's all
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  Speaker 4: one sack, he might have a case of the dream.
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  Speaker 4: I do have a challenger, because I do have Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I not tm I, but like I got it. I
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  Speaker 4: got the drop of sacks of all time.
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  Speaker 5: You do a great has charged with the that you do.
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  Speaker 2: Sure you're like the doing the bat wing from the
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  Speaker 2: movie waiting, Yes, thanks you.
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  Speaker 4: I'll pass off the mic because I'm gonna pull up.
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  Speaker 4: I have a picture of the three Sacks.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm okay with that being on our bus.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we can see it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love to see it. Maybe the viewer doesn't
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  Speaker 2: see it. Maybe we can show them a blurry scream.
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  Speaker 2: We'll show him a blurry screen. But just no, we'll
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  Speaker 2: see it in person. Going past it. The mic Mitch
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  Speaker 2: while he's pulling that up, so there's no dead time.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about these new lands?
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  Speaker 7: I'm stoked to see what it looks like. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: from what it seems like nothing's gonna change.
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  Speaker 2: So, I mean, it looks like sounds like nothing's changing.
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  Speaker 5: Listening, Mitch is just somebody you just tell hey, buddy,
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  Speaker 5: nothing's gonna happen here. Yeah, no one, It's all good.
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  Speaker 7: Sure, Yeah, I just I just know. I'm I'm good
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  Speaker 7: with in my lane of thinking, in my lane of work. So,
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  Speaker 7: but I mean, all the new opportunities and stuff that
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  Speaker 7: we're gonna have, it's gonna be it's gonna be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's I'll tell you this, Mitch. Comfort is the enemy
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  Speaker 2: of growth.
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  Speaker 1: Wa what do you want mean? Is that my saying
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  Speaker 1: I'm being comfortable right now. I just I'm comfortable with
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  Speaker 1: my land.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in right now doing a great jobbing too.
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  Speaker 5: He's uncomfortable for a second now that he knows.
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  Speaker 2: You always got to stay only the paranoid survive. You
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  Speaker 2: gotta keep always be worried about who's going to get you?
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  Speaker 4: Is this internet safe photo of the two empty sacks
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  Speaker 4: are driven out of his jewards in this photo?
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  Speaker 5: Can we can we see up the real one?
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  Speaker 1: But I just want but this is for the viewer.
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  Speaker 1: This is for the viewer.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting arm placement by Big Cat. Hey Mitch, you're you're
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  Speaker 2: not in trouble, brother.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what what you're with that we can't
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  Speaker 1: get comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: No, we gotta keep we gotta keep moving.
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  Speaker 1: We're a big pond.
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  Speaker 7: That's exactly what we're doing. We're getting We're going into
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  Speaker 7: uncharted territory. We're gonna see, we're gonna test the waters,
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  Speaker 7: and we're gonna crush it.
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  Speaker 1: Heads on a swivel.
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  Speaker 2: Keynote species keystone or keynote keystone species that did go
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  Speaker 2: so hard?
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  Speaker 5: That did where we are?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a sack?
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  Speaker 5: Oh fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 2: First off, good on him for the comfort to put
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  Speaker 2: those jorts on and know what was hanging.
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  Speaker 1: Out that's.
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  Speaker 5: That's discussing.
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  Speaker 1: That's so.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that photo this weekend and I thought that
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  Speaker 2: was just some lake fat. That's some some triple the
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  Speaker 2: see thick cut stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got a chip, a triple.
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  Speaker 2: T scrap, three sack, triple T squote. Perfect transition to
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  Speaker 2: Jack McPherson.
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  Speaker 1: How you feeling, buddy, Super excited.
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  Speaker 8: I'm pumped.
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  Speaker 5: We talked about all the time in the bus.
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  Speaker 9: But like coming from the gravel lot, coming from the
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  Speaker 9: old abandoned church, no Wi Fi hotspot, no ac It's
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  Speaker 9: cool to see the growth of where we've come from
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  Speaker 9: where we're going. Hopefully we maintain that gritty aspect as
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  Speaker 9: we always have. Goooner Rex's mentality overall, very excited for
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  Speaker 9: what's to come. I think everyone's on that same page
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  Speaker 9: where just kind of a new chapter for us and
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  Speaker 9: kinda we know it's gonna happen, but at the same time,
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  Speaker 9: there's so much that you know it's gonna happen in
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  Speaker 9: the next six months to a year. So it's gonna
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  Speaker 9: be fun how it all unfolds. But big, big things
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  Speaker 9: ahead for the boys, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: So pumped.
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  Speaker 10: JP about the opportunity to go to some of these
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  Speaker 10: events that we were speaking on last week. We're gonna
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  Speaker 10: have some some opportunities to go to my personal bucket
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  Speaker 10: list events around the country, and it will be awesome
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  Speaker 10: to hopefully.
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  Speaker 5: Be able to experience those things.
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  Speaker 10: And also the new Obviously the barstool talent is awesome
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  Speaker 10: to work with and bounce off of, but I think
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  Speaker 10: the new guys that we'll be able to bounce off
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  Speaker 10: with as well is gonna be really fun. And it's
• 9:26
  Speaker 10: going to be a new the same style of content
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  Speaker 10: but with new people, and I think it's going to
• 9:31
  Speaker 10: bring like some new energy to our content and some.
• 9:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're speaking to too, some of that access
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  Speaker 5: we're gonna be getting.
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  Speaker 2: As outstanding there is that? Is that bucke list for you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love Yeah, at least once.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I thought we could say that out loud.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I think it'd be good to say
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  Speaker 10: it out loud.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The Derby Kentucky.
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  Speaker 10: Derby Kentucky, that's what you were talking about, Kentucky Derby,
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  Speaker 10: NBA Finals, March Madness.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: Going to check those things out would be awesome. She's
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: got got the masters pulled up on the screen. There,
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: that's a tough time. That's a tough time for us
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  Speaker 2: to go because that's spring tour.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were saying to time there.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I think I think that would be
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: really fun to go to to go to it. Everyone
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: knows I'm not a huge golf guy, but it checked
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: it out. Like have you been in the Masters and say, yes,
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: I've been to waste management. I know what that's about.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: I'm messed with that. Look at JP stayed ready mm hmm.
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: And we get hit up.
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  Speaker 6: There's there's a god I hate that we can't talk
• 10:34
  Speaker 6: about it yet, but there is one brain move that
• 10:36
  Speaker 6: I'm okay, should get rocked up for it. No, that's
• 10:42
  Speaker 6: one too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh but yes, the one that the one. Yeah you
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  Speaker 2: and I Yeah, chest bumping, Yeah, yeah, we'll see each.
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: Other every five minutes and just back go.
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  Speaker 2: I know, because it is I don't want to say
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: too much right now. Yeah, we don't want to say
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: too much that we're teasing. We're plan I know, I know,
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: and it is listen March one. Yeah, next week, next week,
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  Speaker 2: you guys will have we'll open this whole thing up.
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  Speaker 2: We'll world do a whole. We'll tell you everything about it.
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  Speaker 2: You got anything you guys want to know if you
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  Speaker 2: have questions for us that you want to know specifically, comments, comments, comments, comments, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: m gee, how you feeling maybe being an O G
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  Speaker 2: guy seeing all this change?
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  Speaker 5: Jack kind of allude to a little.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it feels good, same thing everyone said. I think
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  Speaker 8: it's exciting to have new opportunity. You know, being uncomfortable
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  Speaker 8: is like the best thing for everybody. But yeah, good,
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  Speaker 8: good opportunities on the horizon, new people to be around,
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  Speaker 8: interact with. It's cool to see for sure, coming from
• 11:42
  Speaker 8: the generator to you know where we are now.
• 11:45
  Speaker 5: We'll still be right here, We'll still be literally anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: And what last week or two weeks ago, we had
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: no Wi Fi for like a day and a half.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: So we still get adversi all the time, same guys.
• 11:56
  Speaker 6: And fucking Comcast dude, they've got to get their ship.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: What was going on?
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: Saw your your Twitter?
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: I kind of just put something in.
• 12:03
  Speaker 6: You know how char has the bar threes here in Nashville,
• 12:05
  Speaker 6: the two bar three spots you want to get into,
• 12:07
  Speaker 6: you name those locations, Paddock Placed, they have bar threes.
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  Speaker 6: But anyway, hurt both of those businesses struggled with Wi Fi.
• 12:16
  Speaker 6: They weren't getting WiFi all week. And who's their service partner?
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: Can I guess go ahead?
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  Speaker 1: Comcast?
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  Speaker 5: Yes? Oh my god.
• 12:23
  Speaker 6: So she says that I'm thinking, Yo, we're with comcasts too,
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  Speaker 6: And then that's when I got on That's what I
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: got on Twitter.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Hey we were comcasts?
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  Speaker 5: Also? Were you the house? I heard no, no, because
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: we don't have comcasts at the house. Okay, you know
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  Speaker 5: what I mean? Like we were solid?
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know what your I don't know
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: what your internet provider is. But anytime we get on
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: the game at night.
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  Speaker 5: Like you you will.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: You and Jack are the ones that lag out the most.
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: What do I have?
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: I have Fiber? I have one of the fibers. I
• 12:49
  Speaker 6: actually have good Internet. I think it's like you know
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: how you'll go into Xbox and it's like the PvP.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: Jack? Like, Uh, it's got this GNAT type inn at?
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: Have you guys a what I'm talking about? I sound
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: crazy right now, but I know people.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: You sound a little crazy to me. I don't know.
• 13:08
  Speaker 6: There's a type that it's like if it's not all access,
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: like if there's middle ground, it kind of hurts, is
• 13:12
  Speaker 6: like connecting the other players and everything else. Yeah, so
• 13:14
  Speaker 6: that was the issue I was struggling with. I ultimately
• 13:16
  Speaker 6: just had to reset the mode and then yeah, you
• 13:20
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, seconds to the point where you're like, hey,
• 13:24
  Speaker 6: should I time this or is it kind of just
• 13:26
  Speaker 6: a guest on thirty seconds has had to be thirty seconds.
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: Let me just go ahead and wait a minute.
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: Just in case, just admit, yeah, dude, because I don't
• 13:31
  Speaker 6: want to have to come back down here, no doubt.
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  Speaker 2: Is there ever a time that thirty seconds goes by
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  Speaker 2: slower than round It's like I might as well be
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: an hour and a half.
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it takes forever.
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: You want to do it right because you don't have
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: to have to be back there doing the same, no doubt,
• 13:43
  Speaker 6: no doubt.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Like that type I got, like this the sport home
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: like thing. Anytime anything goes down, it's like in this room,
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: like the specific little room with all the things.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Are, but it's locked. I don't have a key. About
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: to call somebody be like, hey, what do I do?
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: He's like keys under the mat over here.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I like, go do it myself, and then I literally
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I literally, I open it up and I look at
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: this thing and I'm like, what button do I press?
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: It's just crazy. It's nineteen seventies computers. Boys, I'm not
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: going to play tonight.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just it's not even worth it. Yeah, keep
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: on pushing forward. So, yeah, we got excited, right, We're
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: greener pastures. We hope it's gonna be. Really I'm super
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: stoked about the opportunity of the access, the ability new
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: characters to kind of like hang out with collaborate with it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: It'll be a lot of fun. That's good news. Let's
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: talk about some bad news.
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  Speaker 5: Canada.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Canada, they got us, dude, terrible. It's been terrible. It's
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: been terrible at home and it wasn't.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: It feels like you should be wearing a Canadian jersey
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: right now. Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Taylor said something to me like, if you lose you
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: we have to do something, and she says something so outlandish.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm not doing that, but if
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: you want to make a bet, I'm down, like get
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: like you have to get an American flag tattooed type
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: of thing.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. But god, what a smoke show.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: Great photo. The girl that had Yeah, she's.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: All time got that herself. Yeah, you actually taught me
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: how to fish.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But uh that game, dude, just going into it,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I really thought there was not a chance in hell
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: we lose that game. I didn't think there's James.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: We came out of the game and for the first game,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: nine seconds, three fights, So I'm I'm expecting some sort
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: of sparks to fly. It seemed like America thought they
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: sent a message and we're kind of backing up a
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: little bit, like Okay, now we're gonna play. They kind
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: of fell into Canada's game of like, hey, we'll go
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: speed for speed, match it up, and uh, I just
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: didn't think they got physical enough in the beginning. They
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: go up one oh, and I start to panic in
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: my head. But then I realize Canada's gone up one
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: oh in every single game with the Four Nations tournament.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: So then we scored, then we score again. I'm like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: we're about to run the fuck away with this thing.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: End up going to overtime, dude, and this.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Bennington.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: So Bennington, uh fun like literally when I'm in game
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: goalie and he's the goalie for Canada.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Say Louis Blue, I learned.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people have this. The country of Canada has basically
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: disowned this cat for the last ten days, however long
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: this tournament's going on. They said, this guy's a sieve.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: He sucks, like he's a mental head case. We can't
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: get it done. SIV is like, uh, like if you
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: put it like pasta, like when you're straining pasta and
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: it has a bunch of holes in it. So he
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: essentially like he's a sief, Like yeah, Swiss cheese. Yeah,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: if you're a goalie, like it's like, uh, if you
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: go to a Michigan game or a Predator's game, like
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: when they score, when the home team scores, like safe, safe,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: saf they have like this big chant calling you out,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: basically calling you a bitch, and you have to stand
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: there and increase by yourself, just kind of like looking
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: down grabbing a drink of water. It's terrible, it's terrible.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: But this dude goes into flow state in the in
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: the overtime we outshot. We were peppering the net over
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: and over and over again, and this guy was blocking everything.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: And then who else Connor may makefucking day, Mike Jesus
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: sitting in the front open like no one's there to
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: bump uglies with this guy, and he just gets it
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: open that shot and puts our boy in a blender.
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: What's our dude's name, Connor Hellibuck.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Hella Buck. I want to say Halifax, but Hallibuck like dude,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: he played. He played amazing Halifax Highlanders. Baby, he played
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: amazing all tournament. But I'm just thinking to myself, Bro,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: we should have won that game, like we outplayed them.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: We outplayed them, we won the third, should have put
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: to bed third, We should have put it to bed overtime,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: like we were in their offensive zone so much this
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: second period it got dicey, and even the start of
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: the third like they were in our offensive zone so much.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: And it's like I'm I'm sitting there watching the game,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: literally beaming with American pride, Like when they score, my
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: heart sinks, and then we score, I'm like cheering all that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Between periods, I'm.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Calling my wife.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: She's got her whole family in her mom's apartment. They're
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: chirping at me. We're going back and forth talking about
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Wayne Gretzy's the captain. I'm like, he can't save you.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: He's too old.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: We have micro Yeah, we have micro the ultimate locker.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Room guy, Like what do you want? Like, what do
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: you can go?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Tip for tat?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: No problem.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: So it just sucks, man, it sucks.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Gotta shoot it better man the minute, Yeah, for sure
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: the minute they.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: I'm like, damn, this guy's a savage. You've got it.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: You gotta place it better on the net.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: What's amazing to me about hockey is these dudes will
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: be in the game faster. These dudes will be in
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: the boards guys, and they'll be like in traffic and
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: they'll just throw the puck like across the ice and
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: they're boys right there, like they know where everybody's at.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: It is crazy. The amount of chemistry and flow and
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: like poetic movement these cats have and there's always aware
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: where each other at.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: It is nuts. Yeah, it's impressive. I just think they're
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: out there skate.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: I just think they're out there just playing like.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Shu you you watched that and you're like, I could
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Oh I don't think that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: What's what I think to myself?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, yo, I think that would be awesome.
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: We were talking about it, like how fast they're moving
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: out there for how tight of an area it can be.
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: It's insane crazy, Like I don't know the actual distance
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: between blue lines, but it's not big and you're flying.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: I just think it's that game was so crazy because
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: it's so much fall. It's their all Star week and
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: they're just out there laying it on the line.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: For their country.
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: They played games on Saturday.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, back to the NHL.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Back to the NHL. Literally, those guys who were on
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: opposite teams hating each other just went back to being
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: on the same team.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Like when we lost, like, sorry.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: About that, Oh yeah, no problem, but let's get.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: When we lost. I was bummed.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Americans were tight, Canadians were and they're like, oh,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: When we lost.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Just seeing the defeat on Team USA like to me, like, yeah,
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: I was bummed at the USA lost, But I don't
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: really watch hockey. I'm kind of watching because the country
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: is like the moment that this thing was shaping up
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: to be. I didn't even know what the Four Nations was.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Then you're learning that it's just a tournament in the
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: middle of the season and these guys are just it's
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: all for pride.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: It's brand. Was the first year seeing the defeat. This
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: year was the very first, very first year they did it. Yeah,
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: and seeing just.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Just how down bad Team USA was, I just I
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: fucked with it, not because they lost, but because of
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: how much these guys care about this one solo game.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: And ultimately it's like in their world that the NHL
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: and everything else like it doesn't matter right right, But
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: it does. And it's like that little kid that's like
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: watching all these these leagues in these games in the nineties,
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: it was all about work, I think, and pride and
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: hard and everything. I'm not saying that doesn't happen anymore, obviously,
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: everybody plays with a lot of heart and everything else,
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: but just seeing it, I felt like that was the
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: example and now was the product that just had you
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: bought in where it was like a massive win for
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: hockey because no other leagues are doing that. The other
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: leagues are are doing something in the middle of the
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: years where the guys would just sell out. Like I
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: want to say, PK su Band was having that rant
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: on I Forget Whatever show. It was a first take, Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: first take about like the difference between them and the NBA.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: I thought he was spot on about it. It's just like, yeah,
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: those guys are killers. On the ice again not saying
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: there's not killers in the NBA, but the viewership and
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: everything else. I thought it was a massive win for
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: hockey and a massive win for the sport.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like it was the most watch game
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: in the last thirty years of hockey. The most watched
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: game was just nuts. It's it's crazy. And like my brother,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: So my brother played junior hockey. He I was my
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: dad's from Minnesota. Like I was like a little bit
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: in that world. Like I spent a lot of time
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: as a kid at the icet End in Scott's, Arizona,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: where my brother would always go. So it was always
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I kind of had like a basic, very like one
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: oh one understanding of hockey. But to see other people
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: who have never even watched hockey, like it never cared
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: to watch it. It's awesome to see how much it
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: was talked about because it is one of the most
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: entertaining sports.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: How all that arena seemed to be Like, yes, dude,
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: everyone is bought in, like that was an Olympic gold
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: medal being played for.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That was and it was for nothing. Yeah, like you
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: guys got hats in a trophy that essentially, like I
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: guess it means something now like no no Olpen Medal,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: nos Stanley Cup and the energy was Stanley Cup Finals.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: It was intense. It was awesome. Y'all been to Preds games.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: They're dude, the intensity is unbelievable. And how many games
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: those guys play, what do they play? Like, how many
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: games they play?
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Eighty three eighty two a year.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: And just to come up with that kind of intensity
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: week in and week out is just wild.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: We play eighty two and then you get into a playoff.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Series series best of seven, seven.
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: For four rounds.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Crazy, man, just crazy, But yeah, it is. It is
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: interesting because like we don't know a lot about basketball,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: would love to jump into basketball a little bit more
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: and kind of figure that world out. But at the
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: same time, like you watched some of the clips from
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: the All Star Game when they're doing the three point
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: shooting and they're just going for time, so they're kind
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: of just throwing the ball on the ground and they
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: go the next thing. It's not entertaining at all, and
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: you can tell these guys just kind of don't give
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: a shit, like they're they're a part of it. They
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: got their all Stora jersey on, they got to add
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: another notch their old belt that they're really excited about.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: So when the career is over, that's part of their legacy,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: which is awesome, but it just kind of sucks, like
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: there's nothing really to get excited about.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I wonder how you can spice it up, Like, is
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: there something similar that the NBA could take from the
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: NHL to do JP. I know you're our NBA expert expert.
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: Back in middle school, I was the expert. I just
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: think I was telling you guys this the other day.
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: Like in a lot of sports, I believe and I
• 23:05
  Speaker 10: want athletes to get paid, but I think they're overpaid
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: because even when we're growing up, they're not. The eighth
• 23:10
  Speaker 10: guy on the roster is not getting the eighty million
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: dollar contract. So they show up to the All Star Game,
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: they want to win the skills competition. Everybody wants to
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: compete in the dunk contest. You want to win the
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: three point contest. There's so much more pride. I'm sure
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: there's incentive to win it financially, but now it's like,
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: if the eighth best player on your team is getting
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: sixty million dollars, what do they care about an off weekend?
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: Why would they want to try, and then you see
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: it in the regular season, it's like so many dudes
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: are resting and that leverages.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Because that's what was PK was talking about.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: He's like, there's a difference between between being hurt and being injured,
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: right and NH like us were playing hurt.
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: They play the same amount of games eighty one in
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: the NBA, eighty two in the NHL, and you don't
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: see guys in the NHL doing rest and then.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: They've it like weeks.
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: But yeah, I think the NBA like they're losing the
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: fans just because we can tell that, like the heart's
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: not in it and it used to be in it
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: and now it's just kind of it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: There's a level privately used to come with it, right, right,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: that got that much money and you're like sitting on
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: the bench playing only a couple of minutes a game,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: like like I'm sorry, it's hard to sit there and
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: be like, yo, I'm gonna go balls out on this
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: all start thing that really means nothing.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: And especially when you're in the middle of the season,
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: you gotta you gotta think about you know, you're thinking
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: about injuries, like, hey, this is this is very especially
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: when you're getting paid the amount you're getting paid, because
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: I think that's fair to say.
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: It's like that's not right, Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: think like Matt Stafford, he's asking for fifty million. And again,
• 24:47
  Speaker 10: I love sports. I want people to get rich, but
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: no athlete should be getting paid fifty million a year.
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: I know that could be a hot take, but like
• 24:56
  Speaker 10: there's so many other things out there, and like people
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: and you fans see it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: What's what's a fair number to you?
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, teams try to do that with contracts.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Teams try to do more incentive.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's remember the guys that are like commanding
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: the like the most money. Yeah, the guys with the
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: incentives are never the dudes they are like the highest
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: paid with incentives up to even higher paid. Yeah, it's
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: always the guys that like, you know, maybe they got
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: hurt and they got they gotta have approved deal, or
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: you know, if they get this many yards something that
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the team will sit there and be like essentially you're gambling.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: You're like, uh, you know, if he does this, great
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: for us, right, he's get to know two and fifty
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Yeah, but to put it, to put a
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: cap on how much guys make.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: It is tough.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I understand where you're coming from. I don't have a
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: line to draw right now. I just it'd be crazy
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: to be like because initially just not Stafford, I'm thinking
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: to myself, like, if you command fifty million dollars, you
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: should get fifty million dollars.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to get your Yeah, but I do.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: Like I think fans now more so than ever, are
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: getting fed up with athletes because you see guys in
• 26:06
  Speaker 10: the NFL, they're walking out on their team, Guys in
• 26:08
  Speaker 10: the NBA are sitting out, and it's like, yeah, college
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: football people are sitting out and getting paid and as
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: the fan, you're just like, again, I want them to
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: be rich all these things, but like, man, like put
• 26:19
  Speaker 10: it pour in your heart to it how everybody feels
• 26:23
  Speaker 10: they would if they were in that position.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's unfortunate because it's one of those like it
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: is what it is situations, right, because you grow up
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: like we're all we were all young athletes growing up
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: aspiring to play professional sports, and it's like there's this
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: love of the game, this love of the game, this
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: grit is hunger, this heart, all of it that goes involved.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: And when you're a.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Fan, it's you hold that same mentality and standard, whereas
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: as you're a player getting to learn it and realizing
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: you're ultimately in a business and you get used up
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: as a commodity, and then you taste the business a
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: little bit and it creates a little bit of that bitterness
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: and it's hard to you kind of like it's like
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: some of it gets lost because you're also realizing that
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: you are in a business, and it is such a
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: business that makes hundreds of millions of dollars, and if
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: there was a massive we're just obviously the mass everything
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: got brought up. But if say somebody's getting a contract
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: and it's all incentive base and a team that's trying
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: to win, it's like, y'all gonna guarantee you raise your
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: floor that much higher. That resets of market. Guys learn
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: that hey, this is the new market. Then guys are comparing.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: But it's also it's such a business like inside and
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: when you're on the outside of it, it's all about
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: the love of the game and everything else, and it
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: just it gets blurred. So I don't I hear you
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: and I feel what you're saying, and I want the
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: athletes to get paid. I want all that to happen.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: But even as a sports fan becoming more of a
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: sports fan fan now now that I'm out of it,
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: and kind of like when you watch that Four Nations
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: hockey game go on, and you're kind of watching it
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: from that perspective of that little kid growing up and
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: loving the sport, loving the competition and seeing in their eyes,
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: you yearn and want that for the athletes now, but
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: it's with the money dynamic and the business going on,
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: I do feel like a lot of leverages is tilting
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: more towards the players, which is what every player and
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: what every CBA in union fights for.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: It's like you want everything incentive base.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: But then when you got the guaranteed contracts in NBA
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: even NHL, it's like, I know, the NFL works, wants
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: to work toward a sport for one hundred percent guarantee
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: contracts in a sport that is, you know, has one
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: hundred percent injury rate. So it's it's so much negotiating
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: and so much business that all of that gets lost.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: You start to get removed from that little kid who
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: grew up loving the game. You still love the game,
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: but you realize that they view you as a commodity.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: They'll cut your ass, they'll trade you'll, they'll do whatever
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: they want with you. And when you start to realize
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: that and understand that, you start to play that game
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: against them versus understanding that little kid that just wanted
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: the opportunity. I'm grateful for the opportunity. You start to
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: feel like, Okay, there is leveraging here. I got to
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: figure out what my leverage is. And then you try
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: to find it and you try to capitalize on it,
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: which blurs the lines for the fandom of the sport,
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: the love of the game part of the sport, because.
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: There is something is like, yeah, I work for a
• 28:55
  Speaker 10: company and I'm viewed as a commodity and they could
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: fire me, they could do whatever they want to me,
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: and that the employee wants power with the employer. Yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: so it's like that's why they get so frustrated with
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: the athlete stuff. It's like everybody gets it, and ultimately
• 29:10
  Speaker 10: everybody does want the same thing, YEA, like everybody be
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: treated fairly. But it's just wild to me. And you
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: look at all of the favorite players amongst the people.
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: They all have like the same thing in common, Like
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: everybody loves Saquon Barkley because Saquon Barkley wants to play
• 29:25
  Speaker 10: the entire game and it's going to run his butt off.
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: Derrick Henry like all these Tom Brady like those guys
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: were paid handsomely, but they showed up and it's like
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: you can feel the passionate it is.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: It is different that one statement because football is only
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: seventeen games in the regular season as opposed to eighty two,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: eighty three, one hundred for whatever for baseball, So I
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: mean I get both sides.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: It is. The thing is is you when you.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Grow up and you play a sport. We've all played sports,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and you like have a love and a passion for
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: that sport whatever whatever it was.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: That you played.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: And then you get to college when Will and I played,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: it's like that school is just all into you, like,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: how can we make this guy better, better, academically better
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: so he can be better for our football team life skill.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Now, it's like guys are players seem like they have
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: all the leverage in college football as opposed to in
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: the NFL, when it's more like you it's definitely display.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but when you're one to understand who's getting paid what.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: When you're in a like when will it win? Back
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: in our day, like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen, when we
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: get into the league. I remember sitting there for the
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: first cuts and you know, there's ninety three guys in
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: a team, and you sit there and like the next
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: day there's you know, seventy two being then this should
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: be another cut that gets down to fifty three. The
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: next thing, you're like, Yo, what the fuck is this?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: This is crazy? And that's when that's when it really starts.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: You start to realize that you are a commodity and
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: you're only as good as long as you can last
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: for that thing. So I understand why players are like
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: looking out for themselves, and I understand, you know, wanting
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the most dollar amount you could possibly want, But like,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: how do you get to a point if you're a
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: franchise showing that you care enough about the player so
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the player cares enough about you as well. Because it's
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: the world we're going in right now, really seems like
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like a standoff, Like there was always
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: that underlying Like you get the ten year vet and
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, listen, they're gonna get you, like once
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: you're not good enough, they're gonna get you. But now
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: more than ever, it's like more clear more on the
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: open that Like it seems like the team versus the
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: players as opposed to the team's the players being a
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: part of the team. Does that make sense?
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: And I was just gonna add, like, I don't think
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: it's a league thing, Like the types of people that
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: are like in the NHL are different than in the NBA.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I think it truly is, like you are saying, with
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: the money, it's just apathy is a natural thing. It
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Filming av log and editing it for JP is as
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: second nature as an NBA player dunking a basketball. So
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: if JP's getting paid twenty million dollars to film a
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: vlog for you guys, he's gonna be staying there going
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: why the fuck am I doing this? Like why am
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: I filming? I make twenty million a year? Like this
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: is dumb, you know what I mean?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Like it's just.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I feel like it's a natural things.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think if I said, like, you know,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: someone paying you twenty million dollars to make a volog,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: It's like you've made the best guy damn vlogg ever win.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: You You would think you would think million to play
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: in the NBA.
• 32:17
  Speaker 10: You better show up every single night like you're making
• 32:19
  Speaker 10: twenty million dollars.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah fair point, Yeah, fair point.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: But NBA is like not the only one that does
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: a subpar All Star game. Like we watched the Pro Bowl,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Like we actually don't watch the Pro Bowl. It's like, yeah,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: they're doing like sled pushes and shit now and even
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: lucky enough to play in a couple of them bad boys.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Like when I played it, there was actual game and
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the game was like you jow. You're like, especially in
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: a jog throw while fans are watching you a couple
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: of guys try not to get hurt. You're trying not
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: to get hurt, and you look agent and as offensive lineman,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: you're like, hey, if somebody starts going hard, we'll just
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: slide towards that guy. We'll we'll slow him down real
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: quick and then and then it'll all go back to
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: the status quo. So it's not like the NBA is
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: the only All Star game that's like not showing up
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: the way it should. But I think with the hockey thing.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It just kind of comes down to like that patriotic pride,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: that pride in your country to be like, yo, I
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: get to play for something with Yeah, with the stars
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: and stripes on my chest, with the maple leap on
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: my chest, whatever Sweden and Finland have on their chests,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: like there, fucking yeah, three crowns like Forestburg was Forrestburgh
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: played in that tournament. That's awesome. I'm sure he was, you.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Know, I mean Sidney Crosby. And my wife was like,
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: is that Sidney Crosby son? And I'm like, no, he's
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: still playing.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Still playing, like Jevity seems so much longer with the hockey.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Twenty six years he's been playing international games and just dominating.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking do it again too.
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: One thing that is crazy about hockey, though, is like
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: you're on the only on the ice for like fifteen seconds.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like a long.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Shift is a minute. Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: But that's why the boys go so hard.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: That's why you can go hard way long, man. And
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: when you stop moving, you're still moving.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, You're just just going forward.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: So it is crazy.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: It is nuts, ma'am.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: It's an interesting conversation to talk about because, yeah, I
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: understand all those different angles. It's like you want those
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: things and selfishly from the player perspective, when you realize, hey,
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: when these cheers and booze die out, like who's going
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: to be standing there next to you? And it's like
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: you ultimately it's like your family and people that are
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: going to be with you after you've you've left the sport.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: So you need to figure out how to juice as
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: much as you can out of that sport while you're
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: playing that sport. Yeah, how do you want to be remembered? Tough? Yeah, tough.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Look for the NBA, they took a hard out, they
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: took a hard out.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: And football, I feel like it's hard just because you can't,
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: like we couldn't do a tournament like that because you're
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: not able to play multiple games.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: And I feel like we would be the first one,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: not the first ones. But I think it's easier for
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: us to like give an excuse to football because they
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: could they could argue, you guys play an eighth of
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: the games we play per year. You guys only play
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: hardly at all, Like, how is it that hard? And
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: hockey is super Hockey is played in the boards.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Come on hockey is so physical too, though.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Not a physical No, it's physical. No, No, you're right, you're right.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Football is the most physical sport.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe rugby probably not the fuck rugby. I don't even.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Rugby rugby sarcy, Yeah, everyone does.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: There's the scrum, everyone's locking up. God, so much we
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: don't know about sports.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Is pretty violent.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably a couple of times a year they do.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I mean you fight a lot. What are you fighting
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: three times a year?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're fighting a lot.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: You're in camp for twenty four weeks.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should We should do his adway, and then
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: we obviously should talk about Michael Chandler get his next fight.
• 35:42
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  Speaker 2: Mustine Chandler fighting Patty pimblet that his name Paddy Pimble's
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: get right offross from Mike back in the octagon quickly quickly, man,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I mean we can go around and circle and say
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: with who we think are gonna win Mike first round.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: This is busting with the boys. Mike Chandler is our fighter.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: He's our boy. That's our fucking guy.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be JP.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: How do you feel about the fight? NBA UFC expert
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: tuning in chiming in.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: I love it for Mike.
• 37:29
  Speaker 10: It's a big name that he gets to fight against
• 37:31
  Speaker 10: that brings a lot of buzz to every fight. And
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: even Mike has had almost all great fights, but I
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: would say of all of the people he's fought, Patty
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: is probably the best promoter out of Olavera hooker. Poier
• 37:45
  Speaker 10: is a good promoter just because he's been there for
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: so long. But you even see Dustin Poitier on Twitter,
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: who he has called Micah bitch all the different things
• 37:53
  Speaker 10: he says, all the bad things about him, but he's like,
• 37:55
  Speaker 10: I got Mike. Regardless of how I feel about him,
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: He's probably gonna win for round, second round. So when
• 38:02
  Speaker 10: Poorier's on his side, you know that the matchup is
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: favorable and I can't wait to watch it because it
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: also will just kind of propel Mike to another banger
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: fight after this.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yeahs like and you're right too.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: The marketability of Patty and his promotional style, like him
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: going to that that gym not too long ago and
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: tapping out that. Yeah, that was it a troll? Was
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: it a fighter that had sent some off fan ship
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: to ye?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Some guy was talking shit, so he just pulled up
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: on him.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Him and his team, they pulled up, They circled around.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: It was this little gym. They put some they put
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: some pads on and they went and Patty had him
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: choked out and the dude was tapping out and Paddy
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: wouldn't let him go.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put him asleep for real?
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well did he? I don't know if he wanted
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: to put him to sleep, but Patty just wasn't letting
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: go to where everybody had to kind of jump in
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: and break him up. Like it was. It was fueled.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: It was like real. It was like real hate that
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: they're fighting.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: And stylistically, I think it's the first time Mike has
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: fought somebody that also will he's a little bit more calculated,
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: but he's down to go bass to the wall and.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Just put on a show.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: You got some fireworks.
• 39:01
  Speaker 10: Fireworks in Miami, which good for Mike pay wise. I
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: guess the same would be the same as Vegas, but
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: he still hasn't got the Vegas.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I know, I hit him up. I was like, I
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: swear to God. At this point, it's like a joke.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I know they don't let you fight in Vegas.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: He's like, I know.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I was pissed back too, But Miami is awesome. It's
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: gonna be awesome. I think he wants to fight again quickly.
• 39:19
  Speaker 10: I would imagine he would because he's I mean, dude,
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: he's played his matchup game so well. Yeah, he's always
• 39:27
  Speaker 10: fought a big name. Patty is, you know, lower ranked
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: but huge name, and it's gonna set him up for
• 39:33
  Speaker 10: another probably top five matchup. And usually if you have
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: Mike's record, you probably wouldn't be getting all those matchups.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: You want to fight somebody quick too, because you know
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: he's not getting any younger. True, he's like older in
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: the fight game, and you got to get it while
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: you can.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: The McGregor thing, having like what two years off. Yeah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: but yeah, I mean you brought the record like going
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: too and four in the UFC, Like it doesn't feel
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: like Mike's gone to and four at all. Feel like
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: he's undefeated because every fighting he goes into even the
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: olive air one, which we can look at those first
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: four rounds he.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Lost, He didn't.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: He was there on the ground, looks like he was resting.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: But in that fifth round it kind of erased the
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: other four in your mind. The result was still the same.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: But like watching it, you're like, I mean, JP, we
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: were there. You know what I'm talking about. Knows what
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: The Internet, he pointed, and he dude, comcast man, oh yeah,
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: we comcastcast.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, god we cost Yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: But when in that fifth round, you and I are
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: there over the shoulders of Tulci gabrn RFK screaming at
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: the tarp lungs thinking he's gonna end it right here,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: and then stands up in the middle of the ring
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: with thirty seconds.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Left and body slams him.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: With the smile on his face.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: He just says, fuck it, does it?
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: They say we're at the end of the violence era
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: of UFC because Michael be on his way out, Pourier
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: is on his way out, Gaechee on his way out,
• 40:53
  Speaker 10: Holloway on his way out, Voke on his way out.
• 40:56
  Speaker 10: All those guys put on shows and now feather waits
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: they still have good championship fights. But all these other
• 41:03
  Speaker 10: dudes are just a lot of grapplers that they're.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Not they're not violent, more tactical.
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, obviously they're violent.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but yeah, the pussy's out there, pussify.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Internet's back, just like that Internet's back. Yeah, but dude,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: shout out Mike. I know he went out to camp
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: excited to watch the boy. I don't think we'll be
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: able to make it because we'll.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: Be spring to spring toward it up stuff with the
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: Spring Tour. Yeah, so anyway, fingers crossed, fingers.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Cross, I think, yeah, I think we're dialed. Have you
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: heard from uh yeah from your Yeah, and they're like, yeah,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: we're we're on board with that for sure. They think, uh,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: we'll talk, we'll talk. But I think Spring Tour is
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: gonna be awesome.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: We can talk about who it is, right, Yeah, I
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: mean a couple of the Yeah, a couple of Alma
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: matters as always, because the access we get there, I mean,
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: Nebraska doing the whole New n I L World, not
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: doing the Spring Game. There's gonna be a lot of
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: theatrics going on for their for their day spring.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what we call it anymore. Oregon
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: looking to get out do a lot of cool stuff
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: back to Oregon.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: We got to get Marcus to come out with us. Yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: we need to get Marcus to come out with us.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: What are we What are we hearing from mission there?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I've told them kind of like my like perfect world,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: how that would look with the uniforms and everything, and
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: they weren't like against their like, hey, we got to
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: talk to a couple of people, but like we're down
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: to get you guys involved. I don't think it'll be
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: like in the spring game, because I think they're kind
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: of going they might be going the route everybody else
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: is going. I don't know what their plans are. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: don't think they know their plans are yet, but the.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Route of canceling their spring game, yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I just don't know.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: It seemed like the New World everyone's kind of doing that.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: They I didn't really like test the waters on the
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: spring who started it as U.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: B Yu ruling Nebraska Really yeah Pioneers.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: And wow, I thought b Yu did man any canceling
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: games left and right?
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Any comments on y'all? I've said my comments.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is nuts.
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: I mean it's been how we signed this contract in
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: two thousand and six, Hey.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: JP, did we not six? The landscape of college football
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: was a lot different?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: My friend, I mean, do you have any words?
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, just as as an alumni, as a guy who
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: played on the team, are you is it not seem
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: a little cowardice?
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Does not seem a little like, hey.
• 43:22
  Speaker 9: We're not actually where we want to be currently in
• 43:25
  Speaker 9: twenty twenty five.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: I don't think it means that at all. I think
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: there's financial there's a financial strategy to it. I think
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: even strategy wise, the committee shows that they don't value
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: strength of schedule. So even beating you guys, there's no upside.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: There's no upside even you guys, if you guys were
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: to beat us, there's no upside in you guys beating Nebraska.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: It's only downside. You might as well cancel the game,
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: throw bowling green in Miami, Ohio.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: On the schedule.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: They can get the rest whip that can be at home. Financially,
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: we're made whole and you have more money to pay
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: these players that are commanding higher salaries going into college football.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Two trains with out here too.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: But as a fan, but as a fan, I am
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: bummed this game is not happening because I feel like
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: the historic programs of Nebraska and Tennessee, seeing that red,
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: seeing that orange out there playing against each other two
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: years in a row, especially us being located in Nashville,
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: knowing our ties to both schools. I was so excited
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: for those games, but seeing it get canceled, like, look, it's.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Business, it's fucking business. Whooping your ass does nothing for Nebraska.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Are going seven and six this year.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Let's calm down.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Bet money on that, all right.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: You're saying, I'll say we win more than seven games.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: You're saying seven or less.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I say Tennessee will win more games.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, don't change his bet. Now you said
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: we're going seven and six. Sure, five hundred. That's fun, Jez, that's.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, that's I mean, we know in history.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: I hate doing it, dude. We do no history reals.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Third year don't wins reruals third year in every program
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: don't digit wins. But he didn't. He didn't have a
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: turn around.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: The second year he won more than one. Guess what
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: a the first year and seven, last year, six and
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: six this year, he'd be.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Right where he needs to be in the seven and six.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Year if you won one or two more games.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: You're right, we're winning ten this year.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I hope you do.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: But you gotta play Michigan.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: You said that's a tough bet for me. Yes, you
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: don't think we're gonna win more than seven? Dog?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Can we have a yes or no? Can we have
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: a logical conversation? Can we just sit here?
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Do you believe that we're gonna win more than seven
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: games this year?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Do you remember?
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Yes or no?
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I am going okay, let me just say maybe because
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I can see both sides. I can see I know
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: the rule jump, I think can I this year? Can
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: I go through my fucking I'm asking the questions I know,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: and I'll give you an answer, a long winded answer.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Let me do the weave on you like forty seven?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Rule does show that he makes a jump in the third. However,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: you guys have only you guys went five and seven
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: and then what did JP and I say? Six and six?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: You're getting pissed out?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: You the same time you have right now?
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Seven? Come on, we won seven?
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: We went seven and five this year and we beat
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: up bab I don't I don't get it's a bowl game.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Let's get let's get to the part where we talk
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: about let's get to the part where we talk about
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: this year.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: History, stats, everything shows you guys go seven and five
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: this year, a strong seven and five.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, So let's have a bet. Do you think you
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: bet with Jack?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I don't want you and I will have our bet
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: and our bet will come September twentieth.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: I want to know if you think we'll win more
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: than eight or more games this year? Eight or more?
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like you're personally, you're sitting in a room by yourself.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Do you think we're gonna win eight or more games
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: this year? And don't think about Will Compton? Okay, I
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: was gonna say about none of this year? Right, if
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: I'm not thinking about Will Compton.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: Mike Eckler goes back to Lincoln. Does he kind of
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: whisper in some ears? Hey, if we continue with this,
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: we're gonna get our asses well by Tennessee.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: I tell you what.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: You don't want to know what he actually thinks about
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: when he saw this roster, this pat with this first
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: week at work. I do you don't want to actually know?
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: I do want to know. Can you tell us?
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Hey, listen, loose lips, think chips. I'm not going to
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: talk about my private conversation. Also, just letting you know
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: you would like to know what he thought. You would
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: love to know what he thought.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: So because it involves whooping your knd.
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: Ass, y'all are paying his five hundred grand to pull out?
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I think we make more money having the
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: two home games.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Also, Jack, Jack, it's not it's not your best interest
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: to play about home. I would love you guys only
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: have you guys only have two teams. You guys only
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: played the same team like one one an accountant. It
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: was a house state universe. They lost twenty one to fourteen.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Y'all lost by.
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: Forty Okay, that was an entirely different Ohio State team
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: when they played lost that I'm saying.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: I'm saying, sorry, you're right, I forgot that we had
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: a common opponent, you had a common opponent anything.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I'm saying what I'm saying, it's probably not your best
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: interest to play.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I see what you're saying.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Flip flaw ask conversation, y'all. Oh oh, but to answer
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: your question, I would probably your lesson eight.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, we'll find a bet.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: No, we found We're going to find our bet on,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: but it's going to be around that. We'll have our bet.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: We found our bet it's going to be around over
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: seven and a half wins.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Why don't we just been on the bus.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: We'll bet on the bus and ball two. We can
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: have more than one, bet.
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: Tyler, Why don't you go through and predicted this schedule
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: because we know what Will's can do.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: We're party the schedules in March, now, I guess are
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: in February.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: February, yeah, yeah, this is usually we do it way earlier.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: We do it right after the season. Cincinnati toss up,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: toss up, that's the Kelsey Bull. That's gonna be an arrowhead.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be we'll say Cincinnati takes that one. Akward's
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: a dub Houston Houston Christian. Yeah, that's okay, that's a
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: dub SO two and one Michigan. I mean, buddy, you're
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: going that's that's two and two Michigan State. I see
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: a dub Maryland. I see a dub Minnesota. Scrappy boys,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: scrappy boys. I see Minnesota taking that one. Northwestern. I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: could see you guys win in that one. So where
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: we at now five and three, five and three, USC
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: no home, okay, Ucla at U c l A just
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: going off last year, yikes. Penn State at Penn State,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: And then Iowa.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: You should beat Iowa every year, but you don't.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Five and seven wasn't it. Let's give him Cincinnati.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Mines. I don't know, du because.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Minnesota's October, mid October.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: They have an outdoor stadium. Bro the Gophers. You guys
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: know how to feel about the Gophers. I'll give them
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: a revenge game.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Revenge game at U c l A. Seven and five.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: That's a tough that's a tough schedule, that's a hard skalu.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: We played nine conference games in the hardest conference in.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: The hardest conference. Yeah, I mean that's I can look
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: at this. I can look at this and for sure
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: see seven and five.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: That's not it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I could definitely, but I think his opinion is that's
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: a proud seven and five.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a proud seven and five.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: You were yourself.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: But the Pinstripe, Realistically, what games are you all losing
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: on this schedule?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Real?
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Realistic? Realistically, I'll say.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Realistically, And I love Nebraska.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: Maybe Penn State Okay, because we're at because we're at
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Penn State. Yeah, look, I think we're getting double digit wins.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: You think you go in the playoffs this year? If
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: we're a ten and two Big ten team, Yes, we
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: were in the playoffs this year. You're gonna beat Michigan.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I think we can beat you guys. Absolutely. Would you
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: guys do last year? Guys didn't do ship last year?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Only on right team the consecutive to beat top fifteen teams.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: That's that's something like, would you do this year? We
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: beat Alehouse State?
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Who then we have the same record.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: No, we went seven and five, you went six and six.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: We went seven and six.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, Then if by that logic we win and you
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: go five.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, one game above. Of course, I think we can
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: beat you guys in at home bust and ball.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: What's on the line.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: What happened last time?
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got killed. We got I'm saying that doesn't
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: mean it's a saying it's not the same ball club.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: You're right, it's not the same ball up. We might
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: be better.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Let's pull up Michigan schedule.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: We might be better.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Pull up Michigan schedule.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, if this Bryce Underwood is who we think
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: he is, we might win it all.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: No, he's got it, dude, He's got it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: If you if you knew.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: What I knew in the conversations I had, he's all right.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: New Mexico A.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: You go ahead.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Well, w AT Oklahoma lost a lot of players. They
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: lost top three most players in the transfer portal.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: I'll give you a W Central Michigan W. Nebraska L
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: Okay Wisconsin toss up. I'll give you w AT USC
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: L versus Washington, w AT Michigan State, W.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Purdue W. Northwestern, Jesus W Maryland w Ohio State loss.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: So was that? Hold on? Do you think we lose
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: a hou State?
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: I think they get you guys. This year we'd beat them.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: We had no pass we have passing turned off.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: I understand you face them the playoff. You're getting tossed
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: around like everybody else did.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: That's nine ones according to Will Compton.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look, I think you guys got a good football club.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Will was real.
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: Taylor was just kind of doing it a little bit
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: out of spite.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: We know how he operates.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think Nebraska will lose to Minnesota.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Dog.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Minnesota is the amount of conference, It's the amount of
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: time you took on Northwestern too.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Northwestern doesn't even have a stadium.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: Cincinnati toss up dog. You said l I think with Cincinnati,
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: and then you came back around sad. I'll give you
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: Sinnai because you only give us five wins.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: It is neutral site, neutral site, neutral sites at Arrowhead.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: That's like a home game for Nebraska. We're two hours north,
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: they are two hours north, two hours north.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know that I'm geography. I will say I
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: ended up at seven and five.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, beating Oklahoma in Norman is no easy task.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: No doubt, no doubt.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: I will say I agree, Yeah, I don't. I don't
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: disagree with that.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: He is coaching for his life.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I don't like the Ohio State.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: We beat him four times in a row.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: I know nobody's gonna correct. It's not that you guys
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: are just gonna go undefeated forever. I mean Ohio States,
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: the national defending national champions. Like they're reloading on their squad,
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: get it, and they have continuity with their staff and
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: everything else, like they're just billing.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: They lost everybody, what do you mean continuity of their staff?
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: They lost their OC, they lost their DC. They but
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: they're they're hiring internal, They hired one internal, They hired R. Heartline,
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: who I big fan of hardline as the OC.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: And then they bring in a beast for Oh yeah,
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: they bought in Matt Patre.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: Look I got you guys winning nine games.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure wink Martinale still there, still staying too. Yeah,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I think seven I mean, I don't think seven five
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: is disrespectful to you guys. I'm a I'm a corn Husker.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Second, you're not. You're not a corner Husker.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, come on, man, you know you know
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I respect you're not. When I go there, do I
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: not say how awesome it is you're in.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: You're in the octagon.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't like the place. I would say, didn't like
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: the place I was in the hostas.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: I didn't like the place.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: He wore the corn cob on his head.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I wore the corn cob in my head.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: I know you did.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I was supporting you do.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: It needs to be done, you do, it needs to
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: be there. Here he goes again, Here he goes.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: He supports Nebraska.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: He needs to be done. Yeah, like seventy five. That's
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: that's not disrespectful to you guys. That's that's sure.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: If I said, hey, I think your ball comes is
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: gonna get better next year.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: That's not getting better winning seven games again, it's he.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Said, you guys with your bull get then Okay, now
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: you're eight and five, Like, what are we talking about,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: you guys?
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Regular season?
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Listen. I heard what you said. I heard what you said. Man,
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: you're not a Husker.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: You're right. I'm a Wolverraine. However, all right, I love
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the Huskers.
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: You can love the Huskers, but we all know. We
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: all know what's happening. We all know what's happened. We
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: all know what's happening. It's all good. I know where
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: you stand.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah you do.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Bert Kreischer, we gotta promo his bullshit because he
• 55:37
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• 55:40
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• 55:43
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• 55:46
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• 55:51
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• 55:53
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• 55:54
  Speaker 2: We I had to do this last week too. I
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: read it, but I wasn't happy about it. The deal
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: was one at of it, right, Yeah, like.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: I thought it was just promote his tour all year long. Yeah,
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: him on to get him on the phone.
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• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Why have two websites you can follow Bert Kreischer.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: You see he's trying to do another bet with squatting.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was trying to say four hundred. It's like dog, Yeah,
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: you can get four hundred.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta beat Bert something. Maybe you run the
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: five k this year.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: I'll run the five k. No answer scared, I'll be good.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: Like, oh, try to just try to intercept it all. Hey,
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: I know you won the bet that where we have
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: to promo with the entire year, but you do the
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: opportunity to kill it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: I haven't ran in a while, but I would do
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: a five K. I think you can smacked that. I
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: mean I think I could be Bert.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Birth's a bit of a runner though he did
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: it twice last year, right, yeah, he got you, got you?
• 57:23
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  Speaker 1: and run it with Jelly. Yeah, walked one, ran one,
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  Speaker 6: my era of being a young young thundercat in middle school,
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: he was the one who did the uh the YouTube
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  Speaker 6: episode is called the Amazing Racist, so funny and h
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  Speaker 6: that's him. I thought he was dead. I remember I
• 58:10
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• 58:11
  Speaker 6: I was kind of looking up whatever happened to this guy?
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  Speaker 5: What he was doing. Then I learned that he's one
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: of the the mainstays on the The Park episodes. Though yeah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: say protect our part.
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, protect our parks for Joe Rogan, He's like, oh shitty,
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: he seems like he's thriving.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: It was so great.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I mean the first twenty five thirty minutes just talking
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: about drugs. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, and then the amazing racist
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: to sit there and watch the will you watch those
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: videos with him and to be like you did anybody
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: ever look at you would say, hey, probably.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Don't do this. Yeah? It was awesome, man, it was great.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about Kevin's Natural Foods though.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Just real quick.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. You know that you feel your best when you
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: eat well, but life is hectic and it's hard to
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: find a healthy option that's quick and easy. That's where
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Kevin's Natural Foods comes in. Kevin's is honestly the barstool
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  Speaker 2: team through this crazy bit of off season. Made with clean,
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  Speaker 2: They are made clean, simple ingredients and the whole barstool
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  Speaker 2: team loves them. Kick off twenty twenty five with Kevin's
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  Speaker 2: Kevin's Natural Foods in the refrigerated section at your local
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: grocery store. Now, great pivot. I came in this morning,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: JP decided to scare the shit out of me with
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: a taser in his hand. Now, I don't know if
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: my boy's getting to self defense classes or what it is.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: And all of a sudden they start talking about The
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: sales guy comes knocking on the door of Friday afternoon, say, hey,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: we're selling tasers. Will was against it, and apparently we
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: bought them out.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Is that what I'm am?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I following the bouncing ball correctly.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my shot out, no free shot out of the
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: week goes to hustling salesman. Yes, yeah, that's why I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: shout out over he shout out. I thought, you mean, no,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: you don't ever hustle somebody who just walks in your
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: door of operation or not. No, Yeah, barges in. Nobody
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: knew who he was. He's just walking in and I'm
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: kind of sitting there because the lights buying him. Stryn
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: is no, we didn't knock?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Was that?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Boys?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: What we got going on in here?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: What we got going on in here? And I'm thinking,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: what the fuck's going on here? And he's like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: mister miltick Man, we should talk about seference.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: But stay on track. He comes in.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: He's like, I got these uh, I got these tasers.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: We're going door to door and selling some company we're offloading,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: and we're selling them for dirt cheap because they're they're canceling,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: they're they're getting rid of all their inventory. So he's like,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: usually they go for about one hundred and thirty bucks
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: a pop, but I can get to you guys for
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: twenty four to ninety nine. And Jery comes up to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: me and I'm like, don't worry, we're not gonna buy anything.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: But he starts talking about it. He starts showing him
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: to us. He starts, go ahead and do that noise again.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: He starts showing it. Yeh, it's all is that crazy?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Shown this this utility.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: Flashlight where it can strob, it can be bright, it
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: could be damn. You charge him up their high powdered
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: and Nanny turns on the taser and when he ripped
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: the taser. I thought to myself, Oh, I could use
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: a couple of these. Charle could have one in a car,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: We can have one at home. You just never know
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: the wife. Yeah, the wife would whoa.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I would not.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: I would not.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna uh And I'm thinking the wife would
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: thrive with one of these.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: These would be good. So I was like, do you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: take cash? And he said absolutely sorry, ran out to
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: my truck, my Chevy c or two Silverado.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: I grabbed the Hunter and I was like, can I
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: get four of these? He's like yeah, it was running
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: about one o nine. I could give it to you
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: and eat that nine dollars. But I'm like, hey, don't
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: even worry about it, man, we'll get you nine more bucks.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: Mitch comes out of nowhere with ten extra dollars. The
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: entire the entire shop bought a taser that day. Shit
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: well yeah yeah, And after he left, we all got
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: out our tasers. We all held him up and just
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: started ripping it in solidarity. No shit, it was so loud,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: crazy and uh but yeah, he came in. We're like, oh,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: don't worry, We're not gonna buy anything from this guy.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: And he hustled the hell out of us, and then
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: after he left, Shirman is on his computer. He's like, guys,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: I see I see these exact same tasers on Amazon
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: for ten dollars.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: No way, yeah, that's that tip the cap.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Hey.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: We knew, we knew he's hustled, but the thought of
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: one hundred and thirty of pop is crazy. And his
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: boy comes in. A second guy comes in the door
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: mid pitch. A second buddy comes in the door with
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: a box himself, so you just know he's sitting back
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: like damn he got a good sale.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, yeah, they them.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we started breaking it all down because it was
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: like yeah, I mean it was just today, like we realized,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: oh man, we have way too many of these things.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: We gotta get rid of him. Let's just go hand
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: him out. And then all of a sudden, we're paying
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: for it. And he's wearing a lanyard that has the
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: pricing with the tax built into it so he can
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: give you the proper change. I'm like, man, those lanyards
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: are pretty fancy for getting printed earlier today.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: And it's like he's like, oh, this would be good
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: at the US post Office. You know, what do you say?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Best pro shops bottle hole bot or bought a whole lot.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: So he's selling you on it and we're buying.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: And you guys went to lift it up later and
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: it was on Amazon for ten dollars.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, eighteen, but he's still turning up.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: It's less than twenty five, less than twenty five, yeah,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: less than twenty five.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: God, good for him, Man, good for him. That is awesome. Oh,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: it was eighteen for a three pack. It was like
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: one singular taser was like four or five bucks. Oh,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: eighteen for a three pack.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: I forgot.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I saw that. I saw the charging four too. It's
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: easy to charge.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: We got up. It's eighteen divided by three.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Mitch, Well, I know it's six, but I was just
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I was just asking. I wasn't I saw I saw one,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: three or four bucks.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: I just you know, I wanted to check the mat.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a math guy, so if you want to run math,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: we can go toe.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: I just That's why I asked ship.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: But God, I see your match tell him.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, I run math on you. Ni
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: seventy two. I was gonna get. I was giving you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: an opportunity.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Answer, Oh, I was giving you an opportunity to answer.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: That's I was looking back there.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: All right, let's just wait real quick. We'll do three
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: JP you say, say, I'm out loud, whenever you're ready.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Eleven times six sixty six. Oh tie, No, I think
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: I got him on that. Thirteen times seven.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Ninety one.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Demmitch, Hey, that's up. When you get into double digits,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: that's a little.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Paper.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: I was carrying the two over there.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Tough one. Are you good?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: But I mean, like once it gets double, like double
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: digits to double digit, it gets a little it'll take
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: a little bit longer, but I'll run it right.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: I'll try this one.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Actually could be easy.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Fifty times fourteen.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Five five thousand, No.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: Two fifty two hundred, fifty two hundred.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Five times fifty.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: Five hundred and twenty.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: How do you six hundred?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Hey, you can't get the twenty times fourteen? Yeah?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Fourteen seven hundred yeah? Left?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Good game? Good game?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Is that the new betting punishment?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Now sounds like it?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: We could do that?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: What Michigan and Nebraska.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Whoever has better record this year, the other person gets
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: to taste the other.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: No, I did that a real gun.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: You don't want to do that.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: Whoever loses has to get shot in the lake.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: We will play Oklahoma at Oklahoma.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: I got you, man. I'm not even worried about y'all.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, so there, don't worry.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying I'm not going to risk getting.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Taste fair enough.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: September twentieth is going to be a tough day for busting.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be a bloodbath. Yeah. I hope you guys
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: go down. I hope you guys struggle all year long.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: We're back to this. We're back to this.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: At least you know where I stay in transparency, I
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: guess so.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have perfect information on that. I appreciate you well.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I hope you I hope you guys.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Do better than you did last year by one game.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: I hope you guys fail. Uh.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Fireball, dude, Fireball is the perfect shot for game day,
• 1:06:37
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• 1:06:39
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• 1:06:45
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• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Do you just want to go to Ari? You just
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: want to jump over get in this episode?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Get into Ari.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: How long we been going on the intro? One O
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: say Jesus Christ, what a fun time with the boys?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: One oh six times twenty I don't know one O
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: six times twenty.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Twenty one forty.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Damn it, damn no, that is nice. You are nice
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: with math.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Let's get Let's get this episode ari.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Uh Will wasn't lying when it's a podcast of all pause,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: I could sit there. It's the boys hanging out. It's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: a great time, great organic conversation. Enjoy this episode. Please subscribe, unsubscribe,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: re subscribe. All the comments, big hugs, tiny kisses.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Enjoy the show.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: But I went to some of my favorite band of
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: all time is blinkin eighty two. There did you really rule?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: There? Oh my go. They're so unable. Yes, they're so
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: positive and dug yeah.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: And so when they went on tour last year, you
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: would see the clips from the like Coachella and stuff.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: They'd say they're like really bad jokes, but like it
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: was like charming, like oh, you know, like that that
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: pop punk genre. And so we went to their concert
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: me and the boys like at the Bridge Stone and
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: they came out take off your pants and jacket. First
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: song was Anthem Part two and I sat there and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: I was my literally tears weltered because I was just like, yeah,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: it was like such a core part of my life
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: that I just loved their music so much. So like
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: that was when I was like, maybe I should start
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: going to some more concerts. And living in National it's like.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody comes through here. Yeah. They were like they
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: played at City Field. They're like, hey, these were the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Mets lose. I don't really care. I really don't care. Yeah,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: it's so fun, But dude, that genre of music is
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: a festival?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: It just the best alt radio station of the country
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: in DC. They went out of business. They went Latino. Yeah,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: nine nine one.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: So were you into that genre of music?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Is that your like like early like Smashing Pumpkins.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: And yeah, Smashing Pumpkins, Counting Crows for one, Charlotte.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: I already got away from me. That's that's later.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Are you a good concert guy?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I love it too. You gotta do drugs, Yata. We
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: were in Delaware. I was just like, gack to my friends.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Meant to go do whatever, and I was like, I'm
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: fine here, and then I remember, here is a mom
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: like I would never want to be that fucked up,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know she's talking about me, but
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: it's fine. It's a warm night. Yeah, you're so much better, bro.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: You'll go to a concert, take some mushrooms and chill
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: by yourself.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes, or we went to Billy's Strings, we took
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: some mushrooms, like, let's not get too fucked up because
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: it was like outside chance we could have met him afterwards.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: And then like halfway through we're like, oh, he would
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: be proud of us if we were fucked up, so
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: he's disappointed if we weren't.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Like, just get more.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then wandered into fort Worth Dud Festival. Guy, Yeah,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I love it. You've been out to a couple of times. Yeah,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: that was fun and ship and then I got a
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: fucking pound of mushrooms for the whole comedy festival. Part
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: of Bonner in the Air. Yeah, I was just hooking
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: up everybody.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: You were the guy. You probably felt like, yeah, there's.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Like thirty of us too, and I was like, I'm
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: gonna get enough for everybody.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: There's something it was so fun.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Everybody's people like al right, I heard.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's something about beating the drug guy. It
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter what drugg it is. But you're at a
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: party and you got like an eight ball on you
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: or something like that, and everyone's like, hey, I heard
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: you gotta.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: Get a bump.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: You're like come on, You're like, yeah, some sort of
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: foundation between the two of you because you decide to
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: do a bumbum in the bathroom. That's a random house
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: house party to be good friends with the rest of
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: the party. So my boy right here and then he
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: comes back for the fifthday. I'm like, yo, throw me
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: at twenty Yeah, like, what are you doing?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: This is getting this is getting out of hand, dude.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Most of them are like a scary or a scary
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: joke to me.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: I've only done like a handful of times.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh it's really fifty to fifty. I've had
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: really great experiences, and I've had some experiences that I'm like,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: get me the fuck out of mind. You've done the trips, right, yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: I've done like a full three three point five the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: grams or whatever it is. Yeah, that's like that's like
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: the boom, right.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're pretty big. If you empty stumma, you can
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: do whatever.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, them not like to that level, more so like
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: microdosing or like.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: They don't.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: I think the rumor was it showed up as food poisoning,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: if you could even test for that. So that was
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: always the thing that was like people can do whatever. Nice, Yeah,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: coke can show up. I can promise you that. That's
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: the obvious marijuana things.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: I would meet. I would meet teammates. This is Taylor's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: past life. This is like back in college. But I
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: remember going out to Oakland and I'm drawing a blank
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: on who the magazine was, Magnuson there was another one
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: called and they're like, we were like smoking out in
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: the truck. We called it the Black Dragon. They're like, hey,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: we're trying to we were all staying in the hotel.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: You're trying to hit the Black Dragon, Like, oh yeah,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: let's go. And we're sitting out there there like, so
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: is Taylor still pretty heavy in cocaine?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: And I was like what.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, No, They're like, I thought, like he
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: doesn't do coca anymore, And they thought I was just
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: like they thought I had another mouth grown on my head.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: I'm like, no, man, he's he's family guy. He's pretty,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: he's pretty buttoned up. I've never seen him do drugs
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: like bro, He'd come out at parties with like the
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: fucking Michael Myers butcher knife with just a mountain.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: On it, like let's fucking go ye.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah it was.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: It snowed in July and all the time.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: It was that was winter.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I gotta keep you, got to keep it going. Got
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: this deviate except him to as a nice little parting
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: gift from cocaine as well. Fun times man, that's yeah,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: that's me in college.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: You played in Michigan played I'm.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Not on cocaine right there.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Later that night.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Michigan, dude.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: I don't know if ibrast this because in Nebraska, like
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: back in the nineties, they're known for just the drugs,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: like before games, steroids, sure, steroids, all that stuff. Did
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: you ever do it before a game?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Did you ever do it before a game? I did.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I did coke like just go in. No, no, no,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I did like on a Wednesday before like I think
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: one big game. I can't remember what game it was,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: but it was like a Wednesday, like my boys just
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: got town.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: They came to visit me.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: And like they like had some waiting for him, and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: so I did a little bit on like a Wednesday.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: We played on Saturday.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, So then it's like you're not no.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: No no.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: There was always like at the talk of like doing
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: the water bottle thing where you put it in the
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: you put coke like Lawrence Taylor did or they lady
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: allegedly did. He would take cocaine, he put it in
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: water and it would dissolve in there and he'd.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Like, drink it.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: You can drink it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: I guess you can't. I think with cocie can kind
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: of do whatever you want as long as it gets
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: inside you, like whatever it is. Yeah, that's crazy, crazy
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: time man, crazy today.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: So how for today test randomly?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: It depends if you get in the program like ultimately
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: like for like for weed, there's like a line. Now
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: the threshold is much higher, but every year you ultimately
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: test during like O T A so like like A
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: or April made.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: So are you familiar with NFL and like how the
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: structure everything was? Do you know O T A S
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: is Yeah, Okay.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: He's a he's a ball guy. He's a he's actually
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: a sports guy. My fault, so like in the springtime.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: In the springtime, but the union will send out an
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: email like hey, you're gonna get tested here in probably
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: a couple of months. They ultimately let you know it's
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: time to start weeding off if you're smoking a lot
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: of weed. And then when you get to OTAs, you're
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: you know, if I'm in the linebacker group, you're gonna
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: know if you're gonna get tested in OTAs or you're
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: gonna get tested the first week of training camp, which
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: is in August. So if you're the if you're part
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: of the crew who gets tested in OTAs, everybody's fired
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: up because like, oh, we're about to test.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: And you only test hear and then it's out of
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: the way. When if it's training camp, you're like you're
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: bummed because you're like, all right, I gotta stay you
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: gotta stay sharp until gotta stay sharp until August.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Right, Well you can, yeah, I guess like right after
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: OTA is like them that midlandream. Maybe that weekend you
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: can take and kind of smoke.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Remember remember during COVID when I started to just
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: try to test, I started to test, like when I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: would get over the threshold and I got all these piskeys.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Well, went to the CVS and like bought like a
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: kit basically that would tell him like where his levels
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: were at and how they were. Yeah, and he started
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: to kind of scientifically figure out, Okay, if I signed how.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: Long this is? How long I knowed Yeah, because we'd
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: stay up in play risk like every night and we
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: get banged up, and I'm like I kind of want
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: to figure out because I was just a free agent
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: at the time, Like I kind of want to figure out,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: like once I start to piss positive and then if
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: I just stop, if I just stop taking edibles whatever it.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: Is, how long it'll take it for it to get
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: out of my system. It would take probably forty eight hours.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: Just drink a lot and then I would piss clean.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I just drinking a lot.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: That's crazy because it always it was always like a
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: body it was like a body fat thing. Like the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: fat is the faster marijuana gets out.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Of your system.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but it takes forty eight hours. Yeah, and
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: then I'll try to go, you know, more days in
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: a row and see how long it take.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Obviously it take longer.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: But matter I like, like seventeen days in a row
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: and then quit for two days or like just one day. Sure,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: I think so, because again after I would get to
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: forty eight hours, then I would do it for like
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: a week straight and then.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: See how long?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Was this more science than you did in college?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: Absolutely? Like I mean, and when it was COVID, you're quarantine.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: You're just trapped in thing and what all the different
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: things you're like moving frame picture, fremsday, sweetheart? Do you
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 6: think this should go here now? And then you get
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: in a weird argument over like hey I want this
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: down here now versus upstairs.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I got like one hundred piss cuffs and
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: just you know, got you know, put my head down.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: My head down and got the work, is what I did.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Experiment.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: People love to hit on COVID man, but that time
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: of our lives was actually so much fun. Like this
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: show is very new. I was out in California training
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: people like ship went down, like you know, I know,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: people like like, let's move that out of the way,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: let's talk about like the good times.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: But dude, we would we.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Would get high every night, like you said, and like
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: play Risk, you know, the board game Risk, but just
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: on our Xbox Live and it be us and three
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: of our boys, and it would be the most fun. Dude,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: would be politicking back and forth. I'm trying to take Australia. Inevitably,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Will and.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I would always end up hating each other, hating each other.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: At the end. You reboot around two pm the next
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: day and get after it again.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: Man. Yeah, it was some Bible Verse meme the next
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: day on how you might get back to win the
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: next night. Yeah, jets, dude, it really was.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: That was the best way to communicate that.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: It was so fun. Nobody's falling behind.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: No one nobody getting like all right, the company, like
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: your team, they're you're trying to do zoom meetings like
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: you're trying to do it on Zoom. Everybody's trying to
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: figure it out.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: It's new. The whole everything shut down, so you know, nobody. Yeah,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: nobody's falling behind, nobody's getting a head.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: They should really do something like the purge, but like
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: a COVID like every decade, like take the virus out
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: of it, but just have like two months.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Everything nothing happened.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: No one's allowed to leave their house. You kind of
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: just no fucking around.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: No one's allowed to get better. For the next two
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: months and you just hang.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Out, can't do anything to neutral rejuice.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, to work on anything.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: There were so many days where it was like nude
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: and your body's like drinking, Like all right, what are.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: We going to do? What are we going to do?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I mean we might yeah, we might as well get done. Yeah,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: this is it.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: That's online risk.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: That's us playing risks. We did a stream last week
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: with our boys. They came back in.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's us.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Where I mean, just China half.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: You guys got into it. Always like some people like
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have money and some people should. Yeah, let us Yeah.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: In the bottom left corner, we had a beer counter here.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: So the guy in the back, the guy who lives
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: with a white Shrek, that's Dennis Kelly. He had he
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: drank twenty two beers what and that three hour was
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: it three hour setting?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, twenty two beers for a game or just because
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: just because it was like.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: We're like, hey, we're gonna put you on a beer
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 6: counter because he's kind of like you're he's kind of
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: like your old man who just sits in the corner
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 6: and his houses like thirty beers.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: Right, eventually falls asleep, but you never know.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: If he's drink you always in him some sort of
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: like political conversation with him. And even if he agrees
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: with you, there's a devil ass, devil's advocate, he.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Goes with you.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a great dude, man, the great dude. But yeah,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: at the end of those twenty two beers, it was.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Like twenty two beers three hours.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, good dude, good guy.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: I love how we've just been telling ari about all
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: of our Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the cleanest humans of the world.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of them, a lot of them are
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: We were some bad eggs, Not so much will we
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: were though. We were talking about drugs a little bit.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: What a fun way to start a podcast.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: What was your what's your like?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: Number one?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: If you could only do one the rest of your.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Life, we probably weed. Yeah it's the easiest.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: But is that considered a drug anymore?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Even consider a drug? Now that black people could do
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: it and not get arrested, right, it's a different game.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: But it still hasn't been rescheduled yet.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Still it's still a schedule.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: One that legalized it in every pretty much everywhere.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: Four people.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no Bible belt brother that's the last
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: that's the last domino to fall.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: There's ways that there's ways that it's like gotten around it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: What is it called, like delta nine.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't seem doesn't seem right. They're like when
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: when you light it up, it's the same thing, and
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, they give me the same thing, then, yeah,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: give me the same thing exactly.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: It is a weird deal. So besides besides weed, let's.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Wait, okay, booze, that's not a drug either. Those are
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: the two like standards, just like that in the street Molly.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I love Molly really yeah, yeah, I mean I just
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: took some cracked my tooth, fucking grinding my teeth on
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Molly last Yeah. It was so clean. It is before
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: the pandemic Molly. I found back of the freezer, the
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: freezing Mandy. I was going through a British face and
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, wait, no fucking way. And it was
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: a pre pandemic Molly, pre fentanyl Molly.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: You can tell he loves it too, just had the
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: hell he had the smile like his memory to the
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: pre fentanyl Molly.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Like it's good.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: It's good to know that Molly is clean, because if
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: it's pre pandemic.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: That is pre pandemic. But times are simpler if you
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: just kept going till like noon the next day.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm happy that world's passed me now if I was
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: still in it.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Mushrooms love mushrooms. Yeah, and then what are the other drugs?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Would there ever been a giant cokey? But if you're
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: going to the bathroom coming with you, yeah, you're not
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: gonna buy it. If someone's got it, you're.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Not gonna be rude.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: What have you ever had an experience with?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: This?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Is one thing I've kind of wanted to try was
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: d MT. I tried once and I didn't get there.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: It wasn't for you.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: No, I loved it, I just didn't get there.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: What's good there?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I was in my backyard in New York, made a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: chick and like I like smell. I saw this, like
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: this big fucking caterpillar come down off one of the branches.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Was like, stare at me for like a minute, and
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: then he just goes no, and then he turned around
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: and went back, Oh, caterpillar wasn't feeling you. Yeah, And
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: then I was like and then I kind of came
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: out of it and I was like, I don't think
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: it hit me, and she goes I died and came
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: back appeeled by a couple layers. What do you think
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: that caterpillar was saying no about getting in there, getting there?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, getting you too?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think he was like the gatekeeper or home. No.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: He was like, no, you would think a gatekeeper feeling
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: that special woud be a little stronger than a caterpillar.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the final boss would.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I didn't know how to get
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: past him. You had to work. Fuck, I'm still mad
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: about it. What about me? Would he not say? Yes,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: I'm the kind of guy who would go in there.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: That's I'm just realized, how how fucking insulting that was.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: You wanted it too bad, is what the problem is.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe I wanted it too bad. You were too open
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: to the experience. Yeah, right, and on the dance floor,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: this motherfucker.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: I saw a clip of you talking about an extreme
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: experience on salvia.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: Was this around?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know when this was. I had an
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: experience with salvia as well, but I want to I
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: want you to elaborate a little down So Salvia Salvia
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: K two It was like right around like two thousand thing. Yeah,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: two nine spice, K two spice. It's all like spices.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure people in the comments that would would
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: be like till you're so wrong. But like when the
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: drug testing thing was so big, a lot of people
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: were using these spices as a way to kind of
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: do it instead of marijuana. But they were like there
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: was like a hallucine. There was like some I think
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: had attack or something, but like salvia had like two
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: x four x, ten x, forty x to eighty x,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: and uh, the highest everyone was twenty x and it
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: was in an insane experience to say the least.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: But you you I didn't have anything to what I
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: heard you talk about.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: It's up there, that's it. I was tripleing, dude. I
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: was gone. I had so much. And then there were
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: like call me a pussy, and they were like signing
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: off your pussy, you're a pussy. But I got like
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: to the line with that and then like take a
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: real hit. So then I took a massive hit when
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I was already at the line, and then I was
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: just done. God, I was just gone. I was living
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: underwater for like for like six months.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but explain it you actually were like I lived underwater.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I had like a job I went to I like
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: relocated to underwater, and you do you it fucking ruled.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I had forgotten about this land for like completely forgotten
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: about it. Oh what a trip it was. But it
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: was like eight minutes, the whole thing's in here. Yeah,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: that's the thing is so and then they they come
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: back because I opened my eyes, but I'm still gone
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like I just opened my eyes the.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Amount of balls it takes to be on a podcast
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: and take a hit. However, ex Salvi, it is.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: My Lawler media shirt. There's a long time ago. What
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: year was this, I don't know what was Jerry Lawler
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: and Tom Lawler who's the UFC fighter Robbie Lawler. Yeah,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: it was right around he was fighting early. So yeah,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: twenty eight, twenty or nine, twenty seven, twenty oh seven.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Never heard anybody call it that.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: I've said it. The first time I said it was
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: like more in my head, you do you do you
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: remember that was coming up to the surface to like
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: look at who these fucking people were, Like what the
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: fuck are these guys and kind of like barely remembered them,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: but I was like underneath the water.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the experience vividly to this day.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's taken me back, especially seeing it just I
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: was just there. I think I had a chick, no ship.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a mermaid.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Man, that's fucking that's that's basic my fault. That's regressive.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: I hate regressive.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: I hate to start the foundation.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: What is the fucking thirties mermaid? Bro?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I grew up at a different time.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: How can I say that? Yeah, you gotta be But dude,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: the salvia? What'd you do?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 9: So?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: I did five X.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: I was in.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Was it Newport, California?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: And I was with this is high school, my senior.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: School spring breaks. It was a legal drug. You could
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: just buy it.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: You go to a smoke shop. Yeah, And they just
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: had it sitting there on the counter like you would
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: buy like horny goat eat or whatever at a gas station.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: And we bought the five X and so we me,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: my girlfriend at the time, and my best friend at
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: the time. We they're all like one hitter. So they
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: burned so fast. We took the five X and I
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: remember like twenty minutes of the best laughing, like all
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: of us just in harmony. That nothing was really said,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: but it was like the greatest happiness, like laughter you've
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: ever had, similar to the Nebrass when we're at village
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: and like you just think you just having a giggle fest.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: So like a day or two later, we go to
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: a smoke shop and there's the twenty x and you're
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: thinking five times four is twenty that's four times the laughs,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: like this is going to be credible. So my buddy, right,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: So my buddy, he takes it.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: He hits it.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: We're in this like really shitty hotel room. It's like
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: spring break or whatever. We're balling on a budget, and
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: he takes a hit and he just goes, oh no
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: and lays down on the bed and he's like not
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: responsible for fifteen minutes. The poor me and my girlfriend
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: are like maybe we should go and get like called
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: the police or something comes up out of nowhere and
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: is like, don't do it, don't don't do that. And
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: I had this like thing like no, my boy's gonna
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: do it, then I'm gonna do it, kind of by
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: like very high school to me. So I remember I
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: took a.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Hit of it. He came out and said, don't do that.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: My boy did it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it too.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm telling you do be a bitch.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make fun of you.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: So I take a hit of it and I put
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: it down, and as i'm actually I'm looking over and
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: then I start looking around the room and it's like
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: pictures are being taken throughout the entire room. And now
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at everybody, but I can see three sixty
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: around me.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, say that again.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I take a hit up this salvia with
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: a pipe. I go to put it down. As I'm
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: putting it down, it's like photographs are being taken in
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: my mind and being slotted in different part of my vision,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: so I can now see all around. I'm like looking
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: around the room like this, and my body's like my
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: brain is taking photographs of everything that's around me. So
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: now when I am essentially and so I get to
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: looking at my girlfriend and my friend and and they're
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: like staring at me, like extremely concerned, especially my friend
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: who just did it. And for whatever reason, my brain
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: was telling me that something's growing out of your head.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: And I start to feel and I have antlers, like
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: deer antlers growing out of my head and I freak
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: out and I run out of the hotel room into
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: the street and I so like, I'm like sweating, So
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I take my clothes off.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm like screaming in the middle of
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: this parking lot. They take me and they grab me.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like the size I am right now in high school.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: They take me, they grab me, and they put me
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: in this in this bathtom and turn the shower on.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: And for the next fifteen minutes, I'm like trying to
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: get out. They're like not letting me get out. And
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: then finally I come.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Too, and it was Saya say, yeah, yeah, I was,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: We went and got pizza and it was like the
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: quietest slice I've ever had in my life, and none
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: of us spoke.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: The whole thing was like twenty minutes. Twenty five minutes.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the whole thing him doing it and
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: me doing it. It was probably a forty five minute period. Wow,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: it was crazy, absolutely crazy.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Did the picture stop coming?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, once I had the photographing, and then once
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: I thought that my antlers were coming out of my head,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: that's when the photos like kind of broke away and
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: I was like just seeing regular but I could feel antlers.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: On top of my head.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: That it was one of the more extaning experiences of
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: my entire life.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: That rules.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Thanks man. That That's also the last time I ever
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: did Selvia me too.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: I was done. I felt so dirty afterwards. It's just like, uh, yeah,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: worn out in twenty minutes.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Exactly, especially if you're living in a completely different life.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a job, a girl for you, responsibilities
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: in your I probably went bald in there, to be honest.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: At that time. Man twice the.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta say, I'm so pumped to have you
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: on this podcast because I'm back in like the early
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 6: two thousands.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: When you were doing the amazing racist stuff like that
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: those videos.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: How were you in the early two thousands?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know you all. You're all the middle
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: school white boys are just so yeah, just so fascinated
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: by you doing all those videos. I actually like, I
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: know who you are, like going on like Roguan and
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: seeing you on pods and other things, but I didn't
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: know that you were that guy who did the amazing races.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: I remember last year at some point I ended up
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: going on Google and being like whatever, happened to the guy?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: Because I thought, like, where is this guy? Because the
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: state of.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 6: The world that we're in now, I'm like those videos
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: that this guy was making, I'm like, whatever happened to
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 6: this guy?
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: So I'm typing in the amazing racist what's his name?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: And it's like Ari Shafir, And I'm like, Oh, he's
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: still alive. He's still kicking going on fat.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: Like, so in high school in the early two thousands,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: I remember there was like a rumor like, oh, you
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: hear about the amazing racist he actually got killed?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, I love that.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: You never heard that?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. Yeah, that would have been the
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: best way to go out, that is, yeah, free boat
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: trips back to Africa. You really can't do this stuff now.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: And then you'd be watching it with whoever, and then
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes like halfway through, someone would come in the room.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: But if it's somebody of any race, everyone's like, even
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: the black people that are watching, they're like, this is
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: gonna look.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: What made like what was the thought process behind like
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: creating they had the most racist thing on the internet.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pre internet. It was pre YouTube, not
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: pre internet, but pre YouTube.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: Pretty yeah, pretty much like those those videos banged like
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: once it hit YouTube.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they put it right on YouTube at the beginning.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: If you're like, what the fuck is this is? The
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: idea was that this is me getting a juice to
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: apologize for the killing of Christ.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: And that guy was losing sh on you.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: He was so mad at coveccy is the word you're
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: looking for? Were you?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: I mean you had to have been uncomfortable in certain
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 6: spots every single like when you were a gas station
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: in the hood and you're like, I'm just looking for
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 6: you know, I'm just looking for a spot to burn.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: This, get a lighter. I forgot my just like hey, yo,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: what the fuck?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: Hey do you mind help paying for some gas?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: Going to the Chinese restaurants and be like, hey, he's
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: just what type.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Of Chinese are you selling dog door to door in
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: the back of the Chinese restaurants. I had a little
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: dog and I was like, come on, guys, it's cheap.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: Were there ever any videos that didn't make it? Because
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: there was one of me. I was like setting up
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: a shot. I was crossing the train tracks, like crossing
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: to the bad part of town, and some guy in
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: an Amtrak truck just like slams on his brake and
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Latino guy and just grasps me, shuts me up, it's
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: her fence. It was like no, and he fucking hit me.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Then everyone had to come out like no, no, no, no,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: he's Jewish wearing a clan outfit, like it's a joke.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: It's it's not a fucking joke. And I'm like, no, no,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: really it's a joke. I was like, no, motherfucker, this
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: is not a joke.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: When you're when you're brainstorming the idea to do this,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: was there not one person that sat there and go, hey, Ari.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: No, you'm sure.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking idiot, dude. Every time I want to
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: get something, I was like, let's go further, let's go
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: way further. And there was nobody.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: There was nobody in the beginning that was like, so
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: what you want to do is you want to get
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: a cross and ask black people if you're going to.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: Burn if you have they have a lighter to burn this.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: And no one, no one sat there. Maybe not nobody
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: helped me out. Now. One person was like, hey, you
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: sure we're using your real name in the setups of
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: these should you just use a fake name? Though? I
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: didn't know. It was pre internet. You didn't know ship
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: lived on it was gonna be coming out. I didn't
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: even know it was bad.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: God damn, that is so what the line is.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: I forgot about this go to a mosque and selling
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: T shirts to say was it? My mom went to Mecca.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: All they brought back was a horrible body odor. It
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: was just like, let's see as bad as this guy
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: can be.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, dad's fucking wild.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Bro. If you're fourteen, if you're a freshman in high
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: school and you see this, you're just like, what is
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: the world?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is this the funniest thing ever? Do you if
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: you're fourteen years old?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the humor has not got any any like more mature.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Did any of these like.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: Did any of this stuff come back to haunt you
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: like later, like as you're making your run because times.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: So many shows canceled random like DJ's in like different
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: like areas will find it, like what the fuck is this?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: We got to get this guy suddenly like like like yeah,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: different places are just like hey, they're saying we got
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: to move your show. They don't want to do anymore.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: Just why did you look at the fuck Twenty years ago? God,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: it's great. I don't mind it though. It means it's
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: still affecting People's pretty nice. Kind of an honor.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: In twenty twenty, when all this like uh cancel canceling
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: thing was going on, I had to be thinking like.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, I knew it was coming any day. I'm surprised
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: you really didn't get me doing that. This is this
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: is the the corner. Yeah, and it's still every time
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: they pull it off the Internet, somebody else puts it
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: back up. It'll get like ten million views and then
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, terrible, and then someone else will put
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: it up. It just keeps getting views. You would take
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: at any moment they'd be like I'm knocking the door,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: like Feds. I'll be like, no, you gotta leave the country.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: It's just in like the underground Hall of Fame, dude,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: I'll keep getting put back on there. It really is, man,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: it's top tier.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: Were you doing stand up at that time?
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just starting. It was just starting. They
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: were actually looking for Jeff Ross to do it. They
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: was like, we wanted like a and then they told
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: me that he couldn't do it, and they were like,
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: do you know any other like jewelry looking comics and
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: Duncan dress was like yeah, all right, yeah, and then
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: so they're just like idea of do something like real light,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: but I was like, no, let's go though. It's like
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: the joke is only if it's like way too far overboard,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: and they're like we're driving mind and we just start
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: brainstorming all day. It was a pretty fun brainstorming session.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 6: Do you enjoy doing all the content stuff like as
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 6: much more than doing like thinking of all the stand
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 6: up comedy?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: No, I only like doing stand up. The rest is
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: just like yeah, yeah, fun like here or there, just
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: like bullshitting around, yeah, hanging out with friends. Yeah, doing
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: fun dumb ship.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: Content stuff is so elite though, Like to be able
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: to put your full thought and have a visual with
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: it as well.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you just you're over that. I don't want
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: to do it. I don't know editing, I don't know.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Still like that. Yeah, I'll be in stuff here there,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: I'll look at that. That's me. I took my shirt
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: off at a fucking PGA golf event. I'm just walking around.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: They was looking. I was helping golfers find their ball,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: like a legit golfer, like a pro golfer. They were
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: walking by. It's just like Pat tapping on a fucking idiot.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: And then they told me this is a TPC at Avedel,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: this is a high level course. The rangers that have
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: come over, like sir, no, absolutely not put your shirt on.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: How did all the you guys doing just researching my life? Yeah?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you right here? Graduate from Maryland. Oh, happy early birthday.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: Your birthdays in a couple of days.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate it.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: February twelve.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: Nice brother, you memorize that eleven? Nice? Who's on your birthday? Anybody? Big? Nice? Hot?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Who do you guys go?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: I don't think I.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Don't know he was born your birthday?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: Did he actually hear your birthday?
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: Oh? Diddy, that's tough.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: And you guys all left early. That's everybody Diddy party says.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think I wasn't invited, but I left early.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: Are all these people leaving early? A great party early?
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: That's crazy? Yes, you only leave Lane Park? What do
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: you think did he put on shitty parties? For the
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: first two hours he drove out all the squares and
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: then was like, now let's go, this is the time
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: to get We all have a.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: Did you imagine just being a guy that's like coming
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: into fame and like you're in Hollywood, you make maybe
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: make a movie, the movie comes out, everything's going really well.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: You need to call him like, hey, he did He
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: wants you to come to his party, and you're like, oh,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: fuck the best parties And you walk into that and.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: You're just like there's so much you wrap your head around,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: like why is this why everybody said they were good parties? Yeah?
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: And then like but also is there food? Yeah? You
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: know there must be something you'd be into. Who would
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: have recommend it?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Jes like tells a story about like did he wanted
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: to throw a party? Was it ditty or is it
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: somebody else wanted to throw a party? And he's gonna
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: spend like a million dollars on it? And Jaesz's like, no,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: I can throw the best party for like five hundred
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: bucks and threw a party for him.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to really defame. Jay Z's something around
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: too kind of guy. Yeah, save that money, jays No,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: it was Jamie Fox. It was Jamie Fox that did that.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: But I think about that sometimes too, because like if
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: I'm nineteen twenty twenty one years old, and I have
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: no idea about what's going on with did he now?
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: But I'm in LA and I have the opportunity to
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: go to a Diddy party. Yeah, I'm probably gonna say
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: yes to that, not knowing what I'm getting myself into.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, when you walk through the door and you see
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: what's happening, do you immediately go, wait, which side of
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: this am I on? Right?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: Right? Right?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: I think I'm young here, I'm twenty one. This might
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: be trouble.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think about that.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 11: I didn't think about that, like he's gotten you holy shit,
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 11: because I'm thinking of myself a new error and walk
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 11: in assuming like you're there's like according there's a courting
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 11: time and they bring you into.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: The room or courting time.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they're probably feeling you out. It's probably not
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: going out in the open. There's probably a room or
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: something like that going down.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Are you cool?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: But it's like once they bring they think you're cool enough,
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: without asking you, they bring you to the room, like,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: how are you getting out of there?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: A love? How are you getting out of there? There's
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: no way to get you.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: Down, man, taking you down or wanting to buy.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 5: It's just like a some of these videos of guys
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 5: who like break down be like Yeo, this dude casts
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 5: damage to me and like spiritually, mentally, emotionally.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that's him there, that's Leonardo DiCaprio there. Yeah,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: that's why I can't That's why I can't fuck anyone
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: above The age is right now. It's actually all an apology.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: He's dealing with this horrible trauma. He actually shouldn't anyone
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: over twenty two he's doing it right. Twenty five is old?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: Prem Yeah, is it is?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: It? Wasn't it? What is that age? Was it twenty six?
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 6: Leo doesn't go anybody over twenty six twenty five once
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 6: they turn twenty six, that's when.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: Every woman is like that's terrible, and every man's like,
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: I know right, yeah, we had that conversation.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: Is crazy, not very mature at all.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, every magazine it's crazy to find them attractive. That's nuts.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Did he crazy? When would it start though? If people
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: left early? What that means he's not starting that stuff
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: till two. I'm in but like probably like Vegas, I
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: got meetings tomorrow.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: The big parties don't start until it's like two three
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 5: in the morning.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: No way that stuff's going on a dunk.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: You know, he's probably like vegas, probably got oxygen pumping in.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I stand away. Yeah, but you don't want
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: to see the light coming in and still be doing
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: that on either side of it.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, right, I don't know that should be in
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 5: the darkness.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: It's a black lightning situation like that.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: How do we end up here? Yeah, I don't know birthday,
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: Jack's birthday, birthday?
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: Josh Brolin?
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 5: Who's Josh Brolin?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Fuck you Josh Broler who he's the guy with
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: the fucking guy, the purple guy, know, the ship with
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: the stones in his.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, my fuck yeah, I didn't say anything. I just
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: said who Josh?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: I got Abraham Lincoln. Josh Brolin, Abraham Lincoln. Wh's way better?
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not I'm not good, as you guys know
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 5: when we do those guessing games. I'm not good with
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: like understanding who all the actors and actresses are.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 5: Like I'm good with characters. I'm not great with that.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: I'm not great with that.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: It's better if you don't know they are.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: Is this like a list of all people born in
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: July twenty second of notes.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Sure it's just is it of? Not just anyone? That's
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: how long long? Yeah? Not a right?
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: Good to know? Who do you think?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: Who do you think you're esking my brother's with.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: Hair Sewn Michaels. I see Sewn Michaels.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: That's you're asking my brothers with him? Uh?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: No, no, no? When was he born? Who's this is?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: My birthday was like twenty second? I don't know Sewan Michaels,
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: assuming he's a wrestler.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, heartbreak break with that outfit nineteen sixty five.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's at all possible that that's true though?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: Someone on one of your lists? You both you both suck.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: Gotta be yeah, awesome, gotta be right?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: Possibly, I mean Sewn Michael's the ww guys are traveling
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 6: three hundred days a year and all these different towns
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 6: and cities.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: Oh I made the list.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Really, let's go.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 8: Boys.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: What you get with the new contract man?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: Who thought.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: Elliott is seek Elliott?
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Good for me, love Zeke.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah he was great for a while.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, who are your teams?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately my team recently disbanded. The owner said he couldn't
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: do well as a GM and he thought the best
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: thing for Cowboys Nation was just to get rid of
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: the team. He was the most team was never going
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: to give up control. So he said, we're just going
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: to like break up. So my team is no longer
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: around the Dallas Cowboys. They're a former team in the
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: NFL and we don't have to think about.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: Them any Why are you a Cowboys fan?
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: Well, are you a Cowboys fan? Not? Yeah, because you
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: have no class? No, no class, America's team? Are you
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: not in America?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: Are they really America's team?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: Still? I'll tell you what a team of failure? He
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: says that we've been in Afghanistan for twenty years, no wins.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: That's America's team. That's exactly what happened.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were good when you started watching football and
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: you thought.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, I went through a one to fifteen
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: season as a fourth grader in Washington.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: Fairly.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: I grew up in North Carolina. We didn't have teams.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: You can pick America's team, that is for you. Guys.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: Don't remember before the fucking Panthers.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 6: Growing up, my dad he was a Cowboys fan. So
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 6: I was just a Cowboys fan just happened to be
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 6: in the nineties, live in all the glory days. But
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 6: I was like a Cowboys fan all the way up
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 6: there where you grew up Missouri.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, Cowboys fan, you get a lot of ship for
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: it too, right, well, Empire.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: Once I once I went to Washington.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like garbage dump.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: If you're an NFL player, you want to play for
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: the Cowboys because what I've heard is playing for the
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: Cowboys is like what every kid envisions growing up playing
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: in the NFL. That's what it's actually like. It's really
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: like that. I mean, like, yeah, all the new game consoles,
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: anything that comes out, it's sitting on your locker. Like
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: apparently you could treated first class.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: All the way. Jason Hatcher said. They would have off
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: days and they had an amusement park right next door,
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: so they would just.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: Be right, go write a roller coaster mess up your
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: entire central nervous system right before practice the next day.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: Do you guys have to start rooting for the team
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: you play for? Do you drop your childhood team?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 5: I think you do.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 6: I think I've pretty much like I've like, like I
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 6: always keep my arm on the Cowboys but I played
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 6: in Washington, Tennessee and the Raiders, Like I watch them,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 6: but I'm not like, I'm not with them the way
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 6: I am with Nebraska. Like I went to Nebraska. He
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 6: went to Michigan.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: So we're a big time for the NFL teams. So
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: you don't pick, you can't put. You don't have to
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: pick one.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: He picks what everyone's doing the best.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 5: You got to pick which everyone's doing well. So this
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: year is like Commanders, Yeah we're doing pretty good.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: You played for the Redskins of the Commanders.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 5: Redskins, Redskins.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 6: Ye.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to Austin. They had Redskins stuff everywhere,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm like watching the football team.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: Too, But yeah there is will you see you got
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: the seat on his chest?
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: Which of those four teams you played for have the
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: worst fan base? There is one right answer, the worst
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: fan base. Yeah, I didn't play for the Cowboys. I
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: just rooted of the teams. You answer the question first
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: before he does, which what are you see?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: Is one right answer?
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: It's obviously the Raiders.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: No, bro, they're the best fan base.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: No, they're the worst. That the stabvious across the country.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: You talking about in Oakland. But when you're playing.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: When when you're playing in Oakland, like you mel the
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: weed in the air in the second half.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 6: I mean it's Halloween every week. If you're going to
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 6: want probably Tennessee. Why just because it's like it's not
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 6: like the biggest or the strongest fan base. Yeah, it's
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 6: more of like a destination where people come in. Oh
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 6: there's a game going on. So there's not like the
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 6: most like loyal.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: Type fan base.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: Because the city is a lot of fun. Yeah, you're
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: you're you're coming for Broadway, You're coming for the live
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: music and oh, by the way, this is happening. And
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: it also doesn't help the team win three and fourteen
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's how Vegas is going to be.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: Everyone's got everyone's got a very strong five percent. There's
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: always five percent of every fan base that is like rapid,
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: they love it Tennessee.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it is. Maybe the Raiders worst is
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: the worst of any of them.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: I think the Eagles, bro Eagles are pretty shitty Eagles
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 5: there fights with.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: No for no reason.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: The argument, the argument that will is saying that the
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: Raiders are good, are the same reasons why you guys
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: are hating the Eagles.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: Correct, but like that traders cross the line. Those Eagles
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 5: they just fight you.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: They'll just fight Okay, Yeah, I can get on board
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: with Yeah, between just assault and attempted murder, got to
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: walk it. It's completely fair.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: The silver and black though, like those jerseys, those uniforms
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: is the best uniforms ever.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: For do you root for Maryland? Like are you are
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 5: you a turn?
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 5: I know you're a turn, but do you like Yeah?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: But I grew up for North Carolina. Then I went
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: to Maryland. It was like we're in the same conference.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: It was like fun, what do I do here? I
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: spent a year like going back and forth? Yeah, no,
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: I'm a turp.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: Did you love going to Maryland?
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: God? It was so fun. We were a basketball team.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: We were not at football school. We go to the
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: football to get drunk. We would never compete it. Yeah,
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: I think one Bowl in four years there.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you go to North Carolina probably already.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: Moved to Maryland by then. I couldn't get in. Then
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: I was out of state and it was like it
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna happen. I tried to. I painted my whole
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: room at Carolina blue and they were like, but you
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: get seas, what get me over there? Yeah? Yeah, state
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: schools all like I got waitlisted from Maryland and I'm
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: from there. My grades were terrible.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: Carolina Blue is a crazy colored painting room.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 5: It really is.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: Luckily I was a good decadeway from getting laid, so
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: it didn't get in the way. Yeah.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 5: I saw your first stand up open mic was in
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 5: northern Virginia. What part of northern Virginia.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like outside DC, Yeah, like
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: greater Washington. It wasn't Arlington. I don't know. It's just
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: like a comedy sports night. You're there one time. I'm like,
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: I'm good, Let's go to California. Hell yeah, yeah, god yeah,
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: there's so many games ruled. We'd all do this a basketball,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: just like we'd pick up the fucking uh newspaper whenever
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: the other teams introduced. We just go like this, like
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: disrespect and then I'm fucking done. We throw it in there. Goddamn. Yeah.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: If you could relive one point of your life again,
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: would that be at college?
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, God, like getting laid, drinking, drinking and
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: then puke and rally and it wasn't looked down on
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: back then Yeah, Now it's like did you throw up?
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, dude, I'm back. Why are you coming
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: at me?
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: Hey? I think we're gonna have to leave art he's
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 5: fucking puking already.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: No, I puked. I'm fine, And that was totally acceptable
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: back then. Yeah, walking around learning ship.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 5: You know where we need to get are what beer Olympics?
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: Beer Olympics.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of beer Olympics?
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: I've heard of it. I do love competition.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if you want to go to a place
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: where the greatest beer drinkers of all time take take
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: the center stage and compete in various beer games to
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: be crowd of champion beer games?
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: Is your games? What kind of beer games we're talking about?
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: Like rage cage and beer pung.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: And flip beer Die has always been talked about beer
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: ball a lot of different things, and it all starts
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: with a three three beer chug out of that's.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: Fair, that's fair to get going, get.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: Going, and just the kind of scene where your team is,
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 5: like where you guys are gonna be on the bracket.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you take early to get like a
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: lower seed? Yeah, lower seed? You want to go early?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: Sotu I'm a I'm a chugger.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: I can chug.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: I can chug, and I can eat large quantities of food, like.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: If the fruit is free. I'm I'm not stopping.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is yeah, this is yeah.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: Out of him, she would not chug anything I gave
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: her that. Yeah, that's so.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: Much fun and it really is such a great time.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: The next five days are terrible.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: I stopped getting hangovers. I'm fine. So wait, dude, you
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: ever get on a I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: I woke up one day with a superpower. It just
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: doesn't happen anymore. Maybe it's Baroka. I don't know. I
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: kind of stopped drinking because of the hangover power through
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: I have like one or two drinks.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: Literally the next day, I feel like ship.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: You gotta do something about that.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: I literally probably haven't had a drink since this this
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: event in June.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: Try Baroka. Call it Baroka. You gotta take these. They're
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: a miracle cure. They told Hi about it in Edinburgh.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: Every drinks every day. Bet E r O. It's just
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 1: like British people. I can get it on mind, but
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: like h it's just like hangover cure. You're just good tablet,
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: little caffeine in it. Yeah, you do one, the day before, one,
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: the day after. Nothing's happened to you. You do it.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: It's so full of it. You're just like boom my back,
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: no way. Yeah, and now I guess I do it
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: so much when im flying ship that it's just in me.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it is.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 5: And you just don't feel it, which is impressive.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: You pds. It sounds like, yeah, well I gotta be
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: able to do this for beer Olympics. Did you ever
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: get on a run of beer pong where you just
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: you just like matrix, You just are the ball.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: It just depends like keep it unfortunately, Yeah, you just
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: know like and the crowd erupts around.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: And get the next team up, because this is you
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: both just go.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: You're like a one last cup. You're just like, hey,
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 5: I got this.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: You call your shot, just winket.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 5: Our problem is we put the beer pong at the
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: end for the championship.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: It needs to be the first event.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 5: He's the first event because we counted up we're having
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: what like it was sixteen beers in the first round.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah within an hour. Yeah, you need to figure that out.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: You're going to do flip cup before it comes best
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: out of three and you're filling up with a picture.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: How long is this?
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: It's an old event.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's like it's we're gonna we're gonna have a
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: Shane once and I had. I had about sixteen, but
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: it was can you keep up with Shane? I kept
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: up with him about ten beers?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: He was just Shane similar to that Dennis Kelly guy
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: we were talking about where they're just really good at
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: drinking a lot, Like the quantity is really good.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe not the speed, but the corn. Shane's also good
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: at at using peer pressure to not get you to
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: switch what you're drinking, so you'll change alcoholic right now,
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: you're a pussy, you're almostsexual. Stay with bud lights and
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: you're like okay, but then like that's your home court. Yeah,
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: and he gets he gets the game favorable to himself.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 6: He was even playing beer games and he just since
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 6: he's not good at him, he just makes fun of him.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 6: He's making fun of him, bullies.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: You does a great job of making you feel less
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: stand while beating him.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: Where do you do this? This rules? Oh bro, it's
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: so much fun. Will will you got to get pitt
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: viper as a sponsor for this. I mean, if they're
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: not already, Will was one of one. Then got that
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: chick was looking through whoever she was looking at.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: These girls actually destroyed us.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: He murdered us.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 5: We did not the entire time.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: Who won the Jamie feels so good? It goes in
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: you guys won?
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like yelling at who was it? Who's Joe Avery.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: Another another comedian. Joe Will is basically telling them he's
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: a ship comedy.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 5: He'll never make it.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking loser.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: Like, bro, you gotta kill yourself out of the herb
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: because bach was.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 6: The ring or something, and you gotta go at the
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 6: weaker one at the moment to try and get him
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 6: off their game.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because the Championshi gotta get him off. That's
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: a key part of any any competition.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: This is where I was like, we gotta get this
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: guy out of here.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: We gotta get this ref.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 5: That's Big Cat.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: So big Cat actually was came to ref.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 5: No, he wasn't. He was in the game.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: He decided because they're out, this is the championship rown.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: Big Cat came in with a ref outfit on to
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: funk up the rest of the game. Just started whistling
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 2: at people the whole time and just being being a menace,
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: an absolute menace to the entire thing.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it was just hell, it was nice.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: Time.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: Brow Okay, I knows they're all different.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all house.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 5: We lay it all out.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: We're gonna send an email this year to everybody that's going, Yeah,
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: this will be in like the summertime, and it will
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: be like a Wednesday or a Thursday.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: What is this? Hard to heart? A drunk? Hard to heart?
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: Give me a beer. I want to beer.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tweets right here if you want one, twister.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: Twist Okay, yeah, take one of the tweet.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, So do you know that guy right there, David
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: Bai played for the Packers for a long time, left tackle.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: Outstanding guy, but an elite football player as well, and
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: all these offens alignement. They can put down Beard, no problem,
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: no problem. But yeah, this this dude, this went on
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: for an hour and a half.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 5: It's getting dark. It started at eleven in the morning.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: Athletes could go it's not right. The last game less
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: than two hours. Yeah do you mean because no one
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: we went there to wre You're just like, I don't
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: have it.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 5: You shot. Hey, yeah, bro, he'd be.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: Going having conversations with everybody during it. I'm just like,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: will please get over here. I'm locked in no yeah,
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, brother, you're not but we're team were teammates.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 5: Right now, Hey, I got I got you.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: Gotta have a hard talk. I believe in you, man. Yeah,
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: no one else believed that he.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: Missed you and.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 11: Now put down.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 5: Oh gosh.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: After so we end up have soak it up. Food
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: were there, but.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 5: You're so into Like there was a taco truck there.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't get a I didn't get any food the
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: entire time.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 1: What we just want some bread or something.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: You get into the loads of like it's.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 1: The Colosseum, medieval Colisseum. We just toss them out.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 2: People are shredding it apart. Charcoal pills those those rip,
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: those go hard.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: When I was trying to out drink Shane, I was
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: going to every time I went to the bathroom, I
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: would make myself puke. Yeah, and then come back get
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 1: rid of that beer too, just like I'm still fine,
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: Just get back.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, Shane's hilarious. Yeah, you guys on that
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 5: protect your parts. When did that start?
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 1: Over? It was right before Skangfest. One time we were
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 1: going to do like an early show to Funk with
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: Lewis who runs it. We're like, let's just sell her
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: show out the day before, just a fuck with him,
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 1: just like I can rub it in festival. So me,
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: Shane and Norman were gone, and then I texted Joe's like, hey,
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: do you want us to come there first before we
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 1: go to Houston. He was like, oh, fuck, sure yeah,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: and then afterwards he was like, this is so much
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: better than my dumb scientists. Let's do that. Let's do
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 1: this more.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: And you guys basically just have those positives just sit
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 5: there and drink. We just drank, We just fuck around.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 5: So they're essentially so much to do it. Case Race podcast.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: You guys are doing a case right, but it's not
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 2: really a right.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: It's not a competition, guys. One time was a competition,
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: don't you get Yeah, you guys need to do a
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: case race on predator parks? What is that? First to
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: a case?
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: So it's like you and me are partners? Is a
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: thirty rack. It's fifteen beers each or twenty four with
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: twelve beers.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: Each, so you get partners. Yeah, Shane and Mark. It'd
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: be Shane and Mark.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, you guys would.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: Mark is the worst drinker. Shane is easily about. You'd
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: have to split him up with somebody. You'd have to
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 1: handicap him.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shane, you put it down.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: So wait, first, what is it? What are the worlds? First?
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 1: The twenty I love miss College.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: The simplest.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 5: It's simplest game ever.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: Like, there's twenty four beers in a case of beer
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: or thirty whatever one you want to pick. You and
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: a partner, You guys have to finish that case before
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: anybody else finishes their case.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: So with if you and I were partners and I
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: finished my fifteen beers first, I could have sixteen seventeen
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: beers to offset.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 1: Where you have, you know, fourteen or thirteen beers.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just keep it simple, do.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: You have, like if one guy's better at warm beer,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: then be like, hey, these are getting empties. You got
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 1: to step Yeah, yeah you can.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 5: You can make those movies all the time.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, you got to play to your boys strengths. Like again,
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 6: if Shane's with Mark and Mark's not very good at drinking,
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 6: Chain's gonna know he's got to carry.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: That and Michigan at Michigan every spring soon when spring
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: football would start. Every the first Saturday of spring football,
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 2: we would always do a scrimmage and after that scrimmage,
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: the whole team would go to somebody's house. We have
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: a team wide case race, and for three years, me
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: and my partner, Yeah, me and my partner won the
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 2: case race. Like it was like a badge of honor
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: for me. My senior year, this kid named Chris Fox,
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: He's a freshman early in rolls, comes in. This kid's
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: built like, he's like three hundred fifty pounds, like he
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: looks like the Michelin man. He finishes his the case
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 2: race with his teammate in fifteen minutes and murdered us.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: Murdered us.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 1: That's like a beer minute.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: It was incredible. Him and his party, It was him
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: and God.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 5: That boy is Bill, Yeah, that was him.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: Look at that's him in eighteen. The hairline, that hairline
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: is crazy. That's my current hairline.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: Kids from Colorado. I've never seen a man in a
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: case race, Dude. That was the most incredible feet of
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: going kept going due.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 5: Similarly, this is that that.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 2: Case race is the same one with a butcher knife
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: came out. That is yep, that's that makes sense. So
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 2: what we do We bring it all back in where
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 2: the podcast started. Another rule another of the case race,
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: No PD is allowed.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 5: And so I cheated.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 1: I cheated. Oh yeah, there should be a moment is
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: a drunk like wow, it's like I hadn't even started.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 5: You did it. Yeah, It's like, yes, you did it
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 5: in the middle of the case race, like you saw
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 5: that it was over.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: Before it started. So that's when I dipped into the back.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so I guess I didn't cheat, But I
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 1: mean you come back, you go into the bathroom fucking
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: not even find it, come out like gentlemen. Yeah, I say,
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: we have some discussions about serious events. Now. Yeah, I'm
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: fully ready to drive. Let's go.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That's the scariest thing.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You could be like thirty to thirty the library
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: that leave open and I can get us there and
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 1: I'm good to drive, let's go.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then fifteen minutes later you're back in hell.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 2: But literally, this case race, this case race started and
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 2: I was probably on my fifth or sixth one, feeling good,
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: like I'm on I said a new PR this year.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: I think the like thirty seven minutes, was like our greatest,
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: Like we did it. And I was like on my
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: six or seventh beer and it was like one.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: Guys like done.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all they're fucking around. I looked over there,
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: cans were empty. He was finished, haven't even stood up yet.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: It was dude, it was amazing. It was absolutely amazing.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 1: Beers. When do you start pissing whenever?
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 5: For him?
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: Shortly after you try to hold it and his bladder
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 2: probably explode.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 5: Did that night? How long did those protector parks pods last?
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: Between like three hours and like six.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 5: Household that beer within an hour.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 1: I grew up into it one of the water coolers
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 1: one time and they were like, come on, we gotta
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: get back to the hotel. I'm like, bro, leave me,
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: get the funk away. I'm fine on the floor. It's
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: not the first I've been laying near my puke. Leave
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 1: me here.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: Are you guys watching anything like the UFC like they
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: do the fight CampaignOn or anything like that.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: Up, Yeah, like the one with the guys like I don't,
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: Have you ever like doing those pods or any pod
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: for that matter, where you get super fucked up on
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 2: have you ever had like a next day scaries?
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 1: Like what did I say?
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 5: What did I say? What did I do?
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming no every time?
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, we say.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 5: Podcast the amazing racist.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: You're gonna think there's probably.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 1: No one the line of the ship. We talk in private,
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: and then what we're can say publicly about people we
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 1: know about anything. It's like privately you know nuts and
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 1: then like four hours in and ten beers, you're like,
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 1: I was a microphone. Yeah what im saying? Bro? That
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: is there's nothing worse than those scaries, dude, Oh my god.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 1: The regrets, the rogan regrets, that's what we call. Nor
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 1: always be like I fucked up on that one. I
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: mean it's like I don't think that was that bad,
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 1: and like anything, but there was one you missed. I'm like,
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 1: oh no, I forgot about that one. He's like, no,
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 1: that was you.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 5: That was the worst.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: That's the worst part is when your boys tell you,
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: do you know what you did last night? You're like
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: you don't, like, what are you talking about?
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: And they're like you did this. You're like, oh my god,
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: you called her? You cringe for that guy? Yeah, realize
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: it's you.
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 5: God, just brutal, just brutal.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 6: But when we had the case race with the Big
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 6: Kat andem and Shane was on and we had our
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 6: faces paint and everything else, then whole next week Shane
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 6: would just text me, I want to kill myself. Dude,
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 6: be reading the comments because he almost got in a
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 6: fight with Jay.
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which is so funny that he almost got
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 2: to fight with an Asian guy.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, nuts, sounds fucking great, dude. We had
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 1: rent A Zazi. We're at a su party one time,
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Renzezi and we were just housing as people on
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: on beer pong. He was cheating, I found out later.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: We just he was like drinking half of them. Por
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: just pointed on their floor. Yeah. It was just like
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: a frat party and we were there was a wall
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 1: of fame, and we both got competitive and like we
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 1: want on there. We were like late thirties, yeah, and
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 1: we wanted on there. And he's just like housing these
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 1: nineteen year olds and we just kept staying. They were
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 1: like getting drunker and drunker, Like why aren't you drunk yet?
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 1: It was like seven was the record and we were like,
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 1: I like we were like on our way to our
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: six and then it got raided by cops and we
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: were like, we're like, dive, everyone's running. We dove behind
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: a fucking yeah, that's what said. He goes, hey, I
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 1: don't think we actually have to hide. Yeah, And then
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 1: we got up and we were like, OHI officers like
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 1: oh there goes.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 5: Shepherd.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean creepy, but like like we weren't doing
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: anything wrong. We're like, we'll be expelled. How much have
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 1: you been at a s U tons?
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 2: Dude is temping?
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: Not so much fun. I grew up in Arizona. Oh
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 1: my god, it's the party school. It's everybody's having fun.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: The chicks eat Denny's six times a week and still
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 1: have like a nine body. I don't understand that.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 5: It's wild.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a wild thing.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: It's a wild thing to even come.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 5: They're nuts.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody there's nuts. They love baseball too. It's the weather man,
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: it's the weather.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 2: It's got to be the weather.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 5: They do love baseball because basically all the spring, a
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 5: lot of spring trainings out there.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 2: Yet, yeah, it's there in Florida, Arizona, in Florida, the
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: two places.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, herpes spreads so fast that.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 2: Might be a rumor, like the amazing race is being
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: killed interested. I don't know because I said the same thing.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: But high school it was like, hey, you hear people
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: like one and three people have HIV that is h
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: for real or std whatever.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 5: They're like, hey, don't go to the phone parties.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 1: That's whatever. The warning shot, what is the warning committee
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 1: is a chance for your doctors say you got to
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 1: be more careful. But this is cool your doctor, but seriously,
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: could get worse. So like he's gone away. The second
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: base is like second base of that.
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, one more hiccup and it's over.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: It's just like you might break up from this, but
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be with you for a long time.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, but it goes away eventually.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 5: And then and then finally syphilis.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 1: Syphilis is fucked.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: That's how al Capone died, right.
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 1: Something like that. Can you treat and have to go away?
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 4: You can get a nice little animotic cocktail?
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 5: Are you how did you know that? Are you sitting
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 5: your face? Yeah?
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: Friends, you never not drinking? People like, why don't you drinking?
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm just going for a week sober I
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 1: can do that. Another reason, shut up, move on, talk
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 1: about someone else the joke.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 5: Hey, good news, you have chlamydia. But for real, let's
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 5: talk for a second.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: Let's sit down, for it's could have been worse. Herpe
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 1: says out there, Yeah a s U.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always I've heard of where they like, they
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 2: know they have hot girls. So they have like the
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 2: Tempe twelve where they they vote, they vote every single
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: year on who the twelve hottest girls are and then
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: they come off the calendar or something like that. That
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: this what we're talking about is the reason why I
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 2: did not go to SU.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: They're just casual models. They're just women that could be
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: like tops in the world, and they're just they got
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 1: like fucking campus jobs.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 5: You'll just go to like a local target, they'll be
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 5: working by a dressure and you're just like, what.
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 1: The what are you doing? Yeah, it's like America Sweden.
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 2: And that's why all they get at those thing tops right.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 12: There, who the bitches hot? They don't do anything, ah,
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 12: and their football team is good. Now, gotta look at
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 12: these dorks behind them, Kennedy, Just look at them. That
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 12: guy's looking away because of their beauty.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 5: They get in the back because you got the eyes
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 5: locked on the we know we got it.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 1: We know what you're doing after Wow.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, hot girls at a s U shout out them.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 1: You go, Uh Nebraska, Oh yeah, that must be cool.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 1: That must just be hard drinking.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 5: Oh hard is drinking a lot of white boys.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 6: I grew up in small town Missouri, so when leveled
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 6: up to Nebraska, I'm getting all the guys from California and.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 5: Texas be like, Yo, this place sucks. I'm like, what
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 5: are you talking about? This place riffs?
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, what are you talking about? This place rifts?
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 5: Just when I grew up in like small town Missouri,
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 5: I'm like, there's chicks everywhere, dude.
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 1: More than three.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 5: We got to get back to Dallas.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 1: Like, there's a Chinese restaurant in this.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 5: It's a restaurant, not a Buffets. More nice though Buffets
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 5: always hits Lincoln.
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I went to a Missouri No sorry, Montana
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: opening week. My friend worked there in catering. She's like,
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: I'll get you into some tailgates and ship like. So
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna make uh jelot shots. I
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 1: gotta bring some to the party. So I made two
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty jello shots and I just walked through
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: the grizz like opening day tailgates, and the people that
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 1: were just turned. The people that were into jellow shots,
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 1: they were just walking along with no, yeah, that's one
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 1: of these and like we were like making up shows
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 1: like what's this for. I'm like raise Awardeness for the
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: whales and like okay, and they would just go on
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 1: to the next thing, like I need a grizz war
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 1: and somebody like I won't do that, Like then you
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 1: don't get one. And someone's like, all right, this guy's in.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 1: I tried to go into a Fisher one. We got
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: chased out because like you can't pass out alcoholic drinks
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 1: where we sell alcohol on campus. I just told that allowed.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 1: It was like lamb whatever. But it was so fun
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 1: and this is out Montana, yeah, which is wild. Was
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 1: like that. It's got like two months of warm and
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: it's the best.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was one of them Montana.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they always went like Division two.
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 1: They're always right there in Division two.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 5: Actually they party, are they really?
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: This was the one in Bozeman, right, the one in
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: Billions is the one that's No, this.
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 1: Is Missoula, isn't that? But isn't that isn't a movie.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 5: I think there.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: I think because when we were in Montana, we passed.
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 2: I think this school and like Bozeman, the west is Bozeman.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: It's more plains, maybe a Montana st How important is.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 5: This he said? How important is like?
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 1: Now that's yeah, that's a different college.
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 5: Different college.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 2: Find out where we got to find out now for
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 2: whatever reason.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 1: I gotta Montana griz Yeah, it's definitely Missoula because I
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 1: went there and I know it. But he was that
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 1: was not even a question picture there and I went there.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 6: Let's not be mean to these guys. Slower outside Arizona
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 6: statele was the best campus you you went through.
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: That's a Maryland ruled such a big rolling campus. But
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 1: that n y U kids there, I mean, they're fucking
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 1: doing blowing the streets they're in like college, like in
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 1: a city that's that's a wild upright.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: That'd be terrifying.
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be terrifying to do that.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 1: What's what's a good like campus campus? I like the
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 1: rolling greens, you know, like the real quads.
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Michigan, Michigan, Yeah, for sure, Michigan's got a
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: beautiful campus.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: Notre Dame doesn't.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's one that you appreciate because of
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 6: the tradition. Yeah, but right outside of the campus.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: Is absolutely similar to similar to similar to the l
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 2: s U campus is outstanding at.
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 1: L U never but you're never been to that campus.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 1: Texas has great tailgates. You could you guys party at
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 1: the if you were on the road at a school
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 1: and you wasn't a bus back, could you stay there
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 1: that night and party in school?
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: The game is over, you pack up your stuff.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 1: It would have been like, well, while we're here, we're
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 1: done with work.
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the hanging that time the bowl games. Though,
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 2: the bowl games, you go, you practice for the week,
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: and then after the game it's like, okay, buses leave
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: at nine am. No one be late because the season's over.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 2: No one really cares. So then right, yes, do what
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 2: you want out there. Like we played in the Sugar
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 2: Bowl one year. Yeah, that in New Orleans and that
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 2: was the best, So much fun through a bun of
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 2: guy's bike right in front of him.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 5: It was awesome. It was good time.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 1: Hey tell me, I have a theory that that the
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 1: preseason MAUI n I T for like the malle invitation
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 1: for basketball there's always upsets. And my theory is because
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 1: they're out there surfing all day and they're not in
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 1: game ready and like game head ready.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: How many basketball players do you think are in the
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 2: water surfing or.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 1: Just being on the beach. Yeah, I mean, okay, how
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 1: much college basketball?
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 5: We don't know. But if you're an athlete, you had
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 5: a nice singer back to.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 1: Him likes.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 5: Right. What's been your favorite many tour with with the
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 5: group you're with.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know, not really grow. I just take different
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 1: openers differently. Good comments from New York top three openers
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 1: Joe List opening me once right after Louie got canceled
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 1: and he was back on the market. It was nice.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 1: It was like he's become available for like three months.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, brother, I know they won't touch you.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Adrian's fun. Colin Tyrrel gets after it with Booze.
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 1: He's fun. Yeah, he's gonna be with me in Denver. Yeah,
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 1: he's every time he's like, you know those guy's like no,
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going sober now, You're like okay, and then like
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 1: by the end of the night though, we're gonna be drinking. Yeah,
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: for sure. That's column.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 5: Knowing all the drinking and drugs that you've done. Have
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 5: you ever had the sober moments we're I'm like, I
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 5: can't do it where you're like, hey, I'm gonna, I'm
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 5: gonna I'm gonna turn the tide here.
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I did try January last year. You did it.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 1: It was great, But like I thought about it this time.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 1: Obviously I didn't do it again. I thought about this
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 1: time and I was like, no, I think I'm gonna
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 1: go do one of those Rogan episodes in the middle
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 1: of January so I'll pentpitly be drinking that. I was like,
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 1: you know what, Actually, I'll get in a strike every
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 1: day instead. So it's been worse than ever, but I
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 1: do know whatever, you feel good.
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 5: But yeah, one dry January throughout your career.
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, that's plenty.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 5: Got it done.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 1: You guys ever do five K You ever clean up?
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 2: I mean I said to you like you kids.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 5: Up until this last month, like after beer Olympics, I
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 5: was I basically use my old man because my old
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 5: man's been sober now for like seven months, and I'm like,
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do solidarity with my dad. But I did
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 5: a case race not too long ago. Okay, and I
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 5: had a few out there in New Orleans, but we
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 5: never hit Bourbon Street like that. We never hit Burbon Street.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 1: Trash, purpose is trash. There's other places to go in
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 1: New Orleans.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 5: See, it's refreshing to hear that.
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 2: So we just got back from New Orleans literally yesterday,
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 2: Like this is the.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 5: Greatest city in the world, Like, man, is it?
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 1: But not there. It's like often it's like here too.
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 1: Broadway after a while sucks. You gotta go somewhere cool.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 2: You gotta spend a couple of weeks on Broadway though
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 2: when you first get there. Yeah, first get here, you
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 2: gotta you gotta immerse in that, and then you.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 5: Gotta be shoulder to shoulder trying to get in the.
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 2: Spots, the five spots in the East. He starts finding,
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: like the fun last night, Yeah nice, where'd you go
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 2: last night?
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: Spot?
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: Five spots like this, what's called yeah out in East Nashville.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah jazz they have a jazz on Mondays.
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Heast is pretty cool. You got to get away
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 1: from that, that downtown area.
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 2: Then it's like not bad fun though every once in
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: a while to get down there.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: Of all the downtown's Nashville might have the best one
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: of all the life. This is just for tourists.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: It's a good walking area too.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, the drinking thing.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's your science. I want you to try at
• 2:13:35
  Speaker 1: barok A two days in a row and then drink
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 1: and then the broken the next day.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 2: I'll do it for beer Olympics, Okay.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 1: I promise you.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 2: My first call and if you were right or hey brother,
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like ship.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, well he'll know.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 5: He'll know the next day because it'll be out there.
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 2: You do you want to commit to the Olympics right now?
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 5: When is it June? It'll be in June. It's usually
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 5: what later June? Oh, I guess we've kind of moved it.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 5: We've moved it both times. It can be up in
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 5: the air or your tour rates and the schedule pretty set.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 1: I'm about to go, like, sell all my ship and
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 1: go backpacking in June. At some point I could I
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 1: I don't sell all your shit and go back back
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 1: South America and Southeast Asia just like a year. Really yeah,
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 1: but like if I'm if I'm still here for that
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 1: one thousand percent, I want to do it. So would
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 1: you say it's like right on the line of it.
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 5: Would you say if if you're advising us to do
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 5: it and we want you a part of it, maybe
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 5: the first half of June.
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the first week of June would really go well
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 2: Now if you're thinking about getting football players, though, OTA
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: doesn't until the middle of that.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 5: That's always been.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 2: That's always been in the middle of and in the
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 2: middle of July. June fifteenth is always a good marker
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 2: for you to be like, Okay, that's when we can
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 2: kind of start looking at dates back after June.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we could do before. I mean that would be
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 5: we literally have to plan it.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 1: Now. You're saying when I start.
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 2: April twentieth is usually it's funny because the four twenty
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: is the first EAT can get tested.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's usually the do the test in the more
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 1: come on, hurry up that test.
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, have a show on.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 1: Eighteen's just an anchorage. That's when I'm starting the trip.
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, did you can make it back from Anchor to Alaska?
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 1: But that's when I'm starting my trip from there. Oh really, Yeah,
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 1: you're out, dude, I'm out. You're well, I want you
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 1: Unless I push it, there's an outside chance I pushed you,
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 1: like like July or August.
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 5: Well, no, we could do like the.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 2: Fifteenth or sixty one.
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 1: Dude, what July one so I could be here for
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 1: this July won't be great?
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 2: That would be a good time to do it.
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a month of independence.
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 1: I want to throw up on your loan.
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 2: But this is another reason why yeah there next to me.
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 5: Last year, I couldn't stand up.
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 2: Your tour dates is a reason why we do it
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 2: on weekdays so people can like s people again, Oh yeah,
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 2: like callmics, anybody who's in the entertainment. They're traveling Thursday
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 2: through Sundays.
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, whenever I have a barbecue on my like
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 1: I'm my deck, it's always like Tuesdays Wednesdays. Yeah, otherwise exactly.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 1: Also like, yeah, I got a little deck. It's great. Also, like, uh,
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 1: we live like fucking animals in New York. I have
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 1: a deck this big from you to you and everyone's
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 1: like wow, so great?
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah right now, right now?
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: Do you think it gonna be in New York forever?
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm probably love. I probably moved just I've
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 1: lived in LA for a long time. It was fun,
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 1: but it was like I just kind of want new ship,
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 1: new restaurants and new people.
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know you thinking about going to Austin.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's trash. The vibe is trash. The commerce
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 1: are cool, but it's bachelorette town. It's this worse.
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, Yeah, it's basically Yeah.
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: Everyone would tell me before I went to Austin.
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 1: They're like, hey, have you've been Austina? Now, Like, if
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 1: you like Nashville, you're gonna love Austin. Swampier, it's hotter,
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 1: it's hotter for it hotter for sure. Yeah, I mean
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 1: they both have music. I mean it's real similar. The
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 1: trash like like thirty five year old bachelorette party with
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 1: like smoke and lasers in a part that has seven
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 1: people in it. It's just like, what are you doing? Yeah,
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 1: it's garbage. Yeah, but that's just a downtown. It's cooler areas, Yeah,
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 1: watching that's just a downtown.
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 5: Nation is a great area.
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 2: You can get land out here, you can move out here,
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: income tax.
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 1: That's pretty key.
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 1: That's pretty key that we're.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 5: Gonna have to there's a lot of Shane and we
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 5: get and we can pressure.
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, bros. I'm in Bros.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna bro down like three weeks.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 5: Before we'll be like, hey, bro, you know the bag? Yeah,
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 5: I just got me just commercials.
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 2: It's crazy commercials a week before things.
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 5: Then we don't take them back within five minutes. You
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 5: guys would change up on me.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 1: I always does that happened, man? What's wrong with you? Today?
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 1: Is wrong with me? Sean? I just got here.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 5: You ever donate my phone? Call again?
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 5: I knew you'd go Hollywood on me.
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but natural, Yeah, whenever they try to get me
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 1: and moved to Austin. They tried non stop, and it's
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 1: like no, Like the food's great, and in New York
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 1: you're crazy Terry Blacks.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 5: That's probably people.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one place. It's fine, it's great, but it's
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 1: like it's one place if.
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: You could eat one food. The rest of this is
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 2: a hard hitting question. Yeah, one one genre of food
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 2: the rest of your life.
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 1: Pussy every day.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 5: You're a giver.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 1: It's an obvious. Yeah, that's when we're presidential campaign was
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 1: all about lick those titties. I don't know how if
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 1: I would have gotten the primaries, but I would have
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 1: got a small loyal group of follows.
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 2: Would have been like, you know that guy's don't have
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 2: bad but the rest of them, yeah, this guy's funny.
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 1: I like this guy.
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 5: Unless he did it at that uh at one of
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 5: his the rose or not the Roast, the Yeah, what
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 5: the fun does that called? I know rally?
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 1: But was it a rally that he did presidential?
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, one of the I don't know him, don't
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 5: want to know him.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell out that Trumpet man. You know this
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 1: guy's supporting you like out.
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 2: We interviewed Trump and we're like, so, tell us, do
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 2: you like Shane's impression of you?
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 1: And he's like I don't. We're like, you wouldn't have shown. Yes,
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 1: that staff actually I'm not going to show.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 5: This is telling us. He's like.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, he's always in the plane, like scrolling Instagram,
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 2: scoring whatever.
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 1: All the time. There's no way oppression, no doubt.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 6: We felt the same thing, like, yeah, I know you've
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 6: seen change impression. And then and then he does I like,
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 6: I kind of try to double down. I was like,
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 6: he does a great impression of you. It's very funny.
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 5: I've heard great.
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 1: What he said? You got it. The only way to
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 1: get with Trump is you got to like challenge him.
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 1: You gotta be like they'll be like he's actually it's
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 1: better than you are, legitimately, like Trump is in that
• 2:19:49
  Speaker 1: world now a little bit, and he has been too
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 1: frightened to go and kill Tony, like Tony wants him
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 1: on there, and he's legitimately frightened. He's like a scared baby. Yeah,
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 1: he's a clip this. Maybe I wasn't because the president.
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 1: I have respect for it, but some people call him
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 1: it's obvious to do it. Everyone's done it. I don't
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 1: know why, right, because he's not the man he claims
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 5: You got yeah, you got all the boys up there?
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 5: You got uh who's Adam?
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Real bid?
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 2: And honestly there's a perfect bit of like he's him,
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 2: and then Shane comes out as him, and then Trump
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 2: gets to knock himself out.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe they both beat the ship out of Biden.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of them gets it all four.
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 5: Adam just takes both of them down.
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, double x one one tabletops around respect.
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 2: He did a whole entire show that's like that broke
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 2: the internet just now, and that ever came to life
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 2: a week and said, yeah, doesn't he do that.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 1: It's because he's fucking yeah, and he was dodging it
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 1: before he was dodging bullets, So it's not about that.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 1: That's the Curryrogan has a lot of most sad agents there.
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 1: God yeah, no. Legitimately, yeah, I think he's afraid to
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 1: look bad and it's the thing you got to stay
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 1: in the moment, and he's not really good at that.
• 2:21:15
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• 2:21:38
  Speaker 2: might be talking out of my ass right now, but
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: I are you a big conspiracy guy.
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 1: You like the conspiracy I like the ones that are retarded,
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 1: like lizard people. Lizard people. The birds are not real.
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 2: Birds are not real.
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 1: They're favorites. But how do they get charged the wires?
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 1: The wires charge them, So you're into that. I love it,
• 2:22:01
  Speaker 1: going on rules, it's the best, dude. There's everything QAnon
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 1: says is worth fucking writing fan fiction for. That's awesome.
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know what qon is. Charging the wire is
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 1: actually makes a lot of sense.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I've ever came across that conspiracy.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 2: No, but the lizard people think that Denver Airport.
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 1: Things Denver Airport. Every time I passed that mir earlier,
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 1: it's like, what why would you have this here?
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 6: And then when you're driving never everywhere you got to drive,
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 6: you're just like, there's definitely some ship out here.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah in between Denver.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the horizon of Skyline, you're like, I guess
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 2: we're driving there.
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 1: And then the whole way the Pyramid Antarctica. Well you
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 1: didn't know about this.
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 2: No Pyramid Antarctica. That's the reason I actually don't know
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 2: anything about that. Just crazy there. There is something about
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 2: getting a little get a little banged up, getting on
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 2: that phone and going down a nice little rabbit hole
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 2: of different conspiracies.
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 1: Sometimes the QAnon ones are like they're dumb. It's fun
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 1: to like play along but some of them, like if
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 1: you're hearing of like of their support, you're like yeah,
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 1: and then you like repeat it later someone else like
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Yeah, you're right, Yeah, that one.
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 2: Is the flat earth with that qualifies retarded to you.
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 1: That's one of the retarded ones. But like I went
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 1: to Cuba, Me and Bobby Kelly went to Cuba and
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 1: were like learning about Cuban history and the Bay of
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 1: Pigs and all that stuff. I didn't really know about
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 1: any of it, and they were like, Kennedy went against
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 1: I was telling my mom all this. Kennedy went against
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 1: the CIA and the and the military because they like
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 1: told him he'd have an easy time taking over Cuba,
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 1: and then it was hard. He got that into any
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 1: like talked about them publicly, and that's one of the
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 1: reasons they say, like c I I made have killed Kennedy. Yeah,
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 1: And my mom's like, Ari, stop just set it, like
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 1: it's real.
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 2: All those files getting released, I don't know when they do.
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 2: There's an executive order them was on like two weeks ago.
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 1: Released you think it's gonna get released money not fully
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 1: released or not fully released?
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 5: Didn't didn't Trump say like there's a little too much.
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 5: I don't think the people are ready for.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 2: He said that a while back. I think he said
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 2: that in his first administration, this one he signed an
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 2: executive order saying I am releasing all the files on RFK,
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 2: JFK and Martin Luther King.
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 1: And that was his first day in office.
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 5: He could sign that, but it's still and he took.
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 2: He took, He takes the sharp and he goes make
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 2: sure Bobby gets this, like RFK Junior front of the show.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so he's signed an executor And in my
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 2: dumb American brain, I'm like, well, you signed the order.
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 1: It has to happen, right.
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 2: But then I'm hearing about all these things getting blocked.
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, so what can you do with back to
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 1: a lawsuit? But when Rogan was pressing him on it,
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 1: like how much do you read? It goes plenty? But
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 1: how much goes? I read plenty? Goes half more than half.
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 1: Let's about half. But he said he couldn't release it
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 1: before because people were still alive on the road. That's right,
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 1: which means something's up, something's happened. You don't be like,
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I did the autopsy. It was like one
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 1: gun shot. Yeah, So like then why like why, what
• 2:24:58
  Speaker 1: do you mean someone's alive? If it was on the
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 1: up and up, it wouldn't.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 5: Matter, right, Yeah.
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 2: That that that I would really love to know.
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 1: I loved that.
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 2: I love to know about if the moon landing was real.
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 2: Nice that, Like, I mean the Martin Luther King thing.
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know there was conspiracy behind that.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 1: He's not a real guy. They made him up. It's
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 1: it's not even like if you talked to anyone from
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 1: the sixties, they were like, no, no, that came later
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 1: in the seventies or eighties. Anyone from the sixties was
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 1: like that, that's we never Yeah, guy's not really one
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 1: of the thing is not real. That was the first
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 1: junior because they was like, oh, there already is a
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 1: more of the king and it's like Colin Junior. Yeah,
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 1: and so then and so then it's like so the
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 1: like past the test.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 2: If you had to say, right now, who did it
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 2: to JFK, who do you think did it? Government mafia?
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 1: Right, the government mafia? And then which part of the
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 1: government it's a military. I think they all met and
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 1: they said, let's they couldn't have been like nine to eleven,
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 1: like let it happen, but we're not doing it. That's
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 1: what they say for nine eleven change. It's a no.
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 1: But as a Jew, I'm interested.
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's elaborate laughing.
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 2: At Yeah, so loose Change is like a video of
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 2: an old YouTube video that came out explaining why it's
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 2: all an undercover job, why everything, like people were told
• 2:26:19
  Speaker 2: not to go in some days you can see like
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 2: detonations going off like a floor below as all the things.
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 1: It's just you know, it's real.
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 2: It's not like yeah, I never want to say like
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 2: I believe this because I don't know what I believe,
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 2: but it's so much fun to look into.
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 1: It's also like something's up, Yeah, something Tower seven. I'm
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 1: like that one always gets.
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 2: Me to elaborate on something's up? Like do we really
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 2: want to know? Like, do you you really want to
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 2: know all of the fucked up things that we've done?
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 1: You're right, it's too close, JFK, it's long enough. I
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 1: just want to know.
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 5: Do we control the weather?
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think yeah, Like do we want to know? Yeah,
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 5: it's tay that we talk about. Do we want to know?
• 2:27:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he wants.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 1: You're welcome That's all I want is you. Occasionally God,
• 2:27:11
  Speaker 1: a little license goes a long way. Tratmore Tratmore flies
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 1: with honey. Yeah, I would love to know who did
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 1: I think, I mean the Mafia was because of Cuba
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 1: because they had money there. I think it was the CIA.
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 1: If I had to guess anybody, it was a CIA
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 1: training that guy or maybe doing the fucking mind altering ship. Yeah,
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 1: I have no clue, But what do you think?
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 5: I truly have no idea.
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 6: There was another video coming out not too long ago
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 6: where they talked about, oh, check out the bullet the
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 6: way the bull when people are like, oh, that's Ai,
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 6: and I'm.
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, now you can't trust anything.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 2: Because I did see a video of the driver of
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 2: the car turning around and shooting something and I was like,
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 2: oh fuck, because he does see the back of his.
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 5: Head go out.
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 1: It might be a I don't know. My buddy Ryan
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 1: O'Neil says it was. It was actually if you look
• 2:27:59
  Speaker 1: at the video closely, Jackie, because she gets in there
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 1: and gets someone and then just puts one in his
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 1: goes for him and he's too well dressed. Yeah, he
• 2:28:07
  Speaker 1: goes video. She dies right at him, and you can't
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 1: see their hand and then he goes up. She was
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 1: too well dressed. Yeah, she was wearing a celebration dress already.
• 2:28:16
  Speaker 2: She was always something right, yeah about well dressed people.
• 2:28:22
  Speaker 1: Look at the money train.
• 2:28:23
  Speaker 4: There was a clip I know Alex Jansons said some
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 4: crazy things, but that guy's on He's fine. But they
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 4: had a said some crazy things. They had a release
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 4: of an audio recording of x C I A. I
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 4: believe that just came about that they were saying the
• 2:28:41
  Speaker 4: orders came from Lynna by Johnson to kill Kennedy, to
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 4: kill Kennedy.
• 2:28:46
  Speaker 1: Woll to take over, he to go for him. He did, okay,
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 1: because they probably talked to the vice present, like will
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 1: you support the opposite of this if something anything were
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 1: to happen. He was like loud and clear, yes, I
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 1: will change holy stance on this. Yeah. I could see
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 1: the military because the military Kennedy's like a piece nick
• 2:29:05
  Speaker 1: right or was? He was? Yeah, So the military is like,
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 1: we need war? What are you doing?
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 2: Alex Jones is such an interesting person, Like the first
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: really is first Rogan episode I ever watched was episode
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 2: nine to eleven with Alex Jones. I had like four
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 2: or five friends hit me. I'm be like, you should
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 2: watch this because we were all kind of diving into
• 2:29:20
  Speaker 2: conspiracy stuff. Yeah, and I listen to know, I'm like,
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 2: this is fucking crazy. The whole Pizzagate thing and the emails,
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 2: all that stuff started happening, and then he gets sued
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 2: for custody of his kids. He's talking about a chili
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 2: that day, so and I was like kind of getting lost.
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 2: And then the Trump assassination happened. He's like, I called that,
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 2: But it's like, did you call that or did you
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 2: just say a whole bunch of things in one happened
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 2: to hit?
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it just it's Rogan's always said like
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 1: one out of ten things he said was like accurate,
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 1: nine out of ten. It was a while before he
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 1: was like called him right wing or anything. He was
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 1: just like, he's crazy. It's crazy, like that one actually
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 1: might be true. Maybe he just got too close on
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 1: the true one to somebody. Yeah, supporting, They pay him
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 1: as an all the right guy, and shit rid of him.
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 1: Get him out of you.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 5: Who gets close As to the Simpsons.
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 1: Don't get close. They do.
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's incredible, like a long time ago.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 1: They've been around for so long yeah.
• 2:30:10
  Speaker 2: Keep I think they called Trump becoming president. They called
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 2: nine to eleven, they called nine eleven?
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, what I don't I don't remember that. I'm telling you.
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 2: My wife's a big Simpsons person.
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 1: Predicts nine to eleven thirteen.
• 2:30:29
  Speaker 5: This is where the numbers game gets involved. Yeah.
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 1: I always get sucked up with the numbers.
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always get messed up with the numbers.
• 2:30:35
  Speaker 5: Just flip the image.
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's it.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 2: I thought there was one with a poster as well.
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 5: It was like coming soon.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, why wouldn't they just done it?
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 5: Nine?
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 1: Oh? Interesting? Nine eleven? Oh snap?
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 5: Huh oh, well, now that that is interesting.
• 2:30:56
  Speaker 2: You okay, good, I'm glad because the last one I
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, you boys gotta.
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 5: Help me out.
• 2:31:01
  Speaker 1: Misinformation to drive us off the road, right, Yeah.
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 5: There's that.
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so fucking who the Simpsons, what do they know?
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 1: Who's telling them? They must have been that Citty party.
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 2: You know who does animation better than anybody else in
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 2: the South Park guys. They are and they don't call things,
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 2: but they're basically their recap of the year, four or
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 2: five years have been incredible.
• 2:31:21
  Speaker 1: The specials are just so great, unbelievable. Man, the one
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 1: about the influencers. Influence not made for kids whatever, it's
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 1: not suitable for children. Yeah, yeah, it was just like
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 1: it's just like they bid on influence, like we're gonna
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 1: own you. Who wants to own you? By the Pfizer,
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 1: the Russian military, you know whatever they woke least.
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 2: That's that's just outstanding creativity.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 2: Post one is this coming out soon?
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 1: This one's already return of COVID. Yeah, they rule. That's
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 1: when you just get high and just sit there and
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 1: just like that. Sometimes it makes me stop halfway through,
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 1: like this is so fucking deep. You're laughing. You're like, wait,
• 2:31:59
  Speaker 1: why am I laughing? It's all accurate.
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Neo zempic one was so funny.
• 2:32:05
  Speaker 2: When it stan No Randy Randy Morrish's getting in with
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 2: all the moms trying to get there.
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 1: Doing hest, just trying to get it all, trying to
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 1: steal it.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 2: So funny because it's it's the perfect show because you
• 2:32:18
  Speaker 2: can watch the show and just laugh and have a
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 2: good time with it. But if you put any thought
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 2: into what they're talking about, it's like holy ship.
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the goofy parts are goofy, and then the
• 2:32:27
  Speaker 1: smart parts are really explaining they take every side of
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 1: every angle, every issue. I do love it. Man, Brandy
• 2:32:33
  Speaker 1: is the best character in television by far.
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 2: He is incredible vision. I don't I'm not willing to
• 2:32:39
  Speaker 2: put a flag down on that, but.
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 5: I wasn't. It was everybody did watch everybody did watch
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 5: Stan's performance in the Little League Baseball where he's he's
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 5: fighting the parents. Yeah, oh my goodness, and.
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 2: All the kids are trying to join winning the world.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he might be.
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 2: I just I'm afraid to play my flag in that.
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 1: And then like an hour later be like, oh, this
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 1: fucking character was incredible, Oh my god, the best I
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 1: was with it. I was at a UFC with Alex
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 1: Jones once and Joey Diaz and this is before people
• 2:33:14
  Speaker 1: like ostracized him. But he's fun and a lunatic and
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 1: he guys getting a cookie, like a homemade cookie, and
• 2:33:22
  Speaker 1: he's like, what's in the cookie? And Joey just eat
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 1: the fucking cookie. It's like okay. Then like an hour later,
• 2:33:28
  Speaker 1: it's Alex Jones just fucking back out of UFC, just
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 1: like you thought his paranoid before it was on another
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 1: level of what was going on? How hard does Joey go,
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 1: he goes as far as you can go. He goes
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 1: all the way. He's dosed me so many times putting
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 1: a different dosage sticker over the dosage sticker on an edible,
• 2:33:49
  Speaker 1: and then you like you ever have something you have
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 1: to kind of knacks that you're a little but you
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 1: can't quite put a finger on it. So like I
• 2:33:54
  Speaker 1: remember eating a twenty five milligram edible and then it
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 1: was like, so his neck and then it was like
• 2:33:58
  Speaker 1: you look at twenty five and it's like that it's
• 2:34:01
  Speaker 1: awful little and I was like, wait a minute, on
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 1: the wrapper, No, Joey too, fifty, come on, fifty. That's
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 1: so I was going for it at twenty five.
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy. I would probably die.
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you're like, even though it's about this,
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 1: it's about to happen.
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 5: Like twenty five, I'm like, shit, this is gonna be
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 5: a wild ride, dude.
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 2: I've never even done a twenty five. I'll do fives,
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 2: and yeah, fives are just like, hey, let's have a
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 2: nice little evening change change a couple of channels in
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 2: the brain. I think two fifty personality in life, yeah,
• 2:34:34
  Speaker 2: or don't or just like on his zone on your
• 2:34:36
  Speaker 2: phone for three hours whatever.
• 2:34:38
  Speaker 1: I used to do thirty for uf police. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 2:34:40
  Speaker 1: It was just like but I knew what happens. I
• 2:34:42
  Speaker 1: was like, the fuck, you just got to write it out.
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 1: He left me eventually, he leaves. Yeahs like you're a
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 1: fucking yes girl.
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 2: He's been drugged ideas as well. Yeah, Havy's the only
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 2: guy to drug people and like people get away.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's endeering with him. Look at his face. That's
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 1: a that's a drugger. That's a drugger. Yeah, that someone
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 1: who's bad for them. You gotta get it.
• 2:35:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like the playbook. You do thirty for UFC.
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 1: Fights, thirty fe UFC fights usual, these like uh these
• 2:35:07
  Speaker 1: breath strips that were so small and good half it
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 1: was like fifty each half was like about right.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 5: Then walk out the tunnel.
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. John Jones was two of them. You just like, no, no,
• 2:35:16
  Speaker 1: what here doing? Is like Brody, I'm fine, Yeah, but
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 1: then we'd be in there like it'd be like fourth round.
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, who's is this? Like, uh is this like
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 1: tide And they're like no home the other guy like
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 1: they both seem like a truck. I don't know they're
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 1: doing their best.
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good stay.
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get gone. I'll fall asleep at u FCS
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 1: on those two. I'll just be passed out for a
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 1: while with all laugh at me, Like, come back and
• 2:35:37
  Speaker 1: be ready to party.
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 5: Let's see the stars that are out tonight now. Yeah,
• 2:35:42
  Speaker 5: somebody like called Joey like picks up his arm to.
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 2: Wave his hand.
• 2:35:46
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• 2:36:13
  Speaker 1: it down and you're just like this is just like
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 1: the coliseum, They're just like it really is, like the's
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 1: no different. I started thinking if Superman would come in,
• 2:36:20
  Speaker 1: he'd be like, why break this up? Why are you
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 1: all charing? What's wrong with you? They're getting hurt, They're
• 2:36:26
  Speaker 1: getting hurt. Yeah, yeah, like entrance songs, and it was
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 1: like this is just must have must have been.
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 2: Like acid was one of those things like as a kid,
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 2: you hear about people doing acid and you'd be like,
• 2:36:36
  Speaker 2: all this kid was skateboarding. He did an acid trip
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 2: like two months ago and he cracked his back and
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 2: he re went into a trip.
• 2:36:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
• 2:36:42
  Speaker 2: You never heard that.
• 2:36:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like flashbacks. Yeah, people have like flashback trips. You
• 2:36:45
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be full, but never cracked my back like you
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 1: like you pop a knuckle, bro. Yeah, acid clean, it's nice,
• 2:36:53
  Speaker 1: it's electric. You don't get like this. I can do
• 2:36:55
  Speaker 1: a mushrooms like I just want to stay here, aidlet's go,
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, you wake up. You're still up on
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 1: a golf course at fucking sun up. This rules. You
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 1: see the lighter for you to joint.
• 2:37:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:37:10
  Speaker 2: Ayahuasca is interesting.
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 1: It's way longer as is way longer than mushroomsuasa. Yeah.
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 1: Once in the Ecuador was down, there was the aandemic. Yeah,
• 2:37:21
  Speaker 1: kind of blue, couldn't get a boner. It was great.
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 1: Nobody says it's bad. It's never said it's bad. Yeah, No,
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 1: it rules. They're like, guess you like to it's just
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 1: like it's not even a drug. It's just like a
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 1: different thing. It's just like that aahuasca level of like
• 2:37:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not ayahuasca. The Salvias ship. We're like kind of gone. Yeah,
• 2:37:42
  Speaker 1: it's that, but like more so, and you're just like
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 1: you just think clearly about yourself with like no attachment
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 1: to your side, so you can like really just judge, like, oh,
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 1: that guy's sucking up. You know how you judge your
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 1: friends sometimes, Yeah, Like I wish you'd stop doing that.
• 2:37:57
  Speaker 1: It's bad for him. Was she s updating that fucking
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 1: bad bitch?
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 1: But then you say that about that guy and like, wait,
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 1: that guy's me. Oh, I should stop dating that bad bitch.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not like holding onto it.
• 2:38:07
  Speaker 2: So when you come to do you still have those realizations?
• 2:38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I spent three days just writing down notes of
• 2:38:11
  Speaker 1: like of like everything you saw, just like all day long,
• 2:38:14
  Speaker 1: just writing down notes before it was gone. Yeah.
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 6: And then are you like talking to somebody like when
• 2:38:18
  Speaker 6: you're playing, oh, like when you're yeah, when you're like
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 6: when you're gone and thinking about all this stuff, like
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna judge myself.
• 2:38:25
  Speaker 5: Are you like talking to somebody's like, is there like
• 2:38:28
  Speaker 5: a therapist in the middle of No.
• 2:38:30
  Speaker 1: No, No, there's one guy throwing like like honeycomb or
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 1: some some wax shit on a fire so it like
• 2:38:35
  Speaker 1: makes shape so you can like see it. And then
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 1: he's also like playing like a drum. He's just like
• 2:38:39
  Speaker 1: if he sees the kind of come out of it,
• 2:38:40
  Speaker 1: he'll just like I'll just keep doing this and getting
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 1: you like rhythmic, and then you like get back into
• 2:38:45
  Speaker 1: like gone again, and then he just like and then
• 2:38:47
  Speaker 1: he stops and throws shit on the fire. Yeah, you
• 2:38:50
  Speaker 1: had Sometimes you're like gone for a while. Sometimes you're
• 2:38:52
  Speaker 1: up and you like walk around barf on the side.
• 2:38:56
  Speaker 5: That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:38:57
  Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out how like snakes and jaggers weren't
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 1: getting in because like jungle. But then like I got
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 1: up once and I went to puked and I saw
• 2:39:03
  Speaker 1: like a veil like right outside the hut, you know,
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 1: like huts with like steaks and like yeah, thath on
• 2:39:09
  Speaker 1: top and it's just like a veil, and I was
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 1: like oh, And then I like went and it just
• 2:39:12
  Speaker 1: kind of goes through it. I'm like, oh, but I
• 2:39:15
  Speaker 1: can see it, and I'm like, oh, this is stopping
• 2:39:18
  Speaker 1: animals from getting it. Yeah, it ruled. It ruled that
• 2:39:24
  Speaker 1: chick was there. That one chick was there. Chick's a fake.
• 2:39:29
  Speaker 1: She's a fake. The one on the right. They replaced
• 2:39:31
  Speaker 1: it with another one. She had a purple flower. Yeah,
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 1: it was pretty It was pretty great. No one hates it.
• 2:39:38
  Speaker 1: You just work out a lot of your fucking. He
• 2:39:40
  Speaker 1: told us about this one guy who was like a ciicario,
• 2:39:42
  Speaker 1: like a hitman for some whatever, and he like he
• 2:39:46
  Speaker 1: realized what he was doing while he was on ayahuasca.
• 2:39:48
  Speaker 1: He really just like screaming and like punching the ground.
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 1: He's like, what the fuck? What if I done? And
• 2:39:54
  Speaker 1: just like screaming and crying. And then the next day
• 2:39:57
  Speaker 1: he's like, Okay, well I'm done with that, but they're
• 2:40:00
  Speaker 1: not gonna let me go, so I gotta disappear. I
• 2:40:02
  Speaker 1: got to figure out a way out of here. And
• 2:40:04
  Speaker 1: he's like planning. He's like, I can't just can't do
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 1: that anymore, but but like the only way, all right,
• 2:40:09
  Speaker 1: You got to get me out through a back way
• 2:40:10
  Speaker 1: and I'll just like disappear and not let them find
• 2:40:12
  Speaker 1: me as long as I can.
• 2:40:14
  Speaker 5: No way.
• 2:40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's wild, it's wild. You just see everything clearly.
• 2:40:20
  Speaker 1: It just scrubs you from the inside, the way salvia
• 2:40:23
  Speaker 1: made you dirty. This made you clean.
• 2:40:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, it made me so yeahs after it.
• 2:40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just scrubbed on the inside. Yeah, I want
• 2:40:31
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 5: You really have done it all Beer Olympics.
• 2:40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fucking fool I am.
• 2:40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your Limpics in a case race the two most
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 2: basic frat things you can do.
• 2:40:41
  Speaker 1: You guys do Edward forty hands, right, I've done it before. Okay, Yeah,
• 2:40:44
  Speaker 1: what's the You guys got to go on Legion of
• 2:40:49
  Speaker 1: Skanks next time you're in New York. Yeah, that's a
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 1: podcast I'm the president of, but Shane's the vice president.
• 2:40:56
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, Yeah, it's not our podcast. Ran control their podcast,
• 2:41:00
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And the final was like they tried to
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 1: dose me with acid and I like, Shane tipped me
• 2:41:05
  Speaker 1: off and then so I just pretended to drink for
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 1: a while and then swapped it with one of the
• 2:41:08
  Speaker 1: guys on the podcast.
• 2:41:09
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 2:41:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then they thought they owed me, like I
• 2:41:12
  Speaker 1: fucking doch. I was acting all high the whole time,
• 2:41:15
  Speaker 1: and He's like, we fucked you, we got you on acid,
• 2:41:17
  Speaker 1: and I was like what And he's like, we fucked you.
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 1: We totally fucking dosed you with acid. I was like,
• 2:41:22
  Speaker 1: did you though, Oh, like, do I sound like I'm
• 2:41:25
  Speaker 1: an asset anymore? And he was like wait what? And
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 1: I was like I knew your plan. He goes, so,
• 2:41:31
  Speaker 1: where's the I saw you drinking? I was like no,
• 2:41:33
  Speaker 1: I swapped with Jay and Jay's like wait what. He
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 1: was like a bystander, but he was closest to me.
• 2:41:38
  Speaker 1: So sorry, sorry, not sorry about a record. You want
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 1: us to go on a show.
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 2: They tried to drug you?
• 2:41:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, I just yeah, yeah, you guys have okay trade,
• 2:41:44
  Speaker 1: but they do added forty hand sometimes and it would
• 2:41:46
  Speaker 1: be you would We got to make sure they're just
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 1: doing it. Yeah, yeah, we gotta see you got to
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 1: see him pop up.
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 2: You gotta make sure they pop it.
• 2:41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like sirringe.
• 2:41:58
  Speaker 10: You.
• 2:41:58
  Speaker 1: You would be an elite edition of Olympics.
• 2:42:00
  Speaker 2: You would have so much fun.
• 2:42:01
  Speaker 1: I would have fun. I would like even if I failed,
• 2:42:04
  Speaker 1: I would go down talking ship. You probably will fail, right, See,
• 2:42:07
  Speaker 1: that's not the kind of attitude I want. I want
• 2:42:09
  Speaker 1: more support, But.
• 2:42:10
  Speaker 2: Does it get you a little more like.
• 2:42:14
  Speaker 1: Who you want as your partner? I mean Shane or
• 2:42:17
  Speaker 1: Bert would be the best. But that's another reason why
• 2:42:21
  Speaker 1: they're too big.
• 2:42:22
  Speaker 2: They're not good.
• 2:42:22
  Speaker 1: They're not good, not because he's not athletic. Maybe he
• 2:42:27
  Speaker 1: can he can take it down. I'm trying to think
• 2:42:29
  Speaker 1: who who would be good at beers.
• 2:42:31
  Speaker 2: Because shank and drink beer.
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 1: But he's not Like the games, homosexual, you can't have
• 2:42:36
  Speaker 1: no coordination, like a pansy of something.
• 2:42:40
  Speaker 5: And then he'll just make fun of it like he's
• 2:42:41
  Speaker 5: too cool for it.
• 2:42:43
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, exactly, these games, these childish games. You always said,
• 2:42:46
  Speaker 1: sip like that. Oh black people, I need a black guy.
• 2:42:50
  Speaker 5: We had walked there last year. This past year, how
• 2:42:54
  Speaker 5: were they a great time?
• 2:42:58
  Speaker 1: Rage cage flip cupe cage. You have to you got
• 2:43:03
  Speaker 1: a cup and you got to bounce it. What bounce? Yeah,
• 2:43:07
  Speaker 1: I call that chand and you keep trying to get
• 2:43:10
  Speaker 1: into the one next day. As soon as you get
• 2:43:11
  Speaker 1: it in, they have to take it and then put it.
• 2:43:13
  Speaker 1: But if to get into your.
• 2:43:17
  Speaker 2: Chandeliers, two cups opposite side and you're bouncing a pink
• 2:43:20
  Speaker 2: punk ball if you miss on the first try, once
• 2:43:22
  Speaker 2: you get it, you have to move it to your left.
• 2:43:23
  Speaker 2: If you get on the first try, you can move
• 2:43:25
  Speaker 2: wherever you want. There's a big stack of with boozing it.
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 2: And once you stack a cup on another cup, you
• 2:43:30
  Speaker 2: have to take cup and that's fill of beer drinking
• 2:43:32
  Speaker 2: and you start bouncing. That is a that's a great
• 2:43:35
  Speaker 2: social game. That's a you're in cabo. Hey, let's get
• 2:43:39
  Speaker 2: the morning started away.
• 2:43:40
  Speaker 1: Let's get after it. And that here we comes a
• 2:43:44
  Speaker 1: little like piece of wood.
• 2:43:45
  Speaker 5: It's already need a table that's you do it on this.
• 2:43:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be a little too small, but yeah,
• 2:43:49
  Speaker 1: flip cup's pretty good.
• 2:43:50
  Speaker 2: And it's great too because one person will have a
• 2:43:52
  Speaker 2: cup that's just like a regular cup, but then someone
• 2:43:54
  Speaker 2: will have a stack.
• 2:43:55
  Speaker 1: That's like this high.
• 2:43:56
  Speaker 2: At the end you're like bouncing, like trying to move
• 2:43:59
  Speaker 2: it all around.
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of fun.
• 2:44:01
  Speaker 2: But the games we did last year were three three
• 2:44:04
  Speaker 2: beer chug and then it was ping beer pong.
• 2:44:08
  Speaker 1: Flip cup and beer ball and beer Ball.
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 2: Beer ball is up trying to.
• 2:44:14
  Speaker 6: Throw your throw the ping pong ball and hit it.
• 2:44:17
  Speaker 6: The minute you hit it on the other team, we
• 2:44:19
  Speaker 6: get to start chugging.
• 2:44:20
  Speaker 5: They have to deliver. They have to go get the
• 2:44:22
  Speaker 5: ping pong ball and deliver and touch it to the
• 2:44:23
  Speaker 5: table and then that's when your partner has to stop.
• 2:44:25
  Speaker 1: To stop, the goal is to finish your beer, right.
• 2:44:28
  Speaker 1: You don't play any card games. You don't play as
• 2:44:29
  Speaker 1: on anything like that.
• 2:44:30
  Speaker 2: No, like King's Cup or yeah was it Suicide Cup.
• 2:44:33
  Speaker 5: Or what it's called?
• 2:44:34
  Speaker 1: That's not Olympics hangout yeah, llag.
• 2:44:39
  Speaker 2: And the thing too is like before the games, like
• 2:44:40
  Speaker 2: if you go, if you go to a three beer chug, like,
• 2:44:44
  Speaker 2: you don't want to the first beer you drink to
• 2:44:46
  Speaker 2: be that.
• 2:44:47
  Speaker 5: You want to get to loub the.
• 2:44:48
  Speaker 2: Esophagus a little. Yeah, so you have to have a
• 2:44:50
  Speaker 2: couple of warm up beers, like it's.
• 2:44:51
  Speaker 1: A fun interesting You don't want to go fast right away?
• 2:44:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, if you fast right away, I feel
• 2:44:56
  Speaker 2: like it always slows. You're going for time on the chucks. Yeah,
• 2:45:00
  Speaker 2: that's beer ball right there.
• 2:45:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, this seems fun.
• 2:45:04
  Speaker 5: There's your boy. We'll get you. We gotta get you
• 2:45:06
  Speaker 5: to push your backpack.
• 2:45:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'll keep coming with the reasons to push.
• 2:45:10
  Speaker 1: This is one of them.
• 2:45:11
  Speaker 5: Should we hit him with the twisted question? Yeah, let's
• 2:45:13
  Speaker 5: se a twisted question.
• 2:45:14
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• 2:45:26
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• 2:45:41
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• 2:45:46
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• 2:45:48
  Speaker 6: Keep it twisted with the boys and grab a refreshing
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• 2:45:53
  Speaker 1: Ari, wait, I have a question for you. How does
• 2:45:56
  Speaker 1: lack of carbonation help you enjoy it all day long?
• 2:46:00
  Speaker 5: Because smooth, smooth, easy to drink to get their fast
• 2:46:04
  Speaker 5: harder in.
• 2:46:04
  Speaker 2: The morning, but it was hard in the morning, could
• 2:46:06
  Speaker 2: be harder at night.
• 2:46:07
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 2:46:09
  Speaker 5: Which do you believe in? More ghosts or aliens? And why?
• 2:46:14
  Speaker 1: I think aliens? Okay, it's an obvious one because they
• 2:46:18
  Speaker 1: could be real with science and ghosts is like supernatural ship.
• 2:46:21
  Speaker 1: But could although I have talked to the.
• 2:46:22
  Speaker 2: Dead, Well, let's that's part.
• 2:46:26
  Speaker 1: The only one question was like do you mind if
• 2:46:28
  Speaker 1: I piss on this grave? And then they didn't answer back,
• 2:46:30
  Speaker 1: so I just pissed. Who it's blasphemous? Yeah, there just
• 2:46:35
  Speaker 1: none all right, all I bet answer pull a finger
• 2:46:41
  Speaker 1: out of your mind, you know. Okay, and then I
• 2:46:43
  Speaker 1: put a stone on there and let's go what what
• 2:46:46
  Speaker 1: did you start? The ghost?
• 2:46:47
  Speaker 5: What?
• 2:46:48
  Speaker 1: I never really okay?
• 2:46:52
  Speaker 5: What are those people go on?
• 2:46:53
  Speaker 2: The medium are mediums? There's yeah, there's people that like
• 2:46:57
  Speaker 2: investigate the paranormal.
• 2:46:58
  Speaker 1: You guys believe in ghosts? What about dog mediums? What
• 2:47:01
  Speaker 1: about those people taking that kind of money? That's crazy that.
• 2:47:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's new technology coming out that like it's
• 2:47:08
  Speaker 2: gonna be able to translate your dog into like saying
• 2:47:10
  Speaker 2: words to you. I saw that on Instagram.
• 2:47:13
  Speaker 6: I I believe you believe just because in my head,
• 2:47:18
  Speaker 6: like if we went down to New Orleans and did
• 2:47:19
  Speaker 6: that like that little ghost tour whatevers, like I'd be.
• 2:47:23
  Speaker 5: Terrified, you know what I mean.
• 2:47:24
  Speaker 6: Like if I'm gonna say there, no, I don't believe
• 2:47:26
  Speaker 6: in ghosts, and that means I can pretty much feel
• 2:47:27
  Speaker 6: like I can walk anywhere or not not have any fear.
• 2:47:30
  Speaker 6: I would have a lot of fear going into these
• 2:47:32
  Speaker 6: paranormal these paranormal places.
• 2:47:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the movies they make like they keep me
• 2:47:39
  Speaker 1: up at night ghost movies.
• 2:47:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, paranormal activity.
• 2:47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm almost like, why do they get more powerful as
• 2:47:44
  Speaker 1: the movie goes on? You should be you sho just
• 2:47:46
  Speaker 1: start murdering people right away.
• 2:47:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, It's like Freddy Krueger. Fear energizes you.
• 2:47:51
  Speaker 2: The more you know about him, the more they're allowed
• 2:47:52
  Speaker 2: to do, that gives them, That gives them energy.
• 2:47:54
  Speaker 5: Cooking right now. I do. I do believe in ghosts.
• 2:47:58
  Speaker 1: I do believe in an alien really.
• 2:48:00
  Speaker 5: I think aliens. That's that's pretty proven. I think Tom
• 2:48:04
  Speaker 5: DeLong did it right. He called it called out there. Yeah.
• 2:48:08
  Speaker 5: I has these people on that talk about they've they've
• 2:48:11
  Speaker 5: didn't He just have somebody on recently. I was talking
• 2:48:13
  Speaker 5: about whether it be Area fifty one or something. They
• 2:48:15
  Speaker 5: call him like a certain blue like blue. Do you
• 2:48:19
  Speaker 5: guys don't want to talk about.
• 2:48:22
  Speaker 1: Bob Blizzar? Maybe him.
• 2:48:26
  Speaker 5: One.
• 2:48:27
  Speaker 2: I've done ghost something before and it scared the funk
• 2:48:31
  Speaker 2: out of me.
• 2:48:31
  Speaker 5: I did it in New Orleans.
• 2:48:33
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 2:48:34
  Speaker 5: So we did?
• 2:48:35
  Speaker 2: My wife and I when we first went to We
• 2:48:36
  Speaker 2: went to New Orleans. We first met and they're interesting
• 2:48:39
  Speaker 2: story right here there is it was like a house,
• 2:48:41
  Speaker 2: but behind the house was an old like slaves quarters.
• 2:48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ghosts on the slave ship is so real, I know.
• 2:48:47
  Speaker 2: And so they're like, hey, we do like ghost uh
• 2:48:49
  Speaker 2: like ghost investigations, this many nights a year blah blahlah blah,
• 2:48:53
  Speaker 2: so like because there was so much energy fed into
• 2:48:55
  Speaker 2: it of like investigating it. There's a lot of activity
• 2:48:57
  Speaker 2: always going on. So it was like meet here at
• 2:48:59
  Speaker 2: ten thirty in this dark alleyway blah blah blah. We
• 2:49:02
  Speaker 2: go and meet there. It's like the most band of
• 2:49:04
  Speaker 2: misfits people you could ever see, like dyed hair over
• 2:49:07
  Speaker 2: the eyes, like the dicky pants, the misfit T shirts,
• 2:49:10
  Speaker 2: all those kinds of people. And then me and my
• 2:49:12
  Speaker 2: wife we go in with they sit us down and
• 2:49:14
  Speaker 2: they're they're going over like different experiences and ghosts that
• 2:49:19
  Speaker 2: they've had around in these quarters. And they're like, there
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 2: is one inhuman uh entity here, but if you guys
• 2:49:27
  Speaker 2: don't want to know about it, it won't affect you
• 2:49:28
  Speaker 2: if you don't want it. Does anybody want to know
• 2:49:29
  Speaker 2: about the inhuman entity?
• 2:49:31
  Speaker 1: I raised my.
• 2:49:31
  Speaker 2: Hand, yeah, and so I'm like, I want to know
• 2:49:36
  Speaker 2: what this is. Yeah, my wife or whatever reason, we
• 2:49:38
  Speaker 2: want to go sit down, and they kind of like
• 2:49:39
  Speaker 2: I sat in one area, she sat in the other.
• 2:49:41
  Speaker 2: She comes room. She's like no, So I put my
• 2:49:44
  Speaker 2: hand down, and there's like three areas. There was the basement,
• 2:49:47
  Speaker 2: there was the attic, and then the middle floor. We
• 2:49:49
  Speaker 2: started in the basement and we were like coupled with
• 2:49:52
  Speaker 2: this group that was either a lesbian couple or a
• 2:49:55
  Speaker 2: mom and daughter or two sisters.
• 2:49:57
  Speaker 1: I really didn't know. I didn't get their backstory.
• 2:49:59
  Speaker 2: But we're sitting on this bed. My wife's like, Yo,
• 2:50:00
  Speaker 2: why are you asking about inhuman? I was like, because
• 2:50:04
  Speaker 2: it's like, isn't that what a spirit is? She's like,
• 2:50:06
  Speaker 2: do you know what in human means?
• 2:50:07
  Speaker 5: I was like no. She's like.
• 2:50:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, isn't that like inhuman like in a human?
• 2:50:10
  Speaker 2: They're like, no, that's a demon. In human is a
• 2:50:13
  Speaker 2: demonic entity, and.
• 2:50:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, for real.
• 2:50:16
  Speaker 2: And the minute I started talking about that, a meter
• 2:50:18
  Speaker 2: starts going off and one of those things and then
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 2: it stops, and then we start having more conversations about
• 2:50:23
  Speaker 2: other things. And Taylor was like that's my wife Tail,
• 2:50:26
  Speaker 2: and she's like, it's really weird that when we start
• 2:50:27
  Speaker 2: talking about the h the inhuman entity, a meetia start
• 2:50:31
  Speaker 2: and then the meter starts going off. So my wife
• 2:50:33
  Speaker 2: starts asking it questions. The two ladies were with us
• 2:50:35
  Speaker 2: starting to freak out, and she's like, are you like
• 2:50:39
  Speaker 2: there was a bunch of names again, Rachel, so and
• 2:50:41
  Speaker 2: so whatever, a bunch of names?
• 2:50:42
  Speaker 1: Are you this person? That person? No?
• 2:50:45
  Speaker 2: And it would never make a meter or make the
• 2:50:47
  Speaker 2: meter move at all. And then finally she was like,
• 2:50:50
  Speaker 2: is this the entity? And the meter starts going deep
• 2:50:53
  Speaker 2: and it was like Tale's like, he looks at me, like,
• 2:50:55
  Speaker 2: this is your problem and.
• 2:50:58
  Speaker 1: Is he coming home? If it's in you? I am right?
• 2:51:00
  Speaker 2: So I'm actually sweating right now. I'm I am in
• 2:51:04
  Speaker 2: this attic with three people around me talking to the
• 2:51:07
  Speaker 2: darkness being like I'm sorry, I don't want anything to
• 2:51:09
  Speaker 2: do with this, Please leave me alone, blah blah blah.
• 2:51:11
  Speaker 2: And it's like then my wife is like, do you
• 2:51:13
  Speaker 2: like this person?
• 2:51:14
  Speaker 1: No answer? Do you like that person?
• 2:51:16
  Speaker 5: No answer?
• 2:51:16
  Speaker 1: Or do you do you not like?
• 2:51:18
  Speaker 2: And then she goes do you not like Taylor and
• 2:51:19
  Speaker 2: then goes it starts doing I was like, we gotta
• 2:51:22
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here.
• 2:51:23
  Speaker 1: Man. He's trying to.
• 2:51:26
  Speaker 5: Looks over at Taylor, and then right there Taylor gets
• 2:51:29
  Speaker 5: picked up and my hair.
• 2:51:36
  Speaker 1: Because we've all had always.
• 2:51:39
  Speaker 2: You're always in your friend's house or like at your
• 2:51:40
  Speaker 2: house if you have a basement, you like walk up
• 2:51:42
  Speaker 2: the stairs at night when you're going to bed, and like,
• 2:51:44
  Speaker 2: party feels like maybe something's behind me, so you like
• 2:51:45
  Speaker 2: spread up the stairs a little bit. Like there's always
• 2:51:47
  Speaker 2: that fear of what could be in the darkness, some
• 2:51:53
  Speaker 2: kind of like I always think of something like I
• 2:51:56
  Speaker 2: see so many paranormal.
• 2:51:58
  Speaker 1: Demonic Yeah with radyation maybe.
• 2:52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, that's that was my experience, and I
• 2:52:03
  Speaker 2: from that day I was like, I for sure believe
• 2:52:05
  Speaker 2: in ghosts for sure, and if it can be debunked,
• 2:52:08
  Speaker 2: please let me know.
• 2:52:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't prove no ghosts. You're on the right.
• 2:52:12
  Speaker 2: But another thing about ghost is there's been so many
• 2:52:15
  Speaker 2: deaths on this earth, like millions and billions of deaths.
• 2:52:19
  Speaker 2: Why aren't there more experiences for people?
• 2:52:21
  Speaker 5: Because I'm sure.
• 2:52:22
  Speaker 1: Where we're standing right of the planet would be covered
• 2:52:24
  Speaker 1: in ghosts, right, yeah, right, So why is few this
• 2:52:27
  Speaker 1: illuminatios off something in their life, like get some revenge
• 2:52:31
  Speaker 1: or something they're here.
• 2:52:32
  Speaker 2: To Like it's a weird thought though.
• 2:52:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, let me ask you a question. Go ahead,
• 2:52:38
  Speaker 1: Can I piss?
• 2:52:39
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, dude, we gotta be I have to piss you.
• 2:52:41
  Speaker 1: Let's take a quick pat we take a break.
• 2:52:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we could be. We could also wrap it up. Yeah,
• 2:52:46
  Speaker 5: this has been a great wrap it up. It's been
• 2:52:50
  Speaker 5: an awesome pot. Have you enjoyed yourself?
• 2:52:52
  Speaker 1: I have enjoyed myself that it's been fun to sit
• 2:52:55
  Speaker 1: think about like fucking beer games for sure, my life
• 2:52:59
  Speaker 1: and then yeah, lots is fun.
• 2:53:01
  Speaker 5: It's been fun to sit here and interview somebody like
• 2:53:05
  Speaker 5: is that what you normally do?
• 2:53:06
  Speaker 1: You get bad ones where you're.
• 2:53:07
  Speaker 2: Like sometimes not not all actually more times than not,
• 2:53:11
  Speaker 2: it's not that way, but a lot of times you
• 2:53:12
  Speaker 2: have to like go to the sheet that Sherman puts together,
• 2:53:14
  Speaker 2: like shm, scroll up a little bit, like that's all the.
• 2:53:16
  Speaker 1: Information in case the conversation goes dropped.
• 2:53:20
  Speaker 2: We're going, okay, Hey, so you went to Maryland.
• 2:53:22
  Speaker 1: You had to. That helps. That helps. No one asked
• 2:53:25
  Speaker 1: me how University of Maryland was.
• 2:53:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they tell you happy birthday.
• 2:53:29
  Speaker 1: Birthday, Yeah, you had to prepare for Trump.
• 2:53:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's when where you get like, you know,
• 2:53:36
  Speaker 6: you're just nervous because you're about to say with a
• 2:53:38
  Speaker 6: president sitting president, yes, a former yeah, former president that
• 2:53:41
  Speaker 6: was in the race.
• 2:53:42
  Speaker 5: But also like say, and you know we can take
• 2:53:44
  Speaker 5: you yeah.
• 2:53:46
  Speaker 1: Like this. Yeah.
• 2:53:47
  Speaker 5: Then if you get like a buttoned up athlete where
• 2:53:50
  Speaker 5: you know they haven't been on a whole lot of ship,
• 2:53:52
  Speaker 5: Like maybe you get a quarterback that you know is
• 2:53:53
  Speaker 5: going to be a little that might be a little.
• 2:53:55
  Speaker 1: I've got an athlete, I've gotten someone on mine where
• 2:53:57
  Speaker 1: it's like you talked to them beforehand. You get coffee,
• 2:53:59
  Speaker 1: it's great. And then then just like like, oh, bro,
• 2:54:01
  Speaker 1: show yourself.
• 2:54:02
  Speaker 5: You feel like sitting there watching it, you can open up.
• 2:54:04
  Speaker 1: You don't do the bull Durham. Yeah you can you
• 2:54:08
  Speaker 1: say yeah gives a fuck?
• 2:54:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah no. But this has been awesome, man, thank you.
• 2:54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do appreciate it. Man, guys.
• 2:54:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're getting you the beer Olympics.
• 2:54:18
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm playing off your high school Yeah,