Latest / Notable Nostalgia / Ep 141. - Our top 3 favorite celebrities!
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- 0:04Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
- 0:07Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
- 0:11Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
- 0:14Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
- 0:19Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
- 0:24Speaker 2: that they're happy.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
- 0:28Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
- 0:35Speaker 2: part of the issue.
- 0:37Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
- 0:39Speaker 1: for Jannas.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, hi.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Oh, welcome to a new episode of Notable Nostalgia.
- 0:58Speaker 1: I'm Jeff and I'm Andy.
- 1:00Speaker 2: And we thought a few weeks ago we did the
- 1:03Speaker 2: first annual International Worldwide Hate Awards, the first Hate Awards,
- 1:09Speaker 2: because nothing brings us together more than hate, like war,
- 1:13Speaker 2: and so we thought we would like happy it up
- 1:16Speaker 2: a little bit and let's and then talk about themes
- 1:18Speaker 2: that we love or specifically celebrities that we love. Yeah,
- 1:22Speaker 2: because we like to, we like to give our flowers
- 1:24Speaker 2: to the people of yesterday year.
- 1:26Speaker 1: And the way we did this was we were thinking, like
- 1:28Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be because they're the best actor.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Maybe it's something they do in their private life, or
- 1:32Speaker 1: maybe just the interaction you had. So it's just our
- 1:34Speaker 1: favorite celebrities for multiple different reasons.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Nice. I think, oh shit, one of my favorite celebrities
- 1:39Speaker 2: could be Quinn at the Pallet Show, but because she
- 1:42Speaker 2: stopped being in movies. See bye, have you seen have
- 1:47Speaker 2: you seen that movie? Seven?
- 1:48Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:49Speaker 2: Wait, so did you see online recently? It's coming up
- 1:51Speaker 2: on my on my feet a lot. The pic. It's
- 1:53Speaker 2: like a T shirt and it has Morgan Freeman, h
- 1:57Speaker 2: Brad Pitt holding a box and then it has Gwyneth
- 2:00Speaker 2: Paltrow's head and she's smiling. It's so good, Like I'm like,
- 2:04Speaker 2: I want that. That is a great movie though, Yeah,
- 2:06Speaker 2: it really is. Honestly.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Whence the la time you watched it though?
- 2:10Speaker 2: Probably ten years ago?
- 2:12Speaker 1: So I watched it before, like two years ago. I
- 2:15Speaker 1: probably watched it teenager. There's some stuff I forgot in
- 2:17Speaker 1: that movie, and I was like, fuck, this is a
- 2:19Speaker 1: hard fuck and yeah, this is a hard watch on
- 2:21Speaker 1: some scenes, like a dann for.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Being such a dark movie but having like hot Brad Pitt.
- 2:27Speaker 2: It's weird.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Did you ever watch What We Do in the Shadows.
- 2:31Speaker 1: It's really funny. It's like it's about these vampires and
- 2:35Speaker 1: but it's like an office type setting, so they get
- 2:37Speaker 1: interviewed and everything. But one of the characters, he's great
- 2:41Speaker 1: if you haven't seen his card, but he's uh he
- 2:43Speaker 1: sucks the life out of people by boring him to death.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Oh and uh, but somebody found in the TV show
- 2:50Speaker 1: they stopped on a clip of his journal and he
- 2:54Speaker 1: basically is the reason seven started. So on the TV
- 2:58Speaker 1: show What We Do in the Shadows, he right, it's
- 3:00Speaker 1: about how he met a guy on a train, the
- 3:03Speaker 1: guy threw up on him. And then remember in seven
- 3:05Speaker 1: when they talk about his memoirs, he goes, I threw
- 3:07Speaker 1: up on someone and we started laughing. Well, in this
- 3:10Speaker 1: TV show, he is the guy that, uh, the you know,
- 3:15Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey threw up on And I was like, what
- 3:17Speaker 1: a cool, little weird connection that they did.
- 3:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:20Speaker 1: I was like, that's crazy, Yeah, that's yeah.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Fuck.
- 3:23Speaker 1: It's a really funny show. Matt Berry's in it. It's
- 3:25Speaker 1: definitely worth watching.
- 3:26Speaker 2: I'll check that out.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Like one of the funniest things about that show is
- 3:29Speaker 1: since they're vampires, they can't see, they can't see themselves
- 3:33Speaker 1: in the mirror, so when they want to go out
- 3:34Speaker 1: partying or anything like that, they have to draw each
- 3:37Speaker 1: other like you look like this. Oh I can't draw
- 3:40Speaker 1: very well. It's a really funny show.
- 3:42Speaker 2: I didn't think about that kind of being like a
- 3:44Speaker 2: setback for vampires.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Yeah, they came to America like three hundred years ago
- 3:48Speaker 1: because they were supposed to try to take over America.
- 3:50Speaker 1: But they're kind of like lazy and dumb, so they
- 3:52Speaker 1: just kind of live in this house in New Jersey
- 3:54Speaker 1: and then, yeah, it's a funny show.
- 3:55Speaker 2: It would be hard to be friends with like different
- 3:59Speaker 2: like but it's like kind of like Halloween theme, you
- 4:02Speaker 2: know people like so like vampires, like, uh, you can
- 4:05Speaker 2: never have them over. It's like a dinner party because
- 4:06Speaker 2: they're allergic to garlic. Like someone we know there's we
- 4:10Speaker 2: have a family friend who has a child that's allergic
- 4:12Speaker 2: to garlic, and they usually host New Year's Eve, but
- 4:15Speaker 2: now New Year's Eve is like garlic free because of
- 4:18Speaker 2: that little kid.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I love garlic.
- 4:20Speaker 2: I send the kids away for a little bit. See
- 4:22Speaker 2: you next year, give us some garlic. Yeah, what would
- 4:25Speaker 2: be another animal like like wear a wolf? A mummy
- 4:29Speaker 2: of Frankenstein, that would be harder to be friends with them.
- 4:32Speaker 1: About it, I feel like a Frankensteign would get hard
- 4:35Speaker 1: if like, yeah, well, it's like because they're afraid of fire, right,
- 4:40Speaker 1: But then so many things in our day to day life,
- 4:43Speaker 1: like a car engine is based on combustion, so there's
- 4:46Speaker 1: little bits of fire in the engine, so you couldn't
- 4:48Speaker 1: like drive with them if they knew how engines work.
- 4:51Speaker 1: So I think if you got a really dumb Frankenstein,
- 4:53Speaker 1: it would work. But if not, like even just being
- 4:55Speaker 1: in a house because like heating elements are flamed, they'd
- 4:58Speaker 1: be like, oh why am I warm?
- 5:00Speaker 2: Damn? Okay, that's that we're onto something. And like if
- 5:03Speaker 2: I became a Frankenstein's monster, I feel like Jeremy would.
- 5:08Speaker 2: He would be the Frankenstein and he would I think
- 5:10Speaker 2: he would probably like switch out my penis and be like,
- 5:13Speaker 2: let's get one. Let's get one that I don't need
- 5:15Speaker 2: to tell us gop for okay. What would be a
- 5:19Speaker 2: nuh oh? A one that would be a good friend
- 5:21Speaker 2: to have would be a mummy?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Oh sure anytime?
- 5:25Speaker 2: Exactly? That is that is that cultural appropriation. Egyptians Egyptian.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Egyptian people listening like that live in Egypt. Don't be
- 5:36Speaker 2: saying that we're just crapping on you literally like you
- 5:39Speaker 2: have a pizza hut in view of the of the pyramids,
- 5:43Speaker 2: So calm down, girl.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like we're thinking more of the
- 5:48Speaker 1: scary mummies, not like you know, the actual mummies.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Okay, you remember the movie Twilight.
- 5:54Speaker 1: I've never seen it.
- 5:54Speaker 2: You never seen it. So Robert Pattinson, you know who
- 5:57Speaker 2: he is. He's with uh and a Kendrick not you
- 6:01Speaker 2: know Stewart, Christmas Stewart and Cantricks and Twilights, which is ridiculous.
- 6:07Speaker 2: And she's just like an annoying friend. Yeah, so she's
- 6:12Speaker 2: not even She just comes in like it seems like
- 6:15Speaker 2: like the producer put her in the movie like that.
- 6:19Speaker 1: And get out of here.
- 6:22Speaker 2: You're nonsense. But there's kind of like a love triangle
- 6:25Speaker 2: between this human played by the worst actress besides Anna
- 6:29Speaker 2: Kendrick and a vampire and a werewolf. So I'm curious
- 6:34Speaker 2: if she would have chosen spoiler she chooses the vampire,
- 6:38Speaker 2: but if she would have chosen the and then they
- 6:41Speaker 2: when she becomes a vampire, they have sex as a
- 6:44Speaker 2: vampire couple and it's pretty like destructive. But if she
- 6:49Speaker 2: would have chosen to be like with the werewolf, would
- 6:53Speaker 2: she have had like like dog doggie sex.
- 6:56Speaker 1: I wonder if they call it werewolf style.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Werewolf style, they horsey style. But I just think, like,
- 7:03Speaker 2: do the werewolves in Twilight have sex as when they're
- 7:07Speaker 2: in the werewolf? Like would if you were a were wolf?
- 7:09Speaker 2: Would you have sex as a were wolf?
- 7:11Speaker 1: Probably if the other person was a were wolf.
- 7:15Speaker 2: That's but no, no, like not like some like hot
- 7:18Speaker 2: like chick big tits was like, oh fuck me. Like,
- 7:20Speaker 2: as a werewolf, you're single.
- 7:22Speaker 1: I guess if they're into it, I guess anybody's you know.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Like, Okay, so were wolves we would be friends with mummies. Yes,
- 7:32Speaker 2: Frankenstein would be really difficult. Maybe we can bite them
- 7:34Speaker 2: camping or something.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Oh but then fire because they'd be like smart.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Oh she shouldn't even do that, Okay, Frankenstein would be tough.
- 7:41Speaker 2: That's a tough friend. Okay, and then vampire tough friend too,
- 7:45Speaker 2: Like we're not fucking around with that part.
- 7:47Speaker 1: It's funny too, because like recently I was thinking of
- 7:50Speaker 1: like I like to try to like think of different
- 7:52Speaker 1: stories to write for movies and everything and that. I
- 7:54Speaker 1: was like, Oh, I got it. What I'll do is
- 7:55Speaker 1: I'll make a story about a bunch of like, you know,
- 7:58Speaker 1: vampires and uh like mythical creatures and stuff. And I
- 8:01Speaker 1: was like, like, that's start writing. I'm like, oh fuck,
- 8:03Speaker 1: that's a Shrek. I was like, God, damn, I just
- 8:05Speaker 1: thought I shruck again. Most of my movie ideas go
- 8:08Speaker 1: back to I'm like, I'm just thinking of Shrek.
- 8:10Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I like thought of inventing
- 8:13Speaker 2: flying cars, and then I watched like rewatch like the Jetsons.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I was like, how did that happen?
- 8:19Speaker 1: How did they know?
- 8:19Speaker 2: I was yeah, yeah, okay, So we're gonna chit chat
- 8:26Speaker 2: about our celebrities, but do you have any like honorable
- 8:30Speaker 2: or anybody that you were like, oh, like, should they
- 8:32Speaker 2: be in my top three?
- 8:33Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 8:34Speaker 1: I almost put Will Wheaton on there because of a
- 8:36Speaker 1: personal experience when I met him and then how cool
- 8:38Speaker 1: he was to my daughter. And I was also thinking
- 8:40Speaker 1: about Henry Winkler, but I think I've talked about them
- 8:43Speaker 1: on the podcast before, so I was like, well, I
- 8:44Speaker 1: don't want to rehash that whole A whole couple of
- 8:47Speaker 1: noodles or whatever that saying is. But uh, they were
- 8:49Speaker 1: very nice when I met him, So I did almost
- 8:51Speaker 1: put those two on there, but I decided not to.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I questioned people who eat spam.
- 8:57Speaker 1: I haven't had spam since I was a little kid,
- 8:59Speaker 1: and I definitely want to try years.
- 9:01Speaker 2: I just think it's suspicious. Okay, So here are some
- 9:03Speaker 2: that I either put on because I love them, but
- 9:07Speaker 2: I'm like, didn't put my top three because I've talked
- 9:10Speaker 2: about them in depth so much and I need to
- 9:12Speaker 2: give some other people their flowers. So obviously, like Joan
- 9:15Speaker 2: Rivers was a huge part of my childhood, Like I
- 9:18Speaker 2: was obsessulated with like reading tabloids, and she was like
- 9:21Speaker 2: my video tabloid because she would just go on every
- 9:25Speaker 2: time the oscars gold and just like shit, talk about
- 9:27Speaker 2: people's dresses, everybody from Nick at Night, like I idolized,
- 9:33Speaker 2: like the cast of Gilligan's Islands so much like the
- 9:37Speaker 2: Brady Bunch, Bewitch, I dream of Genie all of that.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Another one I was honorable Mention. It was curious George
- 9:46Speaker 2: when I was a little kid, he was like all
- 9:48Speaker 2: about me or I was all about him. Another one
- 9:56Speaker 2: was Celine Dion Okay, she's not my diva. She's Jeremy's diva.
- 10:01Speaker 2: But mine was Mariah carry obviously, but just she was
- 10:05Speaker 2: such a powerhouse around that in one of those like
- 10:08Speaker 2: like her, Whitney, Mariah, they they were the singers, they
- 10:12Speaker 2: were the.
- 10:14Speaker 1: And somebody edited. It's not a real video, but like
- 10:18Speaker 1: this little girl goes up to SE's window and then
- 10:21Speaker 1: somebody edited to where she just looks and then rolls
- 10:23Speaker 1: the window up. It's not a real video, but I
- 10:26Speaker 1: laugh every time.
- 10:27Speaker 2: I see it. I did that two days ago. We
- 10:30Speaker 2: were driving. I was in the front seat and I
- 10:33Speaker 2: lean over and I uh look at the people in
- 10:36Speaker 2: the next car, and I like point down and they
- 10:39Speaker 2: rolled down their window. Then I rolled it up, just
- 10:41Speaker 2: staring at them. They were not happy about it. Just weird,
- 10:46Speaker 2: like what did you do? Right?
- 10:48Speaker 1: What did you do?
- 10:49Speaker 2: And poor poor girl? If if just him flexing his
- 10:52Speaker 2: finger her everybody from t G I f like, I
- 10:58Speaker 2: love you know, boy meets world, Like.
- 11:01Speaker 1: I original, who's the dad from all all our family matters?
- 11:06Speaker 2: Reginald something, he's the breakout star of Diehard. They should
- 11:11Speaker 2: have had the roles reversed and had Winslow be like
- 11:16Speaker 2: the Bruce Willis one. Oh sure, yeah, he gets like
- 11:21Speaker 2: caught in like the dryer event or whatever. But it
- 11:25Speaker 2: would have been better because the diehards so many times
- 11:27Speaker 2: throughout it they were like he was like crawling, He's
- 11:30Speaker 2: like where am.
- 11:31Speaker 3: I Like.
- 11:34Speaker 2: They had a cop he has dementia. But I felt
- 11:39Speaker 2: like I was getting hurtfle so, oh okay, New York
- 11:45Speaker 2: from the Flavor of Love, Miss Juicy, But like these,
- 11:48Speaker 2: I wanted to like hit hard with my top three,
- 11:52Speaker 2: I wrote down more people that I hate. I guess
- 11:55Speaker 2: so Jim Carrey was pivotal like celebrity in the nineties
- 11:59Speaker 2: for us, But I'm not like, oh, I have to
- 12:02Speaker 2: watch that new j Jim Carre And I do not
- 12:05Speaker 2: like the Grange, the live action granch. I cannot. I
- 12:07Speaker 2: can't deal with it. That bitch from Matilda, I didn't
- 12:11Speaker 2: know her.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Name young one.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Yeah, oh okay, she's just like Miracle on forty fifty
- 12:17Speaker 2: four whatever, sixty nine st whatever, who knows, and then
- 12:21Speaker 2: you know Matilda I like, but I'm like, oh, it's
- 12:24Speaker 2: not really. It wasn't my story, and I just need.
- 12:28Speaker 2: I think that's what I need from like movies and
- 12:31Speaker 2: TV is more people that look like me like white men. Okay,
- 12:39Speaker 2: Corey from Boy Meets World because he isn't friends with
- 12:43Speaker 2: the cast as much, and I I expect if I
- 12:47Speaker 2: watch a show, I want them all to be like
- 12:50Speaker 2: at each other's weddings and stuff, So that fuck you
- 12:53Speaker 2: Corey Matthews.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Yes, because I listen to that podcast so much. At
- 12:56Speaker 1: one point, Eric Wilford Bell, he goes, they're just talking
- 12:59Speaker 1: about He goes, yeah, I don' don't know what happened.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Just someday Ben decided I don't be my friend anymore.
- 13:03Speaker 1: And he goes, and I think about it and it
- 13:04Speaker 1: hurts my feelings. I was like, oh shit, that's fucked up,
- 13:06Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah.
- 13:08Speaker 2: It would be hard to be him because Corey he
- 13:12Speaker 2: was a little zany, but he was definitely more of
- 13:15Speaker 2: the straight person than like Eric in the later seasons
- 13:20Speaker 2: and whatever. To peng Up for some reason, it's hosting
- 13:22Speaker 2: a podcast about American Idol. Bitch wasn't on American Idol.
- 13:26Speaker 2: She should do one for Dancing with the Stars because
- 13:28Speaker 2: she was on Dancing with the Stars. So it's like
- 13:30Speaker 2: if I did, like, I've never been on Survivor, so
- 13:33Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a podcast about survivor. Yeah, like doesn't
- 13:35Speaker 2: make any fucking sense to an official yeah anyways. And
- 13:38Speaker 2: then the Seven Hundred Clubs. I always saw them on
- 13:40Speaker 2: TV when I was a kid, and I just like
- 13:43Speaker 2: it just bummed me out that all these schools were
- 13:44Speaker 2: getting shot up, but not like seven hundred club anyways.
- 13:49Speaker 2: So that's my list of honorable mentions as a continuation
- 13:52Speaker 2: of stuff I hate.
- 13:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess we should just maybe come into it.
- 13:58Speaker 1: But I maybe have a new segment and we might
- 14:00Speaker 1: cut this out. We might not. Here we go, and
- 14:03Speaker 1: the intro song isn't exactly where I want it to
- 14:05Speaker 1: be yet, but it might be.
- 14:06Speaker 2: If you cut it out. Will you leave this part of.
- 14:13Speaker 3: Movie reviews?
- 14:19Speaker 1: We're tiling a candle though, Oh my god.
- 14:21Speaker 2: This is good, all right, behind the scenes.
- 14:24Speaker 1: What is happening right now? I hate being sick. I
- 14:27Speaker 1: can't fucking think my head.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, all right, these movie reviews and.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Movie reviews.
- 14:57Speaker 2: And all right.
- 15:05Speaker 1: I just saw The Sheep Detective and I wanted to
- 15:08Speaker 1: talk a little bit about it because the main reason
- 15:10Speaker 1: why is because you know, when I talked about how
- 15:12Speaker 1: much I hate the Mario movie, everybody was like, well,
- 15:14Speaker 1: it's a kids movie.
- 15:15Speaker 2: You gotta let it go.
- 15:16Speaker 1: No, because this is a kid's movie and they did
- 15:17Speaker 1: a great fucking job on it. So if anybody else
- 15:20Speaker 1: know what it's about, I'll just do a quick little
- 15:21Speaker 1: synopsis or whatever. The Sheep Detective is a family mystery
- 15:25Speaker 1: comedy about a flock of sheep who become detectives to
- 15:28Speaker 1: solve the murder of their beloved shepherd, Hugh Jackman. And basically,
- 15:33Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman while every night he would read stories to
- 15:37Speaker 1: this flock of sheep, and then he gets murdered and
- 15:39Speaker 1: then they try to figure out his murder. It's a
- 15:42Speaker 1: really fun, simple concept. It kind of in a way
- 15:46Speaker 1: that the great thing about this movie I felt like
- 15:50Speaker 1: was they touched on some real stuff that might be
- 15:52Speaker 1: hard to talk to children, but they did it in
- 15:54Speaker 1: a way to where I think it's acceptable. So, like
- 15:58Speaker 1: one part is they talk about life and death and
- 16:01Speaker 1: they talk about so I guess, I don't know if
- 16:03Speaker 1: this is true or not, but they said in the
- 16:05Speaker 1: movie that sheep can forget on purpose. I don't know
- 16:09Speaker 1: if that's true or not. I gotta look at it
- 16:10Speaker 1: little trauma, Yeah, And I guess they forget bad stuff
- 16:13Speaker 1: on like they do that, but then one sheep can't,
- 16:16Speaker 1: and then this other sheep, lily, She goes, so, wait, wait,
- 16:20Speaker 1: you remember everything? And she's like, how are you doing that?
- 16:24Speaker 1: Like I can't imagine. You have to do that by yourself,
- 16:27Speaker 1: Like think of all the bad stuff that you know
- 16:29Speaker 1: is in your head. He's like, yeah, but I also
- 16:32Speaker 1: remember all the good stuff too, and so knowing about
- 16:34Speaker 1: the bad makes the good a little bit better. And
- 16:36Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, dude, that's really And they say that
- 16:38Speaker 1: in a kid's movie, So you can do a kid's
- 16:41Speaker 1: movie where the plot's important. The story is really good,
- 16:45Speaker 1: there's life lessons, it's funny. The acting was great, so
- 16:48Speaker 1: I did a quick little The acting I give it
- 16:50Speaker 1: an eight out of ten. The story I give it
- 16:52Speaker 1: a nine out of ten. Cinematography I give it a
- 16:55Speaker 1: seven point five. The pace of the movie is a seven. Overall,
- 16:58Speaker 1: I give it an eight point five, and I would
- 16:59Speaker 1: totally recommend it. Yeah, especially I have little kids, even
- 17:03Speaker 1: if you don't. I took my daughter, she's eighteen, and
- 17:05Speaker 1: we both had a great time. The casting was great.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Brian Cranson was in it, Patrick Stewart was in it.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman there's like a lot.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Of really big Julia Luis Treyfus.
- 17:15Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yea, Juliet Dreyfus is in it,
- 17:17Speaker 1: Emma Thompson's in it. Oh, Like, there's a lot of
- 17:20Speaker 1: really good actors in this movie. And it was overall
- 17:22Speaker 1: really fun. And so it's a murder mystery, right, and
- 17:26Speaker 1: then I like I kind of had an idea who
- 17:29Speaker 1: did it, but then at the end the way they
- 17:31Speaker 1: did it, I was like, oh shit, I had no idea.
- 17:33Speaker 1: So it was like fun, it was exciting.
- 17:35Speaker 2: So you were saying about the like forgetting trauma kind
- 17:39Speaker 2: of thing and negative stuff. It could be like the eternal,
- 17:42Speaker 2: eternal sunshine of a bahless mine.
- 17:45Speaker 1: Nice.
- 17:46Speaker 2: And then Hugh Jackman, let's talk about him. Yeah, he
- 17:49Speaker 2: is somebody that I would like, like, I just our
- 17:54Speaker 2: sex life would be like he gets really drunk on
- 17:57Speaker 2: like a Burben and just like fucking tears into me
- 18:00Speaker 2: and then and then we like smoke inside and he
- 18:03Speaker 2: like pushed it like like flicks his ashtray and my
- 18:05Speaker 2: belly button.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Like, but he fucking ripped in this movie. He was jack.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Body is he was he was huge jacked men, Like,
- 18:16Speaker 2: oh my.
- 18:16Speaker 1: God, yeah, and then they even talk like the life
- 18:19Speaker 1: and death thing they talk about in this it's wonderful
- 18:22Speaker 1: how they explain it. It's just really good overall movie.
- 18:24Speaker 1: I highly recommend it. If you just want something fun
- 18:27Speaker 1: to watch, watch it.
- 18:28Speaker 3: These movie reviews.
- 18:32Speaker 2: I had a distant relative, distant distant relative who got
- 18:36Speaker 2: arrested twice for having sex with a sheep and some
- 18:41Speaker 2: but it wasn't him, Like based on his story, May
- 18:45Speaker 2: we had to find out who who murdered our shepherd
- 18:47Speaker 2: and then there's like a couple of them. They're like, no,
- 18:49Speaker 2: we don't like it was us.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Didn't we talk about like is it okay if an animal?
- 18:58Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so like it if a horse has sex
- 19:02Speaker 2: with you, it's less bad than if you have sex
- 19:05Speaker 2: with a horse. So unless you like you take them
- 19:08Speaker 2: out to dinner and stuff, then like they kind of
- 19:10Speaker 2: go it to you then, so it's not it's so bad.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, do you I have reservations to meat?
- 19:21Speaker 1: And uh.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Nice, but like people shouldn't get upset with us for
- 19:28Speaker 2: saying that. You all, unless you're a vegetarian vegan, you
- 19:31Speaker 2: murder animals and then put them on a fancy plate
- 19:34Speaker 2: and then eat them, or even worse, the murdered animal
- 19:37Speaker 2: gets like freeze frozen into like a TV dinner. Like
- 19:41Speaker 2: that's so degrading, Like I would if I was going
- 19:44Speaker 2: to be murdered and like fed to people. I want
- 19:46Speaker 2: to be at a restaurant and not like in some
- 19:49Speaker 2: of the divorced woman's house, like.
- 19:51Speaker 1: A fresh, expensive restaurant. So at least you know that.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you're all barbarians for eating meat, like I'm just
- 19:58Speaker 2: talking about raping the way different. No, no, no them raping
- 20:02Speaker 2: me or no consent. Consent. Consent is what matters. So no,
- 20:08Speaker 2: we did not endorse horse or any type of rape
- 20:12Speaker 2: at all, full stop. All right, okay, so have we
- 20:16Speaker 2: started it? We're all right.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Do you want me to go first? Okay? First, okay,
- 20:24Speaker 1: so this celebrity.
- 20:25Speaker 2: We should walk rock paper scissors? Okay, one two, three?
- 20:29Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no.
- 20:31Speaker 1: You do it on three? Then do you do shoop
- 20:33Speaker 1: one two three, shoe or go?
- 20:35Speaker 2: No?
- 20:35Speaker 1: Okay, I'm down, I.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Don't sorry, I'm not getting mad. I can't stand it
- 20:41Speaker 2: when people say rock paper scissors, shoe, shoes.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Well it's I always say go like it's on rock
- 20:47Speaker 1: paper scissors.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Go, okay, let's compromise and let's do that. Okay, okay,
- 20:50Speaker 2: rock paper scissors?
- 20:51Speaker 1: Oh you do three?
- 20:53Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?
- 20:54Speaker 1: Are we doing three?
- 20:54Speaker 2: Three?
- 20:55Speaker 1: Okay?
- 20:55Speaker 2: One two three one two? Three?
- 20:58Speaker 1: Oh?
- 20:59Speaker 2: Scissors? Did she has seen first?
- 21:01Speaker 1: That? All right? For So I chose this person. And
- 21:06Speaker 1: so when I was a kid, I was really into wrestling.
- 21:08Speaker 1: This person started wrestling kind of when I was on
- 21:10Speaker 1: No Way Out, So I don't I don't really know
- 21:12Speaker 1: him that much of as a wrestler, by no him
- 21:13Speaker 1: as like an actor and everything like that. But the
- 21:16Speaker 1: reason I chose this person is because a lot of
- 21:19Speaker 1: people don't know this, but you know that make a
- 21:21Speaker 1: wish foundation? Oh yeah, who do you think the number
- 21:24Speaker 1: three person is on that lists? No? Just who did
- 21:28Speaker 1: the most?
- 21:30Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say it is a manner of woman.
- 21:34Speaker 1: The top three are all men?
- 21:35Speaker 2: Oh women? What are you doing? I will Smith?
- 21:42Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, Yeah, right, which I that blew my mind?
- 21:46Speaker 1: And then number two who do you think it might be?
- 21:49Speaker 2: Oh? I hope it's not Michael Jackson.
- 21:51Speaker 1: It's not. It's Justin Bieber. And they've granted over two
- 21:54Speaker 1: hundred and fifty wishes, which makes him the second most
- 21:57Speaker 1: of all, like the Make a Wish so the first person.
- 22:01Speaker 1: They hold the Guinness World Record for the most Make
- 22:03Speaker 1: a Wish grants by a single individual, and they fulfilled
- 22:06Speaker 1: over six hundred and fifty wishes, so almost like two
- 22:10Speaker 1: and a half times double, I mean more than the
- 22:13Speaker 1: second place. But that's John Cena, Oh my god, which
- 22:16Speaker 1: I never would have even guessed. But he I was
- 22:20Speaker 1: like doing research for this and I almost start crying.
- 22:22Speaker 1: He goes, you have a kid that's fighting through something
- 22:25Speaker 1: more than like anything you can imagine, and their one
- 22:29Speaker 1: wish is to meet you. Of course I have time
- 22:31Speaker 1: for that. And I'm like, god, damn, you know what
- 22:33Speaker 1: I mean. Like, so, yeah, he was.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Like a pathetic kid, like you could have anything you want.
- 22:41Speaker 2: The tried Yeah has for no cancer. No, that's horrible.
- 22:46Speaker 2: That's awesome though.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Now even during COVID, what he would do is send
- 22:50Speaker 1: videos because he couldn't go actually visit him him, like gosh,
- 22:52Speaker 1: and he would do like long videos and I just
- 22:54Speaker 1: think that's really important.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Uh.
- 22:57Speaker 1: And I don't know if he's because I didn't. I
- 22:59Speaker 1: don't think he really He talks about this, other people
- 23:01Speaker 1: bring it out. I've never heard him really talk about
- 23:03Speaker 1: it except if he gets interviewed. So the fact that
- 23:07Speaker 1: he's doing without anybody noticing, and I feel like a
- 23:09Speaker 1: lot of people.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Don't know that.
- 23:10Speaker 1: I think it's really important. And I know a little
- 23:14Speaker 1: bit about his background. He's pretty seems like a pretty
- 23:16Speaker 1: cool guy, played sports. Of course he was. He never
- 23:19Speaker 1: used steroids. When he first got signed on to the WWE,
- 23:22Speaker 1: Vincent Man was like, no, we're trying to get away
- 23:24Speaker 1: from that steroid look, and they're like, this guy is
- 23:27Speaker 1: all natural, which is crazy. But his first gimmick was
- 23:31Speaker 1: he was a robot, and they're like, this is not
- 23:32Speaker 1: gonna work. And then he just happened to do that
- 23:34Speaker 1: rap thing because he's like nothing's working, and that made
- 23:37Speaker 1: him a big star. But yeah, I don't really know
- 23:39Speaker 1: him wrestling wise, but I think it's really important to
- 23:41Speaker 1: help kids out. And he's done over six hundred and
- 23:43Speaker 1: fifty make a wishes. That's huge.
- 23:45Speaker 2: That's really cool. Yeah, damn, what would your make a
- 23:49Speaker 2: wish be?
- 23:50Speaker 1: Meet John Cena? Probably meet Conan. I feel like I'm
- 23:55Speaker 1: never going to meet Conan, so i'd probably meet Conan.
- 23:57Speaker 2: I just want to go into like like a door
- 24:00Speaker 2: that has like a why like a Safeway or whatever,
- 24:02Speaker 2: and just like be able to go knock out the
- 24:04Speaker 2: wine bottles off then on the ground.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I mean, if you did that, you probably wouldn't even
- 24:09Speaker 1: do jail.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Well, if you have to make a wish, it's fine.
- 24:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying. But you like, if you
- 24:13Speaker 1: decided to go to safe right now and do that,
- 24:16Speaker 1: you might get arrested.
- 24:17Speaker 2: But if you just fled, that's white privilege.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Well not even that, it's just if you think about
- 24:22Speaker 1: the amount of money they might I don't know.
- 24:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I just might be able to do like an
- 24:27Speaker 2: insurance claim and I only have to be like five
- 24:28Speaker 2: hundred bucks.
- 24:29Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you had to pay it back, I
- 24:30Speaker 1: don't think you would do any long jail time here.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Maybe probably just pissed off at me.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Sure, I mean it makes sense my make it, which
- 24:39Speaker 1: should be to have John Cena break a bunch of
- 24:42Speaker 1: wine with me.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Or have John con that dressed as a bowl and
- 24:46Speaker 2: go to like a china shop, right, like Bowling china shop.
- 24:49Speaker 1: But it's like the owner's Chinese. It's like a hate
- 24:51Speaker 1: crime that I'm so sorry.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Oh no, they don't sell china, but they are a
- 24:55Speaker 2: china shop. Owned by child. Oh my god, you're.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Like I wasn't trying to be racist.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's good. Good for John Cena. Yeah,
- 25:03Speaker 2: like that's really amazing. I would carry around that Guinness
- 25:06Speaker 2: World Record everywhere I went.
- 25:08Speaker 1: I want to get in that book. We got to
- 25:10Speaker 1: like start reading and figure out a good way to
- 25:11Speaker 1: do that.
- 25:12Speaker 2: Yeah, should we do we on our own own thing?
- 25:14Speaker 2: Or do like dethrone somebody.
- 25:17Speaker 1: I feel like dethroning something's gonna be a lot harder, Like,
- 25:22Speaker 1: but I don't know some of the stuff, Like I
- 25:23Speaker 1: think eating like thirteen bananas in a minute is like
- 25:25Speaker 1: the world record or something.
- 25:27Speaker 2: So we could do that.
- 25:28Speaker 1: I feel like I could. I don't know if I
- 25:29Speaker 1: could be thirteen though. I mean, but we could find
- 25:31Speaker 1: something like that and possibly do it, because I bet
- 25:33Speaker 1: there's a lot of shit that people forgot about, you know.
- 25:35Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 25:37Speaker 2: M we could do like an extra wit like just
- 25:40Speaker 2: like maybe fight in the list of like all of
- 25:44Speaker 2: the Make a Wish kids and then like be like, hey,
- 25:46Speaker 2: do you want a freebie?
- 25:47Speaker 1: Oh right, and we just go to their house and.
- 25:49Speaker 2: We can like we could like do whatever they want,
- 25:52Speaker 2: like on a budget.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Well I'm here for your kid.
- 25:59Speaker 2: The options we can take you on like a turbulent
- 26:02Speaker 2: ride at like.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Drive me, just give the back. The word will be fun.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Know, Like what can we do so many.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Turbulent driven early, fast and radic. What is this supposed
- 26:15Speaker 1: to be.
- 26:21Speaker 2: My number three? Get in the car? The car does
- 26:26Speaker 2: have we just started kidnapping little cancer kids. Yeah, and
- 26:30Speaker 2: like eating like you're the like eating a bunch of
- 26:33Speaker 2: bananas and just counting. Stop watching you.
- 26:38Speaker 1: This is like no more submissions. He hate bananas cancer
- 26:43Speaker 1: in the back. Of course that's not anything, idiot, it
- 26:48Speaker 1: should be Yeah, okay, I need to do nine bananas.
- 26:51Speaker 1: No you're not.
- 26:52Speaker 2: I don't understanding do any more cancer kids.
- 26:55Speaker 1: I will get nine cancer kids. All you one banana?
- 27:01Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 27:03Speaker 2: So my number three is Harrison Ford.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Oh okay.
- 27:08Speaker 2: So I just was so upset, like I didn't want
- 27:11Speaker 2: to bang him or anything like that because like not
- 27:13Speaker 2: my type. But I was such a big fan of
- 27:16Speaker 2: Star Wars and then like the mid to late nineties
- 27:19Speaker 2: ish they like re released them in theaters, which is
- 27:21Speaker 2: like a big thing, like the original ones, and I
- 27:25Speaker 2: just he was everywhere, Like Indiana Jones was a big
- 27:28Speaker 2: part of my life and like he was like this
- 27:30Speaker 2: badass guy, but he was also scared of snakes, which
- 27:32Speaker 2: I'm scared of snakes too, And I was like, that's
- 27:34Speaker 2: so cool. And I would stand in the bathroom and
- 27:36Speaker 2: like pull my nose to the side because he had
- 27:39Speaker 2: like a curve, just because I wanted to like look
- 27:42Speaker 2: like Harrison Forward. He was so cool and he was
- 27:45Speaker 2: in the was that like Romantic one? Sabrina?
- 27:50Speaker 1: I think, I say, sixty seven nights, sixty.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Seven nights, Oh my god. And he she like drove
- 27:54Speaker 2: her car into a building and she probably had a
- 27:57Speaker 2: cancer kid in the back and shoving.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Banana our fucking record.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Nice try not Today's Satan. The Fugitive, which was good,
- 28:14Speaker 2: which honestly was really similar to the movie Double Jeopardy,
- 28:18Speaker 2: and it Tommy Lee Jones was played the same character
- 28:21Speaker 2: in both.
- 28:22Speaker 1: You know, I feel like I get those mixed up
- 28:23Speaker 1: because in one of those movies, I think they go
- 28:25Speaker 1: like we're looking through the looking glass people, But I
- 28:27Speaker 1: can't remember which one that is. That might not be
- 28:29Speaker 1: in those movies.
- 28:30Speaker 2: I don't know, probably The Fugitive. The Fugitive had an amputee.
- 28:34Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Oh, you know the movie I love that I don't care,
- 28:43Speaker 2: but yeah, I just thought, I just think he's so
- 28:45Speaker 2: fucking cool. Like personal life, he you know, broke up
- 28:48Speaker 2: with his long term wife and got with close to Flockhart,
- 28:50Speaker 2: which I was like, oh, but they've been the other
- 28:52Speaker 2: for so freaking long. And then, like we talked about before,
- 28:55Speaker 2: like five airplane accidents. That's probably again the record he
- 29:01Speaker 2: was chopping as his mouth with cancer kids in that
- 29:05Speaker 2: fucking people, what's going on with sixty seven nights people?
- 29:09Speaker 2: That's true, but that Yeah, that's my number three, like
- 29:12Speaker 2: favorite celebrity.
- 29:13Speaker 1: I remember growing up. He was like the it's crazy
- 29:18Speaker 1: because he was like growing up for me at least,
- 29:21Speaker 1: he was like a Arnold Swarzenegger like action guy, but
- 29:25Speaker 1: like one that seems like you could like you, Like
- 29:28Speaker 1: I couldn't be him, but he seemed more accessible. Yeah,
- 29:31Speaker 1: he seemed like a real type of person that was
- 29:34Speaker 1: doing these action war roles, which I thought were really cool.
- 29:37Speaker 2: So yeah, like he was he was, Yeah, he wasn't
- 29:40Speaker 2: he His swagger was badass, his like, I don't know,
- 29:44Speaker 2: he was so so good. Yeah, he's your number two.
- 29:49Speaker 1: So my number two is a personal favorite, and everybody
- 29:53Speaker 1: knows that my favorite band of all time is Cheap
- 29:55Speaker 1: Trick Nice and I have met all of them before,
- 29:59Speaker 1: but they're drummer Dax Nielsen. He's not the original drummer.
- 30:02Speaker 1: He became their drummer in twenty ten. I think it
- 30:05Speaker 1: was but a little backstory. He grew up of course
- 30:09Speaker 1: his dad being a cheap drig He was in a
- 30:12Speaker 1: band called Harmony Riley for about five years. They put
- 30:15Speaker 1: two albums out and then after that they broke up.
- 30:18Speaker 1: He decided to move to La to become like a
- 30:22Speaker 1: studio musician, to where like famous people would hire drummers
- 30:25Speaker 1: and he would play drums on him. But he also
- 30:26Speaker 1: started do you remember that band, A Fine Frenzy. Well,
- 30:29Speaker 1: it's kind of like a I can't you know, it's
- 30:33Speaker 1: not this, it's I can't think of the fucking type
- 30:38Speaker 1: of music. It was like that Zoey Deschanelle type music.
- 30:41Speaker 1: It's kind of like that. But he started a Fine Frenzy.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Zoeel kind of music.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Well you know when she what's that called?
- 30:46Speaker 2: Like?
- 30:47Speaker 1: There was a there from probably about like two thousand
- 30:49Speaker 1: and eight, like twenty twelve, there was like this type
- 30:52Speaker 1: of like indie indy. It's like this type of indie
- 30:54Speaker 1: type kind of chill rock type thing. He started to
- 30:56Speaker 1: find frenzy and if if you heard some of the song,
- 30:59Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, I remember that song on the
- 31:00Speaker 1: radio and stuff, which is crazy. But yeah, he's recorded
- 31:04Speaker 1: with a bunch of different bands like Smashing Pumpkins, Dick Dale,
- 31:10Speaker 1: which a lot of people don't know who he is,
- 31:11Speaker 1: but he was like the surf guy like Data Dale
- 31:16Speaker 1: Wild Yeah, and uh so when he joined And the
- 31:20Speaker 1: reason he joined Cheap Trick is because their original drummer
- 31:23Speaker 1: had to get a back surgery and so then he
- 31:27Speaker 1: signed up and he was like, only do it for
- 31:28Speaker 1: a little bit. There's also some inner turmoil going on
- 31:32Speaker 1: with like Robin the singer and the drummer Bunny, and
- 31:34Speaker 1: then so they decided that they're going to move forward
- 31:37Speaker 1: with Dak. So he's been their drummer since twenty ten,
- 31:39Speaker 1: which is pretty crazy. But he also drummed on the
- 31:43Speaker 1: score for Oscar Award winning documentary Undefeated, which I didn't know,
- 31:47Speaker 1: so I gotta look that up. But the reason I
- 31:50Speaker 1: like him so much is because he is on Instagram
- 31:54Speaker 1: and he talks back and forth like I'll send the
- 31:57Speaker 1: messages and we'll have like conversations, which is nuts. And
- 32:02Speaker 1: he's playing so many shows that I don't think he
- 32:03Speaker 1: like fully remembers me. But every time I see him
- 32:06Speaker 1: live since we've kind of had back and forth. Not
- 32:08Speaker 1: every time, but a lot of times, he'll like after
- 32:10Speaker 1: the show like kind of walk up and point me
- 32:12Speaker 1: out and give me one of his drumsticks. So I'm like,
- 32:14Speaker 1: that's really fucking cool. So now I have two. So
- 32:17Speaker 1: if I get another one, I find like a little
- 32:18Speaker 1: kid and give it to him, you know, or whatever,
- 32:20Speaker 1: just because I already have two. So like, how many
- 32:22Speaker 1: drumsticks do I need? And that's gonna be a really
- 32:24Speaker 1: cool core memory for that kid.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Uh.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Same with like guitar picks. I have so many Rick
- 32:27Speaker 1: Nielsen guitar picks that like I'll take one from every
- 32:30Speaker 1: show and then give the rest away. But another cool
- 32:33Speaker 1: thing is like he is he has a fan club
- 32:36Speaker 1: in on Facebook, and like he'll send videos to people
- 32:39Speaker 1: and like he'll do little recordings and sign stuff for people,
- 32:42Speaker 1: and he's just like it seems like a really cool,
- 32:44Speaker 1: down to earth musician who's in a rock and roll
- 32:48Speaker 1: Hall of Fame band that like is back and forth talking,
- 32:51Speaker 1: which is fun, and he doesn't need to do that,
- 32:53Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So like when I got
- 32:54Speaker 1: my Ludwig drum set, I was like, oh, dude, I'm pumped.
- 32:56Speaker 1: I got a Ludwig. He's like, oh, that's awesome, dude.
- 32:58Speaker 1: He's like yeah, because he plays Ludwig. So then we
- 33:00Speaker 1: were talking back and forth and I was like, that's
- 33:02Speaker 1: fucking coolest shit, you know. So that's kind of a
- 33:04Speaker 1: personal one for me.
- 33:05Speaker 2: I love that. That's really neat. I feel like if
- 33:09Speaker 2: you were a chick, he would probably be like, oh,
- 33:12Speaker 2: she's like, anna, oh right, fer.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Me, I don't know what, but no, he seems like
- 33:20Speaker 1: it just odd overall guy too, you know. So, oh that's.
- 33:22Speaker 2: Awesome the little taste of tinsel Town.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 33:26Speaker 2: I love that. So my number, even though I talk
- 33:29Speaker 2: about them all the motherfucking time, I can't say enough
- 33:33Speaker 2: about Spice girls, like they are the best. I have
- 33:36Speaker 2: no trouble with that with saying that, and I keep
- 33:39Speaker 2: This is why I think that there's still not just
- 33:41Speaker 2: like a nostalgia one for me. But I think also
- 33:43Speaker 2: probably the nostalgia is that I keep tabs on all
- 33:46Speaker 2: of them and all the drama, so I'm like super
- 33:48Speaker 2: invested in the drama between Posh Spice and her oldest
- 33:51Speaker 2: son Brookland because he is married to like a billionaire
- 33:55Speaker 2: ear heiress.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Wait, so his name is brook Land.
- 33:59Speaker 2: Brook No Brooklyn like the like the like the yeah,
- 34:03Speaker 2: like the like the or in New York. Oh okay,
- 34:06Speaker 2: because they go he was conceived there. Oh wow, okay,
- 34:11Speaker 2: and but yeah, so there's like drama between them, and
- 34:15Speaker 2: like the heiress doesn't care for Victoria Beckham. So anyways,
- 34:19Speaker 2: and then I watched her documentary about like kind of
- 34:22Speaker 2: launching her fashion line and like being taken serious as
- 34:25Speaker 2: like a fashion designer, and I discovered a new person.
- 34:28Speaker 2: I don't like Evil Longoria.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Oh really, she seemed what's like, what's her deal?
- 34:33Speaker 2: I don't think she's talented, I don't think. I don't
- 34:36Speaker 2: think she's relevant, and but she must be married. I'm
- 34:39Speaker 2: assuming she's like a Selma Hyak, but without the good looks,
- 34:42Speaker 2: because oh as good of looks, because Evil Longoria is married,
- 34:48Speaker 2: just like someone who's like a billionaire. I'm guessing because
- 34:51Speaker 2: I don't know why she's still relevant anyways, Okay, you're right,
- 34:54Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I would could do disgusting answer to her.
- 35:02Speaker 2: She's she's cute. She's cute, don't get me wrong, but
- 35:05Speaker 2: I just don't she's no, she's no. Who's who's like
- 35:09Speaker 2: poppin' who's popping?
- 35:10Speaker 1: Like?
- 35:11Speaker 2: She's no Helen Hunt. I'm just kidding.
- 35:13Speaker 1: God, No, Oh I remember her?
- 35:15Speaker 2: Okay, she's done anything.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why I know her, but yeah.
- 35:20Speaker 2: She's on Desperate Housewives anyways. Okay, what was I talking about? Oh,
- 35:25Speaker 2: Spice Girls. So then someone that is relevant is all
- 35:28Speaker 2: of the personal details about the Spice Girls that's relevant.
- 35:31Speaker 2: So like, uh, scary Spice is like super fucking messy
- 35:36Speaker 2: and it's been married like so many fucking times, and
- 35:38Speaker 2: then she has Eddie Murphy baby, and then uh, sporty
- 35:42Speaker 2: Spice is fucking intensely hot and beautiful. She's uh DJ
- 35:47Speaker 2: rave electronica kind of music. Right now, Ginger is married
- 35:53Speaker 2: to like a race car kind of guy, and she
- 35:55Speaker 2: only unless she's performing, only wears white white suits, white dresses,
- 36:01Speaker 2: white skirts, right blouse. Like it's so bizarre.
- 36:04Speaker 1: I love when people have those eccentricities like that. Like
- 36:07Speaker 1: I remember, for a while the least singer of Aerosmith,
- 36:10Speaker 1: and I could just be just happenstance to what I saw,
- 36:12Speaker 1: but like he would talk in rhyme for a few years,
- 36:15Speaker 1: like anytime he responded to a question, I'm like, that's cool,
- 36:19Speaker 1: Like I like that, Like I love those little weird
- 36:21Speaker 1: things when the celebrities do show like happenstance, Yeah, is
- 36:24Speaker 1: that the same?
- 36:25Speaker 2: I don't know that sounds it sounds really formal. I
- 36:27Speaker 2: like it. Yeah, it might just be happen happenstance. Happenstance.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Now, I don't know happenstance Okay, is it nown there
- 36:36Speaker 1: refers to an event or situation that happens unexpectedly.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Boom, Yeah, that fucking killed that. You really rolled out
- 36:43Speaker 2: that vocat day. I'm gonna use that happenstance. It happened,
- 36:47Speaker 2: happens and it's just fuck Yeah, Okay. I don't really
- 36:50Speaker 2: know what's going on with Baby Spice. You know she
- 36:53Speaker 2: has like a podcast. Maybe she's just doing that, which
- 36:55Speaker 2: is super pathetic, But go ahead and leave a five
- 37:00Speaker 2: star review. No, Spice Girls are just so great. They
- 37:03Speaker 2: need to come out. I do not care how much
- 37:05Speaker 2: the tickets are. I'm buying them immediately. I will if
- 37:09Speaker 2: I if they sold out, I'm gonna do Scalp, Scalper Scalpers.
- 37:13Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm gonna see the Spice Girls before
- 37:15Speaker 2: I die.
- 37:16Speaker 1: No, that's dope. Yeah, And we've talked a lot about
- 37:18Speaker 1: the Spice Girls, but I feel like now that we're
- 37:20Speaker 1: getting older, we can kind of look back in retrospect
- 37:23Speaker 1: and be like, Wow, they did a lot for I think,
- 37:27Speaker 1: just like music in general, like in the late nineties
- 37:29Speaker 1: and stuff like or mid nineties, like huge, they were
- 37:32Speaker 1: huge fucking stars.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was so uh the pop culture like
- 37:36Speaker 2: the you know, the the lollypops, the barbies, the the video,
- 37:41Speaker 2: all this stuff, the movie, and then just like the
- 37:44Speaker 2: characters of it all, which I just fucking love, and
- 37:46Speaker 2: then like the empowering message and even like Spice World
- 37:50Speaker 2: came out like the late nineties and there's a scene
- 37:52Speaker 2: where they go to like a club and there's drag
- 37:54Speaker 2: queens and all that stuff. Like they were. They were
- 37:58Speaker 2: even though the nineties was a little more progressive. They
- 38:01Speaker 2: were a part of that, but they were geared more
- 38:03Speaker 2: towards kids ish even though to become what I don't
- 38:07Speaker 2: know if they should have well, I guess that's talking
- 38:09Speaker 2: about same sex.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I remember bringing third grade, loving the Spice Girls like
- 38:13Speaker 1: their music, and I remember renting the movie and I
- 38:17Speaker 1: remember not like even though there was like a female
- 38:20Speaker 1: you know, back then, it was a lot different, especially
- 38:22Speaker 1: you know, you're like, oh male anyways, but I knew
- 38:24Speaker 1: multiple people that we all liked Spice Girls, and I
- 38:28Speaker 1: think that's a huge thing, you know, to kind of
- 38:30Speaker 1: made everything better.
- 38:31Speaker 2: The end credits of Spice World, they are showing like
- 38:35Speaker 2: behind the scenes, like kind of well, and then they
- 38:37Speaker 2: break the fourth wall and like talk to the audience
- 38:39Speaker 2: and then they're like, oh, some people might be watching
- 38:41Speaker 2: this at home. What do you got nothing better? You
- 38:43Speaker 2: know that kind of thing. Yeah. I love that they're
- 38:46Speaker 2: just all the time going to be my favorite. Yeah.
- 38:50Speaker 2: And I saw this thing on Facebook is like list
- 38:53Speaker 2: your like guess we'll guess your favorite or your musical
- 38:58Speaker 2: taste lists, your five or six faceite artists or whatever.
- 39:01Speaker 2: And I said, you know, Fleetwood, Mac, Duran, Duran, Queen
- 39:03Speaker 2: Pink Floyd, Melissa Etheridge, bye girls. And I was like,
- 39:06Speaker 2: equals h middle aged homosexuals. Well that's what I said. Yeah,
- 39:14Speaker 2: it wasn't a but that's that's a pretty good I Okay,
- 39:16Speaker 2: Fleetwood Mac is I Diana Hill Queen Queen is so
- 39:20Speaker 2: good as gross. Pink Floyd changed me, Like, I love
- 39:27Speaker 2: Pink Floyd like it's an experience and I love that
- 39:30Speaker 2: about that, Like I love songs that I'm like, oh,
- 39:32Speaker 2: this song is really like speaking to me. Pink Floyd
- 39:34Speaker 2: is like a fucking like it's taking over my body.
- 39:36Speaker 1: Yeah. I just got into Pink Floyd probably three or
- 39:39Speaker 1: four years ago.
- 39:40Speaker 2: You're digging it. Yeah, have you watched The Wall yet yet?
- 39:44Speaker 2: You You're gonna fucking love it. And then go to
- 39:46Speaker 2: Amsey and watch the laser light show.
- 39:49Speaker 1: I've been to three laser light shows there. Now. It
- 39:51Speaker 1: was one of a Pink Floyd, Taylor Swift, Nirvana and
- 39:55Speaker 1: Rush Nice.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. I had to close my eyes
- 40:00Speaker 2: because I was like this, I'm not I'm floating. I
- 40:03Speaker 2: was on so many psychedelic not so many, but I
- 40:07Speaker 2: was on I took mushrooms. Yeah, it was a little
- 40:10Speaker 2: much for me. AnyWho, Yeah, spice girls. But anyways, so
- 40:14Speaker 2: good Andy, Oh my god. Okay, So I don't want
- 40:18Speaker 2: to talk about this episode of prior episode, I was
- 40:20Speaker 2: talked about the guy Burpen on the training thing, the
- 40:24Speaker 2: same training that I went to. I was doing small
- 40:27Speaker 2: talk with people, and I there's this quiz that a
- 40:30Speaker 2: lot of people can take, like more in business, and
- 40:33Speaker 2: it assigns you a color like orange means this, this
- 40:35Speaker 2: is how you learn, this is how you teach. Blue
- 40:38Speaker 2: means this. Then you can have your employees take it
- 40:40Speaker 2: and you can understand more how they like to be
- 40:42Speaker 2: taught and led. So I made the joke, oh, like,
- 40:46Speaker 2: it's like taking a quiz to figure out which spice
- 40:48Speaker 2: girl you are, and they and my boss and his
- 40:50Speaker 2: friend or a coworker was like, I don't know. And
- 40:52Speaker 2: I was like, do you know you know the spice
- 40:56Speaker 2: girls right? Because my poor boss he's so straight, like
- 40:59Speaker 2: three of it managers are like super fucking gay. And
- 41:03Speaker 2: I was like, you know the spice squirls, right, and
- 41:04Speaker 2: they're like I think His colleague was like, I think
- 41:07Speaker 2: that was a little bit after our or before our time.
- 41:10Speaker 3: Oh.
- 41:11Speaker 2: I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Like that
- 41:14Speaker 2: was the nineties.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, Well, if you think about it, they got
- 41:19Speaker 1: really big, what ninety six yea, and then they disbanded
- 41:21Speaker 1: what ninety nine? Yeah, it was a pretty short lived,
- 41:24Speaker 1: which is crazy because how big they were. Yeah, that's nice.
- 41:27Speaker 2: It blows my mind when people are like, I don't
- 41:29Speaker 2: know the spice squirrels? Are you like, that's ridiculous? For sure,
- 41:31Speaker 2: that's ridiculous. That's very donkeylos. Okay, so Andy, who is
- 41:35Speaker 2: your number one?
- 41:36Speaker 1: Well, before we go to number one, I was thinking
- 41:38Speaker 1: we could try another segment and we might keep it
- 41:41Speaker 1: and we might not, depending how funny it is. I
- 41:43Speaker 1: don't have any music for it just yet. But okay, ready,
- 41:47Speaker 1: So we're gonna do some advice.
- 41:49Speaker 2: Oh I love this.
- 41:50Speaker 1: So my friend asked me to get him a girlfriend
- 41:53Speaker 1: within one week, and I didn't really know what to
- 41:55Speaker 1: do or where to look. So I went to my
- 41:57Speaker 1: group chat and asked them if he looked good, and
- 42:00Speaker 1: the girl I like said he did. Now I don't
- 42:03Speaker 1: know how to feel when I see her, or whether
- 42:05Speaker 1: I should tell my friend, or even if I should
- 42:07Speaker 1: say anything at all. What do you think you would
- 42:10Speaker 1: do in that situation, or like if you had to
- 42:12Speaker 1: give this person advice?
- 42:13Speaker 2: So what happened?
- 42:15Speaker 1: So this person needs This person's friend said, hey, I
- 42:21Speaker 1: need a girlfriend within a week. You know anybody? So
- 42:23Speaker 1: then the person asking goes. I sent their picture out
- 42:27Speaker 1: to a few of my female friends and the girl
- 42:29Speaker 1: that I have a crush on said he's cute. So
- 42:33Speaker 1: now I don't know what to do. Should I tell
- 42:36Speaker 1: my friend? But I like her, and now I feel
- 42:38Speaker 1: weird about her knowing that she thinks my friend's cute. Shit,
- 42:44Speaker 1: that's kind of tough.
- 42:45Speaker 2: Right, I would say it depends on how old they are.
- 42:51Speaker 2: I would say too, because if I'm if this is
- 42:53Speaker 2: the person's like in their like early twenties, then say
- 42:57Speaker 2: to the girl, say that he's not interested in you
- 43:01Speaker 2: like I sent him a picture. He's not interested in
- 43:04Speaker 2: you nice and then so that's that's dissolved, and then
- 43:09Speaker 2: that's a good opportunity to be like, I think you're
- 43:12Speaker 2: the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen. Like, I would
- 43:14Speaker 2: love to just like get to know you. Do you
- 43:16Speaker 2: mind trying this new restaurant with me? It's the began,
- 43:19Speaker 2: and then we can go to anthropology.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Are you afraid though, that, since they're both friends of
- 43:25Speaker 1: this one friend that they might meet in the future.
- 43:28Speaker 2: They would meet and they would be like, she would
- 43:29Speaker 2: be like, oh, he said I was ugly, and then
- 43:32Speaker 2: vice versa.
- 43:33Speaker 1: See that's a good one. But I was kind of
- 43:35Speaker 1: thinking photoshop, photoshop, So send the picture, and then what
- 43:39Speaker 1: she said, Oh, I think he's really cute. I would
- 43:42Speaker 1: re send the picture and then photoshop him uglier and say, hey,
- 43:45Speaker 1: my bad, that first picture was actually filtered. Oh, and
- 43:49Speaker 1: this is what they actually look like. And then maybe
- 43:51Speaker 1: just send a picture of like Gary Coleman or someone
- 43:58Speaker 1: else like.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Uh, the photos of Princess Anna at the car act
- 44:05Speaker 2: and be like We'm sorry, yeah, but no, I think
- 44:10Speaker 2: in the twenties it doesn't really matter. And or you
- 44:13Speaker 2: can just say like, oh, that's cool that you think
- 44:15Speaker 2: he's so cute. I forgot to mention he can't go
- 44:18Speaker 2: within like five hundred feet of a school.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Yeah I should I should have started this conversation with
- 44:24Speaker 1: that inside of the picture.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's really cool. Hopefully you can look past that.
- 44:30Speaker 2: If they were in their thirties, I would say like,
- 44:32Speaker 2: let's let's just move on, like that's cool that you
- 44:36Speaker 2: could be a matchmaker. And then when that goes to shit,
- 44:38Speaker 2: because this guy, why does he need a girlfriend in
- 44:40Speaker 2: a month?
- 44:41Speaker 1: Yeah? And a week? Actually, it's like a one poor planning. Yeah,
- 44:44Speaker 1: so I would let her know like, hey, this person
- 44:47Speaker 1: isn't very good at planning, so I'm not sure how
- 44:48Speaker 1: important that is to you. But whatever they need in
- 44:51Speaker 1: a week, like maybe it's like a big awards ceremony,
- 44:54Speaker 1: they need a date or something. I don't know, but
- 44:56Speaker 1: they would have probably known they were giving this award
- 44:59Speaker 1: one week before one week, you know.
- 45:00Speaker 2: So I think like the like the girls that we
- 45:02Speaker 2: grew up with that not us, but like people like
- 45:06Speaker 2: hometown girls that just go to the bars a lot.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Just ask one of them that's true and be like, hey,
- 45:11Speaker 2: like this guy's gonna feed you for a week, and
- 45:14Speaker 2: then they'll be like loo, glug glug. It sounds good
- 45:16Speaker 2: to me. And then in the forties, I'd be like that,
- 45:19Speaker 2: like what that? Give them a hooker, like hook up
- 45:24Speaker 2: a friend and just get them a hook like an escort.
- 45:26Speaker 1: My other idea would be to the picture that you
- 45:30Speaker 1: sent them, print it out, glue it to your face,
- 45:34Speaker 1: go on a date with her, and just pretend that
- 45:36Speaker 1: you're the friend.
- 45:37Speaker 2: Yeah, and she'll be like your skin looks so paper.
- 45:42Speaker 1: You feel like, oh thanks, yeah, well we have to
- 45:46Speaker 1: go to this award.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Ser So if they were in their fifties, I would
- 45:51Speaker 2: be like, I don't know, that's so complicated. I like,
- 45:57Speaker 2: I like this idea, but no, we shouldn't miss women
- 46:01Speaker 2: number one. But but if we are kidding.
- 46:06Speaker 1: You're right, I guess making a mask of that person
- 46:08Speaker 1: might be a little creepy.
- 46:09Speaker 2: It's a little misleading. But then she shows up with
- 46:11Speaker 2: a mask of somebody, like, she's wearing a mask somebody.
- 46:15Speaker 1: You guys fall in love, yeah, like, and then you
- 46:17Speaker 1: just have to keep the mask on forever. But then
- 46:19Speaker 1: your kids come out with masks.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Oh my god, that the like the baby's mask like
- 46:26Speaker 2: does fall off or it's like baptism. It's evil loreo
- 46:29Speaker 2: oh ship hot twist twist.
- 46:32Speaker 1: So listener, if you have any questions or you need
- 46:35Speaker 1: some advice, let us know paper jam every talking about
- 46:39Speaker 1: like the name of a movie. Yeah, that'd great, paper
- 46:42Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. So hopefully that helped. Yeah crushed, Uh yeah,
- 46:51Speaker 1: we killed it. I don't think there's aything else.
- 46:54Speaker 2: Who you have a number? What was your number one?
- 46:56Speaker 1: So my number one is someone I've talked a little
- 46:58Speaker 1: bit about on this podcast. But they're great, They're wonderful.
- 47:04Speaker 1: I think for me personally, I think they kind of
- 47:08Speaker 1: when I think of like what like masculinity should be,
- 47:11Speaker 1: I think of this person. I think of Patrick Stewart, so,
- 47:15Speaker 1: you know, because like the way he shows he's like
- 47:21Speaker 1: the way he shows his masculinity is by like compassion
- 47:24Speaker 1: and listening and being strong, but without making it like
- 47:30Speaker 1: like a negative toxic thing, you know what I mean.
- 47:32Speaker 1: And sure that's a lot of his like roles that
- 47:34Speaker 1: he gets and chooses to play. But after reading his autobiography,
- 47:39Speaker 1: he's willing to accept when he makes mistakes and maybe
- 47:42Speaker 1: what you know, like, uh, just and I think that's important.
- 47:45Speaker 1: And I think nowadays a lot of people aren't willing
- 47:48Speaker 1: to say, hey, I made a mistake. They just doubled
- 47:50Speaker 1: down on what they do that's fucked up, and they
- 47:53Speaker 1: just keep doing it. It's you know, it's okay to
- 47:55Speaker 1: apologize and say hey, my bad. And he did that
- 47:57Speaker 1: in his book for a few things, like you know,
- 47:58Speaker 1: cheating on his wife, which is awful one hundred percent,
- 48:01Speaker 1: but he's like, you know, I was in my you know,
- 48:03Speaker 1: I was young. I shouldn't have done that type shit,
- 48:05Speaker 1: and he learned from that and I don't think he's
- 48:07Speaker 1: ever cheated anybody else ever again, but still fucked up?
- 48:09Speaker 2: Right? Did they stay together?
- 48:11Speaker 1: No, they did not. They got divorced and he had
- 48:14Speaker 1: a really hard time getting like okay with his kids again,
- 48:17Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But he talks all about
- 48:19Speaker 1: that and how fucked up it was. So that's really important.
- 48:22Speaker 1: And another thing I like about Patrick Stewart is his
- 48:25Speaker 1: charitable work. So growing up, he was born in nineteen forty,
- 48:29Speaker 1: his dad was in World War Two. His dad used
- 48:33Speaker 1: to beat his mom all the time growing up, and
- 48:35Speaker 1: so when he got a little bit older, he figured
- 48:38Speaker 1: he was telling like therapists and everything, and they go basically,
- 48:40Speaker 1: he had PTSD. So he goes and he has a
- 48:43Speaker 1: thing called Refuge where it helps out you know, women
- 48:45Speaker 1: and children that are in those horrible situations. And when
- 48:49Speaker 1: he talks about the story, he talks about how his
- 48:51Speaker 1: dad had really bad PTSD and he goes and I
- 48:53Speaker 1: think one of the reasons why is because he was
- 48:55Speaker 1: like a colonel in the military and then he came
- 48:57Speaker 1: back and he has no He's just some average doesn't
- 49:00Speaker 1: you know, So he would drink himself into these horrible things.
- 49:03Speaker 1: But then he also goes by no means is that
- 49:06Speaker 1: justify what he did. I'm not saying it's okay or
- 49:09Speaker 1: justifies his actions, but knowing what was causing those actions
- 49:13Speaker 1: I think is really important. So what he does is
- 49:16Speaker 1: he his two charitable things that he mainly focus on
- 49:19Speaker 1: is people with PTSD that are in the military and
- 49:22Speaker 1: women and children that are battered because that's what he
- 49:24Speaker 1: grew up with. And I just I think that's so
- 49:26Speaker 1: important that like he went through it, he knows how
- 49:30Speaker 1: shitty it is, and he has compassion for people, and
- 49:32Speaker 1: he's he's he goes and he does a lot for them.
- 49:34Speaker 1: So and I love Star Trek, you know what I mean.
- 49:37Speaker 1: But yeah, he's great. I love Patrick Stearer.
- 49:40Speaker 2: I love that like a part of what you said,
- 49:43Speaker 2: like his flaws made him even like more of an inspiration.
- 49:48Speaker 2: I love that so much. I love that your celebrities
- 49:50Speaker 2: are like charitable, good people. The middle one was kind
- 49:56Speaker 2: of like, because you're friends with him, right yeah, yeah, right,
- 50:00Speaker 2: there's like a buddy and friendship. But I'm sure he's
- 50:02Speaker 2: good with people.
- 50:03Speaker 1: He actually does he actually does the opposite to give
- 50:06Speaker 1: the charity he has. He actually steals some charities on
- 50:09Speaker 1: his free time. He has like those weird handle no
- 50:14Speaker 1: cancer funding for children today.
- 50:16Speaker 2: He's I just got slipped a note. He has a
- 50:23Speaker 2: charity for battered children and women. But it's like puts
- 50:28Speaker 2: them in batter Oh.
- 50:29Speaker 1: I see, yeah, yeah, like cookie battery and stuff.
- 50:32Speaker 2: Like fish like fish like for a fresh I don't
- 50:34Speaker 2: know where the joke's going. And yeah, yeah, listen this.
- 50:38Speaker 2: I can't always be the one. We can't always be
- 50:40Speaker 2: the ones doing the heavy lifting. Put battered women and
- 50:44Speaker 2: food into something and it was funny.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Yea, all right, there we go.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that's a great one. And fuck
- 50:50Speaker 2: and again I didn't know that he doesn't really promote that.
- 50:54Speaker 1: We like, there's this clip where he's it's called loose Women.
- 50:59Speaker 2: Oh yeah overseas, Yes.
- 51:01Speaker 1: And there's like a six minute clip and he talks
- 51:03Speaker 1: about it and it's great, and I, you know, I
- 51:06Speaker 1: was gonna actually play it, but I was like, it's
- 51:07Speaker 1: kind of long, and I was like, I don't really
- 51:09Speaker 1: want to, like Matt, you know, piece it up and everything, but.
- 51:12Speaker 2: Can you so I'll be one of the women. Okay, Hi,
- 51:16Speaker 2: I'm so slutty and loose. So Patrick Stewart, what you
- 51:21Speaker 2: got going on?
- 51:23Speaker 1: It ends here? That's the only Patrick ste here. It's
- 51:28Speaker 1: in one of the movies. It goes, it ends.
- 51:30Speaker 2: Yeah, he is Patrick Stewart married?
- 51:33Speaker 1: Yeah, now he's Yeah, he just had Pizza for the
- 51:35Speaker 1: first time, like ten and fifteen years ago. Whoa crazy, right.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Yeah, that's by such a good person as I'm constantly
- 51:42Speaker 2: like pizza, But that's a really trusting wife. He's going
- 51:46Speaker 2: off to be on a show called Loose Women, and
- 51:48Speaker 2: like with his history, right, it's like suspicious. Do you
- 51:52Speaker 2: know who he cheated on with? Like who he cheated with?
- 51:54Speaker 2: Was it like a star trek co star?
- 51:56Speaker 1: No? But I do believe. I do believe it. I
- 52:00Speaker 1: have been an actress, but I can't remember. I've read
- 52:04Speaker 1: that book like two years ago. It's called Make It So,
- 52:08Speaker 1: and it's from him from like Little Kid to And
- 52:11Speaker 1: the one reason he did theater is because it was
- 52:13Speaker 1: a way for him to get out of that household situation.
- 52:16Speaker 1: But then he felt bad because he knew he was
- 52:17Speaker 1: leaving his mom there. But he goes after a certain age,
- 52:21Speaker 1: his dad just kind of stopped, so you know. And
- 52:23Speaker 1: he also talks about how embarrassing it is to be
- 52:26Speaker 1: in situations like that, which a lot of people don't like.
- 52:29Speaker 1: I don't think they realize it unless you've been in
- 52:31Speaker 1: a situation like that with domestic violence, Like I think,
- 52:34Speaker 1: even though it's not your fault. You're still embarrassed by it.
- 52:37Speaker 1: You don't want to tell people that you have to deal,
- 52:39Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So he talks about that too,
- 52:41Speaker 1: He goes, that was a big we were afraid to
- 52:43Speaker 1: get help because we were embarrassed by this whole situation,
- 52:46Speaker 1: you know. So it's just crazy.
- 52:47Speaker 2: From that perspective of somebody that's of that age because
- 52:51Speaker 2: back when you know, fifty six, there was no leave
- 52:55Speaker 2: in for the most part.
- 52:56Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 52:56Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing. So it's hard to make a joke
- 52:59Speaker 2: after that. But I was gonna say, if he would
- 53:04Speaker 2: have had sex, like chated on his wife with like
- 53:06Speaker 2: a cast member, I feel like that's more like okay
- 53:11Speaker 2: because she's never okay. But that's kind of for the fans.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Oh sure, like and Michael Dorn hooked up.
- 53:16Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's kind of like for us, like for
- 53:19Speaker 2: Star Trek fans. Yeah, like if like Carrie Fisher like
- 53:22Speaker 2: fucked the Wookie, like I would be like, that's that's
- 53:25Speaker 2: for us. Yeah. The other thing I just don't really
- 53:30Speaker 2: like when he's having an affair with somebody's like reading
- 53:33Speaker 2: Shakespeare to them, Like I just don't picture him like
- 53:35Speaker 2: putting his fingers in a woman and be like I'm
- 53:36Speaker 2: gonna make you quiver.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it was during the Star Trek time, so it
- 53:40Speaker 1: was like, I guess, what about thirty five forty years ago,
- 53:43Speaker 1: so he was probably in his like forties.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Or fifties, and that's like, so somebody like Patrick Stewart
- 53:48Speaker 2: stepping out on his wife, that's like emotionally cheat. I
- 53:51Speaker 2: just don't picture him being like just DTF, like down
- 53:54Speaker 2: to fuck. I feel like he's going to like the
- 53:56Speaker 2: opera with somebody.
- 53:57Speaker 1: He does explain because uh, she was still living in
- 54:02Speaker 1: in Europe and he was living in LA at the time,
- 54:04Speaker 1: So I think some of it could have been story
- 54:06Speaker 1: probably felt. I'm not saying justifying it anybody, but I
- 54:09Speaker 1: think it was like you're right, I don't think I
- 54:11Speaker 1: can't picture him going life. He's at a bar, you
- 54:13Speaker 1: know whatever. Yeah, I feel like it's probably like a
- 54:15Speaker 1: slow burn, you know and type things.
- 54:17Speaker 2: Is that better if you cheat on your spouse? If
- 54:20Speaker 2: you like duct tape a picture of their face on
- 54:23Speaker 2: the person.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Paper jam to pay per jam too, like Bill pa.
- 54:29Speaker 2: Hey, Like, I know I'm Patrick Stewart s he will
- 54:31Speaker 2: do anything. Can I like duct tape this picture? Of
- 54:33Speaker 2: my wife on you, I guess she's down.
- 54:37Speaker 1: You know what, did you want to.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Cream on someone's Would you say you don't want to?
- 54:42Speaker 2: You said, like I don't wanna on someone's pie or something.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Would you say I don't want to yu on someone's Oh.
- 54:47Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So my number one, Your number one was fabulous.
- 54:52Speaker 2: My number one, I'm gonna say, is like just he
- 54:55Speaker 2: He's somebody I wish that we had right now with
- 54:57Speaker 2: the world that we live in. And he's kind of
- 55:00Speaker 2: in the same category as like Dolly or Betty whitebit
- 55:05Speaker 2: war Up and Williams and I'm gonna combine now I
- 55:08Speaker 2: think about I'm gonna combine him, and like.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Fred Rogers, I thought for sure, Yeah, for sure.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Like I want somebody like that right now, because like
- 55:18Speaker 2: what would they say about this like shit show of
- 55:20Speaker 2: a world we're falling into that's like fascist regime and
- 55:23Speaker 2: these wars for like we did this story like twenty
- 55:27Speaker 2: years ago when we invaded not we, but when we
- 55:30Speaker 2: invaded Iraq. We did this the whole thing before. Yeah,
- 55:33Speaker 2: and like the crazy shit with like Israel and stuff
- 55:36Speaker 2: like that, Like that doesn't make any I'm not a
- 55:40Speaker 2: conspiracy theorist, but it kind of seems like Benjamin Nyahu
- 55:45Speaker 2: is a war criminal and the fact that he's not
- 55:48Speaker 2: gonna be investigated till he leaves power. But he's never
- 55:50Speaker 2: gonna leave power because there's always gonna be a war,
- 55:52Speaker 2: which makes me think that we're gonna get into a
- 55:55Speaker 2: war that's and it's gonna be declared martial law and
- 55:58Speaker 2: there's not gonna be any more election.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Yeah. The only thing I think it's a little bit
- 56:02Speaker 1: different with America is America's past. I think, even like
- 56:06Speaker 1: people on the left, even though like we're all kind
- 56:08Speaker 1: of pussies in a way, which I hate, but it's true,
- 56:11Speaker 1: like you know, democrats never stick together. They always have
- 56:14Speaker 1: their morals and ethics in the way, which is good.
- 56:16Speaker 1: That's the reason I'm left. But anyways, but everybody in America,
- 56:19Speaker 1: I think, for the most part, so pissed off to
- 56:22Speaker 1: where I think it wouldn't last very long. I think
- 56:24Speaker 1: there'd be enough upright, like people would be pissed off
- 56:26Speaker 1: like now fuck it, you know what I mean. So
- 56:28Speaker 1: I don't know, it's kind of maybe though I don't know,
- 56:30Speaker 1: I have no idea, but.
- 56:31Speaker 2: I just it's the cousin fuckers and sheep rapers, not
- 56:37Speaker 2: the sheep ones that like the sheep tops like they
- 56:40Speaker 2: fuck sheep. I the left, we get fucked by sheep.
- 56:44Speaker 2: We make love to sheep. No, I just I we
- 56:49Speaker 2: brush their hair or the wall. Anyways, I'm not into
- 56:55Speaker 2: sheep fucking, even though I've been mentioning it a lot.
- 56:58Speaker 2: So I want a Robin Williams and like I don't
- 57:02Speaker 2: know who that is, like now, but like his comedy,
- 57:05Speaker 2: like growing up. He it was like appointment movies to
- 57:08Speaker 2: like watch him and like I grew up again, like
- 57:13Speaker 2: like nickd Night with like my jam and like mor
- 57:15Speaker 2: kim Indy if you know, you know it was a
- 57:18Speaker 2: spin off of Happy Days, Like that whole thing was
- 57:21Speaker 2: so into my life. His stand up wasn't really my thing,
- 57:25Speaker 2: but missus doubtfire he voiced, you know, old Genie and
- 57:29Speaker 2: Ferngully And I even hate I'm gonna admit it. I'm
- 57:32Speaker 2: a fan of flubbery Patch Adams, Like I don't think
- 57:37Speaker 2: it's appropriate to be Even as a kid, when I
- 57:40Speaker 2: watched Patch Adams, I was like, this doesn't feel right
- 57:42Speaker 2: to put that chaotic human in a room full of
- 57:46Speaker 2: like cancer kids, like burn Unit kids.
- 57:49Speaker 1: Maybe John Cena is the new Robin Williams.
- 57:52Speaker 2: John Cena should do a patch Adams too, And he
- 57:55Speaker 2: just like just like like body slams the k Like,
- 58:01Speaker 2: what do they do when they meet John Cena? Do
- 58:03Speaker 2: they just get body slammed?
- 58:04Speaker 1: Well, if you watch the videos, it's great because like
- 58:08Speaker 1: right when he walks in, he acts like he's known
- 58:10Speaker 1: them forever and he's like, oh, hey, what's up. I'm
- 58:13Speaker 1: finally glad you're here. You know, I've been waiting forever,
- 58:16Speaker 1: and he's talking just having fun. The kids are all
- 58:18Speaker 1: like this. He goes, hey, is it okay if we
- 58:19Speaker 1: take a picture together? You know? And the kids like yeah,
- 58:21Speaker 1: for sure. Then they take a selfie and stuff. So
- 58:23Speaker 1: it's really sweet.
- 58:24Speaker 2: So do they leave and when he's like, let's just
- 58:27Speaker 2: cover up, like the blood on your eyes? Do you
- 58:33Speaker 2: want to get a picture, but like let's kind of like,
- 58:35Speaker 2: let's put the barf back to the side.
- 58:38Speaker 1: Do you need that ivy if you need it, you
- 58:41Speaker 1: need it?
- 58:42Speaker 2: Or if like he gets one that's like not super
- 58:44Speaker 2: sick looking like not sick passing, I guess then they
- 58:50Speaker 2: just like, oh, just look a little more weed, like
- 58:52Speaker 2: a little bit sicker.
- 58:53Speaker 1: Yeah, but No, I do think mister Rogers is an
- 58:56Speaker 1: important person too, because the way he didn't really talked
- 59:00Speaker 1: down to children, but he did make stuff more accessible
- 59:04Speaker 1: to their minds. It's really important.
- 59:06Speaker 2: So it and then just like like the ones, like
- 59:09Speaker 2: when I would watch a Robin Williams movie or even
- 59:11Speaker 2: if I have it's ones on right now, it's not
- 59:14Speaker 2: doesn't hit the same, but like it, it just feels
- 59:18Speaker 2: comforting like he was there. He was there in my childhood.
- 59:21Speaker 2: Mister Rogers was always there and so calming, and it
- 59:24Speaker 2: was so familiar. The Little Muppet storyline was kind of
- 59:29Speaker 2: like Puppets was kind of creepy. Yeah, reading Rainbow Guy,
- 59:34Speaker 2: amazing your start, He's star Trek Robert, I'm not a
- 59:38Speaker 2: Bob Ross. I can't deal with that. And Barney, but
- 59:43Speaker 2: I I was kind of in the closet about that
- 59:44Speaker 2: because I would watch Pee Wee Pee Wee was comforting.
- 59:48Speaker 2: He was a little more chaotic like Robin Williams, but
- 59:50Speaker 2: I just I love those kind of like pop culture
- 59:55Speaker 2: icons like pivotal, you know whatever. That just brought us comfort.
- 59:59Speaker 2: And now everything is so like Timothy Chalamagne.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: I was gonna say he's probably the next Robin Williams.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: Yeah, everything everything is like that, Everything is like ozempic
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: and just I need comfort. I need comfort in my life.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: That is true with today, with like Twitter and social
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: media and everything, it is hard to find those people
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: that kind of like for ever, Like I don't know
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: one person who dislikes Robin Williams. Some people can say
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: like I don't think he's the best stand up communit
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: that's fine or whatever, but I don't know one person's like, ah,
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: that guy fucking saucy, you know what I mean. And
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: that is true because now I don't know if there's
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: anybody that kind of goes over like every type of
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: person out there. But I think it's because back in
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: the day, you know, there were very few TV channels
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: and we didn't have internet, so then people are just
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: kind of like grown accustomed to that stuff. But now
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: you don't need to anything you're into you can find online,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: So yeah, and then Bill Nya, I know, it is
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: still dipping and doing and like he's somebody that's like
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: a comfort blanket too. But yeah, but Robin Williams had
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: that comedy, but it wasn't like ouch, you know, like
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: fucked up kind of comedy now like it wouldn't. It wouldn't.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: I don't know. It's gonna take a special sauce to
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: like make another like r W.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: You know, I am part of the planetary society where
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: Bill Nye is like a big person. So if you're
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: a listener and you it's really it's pretty cheap, but
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: I think I pay I think i'd done it like
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: ten bucks a month or whatever. But then you get
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: magazines once a month and stuff like that, so it's
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: pretty cool.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: I wonder if Bill ny when he's like fucking off
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: on his wife, if he's like, I'm gonna put my
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Baker in your you know, like that kind of thing like.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: Do you remember Beaker's World, Bobby's World? No, there was
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: Beaker's something too where it was kind of like a
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Bill Nye but he was like from New York. Oh,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: and he had like he's like, hey, well I'm also
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: doing science and stuff. It was like a kid show
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: and it's called like Beaker's World or something like oh,
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: and it's like his co host was this human.
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: Rats like I'm making it up but I'm not real
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: or like miss uh Frizzle, like like that's another thing
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: like all of these like comfort things that are.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: Just like like Sestime Street, like that's a comfort show.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: Like all of these things are getting taken down for
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: what fucking reason.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Money.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: We're gonna be like the right's gonna be raised by
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: like like kid rocks kids like like they're going to
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: become like host children programming.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Yeah, and why I haven't seen all these things recently,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Like oh, I'm taking my kids to the library so
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: they don't turn out Republican. But I took my kids
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: the library growing up, all the the grown up not
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: me everywhere, but yeah, and I do. I did things
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: like that, so they kind of experience, you know, they
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: can experience other things.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: And then the left would be taught by like like
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow's kid, like I don't I don't want or
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: like Higlie Jenner's kid or something. I don't need this.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: I need somebody who's like like somebody that is like
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: a banjo player I.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Don't know, like Steve Martin.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: He's old Steve, Like it's just Steve Martin, like a yeah,
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: like a young like Martin short, a young Martin short
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: coming up would be super helpful.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: Right, just watched his documentary it's crazy. Definitely worth watching
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: a little bit, but not too bad. It's actually really huge,
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: but I do too. Yeah, he's great, but it's funny.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: He goes like, he's like, ninety eight percent of everything
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: you've ever done is failed.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, you know, you miss one hundred
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: percent of the shots you don't take. Michael Jordan, Michael Scott,
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: Michael Scott.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we need to step up. Maybe we need
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: to create some like characters that you know everybody will enjoy.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: Okay, let's do it. Let's save the world. Jeff and
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: Andy saved the world.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: That's a good name for whatever we decide to do.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to do everything. Okay, so oh my god.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we really gave advice to someone.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: Yeah, we saved the day, like just manipulating like tape
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: pictures on somebody. I love it so much. Okay, so
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: so much going on. Get caught up with our episodes
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: and subscribe, share, leave a review.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: And Andy, Yeah, we're gonna have a few more episodes
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: of Dad, Daughters and Diplomas. The girls this is their
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: last week of high school, which is wild, So we're
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: gonna record an episode this week for sure, and then
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: probably a few more before they go off on their
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: life adventures. So it's gonna be pretty fun and pretty
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: crazy and pretty emotional probably, So yeah.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: You should include the like that that Vitamin C song.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: The one that goes like I only drink oranges, I
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: have oranges?
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: That one, Yeah, vitamin C?
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: I like that?
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: What's she doing? I bet? I bet Patrick Stewart. Those
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: So my jokes are just like the listener, take vitamin
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: C and the singer yep and Patrick Stewart and come
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: up with a with a with a scenario. Put that
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: together and then let us know the joke. We're done.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: We're done. We're going on strike. You need to help
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: us out, all right, listener, A lot going on until
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: next time.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: I'm Jeff, I'm Captain Andy Stewart, and.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: We'll make you quiver next time.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: See what.
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: You know?
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: What I'm going with that? Right next Tuesday?
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Tell me where? And that's a wrap for this episode
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