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Marge And Homer Turn A Couple Play (S17E22) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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Hey, Tabitha, great Joe. I like that part where you mentioned Springfield?
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Did you know that's where you are? Hey, why don't you stay
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and have a bite. Oh you're so hot. If only i've seen you
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before I met my wife. Oh, Homer, you're sweet. But oh,
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you're talking to the chicken. Don't tell the hamburger in my car.
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the finale of season seventeen of The Simpsons. It is margin Homer turned a
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herself? She did? Indeed, she whacked that lamb shoulder and the slow
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not gonna lie. I was not excited going into this I thought, this
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just looks like it's going to be crap. I read I read the blurb
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and I'm like, this sess sounds stupid. But I enjoyed it a lot
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more than I thought I was going to. I really did. I thought
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Mandy Moore was really fine as Tabitha. Mandy Moore was very good. I
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didn't realize until the very end that it was her. I'm like, they've
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got a guest star ind for this, who is it? Let's find out?
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And and I thought it might have been Brittany because they played up toxic
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with the closing credits. It was like a play on teens. And I
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was like, it was pretty spears and I was like, oh, it's
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Mandy. Why are you playing Why are you taking off of Britney Spears on
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That makes no sense. But anyway, it was very I mean when the
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character of Tabitha Vicks sort of came on board and I'm like, Okay,
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this is very Britney. But I was also it's very Christina Aguilera as well.
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But then then I just started getting very reminiscent of the early two thousands,
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like I remember the good times when teenage female pop stars or teen or
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pop stars in the early twenties or whatever were parading around and not a whole
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lot. And we remember when Britney Spears, when she was sucked still in
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her teens. Her first single or first album cover was her on their knees
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looking up, But then it was Mandy Moore around that period sort of jumped
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into you know, she's quite well, she's had a longer career than one
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might expect. Actually, I mean, you know, she's sort of branch
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more out into acting than I think singing. I think that's maybe what she's
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best known for now. She was on that show This is Us for goodness
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knows how long. But she had her song Candy I think in the early
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two thousands, which is very in the in the Brittany Christina sort of vein
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of like, oh I'm a naughty girl. She was like the girl next
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door version of like Britta's bears, yeah exactly, and she was like the
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one you take home to meet mum, you bring home. Brittany's like,
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don't bring that girl to my hat again. You bring Christina home at all.
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You don't let you don't you don't acknowledge access to your folks, all
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due respect, of these fine women, all talented and hardworking performers. So
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yeah, but I thought Mandy did a very good job. And look,
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I've got to concur with you. I mean, going into this episode,
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Season seventeen has been kind of hit and miss, and I must admit it.
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Look at first glance, I'm like, this looks like it could be
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played out or kind of stupid. But no, I mean it was kind
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of entertaining. I've got a few good laughs out of a few bits of
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it. I mean it did have some issues that season seventeen issues have had,
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but I think I was pleasantly surprised at least it wasn't a Homer and
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Marge splitting up story when they When I was first watching it, I was
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like, I was gonna end up with the counselors being the ones that I
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have to be canceled in the end. Still here. No, even when
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we got the moment where he was massaging Tabitha, even Marge was able to
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realize, no, he was just massaging here. He wasn't actually doing anything
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wrong. Because I was like, they split up over this, I'm going
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to be I'm done, I'm done. But no, thankfully, not so
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at least it wasn't a margin a Homer splitting up story, and for the
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most part they were that they were they were a loving couple, and there
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wasn't I didn't really do anything this episode to make you sort of roll your
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eyes as usually season seven. It kind of felt like the damage was done,
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though. I mean, maybe that's just prolonged exposure to, you know,
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Homer being an absolute jerk and Marge just enabling that. So I mean,
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at least the episode sort of acknowledge that when you know, Bart and
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Lisa are playing tether balls, like they're always arguing, can hear it now?
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And it's like, okay, well, at least you've you've got a
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cop to the fact that it's not always happy families in the Simpson household,
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or the couples I will argue, or even healthy couples argue. Everyone argues
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that's true that when Homer's being a dick for no good reason, that's the
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difference, a difference between just having squabbles and just Homer being rude. And
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I will admit, you're right. There were moments in this episode where Marge
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just seems somewhat defeated and just accepting of her of where their relationship is.
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But for the most part I thought they were positioned as a loving couple.
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Yeah. I mean the bit of the start where you know, he's that
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dumb but kind of funny bit where he's like, I'll scumble these tickets and
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with that money, I'll get more tickets and all that kind of stuff,
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and then he's what does he sees wig him and he's like, oh,
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we better make out so you know, I'm not suspected, pretend that you
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love me. All those kind of stuffs. That's not horrible. It's not
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horrible, but it's kind of dopey. Yeah. I also enjoyed the bandwagon
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aspect of this though. The bandwagon theory like how, especially with sports teams,
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you don't go watching when they're losing, but when they're winning, you're
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the number one fan that hit way too close to home. From when it
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seemed like the Geelong Cats might have had a chance to get into the into
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the into the finals this year, I was like, go Catters, and
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when they didn't, it was like, oh, if you have got September
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off. Yeah, I mean last year it was always like you get like
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a mulligan when you win the Premiership the year before the following season. It's
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like, you know, well it doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter,
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no, I mean, and plus, you know, every every team,
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every organization, it needs to have, it needs to have lulls in which
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sort of regroup. It's like, okay, well, you know, we
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had a bunch of great players, but not even great play can play forever.
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I mean, you've got to bring in some new blood and then you've
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got to sort of work out how to integrate these new members into a team,
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and you know it's going to be ups and downs and the Cats will
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rise again. Hey, my favorite, what were your favorite moments from margin
10:18
Harbittan A couple of players? Davis, It's it's funny that you mean that
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because I'm just getting off the game to the bandwagon. I really like that
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too. That makes a hell of a lot of sense. One bit I
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really liked, and props to Julie Kavner for this, was when Tabitha shows
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up at the door and of the Simpsons house and says, you know,
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me and Buck are breaking up or whatever, and she's kind of like,
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no, what what oh oh what No, It's just this sort of onegoing
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a little bit of a riff that I know I just really got to kick
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out of. I thought Julie Vine's a terrific job with that one. I
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loved Mo's reaction when Tabitha's doing her very sexy number of likes and he yells
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out at what's the guy's name? And how's the field? She's turning on?
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A widow like me? Your wives don creep like me? Yeah?
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Weird? I love it when when Mo just acknowledges that he's kind of a
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sexy will creep. I always have those thoughts, So I don't always have
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these thoughts. But sometimes you know, you're watching your movie and you know,
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not be a very you know, raunchy sex scene, and you think,
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imagine being like this actress's husband, or you know, in the other
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way, like the male that being his wife watching him just getting it on
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with this other person on the screen, knowing that millions of people are going
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to watch them with their kid out, you know, on screen. It's
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like you just have to accept it and get used to if you're an actor
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and actor and of your marriage or an actor, I guess, But the
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thing is, I don't know if I can handle it, just known as
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millions of people just sitting in a cinema around the world, watching on the
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computers at home with a fucking box of tissues next to them, watching your
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partner just getting the kid out. You know, I always think of the
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parents, parents, yeesh, spouse that knowing that you know, people are
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watching your spouse getting on with somebody else, simulating getting on with somebody else,
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it would just it would be hard to get used to. I think,
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Yeah, I'm just picturing you know, mom and dad, you know,
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going to you know, driving their their their kid to drama classes.
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And I said that want and all this stuff. It's like, Mom,
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Dad, I got accepted the Julliard Drama School in New York City. Oh
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oh, you're going to be a famous actor. That's one of them.
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Somewhere down the line. They've got like the Sharon Stone rolling Basic instct's like
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god damn. So I mean, I know, I do find that I
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did relate to Buck in that situation, like I'd be like I'd be feeling
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the same way, Buddy. I enjoyed when when Bart's watching her do her
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show, He's like, if the urge to just give her a five dollar
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bill, it's funny. I mean you look at you look at the young
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sort of female music artist, these young female musical artist, but you know
13:15
you're the likes of Billie Eilish or Olivia Rodrigo or something, and yeah,
13:18
and Billy it's particularly and she seems to like live in hoodies and tracksuits more
13:24
anything else. Then you go back, you know, twenty years or someone
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has basically when the complete opposite times have changed. Yeah, you got christianli
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are dirty and now this what's better? Who knows. I also really enjoyed
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the bait and switch with the chicken. It's like, you can't part of
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you knew they were going there, but for a second, there they have
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you. I'm like, surely not, surely not. It was almost like
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a relief. I was like, I thank gud he meant the chicken,
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because I was like, if Omer is flirting with this woman, I don't
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know if I could have forgiven him, Like he's done some horrible shit,
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but like, if he was just flirting with this chick, It's like I
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was about to write the contract between this and Colonel Homer. But this guy
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a bit like Colonel Homer, didn't it in some ways? Certainly? Yeah,
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yeah, but look, I think the minute you see a bucket of
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chicken at Homer in the same vicinity, I mean, are you being in
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Davis, I'm going to ask you my first question. Mine is who played
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Gloria Huncherella in Hunch What's in the Box? Oh? Was it Gwyneth Paltrow?
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It was Quitneth Paltrow, Yes, because I wrote damn pretty much?
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Well, okay, if that's the case. Who played guy who turned out
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city of Lethbridge or something albe Bridge. Yeah, Yeah, that was playing
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New York. So that's my question to you, So back at you.
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My next question is what were the names of Lenny and Carl's former girlfriends.
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One's dead. It was a tough, tough break for Jill and Kelly.
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Yeah, Jill and Kelly. There you go, Jill apparently dead, Kelly
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apparently work on the streets. Yeah. My question, let's go back to
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Hunch. How many episodes of Hunch did they make? Oh, I don't
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know. I'm assuming it was the same as the Simpsons. So five it
17:29
was five hundred and eighteen, five hundred and thirty or something very very close,
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five hundred and twelve, twelve, okay, and it was five hundred
17:37
and something. All right, if I'm assuming, let's have a look this
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was what episode of the Simpsons. Let's have a look. I'll be able
17:41
to find it somewhere. It's twenty. I think it's get list of episodes
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when you go to like the so this list of episodes, then it has
17:49
what number it is when you go down that way. So we go to
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season seventeen, season seventeen, scrolling all the way down to seventeen. Did
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almost their people? I promise it was so three hundred and seventy yeights.
18:04
There was nowhere near it. That theory was so good until we got to
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the actual fact that we're confirmed it. I know. I was like,
18:14
that makes so much sense to have that. You sound it's so confident.
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It's like, oh, I've cracked the case, so it makes sense,
18:19
right, You're you're like hunch, you were basically hunched. Yes, I
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would watch. I'm a surpris this show doesn't exist or the most shows are
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kind of like this, So aren't they like that's what they're taking the piss
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out of here? I think so. I mean, you know, something
18:36
like The Mentalist, which probably went for something like five twelve me Mentalist in
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my head as well, all those kind of shows. We're currently watching White
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Collar you mentioned, yeah, yeah, and it's very similar to Satan.
18:51
I mean, it's very similar to what's the other show bird Notice. Yeah.
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Yeah. There's been a lot of a lot of talking, I guess
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in the media recently. A Bad House Suits is like the most popular thing
19:03
on Netflix. Netflix is throwing all this money at like, you know,
19:07
let's make these huge action movies with you know, the Rock and Gallaga Dot
19:11
and all this kind of stuff, and it's like, now we just want
19:12
to watch the you know, just a basic TV show about lawyers. Yeah,
19:18
we want to watch single female lawyer towards the end. Suits, Yeah,
19:23
I know, I've never really watched it. I mean, Lose Sun
19:27
got very into it for some reason, right into it. But the last
19:32
you know, when you're watching your show and you're right into it and then
19:34
you just lose touch with it, you just sort of give up, you
19:37
know. And it wasn't that we went out and deliberately stopped watching Suits.
19:41
We just lost interest and we ended up going back to it and just finishing
19:45
it because we started it. I was just like, yeah, well it
19:48
kind of the same way. Yeah, I mean I think The Blacklist just
19:51
wrapped up after maybe ten seasons or eleven seasons. I gave up on that
19:55
show. Nicola kept watching him, and she even she gave up after another
19:57
season or two. Yeah, because because I'm the world's biggest James Spader found
20:00
I was like, even I can't keep going with this. This is just
20:04
kind of this is getting a little both a little too complicated and a little
20:11
too run of the mill. So yeah, but at the same time,
20:14
I've got that feeling like I started there, so I should finish it.
20:18
I don't know if I will. My find question, my final question few
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years. What has Homer got waiting in the car in the chicken sea?
20:25
He says, don't tell the don't tell the burger, don't tell the hand
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baker. Yes, all right? Is that trivia? Then? Is that
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a trivia? All done? Mister Davis? I had a few more,
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but I mean we don't have to do more. Then I will hit you
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one more time. Tabitha big Star. How many rows might get horny at
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the Tabitha concert? Well, that would be ten? Has ten rows might
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get horny? That's something I would buy a ticket too. The Lovely Louise
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the original air date of Margin Hammond Turned a Couple of Play was May
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twenty first, two thousand and six. Production code hab F one six,
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written by Joel H. Cohen, directed by Bob Anderson. Guests does Mandy
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Moore as Tabitha and Stacy Keach as Howard k Duff. The chalkboard gag have
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a great summer everybody, and the couch gag was the one we've already had
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before we allly couches come to life and start attacking everybody. So clearly this
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episode ran short. Well, you know, everyone's like, come on,
22:17
let's time for summer holidays, schools out for summer. Yeah, it felt
22:21
like that the writers kind of checked out the last couple episodes because they both
22:25
ran very short and they had to have the full intro and the long couch
22:29
gags and things like long, very long couch gag. Apologies to all the
22:32
viewers on YouTube, by the way, seeing me cough off off Mike here,
22:34
I've had to meet my mic because I'm still a little under the weather.
22:37
I'm doing my best to power through. I'm doing my absolute best.
22:40
So the episode kicks off with other family. Apologies to the YouTube viewers for
22:44
just having to look at this. The family are watching Hunch and there's a
22:48
little bit here where Bart says something that coup It was maybe the line about
22:52
that no longer being able to watch butts on TV or whatever. But at
22:55
the very beginning of his line, Nancy sounds exactly It's actually does Nelson's voice,
22:59
and that treds aitions into Bart by the end of the sentence. Go
23:02
back, listeners and viewers and watch that. See at the very start and
23:06
the very start of Bart's sentence there here is one hundred percent Nelson's voice,
23:10
and then it slowly transitions into Bart by the end because she does Nelson as
23:12
well. That's interesting, Yeah, that would be the case. I know
23:17
it was strange. Yeah, it's amazing. They've gotten five hundred and twelve
23:19
shows out of this premise. Remember when we saw hundred's Buttons Shower. But
23:23
they mentioned here that you can no longer watch butts on cable, which apparently
23:27
was a reference to Dennis Friends re MYPD Blue. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
23:33
NYPD Blue was a big deal in the mid nineties when it's like,
23:37
oh, I think they actually said some swear words and you've got to see
23:40
a bare bit. Well, we watched the first episode and it was just
23:42
like boobs on and I was like, what is happening here? Not expect
23:45
this from a nineteen ninety one years or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah,
23:49
it's all on Disney Plus. At the moment, our pals at Disney
23:52
Plus put the complete complete run of NYPD Blue, the early David Caruso gears,
23:57
and then they watching, Yeah it's a really good show. Okay,
24:02
yeah yeah, and I mean as good as a time capital as well.
24:03
I mean, god, it's nearly thirty years old. Now. I love
24:07
watching the way they try and solve crime with like early nineties technology, the
24:10
computers and stuff. I love when you watch like Law and Order they're like,
24:12
you know, an electronic mail. He's got a wedding w w dut.
24:22
But they're doing back backslash backsl http call and remember one week. But
24:27
when people used to promote their websites and www dutt it always www dot.
24:32
Now just don't say it anymore. Do you even type? Do you type
24:34
www anymore? It doesn't even even type it. I don't reckon when the
24:38
last time you WWW when you're looking for a website. I don't think I
24:41
can't remember the last time I did that. I honestly do not recall.
24:45
It just doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, but it's funny. It's not like
24:48
you just made the decision not to. It's just you just stopped. And
24:52
no one can really remember when they did. But we just all stopped.
24:55
The Www was just taken away from our lives, and that's when AI first
24:59
started to take over. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, you're going to
25:02
be a real arte conspiracy theorist of AI. Can sense it already. I
25:04
already am, buddy. We're actually looking at Guy Davis right now. You
25:10
want totally think this is the real guy. Guy's actually in the bath,
25:14
sipping cocktails, Sirie do podcasting for Gay. Yeah, so Brock when he
25:23
he cuts in here with the over the credits with the Isotopes update other in
25:27
first position due to picking up Buck Mitchell, he's now joined the joined the
25:30
team to the band wagon. Then we get Homer trying to scalp the tickets
25:36
you mentioned that earlier, just a Homer being dumb scene, and Grandpa explains
25:40
that he used to play here back in nineteen forty deuce. I love it
25:44
when he has old terms like doucet for for the Springfield flowsies. Yeah.
25:49
At Lisa points out only women's baseball was here, and he explains that he
25:52
was one of the women had extra equipment. I was the center fielder for
25:57
the Springfield flu gez. Hey wasn't much, but it kept me out of
26:03
the war for a year. If he knew as a man, get him
26:07
he could threaten my record for lady triples. That was a magical summer.
26:14
At least explained why he did it. He didn't want to go to war.
26:17
I would consider this. Yeah, look, I had to say it,
26:22
but I would definitely be draft card burner, a draft dodger, a
26:30
border jumper. I would yeah, definitely not go to War, and then
26:33
we get Jasper, who was also trying to disguise himself as a woman as
26:37
well, very much a shout out to League of their Own by the way,
26:40
to the point where they're panning across the teams like those animate that looks
26:45
like an animated version of but Donna and Rosie o'donald. Oh really, I
26:48
didn't notice that. I think, sorry, not completely, not completely faithfully
26:52
him, but just enough to I mean, of course he knew it's going
26:53
to be a reference to League at their own, But the same time,
26:56
it's like it's a very blatant reference to League. I always forget that Tom
26:59
Hanks was that film, Like you were so awesome in that movie. It
27:02
really what Yeah, it's just it's just this coach I just did not want
27:06
to be. It's the Gordon Bombay of baseball. Yeah, but I think
27:12
there's just some bit where the girl who has been crying at baseball doesn't and
27:17
you know, I think Gina Davis sort of called in apps like stop yelling
27:19
at these girls, and he's coming the next time. Next time that happens,
27:26
you might want to It's like, oh, I know Hanks has been
27:30
around for so long and everyone's like, oh, Tom Hanks me. But
27:33
Jesus, Guy's good. I mean, you know, you don't stay,
27:36
you don't stick around that long for if you're if you're bad at He's like,
27:38
he's just really good. There's a quote for you, guys, acclaimed
27:44
film reviewer Guy Davis Tomas Jesus good. You too can get into the lucrative
27:52
world of film criticism. It doesn't stink. Yeah, have you ever done
27:59
a headline you regret? They you look back now and get oh, man,
28:02
that could have been so much better. But I've got something that didn't
28:04
make it in Well, I think I've already said the one about the guy
28:08
who was busted going in like one hundred and twenty in the sixties zone with
28:14
his and he had his cat with him, and the headline I wanted was
28:17
the first and the ferry pause. Come on, guys, give me all
28:22
the awards now. And they didn't go with that. They didn't go with
28:26
that. Have the shame, shame, real shame. But Grandpa has told
28:30
his stories. Somehow ended up in the car park. They pushed him outside.
28:33
Then Tabitha vix arrives to seeing the National Anthem. She is the wife
28:36
of Buck the new big star of the Springfield Isotopes, and she cuts him
28:41
into the national anthem with a new single. But again, Guy Davis,
28:42
what do you want to say? I just wanted to say that in my
28:47
research, well this episode, Tabitha was initially going to be named Fiona Vix,
28:51
but they thought that's a little bit close to Fiona Apple, so they
28:56
decided to go with Tabitha, which I think is quite frankly, a better
28:59
name. Tabitha sounds much more vis the character. Yes, Fiona just seems
29:07
like a lawyer to me. Tabitha seems like someone that you throw five dollar
29:11
bills at. Apologies all what Tabitha's out there? But I'm sorry, I
29:15
mean I don't I want to school with a couple of Fionas, and they
29:18
always struck me as like they came from the farm and they're probably gonna go
29:22
back to the farm. Hossy, can you see favorite song? Sluwly?
29:37
And now here's something from my new album I'm trouble Listic. It's do you
29:42
wee boy? Because you're no I'm troubledstic think you can control me? En
29:48
be unrealistic? Hello, hey Buck, how'd you feel knowing your wife's turning
30:03
on a quick like me weird. I bet it's listed. Girl makes you
30:07
trouble. Immitions girls when you're trying, you'll know trouble. Oh yeah,
30:18
and the love. But this is a good song. It wasn't bad because
30:33
she transitioned it back into us. It's a national anthem by the end,
30:34
and the crowd is applause. Yeah. But in the meantime he's got you
30:37
know, I think you control me. He ain't being realistic, It's like,
30:40
that's good lyrics. Buck's incredibly embarrassed by this, though, and he's
30:45
now off his game as though she's just she's ruined his ability to play baseball.
30:48
The crowd now immediately turn on him. Now he was a town hero,
30:52
plays one bad game, they'll turn him immediately, throw batteries at him
30:55
and whatnot. And then we're getting two sidehel moments in this episode. He's
30:59
the first one, so he does something of what happens. But anyway,
31:03
someone gets knocked out and it's side my fiance and I'm like, what is
31:07
why is it always sail? Why who voices the siege mail? Again?
31:12
That's Dan? I'm pretty sure, Yeah, it's Dann. Okay, Well,
31:15
man, Dan like, let me, let me just exercise a different
31:18
part of my vocal courts. I'm singing I'm all the time every episode though,
31:23
every episode, every time. That's when, by the way, I
31:26
think buck, let's go out of the bat after he sweeps right in the
31:29
back something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny. I was thinking
31:33
about this the other day. There was a term in baseball and I think
31:36
maybe I think it was widespread or maybe just peanuts used in the cartoonstraum,
31:40
but they used to refer to someone who was having a bad run as the
31:42
goat. You know, you're just a goat. And now let's just completely
31:47
flip. Now, if you're the goat, you're the greatest of all time.
31:49
Yeah, I remember that. I hate when people say goat of all
31:53
time. It's like stands for the greatest of all times, all time.
31:59
Because I watched it let Us Ninja Turtles film and Raphael was like, he's
32:01
the goat of all time talking about Drake, and I was like, what
32:05
do you mean, he's the greatest of all time, of all time.
32:07
It's like we see ATM machine, you know, or pin number, pin
32:13
number. Yeah, I know, why do we do it? Because we're
32:17
not too bright anyway, We're able to come up with things like ATMs,
32:22
but then we call them automatic elements ATM machines. We make acronyms and then
32:27
still expand on that with the original title. Anyway, We're funny breed,
32:30
aren't we. But duff Man here is ordered to do the kiss cam to
32:34
distract the people, and we see Malman here with a girlfriend. I know
32:38
it looks like a mole girl. Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm hibbots
32:42
there. We get a weird little moment here between the hibbots where they don't
32:45
like showing public affection. But then Bart says she's a good looking woman,
32:50
kiss her, so he kiss her, but she doesn't really want it.
32:52
It's just it was awkward. Well, some people are just you know,
32:57
kiss on the private business, you know, not ound a PDA. I
33:00
guess it was able to sort of contrast Margin Homer just smooching or even PDAs
33:05
of affection because Homie here, you know, he thinks he's an old man
33:08
on the screen. He's like he was that old man realizes himself. But
33:10
then Margin Hommer kiss and this is where buckets the idea these guys are in
33:14
love. I'm going to look up where they live and go and seek marriage
33:16
advice from these randoms in the stance, And then we also another random scene
33:22
for Lenny and Car talking about Jill and Kelly who died and ons of prostitute.
33:27
I was like, Lenny and Carl, it's like they have no idea
33:29
what to do with these guys anymore. It's just they are in some of
33:30
the strangest scenes. Now, aren't they just a delivery service for weird one
33:37
liners. Yeah, they can't sort of fit in anywhere else that they like.
33:40
Lenny loves Carl, but Carl hates Lenny, and it's just it's a
33:44
weird dynamic they've got going on now. Because it's so bizarre. Let me
33:46
ask you, though, if you were on the kiss cam, would you
33:49
would you give Nicola a smooche? I imagine of course would Why wouldn't you?
33:52
Yeah? But I don't know. I mean, well, of course
33:54
it kids lew it because it's one of the best things to do in life.
33:58
But I don't know. I just feel a little don't know. You're
34:00
asking too much of me, You're asking me to perform under pressure. Gets
34:06
a case from a woman your love. But Homer arrives home from the game.
34:10
I was bit confused. It's like, at first I thought he must
34:14
have arrived from a different game, But why did he They went to the
34:16
game together, but then margays at home and Homer arrives home from the game
34:21
later on, like did they not go to the game together? It was
34:23
bizarre because he's like, because it's the same day as Buck, because Buck,
34:29
like, she's like, oh my god, you're the guy from the
34:30
game today. So it's like they were talking about the same game. I
34:32
guess Homer stayed longer. Does he arrive at home or he has he just
34:36
gone out of the car to get that phone finger or something. I don't
34:39
know, because he's on his year and he gets home, he's like,
34:42
oh my god, what a great day? Aren't Maybe who knows, but
34:44
he's just yeah, maybe he didn't just come home. Maybe I just assumed
34:46
he'd just come home. But he talks about how you know, you get
34:50
to pee a trough trough and he wants a trough. Now. I mean,
34:55
we'll just we'll just move on. I don't want to go there.
34:58
But then you you wanted to vouch for home, you aren't you? I
35:01
did, Yeah, But he drinks the the ice t by stick in the
35:07
big foam finger in March just drink. Kind of a dick move there.
35:10
Then Buck Mitchell arrives at the door. March doesn't recognize him in his costume,
35:15
which I thought was kind of funny because that's how some people who don't
35:16
follow sports see it. It's like that, it's people just dressed up in
35:20
costumes and you pay me, you go watching kick a ball around. You
35:22
know, I remember back at my pop culture days, a lot of people
35:27
there who were very anti sport because they couldn't play it themselves. So of
35:30
course it's that it was a devil they would call sports ball. You know,
35:36
I don't follow that sports ball, Like it's like, how dare you?
35:38
Like like I was bad for following football, And I'm like, hey,
35:42
dude, you you enjoy painting little action figures like you do what you
35:46
do? You and I do. Mean, just because you've never learned how
35:50
to kick a ball doesn't mean it's a bad thing for other people to enjoy
35:52
watching it. Mitchell, the baseball playing me, I barely recognize you without
36:00
crystalline, you know, ma'am. I couldn't help seeing you two exchange in
36:04
marital kisses tonight. Yes, yes, the game you played so horribly at
36:08
well, Unfortunately my marriage ain'ts a good Oh. I never heard anything about
36:15
it on the gossip shows or the black Sphere or am I supermarket checkout magazine.
36:21
I was wondering if you and the mister could give us some marriage counseling.
36:23
You know, in return, I can give you season tickets, season
36:27
tickets, I could entertain business clients. I might even land a Henderson the
36:30
couch, yeah, Holmer and can see you in the kitchen. Sure,
36:36
it means she wants to talk in private. It's probably about you and I
36:40
haven't had a really awkward line here where he's like, we've had more hotship
36:44
than the Jews and Charlie band I was like, I don't know, it's
36:47
a bit sort of on the nose that one. And they start squeezing each
36:52
other, and then Buck says that he wants that, and then motivandomly arrives
36:58
and he gets disappointed that Buck doesn't remember him. Become every commercial and Marge
37:01
begins her margin home to begin the first session. Homo arrives late. Of
37:06
course, he rives with his counseling equipment. I was disappointed here he puts
37:09
his jacket on. I feel like it should have been the jacket from Secrets
37:13
of a Successful Marriage. That would have been a great callback, you know,
37:15
the one where he ruins two perfectly good jackets, Know that one that
37:21
would have been an awesome callback, But it was the wrong color jacket.
37:23
Yeah, he's got to slip on the card again, and said, which
37:25
you it does feel very therapist. He has the certificate that was leases for
37:31
something like a spelling B or something. He's crossed written fourth grade spelling champ
37:35
or something. Yep. Yeah, And then Homer says, here, no
37:37
one's right or wrong till I say so. And Buck Mitchell he explains that
37:42
he's just old fashioned and he expected her to just give up her career to
37:44
focus on his small town you know, baseball career. Quite funny, Tabitha.
37:49
She doesn't want to waste her time anymore on him. They're clearly not
37:52
made for each other, these two at all, are they not? Really?
37:55
No? No, I mean it's funny. I mean you will see
37:59
the occasional matchup of sporting people and show business people, not many of them
38:07
last all that long. Really, I mean you think there's sort of complimentary
38:12
careers, you know, working odd hours, you're on the road a whole
38:15
lot, and all that kind of stuff. Well, maybe that's in maybe
38:17
that's why they never work out. But well, a lot of Hollywood,
38:21
a lot of Hollywood relationships are just mere public relations like campaigns at just don't
38:29
don't, don't dispel my dream. Let's let's just take a photo of us
38:32
holding hands down the street. The tabloids can run wild with it and we'll
38:35
be all the news for the next month. Very good point. Who's a
38:40
celebrity that you would love to have a pr stunt relationship with? Oh gosh,
38:45
like you know, it means absolutely nothing because you're actually going to do
38:49
anything with them. It's just people are going to create that idea of their
38:52
mind you're once with this person. But of course for me it's true bearable.
38:55
Well, if I was, if I was maybe ten to fifteen years
39:00
younger, probably Emma Stone Everston. You love em A Stone, don't yea.
39:05
I think she's adorable. Yeah, what has she been anything recently?
39:08
What was she in the Whale? No? She wasn't in the whale,
39:10
was she? No? No? That was the girl from stranger things who
39:15
looked like the younger version of Emma Stone. Yeah, that's right, Yes,
39:19
what what has what's the last thing Emmastone's been in that was like a
39:21
big film? Goy, She was in a movie called The Favorite that I
39:27
think she got. I don't know if she got an Academy Award for that,
39:30
but I think she took some time off because she got married and I
39:34
think she's had a kid. Okay, so, and she's probably well off
39:37
enough that she can, like I can take some time off and get married
39:40
and have a kid. But Buck doesn't want Tabitha dancing anymore. He explained,
39:45
he just wanted to show for lady parts. Homer writes down lady parts
39:47
equals Boomed asked that water, and then Homer asked Buck, who signed a
39:52
bunch of baseballs for Bart? He has a whole bag for Lisa and Bart
39:55
then playing ted the ball randomly at school, and just so we can get
39:59
the gag of you know, margin Homer like they don't get along, they
40:01
fight all the time. Just listen now and you hear Homer say monkey can
40:06
mow our lawn. And that was it. It's like, by the way,
40:09
was anyone else at that at that school. I seem like then they
40:13
gonna hang out school when the school was closed. It was weird. It
40:15
wasn't their It seems like a deserted Saturday kind of school. It did.
40:19
Yeah, we're at Buck's house now, and March She's must have had a
40:22
great view of the riots, and Homer says he stole a rack of coats.
40:25
This is where we get the first little inkling that Tabitha enjoys home as
40:29
company. And at not any point do you feel like she's liking home or
40:34
or leading him along to make Buck jealous, because it just seems that she
40:38
just enjoys home as company. Yeah, I means she's not sort of being
40:43
overly flirtatious or anything that was just like, oh you're funny or you're sweet
40:45
or something like that. Yeah, yeah, it does seem genuinely complimentary,
40:49
as opposed to we'll use this big bufferon to get this other big bufferon jealous.
40:53
March says you just need to start making time for each other and suggests
40:58
that you take the same limo to them towards It's true though, like Nicola
41:01
and I realized this about I don't know, two months ago that we just
41:05
weren't making enough time for just us. And that's what happens when you have
41:07
kids, man, it's just your whole life is just work, kids,
41:09
work, kids, work, kids, and we weren't allowing any time for
41:13
ourselves. And like every week now we make sure we have a day or
41:15
an evening where it's just us. You know, where we go do whether
41:19
we you know, we go go see a movie, go for dinner,
41:21
whatever, and we are all the better for it. So any relationship advice
41:24
from Dando know I am by no means the king of relationships, but make
41:30
time for yourself, not just as a couple, but for yourself as well.
41:32
That's one thing I learned in England was that I was getting very stressed
41:36
out leading I think we're doing so much work in the lead up to the
41:38
holiday because to get so much in the can and I was getting stressed out,
41:43
niggaly and overworked. And I now allow myself like today, this morning,
41:46
I wouldn't now to hit a golf right just that hour or two to
41:51
myself for something that I want to do makes the world of difference. And
41:53
I'm sure you're the same. You always make time for yourself, but if
41:57
you're out there and you've got kids and you feel like the world's just caving
42:00
in on you. Just set aside an hour or two a week where you
42:02
can do something that you want to do guilt free. Whether it means you're
42:06
gonna leave the partner at home with the kids or whatever, just do it.
42:07
You'll be all the better for it. Self care people, it's a
42:12
legitimate thing, don't You don't have to be selfish with it. But just
42:15
you know what I'm saying, Yeah, Dan, it was right, said,
42:16
let's set us out a little time for yourself, recharge the battery,
42:20
refill the tank. And they do bring up here compromises the key, Like
42:23
I always say, compromises the key. I always say that let's compromise and
42:30
say nobody said it, but it's true. Though, what do you think
42:35
you compromised with Louise? What's one thing that you compromise for me? I
42:39
mean, the compromise for me is and it's not a bad thing for me
42:44
though. It's like, since I've been with Nicola, all of my like
42:46
annual leaf holidays were spent going to England to visit her family. Nicol compromised
42:52
her entire life for me, So, hey, who won that bargain?
42:54
Who won that deal with me? You know what I mean? But do
42:57
you have anything for you? Like, do you think you compromise anything with
43:00
the wise? I don't know compromise of the right word for it, but
43:05
I mean, you know, I will generally spend more time at lose place
43:09
than she will, hear, because you know, the kids are there,
43:14
and you know there's a little dog that can be sort of well, I
43:16
mean, she could bring it over here, but will probably destroy my cat
43:21
and stands. It's not really a compromise. It's more like a win for
43:27
guy. Look up. I'm sure there are a bunch of sort of little
43:34
compromises or even just maybe adjustments is a better a better term in my mind
43:40
for it. But you wear pants three days of the week, now,
43:44
that's true. Yeah, I do have to, you know, wash myself
43:46
a little more frequently, which it's a sacrifice you've got to make. It's
43:51
so annoying though, sharing on the daily forget about it. But Buck is
43:55
now playing very good again. He's back on track because his marriage is back
44:00
on track. Like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone.
44:05
As he hits the home run and they s I love this line here
44:07
from Brockman. Due to him playing better, no one considering an early retirement.
44:14
They're now focusing on steroid abuse. There's always a negative take when when
44:20
if an athlete's playing bad, they're terrible. They're playing good. There's a
44:22
reason for it. It's got it's gonna be a reason. It can't just
44:24
be good at the man. Clickbait with AFL media has become ridiculous now,
44:32
to the point where I just can't look at it anymore. It's like,
44:36
you know four things that are guaranteed to happen in tonight's game, and I'm
44:38
like, you click on it and it's like this player is going to kick
44:40
two goals. I'm like, well, you fucking hope, so that's his
44:44
job. I love them. I clicked on this what happened. I love
44:51
the guarantee, though if none of the student happened, you'd be able to
44:55
sort of like charge the newsroom tap guarantee isn't worth the computer and print and
45:01
what's going on. It's like Joe Joel Salwood is going to get twelve possessions
45:05
tonight, and I'm like, you would assume someone. But now it's the
45:10
other tab of this concert. I think it was at the coliseum, and
45:15
he says he had the first ten rows will get horny, and she talks.
45:16
She sings her song Sexy Marriage Land, so her marriage is happy again.
45:20
She's all happy and excited about everything, and but has a sudden urge.
45:22
You give her a five dollar bill, which I thought was very funny
45:25
home and then goes to see her in her dressing room. I just really
45:28
enjoyed this whole dressing room scene. I thought it was really funny. There's
45:30
lots of moments here that I enjoyed. So she offers him to stay around,
45:34
or you're so hot if he I'd seen himfore I met my wife.
45:36
She realizes he's talking about the chicken. Don't tell the hamburger I've got in
45:38
the car. And then she asked for the neck rub, and she's overdoing
45:42
it. The whole of the moaning and things like that. Buck over here's
45:45
the mooning. They guided Bob protection and it was the bid high hard chicken.
45:52
Buck punches him up, so he's not going to be doing any more
45:54
counselings. These cancelations require twenty four hours notice. Now in k BBL,
46:00
Joe Squawk show at Luke Garrick Jock Squawk, Yes was it? Who was
46:05
it? Sorry? I thought he said Joe Joe Squawk, Jock Squawk,
46:08
Jock Squad. I wrote Joe Square, Yeah, Jock Squawk. Sorry.
46:12
So Luke Garry apparently a selfish baby who deserved to die? What what I
46:17
mean? Luke Gary was a baseballer who tragically suffered from the disease ALS,
46:27
which was then sort of rebranded Luke Garry's Disease. Yeah, I was meant
46:32
to just paint this guy's an absolutely more on is that this time? I
46:35
think it's Yeah, it's like, oh, this is just inflammatory kind of
46:39
pre Joe Roke sh Yeah more than cause this is actually quite good as well,
46:45
my cause. Asking why Buck's bad again, he blames her in Marge's
46:47
counseling. Then he asked, if you want a T shirt, it doesn't
46:51
need in your writing over need to be clean, not about that bumper stick
46:54
a week if you're holding in his turnier, but explains Homer that he's being
47:00
beaten up because of what his counseling has done to Buck's career, and Homie
47:04
says he was beating up at work as well, and they put a word
47:06
in the back of his head. Now we didn't see the word, did
47:07
we or did I miss it? No, we did not. We can
47:10
only assume that it is one of the worst words. Yeah. Marge says
47:15
that she's out of the canceling business now and and Hemma wants her to come
47:19
with it. He says, Oh, I'm gonna go down there and fix
47:21
their problems, and he expects Marge to come with and she won't because crossed
47:23
arms means no. He tries to uncross her arms. It's not going to
47:25
happen in him with a crowbar, will not She want to uncross her arms.
47:29
Tamothan then comes by to see Marge much as she was, just thinking
47:32
sad thoughts about her, and she says that she's going to leave Buck.
47:36
Marge just cannot have this. She can't handle the concept of divorce, can
47:39
she. Marge? No, No, you've got to. You gotta put
47:44
put all those feelings down. You got to. You gotta power through you,
47:46
whether you're unhappy or not. Because she's like, it's almost like because
47:50
she has done it, she expects everyone else to do it as well.
47:52
Yeah, big believer in the status quarreo, much like the creators of The
47:57
Simpsons. Yeah, but she says, you know, it must have been
48:00
a reason why you liked Buck in the first place. And she explains that
48:01
it's because he was the first guy that didn't like her just for her body.
48:05
And she sees a dirty light pole and she starts dancing and cleaning it,
48:07
and Bart says, cancel all my appointments. So here comes Buck Mitchell
48:14
in a spot every kid dreams of, where sacrifice fly could lead his minor
48:20
league team to a wild card spot. And there's a duff Flamp with her
48:30
special message from Tabitha. Top Buck said, zeppelins a whole lot of love.
48:39
It's working. Buck's playing my fake message. And you said it would
48:44
never work. No, I said, duf Man. We'll do what you
48:45
want. Stop kicking and punching, duff Man. He then hits the ball
48:51
into the blimp, which causes the blimp to pop. Homa dives out of
48:53
way. I'm a nice saucy double on tunder line. I'm whacking this for
48:58
you baby. Oh yes, I didn't pick up on that one. Yeah,
49:00
So Homer dives out of the blimp. House that's going down again,
49:04
so he falls on a woman and Sideshow Mel, my sister's friend. I'm
49:07
like Jesus Christ, there's so many people in Springfield, why do you keep
49:15
picking this guy? It's always like they're taught to me twenty years ago.
49:17
They knew I was going to do this podcast we own. We can only
49:22
hope that in season eighteen less Sideshow Mel. Yes, I almost enjoy it
49:28
now, how how silly it is. But yet one of them, I
49:31
think one of us is. It might of been Bucks saying it's the worst
49:34
blimp crash ever too soon, and Buck looks around and realizes that it was
49:39
actually Homer. But Marge interrupts and says, don't beat up Homer. It's
49:44
not his fault. You know, he's actually was doing it for the right
49:46
reasons. And then we find it there's three duff Man working. Don't tell
49:51
the children's disillusioning whatever. But Marge says it it's like it's like Santa and
49:54
Santa's for him. Yeah, well, Santa and Santa's assistance his assistance.
50:00
Yes, Santa's a helper who comes and helps out at the malls when Santa
50:05
can't get there. But Marge says that marriage is great when you've got someone
50:07
that you know that you love and you're showing it with Tabitha says, I'll
50:10
take you back if you can guess the attendance, and he she tells about
50:15
see as in keeping together, so she's clearly an idiot. And Buck says
50:19
he's going to be going the extra innings. His marriage is going to go
50:22
the extra innings, and Homer says, no more baseball analogies and stick at
50:24
him. And then who's this Tito guy? That was lost on me at
50:29
the end there? They mentioned him earlier. I think he was like the
50:32
either the uncle or the nephew of the famous wolf boy of Warriors or something
50:36
like what is this? But either way, it's a weird way to close
50:39
out the episode with the fact that is his aunt has been or his mother
50:43
has been kicked up by banditson what as I've written down here, weird way
50:49
to end it. Yeah, and it's a bit of yeah, it's a
50:53
not a not a a nice button on the episode. But also and then
50:59
we that's it, that's the wrap up of the episode. But then we
51:01
get to the credits and there's something that disappointed me, something quite a bit
51:07
Stacy Keach is reappearing as a guest star on this orders Duff meant to put
51:12
the kiss came on? Yet, are you playing Howard Duff the seventh I
51:15
believe or something like that. They misspell Stacy Keach, you ship, there's
51:22
no e in in Stacy in, at least in Stacy Keacher's name. So
51:27
I'm like, it's a little disrespectful to a hello guest star. You know,
51:32
as we said, it's the end of the season. They just want
51:35
to get out the door and enjoy the summer time. That is right,
51:37
Yes, I thought the better way to end this episode would have been panting
51:40
up and seeing margin Hobert kissing on the kiss can, right, that would
51:45
have been a nice close out. Yeah, reinforce the romance of their of
51:51
their tumultuous relationship. But all in all, I enjoyed this episode for what
51:55
it was. You know, for a season seventeen look for the standards set
51:59
by season teen, I thought this was definitely above the average. I think,
52:01
so, yeah, look, a few a few niggles, a few
52:06
floors here and there, but otherwise, no, I've got a few good
52:08
laughs out of it. And he said, very good performance by Mandy Moore,
52:12
what do we learn, Palmer? So, what'd you learn from the
52:14
episode? Mister Davis. Oh, well, let if you think you can
52:17
control Tabitha Vicks, well you just ain't being realistic. I learned that you've
52:22
always been protection when handling another woman's breast chicken from knee forward. Your name
52:30
shall be all right, mister Davis. It is now time for the finale
52:34
of season seventeen, Guy Davis's new Name Championship. The current lead the board
52:37
stands at this in first position Luke McKay on eighteen points. He has won
52:42
it. He cannot be defeated. Second position we have Kyle muldoon and Heath
52:45
Apple beyond twelve and his first position we have Adam Woolhouse and David Mott on
52:49
ten points. Take it away, so okay. Then one point goes to
52:54
spring Field of Dream Not bad. That is Adam Willhouse, which puts him
53:00
outright. Third, well done, Adam nice one Adam two points to Homer
53:06
and Marge go swinging. Oh that one is Glenn Gomez, Adams. I
53:12
think that's I think that's Gomez's first points on the Leander board this season.
53:15
Glenn Glenn Gomez one on two points one on snugging Justin jan he can enter
53:21
the wild card draw next week's next week's draw and three points four Nookie of
53:27
the Year. Well that's a good title. That is. Justin Williams puts
53:30
him up onto seven points now in believe six or seventh position, which means
53:36
that we have a tie for second position. So no one got any points
53:38
there, so first position. Luke McKay obviously outright on eighteen points. Kyle
53:43
muldoon heat, that will be well done. You both came in at second
53:45
at twelve points, and Adam Ballhouse came outright third on eleven points. So
53:51
thank you guys once again for contributing to the Guy Davis New Name Championship.
53:54
We will have a prize draw next week, a wild card draw everyone who
53:58
got points who didn't win, and we'll see who wins that prize as well.
54:00
But for now, mister Davis, it is time for some male bad
54:04
questions. Debil Debil is here, all right. First question, he comes
54:09
from our man Andrew JP. He says, of course, who is your
54:13
favorite actor slash singer, someone with legitimate careers and both his is Jack Black.
54:16
He loves Tenacious d and he enjoys Black's more serious roles as well.
54:21
I think for me, I mean, I know he did this slap obviously,
54:23
but Will Smith he's up there for me. Oh yeah, as an
54:27
actor slash singer. Mark Wahlberg maybe yeah. I mean I think if you're
54:31
talking about Mark Will a lot of people don't realize you know, about the
54:35
Funky Bunch days. I mean, if you're sort of call in Marky Mark,
54:37
you know, people are what do you mean by that? What are
54:40
you giving him that dumb nickname? Well? I didn't know that until I
54:43
was I looked it up. Yeah, because I was too young for it.
54:45
Yeah, and it wasn't like that. It wasn't like their music or
54:49
did they sing Good Vibrations? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so I knew
54:52
this. I knew the song, but I didn't know who sung it.
54:54
Yeah, yeah, Donnie was New Kids on the Block, but Mark it
54:58
was Markie Mark and the Funky So yeah, when they what do you mean
55:01
Marky Mark that you put on good Vibrations? Said? Oh my god,
55:04
what a bang it really is. I mean, I don't know if I
55:10
mentioned it really, but I think Jennifer Lopez perhaps, yeah. I mean
55:14
I'm a big admirer of Julie. I mean, Julie made Manhattan was very
55:22
popular. Made in Manhattan's a really good romantic comedy I have. I have
55:27
plenty of time for it. Is that sort of on the same level as
55:30
like how to Lose a Guy in Ten Days? Or is it better than
55:31
that? I would say it's better, But you know, I'm often surprised
55:35
by I mean, it's only natural that, you know, we reached a
55:38
stage in the Staleis cycle. Twenty years have gone and people are sounding and
55:42
go, you know, it's a really good romantic comedy, is how to
55:44
Lose a Guy in ten Days? I'm like, I was around it when
55:46
I saw that another was garbage I've done. It's very good. I enjoy
55:50
it for what it is. I don't enjoy it for what it is.
55:55
I don't know what more to say about that. But I think Jake,
55:59
I think j Loo was come up with some pretty good songs. I think
56:01
she's answer, oh yeah, because she was great in in Mask, very
56:07
good Mask, very good in Moonstruck. Yeah yeah, and you will be
56:15
Coco pass Ice cubi Ice Tea as well. Oh yeah, gosh. There's
56:21
a lot, a lot of acting career, right, my daughter, Yeah,
56:23
but she was a terrible actor. Okay, it's ice Cube is the
56:29
voice of the main villain in the new DJ Turtles film. You were saying,
56:32
yeah, I mean I might have to pick it up because I actually,
56:36
no, you weren't saying that. My friend Anthony I was speaking to
56:37
yesterday, was trying to give me because I've never I don't think i've ever
56:42
seen a teenage been into Turtles. But we're not even the original room from
56:45
like this is it's complete, it's complete reboot. Yeah yeah, but this
56:47
one's animated, right, the new one Yeah yeah, yeah, and it's
56:51
got like apparently a soundtrack full of like nineties hip hop bangers and all this
56:53
kind of stuff like that. This soundtrack is awesome. Yeah, and and
57:01
yeah apparently Cube, you know, I was just playing all sort of playing
57:06
a bit of a gangster around. So I'm looking forward to it. We
57:08
come to you with breaking news. The Lovely Louise managed to secure tickets to
57:12
a Day on the Green, So we're going to go see the Brothers next
57:15
year. Oh yeah, I'm very excited for you. Have a birthday to
57:21
you so indeed, yeah, can your birthday to you? I was just
57:28
going to say that I took out to see the Ninja Turtles film in the
57:30
UK August like second. I think we Breton saw it right because they've got
57:35
a cinema called the Kinema starts with K so k I n E m A
57:38
in wood All Spa where Nicholas family are from, just around the corner from
57:42
wood A Spa they live. And it was just really old school cinema,
57:44
said, you're a photo of it's old school's got an organ. They paused
57:47
a movie halfway and this guy plays an organ that comes out of the floor,
57:50
and shit like it's just it's an old school cinema. You mean like
57:52
pee wee Hermann playing playing with the organ and the cinema that's great. Pretty
57:54
much. Yeah, it was awesome. And then and then we got to
57:59
a Australia and it's like the Digitals film comes out September seventh, and I
58:02
was like, what huh, I already stopt the center in the UK.
58:07
Whence last time a film came out six weeks before Australia in the UK,
58:10
like a big film like this. I was so surprised. Well, I
58:15
think we're so used to like day and date you know ess is all over
58:17
the world. Now it's like yeah, I mean it was always a bit
58:22
of a thrill when you were into another country. It was like, oh,
58:23
I'm seeing this, you know, months before anyone else. You go
58:27
home and you got bragging rides. I felt I felt like I was a
58:30
kid again, where I was like, I've got to put the copy of
58:31
this film that hasn't come out the movies yet. Like that's what it felt
58:34
like. I got back to a sho was like, well, I've already
58:36
seen it at the movies. You guys are really going to enjoy Gremlin's so
58:45
like you go to the premier just spoiling the film the whole time. So
58:50
we took Allie. Wanted to see it again, right, So I took
58:52
Alliott to see it, and like we both enjoyed it and then we I
58:57
forgot what happened in it for most of it, right, And then we
58:59
go to the film at the kid Cinema here, and he wanted to invite
59:01
granddad as well, So my dad and my mum came with Nikola and we're
59:05
watching it and I'm getting this back to ice Cube. As one point,
59:07
ice Cube's playing super Fly. This villain right, he's like a humanoid fly
59:13
and he's like, Dad, pisses me off, and he can just feel
59:15
every parent in this kid cinema go like, so, my job now is
59:22
to kill all humans. They're all gonna die. And I was like,
59:25
oh shit, maybe I shouldn't have put Elliot. I just say this movie.
59:30
Afterwards, my dad's like, so I can't use the word kill in
59:34
front of Elliott, but you but you can take to a film that said
59:36
that. I was like, I forgot it said that. You know,
59:39
I had no idea, but but at one point, that point where he
59:43
just goes that pisses me off, you can literally feel the room just go
59:49
children. And I would highly advise that I wouldn't take anyone younger than like
59:54
eight to that film because it has it's got themes in there where like I
1:00:00
don't know. Alliott actually has said a couple of times since he's like,
1:00:02
I don't want to watch that movie anymore because when they're draining their blood.
1:00:06
And I was like, yeah, you're right. I shouldn't have taken a
1:00:07
five ydelts of that movie. I took him twice, but soundtrack awesome.
1:00:17
This sort of leads into We're going to be recording an episode of Speaking of
1:00:22
the Hill a little later on, and I'm now I'm just viewing Dando as
1:00:25
Cotton. Yes, seriously, I've just given him from his boy up.
1:00:30
I have traumatized him. But yeah. But next question, Harrison McClure,
1:00:35
if you had to help out any athlete with a personal problem or delima in
1:00:37
their lives, who would it be. Let's not worry about what the problem
1:00:42
is. Just imagine there's an athlete that wanted to help Who do you think.
1:00:44
I'm thinking Shane Warren when he was still with us, because that would
1:00:46
he lives quite the life. I feel like just hanging out with Warn he
1:00:50
would have been just fun at all times, right, Yeah, but then
1:00:52
you'd feel like a kill joy. It was like, mate, let's go
1:00:57
easy on the fries or lay up the sikis. It's like, how about
1:01:02
instead of that coke, we have a coke. You're really going to upgrade
1:01:08
that big value meal. Really, it's like the medium medium. What about
1:01:16
you? Any any athlete? He's an athlete you just love to hang out
1:01:21
with. None of them they don't meet me feeling adequate. Who's there's a
1:01:28
guy recently who like an American runner who's like, now, he's the fastest
1:01:32
man on Earth. I've been Oh, I forgotten. I've forgotten his name
1:01:37
as well. He's an American sprinter and yeah, I don't know if you
1:01:44
do the hundred or unlike that, but you know, they clocked his time.
1:01:45
I was like, Wow, this guy's the fastest man on Earth.
1:01:47
And he's like, yeah, you're damn running the fastest man on Earth.
1:01:50
And he was being really sort of cocky, cocky about it. I wanted,
1:01:55
you know, there's there's an old saying like be humble, but let
1:01:59
mother, there's no it's like, so you can strike a fine balance between
1:02:04
the two of those. We're here, Andrew Swann. If you and guy
1:02:07
had to help each other out with a personal problem, tell them what would
1:02:09
it be shamelessly copying Harrison's questions and just changing the word slightly. I think
1:02:14
you and I would both help each other out with just parting with useless shit.
1:02:19
Yeah, when when you give me yours that way, we feel like
1:02:23
we've gotten rid of when our respective partners are saying, we've called the guys
1:02:30
from Hoarders and you're going to be a guest on the next episode like better
1:02:35
called Dan No tell me. It's like we'd we'd be accountability buddies and that
1:02:39
we guest, you know, I'd come over to your blade, like do
1:02:43
you really need all those trading cards on the wall, do you think?
1:02:45
And cast off with shit in the guards for three weeks. That's something we
1:02:50
would say this to each other out it's time to get rid of that.
1:02:52
You can stroke up my plasure and until the standard get it back all right.
1:03:00
Well, that is the mail bag, the final mail bag, fourth
1:03:02
season seventeen of four Finger Discount. I hope you guys enjoyed our review of
1:03:07
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1:03:10
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1:03:15
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1:03:45
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1:03:50
Homer. I believe is the one where some of the fact Tony's son,
1:03:52
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1:03:55
the first episode of season eighteen. We also have a bunch of Guy on
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Springfield's coming up in the very near future as well, with some pretty exciting
1:04:01
guests. We're gonna go back and revisit some of the classic episodes of The
1:04:04
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