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Episode 527: Poovid · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: Oh good, I'm good. I'm not representing anything things that
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  Speaker 1: may have been.
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  Speaker 2: Thinked I did. I hate actually you're talking. What you're saying,
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  Speaker 2: I hate niggas indicated that I tell you, so it's
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  Speaker 2: actually your fault.
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  Speaker 3: I did nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody's not their serious podcasts and what is it
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  Speaker 2: whole thing I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: It's the greatest podcast in the world, the world.
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  Speaker 4: I am one of your podcasts, Surpas on the Spiritual
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  Speaker 4: Podcasting Journey Large Michael and I'm joined by my good pals, friends, brothers.
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  Speaker 3: And co hosts Elz Lamont aka Doctor Waffle aka the
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  Speaker 3: Great the Magician with a Prescription. Cory's back.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, must to my because I hate that
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  Speaker 2: much of my delight.
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  Speaker 1: I walked in and I saw him and I was like, yay,
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  Speaker 1: good day to day.
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  Speaker 3: Quick note, I am wearing clothes. But this what I'm
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  Speaker 3: wearing is the Haiti jersey that guy banned by FIFA,
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  Speaker 3: the Young band.
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  Speaker 1: What they got banned because of the because of this
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  Speaker 1: radio like depiction of the revolution, because they want a
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  Speaker 1: revolutionary war.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and they said there's no political symbolism or political
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  Speaker 3: anything's supposed to be on the jerseys.
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  Speaker 2: But they weren't allowed to wear American. Now who could
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  Speaker 2: come out and say, go Argentina, No, we haven't American
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  Speaker 2: on our jerseys.
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  Speaker 3: I mean all the jerseys are political because it representing
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  Speaker 3: a country.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to get into how the world really
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  Speaker 2: really despises all this ship going on the two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty anniversary.
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  Speaker 4: The world just hates Haiti for uh freeing themselves from
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  Speaker 4: the shackles slavery, and they're still making them pay.
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  Speaker 2: For it hundreds of years later. Correct, But I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to get too much of that because I don't
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  Speaker 2: like to be angry anymore. But I like to be
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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I said hello.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to everybody, all the beaters. We appreciate you
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  Speaker 4: guys listening and supporting. Shout out the spreaker, Spotify, we
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  Speaker 4: you know, YouTube, Patreon, and then also, this is the
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  Speaker 4: last show, the last episode before the live show.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, based on analytics.
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  Speaker 2: The reason analytics numbers on once you crunch the numbers,
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  Speaker 2: once you type it out, I'm out, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, since we since we haven't told them to check
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  Speaker 5: the numbers, but the numbers don't matter, so don't look
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  Speaker 5: at the numbers. The numbers actually stop moving, so don't
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  Speaker 5: check those numbers.
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  Speaker 2: So don't check them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah I actually stopped checking them.
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  Speaker 3: There was like, well.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, make sure you know live show Saturday this Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: July eighteenth, at the City Winery in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, get your tickets now. Doors open at four, show
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  Speaker 1: starts at five. It's gonna be a great time.
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  Speaker 2: So many tickets. Go steal tickets for sale. Don't be shy,
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  Speaker 2: bite your grandmother, buy the tickets. Uh, buy tickets to
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  Speaker 2: give to your friends, but make sure you buy them.
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  Speaker 2: Bring your pet hamster, whatever you gotta do. Don't wait
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  Speaker 2: till the I mean, if you gotta wait till the
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  Speaker 2: last minute, I really don't care when you buy me on.
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  Speaker 5: Your I don't care if you're bringing chip penny and
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  Speaker 5: use napkin tickets ship.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, man, Hubant Cumberdale, and.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a great time, So make sure y'all
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  Speaker 4: come out Philly. Yeah, we're gonna have a good time.
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  Speaker 4: So I hope to see y'all there. Can't wait to
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  Speaker 4: see you guys there. Yeah, how was everybody doing? Has
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  Speaker 4: already feeling good?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty good, good, pretty good, good championship.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't like a villain, nobody, nobody did nothing exciting, right.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't get the doodoo flu, the dookie flue.
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  Speaker 1: You.
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  Speaker 4: Since we're there, I just want to say, oh, you
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  Speaker 4: haven't heard. As a representative of the McDonald's corporation.
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  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is we would never because we didn't
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  Speaker 2: certain other franchises.
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  Speaker 1: That's certain other people, Champion Champion on this podcast, get
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  Speaker 1: that nation.
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  Speaker 2: Highly implicated in this doodoo flu that's going.
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  Speaker 3: On around here. I don't know what the fuck you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about. Man, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: This second runner up right there is his second seed,
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  Speaker 2: my second runner up, Chipotle and the chilling as of
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  Speaker 2: right now, bringing the meat as of right now, someone
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  Speaker 2: who routinely went on the defense for Taco Bell it
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  Speaker 2: is implicated in this dudo flu and h apparently was
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  Speaker 2: it a parasite?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, cyclospora. It's an infectious parasite leading to some uncontrollable
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  Speaker 3: diarrhea found on different produce and other things. And pretty
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  Speaker 3: much you just have to cook all your You have
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: to cook all of your stuff like roastry, vegetables, cook everything.
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  Speaker 3: Can't be eating any bag salads, pre made salads, salads
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  Speaker 3: in general, just something to be Oh no, I know, Mike,
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  Speaker 3: this is a hard it's a hard time for you.
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  Speaker 5: Because I ate a salad at the wedding and I
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  Speaker 5: made sure he ate that ship I might eat that
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  Speaker 5: fucking salad and.
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  Speaker 3: I ate it too. You see an angry salad and
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  Speaker 3: I did it. I don't want to hear no lip
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  Speaker 3: from nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't this parasite killing people too?
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  Speaker 3: Is it killing people? Yeah? I don't know, because it
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  Speaker 3: said apparently people died because of died on the totally
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  Speaker 3: uncontrollable diarrhea. Yeah, the dehydration, then their organs failed. The
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  Speaker 3: old people probably probably I mean chick, but yeah, cycle spirl,
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  Speaker 3: watch out, watch it back.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually old people died when it too hot.
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  Speaker 3: Outside, yeah, or or cold or too cold?
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  Speaker 2: Go outside, babies, You on dialysis? What you're going out
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and two degrees eat for you? Just God
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  Speaker 2: is just looking for a reason to snap you out.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the hoausis what the You are ready to
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  Speaker 1: find nature by cooking up yourself machine?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you eating for chilopas?
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  Speaker 4: Give your motherfucker dirty blood replaced? You are recycling with
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  Speaker 4: man you are hooked up to. You did the Lord
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  Speaker 4: didn't want this? You want you to go?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got them from a non credible source. That's okay, of.
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  Speaker 2: Course you did.
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  Speaker 3: You and your sources with no links. All right?
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  Speaker 2: If it comes from Saint cheese is real cheese, it
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  Speaker 2: is blocked and the where is a Corey? Trust me,
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  Speaker 2: bro exactly, trust me bulletproof.
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  Speaker 1: That's why nobody giving it that much attention because even.
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  Speaker 3: Our jank CDC said no death reported. But who knows?
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  Speaker 3: Are you who? You're gonna trust me to CDC?
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  Speaker 2: I mean exactly right?
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  Speaker 3: Then you know they know what they were doing with COVID.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they did. People didn't want to listen. They
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  Speaker 3: did not want to listen.
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  Speaker 2: They were literally yelling from the mountaintops. Hey my nigga,
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  Speaker 2: this ship spreads through the air.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all shouldn't be in. I want to go to the jail.
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  Speaker 2: But Trump said I should just drink bleach or not?
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  Speaker 3: What the nigga?
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  Speaker 2: That looks like? That's about the doe, Like, hey, y'all
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  Speaker 2: need to hurry up with that too. Dementia is not
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  Speaker 2: dimension fast enough. What is the dimensionating? Where like the body.
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  Speaker 3: Starts feeling he's got the best medical carecter say, if
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  Speaker 3: you got the metalical character, slow down science. I saw
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  Speaker 3: someone said. I saw someone said, if the COVID was
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  Speaker 3: the if COVID was the China virus, then this is
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  Speaker 3: the American booboo plague, American boo boo, American boo boo.
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  Speaker 2: Play shopping up your backs like newborn babies.
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  Speaker 3: Po. I like Dodo.
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  Speaker 2: Was great, but apparently it is getting It's like it's
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  Speaker 2: in Cali real bad.
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  Speaker 3: I heard the opposite. I saw California. You said you
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  Speaker 3: heard it over here. No, I heard today that it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't in Cali that bad, like they said, like cal
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  Speaker 3: is actually okay, clear were in the Midwest. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 3: not used to.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, if you.
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  Speaker 1: Need your vegetables, cook, okay, don't don't just have it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting bag kill out the rabbit ship for
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  Speaker 1: at least a month.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you'll be out there.
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  Speaker 3: You can have cooked Yeah, what is it called vegetables?
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  Speaker 3: K spinach? Yeah, just cook it, cook it.
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  Speaker 2: It's all right, don't don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about cook kale. I'm sorry, he cooks
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  Speaker 3: some spinach? Yeah, cook good?
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  Speaker 2: Ok good?
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  Speaker 5: My mom actually takes killing cooks it like collar green sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that makes sense because it's like the same family.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to try that.
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  Speaker 3: Double good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but yeah, so you know, like I
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  Speaker 4: said me at the McDonald's, at the McDonald's Corporation, will
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  Speaker 4: continue to strive and prevent doodoo flood from.
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  Speaker 2: Spreading to you do. Yeah, what else we got here?
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  Speaker 1: H all, that's uh, that's just huh.
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  Speaker 4: You have the World Cup jersey on. So I just
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  Speaker 4: want to make our plea. Oh yes, we want to
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  Speaker 4: make our bid.
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  Speaker 3: Are very desperate. We've we've looked too many. We've looked
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  Speaker 3: to many nations, many nations, many players. One of our
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  Speaker 3: best contenders got taken out by another today. That's not
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  Speaker 3: what we're here for. We are pleading with you England. Please,
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  Speaker 3: you have one job. Please. If it's not you, then
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  Speaker 3: we only have one more we can rely on. We
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  Speaker 3: don't know if we can rely on them. Please we
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  Speaker 3: need you to beat Argentina. This is the only time
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  Speaker 3: in the history of the world where everyone will probably
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  Speaker 3: be everyone but one country, sorry, two countries.
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  Speaker 2: Two countries. Two countries will be upset by this, will be.
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  Speaker 3: Rooting for the other team, England. It's on you to
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  Speaker 3: beat Argentina. Please tomorrow wins the game game England versus Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think so. I'll be there no matter what, watching that.
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  Speaker 2: I will be them off work.
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  Speaker 1: I will be off Yes, sir, my man might got
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  Speaker 1: the best schedule for the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 3: Jude, it's up to you, ye, Jude, Harry Kane, all
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  Speaker 3: the boys.
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  Speaker 5: Just just just guster up your inner. Wayne Rooney.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if it's going to please. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if it's better to put out an all
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  Speaker 3: black team or the whitest team possible. But you said
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  Speaker 3: they might get motivation. You don't want to anger the
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  Speaker 3: other team too much. A very black team, but I
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Be red cards everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: They will just be very highly motivated. Yeah, they're not
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: losing to them niggas. That's exactly what they say. I
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: think that would be probably limit the pregame speech in English,
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  Speaker 2: losing to these niggas one, two, three, these niggas.
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  Speaker 3: Just in the middle, all right, fuck no.
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  Speaker 4: And then also before we move on from that to
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  Speaker 4: one last thing, U sore loth.
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  Speaker 2: You will burn in hell. Yeah, I just saw that.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't able to watch the game.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, you will burn in hell. That was crazy.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Man. You will cough in four days. You will begin
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  Speaker 2: to cough. And Arthur Morgan cough the red.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's interesting about that, this was the first
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  Speaker 3: game they didn't start a black player norway. They only
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  Speaker 3: have twos, I mean as far as I know, and
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  Speaker 3: they actually lost. So I was like, one of these
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: things is not like the other. Maybe you should have
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: started loosen or not start a six five striker at
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  Speaker 3: right wing and you actually start one of your skill players.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: He probably would have made that pass. He would have like,
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: why not make that pass?
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: That is the type agreed. They could try to play
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: a hero ball in the Bible. You got next to
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  Speaker 2: you and you're not passing, But it was bam.
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  Speaker 3: It was bam.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Now it's like when Jeremy's skin one wouldn't pass the winby.
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  Speaker 2: That's what that looked like. That's what that looked like.
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  Speaker 2: I got this.
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  Speaker 3: I got it. Man waving them off.
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  Speaker 2: By himself. And not only did he like not pass it,
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  Speaker 2: he also just did some bullshit. Yeah, like just he
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  Speaker 2: didn't even didn't even get a shot. He barely got
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: a shot off fast break Jesus Christ shout out there
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  Speaker 2: love there there in his uh we looked me and
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  Speaker 2: Michael looking at his comments.
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  Speaker 3: They're they're tearing them up.
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  Speaker 2: They're tearing them up, but in the most Norwegian very,
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  Speaker 2: it's very I do not think you should start next. Yes,
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: have you learned how to pass yet? But I think
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I might have been learned. Heard I read now one
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: y'all have one y'all on Instagram, not TikTok.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: You can say some ship on there, not one K
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  Speaker 3: S A S A P.
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  Speaker 2: No, not one of these, not one. I'm like, no threats,
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  Speaker 2: nothing not known his life. Just just said, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you should continder playing anymore, even just like a
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  Speaker 2: random address that just happens to be his nothing, nothing man,
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  Speaker 2: not a text on his family, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: What happened to the game?
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I love? No man.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: The Norwegians are too nice to say we have such
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: good living conditions. Why are we mad about this game?
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: He said? The healthcare is free.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: We have to bring our own food over here. We're
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: mad for it. Now I can go home and eat good,
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: eat good. There's no smog because apparently they're not eating
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: our food.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: No. They literally said, we're not eating that ship and
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: did not and did not I don't, did not order
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: their own foods and they didn't want to cycle brought
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: their food with him.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: They didn't want the American dude.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Good thing they did because otherwise they might have been shitting.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Definitely couldn't award the white the white kids would have
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: been looking real bad.
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  Speaker 3: Speak.
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  Speaker 2: We mentioned Bam a second ago. That ties in right
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: to our next topic, trouble in the NBA streets. Y'all.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys know this man. He's
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: a messy bitch. He lives with drama.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: A nigure. I don't like getting getting getting getting hurt,
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: having hurt.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: So basically what happened, you know, and we all know
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Giannis was recently traded to the Miami Heat and in
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: that deal, my Tyler herro uh noted Heat player was
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: not Caucasian, noted white, was sent to Milwaukee, his homeland.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: And you know, even though it's your homeland, I would
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: expect that one would feel bitter about living in Miami
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: for seven eight years and didn't having to go to Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to all the people in Milwaukee.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the Shout out to people in Milwauk.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm pretty I'm making sure people you know, shout
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: out to crash dummies, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Know the Milwaukee Knights, Ye, Milwaukee's. But I mean, if
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: you were living in Miami for almost a decade, going
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: there is not ideal.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Not ideal. Probably a little rough.
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  Speaker 4: And I guess you know, Tyler Harrold was feeling feeling
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: the type of way. And I guess he's been suddenly
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: throwing shots at bam Adebayo through a burner account.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: No, I think it was just his account.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: It was his account.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Well, no, he had a burner account and like he
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: was talking people and the messages through the burner. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: he was throwing shots.
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  Speaker 3: But what about I thought he put the mid mid
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: range fields the mid range thing. Yeah, that was that
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: was his main account.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently he doubled down on that. I mean, the
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: facts effects, facts are the facts.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Facts are the facts.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: But niggas can't shoot. Yeah, but it's like I don't
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: give a niggas shoot.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I'm getting rid of you to get him eight times
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: out of four.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, now he's saying I get rid of me.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: I should have got rid of him.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: No, he's better than you. Damn eighty three.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: One of y'all scored eighty three. Now we're now we're
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: validating the eighty three.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not glad. I'll validate over Taler Hero though, I'll
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: use that as a talking point.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, over Tyler Herro.
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah you yeah, not you anybody.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: He also nigga, you don't play because you be hurt
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: all the time, hurt last season, you be hurting.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: He was all started season before you. Yeah, you were
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: All Star one time. Good Jeff T did that before,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Shah Man Niggas did that before, fantastic.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he wasn't putting up We're not gonna make it. Yeah,
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: but yeah, Talent Hero is no slouch.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: He's but.
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  Speaker 2: I would keep him over.
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  Speaker 3: It's very clear.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I would not keep him over Bam. It's very clear.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: It's clear.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: So so what happened between them.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: What happened between them is that they were at a
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: game at this summer league, Vegas Summer League, and basically
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Bam came up. There was like you talking all that
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: ship and things.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Got a little heated and Bam, apparently, according to sourciers,
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: with no hesitation to up that pole on that nigga
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: and the pole is his fists and punched that nigg
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: clearly in his motherfucking Caucasian face.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: M hmm.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Someone said he landed more shots than McGregor did the week.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Marvelous. Another scammer, by the way, whooped on him, whooped
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: on his ass, some might say. And they confirmed this
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: like right after it happened, like they were like, yeah,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: that that niggas was just fighting. And then you know
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: he's walking around with a mark on his face, Uh,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: clearly injured and uh yeah, So that's all that talking
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: ship gets you. And I don't know why you thought
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: you're gonna run up to a Nigerian nigga a foot
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: taller than you. I think the ship was gonna.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Go well out something like a couple in.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: They were just at the same place. He didn't run
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: up on them. They were just at the same place.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Well, let's say not running talking crazy. Man was talking crazy.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: They got into it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: He did crazy. He was spinning facts. He was talking
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: ship on the internet. You sound like a little bitch
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: talking You don't sound like a little bitch. Just say, yes,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: he does talk, he does about me. Yeah, I didn't
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: do I didn't trade you nigga. Yes, not about I
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: didn't do nothing to you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: So why are you doing so about the organization but
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: talk about.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Say nothing about talk about them? I mean, but it
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: included Kennon Please, and you just what are you doing?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: What he's being a little bit It's okay, he's acting
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: like a huh.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: He's mad and he got.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Traded and you're taking it out with your teammates the organization.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: This ain't nothing about the Miami. It's being at the
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: bidos there.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you did that and you're talking to fans
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: talking about like, oh wow, well they targeted, like acting
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: like I'm the he's saying. He was saying like in
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: the dems with a fan, which is already insane, insane.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing talking to fans, caviing
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: for who you are?
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: What you're doing to the team. What are you doing
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: from a bird account? That's weird.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Crying a little bitch.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: Just square one a little bitch, Stop being a bitch,
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: collect your millions.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: And play in the walking cry to the fans.
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: To the fans, it's random such and such on Instagram
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: about the deal and he's like triple double text. I'm
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: talking about let's talk about it all my kids, like
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: all my all, my mother.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, shut up. If you read some of these
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: messages like this, I haven't seen them. Bro. It's so
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: like Nigga you are.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Like, it's just crazy. How like we really make athletes
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: like non humans to the point where motherfuckers can't speak.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Niggas can't talk about their feelings. Yes, he is talking
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: to a fan, but the niggas still feel slighted. He's
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: been Okay, you can feel slighted. Why are you talking
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: about Bam he didn't like you. Well, maybe Nigga got
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: beef with Bam and maybe he got his ass beat
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: beef and it's.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Fucking I sure.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: But like niggas are humans, bro, Niggas can feel some
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: type of way. It's not just go make your minions
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: and go cool. I don't think he just feel type
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: of way. I don't think said about that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: You talk to your friends, you're talking you fan, They
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: talk to anybody.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Maybe let's talk to.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Random big on the internet that might leak your ship
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: because you want that ship leak, but you want the
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: message get out, but you're too much of a bitch
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: to say it on your thing because you're talking from
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: a burn a little bitch. So if you really feel
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: that way, say it from your man account. I'm better
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: than this, Figga. No, but you're on a burner talking
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: to fans because you're a little bit.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: He put he put the stuff on his man account,
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: You put the little put your wooden numbers up.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: And then he did both. He he did both. When
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: you're talking about both, Michael, don't he did both? Well
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: do one, do one? You do one cool thing? And
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: he acted like a little bitch. I'm still gonna call
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: you a bitch because you're doing the bitch ship.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: So I'm just I'm just I'm just glad.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I'm just glad.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It's nice. It's nice to see.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I was glad glad Connor McGregor towards a c O.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I'm glad. Yeah, I'm glad. What are you doing, Mike?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I was just looking at this video? What why?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Why didn't just google it? Why are you funding YouTube video?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Because this is I was watching this video talking about it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: These are this is, this is I just want to
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: read the messages that Tyler Harrold, allegedly Burner is saying
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: to this random fan.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I guess talking about bam Adebayo.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: This is all ins acession with no reply from the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: random van. Buddy, if I'm healthy, they can't see me.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Word to my mother. If I'm healthy, I'm the one
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: who needs help. Who did Cleveland prioritize taking away in
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: the playoffs? Who did Boston prioritize taking away when Jimmy
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: got hurt and we was the eight seed?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: When I'm healthy, I need help, not the other guy.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Word to my kids. Hmm let's call a spade a spade.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Mm So yeah, that's all.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, those messages sound like a bitch. Yeah, okay, not
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: not not.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: When push comes to shove, it's those other niggas that disappear,
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: and I'm the one putting up numbers.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I need help, That's what he's saying. Let's look at
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the numbers you put up, buddy, I mean you could.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Let's let's can't we real fast?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: All right? What numbers are you looking up?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: I'm guessing playoff numbers.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Last numbers.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: If I'm a GM, I'm building around bam not Tyler Hero.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I'm bound the.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Nia that got better and better. I'm building around the Olympian.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Olympian Okay, sorry, because he has a gold medal.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I'm building around the Olympian.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: How much did he help?
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: White is an Olympian, you're building around him.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Who got traded? Derek Ryder jailing, But know that has
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with what you just said. Who got
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: traded has nothing to traded the Olympian building. So that's
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: why they traded got traded the Olympian or it was
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: also Brown was on that team. He actually did the
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: whole contributed. He was pretty much on that team.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Was j J. Jason Tatum was the one right in
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: the bench exactly.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Thought he was gonna get in.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Either way, I'm here, I'm building around.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: We're gonna play around the dude that plays both ways.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: It's very simple. One of the best defensive players in
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: the league. He's not one of the best at anything.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: It's very simple. Tyler is not the best. I never
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: heard he's one of the top. No, he's one of
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the top whites. Not even No.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe he's one of the top white, the top five white.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Maybe he's not five white, top
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: five five white all right right now, top five white
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: right now, White players right now.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Luca Peyton Pritchard.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: H Tyler Herro is better than Peyton Prichard.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Are you sure?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure, I'm not I'm sure you're sure.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Pryan Pritchell is doing what he's doing as a
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: third fourth option on the team. He's he's never been
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: on one or two. So yeah, I'm taking tyle of hair. Okay,
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: just free argument.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: But next so he might be four, three or four.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's stopped.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: He's stoped five white because Luca Austin Reeves Reeves, Yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: another White Cooper Cooper Cooper flag, Yeah, rookie year. I
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: don't give up. I don't need to see more that
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: niggas better than Hero.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: He can break his dud and never play another basketball because.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: We're not talking about I'm talking about right now talking
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: about I'm not gonna give one year off.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Of But at this point, do you think he's a
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: better player overall?
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Somebody can get on the Lakers right now?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, one year one year for one year
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: one year right now? Right now, you're taking Cooper?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you're taking the white ook line.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: That's only four? Is Tyler Hero the fifth sp maybe five?
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: If I know, damn sure not check.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the way.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Damn sure, I might take Alex Russo that was that
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: was the first first case of the cyclo sport doodoo
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: flu that the off playoff ground zero was Oklahoma City spreading.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Duke, and then that dudey flu traff the Calvin
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Johnson and he brought the ship to New York.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Uh uh uh huh. And that's just how that's how
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: it's spread.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: And that's pandemic sense, the pandemics.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Just looking yeah, just looking, Duke.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: And all all up and all up and down the turnpike. Yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I guess Tyl here is number four. Yeah, I can't
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: think five for five. I'm sorry, number five. Well, either way,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: either way, enjoy Milwaukee, you're back home. He said, did
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: you see that nigga was number forty two? Originally that
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: was the number he chose, and then after the fight
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: he went to number eleven.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: They said, Bam, knocked some sense to that nigga. Who's
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: number forty two.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know why he picked he literally picked that out.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: It was Jackie Robinson.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the Great Way to Hope.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: He literally was number forty two and then he just
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: switched to eleven right after that happened.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I guess I don't know how to hit that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Bam got in. He got.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Thirty one of them up. Yeah, he knocked his ass out,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: he said. Apparently there's a video of it, just hasn't
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: come out yet. I would love to see that. I'm
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: surprised not on Twitter already. TMC is definitely trying to
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: pay somebody off to get it. He can't find a
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: nigga whan quit their job bad enough. They don't get
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: the favorite tyler that that's gonna get there, like around
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: around Christmas.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: It's not dropped right before the season start. It's going
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: to drop before the Milwaukee Heat gave Yeah, yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: They needed to flex it? Is that is that Christmas?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: They're they're probably gonna need to flex that that game.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: They only got to flex it if Milwaukee gets better,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: because who else is there? They don't got to be better.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: They don't have to be I need them to be
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: a little bit better.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Actually want can.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Embarrassed them after I whooped your ass, I whooped you all.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I need them to be a little bit better. Who
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: it is not? Still like Kuzma na Ko's my left
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: and he get traded.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Actually Kusman still there, Crisman still.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, you hate he sucks, but he is. But I'm sorry,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I know that your.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Man's it's not even my man's like that. I just
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: don't think he's. But but that's NBA cham being Lakers.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: That's what the NBA champions, that Lakers.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. The shorts man, Yeah, you see the shorts.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: They got Miles Turner, they got Keller Ware, Gary Trenton Junr.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: They got they got Superman. They got a good Kevin Porter,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Kevin Porter Jr. Kars Lebert, they.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Just got a collection of They just got a They're
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the new Nets.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: That's hommi Jaquez, I mean Jackie, Alex and.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: The NASAs.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: They could be mad the Miami.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: He was like, we are not taking He said, you
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: could come.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think they have the tanasas or you can't
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: make anymore. I don't think they have them anymore.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: That that had to be.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I want to say they were on this roster with
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: this NBA dot com ESPN does not have them on
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: the team because really, second we signed that paper, you
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: like you are cut immediately that no way, what's that video?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: He's a free agent.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: He's a free agent. The safety for the Jets. Whatever
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: his name was as soon as they.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Let as soon as that age dries, you're fucking gone.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Your bags need to be packed along with him. You
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: don't gotta go home. You gotta get fun out of here.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: One of the funniest tweets us and somebody tweeted a
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: game from like the Bubble but it was it was
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: the nass Is playing and they were like, why is
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: the nasa is playing in the Summer League And it
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: looks he was, Actually he might be playing the league being.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: He might be. It needs to be, he needs to be.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: He might be on the Summer League for like the
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Magic and some ship. He probably even in the summer
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: really stinging it up to that niggas asking the rookie
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: niggas like, neparticipate is crazy, man.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: There's a couple of brothers that that made it because
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: of the other brother.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Blake Griffin's brother.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: You can say that if you think Chagoon had mayonnaise
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: button Blake yours brother. Oh god, Blake Griffin's brother. Fucking
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: the THATIGT.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Jr.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Smith Smith brother j R. Smith, Oh yeah, j R.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Smith did have a brother.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: You had a brother.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: He had a brother in the league. He went to
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Manhattan University. Huh.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I think it went to MSG University. Yep. Jared Smith,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Chris Smith, I think he went to school at Canals
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: one season.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: The NASA is about to be thirty four.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: He got his degree from w O.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: You got your ring, bro, You scammed long enough.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: You scammed long. Your brother got enough millions that you
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: can just float off into the distance. I ever think
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: about you ever again in their life. This go off
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: into the sun.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: You can get a nice suburban home down the street
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: from one of us.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Exactly, hell got lived by one of us. He could
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: live in a big he got.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Millions, but he could stretch it out, stretch.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: It out, stretch it out.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I mean his brother's not gonna let me.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: No, that's true.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: But either way, both the Nasissists, I mean both, I
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: mean they deserve individual names. Both the number one, number two.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Both just drifted off into the sunset. And let your
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: brother do what he needs to.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Grease go play for exactly, go play for the little
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: hoop and grease go disappointed.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: The Greek Fisher had a brother.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: The fish had a brother in the league.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Derek had a brother in the league, Nam Dwayne Washington.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: What what in the fuck, who's Dwayne Washington. Yeah, that
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: sounds like an actor. Did you know Worce Grant had
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: a brother, yeah, Harvey, Yeah, no, even know that I did.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Actually he played for the Nets and the Clippers.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Dwayne Tyler Hansbrough's brother made it. That's crazy. The plumb
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Les actually not, well, the plumbers are still in the league.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: A least one of them is. Yeah, one of them,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Mason plumbley ass Yeah, actually, know what I'm thinking of Miles. Yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: you're thinking of Miles Plumbing.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, all the brothers was hooping in college. So
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: that's what the Evan Mobley's brother. Yeah, we're just making
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: up names. Well, you don't know had a brother, No,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Half. This is what I'm saying.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: All these niggas are collecting NBA. John Paxton had a
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: brother Jim.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: These are made up people. They made them up and
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: they stole money from people. Said yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Jim's I'm.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Glad brother his brother Michael.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: You remember Michael Thompson and Michael Thompson Junior.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Hilarious, man, Well that was fun.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Moving on on to the next one, On to the
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: next uh so, on to the Next, is anybody going to.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: The Chris Brown tour? I want you so bad, but
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I can't have a.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Lot of can't.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: So are you guys? Okay? So you guys won't bring
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: your ladies there. I was gonna I'll just watch it
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: on TikTok. I'm not gonna let your girl go up
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: there and get assaulted. Backshots from c B. We already
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: talked about this. We were talking about a kiss that
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: is Nigga is just straight thrusting.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: He's he's he's escalating every tour.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Next we gonna be finger popping, is gonna be insertion
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: of something, French fries, drink rocks.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: So we young young, the oldest possible thing you could say.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Scooba, Scooba School, Scooba School, Scuba school school. That's a song, yeah, Scoobla, Yeah,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: it's actual.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Were young, Yeah, Scooba, Scooba.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: You don't know what's crazy?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: A little mine.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: When we were seeing that back and forth together day,
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I didn't.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I forgot that was called scuba and I was like,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I was like swimming gift.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: And wimming gift.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know what the hell was?
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: I know what the search, I know what the search.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently. I don't know if this is probably it
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: could be real, it could be fake. Apparently one dude,
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: this dude's wife went up there. It was getting the
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: simulation backshots from c B and uh, he put all.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Ship out and said, we're not We're not doing this
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: no more.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I just found that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: I just I just gonna say.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Why, why let them go up there if you're gonna
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: be upset about what's gonna happen.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: He wasn't there, Ah, So she's thinking, he thinking, I'm
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: just saying, my wife taking a nice concert. Yeah, no way,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: he picks my wife out of those and my wife
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: would go up there and acting god damn fool.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: She know he was gonna be giving back shots.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: And then she don't want to mess up the performance
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: and go, oh no, Chris, don't do that.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Don't know, but I'm married.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Though she went up there in the first place, can't tell.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: She got a chance to go and stays to Chris Brown.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: So it's one of the it's one of those double
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: ed swards, you know what I'm saying, Like she got
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: a chance of a lifetime.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: You can't trust a nigga that says it's the w
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: and swards. This niggas fucking freaked out. You know what
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, got awards? He added an extra syllable to awards. No,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: it's it's a double awards award. Oh my god.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not great, but not great.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: But I don't know how that works in divorce proceedings, like,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: uh yeah. She went on on stage, Chris Brown like
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: the documentation and simulated.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Sex and and that did not make me feel good
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: and that hurt my feelings and you gotta go, well,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: would you like to be receiving back shots by Chris Brown?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: To make it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Even hunter k for Chris Brown? Backs?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Chris? Who's from?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: You could take me down?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Chris Brown?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Hello, I don't give a who's from the least.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Chris Brown got it all right?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I get payment. Are you thought?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Oh no that I didn't know.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he got the brand. You didn't specify.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I thought you meant the hamper. Huh.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: They got Dick too.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: What what I said?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Nigga? Got Dick to stop saying it? You asked? She said,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: what that was?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: What like? What not like?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Clarify? That was?
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: What like? Nigga?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: What like the are you talking about?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Not like not the tail. Please give us more information.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: More dick dick talk, please, nig got dick too. What
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: in the funk are you talking about? Remember when she's
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: got shot?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Nigga?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: What the yeah? I ain't gonna act like gan't see
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: that ship. Come on, gonna act like i't see that ship,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: like I remember when it happened. But what are we
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: talking about? I remind you I don't. It's not what
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: you want to. Look it up and you right looking.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Sad though I didn't see it.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Why not dapping each other? No, but it's just nigga
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: tap each other over an over another.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: That might be we can write that down to.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Biggerlings. There's gonna be somebody in Miami looking up in
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: the sky ruins like, what happened? We used to have everything.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: If you wanted food delivered to your door.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: You have it all. You have money, You get out
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: of the slot, said, what what happened?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Right? We putting it off another niggas dick like literal like,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: look at it. Look at how impressive this phoenixes take
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: it in.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: This nigga got Nigga got.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: On top of everything else that's talking about him, on
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: top of the money. You're talking about money. Top of
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: the bread.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: You got dict match, might have more Dictim break, I
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: don't know, might need more.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know what his finances in good say more
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: dicting bread.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: He ain't got more dictim bread.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: This nigga always tore him bron.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you live with all this life man.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: And it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, I'm there, I'm there.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: We can't there's a lot of dick observing going on.
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: We can't go there, dick watching this past weekend, this
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: last this listen, this past week's savations, investigations.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, yo, this past weekend dream con.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah it comes this past weekend. Oh yeah,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: it look like look like you didn't smell that bad
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: as year.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, okay, unfortunately he did not make it. We're supposed to.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: But like the last thirty minutes, which is like mecca.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be out there for like ten hours, Yeah
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: shout out.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: To was out there looking hilarious and that was funny.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: It's pinky.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: That was great. Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're out there for ten hours, you're gonna makes
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: like the brain or.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: The pink niggah had to go set.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: I was like Pinky the Brain or Pinky porn Star.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: No next Friday, Dream Friday.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, dream Con. Yeah, someone's a dream Con
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: horror story.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: What was the horror story? Yeah, I want I'm trying
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: to find it. You gotta be prepared, I know, I
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: know why you find out. You see the nigga who
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: was both from yu Gi Oh. Yes, with the blue
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: eyes white dragon. I had like a thousand blue eyes
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: white That is the That is the best cosplay out
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: costume I've ever seen in my life. Don't think I've
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: seen it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: That was the best one.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: That was quality. That ship was hard.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw. I saw a video
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: and this one guy was like a very accurate Pooty Tang.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: It was like this year. Yeah, one of the videos
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: where it's like one person they say like, oh, what's
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: your costume? And then they go to the next person
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: and say rate this cosplay. Yeah. The people afterwards didn't
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: know who he was. It was the most accurate Poody
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Tang that could ever Pooty Tang. Yes, they were just young.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, ah, who the hell? They were like
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: they said, like, we think it looks cool.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: What game is that from?
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: We'll give him a five. He was literally this is
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: a ten out of ten pooty tang. All right, it's
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: on TikTok.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: It's a reddit reddit posting.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I saw this, so it's in the r DC world,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: uh subreddit right shop already see world.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: My girl got took at dream Con. All right, it's
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: just kind of short. I'm gonna try to keep it short.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: It's the first time me and my girl been to
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: dream Con. We're both excited, both excited. She h.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I hate when it because when you go on the website,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: it makes you do the app thing. So let's just
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: screenshot this and move on with my life. M one second, guys, Okay,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to keep it short. It's the first
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: time me and my girl been in dream Con. We're
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: both excited because she seems in a but she seems
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: in a way more of a good mood than normal.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I put her on an R and D r DC
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: and the streaming world only three months ago, so her
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: level of excitement doesn't match. So as we were walking around,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I see she keeps looking at people doing doubling triple takes,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: smiling and all. We go to the bathroom and she
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: waits outside for me.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I come out. She gone, I'm calling in, texting nothing
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: for forty five minutes. We share locations, but I don't
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: i'd k if it was. I don't know if it
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: was the Wi Fi or signal or what, but that
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: shit wasn't working. It wasn't none of those things. I
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: finally see her, and her knees are actually like bad,
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: and her lipstick or liner or whatever is smeared.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Immediately, my thoughts are racing.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I relax and not jump to conclusions because no way right.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Ask her where she was at. She said she met
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: up with some friends. I brush it off anyway. We
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: go back to the hotel and get ready for the
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: basketball game. The basketball game, and then she tells me
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: she's not feeling good at wants to stay in and
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: I should go by myself.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I go.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: When my homeboy come back. She gone again, so me
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: and my dog track a location to a different room.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: My homeboy knows whose rumor it is. He played football
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: with the nigga She he played football with the nigga ggs.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I never played sports.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: I go back to the room, start packing.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: She comes in a little while later and lies and
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: says she was eating getting food. I played cool like
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: and say okay, I'm just packing early. She hops in
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: the shower. I asked my homwie to get in contact
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: with the football dude whose room it was, and to
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: sum it up, nigga had my girl picked up from
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: behind the knees. W dreamcon I'm good, little hurt.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: But I ain't tripping. They gonna choose picked up from
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: behind the knees. Yeah, yeah, damn. Now wow. One of
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: the guy had her hanging.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: That's nuts, picked up from behind.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: The didn't say he broke up with I think that
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: was I think that's.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Him just leaving. I think that's yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: He did not cry and stay. That's rough.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Now will she be able to come back later and finess,
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know, possible, But at least in that moment,
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: he had some dignity, he said.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I she was moving crazy like that, with the like
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: with like what the women be bold, man, that's crazy people.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Niggas be bold, lying bold. He was so good. You
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: should just go to the game by yourself.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: And to be that bold when you share locations, like
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I know where you are.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: What in the fuck came back to the room.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: She was not there.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I thought you didn't feel good? She comes back, She's
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: like No, I just got somethat gets in the shower
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: immediate show for meeting for a bitch that had been
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: your last shower bitch, bro.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Talk on love it myself?
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: That is crazy? Was the kitchen capture of that dirty
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: bitch before you get the chill for you worked up
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: a sweat eating?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: What the fun you got along?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: What you made a t K bitch?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? What's your way going backwards? What
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: is that?
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Why you your lift glosses smeared?
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: What were you doing? Your knees?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Why are your knees Ashley help punishment kneeing on rice?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's Nigerian parents are punishing. Did you see Sway
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: video about Liberrian punishment? I didn't watch.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: The niggas was getting tortured like spies. Well we'll go
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: back to that.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Huh librarian a librarian, no liberary librarian?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Now, so like you said librarian, I'm sorry.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: That just lets me know you weren't listening to listen,
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: because why the fun would you say librarian?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you said was talking about librarian. I
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: heard him say like librarian telling you said librarian, he
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: said librand no, but why would I say lebron like,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you want to tell me, straight
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: said Liberial. What do you think about library.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Office?
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: I was giving a paper cuts. Open your fingers. That's
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: about thousand cuts. That a paper cut. It's creezy. Hm,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: that shit hurt.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Get the limon juice, Like, did you see the response
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: to that story? If someone responded Monday, chesting plometrics, Tuesday,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: back in planometrics Wednesday, legs, Thursday, arms and cardio, Friday,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: just cardio, Saturday, chesting, arms, Sunday, back and legs, work
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: through the pain.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: That niggas going to be the strongest man on earth
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: by the time, gonna he's gonna get like fifteen pounds
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: of muscles. Yes, yeah, yeah, if it's true. If it's true,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: if it's true, read it. You know, people, people.
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: Be telling but man, but a lot of a lot
• 50:06
  Speaker 10: of a lot of good looking people at the dream Con. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: a lot of ass out there.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: There that's niggas out there.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: But it's also just good to see a lot of uh,
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: not only nerd people in the space and we have
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: a good space, but also especially black nerd people because
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: if if you guys don't really know the nerd space can.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Be very very racious every space.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: But people think some people might think, oh, because it's
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: not you. People think that people that are kind of
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: marginalized themselves would be more accepting.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Right, But I think I don't know if it's changed,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: because you know, we were at adults back then, but
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: like I don't know if it's like a tangential like
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: rise of like cell culture and like red pill and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: there would be possibly more aligned with that, like white nerds.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's if it's that type of.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Thing, yeah, or the nerds back then were less radical
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: or less bitter.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I mean they wouldn't be like that, It
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: would probably wouldn't be racist mm hmmm as much.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe I just think about like
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: every time there's like a black character at all in
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: these video games and just there's there's there's like.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Like they were just mad at a black Samurai video
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: game where it was talking about a real black sim
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: right actually here, but you watched the Last Samurai with
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Tom Cruise with no problem fuck off?
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Whatever, But.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: We got another beat of Brigade question. Yes, and I
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: like some of these responses. Some response really good, guys.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I want to read when that got dm oh you
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: got one, mm hmm. So let's start the page.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Let's start with the question. Of course the prompt I.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Mean, yeah, oh yeah, describe your love life in sports
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: terms personally or you're talking about us or just no,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I was just going to see the problem. So oh yeah,
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: of course, of course you describe your love life in
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: sports terms.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, this person wanted to I guess they want
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: to stay anonymous. But also they said that the prompt
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: was too long to fit in the box. But they
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: said Ben Simmons too afraid to shoot, couldn't handle the
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: game mentally, left to see happiness elsewhere. Mike tease the
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: idea of making a comeback in a year or two,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: just to see who all is still interested.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Wow, okay, okay, okay, So I mean that's probably more
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: positive than Ben.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: But it's a that's a common thing, you know.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: It's a good mentality.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: It's good mentality that you you know, just give you
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: some a little reset.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: You withdraw.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I would like to know how you withdraw, because if
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: you didn't mean all like then you know what I'm saying.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: But hey, you started fishing, playing whole different sports because
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: when you first said, I started looking for flesh, like
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: you can't turn gay, nigga. You know what, maybe maybe
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: because you know, I mean, it takes a lot of
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: gus to realize, you know what, maybe this coucie.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Thing just I mean it was a it was a woman.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: It was a woman.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: It was a woman.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I mean, yeah, maybe not taking is the
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: way to go. Hey, niggas can do that too. If
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: the nigga, maybe I need to start.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Finger mm hmm. Maybe I need to start finger maybe.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe h m hmm. Yeah, shout out to them now,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: ye yep, next o, go describe your love life in
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: NBA terms, sports, sports terms. Get ready to learn Chinese? Buddy. Yeah,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, Wang Dong Wang Dong Tigers. That
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: niggas said, I'm about to get a mail order bride
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: is too hard. This ship is crazy.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I thought it was the opposite. I thought they were
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: going to send themselves to China's. Probably be a passport, bro.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I heard they were looking for a passport bro going
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: to China's.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Nuts. Hey, you're looking for brother Chinese, Chinese, Chinese looking
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: for Chinese. I heard y'all needed some help over here
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: repopulating Chinesees.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I heard y'all had a bit of a population this year.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I heard you got some piping issues over here, man
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: a Puma.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Describe your love life in sports terms. Tony Snell straight cardio,
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: no stats, zero percent field goal percentage, just running just
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: running out out there running around.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: That hurts.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: That's tough because what are you like, like, like, what
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: are you actually doing?
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, also doesn't help that years later to he still
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: came out and said he's autistic. Okay, so that's that's
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: his dating issue. He don't know he's autistic and that's
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: why he's he's missing shots all these girls.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: But liked Tony Snelly's been shooting he shots that game,
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: wasn't he literally didn't shoot?
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: I said, So it's like this nigga even shooting shots.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: He's he just sees him and he's just going to
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: the bar and buying drinks for himself and just be like, no.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Buying them drinks and just leaving. I don't even think
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: he's buying.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Now he's talking to the.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Chicken, and the chick will be like, hey, we should
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: get out of here, Like no, I like it here?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Why why?
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: I actually looks like it's about to Rain, I think
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: we should stay in.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Don't you want to go in the bedroom. The movie
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: is still on. Yeah, the movie is still on.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: We still have about thirty seven minutes left in the movie.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Are you hot? I can turn on the air if
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: you'd like. Why do you have it?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Blake? It's it's actually a little warring here, actually, you know?
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: And blank man kept the hint nigga, God damn, get
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: your dick up.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Let's go game time, top top work the bone up.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Sorry I didn't bring my sex socks.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Now, this is when I wanted.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see what you guys interpret from this,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: describe your love life in sports terms. This person said,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Nick's winning a chip, winning a chip? What do we
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: think that is? They were single Favernay and and got
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: the ring. I thought it was a ring. I think
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: they got the ring all the way they got the ring.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, assume So what are you thinking? Man?
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: I was thinking, like, all right, you don't usually get
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: no action, but then you finally got Like it could
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: be that you finally got you finally got it. That
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: it could be that what's long eluded you.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna assume that you found a partner that they
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: actually I might say it gotta be that they got
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: a partner that the yeah uh A sports movement that
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: describes your love life. DeShawn Jackson versus Giants Christmas Day
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: almost bobbled my lady took it to the.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Crib with the ring.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: He almost almost almost He almost lost his girl to
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Shan Jackson almost.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how did he almost do that?
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Describe how you almost rumbled talking too much?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Could be there?
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it in here And then she she
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: was like, all right, this nigga is stupid. Let me
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: play it out for Do you want to funk?
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, I would just got a ring on it. So
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: I think he actually got engaged. Yeah, yeah, shout out
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: to him. Job man.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Describe your love life in sports terms. Traded Devin Booker
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: reliable twenty point per game score for future picks. The
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: picks turned into Jalil Okafour and Anthony two Dodoos.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: The grass is not always greener, not always, and it's
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: it's more than likely it's not greener. Not gonna disparage
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: anybody from trying other grass.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: But I'm gonna tell you this, you need to do
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: better scouting. Your scouting reports were way off there. I
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: don't know who's on your scouting team. You need to
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: fire them and hire a new scouting team.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Because also got to scout yourself.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, also scout yourself. What are you get to analyze
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: your prospects?
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Do you have the cap space?
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Is Devin Booker your ceiling or your floor? Things that
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: you need to know?
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: What are your expectations of Devin Booker? Do you expect
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: to go to like the playoffs? Or do you expect
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Devin Brooker to carry you to a hip or do
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: you expect Devin Booker to score seventy when you're losing
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: my fifty?
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Mmm?
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Do you do you expect Devin Brooker to go both ways?
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Do you vin Booker is a point guard? Are you
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: playing this wrong position?
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: You want him to facilitate? Do you want Are you
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: helping Devin Booker succeed? Are you the problem?
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Are you the issue?
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's a structural office thing.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: It sounds like a front office thick Bradley Beale? Why
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: after all the evidence you had, you had so much
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: evidence and not do the Bradley?
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: But you did it, but you did it, but you
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: did it?
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, bye, okay, okay, Okay.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Brother, all right, this is a good one because I
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: don't know what it means. Oh h describe your love
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: life in a sports ertmy and down goes. I was
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: gonna say that, nigga, it's a tragedy. What it's what? Now?
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: What do they mean by that? Because I know it's
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Dereck Rose. What what do you think that means? It's
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: a catastrophe? You didn't this is what it is. I
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: thought that you were gonna have a really good situation.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: You thought things were great and and it.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Went awful and he was able to pick it back up.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, never hot take. I thought that, nigga, Man, he
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: had herpes.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 11: Because I can say, no, I can't. I consider herpes
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 11: like a a c L. It can't kill you, but
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 11: you're never the same.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, And that's what I thought, Like what happened? He
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: had a career, any injury, He had a career, any injury.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Your dating life is never the same? Yeah, no it a.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: You can still date? Well, boy, isn't harder? But boy,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: have you of the ant I mean, if you're going
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: to be an ethical human being, yeah, it mean a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: piece of ship. It doesn't change. You're gonna be a
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: good person. I got to a c l like, no, no,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: you don't. You have herpes, you have turf toe, you
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: have there's no cure for that.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: That's rough, tough.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: It's tough. I'm not gonna be jumping out the gym
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: anytime soon, never again.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Actually, you might have a redemption games years later. One
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: boy did he who have the greatest game was going
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: on that nigga put a put a fifty. I think
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: you put up sixty six with the Timberwolves.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Timber Wolves have to go. They had rose Dad, they
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: had jerseys. He's gonna have to rehab with some val treks.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: It was raining Roses from the ceiling and niggas had
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: on prince uniforms and shipp It was Roses man one game.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: And he even had to play that game. You could
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: have been taken out. You didn't have to fund that girl.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: You could have you had, you didn't have. You didn't
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: have to go.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: No rubber.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: They've been told that nigga stop all that pro hopping
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: and jumping and stamming. On two. They told him had
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: to be in that game.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I'd be like that sometimes. Mm hmm. Describe
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: your love life and sports terms. This is good. I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: like Connor McGregor's knee.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: I think I think he scammed by the way I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: do side quick sidebou say side note, I think he scammed.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I think he knew he was hurt. I looked at
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: that contract, fifteen mil guaranteed. Whether he won loss didn't
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: matter exactly. He took a couple of punches and was
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: like then the drink thing.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: His first movement into the into the ring, it seemed
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: like he was injured, Like I don't.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Know if he magically walking into the ring, like with
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: his flag on his back, he was hurt.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't. Yeah, it was bullshit.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: I think it was bullshit. And he put out that
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: whole paragraph was so sharp.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: And this that and the third right, right.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, scamming Dana White is fine with me.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I just know what I saw, and I know you're
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: a piece of ship. Yeah anyway, no absolute piece of ship. Yeah,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: now he got he got weird cases, right.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: The horrible case.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: Horrible like it's not even it's weird as not describe it.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say. It's so disgusting that I don't
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: even want to mention it. But you are an absolute piece.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Of ship, and I hope you're there is beyond repair.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: I hope it's never the same, and I hope the
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: second one follows up. Yeah, so that describe your love
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: life in sports terms? The terrorist dearon Fox had all
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: the potential, blows it on a necessary lay of attempt.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it happens in the moment. Just learn.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: You gotta learn from it.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: I almost almost blew it on an unnecessarily la up
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: at ten before Hey, But sometimes you just gotta take
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: the ball back down.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Ye, dribble out the clock. Sometimes you gotta dribble out.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the safest move is the smartest move. Drive out
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: the clock. Man, we've been Who are you playing hero
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: ball for?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: You're not the hero? Or you could just get your
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: own rebound, throw it off the backward, got it? I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: don't that a little scared there? Got it? Continue dribbling? Yeah?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: I like these?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Who does your wall?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Describe your love life in sports terms?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Where do you go?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: I just lost it?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Here you kyrie irving? You think that nigga hooping until
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: you realize what you're doing. Hello, dribbling not scoring. It
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: has to past God damn any thoughts he Kyrie doing
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: all that dribbling anything. He dribbled like a god, damn,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: but he ain't doing nothing. Sometimes illusion it's.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: An a louse misdirection. It's like a fushigi.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you exactly. It looks good.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Ship the Figi balling. We will not beginning.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: You know you don't feel about him, but that's whoa
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: he went bonding back into his legs to that man's.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Ninety fifty forty club multiple multiple seasons.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: We ain't gonna do him like that, Mike will that
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: bonus and bullshit like.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: That com mercier really made you want to get that ship.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 12: I wanted that ship so bad, boy, And then and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 12: then when you actually play with it, you're like, what
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 12: so fuck? It's just a balls, just the ball, standard balls,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 12: just the ball, just and one first.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: That was a regular ball.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: He was just moving his hand around this ship. Man
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: even tricking y'all, Man, trick y'all.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: He just went around.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: The funny don't even look at it with their eyes like,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: oh oh fuck, they had us, man, they had.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Us info versius. That was only two thousands.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: I remember being like middle school seeing that ship, like.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: The ship's always used to be one so bad.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: I'd be right at them commercials with the tax nigga
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: with the green suit, the general now nigga that board
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: like the the money suit, the.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Money suit waiting, no idea what you're talking about. I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: know it's all about No.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that was the same thing, though,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: because I used to see No I'm what I'm saying. I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: used to see commercial on a nickelodeon. That commercial came on,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: like if you were watching like Maury or some ship. Yeah,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: this nigga, Yeah, that that nigga.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, I've seen that.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: It would be that nigga, and then it would be
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: the everest nigga. Why are you sitting on your couch?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: H You know that was just a random Yeah, it
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: was just that was really a random Yeah, they said
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: fifty dollars. You know you're throwing your life away. You know.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: The lighting for that commercial with somebody's car headlights, I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: just turned the car on. I believe it.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: That was that was the lighting.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing? I see you waste your time?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: You will bum You got a little dick. You ain't
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: doing ship, you ain't even in school. You stink.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: How'd you just go to Everage, go to edit Everage done.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Doney, your box is a dirty haven't taken a shower
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: in a week.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: You're sitting around smelling like dukie man. Get up?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: You got hurt behind you? Is he ain't leftover Chinese food?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Cold? You're wearing the same socks for six weeks in
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: a row.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: You're broke your girl out here fucking on you.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: You're using ten and one shampoo, getting bent by the knees.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: You're washing your face with Irish spring.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Go to school. Get up, nigga.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: You haven't had a vegetable in two months.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Go to school, Everage, go to school.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Go to school, Nigga, Everage University and then go to
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: school Nigga and then JJ Wentworth commercial will come on
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: right after that. I have a structured settlemented.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: What worth now bangers? They didn't make them like that?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: No more.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: No, I'm scheduled and abortion age seven seven cash.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Now, Okay, I got some questions for your five hundred dollars.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Oh actually, Lama, before you asked that question, I was talking.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: I had to start over the weekend because apparently, like
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: they're supposed to be working on the static shock like
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: live action movie, really okay, And I just had to thought, like,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: what if you were at like the explosion right where
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: like the bang babies were made, and like everybody around
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: you waking up with powers mm hm and you.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Just get cancer? Oh wow, what the hell?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: I was like, how mad would you be? What is
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: this motherfucker over here shooting fireballs? Another motherfucker over here
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: disappeared in the showers, shadows and you just got.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Gleio blessed Oma.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, motherfucker's over here making destruction of the city. And
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: you got chemo on Thursday.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Hey man, that's the power, the power of molding.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: You got power.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: I was like that ship, crazy bro powers.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: That's the thing with vision. That's damn. That's that's rough.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: They got mad dope powers too. I can become a fireball.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: You just sitting in the window watching static shot, just.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Flopping the little bit.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Damn flying.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Their powers actually fried me. My powers actually destroyed all
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: my white blood cells.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: They're just sitting in their dirty blood all the negative
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: side effects.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: Everyone else is good, incontinent, poor guy, sterile.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: All that ship, the power, it was too strong for
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: my body.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: It rejected. It rejected. It killed all my white budshells
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: and my spur himself.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Damn, I'm a eunuch. Oh good.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know why I had that thought.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I was just like, I don't know, that's that's crazy.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Oh so I got some questions, But this isn't a question.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: It's an update from a previous question we had.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Fantastic.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: It says update on the reptile downstairs from me. He
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: told the landlord to fuck himself. So the landlord shut
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: his electric off for the day because it's paid through
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: the building. He's been quiet since. I can't move because
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I'm because my livel across the street from me and
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: has healthy shoes. I help with household stuff and go
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: with it, go with her to appointments that I know
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: she won't do on her own. Couldn't call cops because
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: landlord is like seventy and think thinks weed is a crime.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: So he told me no police to the house. Hm hmm, okay, So.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: What was the original thing again?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know. He was beefing with his downstairs neighbor.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, and we were trying to give him advice
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: on what to do. Yeah, And it was like he
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: pretty much can't leave. And remember it was like the
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: he sent his son to talk to him, like the
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: dude that sent his son, oh.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so like fun yourself or somebody said go
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: fuck your though. Yeah but yeah, okay, all right, mind.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: I saw something on Twitter. I guess a guy lived
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: in an apartment building. I don't know if he was
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: beefing with somebody in the apartment building or the landlord
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: or what.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Niggas took the stairs.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: I saw that. What took the stairs? I guess he
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: lived on like the second floor. They just literally took
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: the flat of steps.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: They were going, no stairs. I don't know how you do it.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know. They just it was a real video.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: To that steps to Meet that was removed and it
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: was like caution tape. It was just like they took
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: the steps. I ain't never seen no ship like that.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: That some petty ship.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: I aspired.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: I inspired. I wouldn't know what to do.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Now you're trapped. Yeah, she's just gonna get some rope
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: and be like all right, and you're forced to call
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: gym class every day and just forced to call the
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: fire department like that's fun.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: They gotta come lift you.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Up to.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: You get get the scissor lifting.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I gotta get one of them old people.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: M hm.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Hm hm hilarious.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: M hmm. Okay, I think we did something similar. Hmmm.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: You get ten million dollars. But you have to live
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: in the last movie you saw for a year?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: The last movie? What's the last the last movie you
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: saw Missus doubt Fire? What?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: What's the last movie you have to live is miss Fire?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: I don't give Mike's locked in.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't even finish it though, but I'm like, you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: got like thirty minutes.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Ever seen it? It's good? You never seen Missus Doutfire?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's good. Even if I did I
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: was little, it's good. I'm not much like I think
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: I told you, I'm not a movie rewatcher. So if
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: I did see something when I was a little kid,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: it's a classic I saw when I was a kid,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: And probably the only movie I really did rewatch was
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: like Rugrats, Major Pain Ship like that. Yeah, but movies
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: like that. I'm sure I saw a Parent Trap one
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: time and just never went back like movies.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just that's fair much.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: If I'm a watcher rewatcher, A huge rewatcher. I do
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: need to go back and rewatch them, because at this
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: point it'd be like seeing her for the first time.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: It's a banger, like, yeah, I remember, like but an
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: absolute heater. I I didn't even know they had the
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: technology to do that. Like that that good they did
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: back then.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anybody thinking that she was a twin it seems
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: like it like for the nineties and like that is amazing.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: It still looks good.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck? And that was good acting
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: by her for Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Oh for sure, goddamn rated actress. Well what movie?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: What was last movie?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: I watched?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: The Dark Knight?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're dead? Ten mil You're dead, that's what
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: that's the last movie? Your cook? Are you gonna take it?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Don't be a drug dealer, You'll be all right pretty much,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: bizarre connect.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Don't be a drug.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Nigga.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a male man nigga. But yes, I'll
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: take the money. Yeah, I worked for Wayne Industry. Watch nigga,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I'm a temp.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Remember the last movie I watched? Man? You can't remember
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: the last movie.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: No, I'm only been watching a Netflix series than I
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: was watching the polygamistic.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd want to live in South Africa.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean where people was living. They had money,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: so like it was rich. Yeah, so rich.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: I hope you all went back and watched this. By
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: the way, some of them did, I know some of
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: them did.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: It was crazy.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Last movie I watched was actually Obsession. For that.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: It was good.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: It's a good it's cool. It's a good movie. If
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: I'm just there, am I you're the main character. I'm
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: the main character.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, you got living in the middle one getting obsessed over.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: You're not just a guy walking, You're not just across
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: the You're not the movie though. I just read this summary,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: like not the summary, but.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Like watching a nigga gate the scriptor well, I wouldn't
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: be a bitch, so that wouldn't happen to me. Okay,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: so yeah, so I don't take the ten mil and
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: probably get more mills from being in the movie.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: I really can't think of the last movie I watched.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I think the last movie I
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: watched probably the Avatar movie.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: Tend to be an Avatar Sure, get killed by the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: fire Nation. What you're talking about? Avatar just a.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Thig that sell the cabbages. Okay, my cabbages.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: But then you it's it's real avatar. You actually get
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: killed with the cabbages. Maybe not, I don't know.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my cabbages now, but you're a front line fire
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: nation to.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Be honest, an expendable fire nations.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Expendable under commander show the cruel one.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're moving like the Soviet Union in World War two.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Some of you may die, but doing it for the nation.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: That mm hmm s that I m hm. Okay, hey guys,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: high question, I answered, m M okay are you high m?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: What do you?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: M M?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: Would you rather have wings for arms and be able
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: to fly but no hands or fingers or super strength
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: with no legs?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Say it again?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: The fuck high question?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: So I'm either geo dudee.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: You rather have wings for arms and be able to
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: fly but no hands or fingers or super strength with
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: no legs some geo dude and pigey Yes, yeah, honestly.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Might do the pig give me geo dude?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: Want to have no hands?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: No hands?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Like you can fly but you have no hands? Wings
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: just that's all you have is wings. You can't grab ship?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Do you can?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: You can't even you can't even beat you meat no more.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: You can fly, you can fly, but you can't beat you.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: You're just flapping it.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Yo, looking the bean, just going off air.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Facts. Yeah, you're just needing so much air friction.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Sides.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: It's wild, little boy. Damn made a wind turbine. Yata
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: pitch you use.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: World wind.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Wind turbine, sucking it right at.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: It, give me real blow job.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: It's a dust devil.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Because fine, like flying is cool and all, but where
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: are you going?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: What you doing?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: It's like this where you're going? It's like what are
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: you doing anywhere?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: But then also like just because you can fly, that
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: doesn't mean that you have like super speed would flight
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: like not that.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Means that you're casually flying?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, but what are we doing with the strength?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 8: What do you?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know? Whatever?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: I can be an arm wrestling competitions.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: Never mind they went money like I can make money.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: You'd be the world champion in the Slap La ball
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Man Slap League, like I can like thirty seven and
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: thirty seven kills.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: What money about making?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Just break it next, like
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: we're gonna have to suspend it.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: You're actually you can't play anymore. You're killing all of
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: our strong man contests. Like just so many things I
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: could do. Y.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just don't really lift up the boulder.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: I'm super I don't need likes to do that upper body.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: I mean I guess, yeah, I guess you could just
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: toss it onto the platform like your fingers.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Like lek at me? How was he doing it? I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: gotta buy I got to buy that ball. Amazing event,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: just get from the trophy.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: I have to buy that ball. Yeah, so legs are
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: overrated if you have super strings. Okay, it's like what
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: if you could fly?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: But you it's an hour?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, that's not worth not's fingers fingers and.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: See a lot of gas.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: You need to go Walmart and you got carried the
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: bags flying. You're not strong.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: You can just fly so them bags are heavy. We're
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: just gonna slow your dass running.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: I would just use that on door there, use errands.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: Would you fly where I want to go?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Okay at twenty miles an hour?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: What are you going wherever I want to go? I
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: just got a plane ahead.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You just see Michael flying flapping outside.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: I'm just doing that for me.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Be like what I was.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: I was about to be mean to Mike.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what are you gonna say? Yeah, don't floor
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: is yours, don't even floor is yours.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Don't even do it. You know, you get one, you
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: don't even do it.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Everybody gets one, you don't even do it. We gonna say,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: come on, look at the time you get don't even
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: do it? Listen.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: I pressed mother. I was just saying, why are you flying?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: Like it'd be like on white, like, oh my god,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: what happened to the sun? Okay, that's it?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: Ah. Speaking of that. Speaking of that, someone said question
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: for large Michael, have you thought they typed it out
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: like that? I bet they did. Have you thought about
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: doing streams where people roast you like lospoils TV? I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: feel like you would shoot to the moon lose. Yeah,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know they did that. Interesting, Okay, they just
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: roast me, roast me. I mean if you want to,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: I mean you want to, Nah, you don't want to
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: get roasted? Nah, I get it.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: I feel like Mike will only do it if if
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: he could roast back exactly.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: They have to have their pictures.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: But that's not do you have to have you have
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: to be on the thing with me exactly, like I
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: had to be able to look at you while you
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: I mean you could do that on what Instagram or
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: you could do to be honest, coming and roast.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: We have a live roast off. That would be funny.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: Get you a little quick with it, get the jokes
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: better and.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: M m hm.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: He's got a sign behind and said, roast me joined
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: a live and roast me. Let's have a roast off.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: People vote. They do that on TikTok.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, m hmm, yeah, I mean I would definitely don't
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: mind getting paid to hear thousands of fat jokes I
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: probably already heard before.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: So that could be part of it. Hey, money is
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: always a great incentive. Yeah, okay, Oh look, I'm gonna
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: say this one something we recently did. I didn't know
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: if he saw that and made this or just it's
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: a coincidence, but he said, Yo, see him here, your
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: boy having a son, first child.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Mike.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: We beat the odds. I haven't heard from see him
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: in a while. A minute and he said, can you
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: guys see him? See Mike doesn't remember.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, first we thought it was Calvin me.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the person you thought it was me? Sending in
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: the questions, No, it's someone else, shout out man, congratulations.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: But his question was, can you blind rank the following
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: SpongeBob quotes.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, I thought that was about to be your father's question.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: Let's let's talk about something important. SpongeBob.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Blind rank SpongeBob quotes. Okay, this is already gonna be fun.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it in the order he put it in.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: So blind rank SpongeBob quotes number one, our first option
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: my leg two classic, yeah, immediate two to no objections.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I think we could put that in one for real. No, no,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: because it's the one that already comes to my mind.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: It's the most used.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: It has to be.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: It's no, my leg is pretty much used, damn everything.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: This one is used more, is it?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: Yes? Mm hmm, all right, okay, because only is you're confident.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: So where's where's it going to to? All right? Next one?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: I wombo you wombo, he she me wombo.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: I'm going three. Kind I'm going three. Well, no, I
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: could put that at four. That's not really much a
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: four four four, now, granted, I do I do bring
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: up wumble a lot I'm like, you just gotta switch.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mm hmm, okay before number three or next one.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: No, this is Patrick.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: Three, okay, keenan.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: Funny moment, but quotable.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: You're just blind making the quote. I'm not making it.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: Quote itself, quote itself. Okay, No, this is Patrick. Four.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: No, we already have four, so it's one, three and
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: probably three five.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: Oh no, there's actually seven of these.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh I was looking at it.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would you change anything? What was number two? To
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: my leg? My leg, I can stay one? Bo four down? Six? Okay,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: is going to six? My bad? I forgot you guys
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: can't see what I'm saying.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: And then I'm Patrick. We could put that at five, yes, okay,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: put that in five.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: This is Patrick.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: This is Patrick Patrick another course to chors.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, lead.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: That might that might be three. Yeah, yeah, that's.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Up there little Lily.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Larry wedding.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're gonna put that at three, all right, next one, Hey, pal,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: you're just blowing it from stupid town.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: That's when Patrick was uh uh sweeping with the broom,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: just scraping up the bloor from from stupid town.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: You said seven.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, so what's open one and one in four, one
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: in four, the next one. Oh, brother, this guy stink.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: That's number one, number one, Okay, that's number one.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: I definitely don't think that they say that more than
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: my leg, but I'll give it.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: That they say that that's used.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: In like, oh, it's a more notable quote. Yeah for sure.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: So are we going off for quotable?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: Are we going off of what you think is a quote?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Like like ranking the quote?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: The quote, how funny, iconic, it's all.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: Wrapped in there.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one package. Okay, all right, the moment, in the
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: context of the show and in the grand schemes.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, yes, okay, oh brother, this guy stinks.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: Because are we doing quotable You're like, no, we're ranking
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: the quote, and now it's like that's more quotable, Like okay,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: so like, which what are we doing?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: Okay overall goodness?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, so yeah, yeah this guy stinks.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: So bang. What's going for is what's funnier than twenty four?
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: Twenty five?
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm mad at like, hey, I just got my
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: license next doubt it.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: You're not talking about this or this. We're talking about this.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy stinks. My leg lead lead, everything else
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: is whatever.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: Hold moll oh, rod, this guy stinks. Yeah, yeah, that's one.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: Next question, yeah one man, we already now let's see
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: paging doctor. Hm hm, that's a very random.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: Why do you guys listening to the silence? When's last
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: time you text your mother and told.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Them you love her?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: What in the hell? Just think about that?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: Just giving that reminded? When's last time he told him.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: The other day?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: Where's last time you kissed your father on the forehead?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: Never? You've never father? I never my dad before.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Why in the hell am I kissing my dad on
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: the forehead?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: Why not about I see Pops walked out before the
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: next time you kiss him? Nick in the hospital?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Bad that I miss?
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: I'm saying your father, go kiss your father, That's what
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like I still want my dad
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  Speaker 2: would be the one kissing me on the forehead. I
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: don't kiss my dad. Why can't you kiss your dad
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: on the fore head?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: I just don't, can it?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Not? Everybody has that relationship with their dad, like, well,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: maybe you should have one. I do have a related
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: ship with my dad, but we don't kiss each other. Sorry,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: we don't kiss each other either. From the sound of it.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: He don't kiss me, I kiss him.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: So it's not consensual. It's not even it's not consensual.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: He is living and there's something about the Johnson's right
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: strangers about the Johnson's Yo, hey, yo, you need to
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: fucking relax.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Ship boys in your fuck you it's crazy, yo, yo.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: We knocked the bathroom door down and the mom's gonna
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: turn off the music, Like, what the fuck is crazy?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: Is that still on YouTube?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: I hope? So that got to be to watch that.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: I got to be at a billion views by now.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: It don't. But it's at one point three million.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: Thirty million. It doesn't have a lot of rewatch win
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: why on Twitter than it did YouTube.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: I can't even tell which one is the original though.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: One of those things, this one says fourteen years ago
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: two point four million, that ship was so wild.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, listeners at home, go and watch that strange thing
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: about strange thing stuff.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: Anybody interview that fucking writer, that director, Like somebody was like, like, what,
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: what what made you come.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: Up with this?
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: Like it's a biography.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Inspired by true events. Arid Astor that's the name of
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: the writer he made that I've heard him before. I've
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: heard I've heard of him from Princeton, New Jersey, sy. Yeah,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: he made Midsomar Hereditary, Hereditary Begone.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know what none of these are. Sounds like
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: a good good films.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: It's actually a plant. I have one in my house.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: I just repotted it.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: I know it.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: It sounds like something that grew.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he made that twenty twenty eleven eleven. Yeah, well yeah,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: that's uh sorry, that's random.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: Ago. It was fifteen years old. Damn.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: Did you see the event that they had in New York. Yeah,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: that shit was tough.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: I was like fifteen years old. That Jesus Christ. That
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: ship was tough.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: I was like, wow, they finally did the full big
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: event in New York in Times Square.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: You realized we were just documenting stuff for Volunteer Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: what were we doing.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: Pretty much the company that was making Pokemon Go was
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: using all the geographic information that they were using for
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: like the Pokemon stops and all that stuff.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: Pretty much just funding like a.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Pseudo militaristic mapping out the world. Yeah, pretty much for them.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: Genius playing.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie like and the guys of Pokemon.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta give it up.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: Say you got us, You got us. It seemed like harmless.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: Got us seemed like harmless. Fun was not. It was fun,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: but it was not harmless.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: You got us for sure?
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: And did not know that? The more you know, the
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: more you know.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Hmm, what the hell is this? All? Right? Next question,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna read it. Whatever happens happens. Would you
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: quit your day job and start doing this for money?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: Every day you pick a gas station or convenience store
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: that sells Dick Slash energy pills, and for every pack
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: you take, five hundred dollars is instantly transferred to your
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: bank account. No daily limit, but a weekly limit of
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: one hundred packs aka fifty thousand dollars of income. Nothing.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: No'm gonna make it past the first week. Yeah, I'm
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: gonna fucking dick pails?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Do you expect us to take? It's just the dick pails,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: it says Dick Slash ergey.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: You're gonna survive Slash energy pills.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're not gonna. So it could be you're going
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: to die the rhino or the thunderbowl. I don't know
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: what they're called, but they say any pills. You're going
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: to gas station pills to perish. I see you're trying
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: to finagle ken. You're going to die.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: You're not going to make enough money to actually is
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: it one today? You gotta take a pack every pack?
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: That means yeah, but like one pack, so that's two pills. Yeah,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: that's only five hundred dollars. Though, it's you have to
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: keep taking that.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: There's no daily limit. It's however you want to do it.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: You could do it once a week. I do that.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: I do that.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: It said to quit your job though, right, yeah, well
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: would you do this?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: It says, what do you do? Would you quit your
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: job and start doing this for money? Would you quit
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: your job? I do it?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: Wow, you're only going to make it a month.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to figure out along the along the
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: timeline of which one of the weaker pills, and those
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: be my mm hmm.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: You're going to be start doing some stick pills, not
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: dick pills.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: So one day it might be a dig pill, next
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: day be an energy pill, and then I might do
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: another energy pill, then go back to a dick pill.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Either way, you don't want to fuck your blood.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: I spoke heroin yesterday. Now now next week.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 5: Those dick pills aren't fucking cracker heroin. They're not.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: They're affecting your heart and your organs for sure.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're not cracker heroin though might as well. True, true, true,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: That's why either way, you're not not doing it every day.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: Micro No, I'll just keep going to work. I'd rather
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: go to work. You don't want to better enough, don't
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: you don't?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: You are right?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: And then energy pills. If the pharmacists is saying no,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: they're selling it in a gas station, I don't think
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: I should be taking it like a viel the fucker's
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: be over there taking pre workout to the head. What's
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: it any?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: True?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Like you would be mother fucking ears be.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: Tingling like I gotta see the nutritional facts first and
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: then and.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: I'm saying like, I'm not just gonna pop anything that
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: motherfucker got in the wins.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: But give me that, give me that, give.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: Me that mmhmm yeah, give me all that ship, all right,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: give it to give it to him, Give it to him,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: him and only him.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: He is the one always asking for outland ship. I'm
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: not asking that it was offered. I didn't ask for it.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: You're taking out.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Landed ship, saying out listen, got Dick.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: To listen, Dick breezy, got that breezy what Discovery Tour
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: exactly right?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: Once you say, oh, you.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: Know, time to Dick go. At the end of the
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Dick's Day, the Dick was gonna dick in. Is not
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: that serious podcast, Mike, I'll show you. Make sure you
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: finally see it.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: All right, then I'm gonna show you get a you
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: showed me one, so so you know what we're even
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: now this would be this.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: Would be a new one. I want to show you.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: I ain't show you an old Dick. Yeah, it's time
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: to go, So please buy tickets to the live show
• 1:38:23
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• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: tickets from our wet from the links in our bios
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: or the City Winery website, nowhere else. It's gonna have it.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great time.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: We want to hear more.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: Keenan Dick talk live. Man, we'll see you and after that,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: we'll see you next week, saying time. We didn't forget
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: about the Potaton too. That's still coming.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: That's coming, maybe not before the live show, but before,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: not before the live jong impossible. Actually, well not not impossible,
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: improbably because very improbable.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 5: We could do it the day, but too much because
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 5: it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You ain't gonna talk about we cannot.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: We ain't doing nothing someday.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, we are, so all right, guys, by what's done?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not we're doing something else or nothing else.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: He's not having.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: Familiar exactly. We need to finish, come down, We need
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: to finish.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: Convince him to habits I'm not having. Yeah, that's what
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: make the man. You've been playing this for months.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: Aituate man where you know.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: It might not be anything we'll see. You might not
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: have to come down here, might not.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: It might be a whole bunch of hold does have
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: good clues, and it'll be something clues