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The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 51 · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  What up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the music,
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  would you be ready to begin the show? One billion
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  percent ready. I'm gonna hit the button. You're
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  listening to The Hammer and Hank Show with Henry
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  Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammer
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  and Hank. Legend on the airway spree. Autistic
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  kingpin. Kelly's hard OG. Wild night. What's
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  up, Hammer and Hank? How are you? How the heck
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  are you doing, buddy? Fucking exhausted, but
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  I'm here. How has your week been? I'm here, too.
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  I have not talked to you since before my Chicago
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  trip. It's crazy. How was your Chicago trip,
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  buddy? It was good. I went to Chicago, then I
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  went to Minneapolis and saw a girl there and
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  did some business up there. So overall, a really
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  good trip, bro. A really, really good trip. I
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  honestly made a lot of memories there. I met
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  the 93X Half -Assed Morning Show, which is like
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  one of the biggest shows ever in Minneapolis.
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  And so for me, that is a memory. But for you,
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  Hammer and Hank, What is your radio memory of
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  the day? My radio memory is I got to do a PSA
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  for Old School 1079 in Great Bend, Kansas. Now,
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  I don't know if we have that exact PSA. Is it
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  the one from 2016 or 2019? 2019, buddy. All right,
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  I have it right here. I'm going to play it for
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  you. You're not going to be able to hear it,
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  but I'll point at you when we're done playing
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  it. Cool? Okay, buddy. Get it? Got it good. People
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  of autism are often treated like they are different.
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  Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but
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  my buddies may have known me as Hammer and Hank.
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  I was labeled as slow when I started school.
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  Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors
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  decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,
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  I have completed an associate degree in radio
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  broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco
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  Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I
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  am different. People of autism have no needs.
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  No different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and
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  learn to gain education and join the workforce.
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  I did it, and so can anyone else with autism.
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  So when you meet someone with autism, don't feel
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  sorry for them. Work with them. Find out for
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  yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a
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  condition. To find out more about autism, please
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  visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's
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  time to listen. back hammer and hank cool buddy
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  what are some other memories you have in radio
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  i took a tour of the eagle radio center in great
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  bank kansas in both 2004 and 2020 2020 how different
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  were the studios between that 16 year period
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  about the same oh wow uh hammer and hank For
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  people that are listening for the first time,
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  you are very good at singing the national anthem.
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  It is kind of your thing. Wouldn't you say? I
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  sang the national anthem at the Stockton Ports
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  game last Tuesday. So what we're going to do,
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  I have the national anthem. Again, you're not
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  going to be able to hear it, but I will play
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  it on my end. We've got to figure out that technology,
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  but as long as the show gets recorded, that's
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  all that matters. All right. It's all that matters,
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  buddy. All right, here's Hammer and Hink singing.
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  Good job, Hank. Thank you. And you can check
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  out the National Anthem video on my YouTube channel
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  at DJ Hammer and Hank. And everybody can find
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  it as well on your social media at... What is
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  your social media? DJ Hammer and Hank. Hell yeah.
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  Mine's Ryan Hoppy Radio. All right. Hammer and
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  Hank. Let's see what we got here on the prep
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  sheet. We've gone through so much right now.
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  I'm in a really cranky mood. So what I need right
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  now, let me get it loaded up. What I need, Hammer
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  and Hank, I think you know, is a little bit of
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  laughter. So if I hit the music, I will point
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  at you when you're ready for the jokes. Are you
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  ready? Ready, buddy. Let me hit the music. Hank's
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  joke hitting like a thumper from the trunk. Punch
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  lines cracking louder than a cat. No punk. Ryan
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  Hoppy rides shotgun with oak. Droppin' these
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  last crew, never goin' broke It's a hammerin'
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  Hank show, keepin' it raw Joke's sharper than
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  a blade, cuttin' through the saw Every segment
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  fire, cumin like a burn Tune in for the laughs,
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  watch the tables turn Hank's joker today, got
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  us rollin' hard Alright, what do you got Hank?
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  Okay, why did I go to the gym today? Why? So
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  I could walk in, lick around, and leave before
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  I peak too How do you know we're getting older?
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  When you hurt yourself sleeping. Why did I try
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  eating healthy this week? Why? Because I forgot
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  Mesorel 6 assisted. What's the most exciting
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  part of being an adult? What? Finding a really
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  good parking spot. Nice. Why am I bad at saving
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  money? Why? Because every time I open a food
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  delivery app, I suddenly think I'm rich. What's
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  my favorite part of the day? What? Taking my
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  shoes off and realizing I survived. I feel that.
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  Why don't I chase women? Why? Because I get a
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  breath halfway through the parking lot. Oh, that's
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  funny. Why do I love canceled plans so much?
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  Why? Because St. Holmes is undefeated. Oh, geez.
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  Why was I excited to buy a vacuum? Why? Because
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  apparently what happens... When you become an
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  adult. Oh, wow. Why do I go to bed early and
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  still wake up tired? Why? Because life likes
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  to keep things interesting. That's pretty good.
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  Why do I check my phone so much? Why? In case
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  something important happens. Which it never does.
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  Why did I say I'd... Be positive today. Why?
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  Because I enjoy lying to myself. What's my biggest
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  talent? What? Turning a quick break into a three
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  -hour distraction. That's me. And the final joke
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  of the day. Why do I love weekends? Why? Because
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  I finally stress about different things. And
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  that's it for the jokes for this week. Oh, Hammer
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  and Hank, you've been to church about nine times
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  since I last spoke to you. Give us the church
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  news. We're in the book of 1 Peter. How's that
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  gone? Pretty good. Studying the Bible. Trying
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  to understand it. Yeah, it's a little confusing.
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  And our motto is... To love God and to invite
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  others to follow Jesus. Nice. What else is going
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  on at church? Any hot ass women? Maybe, maybe
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  not. Oh, wow. Anything else going on at church
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  or is that about it? That's it. That's good.
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  Religion can be good when it's done right. If
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  you want to leave us a voicemail, 856 -494. 6
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  -7 -7 -3. Or you can hit me up on Instagram at
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  DJ Hammer and Hank. Hammer and Hank, what was
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  your take on the recent NFL draft? The Raiders
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  had the number one pick and picked the Heisman
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  Trophy winner from last year. What do you think
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  of that? It was pretty good. Hope the Raiders
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  do better, but I like to chase better. Go Chiefs!
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  Even though they're in the same division, that's
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  got to be confusing. The Raiders division rivals.
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  I know. I'm saying it's got to be hard being
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  both a Raiders and a Chiefs fan. Okay. No. Hank,
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  listen to me. Is it hard rooting for both the
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  Chiefs and the Raiders? I don't root for the
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  Raiders anymore. Oh, okay. Got it. Because the
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  prick Mark Davis moved them. Away from Oakland
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  and into Vegas. And it really, really sucked.
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  Yeah, his stupid little bowl haircut. He's a
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  douchebag! Had to do that. And he's a prick.
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  You took the words out of my mouth. Because you
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  know why? I'm going to hit the prick of the week
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  music. Are you ready? Yes. Straight out the dim
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  lit Henry. Ryan got the scoop crew ready to expose.
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  Shots fired dodging pigs in the petty pros. Coppers
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  in the back, hoppy with that verbal machete.
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  Every word on weapon cameras rolling, y 'all
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  ain't ready. Keyboard warriors acting tough behind
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  the screen. Between the lines, you get sliced
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  like a deli cheese. Prick in the news, he's a
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  thorn in your side. Exposing all your lies, there
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  ain't no place to hide. Henry Ryan dropping facts
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  and truth. Oh, heaven, hey, who is your prick
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  of the week? There ain't a person in Green Bay.
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  There's another reappearance on Angry Bay who
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  was fired for inappropriate behavior. Yeah, there's
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  two of them. There was Otis Day that we talked
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  about a few weeks ago, that fat ass that looks
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  like a thumb. And then there was one guy that
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  got caught with underage videos on his computer.
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  Underage women. Yeah. That really, really sucked.
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  That ain't that sucked. I hope he pays for it.
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  I'm sure he'll get it. Dearly. If you were to
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  be Judge Hammer and Hank, what would be the punishment?
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  About 10 to 20 years in prison. Hell yeah. You
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  know, go down. It's the wrong way to say it.
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  You got to really beat down on those pedophiles.
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  Your former boss, Mancow, says it best. He's
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  got Mancow's law. I don't know if he said this
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  to you or if this was just in Chicago, but that
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  pedophile should get the death penalty. I agree.
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  Hank, let's be a little more positive. If I hit
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  the music, are you ready for Buddy of the Week?
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  Yes. Yo. Tune in to the show. It's Hammer and
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  Hank. Autistic genius always keeping it dank.
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  Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun.
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  Roll call for the buddies. We just having some
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  fun. Buddy of the Week. Who gonna get the crown?
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  Hank bringing spot on. All right, Hank, what
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  do you got? My buddy, Brianna Rowland, who is
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  the community relations manager for the Stockton
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  Ports. Very nice of her. I got to give a big
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  shout out to her for arranging my National Anthem
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  performance. That was very nice of her. Thank
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  you to her. We appreciate you. Thank you, buddy.
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  And I hope to see you in the National Anthem
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  at another Stockton Ports game. Later this year.
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  Any other buddies that are awake? That's it.
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  Hank, it says here old TV PSAs. What is that?
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  The old TV PSA is just a... I remember one that
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  says where have all the children gone? Where
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  have all the children gone? Yep. It was an anti
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  -crime PSA. That sounds a little deep. Were there
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  any fun ones? Yes. Like what? The drug abuse
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  and AIDS radio PSA that says here on this roof
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  where it ended everything. Until I found out
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  I had AIDS. Oh, wow. You do good PSAs too, Hank.
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  We played one in the beginning. You're the man.
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  Autism PSAs, yep. Hammer and Hank, you got anything
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  for music trivia if I hit the music? Yes. Let
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  me hit the music. Right now. Who has the top
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  20 hit record out in the country way back in
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  1970? Dolly Parton. Nope. Three Dog Night. Wow,
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  I did not get that one. Who had the top 10 hit
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  record in my head in the early 2010s? Lupe Fiasco.
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  Nope. Jason Derulo. Oh, I didn't know that one.
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  Any other ones? Who had the number one hit record?
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  Give you a hard to break back in 2012. Carly
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  Rae Jepsen. Nope. Danny Lovato. Well, I swung
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  0 for 3 there. Any other ones? That's it. I struck
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  out literally at the plate. We got a few comments
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  here. Mostly the comments we've been getting
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  recently is that there's a lot of people that
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  grew up listening to you on the doghouse with
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  JV and Elvis and they love the show and they're
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  also proud of you. Thank you, buddy. For singing
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  the national anthem. Hammer and Hank, is there
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  anything else on your mind? Let's read one of
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  the comments. What's up? Let's read one of the
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  comments. All righty. Hammer and Hank, I have
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  been listening to you since 1997. Cannot believe
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  how far you have come in radio. Keep up the good
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  work. Next comment. Hammer and Hank, you get
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  better and better each time you sing the national
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  anthem. Good job. Thank you, buddy. You're welcome.
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  Even though I didn't say that. Hammer and Hank,
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  anything else on your mind? I hope to sing the
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  national anthem again at either Modesto Roasters.
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  San Jose Giants, or the Southern Ports later
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  this season. Mm -hmm. How much would it mean
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  to you? It would mean a lot to me, buddy. That's
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  good. Anything else? That's it. All right, let
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  me hit the music. Do your shout -outs. I have
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  to say what's up to all my buddies out there.
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  I love you so much, and I hope to see you right
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  back here next week. Peace in your hood. Bye,
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  Hank. Peace in your hood. Bye, buddy. And there
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  he goes on Zoom. Like that, he's gone. Yeah.
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  Yo. Yo. Yeah. Yo. Mike Crackle. Hammering Hank
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  on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than a bone
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  chilling shackle. Henry Oates with the hops.
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  Ryan hopped in the spot. Radio waves hitting
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  hard like a chef with a pot. Farewell, Hammer
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  and Hank got to close up the show. Legend in
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  the booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism
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  warrior always running the glow. But all good
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  things got to let the curtain go slow. On the
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  dial, spitting truth with his unique grind. Thoughts
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  intertwined like graffiti on the line. Ryan on
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  the mic, Henry's rhythm divine. They the blueprint,
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  every beat they designed. Static in the speakers
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  where the laughter used to ride. Hank led the
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  show with that beautiful pride. Stop them, not
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  amplified. Hammer and Hank forever immortalized.
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  Farewell, Hammer and Hank. Gotta close up the
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  show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used
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  to flow. Autism warrior always running the glow.
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  But all good things gotta let the curtain go
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  slow. Radio Go never ghost. He a host with the
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  sauce. Henry Oaks and Reinhardt. Lightning never
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  lost. Puzzle piece crown. Man, this dude was
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  the boss. City Mr. Voice. That's the ultimate
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  cause. Farewell Hammer and Hank Gotta close up
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  the show Legend in the booth Where the vibes
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  used to flow Autism warrior Always running the
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  glow But all good things Gotta let the curtain
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  go slow Radio gate never goes He a host with
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  the sauce Henry Oaks and Ryan Harp Lightning
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  never lost Puzzle piece crown Man this dude was
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