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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Can we just laugh at some Florida people?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this actually, Mac, what the bleep here is not Florida.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: We're going to a little place called York, Pennsylvania. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: The hometown.
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  Speaker 2: Are you familiar, Mac, with old York?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, slightly.
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  Speaker 2: And the Regal Cinemas is in the news. Because that
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  Speaker 2: is where 60-year-old retired tax officer Glenwood Hoskins Jr. has
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  Speaker 2: set the record for most movie screenings in a year.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what a great day.
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  Speaker 2: He saw 1,207 movies in one year at the York Cinema.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I went to that York Cinema.
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  Speaker 2: The average Mac, 3.3 movies per day, staying from early
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  Speaker 2: morning until midnight, sometimes 15 hours a day. They helped him,
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  Speaker 2: the employees, find movies that were short so he could
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  Speaker 2: maximize his day. They even had a workout routine, Mac,
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  Speaker 2: where he could get his laps in the theater between showings.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man, you got to walk that popcorn off, man.
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  Speaker 2: Now, he saw 1,207 movies. One day, Mr. Hoskin Jr.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: will see a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha, ha. What to believe.
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  Speaker 3: I have to tell you, though, Bone, I grew up
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  Speaker 3: in York, Pennsylvania, a small little town that I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: wait to get out of.
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  Speaker 1: That tracks. There's not much to do there.
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  Speaker 3: I could totally see why a guy would be like,
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  Speaker 3: let me just go to 3.5 movies a damn day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Ain't got nothing else to do here.
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  Speaker 2: And, oh, by the way, he had to watch the
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  Speaker 2: same movies over and over and over and over. It's
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  Speaker 2: not like there's that many movies out there.
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  Speaker 1: And, by the way, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Hoskin, have you thought about streaming devices?
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  Speaker 3: Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 2: You can watch those at home, Mr. Hoskin Jr. Go
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  Speaker 2: ahead and watch Hoskin Jr., simply known as the cinephile
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  Speaker 2: of all cinephiles.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to tell you, I was scared when you
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  Speaker 3: said my hometown was involved. I thought it was going
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  Speaker 3: to be much worse. They've done much worse. I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was going to be much worse than that.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I've got a what the bleep.
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  Speaker 3: A man from England, Bone, that is described as a
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  Speaker 3: strong man. This man dressed up on Halloween like Michael
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  Speaker 3: Myers and set out to set a record, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: And he did just that.
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  Speaker 2: Love a good record.
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  Speaker 3: He becomes the first person to ever pull a car with.
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  Speaker 2: How do I say this? I mean, you can say
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  Speaker 2: the body part on the air. You're not. You can
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  Speaker 2: say the body part. Say it.
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  Speaker 1: With his... Thingamajigger.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I was looking for, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: He attached it to a car and pulled it.
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  Speaker 3: And this dude apparently, Bone, this dude apparently has a
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  Speaker 3: track record.
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  Speaker 1: He has used the.
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  Speaker 3: He's used a duo before to pull things. Now he
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  Speaker 3: used his solo act down there to pull a car.
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  Speaker 3: He has done this sort of thing before. He must
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  Speaker 3: have an extreme pain tolerance bone. He did admit, though,
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  Speaker 3: that this was the most painful stunt he's ever done.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard of truck nuts before, but I thought those
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  Speaker 2: go in the back of the car.
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  Speaker 3: So first he did he did one with the nuts
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  Speaker 3: and then he came back and said no we we
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  Speaker 3: gotta get the frank involved we had the beans involved
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  Speaker 3: we get the frank involved why this is this is
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  Speaker 3: insanity i mean how does that work by the way
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  Speaker 3: even the guy is that thing not like i don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: I just got a text from glenwood hoskett jr up
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  Speaker 2: york he said this guy needs a life.
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  Speaker 3: This guy needs to head to a movie Check out
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  Speaker 3: a movie or three later today.
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  Speaker 1: John Stevenson is your man from England there, Bowen. He's
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  Speaker 1: a daredevil.
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  Speaker 2: These guys from England, they're not normal.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to tell Westy you said that.
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  Speaker 2: Mac, are you familiar with the work of one Jessica Alba?
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  Speaker 1: Slightly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she posted her Halloween costume on the Internet the
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  Speaker 2: other day, and the bullies and Karens of the Internet
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  Speaker 2: have now forced her to remove her very controversial costume
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  Speaker 2: that she wore. She went as Nancy Kerrigan wearing a
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  Speaker 2: bloody knee brace. From the 1994 attack by Tanya Harding.
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  Speaker 1: Her friend was Tanya Harding right there with her.
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  Speaker 2: The reason is they said she was advocating violence against
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  Speaker 2: women and they ran her off the Internet there. Your
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  Speaker 2: thoughts on Miss Alba's bloody knee brace.
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  Speaker 1: We might be a bit sensitive as a society. This
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  Speaker 1: just in. Let the bleep. This just in. We might
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  Speaker 1: be a bit sensitive, Bo. What's next?
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  Speaker 2: We can't go as OJ? I mean... 94 was a
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  Speaker 2: different time, my friends.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, yeah, that was.
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  Speaker 3: It's one thing if you go as, like, a domestic
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  Speaker 3: violence victim. I'm not thinking that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But, like, this is this big pop culture moment. Nancy
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  Speaker 3: Kerrigan was fine. Once she stopped screaming, why?
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  Speaker 1: She was okay. She competed in the Olympics. Yeah, she's not.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody loved her. Everybody turned on Tanya. Like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if that needs to be.
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  Speaker 2: She wasn't wearing a sign that said domestic violence supporter. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I think we know that about her. Yeah, like, if you're,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's not going as Ray Rice and his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I mean? Or she's not.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like a little soft there on that.
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  Speaker 3: And are we the type of country to have a
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  Speaker 3: society nowadays that would overreact, Moe?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's just crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Mac, another text from Glenwood Hoskin Jr., He says,
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to watch a movie about Tonya Harding. Let
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  Speaker 2: me know which one that is.
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  Speaker 1: Put on that. He hasn't watched I, Tonya.
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  Speaker 3: That has been one of his seven million screenings that
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  Speaker 3: he has done, Boney.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let me continue.
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  Speaker 2: Someone says he's watched so many films now he's on
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  Speaker 2: Max basketball highlight tapes.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going to find anything good on there, sir.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Let's, um, I got to what to bleep
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  Speaker 3: out Michael's bony. And it's not because he sounds like
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  Speaker 3: you don't fall asleep during football games. Did anybody else
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  Speaker 3: catch when he was talking? I forgot to mention this
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  Speaker 3: on Friday when they were going over the trade, the
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  Speaker 3: trades that had happened in the NFL on last Thursday's broadcast. Uh,
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: they were talking about the DeForest Buckner deal. Did y'all
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: catch this where he said, so Branson Buckner back to
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  Speaker 3: San Francisco, uh, I didn't see that. What the bleep
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  Speaker 3: are we doing? Now listen, that would be a good
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  Speaker 3: payday for Buck. Buck, I'd like to see you get
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  Speaker 3: paid again by the Niners. And you were a Niner
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  Speaker 3: at one point. But that is the Forrest Buckner, sir.
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  Speaker 3: How did Buck get involved, man? Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Al Michaels, baby.
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  Speaker 3: I would say Al Michaels is losing it, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: like 30 years younger than him and I've done lost it.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to go to a mall in Orlando, Florida,
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  Speaker 2: the mall at millennia in Orlando at the Tiffany company store,
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  Speaker 2: where in February of 2025, the guy's on trial. Now
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  Speaker 2: a man posing, this is Jason Gilder posed as a
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  Speaker 2: rep for a Orlando magic basketball player at the jewelry store.
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  Speaker 2: They took him to a VIP room and showed him
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  Speaker 2: $ 760, 000 worth of laundry jewelry for his player, for his,
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  Speaker 2: his client. he then ate all the jewelry yes he
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  Speaker 2: ate all the jewelry hopped in his car they tracked
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  Speaker 2: him down 250 miles away where they had to put
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  Speaker 2: him in a body scan mac and flicking the jewelry
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  Speaker 2: inside his gut.
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  Speaker 3: Yes man thought he was slick man yes uh that
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  Speaker 3: ain't working baby they they gonna find him.
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  Speaker 1: They going to find it on you, man.
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  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, not a bad effort.
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  Speaker 1: Give him an A for effort.
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  Speaker 3: It was definitely like this man committed to it and
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  Speaker 3: gave it a run.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here on behalf of the Wagner brothers.
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  Speaker 1: They just going to wait, though.
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  Speaker 3: They going to detain you, and they going to keep
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  Speaker 3: you until you pass that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Here comes the earrings.
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  Speaker 2: Here it comes.
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  Speaker 1: That might hurt coming out.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, some of that stuff you might want
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  Speaker 2: to say, you know what there, Mr. Gilder, just keep
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  Speaker 2: that one there. You don't need that bracelet back.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the person got to wash that stuff off, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, when it comes out? All right. I got
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  Speaker 1: a what the bleep bone in Alabama.
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  Speaker 2: Woman.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to what to bleep this Alabama one.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: So there was video that was captioned on like one
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  Speaker 3: of these ring cameras, bone of two adult women stealing
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of candy from a bucket left outside the
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  Speaker 3: home in Alabama for trick or treaters. Everybody knows this situation, right?
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  Speaker 3: If you can't be there at the house or for us, Um, uh,
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  Speaker 3: it was, uh, I had to go watch football. My
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  Speaker 3: wife took my, uh, took my daughter and her friends
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  Speaker 3: around to check out some of the haunted houses. So
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  Speaker 3: you know what I did? I said, let me pull
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  Speaker 3: the old bucket trick. I'm going in to watch football.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing is trick or treat, but usually, and usually when
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  Speaker 3: someone takes it all, it's kids. This was two grown
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  Speaker 3: women bone. Well, it turns out that, uh, somebody, uh,
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  Speaker 3: the people at the house put this video stuff up
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  Speaker 3: on social media and, They know who the woman is
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  Speaker 3: in the neighborhood, and they tagged one of these women's employers,
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  Speaker 3: this restaurant, sushi restaurant in Alabama. The employer saw this
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  Speaker 3: and said, are you going around stealing candy out of buckets?
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  Speaker 3: And the woman lied and said, I did, but I
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  Speaker 3: have given it all back, and I have apologized personally.
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  Speaker 1: Well, apparently the restaurant checked with the household, the.
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  Speaker 3: People at the household, where the candy was stolen from,
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  Speaker 3: and they said her friend apologized and gave her candy back.
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  Speaker 3: Your employee has not said a word to us or
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  Speaker 3: given us our candy back.
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  Speaker 1: She got fired for this, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Don't mess around as a grown adult that's got a
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  Speaker 3: sweet tooth. Don't buy your own damn candy, or better yet,
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  Speaker 3: Have kids and steal their candy out of their bags
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  Speaker 3: and buckets. But don't you dare do this. You could
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  Speaker 3: lose your job over this.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleeps are these women doing, man?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Mackers, my last story real quick is
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  Speaker 2: a viral story of a woman on her wedding day
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  Speaker 2: in Turkey on a very windy day. They were taking
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  Speaker 2: photos by a pier. And she had this giant bouquet
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  Speaker 2: of balloons she was holding on to. And the wind
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  Speaker 2: picked up the balloons back. And she was holding on
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  Speaker 2: to it. Wouldn't let go. And it lifted her up
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  Speaker 2: with the balloons into the air. And she nearly went
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  Speaker 2: into the side of a building holding on to the balloons.
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  Speaker 2: until the photographer made a last effort made a play
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  Speaker 2: and stopped the woman from crashing into the building full speed.
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  Speaker 1: I saw this how what did this woman weigh.
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  Speaker 2: The balloons are outrageous. It's a huge thing of balloons.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so it wasn't a her issue. It was the balloons.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she could have let go, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. That is an option for you, lady.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if that building's not there, she may not
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  Speaker 2: come back down ever.
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  Speaker 3: I was picturing like Verne Troyer's sister. I was picturing
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  Speaker 3: like Minnie Bam. Like you're so you're saying, OK, you're
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  Speaker 3: saying that this was not necessarily that situation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a very valid point. Let the balloons go.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: You got dragged along the seawall and lifted up in
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: the air.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, quick headline. What the bleep headline.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out Robert Kessler, who offered to plead guilty and
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: accept a life sentence in jail. If he would just
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: be in Tampa, if he would just be given a
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Philly cheesesteak, an order of fries and a 20 ounce Pepsi.
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  Speaker 3: But he wanted like a very specific. He said he
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: listed off like the condiments. That'd be exact or it's
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: no deal. Well, that makes it worth spending life in
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  Speaker 3: jail as long as they can get your condiments right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: We call that guy here Willie P.
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  Speaker 3: Willie P, if you give him the most bougie foods,
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  Speaker 3: he will accept a life sentence in the WFNZ jail.