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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: SMART fix for NBA Playoffs, Cowboys NEW PROBLEM, Shedeur learns IMPORTANT LESSON · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, you come and to your life
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Speaker 1: from Philly. It's the number one rated Polly and Tony
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Speaker 1: Fosco show.
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Speaker 2: Yo.
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Speaker 3: As always Polly Fools Go here.
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Speaker 1: With Tony Fools Go and Tony Yo Huge show. Today,
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Speaker 1: let's go on an NFL trade. We'll tell you why
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Speaker 1: this is gonna totally backfire on the Cowboys.
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Speaker 3: In fact, it already has.
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Speaker 1: Uh, we got to fix for these crafty NBA playoffs, Tony.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna blow the people's mind out there. They're not
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Speaker 1: going to know what hit him exactly. Also, we'll tell
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Speaker 1: you why the media should be ashamed of its Justin
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Speaker 1: Tucker release coverage, whatever they're doing there. And more controversy
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Speaker 1: surrounding Shadeur Sanders. When we're done talking, it's all gonna
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Speaker 1: be over PayPal. You're not gonna even exactly.
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Speaker 4: And let's just say we're closing the shador on that controversy.
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Speaker 1: Terrific wordplay that, Tony. And one important announcement. As you
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Speaker 1: may have noticed in allow episode, we did not do
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Speaker 1: our hockey segment do to creative differences with our sponsor
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Speaker 1: at Labat's Blue. Well, we're going to be addressing that
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Speaker 1: whole situation later in the show.
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Speaker 3: So just sit tight, okay.
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Speaker 1: And why you're sitting there, yeah, you you watch and
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Speaker 1: listening right now is subscribe You're like, you don't just
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Speaker 1: sit there. You do it also leave reviews on Apple podcasts.
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Speaker 1: And when you do that, you don't do it like
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Speaker 1: this one. Put up that what we just saw come
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Speaker 1: through this. Mister Michel first of all, gave the show
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Speaker 1: four stars out of five. Must have hit the wrong
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Speaker 1: button there.
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Speaker 3: With mister moron.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he wrote, why is the show so short?
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Speaker 3: Keep up the crazy? Okay.
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Speaker 1: First of all, this is not a complaint box. Okay,
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Speaker 1: that's not what's going on here. Number two, you know,
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Speaker 1: look at how angry all these people doing sports shows
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Speaker 1: are all day, you know, steven a right, Frances, You
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Speaker 1: want to know why these people are angry because they're
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Speaker 1: forced to sit in a studio for three hours a
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Speaker 1: day and talk.
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Speaker 3: They're miserable.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this show's the perfect legs. If you want it
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Speaker 4: to be longer, then just go rewatch it. The only
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Speaker 4: thing that's too short is how it produces tiny penis.
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Speaker 3: But that's another.
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Speaker 1: Story, and that's another story, exactly, a great one that
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Speaker 1: Dony Anyway, Thank you on that note, we got all
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Speaker 1: that out of the way, Let's get right into our
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Speaker 1: top story, a.
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Speaker 3: Story diar right first out.
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Speaker 1: The gate, stunning news out of the NFL, the Ravens
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Speaker 1: releasing longtime kicker Justin Tucker over allegations that he sexually
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Speaker 1: assaulted several massage therapists in what Dashaun Watson is calling
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Speaker 1: quote an absolute miscarriage of justice and also quote very hot.
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Speaker 3: Now Justin Tucker has come out.
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Speaker 1: To He's saying he's being unfairly targeted and that this
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Speaker 1: is quote all tabloid fodder. And that sounds totally right,
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Speaker 1: doesn't it.
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Speaker 3: Dony.
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Speaker 4: You know, if there's one thing we know about these
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Speaker 4: sleazy tabloids and magazines, it's that they're always desperate for
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Speaker 4: content about two things, the royal family and NFL kickers.
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Speaker 3: They just know that's what sells. And it's so sickening.
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Speaker 4: If I have to see one more cover story about
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Speaker 4: Prince Harry or Jason Elam or what Sebastian Janikowski did, I'm.
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Speaker 1: Going to flip my lids. Save me at doty. You know,
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Speaker 1: it's just sickening. I mean, if I have to open
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Speaker 1: TMZ one more time and see some headline about Greg Zerline.
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Speaker 1: I'm just not going on the site again. I'm tired
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Speaker 1: of it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. Enough with the Kicker gossip already. It's enough.
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Speaker 3: It's enough.
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Speaker 1: And by the way, while we're on the story, you know,
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Speaker 1: people they're also mad at the Ravens here doo because
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Speaker 1: when they came out with their statement that they were
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Speaker 1: releasing Justin Tucker, they said that it was quote a
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Speaker 1: football move and had nothing to do with the allegations.
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Speaker 1: Now people are saying this is a load of ball,
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Speaker 1: not true. But it's clear that these people are missing
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Speaker 1: the point, aren't they don'y.
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Speaker 3: You know, this is where I'm unclear.
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Speaker 4: When they say football move, are they talking about football
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Speaker 4: the sport or the fact that Justin Tucker enjoys having
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Speaker 4: a warm foot placed on his balls, because I heard
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Speaker 4: that's what led to his release. Well, to be clear,
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Speaker 4: not his release from the team, but you know from
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Speaker 4: his penis. So until we get clarity on that, I
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Speaker 4: think people need to settle down.
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Speaker 1: Great point that, Dony, And well, now let's go to
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Speaker 1: some NFL trade news. The Cowboys have acquired wide receiver
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Speaker 1: George Pickens from the Steelers, and yeah, felt Dony. This
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Speaker 1: is already lining up to be a problem for the Cowboys,
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Speaker 1: isn't it.
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Speaker 4: You know, the Cowboys have spent nearly a decade now
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Speaker 4: telling Dak not to throw picks. Now they're going to
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Speaker 4: be telling him to throw to Pickens. You know that's
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Speaker 4: going to confuse Dak. Look at what's already happening. They
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Speaker 4: keep telling him to throw the ball to c D
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Speaker 4: and he keeps throwing the ball to the dB. If
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Speaker 4: I'm the Cowboys, I'm asking George Pickens to change his
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Speaker 4: name to George Catches.
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Speaker 3: It's the only salution.
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Speaker 1: It's the only solution that Don'ty Just terrific analysis. Well,
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Speaker 1: now to some interesting news surrounding Shadur Sanders. Reports coming
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Speaker 1: out about a disturbing pre draft meeting between Shadur and
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Speaker 1: the New York Giants. Now, these reports say that the
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Speaker 1: Giants gave Shadur a playbook filled with quote intentional mistakes
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Speaker 1: to see if he would catch them, and.
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Speaker 3: Apparently he didn't.
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Speaker 1: Now, people they're saying that's because Shadur didn't bother to
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Speaker 1: read the playbook.
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Speaker 3: But that's clearly not what happened here, is it, Tony?
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Speaker 3: Not at all?
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Speaker 4: My sources tell me that Shador did read the Giants playbook,
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Speaker 4: but when he saw all the mistakes, he thought they
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Speaker 4: were supposed to be there, because again, this was the
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Speaker 4: Giants playbook. You're like, when Shadur saw all the plays
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Speaker 4: that were clearly asked backwards and looked like they were
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Speaker 4: designed by seven year olds playing Madden, he thought, those
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Speaker 4: are the plays that Daniel Jones must have been running
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Speaker 4: when the team went eight and forty two over the
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Speaker 4: last three seasons. You know, people need to think before
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Speaker 4: they make such reckless allegations.
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Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis and perspective that Tony, and you know,
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Speaker 1: before you think we're here to defend Shadur Sanders, We're
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Speaker 1: clearly not not there. You know a lot of people,
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Speaker 1: including us, are saying that dropping in a draft was
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Speaker 1: good for Shadur, absolutely because his ego got though massive
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Speaker 1: and he needed to be humbled. And Tony, this is
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Speaker 1: definitely the lesson he needed to learn, isn't it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: You know, Shador Sanders needed to learn that he's not special.
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Speaker 4: I mean, do you really think it's special to be
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Speaker 4: able to play college football for a Division one team
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Speaker 4: and be able to throw a ball fifty yards down?
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Speaker 4: The field while on the run and here to receive
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Speaker 4: a square in the hands as he's running to the
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Speaker 4: back of the end zone.
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Speaker 1: Not in the slightest He's just glad this young man
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Speaker 1: finally learned the valuable lesson there. Anyway, one more story
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Speaker 1: we got to bring up there, just totally bizarre. An
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Speaker 1: in Atlanta is suing the NFL for one hundred million
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Speaker 1: dollars for quote emotional distress he suffered by having to
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Speaker 1: watch Sadeur Sanders drop in the draft. Now, the man
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Speaker 1: has yet to be identified, but Tony, you'll did some
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Speaker 1: investigative work here and you have a pretty good hunch
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Speaker 1: who this person is, don't you.
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Speaker 2: I do.
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Speaker 4: I've dug into this and I've been able to narrow
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Speaker 4: down who this person is. First, we've established that he
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Speaker 4: lives in the Atlanta area. He's got to be a
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Speaker 4: friend of Dion Sanders, yep. And he's got to also
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Speaker 4: be shamelessly desperate to make millions of dollars, and that
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Speaker 4: means it can only be one person.
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Speaker 3: Mc hammer. There you go.
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Speaker 1: Wow, mystery incredible journalism that, Dony, and thank you well.
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Speaker 1: Now to these NBA playoffs will start in the Eastern
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Speaker 1: Conference with this series between the Knicks and the Celtics,
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Speaker 1: and in Game one, the Celtics missed a whopping forty
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Speaker 1: five three pointers in a completely unwatchable game. And well,
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Speaker 1: this just proves that it's finally time for a change,
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Speaker 1: isn't it doning?
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Speaker 4: You know, this is what I've never understood. If you
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Speaker 4: get points for making a shot, shouldn't you also lose
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Speaker 4: points for missing a shot. If we want these lazy
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Speaker 4: NBA players to stop chucking up threes, the NBA needs
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Speaker 4: to make it so those misses count as negative three points.
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Speaker 4: I mean, that's the way it works in other games,
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Speaker 4: you know, like Jeopardy or press your luck when a
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Speaker 4: contestant lands.
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Speaker 3: On a whamie.
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Speaker 4: So that's why I've gone back and adjusted the score
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Speaker 4: of Game one. The final score was actually Nicks thirty seven,
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Speaker 4: Celtics negative one hundred and two.
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Speaker 1: Just great basketball analysis that Dony just to welcome and
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Speaker 1: much needed change to the game. And well, now we
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Speaker 1: move to the Western Conference, the Clippers once again flaming
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Speaker 1: out of the playoffs to the Nuggets and Tony. It's
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Speaker 1: clear to see what went wrong for the Clippers.
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Speaker 3: There isn't it one hundred percent?
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Speaker 4: The Clippers should have fired their coach right before the series,
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Speaker 4: just like the Nuggets did. All that stability and continuity
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Speaker 4: in the Clippers organization allowed the Nuggets to know exactly
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Speaker 4: what plays Tyron Lou was gonna run.
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Speaker 3: Just a huge mistake.
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Speaker 4: If the Clippers had just fired Tyron Lou a couple
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Speaker 4: of weeks ago, they'd be in the second round by now.
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Speaker 4: And if I'm the Nuggets, you gotta keep that strategy going.
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Speaker 4: So don't be surprised if they cut Nicola Djokick sometime
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Speaker 4: during the playoffs just to catch the other teams off guard.
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Speaker 1: Bound to happen, Tony and Well staying in the NBA,
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Speaker 1: you know something we need to clear up here. You know,
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Speaker 1: we've spent several weeks, as you know, defending Anthony Edwards,
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Speaker 1: who is fined by the NBA. If a telling a
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Speaker 1: fan quote, my dick is bigger than yours. Now, we
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Speaker 1: said last week how the strategy by Edwards work perfectly
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Speaker 1: because you could see how many open shots he was
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Speaker 1: getting against the Lakers. You know, the Lakers they didn't
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Speaker 1: want to get close to him for fear of getting
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Speaker 1: grazed by that massive penis Well, Tony, as we saw
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Speaker 1: in Game one of the Warriors series versus the Wolves.
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Speaker 1: The strategy is now backfiring, isn't it totally?
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Speaker 4: You see, the Warriors play in the San Francisco area,
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Speaker 4: which has a long history of not only tolerating but
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Speaker 4: encouraging men on man contact. As we saw in Game
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Speaker 4: one where the Warriors held the Tea Wolves to eighty
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Speaker 4: eight points, they have no problem getting close to Anthony
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Speaker 4: Edwards and his allegedly massive penis. If I'm Anthony Edwards,
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Speaker 4: I might actually want to announce that I have a
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Speaker 4: very small penis, as that may actually get some Warriors
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Speaker 4: defenders to back away a little.
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Speaker 1: Just rock solid basketball analysis that, Dony. And you know,
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Speaker 1: when you think about it, what do the Warriors play small?
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Speaker 3: Exactly?
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Speaker 4: They understand that you want to tell your opponent you
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Speaker 4: have a tiny penis in order to keep them away.
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Speaker 3: It's the right what.
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Speaker 2: Is it?
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Speaker 4: Don't you look at that we mentioned tiny penises and
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Speaker 4: look who starts talking exactly?
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Speaker 3: There you go? What?
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Speaker 2: No, No, Actually, I just think somebody should point out
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Speaker 2: that this is supposed to be a sports show, and
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Speaker 2: yet you've spent most of this episode, and like the
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Speaker 2: last three episodes, talking NonStop about male Genitalia. Maybe try
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Speaker 2: talking sports.
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Speaker 3: Oh, actually, great both day. You know it's sport. I
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Speaker 3: love shooting.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe we'll talk about your favorite sport masturbating.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, stop rolling the show.
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Speaker 1: And by the way, there's about to blow up in
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Speaker 1: your face because watch our next topic. You know you
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Speaker 1: think we only do Curian stuff. We're about to talk
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Speaker 1: about religion. Yeah, in your face watch this, you know. Yeah, well,
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Speaker 1: as you might know if you follow world news closely
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Speaker 1: like we do, the Catholic Church has been searching for
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Speaker 1: a new pope, now, donty for what we've heard, they
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Speaker 1: only looked at old men in Italy, and frankly, this
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Speaker 1: is why the church is so out of step exactly
12:14
Speaker 1: if they want to connect with people, there's one perfect
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Speaker 1: choice for pope, isn't that DONI.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we know.
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Speaker 4: The man who is perfect to be pope, and his
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Speaker 4: name is Nick Foles.
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Speaker 3: Yep.
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Speaker 4: He's already performed several miracles, y'all put up that graphic.
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Speaker 4: He once threw seven touchdowns in a single game.
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Speaker 3: Yep, that's a miracle. Yep.
12:37
Speaker 4: He won a Super Bowl as a backup quarterback.
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Speaker 3: Yep, that's a miracle. Yep.
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Speaker 4: And he defeated the forces of evil the Patriots.
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Speaker 3: Yep, very holy.
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Speaker 4: And also let's just say, when you look down his pants, you.
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Speaker 3: Can tell that he's been blessed by God.
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Speaker 1: Great breakdown, that dony yank you well, hold on a
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Speaker 1: producer back there giving us the stink guy?
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Speaker 3: What are you looking at us? All word for? What
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Speaker 3: do you now? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: That just proves my point exactly.
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Speaker 1: Oh well, I'll show you a point when I stab
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Speaker 1: you in the eye with a pencil.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it has no point. You're inverted penis O.
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Speaker 3: Great one.
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Speaker 1: I just ignore him, don'ty anyway, You're right. Let's move
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Speaker 1: on to some baseball controversy. On a recent Mets broadcast,
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Speaker 1: the announcer that Keith Andanz used the phrase drag a
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Speaker 1: bunt when a hitter laid down a bunch, and then
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Speaker 1: he quickly said, quote, we're not allowed to use that
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Speaker 1: term anymore.
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Speaker 3: Now.
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Speaker 1: People said he was being overly sensitive and you know,
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Speaker 1: kind of joking on PC culture. But he's totally right,
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Speaker 1: isn't he, Tony.
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Speaker 3: He's totally right. This is baseball.
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Speaker 4: Stop trying to indoctrinate our children into this lifestyle. We've
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Speaker 4: all seen this before. One minute you're teaching kids about
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Speaker 4: drag bunts. The next minute they're going the school dressed
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Speaker 4: up in awag and singing Liza Minelli songs.
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Speaker 3: It's bad enough that we have.
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Speaker 4: A sport built around boys holding a large piece of
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Speaker 4: wood and trying to hit balls.
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Speaker 3: We gotta keep politics. You go again, There you go again?
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Speaker 3: What do you go now?
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Speaker 2: You guys literally can't go one segment? That's somehow bringing
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Speaker 2: it back to Genitalia.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna bring you back behind a dumpster and
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know who's never brought you back? A woman
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Speaker 4: to her bedroom?
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Speaker 3: Oh there you going yet? Already start up? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I think mister mchel or whatever likes that you're lengything
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Speaker 1: of the show, but nobody else, nobody else likes it.
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Speaker 1: All right, we need to address let's just call it
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Speaker 1: a situation on the show. Okay, as you know, a
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Speaker 1: couple of weeks back, we told you we arranged a
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Speaker 1: multimillion dollar deal with le Bat's Blue to do a
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Speaker 1: hockey segment every week on this show. Now, some fool
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Speaker 1: on your tube commented on last week's show. He said, quote,
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Speaker 1: rookie mistake forgot to do the hockey segment.
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Speaker 3: Please, you're the mistaken one. You're the mistake.
16:04
Speaker 1: You see, if you understood how this business works, you
16:07
Speaker 1: know that we got into a bit of what you'd
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Speaker 1: call a disagreement creative differences with the people at La
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Speaker 1: bats Blow. Yeah, they said our hockey segment was quote
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Speaker 1: bad and damaging to their brand, and they complained that
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Speaker 1: we fell short of the five minute agreed upon time
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Speaker 1: length there right now.
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Speaker 3: Obviously we disagreed. We thought it was perfect.
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Speaker 1: But since we're business people, we've decided to listen to
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Speaker 1: our annoying lawyers and doing the business what they call
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Speaker 1: a make good, right, Tony, Yeah, exactly, Okay, So right
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Speaker 1: now they'll make this all good. We're going to do
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Speaker 1: five minutes of uninterrupted Stanley Cup playoff expert analysis, brought
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Speaker 1: So let's go ahead, put five minutes on the clock there,
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Speaker 1: and all right, Tony, let's talk some hockey.
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Speaker 3: Okay, let's go.
16:58
Speaker 4: These playoffs have been it's so exciting, so let me
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Speaker 4: break it all down for you. Right now, we're in
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Speaker 4: the second round, which means that the first round is
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Speaker 4: over and whoever wins this round will advance to the
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Speaker 4: next round, also known as.
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Speaker 3: The third round.
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Speaker 4: So there's a lot at stake here because if you
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Speaker 4: don't win this round, you're eliminated. So it's very key
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Speaker 4: that teams right now focus on winning these games, but
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Speaker 4: more specifically winning more games than their opponent in the
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Speaker 4: best of seven series.
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Speaker 3: Yep.
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Speaker 4: So it's really a must win a go home situation,
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Speaker 4: especially if your team has fewer wins than your opponent.
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Speaker 3: How am I doing on time so far?
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Speaker 1: Is just starting to approach the four minute mark that
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Speaker 1: Dony lots of time left, Pop and roll it perfect.
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Speaker 4: That's perfect because I really want to dig into these matchups,
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Speaker 4: you know, I really want to get into the.
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Speaker 3: Meat of these matchups.
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Speaker 4: So of course everyone's watching this Maple Leafs Versus Pants
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Speaker 4: series and the outstanding play by the star players of course,
18:08
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about. For Florida, there's uh
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Speaker 4: Karda ver Hagary and Uvis bat link CS and Brad
18:21
Speaker 4: mat Chan and especially Karda Vahagen who's had a lot
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Speaker 4: of s ogs in game one. And for many of
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Speaker 4: you out there who don't know what s ogs are.
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Speaker 4: That's what we call an abbreviation. You know, when you
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Speaker 4: abbreviate something, it means that, you know, instead of saying
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Speaker 4: the word of this whole long phrase, you shorten it.
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Speaker 3: You just say the letters.
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Speaker 4: So you know, think of an abbreviation you see every day,
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Speaker 4: like you know, CBS, that's like an abbreviation that stands
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Speaker 4: for your.
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Speaker 3: How are we doing on time so far?
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Speaker 1: We still got over three minutes left, DONI, but you're
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Speaker 1: doing great.
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Speaker 3: Just can't terrific terrific.
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Speaker 4: You know, we can't talk about this matchup without getting
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Speaker 4: into the goalies. We have to talk about the goalies
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Speaker 4: because goalies are so important. You see that this is
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Speaker 4: all going to come down to who scores the most
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Speaker 4: goals and also who stops the most goals, And that's
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Speaker 4: the goalies job. If there wasn't a goalie, you would
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Speaker 4: just have an open neck. But because their.
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Speaker 1: Hold on, Don, I'm getting the call here from a
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Speaker 1: Canada number.
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Speaker 3: Hold on hold oh okay, take whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
19:35
Speaker 3: Calm down, bro, whoa whoa whoa?
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 3: What what do you mean?
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Speaker 1: I'm ruining this segment? The other one called me in
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Speaker 1: the middle of it. I thought you Canadians was supposed
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Speaker 1: to be polite. Fuck me, fuck yo, go sucker mooses,
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Speaker 1: fucking pale ass bastard.
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Speaker 3: What's what? What?
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 3: What happened? What happened? You sure? I still got like
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Speaker 3: twenty minutes of research?
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Speaker 1: You know? It was just other shows that our country
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Speaker 1: needs to stop being friends with these assholes in Canada.
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Speaker 3: Yep, I thought you would be right by the way. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: I did do. I prepared for this whole You know what,
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Speaker 3: let's just wrap the show right there. Okay? Oh oh no,
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Speaker 3: oh my god.
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Speaker 1: The only person worse than a Canadian? Yeah, producing Jay,
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Speaker 1: what do you want directions? Oh god, just go. You
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Speaker 1: said the Giants were eight and forty two over the
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Speaker 1: last three seasons.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, terrible embarrassment of a franchise, bro, No, what's embarrassing
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Speaker 3: is your research.
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Speaker 2: They actually went eighteen and forty two. They even had
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Speaker 2: a winning record three seasons ago.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you're gonna go eighteen feet when I
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Speaker 1: drop you from my balcony.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And on the subject of Giant, your mom's vagina?
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Speaker 1: Oh great one.
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Speaker 3: You're still talking?
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Speaker 2: What what you butchered all those NHL player names. There's
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Speaker 2: no player named Brad Marchant.
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Speaker 3: Great player, bro. Yeah, watch him every night?
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Speaker 1: Bro.
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Speaker 2: You know you you clearly don't because his name is
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Speaker 2: pronounced mar Shawn. He's a French descent.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to dump your dead body
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Speaker 1: in homage and leave it there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And you know who's never seen a descent? Your balls.
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Speaker 4: Talking?
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Speaker 1: About but Tony, someone who's not getting cut off this
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Speaker 1: dime booked on the show, guaranteed the bre next week.
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Speaker 3: Just getting through.
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Speaker 1: Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles future for that
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Speaker 1: he don't don't forget you subscribe to this channel right
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Speaker 1: your rate and review on Apple, Bye guy, nearly five
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Speaker 1: stars and.
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Speaker 3: You don't complain.
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Speaker 1: Now you go to the merch store and you're bayloading
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Speaker 1: and startch Bye and well Tony, great job, as always.
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Speaker 3: Sank to you, pouie. Another floorless show. There you go.
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Speaker 3: We'll see people next week. See uh