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Donkey Of The Day - Too Much Mayonnaise · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Donkey of the day. I'm a Democrat, so being dunky
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  Speaker 1: of the day a little bit of a mixed but
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  Speaker 1: like a don't day. Now, I've been called a lot
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  Speaker 1: in my twenty three years. Like donkey of the day
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  Speaker 1: is a new wife. Yeah, it's donkey today. For Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: June twenty eighth, goes to a thirty six year old
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  Speaker 1: man in Atlanta who has not been named. Why, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but just know that mayonnaise is the root
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  Speaker 1: cause of today's donkey of the day. You heard what
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  Speaker 1: I said. Mayonnaise is the rude cause of today's donkey
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  Speaker 1: or today. Now, if you have been listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club for some years, then you know how I
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  Speaker 1: feel about mayonnaise. All Right, too much mayonnaise can ruin
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  Speaker 1: any dish, all right, you need just enough to make
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  Speaker 1: that potato salad hit, you need just enough in your tune,
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  Speaker 1: just enough on a sandwich, just a little light spread, okay,
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  Speaker 1: just because a little too much mayonnaise ruins everything. And
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  Speaker 1: sadly today's donkeyd they reinforces how right I am about this? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to eleven Alive, Atlanta for the report police.
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  Speaker 1: A store owner says his heart is with his employees.
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  Speaker 1: After a shooting at a subway on Northside Drive, the
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  Speaker 1: owner says one of his employees is dead. Well around
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  Speaker 1: the young ladies really hard work was everybody loved them.
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  Speaker 1: The owner says. The woman just started a few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: He says another employee is injured. An says one of
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  Speaker 1: the employee's sons was inside witnessing everything. Well, we had
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  Speaker 1: an employee, I mean a customer that came in that
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  Speaker 1: was a little upset about how his sandwich has faced.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, believe it or not, it was over
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  Speaker 1: too much mayonnaise on his sands. He says. The man
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  Speaker 1: started shooting and the store manager shot back. When police arrived,
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  Speaker 1: the owner says they made an arrest, but he's not
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  Speaker 1: sure who it was. The owner says they've seen him before.
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  Speaker 1: He's a previous customer, but there haven't been any issues
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  Speaker 1: in the past. It's scarier. Yeah, what's scary out here?
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  Speaker 1: Too much? Goddamn man, ain't What does Yoka Charlotte tell
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  Speaker 1: you all the time? No, not Nigga's gonna nig What
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  Speaker 1: I say is, every day of our lives we out
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  Speaker 1: here attempting to avoid crazy, Okay, trust me. I get
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  Speaker 1: up in the morning, I pray, I meditate, I chant
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  Speaker 1: my mantra, I like my stage, my polysanto. I ask
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  Speaker 1: God for a divine protection. I give out the energy
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  Speaker 1: I want to get back. You can do all that
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  Speaker 1: and still get hurt by someone who hasn't dealt with
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  Speaker 1: their pain. There's a lot of evil in this world,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a lot of unprocessed trauma in this world.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of pain in this world, Okay, A
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  Speaker 1: lot of pain people are going through, and they are
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  Speaker 1: willing and ready to project that pain onto you for
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  Speaker 1: something as trivial as having too much goddamn man, he's
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I ain't gonna bring God into this
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  Speaker 1: too much. Devil damn man, he is on a sandwich. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I am sending healing energy to that twenty six year
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  Speaker 1: old woman who was killed. I am sending healing energy
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  Speaker 1: to that twenty four year old employee who was shot
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  Speaker 1: in front of her five year old sun. She's now
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  Speaker 1: in critical condition over some devil damn miracle whip. Okay, America,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna make it. My grandmother used
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  Speaker 1: to say, I've never seen a time like this before,
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  Speaker 1: and that was in the nineties. Okay, so I can
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  Speaker 1: only imagine what she would say about twenty twenty two,
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  Speaker 1: because I promise you America as we know it is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely the devil's playground. All Right. People need God, and
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  Speaker 1: they need therapy, and the rest of us need therapy
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  Speaker 1: to deal with the people in our lives who won't
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  Speaker 1: go to therapy. Okay, do I really have to tell
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  Speaker 1: y'all there's never a reason to kill, shoot, or even
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  Speaker 1: fight someone over a condiment, huh. Not mayonnaids, not catch up,
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  Speaker 1: not mustard, not Chick fil a sauce, not Polynesian sauce,
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  Speaker 1: so that Polynesian sauce do be slapping, and Chick fil
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  Speaker 1: A has been being stingy with it lately. But even
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  Speaker 1: within being stingy, not one of those condiments is worth
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  Speaker 1: taking a life and throwing your life away. Okay. I
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  Speaker 1: never thought I would have to communicate this to people,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess I do. When you're in a situation, okay,
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  Speaker 1: when things don't go your way at a fast food restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: just use your words. Okay, do you realize this is
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  Speaker 1: things I tell my three year old? Use your words? Communicate. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: as simple, there is too much mayonnaise on my sandwich,
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  Speaker 1: will suffice. Hell, if you want to get spicy with it,
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  Speaker 1: you can say it's too much good damn mayonnaise. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend that because that's the fastest way to
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  Speaker 1: get a bookiet in your food. All right. But the
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  Speaker 1: moral of the story is this is just stupid. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And I know Donkey to Day is all about giving
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  Speaker 1: people to credit they deserve for being stupid. But this
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  Speaker 1: is more than stupid. This is beyond stupid. It's evil.
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  Speaker 1: And yet it's another example of a human being, a
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  Speaker 1: human being bleeding on someone who didn't cut them. Okay, please, please, please, please,
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  Speaker 1: brothers and sisters, go to therapy man, find you a
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  Speaker 1: spiritual leader to get you closer to God. Make some
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  Speaker 1: investments in your mental and spiritual wealth. The life you
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  Speaker 1: saved by doing that will be your own and clearly
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  Speaker 1: the lives of others, because you will end up hurting
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  Speaker 1: someone you don't have any business hurting. Okay. All I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to say is, deal with your trauma before your
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  Speaker 1: trauma deals with chill. Please give this thirty six year
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  Speaker 1: old man in Atlanta who killed someone and critically wounded
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  Speaker 1: another over too much damn mayonnaise being on his sandwich
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  Speaker 1: the biggest he haul, what's going on? Bro? Like? How
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  Speaker 1: was satire even remotely a thing anymore? When we live
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  Speaker 1: in a world that is dis absurd. Huh, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Believe it or not. It was over too much mayonnaidse
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  Speaker 1: on this Sands. I don't believe it, all right, but
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  Speaker 1: I have no choice but to believe it. And I said,
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  Speaker 1: you said Atlanta, all right, well thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Don here today, sir. Now when we come back, Gary
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  Speaker 1: Chambers Junior will be joining us. My guy. He's running
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  Speaker 1: for US senate in Louisiana. Either change agent if you
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  Speaker 1: ask me. He's been on the Breakfast Club before. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure you've seen his his ads. You know where he
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  Speaker 1: was burning the Confederate flag, another one when he was
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  Speaker 1: smoking weed. His latest ad. You know, Um, I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't want in defense of two A because he
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  Speaker 1: is uh pro gun, but he also is a pro
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  Speaker 1: gun control. But we'll talk to him when we come back,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll get to that next. It's the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, The Breakfast Club