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#358 We Don't FEAR FACTOR the Same with Paul Elia and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What Up and welcome back to another episode of the Weekend Bake here on
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  the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you guys so much, and
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  I'm sorry that there was no pre show today. You know what I mean.
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  There was no pre show last time, and there was no pre show
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  today. But because we've been busy, and I think, like I said,
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  the day has finally come. So we're gonna paint the fucking office or
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  the studio tomorrow or at least start to going about it. So thank everybody
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  for being a Patreon and thank everybody who's been watching on twitch. So look
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  at you guys. Nonetheless, though across from me is one of my co
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  hosts on Saturday. But it's the non toxic one. Yeah, it's yeah,
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  it is the musically gifted one and the guy who's had more jobs a
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  Homer Simpson, Rock Simpson. I got a colorful history, man, I
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  know this. Yeah, like I don't understand how you worked that many jobs,
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  bro. Like I was like, I would have thought, like,
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  well, I don't know. White people don't stay at one job, like
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  they apply somewhere else and apply somewhere else. Like I think staying at one
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  job is like a Latino thing or all school Latino thing. I tried to
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  stay at one job, but it was like either getting let go or finding
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  like a better opportunity. I just think I remember seeing my parents, bro,
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  and I'm just like, yo, why are you so afraid of losing
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  this cleaning job? Like I'm just like, you know, there's a thousand
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  places to clean out there. It's just don't believe job hunting fucking sucks though,
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  man, Like I will stay with a job just out of the comfort
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  of knowing that, like I get to clock out, go home, and
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  forget about it for the next few homes. I mean, I get it
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  now, you know what I mean. You're an adult, Like when you're
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  a kid, You're just like, mom, why are you so scared of
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  getting in trouble? Like because obviously our jobs are way different. Like I'm
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  overing here, I was like, gonna get scared of get rioting up?
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  They gonna do? Yeah, what are they gonna do tell me to go
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  woo. Yeah, like I'll fucking sell drugs and make the money back make
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  up that time check. Yeah he's good, I hear, But what is
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  it. Let's welcome our special guest, the one and only funny Paul Elliott.
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  Yeah yeah, what up? What up? We don't smoke the same
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  podcast. Thank you for having it, Thank you for stopping by. Man
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  And the first first thing, Man, I feel like you're like kind of
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  like you're just like, damn, these guys are It's not it's ten.
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  It's ten. Yeah, Like I just like I feel like you were just
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  looking around. You're like, Okay. I was like, it's not just
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  for show. These guys are with it. Yeah, y'all about this life,
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  bro. I mean it's it's we got seasoned to it after a while,
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  and I mean I feel we just this is how we kind of like
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  got seasoned to it, bro, like big bags of weed were smoking it
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  all the time. But it does have his repercussions, like I crash out
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  a lot, Like you know, I find that shit happening a lot more
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  where I'm just like I'll just knock out. And we just had this conversation
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  the other day too, where it was kind of like it was like real
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  adulty moment where we're just like, hey, everybody here in the room,
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  we'd affect your productivity, and everybody's like, yeah, yeah I did.
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  Nobody wanted to admit it though, Like, but but you have to admit
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  it as an adult man, sometimes you gotta know when to stopped. But
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  this is this is a good breakfast. There's people that are fully functioning podheads,
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  yeah, able to like operate, smoke and just do their job,
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  do their thing. And there's some people that have like anxiety and other things
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  and it's like beta blockers, you know. Some people. There's some people
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  that focus, like you know, like focus on weed, and there's some
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  people that get lazy. Obviously, like you have different effects. But those
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  people that focus, you would think that it's a great thing. But I'm
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  one of those people that I focus a lot and I can function with it.
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  I mean, you've been in the car with me, You're like,
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  we're drawing for two hours? Why are you? Why are you? Like?
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  Are you kid? But I don't like smoking it when I when it's
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  like shit hits the fan, because then I could do nothing but just focus
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  on the ship they hit the fan, oh spiral, So I feel like
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  that That's when I stopped the most. Whenever I don't whenever you don't ever
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  see me smoking weed, like how I usually would probably be like, yo,
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  your car got towed. Yeah, like right now, I was all
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  headed and I was like, man, I left without finding my car.
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  Key, what if it gets stolen? Right? Yeah? Yeah, right
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  now I'm just like just taking of some guy, just like, Oh,
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  this motherfucker left joint like and a core man. Bro I know a homie
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  of mine who he drives, He like rolls joints as he's driving and smoking
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  while he's driving. And this motherfucker is slamming his brakes almost hitting cars.
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  But he he's thirty four, broh damn. But he never hits a car.
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  He never does anything like he'll swerve a little bit, He'll get close
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  and then I'll be in the car with his wife, and his wife would
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  be like he almost got to an accent. He goes, but have I
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  ever hitting new body? Sound like hit nobody? That's kind of like what
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  you do say though, Yeah, well I got a pretty good track record.
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  Leave me alone. Yeah, jack. Drivers will say that all the
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  time, like, how do you hit nobody? Right? Get this close?
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  Yeah, until they hit somebody, then you can say something, Oh
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  no, when chicks hit somebody, it's like they got the tears come on
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  and it's it's cool, dude, you don't have to wear about I do
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  that. Yeah, like you. But if a guy cries after an accident,
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  it's like, dude, you're a bitch. Yeah you're crying after an
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  act. I think if a guy cries because of some misfortune in general,
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  unless it's like a death of your family. Yeah, like if you're crying
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  because you got a ticket, yeah, it's like, bro, you're a
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  I don't know, bro. That's the if I see somebody crying over something
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  like that, I'm just like, you really have had no adversity And you're
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  like, yeah, I got to say, do the cops have like a
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  like help hot wine card or something they can handle? Not for not for
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  nothing, but but I think about it. I was like, I'm thinking
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  all about homies that have had a versity on the left. I was like,
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  I've never seen my black homies crying a lot, unless it's a funeral,
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  you right, Yeah, yeah, Like this was just like I did
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  even record with the Computeeah. When I remember when I was doing open mics
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  years ago, Bro, there were like some comics that were like waiting to
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  go up and they're like, all right, you can't go up, like
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  the show's over, Like you show over. We waited too many comics and
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  they would just cry word they would cry. But things I was like,
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  I was like that cry. It's like over love, over over passion.
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  Like it's like losing a game and you're in the team, you know,
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  like like if you're really about that ship a SE's like some players will cry,
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  yeah, Bro. Soccer players are way more emotional than American Like like
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  the soccer players like Argentina and like France, like when they lose, bro,
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  they fall on the four and just collapse. Yeah, they fucking collapse.
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  Bro. Like Jordan cried once. We mem the fuck out of him
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  on everything. But you know it's crazy that did you mea the moment where
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  I'm like, yo, he should be able to cry. He's holding his
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  trophy bro. Like yeah, Like I'm like you should respect that moment,
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  bro, Like, but you made him seem like the beam the ship out
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  of him. Bro. Yeah, Bro, Like in soccer they're crying so
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  hard. Bro, like sports and loss and like missing opportunities is way so
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  heavily on them. I saw a few. I saw a few foods cry
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  yesterday after getting eliminated. Did you cry as well? I got emotional,
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  but I didn't cry. Like so we so we go to the well,
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  I go to LAFC games LA Football Club. It's the Yeah, it's a
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  but it's it's a new Uh it's the stadium of Figaroa. What's it called
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  now the Bmo Stadium, Yeah, Bembo Stadium. So it's the LA football
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  call they made in five years. They won the cup last year and they're
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  like kind of like you know how they have Clippers and Lakers, so there's
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  Galaxy and LAFC, but you know, LAFC is the one who became champions
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  last year. But yeah, so we were in this cup yesterday and we
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  were playing You're playing against Mexican teams and usually it's unheard of for like MLS
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  teams to really intermingle with, you know, anything outside of the US because
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  people don't really take this league serious. They're like, oh, it's American
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  soccer, you can't take it serious. It's not even professional, like it's
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  like a laughing thing to other leagues. But we had gotten pretty far in
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  this in this cup, so I'm like to get a limited. Yesterday I
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  was like, damn, this is all crazy because we're kind of like our
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  our fan base. The people that are there, like they go hard,
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  Like they're like the Raiders of that team, bro, like the Raiders fans
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  like these fools, Like Raiders are black and silver. Our colors are black
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  and gold. So we're just like yeah, like and I know some people
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  might be like, we don't like that. Yeah, if we were like
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  that, bro, I was like, we'll kick foods out of our section
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  if they were opposition Jersey and that. Do you fallow soccer or do you
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  like it at all? Ah? Man? But my boy is all about
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  it, bro. But like I follow, I mean in terms of sports,
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  but like I'll I followed Detroit sports. I'm from Detroit, Okay,
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  I follow the Pistons, the part of Southfield, Southfield. I grew up
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  in Southfield, but I you know, basically I went to school in Detroit
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  High School, in Detroit College in Detroit. But and you still go back,
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  Yeah, man, I go back all time. What is what is
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  like you being from there, Why do you think Detroit has like such a
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  bad rip to like some other states, like in a sense where like not
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  like maybe like a bad rep where it's like you think like the worst,
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  but like ever since that Flint thing kind of happened, people just think it's
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  like, hey, there's a bad water and then, like you see other
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  movies, you're just like, yo, man, I was like run down
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  buildings. I was like, is it really like I'm like, respectfully,
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  I'm asking, I was like, is it really like that? Yeah?
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  Man, it's because our govern doesn't give a fuck, you know. Like
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  Kwami Kilpatrick was a mayor of Detroit for years, and it was like there's
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  so many things that this flagrant behavior that this guy was doing. I don't
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  know like how much of it, like how true it is. But there
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  was like a death scandal of a stripper, damn shit that that that basically
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  never really went solved. He's like, my wife ain't finding out. Yeah.
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  Yeah. There was like text messages between him and someone and his team
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  and it was like, you know, it was like some sort of sex
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  scandal. They found out that he was taking money from like different construction companies
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  and he was using it to rent equipment for himself. So there was just
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  like like equipment, Like he was like leasing a navigator on like money that
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  was owned by the city. So the people of Detroit bro the a lot
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  of government officials, like even Rick Snyder, who was the mayor of Michigan
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  at the time, or he was the I think, yeah, who's the
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  governor of Michigan. Yeah. So with Flynn, what he did was he
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  tried to save money from the city by taking the water supply from Flint and
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  moving it to a different river. While doing that, the water got like
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  mad polluted. That water, bro that people took showers with, that people
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  drank is probably gonna make those children autistic. It's probably gonna ruin a lot,
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  Like it's already proven that it has fucked up a lot of shit,
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  Like the scores of children have become lower, the IQ of children have become
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  lower, and right now we're like waiting to see the real long term effects.
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  But it's like, yeah, bro, cancer, like when those kids
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  getting when those kids have kids, they're probably gonna have that missing. Yeah,
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  all that shit is gonna happen. And what started all that was because
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  the dude was trying to save money. He was trying to save money because
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  it goes, Oh, Flint doesn't have a lot of money. They need
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  more money. By doing this, it's gonna save more money. They we
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  can spend more money on whatever you want to spend more money on. So
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  taking these shortcuts bad planning, bro. Just that's why the buildings are all
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  fucked up. That's why they were still buildings burned from the riot in the
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  fucking seventies. Bro. That's wild man, because you're you're boord it well
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  boarded rays right, Okay, yeah, that's why I'm like, is not
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  born? Okay, yeah, where were you born? I was born in
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  San Diego, San Diego, but I lived there was sick, so I
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  don't represent that. Where's your family from rock Rock? Yeah? That's far
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  as That should be a great like sound bite. How'd you go from San
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  Diego to Detroit? There was interesting? No, no, no, I
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  know if I'm saying. I was like, oh yeah, man, there
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  was a lot of opportunity at the time. And also I'm Kelty and a
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  Syrian that's my ethnic backgrounds. I'm as Syrian, so there was a lot
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  of Assyrians that were moving to Detroit and It's like we all like looked out
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  for each other and there was a lot of business opportunities, so we all
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  just went to Detroit. So those are like the hotspots. It was San
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  Diego and it was Detroit because Detroit had a lot of automotive jobs. We
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  were capitalizing on the liquor store business, and you know, we all looked
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  looked out for each other. So my mom's like, oh, we're gonna
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  move to Detroit over the other businesses that like it's in that community. Like,
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  yeah, it was mostly liquor store gas stations. Now it's like weed
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  shops, Like like the bro has conquered the weed shops. Bro. Like
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  even my mom, my boy's mom, Like she lives in an apartment and
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  I went to her crib and I look in her basement. It's all these
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  plants she had her like she had that the red light joints like they were
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  hung up. She got them installed. And she's literally sitting down watching like
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  Arabic TV and just like cutting like work, just doing trim work. Big
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  ass bags bro on the side, like fucking bean bag size bags. Bro,
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  she's doing that ship by herself. As far as wondering because that sh
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  it's tough work man. People don't know. Like I remember when I was
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  working at a card at the car dealership. They was like this Russian food
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  who was like married to like it's like Middle Eastern lady and uh you know,
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  like this food was into some granby shit because he would have rent cars
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  and I was like, foo, we know what you're doing, licks off
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  this or like whatever you're doing. It was some kind of scam that he
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  was doing. And he was like, you guys want extra extra job because
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  he saw that we smoked and he's like yeah, and he's like yeah,
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  you want to trimp. And I'm just like all right, cool, where
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  we going? So we pulled up to his house. I was like,
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  first of all, this gott a sketch already. Yeah, dude. They
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  were just like in like two rooms, just like trimming and it was like
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  a budget like but is it a Middle Eastern TV or I don't remember exactly
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  what it was, but they were just like doing the exact same thing and
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  just talking him just like yeo, we're like the only three is batty people.
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  We were, but we all looked the same. Yeah. I was
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  like that's the crazy thing. But I feel like some like ethnic backgrounds.
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  Like I feel like Filipinos they're just pretty much like you know, they're like
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  Asian Hispanics or Asian Latinos. B because they got like the same last names.
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  Broy eat bananas for breakfast too, Yeah they have they have three holes
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  too. Yeah, but they just do it different, you know, like
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  they're yeah, they're kind of sweet, like the sweet crap dude. Yeah,
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  I don't like that ship, bro. What they do, what they
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  do, what they do with the kidney beans is a disgrace. You know,
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  there's sweet kidney beans, all right, so you know like like kidney
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  beans food like like Salvadorians. Yeah, we we'll eat that ship savory food
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  like grandma cheese and tortilla that's like water form. Or you'll make a soup
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  out of like hard kiddy beans and it's fire bro, Like you know,
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  I mean, it's just it's like what you grow up beating. But I'm
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  like, and then you know, you get like Asian foods to you know,
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  like in Filipedoes, they'll take the kidney beans and they'll start making like
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  what's that kidney pie or red kiddy pie or like red bean pies. Those
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  are freet hole food. Those are free holes, dog. But I'm like
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  to me, I'm like, what the fuck is this? You just haven't
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  had it right, dude. When I stayed in China for three months China,
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  China, they made these uh red bean dumplings like little uh little dough
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  balls or whatever the pokemon. Yeah, dude, I would eat that ship
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  every more for breakfast. It was that is like I think it bums me
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  out because that was twenty eighteen. I have yet to find anything comparable to
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  what I had out there, Like I've had red bean paste dumplings and stuff
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  like that because they use humans. Do you think you've eat a human?
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  I hope not, dude. Think about it though, Like, don't say
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  that. Like think about it though, Like I think at some point everybody's
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  just as some kind of human. I'm sure there's some kind of like human.
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  Uh. If you stopped by McDonald's at the middle of nowhere on the
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  way to Vegas, there's human eating bro. Yeah. Bro, Like you're
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  like, I don't see the big truck pulling of any idiot. I'm like,
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  are we running out of cows? We got to use humans? Yeah,
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  that would be that. I'm pretty sure that that's a real thing,
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  bro, Like, yeah, I'm sure some people have tried human We got
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  cow size humans out here. Cows did I saw the animation of the people
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  that were in the sub read like you know how they have like oh okay,
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  yeah I reposted it. But then, you know how, like they
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  would have these shows and be like what would happen if a ryano fought a
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  fucking gorilla? And then they'll reenact me. It's like, right, so
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  they had this shit. Holy shit, but that was fucked up, dude.
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  Like, so the dudes all in there, like it's like, you
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  know the type of the I guess the graft that I don't like seeing.
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  It's all muscles and ship you know what I mean, like the medical ones.
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  So the fail sitting like that still, and then at first the head
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  goes out right because because because the because the crush, the crushing, the
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  crushing part's gonna be from the top. So everybody who was sitting there,
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  all their heads went down first. So your should gets submerged into your stomach.
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  Bro, Like you get like you kind of get turned into a ball
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  and you implode. And because everything implodes, it's just like it's like when
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  the fish gets eaten in the water, like the part of goles going everywhere.
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  But it's like it's like when you shake a snow globe. That's how
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  these people ended up. That's why they didn't find no remains. Did you
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  hear the shockwave? I did hear that. Yeah, so the shock wave
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  from that, you know, sound travels even to the white guy to be
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  like, did you hear the almost awful part aside from the animation, that's
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  light word? Yeah, that's light work, dude. Well I have the
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  real video. Ye hear the audio? Check this out. No. It
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  was crazy though, because it's like you don't think about how sound really just
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  travels and bounces off shit, especially in the ocean, much like you.
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  I'm afraid of the ocean. So it's just is that me? Yeah?
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  Is that me? No? You're good. It's like I was like,
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  just not even winded here, we got a ghost here. Now you're you're
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  a good Paul. Yeah. I was like, I was wondering, my
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  ship's not touching at all. But every time I talk it gets louder and
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  louder and louder. It sounds like that fucking uh submarine imploading. See.
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  I just wanted to provide an example. I was just yeah, right,
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  I don't know, we can figure that what that is. I don't know.
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  You know what it sounds like, you know when you have somebody on
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  three Way back in the day, Yeah, oh my god, story about
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  that too. Man. When I was a kid, I was there was
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  this girl, her name is Jelicia, and I was like so into her,
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  bro. So I hit up my boy and I'm like, yo,
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  put me on three Way and ask her. She thinks I'm cute. So
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  he hit her up and his name was Macio and he goes, Yo,
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  Jelicia, what up? And she goes, oh, what's up? And
• 19:15
  she goes, do you think anyone class is cute? She goes, yeah,
• 19:18
  some people are cute. So he was like, what about Arby?
• 19:21
  He's another kid. He goes, it's RB cute. She goes, yeah,
• 19:22
  he's cute. And then he's like, what about me? Am I
• 19:25
  cute? She goes, yeah, you cute. He goes what about Paul?
• 19:26
  And she was like and they were on the call yeah, and then
• 19:32
  it was just quiet, she goes. And then he goes, so,
• 19:33
  uh so that's it. And then she goes, nah, he's stank.
• 19:41
  And he's like. I was like, all right, cool, cool,
• 19:41
  all right, I'll talk to you later, and she goes, all right
• 19:44
  bye. Then she like hung up and I'm still on the phone and he
• 19:45
  goes, yo, Paul, you hear that? And I was like,
• 19:48
  yeah, yeah, yeah, how old are you? Bro? I was
• 19:51
  like nine. I came home the next day from school, bro, Like,
• 19:56
  I went to school the next day. I wore all my dad's cologne
• 19:59
  and all like the brute you know, the Brute Ship smelled worse, worse
• 20:06
  they had. They've sent me home. They're like, this guy's put on
• 20:07
  way too much cologne. He just stinks. That's what she said. That
• 20:15
  Brute Ship will literally I don't know, every time I get that that scent,
• 20:19
  I can almost picture the type of man that wears it, Like I'm
• 20:22
  like, this is a man in his sixties and up, you know what
• 20:26
  I mean? Like yeah, like I just picture it like bro like or
• 20:29
  sometimes you'll even look at somebody and I was like, I bet he smells
• 20:30
  like that. But you know, it's interesting. It's sort of like the
• 20:34
  culture was sort of like you're this is what you men are gonna smell like,
• 20:38
  and it became so popular that basically we all game became conditioned to just
• 20:42
  do this thing. Yeah, like because I'm like, I'm not gonna lie.
• 20:45
  I was like, whether it's the guy's white or the guy the guy's
• 20:48
  brown, or the guy's whatever, Eddie race, it doesn't matter if if
• 20:52
  he's like in that age dream, I'm like, he probably smells like that.
• 20:56
  And nine times out of ten, bro, Like, if you're at
• 20:57
  the mall, like you know, when you're at the ball, Bro,
• 21:00
  you're walking, you you get webs some people. Yeah, yeah, so
• 21:04
  that's a good chance. I'll be walking with my girl and I'm just like,
• 21:07
  watch, I bet you this guy has that old man smell. And
• 21:08
  then you'll see like this Indian guy working with it's like his like son and
• 21:11
  shit and yeah, and then I'm just like that shit smells like brute or
• 21:15
  fucking old leather by Avon Bro. Like I was like, I know what
• 21:18
  that ship is, dude. Yeah, those fucking those sense they gotta change
• 21:22
  up those old man sense though. How come they how come they'll be thinking
• 21:25
  that old man they want to be smelling good, Like I want to smell
• 21:26
  like Rosachi when I'm old, Bro, Like things, does that have to
• 21:30
  stop? When I'm not looking for bitches no more. Bro Like, like,
• 21:33
  like, you know what this smell like? It's like once you're in
• 21:34
  a relationship, they start shit, let's start showing you different products. Like
• 21:37
  I'm like, bro, that's all terrible. I want to still smell good,
• 21:41
  bro Like, but yeah, deflect all temptation where this like that whole
• 21:45
  Father's Day ship, Bro, I think that shit fucking sucks. Bro.
• 21:48
  They gotta fucking big that ship up. Bro, what do you mean is
• 21:52
  the whole holiday shit? I just really think it's kind of unfair. And
• 21:53
  every year I see this ship and I see all these fucking like you know
• 21:57
  how Miller's Day is a really big deal, and a granted it should be,
• 22:02
  you know what I mean. But I'm just like, if we're talking
• 22:03
  traditional family, like when you talk about like you know, with like you're
• 22:07
  a minority or you're a son of an immigrant and you're out here trying to
• 22:11
  make it. Our dads put in some work, bro. Like They're like
• 22:15
  they were the bread wake they were the bread winners. Bro. They were
• 22:18
  like meeting, they were paying the bills, And I'm just like, some
• 22:21
  of those dads gotta get the flowers. They deserve, bro, Like,
• 22:23
  especially in like those communities. I'm like, you see Mother's Day, I
• 22:26
  was like, hey, food, we make a hell of a big deal
• 22:27
  for that. I'm like, I don't even think Dad's asking for a lot,
• 22:30
  but buying no expensive bottle compared to the other one, or do something
• 22:33
  for that motherfucker, bro, because just buying the samplers. Yeah, just
• 22:37
  like yeah, So I'm like, bro, like take that food out somewhere.
• 22:41
  I was like, you fucking spent two thousand dollars on Mother's Day,
• 22:42
  but you spent sixty dollars on follows Day. Yeah. Yeah, Like I
• 22:45
  don't know. I just think it's kind of unfair, and I know it's
• 22:48
  it's and none of those holidays are near from anybody to be like Lucas trying
• 22:52
  to get cloud over this. No, I'm just I'm saving this episode for
• 22:56
  next year. Our show was sponsored by Dad's Actually was it was your dad?
• 23:02
  Would those guys of those guys he he was for a while, man,
• 23:06
  My I mean, my mom was really like the one that put in
• 23:10
  a lot of the work for our family because my my dad got sick in
• 23:12
  two thousand and two, he had a stroke. So when he had a
• 23:15
  stroke. He was basically you know, and also he had a lot of
• 23:19
  like mental issues, bro. Like he had a like he was traumatized a
• 23:22
  lot as a kid. Uh, And I had a pretty gnarly history,
• 23:26
  bro. Like my parents were in a rock Like there was no like mental
• 23:29
  health to watch your issues. So there was a lot of like trauma that
• 23:32
  he faced. Bro. So it's like when he came to America, just
• 23:33
  didn't know how to deal with it. And my dad was like on some
• 23:37
  like caveman vibes, you know what I'm saying. Well, it was sort
• 23:42
  of like if something was like that would anger him, he would just like
• 23:45
  yell and get mad, and he would be like, well, what's going
• 23:48
  on? You know, we'd be like scared and shit and like like if
• 23:52
  you know. So my mom was really the one that would like, you
• 23:53
  know, teach us and like be logical. And then my dad got sick.
• 23:56
  My mom was we we owned a liquor store, so my mom was
• 23:59
  working at the store every single day. Bro, my mom couldn't get worker.
• 24:03
  It's because like my dad would also help up the store. Yeah,
• 24:04
  but my dad was like a little more difficult to deal with. So it's
• 24:07
  like my Mom's like, I can't even hire employees because my pops just might
• 24:11
  yell at somebody or try to fight somebody on some throw a rock at somebody.
• 24:15
  Vibes which he has thrown milk crates at several people, just pictures that
• 24:21
  straight out. Bro. My mom had to hide the milk crates because she
• 24:23
  was like this dude just throwing milk crates at people. So it's like my
• 24:27
  mom. He was working at the store, So it's like it was just
• 24:32
  a little different, you know what I'm saying. So, but yeah,
• 24:34
  bro, she couldn't work. Bro. She would like never miss the day.
• 24:37
  She would work. The only day she would take off for days when
• 24:40
  people died and Christmas. Yeah, yeah, no matter what. I feel
• 24:42
  like I would hope people would die just so she would get a break,
• 24:45
  Like I would be like, man, if someone dies, so because you
• 24:48
  can watch my I don't know. It's just like, bro, d So,
• 24:53
  was there any plus sizes plus sidestick? Guy? Your parents holding a
• 24:57
  liquor store? You have all the snacks. That's all I was gonna say.
• 25:00
  But we keep talking about snacks and ship when I was a kid because
• 25:03
  I would work there. I'm like, I got I could eat chips,
• 25:06
  candy. I would like steal loose cigarettes. I would smoke them in the
• 25:10
  back, you know what I'm saying. Like I was, I can't imagine
• 25:14
  you smoking cigarettes. Oh I was onesome, yeah, but I was smoking
• 25:17
  new Oh dude, those are right, Yeah that's the ship dude. I
• 25:23
  remember those were the best cup down cigarettes when you're on a sick one.
• 25:27
  Bro, you fucking smoke a whole pack of them ship. Bro, And
• 25:30
  my mom didn't know. My mom did not smoke cigarettes. I would basically
• 25:33
  yeah, okay, that's what they can't smell. Like. I feel like
• 25:37
  if I had a kid and he was trying to hide this, he'd be
• 25:38
  like, he gonna tell him my dad never stopped smoking. I'd be like,
• 25:41
  I could hug him. He could fig smoking the blood. Yeah yeah
• 25:45
  yeah, so I was able to hide it. But yeah that was that
• 25:48
  was That was dope. Bro. We owned that liquor store for twenty years.
• 25:51
  Bro. Damn. So now I was your Your mom and dad like
• 25:53
  retired and yeah they were tired. Now many tired. He sounds like you
• 25:57
  just said they were tired. Oh my god, Bro, my mom could
• 26:03
  not like because things like I would show up to the store, like because
• 26:06
  I moved to LA. When I moved to A twenty eleven. So when
• 26:07
  I moved to La, my parents were still working at the store. And
• 26:11
  like my brother's a lawyer. My mother brother was al is a neural surgeon.
• 26:14
  Brother brother is mortgage banker. So I'm like, Mom, like we're
• 26:17
  making money, Like you don't need to work at the store no more,
• 26:21
  you know what I'm saying. But like she just wanted to like do something.
• 26:23
  It's sort like she wasn't ready to like let go. And then when
• 26:26
  she like let go, she was like at the house, like not knowing
• 26:29
  how to like just break your shit so she could fix it straight up.
• 26:33
  Bro. That's like that that's a great way to put him in. That's
• 26:37
  my mom has the same issue, bro, And like my grandma ninety nine
• 26:40
  years old, still feels that she can do all this shit. I was
• 26:41
  like, listen, like you're fucking falling on the time. But she's like
• 26:45
  yeah, but I still want to feel useful. I'm like you are,
• 26:48
  but you just you need to take her as they just they it's that it's
• 26:52
  that immigrant mentality, bro. They just they want to just work. Bro.
• 26:55
  Like my Mom's one of those people that she's just like, I'm like,
• 26:56
  bro, you just got off of work doing like ten hours. Why
• 26:59
  the fun are you gonna come home and bring cleaning? Yeah? Yeah yeah.
• 27:03
  I was like yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it is. I
• 27:07
  was like, Yo, but the roof doesn't need fixing right now? Yo?
• 27:08
  Like bro, like yeah, yeah, Like there's no reason for you
• 27:14
  to do this. Yeah. I'm like, Mom, let's just hire a
• 27:15
  maide. And like we hired a maide and like my mom's like I don't
• 27:18
  like her. She wasn't clean well. And I'm like, Mom, that's
• 27:21
  always these that's always the excuse. Yeah, nobody could clean better than them,
• 27:26
  Dude, I'm like, Mom, they're using clean towels to clean,
• 27:29
  Like my mom got like old towels that just smell like three weeks ago,
• 27:32
  just oil rags. Yeah, bro, a type of shame you make a
• 27:34
  mop out of? Yeah, Bro, I'm like, mom, we got
• 27:37
  a swift or why don't you use it? It's almost like they want things
• 27:41
  like the hard way and also like they like, like my dad loves watching
• 27:45
  the same movie over and over again. This dude has seen Troy over a
• 27:53
  million times. This guy will watch it once and when it's done, he'll
• 27:57
  watch the credits and then he literally will replay it from the beginning, watch
• 28:02
  it come. This motherfucker knows who the second AC is, Like he knows
• 28:07
  all the crew. What what? Why? What is it about that movie?
• 28:11
  Does? He is? That? Like his? That's that's his?
• 28:15
  I, Bro, I think there's a few reasons, bro. One of
• 28:17
  the reasons because I started like, like, as I'm doing more stand up,
• 28:19
  bro, like what I'm realizing is that, like God gives us what
• 28:22
  we need to talk about right in front of us, and it's like sometimes
• 28:26
  understanding it on below a surface level is the work. So I would look
• 28:30
  at that and I'm like, Bro, Like my dad watches Troy all all
• 28:34
  over and over. It's like he likes he doesn't like change. He likes
• 28:40
  seeing routine. Something about routine is comforting to him. Something about routine makes
• 28:44
  him feel like things like time isn't moving. Like my dad loves watching Like
• 28:48
  Also, he'll watch these train videos and he'll just be like a big ass
• 28:52
  train to go. It's like a ten minute long train that just moves,
• 28:56
  and my dad would just like watch it and he watches It's like oh shit,
• 29:02
  my dog is the same cargo being transferred, and he'll watch it for
• 29:06
  hours. My dad loves watching muck Bank. Oh okay, word, you'll
• 29:10
  watch it. You watch it, dude, eat a soup and then he's
• 29:12
  just like watching it. Yeah. So it's like, I'm like, what
• 29:17
  is it about this that he's like so invested in and like, I feel
• 29:21
  like in multiple reasons, one of the ingredients of why he likes it is
• 29:23
  because he's like, bro, there's something so routine about it. You know.
• 29:27
  That's so how does that's crazy? Man? Your dad is like that,
• 29:32
  That's exactly what it is. Bro. Like he he doesn't like change,
• 29:34
  but how does the whole conversation happen like where you're like, hey,
• 29:37
  I want to do comedy bro, or like you even take you serious?
• 29:40
  Because I imagine like that's that's like me black and telling your parents like you're
• 29:44
  gay, you know what I mean? That's like that shit is except white.
• 29:49
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's like the most excepting like rock if
• 29:53
  you were gat your parents and be like, well okay and he's gay now
• 29:57
  you yeah, that'd be like yo, we finally, yeah, we could
• 30:00
  do so many things. In July been known right, yeah, real,
• 30:07
  They're like, yeah, Joe Gas, how was that conversation, especially because
• 30:12
  they didn't want you to have your liquor store, nah man. I feel
• 30:15
  like my parents were working at the liquor store, and like they didn't really
• 30:18
  want us to work there because they were like, we want you to be
• 30:21
  doctors, lawyers, We want you all to have good jobs. Like they
• 30:22
  need to teach us Arabic or suit It, which is the Aramaic. They
• 30:26
  didn't even teach us those languages because they're like, we just want you to
• 30:30
  learn English really well so you can make it in America, Like you don't
• 30:33
  need to learn Arabic. So like they didn't make it like an issue about
• 30:36
  like culture. It was all about business, like that's where they were coming
• 30:40
  from because they were so broke and my dad was very my parents were my
• 30:44
  dad's family was very wealthy in Iraq and then they lost all their money because
• 30:47
  of gambling in bullshit and bad business investments. So it was like when when
• 30:52
  I was wanting to do comedy, it was like a huge issue. But
• 30:56
  I was like at the point where I was like, when it was really
• 30:59
  acting, acting is what I really wanted to do. It wasn't so much
• 31:02
  stand up, so you took the acting approach first before you actually yeah,
• 31:06
  yeah, damn. I would like so, how wasn't they treated like the
• 31:08
  parents from Benda like Beckham. Remember that's exaggerated, bro, because the things
• 31:14
  like it Benda like Beckham like it's it's so two dimensional like a lot of
• 31:18
  their a lot of their resistance was because they loved me so much. And
• 31:22
  they're like, we don't want you to struggle the way we struggled. We
• 31:25
  don't want you to do that. You have an opportunity, bro, We're
• 31:27
  giving you an alley for you to go to school and be anything you want
• 31:32
  to be. Bro, We'll pay for that ship, will you you?
• 31:33
  Literally, I'm we're worst setting you up. And I was when when I
• 31:38
  was like, I dropped out of college with two classes left. Bro,
• 31:42
  Damn dude, that hurts. But I was like, I straight up,
• 31:45
  bro, I was like, I am willing to die for this, bro.
• 31:48
  And I even told myself this if I moved to LA and I was
• 31:51
  like, bro, if I die trying, if I die trying to be
• 31:55
  successful, ain't nobody's gonna say I didn't do my best. And I thought
• 31:59
  of that as when I was twenty years old. Bro, that was my
• 32:01
  mentality because and I had this mentality from playing football too, because I wasn't
• 32:06
  very big on the football field, like I wanted to be an athlete.
• 32:08
  When I was doing sports, I was like, if I die this play,
• 32:13
  I'm cool with it. Like I literally had a comic kaze give everything
• 32:15
  I got thirty five okay, damn. And at twenty you were just like,
• 32:21
  yo, I'm willing to die for the ship like like some Troy.
• 32:27
  And I learned that shit from watching that movie so many times. I learned
• 32:30
  this from you, dad. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm like, thank
• 32:32
  you, Brad Pitt. So did they like, did your parents like resent
• 32:37
  you for a little bit? Yeah, and I resented them like they gave
• 32:40
  you the cold shoulder, and they were like, you know, like hey,
• 32:44
  don't it was it was half and half. It was sort of like
• 32:46
  my mom would be like, when you go and stop, the ship is
• 32:50
  not working. You're not doing shit anyway, here's three hundred dollars for your
• 32:53
  rent. So it was like half and half. It was sort of like,
• 32:58
  you're fucking up, you ain't doing shit anyway, here's some money.
• 33:00
  Because we didn't want you to be broke? Who was Paul, I would
• 33:08
  assume your dad, that's how it usually goes. Yeah, And yeah,
• 33:14
  it wasn't who was angry. It's like who didn't believe in me the most?
• 33:16
  Oh damn, that's yeah, that's the way you're gonna take it.
• 33:20
  Yeah, you're right, yeah, because they weren't upset really, they were
• 33:22
  just like they didn't think I could do it, like my dad was just
• 33:25
  like because like even when I was on TV, like I was doing shit,
• 33:29
  Like I had my first guest starring role on the show called Agents a
• 33:32
  Shield, and I was like, dog, this is like a popping show.
• 33:36
  I'm in the Marvel Cinematic Universe now, damn. And it was a
• 33:38
  small part. It was like three lines, but I was in that bitch
• 33:42
  and they were like, yo, this role can like morph into other things.
• 33:45
  And as a young actor, you're like, what if they, you
• 33:47
  know, had me in there, then that's the thing, and then you
• 33:50
  know, you never know. So I think it's gonna go like so far,
• 33:52
  Bro, I think it's gonna go so far. And also in the
• 33:54
  beginning of the episode, they showed my name and the way I looked at
• 33:58
  him, like bro, I'm my dad. They're showing our last name on
• 34:00
  TV. Bro for showing our last name on TV. And my dad is
• 34:04
  like, I watched for two seconds, You're there, then you're gone.
• 34:10
  You can never be there. Yo. That was fun. I was upset
• 34:15
  at the way they were looking at it, but then I was like,
• 34:16
  Bro, this is the way they look at it. I can't control that
• 34:20
  because in a way, I'm like, that's the way you look at it.
• 34:22
  It's like someone would look at these paintings, bro, and they'll be
• 34:24
  like, yeah, Bro, these just fucking cartoon. Yeah. It's like,
• 34:28
  how are you gonna dismiss this image as a cartoon? Bro? This
• 34:30
  is like cerebral mind of like you know, like people can look at this
• 34:35
  art and bro, and they're like mean, shit, Yeah. It's like
• 34:37
  when it's like, uh, like what's the hobie frank because you know he
• 34:40
  said that or what. I couldn't be wrong, but one of my hoomie
• 34:45
  said, yeah, it works so hard to give my name signed on on
• 34:47
  the comedy store wall. And then and then and then his parents were just
• 34:52
  like how much would they pay you? Now? They're just like fifteen dollars
• 34:55
  And then like and then they were just like, you work so hard for
• 35:00
  five, six years, ten years to get your day for fifteen dollars.
• 35:04
  They look at you like you're an idiot, but you don't they don't know
• 35:07
  that, Like that's the reason you're gonna end up on the road, or
• 35:08
  you're gonna get an opportunity to maybe open up for somebody that's gonna be that
• 35:12
  big and they might take a liking to you before you know what, you're
• 35:14
  on Birchnos tour or something like that. You know, yeah, bro,
• 35:16
  But but also at the same time, this business is fucked. It's like,
• 35:21
  you're gonna pay a comedian fifteen fucking dollars, bro, Like you're you're
• 35:24
  on the road, and comedy clubs will pay featured acts and hosts sometimes one
• 35:30
  hundred dollars, bro. So it's just like it's like player, like give
• 35:32
  them an extra hundred dollars. That's the one thing that's That's the thing where
• 35:37
  it's like every time I took an approach where I wanted to do my comedy
• 35:39
  or if I wanted to do my shows and stuff like that, I would
• 35:42
  always just do my shit, bro, Like my shows, I'd be like,
• 35:45
  look, I'm gonna get whoever's popping and whoever I think it's funny and
• 35:47
  I'm gonna have it be like, and whoever's my audience is gonna come because
• 35:50
  I'm like, I'm not fit to go ahead and just wait the whole night
• 35:53
  just so you can give me five minutes and rush me for those five minutes.
• 35:55
  Like nah, bro, I was like, and then I'm like half
• 35:59
  of the people out there other comics tools like not what people who are going
• 36:00
  to buy tickets, But like, I always feel that all the people that
• 36:04
  are out there, they're trying to do it the best approach to do it.
• 36:07
  If you have an audience, Yeah, go do a club. That's
• 36:09
  cool, but don't make that shit your goal. Man, like you be
• 36:13
  comfortable, would throw your own events. That's where you start making money that
• 36:15
  way. But I was gonna ask, at what point did your parents switch,
• 36:20
  like start believing you look like Razor Ramone a little bit, a little
• 36:25
  he looks like the food from the Walking Dead. Oh hilarious, oh forgetting
• 36:30
  Yeah, yeah, the dudea plays the punisher. Yeah, bro, I've
• 36:32
  had a bride this one dude and this homeless dud in Chicago clowney. So
• 36:36
  hard bro I was outside of a comedy club. His muffle was like,
• 36:39
  he's like, you look like the punisher. But if he didn't do shit,
• 36:45
  and that was it and everybody was just dying laughing brod. Yeah,
• 36:50
  I had to give him money, but I fucked him. I was like,
• 36:53
  I'll famo you like I got that man. That's that's funny man.
• 36:59
  But out like what experience, like what it okay? So for me personally,
• 37:02
  it's like same kind of thing, uh, doing music and stuff like
• 37:07
  that. Like my parents never goddamn white stuff. They supported me. They
• 37:12
  were like, you got this, but like they were always, you know,
• 37:14
  wanted to make sure I also didn't just do just that. They always
• 37:16
  like have a set, you know, have a day job, did this,
• 37:19
  like they wanted to see something secured the yeah, but my parents were
• 37:22
  always like casually shut the fuck up. But no, they they they were
• 37:32
  supportive, but they were like, you know, never like, hey,
• 37:35
  you've got this. But then my mom, like the big switch for her
• 37:39
  was whenever I linked up with Imagine Dragons because that's like her number one favorite
• 37:45
  band. So I got to be like son of the Year a couple of
• 37:46
  times, like bringing her to the one of their shows, getting to hang
• 37:51
  out with the guys and stuff like that. So like it took a pretty
• 37:53
  big feat for it to be like, oh, this is definitely like a
• 37:59
  good career choice. At least your parents could comprehend that part of it,
• 38:01
  like you know what I mean, Like you know how I have to fucking
• 38:04
  make a video with for them to be like, oh, man, this
• 38:07
  guy meant or you know what I mean, or like I remember, like
• 38:10
  I got that video with him Amine, who played Vicente in the news series,
• 38:15
  and then I was like, I want I can show my aunts and
• 38:16
  my mom and they're just like who is that? Yeah? Like I'm just
• 38:22
  like, yo, you just fucking watch the commercial all day on an V
• 38:24
  show. You fucking don't know. I was like when fuck you guys man,
• 38:28
  I was like yeah. I was like I'm putting this on Instagram where
• 38:30
  people are gonna give me thumbs up. A video with president Yeah, bro,
• 38:36
  I think that would be the most impressive ship to any Statham. You
• 38:38
  get a picture with that president. Stop with Dorian. People are fucking on
• 38:42
  that guy's jock. But he's doing a good job though, yeah, brother,
• 38:45
  standard for success. Bro. Sometimes it's just like so unattainable because it's
• 38:49
  just sort of like we want our parents to be like, oh, this
• 38:51
  is dope. Like, man, I was listening to Adam Sandler's Mark Twain
• 38:57
  Uh. He gave a speech's Mark Twaine held see the Mark Mark Twain Award
• 39:00
  this year for for for comedy, and he said his whole life, his
• 39:06
  parents were always telling them things were good, even if they were bad.
• 39:08
  And he was like this is bad, They're like, no, this is
• 39:10
  great. This is great. So like there's that extreme version where it's like,
• 39:16
  no matter what you do, parents are like that was awesome. Like
• 39:20
  even when I was running track, there was a motherfucker. I was doing
• 39:22
  long jump and there was this one kid who, like people were jumping like
• 39:25
  eighteen feet, nineteen feet, this motherfucker jumped like nine feet right, and
• 39:31
  and the women were jumping twelve. And this dude is a senior in high
• 39:36
  school and he's jumping nine feet and his dad's like, dadad a boy a
• 39:42
  joh Man. He's like, how do you feel, John, Yeah,
• 39:47
  nin hit last. But I would watch that and I'm be like, man,
• 39:52
  that dad is like really encouraging, you know, And there was a
• 39:55
  part of me that always wanted that, but I'm glad that I in it,
• 40:00
  because if I didn't have that, BRO, what fueled me was I
• 40:02
  was like, oh watch yeah, I thrived off people not believing in me.
• 40:09
  People not believing in me. BRO made me work harder, you know
• 40:13
  what I think? It is too. Then with like ore with the parents,
• 40:15
  it's like because it's like there, you know, how you say your
• 40:17
  dad comes from a lot of trauma and stuff like that from like they didn't
• 40:21
  have validation, so they passed that on, you know what I mean.
• 40:23
  So that's why you can't ever go to them for validation. Like that's like
• 40:28
  when I learned to understand that, I stopped expecting that kind of support from
• 40:30
  my mom and my you know, and my dad and you know and people
• 40:35
  like that, where like I would always expect that and you'd be always be
• 40:37
  let down. And it's like the sooner you realize that, it's like kind
• 40:40
  of better, it's like, hey man, it's kind of fucked up,
• 40:43
  but it's like I can't really get that kind of validation, so I gotta
• 40:45
  get comfortable with getting it somewhere else. So you're just like I'm gonna reach
• 40:50
  such a point where it's like you got no choice but to just say something
• 40:52
  nice to make me feel like you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
• 40:54
  like you gotta know you're gonna reach such a level of success where you're
• 40:57
  just like it's gonna be the point where it's like, no matter whether you're
• 41:00
  proud of me or not, I know you are, yeah, bro.
• 41:02
  Like Like even like I did a movie years ago in Detroit. It was
• 41:06
  like my first feature film. Bro, there's probably in twenty ten. It
• 41:08
  was like a horror movie that was like, you know, bad, But
• 41:10
  I was like I just needed experience. So I was just doing whatever the
• 41:14
  funk I could. And like my dad till this day, he like when
• 41:16
  he meets people, he'll tell them about that movie and like in front of
• 41:20
  me, he goes, you know Paul he was with. Then he'll start
• 41:22
  saying, all these people I'm with, so he brags about me two people.
• 41:27
  Yeah, that's the one thing that they but they don't ever do that
• 41:30
  shit in front of you. It's yes, Bro, I fucking hate that.
• 41:34
  Bro. I was like, man, I was like, just one
• 41:35
  day, I want to be that fly on the wall and be like,
• 41:37
  oh you do appreciate my shit? Yeah, I gotta have somebody firing up
• 41:39
  a little I have to have like an undercover cop, wear a wire.
• 41:43
  I get them on camera, they hear what they really think. I should
• 41:49
  not ask them this. Yeah, that kind of shit shouldn't be recorded,
• 41:52
  like somebody should somebody should be. The show premises you literally you set your
• 41:57
  parents up and you kind of ask and be like, hey, you know,
• 41:59
  like you know you're like if you're, if you're, if you're,
• 42:00
  if you're a kid of immigrant parents. You know, you set them up
• 42:05
  and be like, hey, we're doing an interview or your son you know,
• 42:07
  I know, you know he does comedy, So I'm gonna ask you
• 42:08
  a few questions and then and then you actually get it and be like,
• 42:12
  oh, so that's what you think. You play a maximum funny like why
• 42:14
  would you never say this to me? Comes out? You just scot proud
• 42:17
  of Like they get the interview, then they leave, and then you go
• 42:23
  back. You visit your parents and then be like, hey, I want
• 42:25
  you to watch this video with me, and then they're like, yo,
• 42:29
  this you know this guy came here and it recorded me and they're like,
• 42:31
  yeah, how come you never said that to me? There should be like
• 42:34
  undercover boss like undercover parents. Yeah, it would be like someone to come
• 42:38
  by to do like work around the house, but have their daughter dressed up
• 42:42
  as like a cleaning lady and like, so tell me what you think about
• 42:44
  your daughter. She's this, checks off her mask, and then I think,
• 42:52
  be great. They would be the season for now. Episode would be
• 42:55
  it's like somebody or somewhere you go ask them one parent and the parents like,
• 42:59
  you know, I always hated him, you know what I mean?
• 43:01
  Yeah, bro, like kid died. He could be like yeah, yeah,
• 43:05
  something like that. You know, they were twins. Wrong kid died
• 43:07
  though, like some that's gonna be episode right. Yeah, yeah, dude,
• 43:15
  I says, like, you know they left him here. Yeah,
• 43:17
  I had to open up this much to a plumber. But somebody said you
• 43:22
  have to be your big your kid's biggest fan and hater at the same time.
• 43:28
  I respect that. Yeah, that's kind of true. I feel like,
• 43:30
  you know, like Hank Hill, he was kind of like that with
• 43:32
  Bobby Love that show. Supportive but also always concerned about Bobby and how he
• 43:37
  was developing. Yeah, I always like just want to make sure they stir
• 43:40
  you right, but at the same time not giving him enough for him to
• 43:44
  pursue his comedic career, like he crushed him with that shit and remember oh
• 43:49
  yeah, Bob Man, yeah, Bobby alright, p Dale Gribble though man,
• 43:52
  Yeah, yeah, that was sad. He died pretty young, but
• 43:55
  he died of cancer. I have no idea. I just how he died.
• 43:58
  It like what fifty six sixty I'll be releasing the hats on my side
• 44:00
  again, the mac hats. Yeah, I might need one of those.
• 44:04
  Yeah, I'm really end up gonna say a damn, it's gonna be need
• 44:08
  one of those. I actually wanted to ask what uh damn not. I
• 44:15
  forgot exactly how I was gonna ask that ship. I had a question for
• 44:19
  him though, like I saw you cofid a few times. Do you feel
• 44:21
  the contact hit at some point? Yeah? Yeah, bro, I like
• 44:27
  I knew it for because and I'm trying. I don't know if you saw
• 44:30
  it, but I was like, I'm like, all right, dude,
• 44:30
  I was like, I'm talking to you. So the smoke is subconsciously kind
• 44:35
  of going that way, so I'm like trying to push it that way.
• 44:37
  Also because at one point I thought I was just talking to this Bart Simpson.
• 44:44
  I'm like, right, I was about to say, well, also,
• 44:46
  this is considerably less than we usually smoke, because you're not even going
• 44:50
  as him as like you usually wouldn't you had my one? Yeah, I'm
• 44:52
  chilling, but I'm chilling, no player, Yeah I feel great, got
• 44:57
  an extra one. I'll wrote you with Paul. What a flair do?
• 45:04
  Or? Did your parents smoke weed? No? I mean if they did,
• 45:10
  they will never admit to it. But like, what I do know
• 45:15
  is that they hate hate weed. But then once all these people started making
• 45:21
  money owning weed dispensaries, they started to accept it as a business. They
• 45:24
  were like, oh, but there's a lot of money in it, and
• 45:27
  then so they started to like lean into like oh and there's also some like
• 45:30
  healing properties that come associated with it. So it's like just they look at
• 45:34
  it different. But I want to tell my mom I smoke but a dude.
• 45:37
  I worked in cannabis for four years before I told my parents that I
• 45:40
  was involved in it because I was so nervous. I was like, because
• 45:44
  growing up in Texas, strong Christian family, like they just weren't having it
• 45:49
  growing up. So football or nothing, you know what I'm saying, a
• 45:52
  football, But yeah, they growing up they were so against it. I
• 46:00
  mean, like I got disowned for a hot minute. Were you were you
• 46:04
  like, Papa, don't preach. I don't think i've seen that. No,
• 46:08
  you don't know the Madonna thing. I was like, were you like
• 46:10
  Papa, don't preach? Oh oh oh yeah, because I'm keeping my baby.
• 46:16
  But no, it's just like they disowned me. They didn't like talk
• 46:20
  to me for a couple of years and stuff like that, and then they
• 46:22
  finally are you serious? That's crazy? Well, I mean how hardcore Christian
• 46:25
  were there? Like, I mean so much so that like when I like
• 46:30
  dropped out of college and I was kind of hitting hard times and I had
• 46:31
  to live with them for a second. They made me go to a mega
• 46:35
  church every Sunday. Damn. Like Joey aust It wasn't as bad as Joel
• 46:38
  Austin, but it was she was going there. Kind of always wanted to
• 46:42
  go to that church. People kind of they got there. Yeah, Like
• 46:45
  you know, I'm just saying I always wanted to go to like a mega
• 46:46
  church to see what the amenities. Like, I'd be like, oh,
• 46:49
  how good is that coffee? Like I wouldn't spend the time. They're even
• 46:52
  the mask they're even the mass I'd walk out and be like, yo,
• 46:53
  let me see the merch store. Yeah. Yeah, that's the only thing
• 46:57
  I don't like, because like what I do like is like when people are
• 46:59
  like, yo, let's vibe about like, you know, I don't know,
• 47:00
  I don't know if y'all are religious, but like just to be like,
• 47:04
  yo, there's a higher power and you know we should be aware of
• 47:07
  that and submit to it and be appreciative. And it's like, yeah,
• 47:10
  I vibe with all that. Then they're like, no, if you check
• 47:13
  out our website, we have our merch store, and it's like they're using
• 47:15
  that started sometimes as bait for financial gain. Yeah, yeah, dude,
• 47:22
  which is why I was like, I don't vibe with this, Like you're
• 47:24
  and like all these like tiktoks of like these like megachurch pastors that are like
• 47:29
  telling people, Hey, give us money, send us all your pandemic money,
• 47:32
  and then the motherfuckers buy boats, they're on vacations, this shit.
• 47:36
  They're intolum nah, dude. The one that my mom went to, Like
• 47:39
  it's funny because also this just shows a little bit of her hypocrisy because she
• 47:45
  went there mostly as a business move because her boss went there, Like so
• 47:51
  she was like a strong Christian, but she was like, we're going to
• 47:52
  this church because this is where my boss goes. Be on your best behavior.
• 47:57
  And I was like, damn, she's trying to get a promotion,
• 47:59
  trying to know. Yeah, And so we'd always wait for them to leave,
• 48:01
  like come out the building, and she'd be like, Okay, let's
• 48:04
  go stay by to my boss real fast. Like she was chill with it.
• 48:06
  She wasn't like like like Jones and like we gotta be really good guys,
• 48:09
  come on. Was she was? She like, Dear God, protect
• 48:13
  my boss. Go up to him. At the end of I prayed for
• 48:19
  you and your family. I just want you to know I did that.
• 48:24
  But it was just like and I you know, I never I had enough
• 48:29
  friction with my mom when I was younger that like as I got older,
• 48:31
  I was like, you get hit rock? Yeah, yeah, you like
• 48:35
  one of the few white guys I know they got whipped. Oh no,
• 48:37
  I got like punched in the face. Oh shit, damn, you got
• 48:38
  you got a white guy hit? Yeah, we got CPS called on us.
• 48:42
  Did you get hit? Yeah? Yeah? Like how did your parents
• 48:45
  did you with a bell or like with like like because it's different, like
• 48:49
  we got objects, like we got a bell, we got oh yeah yeah,
• 48:52
  yeah did you get but it was it was different. It was I
• 48:54
  was like, you guys have the Middle Eastern like chunk does he different?
• 48:58
  Yea brod shits have like more more late. They're bendy from the front.
• 49:02
  So I've seen my mom throw it and then because that curve allows Yeah,
• 49:09
  you don't have power this man. I would subconsciously run a slant route just
• 49:15
  to get away from my mom. My mom would just like hit me.
• 49:19
  She would predict like we'd run upstairs and my mom would like be quiet,
• 49:22
  like like my mom would like be patient and just like throw it in between
• 49:25
  the stair bars. Holy shit. Yeah, my mom was Tom Brady player.
• 49:30
  Yeah, gotten into My mom was Steph Curry with the chocolate. She
• 49:34
  was like that batmobile and it went into the alley and Batman returns. Yeah,
• 49:38
  the people didn't get into it. You know what they've got like E
• 49:42
  sports and all this stuff. Like I feel like there's just new crazy.
• 49:44
  There's an extreme tag and stuff. Now. I don't know if you've seen
• 49:47
  that. I've seen stream tag. Yeah she looks tight. Yeah you know
• 49:50
  what they should have, like extreme chunkla that that honestly like, I feel
• 49:55
  like instead of like hatchet throwing and stuff like that, it's just all chocola
• 50:00
  like that. I feel like that would actually have huge I didn't know ESPN
• 50:02
  covered bowling that Ben cover him. Yeah, I don't even know that.
• 50:06
  I was. I was. I was watching it the other day. I
• 50:07
  was like, I don't an algorithm figured out I have a bowling ball now.
• 50:10
  Yeah, So I was just watching all these things and I was like,
• 50:14
  God, damn, thirty miles an hour, who's throwing this ball?
• 50:16
  Is fast? These old men dude with a fucking keg. Yeah, dude,
• 50:22
  that's a crazy part. These dudes ain't even in shape. Dude,
• 50:24
  that arms in shape that one. Yeah, but yeah, they fucking have
• 50:29
  this fucking arm. Bro, Like what is that old meme? Like,
• 50:32
  this is what peak men physical, peak men physical capabilities to look like,
• 50:38
  get used to it. What is that you know? Yeah? No,
• 50:42
  but it's that fact. It's that it's not fat. But he's like the
• 50:44
  champion I think it is Tyson Fury, Tyson Fury. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:46
  he's like he just looks like some old Irish dude who drank a lot before.
• 50:51
  He's probably did you know he did he hit rock bottom? Oh yeah,
• 50:55
  like he he was an alcoholic androgaddic. And then he beat that black
• 50:58
  guye up and everybody's like, yeah, like we believe in you. No
• 51:02
  not uh not him. It's it's the Irish guy beating him up. But
• 51:07
  yeah, I think he beat I think he'd I think that's the guy he
• 51:08
  beat. No, I'm looking this up. This is the effects of buying
• 51:14
  of what is it smoking too many joints. I'm just not overly Familion fury.
• 51:20
  Yes, that's him, that's the that's the champion. Wait, what
• 51:23
  does this have to do with bowling. I don't know. We we went
• 51:27
  there, you yeah, it deviated hard. We're just talking about being out
• 51:31
  of shape and being like champions. They're out walking over to him. So
• 51:37
  you just had you just feel the special about Yeah, you're about to October?
• 51:42
  Yeah damn, what are you feeling in Detroit? Congratulations? By the
• 51:45
  way, thank you, thank you, thank you. Are you gonna have
• 51:46
  your of course you're gonna have your parents there, but are you gonna have
• 51:49
  one with stage? My parents have never seen me do stand up? Bro?
• 51:52
  Really, you had a bunch of family out last time? Right?
• 51:55
  Was that like a bunch of just close friends and family that came out to
• 51:59
  see you for your last special, like pre show? Oh you mean the
• 52:00
  one at the Commerce story. Those are all just homeiaesieries. Yeah no,
• 52:04
  no, no, like my my brothers, they've seen me do stand up.
• 52:07
  Like the only people who haven't seen me do stand up on my mom
• 52:09
  and dad. So I mentioned, yeah, a lot of my comedies about
• 52:15
  them. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like you, so, do you
• 52:17
  have stuff that it's like brand new on the special? Then it's like about
• 52:21
  them, gonna throw them off? Nah? Well, I would say it's
• 52:25
  sort of like the closer I get to the date, the more the creativity.
• 52:30
  Like it's like there's this thing and this that I want to explore,
• 52:35
  and it's like, even to the point where i'm taping, I might just
• 52:37
  say something brand new that I've never said before on stage because I'm like,
• 52:42
  yeah, I think this is important for the story. So I'm like adding,
• 52:45
  but it's pretty much the air, like what I'm going to talk about
• 52:46
  and like the subject matter and how it all fits together basically what you saw.
• 52:50
  Yeah it's really good. Oh yeah yeah, but I'm changing a few
• 52:52
  and adding a few things. Yeah, I'm excited to see you doing it
• 52:54
  again Tuesday. Right, we're training to get a few things change twitch.
• 52:58
  Right, let's go to Patreon, tredace you. But yeah, I mean,
• 53:02
  congratulations on that is your first one, first one. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:06
  man, congrats on that. That's a big step. You know what
• 53:07
  I mean? How long have you been doing comedy for? I start a
• 53:10
  comedy in twenty eleven, Okay, so yeah, twelve years. Yeah,
• 53:15
  that's where we got it right at that time, where like, what is
• 53:17
  it? Joeyda says, he's like a need ten years, cocksucker. He's
• 53:21
  like, you eat ten years before you get something out of it. Yeah,
• 53:23
  because you feel that way, yeah, one hundred percent, bro,
• 53:27
  Because it's just like I think it's you just develop more. Bro. It's
• 53:34
  like you're a better athlete the older you get, because your limbs are stronger
• 53:37
  and you're more aware, and you understand teamwork and you understand how to make
• 53:42
  a play, and you're like, instead of taking a shot, I can
• 53:44
  like this is a tough shot, I can pass it. You have like
• 53:46
  awareness and cues and you develop that after it takes a long time Bro,
• 53:52
  when you're on stage, it's not about the ego anymore. It's about the
• 53:53
  final product. Yeah, man, one hundred percent. Like I'm not trying
• 53:58
  to just put out a regular thing. But you're already like you've already going
• 54:01
  around going around right like you're you know, you're going on tour. Yeah,
• 54:05
  this one's doing something. Yeah, I'm saying, you're doing your rounds
• 54:07
  and ships just for laughs right at the time where you need to kind of
• 54:12
  do it. Where's your favorite place to go? I feel like good,
• 54:14
  like Canada for some reason, man, I dope, but for something yeah,
• 54:19
  like because it's a big comedy scene and I'm like, all, like
• 54:21
  a lot of my holies out there. I'm like, yo, I was
• 54:23
  like, I feel like you would fit in perfect out there with like hoomies
• 54:27
  out there. You just did just for laughs in Canada, right, Yeah.
• 54:30
  Yeah, we're in Montreal. I mean they're they're very real. Bro.
• 54:34
  Do you meet my friend out there, Ninty? I don't think so.
• 54:37
  I was like, he's pretty big because he did just for laughs too,
• 54:39
  So I'm just like I'm like, oh, I was like, maybe
• 54:42
  you cross paths. But he whenever he comes out from Toronto, he comes
• 54:45
  out here. Yeah, he's a funny guy out there. Oh, Canada's
• 54:49
  so dope. Bro. I haven't done a whole lot in Canada, Man,
• 54:52
  but out to my favorite place to be bro Man is bro. I
• 54:57
  love Detroit. Man. Detroit is just fire because I think people show me
• 55:00
  so much love and they like really get where I'm coming from, and I'm
• 55:04
  able to like sort of speak their dialect, you know what I'm saying.
• 55:07
  Yeah, So is that where you're feeling You're special? Yeah, Detroit,
• 55:09
  damn show love. What theater you're doing it at? Yeah it's called the
• 55:14
  Detroit House of Comedy. Okay, Yeah, it's the first Special I ever
• 55:16
  shot there. It's a newish club. Like, how much control do you
• 55:21
  have like over the special? Like are you like you're like no, no,
• 55:23
  I want this kind of food there. This is not like do you
• 55:25
  take over the whole place? Like how does it happen? What do you
• 55:29
  mean? Like like you know, like does the whole place like just catered
• 55:31
  to you that day where you're just like hey, like whoever's here for my
• 55:34
  special? Like this is what I wanted to mid of you. I just
• 55:37
  oh no, I mean I let them handle service Okay. I'm like that's
• 55:40
  y'all, you know, but it's not like a whole Deeme type of ship,
• 55:44
  Like you're just like, I'm just gonna give you the best show I
• 55:45
  could. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I always thought like I'm just like
• 55:47
  I always thought. I was like, oh, I wonder like you know,
• 55:50
  I was like with Felipe shot of special like not too not too long
• 55:52
  ago. Well he shot a few specials, but I remember the last one.
• 55:55
  I was like, damn this and fucking like yeah he's talk. Yeah,
• 56:00
  I mean, I'm definitely gonna have some food like afterwards, and like
• 56:05
  the way it's set up is like there's a comedy club. Then the comic
• 56:07
  club is inside of Hockeytown, which is like a historic Detroit bar, and
• 56:13
  it's like a sports bar sort of vibe. So after the show, we're
• 56:15
  all gonna be like, yo, right next door, let's just chill.
• 56:17
  I'm gonna have some DJ playing some music. I'm gonna have some sandwiches,
• 56:22
  I got a local rest. You're gonna document this at all, like good
• 56:23
  after party two film and everything, but videographer comment filming everything all that.
• 56:30
  Yeah, man, that's fucking sick. Man. Congratulations are you reaching that
• 56:35
  mile still bad because not a lot a lot of people try to have wasn't.
• 56:39
  Nowadays you see like a special happening like three year, your third year
• 56:44
  in or five year, and I was like, hey, man, like
• 56:45
  I get it, we all have an eyePhone, but you know right,
• 56:49
  yeah, Like I feel like in ten years is like where you get seasoned
• 56:52
  and you can't cheat that ship. You know. Bro, There's a dude
• 56:55
  who just started comedy maybe a few months ago, and he's starting to post
• 57:00
  like TikTok clips of his stand up and it shot well and it looks good,
• 57:05
  and it's like he'll get like some pops on certain things. And I'm
• 57:09
  just like, man, this guy just started coming and he's like wanting to
• 57:12
  put it out. Like people just want to microwave their career, bro,
• 57:16
  and that ship will not come. They want a Ramen cup of noodles,
• 57:21
  that ship. Yeah, And it's like nothing, it's not gonna be better
• 57:23
  than you go to a Ramen spot. Yeah, straight up. Like if
• 57:27
  you give me two options. If you give me two options, bro,
• 57:30
  two bowls, I don't care how bombs or whatever. Even if even if
• 57:34
  that fucking Ramen is coming off a Pokemon dish, I don't care about.
• 57:37
  I'm going for the traditional one, like the cup joint. No, I'm
• 57:39
  going for the traditional one, like though, like oh yeah yeah, Like
• 57:43
  you know if even if you put the cup of noodles one in like a
• 57:45
  fancy plate that you're like, don't you like that? I'm that yeah,
• 57:46
  bro, but that shit has an egg and it has everything. I'm going
• 57:50
  for the motherfucker because that that really puts some work into that, you know.
• 57:53
  Man, I went to this. I went to this museum. So
• 57:57
  me and my girl go this museum and they're shown us how Japanese people make
• 58:01
  green tea, how they used to make it. Bro. They had the
• 58:07
  person there making it. The person was sitting Indian style like dressing the traditional
• 58:09
  thing. They took the leaves, bro. It took probably like ten minutes.
• 58:15
  They crushed the leaves, they did this, they walked it over,
• 58:16
  they did this, They took the spoon, and as they're doing it,
• 58:19
  they're narrating it. They're like every movement takes a second. They basically take
• 58:22
  the take the spoon, move it to the side, and then take a
• 58:27
  breath, and then they continue to the next movement and they take their time
• 58:30
  and then they served it to us. Bro, it was phenomenal. Everything
• 58:35
  was time, it was better. But then a curig is like yeah,
• 58:39
  So it's like, that's like how I look at creativity. It's like,
• 58:44
  you gotta take your time with it. You gotta really like there's some people
• 58:47
  that can move fast and hit a home run, Like there's some people there's
• 58:51
  a curig that can make a green tea. To make it takes just like
• 58:52
  that. That's I think AI is trying to do. AI is trying to
• 58:57
  eliminate the process yep, and give you the final product. But it's not
• 59:01
  going to be the same. Bro. That's why none of that fucking AI
• 59:05
  art really goes viral or nobody wants to buy that ship about those people like
• 59:08
  no, and there's a lot of there's a lot of people. Yeah,
• 59:12
  and fuck that dude who was talking shit on the on the artwork this morning.
• 59:15
  Man, I was like, fuck that guy. Wait, somebody's talking
• 59:16
  shit on the art Yeah. It was like you said, I said.
• 59:19
  It was like, I said, oh man, you guys were just biting
• 59:21
  doing art work. Gets some original artwork, And I was like, man,
• 59:23
  fuck, literally everything has been a reference to something like it is original,
• 59:30
  but it's also referencing something like what the fuck yeah, and whoever that
• 59:34
  is each ship go watch something else. No. I was just I was
• 59:36
  like, oh, cool, bro, this is definitely a good way for
• 59:37
  you to get for you to get my business and want to hire you to
• 59:40
  do my flyers. Now. Yeah, Like was it some guy on the
• 59:44
  homegirl like like she's been doing it for years? But I'm like, hey,
• 59:47
  let me hat on her. Maybe he's alway hit me up for somewhere.
• 59:50
  I had. I had one of those like music promotional Instagram accounts that's
• 59:54
  like, you know, the sends you a DM there like this rate,
• 59:58
  this rate, this rate whatever, Like okay, yeah fuck that. But
• 1:00:00
  this guy, instead of just coming out being like hey, I can get
• 1:00:02
  you a thousand dollars for four or a thousand followers for four dollars, blah
• 1:00:06
  blah blah, he was like, hey man, your followers are low.
• 1:00:09
  It's like yeah, this guy, they got they got some hello hello,
• 1:00:14
  creative approaches to that ship. Yeah. So I mean I've had a little
• 1:00:16
  fun with that. I went back and forth with that guy, but I
• 1:00:19
  was just like, wow, that's a new one. I don't think i've
• 1:00:22
  ever been nagged for business before. That's uh, that's impressive. Do you
• 1:00:25
  take Do you take psychedelics? Paul? Sometimes? Yeah, yeah, I'll
• 1:00:30
  do shrooms. Are you are you like doing like hero doses? Are you
• 1:00:34
  just micro dosing? Uh? I don't do it that much, bro,
• 1:00:37
  but like it ranged like I'll do like I did micro dooce for a while,
• 1:00:40
  Like I'll do like during the pandemic, I was like micro docing and
• 1:00:43
  like work. But like, okay, so were you like microdosing were like
• 1:00:45
  you you had the dosages that you had to figure it out? Or were
• 1:00:49
  you just like I made these pills because like I tried doing it and then
• 1:00:52
  I made my pills. Or Tobie who was making my pills, like made
• 1:00:55
  them but like he was just filling them up. So some of them had
• 1:00:58
  hella more sports the purple stuff than other or the blue the blue molder whatever
• 1:01:01
  it is, right, So some of these I was like micro doses no
• 1:01:07
  more. Yeah, So how was that going for you? I would just
• 1:01:09
  experiment, like I would just take a I would take a cap and I
• 1:01:13
  would divide it into four and I'd be like, all right, me take
• 1:01:15
  one. So I take one and the divided by four is like some of
• 1:01:19
  them are like bigger than others. So I would just eye it and I
• 1:01:22
  would just take it and worked. Did you ever did you ever have it
• 1:01:25
  experienced? Well, actually trip and tripping on a bigger dose. Uh?
• 1:01:30
  Yeah, man, Bro, there's some moments that I had, But I
• 1:01:34
  think lately I've been like going so much more inward. The thing is,
• 1:01:37
  when I took the shrooms, I feel like there was like some berry that
• 1:01:39
  I even went even farther past. So I was just having some like really
• 1:01:44
  like monumental like thoughts about like emotions in my past and like what I want
• 1:01:50
  to do in my life. So it was dope, bro. But then
• 1:01:52
  also, Bro, I've had some moments man where I've never laughed harder in
• 1:01:55
  my life. Yeah. Yeah, We're just like stomach hurts. Oh oh
• 1:02:01
  my god. Bro. My boy was laughing so hard he was throwing up.
• 1:02:07
  He was throwing up laughing. Bro. At those moments, I've never
• 1:02:09
  thrown enough from laughing. Bro. But I remember, like when you laugh
• 1:02:13
  so much your stomach or bro, I remember, you know, because you're
• 1:02:15
  you're laughing, you don't laugh that hard. Yeah, but you don't laugh
• 1:02:19
  that hard. The older you get, you know, like when you're a
• 1:02:22
  kid a lot when you're a kid. Bro, Like you think you could
• 1:02:23
  get a six pack from laughing so hard? Bro? Yeah yeah yeah,
• 1:02:27
  like because you're just like, oh but shit, just don't hit the same
• 1:02:30
  but like that, mushrooms will take you there. Me and Biz did shrooms
• 1:02:34
  and went camping to go film some some footage for a little mixtape we're working
• 1:02:37
  on for the Beautiful Men's Club. And dude, yeah, we were fallowing
• 1:02:40
  it like we were like in our respective tents and there's four of us,
• 1:02:45
  dude, and god damn, Like I haven't cried laughing in a hot minute,
• 1:02:49
  bro, but I was like geeking for like a solid like thirty minutes.
• 1:02:53
  Damn. I'm like, you you do some real white guys shit with
• 1:02:57
  that, dude basire. I mean, yeah, we're both very Yeah,
• 1:03:00
  you're like, yo, we're gonna go take pictures. Yeah. But then
• 1:03:02
  again he gets here in a band though, well also he okay, so
• 1:03:07
  he you guys have a boy Yeah, we're in a boy band. Now.
• 1:03:09
  He took a month to go camping and like climb like the Half Dome
• 1:03:14
  and Mount Whitney and a bunch of other things like he's done some really crater
• 1:03:19
  Lake, Like he's done some really incredible ship for the past month. But
• 1:03:22
  then did he tell you why he's doing it? Just like self, Like
• 1:03:24
  he's an Eagle Scout, It's in his blood, man, yeah, like
• 1:03:29
  he's like. It was funny because when he was doing Mount Whitney, he
• 1:03:31
  was like, I'm not gonna talk to anybody for four days because I'm not
• 1:03:34
  gonna have service, and it's part of me that was like, damn,
• 1:03:37
  I'm kind of nervous for biz. But at the same time, of all
• 1:03:39
  my friends, I'm the most confident this fucking eagle Scout's gonna be able to
• 1:03:44
  hang. I would think he stopped saying like Eagle Scout credentials like after a
• 1:03:49
  while, like you like, are you stopped worrying your high score? Well
• 1:03:52
  no, well, I mean Eagle Scouts not something you put on the bar
• 1:03:54
  to fucking pick up bitches. But it's, uh, it looks really good
• 1:03:58
  on a resume because it's not easy to attain. How do you attain Eagle
• 1:04:01
  Scout from like boy Scouts? I mean you do you do the Cup Scout,
• 1:04:04
  you do boy Scouts, and then you can oh shit, So that
• 1:04:08
  comes from the boy Scouts. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the black belt
• 1:04:12
  black Belt boy Scout. Yeah, oh damn you then you get touched by
• 1:04:17
  some scale by gay als. Such a good episode. But no, but
• 1:04:25
  yeah, so so it's one of those things that's like, yeah, respectfully,
• 1:04:29
  every time I see his like Eagle Scout portrait picture in his room,
• 1:04:32
  like, oh dude, it's awesome. I will get a copy of that.
• 1:04:36
  It's it's it is fucking funny. But at the same time, because
• 1:04:41
  fuck it actually is and he's got short hair and no facial hair, like
• 1:04:45
  it does not look like the biz we know. Uh, so it is
• 1:04:47
  really fucking funny to see the picture. Is like this guy knows how to
• 1:04:51
  kill animals. I don't know if it's so much that, but I mean
• 1:04:55
  I know how to kill animals. Yeah I know. He used to be
• 1:04:57
  an exterminator, but like, yeah, no, I to me, it's
• 1:05:00
  more if there's anybody that I'm gonna trust in the wilderness, Like that was
• 1:05:03
  actually my first time camping, and I felt very comfortable because I was like,
• 1:05:09
  I'm fine, he's not gonna let me fuck up, Like we're safe.
• 1:05:12
  He knows what the fuck he's doing. Like and that's what I was
• 1:05:15
  saying, is like boy Scout stuff, Like, yeah, Eagle Scout is
• 1:05:17
  definitely like easy like to make jokes about, you know, because this dude
• 1:05:21
  was just committed to boy Scouts like a career. But at the same time,
• 1:05:26
  damn, it's kind of a flex and it looks good on a resume.
• 1:05:29
  I mean, of course it is challenging. I don't know. I'm
• 1:05:32
  not I'm not too cut. Let's go be Eagle Scouts. Dog, I'm
• 1:05:35
  cool. Oh god. I would choose land over the ocean because I hate
• 1:05:42
  the ocean. Ocean is scary to me. It's one of the most scariest
• 1:05:44
  things ever. I don't. I don't either. I don't like going to
• 1:05:45
  boats. I don't like doing none of that. Ship. Do you like
• 1:05:47
  the ocean? Poll? I love the ocean, bro, I don't.
• 1:05:49
  I don't get enough. I'm actually about to go. I'm about to go
• 1:05:51
  to the beach with my girl and my homie and my cousin are in town.
• 1:05:56
  I mean, that's like safe, right, I'll jump in, Okay,
• 1:05:59
  see, yeah, I'm like, dude, woman, I just don't
• 1:06:00
  like the la water because it just looks so gross. Bro. Yeah,
• 1:06:04
  bro, just it's just so. So you go far, I'll go far.
• 1:06:09
  I'll go far. Yeah, I'm going there. I'll ride away.
• 1:06:11
  A few times. I'm saying like, do you go far for a different
• 1:06:13
  beach? That way you're away from? Uh No, I'll tell you this,
• 1:06:16
  bro. When I was in Puerto Rico, water was incredible. It's
• 1:06:20
  crist clear blue. You go to Miami, fuck damn. I would have
• 1:06:25
  thought the Miami water would have been dirty too. Yeah, that actually surprising.
• 1:06:28
  The Miami water's clean. Yeah, it's clean, bro, Damn,
• 1:06:30
  I mean it's clean. I think the best water I've ever seen was in
• 1:06:33
  Cozmo. Do did you ever see the Robert Rodriguez Quinn Tarantino rock. It's
• 1:06:40
  in Mexico. Oh is it the one with the woman had a machine gun
• 1:06:43
  for a leg? Yeah? Clear water, Planet terror, Yeah that one
• 1:06:47
  at the very end. I actually went to those like that cliff side where
• 1:06:50
  they had the water that was that's right by some Mayan ruins, and yeah,
• 1:06:57
  that water is crystal clear. It's fucking bonkers. Yeah, Paul,
• 1:07:01
  do you believe in the supernatural? And what sense do you believe? And
• 1:07:06
  stuff like that? Now, he took a big hit before that. Let
• 1:07:15
  me guess some of his second hand rule fast WHI I process this man,
• 1:07:17
  Well, when are they going to show us photos of this alien? That's
• 1:07:21
  one that's okay, So you believe in the aliens for sure, So I'm
• 1:07:26
  what I'm saying is that if if basically aliens have been tucked for so long,
• 1:07:30
  because there's so much evidence that there was aliens, I doubt that there's
• 1:07:35
  no sort of supernatural like beings. But also the belief in the supernatural being
• 1:07:42
  means that there's basically a spirit that can live within the interstitial, and believing
• 1:07:45
  in the interstitial would basically prove that. It's like, oh, so then
• 1:07:49
  God does exist, then then you then you then this also must be true.
• 1:07:53
  Then like if you if you look at it like that, it's like
• 1:07:56
  that you Basically this defied science. Basically, the lief that there is no
• 1:08:00
  higher power is scientifically argued. So it's like, if there is some sort
• 1:08:04
  of being, there's no science that can explain why there's some sort of ghost
• 1:08:09
  floating around or after you die, there's some sort of like spirit that floats
• 1:08:13
  around. But I do think that it is possible. I've never seen it
• 1:08:17
  yet. I had occurrences happened. I don't know how much of it was
• 1:08:20
  because of a ghost, Like there's things that have happened or I've seen something
• 1:08:24
  and I'm like, bro, there had to have been a ghost that just
• 1:08:26
  did this ship. But then I'm just like, all right, anyway back
• 1:08:28
  to porn hub. So, but I'm like, what happened though? Can
• 1:08:32
  someone tell me? So? I do think there is it exists. I
• 1:08:35
  want to see a ghost. See, so you never had any experience like
• 1:08:39
  that where you're just like maybe like some ship would just fly off or or
• 1:08:43
  I mean, because I don't think people are ever going to see an apparition,
• 1:08:45
  Like I don't like people people will go to the Hunter Mansion in Disland
• 1:08:47
  and be like, that's what it's supposed to give a ghost. I'm like,
• 1:08:50
  it's it's it's a form of energy. I'm like, the reason I
• 1:08:54
  always ask this question is because I mean, like, you know, it's
• 1:08:58
  not that I'm religious in a sense where it's I'm over here Jesus Christ.
• 1:09:00
  But it's like the religion I do practice is Santaria. I know I have
• 1:09:03
  a godmother, you know, and uh, you know it's it's it's afrocentric
• 1:09:08
  Santoria and deal with a lot with energies and spirits or whatever, you know
• 1:09:12
  what I mean. And it's like it took a lot for me to really
• 1:09:15
  kind of like see it. But it's like there's a hell of signs out
• 1:09:17
  there, so you never had something that you're just like, oh shit,
• 1:09:21
  like this cup just went so So Santoria is all about like energy and spirits
• 1:09:28
  and like you're working you're working with the dad a lot. So you're working
• 1:09:31
  with with the dead and a lot of spirits, you know. And there's
• 1:09:34
  a lot of deities and and that not like on some Indians shit, where
• 1:09:38
  there's like hundreds of them, but it's like maybe like seven and it's like,
• 1:09:42
  you know, it's like you all these deities you like you kind of
• 1:09:46
  have you figure out who which one is kind of like looking out for you,
• 1:09:51
  and then you kind of work that spirit, you know, and then
• 1:09:55
  uh, you work a lot with your ancestors, like your dead spirits,
• 1:09:58
  like if you have a lot of at least at least follow my own bay,
• 1:10:00
  which is like what what you know what I do? And you deal
• 1:10:05
  a lot with your like your past spirits, like families that like you know
• 1:10:10
  me, like you'll bring it up. Yeah. See, I've always looked
• 1:10:14
  at it. I've always not like get some crazy shit. But it's just
• 1:10:16
  like you kind of like you work it in a sense where it's like,
• 1:10:19
  hey, man, like you have some unfinished business for you to be at
• 1:10:24
  rest school or you know what i mean. Like let's yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:27
  because some stuff will happen, Like there'll be some random shit, bro that
• 1:10:30
  will happen. Like if I had one of my cousins died in a car
• 1:10:32
  accident recently, and uh, and it's crazy because I'm like, man,
• 1:10:36
  I'm like I I kind of had to set his mom up with my godmother
• 1:10:40
  or like you know, in the process of it, because like I know,
• 1:10:44
  I know that this woman needs closure and this spirit's not really at rest,
• 1:10:47
  and you kind of see it because I'm like it keeps draining his mom
• 1:10:49
  energy. And I'm like I've known my aunt my cousin for a long time,
• 1:10:51
  so I'm like, oh, you ain't right, and I know this
• 1:10:54
  ain't gonna do it. But it's like some people would be like, yeah,
• 1:10:57
  that's kind of far fetch. How do you know what's gonna work.
• 1:10:59
  It's she's gonna go listen to somebody who's gonna tell her, but she kind
• 1:11:01
  of quote on Coldest here. But it's like like, dude, when when
• 1:11:03
  it's when you're in front of that person, that person starts telling you son
• 1:11:06
  that she met your dead son before, and you're like, yo, this
• 1:11:10
  is who I'm talking about. It starts hating different Wow. Yeah, it's
• 1:11:14
  it's it's it's crazy man. It's like people Hollywood demonizes a lot of the
• 1:11:19
  spiritual practices from like Latin people and stuff like that, you know, or
• 1:11:24
  like they'll be like, oh, it's all voodoo and stuff like that,
• 1:11:26
  bro, Like voodoo and all that shit. Man, that's like some Haitian
• 1:11:29
  shit like like it's more like like on an eilanders because Santoia gets divided into
• 1:11:33
  four different different practices. So there's a lot of fake news about Santoria.
• 1:11:38
  Yeah, there's a lot of fake news. Man. There's like it's because
• 1:11:41
  because from my understanding, like I've heard people say, oh, it's like
• 1:11:44
  you know it's from Africa, that's where it comes from. Yeah, it's
• 1:11:46
  like from yeah, like it's it's it's literally it's a really it's a religion
• 1:11:50
  that got brought over from from the slaves. Yeah, bro, And it's
• 1:11:57
  like a lot of trauma, you know, with like people who have been
• 1:12:00
  enslaved, and it's like they're like, bro, I just want to heal,
• 1:12:02
  you know, from these these wounds, because these spirits are not at
• 1:12:06
  rest. Bro. They're not resting and they're not at peace. You know
• 1:12:11
  what I'm saying. They've been tortured their whole lives or whatever, however long
• 1:12:14
  they've been tortured, and then they they've died. It's like you it's like
• 1:12:17
  it's almost like the way I look at it, and it's like it's kind
• 1:12:19
  of weird where it's like you almost become like a spirit dealer bro, Like
• 1:12:24
  in a sense where you're just like, hey, man, I was like,
• 1:12:26
  hey, who's gonna take this job? Bro? Like I need like
• 1:12:29
  you know, I was like I was like I got some mad energy.
• 1:12:30
  I need to get this ship clan spirit therapy. Yeah, this kid's weird
• 1:12:34
  in a way. Bro. Like you've never gone to like a not a
• 1:12:36
  saying to real person, but you've never gotten to like a poem reader or
• 1:12:39
  something like that. And then you had like some like what the hell,
• 1:12:42
  nah, I don't I don't subscribe to fortune telling, like like in future
• 1:12:46
  yeah, like I like, I mean not even I've been like as a
• 1:12:48
  kid, not like seriously like as you're older, like maybe you're just like,
• 1:12:51
  oh I want to see I remember like I went. I was always
• 1:12:53
  curious though I went as a kid, dude, and that shit fucked me
• 1:12:57
  up. Dude, I want as a kid and my fucking told like this
• 1:13:00
  lady told me that my dad was gonna leave. I swear to God,
• 1:13:03
  like this told me. She's like, your parents are gonna bee divorcing your
• 1:13:05
  parents, And I mean, but one of the chances that's like like it's
• 1:13:11
  just not supposed to happen months after dude, that's a coincidence. Yeah,
• 1:13:15
  I mean, and I was young. I was like fucking like sixteen or
• 1:13:17
  seventeen, and I got scared. Bro. I was like, oh man,
• 1:13:20
  I ain't never fucking with it again. Yeah, she didn't tell me
• 1:13:24
  like in those words, like it was like kind of like you're gonna gonna
• 1:13:27
  have a separation in your family, and it's like, you know, I'm
• 1:13:30
  like, it's it's gonna be with somebody's very close. I'm like your parents
• 1:13:32
  are together, and it's like it's gonna be. Did she have to ask
• 1:13:35
  if your parents were still together. She asked me, like, are your
• 1:13:39
  parents are together again? She was like, there's gonna be a change there,
• 1:13:42
  and I'm just like, h yeah, by the end, there was
• 1:13:45
  a change there. Yeah, dude, my parents got divorced. I mean
• 1:13:47
  the divorce rate was like on the rise and like the nineties. I didn't
• 1:13:50
  see it coming though. Bro. I was like, my parents were not
• 1:13:53
  once to like fight. It was all in silence. They kind of never
• 1:13:55
  wanted like watch. They never wanted like the kids to find out about shit.
• 1:13:58
  That's the cool thing about down for you. They're just like, yeah,
• 1:14:01
  I try to keep it away from you, even if like your marriage
• 1:14:03
  is falling apart. Oh yeah, but it's like you can't do you know
• 1:14:08
  the kid knows, bro. Yeah, oh yeah. My parents were recording
• 1:14:10
  conversations for evidence when they were getting divorced. Yeah, for for custody battle.
• 1:14:17
  But I was gonna say, like I've been to like, uh we
• 1:14:19
  went to that work. Put you like one of them. My dad would
• 1:14:24
  be like, hey, tell me what your mom did today, and then
• 1:14:26
  put down a tape recorder and be like can you reiterate this part? No,
• 1:14:31
  damn, dude. Your dad was some school shooter. Shit, dude,
• 1:14:35
  both of them were both of them were. It was ugly, but
• 1:14:40
  no, I was gonna say I went to a pet psychiatrist or a pet
• 1:14:44
  psychic once when Natasha It's like they were doing it for like their podcast,
• 1:14:47
  and it was like this group therapy session where all these people brought in pictures
• 1:14:51
  that they're like lost, you know, dead pet and this psychic would yeah,
• 1:14:57
  right, we'd go through and talk about all the all the late animals
• 1:15:00
  and Mike Man, I think the thing for me is that I do believe
• 1:15:04
  that there is something much bigger out there, but I think that our perspective
• 1:15:09
  on it is very linear and uh two, centered in this reality that we
• 1:15:17
  currently existed, because it's like, okay, so you die, your energy
• 1:15:21
  disperses you. I just want to travel over those like Antarctica, walls,
• 1:15:26
  bro what on the side of the earth. Yeah, like the flat Earth.
• 1:15:30
  Like I'm okay, I'm not okay, I'm not like I'm not really
• 1:15:33
  subscribed. All right, I'm not really subscribed, not flat Come on,
• 1:15:36
  man, the universe out there. I just want somebody to fucking go with
• 1:15:42
  the Live fucking crew and be like, all right, dude, this is
• 1:15:44
  quote unquote the last wall or the mountain that you got to climb. They
• 1:15:46
  say, this is where the fucking edge is at. We're gonna climb this
• 1:15:49
  shit fucking mountain, Everest and all that shit. I just don't know how
• 1:15:53
  tall it is. Also, I've been in a plane. I have a
• 1:15:57
  picture from a plane right into Colorado and we were high enough that you can
• 1:16:01
  absolutely see the curvature of the earth. Yeah. Like, I'm not saying
• 1:16:06
  I took that. I'm not saying it's flat, bro. But I just
• 1:16:10
  want somebody to go to Antarctica where they say that it's a big fucking wall,
• 1:16:15
  and I want somebody to be like, hey man, this is a
• 1:16:16
  quod unqua. We're gonna climb all the way to the top, and at
• 1:16:18
  the top, we're gonna show you what's on the other side. And then
• 1:16:21
  if it's if it's nothing but fucking ocean and that's what it is, okay,
• 1:16:25
  then I get it. It's fucking I mean, I'm just saying what
• 1:16:28
  they're gonna do is they're gonna say, well, science is constantly changing,
• 1:16:32
  and we thought we found the boundary, but it looks like there's a wall,
• 1:16:36
  more ocean, and then another wall. Yeah, they keep extending the
• 1:16:41
  wall. Yeah, we never get to the actual wall Mexican border. It's
• 1:16:46
  never gonna get done, never gonna get done. Yeah, Bro, it's
• 1:16:49
  like you need to the way it's gonna get done is that, like you
• 1:16:53
  need to hire like a hell hell of Mexicans from like from Mexico and then
• 1:16:58
  be like all right, those guys get to become citizen is because they'll blow
• 1:17:00
  the wall and you know what I mean. And then and then you gotta
• 1:17:03
  hire some people and be like all right, these guys can can become citizens,
• 1:17:06
  but they gotta help boarder. So they're working for a dual citizenship,
• 1:17:10
  which probably costs like fifteen grand anyway, and like lawyer fees. So it's
• 1:17:14
  like yo, basically stepping lawyer fees, work on this wall, and then
• 1:17:16
  we'll give you dual citizen ship. Pull that ladder up behind you. But
• 1:17:19
  it's actually actually actually a good idea, bro. Yeah right, you know
• 1:17:21
  what I'm saying, Like you can just tell like you just gotta do a
• 1:17:25
  background check on this guy. This guy can't be like I just work eight
• 1:17:27
  years from the cartel, bro, Like get a job here. It's like
• 1:17:30
  this wall, Yeah, it's like scabbing for immigrants, not bro, but
• 1:17:34
  things bro. I feel like people work for the cartel, like they'll put
• 1:17:36
  in work, bro, so it's like they'll make the wall great. I
• 1:17:40
  just don't want theer. I don't want to hire the butcher for the wall.
• 1:17:43
  For the guy who's I want like the dude who was like getting like
• 1:17:45
  the runs and ship, you know what I mean, Like yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:46
  yeah, it needs to be a transport guy. Yeah. Like it's
• 1:17:49
  like like like twelve of those guys. But he just does it with like
• 1:17:51
  bricks. It's like he was already doing that ship. Yeah, you're moving
• 1:17:57
  different bricks now yeah yeah, these red I think they're made out of clay.
• 1:18:00
  That would be great. And then and then like the way you get
• 1:18:03
  some of the other people be like hey man, who you can be like
• 1:18:06
  hey hey, hey's hey, this is your third time trying to cross over
• 1:18:11
  and it was hard a lot harder to catch you this time. How would
• 1:18:13
  you like to work for us? Because he would already know the routes and
• 1:18:15
  be like yeah, that's where we come from. Oh yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:18:17
  You would basically block off the routes said he discovered Yeah, and it'd be
• 1:18:21
  like Hey, Bro, I got citizenship. Now, men like Bro's and
• 1:18:27
  they should have the like in the comedy store wall. They should have their
• 1:18:29
  name right passed. They've been passed to America, like you're now unpaid migrant
• 1:18:36
  worker regular. It's like becoming an affortmant An infortmant for, like you don't
• 1:18:41
  for like the FBI or something better. But Bro, everybody would build that
• 1:18:44
  wall, and the wall will be built, and then there will be dual
• 1:18:46
  citizen ships. So every team wins, but people don't want it's not fifty
• 1:18:51
  fifty. It's like I'm gonna need ninety percent of a win. You get
• 1:18:55
  ten. But it becomes a lot harder to for like the other ones to
• 1:18:58
  want to come over here. So they could just give up like a man,
• 1:19:00
  all the routes I've been sold on already, So I don't know,
• 1:19:01
  I tell you better start digging, come through a tunnel. Yeah, But
• 1:19:04
  then I think it would just be like yeah, then then we gotta build
• 1:19:09
  hire people to build the tunnel, ship to block off the tunnels. Now
• 1:19:12
  those people can do that shit, and then there's gonna be catapults. Then
• 1:19:15
  you gotta hire some people to fly people. Yea, yeah, it's uncatapult,
• 1:19:18
  bro, I think never ending jobs. People are gonna have work.
• 1:19:21
  Oh and Stantina has a hilarious joke about that, and he was like,
• 1:19:24
  man, I think we should make the cross the Mexican border sort of like
• 1:19:27
  a wipeout obstacle course. Shit. Yeah. So then you see some guy
• 1:19:30
  finally make it to America and he goes you know, it was hard bidding
• 1:19:33
  the salmon ladder. You know if they did Ninja Warrior, Yeah, you
• 1:19:42
  can't getting Ninja Warrior, bro, Dude, that would be some impressive ship.
• 1:19:45
  Dude. Like if like the lady goes over the rope in like over
• 1:19:48
  the lake with the baby on her and makes it like yo, like that's
• 1:19:53
  determination she deserves to come to America. Dude, I'd be like, yo,
• 1:19:57
  ha, Ninja Warrior ship's crazy. Have you watched it like recently?
• 1:20:00
  I haven't watched the recently. Remember what was the nineties version when we all
• 1:20:02
  grew up and there was Extreme Elimination Challenge and it was ultimate word too,
• 1:20:05
  right, Yeah? I think that was the other one. Yeah yeah four
• 1:20:10
  yeah back that that those ones have to be physically fit, bro, Like
• 1:20:14
  you thought it was more comedic than anything when you're younger, but like those
• 1:20:17
  dudes are ripped like this physically challenge. You gotta have balance, You gotta
• 1:20:21
  like make sure you don't fall like stretched. It looks like a big playhouse.
• 1:20:25
  Not for nothing, but but now old none that I'm older, I'm
• 1:20:29
  like, yo, I can break a rib there, fucking breaking there.
• 1:20:31
  Like I had a homie that made it all the way to the very end.
• 1:20:34
  But that one last like ladder thing where you have to take the pull
• 1:20:38
  up, yeah, you have to couldn't beat that. That was the only
• 1:20:41
  thing that but he got all the way to the third third round. American
• 1:20:45
  dude is like wildly in shape. He can do fucking front and fly.
• 1:20:47
  American Gladiator was the show. Oh yeah, that was like yeah, and
• 1:20:53
  then they had guts, but that was for like kids, would you ever
• 1:20:56
  do fear factor? Sh like you remember what Joe Rogan was doing. It
• 1:20:59
  was like you can have to drink this cowbreed. It wasn't even a fear
• 1:21:02
  factor at that po it was just shock. That's not like that pressed for
• 1:21:06
  ten thousand dollars, you know where I'm like, I'm gonna let a spider
• 1:21:10
  walk on my face and then and then have them monetize it. Yeah,
• 1:21:14
  make all this money off of my image. Get ten thousand dollars, and
• 1:21:17
  then you're gonna make me eat like an eel that's alive. And then they're
• 1:21:20
  gonna make that I feel like fear factor. Now they're definitely gonna have to
• 1:21:25
  update it. They're like, all right, we're gonna take away your phone,
• 1:21:31
  na, dude. And then it's like like, you could take the
• 1:21:34
  twenty thousand dollars, but if you want fifty thousand, we're gonna make you
• 1:21:38
  into a woman and then you're gonna have to eat your dick. Yeah.
• 1:21:44
  I'm like, Jessica, Jessica, you won. Yeah, man, thank
• 1:21:46
  you so much, Jesse Now yeah and all this fire, yeah, bro,
• 1:21:53
  that that would have to be like if Joe Rogan came back to do
• 1:21:56
  that shit, I didn't bet he has enough resources where he can just buy
• 1:21:59
  that show and make it crazier. Could really like if he wanted to take
• 1:22:02
  it up a notch and then'd be like, all right, dude, we're
• 1:22:03
  gonna make this crazy obstacle. Course. But some of that shit was like
• 1:22:08
  decraating, bro. Like there was this one shit, I remember this episode
• 1:22:11
  where they made him drinking some kind of animal sperm. Oh my god,
• 1:22:15
  that shit yeah, horseper Oh my god. It was so fucking nasty.
• 1:22:18
  But there was one girl who just chugged this ship down though. Yeah,
• 1:22:21
  dude, it was just the name of it is the skuy. It was
• 1:22:25
  so fucking that I think Joe threw up on that episode. Yeah, like
• 1:22:29
  you you see you see him go off the side. I used to watch
• 1:22:31
  that shit a lot. I watched it a lot. I could handle the
• 1:22:33
  animals, like I don't know, all right, well, I don't know,
• 1:22:35
  dude. Like if you lay down, you have all the snakes just
• 1:22:41
  like you bro, Like, you can't compare that to fucking drinking horse come.
• 1:22:45
  That is different that you can pretend to be a floor. You can't
• 1:22:49
  pretend that it's not horse come going down, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:22:51
  Like you lay it down for animal long enough, you can like they'll forget
• 1:22:56
  your living thing. They're not gonna just bite the ground, you know what
• 1:22:58
  I'm saying. But like TV, it was on the last season a fear
• 1:23:00
  factor, and I think I got canceled after that or just ending what happened
• 1:23:03
  that was the last season. The horse come, yeah, the horse come,
• 1:23:05
  Yeah, that's definitely a wild mind across. That was our martini shot.
• 1:23:13
  We're not getting in another season, so let's make this one count.
• 1:23:16
  Yeah, they all do like a cheers with fucking horse burm. Guys,
• 1:23:21
  great run, says the real Veccine. It feels crazy, Ill, Jill
• 1:23:28
  took all that horse medicine. Do you ever take animal medicine? What would
• 1:23:31
  you ever take animal medicine if they told you it made you feel better?
• 1:23:35
  I mean, but now right, like, I'm not gonna go be like,
• 1:23:39
  yo, these pills my vet gave my dog. Well, I guess
• 1:23:41
  I'm just curious, like what specific medicine because like, Okay, there's uh,
• 1:23:45
  he didn't take care of me. Well, nobody's gonna say. It's
• 1:23:48
  like a lot of there's a lot of things that other animals can't break down
• 1:23:53
  that we can. But at the same time, it's like just like in
• 1:23:56
  cannabis, any kind of oiled it's like vet CBD or something like that.
• 1:24:00
  It's literally just fucking avocad. But they give they give these foods pills like
• 1:24:03
  you know, animals have different pills. Yeah, Like I'm saying, like
• 1:24:06
  if it if I don't know if it was the same as like a normal
• 1:24:12
  time to see how strong it was. It's not strong yeah, like yeah,
• 1:24:17
  Like I was just like I just took it and I was just like,
• 1:24:19
  man, let me see what's good with this shit? Like I was
• 1:24:21
  like it. I was like, oh, he's not that you know,
• 1:24:24
  he's big. But I was just like, let me see what you're rolling
• 1:24:30
  up in a pizza cheese. Took it? Holy shit? Yeah bro that
• 1:24:41
  yeah, but it just but it didn't gone, It didn't really hit well.
• 1:24:45
  Yeah. That's the other thing is animals typically weigh so much less than
• 1:24:48
  us that those are just he's a pretty fatass dog. Yeah, but is
• 1:24:51
  he two hundred something pounds fat? No, he's how's that food? Whatever?
• 1:25:02
  He's fine? Yeah, yeah, he's getting up there. He's old.
• 1:25:04
  How old is he? He's like fourteen? Tight? No more runs?
• 1:25:10
  How old dogs can't handle it? But I was like I could really
• 1:25:12
  handle that shit. Yeah. I had to carry my dog on a lot
• 1:25:15
  of walks. After a while, I carry that. I carry that dog,
• 1:25:18
  my bags breaking you have petsball, I don't. Man, No,
• 1:25:21
  you're not a pet guy, not not yet. I'm gonna get a I'm
• 1:25:26
  gonna getting a little aquarium. Don't want to get like a or a fish
• 1:25:29
  tank. I wanna get some a cup of fish, get a small one.
• 1:25:32
  Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna see, I'm gonna go and like like,
• 1:25:34
  I don't want to get him from Pecko. I want to go to
• 1:25:36
  like actual proper fish spots I can find. Yeah, I mean, I
• 1:25:40
  don't know. BECO has some good selection, but they also have those like
• 1:25:42
  autism fish and ship. You know, like you're just like something's wrong with
• 1:25:45
  that fish and just don't know what it is. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:25:48
  want I want fully functional all the chromosomes, not flint water fish. Yeah,
• 1:25:55
  bro, I don't want I don't want my fish. Fucking you gotta
• 1:25:58
  get him from like a like counting the food. There's like I've been those
• 1:26:05
  places that tell you like Nemo fish and they have a bunch of reefs with
• 1:26:09
  the lights on the ship. Those places leg It's like you could tell a
• 1:26:12
  pet shop when they when you know, when they give a fuck about their
• 1:26:14
  their their inventory. Yeah, well I was about to say, yet start
• 1:26:17
  small. My sister had fish growing up and those big gass tanks are a
• 1:26:23
  lot to manage. So remember we thought about getting one up here and they
• 1:26:27
  were just like, who's gonna clean it, dude? Yeah, I was
• 1:26:29
  gonna clean it every weekend, and that was the deciding factor. You have
• 1:26:31
  to clean that shit every weekend. No, but like you gotta check on
• 1:26:34
  it weekly, you know, the water and all that. It's a little
• 1:26:41
  Yeah, you're good. You gotta feed it every day. I mean,
• 1:26:45
  I mean we do it to close out anyway. So yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:46
  we gotta close out baby. Yeah. But hey, man, I do
• 1:26:49
  want to I do want to thank Paul for coming on the show, bro,
• 1:26:53
  like for real. Yeah, I was gonna say if I could just
• 1:26:57
  before you leave. It's really dope to be in a room with two of
• 1:27:00
  the people that have actually given me a voice in the past year and a
• 1:27:02
  half. So thank you both. Oh you're welcome, Doug. Yeah yeah,
• 1:27:05
  Bro, you're you're hilarious man, and it's like you need to utilize
• 1:27:12
  it and keep going, you know. So I think we all have like
• 1:27:15
  really unique voices, but we can all be hilarious, bro, like we're
• 1:27:17
  you know, we people are fucking should hear what we gotta say. Man.
• 1:27:24
  Yeah, I was gonna say I like, I took a seven year
• 1:27:27
  hiatus and then kind of got back into like entertainment and and yeah between E
• 1:27:31
  Zone, you, Matt x G and a Biz, you guys all kind
• 1:27:36
  of gave me a voice and gave me like a platform to kind of get
• 1:27:40
  back into the groove and feel like I was doing something with my life.
• 1:27:44
  Come on, man's not here to stand up for him. So but no,
• 1:27:47
  so yeah, I just wanted to express my gratitude and how how dope
• 1:27:50
  it is to kind of see everybody in one room for a minute. Are
• 1:27:55
  they gonna be tickets available for your your you know your special Yeah, they're
• 1:28:00
  on my website, watch Paulia dot com. There's still some tickets left.
• 1:28:03
  Some of the shows are almost sold out. So if you're in Detroit October
• 1:28:09
  thirteenth and fourteenth, come pull up, bring this man some weed. And
• 1:28:13
  then on Tuesday, Key on Tuesday, when is this dropping this episode?
• 1:28:17
  Oh it's live, Oh it's live. Oh shit player. Well yeah,
• 1:28:20
  I'm at the Comedy Store on Tuesday, so that's also almost sold out.
• 1:28:26
  Yep, Yeah that's what you do, beats. Yeah, we at the
• 1:28:29
  comedy store and I get a mic and I have like a punchline once in
• 1:28:31
  a while. Nice, you gotta make some squirrel, Squirrel jokes. That's
• 1:28:36
  gonna that's gonna be so relatable for everybody like you just you just don't seem
• 1:28:42
  like the kind of guy who rescues that kind of animal, you know,
• 1:28:45
  like, yeah, you have a pet squirrel. It's pretty unique. But
• 1:28:48
  yeah, make sure you guys check out what is it? Paul Elia?
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  What is it? Watch Paulia? Yeah, paul and watch watch paul Elia
• 1:28:57
  and go and if you're in Detroit, go get tickets Coopop's dude, Like,
• 1:29:00
  literally, you're a cool dude, man, Kim been here, got
• 1:29:02
  faded with us. Whether you liked it or not, stories are hilarious too,
• 1:29:08
  man. And I hope always Internet, I hope. I hope that
• 1:29:12
  you're a parents like when they go to when they enjoy the stand up that
• 1:29:15
  you're gonna show them finally, Yeah, ask me beautiful bro. Yeah that
• 1:29:18
  that that for sure. I look forward to seeing that being documented because you
• 1:29:20
  know, I'm like, hey, man, I was like, I understand.
• 1:29:23
  You know, immigrant parents are like a whole different game, bro,
• 1:29:26
  Like you just it's hard to understand them, especially when you're trying to be
• 1:29:29
  an entertainer or an entrepreneur or some sorts. Yeah, about your Instagram,
• 1:29:33
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• 1:30:12
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• 1:30:15
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