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Dirty Little Secret: : One Mistake… Office Disaster! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Offal comments. You'll feel better. Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: Got a chance to go to Disney World coming up
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  Speaker 2: If you have a secret eight three three seven eight
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  Speaker 2: it's a non judgment zone, and you do.
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  Speaker 1: I do so. The guilt has been honestly, it's been
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  Speaker 1: eating me alive.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even I had to tell someone. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know how to say this, but I basically.
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  Speaker 1: Accidentally got my almost entire office sick.
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  Speaker 4: Your entire office.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we we do these pollucks once a quarter.
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  Speaker 3: We celebrated hitting like a sales goal.
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  Speaker 1: So everybody brought.
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  Speaker 3: Something in and I had to go with my classic
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  Speaker 3: famous buffalo chicken dip.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone asks me to make it all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Potlucks are just weird to me.
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  Speaker 2: Who and I feel a special way about potlucks, And
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure, your dip is great, but anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, no, it's typically it's the best. So the
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  Speaker 3: morning of the potluck, it was an absolute disaster. My
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  Speaker 3: son woke up saying he didn't feel good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm running late.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get him dressed and out the door.
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  Speaker 3: So I got all the way to his school and
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  Speaker 3: I realized that I forgot the dip sitting on my counter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So I raced all the way back home.
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  Speaker 1: I grab it.
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  Speaker 3: I head toward work, which is like forty five minutes away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm all over the place.
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  Speaker 3: So halfway, I'm halfway there to work, and then my
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  Speaker 3: friend will call me.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, you need to come pick up your son.
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  Speaker 1: He's throwing up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, then you had to go get him.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. I had to go get him. So I turn
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  Speaker 1: around again. I take him to my mom's.
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  Speaker 3: So I finally make it to work, super late, stressed out.
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  Speaker 3: I throw my dip in the in the conference room
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  Speaker 3: and honestly, like I didn't think anything about it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to do the Matthew, that's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: traveling with it has been out this whole time, unrefrigerating. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: well we don't know what happened. So all right, so
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  Speaker 4: you put you put in the conference room.
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  Speaker 3: I did, yeah, and I was getting good feedback.
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  Speaker 1: Like this is amazing. Everyone was loving it as usual.
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  Speaker 3: But by the end of the day, some people at.
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  Speaker 1: Work started getting sick. Yeah. It wasn't just like one
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  Speaker 1: or two people, it was multiple people. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's weird. So I left.
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  Speaker 3: I checked my email on my on my phone pretty
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  Speaker 3: much through the night every day, and I'm seeing emails
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  Speaker 3: coming through asking if anyone else is sick. Yeah, And like,
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  Speaker 3: at first, honestly, I didn't think it was it was
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  Speaker 3: from me. I figured maybe some like stomach bug was
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  Speaker 3: going around because my son was growing up.
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  Speaker 1: I just think it.
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  Speaker 3: But I I started to replay the moments, like I'm
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  Speaker 3: cleaning my kitchen thinking about what was going on. So
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  Speaker 3: I check in the trash and I pull out the
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  Speaker 3: pack that the and was in from the grocery store.
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  Speaker 3: It was legitimately expired like two weeks six five.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, and I did. I never noticed.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't even smell, which is so weird, right.
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  Speaker 1: And you think it would smell.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so that's why your son was was did your
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  Speaker 2: son have any.
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  Speaker 1: Or no exactly? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he had been grabbing pieces while I was
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  Speaker 3: making the dip, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is why he got sick. No, I know, it was terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I pretty much poisoned my office. I'm like half of
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  Speaker 1: the office called in sick. The next guy. The other
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  Speaker 1: half were running.
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  Speaker 3: To the bathroom pale like it was so bad and
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  Speaker 3: like the worst part. I didn't even feel sick, but
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  Speaker 3: I had to play along like I did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you didn't get sick, so you didn't get
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  Speaker 2: to go all No, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't get sick at all.
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  Speaker 3: It's like my I don't know, maybe my body's the
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  Speaker 3: music fire chicken, it was shot.
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked that I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Get sick, but then you're playing along that you are
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  Speaker 2: sick because you don't.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever tell them that it was your chicken
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  Speaker 4: or no?
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  Speaker 1: No? Absolutely not. To this day, nobody knows that it
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  Speaker 1: was made.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Who's weird about potlucks?
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  Speaker 2: He just doesn't like First of all, if you have cats,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't trust you're cooking, especially if you have cats
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  Speaker 2: because cats walk all over the countertops.
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  Speaker 4: Some people just are too friendly with their cats while
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  Speaker 4: they're cooking.
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  Speaker 2: Counter cats are weird. Well, I'm so sorry you had
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  Speaker 2: to go through that. Hopefully your son was okay. And
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it happens.
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  Speaker 3: I just need to pay attention more, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, hey, good luck, Thank you for your confession.
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  Speaker 2: Your secret is safe with us.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, And I don't think you realized pot when you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about how weird cat people are.
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  Speaker 4: You know, our boss saying as a cat. Oh they
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  Speaker 4: sapt saying yeah, exactly