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Mike and Mark and the Man in the Moon · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: Talk to me or us as the case, maybe we'll
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  Speaker 1: answer this question musically. I've cast by Marvin Gay in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one what's going on? And Marvin Gay would
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  Speaker 1: have been eighty seven today untimely in back in nineteen
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  Speaker 1: eighty four, but what's going on question? That's what we
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  Speaker 1: would with our buddy Mark Gallagher.
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  Speaker 2: What was that on? Timely end?
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  Speaker 1: Old? Oh gosh, he unwisely gave his dad a gun
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  Speaker 1: just for protection on the road, and he intervened in
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  Speaker 1: a fight between his parents in a hotel room, and
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  Speaker 1: his dad shot him in the chest.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Not a good way to go.
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  Speaker 1: So hey there the day before his forty fifth birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't realize Dolly Sinatra, Frank Sinatra's mom, died in
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  Speaker 3: a plane crash. I just finished a documentary about Frank
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  Speaker 3: Sinatra Sinatra in Palm Springs, which is so good, and
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  Speaker 3: I had forgotten that she He had arranged for a
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  Speaker 3: lear Jet to fly from Palm Springs for Dolly and
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  Speaker 3: her and her a good friend of hers, and to
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  Speaker 3: go see him in his opening night in Vegas at
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  Speaker 3: the Sands Hotel. Plane crash killed his mom.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that we have so many famous people
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  Speaker 1: do a disproportionate number of them die in plane crashes.
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  Speaker 1: Jim Jim Crochey, Lenyard skinnerd the man is like, hey, funny, Holly,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know exactly right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's just anyway, all right, you saw what
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  Speaker 3: I did yesterday and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm speaking of aviation.
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  Speaker 2: Did it all for you?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was a bunch of bunch of comments
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  Speaker 3: online saying, way to honor your buddy, Mark Davis. I
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  Speaker 3: was on the balcony of my condo on Tampa Bay
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  Speaker 3: with the pair of high tech binoculars.
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  Speaker 1: We're huge. Those are exurprised you can hold those up.
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  Speaker 1: You sent me a picture of you out there proudly
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  Speaker 1: on the balcony and it's one hundred and twenty miles
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  Speaker 1: as the crow flies from the Kennedy Space on the
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  Speaker 1: other side. But it was obviously it's going into space.
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  Speaker 1: So they told everybody on the other side of the
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  Speaker 1: state that if you point east and you know, forty
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  Speaker 1: seconds after launch, you could see that thing. So tell
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  Speaker 1: me how that went.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my view is right over is due east over
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  Speaker 3: Tampa Bay, and so I'm and here's what I was doing.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to coordinate it because I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: when the launch was and except for having the TV
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  Speaker 3: on and then and they say what they told us
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  Speaker 3: in local media here in Tampa Bay was you'll see
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  Speaker 3: it twenty to thirty seconds after the launch at the
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  Speaker 3: Kennedy Space Center.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Well, so I'm thinking, Okay, I got to time this out.
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  Speaker 3: But then I got to realizing, I'll bet the TV
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  Speaker 3: feed is delayed. I'll bet it isn't an actual you
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  Speaker 3: know how you noticed that sometimes when there's a speech
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  Speaker 3: that that or like Trump's speech or whatever, and it's
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  Speaker 3: like thirty sixty seconds later because they go through their
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  Speaker 3: various channels.
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  Speaker 1: And processing it through the show.
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  Speaker 3: I was afraid I was gonna miss it, so I
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  Speaker 3: didn't want to watch the launch on TV in the
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  Speaker 3: living room and then run out to the balcony. So
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  Speaker 3: I just kind of got there before the blasters, and
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  Speaker 3: I was looking and I was looking, and then I
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  Speaker 3: could hear my neighbor below me. There it is, There
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  Speaker 3: it is, And I'm upstairs a bus him going where
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  Speaker 3: where where? Because I couldn't see it. So there it
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  Speaker 3: was off to the left. You could see this giant, massive,
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  Speaker 3: magical plume. You could see it streaking and it was
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  Speaker 3: it was scary to see how fast it went from
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  Speaker 3: from the from the horizon up into the clouds. Man,
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  Speaker 3: are they moving? And uh it was? And look I
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  Speaker 3: get it. I I had so much fun. Normally, if
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't for you, I probably would not have been
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  Speaker 3: all fixated on it. But I love you, and I
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  Speaker 3: love how much you love the whole Space NASA story
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  Speaker 3: and so and and and all of it. So I
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  Speaker 3: enjoyed it. And I saw, yeah, well you said you
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  Speaker 3: were crying like a baby, and just well you and
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  Speaker 3: Glenn Beck I saw him posting video. He was sobbing,
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  Speaker 3: I mean weeping and heathen and sobbing. Now Glenn is
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  Speaker 3: a crier as am I. I'm not making fun of him,
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  Speaker 3: but you know, we get emotional of things, but obviously
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  Speaker 3: it takes a it takes your breath away to know
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  Speaker 3: that we can we accomplished something like this. And may
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  Speaker 3: I say it, under President Trump, complete.
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  Speaker 1: Walk he is. He has re lit the candles in
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  Speaker 1: all of this. And I'm surrounded by people saying and
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  Speaker 1: doing nice things. Producer Rondy K. Moreland brought me a
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  Speaker 1: space food, brought me here and put this front of
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  Speaker 1: the camera and it's astronaut foods. I know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: in for here. It's the freeze dried vanilla ice cream
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  Speaker 1: sandwich before we hop into Trump last night? Should I
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  Speaker 1: take a bite out of this puppy right now? Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. We'll find out. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they market this for real people. It is an iceland.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. It is wrapped in uh, it's wrapped
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  Speaker 1: in pasting. Hang on it. Okay, no, no, no, no, here,
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  Speaker 1: let me hold this. Oh okay, it's wow. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: crumbling in a form of powder that looks totally like
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  Speaker 1: an ice cream sandwich, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's not an ice cream sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm going. I'm going one. Okay, good bye.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of what kind of chemical death gel do they
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  Speaker 1: put in this where it doesn't melt?
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  Speaker 3: I did see a post last night on social media
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  Speaker 3: that the toilet is malfunctioning.
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  Speaker 2: Is that true?
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  Speaker 1: I think that they've got a little bit of it,
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  Speaker 1: and my voice no, no, Well, let's let's may need
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  Speaker 1: the facilities after I get here. You are all right?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go break a tooth. Go to your dentist.
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  Speaker 1: The the weird news is it's obviously not cold. Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's it called, astronaut astronaut foods is it's a freeze
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  Speaker 1: dried vanilla ice cream sandwich. Okay, but it's not cold,
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  Speaker 1: well of course not because I mean because it would be.
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  Speaker 2: Melts freeze dried in the package. I got it.
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  Speaker 1: So the bad news is it's as dry as a
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  Speaker 1: roof shingle. Just it doesn't You don't have that ice
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  Speaker 1: cream mouth feel always uncomfortable term. But it's pretty darn
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  Speaker 1: tasty as astronaut foods dot com vanilla ice cream sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: There's a big Asterronis on the front.
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  Speaker 3: Rond Ronda's in on it too, Ronda's We're all on
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  Speaker 3: the in the and on the party. They'll be up
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  Speaker 3: there now for what two weeks?
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  Speaker 1: Ten days? Ten days?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Good yeah? Look at him? Look at him guzzle
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  Speaker 2: into the water.
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  Speaker 1: Later today exactly? Can I get that was a bad idea?
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  Speaker 1: Anything for the Eminem segment. Man, when we do the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: let's have all kinds of foreign, strange things and eat
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  Speaker 1: them on.
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  Speaker 3: The Well, everybody's asking me every day when are we
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  Speaker 3: going to launch the Eminem podcast And it's coming. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: we got to get a replacement for Christa Gaul who's
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  Speaker 3: running off front because.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm doing two days a week of that and
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  Speaker 1: you know, well, I'm you.
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  Speaker 3: And and by the way, can I just let everybody
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  Speaker 3: know what a big baby you are. First of all, love,
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  Speaker 3: I love teasing you. And number one, I can't believe
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  Speaker 3: you fell for an April fool's joke.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm such a moron. I'm such an idiot. I love,
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  Speaker 1: but you gave me cover because number one, I'm sleep deprived.
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  Speaker 1: Number Two, my brain and my heart are so filled
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  Speaker 1: with Artemis. You could have told me that ric flat.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So I'll kukaby my kuckaby.
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  Speaker 3: Well. He posts a tweet that says, wow, big news.
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  Speaker 3: Tucker Carlson has pledged to come to Israel to be
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  Speaker 3: with me on Easter Sunday. We're going to celebrate Easter Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: He has he feels deep regret over all the things
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  Speaker 3: he said about Israel. He's going to renounce what he
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  Speaker 3: said about Israel, and he's going to publicly do so
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  Speaker 3: here in the Holy Land on Easter Sunday. And Mark
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  Speaker 3: Davis sleep deprived. Mark got the freedom and said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I hope this is real.
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  Speaker 1: I hope this is real. Of course it's not housep animals.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'll tell you what it is to First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I was I distance from April Fools. I hate it.
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  Speaker 1: I just I generally despise things like that. Just whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Lord knows I'm not humorless, but just yeah. And it's
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  Speaker 1: probably because I am a big dummy and I'm so
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  Speaker 1: easily deceived by them. But then I got to think,
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  Speaker 1: and I probably have a certain level of April Fools
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  Speaker 1: shields up to go, oh that's fake? Do I need?
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  Speaker 1: And was I ready for our ambassador to Israel having
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  Speaker 1: some fun? Is great? I know, and I'm probably just
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  Speaker 1: making excuses.
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  Speaker 2: But Tucker, hey, we didn't know it and we liked it.
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  Speaker 1: We were humorless and we liked it. But Tucker is
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  Speaker 1: a sad, broken man. And I and I.
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  Speaker 3: Have to say, you know how much I loved Tucker Carlson.
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  Speaker 2: I I don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: I I some of these folks, the cruelty towards Erica,
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  Speaker 3: Candice Owens and all of them, I mean, even even
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  Speaker 3: people that I've always kind of loved Alex Jones. I
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  Speaker 3: love Alex Now he's on a kick that Trump is
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  Speaker 3: ill and dying, and he's old, he's good, he's turned
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  Speaker 3: on Trump.
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  Speaker 2: I really think a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Of these folks, and what worries me about this conclusion
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  Speaker 3: is that it makes me wonder about their authenticity at all,
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  Speaker 3: because I really, I really believe that they just do
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  Speaker 3: this crap for clicks and engagement and money, because that's
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  Speaker 3: how they get paid in that space they're in. That's
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  Speaker 3: that's why you and I have have talk shows, and
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  Speaker 3: thank goodness, we get salaries and all, but we don't
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  Speaker 3: have to. You know, we're not get paid by we
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  Speaker 3: don't get paid by the listener. Well we will, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, on the podcast and the space. Subscribe and
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  Speaker 3: we're coming for you. We're coming soon.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I think. What's happening to you?
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday? You you a couple of things about the Kirks Plural.
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  Speaker 1: As I was finishing up and get ready to get
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  Speaker 1: out of here and go home and pass out and
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  Speaker 1: get a nap in before the launch, you were talking
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  Speaker 1: about that just stupid story about it.
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  Speaker 3: It got proven that the bullet from they.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't do one hundred percent match, which they sometimes can't
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  Speaker 1: does not mean that the negative is proven and just
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  Speaker 1: we still feel the death of Charlie every day. And
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  Speaker 1: you meant and you mentioned Erica Kirk. Are you familiar
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  Speaker 1: with a satirist comedian or whatever? And I use the
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  Speaker 1: term loosely called. I guess it must be Drewski, d
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  Speaker 1: r u s Ki. You know where I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I saw something online where dressed up
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  Speaker 3: as Erica.
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  Speaker 1: He did a satire video and free speech comedy whatever.
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  Speaker 1: My latitude is broad and it's called how Conservative Women Behave,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a it's an over the top, you know,
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  Speaker 1: dripping with faith and demonstrative you know, behavior the person.
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  Speaker 1: And I believe, I believe this is an African American man.
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  Speaker 1: I think I get I think so anyway, but he is.
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  Speaker 1: He has made up in what looks like a huge,
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  Speaker 1: bloated Erica Kirk, all right, and she has she has
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  Speaker 1: taken notice. And it's funny because I think my first
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  Speaker 1: stings I can't lead other people's lives is just let
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  Speaker 1: this stuff go. There's wisdom and knowing what to ignore, etcetera,
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  Speaker 1: et cetera. But she said a grown man and turned
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  Speaker 1: me into a costume, spread it to millions, and now
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  Speaker 1: my daughter is looking at her own mother asking questions
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  Speaker 1: because of it. That is not funny. It's cruel, invasive,
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  Speaker 1: and why I am not letting this go? And you
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  Speaker 1: know what, Erica, good for you? Does this guy have
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  Speaker 1: a First Amendment right to do satire like this? He
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  Speaker 1: absolutely does, But everybody else's free speech gives us the
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  Speaker 1: right to condemn it as the act of empty cruelty
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  Speaker 1: that it is.
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  Speaker 3: You saw President Trump waiting on this yesterday and he
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  Speaker 3: gave some advice to Erica. Pardon pardon the French, but
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  Speaker 3: this is what he said, sue their ashes off, sue off.
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  Speaker 1: And that's performative and which I understand. It would have
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  Speaker 1: zero legs in court. It would have zero chance of success.
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  Speaker 2: Zero. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I defamation, it's it's total. Look look what
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  Speaker 1: people look. Look at how we've satirized Obama, Nancy Pelosi.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to I'm trying to picture the world mocking
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  Speaker 3: Jackie Kennedy a few moments after her husband was assessed.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm trying to picture I'm trying to picture people
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  Speaker 3: making fun of Ethel Kennedy after her husband was assassinated.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand this. I don't know why you talk
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  Speaker 3: about a complete absence of humanity again and again.
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  Speaker 2: It's about the clicks.
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  Speaker 3: It's hey, though, the worse I can be, the uglier
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  Speaker 3: I can be, the more it clicks I'll get, and
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  Speaker 3: the more money I'll make. That's the formula, and it
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  Speaker 3: breaks my heart. So look, going into Easter, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: I'm cautiously optimistic. Today at eleven o five here on
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  Speaker 3: six sixty am the answer. Chip Roy is going to
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  Speaker 3: join us, and I can't wait to talk to him
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  Speaker 3: about the Save Act, about what Fun and Company did
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  Speaker 3: this morning on the floor of the Senate. Here's the
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  Speaker 3: headline from Fox News. The House caved. House Republicans cave,
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  Speaker 3: and they're not going to fund Ice. They're going to
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  Speaker 3: try to do it separately through reconciliation. It's a mess,
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  Speaker 3: but we'll get. We'll get. Chip Roy's reaction to this
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  Speaker 3: coming up at eleven oh five is that you already
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  Speaker 3: I'll be in a long weekend. I'll see you Monday,
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  Speaker 3: my friend, and go, well.
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  Speaker 1: Don't bury the lead. You're what you're out tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow's a holiday. What do you mean nobody's working tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: There's nobody working in our Well.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you know what, let's let's shout some love to
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  Speaker 1: our employer at Salem. At Salem, Good Friday is a company.
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  Speaker 3: We acknowledge it as a holiday, and so we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: we'll have a highlights show tomorrow because hey, who am
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  Speaker 3: I to object?
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  Speaker 1: They want to give me the day off, he said,
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  Speaker 1: don't threaten me with a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, i'll see you Monday.
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  Speaker 1: I will be here ushering the audience into the Easter
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  Speaker 1: weekend in person. You go do whatever. I'm teasy. I
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  Speaker 1: got more than earned it. God bless you, and I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait to talk to you. That is Mike Gallagher.
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  Speaker 1: He's ready to go at a happy Easter too year