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Off The Record: The Stuff We Can't Say On Camera Ep. 1 · What More Can I Say?

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  Hey, what's up? Welcome to it. One more can I say podcast?
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  Now? This is the first of many autio only pods. Come on
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  now. It's like a bonus pod for you. You didn't know that I
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  was gonna pop up on you. Yeah, a bonus pod for even the
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  on boar. Can I say podcast? Which means we're working a little bit
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  more because y'all making us feel like we need to work a little bit more.
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  Yeah, and it's all the stuff we can't say on camera. Yeah,
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  like I don't need video footage of me saying, hey, y'all said
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  that. That wasn't me right, no face, no case, that's right,
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  Yeah, I love it, no case. So what are we are
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  we talking about? Well? I think we should I think we should play
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  a game, okay, okay. I got some cards here, and there's
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  some questions on these cards, okay, and I think we should pull some
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  cards and y'all should answer the questions. Ya ya, y'all, y'all,
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  you too, y'all? No you answered to okay, Well, all right,
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  you want me to pull the first card? Pull the first card?
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  All right? The first card says, have you ever got caught in the
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  act? In the act? Have you ever got caught? Like, wait
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  a minute, like somebody catch you? Wait next day, you got a
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  terrible story. It's a terrible story. I'm shamed. But give me this.
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  I was. I was in high school at this time, so just
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  give me that. Okay, all right. I did get caught in the
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  act. But it wasn't by an adult. It was it was by her
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  little brother. He was like two. He woke up from a nap and
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  walked out into the living room, and I had a sister spread eagle.
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  Oh my god. You know what makes the story. I didn't stop,
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  you, Dirney, we didn't stop. Eventually stopped, of course, But
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  when he walked up, I was getting my last go back to your room
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  two years old? I like, do you do? You do? You
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  know? I don't think he remembers. I don't think he remembers what happened.
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  But yeah, I got called to act by a baby. Okay,
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  baby, that's fine. Now have I ever got caught? Granny? Damn?
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  But she didn't catch me, catch me, like I like, you
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  know, young tod, You know I had I had my little secret way
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  of sneaking my girl into the downstairs at the house, and my grandma was
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  sleep. She was sleep sleep, shout to Granny, being a hard sleeper,
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  and it was quiet until I you know, I ain't that dunk on
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  HAMMERT was doing what was it supposed to do? And she let out her
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  The worst thing that could make anything stop being FIRB is here. Grad say,
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  Tony, yeah, yeah, you got to go. You got to
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  go. What was that? I was like nothing? You hear her moving?
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  Man, I got that lady got that house so quick quick. My
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  Girlma just came and peeked down and was like you good. Yeah. After
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  that, I never snug on anybody at granted, you were scared, scared.
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  She's scared of away from me, crazy yelling, having loud sex in
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  your grandma house. You've been a demon, she let she let demon.
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  She let one out, she let one out. It was like any house
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  that's crazy, disrespectful about you, kicking you ever. I'm a woman of
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  God, nothing but what I'm supposed to be doing. I don't know.
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  You never got caught in the act. No, nobody but cousin. Close
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  call. I got a close call. But it was my brother in law.
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  He was like, hey, please don't put me in this situation.
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  He literally acts like nicely. He's knocked on the door and then he just
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  walked away, and then I came out the room. He's like, please,
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  don't put me in this situation. And when my sister came back,
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  she took me to get on birth control. I was like, damn,
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  it wasn't even in there because you knocked on the dome. I don't need
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  no birth control. So yeah, you know why she had on birth control
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  because she is special doll, professionally rall dogs since ninety nine the two thousands.
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  All right, what's question? It says, have you ever had a
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  sex dream about somebody you had no business dreaming about? Fantasia? Oh that's
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  what comes from No, No, no, I don't think that it never
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  had like that. Nah, No, you know I don't dream like that.
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  I've never had real dreams. You never had a dream. I ain't
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  gonna say never. Maybe one, maybe one, But I just think somebody
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  I'm not supposed to be having sex with. Nah, Nah, it never
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  It was never like, never liked that. So you ain't never dreamt about
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  a teacher or a teacher. No. My mom had a friend though,
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  Oh my god, she's man. That lady was so fine to me.
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  Man, I could not have told you. I always had this thing about
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  women with bobs. That lady was so fine, man. And then my
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  mom had another best She had her best friend that was fine and thick.
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  My mama, My mama had a lot of fine as friends. That so
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  a lot of my mama is my mama's friends. And my and my cousin
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  shot to her soulia her friends or my cousin's friends. Those were out of
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  this, Like bro, it was. I knew I had pride like me
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  and my cousin because we're the same age with my older cousin because she's older
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  than us. When she had her girls over, like you know, girls
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  come over, they getting ready to go out. She was in high school.
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  He was in eighth grade. Man. When them girls came out,
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  hey, y'all, that's hilarious. Where y'all going to be trying to be
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  seen one of them? Man? One girl called me cute. You cannot
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  tell me nothing for weeks. Yeah, yeah, that's dope. What about
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  you that. As far as the wet dream, yeah happened. I had
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  one wet dream, but I wasn't dreaming about nobody. I think that was
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  just it just happened. My dreams don't be wet like that. I like
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  my dreams nice and dry. They never walked up like damn, that was
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  a good dream I've had. I have had sex in my dreams before,
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  but it was it wasn't nobody wasn't supposed to. It was people I was
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  supposed to. It was all supposed to, all right. No, no,
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  I never had a dream about it, man, No, no,
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  no, y'all gonna I had. Let me say, I had a wild
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  sex dream about Fred about who. Yes, I co work a Fred,
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  And it was very uncomfortable the next day at work. I don't know what
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  put you and Fred? Did it? We bro much a lot. I
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  oh my god, when I couldn't look that man in the eye the next
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  day at work, it was so uncomfortable. I don't want Fred having is
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  crazy weird. It's so weird. I never want to feel that again,
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  Like like you gotta look at a person after you just violated them in your
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  sleep. That's weird. Bro. So yeah, I don't know how that
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  happened. But a couple other people on the show seemed like they said they've
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  had a dream about him like that too. I think it's like a power
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  dynamic or something. When you around somebody, it's in power. I don't
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  know, but I had a very wild dream about him. That is wold
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  Fred is out here making women have sex dreams about it. Have you ever
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  that's crazy? Have you ever had this dream? Though? Before we move
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  on to the cars, have you ever had the dream where you like you
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  rich? Are you? Are? You? Are you? Like? I've
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  had that successful rich dream so much in my life that you woke up mad.
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  I would come mad, come mad. I always say, it's one
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  dream. I never forgot it. It's one dream. Man. I was
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  like, I was really a part of the elite. I was really like
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  one of them. I was really one of them. I felt that I
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  felt the love, I felt the freedom of the money. And I woke
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  up at the same ass house. It was so mad, bro, Now
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  that's happened to me before. I've had those powerful dreams. I had a
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  whip I had man, beautiful woman woke up card woke up to my same
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  ass you dreaming you just be It makes you not even appreciate what you got,
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  no more like I don't even like this. That's crazy. Yeah,
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  man, next car, what we got? Okay? The next car is
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  have you ever had a threesome? Yes, yes, okay, out of
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  summer threesomes, I've had two summer like you just on a marathon. No,
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  it was not different. It was like it was like a relationship.
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  Oh yeah, I remember you was you was the man. Yeah, friend,
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  I told you all about that off the pod, though I didn't tell
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  you all about it in the pot, but out of summer of it.
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  Yeah, that seemed like so much fun. You tell us about it on
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  the pot. Family like to know it was. It was really simple.
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  They were cool, I was cool. We all started hanging out. One
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  day it got hot and heavy. It got hot and heavy, and it
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  happened, and he's like, okay, cool, this was great. Nice.
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  Everybody was protected in there. It's probably the safest three something that you
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  probably okay it was, but it was I'm like, dang, this is
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  cool. Next next night, another night, like two days later, we
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  go out again. We go out again, We kick it saying stuff happens.
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  So now it's now after the fourth time it happens, it's become like
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  we going to dinner together, we go down, were hanging out together.
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  Only just stopped was because one of them moved. This is funny. It
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  was crazy. Right when I started happening to be in the night life a
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  lot, right when I had it happened right there and it was like these
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  two girls you would not even think, you would not, you wouldn't even
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  think, but it was and I didn't really like. Only one other person
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  knew, like one of my homies, coach, He's like, bro,
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  he like, I can't believe. Did you got two girlfriends? I was
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  like, I got two girlfriends? And they was just did you have a
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  m did you ever smash them? Like solo? So like, did you
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  and one girl sneak off? I did one one when the other one moved
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  away. We tried to like yeah, and it wasn't. The dynamic was
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  once the third was gone, the dynamic was over with it. It was
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  it was It was an interesting I wonder how long that would have rolled out
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  if she wouldn't move. I wondered too, I wondered. It was like
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  the coolest and I'm not lying, like it was like it was like we
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  was all cool friends go to dinner like he, uh, so, are
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  you in the polyamory? Polyamory? Don't think I am, though I think
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  I like I always think about. I wonder about how the hell was on
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  like balancing a dating a lot of women. That's a lot like now at
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  my age. Now, I just really want something. One person that really
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  rocked with me and rubbed my feet. Obviously, go grocery shopping. Grocery
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  shopping. Don't put her ass on the internet. I just want, you
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  know what I'm saying. Like, but you know, I'm not mad at
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  people that are polyamorous, I think, but I think that's just a lot
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  though, because I mean, also I was a lot better shape too,
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  so I don't know physically well having sex. I would think if you polyamor
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  especially in that type of situation, you it's not all on you, you
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  know what I'm saying. That's why you have the other partner to lean on.
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  So the other girl, you know, she's a little sad, the
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  other girl can comfort her, and y'all can comfort her together. It kind
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  of takes the the pressure is just off of you. If it's just you
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  and your girl and she upset, you know what I'm saying, it's on
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  you to fix it, you know what I'm saying. But now it's like
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  what we gonna do, baby to get our other one together. I don't
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  know. I just always wanted to be in one of those type of situations.
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  I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say it was bad. I
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  can't so with y'all in like a little group chat, just the three of
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  y'all, like, yeah, they didn't have cell phones back then. It
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  wasn't really back there. What you say they have cell phones back had to
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  get on the house phone. It was on three way three click over.
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  You know. We can't be talking a long, you're gonna mess up my
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  mama. It was tied ma mama line. We only talked like that on
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  nights and weekend, on nice weekend. Oh my god. It seems like
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  a fun thing. Ever, if I could ever do that, I would,
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  I would try it. So you would like to have two girlfriends,
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  Okay, here's the thing. I wouldn't want them, you know, because
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  nowadays girls be like, well, I'm gonna have me a dude on the
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  side. Nope, not for that. It would literally have to just be
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  us three and I'm the only man involved. Okay, yeah, you know
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  what I'm saying. So, and I think in my situation, I was
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  at first, I was like like you start feeling weird, You're like,
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  yo, they like knocking down, dude, they knocking it down. But
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  it was bro We was like it was really a thing. It's the thing.
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  But anyway, you three boring? So I don't did you ever have
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  you? No? Yeah, I don't do. It's just too much going
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  on. It's a lot already. I got ship to do, so I
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  don't got time to be worried about. She got husband. I need to
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  get mad. You get your right our way. I'm not worried about no
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  other bitch. I got time. So I'm trying to figure out how do
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  this all happen? Like if I ever fly out the country with Big Tim
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  and I'm like, we're gonna take down one of these little resort workers.
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  How how do how do the inbody goes like I like that, put your
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  threes up? Excuse me, man, we like that have an intimate threesome
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  with you. How does it happens? I don't know how it happened.
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  Okay, it wasn't. I wasn't. I was the main guy. So
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  the thing is, I dealt with both of these girls separately. Okay,
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  So here's the thing. I went to the It was one night I was
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  at the club. It was lit. I got lit. I actually had.
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  One of the girls was a bottles. She worked at the club.
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  Okay, does that make sense? So she worked at the club. When
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  I got to the club, she was like, I talked to her,
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  you know what I'm saying. When I got to the club, she was
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  like, can you take me to go get my car? Okay? So
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  I had to take her to go get her car now, But I had
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  already planned a different girl to come through that night, So I was planning
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  on just dropping her off of her car and then going to my house.
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  No, she was drunk too, So I dropped her off in her car,
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  and she actually followed me home and I didn't know. So I got
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  home, the other girl was already at my house waiting. So I go
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  upstairs. Me and the other girl we do what I was playing on.
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  We jumped straight to it immediately, like we like we own each other,
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  like we kissing all that on each other. And then all of a sudden,
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  the girl who I dropped off her car, he's calling my phone and
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  I'm like, I'm looking at the phone like, oh my god, oh
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  man, I'm not finna answer this. So I kind of looked at her.
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  She seen it, so I looked at her, like and she knew
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  I had talked to her, and she looked at it. She was like
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  answer it, and I was like answer it. I was like okay,
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  So I answered. I was like hell what She was like, let her
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  in. I was like, yeah, just come in. So I opened
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  the door. She she didn't have no idea she was there. She came
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  up the stairs and then saw her there like mister big yeah. So it
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  was like I just walked upstairs and it was they were together. I was
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  there. Everybody was lit. So they didn't even talk. It wasn't even
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  talking, like they just was like that. Like I was like, I
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  mean, once I saw that moment, I was like, we might as
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  well. They knew what they was doing, they knew what they we was
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  here. When you got set up, you got ran. That got ran.
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  I'm gonna tell you why I didn't get ran one. The one that
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  came last. During the middle of the three soome, she started getting mad,
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  she got jealous in the middle of it, and then started like pinching
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  me, like and these were some of the hardest pinches I've ever felt in
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  my life. Like I'm literally in the middle of having sex and she was
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  like taking skin and twice. First I was like, okay, I thought
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  she was on some kinky stuff and I was like that ain't cool. But
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  then I can tell I was like, she's mad that I'm having sex with
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  her with the other girl. So then it ended up getting ruined and I
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  was just like forgetting it wasn't even fun, and it wasn't even fun no
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  more. She ruined it. Oh yeah, you can't. You can't she
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  ruined it. Well, that had that. I've had a couple, right,
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  I've had a couple. I would think, so why you give running?
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  You're a track stock track style. I sent opportunities for things that happen,
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  and at that point, like at that point in my life, I
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  think things would happen to me crazy, like the thing that happened we were
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  talking about on the pod, Like I'm sitting here mine in my business like
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  Zach would tell you. We went hosted Shot City fast, me and Zach
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  kicking it. Now, I'm in my bag, I'm girl pulls up next
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  here. I'm like, damn, Like okay, we leave it. We
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  were still just having a great time, great time me and Zack pull up
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  to Wildbar. Great time, Great time? Go host? What did I
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  do? Anyway? We go host? I come sit down, Kiki,
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  this is the thing. Wait a minute, problem Okay. So the OUTFA
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  is like, I come sit down, She says, I don't know what
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  this night could have turned out to be. You want to go with us?
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  Demon time? Tall would have been like, you know what a Zach
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  you want to finish hosting here? Bro? Yeah, I knew I was
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  gonna have to host. That said, he gonna ask me the host and
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  he fin the league. I knew that was about to happen. You know,
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  So do you to kicking? You see that happen? I don't.
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  I minded my business chilling. And then the sex spirits thro told me,
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  so, okay, so you had a three somewhere the girl got mad.
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  Somebody got mad. No, I never had it's always it's always lots of
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  fun. It's like never to have fun. Yeah, it's fun. We
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  kind of sprung it on her. She didn't know she was getting ready to
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  get into that. And she really liked me, so that was the issue.
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  But I tell you one thing, fellas, if you are listening,
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  you can never plan a threesome. No, let the lady do it.
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  They never work out. Like when you try to put it together, it's
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  not gonna work out. Run to play. You just have to let it
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  go. A threesome comes to you. They come to you. You never
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  can be like, oh, I'm a courtney. If you want to get
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  a girl, Okay, I'm gonna find a girl. That's not gonna work.
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  Ever, don't do that, Yeah, unless you buy it. If
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  you purchase it, then that's different. But if you want an organic one
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  with no GMO, you have to just go ahead and wait for it to
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  come to it. No red dye, no organic yo grown threesome. Okay,
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  you have to let that happen on its own. It's just it's just
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  the way that the sex gods bless you. Okay, last question, last
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  question, last question. How long we've been doing that. We've been doing
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  about twenty minutes. Welcome to the audio version of the pod audio. We
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  just wanted to give y'all something quick. You know what I'm saying, so
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  you won't miss us. Okay, we don't have a third question, all
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  right. That being said, Hey, look, hey, so guys,
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  remember there'll be more information coming out about the live pod, don't forget.
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  Share the audio version of the pod. Also share the visual version of the
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  pod. Also share the clips. And if it's something y'all want us to
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  talk about on this audio pod, yes, yeah, make sure you let
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  us know in the comments dm us write us put it there so we can
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  address it right here. And that is the stuff we can't say on camera,
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  right yep, there it is. And like we always say, what
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  more can we say?