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Dennis Hof Interview · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: A real key for real celebrity joined the Breakfast Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlemagne the guy. We
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  Speaker 1: are the Breakfast Club. We have a special guest, special
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  Speaker 1: guest in the building. He's the owner of the Moonlight
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  Speaker 1: Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Yes, he goes by the name
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  Speaker 1: of Dennis Half. I'm glad to be here. I'm here
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  Speaker 1: having a good time. I just I got something really
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  Speaker 1: great going on because Charcamine's brother wants to go to
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  Speaker 1: work at the Bunny Ranch. Okay, now I saw that
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  Speaker 1: you have a job opening. You need like testers or something. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we really The New York Daily News put something out
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  Speaker 1: about us hiring testers, and I think I found my
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  Speaker 1: man right here in the lobby to do. How do
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  Speaker 1: you test? Well, what he's got to do is come
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  Speaker 1: to Nevada and I have seven locations, three outside of
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  Speaker 1: Las Vegas and four in northern Nevada and Christy and
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  Speaker 1: I'll give him a list of things that we want
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  Speaker 1: to check on. Uh is the girl we call it
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  Speaker 1: the Doho, the girl at the front door. She answering
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  Speaker 1: the door, right, take a secret shopper, Yeah, exactly, shopper.
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  Speaker 1: Then as the bartender serving the right drinks, got the
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  Speaker 1: right attitude. I forget all about what about mouth and vagina? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: in the room. Then we get down to in the room. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: about negotiation? Are they are they playing the right music?
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  Speaker 1: Are they having fun? Do they know all the positions?
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  Speaker 1: And so I got to ask him how many? How
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  Speaker 1: many positions he knows because it's this is very intense. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I do know a few people have had sex
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  Speaker 1: with him. They said it's not that great. Oh you know,
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  Speaker 1: so is it like okay, well that's not up to
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  Speaker 1: us to be good? Right? No, no, no, But I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what if some guy comes in and like, what's the
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  Speaker 1: smallest penis you've ever seen? Wetroduces? Goodness? Maybe maybe like
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  Speaker 1: three inches? Yeah, what do we do with that? Not
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot about her ex boyfriend? Nobody? What do
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  Speaker 1: you like? And what if he says is it big?
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  Speaker 1: You have to tell him yes, um yeah, yeah. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to make him feel bad, so you kind
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  Speaker 1: of have to you So, whoa, that's an acting job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is an acting job. But it's fun, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And most sales jos are the most sales jobs are,
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  Speaker 1: though Chrissy was the University of Michigan cheerleader. Really came out,
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  Speaker 1: paid off for school loans, and then went back. Now
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  Speaker 1: she's thirteen months from a PhD. Nice and it's Chrissy
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Now, yeah, it's beautiful. Is she fun? I
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  Speaker 1: know you have your your personal girlfriend. Yeah. So do
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  Speaker 1: you let other guys smash? No? No smashing. She's here
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  Speaker 1: for showing work in the business. But I'm actually tired
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  Speaker 1: for I make herself sound old and tired and something.
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  Speaker 1: Now she's going to school and going to school from
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  Speaker 1: her know what's going on here? She got that good
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  Speaker 1: poom poom, the best, the best. It was like, nope,
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  Speaker 1: not telling myself. He has a way to describe things
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  Speaker 1: so great. I love the way you describe your stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Now do you have overweight women in your own Well
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  Speaker 1: there's a few, but it's there's not a huge demand
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  Speaker 1: like you would like if somebody was a big fat girl,
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  Speaker 1: well they would call it a BVWK like Drake likes
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  Speaker 1: his women. B Yeah, you like the big girls. No,
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  Speaker 1: you said Drake Drake's or Drake. I'm sorry, big girl,
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  Speaker 1: not overly big. I mean I get a lot of
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  Speaker 1: them that apply. But you know you there's there's not
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of demand. Did you say that one
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  Speaker 1: more time we call them? Can you say that it's
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  Speaker 1: not a whole lot of demand for fatch? You just
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  Speaker 1: say please? Oh my god, the motivation You're right for
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  Speaker 1: the So I'll be at CNN and I'll be there
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  Speaker 1: fighting with Nancy Grace. Like last week you said fat
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  Speaker 1: checks can't make money. That is mister hoff that Chrissy.
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  Speaker 1: What did what did Nancy Grace say to be you
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  Speaker 1: but the devil? Oh? When you said prostitutions not going away,
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  Speaker 1: She's like, you want to know who prostitutions not going
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  Speaker 1: away because of the devil. You should have said no,
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  Speaker 1: the devil has nothing to do. And people wanted to buy,
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  Speaker 1: say yeah, exactly what I want. What I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: say was does the Devil worth high high or panty Hills?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but she would have spun her head,
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  Speaker 1: would have spun out the least loved in your thing?
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  Speaker 1: Like what was the most loved nationale and what was
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  Speaker 1: the least love Well, I think I think he's not working.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think blondes are probably it. Uh, the boys,
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  Speaker 1: the nationality, I don't know. About No. No, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about as far as demand. I think blondes
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  Speaker 1: are number one. As far as nationality. Gosh, you know
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  Speaker 1: what if if you are we are car dealers, you
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  Speaker 1: know what we'd say, there's an ask for every seat, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and so it just it just kind of it works out.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It doesn't matter she has blonde hair, she's brunette,
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  Speaker 1: or she's black or white or Hispanic. Yeah, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of beautiful black girls Asian, a lot as many
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  Speaker 1: Asian girls want to go to work. But yes we
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  Speaker 1: do hire Asian girl like like aw would make it.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't tell me you specializing in pink, but telling you
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  Speaker 1: specialize in pink. It don't matter what colored out? Guys?
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  Speaker 1: Are we on real radio? Can I say that? Guys
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  Speaker 1: keep saying that? Are you believing him? Is that? What about?
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  Speaker 1: It would be great if he would vain. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so used to keeping it politically correct. Now we can
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  Speaker 1: go where, well, who gets the most work on your farm?
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  Speaker 1: Were vain? Here? It's all our getting Okay. No, people,
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  Speaker 1: people are working developing new product for me right now
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  Speaker 1: in the backseat of a car somewhere eighteen years from
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  Speaker 1: now they're becoming to work for me. Was Chris Rock
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  Speaker 1: said the big challenges keeping your daughter off the pole,
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  Speaker 1: keeping off the pole, and off reality TV nowadays exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So who gets the most working on the ranch? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's really split up. I have to truthfully
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  Speaker 1: say that the girl with the greatest personality and people's skills,
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  Speaker 1: because it's as much about that as it is the sex.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, a lot of guys come in there and
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  Speaker 1: what they're missing is fun in their life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they're married. He's getting up at six in the morning
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  Speaker 1: to go to work. She goes to working for in
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  Speaker 1: the afternoon. Their days off are different. They never they
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  Speaker 1: have hallway sex. They say, I you walking down the
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  Speaker 1: hallway to each other, that's what they have. So they're
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  Speaker 1: missing that fun and you peed on. You want to
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  Speaker 1: suck false out of buch. They want to get talk
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  Speaker 1: this guy. I love this guy, but well, Chrissy, now, Chrissy,
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  Speaker 1: tell him about your your When she came to work there,
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  Speaker 1: she'd been with one guy one time and then with me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the first party she got picked out of the lineup. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: first party, first party, Yeah, tell them, Oh no, it's real.
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  Speaker 1: It's a real deal. I used to date a preacher
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  Speaker 1: son actually seriously for like three years. What about your
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  Speaker 1: first party? My first party is some guy picked me
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  Speaker 1: out of a lineup and he just he paid me
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  Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollars to pray for me. But he
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to masturbate with that's it. No sucks like
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  Speaker 1: rub myself over my clowns. Now, that don't make you normal,
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  Speaker 1: you feel, you feel better about yourself. And he mathurbated
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  Speaker 1: with my clothes on fron He's I'm like, I just
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  Speaker 1: need you to come in here a few more times.
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  Speaker 1: Baths student wants easier to save. You know, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of guys like that captain save a hoe. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they want to want to come in and save girls.
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  Speaker 1: When the girls are there for a reason, they're there
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  Speaker 1: for a goal. You know. A lot of girls come
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  Speaker 1: in and work. They got married young, they didn't get
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  Speaker 1: the education they need, and the guy disappears and they
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  Speaker 1: got no money, and so they're looking for something where
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  Speaker 1: they can make five or ten grand in four or
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  Speaker 1: five days, and that's it. I mean, the average girl
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  Speaker 1: works works a week out of the month, it makes
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  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand a year. Average girl. Top girls are
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  Speaker 1: making half a million a year. It's great. What about
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  Speaker 1: you've had one of the girls here Brook Taylor. She
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  Speaker 1: makes more money and she can spend. Yeah, we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a lot of streaming on Saturday nights. We stream it
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  Speaker 1: at the Bunny Ranch. Chrissy hosts the show and basically
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  Speaker 1: it's a video lineup, So you're gonna get to meet
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  Speaker 1: fifteen or twenty or thirty girls in a night. Chrissy's
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  Speaker 1: gonna in of you. Where'd you come from? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you here? You know, give
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  Speaker 1: me some background about you? Uh, you know, how'd you
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  Speaker 1: lose your virginity? Who is that at home? Watch the story?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, you know what. That's why that guy doesn't
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  Speaker 1: come in and see you anymore. I'm gone, I'm already saved.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out of the business. You were kind of captain
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  Speaker 1: table hoole too, Dinnis. You don't come to think what
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  Speaker 1: I think? Yeah, Dennis, Yeah exactly. She was a fan here.
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  Speaker 1: Chrissy is the reason why you use parental controls on
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  Speaker 1: your TV because at fifteen she was watching Cathhouse and
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  Speaker 1: here we are fifteen. I was grounded my mom's a
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  Speaker 1: Southern Baptist, so they're really crazy religious. Now, huh, how
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  Speaker 1: do they feel about it? They don't like the business.
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  Speaker 1: Heck no, they don't like the business. But you don't
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  Speaker 1: get that. Yeah, come when you bring Dennis home, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course I can coming. Guess it's coming to dinner.
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  Speaker 1: That's different. I mean looking her down naturally. Dinners. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use like feaology. Oh no, and I'm doing it
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  Speaker 1: all We've been doing it all out. Oh yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: got these girls. I got three new girls at the
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  Speaker 1: ranch of Viagra, Celis and Levitra. That's their names. Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it hard for you, Chrissy? Because I know the
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  Speaker 1: women get very jealous and possessive over Dennis and may
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  Speaker 1: tend to hate whoever Dennis is dating. Um, they're pretty
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  Speaker 1: nice to me to my face, I don't know. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: they're pretty nice to me when Dennis is around. When
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  Speaker 1: I said alone with them, they're kind of catty and
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  Speaker 1: talk mean things about certain things. Looking bitches, know you
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  Speaker 1: to queen in a ranch up there? You go? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't listen to them at all though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, whatever, are you nervous? Because you know, Dennis,
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  Speaker 1: every time I see you, you have a different girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Well is that four or five? Does that make you
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  Speaker 1: feel like this is there an expiration date on? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think every girl that's ever abound with him the one.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it took me four thousand girls to find
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  Speaker 1: the right one and I've got the right one. Ye,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually four thousand girls. My man, d H baby
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  Speaker 1: game you ought to designated hit it for real, Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: Brook still worked out. Brooks still there. She's doing great
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  Speaker 1: and we see her all the time and she's just
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  Speaker 1: sweetest can be. You come out and party with her
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  Speaker 1: brook a few times. I talk about it one to
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  Speaker 1: ten where we're tied her up. Let's hold her back.
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  Speaker 1: Can we send Can we fly him out there and
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  Speaker 1: do a thing from the from the ranch while he's
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  Speaker 1: in the room with Brooke. Well, I'm married now, so
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  Speaker 1: what I would like to do is come out to
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  Speaker 1: the ranch and pray for the girls. Bring your wife, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bring your wife three times. Should do threesomes at the
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  Speaker 1: rancho all the time. It's crazy all the time. That's
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  Speaker 1: number one. If the family feud was having a top
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  Speaker 1: sexual thing about men, it would be a threesome. Every
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  Speaker 1: man thinks about it. Like when I walked when I
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  Speaker 1: walked in here, I looked at Sasha, and I thought
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  Speaker 1: about her and Chrissie, and I said, I had him
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  Speaker 1: stripped down in my mind and and I had him
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  Speaker 1: as a crazy thing, because I mean, don't you guys
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  Speaker 1: think like that too? Oh that was back in my
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  Speaker 1: old days. I'm married now. That way, I got to
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  Speaker 1: ask her, I don't know. It's Sasha's hot though, I
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  Speaker 1: think she do it. But she's smiling. That's that. And
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  Speaker 1: she's got the month and make one hundred thousands. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm really picky with girls. But she's hot. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: really picky with girls. Let you see, she's hot. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I do have a fantasy. I do want to see
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  Speaker 1: like four girls all masturbating at the same time, and
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  Speaker 1: then they all like sport at the same time. But
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  Speaker 1: you want to small people at one time. That's very
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  Speaker 1: that's hard. That's hard to coordinate that because it takes
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  Speaker 1: a lot of excitement and to get it coordinated all
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  Speaker 1: the same It might be one and ten seconds later
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  Speaker 1: another one or fifteen second. But we've got yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: can work that. We'll fix your fantasy. You got a
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  Speaker 1: book out to right, I got a book out. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I tell all the stories. I tell what the girls
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  Speaker 1: are doing in the rooms to keep the men happy.
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  Speaker 1: It should have said what Harvard Business School didn't teach you.
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  Speaker 1: And it's got testimonials from all my buddies in the
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  Speaker 1: owner of the Lakers, to just you name it, radio
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  Speaker 1: hosts and crazy Ron Jeremy and I are your best friend, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's my best friend. And we were in New York
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  Speaker 1: last week and he's my best friend. And he's the
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  Speaker 1: craziest guy in the world, and and he's he's probably
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  Speaker 1: the only guy who knows has slept with more girls
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  Speaker 1: than me. They name of the book is something Pimping, right,
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  Speaker 1: the Art of the Pimp. So you don't mind being
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  Speaker 1: called a pimp? Well, I don't mind. It depends on
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  Speaker 1: who's saying it. If you guys are saying it, or
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  Speaker 1: my rapper friends are saying it, we're fine. Sean Hannity
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  Speaker 1: says it. Guess what it's on. It's on exactly. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's like you using the N word with him, Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it happens as they use it with me, and it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cool because I'm one of the guys. And so it
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  Speaker 1: just depends on who's using the word and what contexts
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  Speaker 1: are using it. But when it was some with a
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  Speaker 1: square like like I I spoke at the Sorbon. I
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  Speaker 1: had the honor of speaking at the most fat this
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  Speaker 1: place in France three weeks ago, and somebody said something
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  Speaker 1: about a pimp, and you know, we're gonna, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: go get down, okay, And especially on TV shows like
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  Speaker 1: like Nancy Grace last week, I had her head spinning,
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  Speaker 1: Hugh and green stuff. I don't want to know what
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  Speaker 1: she's coming down so hard on you because it's like
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  Speaker 1: she's trying to get you to outlaw sex. But it
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  Speaker 1: isn't illegal in Nevada. It's it's legal in Nevada every
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  Speaker 1: place but Las Vegas and Reno. Now people think it's
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  Speaker 1: legal in Vegas because they think and a couple of
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  Speaker 1: thousand people get arrested every month in Las Vegas hiring hookers.
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  Speaker 1: They really stand outside in hand out like flyers. Well
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  Speaker 1: you should have all the girls to your room, so
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: we'll get a girl to your room faster than the pizza, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, And that's what they say, and they got
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  Speaker 1: billboard trucks running. It's all illegal, and the cops set
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  Speaker 1: up sting operations and they rest a lot of famous people.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they're they're grabbing a lot of people. But
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  Speaker 1: you gotta legalize the business. You gotta take there. It looking.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't work with with liquor, prohibition didn't work. The
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  Speaker 1: criminals made the money. Uh, it's it didn't work. You
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: see what the deal with weed is. It's that hasn't worked.
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  Speaker 1: And now that weed is get legal in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of states, the drug cartel is shift into heroin. That's
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: the big deal now. And uh and it's it's never
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  Speaker 1: it's not gonna work. The numbers the mob, guys, we
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: were down a little literally last night talking to use
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  Speaker 1: this analogy. The mob made a fortune off numbers games.
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  Speaker 1: Now who makes that money? A lot of takes in
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  Speaker 1: billions of dollars. So prohibition doesn't work. They've got to
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  Speaker 1: legalize it. I've got the answer. Every politician should read
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  Speaker 1: my damn book and everybody everybody else should be calling
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  Speaker 1: their politicians say hey, let's do it this way. We're
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  Speaker 1: tired of sex traffic and am underage girls. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's repulsive. Are you um fall from the strip. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have a limo comfort you just a little that
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask. I was gonna say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: do you when you have to fight in Vegas? It
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  Speaker 1: there's like your traffic gold times ten. Oh yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: limo's running back for my places. I have three places
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  Speaker 1: in southern Nevada that are one hour from the strip.
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  Speaker 1: In northern Nevada where the money ranches. I had four
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  Speaker 1: places up there, but you fly into Reno, Reno, it's
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  Speaker 1: Reno like Tahoe thing. But yeah, during the fights, uh
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  Speaker 1: final four. I mean when there's an event in Vegas
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  Speaker 1: or art radio festival coming, Yeah, absolutely, I need to
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  Speaker 1: come down to that. That's always fun and uh so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's it's just the book is fun. Uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: a great read. I even I took the book to
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  Speaker 1: a guy named Robert Grossman. And Robert Grossman is an
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  Speaker 1: America's cartoonist. He does all the covers of New Yorker magazine,
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  Speaker 1: Time Magazine, cartoon guy, and he did a thirty two
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  Speaker 1: page comic book. That's a part of the book. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's about my whole life. He's got it's got Christy
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  Speaker 1: and it's got Ron, Heidi Fly's, Larry Flynn, Andy Kaufman. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's all all my all my friends over the years
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  Speaker 1: running around yeah the city. Yeah, he's my buddy. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we were what happened with her dude ranch that she
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  Speaker 1: was stud r She wanted. What she wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: is have a place in southern Nevada. And that's how
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  Speaker 1: she got me interested in southern Nevada because the Bunny
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  Speaker 1: Ranches is the flagship. I mean, it's the most famous
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  Speaker 1: place in the world. She wanted a Heidi stud farm,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: which would be perfect for your brother, and uh, it
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't like guys. Well, it was for girls. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: He didn't look gay to me, so, I mean it's
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: for girls and so uh but so, but Heidi got
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: herself into trouble. She's got this meth thing going on.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: She's an absolutely Chrisie'll tell you, the most healthy person
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: you've ever met. Eats nuts and apples and everything's organic.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: And then and she's got the math field and she
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: she fights. It's a constant fight. And so she got
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: herself in trouble and we couldn't get a license, so
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I just bought the places and run them like that,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: But he wouldn't open up one for guys. Well, it's
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: gonna happen someday. I think it's a little premature. I seeing,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: especially in my book, when I talk to women radio
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: hosts around the country, they're they're focusing on the business
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: aspect that as women get more into business and more
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: in the professional field, and that that numbers growing at
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: all times. Uh, and they appreciate it. Look, the job
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: at the bunny ranch, being a bunny is the only
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: job that I know of where women make more money
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: than men, like four or five six times as much
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: money as men. I mean, you got girls making serious,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: serious money, where if a man was in the business,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: the money might not be that big. The other the
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: other part of it is can your brother perform multiple
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: times a day with a chick that may not be
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: too attractive or that that heavy set? Exactly? Definitely? He
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: loves four time call him. That's what I call him.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: He loves fours and he loves fat chicks. You have
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: just described here until a te We just found him
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: another job. We just found waxed another job. He was
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: guy here, a girl nothing. He has several kids by
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: different women, allegedly. You know what, I got to take
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: him out. We were we did more more. He put
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: together an hour show for us just because of the book.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And we love we love more. We've been doing stuff
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: for them forever. But we're gonna get him out there.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: We're getting him out there on the baby daddy deal, right, Yeah?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Can we get him out there on that? Yeah? We
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: could baby Daddy. Now, what about if somebody wants to
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: have prego sex? Do you have pregnant girls work? There
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: was one like a long time ago. What the guy?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: That's a bit much? I don't know. Let me tell
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: you what it's about. First of all, it's a little
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: bit of a fetish for guys that have never been there.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: If you if you've never been with a pregnant one,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: and if John is juicy is pregnant, yeah, absolutely, And
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: women the pregnant women and they and they're very they're
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: very horny. The other thing is it's the guy that
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: had kids twenty five years ago wanting to relive that
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: thing that he did with his wife at crazy time.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Because the girls are typically very active when they're when
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: they're pregnant, and I think you described it very well.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: So a girl they think that was a lot of
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: women that come by one another woman. Twelve to fifteen
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: percent of our business now is couples. Like you'd be perfect.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, you'd come out there just get a little
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: massage or something. And couples and single women. As women
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: are are more executives and have more money, their time
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: becomes more valuable. They don't have time to go out
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: and date. They don't want to mess with it, and
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: that's our You know, people have a description of a prostitute.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: All of them are drug addicts, and all of them
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: are this and that been abused, this bull when you
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: legalize it, right. It's the same way with customers. All
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the customers are disgusting, all they're awful. No, they're guys
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that have money and their time is worth more than
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: they can't they can't get caught doing something stupid. They're
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: big time money people. We have billionaires flying and they're
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: big jets and all that because they can't get in
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: any trouble. True, and it look look if Larry Flint
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: was here, his his last book said that a politician
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: loses his reputation in his job every six months. In America.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: For the last thirty years, look at the big time people.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Elliot Spitzer, you're governor. This idiot is bringing girls across
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: state line for prostitution purposes, while as governor he's prosecut
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: prosecuting heavy against the sex crimes. It makes it makes
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: no sense. I mean, if you're these, if you're in
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: the chicks and prostitutes, don't be out there prosecuting him.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Same the same way if you're a weed smoker, don't
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: be a prosecutor that's beating up people for smoking. I mean,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: come on, do you think that girls who who have
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: never gotten paid for the more judgmental of the bunnies
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: always judgmental? They're jealous? Uh? They they? Yeah, what do
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you think about I want to say jealous. I'd say
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: judgmental for sure, though because they don't know the business.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I think if you're if you're working in a job,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: working forty hours a week and coming home after two
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: weeks of work with six hundred and sixty two dollars
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and you see a chicken at the bunny wretch making
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: that in an hour, yeah, I think they're a little
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: bit jealous. I think more than more than you realize
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: that the haters out there that are looking at the
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Air Force. Aemy's in the Brooks. I love Brooks, living
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: in a big, beautiful home. She's driving fourth or fifth
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: new Mercedes. I mean she's a pretty nice hotel when
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: she comes to Yeah, exact, exactly right, All right, little
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: hips lips and Figer tips right now. Question now, you
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: do make fly extravagantly? Do you fly private and all that?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I don't fly private because I don't like private planes.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I always fly first class. I mean we went to Paris.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: We fly first class and we get to lay down
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: beds and all that, and uh, I think that's a
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: better way for me. I stay in nice hotels. But
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I still have my my roots of being a poor,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: poor kid from Phoenix, male man father. You know. So
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: it wasn't like I was born with privilege by any means.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't have the people to help me
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: get an education. Uh So I did it on my own.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: You know, I was dumb enough. The problem, the reason
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the Bunny Ranch works so well is because a lot
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: of times the price of sex is having kids and
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: getting diseases, and it happens so much. One out of
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: four girls in the young girl age group sixteen or
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: like twenty two or some for the CDC has an
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: STD in America now, and our business thrives on that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Because all the girls are tested every week. There's no
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: problems question when you get when they get HIV herpe,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: it's something you just kick them out. There's never been
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a case since nineteen eighty. They wouldn't get to mandatory
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: testing since seventy two. Condoms went in in eighty one,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: and there's never been a case. Porn industry can't say
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: that hefter had a playmate, that that happened too, So
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: it's really safe. And that's another reason the big shooters
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: will come there because he doesn't want I don't party
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: with civilian chicks. I quit like twelve or fourteen years ago. Nope,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: disease rates are too high. I'm out making appearances like
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I could pick up five or ten grand every Friday
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: and Saturday night the rest of my life making appearances
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: right and going to doing radio and having fun. But
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: when you're around these square girls and you have these
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: opportunities and you're not going to do anything about it
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: because you're terrified at diseases, you need to be people
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: need to be afraid of that. What about curable diseases.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: If they get like a chlamydia, GNA radio, you keep
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: them around it. Hey, you take a couple of weeks off.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but they don't get it. What we see
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: here's what we see every year with my seven operations.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: We'll see five to eight girls eighteen to twenty years old,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: never worked in the business. Most of them say they've
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: been monogamous, come up with chlamydia, and so then they
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: go through the testing, they meet with the health department
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: in a week later they can work and after that
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: they get it. After that, just like you know what, boyfriend,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: no boyfriend, we're using condoms. The question now with any
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: of the girls, are you have a nervous that a
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: girl might leave the ranch and then decide to write
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: a tella book or or leak some information that can
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: you know what some politicians do, like he said, some
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: basketball play celebrities or presidents. It's a great question. And
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: we have a contract to this ironclad, and they know
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I'll keep them in court, I'll ruin their life. You
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: snitch and exactly, and because our business is built on
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: privacy and discretion. And heck, we had a gal that
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: after she was working for us, we got rid of
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: her for some reason. She said that she was with
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods. I don't believe it at all, and and
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: she put the bunny ranch in and all that, and
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: we went after. I went right to the media and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: got her on TV shows and some money. And they
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: were lying. And then this poor guy, you can't fight
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: back on something like that. They were lying. I know,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: the porn industry was recommending that the girls say you
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: were with Tigers, say you're with Tigers, It'll be good
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: for your career. And they're just they're just beating this
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: guy up. I'll bet you out of those fifteen or
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: twenty girls, only two or three. I know. The one
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: that was with him for a couple of years, Jocelyn James.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: She was with him. She she she's worked for us,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: she does porn and and she was with him. She
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: told me she got pregnant by him a couple of times,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: and um, but she traveled with him with all the tours.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: So the point, that's what I said, what the hell
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: is wrong with you? That sounds like a one hundred
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: million dollars paycheck to me? Kept that little know you?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: So what about Cosby? You know, I don't like I
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: never liked Cosby and I've I've never said anything good
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: about him ever. And people people would say, well, why
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: is it because I was he was around Tahoe a
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: lot and Lake Tahoe. I'm right between Reno and Lake
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Tahoe all the time, exactly. That's probably what they named it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: But he was, he was around Tahoe a lot, Okay,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and um, and nobody liked him. He's just an arrogant guy.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, I loved I love the fact. I love
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the fact that a black comedian took him down. And yeah,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I love that guy. You know why, because he was
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: out there throwing those black comedians in the mud versa.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: And you need to do this, and you need to
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: do that comedians black men in general, yeah men. Yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Well but he was, he was after he was talking
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: about the black comedians too. He focused on exactly so
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: they could be like him. Well, they guess what, they
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to be like him. But now Janice Dickinson
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: came out and said that and she's a bit of
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a whack case, said when she was in Tahoe and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: she got doused by him, and all this happened, blah
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: blah blah. Everybody went yeah, yeah, whatever. But the guy
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: that worked on my book with Pablo Fenbez, the writer
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: wrote her book also for Judith Reagan, and he said
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: he came on CNN and said, yes, she told me
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: this whole story, and they took it out of the
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: and they took it out of the book because the
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: lawyers said, this guy is too big to be saying
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff about. He will attack us. And
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I know his lawyers, Marty Singer, they will they attack
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: anybody that says anything bad about And that's why a
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: lot of women wouldn't come forward. Yeah, and that's terrible,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: well sixty something of them. Dude. Yeah, Now let me
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: ask you this m on the menu there? Dude? Can
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: you do things like, um, put a strap on on
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: and do it? Is that on the menu? We got
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: menus here for you because your brother's gonna need to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: learn something to make sure he knows all he likes pictures.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Whenever we go to restaurants, he can't look at the menu.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Lets his pictures on it? Do you have pictures variety
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: of I've got pictures of your friend that stays in
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: nice hotels here, Brooke and uh yeah, right here, I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: need to put a surgical mask on. You're pulling out
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: a plastic bag. What is that? Well, there you go.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: There's a menu in there. My men, Dennis half the
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: menu and he's always changed the menu. Were always changing
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: it up. But Brooks in there and uh, you've been
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: on Oprah. We've been on. Brooke nailed Oprah's. Oprah said
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: the Brook Look Brook Brook. I've been doing this show
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: since seventeen six three and I've never had a guest
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like you that. Oprah said that Brooke is a very
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: fun girl. Yeah, she's very funny. Any crazy dad's ever
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: come to the ransom like you got my daughter in
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: the well? We did. We did have a situation where
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: there was a guy came in and they hit the bell,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: all the girls come come out, Uh, in line up
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: and his daughter was in the lineup. She said. He says,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: what are you doing here? And she says, what are
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you doing here? She told him and they looked at
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: each other and they smiled. Says, I won't tell mom
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: if you won't, that's funny. And they hugged and then
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and she helped him pick out the right girl because
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: she knew what the girls and I got the girl
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: for you. Dad. Now, what if he'd did something where
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: he was blindfold and he didn't care who it was
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: and she came in, Oh my gosh, she wouldn't have
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: been blindfold crazy. Don't y'all do those things where you
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: just stick your penis in a hole and somebody jerked
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: you up. You think of a show world twenty years
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: ago in times where okay, gotch We appreciate you joining
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: us today. It's always fun. You guys are great. You
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: let's broadcast from the rash. Yes, let's do it. He's like, yeah, there,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: get your brother working throughout. Boss, all re up here
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: right now. Rea's our sales guy. Yeah, let's speak up here.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: We'll work out something. And I need your your brother
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: and he's in the four and big? Is that what
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: it is? He loves fours and fat chicks. When we
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: was in robustline, he had sex with a greta girl
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: had to be at least three seventy five. That's oh,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: that's bad. That's not much time. Is this like an
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: urban myth about about black guys liking big butts? Or
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: is that real? That's that's it's real? Okay, So he's
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: just you know, it's okay. No a big but like
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Nicki Minajaz and being fat like Gabera By. As you said,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: fat girls are not in high demand out here. You
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: said it, I just agree. We appreciate you again. It
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: kills always fun. Your Chrissie Summers. Hey, you go, well,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: show them titties where you leave. Christy. I can show
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: my guys. She's got amazing moves to me. I like
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I like this, like the Nile season. Chris, your turns.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. N You got a good one
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: right there. You better be with here next time we
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: see you. Okay, bring it up.