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- Passa Brown (00:16.119) That's right. Yes it is. Going ready. Born ready. Yes it is. Talk to him. Passa Brown (00:33.522) Uh-huh. Passa Brown (00:37.057) Uh-huh. Let's run it down. Lord, have mercy. Good evening, brothers and sisters. Sports fan. thank you so much. Sports fanatics and everybody whose fantasy team is currently on live support. Welcome to week seven of Pastors Picks. Now, Saints. We have entered the season of separation. The season of separation. Contenders are rising. Contenders are hiding. Ugh! Are hiding. And some of them coaches are update their LinkedIn profiles during halftime. The Eagles, they flying backwards. The Niners, they ain't learned how to lose yet, and the Chiefs keep collecting victories like church offering envelopes. And my New York Giants. you need to pray. Shut your hand this way. Shut your hand this way. We're asking for protection. Patience. And a diff a defensive coordinator who knows what a third down is. Because week seven. Somebody getting exposed. Somebody going home embarrassed. Somebody's fan base is getting ready to say these five dangerous words. You're probably saying, what are they, pal? What are the five dangerous words? The words are, we gotta fight a coach. Now open your your playbooks of the book of touchdowns, chapter seven, verse one. Well, it reads: Thou shalt not trust a team just because they looked good last Sunday. But we got to get into game one. Game one. Them Patriots is playing the Bears. Passa Brown (02:39.894) Both teams are four and two. Both teams are four and two. Chicago coming off a strong win over Atlanta and New England. Banged up. Secondary. The question is, can Chicago capitalize on their defense defensive vulnerabilities? New England. They got some holes in their secondary, bigger than the collection play after the after the pass announces. A new church front. Who we going with? We going with them Bears. Yes we are. The Steelers are at the Saints, but they now home. They're not in Orleans. Boley Vou France. Palais Vu France. They are in France. Both teams. Well, the Steelers enter four and two. The Saints are two and four despite winning against and defeating my Giants. They know I'm pretty mad about that right now. But Pittsburgh's physical style, they could challenge New Orleans now. I like Shuck. I like him back there. Yeah, but you know, can they overcome that defense? The Saints went all the way to Parry looking for a blessing. They went that they went there looking for a blessing. The Saints brought the defense. But this ain't no commentary, complimentary touchdowns on Air France. No, it's not. And that's why we're going with them Stalers. The Niners are playing the Falcons. Niners ain't win a losing game. Now, the Falcons are two and four. They struggle with consistency. Got a young quarterback there, but they Bijan, they got, you know, the Robertson boys back there. But the you know the Niners can can can show you they can win in different ways. The question is, can Atlanta's offense keep pace? Now, the Niners are undefeated. And then the Zanks are out here collecting losses like frequent flyer miles, them dirty them dirty birds. They're gonna need some soap. Because I refuse to pick against them Niners. Then the Bengals are playing. Passa Brown (05:02.348) The Ravens. Now, the Ravens low, Lord, I can't believe they lost to them Browns. Cincinnati's a three and two foul and abide. This is a divisional round. They're familiar with each other, which makes it a dangerous matchup. The question is: can Baltimore bounce back against a divisional rivalry? Baltimore, I gotta I gotta ask you now. Cleveland just embarrassed you. They just embarrassed you. Passa Brown (05:35.082) If you lose to Cincinnati, I'll put the entire AFC North on my prayer list. On my prayer list. Now is our quarterback playing? Is the boy playing? It don't make no difference. This is gonna be a hard pick. This this is the upset, you know. This is the upset pick now. But I am going with them Ravens. I'm going with them Ravens. Ha ha We gotta still have them Ravens. Then the Buccaneers is playing the Panthers. Now the Panthers are shocking this year. Tampa Bay enters the fray one and five while Canalone is Carolina is three and two. Following the win over over at Philly. And if it's at any time that you can rate a quarterback's effect effectiveness, it's this one with the Bucs. Because They are one and five since Baker went out with that thumb injury. That's an important factor. That's an important factor. Kind of, you know, they come in a legitimate NFC North contender. They beat the Eagles. Now Tampa Way, they come a knocking. They come a knocking. Don't invite them Panthers inside and let them steal your offering. No, you don't. You don't do that. And that's why we are going with them Panthers. Yes, we are. Then the Giants are playing the Texans. Texans, you know, they starting to recenter themselves. They start to recenter them. They're two and four. Now look, JJ McCartney has been named the starting quarterback over Jameis Winston. Why do you say that, sir? Because we know we get with Jameis. 30 touchdowns, 30 interceptions. And a hell of a open speech. Hell of open. Passa Brown (07:40.301) But use his defense, I think they could cause some problems for New York. But McCartney, his his athleticism could be the difference. Now you know I love my Giants. But we change, we change quarterbacks like we change church socks. Like we change in Sunday announcements. JJ, please don't make me regret my prayer. Don't let me regret my prayer. I gotta do it. Yeah, pray with me. Stretch your hand this way, stretch your hand this way. Put your hand on me. Cause we going with them Texans. The Colts, the Colts is playing the Vikings. The Vikings ain't lose a game yet. You believe this mess? Yeah. Homefield advantage. You know, the the key question is: can the cults pull off an upset? Now Danny Dobbs turned into Danny Nichols. He's about to turn into Danny Pennies. The Vikers are undefeated, and the cults are stumbling and bumbling, stumbling and bumbling, stumbling and bumbling. Like they wearing church shoes on a wet church floor. I'm going with them Vikings. Then the the Dolphins is playing the Jets. Ain't nobody care. Then the Browns is playing the Titan. This is the almost an Ain't nobody care game, but the Titans showed up against them Colts. The question is, will Cleveland overlook Tennessee? Will they play to their Passa Brown (09:17.452) Contender or pretender. Now Cleveland beat Baltimore. So y'all feeling y'all feeling blessed. But don't go let Tennessee actin have you acting all holy and come home looking foolish. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Because you're gonna be in Tennessee and what you need to do, De Brown, is win this game. Then the Broncos is playing them Cardinals. Denver four and two, Arizona two and four. Denver Very competitive in close games. Arizona, can they create enough explosive plays against Denver? Now this is their dilemma against Denver. Hell of a defense. The Broncos. Hell of a defense. But the quarterback, that is the low-hanging fruit. Y'all escaped a close game with Seattle by three points. Y'all keep surviving these games. Not straight up winning these games. Y'all keep surviving these games like you're on a television game show. If there's an upset to pick, this is the one. This is the one. But we're going with the Broncos. And the Packers is playing them lines. Green Bay 4-2. Denver is 2-3 coming off a bye week. This is NFC North rivalry. This could have some playoff implications. Can Detroit defend its home field against Green Bay? That is the biggest question. The Packers, they think they own the NFC North. They think they own it. Don't Detroit say her rent is due. And the Lions, are they all accepting cheese as a payment? Are you gonna let them come up in here and and whoop up on you? Are you gonna do it? This is a tough pick right here. This could go either way. This is go either way. But I am gonna go with the Packers on this one. Then the Raiders are the Rams are playing the Raiders. Passa Brown (11:33.77) I can't believe the record of these of these Rams. They tuned forward. And you believe that the Raiders have a better record than the Rams after all that talk in the in the before the season even started. Miles Garrett ain't there. Now Puka was out. He back. And Devontae, he's out for four to six weeks with a hamstring. This is the question. Can the Rams rediscover their passing attack? Can they? Because they on a three game loser streak. But this right here, the Rams, they look c confused. You know, McVay, he's saying the same thing. He's saying they they they look confused. The Raiders been looking like them Raiders. Somebody gotta win. But I wouldn't put my church anniversary money on it. You know, I don't want y'all to disappoint me like y'all would disappoint me week after week after week after week after week after week, but I'm still gonna pick them Rams. Still gonna pick them. Then the Chiefs is going to Seattle. Chiefs ain't lost a game. Seattle's three and three. But this is the this is the kicker right here. Where did K nine play last year? AKA Kenneth Walker III? Where did he play last year? the Seattle. What happened last year? y'all won the Super Bowl. what else happened last year? the MVP. Passa Brown (13:08.31) What's canine? Will this be a coming home party? Well, the Chiefs make sure that he enjoys his visit. He coming back home like a family reunion, but ain't nobody there. He got a brand new honey. He gotta say, y'all ain't paying me my monies. We going with them Chiefs. Monday night football, NFC East game. The Eagles, excuse me, the Cowboys is playing in Philly against them Eagles. Both teams are 2-4. Dallas is coming off a loss to Green Bay. Philadelphia is coming off a disappointed loss to the Carolina Panthers. Both coaches are facing growing pressure. It ain't growing. It's glowing. It's glowing. The key question is, which NFC rival can save the season? They both two and four. Now, this ain't Monday Night Football. This is a church business meeting where everybody's mad and nobody wants to take responsibility. This is going to be the key. Saquon is back. Jalen Hurts, he's gone for the season. Can they add on to the Cowboys' embarrassment of last week? Can the Eagles defense keep them boys? Off the field. Can the running attack of the Eagle slow down? How many chances they get the knock at the door? How many times they get the knock at the door? You know, this is gonna be a game that this is gonna be much missed TV. We're going with the Meagles. We're going with them Eagles. So there you have it, Pastor Speaks Saints. I've made my selections. I made it. I made my selections. Passa Brown (15:13.538) I made my selection. Some of y'all gonna agree. Some of y'all gonna disagree. Some of y'all gonna lose some money. Somebody gonna do exactly what I said. But remember, I am the sports prophet, not your financial advisor. If these picks don't work out, don't come looking for Pastor. Go find Chiptooth. Go find him. Until next week, y'all stay blessed. Stay out of injury and remember. Yo parley Yo problem Haha Lord have mercy.